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All right, time for the Minnesota
goodbye we did get. By the way,

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there's like a girl who listens to
our show that we love in Chicago,

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Alyssa, and she message She's like, hey, if that woman still

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needs advice on Texas, let me
know, because I remember she was looking

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for recommendations on pass for a daughter
to live. So I'm going to try

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to connect that. But we do
have this email too, so this might

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help you out if you are listening. A little about me. I was

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born and raised in Minnesota, but
decided to pursue a career in law enforcement

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in late twenty sixteen, and I
ended up moving down to Austin, Texas

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in twenty seventeen stay there for about
a year before moving back home. I

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lived about ten minutes south of the
city, right off of thirty five in

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Slaughter. It's a decent location.
There's a nice size shopping center with a

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lot of the traditional stores close by. I would recommend finding a place with

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a gate or having your own garage. Car ffs and snatching grabs were a

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big issue down there, even in
a nicer area when I was there.

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Generally, and depending on where she'll
be working, closer is better. Because

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Austin's traffic stinks and one of the
eight Wonders of the world. Oh,

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I didn't know that about Austin,
he says. It is. Yeah,

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there's a saying down there that was
repeatedly used by multiple people in slightly different

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wording. Texas is big on guns, and the further east of thirty five

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you go, the more likely you
are to need one lash. Austin in

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the hills is where the rich people
live, so moving closer to them isn't

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a terrible idea. Rain is so
unfrequent in Texas that everybody reacts to it

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like snow in Minnesota. It's quite
remarkable and wholesome as it reminds you of

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Minnesota and how much you miss the
people there who actually know how to drive

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a car over a slight amount of
precipitation. Other than that, I don't

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have too much else. Austin slogan
is keep Austin weird. They definitely live

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up to it, as there is
indeed some weird mother buckas that live there

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that's from James, so that probably
gives them at least some idea. Next

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one, Hi, I recommend,
based on a true story to you guys

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in fallon. You did mention it
on your radar. You did mention it

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on your radar, But I'm dying
to know what you think or if you

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liked it based on a true story. Now I'm wondering, is that a

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TV show? I don't know,
they didn't specify based. Oh it's a

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TV show I recommended. But you
know what happened based on a true story

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is a comedy has Kayleie Kuoko and
it's where they want to start a podcast

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and actually have the murderer on.
But what happened was the first episode was

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free and then you had to pay
for the streaming for Peacock or whatever.

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Okay, I remember you talking about
that that res you watched that, right,

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Yeah, I'd forgotten about that and
I was like, no, I'm

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not paying for it. So anyway, I don't know if I like it.

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The first episode hooked me, but
yeah, next email. I have

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a thought on intrusive thoughts. I
was listening to a podcast from a doctor

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once and he said they can be
good things. The example he gave you

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is you have your kid in the
stroller on a huge hill. You think,

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what if I let go? The
stroller would roll down and I could

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never catch it, So you tighten
your grip so that won't happen. Absolutely,

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Yeah, that's true. Sometimes when
I think of the traffic one,

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I'm on an even higher alert,
which is not a bad thing. My

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big one is driving on a bridge. I'm terrified to go on bridges with

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my kids in the car. It's
to the point where I closed my eyes

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if my husband is driving. I
think there's a reason moms have them more.

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And I don't think it's always a
bad thing. Now, if it's

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stopping you from living life, then
I would look into it a little bit

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more. But I'm thinking of going
to therapy with my excessive bridge one.

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I so real quick story about that. I gained that fear of bridges and

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heights when I was in college,
and it was like I had a panic

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attack. On the UFM campus.
There's a bridge between the East Bank and

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the West Bank that the Mississippi goes
under, and I, for some reason,

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I had like a panic attack one
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every single day and I had a
panic attack and started freaking out and started

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feeling like fearful of heights. But
I had like intrusive thoughts at the same

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time of like jumping off of the
bridge, and then that started sparking the

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sphere of heights, and so I
was so scared of bridges for the longest

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time. And I used to have
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the light rail to the Mall of
America to work. And one day I

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got done so late that there was
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and a half once I got to
downtown, so I had to walk from

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downtown back to the U of M
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I was so far away from the
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as I could be to like the
road basically crossing that bridge because I was

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so scared. So it makes sense
that you're like on higher alert. I

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don't know, it's a weird thing. It's a weird thing, but that

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person is so true, Like you
do think you hold on tighter to the

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stroller, you hold on tighter to
the steering wheel crossing the bridge suddenly and

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it Yeah, I don't know,
but yeah, that makes a lot of

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sense that a doctor said or he, I don't know if you said she

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or he. No, I agree, I'm like the stroller one really stuck

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out. I have absolutely had that
feeling with all the stroller like if I

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let that thing go right now,
she I would never catch it. Yeah

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on the hill. Okay, So
this is gonna a little bit longer of

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an email, and they audio are
warning us that they might be considered a

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Karen. But I don't. I'm
not going to judge that here, let's

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hear it. Also, I don't
casually toss that out. I don't like

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I know people do. I have
never been like, oh, what a

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Karen. I don't know what I
mean that my scene. Okay, I

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realize that may be late to the
party, but I felt compelled to write.

