1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:04,440 Big pink ass goes outside and he just starts wiping away the tears and he's 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:10,800 wondering, am I a complete asshole? Yeah? Answer yes, Number one 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:18,960 answer, Number one answer, Kyle Ballue deck Man, what word do you 4 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:24,399 think of when you think of Kyle and asshole? All right, I see 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:29,440 if it's on the board. Number one, asswo number one ass right right. 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:35,359 And to remind everybody, Pat's not doing an impression of a black man. 7 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:44,880 He's doing an impression of Steve Harvey. That's an important distinction. Number 8 00:00:44,920 --> 00:01:07,239 one answer. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below Deck podcast. 9 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:08,799 My name is Dylan. I'm suded up next to one Patrick Kicky til 10 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:15,319 the unexcitement is palpable in your voice. I am getting sick. I know 11 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,000 it's coming. I gotta take some night quil tonight. I got to hit 12 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:23,519 the sheets hard. And then I don't know where are you at? Because 13 00:01:23,519 --> 00:01:27,159 you know how when we're walking around and we start feeling, oh boy, 14 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,480 I think it's coming on. Yeah, where are you? Oh? Like, 15 00:01:30,519 --> 00:01:33,840 normally for me it's a little bit of a week. I'm feeling a 16 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,200 little weak and then I get a little itchiness in my throat. The fatigue 17 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:42,799 is there. The fatigue is there. What is a surefire signal for me 18 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:49,239 is the sweat right underneath the eyes right here, just a constant perspiration there 19 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:55,079 always. And then of course you've got the spit that feels like toxic sludge. 20 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,480 I mean, I don't know why it burns as much as it does. 21 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,640 I don't understand it, but it is coming. Oh boy. So 22 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,920 if I'm a little low energy tonight, I apologize, but it is not 23 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,280 my fault. If we had a good episode of Below Deck, I would 24 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:12,400 be rip roared and ready to fucking chuckle right now. But unfortunately we do 25 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:19,960 not. Before we get into this less than good I think some people say 26 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,080 subpar, I say less than good episode of Below Deck, we have some 27 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:27,039 PSAs well. You know what, I'll give a little bit of what's coming 28 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,360 up in the next week or so, Ruby Ran, Papaya Dog Girls going 29 00:02:30,439 --> 00:02:32,639 to be in town. And that's when we like that it's the best podcast. 30 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:37,159 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle Oh yes, So she will be 31 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,759 here for a couple episodes of Belowdeck or Winterhouse by the way, head on 32 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,360 over. Well, it's in your feed if you like. If you. 33 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:46,439 Winter House is the best. It's the best, guys. You don't even 34 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:49,759 need to watch the show. The show's forty minutes running time. We do 35 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,120 like an hour. We were longer than the actual dumb show. There are 36 00:02:53,400 --> 00:03:01,039 so many little funnyberries in that show. Jan we are with our little baskets. 37 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:05,080 And also what's coming up in the new year. I believe we're gonna 38 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,879 go right back to ninety day Fiance for its shorter running time version of itself. 39 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,680 Yeah, I'll never go like, I'll never watch a two hour reality 40 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,599 televisionhow I don't think I can either deal. Yeah, it's just it depresses 41 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,280 me when I have to do it. Well, it's just, uh, 42 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:23,879 it's just uh, it's insulting to the audience too. Uh it's hubristic to 43 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:30,280 go yeah, fatso, did you get some thin crust tonight? We'll saddle 44 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:36,400 up because you've got two hours of Jasmine and Gina. That's horrible, you 45 00:03:36,439 --> 00:03:38,759 know, when nobody wants Yeah, it's tough. We'll probably you know what, 46 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,520 maybe we might do the hour and a half shows when Love after lock 47 00:03:43,639 --> 00:03:47,000 Up debuts again. But anyway, it's looking like vander Pump Rules and ninety 48 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,439 Day the single life are going to be what we kind of launch within the 49 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:53,840 new year. Yeah. I love Love after lock Up because it makes me 50 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:58,960 feel good about myself to see people with meth problems who live in double wides. 51 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:01,000 Hey, it's therapy for me. Well, there you go, do 52 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,439 it. You know, because I'm not an EmPATH, I do not feel 53 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:10,680 their pain. I just laugh. Why are you drinking screwdrivers in your front 54 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:15,639 yard at three o'clock in the afternoon with a bunch of heavy machinery that is 55 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:21,240 rusted again in the front yard. I don't understand what's going on? And 56 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:26,839 why is your name puppy? And why do you smoke so much? You 57 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,800 don't have a job. Dylan and I called this. I was going to 58 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:33,560 rename the show SIGs in Sadness anyway, below deck? Can I get my 59 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:38,680 thoughts and knots on this episode? One more PSA, Oh what is it? 60 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:41,600 The Laura episode is out. We had a great time talking to her. 61 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,800 Check that out. She is She is pristine, she is classy as 62 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,040 fuck. She is the MVP of the season. A Sea Lioness, A 63 00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:53,920 Sea lions that's the name we have for her. I just could not love 64 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:57,319 her more. I want to be her best friend. She's great. She 65 00:04:57,439 --> 00:05:00,519 was great, great interview gave us. She wouldn't talk a lot of but 66 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,639 I think you could read between the lines when we asked her who if you 67 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:05,120 were a captain, who'd you have back on your boat? And she said, 68 00:05:05,319 --> 00:05:09,360 uh, uh, Luca and Jack, yeah, meaning none of the 69 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,399 interior. Yeah, oh and Lily. She didn't say Lily. No, 70 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:21,399 she didn't know because Lily is a biological hazard. But we'll get there. 