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Hey, listen to come in and
click out Podcast, Episode four thirteen.

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I'm brand O, I'm here,
Riyaner. We're gonna make it rain Cats

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and dogs now our theme sun.
Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another

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whirlwind adventure. How you doing good? What is going down? Whole bunch

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See what I did. Oh your
nipples? Yes, my nips? Yes?

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So brash? Okay, oh man? They would if I didn't have

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a jacket and a sweater and a
T shirt on, they would be cutting

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the lens of the camera right now. We were sitting We're playing eh,

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eh and M On Thursday, okay, And our store has a mall entrance

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around the corner and how many meters
or yards feet say away, that's like

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hundreds hundreds so far away and a
corner, and the cold was still coming

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from the door into the store.
Dude, it was. It's insane.

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And I know we've talked about it
on the pre show. We're talking about

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it now. It's too fucking cold. Yes, if you want to hear

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about how cold it is, watch
the pre show yesterday. Again. If

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you're new to the nation, watch
the pre show. We give stuff away

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on the pre show. It's a
fun time. It's a little prep thing

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that we do for the show.
We give hints you win our win our

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games. Yes. Also, if
you are a patron over at Patreon dot

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com slash CCO podcast, you'd be
in our discord and you could have seen

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the weather updates that I posted.
They're trying to call the police and report

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a crime, but they just laughed
at us. Yeah, they were like,

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that's too cold. Nobody's doing crime
and nobody's going out to arrest the

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weather Brando. It's just that's not
well. Nobody's going out to do nothing,

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not not police work, like not
even not even houses burned down.

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It's so cold. The firefighters are
like, yeah, no, we're cashing

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it in. We just trust that
fire doesn't catch when it's minus fifty two.

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The old flower plant actually burned down. Oh yeah, that sounds like

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such a that sounds like a made
up news story from the twenties. Hey,

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Randall, the Old flower Plant's on
fire. Get your bucket. We're

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making a bucket brigade. Yeah,
but the it burned down, it's like

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the there's like two things in the
Saskatoon City skyline. There's the Besborough Hotel

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yep, and the robin Hood flower
Plant. And the robin Hood flower Plant

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has burned down. Well, it's
made out of concrete and steel. It'll

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be fine. Now they have to
knock it down. Oh do they What

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are they gonna build there? I
don't freaking downtown stadium. Finally, maybe

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they're gonna change the plants where the
stadium is gonna go. Honestly, probably

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nothing, let's be honest, yes, probably nothing. It'll be a gravel

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parking lot, just like when they
knock down the path. Hey yeah,

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it'll be an impart. And they'll
try and build a library there. Yeah,

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because we need a seventeenth library.
Hey, if we want to be

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on McLean's Top one hundred cities in
Canada, though, you got to have

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like eighty six libraries one per person. That's how many libraries we need,

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hundreds of thousands of libraries. Is
that why everybody's both those little libraries in

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front of the house. I don't
we have lots of those. The only

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way to get rid of books these
days because nobody wants books. Yeah,

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I don't know. I guess if
all of your friends just have kids,

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you just trade books. Your whole
life just becomes a book trading. It's

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it's like playing magic, but with
books. I gave all of my books

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to Ryan when he had a kid. Yes, and we gave all of

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our books to one of our neighbors. There we go, yeah, there,

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see makes the world go around.
So literacy very important. By h

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read, We're going to talk about
learning and literacy and stuff today on on

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Today's Deck, Raining cats and Dogs, Snowing cats and dogs. Yesterday on

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the pre show was a hint for
written, Siri Baby, give it a

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read, and then we've got some
podcasting business to go into. There is

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so many words on written and SyRI
and separable. Yeah, this is this

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is our deck to teach people how
to play magic. And I think Brando

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made a goof because I don't think
it's gonna work, but he's gonna try

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and convince me otherwise, and I'm
gonna. I'm gonna do it also,

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Okay, I'm gonna physically do it
for a person o case. So they

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are a legendary cat dog four four
for nuts Naya right, correct, Naya

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and one. Whenever you cast a
dog, you make a cat. Whenever

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you cast a cat, you make
a dog. Those are tokens. Correct.

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You can tap Naya and them and
they deal damage to any target equal

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to number of dogs you have,
and you gain life equal to number of

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cats you have. I feel like
that should be reversed. I I was

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saying that the other night because cats
are dicks and would do more damage,

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but dogs are like more pro techy, so I feel like they would do

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the life gain. Yeah, I
don't think cats can do more damage than

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dogs, that's true, but like, I know what you mean. If

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you had let's say you had one
dog, the cat is gonna knock more

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plants off your table than a dog. They're gonna do more damage to your

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life because they're gonna knock your plants
down. Yeah, they're gonna shit in

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your socks. No they're not.
They're gonna scratch your furniture all up most

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likely, right. Yeah, the
dog's gonna like chew the corner of a

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bookcase one time and then I'm gonna
frick and boot it outside on's minus fifty

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two and say, think about what
you've done. Yeah, they're gonna learn

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and they're gonna be your best buddy
for life. The cat just tolerates you

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because you feed it. Right,
So for fast generalization, but that's the

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truth and correct. Yes, it's
a good card. Anyway, I got

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some business. Yes, speaking of
tolerating, because we feed, we've got

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to give away about worms. Sure, feeding the worm? I couldn't make

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it work. Is the winner of
fish? No, because you give them

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worms and they eat that. Yes, well maybe I'm not sure we eat

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the fish last week's booster pack game
winner. Oh yeah, guest bearu worm

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speaker. That was the the dectec
from last week twenty five percent better guess

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than the average guess. Yes,
I'm gonna read the YouTube handle you get

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after US Commander Cocoon at gmail dot
com. Let us know if you want

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a CEO sticker pack, a CEEO
token pack, of which there's the new

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Brando alter tokens. I'm holding them
in my hands. You could see them

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if you're watching on YouTube. What
you fucking should be? Joe works really

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hard and we appreciate his services.
Correct or a stinkial pack of regular magic

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cards from the onion bag. Who
wants that? I don't, okay,

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I gotta read the handlo okay.
At Randillium that sounds like a that sounds

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like an element from the periodic table, but one of the ones that's in

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that, like the bottom part of
it. They're made in a lab and

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their half life is like fourteen seconds, and they break down and give you

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frickin radiation poisoning? Is that what
the ones on the bottom are? Well,

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that's what they do. Oh,
some of them are not like stable

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at standard temperature and pressure, so
they're theoretically created in certain conditions, but

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then they just break down and Murray
Curry gets cancer. Who's that? She's

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the lady that created currium or discovered
it or synthesized it theoretically, man,

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I'll bet you she wishes that she
invented curry instead of curryum, because then

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she wouldn't have died from radiation poisoning
and would instead have made a delicious food

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stuff. Yes, I think Curry
was around before her. If you want

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a brief history on Murray Curry,
you can watch Clone High. Remember that

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shoe. I love that show Clone
High. Sometimes I sing the theme song

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in my head while I'm walking Ursula. I'm like, way way back in

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the nineteen eightiesip of government employee you
stug up famous guys are ladies. Yeah,

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that's such a good song. Yeah, man, that's a cool one.

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That's a cool one. So that's
the first piece of podcast business.

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Okay, second piece was go watch
Clone High because I was a good one.

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Yes, I was good. Also
watched the CCO Sidewalk Slam episode one

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up, episode two on the way
up very much so it is a good

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game, like yeah, heat it
a couple of time, oh man,

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episode two even better, like the
the the Ship that Goes Down. I

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laughed so hard I fell out of
my chair, like when we were playing

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some of the funniest stuff because like
Brando's getting pissed because Alex is like trying

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to beat him, and he's like
and he's trying to do the thing.

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And then Brando thinks that he's picking
up getting picked on, but it's actually

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me getting picked on because I'm playing
a deck that sucks and just oh man,

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it's so funny. So watch season
two, episode two. It's coming

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out at the start of February,
so we're about halfway there. It's with

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Tyler right now. I just said
Tyler a little a little thank you end

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of the year package with some new
giveaway stuff that we got from our good

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friends at Ultimate Guard. We're gonna
be doing some giveaways on Sidewalk Slam coming

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up from Ultimate Guard. Oh good
eh Okay, they got them deck boxes

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that are made out of sawdust.
Oh yeah, and they smell like pine

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needles. Yeah, so it got
some of those. Those are kind of

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cool. Anyways, podcasting business,
we've got a Patreon supporter who increased their

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pledge to thank and probably give her
a new nickname too, because I don't

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remember or he doesn't have one because
he's been around for a while. Okay,

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this is big thank you and fu
two Jeffrey Castle and it's Geoffrey.

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I bet it was like a white
Castle joke maybe, which now would turn

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into a suitcase joke because the last
time I got White Castle, all the

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burgers came in a suitcase, yes, which was awesome. Yes, maybe

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I also want to make them the
meme joke where the guy wheels his nuts

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around in the wheelbarrow. You ever
seen the meme? It'll be on the

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screen if you're watching on YouTube.
And I feel like Jeffrey Castle is like

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a big baller now because he increased
his pledge. He carries his nuts around

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in a suitcase. How does he
zip it up? Though? Well,

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you just don't sip it up all
the way, and suitcases don't. I

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guess they do zip up. But
the point is I'm getting Ben Stiller on

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something about Mary Vibes. Man.
I hate Ben still I do too.