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This may go in the unpopular fact
category, but it is facts on

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opinion. Like the woman from last
week, I'm sure I will be called

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a Karen. In regards to all
the pot references on the radio and popular

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society in general, I agree with
the distaste for all the talk. To

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say that marijuana is an innocuous drug
would be a false statement. Many studies

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have shown that this drug is addictive
and dangerous, particularly in the young brain.

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Mayo Clinic studies show quote marijuana use
on adolescents and young adults can and

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often affects normal brain development, leading
to learning, memory, coordination, reaction

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time, and judgment. Excessive and
frequent use is associated with hallucinations, paranoia,

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and a range of emotional problems.
Regular use increases the risk of mental

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health disorders. Quote. Brains do
not finish growing until well into our twenties.

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Having worked and currently work in healthcare
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true that significant use in the pregnant
population has increased exponentially since legalization. Smoking

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potwell pregnant is equivalent to allowing your
newborn to smoke a joint. We do

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not know what the full effect of
this will be, but it is safe

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to say that if it can be
harmful to the adolescent brain, clearly it

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is harming the development brain comprehensive.
Sorry, I want to get studies will

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be coming. I'm sure like alcohol, being legal does not mean it is

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harmful and potentially life altering for individuals
and families. Like most things, anything

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in moderation for most people is fine. However, we cannot ignore the addiction

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issues in this country. I would
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regular basis to deal with life.
Who gets drunk with their parents smokes pot

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on the daily, blacks out on
weekends from drinking, to ask themselves and

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deal with the issues that are driving
these behaviors. Life is not meant to

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be lived impaired. Fallon has the
right doing everything in her power to keep

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these drugs away from her daughter and
stepson, as well as not just accepting

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the status quo. If you doubt
me, that's fine, do your research.

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There is plenty out there. I'm
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the air, and I don't expect
the pot smoke talk to stop. However,

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I hope he would be mindful of
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use. Thanks. I don't know. She wants her name, so I

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just won't say her name to be
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don't know. I do know this. I haven't done a ton of research

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on it myself. I do know
it is a fact that it affects brain

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development and kids. That's why I'm
very against it. I don't like,

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like r sorry for kids, and
when people are like, how is it

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any different than having alcohol in your
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brain development also, so I'm just
like, well, I don't smoke pot,

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so why would I be okay with
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is that argument doesn't work for me, in particular because Jake nor I smoke

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pot. Jake used to when he
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He definitely probably past college, he
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I honestly think assume he stopped because
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not being as productive as he wanted
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because he had a kid, and
while he had Dylan fifty percent the time,

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I don't think he felt like he
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smoking weed or whatever in the garage. I don't know if that's the truth.

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I think that's kind of what he's
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interesting thing because it is it is
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norm for like now, I don't
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becoming talked about because I like,
people have smoked weed their whole lives and

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it's not suddenly like, yes,
some people are probably engaging in it more

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often because it's legal now, But
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pot now because it's legal have been
smoking pot for years. Yeah, it's

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popular, is the wrong word?
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but I mean like it's spoken about
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upon as much. That's kind of
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know some people obviously still do like
she does, and I get that,

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but like growing up, if you
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you smoked weed, you didn't talk
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was a hidden thing, Like it
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as the stereotype of if you smoke, you're a loser and you're not going

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for anything in life, which I
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it took me a while to get
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completely like there because it was so
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including marijuana. Yeah, just meth
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I don't know. I mean,
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her email. Oh there's a ton
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that there's an argument that alcohol could
be even worse than marijuana. And I

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know she's got like facts in front
of her, and I totally believe everything

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she wrote on that email she works
in healthcare for crying out loud about how

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like it can lead to addiction and
like all the other factors that we can

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do if you decide to start doing
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at a young age. I don't
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spoke about the fact that I have
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I don't care. I don't It's
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my thing. But truthfully, if
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people, I probably would do it, because that's what alcohol does to me.