71 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:25,199 We'll get there, all right. Dell. It sounds like you didn't like 72 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,399 the episode. I didn't like the episode either. Look, if you don't 73 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:31,439 got the goods, then just I don't know, smash two days together, 74 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,800 make the editing faster, make things speed up. There were a couple notable 75 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,759 things here. I will get to Cuh, we've got Kapecia mash. I 76 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,639 mean that was notable. You know. The cliffhanger had him. I look, 77 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,160 he walked in the cabins. We'll get to it. He smashed a 78 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:50,480 glass, he took a jacuzzi and freezing cold water that could have killed him. 79 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,879 Yeah, but it just that didn't pan out the way I thought it 80 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:59,120 would. I think he's a fascinating kind of blackout though, and we'll we'll 81 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,560 talk about it. There are different kinds of blackout drunks, right, and 82 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:09,079 when they do get into that state of grace, which is revolting to everybody 83 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:15,920 around them, they become a zombie. And like any other species of undead, 84 00:06:15,199 --> 00:06:19,480 there are a lot of different kind of offshoots. You know. It's 85 00:06:19,519 --> 00:06:25,160 like the Galopuco silence. There were different birds that had different beaks for different 86 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:30,000 reasons. And Amish is a fascinating kind of blackout drunk I'm excited to talk 87 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,360 about. Yeah, he definitely was. I especially liked when Primary Michael because 88 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:38,240 Sandy ratted Amish out and he had to sit him down. Yeah, that 89 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:42,360 talk was like how I thought, like a resembled like how a dad would 90 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,920 talk to his son, you know, to explain him about the birds and 91 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:47,920 the bees. He's like, spoke with your mom, amiche She's having to 92 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,120 replace that hand lotion twice a week and then your bathroom, so can we 93 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:56,639 slow it down? And also, please don't ejaculate on other people's socks. 94 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Yeah, you can ejaculate on yours and other people's socks. Stuff gets in 95 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,439 there, like gorilla glue. Sound have you ever worn a dress sock in 96 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:09,240 your life. No, well then don't come in mind because you know that 97 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:14,199 they're not yours. Right, come on, yeah, well you got it 98 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:20,920 pop anyway. Uh, I'll say that I'm gonna give you this episode ten 99 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:29,040 knots. I'm gonna give it one one plus thirty. I give it thirty 100 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:34,199 one, Okay, thirty one puck. So it's so odd that we don't 101 00:07:34,199 --> 00:07:41,439 have chirons on below decks like we do on Winterhouse day and time in Winterhouse. 102 00:07:41,519 --> 00:07:44,079 It's just tracking. It's really really odd. But last week left off, 103 00:07:44,079 --> 00:07:48,399 Sandy was ripshit pissed about Luke. I mean she was just ripshit pissed. 104 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:53,160 We've got people down, we've got no one helping, and we've got 105 00:07:53,199 --> 00:08:01,360 a mesh Kapika shades getting fucked up. I mean, he is, he's 106 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:05,600 pitbull right now, he's in the pit bull shades. He is not turning 107 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,319 anything from a negative to a positive. Oh, by the way, if 108 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:13,160 you want some good podcasting, head over to wherever you listen to podcasts, 109 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,560 and what does it called? From a negative to a postogy, from a 110 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,319 negative to a podcast positive? And people can mock pitbull all they want, 111 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:26,439 right, But the collab with Neo Give Me Everything Tonight is a timeless classic. 112 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:35,279 Why why are you laughing? Oh, it's a timeless classic. And 113 00:08:35,399 --> 00:08:41,679 when Pitbull does erect the stage in Gaza that he has promised us, things 114 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:46,320 will get sorted out there because people will gather, people will drink pepsi, 115 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,440 and they will realize that there's really nothing to fight about. He mentioned that 116 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:56,279 on episode two of his podcast. Yeah, well, he only did ten 117 00:08:56,639 --> 00:09:01,279 boy if he had just stayed in the game. So first and foremost, 118 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:07,519 Luca is ripshit pissed too, because what's going on here is that Lily the 119 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:16,799 hazard is downstairs. She has to be shepherded by Ann, so they don't 120 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:24,519 have enough people to run plates. That is why this kind of clown car 121 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,639 shit is going on right now. Yeah, I think Max when he was 122 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:33,320 woken up, he was running plates with a hard on. Well, I 123 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,120 was going to say a running suit on. Oh oh, I thought you 124 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,919 were going to talk about his dick. No no, no, no, 125 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:41,879 no, no, no, excuse me, my pepe. It is just 126 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:48,480 my pepe. This was all dumb. I understand that Sandy didn't fully understand 127 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,480 what was happening. She addresses it later on in the tip meeting. But 128 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:54,559 Sandy, if you don't have the whole story, stay out of it. 129 00:09:54,960 --> 00:10:01,039 So Rosewild Brenzino is the first chorus, with a I don't even know what 130 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:05,120 that technique is, and I'm too I was too sick to look it up. 131 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,759 It's a fricochet of a wild mushroom. I would imagine that it's just 132 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:15,519 chopped. You know all these words, Julian, it just means chopped cut. 133 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,000 But it's a beautiful dish. It's a delicate, flaky fish with a 134 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:26,840 good seer on it. These dentists are shoveling it down their gullets like the 135 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:31,159 pelicans. They are, you know what I mean. Now, while the 136 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:35,039 guests are eating and the exterior or running plate, it's Lily and Jess are 137 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:46,320 really just jet I mean Lily are going through the Cleantel's stieldoz edible underwear. 