Hello, everyone, Welcome to episode thirty one of Isakai two. Okay,
okay you everybody shut up, all right, all right, listen. Hello,
everyone, welcome to the episode thirty one of Isakai Dungeons and Dragons.
This is where things get crazy and people get wild. For a low price
of Night ninety nine, you two can can drink your your daily dose of
Isakai D and D. The ingredients for tonight are Norman Briggs. It tastes
pretty cute, Anthony teching. I don't know what Anthony tastes like, mountain
dew. I guess Cody, Cody Schwabadi. It's actually more expensive to taste
Cody than than Schwabadi. Yeah. Oh, and Daniel Green at the Shark
rubbed a tear stick on my face and I realized the camera's not high quality
enough for you to see tears, and now my face just burns. That
was a really waste of a tearstick idea. No, that that needs to
be a sound bite. What a stupid Why tear sticks just make your face
burns? That's like the equivalent to big Like, Oh, I just like
poured vinegar into my eyes to make myself crying for the camera prop picking over.
So I just it's something that actors used to cry, right Like,
I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, you know, everyone
is as good as an actor as you, Teching. I know you can
cry and command. I've never seen you cry. I just never cried on
camera. No. Oh wow, well you can cry in my arms any
day, Teching. Okay, I'll book a ticket, we'll come over.
We are. We're all wearing yellow today for National Book Day. It's it's
it's I don't know what the correlation is. There's one, there is one.
We'll wear yellow today. I hope, I hope you guys enjoyed the
color yellow. Do you guys have like National Red Nose Day over there?
Yeah, it's called Red Nose Day. Yeah, it's we raise money for
charity for clowns. I don't know why, but National Red Nose Days sounds
racist. No, we raise money for clowns and need clowns. And well
when's that? When is that thing? When is Red Nose Day? Mark?
You know, I haven't been aware of Red Nose Days since I was
like eight. My my key knowledge of Red Nose Days it actually exists.
Yeah, yes, my key knowledge of Red Nose Day is in school.
Every year there'd be some kid that would want to dye their hair red for
Red Nose Day, but to dye their hair so their hair would just be
slightly muddy red for about a day and it would like nose. That doesn't
even make sense. Everyone, Yeah, everyone's wearing red noses. But you
also wear other red things. Yeah, you could like wear a red show.
Always used to be the strange concept of the Americans. But we wear
uniforms to school, and Red Nose Day was a non uniform day, a
mufty day. What a mufty day? Do you not call them mufty days?
What do you want a mufti? D Yeah? What do you call
them? Non uniform deer? That's so like, well, that's that's what
it is. It's it's May twenty fifth. We missed it, so it
doesn't matter anyway. It's a very close to National Yellow Day. And Daniel's
on the phone, so we got a vamp anyway, So what else do
you guys want to talk about? He's don't business dealers, guys. No,
I don't know why it's called mufty day? Is there a reason?
I thought you? I think I think I think you're insane. I don't
know. I swear it's called mufty here he is. It's got a Wikipedia
page. A mufty day is plain ordinary clothes. It's it's it's spos from
the Arabic Mufti. What okay, it's been used in the British Army.
It's been when the army men were allowed to use where the regular clothes are
not lovely? Yeah, nice, that's nice. Comes from Arabic apparently,
I don't know that. It says it comes from the Arabic Mufti, but
then started by the British Army in the eighteen hundreds. And I don't know
what the link is there. Probably in an Arabic speaking country, yeah or
something. I don't know. Whoa whoa whoa. British people are known for
respecting boundaries and not coming into Yeah. I don't think we've never left our
country. We've been here. I don't know what what proper Ganda you're speaking
for? We we English people, we keep to ourselves. What did you
just say? Proper Gandhi? Listen here. I'm not to say Gandhi isn't
a real person, but I get we start getting to a point with I
don't think people realize that we're making jokes. All right, guys, welcome
back to East Ida stuff. You guys are still in the Wizard Temple.
You guys all leveled up. Norman, you have the Wizard God inside your
necklace. That means you guys are all activated. You all have different relationships
with your gods, but it's safe to say they are all very much strained.
And I don't have a god. A skeleton gave me this necklace.
I'm just I'm an iron now. I just yeah, I guess he's mister
Wellington. I do respect him. I always call him mister Wellington. I
don't really hate him, you know. Yeah, he's a nice guy.
He could consider something something of a man made god. Yeah, yeah,
a little bit, Yeah, i'd say so. Yeah, it's pretty mad.
I know. I'm scared of that Daniel green POV because I feel like
he's going to take us to the bathroom and he's just going to stop pressing.
We that's only for one in the world, Okay, we we we
we we. You guys are now in socitary tory. Zarena and Bones Slow.
They're both lying down, but they're both alive thanks to to Cody,
and honestly, the world is your oyster. You still have three uh towers
outivate obviously, George Washington's, Jesus's and the Bard Tower. You also haven't
found the Bard yet, but you know where he is or who you know
roughly where he is, and you know who he is. Wasn't there a
dog? We got to find that dog, right, that's yeah, that
that is the Yeah. Yeah, I'm depressed, guys. There's no hot
steak women. I mean, can you wait? Can Norman visit his god
like? A tune to his necklace and visit his God like? Yeah?
Yeah, of course he can, So you can. You can look at
her, visit you can look at her whenever you like. Bitch off on
the rock. Look, the first impression wasn't the best, but you might
have a second chance. You don't you second chances? You don't know?
You know, little fethers like Jack the Ripper killed many people? Would He's
a nice guy? Now he doesn't go by that name anymore, sorry,
mister Jack. When mister Wellings, Oh, so you guys have killed so
many people. I haven't killed a single person since I've arrived here. We
may be bad people, but at least we're not assholes. Actually maybe we
are. Ye, Hey, you speak for yourself. I feel like I
feel like I'm a nice guy because I save people. I'm a firefighter,
Coody. Statistically, you have the highest kill count also have the highest amount
of revives. Does it does it like balance out? No, she killed
two of our friends only five minutes ago. That means that's true. Actually,
I only want to smash her a little bit, can I do?
Know what? Norman, I'm gonna like put an arm on his shoulder.
This kind of self restraint. It's really respectable. You put your morals over
your you know, yeah, progress, well you know, yeah, you
know. By the way, Cody, I'm gonna let you keep that ring
too. You had better use of it than I did, so you can
use that to refel a spell slot there you go. Yeah, yeah,
I think I've already got that in my sheet. Let me you put it
in there. I'll put it up there in case I think it recharges it.
Dawn. Yeah, I can give out my infusions, right, like
why could? Yeah? You could just give that shit around. Yeah yeah,
just like a broker for the party. Yeah, here we go.
I'm proposing I'm proposing to Cody. Here is your ring little feathers? Like,
Cody, what is he doing? What is this? He's given you
a ring? Oh, this is just a thing, you know. It's
between bros. Oh is it brover ring? Yeah? Broken Wing has one
of those as well. I think what Broken Wing had a brovering with with?
What that that that human man from much Week what was his name?
I don't know he told he used to tell you stories, Bentley, I
think I can't remember. Back in World War One on the trenches we explored
each other's bro rings. With your microphone. It makes it sound like you're
talking through a fucking like World War One? Like what talking like the Germans
are coming? Should be coming through my AirPods? Is not? I mean
yeah, I mean apple'sn't gonna be the greatest thing in the world competit.
It didn't have anything else to talk through stuck in the trenches with my airp
bro. He can't hear the gunfight. He's got his airplanes in. No,
no, no, that would be three when we hit the World War
three coming hang up my beat headphones on, I can't hear ship. The
noise canceling blood him my supreme sneak the guys before we at the battle.
I gotta take a thing for TikTok okay second here, oh good, okay,
okay, all right, all right, So well I don't know.
I mean we we took out the snake. I guess we just released.
I want to go home, so we needed towers to be activated to go
home. Right, So I don't know. You guys don't all want to
go home, but I do, so I do. Yeah, there do.
