Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't like that. We went to
a candle party the next day with all my coworkers. He rated me out.
Yeah, So anyway, that's how it starts. That's what Kyle's doing
here. Yeah. And for the longest time, you didn't trust little people
after that, and we did a lot of work on that. We we
joked when we were talking about it about the small sample size, and there
were lots of puns about that, stuff like that. But you've really turned
around on that. I think that's but yeah, than I can say for
Bob, right, yeah, see, I mean trust me. When we
were talking about his distrust for a little people, that were all that stuff
making us turtles, and it helped because they were hard conversations. Well,
welcome aboard another brands making new episode of another below Deck podcast. Hello,
I'm Dylan. Hello, that's Pat a great permission to come aboard doing good.
So hey, happy Bravocon for everybody that went to Bravocon. A lot
of fun stuff coming out of that convention. Yeah. Con is short for
convention. It can also be applied to the ticket pricing. But listen,
you know, it looks like everyone had a blast. Looks like everybody had
a really good time. What else we have public service announcements, Patreon dot
com Big announcement, Dylan, what is it? Next week we start our
coverage of Captain Sandy's first season, which was season two. Right I've met,
We start that. I've already watched the first episode. It's pretty amazing.
There's a god is it gas? Is it gas? Is that what
the kids are saying? As far as is that another word for cool?
Good? Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I will say this different
time, same Sandy. Really Oh yeah. Well, I don't want to
get ahead of myself, but I feel like sand has really improved of late.
You know, I know that we've got leadership conference stuff coming out of
every pore, but you know, I feel like a lot of it landed
today. But Patreon dot com Slash another podcast network for the new season that
is the old season of Below Deck. Another podcast show, another podcast show.
We just did a show where I don't want to do a show like
that for a while. You got pretty heady, got heady, got emotional,
and we're not trying to bait anybody. And I didn't really cry.
You did cry. I didn't. I didn't cry. I teared up,
same thing. So yeah, and listen, I wish I would have cried
more because crying is good. Crying is a way to purify the soul.
It's an irrigation for your spirit. It So don't mock me, and I
think I'm mocking myself. But anyways, if you want to hear that,
go to patreon dot com and if you want to donate there. What was
the what was the catchphrase? It was if you can give a little uh
or give a little more, go to patreon dot com. I can't remember
where's that coming from. I was from that that Carl Young podcast that I
was listening to where they're like, oh, you can donate a little or
a little more at patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network, okay,
iTunes. Writing to reviews, they've been coming in up the wazoo. On
Winter House, we will have maybe we'll have Papaya dog Girl read a couple.
That'll be fun. Yeah, that'll be fun. So YouTube, Instagram,
go there. Let's get into the show. We are back. I
think we had a little bit of a lull last week, but I think
we are back this week. And I said that twice. I'm gonna throw
it to you. Okay, I'm actually gonna start out my thoughts and notts
with a little a little uh song, Oh no, no, no,
a little offering to a guy named aj Aj. I hate your guts.
What a horrible human being. I think you're a controlling, manipulative jerk.
And if you're listening to this podcast, I've seen pictures of you. You
got a nice six pack, vibs, you look like you're in shape.
You can you know you could handle an old guy like Patty. But I'm
making this offer to you right now. I don't think you I don't I
think you could. It's all vanity. Anyways, go ahead, I will
box you. I will fight you. We can have this sanction, do
you. I just want to punch your head. I hate you so much,
AJJ. If you accept this, I will box you. We will
do three one minute rounds. The loser will have to take a hand job
by Kyle. That's okay, but that's not a punishment. I'm sure Kyle's
fantastic at that fair enough, so then no one loses. But Aj,
I just would love to fight you because I hate your guts so much.
The the the stranglehold that you have over Natalia's emotions are in it's it's quite
quite disgusting. My favorite thing about uh. And we'll move on. But
but AJ's a lot of AJ's pictures. He goes to really beautiful places,
you know, and you know, be at a sonote or be at a
jungle, the the focal point of the photo is always him, and it's
it's so shocking to go to these beautiful places and not highlight the landscape but
rather your fat, buff body that nobody gives a fuck about. So anyways,
Patrick, Yeah, my thoughts are not It's okay. I didn't enjoy
the episode as much as you're doing because I don't enjoy a firing squad that's
in a circle. Uh. Everyone on this boat now, including Lara.
Lara, who knew you had a little little finger in you stirring up some
fucking drum ah. I love that little little finger. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Oh my god. Some of you have to be likable. What's going
on on this boat? Lara's still likable. You're my favorite member. But
I thought what you did was it was unbecoming of a person has to focus
on getting to the bottom of tombs and getting the treasure Okay, she can't
be all messed up in tea exactly. I didn't say that well at all.