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But the question how did he get
it all the way to the top?

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That's That's what I'm thinking with Jeffrey
all the way to the top? Castle,

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Hey, there we go, we
did it? Is it a tower

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joke? Still funny? Still tracks? Could be Is it a zipping his

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nuts up in a suitcase joke?
Also funny? Still tracks? Yeah,

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so big thanks to Jeffery. Is
he walking on his ball his ball nuts.

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Does he nuts like one of those
bears that stands on a barrel or

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a ball? Oh? Yes,
yeah, he does his own. Yeah

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that's good stuff right there. I
like that. Okay, next piece of

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podcasting business to do it. If
you like CEDH, you can check out

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John's Hot Bruise and Lessons from CDH. He just did an interview and the

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CEDH crowd seems to like it.
With a penguin, Yes, definitely a

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penguin. You should watch it,
as they sound like, learn it's not

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just about c EDH. I guess
if you want to get better at playing

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magic or commander in general, don't
you should probably well, don't don't get

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better, But if you did,
you could watch John because he just talks

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about magic theory through the lens of
c EDH, which I guess is where

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like actual card decisions, sequencing,
tight play, meta gaming, all of

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that kind of matters in c EDH, where when you're playing cats and dogs,

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you know, metagaming always matters,
you think, I think it does.

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I play lots of meta stuff.
I suppose. Yeah. We sometimes

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when we do deck text, we'll
say I think that's a meta choice.

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We'll see that often as casual.
I guess there's definitely meta things that you

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play because not just because they're pet
cards, because they work good. Where

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there's a lot of lands decks where
we play. Yep, so you want

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to play, you want to play
anti land stuff. Listen to Commander cookout,

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We're going to talk about land destruction. They're not casual. Well they

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play blood Moon, play a basic
and shut up. Yeah that's what he

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said. Yeah, yeah, speaking
of I don't know. Next piece of

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business, we got a local event
coming up. The Face to Face Games

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Tour stop Saskatoon. Always one of
our favorite nights of Yeah, the time

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that it happens, the favorite Commander
Knights of the year for us, because

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we get to go and play all
day. Yeah, we have to play

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magic all day long. Our buddy
Keel usually comes up. He brings Pat

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pro Cop along with him, right, Peter Peter pro COO, Pat pro

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Cop, Peter pro Crop. I
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Then we go out and we drink
beer after out of boots because we usually

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go to Birmingham's. Yeah, and
face to face employees come after, they

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kind of clean up shop and we
chip, cheer, shoot the shit chum

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with them. Yeah, it's fun
and it's a ton of fun. So

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get some free stuff, play magic
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with us after. That's literally our
whole stick. Yeah, that's the whole

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that's our whole brand right there.
It's everything, and it's here's the thing,

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here's the thing. It sounds simple
because it works and it's fun.

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Yeah. And if it did,
it works, you don't change it,

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right Yeah, it broke, don't
fix. It's a good formula right there.

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Play magic all day, then drink
beer. Yeah, it's great.

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Cool man. Speaking of breaking stuff, a Buddy John pro wrestler still broke

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his leg right in half. Oh
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and your ankle. That's it's your
phibia, your tibia, your tibia,

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Yeah, broke it right in half. Did he break his his fibula as

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well? Uh, that's the set's
the smaller one on the outside of your

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Like. I couldn't see it on
the X ray because you don't get right

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off because I was too busy looking
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half and like like off center.
Gross. Oh man, it is gross.

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It was gross. So if John
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you never know. I hope you
feel better very soon and don't have

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to get too many plates in your
leg. Oh yeah, plates in the

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leg? Hey, yeah, I
wonder if he's gonna get like the fancied

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dinner plates that like have the swirly
brown on the edges. It sounds like

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something he would do yet yes,
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Yeah, it's the sidewalk but small. Yeah, it's the small sidewalk,

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the small walk, the side small. Yes, sure, correct. So

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we before we kick it over to
cards written Serri written Siri inseparable is a

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dog cat deck? Cat doog deck? Yeah? Mostly cats because cats.

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Let's just face it, the cat
cards are better than that. They've been

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Yeah, cats have been around a
little bit longer. Remember we talked about

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it when we did the arabo ying
way back where cats were sea currictly a

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deck that gets supported in almost every
set. Yeah, but that's not what

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this deck is about. True,
But that's why there's so many cats because

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dogs do not have that. Yeah, not yet. They're they're getting,

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they're getting, they're getting there.
Although most of the dogs are bad,

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let's be honest, they're not doing
our boys. And you know what else

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too, is dogs that say all
dogs get plus one. Dogs that say

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all dogs get plus one plus one
don't do nothing for cats. It's great

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for dogs in your dog deck if
you got that, but in your cat

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deck not as good. But this
deck is for teaching somebody new. So

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so tell me a little bit about
that. Okay, So here's my first

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fox yer into teaching an adult person. That's important, very important. He's

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an adult human who knows how to
read, who understands games, who's had

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a couple of lessons. But the
lessons were with Doctor who Decks, because

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that what kind of got her interested
in play. But it turns out those

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Doctor who Decks, while really great, are terrible for teaching people a little

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bit complexity. Too much stuff going
on, yes, yes, and when

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you listen, there's lots of stuff
happening in this deck too, lots of

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triggers, lots of counting, but
it's all simple where once it's in place,

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it's mostly keeping track of how many
of each thing you have see And

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this is where things start to come
off the rails for me, which is

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having taught people how to play magic
before, which is something you have to

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learn to do. And then each
card teaches you about a different thing.

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Even if you don't learn, like
even if you don't learn how to like

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functionally play the deck, each card
teaches you how a certain thing works.

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Trample first or case flying melee FORREXI
and flip over, incubator things, all

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that shit on cards in here.
So I think that. And then there's

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some complicated ass cards too that you
eventually will have to learn and play with

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that If if you were playing this
exactly how the cards were written, you

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would fail one hundred times in a
row teaching somebody how to play magic with

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this deck. Ah. Now what
I will say is with nearly any Commander

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deck that will also be true.
Yeah, Commander is really hard to just

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jump into. I could probably put
a deck together with a vanilla Commander like

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Jasmine Boreal with all basics, with
all vanilla creatures or maybe with like evergreen

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keyword abilities just to spice things up. And that person, adult or child,

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especially child or adolescent, however old
they are, doesn't matter, will

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still become overwhelmed miss triggers, forget
the phases of the turn. Even if

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it's written down on a paper beside
them, which is a very very important

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and easy to use tool, a
piece of paper with the phases of the

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turn written down, they'll still after
a while become overwhelmed and start missing things,

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and in their mind, once they
think they know, start to build

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a little bit of a routine.
They'll go, oh, it's my turn.

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I'm gonna draw my card. And
then you'll say, don't forget to

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untap your lens. They'll untap their
lines. They'll look at converted manic costs

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and count their lands and they say, I don't have enough. And then

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you'll say, did you play a
land this turn? Oh? Oh,

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now I have enough, and they'll
play their thing we already and then they'll

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say then they'll say, oh,
go aren't you going to attack? Because

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they forget all the stuff even when
there's something right beside them. So with

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a deck like this that has a
bunch of complexities built in what I would

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suggest, complexities is a hard game. You, Oh, yes, don't

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pretend that it's not. No,
No, it's the hardest game. But

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that's also what makes it the best
game. Right, What you could do,

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Let's say something has trample and then
trample and then like another ability.

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Now you tell this person that you're
teaching, don't read that bottom ability.

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Just look at trample, manic cost, power, and toughness, and then

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you can simplify the card until they're
ready. And once they're ready, you

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can start to introduce the next ability
or or start to introduce Hey, what's

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a riggertability? When whenever an at
right? Oh, okay, this is

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when that would happen. And you
can introduce complexities already on the card after

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you've become familiar and skilled in the
dialed back version. That is what I

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think is very effective in teaching an
adult who has some experience in games.

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But here is the key as to
why I did not do that. Okay,

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I don't want to play that deck, and I built this deck also

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so that I could play it.
Oh, I had to play it a

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bunch so that I could learn how
it all worked. So that I could

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more easily do it, and this
deck could beat the fucking shit out of

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people. Oh, just beat the
shit right out of them, and it's

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awesome for those watching on YouTube.
I just stripped and humped the camera.

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He's wearing two jackets. He took
the outside jacket. Ye, yes is

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what happened. So the deck is
better than I thought it would be,

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but also still kind of like when
you're missing certain things such as instance and

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sorceries. Ah yes, and again
another other card types and card types that

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have You know, what's funny is
timing restrictions seem like that would make the

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game harder, like, no,
you can't cast that sorcery during my turn,

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only your turn. It's actually the
opposite. It's instance that get played

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wrong because people assume that because they're
not a creature, they're like a sorcery

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and can only be cast during your
turn. And they missed that little part

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of the game. So if they're
gonna miss it anyways, and you're going

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to confuse them by saying no,
it's better if you do that on my

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turn or save it for when you
surprise me. Just take it out.