138 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:50,639 Things you shove up your ass, things you shove up your ass. I 139 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:54,600 mean, it's all there. And this is why you can't go on these 140 00:10:54,639 --> 00:11:01,279 vacations, because this is not a white tablecloth experience. Regardless of how many 141 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:07,440 times these sea rats portend that this is five stars, there is not the 142 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:11,879 professional pride or decorum of somebody that you know, let's say, works at 143 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,200 I don't know, what are those fancy hotels. Yeah, it would be 144 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,559 a hotel like something where there's actual accountability. These people are out in the 145 00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:20,960 ocean. No one's really looking at what they're doing. When you're at a 146 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,159 hotel, you do have, like, you know, certain levels. Everyone's 147 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,600 got an eye on somebody, Saint Regis. Is that what I'm thinking of? 148 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:33,080 Yeah? Sure, No, how about the Ballet Hotel? No, 149 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:37,159 no, no, it's a chain. But there's only there's Edison. No 150 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:41,240 no, no, no, it's not Edison. There's one in Hawaii right 151 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,679 by the oh four Seasons. Four seasons, of course, the four Seasons. 152 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:48,440 Now, if you did have a suite at the Four Seasons and had 153 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:52,679 somebody unpack your shit, they would be wearing white clothes and they would not 154 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:58,320 be getting off on your anal beats. They would be putting everything away and 155 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,600 they would they would leave after they would collect the tip and leave. They 156 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:07,399 would not be looking through massive amounts of mascara at your sexy stuff. No, 157 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,600 it is not a joke, right, but not when you're being waited 158 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,240 on by sea rets. Is the point belabored. Can we move on? 159 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,080 Oh yeah, no, no, no, absolutely he can. I get 160 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,360 to a key part of the episode that I that I stuck out for me. 161 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:22,399 Yeah, so a mish am I saying his name correctly. Just call 162 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:26,759 them shades, Shades, Okay, shades. I don't want to be Judgie, 163 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:31,000 but look, you're on vacation. You should get trash. But I 164 00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:35,240 do want to say, leave the blackout status to two years after you graduate 165 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,279 college. Yeah, leave it to children exactly. Yeah. By the way, 166 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:43,159 I was up in solving like a few years back. I'm at like 167 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,080 a Michelin star fucking restaurant. I'm sitting next to a table next to some 168 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:52,919 nice ladies in their sixties. Two of them proceeded over the two hour dinner 169 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,000 as I was witnessing, get so fucking drunk. One of them had to 170 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,039 lay on the fucking floor. Yeah, come on, you're in your sixties 171 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:01,039 and that happens. I mean, my darling wife, Cecilia and I were 172 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:05,679 flying home from Virginia last month and the woman next to us, who did 173 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,879 have a Pomeranian underneath the seat in front of her sweet dog, very calm 174 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:20,639 temperament. She got five cans of wine one every hour like clockwork, another 175 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:24,480 rose, another rose. I know you need to charge me. By the 176 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:30,000 end of that flight, that woman could not stand and she began speaking to 177 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,360 me while spitting on my wife because you know, when you get to your 178 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:39,080 level, there's so much liquid, you know. She begins speaking to me 179 00:13:39,159 --> 00:13:43,759 about how she has been to every Sandals resort except one Antigua, and she's 180 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:50,000 going, so everybody just kind of just keep your druthers about you, Okay, 181 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,440 yeah, yeah, you're embarrassing. Okay, now a mish I mean 182 00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:58,159 shades drunkenly. At some point during dinner leans over to one of the other 183 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,679 fellow guests and notes he's wearing a bracelet with his name on it, and 184 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,080 he says, he's like, what are you gay? He's like, why 185 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,240 do you have your name or your bracelet? Is it? Because you're so 186 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,200 dumb? I can't remember your name. Now. If this was old Paddy, 187 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,919 old Paddy would have said, well, my dad gave this to me 188 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,919 before he went off to Vietnam. Yep, yep, yep, really milk 189 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,799 it. I never saw him again. Turns out we lost him in a 190 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:28,960 helicopter a mish. Yep. He flew to the northern part of Maykong Delta. 191 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,559 Yep, he met a nice girl, started a new family. I 192 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:35,759 heard he's doing well. Anyway, what are you drinking? Yeah, just 193 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,639 to see if he's listening. Yeah, and he's not listening. And that's 194 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:41,039 why what I would say would be much shorter. I would say, you 195 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:52,480 were You have two satellites on your face right now, and it's nine o'clock 196 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,600 at night. You look ridiculous, and you keep screaming for ale. There 197 00:14:56,639 --> 00:15:01,120 is no ale. You make me want to hurt myself something like that. 198 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:05,840 But that wasn't good. You know what. You know what the best thing 199 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:09,840 to do with the mish capees would probably be ignore them. Just ignore them, 200 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:16,039 you know, take the high road, Golden rule, right, one 201 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:22,960 of them. Jesus said, take the high road. That's what Jesus said. 202 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,960 So we move on. Kyle is going ham on pork belly. Oh 203 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:30,679 this is so funning, and then he begins speaking about how he doesn't feel 204 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,600 comfortable with Jack and Lily hating him. Well, all right, till can 205 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:35,279 I talk about this? I have lots of thoughts on this, of course. 