Go ahead anyway. I don't like all the negativity. I will give
props to Sandy. Sandy, the way that you handled it when Natalia confided
in you at the bridge, it was it was brief, it was concise.
You have this day. Yeah, that's so beautiful. I loved it.
And the way to talk Natalia off the the edge there. Way to
go, Sandy. Yeah, otherwise I won't. I guess I'm gonna look
forward to Dylan's critique of Captain Chef Jack's. I guess he did a little,
a little jump around to different countries. Yeah. My favorite kind of
themed dinner the theme wherein there is no theme, it's just everything. It's
like eating at yard House. There are Terioki wings, there are hot dogs,
there are Bavarian pretzels, and none of it makes sense fair enough.
By the way, if you'd like to hear our interview with Chef Jack,
feel free to just listen to the episode in the queue before this one.
An amazing interview. You probably think, like, hey, what am I
going to get out of an interview of Pat and Dilley interviewing chef Jack.
Trust me, it's a really fun interview. Great interview, great guy.
How many pots I'm gonna give this one forty forty pots? Okay, I
thought it was a fun episode. We have that thing once again, and
the guys turned out to be right. But many of the men were like,
I'm gonna have to be a good boy, and it's like, you
know, you have to be this assumption that you're going to have sex with
the clientele needs to It's an assumption, you know, like you you're the
car before the horse. Well, dyl I saw a trailer teaser for the
next episode. They're at a club with all of them technically this once they're
off. Really yeah, there's Luca and Ann, there's the charter guests are
in the background, so I'm hoping for a hookup. Okay, Well,
speaking of Anne, let me speak on Anne aka Jessica. Her really kind
of started to be more than nothing this episode, which is nice because every
episode begins with me completely forgetting that Ann is on this show. And I
see Anne and I'm reminded that she is on the show, and it really
kind of throws me. You know, who's that whoa, And we don't
need to have that every week, you know. So that was good and
also other things that happened were good. I'll give it. However, many
fourteen pods do you want to kick things off to look for your okay?
In classic below deck fashion, Dylan, we were teased last week with we
might just get to hear from our international sex out of himself aj perhaps give
him a little taste of his own. Oh what are you doing right now?
I'm laying next to a really hot guy, even hotter than you,
and I might even have sex with him in a couple of seconds, But
instead the phone is unanswered. That on you Bravo and Luca in his little
sea slug, they retreat back to his cabin. We were robbed, okay?
Yes, yeah, no, Luca and Italia, we're in the top
bunk kiss I n G. That's the thing right Yeah? Why am I
bad brand right now? But yeah, Luca senses that there's I guess it's
stranger danger, more like a kind of ambient horror, you know, like
there's there's a note that is played and being held right now, and he's
like, this is airing me. What's happening with her and this guy.
It is the stuff of Eli Roth kind of nightmares. And I'm gonna get
the fuck out of here. Yes, And I think Lucas starting to realize
that he does not want anything to do with this whole situation tells us that
the next morning. The next day, But yeah, it is crazy that
Aja has this kind of a holdover missed Natalia and Natalia's You know, Natalia
is not in a good spot on this season, clearly not. We jumped
to the next morning. The fog and the Knight's events are still wreaking havoc
on the sea, rat Ours Tumor is shooting fucking Mannai's in her face.
I mean, what a what a crappy way to start off your day.
I agree, But you know, Natalia is starting to get some Clarity's starting
to think that being in a relationship with a guy that hurls nut butter at
anything and any takers is not all it's cracked up to bee. Who would
have thought that wasn't gonna be Yeah? No, And it's not that thick
either, It's it's very very thin. There's no structure to it at all
because it's infertile. Is that too much Is that too much? I don't
want to joke about people's fertility. No, no, no, I think
we'll let the listeners decide. Particles, get in the comments, let us
know if Dylan went too far. Yeah, leave a review. Say when
you were talking about AJ's colme being like potato water, that was too much.
There you go. Yeah, what happens next? Preference sheet? Okay?
Prep friend sheet made? Oh no, no, no, we're gonna
have to yell it again. Shame on you. We got a joke,
did here? We got a what we got a joke to do here?
Oh we do? Okay? Please? Natalia is just spiraling downwards like that
plane in the edge when it ran into that flock of geese and over the
radio. Kyle still got his finger on the radio. Man, wonder if
that was purposeful anyways. So Toomey over heres Natalia saying that she is going
to, I think, blow the boat in half and go down with it
sinking, which she wants to leave the boat? Is it? I mean,
let's just call it what it is. That's terrorism. And I don't
know why Toomey was as cool with that as she was. I know that
she's trying to be like a cool boss now that they've had this kind of
reset. But I mean that's uh, I mean that's a big thing.
