You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak Boy, there
were starting to get lots of coverage of all the TV news stations. Now
there they're mustering Kevin goofing around a globe life field or near it. Just
new trophy goofen. As the championship parade begins today at twelve fifteen, let's
at Fox Fortune to start their coverage at eleven am. We'll have it covered
for you today here on ninety seven to one The Freak. You can avoid
the traffic and hubbub go down to uh the Pluckers in Dallas, hang out
with the Minuteskin Show and the Speakeasy. I will be live at the parade
as your official ninety seven won the Freak correspondent. Yeah, you can avoid
the traffic by thirty miles yep. And just to not worry about the hordes
of millions of people to Pluckers today Pluckers and Dallas support all them. And
I'll handle the parade for you guys, so don't worry about it. I'll
give you the syclend you're going to say, dude, there's gonna be so
much to report on every parate is unique everyone. There's a starting line,
there's a route, there's an end. It's like a parade. Parades are
pretty pretty lame. Yeah, I think on the Mass Parade twenty eleven though,
one of my big regrets. Thank you did on his bicycle he wanted
to ride his bud Did you do the Adam Lambert hump move where you put
your feet on both handlebars and hump up into the air. Oh go MAVs,
go mayam so a Sean Stevenson. Anyway, all right, Oh this
seems where I how's my dirt Taste shirt? I mean, you know,
we here today are going to get memes, baseball memes for life. We
might get Hedgy's ass. He said he's wearing chaps. Right, yeah,
I saw. Did you see this? A couple we got a little info
on the Hedges ass thing. No, so, okay, breaking news?
No, I don't think so, but I heard we hadn't talked about it.
I think it's breaking news. Well, it's not like crazy only here
on the free But we were asking about tattoos and what this hedges ass thing
meant. And this is on lone Star Ball. I don't know if it's
an aggregate of other info, but professional motivator Austin Hedges apparently assigned himself the
task of attending the Hitters meetings in a jockstrap and the number of wins required
to become World champions written on his ass in I black. There it is,
right, yeah, incredible, there it is and then right, pretty
basic. But that's about first time I'm hearing this. Okay, really okay,
good, So that's sort of that. And then you know Adulus Garcia,
you know, famously injured his oblique or whatever, but he still gave
this like speech to the Hitters. You know he kind of heard about that.
Mm hmm. So this is a paragraph later. Adolis Garcia told his
teammates, we are legendary in a Hitters meeting after his injury, and those
teammates showed how right he was. Also. I guess we know now that
while Garcia was motivating them, Austin Hedges was standing there in a jockstrap with
EyeBlack on his ass because it was in the Hitters meeting. They are legendary,
isn't this goofy bastard looking like he's funny, looking like half of the
tag team champions want to wrestler struck out on three swings, it looked like
a picture. Did he not? Each one got a little bit further out
of this zone. I mean, if you just took that a bat,
it might be the worst effort by a hitter in Major League history, just
that one single abat's given the magnitude of it all. I mean, dude,
if he pokes what in this interfield, we would never stop talking about
that. Yeah, he would have won the game. Yes, yes,
oh my god. But you could have put any any hell male or female
in America in the batter's box and they would have looked about the same.
Just wave at three of them and get on out, head back to the
dog, put on your knee pads, your shinting guards. But I like
this emotional moment of a Dolease talking to the team we are legendary, and
then kind of just cutting over to a mostly nude Austin Hedges jockstrap kind of
nod in his head like, yeah, guys with a two on his butt
cheek. Okay, so he's our favorite. He's our favorite for nudity today
rights on the Vegas jock. How many news news reports are going to have
a pixelated butt? Yeah? Of Austin Hedges. How you Rangers mans,
you're gonna be wearing chaps in support of what Hedges this supposed to do?