206 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:43,039 So Kyle shares with Jessica Slashan that he's feeling like he's twenty one, 207 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,240 not thirty one, which is how old he is. Because of the whole 208 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,279 Lily Chef Jack thing. I don't think it's an age thing. I've pointed 209 00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:54,200 this out. I think it's a maturity thing. I know twenty year olds 210 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,480 that don't engage in this bullshit that you've decided to engage in here, And 211 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:03,360 I also know six year olds that are idiot's speak to a professional. Oh, 212 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,679 your life is in chaos. You need to examine why you are pink 213 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:14,120 slimeser. Yeah, and when you're not on top of this stuff, when 214 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:18,720 your life is in disarray, you're blaming others for it and you cannot see 215 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:23,039 your part in it. You'll begin weeping at the sound of a b rate 216 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:30,320 opera singer, and it's those kind of uncontrollable little emotional mud bubbles that just 217 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,639 kind of explode and you have no control over what's going on. That's There 218 00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:37,559 are a couple moments in this episode which Kyle, I don't think you're near 219 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:44,840 being a normal, happy person. No, there's an antidepressant script coming for 220 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,320 that young man, and it's sad because you know, listen, is it 221 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:55,000 over prescribed? Yes? But sometimes people need it, you know. So 222 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,559 dessert is a lava? Is that a showstopper always? Or is that a 223 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:03,879 showstopper always? You know, it's like a filet mignon. No excuse me, 224 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:07,559 it's like a beef Wellington. Way more work than it's worth. But 225 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,759 man, the oz oh you know, it's like when you see the lava 226 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:15,440 come, yeah, the wall. Yeah, it's chocolate in the middle of 227 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:25,440 a cake. Yep. So Amiche says three me funny, very funny, 228 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:33,640 Amiche to bastard eyes purposefully a young woman of colors name oh, there you 229 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,279 go. Wow. But he's he's a man of color too though, so 230 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:47,279 right not right now, right now he is a zombie and pigment does not 231 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:49,200 really have any part to play in a zombie. The skin is dead, 232 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:55,799 the veins have come to the four. They are purple and thirsty. That's 233 00:17:55,799 --> 00:18:00,839 what a mesh is right now. So Toomey and Luca are fucked. Toomey's 234 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:06,240 got two people on beds and heads, and she kind of has to because 235 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,559 of Lily. This is the Sandy's trying to figure out what's going on here. 236 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,720 But we move on to Amishka. Unless you I did have some thoughts 237 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,039 on this. Okay, so Sandy lets us know that it's both Luca and 238 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,119 Toomey's fault. Dare I say you have a part to play in this too, 239 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,960 Sandy, because you know it's going on. You don't know what's going 240 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,920 on, why you're doing all this stuff. This is this is where Sandy 241 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,519 goes wrong. In my opinion, I've slowly kind of come to the table 242 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,359 of liking Sandy a lot because I know she has to deal with a lot 243 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:36,799 of sea rats. Yeah, so it's actually not Toomey's fault or Luca's fault. 244 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,400 If we're breaking down the fourth wall, dill as I've come to know 245 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:41,640 us. We talked to these sea rats off Mike. It's actually production's fault 246 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:47,240 for intentionally casting and experienced assholes they found on Instagram. Yeah, the woman 247 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:52,440 said that she worked at Wimbledon. She spelled it incorrectly and said she was 248 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,039 a position that if you just did a little bit of googling you would find 249 00:18:57,039 --> 00:19:02,319 out does not exist. So don't hire her. How about that guy that 250 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:08,039 brought a photo of another guy that he thought was gonna So anyway, no 251 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:14,960 Amish's torked to the moon at this for real. He's running around the boat, 252 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:18,599 yelling more, yelling more, ale, yelling more. Why do you 253 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,640 keep up with this mantra? It's because he's blackout right right then, I 254 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,960 thought he started asking for a hot dog. It took me like eight minutes 255 00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:30,319 into the episode to realize he was asking for a hot tub. Yeah, 256 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,559 hot tub. He was trying to find the hot tub and he is trying 257 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:38,160 to find the hot tub in the bottom of the boat, in the smallest 258 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,880 rooms in the bottom of the boat. He's going into people's cabins, and 259 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,039 he is quite cheery. And this is the kind of blackout that Amisha is 260 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:55,240 now. All blackouts are completely impervious to the ramifications of the reality that they 261 00:19:55,240 --> 00:20:00,720 are walking around in with their knuckles on the floor. But some are angry 262 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:04,839 towards it, some are glazed completely towards it, and there are others that 263 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:12,079 are fun chipper. He's busting into people's rooms, borderline sexual harassment, definitely 264 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:18,480 inappropriate right because people are sleeping and he's going, how you doing. He's 265 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,920 a happy blackout, Oh, he is so happy. There is there. 266 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,279 You know. The things are just bouncing off of this guy. I want 267 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,599 to say this to the honest. Oh, especially when another person tells you, 268 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,279 hey, get out of here. Yeah, he's like, no prop. 269 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:41,000 I tried finding Shades to get him on the show to explain himself. 