That's a big deal. And Kyle says, why I tried to convince her
not to kill everybody on the boat, And then Toomy says, well,
why didn't you just let her kill everybody, including herself? I think that's
how that went down. But anyway, it's taken that basically, Toomey is
kind of what do you call it, like where you kind of throw away
the Blase fair, Blase Fair, thank you for saving me on that.
Let's get to the preferenship many. Okay, we got Amanda Britt. She's
a party planning person. They make a lot of dough. I don't know
if bunch of hotties, bunch of fucking hot He's coming on on Saturday night.
They want a casino atmosphere. Don't worry. These sea rats will put
together a green tablecloth and a deck of cards. They got it. The
felt will be unlike anything you've ever felt before. It's it'll be that rough
and scratchy. You'll you'll have a rash the next day exactly. Yeah.
All the girls will be from Florida, and Sandy cautions the mail staff members,
including Laura tomb Raiders, well, don't cross the line, okay.
And then yeah, I think it's a little bit of a projection there.
I'm kidding. Sandy's in a loving relationship. M yes, yes, I
saw the lovely pictures from Bravo Khan. Now we get a little sea rat
history from Chef Jacks. Turns out he's had sex with the charter guests before.
We had sex with the clientele before. And you know, Sandy can
see the the squiz is kind of bubbling up in Jack and taking over all
of the blood in his body. You can see it in his eyes.
And she goes, Okay, all right, let's just remember don't fuck anyone.
And again we're the card is before the horse. You know, maybe
listen, even with Luca, you know, it would be gross if Luca
was just like, I'm gonna have to be a good boy, you know
what. They kind of do that later on in the episode when they show
it. I will see this. So here's old Patty's thoughts on this.
Everyone's on vacation, You're supposed to be having sex with random people. I'm
okay with this. We're consulting consenting adults. We should let it happen.
It should actually be on your itinerary when your travel agent puts together your your
trip. You know, do you want to do? You want to do
world class improv? Well, eleven pm, go to the club, eleven
oh five, finger the door. I don't think he wants to Okay,
yeah, finger the door guy, I think what I mean, you can,
but I don't. I don't think you meant to type that, or
maybe you did, Patrick, I don't know. Yeah, anyway, yeah,
uh, can we get to the next scene finger of the work?
Well, Kylin Jess, but why would you want to do some of the
grumpiest people. They're standing there all night you and and and there. That
is the worst kind of like there's no mutual benefit. Really, you get
into the club. I'm sorry. We shouldn't be talking about it. We
should be talking about the show, right, Okay, And that's that's well
anyway, Kylin Jess slash An. They chat and she will be in the
laundry dungeon. Moving on, and Kyle shares his opinion she should be on
service now because we know Kyle, he's clearly attempting to plant some seeds.
Yeah, of sentiment and Anne, Yeah, it happens in all workplaces.
As I pointed out a couple episodes ago, I famously worked at North American
Insurance, and that's when Bob the gay little person got me written up with
my supervisor because he kept telling my coworkers I didn't do any actual work.
Yeah, and that's because he propositioned you and you said you will. You
laughed at him, and you didn't need to do that. You could have
just said I'm not comfortable blowing you or letting you blow me. But because
you laughed at him as though that was something that was not on any horizon,
near or far, which I'm sure hurt him very badly. Well,
I told him he could have sex with my dead body. Oh yeah,
yeah, Yeah. He didn't like that. No, he went to a
candle party the next day with all my coworkers. He rated me out.
Yeah. So anyway, that's how it starts. That's what Kyle's doing here.
Yeah, and for the longest time, you didn't trust little people after
that, and we did a lot of work on that. You know,
we joked when we were talking about it about the small sample size, and
there were lots of puns about that stuff like that, but you've really turned
around on that. I think that's but yeah, I can say for Bob
right, yeah see, I mean trust me, when we were talking about
his distrust for little people, there was all that stuff making us chuckle and
it helped because they were hard conversations and you need to laugh at paint.
Kyle of course, goes down and it's talking to Anna and he's like,
and we got to get that South African accent down. I can't remember the
fan that was asking us, DMUs I would like to work on the South
African accent though I'll probably just do a YouTube video. But we love all
the support. He goes down there, confides in her, tells her that
she's the best, and it's crazy, but obviously he's trying. He's trying
to start a mutiny. Ye, And I don't understand this. It can't
be described as anything other than anarchy because and are the only mission is to
tear down the institution, the variable, what have you in front of you.
There is no plan otherwise and I can't see any little little finger kind
of Yeah, you want to be on the throne, not in Kyle's world.