We're gonna get the two of it. Uh huh, I would I
It's okay. She sees like a little taken aback. I don't know if
you've expressed this out loud around her before. Oh h yeah, your world's
kind of shitty, little do you do you think I would be able to
come with you? No, you would get killed in my time very quickly.
They would put you in a museum. I would My time would be
more forgiving. I think I'm not from either of your times. Oh why
is the shock? Put his gas mask back on? Listen a little feather.
Yeah, if if I can, I'll bring you with me. Yeah.
I would love to explore this new world. I'd like to explore the
things that you told me about, like Eod Swarzenegga. Oh, he's he's
incredible. You don't believe the way he died. He went out like a
champion. He died well, I'm yeah, by my time, he was
dead. Yeah. People haven't invented like live forever pills in like the year
two thousand. That is No, that is definitely not a thing in my
time. I mean people are living a little longer, but like living forever,
not not exactly if they're daring like a nano machine thing right now,
but it's it's still a few years off. He should just stay here,
honestly, like this world is so much better. Maybe we can develop magic
to live forever, you know, Norman, if that's I mean, honestly,
you might be able to do something like that. Yeah. Here,
I have magic and I'm not in my room all day. It's great.
So it sounds great for you guys, but I gotta get home. It's
that's okay, cold man. At the end of the day, I think
I'm gonna stay here. Even though this this whole snake situation didn't work out.
You know, as they say, there's plenty of snakes in the sand.
You guys, aren't real Thanks Shark. Thanks, that's the nicest thing
you've ever said to us. Oh okay, by the way, is my
audio? Okay, you're fine, Briggs. Yeah, I fucked with all
my settings again. All right, epic, it's my audio. Goods to
Daniel. I'm good. I'm using the microphone Rustage told me to get So
I just I just do whatever Rustage tells me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay. Do we know of the leads that we have to the remaining
how is is it just the dog? There's a dog? Yeah? I
don't know where that is though, you well you you know whether oh would
I Ripper told you guys roughly whether dog? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
so we know that's the one. We know where it? Like general location?
Yeah? Who's how is aren't activated? Jesus Washington? Dog? Okay,
Rustage, I gotta ask you this straight up. I spent like two
weeks with Wellington. Do I have a map of this fucking world that I
could access easily? One of the first things I would ask upon getting Issa
Kaid into another realm is like I have a map to see the geography of
this place? You know what he probably does? Have? You probably do.
It's reasonable to assume you have a map. So, okay, I
pushed the button in my helmet, and a haul graphic form of the map
pops up. There we go. We only have a map to Wellington's knowledge,
which is like most of his story is mapped out areas of like skin
and whole gods territory. Okay, fully mapped. I have a map.
I took a picture of it with my phone. Okay, go ahead.
Is this like internal in your visor or is this projected so I can Yeah,
I basically took a picture of it, and I could do like a
holographic image, you know, with my visor. You know, so you're
like holographically projected over the bodies of the snake people. Yeah, specifically over
the charred remains of the bartender. Yes, uh huh, yeah, I'm
gonna elbow Norman and go. His magic pictures look like shit. No one's
having a rough day, not today, Sharks. It's okay, Norman,
It's all right. Maybe there'll be another snake lady that'll like you more.
Who knows. When I get to level twenty, I'm gonna get a nuke.
Maybe we shouldn't leave Norman here. Oh, buddy, Should I tell
him? No? Okay, all right, No, I was like,
should I get that information? I guess, like, we'll look at the
map. Oh my god, my voice, hello, hello, We'll look
at the map. Norman, what do do we have any leads on on
Washington? And all right? So Jesus. So in terms of Washington and
Jesus tower Wellington do does know where they are, but it's not on the
map because the map is unmarked. It's just a map. Okay, But
Washington does know where all of the remaining towers are, at least if he
doesn't know specifically, he knows roughly, right, he knows specifically. Investoria
he knows roughly if it's out of it. But I would say, I
mean, we we'd have to get Washington or Jesus to unlock their towers.
They're back in in the capital. Yeah, so we could double back to
the capital, meet one of them, go do it. Or we could
go find the dog. You know that the dog is in sulk In territory.
That's the only knowledge you have in the area we're in. Yeah,
kind of thing. Okay, so that's kind of the closer thing. Let's
let's just do that one for now before we go back for the dog.
We gotta find that dog. You're gotta find that dog. I guess you,
guys. I gotta head back to Hi Kayla, Hi Kayla, Hello
Kayla. I'm not gonna say, oh, okay, what do you do
with dead A Green? I feel like I'm gonna die. We just okay.
For blind viewers, Deni Green is just Jigsaw smiling at me. I'm
just paying attention. You guys leave the Temphola issue with your heading back to
the town. Yeah, you guys want to stop at the bar. I
feel kind of bad for killing the bar, for the bartender being dead.
Are the other snakes there? Oh? Oh go ahead? Oh yeah there
there are there are other people here that we haven't done with yet. Oh
yeah, there are some people. Yeah, there are some snake people in
the bar. Yeah. We need to get out of here before they realize
what we've done in the other room. If we just like walk past and
wait, wait, fun against the giant snake guard. And there's people that
are like, I don't know what's going Oh my god, it's a yeah.
They're like, yeah, different floor, different through through a wall,
down multiples, multiple walls. They're playing put on the different side of a
compound. Yeah, I'm not gonna hear us. So if we just if
we just make it out and make it look like it, Okay, thank
you, we got what we come from. Bye bye. I guess yeah,
Hubbard and Blood like canonically, like five minutes ago, you guys entered
right, yeah, and you were just like you came in normally was like
floating as he came in. Five minutes they see you leave, Oh my
god, break five minutes they see you leave covered in blood. Briggs has
changed his background for our blind listeners to a picture of Deadie Green's smiling face.
It's a very good smile. I can't I fucked up. I discord
doing that. I don't know. I can't see nothing. Just Daniel Green.
I fixed it, just a quick thing. While we're walking through.
Uh, the shark is going to have an overwhelming urge to brag about what
they just did. I need to make sure he doesn't do that. Well,
too bad, because nobody here understands our language. That is actually true.
You totally could do that. Were these people. They're praising Norman and
the Sharks just like, yeah, we killed your gods. Get fun walking
through like you gotta see me use the bat. I really enjoy doing that
again. It's been a while, and I'm gonna use the bat to kill
more of these things like sap. Yeah, no, I think the bat
is kind of your calling. That's pretty good. Yeah yeah, I'm just
like nodding to people as we go past and smiling and waving. What was
what was that word we learned from them? Oh? Fuck, if you
don't want to be made up snake language, you made up on his pot.
Yeah, I'm just walking a walk by and just they turned around the
like, is there any sneak women or just all men? Sorry? The
ones but the bob were just all men. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Norman has that huge gigantic diamond ring that he was gonna give this that one
use. He just throws it at one of the steak guys or you could
have it, nor Man, I mean that was we have infinite money.
We have infinite money. I'm never gonna use. I'm never gonna use.
So wait, do you just throw it at a random does he take it?
Yeah? What happened? I throw a gigantic diamond ring near a stink?
Neither turned this into your let It Go moment and just like grow beyond
the pain. Yeah, evolved past snake women. Norman told The Shark about
Let It Go and Frozen because his favorite movie there is. I showed Daniel
Green a Reddit very that that the Shark is it from the nineteen twenties.
He's from like modern day, but he's just clinically insane that he's in a
he's in a like a psychiatric war, and he's Chicago, and he just
thinks that he's that's what he knows that he is framing today. This is
the framing of my psyche. It really looks like you're on your knees,
Daniel Green, like rust any of the other dm DM situations like this or
is this the only time that this is how it feels? N What was
the quest? It wasn't this bad? Connor Quest, suck your Okay,
I'm Sonny Connor. I've never let you. Connor Quest wanted to fuck a
rabbit. But it wasn't this bad. Oh my god. Oh yeah,
woman's the weird one for wanting to fuck a snake. Okay, all right?