270 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,680 Please, Barnacle, some of you are so good at your research and investigative 271 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:51,319 fine also shades. We will interview him later this week. To the Barnacles, 272 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:55,680 who are really really good at finding people, we love you so much, 273 00:20:56,519 --> 00:21:00,240 but be worse at that. Yeah, you could be using your time 274 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,759 more productively. There's so much life out there. But if you want to, 275 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,440 if you get you know, if you pop off at that kind of 276 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:11,119 thing, I mean, we encourage it. And this again I say we 277 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:17,359 love you now. He continues to go on this tour of complete blackout where 278 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,480 he is fifty sheets to the moon, but he seems at the same time 279 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:26,079 zombified and gaslighting people who are making inquiries about his sobriety. So it's this 280 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:33,680 really interesting dynamic where he'll slide down a flight of stairs and drop a wine, 281 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,160 shattering it all over the place, and they'll go, are you okay 282 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,640 what happened? And he goes, I just drop my wineglass, Shad, 283 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:48,839 it's you your alcohol, your blood alcohol level right now? Is fourteen. 284 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:53,400 I don't understand how you are as composed as you are. I drop my 285 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,079 wine glass. Not big deal. Maybe it was the cold water in that 286 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:00,000 jacuzzi. Yeah, you know, I do want to say this about shape 287 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,559 Shades. He did this one night. He had announced to everybody else, 288 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:07,400 I'm getting sucked up. I'm getting sucked up. It's just that they didn't 289 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,240 get fucked up. So he was alone person getting fucked up. Yeah, 290 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,319 and I would argue, why bother? Sure? Yeah, yeah, it 291 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,160 doesn't matter that you're in a loveless marriage. I mean, there are different 292 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,640 ways to cope with that. Your kids don't like you, that's fine, 293 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:30,079 next day, next morning. So Luca is like me and the girls are 294 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:37,119 gonna hit it hard after this charter. Luca is he is a little dionician 295 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,160 chair of that one. I mean, he just worships it, that altar 296 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,519 of hedonism and fleshly desired, you know what I mean. I mean that 297 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,680 is just his nucleus. You need people like that on this show. I 298 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,359 agree, he's wonderful. Bubble and squeak for the morning. Have you heard 299 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:56,599 of this before? Yeah? Okay, And to no one's surprise, it 300 00:22:56,759 --> 00:23:00,079 is a dish from the United Kingdom that is made of pots and cabbage. 301 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:06,119 They've been eating the same way since the life expectancy was seven. They just 302 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,400 do not change. I think there's eggs in there too. But yeah, 303 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:11,960 a little leg on top, yeah, yeah, throw a little leg on 304 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:17,079 top. But yeah. I mean, can you imagine that you fall in 305 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:23,559 love, You're like, I'm gonna be with you forever, which is seven 306 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:30,200 now six months. I was gonna give it to like sixteen and a half. 307 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,000 You know. You know back then, Pink Eye would take you out. 308 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,240 Oh yeah, you didn't wipe your butt properly, I'd kill you. 309 00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:41,839 You get sepsis. Yeah, you know, it's so funny. I've been 310 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:49,079 my wife is on the tiktoks and we've we've found a couple gals from the 311 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:53,799 UK who are just amazing. They're just amazing content creators. There's one Irish 312 00:23:53,839 --> 00:24:02,519 woman who drinks almost exclusively hyper blue vodkas, be they blue lemonade or blue 313 00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:06,960 coconut, and she just gets fucked up and she's amazing. But there's another 314 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,279 woman who kind of shows you the ins and outs of grab and go dining 315 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:15,880 in the UK, and I mean it genuinely is disgusting what those people consume. 316 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,480 They get Chinese food and there's fries. I don't know why they have 317 00:24:22,519 --> 00:24:29,799 fries with their Chinese food. But they also have Munchi boxes. You know 318 00:24:29,799 --> 00:24:34,119 what a monkey box is. It's it's a pizza box and you open it 319 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:42,519 up and there's some kebab in it and more fries and chicken wings and more 320 00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:48,759 fries. And I just want them to not have to go to Turkey to 321 00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:52,920 get their teeth worked on. And I want you know, it's just listen, 322 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:59,319 hey, nobody eats more shit than Americans, so I shouldn't be talking. 323 00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:04,240 But you could get a bucket of French fries at Rallies in New Orleans 324 00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:07,920 during Marti gras a bucket of French fries. I mean, we have the 325 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,720 Reese's Cup thing going on right now, the one pound Reese's cup in Herschel 326 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:15,279 Park. We made a Babe Ruth when you came over here. I told 327 00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:22,160 you I've been eating like Lena Dunham because it is the holidays. And I 328 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,720 had a baby Ruth at eleven o'clock, completely in bed, and when it 329 00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:30,599 was done, I felt no shame, and even the next morning, I 330 00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:36,079 didn't feel any shame and then much like Kyle hearing that operatic music and then 331 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:41,519 crying, I was kind of struck by a PTSD almost kind of nightmare where 332 00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:48,000 I flashed back to me eating a baby ruth at eleven o'clock at night, 333 00:25:48,599 --> 00:25:55,000 Just struck by how not okay that is? I mean things that are made 334 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,680 of nightmares, you know, like a lot of chocolate in that bed, 335 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:03,880 you know, Yeah, a little crumb of chocolate and peanut and I'm laying 336 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:11,920 down. Speaking of Kyle dil Yeah, him and Lily, they have a 337 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,119 chat in that laundry room, you know. Yeah, she tries to clear 338 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,640 things up with him regarding all the drama that's been created. Sure, she 339 00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:22,200 notes she hasn't picked a side, you know, and she apologizes for all 340 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,480 the confusion. Yeah, thank you. We were waiting with baited breath on 341 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:27,960 who you're going to pick? Kyle, here's this, and he thanks her 342 