You're listening to The Downbeat on ninety seven one the free Play, tuned for
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it. It's your cool ass radio show, The down Beat On ninety seven
on the Freak, Kevio and Mikey and Danny and JJ. JJ gave the
movie Dune to a five Dumpling rating, the ultimate rarity, the rarest of
all bird call sandwiches and she did it. And that comes out next Friday.
You know what comes out to the movies? You know what comes out
today? I don't know if it's out yet or it's midnight tonight. The
brand new season of Drive to Survive on Netflix. Nice. Yeah, I
know, we're two weeks away from full swing. Two weeks away from full
swing. If one season starts next weekend, damn hot. I have something
that I want to read. I think JJ will take a particular interest in
this. It's about Beyonce because she's gone country or whatever. I don't know.
Uh. They say Google searches for cowboy hats have increased by two hundred
and thirteen percent. After Beyonce's Verizon commercial at the Super Bowl, Cowboy hats
are one of the hottest items, and then Music Talkers also reports that searches
for Cowboy boots and Bolo ties skyrocketed by almost two hundred percent and almost six
hundred percent, respectively, following the release of Texas, Hold Them in sixteen
Carriages, Beyonce's two new releases incredible. They're sort of cowboy related. So
get ready to see some Bolo ties more than you're used to. Dude,
you're gonna have a little hat you probably already like. No, I'm Texas,
I've always had those. I just had to put up you probably I
was looking for an occasion where you probably camped out in a sleeping bag at
a Schepler's the night of the Super Bowl. I w don't even know where
to start. I wouldn't I can help that cowboy hat. I wouldn't even
know. Dude, Let's do it. Let's get decked out like fully.
I'll pitch in to accessorize JJ with some wild ass fort worth stuff. I
absolutely will pitch. I don't know about cowboy boots though, those like they
hurt your most comfortable shoes you'll ever have no, I am not kidding.
And he's from a tiny little Texas town where they've done this stuff. This
looks so uncomfortable. Like break him in though, right, yeah, like
yeah a little bit. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't take long. You
don't have to break in a bolo. You look good on day one.
I have a follow up on something you guys were talking about earlier. I've
been just I don't know why, but I've been fascinated how Tiger Woods son
Charlie Yeah, shot a twelve on a par four. Yeah, you guys
ever find out? No? Okay, So I do know a little bit
of information. So he was there to qualify or potentially qualify to play the
Monday qualifier, yes, for next week's okay, And he ended up shooting
an eighty four or something like that. But is it eighty six? So
the big, the big weird number on its score card was a twelve on
a par four. The only thing I could find is this, he didn't
card any birdies. His round was primarily derailed by a few big numbers,
two doubles and a twelve on the par four seventh hole. The only thing
I can find out is it features water danger off both the tea and the
approach, so he probably went ob and then double drinked it. Yeah,
on another's ob. I mean it made a three putted it he pumping them
in the water. Man, I don't know what that green's like. It
may be really difficult, and it's it's possible to oh, three or four
putt that absolutely. Kevin four putted a hundred times, so it's not out
of the realm of possibility that he may have never even gone out of bounds.
Yeah. True, But depending on how the hole is shaped. I
mean, you could have water that you have to clear, and if you
don't ever clear the water, you still have to essentially drop right in front
of where you're standing. So yes, depends on like where the water is,
because it's where the ball crosses land lasts. I'm still looking for a
stroke by stroke right down as the seventh hole. Okay, we're gonna find
that before the end of the damn show. Okay, once again and once
again, all right, it's time to talk about This is what something we
do always every day we talk about local stuff. It's live local laughs here
on the downbeat, wake up, We're we talk about things that happen in
our neighborhood, your neighborhood, and we do it the Neighborhood Watch. When
the world has never seemed so divisive, one radio show has taken it upon
themselves to help bring the Metroplex together. Before we can change the world,
first we must better our neighborhoods. The downbeat is on the case. It's
time for Neighborhood Watch. Yeah. I feel like that's the first time I've
ever heard that. We definitely did it like a month ago, Kevin and
I. Not having any recollection of that open is one thing, but you
going palms up when it starts out. Oh, I knew we had it,
but I didn't know if we like saved. It's like I was like,
I just didn't know. But we do the Neighborhood Watch two and four
eight when seven seven eight seven one nine seven one got weird stuff happened in
your neighborhood. I generally a lot of these things come from the next Door
App, but I'm going to start with a listener, Andrew, who sent
me an email. Now he said, Uh, Kevin, I love the
next Door App segment. I live in paren Unfortunately no one out here uses
the next Door app. But they do overuse the Facebook groups in the community
so or the Facebook group community or whatever. So he has sent me a
couple and I'm gonna read one of these on the air for you guys.