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Reduce reduce that complexity. Right,
that's what I did. That's what you

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did. So let's flip over to
cards, and we've got some some advices

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that we've received after we asked for
it last week. We got a couple

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of emails, we got some Twitter
advice, we got some some Discord advice

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from the patrons, and we're gonna
shre some of that with with everybody as

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we go. Yeah, do it. Where would you like to start?

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With cards? Right? While we
don't got the instities and the sorceries and

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stuff, no, I guess there's
one. We do have a ramp section,

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so let's peep that for first.
I guess soul ring, sure,

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smothering time, okay, yeah,
buddy, rap and growth. There's an

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instant sorcery rampyg Yeah, but that's
an easy one. People kind of just

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know that on early in the game. You want to cast that a rest

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Coast Explorer. That's a cat that
is counters the battlefield. Search your library

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for x planes, where x is
the number of players who control more lands

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than you put them into your hand. Yeah. Okay, so as long

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as you don't go first, that's
probably gonna find you two or three land

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pretty good, yep. Loyal warhound
enters the battlefield. An opponent has more

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lands than you. You search for
a planes put onto the battlefield. Oh,

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this is the dog version of Knight
of the White Orchid. Yes,

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yeah, and it has vig Sure, so we learned vig growing rights of

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Ila mock Etb's look at top four
creature into hand four creatures and of turn

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flips into Guy's cradle of importance.
It's the funny little dancing mushroom art,

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which I really like. Sure.
Gilded goose taps for a mana when you

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sack food, right, correct,
Yeah, fellwar Stone taps for man of

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any color of porn fabro o elder
Ooh tap not a dog or cats.

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I just really wanted to play this. I have one, and I want

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to play it. It taps for
a color of mana equal to the number

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of colored permanents you have. Right, so, if you have rin and

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serriote, this will tap for red, green white. Correct. If you

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have like a Feladar cub and a
Birds of Paradise, it will tap for

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green white. If you have just
it, it taps for green and white.

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Oh yeah, because it's a green
and white permanent Okay, And it's

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got vige and it gets bigger for
each color of permanent you have, yes,

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exploration play extra land, purturn,
commander sphere, taps for color sacked

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draw card, Carpet of Flowers strictly
played because I have one and I wanted

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it in. Okay, yeah,
because this is actually a complex card.

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Oh yeah, but hard is hard. At the beginning of each of your

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main phases, if you haven't added
mana with this ability, this turn,

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you add x manna of any color
rate equal to the number of islands your

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opponent's control and opponent controls and opponent
controls. Okay, so uh, either

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main phase one or post combat main
phase two. Yep, you can add

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some mana equal to and opponent's islands. Yep. Oh okay, So here's

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the here's the supercomplex play that I
actually got. Okay, eighty h and

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m forest carpetive flowers go through combat
because it can turn one opponent has an

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island, add a green, exploration
land, tap sol ring. That was

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a turn. That's a good turn, and that's that's when it's correct to

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look at assess the board and say
Carpet of flowers in this exact instance is

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going to be better than Turn one
soul ring, yeah, because it turned

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into turn one. Jokes on you, it was turned one solar and then

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you untapped with like probably one again
from Carpet of Flowers. Maybe two yep,

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two from Solaring two land. That's
six man of turn two. That's

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pretty good. I played Ren and
Siri and a cat to make a dog.

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Yep, that was very good.
Yeah. Birds of Paradise taps her

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Maana and Arcaansick taps Hermana. That's
the ramp set. Okay, So we

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got fourteen ramp cards, maybe thirteen
because Aarrescos Explorer isn't really a ramp card.

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It's a mana go getter, Yeah, which is fine. It's and

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it's gonna be a fixture too,
because like if you're playing try lands or

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dual lands with manna types, which
I am, Yes, shocks and dryomes

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there are in there in here,
okay, but that's something that I worry

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about later on in the in the
world talk about tooting and drawing. Let's

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do the draw section, because yeah, this is an important part of I

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guess once you've learned how to play, like the mechanics and the minutia and

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the phases and steps, and you
can navigate. It's like I'm learning to

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drive a boat or learning to kayak. Right, you get out on the

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nice, calm lake or slow moving
river. You learn how to like turn

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the boat, stop, turn about, go upstream and it's calm and it's

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controlled. You do. You learn
what to do when you flip over in

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00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:22.039
emergency situations, the safety protocol,
docking, getting in, getting out,

405
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:27.119
all the boat stuff right right once
you know all that tutoring, drawing,

406
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:33.720
combo, combat tricks, instances and
sorceries. That's white water stuff. That's

407
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:38.000
rapids now right, And this is
kind of that in between where I'm going

408
00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:42.319
to navigate some rough water or kayak
in the ocean on the surf. I'm

409
00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:47.440
gonna kayak, you know when there's
other boats around, tutors and draw yep,

410
00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:51.559
it's tracking example. Okay, and
we're going to talk about a card

411
00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:53.960
that I had a really hard time
with, so I feel I could probably

412
00:27:55.559 --> 00:27:57.599
explain it to this human that I'm
trying to teach. Okay, because it's

413
00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:03.440
a hard card. Nobody knows that's
how this card works, and everybody has

414
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:07.319
different versions of it, which are
all worded differently. Yes, out of

415
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:10.359
the modern one, which is probably
better. It's a silver library, holl

416
00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:14.160
baby, at the beginning of your
draw step, so that's a triggered ability.

417
00:28:14.200 --> 00:28:18.599
At your draw step, you may
draw two additional cards, right,

418
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:23.200
you may draw two additional cards.
If you do, choose two cards from

419
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:29.559
your hand draw this turn important line. So those are any of the three

420
00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:33.799
you've drawn so far. For each
of those cards, pay for life or

421
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:36.960
put the card on top of your
library. Right, What the hell?

422
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:40.599
That's a draw three take eight?
Right? Yes, it teaches you that

423
00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:44.799
card draw is very good or a
draw to take four and life is a

424
00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:48.559
resource. That's a good one.
Yeah, some like is four life worth

425
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.039
that card? And then you can
teach about card quality later, like,

426
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:53.200
well, if you draw two lands, do you pay eight to get them

427
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:56.519
out of the way? Uh?
Huh? Right? Like how do you

428
00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:00.000
You got to learn your board state? You got to learn all your stuff,

429
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.519
so that card can actually teach you
lots about how to sequence magic and

430
00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:07.000
how to value your life over the
card, over how deep you want to

431
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:10.640
go into your deck. There's lots
of stuff you can learn just by playing

432
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.640
with a silvern library. Yeah,
skull clamp skull clamp. Speaking of resources,

433
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:17.519
turn your creatures into cards. That's
right. Yeah, everybody knows that

434
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:19.880
card and it kills your your cat
and dog tokens that rid in Syria make

435
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:23.000
turn them into cards. Oh,
and then cast them again, make new

436
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:26.039
ones and then kill them. That's
right, man, you are a cycle.

437
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:30.880
I'm gonna make this dog, I'm
gonna immediately kill it. I'm gonna

438
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:37.119
drown this puppy in this helmet.
Realm walker, realm walker. It's a

439
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:41.119
change thing. So it's all creature
types, both cat and dog. It's

440
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:45.079
a cat dog. So is it
gonna trigger Siri twice? Yes? Yeah,

441
00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:47.359
that's cool. It's a cat and
a dog. Your cat dog will

442
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:49.160
make your cat dog make you a
cat and a dog. Yes. Whenever

443
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.039
when you cast it, you choose
a creature type. You may look at

444
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.720
the top card of your library anytime. You can cast the chosen creature type

445
00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:59.319
from the top of your library.
Yep, you pick cat. Yeah,

446
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:02.960
that's like the top CARDI your library, over and over again. If you've

447
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.559
got a bunch of cats in a
row, yes, yeah. Or you

448
00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:08.160
put a cat back with silver library
so you don't pay four life and you

449
00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:11.839
just cast it Anyways, there's another
thing you can learn from a silver library.

450
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:18.480
Yeah, Kootzill Malamet exemplar the lesson
here. Can you say that name?

451
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:25.759
Yeah? Yeah, okay, your
opponents can't cast spells during your turn,

452
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.480
so that City and A bottles them. Uh, City of Solitary City

453
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.720
Solitude, yea yeah, City of
solitudes them. And whenever one or more

454
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:38.200
creatures you control, each with power
greater than their base power, deal damage

455
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.759
to a player, you draw card. Yes, that's pretty complex, it

456
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.119
is, but if essentially what you
tell the new player is if it's got

457
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.240
plus one plus one counters, or
if it's pumped or buffed in any way,

458
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:51.960
then you draw card when it hits
you. Yes, when it hits

459
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:56.599
me, yes yeah. Keeper of
Fables, non human entry or deals combat

460
00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:59.920
damage draw card. It's a cat, cats and dogs, not human.

461
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:04.240
That's correct. Science Guardian Project,
non token creature enters battlefield draw card.

462
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:11.720
Yeah, this says Ella Damery's call
instant speed. Yes, oh, Tutor,

463
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:14.880
search for a creature, put it
into hand. Defense of the Heart.