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:34,160 for picking the quote unquote right side. Ye, not to get inside Lily's 343 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,480 head, but I think this was more about her trying to save her ass 344 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:41,160 from being on the chopping block. Sure, and there'd be no point trying 345 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,839 to get into Lily's head because it's just that monkey climbing up, I mean 346 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,359 chiming those symbols together. And we love Lily, but that is what's going 347 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,440 on. Yeah, yeah, she's green. She's green. She got cast 348 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:56,920 on Instagram. She shouldn't be here. But Kyle hearing her say that she 349 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,319 hasn't picked a side, but then he acknowledges that you've picked the right side. 350 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:03,160 I don't think he's done any self inventory. No, it's Palpatine shit. 351 00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:07,839 It's more Palpatine shit from Kyle. And the thing he says next, 352 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,599 is it the girl who can't figure out how to turn on a washing machine 353 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,759 came to me and apologize. Why can't Chef Jack? I have a question, 354 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,400 why can't you? That's a great point because I'll get ahead of myself. 355 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:29,400 When he calls Zachary the love of his life. He can't understand all 356 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,720 the negativity and he's tired of it, and he says something interesting. Yeah, 357 00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:36,440 he says he wants to know how people can change the way they think 358 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:42,000 about him. Okay, so first off, I want to say, Zachary, 359 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,240 what an angel? I mean, I don't know what is more. 360 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:51,480 We're an enabler, right, I don't know what's more difficult working with special 361 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:53,759 needs children or dating Kyle. But I think both of them are very, 362 00:27:53,839 --> 00:28:02,480 very taxing, Kyle says, And this is such an insight into how sick 363 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,480 in the head he is. How do I change people's thoughts about me if 364 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:12,480 they already feel that way? There are so many things that are wrong with 365 00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:15,960 that sentence. And maybe he's not sick in the head. I think he 366 00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:18,000 is sick in that he's a foblo narcissist. But maybe he's just a little 367 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:26,799 confused about his place in why everybody hates him this directive to change people's minds 368 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,480 already, that's not a great place to start from. And then to completely 369 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:34,480 have no acknowledgment of the part that you've played in it is just it's sad 370 00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:40,279 to see, that's what it is, so pink slime. Does Haley feel 371 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:45,240 this way? Does Luca feel this way? Does and feel this way? 372 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:48,039 Why are you the only one that feels that people are coming at you with 373 00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:51,920 all this negativity? Yeah? What's your part to play in this? Yeah? 374 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,400 You know, I feel bad about beating these Well, he's not young 375 00:28:53,400 --> 00:29:00,000 anymore. It's thirty one. Jesus fucking Christ. But I just I watch 376 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,119 just Kyle you gotta figure it out, dude. Yeah, it's sad. 377 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,319 It's sad. We want Kyle to be happy. I do you know? 378 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,960 I liked him last season. We used to talk to him or our former 379 00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:14,799 co hosts and uh and then uh, yeah, he's kind of bumming me 380 00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:18,119 out. Yeah, pink s Hey have you tried? Did you get any 381 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,240 nuggies this week? What's a nuggy? A chicken nuggy? Did like any 382 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,119 chicken nuggies? Do you mean like meat and chicken nuggets? Yeah? I 383 00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:30,880 mean you said you get chicken nuggies all the time for my daughter? Yeah, 384 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,240 yeah, she had chicken nuggets. Did you check out the shapes? 385 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:34,279 I told you to check out the shop? Oh no, there were nuggets 386 00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:38,039 we got McDonald's. They're nuggets, they're golden nuggets. No, but we 387 00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:44,519 talked about the shapes. Ones a boot, ones, round one's oblong. 388 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,839 I said, you don't remember this conversation. I do remember the conversation. 389 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,119 But I'm pretty sure they're just like, they don't look like like stars or 390 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,720 anything. No, I'm not saying they're stars there there. It's more confusing. 391 00:29:56,759 --> 00:30:02,599 They're amorphously consistent in their sloppy shape. You know what I'll take photos 392 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,920 next. Now you don't need to take photos. I'm done with it. 393 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,319 If you're not gonna look, you're not gonna look. That's it. Last 394 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:15,240 time I bring that up again. Okay, Natalia, she's not would you 395 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,119 just shut up? Natalia. She's not on the show anymore, but yet 396 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:25,119 she her presence looms large. I missed cuddles with you. What It's just 397 00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:30,640 I'm here, I get it. I'm here, I get it. God 398 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,279 damn. And Luca has a part to play in that too, you know, 399 00:30:33,359 --> 00:30:37,480 Luca's oh the way you're sleeping with Jessica slash hand now right, cool 400 00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:41,160 it to Luca, who is who was a bully to her towards the end 401 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,559 because she wouldn't fuck him because she was in an open relationship that wasn't an 402 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:48,519 open relationship but was rather abusive and rather controlling and not open in any way 403 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:53,480 shape or form, is now happily flirting and keeping that fire stoked in case 404 00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:56,599 he can fuck her again. Wall fucking an, I mean, the man 405 00:30:56,839 --> 00:31:06,839 is just diabolical. That butterfly is fluttering. Now we get to this thing 406 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,519 that happens every episode or four. Headed back to the dock with the winds 407 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:15,640 coming up. Winds are too tough. We can't can't go anywhere. I've 408 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,000 got to go back to the dock sixty thousand dollars a day. So Lily 409 00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:22,079 wants to do maths instead of