Yeah, sense when you said, when you said he needs to evolve
past like snake women, My im mediate first thought was lizard woman was a
dragon. Yeah, it's funny, I was. I was leaving think of
another like animal or like species, another reptile. What's what's next? What's
next? Yeah, you're right. Maybe snaks just aren't that aren't that hot
in this universe anyway? Maybe like like spider women, Oh you have exotic
tastes. I like, I go from one leg to a ton of legs
women, next, milipede women. That was the issue. Yeah, the
legs, legs correlates with morality. More legs better, more legs you have,
the better the person you are. Yeah, all right, look we
know Norman. This is the conversation we're having. Yeah, as you guys
are. Feels like when I was in the trenches, I made eye contact
with a man across no man's land and he just kept staring, and I
thought I found the one. Days went by, gunfire exchanged. It wasn't
for two months that I realized that he was just a corpse with his eyes
open. When you when are you're talking through these airports, it sounds like
it's like the Oppenheiber monologue talking when I became death Destroyer of Dead Dussy.
Wait what I don't want to. Let's move past the implications here, all
right, Ok, you guys are going back to town. You're traveling.
Zerina and bone Slow are both very wounded, and they're sort of limping along.
Uh. Bone Slow actually has Zerina on his back piggy banking, but
he's still kind of limping because Serena's kind of half conscious. And you guys,
I guess, eventually make it back to town. Yeah, once for
a sift distance from that, let's get some sort of rest in yeah.
Yeah, so yeah, you come back to the town the same dusty,
dusty sulk in town. I could try to like close up your wounds and
stuff, but since I'm riving here, apparently a full night's sleep heels every
wounds. I don't know why, but it works. So that's how it
works here. I had a smoker's lung and now it's just gone. He
still got just to sleep. Smoker lung. Black Beard cured is syphilist?
Okay, So yeah, I mean, where do you guys want to sleep.
It's not we'll go back to We went to that one in right on
the oh yeah, the place there, and yeah, yeah, yeah,
you you come you come back in it's it's late at night now, like
it's it's properly it's probably even like almost close at midnight, and he sort
of stick with the party, righty bone slows with you guys for as long
as you want him to be. We stumble into this tavern at midnight,
I'll beat to ship and just like we would like a room, is like,
oh no, we're not doing any more arm wrestling tonight. I already
had it takes like seven tables. No, we're good a place to crash.
Oh, I was just afraid, like his near death experience would make
him not want to hang out with us anymore. Oh if merely the opposite,
merely that he says, we've got this new brew on tap if you
if I could offer you guys, it is h other worldly brewery. It
says it tastes exactly like June's brew, but branding is very nice, all
right, know what I'll take it. I mean it's great short, yeah,
well actually the other worldly brewer is quite good now oh yeah, okay,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but you want to well, we'll yeah,
we'll, I'll take it. The implication here is that they don't actually
have your supply of other Worldly Brewery beer yet, but Juna, who's now
a like the branch manager for the Salki Territory, has just rebranded her beer
as other Worldly Brewery for those extra sales in the interim. Well this,
I'll take a beer. I can some drink. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it tastes pretty decent. Bond Slaw. I want to drink Bone s
Law is like, it is fine, my friends, I just need to
sleep. Give me bed, yeah, get some rest, Bones Slaw,
buddy, Yeah, and keep you You got some rooms for us? We
sure do have many rooms for you. It is. It is a five
gold person per room. Expensive, but you know prices going, well,
i'd love that. Yeah, that is. This is the most expensive establishment
we've really, I mean it right, Well, what's the point of being
CEO is if you can't, like you guys have I mean yeah, at
this point, I mean honestly, you could set it like five hundred gold
per person, like, all right, we can cover that. Yeah,
we're good for it. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna
give the guy one hundred gold. They're gonna break the economy. I have
left at Forked. It is infinite money. This is what I mean,
right, Infinite money doesn't mean anything. Once there's infinite money in the economy,
you gotta be careful. I give thee one hundred gold and we'll just
keep the drinks coming. It's been a rough date. They would have to
like they would eventually just stop using gold and start using like rocks or something
for currency, because it's like, yeah, it's infinite, you know.
Yeah. So I guess if if if Norman's paying for the rooms, then
I'm probably gonna get up to my night. Yeah, I'm just gonna go
to bed, shuffle back up to the rooms. Okay, what is the
rooming situation mean, little Feather? Yes? Is everyone else as separate rooms?
Obviously increases the price, normans. Oh, that's why I give him
one hundred so five for each room. Everyone has seven rooms. Heath on
serving me after hours? There you go. Oh do Serena and bone Slash
share a room? I mean, do you want them? I've only just
really met. I'm not shipping them. I'm asking is there some chemistry there?
I don't know if it was not to the point where they'd be sharing
a bed yet, Dude, I don't slut I think if they have enough
rooms, I mean they maybe they would have there wasn't enough rooms, but
there there's enough rooms for everyone. So yeah, they're both eggs. I
just asked to clarifying. It was a loaded quay, was it was?
It was a tinge of excitement in your voice. Anthony was rolling up,
like so sorry for budget reasons? Do you're gonna have to share one?
It's just like one room and it's a single. Sorry, guys, because
are gonna just looking at like the stack of money that's been passed the inks?
What's going on here? She's not she's barely conscious, to be honest.
She's just so much work. Yeah, why did you have separate Yeah?
So she just gets dumb separate rooms. Okay, great, Okay in
their room. Everyone, everyone's in their room. Mom Flaw has unintentional rods
like we're like, yeah, we're like we talked on once, like join
our party, be our friend please all right, Cody, you ate room
with little Feather and you're sitting on the bed and little Feather turns to you
and goes. It was I've just been thinking, Coddy, we always slip
together like this, but like I know, we initially did this because it's
sort of part of my culture, but it's it's it's not part of yours.
And we still do it. And and and you call me all these
names, and I'm not sure what they mean, but they seem to be
really nice. And I think you're really strong and cool. And I was
just I was I was just wondering, like it would is is? Would
you? Is? Is there anything? Is there would you like to be
with? In? Would you like to start a nest together? WHOA,
Okay, that's a loaded all right. I just really I like feeling your
warmth every night, and I am scared a little bit about a night where
I don't feel your warmth anymore. Cuddy is like about a cryber. I'm
not gonna hold you. It's like this is the first real confession. Uh
look a little feather. You mean a lot to me. Since coming here,
I didn't think i'd find anything in this world that I would be attached
to. You know. I just wanted to get out of here as quickly
as possible. And you're the only thing that's made me hesitate. Yeah,
I think we should be a little more serious, you know what I mean?
You would have me I of course of course they would. What She
sort of grabs your hands. Do bird people do they have? Are they
accepted in your world? What? What are the bird people like where you
from? Look, I'll be honest where I'm from, babe, there's only
humans. What. But we'll cross that bridge when we get to it,
okay, And you know us we can fly over any bridge. Yeah,
yeah, we can fly anywhere. And then I transform into a giant eagling.
Oh god, oh, she starts like blussing. I'm in the next
room and I'm just scar over there. God, could you hold me just
a little bit closer tonight? Yeah, And we sort of like yeah.
It fades to it and it fades to answer these pov and you're sitting and
then you just hit her, I'm sleeping on the roof. You walk out
in the roof and it's just the shark standing in the rain like it's cold
out here tonight. You go back down to the bar and Noman, it's
just black out. I am half out head first on the bar. I
have I have a sleeping bag. I'm just gonna walk five hundred feet away
from the bar and just sleep. You guys, like everyone that is and
Cody and Little Feathers set up camp somewhat outside of town on the room that
we're nothing. Does anybody just sleep like normal people around here? I'm gonna
vault is already the best episode. That's great. Thirty one is the episode
Alright, I'm gonna throw up. I wander out in the woods to sleep.