464
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:18.839
Now I'm gonna when we get to
the creature section, there are two

465
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:22.519
creatures you always find. Okay,
is the way I'm going to explain this

466
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.160
to the person. Sure, okay, at the beginning of your upkeep if

467
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.519
there are if an opponent has three
or more creatures, you sacrifice defense of

468
00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:33.559
the Heart. Search for two creatures, put them onto the battleield. There

469
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:36.440
are no instant when combos in this
deck, okay, just keeping in mind.

470
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:38.799
And the last one is Alms Collector. Alms Collector, it's a flasher

471
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:45.039
three four cat for four. If
an opponent would draw one or two or

472
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:52.400
more cards each by you and that
player each draw card. Yes, my

473
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.440
goal one day is to catch somebody
playing brainstorm. They go Brainstorm, I

474
00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:00.279
go Alms Collector. We each draw
one and they put two from their handback

475
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:05.440
on top. Oh yeah. If
an opponent would draw draw two or more

476
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.200
cards instead, you and that player
each draw card, so it shuts off

477
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:12.519
their card draw. Let's move to
removal and let's fly through this kind of

478
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:15.039
quick. Okay, remove we have
Casali Slingers. That's a cat. I'm

479
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.839
sure gets rid of something. Cat
comes into play, kills a artifactor and

480
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:22.279
chairman. Sure Kasli pride make that's
a cat. You sacrifice it to get

481
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:28.039
rid of an artifactor enchatment masked vandal
enters the battlefield, Exile a creature card

482
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:32.160
from your graveyard. If you do, you exile target enchantment or artifact.

483
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:37.279
Correct Lion sash. Exile a card
from a graveyard. It gets plus one

484
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:42.519
and it's a cat, or it's
an equipment correct Kutzill's flanker. Oh,

485
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.640
this has flash three to one cat
when it enters the battlefield. Choose one.

486
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:52.480
Put a plus one counter on it
for each creature that left the battlefield

487
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:58.559
under your control this turn, or
you gain two life and scry two or

488
00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.119
exile target players. Great, that's
a fine card. That's a good card.

489
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:06.559
That's a good card. Yeah.
Feline sovereign, Feline sovereign. Other

490
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:09.759
cats you control get plus one and
have protection from dogs. Why not?

491
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:16.359
Sure? If you steal my stuff
then sure? Okay. When whenever one

492
00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:20.839
or more cats you control deal combat
damage to a player, destroy up to

493
00:33:20.920 --> 00:33:23.880
one target artifact or enchantment that player
controls. That is literally the cat knocking

494
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:30.240
the glass of water off the table. Correct, fell at our cub sacket,

495
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:34.160
destroy target enchapment and this one I
put in because I own one.

496
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:39.400
Agatha's Soul Cauldron. Agatha's Soul Cauldron
lets you spend manna as though it were

497
00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:45.680
manna of any color to activate abilities. Yes, Also creatures you control with

498
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:51.279
plus one counters on them have activated
abilities of all exiled cards with Agatha's Soul

499
00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:57.720
Cauldron, and also tap exile a
card from a graveyard when a creature is

500
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:00.599
exiled. This way, put a
plus one counter on target creature you control.

501
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.480
That's what it's there for, okay. Bottom line of text is what

502
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.240
it's there for. It pumps your
guys when you remove their gravy, which

503
00:34:07.279 --> 00:34:09.880
makes it work good with that cat
that draws cards if the thing is bigger,

504
00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:15.119
and also with another card we're gonna
talk about later on. Sure,

505
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:22.000
let's do the protect sex Sure selfless
savior sacrific it's a dog sacrifice, selfless

506
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.159
savior. Another target creature gains indestructive
until end of turn. Pack Leader.

507
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:30.119
Other dogs get plus one this time. Okay, so we've got some dog

508
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.840
and cat synergies so far. It's
starting to look like a dog and cat

509
00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:36.920
deck at this point, I think, right, I think, so okay.

510
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:40.599
When pack Leader attacks, prevent all
combat damage that would be dealt.

511
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:45.320
This turn to dogs you control.
There you go, There you go.

512
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:50.159
Merie Weatherlight duelist. This is dueling
grounds the card right, Yes, you

513
00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:55.280
can only uh no when Merie weather
Light Duelist attacks. Each oppontent can't block

514
00:34:55.360 --> 00:35:00.440
with more than one creature, and
if she's blocking, if she's tapped.

515
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:05.800
Yep. Opponents can't attack with more
than one creature us. Yes, they

516
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.280
can attack each other with whatever the
hell they want with us one one creature.

517
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:12.159
It's sort of dueling grounds. It's
sort of crawl space. It's good.

518
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.960
One. That's a good ass card, Maurice Breaker of the Coil.

519
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:21.519
Oh man, Your opponents can't cost
spells during combat, so it shuts off

520
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.719
instant speed, combat tricks and removal
whenever a creature you control deals combat damage

521
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:30.320
to a player, gode each creature
that player controls. That's pretty good.

522
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.320
We're gonna learn God, that's pretty
good. And that's a cat Warrior for

523
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:36.519
Nya. And one kind of takes
up the same spot as Ran and Siri.

524
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:40.039
But that's okay because it essentially makes
it so we can't attack if we

525
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:45.119
hit them. Sorry, we can't
be attacked if we hit them, correct,

526
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:51.159
kit Canto Mayhem Diva. What that's
the funniest name ever, isn't it?

527
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:54.840
Three three for Nya and one canto
enters the battlefield get a one to

528
00:35:54.960 --> 00:36:00.800
one white citizen creature, which,
for the record, I think is the

529
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:06.079
most hilarious creature token ever. And
I don't know why. I just think

530
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:08.239
it's so funny that it's a citizen. Just a guy going on to work.

531
00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:10.960
Yeah, right right, some dude, he's got his lunch, paale,

532
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.800
he's walking to work. He could
be an iron worker working up on

533
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.840
a building. He could be somebody
flipping burgers and McDonald's. He could be

534
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:22.000
with somebody going to work with a
briefcase to the bank. Yeah, it's

535
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.639
yeah fucking citizen. Yeah. At
the beginning of combat. On each player's

536
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:30.239
turn, you may tap two untapped
creatures you control. When you do,

537
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:35.199
target creature that player controls gets plus
two plus two and gains trample until end

538
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:38.079
of turn. Go to that creature. It can't attack us, but it

539
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:42.440
still has to attack. We don't
want that big thing to get us,

540
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:45.559
so we're gonna use these two shitty
cat or dog tokens to make sure that

541
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:50.400
that thing doesn't get us. Yeah. I almost wish it didn't have trample,

542
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:54.400
because a lot of the times when
something has trample and let it gets

543
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:57.760
plus two plus two. Let's say
it's a six to six, it gets

544
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.719
plus two, goes to eight with
trample, somebody will just eight instead of

545
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.639
like chump blocking with a utility guy. Yeah, and then the utility guy

546
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:07.199
stays there because somebody is gonna be
willing to eat eight damage if the utility

547
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:10.079
guy's that good. Yeah, But
if it didn't have trample, they might

548
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:13.840
block and save the eight damage.
You can also use it to make the

549
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:19.840
utility guy attack also good. Yes, because that's a good way to go.

550
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.679
Yep. All right, we're done
with the protec, We're done with

551
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:25.320
the ramp, We're done with the
toot and the draw. Should we go

552
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:29.719
to where do we go next?
This all we have left is, Oh,

553
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:30.920
you want to do better? Or
do you want to talk about the

554
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:35.039
creatures in the Let's do better?
First? This is these are the things

555
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:40.760
that are gonna make our creature deck
deck that has creatures better. Yes,

556
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.719
specifically creatures of a type that we
care about. Yes, in this case,

557
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.719
cats and dogs makes everything we do
just be better. Yeah. First

558
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:52.360
card is a card that I'm Every
time I play this card, I feel

559
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:55.400
awesome about it. Yeah, And
it's tribute to the world tree, Yeah,

560
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.760
green, green green. Whenever a
creature enters the bat if it under

561
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.400
your troll draw card, if its
powers three or greater, otherwise, put

562
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:06.559
two plus ones on that card.
So if it's little, it gets bigger.

563
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:08.639
Yep. Whenever a creature jers benefits, so this counts for your tokens

564
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:13.280
that render makes it does so they
become three threes. Right Ooh, so

565
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:15.719
I play a three to three I
draw card, I make two one ones

566
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:20.320
that turn into two three threes.
That's nine power for probably three man like

567
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:22.400
one or two or three. Yeah, that's good. That's good shared animosity.

568
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:28.280
Whenever a creature attacks, it gets
plus one plus zero until end of

569
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:32.960
turn for each other attacking creature that
shares a type with it. So creature

570
00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:37.880
types, all matching is gonna matter. You're learning creature type synergies. There.