make bets. Now I don't think either are 410 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:26,599 in the cards for her, but definitely not the bets. She keeps doing 411 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:33,640 this crazy thing where she doesn't understand the language of the environment she's in. 412 00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:38,200 So Toomey will be like, did you do the rooms? And she'll say, 413 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:44,599 yeah, I did the rooms. And she'll go into the rooms and 414 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,039 they're not done, and she'll ask Lily, I thought you said that you 415 00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:51,200 did the rooms, and Lily will be like, I thought that you were 416 00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:56,799 speaking about the toilets, and Toomey's like, are you retarded? Okay, 417 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,599 Dell. I had this thing when I was young. I would have a 418 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,240 boss or a manager and they'd be like, okay, write this down. 419 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:08,000 I'd never write anything down. Sure, you're one of those people. You 420 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,680 think you got it, I got it. They start talking to me. 421 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,799 I get nervous. Yeah, I couldn't take in anything they were saying, 422 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,480 right, And then I'd nod in my head like I heard everything they said, 423 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,799 but I was lying right right right, and I fake it till I 424 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,519 maked it. So we doc and Toomey realizes that what Lily can do is 425 00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:30,880 blow up balloon, which she cannot. No. No, we learned that 426 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:37,000 the Pudlians desire to go to Turkey to get their teeth done, and Jack 427 00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:42,200 is hoping that he can get his teeth done stateside by these lovely people, 428 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:49,079 not a mesh because his hands are shaky. One slip of that drill and 429 00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:55,359 your gums are just in shamples. And I would bet the house that he 430 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,119 has operated on people's mouths. Still fucked up, doctor death man, he'll 431 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,440 fuck up your back. Oh yeah. The next thing you know, you're 432 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,559 like, hey, let me go in for this operation. My fucking batsman 433 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,400 hurt me. Living your life in a goddamn wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, 434 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:15,000 yeah, exactly. That guy was a bad guy. He's terrible, real, 435 00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:21,680 real crummy character, that guy. So the opera singer heads on. 436 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,400 I was gonna say, what do you think about this dinner menu surf and 437 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,559 turf with mac and cheese. Well, I mean it is a steakhouse. 438 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,599 Cool, we're going to outback. Welcome to the more. I'm tongue ted. 439 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,200 I'm tungue tied. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's somewhere between 440 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:45,720 Outback and Morton's and it is nowhere near yachts. But no, this is 441 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:52,440 what people want. The lobster look delicious. Listen. Jack knows how to 442 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:58,960 play to the palettes of you know, dentists from Florida. Yeah, these 443 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:05,240 seals, and he gave them what they want, you know, lobster steak, 444 00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:10,280 mac and cheese, tomato and onion salad. I mean, who doesn't 445 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,239 love that food. That's a classic night at a steakhouse, you know what 446 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,400 I mean? There's nothing wrong with that. Hey, del Can I talk 447 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,159 about this opera performance? Yeah? Can we really quickly though? Talk about 448 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:25,880 Laura being confused about why the opera singer is here. I don't know if 449 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,599 it's a bit. If it is, it's Andy kaufmanesque, I'm very confused 450 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:34,280 about it. Laura, you are so good at so many things. You're 451 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,519 objectively horrible. Yeah, yeah, she's horrible. Yeah singing and I that 452 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,079 was definitely a joke and okay, and I think that was her attempt at 453 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:46,719 being funny. The opera performance, while lovely, I have to say, 454 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,639 and I'm a poopy pants here. I don't like people singing that close to 455 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,760 me. No, No, there's guns n' Roses concert. That's you know, 456 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,039 that's one thing, you know, having people singing you in private setting. 457 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,400 It weirds me the fuck out because I get so uncomfortable with eye contact. 458 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, intimacy terrifies you. Of course, inevitably 459 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,039 the opera singer is going to be singing to me eye contact and I am 460 00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:15,440 going to avoid eye contact, and I'm going to stare at her cheek and 461 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:17,199 I'll start going, oh, is that a Z for me? Right right 462 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,679 right? Because I'm uncomfortable and insecure and that's me. That's a meat ye. 463 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,360 No, And I am right there with you. You don't want the 464 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:30,519 intimate concert by a person who you're not a fan of, by a person 465 00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:36,639 who is some kind of street urchin who has been brought on this boat to 466 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:42,119 sing opera because that's an uncomfortable situation one you know, classically trained or not. 467 00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:49,840 She stole from a lot of people today. So Michael, that big 468 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,719 baby is wiping away the tears. I mean, this opera singer is really 469 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,840 coaxing out a lot of a lot of wetness, especially you know who. 470 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,519 Yeah, thanks, Lon, Big pink ass goes outside and he just starts 471 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:06,480 wiping away the tears and he's wondering, am I a complete asshole? Yeah? 472 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:15,360 Answer yes? Number one answer, number one answer Kyle Ballue deck Man. 473 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:21,400 What word do you think of when you think of Kyle and asshole? 474 00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:24,559 All right, I see if it's on the board. Number one answer, 475 00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:30,920 number one answer right, right. And and to remind everybody, Pat's not 476 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,880 doing an impression of a black man. He's doing an impression of Steve Harvey. 