He just wants the whole thing to burn, right, and it is
a joker kind of lighting the pile of money on fire, because where is
Kyle going to get to? Is he gonna He doesn't want to work,
period. He doesn't want to be the chief stew he doesn't want to be
the capitan. He just wants to see this boat fall to the bottom of
the ocean. And it's really really lovely to watch. Actually, it's quite
fun. I'm really really grateful for him. Have we been doing too much
on this not at all. I'm getting to a place where I feel like
I'm rambling. Well, Kyle finds out it's going to be an all girl
guess thing here. Oh he's klawn his way out of that. He wants
to be in that laundry dungeon. Yeah, but to me, he won't
let it have it. No, No, she will not. She needs
him on service because he is phenomenal at service. I mean him and Millie
elicit are probably the two best we've ever seen, you know. So we
talk about Lara's dream board again. Oh yeah, yeah, and uh,
then we get to Haley's dream board and Haley's dream board. If you asked
me before this episode, what do you think Haley's dream job would be?
I would mull it over and I would say, I don't know, probably
fucking hugging walruses or something, and then that's that's exactly what it turned out
to be. Yeah, well, let's break down these uh these dream uh
dream jobs here. So as Lara and Haley chat, Lara wants to be
a captain because right, because you want to be of a certain stature so
you can, you know, uh, exhibit a certain behavior. She wants
to be able to tell people to fuck off. Yeah, I mean,
don't we own well Lara to have that dream and tell people to fuck off.
You don't need to do all this work to become a ca work at
Kinko's and dyl Yeah. Yeah, we learned last week Haley hates and eaters,
and I took a lot of issue with that. Now this week we
learned her career goals are to hug manatees by day, in charge dudes to
beat off to her feet by night. Yeah. That was a you know,
we cut a social clip for that, and that was one of those
things where I was like, well, this is never going to perform well,
right, because it's about anteaters, so that's not gonna there's no point
in working on this anymore. And I kept going and put it out and
it didn't do well, but you know, but we gotta have fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got fun. And by the way,
I want to say this, uh, I think Hailey's guidance counselor he heard
these lofty goals from Haley, you know, when she was graduating, and
that's when he said, I think you should work on a boat. Boats
would be good for you. You know. It is insane that like people
at Kinko's and like fedanks askhole, they're they're not quick personal story and I
think I've told this before on an aps or something like that. Got a
Patreon donate a little if you can a little more. There was this Kinkos
that I would always go to and the people there were it was like a
method on clinic. These people always had a lot going on and none of
it was good. One woman had like a cast on. I was like,
what happened to your hand? And I have to stop asking strangers what
happened to you? Because nothing can go well. You just have to sit
in the silence and enjoy that right be present in that. But I asked
her and she had cut her hand open on the job and needed surgery and
she was gonna have to wait like six months for FedEx to pay for it,
so she was just gonna sit with like a massive open wound in her
hand. And she had a kind of Rachel Dratch, kind of Debbie Downer
into the whole thing. But the story that I wanted to tell was that
there's this man. He had an insightly kind of gangrenous thing on his hand,
and I said, what did you do to your hand? And he
said, I've had that since I was born. And I didn't do anything,
No, he didn't, And I didn't go oh oh, I didn't
have to go, oh the fuck did you do to your hand? You
know? And and and he checked me out and rang me up and everything.
And I looked in the rear view mirror for a while and I just
said, you have to stop speaking to people out in the wild. But
anyways, we have to get back to the show. Oh yeah, h
yeah, shure shure, shure. Okay, Okay, so we did we
need to do that? Should I cut that? Not at all? Okay?
Yeah, free flowing, all right. So Laura continues to kill Max
with loving kindness. I love this positivity stuff. You know, you get
more bees with honey, you know, And Luca fears seeing what's going on
in Max's head. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll clear this up
for you, Luca. It's one of those little mouses from Ratituy. He's
on a treadmill and he's nibbling on a fucking bag at and he's talking to
him. That's what's going on in maccent. Oh. I thought you were
going to say that it was that one of those monkeys that smashed the symbols.
That's why I was almost certain you were going to say that that's kind
of like that. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I like that you went
to Paris with it. So Natalia goes up to chat to her a little
bit of a boyfriend. They have their fourteen year old love sick conversation and
listen, I don't need to the horse is mutilated. At this point.
People in the town are like, they're still kicking it. It's been weeks,
Yeah, dead horse. Well, she probably, But how do you,
as an adult human being, have these conversations like this? I mean,
it's like in order to have these conversations. You should have trapper keepers,
you should have block periods, and your favorite food is gummy bears.
Your after school program should be taxing you. You know, it should not
carry into your thirties. I agree, one, I agree? Holy shit.
Well, anyway, she basically says, I'll leave the show. Yeah,
if you promise to stop coming on hooker, she just give me a
plane ticket. I'll fly home. You'll fly home to what I know.