Do I accidentally run into the dog? Okay? Hurt? I don't
know, John turning to a hawk. Yeah, so what's a hawk stick
like? Is? All right? This is the reason why we faded out,
so we didn't have everything. Everything past the fade out is fan fiction?
Okay, yeah, yeah, listen, if you want to write fan
fiction, you have my full permission. Email it to shut at gmail dot
com. Yeah, email it actually describedtyt gmail dot com, and he will
do a live reading on his stream, so I will people already knew y
Okay, right, okay, okay. Russia says, write your own fan
fiction. I can't write. It becomes cannon if I write it. Yeah,
that's not fun fiction. That's just fiction. That's just fiction. I
must say something about like the sounds, then seeing Anthony like shocked, like
I'm leaving, and then shark on the roof. So it's so good if
there is, if there is like one animated version of Ead that he needs
to be this this scene, this scene, Norman passed out, Anthony going
to find a place to sleep. You guys have a bird, sex and
shark on the roof, just trying to like just smoking a cigarette. I'm
gonna lose my fucking mind. This is great. This is fantastic. Oh
god, oh that would actually be so good. That might try it,
but I'd suck at it. So someone else wants to do it, apicon,
please, this is a call out. He's the guy who did it
fine Nam, Oh my god, he's the only guy who's done like you
gotta do it now he said it. Oh gosh, I'm all right,
hey, Kru, I know you got a lot of your plate, right,
but I need you to try me an entire comic scene of this.
Yeah, he's a twitched now actually, where I go on and watch him
draw some random stuff in the time from D and DS. He's out.
Karu. He's like an amazing ashist and a great person, and I can't
believe he's a real human being anyway. Should we take Karu to like be
a Mongica and like make these a reality. Okay, he doesn't get to
choose. We just give it money. You have to do this now,
like short form Okay, I mean I guess I guess he couldn't do animation,
but I guess he could do like an animatic where he draws like six
or seven pictures and it's like, uh, that's that's and then with the
audio behind it, that's doable. Yeah, but it's like that's so much
actual work. Yeah, on some of them. We're working on the on
PD and D expansion and also the potential is ID D card game. Well
I don't know, I know, and also oh fuck the second wave of
what I shouldn't talk about that when East I D and D. That's fine,
that's coming out very soon this week. I just with with the card
game with Essaka. I wanted to be like old Tony Dies and you Special
Summon, Anthony. I just want that to be in the situations like yeah,
okay, all right, so the next morning, next morning, it's
the next morning, uneventfully, Yeah, I just wake up in the woods,
okay, just next yeah, yeah, Anthony, you wake up ready
for the waking up in the woods. The applications of that is weird.
There were no woods here. It's desert. I walked out. Okay,
fine, I'm sleeping in the desertever. It's fine. You wake up underneath
the scorching sun. I mean, I wake up at dawn. It'd be
fine. I had let me let me check something I had as a player,
like a brain with about this dog. Yeah. And if I'm right,
then it's a dog that Cody wouldn't know what, but it's it might
not be right. Okay. What I was just thinking, because the rules
for people being essakide yes, is they are people who have gone missing.
A dog that famously went away and they never came back. Is like,
okay, no, that's not the rules of people being The rules for being
eas Kai could be anyone. The rules of people who died after being East
KaiA people going missing? Right, you know George Washington never went missing because
he never true true, true, true. The people who died, Yeah,
it's people who also, you guys, when the dog was first brought
up, you guys also already figured out. Yeah, I wasn't sure if
I was right or not. Sorry, I mean, you guys came up
with a really good theory. It was wrong, but it was because that
was obviously my original thought. But then I was like because missing, but
yeah, no, didn't die yet. Chat Chat. Your guesses are just
are just a theory. It's not right theory. That just a theory.
Anyway, you guys, it's the morning. Now you go down to I
guess you guys are reconvening at the bottom. We'll walk back to the bar
in the morning and order some some coffee if they have it to. Just
swear to God, you better not be in a good mood. Is beaming
when he walked down. Good morning, guys, bones Law. I am
feeling great. Every time I sleep, I feel amazing. Who wants I
wrestling your Barten? Your Cody? You look strong today, You know what,
bones Law. I'm feeling strong, but I don't really care about my
strength right now. What yeah, what I winning? I'm winning in other
ways when men not scare about his chin. It is all that madicine life
is becoming the strongest and the best at arm wrestling. Bones Law. I
used to think a lot like you, but I think that's something about this
world just really opened up my mind. Sounds like it's got post that clarity.
It's just like post not epiphany, like you have sex one time and
you suddenly become one with the universe. You become a whole apotheosis. Oh
yeah, I have a good idea to help us find the dog. You
got to turn into a dog and start barking. It always works whenever I
take I take my I take my dog for a walk once and never again
started blocking and barking, and every other dog in their backyard starting barking,
and some other pipull chase me down the street. That's why I don't go
outside. I mean, one reason. That's not a bad idea. I
can also like speak with animals to just ask the dogs, hey, brothers,
Yeah, I don't know. Have you seen a dog with the necklace
they have odors? I guess it's a very specific kind of necklace though it
would be the same as a collar were in silk in territory those dogs.
No, you just know it's in selkin territory that you know. I'm just
gonna ask. I'm gonna ask the bartender. Hey, do you know about
a dog? A stray dog wandered around here anywhere? Have you lost a
dog? Yeah, yes we have. Actually we're looking for this dog.
If you could describe the dog, I can. Have you seen any stray
dogs wandering around here? Straight necklace of collar kind of thing? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah like that. Yeah, well, not exactly like that,
but similar enough. I AM's wearing something like that. I am just a
botender. I don't. I don't know. You could. You could ask
the mayor. She knows information and about lost dogs. Okay, well she
knows, she knows more information than I do. All right, We're always
supposed to do something for the mayor, and I've completely forgotten. You've already
done it for the mayor. You've organized that ship. She she is the
the for you guys, the branch manager for the entirety of Selkin Territory,
and takes a large percentage of the revenue from money made in the silk in
territory in exchange for her doing all the work for setting up your branches in
this country, okay, which is an amazing deal for her and also quite
a good deal for you guys, because you have infinite money. Yeah,
it's got infinite money. She thinks you guys are idiots, but she doesn't
realize you have infinite money. But yeah, right, as long as I
were on skeleton the kids that as we're walking, I have a question for
Cody. Oh, Cody, question, so you know how you can't breed
two different animals to make a new animal? Cody, Yeah, when you
transform? This is a rude question. I do apologize. Does that still
apply? Is the genetic material that you unload when you are transferred to an
animal all of that animalizable? Or is it still human? Yeah? That's
the question. Yeah, is it hawks semen or is it still human semen?
Is the question. I'm genuinely curious. I really I don't know.
I feel like, yeah, I guess Cody wouldn't known. Serena would be
the one to answer that, right, I guess. But like people that
transform into animals is not that common. There was that one guy that could
transform into that big, that big wolf, but other than that, I
don't know anyone else. I mean, did he end up having any wolf
children or he did not? He? He is? He was immediately arrested
and is now the King's Jester. So m oh, I mean, you're
you're fully transforming. So yeah, but does the DNA DNA carry code in
the DNA it is? We haven't done. Some one online has to have
answered this question, and I'm going to be Okay, we can, we
can, we can put a little breaking Why not when Druid's wild shape,
is their semen still human semen? No one probably answered that. I'd be
surprised if they didn't. I don't have to type D and D afterwards,
So the internet has failed if they haven't answered this. I think it must
be animal. I'm thinking it's an animal because everything transforms. You get the
animals like, oh no, no no, no no no no no no,
no, no no no. It is human because because the only time
in D and D word this is relevant is when dragons transform into humans.