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But I've I have never seen someone
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but I have seen people ruin parts
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so I just would argue that if
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you should probably think that poorly about
alcohol. But once again, I don't

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have kids, and if I did
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the same page as you. Felon, like I would not want it in

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my house, like I even though
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know, like I wouldn't get I
get the like the interesting point of that,

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Like you know what I mean,
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had I spoke about it on the
podcast. He had damned me, and

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he was very respectful, like,
but you have alcohol in your house,

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right, And I was like,
yeah, but I'm also a bad example

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and that we don't really drink.
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around and have a glass of wine
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cocktail last night for Jake's birthday,
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out for his birthday. I just
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of studies out there about like what
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I've had friends that have been doing
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my most intelligent friends, so like, and once again, not encouraging you

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in doing it when your brain is
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develop till you're like twenty five still, So it's like, I am not

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encouraging that whatsoever. But yeah,
I don't know. I just would say

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that there is an argument there though, that alcohol is just as bad,

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if not worse, from weed.
So what is the stigma is still based

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around the fact that it's been illegal
for so long? Yeah, maybe well,

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I will say this. Maybe they
what is the weed age limit?

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It's twenty one, it is,
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Yeah, I didn't know that.
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if it was twenty one. I
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don't know for sure. For Minnesota, I assume it's twenty one. But

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in Colorado it's twenty one for sure. Every other state I've been to it's

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twenty one. Okay, okay,
But thank you for the email. I

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mean, I take it. Read
on the Minnesota bye, and if you

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have thoughts, you can email in. The show provides me with so much

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comfort and nostalgia, knowing that wherever
I am, I have a little piece

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of Minnesota with me at all times. Take this week, for example,

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my husband and I currently are halfway
through our road trip around Iceland, and

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I've listened to your show every day
to entertain us. I have turned my

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husband into such a fan that this
is now that this show is solidly his

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most top requested listen or, as
he puts it, throw on dr Needless

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to say, we love the show
and appreciate everything you do. We will

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leave you with a question that came
up during our drive. Would you rather

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poop out of your mouth or eat
out of your butt? Think about it?

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Our tastement still play. Are are
you okay with saying goodbye to those

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date nights out in public? Forever? Ps? Inspired by Jenny's love of

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kickball to make adult friends in California, we have joined a kickball team ourselves.

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Our team name you ask sit on
my base. Yes, there is

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also another team called Lick my Cleat. We've clearly found our people, Jenny,

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what's your kickball team's named? Pss. Also, my husband plays on

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a hockey team called Just the Tippins. Figured y'all would love the sexual and

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the Windows. Have a great weekend. Love your p one listener, Ali

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and Josh, I love that sit
on my base as one of the teams

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in my old league as well.
Pitch Don't Kill My Vibe is my old

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team that I won a lot of
championships with. And then there's another one

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in the league that I'm really good
friends with. Call the Balls Deep in

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This Pitch and they have a whole
cheer. They're like balls, balls,

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balls, bald deep balls, balls
ball deep balls deep in this Pitch and

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like they do at every game,
no matter win or lose. So,

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yeah, there's a lot of creative
names out there. My current team that

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I play with sometimes they're just the
High five Club because we're all like cheery,

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happy whatever. We don't have like
a pun eftual name. Yeah,

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so what would you rather with her
question? The question was would you rather

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poop out of your mouth or eat
out of your butt? But Okay,

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when you were reading this, I
was confused if she had this in there?

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Our taste buds still involved? Was
that you saying that or she was

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saying that he was saying that?
Think about it. Our taste buds still

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taste buds stilln't play here? Are
you okay with saying goodbye to the was

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date nights in public forever? Because
you have to eat with your butt?

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Oh? I thought it was eating
out of your butt like you were eating

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food. Okay, that's like your
mouth you have to eat. Oh,

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I'd eat out of my butt.
I'd use my butt to eat rather than

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poop out of your mouth. Yes, I am not trying. Can you

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you know when you start gagging because
you need to throw up? Yah?

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Are you kidding me? I'd be
like puking constantly as I'm pooping out of

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my butt. It'd be like a
combination of the worst thing ever. Oh

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God, well, you would do
the poop out of your mouth. I

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feel like it's like you poop once
a day. You eat like three four

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times a day. Well maybe for
those of us that are normal, But

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on the days like me, when
I'm having a day where I'm in the

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toilet every like to eat. I
can't sitting on my plate. But okay,

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I mean if you can do it
in the privacy of no one ever

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watching, that's not an option.
You couldn't be able to go out to

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eat, then Oh I'm still choosing
my butt, you know. And that's

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it for today. That is.
There's a kind of a personal email for

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me and a personal one for Jenny
that I'll send off to each of us.

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But thank you so much for the
emails. I hope you have a

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really great weekend. I am off
next week, so Dave and Jenny will

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be doing the podcast. Yeah.
I'm so excited to see all your pictures

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and feels. Except for I feel
like you've gone a little silent lately on

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your vacations. You tease us,
you give us like a couple things at

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the very end of the day and
then you purge after the trip is done.

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And I don't like that. I
want daily content. I want you

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to vomit onto your Instagram story of
content every single day. Thank you,

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I'll think about it. Thank you
for the tip, and I just want

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to say thank you, love you, and have a great week.