Oh, that's so sad for nat The sea rats on the bottom of the
boat all unanimously hate Aj as well as everyone who hears anything about him does.
And Toomey, upon hearing that Natalia wants to leave, says letter that'll
leave. Oh the daughtest always dark before the darkest daughter, is it?
They're like, Jimmy, why are you talking like that? Baine? Wow?
Yeah to me? Are you doing Baine? Well? I will acknowledge,
though. When Kyle jokes at lunch that he wants h And to take
over service, this sounds the alarm bills for too alarm bells once again for
Toomy. This is the second time she's noted like, I think Kyle's a
shady motherfucker. Yet these people keep feeding each other information. They'll come off
a fight from one room in the boat, then they'll walk into the next
boat and be like, can you believe that she just talked this way?
By the way, you want to hear a secret about her talking behind someone's
back, was talking about you, And it's just that's what I was talking
about in my thoughts and hot It is literally a firing squad in a circle.
They will not stop this behavior. And next week I Love Natalia and
Kyle brother and sister once again, two best friends, fox and hound saying,
you know, the entire time you've been on this butt, you've been
talking, miss Was that good? Yeah, it's pretty good workshopping. I
think by the very last episode I'll have a good start effect. Yeah,
it'll be just in time and we'll do like pretty much just only Kyle impressions
while So this is when Anne Slash, Jessica and Natalia talk and nat helps
and see that Kyle was actually trying to get her into the service role,
all while getting to call to me out for not allowing it to happen.
See all these things they're very layered, And by layered, I don't mean
smart, I just mean, very stupidly laid out. Yeah, this,
this mutiny, it's funny because sandwiched in between all of this mess is a
blooney sandwich in a uh in a spin cycle. It's a blooney sandwich on
the floor of the laundry room. And that's such a perfect metaphor for what
this entire thing is. It's bizarre, it's pointless, it's yucky, it's
out of place and random. But at the same time, listen, I'll
take a bite. I I mean, that's my favorite food as a kid.
One of the great sand one of the great American sandwiches, it really
is, and confronts Kyle about what the fuck is going on, and he
tells her he just thinks everyone that wants to be on service should get to
be on service, according to him, and continues to be cannon fodder for
both of these people. I mean, she's just a that she's just getting
ram rotted turned at the other person and then just shot out, you know,
And I know that's not what cannon. That's a cannon ball. That's
not canon fire ping pong ball. No, no, no, no,
okay no. So Natalia tells her that Toomey doesn't believe in her, and
that Kyle was mocking her, and that she shouldn't feel guilty about the thing
that wasn't happening at all, because she's amazing. You know. There you
go. The whole thing is I mean, I feel like I'm in an
insane as you are. You know, they should put more pad on these
walls. Yeah, yeah, is that a nail in the brick? Well,
somebody's oh my god. All right, we get to the next day.
Everything is all good with Anne Provisions arrive, Italian Luca listen. Okay,
Natalia was very gracious with us. We had a great interview. She's
a fan of the show and we love Natalia. But Natalia this season is
doing some things that are just insane. The thing with Aj that's love sick
puppy shit. Shouldn't we We talked about it. The horse is dead.
Shouldn't go into your thirties. But then we get this I'm not speaking to
you for the rest of the day kind of thing with Luca. Well,
that's a little playfulness stuff. Yeah, I get it. But also like,
can I tell you and again, do we have Lisa Frankbinders what is
going on? It's very teenagersh stuff here. I will say with Natalia,
I feel bad for her because this should have been her having fun on TV
and instead she's taken over by this idiot, and she's got Kyle trying to
fuck her over at every turn. I think she's got Toomey, who fucking
hates her. Yeah, I don't want to It's a toxic place from Natalia.
I'll just give us where we are now. The calmness that that tequila
peace pipe created at that club, it is wearing off, and mutiny is,
as you pointed out, a foot So what did the buffalo say when
his son went to college? Bye? Son, Thank you, Hayley.
So Kyle and Natalia continue to filment something that is not fucking there in any
way, shape or form. Well, we'll get to more of this in
a second, but let's get to the guests coming on if this was hilarious.
So they're hot. They not there for you, Jack, they're not
there for you, silent film actor. They're there to go on a girl's
trip. Okay mm hm. And they're there. They're they're there to put
gin in their aparol spirit. Well, Dylan, I want to point out
here as the female charter apparol Sprits is sorry. As the female charter guests
take that tour, the entire exterior deck team turn into a bunch of construction
workers from the eighties. Yeah, hey, how any nice rack on that
one? Hey what the one boob said the other boob you are my breast
friend? Yeah? You ever see like sitcoms put that on a popsicle stick?