None? I mean, is he gonna wear chaps with this? He said
he would, he promised, Chris Chris Rose, Chris Rose. He can't
have just bare ass? Why not? I don't know. They let you
drink in the streets in Arlington. And he'll have a zero on it,
right, a zero and eye black on the side of his ass. Well,
we see a zero on Austin Hedges ass cheek today? Yes, I
say yes too, yes? And whether he went on Jeff's ass cheek next
week? Is he's getting a tattoo that he's on Monday getting a tattoo live
in studio and it's the tea for Texas logo with sort of the zero embedded
in the middle around his anus. Not just no, he's not getting it
around his a news how do you know? I guess I don't. He
should just get the Texas tea, right, it's about the zero. Yeah,
I guess he promised the anus should be involved. If we're being real
with ourselves, I don't know about you, guys. I'm right here to
fake it until I make it? Don't you tea circle around? And that's
his first tattoo needs to be a big circle for him? Though, why
big zero? It's got a big body. What are you doing? What's
the question? I don't know. Let's transport out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion.
Okay for our three predictions for cowboys, You'll be scorching hot, aren't
they? There? Always are? Those are Mikey. We get points.
I got on the board on a point last time. Kevin is on the
GD board, and you know what, I'm kind of happy that the the
run for you is over me too. I have four and a half points
and he has two and a half points. Kevin got one point for his
prediction that Evaldi will go six innings, essentially said Chapman and sports are gonna
close this thing out. He had a clerk in there, but look,
you don't need to be perfect at these bad boys. The listeners stuck on
half a point for being cool on an otherwise hostile Friday. That is your
scores as we make piping hot predictions here in the Ghost Pepper Pavilion. Who
wants to go first? Scorching hot predictions? I don't mind, Danny,
I got Malki too last night when whenever you guys are ready for that,
Yeah, okay, Number one Eagles head coach Nick Siriani will mouth an explotive
that will be acknowledged by the booth in some way. Ok Okay. What
that basically means is he will react to something and he will drop the biggest
obvious f for GD and yeah, you have to stull acknowledge it and go,
well, he certainly wasn't ordering takeout there, Greg, Sorry for all
the lip reading chill fans. And I don't think that's a big That happens
a lot, That happens nineful of times in a season. Get your point,
well, little baby KK, you can tell by his reaction that's not
what the outcome they wanted on that play. Has anybody referred to Burke as
little baby KK in the booth yet? No? But they need to.
Everyone is doing it in their heads. I'm doing it. I love it.
That commercials funny as hell. It's made me kind of I like all
of them. I think he's completely trash. Now I think he's good.
Yeah, I like him now, my little baby, you don't, no,
not fully you like the Gregenator, his skin said, the Gregenator too
is a lot to handle. Really, at times you like any times you
like Ace and Rhino. I'm Rhino. Who's a rhinom? I missing Andrews
and all their jackets. Oh she was a she's Ace and all these r
and all these a beating He's they already made the jackets. You're a little
baby. It's really good. I know, I even like them. They're
discussing sack names. In the first one they that was funny. That was
really good. Yeah, I actually like that one, but I'll never forget
skins. Text about Burkert, he sounds like a guy who's heard a lot
of things that he feels like he's supposed to says his broadcaster cliche one,
oh one, I've heard this before. I think I'm supposed to say this.
He's solid, dude, he saw it. I don't like to hear
a little more personality. He's pretty good, a little baby cake head.
Okay, keep in mind, I'm not trying to be funny today. This
is we're midway point of the season. This is about getting points and winning
this damn thing all right going around? Do you think it's time for laughs?
Here you go. Number two. You will see a Cowboys player wearing
some type of Rangers gear during the broadcast, meaning maybe at the end of
the game, when they remove their shoulders shoulder pads, you know, and
they're walking around shaking hands, somebody's gonna have something Texas Rangers on representing the
Rangers something. Maybe it's a headband, maybe there'll be something with Rangers logo
affiliated with one of the players, one of the Cowboys players on the field.
You will see it. So I could have gone with Oh, Burkhart's
getting to all those world too b Blao says about too easy. You know,
I want to work a little bit at that point. Change number three,
number three, and this very serious edition of Hot Cowboys Eagles Prediction Predictions.
In the Ghost Pepper Pavilion, Jalen Hurts will scramble out of the pocket
and take off for what looks like a certain touchdown, but his effort will
fall short when he surprisingly slips on a grilled cheese sandwich that a fan frisbeed
onto the playing field. Yes, whoa, yeah, he's running free.