That is, that's not wild ship though that isn't dragons can just take on
a humanoid form as part of them in built magic mechanically. How is that
different to wild shape because it isn't wild shaped, just magically taking on an
animal form. I think I think with dragons is it's it's a weird thing
right where they don't the biological thing they just have Yeah, yeah, they're
still the same creature. Where is when you wild chip, you completely turn
into the animal, just with the consciousness of a human like you turn into
animal. So much so that you can't speak the language anymore. You like,
you can't. You can comprehend the language, but you can't you can't
speak it, you know what I mean? Everything turns animal? So I
guess so because I guess because at that point your your testicles would be of
that different animal, right, Yeah, you would produce would be of that
animal. Yeah. I think it's up to your Rustage. Yeah, I
truly, I think it is up to you. It's how how you want
to rule the magic works in this world. Well, how I would rule
it is you would be the animal. Okay. Well, so I'm trying
to figure out how Rustage is going to anchor all of us in this world
so we don't end up leaving. And I think he's going to try and
trap Cody's theory. Right, Let's wait nine months and find out. Okay,
let's little talk to the maryor I get the find this dog. As
we're having this conversation. Hate this episode, Like you guys, You guys
go to the Mayor's lavish room with her silks and tents. You are known
by the guards at this point, I mean, and you enter into her
room and she's lounging there she's drinking wine, she's eating grapes, you know,
and she goes, oh, hello, welcome back. I see the
mission with the snake the nak here was successful. I yeah, we did
a pretty Yeah, yeah we did it. We got what we needed.
I I have started, you know, advertising the Otherworldly Brewery. I still
need to organize with this ripper fella. You got me in contact with with
transporting your brew. But I hope you don't mind it. I've done a
little bit of rebranding of my my special Douna's brew. Yeah. We all
good, all good. It was pretty We we tried it. We tried
to let your life. What did you think it? Probably good? Of
course it would compare. Yeah, you won't compare. Right, You guys
are experts, right, you lunch ones the best? Right? Well,
what what? There's gonna be a weird question. But I'm just asking just
because do you know if there's a stray dog running around here with you very
similar to ours? Yes? We have, yes, and yes it was
very similar to ours. Yeah. Ah, let me think I do know
of a dog that has a it's not a stray dog, though, I
do know a dog that has a necklace very similar to that. Did someone
steal our dog? No, no, no, no, no no,
Well you say the dog rightfully belongs to you? Well yeah, sure,
Well this is gonna be very interesting. Indeed, this is just rumors obviously.
You know word has to travel far to get to Juna, but it
is, it is. It is said that the king has a new pet
dog. Okay. Oh, that dog always finds his way to royalty.
Yeah, every time. And you know he loves animals, he loves pets.
He's got a he's got a pet were wolf. Did you know that
keeps him as a jake? I didn't know where wolves were even a thing,
but okay, we did hear that? Actually, h incredible, And
I think he has he has a worm as well. He has a couple
of interesting pets, but the dog is his favorite. He's called him Okay,
he's called him Yellovich Junior. Oh, he's inseparable. Yeah. Also
I have heard obviously, So what's the name of the dog. Again,
I don't know what the actual name of the dog is, whatever you named
it. If it's what's the name of what's the name the king is given?
Oh? Yeah, Hellovich j Kovich Junior. That is not that is
a weird name, but his name is King ye Hellovich. Okay, the
king? And where is the king in? What city? Sees in the
capital city of course? Uh, the city of Noventcia, Noventia, the
golden city that stands in as an oasis to the entire country of Slesmia.
I pull up my map and show it to her and just like, okay,
we's on especially in eastern Soldier. Okay, I'll like market on the
map and like beep like okay. So, uh, just based off the
distance between that place and where we're at now, how is this like a
long drive or what do you mean by drive? Sorry, that's from my
time. Is this a long journey? I should say it is about a
week or less five five days? Okay, you're spanning the continents a little.
Yeah. Do you guys have like horses or you are? Are you?
If you're planning on going into the capital, we can do each other
a favor here. Obviously I was planning on resetting up your breweries that you
got destroyed in Genghis Khan's uprising, so I was already going to be sending
some men and supplies in that direction. That's you can join the extra fucked
up for us to eat one of the little feathers eggs now right, Sorry,
I'm sorry, this is this shell you to my new rbialize to my
knowledge the shock you are. You are not an owner of this company,
so you shouldn't be in this discussion. That's why I'm not thinking about it.
Maybe you could actually wait outside rust Edge. This is going to be
a long shot. But given the fact we have access to essentially infinite money,
and if I have some time here, could Anthony make some motorcycles?
Right, you do have access to the money, but you don't have it
on you. I do have to say that you would have to go back
to Wellington, and that is a good journey than this journey. Yeah,
okay, I do with one hundred gold that I threw at the four hundred
and eighty left, I have one thousand and six hundred. Yeah ba in
mind, you did give her like two thousand gold if I assume you guys
set that off. Yeah, we took that off. That's that's why I
only have one thousand and six because more d Yeah, so you guys do
have you're decently wealthy. We have. I feel like I should scrap build
together. Up, I wouldn't like but okay, I mean the thing is,
I wouldn't have to use any of our resources to hire bodyguards for if
you guys just accompany them. You guys seem very strong. Okay, yeah,
I mean we can provide horses. Yeah, perfect, well that works,
That works perfectly. Gotta, I really don't want to like. I
mean, I can fly, but if I'm with you guys, we got
to walk through the deserts. I'd rather join the caravan. That'd be great,
great, all right, let's do it caravan. Well, it is
a pleasure to do it. You guys are the most reasonable business men I
have ever met. If I say, i'd shake your hand. Ah,
do you have a nice firm grip as well? Thank you? This gloves
as you are wearing it is interesting. I mean, this is my armor
if I'm just a world still wearing that? Yeah, wow, it is
it is cool. Do you sell that? Right? Is this something that?
What did you buy? This firm? This was something that I just
no, this is all me. You made this, and you don't sell
this. You could some money. I couldnot sell you this. No,
sorry, kind of just works for me. Said, He's a shame.
If I ever make a motorcycle, I could give that to you an we
just call it to you, so it leads you could take the money in
the next I think, like the shark, what would the shark do?
Nobody should ever ask themselves that questions some guys on death row, and it's
like, what are your last words? I just did what the shark would
do? The shark. I was like, yeah, okay, yeah,
So you guys get ahead to the Capitol when you can leave with the with
the with the with the caravan. As you guys are getting ready to leave,
both Bow and Zerina are there and Bosta and Zarena go. Zarena first
is the first one to say something. She will say which I am.
I am glad. I am grateful to your cordish that you have managed to
revive me. I saw the deaths of the other I saw what death was
like, and I don't want you to go there. What what was it
like? He's it's a She starts like her eyes opened up wide, and
she starts like ship, never mind, never mind, look you we brought
you along, uh into a dangerous area. It was at least I could
do was make sure you got out there alive. Yes, well, well,
thank you. I I see you're leaving now, and I just wanted
to say thank you for for for for hiring me my services, and thank
you like you go oh the knacky here research that I might need. So
I appreciate that. Thank you. Wait, where's my baby? Finn's in
the capital. He's yeah, okay, cool, Okay, we'll take him
with that little feather reminding the shark, I could say, little feather says
Finn's in the capital, doesn't worry, Okay, cool, Yeah cool.
I I'll shake Serena's hand so off like kind of like during like the interim
breaks and stuff. Part of Cody's level up is that Zarina has been showing
him like all the animals and her noteboks and stuff, which is how he's
learned these new wild ships. So he feels like, you know, if
you have a niche, if you ever a niche, a biologist or someone
who knows about animals or an adventuring friend, I'll always be here, So
feel free to feel free to appreciated. I'm going to lean into Cody and
say, hey, Cody, uh so, first off, good good job
last night. Heard that I had to actually leave. It got a little
loud. Now, look, I don't know how this works, but you're
from the nineteen eighties, right, Yeah. I don't think there were a
lot of bird people in the nineteen eighties. No, I didn't. I
didn't see any. So in my time, there's like genetic splicing kind of
thing where not really like bird people, but people like splicing, like you
know, they have like snake eyes and stuff like. That's kind of a
trend. She would probably little feather would probably fit in better in my time.