Anyway, they turn into creepos. Even Laura, she tomb Raider,
engages in this uh behavior. She said, I hope she goes down on
a carpet or something like that. She was hoping one of them was a
lesbian, and then she pointed out, I like the one in the yellow
dress. Yeah, we all have We are all pigs on the inside sometimes,
you know what carnal whatever's hey? Can we be all right? So
Natalia texts her boyfriend to let him know it's over with you. Yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah. And then Natalia continues to try to keep her distance
from Luca, and that's why she asks him once again to latch or unlatch
a latch that she has slatched or unlatched probably five hundred times in her life,
and then begins to drone on about this fake mutiny that isn't happening.
Like Luca has got as gorgeous as Natalia is. He's got to have the
IIC at this point, right, I mean, there's just so much drama
going on around Italia. It's like it's like it's like, Okay, we
talked about the Bolooney sandwich, great American sandwich, right, what if it
was in the middle of a bunch of mouse traps and you were really really
hungry. You know, maybe that's a crude metaphor, but that's like hooking
up in the Talia. Is the Boloney sandwich a great American sandwich, and
then all of the drama are the mouse sure, you know, and I
mean there are a lot of them. It's not you can't just it's not
like one ring that you can stop over and and it's not a problem.
I mean there are hundreds of them. Sketch Yeah, yeah, you want
to get to Green Chef, sure, No, no, no, no,
no, we can't do a green Chef. After that. We gotta
have some kind of comedy, So we undock the girl on gin and Apaol
locks herself in a bathroom, and I think we can both say Ben there
boo. Then we get to the pilot guy getting on again, a narrative
that I thought we were going to see time and time again. I'm grateful
that we're not doing that because that would be such a below deck thing to
do and so dumb by the way, in this case, he was getting
off. So the pilot I believe helps shepherd you in it also shepherd you
out. Yea yeah, yeah, Well Max is so funny he uh he
he. He doesn't do the ropes right, and he's like a a mistake
two days ago leads to repercussion two days later, and it's like, yeah,
well, yeah, that's how time and mistakes were correct, you know,
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so mm hmm, Luca heads out anymore to say on this lunch,
It's just a bunch of cold fish on ice, right, dead sea life
on ice. No. I mean, listen, it's delicious food, but
it's just you know, by the way, I didn't say this in the
preference sheet meeting, we will not be eating meat on this particular charter.
Everything will just be fish. Yes, yes, okay, So we get
a little bit of Sea Red history. We find out why and is hers.
Yes. Yes, she had a step dad who was emotionally abusive to
her. And this is why you just have to be good to your children.
You know, they're very fragile creatures, and if you berate them and
shout them down and tell them they can't speak, then they're going to be
passive people. In the midst of a fantasy mutiny, the two sea rats
are trying to weave around them. You know, you need to have your
druthers when you're around these people. And if you just get told that you
need to shut your mouth as a kid, then you're gonna shut your mouth.
Dal I have some thoughts on this, just a solid one on the
Sea rat sad scale. Oh, how could we forget? I'm gonna pull
this up all right now. While you're pulling it up, Okay, someone
has to shoot someone if you're going to land a higher score on the Sea
Rat sad scale. I get it. Everyone had a dickhead step dad telling
us to shut up and go to our room. I'm sorry, Ann,
I'm sorry. This is a one. It's a one. Yeah. Oh.
One of our barnacles, one of our beloved listeners, actually made up
an entire chart for the sea rat sad scale. This is probably one of
the This is probably the best work we've had. Oh. Someone spent a
lot of time on this, and for some reason it is not coming up.
I don't understand what in God's name is you know, Zuckerberg needs to
figure it out. Quite honestly, he just needs to figure it out.
I don't get it, you know what I mean? Okay, thank you,
Patrick, Okay, this is from Sean. He created a sea rat
scale trademarked in sad scale, Sea red sad scale. That's right. And
you know this is what we've got. And you're saying that an addict,
he that's not you're not gonna get the X access goes from give me a
fucking break to oh my god, how are you even alive? And and
I think that that's those are the right ends of the spectrum. So you
are saying that this lands closer to give me a fucking break than how are
you? Correct? Right? Because as Sean laid out, probably the most
how are you still alive? Was having to perform at eight years old in
a fucking ballet immediately after your mom informs you that your dad was brutally murdered.
That's a that's that's solid. That's a crazy story. So love you,
Sean. Thank you so much for making that. I mean, it's
really incredible, great work doing God's work. Join us on Facebook and another
blowdeck podcast. So Sandy heads down to say hi to the goals. Then
we had to Toomey and and the air is cleared and asks her if Tommy
was laughing at her when Kyle recommended that she'd be on service, and she
of course wasn't. She reveals that she was laughing at Kyle trying to get
out of work for the fifteen Yes, and I thought that was a pretty
legit little uh, A good way to throw it away, like sorry,
I'm an idiot, right, Basically, good spin to me, great spin.