Yeah, and then he steps on a grilled tree on that you see,
just kind of frisbee into the frame. What kind of bread? So of
course every time? All right, you can't even get a grilled cheese at
Cowboys Stadium. He brought it from home exactly, and it's not that grilled
if it's been sitting there in this game? Is it in Philly? Yes?
Okay, you can't get a grill steaksak. It's a cheese steak.
Hold the steak. You are your MENSA results just came in through the room.
Positive. The head office needs to see you because you're hired. Your
Q score is thriving. What do you got, little baby Kevio? You
are a little baby cake on baby kat, Baby Kat, We're gonna get
your jacket, it says, well the jacket says, little baby what what
do you mean? All right? On a pregame piece featuring a sick kid,
his favorite bit is like I think I want to bring America down.
On a third and one, the Cowboys will have the goal to attempt a
tush push brotherly shove ham ram play. They will fail immediately following it with
the Philly special on fourth and one. That might be worth two oh if
he gets in both that as are But if they what if they just run
a push third and one and they don't make it, then he's gonna try
to argue for something I said. They will fail even if they they're not
even going to try it. There's no way it didn't I know I did,
and that's why they're not going to even try it. They would get
booed out of the stadium if they did the tushy pushy prediction. Number two.
The broadcast will make some reference to the hit TV show Always Sonny in
Philadelphia. Okay, I like it, some sort of reference. What's the
weather report? Sixty one degrees, slight chance of showers, six mile per
hour wind. So the Brandon Aubrey trap game. That's the NFC Special Teams
Player of the Month, Brandon Abry, Are you kidding me? You actual
where you act like you would have done something differently today? Have you already
had that information? News you're breaking today? One of the news, honkyes,
thank you. Production three. There will be a live animal on the
field at some point you're in the game. Okay, okay, you're all
hopped up on this Possum Possums Big Hoss signs Nationally. It's not just on
the sports page. You find the video show Danny yet screeching pause Sunday and
drag off the field. That's really funny. It is funny. I get
it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. So there's my
three picks. Mike, do yours. Then we'll get Malcolm's pick as well.
I wish you the best of luck. Thank you, Christina. That's
the animal loose. It's not a video. Here's the steal shot of it,
though, Danny, if you can see that, I've seen the video.
Are you talking about the possum from the football game? Okay, you've
seen it? How could you miss it? I want to say what I
like football? Right again, We're gonna replay these predictions on Monday. See
if any points are getting assigned as your point leader, You're want to listen
to mine more intently than you did both of theirs, because these are more
likely to happen. It's just true. Prediction. One bombs Away and A
J. Brown will combine for two hundred and fifty total yards in this game.
I mean, I gotta say good, it's really good. Very likely,
not very likely. I'm in AJ Brown we know gets a buck twenty
five every game he plays it. Seems he's a monster. But even then,
if he gets a buck twenty five and see that he gets one hundred,
he ain't home. Still Likelyington breaking two. Hey, hey, No.
Eagles head coach Nick Siriani will have a tense interaction with a Cowboys player
during the game. There will be barking, finger pointing, and other visible
unpleasantries. Okay, we could run into Emilia. Yes, tandem points.
Imagine Kevin Kevio's little baby kk's nightmare if he has to give each of us
a point for the same thing. Love it. I'm talking with a player
though maybe short of physical contact, but I don't know. Yeah, mind
blown, drop your buffs and keep in mind a little beef here is.
After the Eagles did beat the Cowboys last year, Sirianni went to the locker
room and said, how about them Cowboys? God and laughed. He wasn't
talking about your podcast, did you? Yeah? How about the Cowboys.
I'll call it in ten minutes. Keep an eye Nick Siriani this weekend.
We will a lot of action predicted from him. Final prediction ew Eagles will
attempt the toush push on a big fourth and one and running back Kenneth Gangwell's
hand will actually penetrate QB Jalen Hurts, who will fumble with pleasure. Oh
and just oh, just forget the football. Trying to hold on to a
football during your your yearly physical I can't. It's another football priority shoots downward.