I don't know if you could come back, but that's an option.
If that's an option, you're welcome. I've got to go back to my
time, okay. I mean you can just say that she's cosplaying. Yeah,
they have that. I don't even know. That was a lot of
no idea, dude, always in Cody's time, seventy years before Anthony's time,
So that's like playing in the nineties at the very least. Cody,
I want to say, you helped me look over the baby. I'll help
you look over the egg. What egg? The one that's coming. I
don't know if you knew that. No, it doesn't she a human can
get a bird pregnant, and I turned to the unconclusive What what what form
were you in at the time? What do you mean what form it was
that was me? You are human? Or what you will shaped? What
that would be? Sick? What the fuck? I was just no?
I was I was me? I was a human. Oh, it's just
a good point. I don't know. I don't know how the Avian race
functions, right, they are kind of human the human noise, right,
so they you might create some sort of half Avian hybrid. I'm not I'm
like an e MS guy. I'm not an actual doctor. I don't know
how genetics. I don't know how this would work. Now the shark just
hasn't knows. Bladies thinking so hard, sera. I have one lest thing
to ask of you. I will pay you to research for the Otherworldly Brewery.
Okay, dig up what you can find. You work for the Worldly
Brewery. Oh, I'm the CEO. I own it. I just know
you get celebrities. Welcome to this episode of Undercover Boss. You giving me
a job, if you'll if you'll take it, we will pay you.
I will pay you to do research for me and figure out apiens. I
guess I'm gonna take a little bit of a pilgrimage to the roost then and
she that's the Yeah, the name of the Apien place. So off.
I have any sort of official or recognizable seal or thing that I could give
her to show that I'm the one who sent her. I don't know,
you worked it's called give her a lot of gold. She could always swing
by Stagfirth it is en route. Yeah, and get like Ripper could suit
her up with other worldly brewery. Official merchant dies, yeah, we're gonna
do much of other worldly brewery. Yeah, I just realized, I mean
the great name. If we all, if we all leave or like go
back to our own times or whatever, then Finn could inherit the other worldly
Brewery and he could be boss baby. There we go. That is true.
He's absolutely coming to in World War two, genuinely because Finn is in
line for the potential for the throne right, because he is the heir to
the throne. And if he also is in line to inherit other worldly Brewery,
he would become the most powerful man in the entire world. He is,
he would just saved the world. He would rule all of Astoria and
the entirety of the year. He would not save the world. His father
figure is the shock runge the world into a thousand years of dark. We're
raising Alexander the fucking Great right now. We do like a sequel series,
were setting like a thousand years in the future and there's a like Missborn,
there's like an evil evil. He's the fucking ruler and it's Finn who abandoned.
Okay, boy, you guys goes. He made me stab a man.
He kills all the gods and he gets all the godpower somehow, and
that's how he does goes. Your your CEO of big company. I did
not know. Yeah, you know. I don't like to brag. I
can I have job? I am very poor. You'll see not much money
in arm wrestle. I mean I also have request. Oh can I arm
wrestle King? I know you'll go to him. I would. I've always
would. The moment I can arm wrestle King, I become the greatest arm
wrestler in Slesnia. Is the king? Is he strong? He is king?
He is strongest. That's how he'd work right, Otherwise he would not
be king if he is not strong. And he is king I am disappointed.
Maybe you could be the new King. Maybe slow, I don't know
how the rules work here. You can just beat the king in an arm
wrestling match. Maybe that's how you become the new King. I don't know.
I'm sure we can hire him, though, what would his position be
professional armrest? I can I'm rising big. Listen, since we promoted Rippa,
there's been a job opening. What's the jobber? The guy who stands
out fronts old joke? I want I want Rippa's line to be like it's
in the future fins the CEO. Rippa's not mentioned anywhere, but his line
continues to just work at the brewery and it's no credit, a fuck you
to Rippa. Let's hire this guy and his job title is literally just Rippa's
supervisor. He's just listen, we love Rippa. We give him a lot
of work, but we love him. I think I think, I think,
I think bones Flow would excel at a job that just requires you to
stand outside somewhere and look like you're really you know, dude, what can
you go back to mission RiPP And he's just gonna be dead of overwork,
like you know, So would we send him there now or would she should
come with us to the king. Let's think with us to see the king.
Were at the caravan, Let's go to that. Okay, now you
guys get into the caravan on the thing. He'll be a bodyguard, including
on this journey. I need I for this travel throughout the desert. Just
ready, quick and simple, because you guys actually has bodyguards. I just
need one person to do a survival check. Just we're gonna have more than
me, all right. I've been waiting to make a survival check since playing
No No, no, no, no no the Shark. I didn't I
didn't give you permission. The Shock gives his advice to Cody. If it's
a plus eight, how could you roll it in? The Shock is giving
advice to Cody, and Cody is just ignoring him. Cody, you do
looks clean today, so like it is full of dirt. You guys are
riding because it's still and stagnant. You guys are riding for the desert.
There's mountainous region instead. You see towns off in the distance. You case
you stopped at camping, et cetera, et cetera. But as you're writing
through the desert in the distance, Cody. You notice a giant sand worm
come out of the ground and into the ground, and you'll like stay away
from that, and that's your twenty survival. Will you avoid the sand worm
from? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like just from
yeah, the nineteen eighties Frank Herbert book that Norman told me about. Does
Norman read? He reads web tunes, mainly manga, manma web tunes.
But I did have to take English in high school. Yeah, they did.
They may read a lot of like you know, books and stuff.
Okay, I actually surprisedly did well in school. Oh that's good. Yeah,
I would have loved to read June. In high school. It was
just a great Gatsby, which is fine, but we read off mice and
men's talk to my God. You'd like to smoke yourse, Okay, en
routs right en route. You puff in your ago and you see your God,
and you'll come to me again. On my son's wedding, it's another
one that means you have to do with my daughter. I am Franz just
to have me av it's a wait, is it anyone's any children's wedding?
I thought it was just your daughter. I think it's I'm gonna boldly say
it's every well, I like on both of us pop our Italian accents.
We're both bakers and we're both like, wait, how do the Italians listen?
I have a lot of children. Okay, I'm quickie. You know
the fire thing you do on my gun? Yeah, super cool? Love
that, But you do on my bat instead. I don't even need both,
Like, I get it. That's a lot. But if I could
just transfer it, that'd be really you will also, I've found out.
I do want to say you will also already able to do that. But
but but he is going to say, no, I hate you. You
are trying to kill us. You're just defeated the snake girl I forget her
name, Whizza. That's it. I wasn't close. I want you can
you can you roll back the footage because I didn't attack her once. I
just got attacked by some of her dudes and then the guys I was with
were killing her. But with them because they make me money. You are
associating, Well, I know what you're I can see what you're doing.
Yeah, I seen what I've done. Yeah, but like when have I
actively helped them? Really? Good point? Wait? Waits waits, come
closer, I wait, come closer. You are you secretly working against them?
Are you planning on with trainings the other worldly brewery? I give into
impulses. That's I don't what I'm not working for ship man mm hmm.
Are you saying that, in the right circumstances you would fight them? Sure?
Oh, well, next time you'll fighting them, I'll give you the
fire up howers. Goodbye. Wait before I go. What because it's the
day of your son's wedding, you gotta do it? Oh? Fuck,
I guess, but you're not getting me out another day. I would get
to these appointments differently. Do you have any other single children? Maybe I
got a cute You're gonna like him, marry one of his children just so
you can ask him for something. Oh, then he has to give you
a lot of favors. No, I have my family. I hate.
I have nothing but contempt for you in my heart. That's really hurtful.