This is from Jessica. Has anyone had things come up missing like cats,
chickens, dogs? We had one kitten. All that was left is the
skin of the kitten's nose and cheeks and half a jaw. We keep finding
dead chickens skin add drug around. My brother had been out a few times
with Kyote calls to see and he hasn't seen much but rabbits. And that's
the grammar she chose. And how that went. You see dead animals run
your neighborhoods, I mean nothing other than you know, the occasional dead dog
or cat that's on a busy stretch of road like Ferguson or Garland Road.
But yes, my neighborhood is littered with flat squirrels that couldn't make up their
effing minds flat and squirrels. Yeah, tons of squirrels in the streets for
sure, I absolutely. I mean not this is not unique to me.
But when I'm especially in a highway, I mean, if you see it
on residential it's way worse. But when you see a puppy dog that got
sent to heaven, even on a highway, I always do the the cat
I'm not okay with, but I'm less impacted by the flat cat than the
flat dog. Start to tell the cat to just almost the size of may
I speak to something that happened in my neighborhood just two mornings ago, and
I can't believe I didn't bring this on the air the neighborhood. My routine
in the morning is to wake up. First thing I do is go into
the laundry room, get Geraldine's food and feed her. She eats, and
then I will let her out back to do her morning potty ritual. As
I walk to the back screen door, which I typically it's I think it
was unlocked. I see through the glass door no less than twelve feet in
front of me the biggest possum that I've seen in that neighborhood, and it's
just sitting there. Geraldine locks onto the possum, and before I can reach
the door to make sure she doesn't get out, she pushes the door open
and goes straight for it. Here I am at four point thirty in the
morning and I am yelling no, no, no, no, no like
that. Who knows what the neighbors were thinking. It probably woke up my
next door neighbors and they're thinking, what is going on over there? And
she goes up to it and stops. The possum freezes, bears its teeth
and is just sitting there, completely frozen, but its teeth are exposed.
Geraldine is ready to pounce, and because I yelled no, she just goes
right up to it, two inches from it and just kind of sniffs a
few times. And I'm just like going, get away, get away,
and I'm waiting for this possum to just bite her, yeah, and she
finally just backs off. She went up and snipped it like it was another
dog or a cat, wasn't aggressive with it, didn't try to hurt it,
and she walked away from it. And then the little posse, with
absolutely no sense of urgency, just kind of struts, struts out of there
and just climbs the truth message scent. Yeah, I think your possum is
now the animal king of your neighborhood. There's no doubt. Because the last
thing I wanted to do before coming into work was clean up a bloody white
pit bull because she's got bit by a damn possum. Oh yeah, and
who knows with any animal bite if they have some type of you got to
go to the vet. Jack and the stuff that those those posse's carry around
in their mouth, the germs and bacteria and herpesant speaking of STD, I
mean Geraldine would have to disclose that to future partners. This came from robald
On. This is on my next door app, so we're assuming the Richardson
area. Okay, let me just say that sometimes that leaks into North Dallas,
Addison, Plano, Garland Robald This girl gave me HIV and she knew
before we had sex. She had it. She's new to Texas. Cali
girls don't care. And he just posted a close up picture of her face.
Oh let me see, let me see if it's worth. It wouldn't
let me, it wouldn't let me pull it in. Oh man, I
know right, I was trying to copy it into the to the doc for
you guys, I mean Sydney. Yeah, I'm sure we'd all roll the
dice. It was not Sydney Sweeney. She did not. It really wasn't
like but what a wild thing to post though on next door app nuts,
but I think he was putting out it a warning. I guess it is
very strange, but it sucks California girls don't care. I found the post
that the subject line says, bitch gave me aids. Yeah, a lot
of that going on people next start is really it's become a place where people
want to just tell people what's going on in their life, especially when it
comes to sex. Is there a lot of neighborhood sex. I don't think,
I mean more than zero. Maybe put the dog walking and I guess,
you know, like up in light farms. I know it's just like
the villages in Florida. Do you mean where Ben lives. I don't know.