571
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:42.440
We have parallel lives and doubling season
of course, because what new player

572
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:47.039
friendly deck would be complete without spending
two hundred dollars on two fucking cards I

573
00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:51.079
own them's. Yeah, it's not
that much, but it doubles your tokens,

574
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:52.800
or it doubles your plus ones.
What's better than one cat and one

575
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:57.760
dog, two cats and two dogs. Yeah, there you go. Murori's

576
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.960
Wake. Murori's Wake creatures you can
get plus one plus one, and whenever

577
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:06.000
a land taps from Mana, you
add an additional type to that land produced

578
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:09.639
correct yep, mask wood nexus,
you choose a creature type when it enters

579
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:15.079
the battlefield. Nope, creatures you
control are every type. That's it is.

580
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:19.960
That's what it is. The same
is true for creature spells you control

581
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:24.199
and creature cards that you own that
aren't on the battlefield. So everything is

582
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:28.639
a cat and a dog. So
it'll double trigger Ren and Siri all the

583
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:32.880
time. Right. Also, three
tap put a two to two blue shape

584
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:37.760
Shifter creature token into the battlefield.
With changelingks, you get cat dogs.

585
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:39.920
All your cats are cat dogs,
all your dogs are dog cats, and

586
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:44.519
you can make cat dogs with your
artifact. So let's say you go four

587
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:47.559
to cast it, and then you
go three, so you're seven in.

588
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:52.559
Now this is post commander casting.
Pay seven. You're gonna get a two

589
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:57.960
to two cat dog, and then
you're gonna get two to one one cat

590
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:01.599
dogs as well. I think know
it's when you cast a cat or a

591
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:07.519
dog. Oh so this doesn't work
as good as we would like with ren

592
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:08.760
and Seres. I wish it did
work. Okay, but when you cast

593
00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:12.239
your cats, you get dogs.
Just get thro an extra body with yah

594
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:15.440
or stuff, and you can make
blockers with it. Yeah, Jenny faye

595
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:20.800
Jetmere's second. Oh man, and
wait until the next card smoke. We're

596
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:24.239
doing better? Is that we're doing? Yeah? Three three for Celesnia hybrid

597
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:29.440
green gruel hybrid. I get there, just you did, okay, Elf

598
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:32.400
Druid's better have a good reason.
I don't know why this isn't a cat

599
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:37.599
or a dog. I don't know
if you would create one or more tokens.

600
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:42.679
You instead create that many two to
two green cat creature tokens with haste

601
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:49.800
or that many three one dog creature
tokens with vinge. That's very good.

602
00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.440
Ah. You always pick the cat
because they have haste. That's right.

603
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:57.000
Okay, that's what you're learning.
We know this. But the dog is

604
00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:00.400
bigger. Yeah, but the cat
is better. Cat is faster in this

605
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:05.880
case, yes, yes, Now
let's talk about going fast because of cats?

606
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:10.440
Are we gonna talk about Jetmere?
Nexus of rebels? Rebels? You

607
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:15.599
mean crater hoof in the commands,
That's what I mean. I got jetmeared

608
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.400
the other day. No man,
Lara jetmereed me. Okay, so this

609
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.239
is a five four for four nia
and one, sure, because why wouldn't

610
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:28.360
it cost four? Went On.
Creatures you control get plus one plus zero

611
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.039
and have vig as long as you
have three or more creatures that's jetmeir and

612
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:35.280
two by the way, yep.
Okay. And if you have Rent and

613
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:37.159
Syria and you cast jet me or, you're gonna get another one, so

614
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:39.960
you're gonna immediately have three. Yes, okay. The bare Minton creatures you

615
00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:45.159
control get an additional plus one and
an additional trample if you got six,

616
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:50.199
yep, because now they're big,
so they might as well trample. And

617
00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:53.480
that's just where your deck sits.
Yep, Like this is where this deck

618
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:59.760
sits. Okay. Now, creatures
you control also get an additional plus one

619
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:06.000
and double strike. Yeah if you
have nine guys, yep. Man,

620
00:42:06.119 --> 00:42:09.480
this card ends games. Oh yeah, this card is. This card makes

621
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:14.880
me want to take my Saperling token
deck apart because it's literally Oh yeah,

622
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:19.559
I got ten just because no reason, because I'm playing junk comments from two

623
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:25.519
thousand and two. Cast Jetmere I
win. Yeah. And the last card

624
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:29.599
on the do better. Section is
beast Master assision. It's literally the same

625
00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.880
thing. Yes, you attack with
seven dudes, it gets all you guys

626
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:36.400
get plus five plus five plus five
plus five. Yes, that's really good.

627
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:38.280
That's very good. If they got
jetmeir, then they got plus frickin'

628
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:44.119
eight plus five plus eight plus five
traple double strike vigilance so they can block

629
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:50.719
two. Ohody survives that. And
don't forget when you block with vigilance or

630
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:57.800
double strike, you still hit twice. Yeah, oh my lord, it's

631
00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:01.559
so good. Alright, Okay.
The last section of the deck is the

632
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:05.760
attack section. This is the Cats
and the Dogs. That are just the

633
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:08.840
cats and the dogs that show up
in cat and dog decks that you use

634
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:15.360
to beat wholesale ass who to funk? Right? First? One universal automation

635
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:20.280
automaton automaton same thing. Not a
cat nor a dog, but a cat

636
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.519
and a dog. It's a robot. It just happens to be a cat

637
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:27.760
and a dog. Yes, one
one for one, all creature types sovereign

638
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:37.599
akanik oh okay, three four cat
noble for Celesnia and two Ward two because

639
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:42.199
of course everything has Ward two that
was printed last year. Whenever it attacks

640
00:43:42.519 --> 00:43:46.320
for each creature you control with power
greater than that creature's base power, you

641
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:51.519
put a number of plus one counters
on it equal to the difference. So

642
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:54.599
the bigger it is than normal,
double that biggerness. So if you attack

643
00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:59.119
with let's just say a beast Master
rescension, all your guys get plus five

644
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:02.639
plus five. He will put five
additional counters on there. Oh, and

645
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:07.440
then the next time they attack,
because you still have your beast Master ascension

646
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.559
and for some reason people survived,
and you attack the first time. This

647
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:15.039
time they get ten counters. Oh
that's pretty good. This card is the

648
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:17.280
truth? Is that one one of
the ones we search for with the Defense

649
00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:21.440
of the Heart, Yes it is, yes, okay. The other one,

650
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:23.639
there's two packages you can find.
There's the advanced package and then there's

651
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:27.400
the one that I like. Here
was Jetmir one of them. The other

652
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:30.559
one is Jetmir, Yes, jetm
not in this particular case. There's Jetmir

653
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:36.119
and a guy, and then there's
Sovereign oknek Ahu and Skyhunter Strike Force.

654
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:40.960
Okay, flying melee what I don't
even know what that does? Oh you

655
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:45.079
will, Okay, it's a two
to two for three with flying in Melee

656
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:51.559
and it's lieutenant. As long as
you control your commander, other creatures you

657
00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:57.360
control have melee. Melee is whenever
you attack, your creatures get bigger for

658
00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:04.079
each opponent you are currently attacking.
Oh, this particular combination of dudes turns

659
00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:08.320
into a game winning combination. They
get plus one plus one until end a

660
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:13.360
turn for each opponent that you are
attacking. So you attack three different opponents.

661
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.199
Oh, you guys get plus three
plus three, and then then Sovereign

662
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.400
Okanik who gives them additional plus three
plus three, so they get plus six

663
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.079
plus six when they attack. When
you have both of these, yes,

664
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:25.760
that's pretty good, and it teaches
you to like fucking go with people.

665
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:30.440
Yeah, you know what. Okay, So here's the thing which may not

666
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:34.960
necessarily be the best situation all the
time, but I want to lean into

667
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:39.400
one of the suggestions or things or
tools that people use to teach, because

668
00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:43.559
we haven't. We haven't gotten into
any of those yet. We shall.

669
00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:50.599
We got an email saying Jumpstart was
a very effective tool for teaching new players

670
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:53.280
one hundred degree. If you want
to have jump Start in your house,

671
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:59.239
that is literally the reason Jumpstart was
made. Yes, Now, whether you

672
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:05.079
like Jumpstars or not is your own
proclivity. I love it because it's simple

673
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:08.880
and it's random, but it's like
designed randomness, so it still works.

674
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:13.920
I love its existence. I'm so
happy jump Start exists. Yeah, but

675
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:15.559
I still you don't like to play
I don't want to play it. Yeah,

676
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:19.480
that's fine. I like to watch
hockey on TV, but I don't

677
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.320
like to play hockey. Yeah.
Yeah, it's the same, same kind

678
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:23.639
of thing. Totally happy with the
existence of it. But like, and

679
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:29.440
if I obviously don't like something,
I'm not gonna be excited to try and

680
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:31.800
teach somebody something. Yes, and
if you're not passionate about what you're trying

681
00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:36.440
to teach, it's less effective.
Yeah, you get less engagement, less

682
00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:42.639
learning kind of sticks. Now,
the connection between this portion of the deck

683
00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:47.519
and jump Start is jump Start is
built in a way where you can kind

684
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.719
of see or at least once you
get the phases of the turn, drawing,

685
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:54.880
untapping playing stuff, you can kind
of see where the attacks are.

686
00:46:55.440 --> 00:47:00.280
My four four bigger than your three
three. Your man has tapped out.