I mean, you're god of like chaos instruction. Right, Look at all
the look all the stuff that happened. I don't think that happens. I
am the good. I am the good of fighters. That's not inherently chaos
and destruction. That's just fighting things, okay, when is they're not chaos
in battle? That is true, But I'm also like a Matthew boss and
my accent changes every time you talk to me. Like that's enough chaos as
it is. Let me just put it this way. One of the guys
in my party, he's not from the future. I really know what I'm
from anymore, but it seems very peaceful in the future. So it seems
like if you stick with the fighting thing, you might lose on some of
your power because there's not as much stuff that's gonna be volid if you chaos.
Chaos is like a force of names. I am always. I am
going to give you a warning the shock. If that's your real names,
I don't know. If you guys go through your plan and you light these
towers, you are giving us a chance to fuck your ship up and you
won't be able to rely on the powers that we give you any more.
Well, Norland just told me about a thing my society built called a new
key. They might send those over here, So right, you're threatening my
existence. You can watch out for the new keys. You better watch out
for my new keys. If you get what I'm saying. I really don't
you really think that all all twelve of you can beat all twelve of us?
Oh, who just sucked up the snake? Then? Yeah, but
that was like that was like seven on one. Yeah, like you're alone
right now? We can't fight at this space when when this is not like
a corporeal situation. I'm just in your head. I think I can fight
you with my words. You're ugly, Hey, you're uglier, that's true,
you're all for psychic damage. I may be ugly, but I have
like eighteen children. How many children do you have still alive? Why would
you give me that information that I could obviously hurt you. I'm I love
killing people's children. You can't get to my children. They live it Kindada.
How many questions about that? You don't live on this plane? And
its yeah? What have I already done? Agree that we're on a different
play than Okay, so let's let's just okay, let's get back on track
here, all right. Just make my baseball bat playing when I wanted to,
and I promise I won't go after your children can possibly rebrand to the
guys. Since it's my son's birthday, I will let you do it once,
but only once. After that, I'm not picking up as a phone
anymore. Hey, I don't call you on the phone. I call you
on a cigar. I am picking up the cigar anymore. Hey, Kenny
being I'm a town fuck you at the cool ends. But I just like
stepped out of smoke? How do I come back? This all that happens
from from everyone else's point of views. You puff a sick off, smoke
covers you and then it dissipates in your back. It's like a moment instant
What do you talk to you of God's It's instantaneous in real time. WHOA,
that's a cool smoke trick, dude. So I've figured out some interesting
information that might be helpful. One, the gods probably aren't going to be
fighting us alone anymore. It looks like they might start teaming up because they
realized that all of us against one they might die. So keep an eye
out for that, because they already know we fought one of them too.
They have children and care about them, so we might want to turn their
children as possible ways to make them one split up, or two be afraid
of us, and three they're probably not going to be making our gifts work
much more because they're kind of mad about us killing one of them. I
figured that part already. I said we were going to fight them one on
one. That got gift. I didn't get a gift. I'm going to
talk to my girl. Oh god, here we go. Fuck you'd talk
to my girl? I do yo? Like what happened when a junk?
Every time I jerk off? Yo yos is just pure magic. I feel
like you just touched I think. I think at a base it's just touching
your necklace. But everyone's getting like unique ones because of the gods. Like,
did that alright? I said, what he has to do this on
his necklace? He goes, oh yeah, okay, snake, all right,
now back on your throne. Staff, I'm back on my throne.
I just realized, not only are you a bitch, but you didn't give
me a power. They all got powers. Why would I give you a
power? I hate you? That was this part of the deal with the
activation of the tower. No is this part of that? Because we help
you reactivate the towers so that we could be free. That's why we gives
you the powers. But now you want to activate the twist so as you
can kill us and I don't what was that? Sorry? You didn't even
let me talk to you. The first time I was going to come in,
I had a I don't I don't ring, dude, I don't even
want to go home. I'll be perfectly honest. You kind of gross and
creepy. I was gonna say you're a snake as a comeback. That's kind
of hot. So all right, all right through you, I'm I'm the
king now bye, okay, come back? Does anyone else want to talk
to that god? I mean, I can't talk to Wellington through mine?
Can? I know? Yeah? I just want to talk to Anthony for
a second. Sure, what's up shark? So God, I did a
little fact finding mission with the other gods. I think I told you the
most of it, but I need you to know that I have a criminal
past. I don't know if you know this, but I couldn't tell you.
Know. I did some things that could be considered morally not correct.
And I'm used to gang warfare, and whether we want to accept it or
not, us versus them, it's going to be similar. And if the
pattern holds up to what we're used to we just hit one of their guys,
They're going to hit either us or one of us. I think it's
really important that we stick together and check in with a lot of our publicly
known allies. And I would also expect when we're visiting this king possibly for
a trap to have been laid. Also, we definitely need to shore up
our financials because any kind of gang warfare resources are what they hit. So
make sure that our money is going to keep flowing, and I think it
should resupply as much as we possibly can. This is where I'm good.
Hey, you know a lot about shark. That was the most articulate thing
you've ever said. I agree with that. I think we should do that.
I know about gang warfare. Look, I mean the Microsoft Apple conflicts
happened at my time, and that was that was pretty brutal. So let's
just see something about the one piece riots. Oh oh, the one piece
riots. Yeah, that happened after the series ended. That was pretty rough.
Yeahlers again spoilers. If you say what the one piece is, I'll
kill you. That was that was point of the riots. Nobody like,
not everybody was happy with it, and then it just got out of hand
and it's just a wind saying, well, obviously not everyone, no one's
ever happy anything. Yeah, I know what an apple is, but why
are they now micro and soft? It's a long story. Okay. Does
it have to do with the Star Wars that Norman told me about? He's
sure, sure, well yeah, actually Disney threw their lots in with apples,
so yeah, kind of all right, Walt Disney, Yeah, well
known, yeah of course, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hope I
hope the people are writing down like the low key predictions that in like like
twenty years or something, he can just be like a modern Nostrid Armiste twenty
fifty with the one piece riots, Jim Donaldson as president and the Microsoft Apple
conflict. Yeah, there we go. Okay, you guys, this is
these are your conversations you're having as you're on your trip. Yes, and
eventually you reach the Golden City of I remember that kind of like there's no
fence, no fencia, nova nova. Okay, I got you. It's
how gold is it? How impressive is this the Golden City? It's got,
it's got, it's got golden walls. The all of the buildings are
topped with golden roofs, It has quite a lot of luscious green smattering across
it. The foliage is impressive. It has a giant spring of water in
the center and a giant fountain of gold and you it's just like as you
as you get closer to the city, there's like more plant life. Yeah,
yeah, palm trees and that's you get to the gates of the city
and the Actually, there are other people in this caravan with you. Obviously,
there's like Juna's workers who I guess, and now your workers. They're
sort of a subsidy check in with my network as well, your your net
worth network, my children that are selling drugs from me. You you did
you set up some sort of communication back to the capital for that because you
don't have a moment. Oh sorry, we're in the wrong city. Yeah,
yeah, we're in another capital. This is this is the Yeah,
this is the capital. Yeah. The sulkin like somebody was in the chat
like I thought the king was dead. Like no, different king, different
kings, different, We're in different countries, different completely, this is the
Sulcans. Everyone's got four arms. Yeah, yeah, it's four armed people
like our friend bone Slaw and the lady that I can't remember Zeria. Do
you see this? The name of this country was Selesnia. No, not
Selesnia, it's Salmsia. It's oh wait, I got the spelling. I
got the spelling. You guys want to know Wiki people open your ears ready
for the spelling. S O l z e m l y a solemn some
lem no so zembla. So I fu up. They say, so zembem
it's so Zembla. Put it in the rule twenty chat because they can see
that. I'm oh yeah. They show can so Zembler. That's it.
I said it wrong. There we go, so Zemblam, so Zemler.
That's it. Everybody knows that. Wiki people'll take it away. We see
the castle I'm assuming big giant castle probably from this distance. Yeah, yeah,
of course you do. The people on the on your truck, they
show like their papers from junior to the front guards and your caravan gets let
in of and they turn around to you guys, and one of them he
doffs his cap, he goes all right, zen, you guys do what
you need to do. We will be settling up breweries in the city.