They have sex parties all the time. Are you talking about like just
random meeting a gallop walking your dog for the pups? I mean, I
think Ben. I think Ben I was telling you some story. But they
had like a balloon game that they had to play. It is like couples
and it's like if you pop the balloon, something happens. You don't pop
the blue. Yeah, I think if you live place like that, like
neighborhood parties, I think there is this long underlying tension, sexual tension,
I would amongst other households. I think that's a thing. I don't live
in that kind of neighborhood. I don't know. I don't hang out with
any of my neighbors except for Sylvia, who's cool as hell, but she
is seventy. Okay, So there are more swingers. Isn't the word?
But more people? I mean, maybe it is, but if you don't
do it a lot, but you're there are more swingers around us than we
know. Let's put it that way. And maybe that's not what they're known
as swingers, but they swing here and there and in the radio industry,
I can tell you that. Really, I know that write down the names
start a penis again. Maybe they should put Kevin's artwork on the moon.
Yeah, tape that to the leg of the lunar landing module, Kevin's downbeat
run sheet with a dog on the other side of it. Really yeah,
Okay? And more, I think I think swinger is just like a wild
turn, Like that's an old ass term. Okay, couples that got I
would say, open relationships is far more I don't know, not polygamy,
open relationships there you go. I'm in polyamory, not polygamy. But I
don't know about you think orgies and sex parties are I don't. I think
orgies and swingers kind of intertwine difference when we had an open relationship. Open
relationship just mean that every y'all are seeing other people. Yeah, I get
it. Yeah, the swingers, it's like you swap. It's like I'm
gonna hang out with your wife and you can hang out with mine. And
the orgy is when all of the couples are in one room and there's a
leg over here and a boob over there. I don't think that happens that
often. I mean more than No, it doesn't, not that often,
but more than we even think it happens. I think it does. Weird,
I know, but you speak Kevin's I think you can decipher I do.
We're nasty people, are right. I don't even think so. He's
a nasty bit. Just animals. We are animals, that's true. Ahead
bed cobbler, Danny sent a bunch in keeping bed cobblers in business. This
is just pick a couple that you like. This is my favorite one from
Danny. This is from less. Are there any Canasta players interested in meeting
on March first at two PM's like, look, the game is locked in,
the game is locked in. We're playing Canasta the next Friday. Then
we're headed off to the Olivia Rodrigo concert. And Randy bailed in one spot
cast and canst the whole thing thing I know at one time one pm,
two pm for Canasta. I've never played. You know what? I should
have just replied and shown up. How do you play? And what are
the rules of this little rule pamphlet? Vonica Rights? I have boxes and
boxes of large, extra large, a large and extra large adult diapers.
Does anyone know where I can donate them or have someone that needs them?
I'm getting rid of all of them. Please take them off my hands.
Well, if you listen to the first segment today, I could probably use
a few here, throw them in the yard. On the same token from
Alison again, this is my next door app over and Richardson. Anyone know
or I could donate open boxes of sanitary pads and tampons. They're basically full,
so feel terrible throwing them out, and they're expensive. No idea what
to do with them other than keep storing them is anyone gonna take the adult
divers thing that can actually see. Yeah, you're not gonna take tampons from
someone else, are you. Well, it's quite clear if they're new and
sealed keeping away SEMPO this a loose handful. But if they're refurbished, new
to you, Yeah, new to you. Do you have a call?
JJ? We had someone went in whom I had a problem, So continue
the neighborhood watch on the phone. Hi, what's going on? Hey?
What's going on? Gud? Hello, Mike and Grapevine? How you doing?
I'm good man. How are y'all? They're good? Brother? You
get something we need to know about? Yeah? Man? So, uh,
you know I live over here in Grapevine and the cul defect we live
in Basically there's about two or three cops in live there, and uh,
we're all have each other's tech phone numbers went away. There was a mass
text sent out. Apparently one of the homeowners, this gentleman UH left the
country and basically was running an Airbnb out of his house, and so,
being the police officer they are, they shut that down, got south Lake
involved, and UH sent a worn out for his arrest and stuff. Man,
crazy, are you allowed to run an airbnb. Some neighborhoods are not.
I guess, okay, no, it's because it's uh, it's uh
it has to do something with like uh a grandfather clause as far as like
when the neighborhood was built and stuff like that. So yeah, it was
crazy, man. Everybody was up in arms. And my wife was like,
no, no, wonder I see this house down there and cars like
coming in and out and people and stuff like that. So yeah, man,
they they cranked out on that real quick. Go ahead, no ahead.
People cannot handle incontinuity in their neighborhoods. One car that just looks like
it doesn't need to be there, and they call the cops. Well,
there's there's a little things you can do too, like report it to Oh,
by the way, thank you for your time, Mike, Appreciate it.