687
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:05.079
I can attack you with impunity,
you can block and your guile dye,

688
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:10.519
or you can take four now three
opponents tons of creatures, untapped man all

689
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:16.480
over the place. I find new
players and less experienced players just don't attack.

690
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:21.920
They just don't attack. And is
it because they forget, They don't

691
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:24.039
know, They don't want to make
an enemy, they don't want to maybe

692
00:47:24.079 --> 00:47:29.039
lose their guy. They don't want
to leave themselves open because player three over

693
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:31.440
there also has a creature that could
attack them before they get their turn again,

694
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:37.079
and they want to sit conserve life. New players attack. And if

695
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:40.519
these cards, these last couple we've
looked at, are in there specifically to

696
00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:46.679
remind players that you need to attack
to further your strategy and get closer to

697
00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:52.840
the end of the game, they
they would be effective tools. And I

698
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:57.599
relate that to Jumpstart because that's what
I find Jumpstart is very good at.

699
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.679
And you'll notice that I don't have
anything that just says draw card on it.

700
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:04.800
Everything says attack somebody and hit them, draw a card. That's where

701
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.199
all the card draw comes from from. Fucking attacking, attacking, they get

702
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:12.039
in there, kick them when they're
down. God damn it. Well you

703
00:48:12.199 --> 00:48:15.039
have their lips, you stop their
links into the dirt. You don't have

704
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:17.000
any I don't have any blockers.
Oh my god, yeah, you don't

705
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:20.320
have any blockers. I'm not gonna
attack you. Fuck that. Hit them

706
00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.599
for eight yep, played them for
Chase, but they can hit me back

707
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.639
for six. Good. Well,
next time you're gonna hit them for eighteen.

708
00:48:27.079 --> 00:48:30.320
Yeah. Yeah, well they can
hit me for ten. You're gonna

709
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.239
hit him for forty ten. They're
gonna die. Yeah right, they're not

710
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:36.280
gonna do that. It doesn't matter
what your life totals at, just if

711
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:39.400
they're dead. And and we can
make jokes about that and be kind of

712
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:44.960
light and hyperbolic about that. Yep. But that is mostly, especially in

713
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:49.239
casual commander, how games end,
Yeah, is getting life and doing the

714
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:52.800
math when oh, you're at thirty
because you know your good friend Ryan was

715
00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:54.559
attacking for a couple turns, you
know, turn three, turn four,

716
00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:59.119
turn five, Take three, take
four, take two from two different guys,

717
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:00.880
so like take four again. Oh
you're at you're at twenty eight,

718
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:04.920
Okay, I'll do my math.
Oh yeah, you're dead to die because

719
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:08.960
somebody got their chip ins and furthered
the game along for somebody's agro strategy to

720
00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:12.920
kind of provide the final punch.
Yeah. Yeah, anyways, and it

721
00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:15.159
feels good to hit somebody for forty
let's be on H thirty one or whatever.

722
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:21.719
Next card Regal Caracal. Other cats
you control get life link and plus

723
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:24.639
one and and it enters the battlef
You get a cat two of them true

724
00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:29.119
life linking cats. Sure, Progenitor
x ARC. I'm playing this one just

725
00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:35.239
because I think it's cool Byrexian cat
Cleric. Yeah, okay, for white

726
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:42.480
x X enters a battlefield, incubate
x you incubate three three x times.

727
00:49:42.519 --> 00:49:45.159
Yeah okay, I was gonna flip
that around. But you incubate three x

728
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:51.719
times transform and you can tap to
transform an incubator token you control. So

729
00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:55.159
that's like a token with three plus
one counters on it. Yep, that's

730
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:59.400
just an artifact sitting there. But
you have to flip it, yep for

731
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:01.199
it to become zero zero with three
plus ones on it. That's right.

732
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:07.000
That's really good with sovereign okanek because
it's a zero zero, yes, but

733
00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:09.119
it's got three plus ones, that's
right. Yeah. Anyways, Pride Sovereign.

734
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:13.840
Pride Sovereign gets plus one for each
cat you control, so it's a

735
00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:16.400
two two natively, so it's gonna
be a big big yep, A three

736
00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:20.920
to three, four to four just
by having Ren and Serio. Really,

737
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:22.239
when you cast it, it's a
cat, and then you're gonna get another

738
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:27.159
dog. Oh dog? Yeah,
nope, never mind. You can go

739
00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:32.280
white tap, exile it, create
two white cat creature tokens, exert it.

740
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:36.159
It's like it doesn't untap Well what
did I say, exile it?

741
00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:37.280
Oh yeah, exert it. So
you don't even have to lose it.

742
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.559
You just have to not untap it. Yeah. Yeah, So you make

743
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.679
two dudes. Yeah, here's the
one that you find when you this is

744
00:50:43.719 --> 00:50:47.440
the big beats I need to win. I'm swinging for the fences. You

745
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.039
find Jetmere. This is what defence
at the heart of me. You find

746
00:50:51.119 --> 00:50:54.239
Jetmer and Fabin bosses confid on.
Okay, man, it's got a novel.

747
00:50:54.280 --> 00:50:57.639
You read this one, and anybody
who ever gets pummeled by this thanks.

748
00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:00.400
Thanks f you Aiden because he's the
one that told me put it in

749
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:05.800
here. Three six for Naya and
three creature tokens you control have haste.

750
00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:10.199
Yeah, already, good parlay Jesus
Christ. At the beginning of combat.

751
00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:14.119
On your turn, each player reveals
the top card of their library. For

752
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:16.480
each land card revealed. This way, you make a one to one green

753
00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:22.559
and white that fucking citizen. Yeh. Then creatures you control get plus one

754
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:25.760
plus one t end of turn for
each non land card you revealed this way.

755
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:30.639
Then each player draws a card.
So that's gonna either give your dudes

756
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:35.800
some combination of plus three plus three
and make three dudes, which is gonna

757
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:39.039
turn Jetmeir on because you've already got
something else going on, and then you're

758
00:51:39.079 --> 00:51:44.400
just gonna You're probably gonna win at
that point. Yeah. Aiden played Fabean

759
00:51:44.760 --> 00:51:49.320
on Sidewalk Slam season one and he
won that game. He became a slampion

760
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:53.079
I think episode two with this deck
yep, and he just like he crushed

761
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:58.280
us yep. Yeah, Bean is
good and Jetmeir is good. I think

762
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:01.199
I became a slampion with Jetmer as
well. And when you get both of

763
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:06.079
them at the same time, they're
very good. Oh yes, and they're

764
00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:08.440
not one of these bullshit ones we
have to wait for the turn cycle because

765
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:13.760
it does something right away, and
that's very good. That's a good lesson.

766
00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:15.880
I guess that's kind of one of
those complex lessons, like what's the

767
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:22.400
difference between like a right now or
an end stepper or at the beginning of

768
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:24.599
an upkeeper, right, like,
does does my really powerful card that I

769
00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:29.760
want to play? Is it actually
just a six man a do nothing because

770
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:32.079
I have to wait for my upkeep
and by that time I'm dead. So

771
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:35.920
that's a lesson in lots of cases, that's the truth. That's a bean.

772
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:38.119
It is not he I know you
like this next one you I love

773
00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:42.679
this so much. Naketel war Pride
is a three to three for green green

774
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.360
green three. Oh what could it
possibly do that could make it good?

775
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:53.360
Nacatle Warp Pride must be blocked by
exactly one creature if able, Oh whenever.

776
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:59.920
Nacketile war Pride attacks put x tokens
into play tapped and attacking that are

777
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.880
copies of it, where x is
the number of creatures defending player controls.

778
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:08.599
And then you remove the creatures from
soul to So if I got five guys

779
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:15.119
and you attack with this, you're
gonna get five tokens, correct, And

780
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:17.280
then they must be blocked. So
all my other creatures that I'm attacking with

781
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:22.880
they don't get blocked, they just
get in. And let's just say you

782
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:27.760
have five dudes and I have a
jetmer. Well, now you're dead and

783
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:31.159
a doubling season. Now you're dead. Yeah, right, now you're in

784
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:35.639
the now. Your dick is in
the dirt and your lips are underneath it.

785
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:38.039
Yes, and both of them have
been stomped flat like bookmarks. That's

786
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:43.119
right, Yes, that is correct. I love that card mirror entity.

787
00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:46.199
That's a cat dog. And you
could pay X to give to make all

788
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:52.519
of your base powers and toughnesses X
yeah X big Lee. That's right,

789
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:57.119
yeah, Leon and war leader whenever
it attacks there it is again whenever to

790
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:00.400
tax create two one to one.
White cat creatures would like tapped and also

791
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:06.239
attacking Boom King of the Pride.
Other cats get plus two plus one.

792
00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:10.480
That is literally Savannah lions giving Savannah
lions Savannah lion. Yes, I hear

793
00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:16.800
you like the Savannah lion. Kahira
the orphaned wait, Caahira, the orphan

794
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:21.239
guards. Sorry I couldn't read the
words through the crazy art. Yeah,

795
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:25.000
so this has got companion, but
that doesn't matter. Ignore the vigilance three

796
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:31.039
to two for three. Each other
creature you control that's a cat, elemental,

797
00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:36.719
nightmare, dinosaur, or beast gets
plus one and vigilance. It gives

798
00:54:36.719 --> 00:54:38.360
your cats plus one and vigilance.
Sure, that's what it does. That's

799
00:54:38.360 --> 00:54:43.440
fine, Jazail gold Mame. I
like this guy, is that Johnny's dead

800
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:47.119
brother? Yes? Yeah, four
four for four first strike cat Warrior.