I do think you were laughing at and the prospect of her being on
service, but you've had some time to do this little spin work. It
doesn't work out so well for you. Later on, when Natalia confronts you
about why did you say it would be okay, if I just left the
boat. Yeah, but what there is another like thing that gets dropped here.
I think that she oh Jess tells to me. I think that something
about Kyle making her feel like a green stove. I think here, yeah,
which will come up later. That will be again circle firing squad.
Yes, it just keeps perpetuating itself. So dinner will be Vietnamese, Tie,
England, and Italian. That all makes sense because those are all places
on planet Earth. And when Jack wants to fuck you, he really pulls
out all of the stops. Now Max and Haley are adhding out, and
now that Max has accompaniment, he's rearing up and ready to work. We
then get to dinner, rice paper spring roll with a I can't say that
a nook cham I think is the uh the dipping sauce and thank you for
the chirones, Thank you for the chirons. And this is a common dipping
sauce that will light you up with those chilis if you're not careful. You
know, this is the kind of dish that you would see, you know,
all over Vietnam, I believe, or Thailand. And it's the kind
of thing that you wouldn't ever even think about eating because you would have to
eat it on a plastic stool in the street. And the reason why you
wouldn't eat it is because this nook chom sauce is probably a little bit too
spicy, a little bit too fishy for your tummy. And at the end
of the day, it's not a cheeseburger, so you you wouldn't eat it.
Correct. No, second up is a tom ka? Would you eat
a tomka? No? I don't like the way it sounds. Oh my
god. It's a coconut kind of soup, a lot of flink. I
don't know if there's golongle or it's like a citrusy thing. You know.
Yeah, there are varying degrees of success to it. But when you order
it out from one of the many great restaurants, one of the great many
great what but it's a soup kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
like you know, my wife, she makes dinner for the family once a
week on Sundays, Thank You Green Show. She announced on Friday, I
go ah, which Megan on Sunday said I was thinking about making soup.
Yeah, I said soup, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, Patrick,
I mean soup is a powerful canvas. I mean the fact that you're
just completely writing souper it hurt My feeling is insane. I was like,
you don't care about me. Oh Patrick, you and the wife come over
for dinner. Have cease, cease, will whip up Alison Roman's kale and
pork soup. It's a Tuscan kale. It's it's a light broth, it's
lemon, it's dry chili, it's ground pork, and it is spectacular.
But tomka, when you order it from one of the many Gray Thai restaurants
in the city, some of them just the the line cooks, they're smoking
cigarettes and they don't give a fuck. Okay, there's just massive fucking pieces
of ginger left in the It's like, I can't eat that. What do
you want me to do? Eat a silver dollar of ginger? That's that's
gross. I can't eat that. So I think Anne is starting to I
can tell you, yeah, it's decided in order to keep peace and will
not reveal to Natalia that Toomey said that she wouldn't care if she left the
boat. Yeah, that'll be revealed later via tomb rain er. Just focus
on the Treasure, Focus on the Treasure. The women speak on Diplo.
One of them says it's the best show they've ever seen. Don't forget that
major major Laser guy. Is that who they brought up? The artist?
Well, I think Diplo. You know Diplo and Diplos. I'm a big
fan of Diplo. I want to fuck Diplo. So handsome, I mean,
my god, but he he has lots of and I'm not a big
electronic music person. I'm not a big fan of Diplo. I just think
he's hot. But he joins up with different people, like I don't know,
he's with somebody Major Laser, it's DiplIng, somebody else, the LSD
thing he's with see you know, see a chandelier you so, so he's
yeah, he's hot. Third course is muscles and clams in a cream sauce.
What country is that? I think that was Italy? Okay? And
for the fourth course, we have eton mess and something that I had never
heard of. It's a turns out. It's a fancy name for strawberries and
cream. And listen, if you're at like I don't know, Saint John
or some this can be done well. But I've said it before and I'll
say it again. I want nothing to do with schloggings of cream and fruit.
I think it's a lazy dessert. It's an unappetizing old people eat.
It's what old people eat. I don't want it for dessert. I don't
want dessert, period. But if it's that, I definitely don't want dessert.
What's next? Something in fucking aspect, like get it out of here.
Okay, it's gross. We were all hiding under our desks getting ready
for the bomb when this shit was in vogue, you know what I mean.