Yeah, I love it. Just keep an eye for that. Dallas
got it to what what he pulls Dallas Goddard pulls out papas On. He
builds a Papa so on real quick. So they're like, you are crazy,
Jesus gosh, I think I'll call them now. Well, there you
go. Good luck to me, good luck to all of us. No,
we did picks with Glenn yesterday with celebrity guest Uncle Rico for Napoleon Dynamite.
That was great. The great actor John Grich did not get Malki's picked
though. Malcolm is Danny's two and a half year old son, and he's
the sweetest damn thing you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, he's in
second place about nine and seven. No, he's in third place at nine
and seven, dunking on all an incredible handicapper, it appears. Yeah,
a gambling habit is just down the road. So this audio was obtained last
night, late evening or late late afternoon, early evening, just after we
had gone out to dinner, and we went out for burgers, and he
ate all of his fries. Did he eat a hold burger again? No,
he just ate all of his fries. He had bites, He had
some bites, but he ate all of his French fries. And then he
played with the condiments bottles and reminded me that Mustard and catch Up are best
friends. He's the smartest boy in the whole world. Rivals. But that's
the thing. Maybe we beginning it all always next to each other. You
know. He just fired up with Hey, mustard and ketchup or he determined
this like seven months ago. So this is a running every time he sees
it. Yep, Mustering, ketchup or best friends. All right, here
we go. Malki MoU's predictions for Week nine of NFL Fun. Hey,
buddy, are you ready to do your football picks? Malcolm? You're Malcolm?
Do you want to do football picks? Are you ready? Okay?
You want to do Chargers? You want to do chargers? What about let's
pick? I did not have the Chargers as one of the two games,
and out of nowhere he rips off Chargers. Is that a freebie pick,
a free pick to try to get you to sign up? I don't know.
That's his lock. That's amazing. Yeah, that's incredible. His mind
is to give him the Chargers. Then it blows my blows me away how
much that information that child retains. And I'm reminded he his hard drive is
real clean. Yeah, there's not a lot on it. Like you just
brought up football and he said Chargers. He's two. Let's pick it up.
Okay, you want to do Chargers? Do you want to do the
Chargers? What about let's pick the Dolphins or the Chiefs? Do you want
Dolphins or Chiefs? Dolphins? You're taking the Dolphins. You know who's going
to be happy about that, Mikey, Mikey. Yeah. Now we got
to pick the Cowboy game. You want to take the Eagles or the Cowboys?
Eagles or Cowboys. You're taking the Cowboys. I'm very proud of you.
Yeah, do you have anything you want to say anything else? Anything
else? Do you want to say anything to anybody? Hi? Hi him,
Chris, Elmo, Chris Okay, shout out to Elmo Chris. All
right, Hi, ma'am, he loved ma'am. Okay, hang on a
shout out to Elmo Chris. All right, Hi ma'am, Hi, ma'am,
he loved ma'am. Okay, Hi Pop, Hi Pop on the book.
Pop is in Sesame Street in the book. That's right, okay,
hi guys. So yeah, he gives a shout out to his grandma and
his grandpa. Ma'am and Pop. Really yeah, and Elmo Chris the greatest
I didn't the greatest interaction in history? Is there anything else you want to
say? Yeah? What car wash? That is just fantastic, your dirty
Danny Tilty. Yeah, they shout it out car wash. Yes, there
is something the fictional entity Elmo Chris. Good god, all right, so
he took the fins and the cowboy did. All right, that matches my
pick. So that's good news for me for one damn week. Plus he's
got a bonus freebie pick on the Chargers money Line, Chargers wild Guard pick
of the week. Let me football picks YEP, Chargers over under Feet.
All right, he's so sweet, God, oh my god. Babysitting for
a weekend and report match. That's what I thought coming up next one,
we having Dingo's Morning News. Oh, hell, I don't know. Some
Ranger follow up. Oh you know what, there's some items that have already
been selected that are going to go into the Hall of Fame, things that
the Rangers wore on the field in the World Series. We'll go down those
that list. Next, Heggie's I Black. We'll be on there.