477 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:45,639 And that's an important distinction. Number one answer name something that comes after 478 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:52,000 pork? You pie? And that was an impression of a black man. 479 00:36:52,039 --> 00:37:12,440 And I I'm sorry he said you pad by the way you break out the 480 00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:17,239 Family Feud insanity on PMZ. It's one of my favorite segments. I love 481 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:23,480 watching Family Feud and breaking down the insanity on that show. All right. 482 00:37:23,559 --> 00:37:28,760 Meanwhile, Lily has developed quite the innovative method for how to what's something you 483 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,760 want to want to see when you're robbing a house? Nik your grandma? 484 00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:43,559 That's the number two. Actually, that's correct, it's on the boat. 485 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:50,440 Okay, alright. So meanwhile Lily, she's developed Dylan she should work for 486 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,679 fucking Tesla. She's developed quite the way to keep track of her job performance. 487 00:37:55,519 --> 00:38:01,400 She's going to write things down on a pad, right. Yeah, 488 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:10,880 it's a little bit like if you know, we were trying to get through 489 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,719 the logistic nightmare of getting the women and children off the Titanic, but someone 490 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:22,440 was like, nobody, move, We're gonna write this down. It just 491 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:28,239 doesn't make any sense. You know, it's paralysis by It's yeah, paralysis 492 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,239 by analysis. You know, it's not that difficult. You just wipe the 493 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:36,599 ship off the toilet seat, right, make sure the ship is off the 494 00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:40,559 toilet seat, Sweep the pubes up off the floor, right, give a 495 00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:45,159 little rinse to the shower, and just strip the beds. That's it. 496 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:49,400 We don't need to write out anything there. Yeah, that's right. Put 497 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,280 the chocolate on the pillow. That's a nice touch, and get out of 498 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:58,079 there. So dinner is an American steakhouse classic, Like we mentioned, lobster, 499 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,000 t bone, mac and cheese, tomato, onion, and we get 500 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,000 chocolate. I think there was a little fig on that, which was a 501 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,480 nice touch. I think that this is a jugy, bullshit dinner. But 502 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:12,679 I think that Jack did a great job. I'm gonna give it seventy pots. 503 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,480 Play into the crowd. So after Jess comes down and sees that the 504 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:22,320 iPad isn't working, because how could it, right, she goes and alerts 505 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:27,159 to me, Now, I want to say this about Jessica Slashan. Do 506 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:31,159 you remember a few weeks back when everyone was attacking you because you were green 507 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:37,079 and not doing your job? Well, yep, interesting how human beings work. 508 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,559 Yeah, I mean Lord of the Flies was turned down by almost every 509 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:50,559 publishing house and that right, Yeah, and we needed that tone because it 510 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:54,719 is very, very applicable to so many different situations and is an archetype. 511 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,559 On that island, she would shove Piggy off that mountain face in a heartbeat, 512 00:40:00,039 --> 00:40:05,199 fucking drop kick his fat ass. Yeah, I have the counch. 513 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,679 So a couple more in Italian texts. Don't hurt my little heart, I 514 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:13,239 think she said one time. So that's cool. And then we get to 515 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:19,400 the next day. The guests apart and the sea rats are really going at 516 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:25,000 it. They are torqued up and ready to go. Now Luca and Jess 517 00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:30,000 are making out at the table before the They say, still are sparkling. 518 00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:35,159 I mean these two are just slamming down one another's throats, and then Kyle 519 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,400 makes a declaration, I'm getting wasted tonight. That was good. That was 520 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:47,639 good. Yep. He says, I'm gonna get fucked up tonight. And 521 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:53,199 Jack knows that when that happens, he turns blush pink and gets really mean. 522 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:59,559 So Jack says, cool it a little bit, and he says he's 523 00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:02,039 joking. I don't think he was joking. He's seen him turn into the 524 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:08,559 kind of fabulous wraith that he turns into when he gets that wasted. But 525 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:16,360 Kyle says, let's talk, which is an odd, disastrous, confrontational way 526 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:21,159 to go about this. And when the commercial hit, I was certain that 527 00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:24,840 these two were going to explode and implode. Chef Jack would never let that 528 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:30,920 happen. And that's the reason, see Kyle feeds off someone coming back at 529 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,039 him. The fact that Chef Jack was able to kind of contain his himself, 530 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,599 I think is why that didn't explode. Chef Jack is a bomb diffuser. 531 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:44,119 You know you can't. There's no flames with that. It just you 532 00:41:44,159 --> 00:41:47,079 know. So Jas and Luca we head back to the boat. Jess and 533 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:52,239 Luca bang it out while Lily and Max practice high kicks on one another. 534 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,679 Right now, did Lily and Max hook up as well? Think so? 535 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,320 Probably? Okay, yeah, probably, And then we get to the next 536 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:05,199 morning. We end with Haley heading out feeling under the weather, and Sandy 537 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,480 and Lily having a little chat. You need to you need to do better. 538 00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:14,679 I'm gonna give you one more chance. Yeah, that's pretty much how 539 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,280 it ends. Yeah, and we have three days left of the season, 540 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,320 so I think Lily's gonna be sticking around. It's three days, not three 541 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,239 charters, right, No, I think it's like two two more charters. 542 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:28,400 Oh, okay, I think Lily's gonna make it to the last Hurrah. 543 00:42:28,639 --> 00:42:31,079 But we'll see. 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