Always love you. Doc. Uh, there's a you can report it
to the city and a city inspector can come handle it. No, don't
bother the police with like a car there, you know if it's just like
if it is there for six months and hasn't moved though, I mean when
I always wonder, like, so there are strangers in our neighborhood. What
are we going to do? The perfect place to dump a car if you
needed to, would be in a neighborhood out of the middle of nowhere.
Is suspicious. There's a van parked by my house, minivan with the two
front wheels off. I think things about you know what the rules are different
in oak Cliff. Yeah, no, very much. So it's a little
wilder out there. Yeah, Kevin, you skimmed over a couples, the
one from yours from Lorraine. No, no, no, I want to
hit Dale's. Dale has an item up to offer for free free color toilet
seat for round bowl toilet, white soft closing, not used much on curb,
in a bag and then he kisses a dress dude that's given put it
in a bag, a toilet seat that hasn't been used much, and it's
on his curb, and you know what, You're welcome to it. There's
no way it's still there. You ever seen like a toilet that has a
misfitting toilet cup bowl seat? Thank you? Like at a bar usually I
don't know, go buy a new toilet seat and they get the wrong size
or the cheapest one, and like the bowl is wider than the seed.
It makes me so happy. I guarantee that's what he did. It's such
a dive bar move too. Yeah, it is ill fitting toilet seat and
bowl. Have you guys heard a song from the local band Sweet Potato and
the Poonhounds Curbside Cocaine Disco Toilet no fresh play? JJ? Would do you
want to hear it? Yeah? After all that Curbside Cocaine Disco Toilet by
our local band. Uh you Danny, you've probably toured with them a little
better. Maybe you'll played some gigs man Kevin. This is the first that
anybody Potato and the Poonhounds. This is the first that anybody has ever heard
his song. JJ, will you creak me up? Hey? JJ?
Want to make my audio up for quick SARTs? Your stick phone calls,
we go holding them back to multitude of the floor. Your life was finally
taken, and all the line is can't you a shadow? Slowly close and
now you'll think it's nice? Man? Right down on your jeams, your
hopes cup down and use toolgeously? Did you sudden this day? Don't Jesus
fake hustiness sunk you pull your service? Please a waight up by stop cut
second time, standstill, wait and bust the tesh mass Did you run that
curb? Suck? Okay, just start to the suck. Okay, just
stop joying what you see. Okay, Okay, that's something you guys never
heard. Curbs out. Okay, toilet, I didn't know Scuba Steve had
such a good falsetto. That was sweet potato in the Poorhounds. Man.
Ruin Alias is a band. You should know this, mister Exotica. Yeah,
one more, one more from Lorraine. This is on Danny's so I
almost forgot to post this. Okay, there's a no, that's fine.
There's a pizza Pizza by Rancho on Buckner in Pleasant Grove. I was there
about five pm. We're in line getting pizza. This man walked up to
my eleven year old daughter and squeeze her. But I was so mad.
I went off on him and followed him and followed him to the to the
new shoe store that that by CCS. He works there, and I told
his bosson reported him. I misread that. I read that as she threw
a shoe at him. But no, Sam was great. Yeah, so
Lorraine's at a CCS. Her eleven year old daughter gets squeezed by a man
and she chases him into a shoe store. This is all next door man.
Does anyone know whether there's two helicopters flying over Buckner Terrace. It's been
going on for a little while now. Oh I don't know, Caitlin,
I'm not a helicopter expert. Gina writes, never will I ever go back
to Red Lobster. It's gone from bad to worst. And five freezing cold
emojis to the owners of the white truck that's in the field behind Plantation Drive.
They're trying to steal your tires already got one from Rebecca. That's a
live update. Yeah, just crazy. This what's weird? This is from
Anna. I need recommendations on where to buy red beans and rice. Already
prepared enough for ten people. Thanks, and the comments are probably more interaction
than we'll ever get. Bill to go post about the show on the next
door aut Dude, do it right now, here's Bill. I stopped going
to the Castle Indo Chilies a long time ago because of poor food and service.
Does anyone know if things have improved? Somebody was jones in for some
chilies. Somebody was jonesing for an old timer with cheese, and we want
to test the waters and see if things have gotten any better. That's awesome.
Well next door is ridiculous. It's the time and date of this Canasta
game two pm next Friday, yeredy okay, got it. Let me get
in on that with less. I'm open less love less? Well do you
a neighborhood watch sometime in March? Coming up next, Danny is winter over?
Is the Inwood Theater in Big, Big Trouble. Those questions and so
many more will be answered in the news coming up next,