801
00:54:47.199 --> 00:54:52.480
You go white white three and no
tap there. That's right, White white

802
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:59.360
three attack or white white three attacking
creatures you control get plus x plus x

803
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:02.519
until end of two, where x
is the number of attacking creatures we're attacking.

804
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.719
So in a token deck, this
is gonna give for five mana maybe

805
00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:12.119
plus five plus five you go maybe
plus six. Maybe you got ten mana

806
00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:15.559
plus twelve plus twelve. That's pretty
good. Or if you don't have fifteen

807
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:22.320
mana, you can attack one time
and then when a nick Ogel who's pumpy

808
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:24.880
pumpy trigger goes on the stack,
you can respond to it. Here's there's

809
00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:29.239
a lesson there. Yeah, pay
five in make all your dudes bigger,

810
00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:32.840
double the biggerness. Oh yeah,
and then yash a whole pile full of

811
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:37.719
ass or attack all the things that
trigger and give you tokens on attacking.

812
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:44.400
Jisol will look at those and see
that they are attacking creatures. So you

813
00:55:44.440 --> 00:55:47.719
wait till before combat damage to activate
them. Then pump them. Then they

814
00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:52.519
get bake them see, and we'll
get into this at the end. You're

815
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:54.159
gonna see how I teach the stack
in the deck. By the time we're

816
00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:58.159
done here, Sure, hungry links, this is a cat to too.

817
00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:06.199
For two cats you control have protection
from rats. That's relevant probably maybe one

818
00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:09.079
out of every two hundred games.
Yes, okay. Also, at the

819
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:15.559
beginning of your end step, there's
one target opponent creates a one to one

820
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:20.679
black rat creature token with death touch. Now our cats can't be blocked by

821
00:56:20.679 --> 00:56:22.800
that. That's right. Good.
Also, whenever a rat dies, put

822
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:28.519
a plus one plus one counter on
each cat you control. That's actually good

823
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:30.840
because now you've given your opponent a
good blocker. Yes, it can't block

824
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:35.639
our shit, yes, and when
they use it to block their shit else,

825
00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:37.079
all of our dudes get bigger.
Yeah, it has death touch.

826
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:40.719
I don't like that if there's other
new players also in the game, because

827
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:45.880
that disincentivizes other players to attack truth
Truth. Maybe that teaches them how to

828
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:50.039
play the control deck. Or oh
geez, I should run removal in my

829
00:56:50.119 --> 00:56:52.519
deck. Man Wrath of God is
a good card, I guess. Yeah,

830
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:55.519
though I guess you could still discern
lessons from that card. Yes,

831
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.239
and it's also good have butt line
pretender. Yeah, that's any cre you're

832
00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:04.719
type. Right. It's shaped after
changeling, and whenever another creature of the

833
00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:07.079
chosen type cat or dog enters the
battlefit under your control, put a plus

834
00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:09.880
one counter on it. You pick
cat and it just becomes a big cat

835
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:13.519
dog. Yeah. And the last
one is a dorned pouncer. This is

836
00:57:13.559 --> 00:57:16.320
a one one for two with double
strike, so it hits for two and

837
00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:22.480
then it's got white white three eternalize
that turns it into a four to four

838
00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:27.559
zombie out of your graveyard, out
of the it's mummified essentially. Yeah.

839
00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:30.000
I just I really I have that
cool one that you can see on the

840
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:31.559
screen if you're watching on YouTube or
if you're looking at the deck list of

841
00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:35.480
the full art like F and M
prom War or whatever it was. I

842
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.920
really like that card, so I
put it in. And that's the whole

843
00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:44.320
deck. That's the deck. Okay, So the stack you said you're gonna

844
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:46.199
talk about that a little bit,
maybe a couple things that you've got stored

845
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:52.559
up in your thinker about ways that
people have shared to teach. So here's

846
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:55.840
and I'll run this by you and
everybody else there. Let me know down

847
00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:59.000
on the comments. Well, if
you think this is gonna work. So

848
00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:04.000
here's how in my head I teach
the stack because we have lots of attacking

849
00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:07.400
triggers. Yeah, that's what I
use, because you use them by you

850
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:12.159
play, probably early on. You're
playing one thing at a time. Yes,

851
00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:15.199
lots of them don't have haste,
so it's one thing at a time.

852
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:20.239
The deck is linear in how you
deploy it. When you attack with

853
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:23.360
your lean and war leader, onto
the stack goes an ability that makes you

854
00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:28.920
two cats. Yes, when you
attack with next turn, like your next

855
00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:30.519
turn you're going to attack, you
known attack with your lean and war Leader

856
00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:37.000
and the sky Hunter strike force.
That's the guy that gives everybody melee.

857
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:40.079
That's right. Yes, So now
when you attack with your dudes, does

858
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:44.639
it apply to those two cats that
come into play tapped in attacking? No,

859
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:47.760
it does not, even though you're
attacking like you know what I'm saying,

860
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:52.440
like it's a complex that's a bad
example. Because that's a complex example.

861
00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:57.320
I'll find a different one, Leon
and war Leader, And where's the

862
00:58:57.320 --> 00:59:00.519
other one? Does all bride Goldman? It was a good and now you've

863
00:59:00.519 --> 00:59:05.639
got cats coming in you wait for
the trigger to resolve. Cats come in

864
00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:10.239
disol gold Maine. Make them bigger
than your aminec okek pump thing. Then

865
00:59:10.280 --> 00:59:15.280
it resolves. All your dudes get
some counters because they're all bigger. I

866
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:19.679
use the wanted a time nature of
the things coming into play without haste and

867
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:23.119
attacking, and your attack step gets
more complicated as you go. But you

868
00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:27.400
learn about layering, You learn about
stack resolution, well, not layering,

869
00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:30.559
that means something very specific. Sequencing. Sequencing that's the word. I'm that's

870
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:35.440
the word. So you learn about
sequencing and resolving a stack because you're making

871
00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:38.159
the stack. You know, and
I mean yes, your opponents can interact

872
00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:43.320
with it, but for the purposes
of learning how it works. When you

873
00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:47.079
make it yourself, you're familiar with
your own cards exactly, and you can

874
00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:53.880
go from your leanin war leader to
jisol and and to whatever else has a

875
00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:58.960
when you attack trigger yes, and
say okay, this triggers when I attack.

876
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:00.519
They could say, well, what
order do they go in? What

877
01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:05.400
happens? First? We say,
well, you control all of those things

878
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:09.679
that are triggering. You decide right
after you've done that, after you've got

879
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:16.280
these additional attacking creatures reaches all again, and it says attacking creatures get X

880
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:21.159
for each attacking creature. Oh,
I've got five, mana, I'm gonna

881
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:23.360
pay five. Okay, count your
attackers okay, one, two, three,

882
01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:27.000
four five six, Oh, they
all get plus six plus six.

883
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:32.000
When you're familiar with your own stuff, you're building it yourself, and you've

884
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:36.079
practiced a little bit. We've talked
about that before. That's always important and

885
01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:39.000
that's something that'll that'll go in and
you're familiar with how your own things work

886
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:45.360
correct, familiar with the game or
your own game, you're gonna be I

887
01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:50.079
guess what's what's the word. You're
gonna have more mental engagement. You're gonna

888
01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:52.599
be a little bit more entrenched in
what you're doing. Yes, a lot

889
01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:58.000
of the times, and especially for
enfranchise players where you kind of know the

890
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:01.239
stick, like what's going on right, if you're playing this deck, I'm

891
01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:06.400
just gonna shut off and I'm gonna
let you tell me how much damage from

892
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:09.119
witch attackers. You just do it
because you know it. I'm gonna shut

893
01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:12.880
off and trust you. And then
I say how much? You say forty?

894
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:15.440
I say, what's your biggest guy? Yeah? This one does it

895
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:16.920
trample? No? Okay, I'll
block it with a one one, right,

896
01:01:16.920 --> 01:01:19.920
and I'm gonna eat the damage,
and we shortcut all of that.

897
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:24.320
But when you are building it yourself, I think that's important. The and

898
01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:28.840
the I think that that leads to
like the for me, at least,

899
01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:30.960
one of the big dopamine hits that
I get is when somebody shuts it off

900
01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:35.599
and waits for me to finish counting
how much am I taking? Thirty one?

901
01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:40.559
What? Like? That feels really
good? Right? Oh? And

902
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:43.880
then you see him SCRAMs like,
oh I did good, I did a

903
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:46.519
good thing. Yes, I did
it right, obviously because they're scared.