Pisses me off. Delicious dinner, though nonsensical. You do crazy things
when you're running, and that's exactly what you tonight at sixty pots. Oh
yeah, it doesn't seem that bad. So Natalia gives her boyfriend a ring
fun times with these two aj bang somebody the night before. It's amazing the
deluded confidence you have one again, going to all these fancy places and taking
pictures of yourself with your shirt off and then posting them and not being afraid
that there are people who are going to see that and mock you. There
are so many people who are sharing his pictures going I went to high school
with that guy, and they share them in their text groups and they laugh
at him, but he doesn't recognize that that's going on. And maybe that's
a good way to live. Maybe it's a good time. Also right here,
Della remind aj if he's still listening, I will kick your fucking ass,
you fucking vulture. No no, no, no, no, no
no. There are no threats of violence. Pat is doing a comedy bit.
Okay, yeah, he seems like it could be a litigious guy.
But the diluted confidence I'm talking about is too and again the horses h it's
essentially a pool of blood and flesh. The confidence to tell Natalia that she
cannot fraternize with the crew and then, in plain speak, just say you
fucked somebody, fearing no consequence, caring nothing about what that's going to do
to the person on the other line. Maybe it's not confident, Maybe it's
evil. I think it's the ladder. Yeah. Well, next day Natalia
asks if she can speak with Sandy. She says it's not going to be
good. Yeah, And as I put it out at the top of the
show, Sandy, well done. You comfort her, You keep it short,
You keep it positive, you keep her on the boat. Yeah,
and it's a great message. You know, if you are in this state,
don't run from it because it could be better. But yeah, you
just in the fact that it is that kind of a day, because if
you try to close it, it's it'll seep out of the lock. You
know, even if you do get a shut you know you want to do
you want to purge this stuff. I don't want to make excuses for Natalia,
but I'm going to right now the the fight with U Toomey because in
Italian is gonna confront her in the next scene. Yeah, I have to
say, I think this might have a lot more to do with her emotional
state of just being up all night being uh, just fucked with by this
idiot. Yeah. You know, you know you're get in a fight with
your wife before you leave the house that day, and she's not even fucking
for guys, You've just gotten a fight over I don't know, something stupid.
Then you leave the house. Next thing you know, you're in a
road rage incident with somebody. You wouldn't have gotten in that road rage incident
had you not fought with your spouse. No, I'm making excuses right now.
No, that's okay, though, Lara Lara, Lara, Lara,
tomb Raider gets messy. She tells Natalia that Toomey said that she wanted Natalia
to go home, and Natalia of course loses this, loses it and says
that she's done with Toomey. This is when Sandy falls. She broke her
fucking wrist. I don't think so. I don't think so. Let's see,
but it's it's good to wrap those things up. Mm hmmm. Well,
Toomey explains it way to Natalia that she doesn't need any more chump.
She immediately gets back on the defensive. By the way, sound familiar.
I don't need to be your friend. Natalia tells her, you're not a
good leader. That's also not a cool thing to say. I want to
say this about Toomey as a supervisor, because she's technically in charge of this
team. I like you to me, but shit rolls downhill, all this
like in fighting and this backstabbing shit, Like as a leader, you can't
you can't. Not only can you not be engaging at it, you're not
supposed to be kind of perpetuating. This is Toomey's first time, and what
Toomey needs to realize is that you need to sedate your underlings. You needed
to lie to them, You need to keep their spirits up, especially if
they're sea rats. So Toomey handles this with a certain amount of manipulative grace.
She says, Natalia I said that because I don't want anybody who doesn't
want to be here to be here. You know, I want, I
want you to be comfortable. I want you to be happy. Now,
but you knew she was lying by the stance that she took with I don't
need to be your friends. Well, I love that to me through that
very same line back in Italia's face, because that is what Natalia called for.
We don't need to be friends. We're not friends. And then you
know nothing. This is trench warfare with these two. It's just it's just
bayonets and throats, and it's haunting memories that will remain forever. Many will
call it shell shock, and that will graduate into much more severe terminology.
Now I feel here, we're trying to wrap this up deal, but we
cannot end the Oh no, no no. Pointing out that Kyle, then,
as this boat literally is on fire, takes his time to confront Anne.
Yeah, while the guests look on about her, Anne did not know
what hit her. And Anne has not had to deal with a vicious what
is the word to describe Kyle. I mean, he's a vicious service queen.
Kyle just goes to town on her. I mean, this was a
muhammad A Lee kind of performance in early years, in his early years.
She's getting a shit beat out of him in the eighties. But yeah,
yeah, well, I mean he he was pulled out of competition for protesting
the Vietnam War. Yeah, I'm a out of practice. But yeah,
I felt so bad for Anne here because Anne, by the time she really
got her kind of the lay of the land, what was going on.
Yeah, Kyle had called her a deceitful bitch and walked out of the room.
And that's tough to come back from. But we'll see what happens next
week. Luckily for Ann, there are bigger fish in Kyle c his sister,
his best friend Natalia. Get in the comments, getting the iTunes ranging
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I have a great week. Pat's say goodbye later. Dude, bye