904
01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:50.800
Yep, right, they're shitting a
there's shitting like a dog, or shaking

905
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:53.119
like a dog shitting peach seeds.
I don't understand that, but I hear

906
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:55.639
it all the time. You know
what a peach seed looks like? No,

907
01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:00.559
I've never seen a peach seed before, do you. I have an

908
01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:04.519
avocado pit that I'm trying to sprout
it out in the newsroom. Oh okay,

909
01:02:04.599 --> 01:02:09.239
imagine an imagine an avocado seed with
a knife, and well, that

910
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:15.119
size, but it's wrinkly like a
nutsack. Oh, but the wrinkles are

911
01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:20.119
sharp. That's a peach seed.
Oh, I don't like that. I

912
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:22.039
don't want to poop those nude Ain't
nobody want to poop? Oh? See

913
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:24.280
the pre show where we're talking about
pine cones. Yeah, I don't want

914
01:02:24.280 --> 01:02:27.679
to the pre show, right,
I don't remember. Oh yeah, we

915
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:30.880
talked about poop and pine cones because
CCO nation no kink shaming, but we

916
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:35.280
do know pine cones. Yeah,
don't under the pine cone thing. I

917
01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:38.320
feel like that's just gonna hurt you. Yeah. So another suggestion we got

918
01:02:38.360 --> 01:02:45.360
for teaching new players was building We'll
call them pre constructed decks, like like,

919
01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:49.000
this isn't a pre constructed deck that
we're talking about, but two decks

920
01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:51.960
that are the same deck. Leave
them up or whatever, and just build

921
01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:57.320
like a sixty card deck versus the
same sixty to teach people. And I

922
01:02:57.360 --> 01:03:02.719
think in your particular example, you're
past that. Yeah. The person you're

923
01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:08.199
teaching already knows what a land card
is and what a creature card is.

924
01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:13.199
Yeah, you don't even need to
necessarily play magic to teach somebody that.

925
01:03:13.440 --> 01:03:15.840
No, that's all stuff you can
teach while you're watching a show on them.

926
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:19.159
Remember two times ago and when we
were in Calgary and my cousin Jess

927
01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:21.960
was there watching us play magic.
Yeah, and I was getting pummeled,

928
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:23.960
but I was showing her like,
Okay, I can do this lightning bolt,

929
01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:28.079
this is a creature. This is
how ideal damage to Brando, right,

930
01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:31.639
And I think that she probably got
the gist of it just seeing cards.

931
01:03:32.119 --> 01:03:36.960
Now, Commander's a bad example.
Probably probably Limited would be a better

932
01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:40.159
example, or Jumpstart would be a
better example on how to kind of expose

933
01:03:40.199 --> 01:03:45.920
somebody like dip their baby toe inp
But you could learn everything from Commander and

934
01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:49.400
then get a deck like this and
probably be okay. You could probably learn

935
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:53.920
your stuff. And they know basically
the principles of what things do. They

936
01:03:54.000 --> 01:03:58.519
just have to put it together to
make it to do that. And so

937
01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:02.599
what I've attempted to do here is
put something together that has enough depth to

938
01:04:02.679 --> 01:04:06.960
keep you interested. That is definitely
a thing that I think gets overlooked.

939
01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:11.480
I'm gonna build my wife a cat
deck, or I'm gonna I'm gonna build

940
01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:15.559
my girlfriend this sixty card limited deck
that's only cards that have mermaids on them.

941
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:18.440
Yeah, Like that's sure, it's
pretty to look at, but she's

942
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:25.320
gonna get disinterested because she's getting rocked
all the time, and and whatever mermaids

943
01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:30.360
siren from Frickin' Innstrug Limited is not
gonna be a fun and interesting card.

944
01:04:30.480 --> 01:04:33.719
Yeah. I think this again,
having played this deck a few times now.

945
01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:39.159
It's good and it can do the
thing. Yes, it's a little

946
01:04:39.159 --> 01:04:43.039
bit linear in how it does the
thing, and everybody can see it coming.

947
01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:46.800
But what it does it does well, and if it gets the chance

948
01:04:46.840 --> 01:04:50.360
to do it, it's yeah,
you can. You can take down games

949
01:04:50.400 --> 01:04:54.880
with this deck. Here's my final
thought before you do the closing, uh

950
01:04:54.920 --> 01:04:59.199
podcasting business. Okay, okay,
would I take this deck and give it

951
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:02.280
to my wife if she's learning to
play? My answer? No, okay,

952
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:04.719
would you give it to her if
you were going to sit next to

953
01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:08.280
her and teach her while she played? Still? No, still no,

954
01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:14.400
still no. Not this a hundred
okay? A cat dog deck with some

955
01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:19.159
of your stack building attacking matters cards
one hundred percent Yeah, one hundred percent.

956
01:05:19.280 --> 01:05:24.920
I think that that's a healthy and
good learning environment to teach players how

957
01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:31.320
to deploy their strategy. Linear attack
matters get bonuses and incentives for attacking.

958
01:05:31.519 --> 01:05:40.760
That's good cards like Sylvan Library,
Yeah, the other hard Yeah, cards

959
01:05:41.000 --> 01:05:45.880
like Smothering Time, Smothering Tithe or
Carpet of Flowers. Also hard yeay,

960
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:53.239
hard cards, hard cards. Switch
those in for other traditional easier to navigate

961
01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:56.719
or use ramp cards. Maybe maybe
a cultivate that's a pretty good card.

962
01:05:56.880 --> 01:06:00.960
Sure, pretty good card. Other
Savannah Alliance. It's a fine card.

963
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.079
A little bit boring, but it's
the theme. Don't have no boring cards

964
01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:12.800
in huro exchange boring in this Yeah, conversation for not overwhelming, Yes,

965
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:15.800
because what's gonna happen? Oh,
I got to do my silver and library

966
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:17.320
and I'm at I'm at ten life
and I need this card to win,

967
01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:20.599
but I can't win. I gotta
do all this math overwhelming. Yes,

968
01:06:20.800 --> 01:06:25.920
then you just lose, right because
you're overwhelmed. So I think it's a

969
01:06:25.960 --> 01:06:30.280
great tool, and Commander can be
a good tool if an advanced good teacher

970
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:34.360
player is teaching a adult who is
familiar with games how games work, and

971
01:06:34.880 --> 01:06:38.440
of course they're still handholding, but
you can do it, and this deck

972
01:06:38.480 --> 01:06:42.039
I think could do it. Excellent. There you go, So what's your

973
01:06:42.039 --> 01:06:44.119
final thought of the day? Final
thought of the day is, I hope

974
01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:46.400
this works. If you have any
suggestions after hearing it. You can either

975
01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:49.280
leave it on the deck list on
architect which the link is in the description

976
01:06:49.360 --> 01:06:53.519
below, or even better, you
can comment on this video. Yeah,

977
01:06:53.639 --> 01:06:56.679
let you let us know what you
think. And good, good, thanks

978
01:06:56.800 --> 01:07:00.920
big thanks to the emails, the
discorders, and the twitterers that that chimed

979
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:05.440
in, tuned in, commented whatever
on what we talked about. We appreciate

980
01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:09.599
everything. Just because we didn't mention
you for time. All those things were

981
01:07:09.639 --> 01:07:13.639
written down and in my brain so
I can keep them in mind while I'm

982
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:16.280
trying to learn how to try to
learn somebody magic with you. Look at

983
01:07:16.280 --> 01:07:23.679
that nation is contributing to the Greater
Commander metaverse. Yeah. Can you imagine

984
01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:27.199
having another Brando running around because I
just taught somebody from the ground up how

985
01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:30.519
to do it? Oh, make
you imagine having two of me? Oh

986
01:07:30.599 --> 01:07:33.119
man, it's gonna be Oh,
it's gonna be good. Can you imagine

987
01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:39.039
brash taunters just bouncing off each other
and then a little baby brash taunter and

988
01:07:39.079 --> 01:07:42.159
a diaper? Can you imagine having
just hearing like you're sitting at again at

989
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:46.079
a table with me, right me? You two randoms, we're sitting we're

990
01:07:46.079 --> 01:07:48.840
playing we're playing game right, All
of a sudden from across room here,

991
01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:55.599
brash doctor. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine being at Magic Con

992
01:07:55.719 --> 01:08:01.320
Chicago, at the other side of
the commander area, Branda comes running.

993
01:08:01.320 --> 01:08:06.880
There's a freaking brash Taunter bath signal. Hey, oh that'd be so good.

994
01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:11.039
Brash Taunter not in the deck alas
yeah, could have been? Could

995
01:08:11.039 --> 01:08:12.960
have been? You can beat them
up with rin and SyRI and do some

996
01:08:13.039 --> 01:08:15.359
damage. Can It's very good.
If you want to pick up any of

997
01:08:15.399 --> 01:08:18.039
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998
01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:21.800
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999
01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:26.079
of this good stuff. If you're
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1000
01:08:26.199 --> 01:08:30.000
con deck, I'm gonna plug the
Evil Overlords. They are the next secret

1001
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:33.560
layer one hundred percent pre con that's
coming out. Oh yeah, so be

1002
01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:36.600
on the lookout for that. Maybe
it'll be close to mine. I don't

1003
01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:40.079
know who knows, but you'll be
able to get some of these cards.

1004
01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:43.560
Wrinen Siri is a few bucks now, so you might be able to pick

1005
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one up cheaper. If you live
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