It is a pleasure to be traveling with you busses, though we did not
get to talk much, and I'm want to talk with him real quick.
Okay, yeah, yeah, keep an eye on in information in the city.
If you hear of any people that have strange abilities or unreasonable levels of
success, let us know that's that's a that's a good thing to ask for.
Actually, Okay, I will, I will, I'll let you know.
Thank you. Okay, I guess he puts out all four of his
hands to shake your hand. Let's shake it absolutely, and I'll put a
coin in there for him. Thank you, kind sir. Any any he
runs off with his supplies, and so do the rest of them. Oh,
one last warning, don't let anyone into work in the breweries. We
don't trust. Okay, goodbye. I did he be ready from gang warfare?
Yeah, Anthony. I'm gonna try to get as close to the castle
as I can without like I'm just scoping it out. I'm not trying to
get into CASSEI I just want to, like if there's tour groups or whatever,
I just want to get as close as the public can get. You.
You walk around, obviously, you get like a little bit of weird
looks because you are not sulking, and yeah there any no any of the
numb sulcans here. You can't do a perception because you're a general vial.
You can't see any You have to look hard to find one. I have
disguise self. I'm going to be using that, Okay, would the power
not be poor of an attention getter than no I have. I don't have
to keep that out all the time. But also I have disguise self,
so you can chang random random sulcan and I can even make myself look like
a foot taller. Now if someone like touches meds, I wish. I
think Norman has that spell, right, yeah, discuss I can tell you
in a second picture. Now, Oh there we go. There we you
don't okay, So you guys, you guys, uh, we were in
the thing for like a week though, so you could have if you wanted
to. But you know, I also leveled up and didn't add my spell
yet, so I guess you could add this guy. So okay, look
at that. I learned that. I mean, you don't have to,
and it's it's not like a battle spell or anything. I don't want you
to waste a new spell on that but I have it. Yeah, okay,
sorry, Cody. You do see one non uh soakin he in the
crowd. He's carrying books and he's in like a robe, like quite fancy
blue robes, and it looks like he's in a hurry. I'm gonna play
the rest of the party and I'm gonna be like, hey, look at
this first of all human. Secondly, this guy looks like a scholar.
Mhm. He looks like you might know some things. We try to get
his attention. Yeah, I'm just gonna hey, hey, I mean a
whole bunch of people turned around because I don't know you're talking to. It's
a bunch of sulkins turn around. They sort of give you. I use
my flying ability and fly over the gay and you like land in front of
him. It's land right in front of him. He goes, oh,
oh dear, oh gosh, sorry if I if I startled you. My
name is Norman's. Nice to meet oh dad, Nice, nice to meet
you too. Sorry, I'm in a rush. I can't I'm not donated
to any charities. If you're homeless, I'm so sorry. I donate to
and I start floating. You are you are a magician that is. That
is incredible. I'm not going to your performance. Sorry, Will. While
Norman's got like stopped him, the rest of us will will catch you.
Oh well, it's this a mugging. Actually, this feels a little muggery
is happening. Hold on to that thought. Where are you? I'm just
I'm I'm late for class. I'm going to the university. Listen. I
yeah, they already treat me really rough there because I'm not not obviously a
sulkin, but it's like the best university in the country, the continent almost.
What are you studying? Oh, I'm studying mathematics, physics, I'm
studying everything. I'm studying ancient literature. I'm trying to I'm trying to cover
all basis I just I'm doing. I'm dabbling a little bit in the in
arcane, but I don't think i'd ever get to to this level of levitation.
Sorry, I really really have to go. I'm gonna be late and
they're gonna dock my grade. And I where is the castle, Like,
where is like the main the palace the palace. Yeah, it's in It's
right by the oasis in the center of the town. Is that the direction
that it looked like this guy's going. No, this guy's going to like
the west of the town to sort of university. Yeah, what's your name?
My name? My name is Muffalo, Muffalo. Okay, it's great
now, fantastic, it's one of the best. Yeah, uh well,
maybe we'll see you around, Muffalo. I listen, I don't want to
buy anything. I don't know what you guys want. You are just strangers.
I'm glad you're not muggling. We're just new here and we're human and
we saw another human so we wanted to come talk to you. Sorry that
you stopped you in a rush. Okay, well be careful if you're not
like you know, if you don't have like a work permit or you're not.
I assume you guys are working here, but if you're not, they
don't really especially the capital after the whole Genghis Khan thing, the you know,
after the fall that there's not been They don't really like non sulkins,
especially here. Got it, Okay, I got it? Yeah, Okay,
I gotcha. Okay, thank you for your help. Sorry to keep
you, of course, of course, gosh, if I'm gonna be late,
they're never gonna believe this, and he just starts running. I have
a really fun idea, maybe the best plan. It's a fun plan.
I think I've been really sad lately. I think they can literally lift my
sphere to the good heist. I think we steal a dog. I mean
what we do need the dog? Yeah, that's true. I think that
would be hilarious. Okay, we don't even speak to the king. We've
just steal his dogs. Mission dog, high dog. Let's do it,
all right, the king, first seat, get an audience. What do
I see around the castle? If I do this? The castle? It
has its own little wall compound. It's a giant golden building in front of
it's a giant oasis, lake springs, Okay, palm trees, et cetera.
It's it's got it's a three what are they called towered castle? Okay?
Cylinders, pets and ship yeah yeah, all right, Yeah, we
have a weakness. Well what is our weakness? If you were the gods
and you were going to try and strike it us in a way that would
affect our day to day life in a major way. Who's a one unprotected
person who does a lot for us? Oh ripper to do the gods do
the gods they need to protect rip. But the gods don't have like a
direct Yeah, they don't have No, they have no direct for the people
that wear the necklaces. Yeah, as far as we know, everyone that's
got a necklace except for maybe black Beard, is a good guy right now,
right, Yeah, Well the only one you you wouldn't be a hundred
percent was Boutaka obviously, because all they need to find out is we're related
to other worldly ruing and then they could hit our suppliers, they could hit
our supply chains, they could follow us in all kinds of ways. Also,
when we activate the like all the towers, wouldn't we have to fight
the dot the gods at some point? Right? Yeah? I don't want
to fight. I want to win. I mean we might have to at
some point. I don't know, fighting till the gods. You know.
I just have to admit how weird it is that you guys could just talk
to actual gods. I'm still a little bit iffy on that whole thing because
I can't do that, But all right, trust me, you're not missing
out on anything. They're kind of dicks. Okay, you can just talk
to me, bone Slow. He's like the god of arm wrestling. I
am arm wrestle god, bon Slaw. Come talk to me. How would
your day? Don't you have a good morning? Sleep well? I slept
fine, hate bone Slot. Maybe you should go walk up to the castle
and ask for an audience with the king to arm wrestle. Okay, he
walks up to the castle. Hello, I have bugs, I have hands
arm wrestle the king and the gods go buddy, you're not allowed to see
the king. They start like grubby, No, I want to I will
wrestle. Your first is this first child. He grabs one of their arms
and slabs him into the ground. They're like seven guards are coming around to
him. Now. He's like, I've got so many people to arm wrestle.
And have you ever seen that statue of that girl in the fight.
You ever seen that statue of that guy with all the babies on him.
Yeah, it's like that. But he's just like arm wrestling guys into the
ground, causing quite a commotion. I turned invisible and sneak past the guards.
Let's do it, Norman, all right. I turned to the shark
and I said, look after bone Slow. I turned into a little bird,
and I like, so we love be Normatard invisible Cony turns into a
bird and the shark. So, I guess shark is part of the distraction
because Bone Slow is started to be overwhelmed now as as more and more guards
are coming towards Bone Slow the shark. Shark has a way to make it
into the the castle. He can by all means. But these people don't
know what a gun is. I'm just gonna take my machine gun and put
it on full auto and start firing it into the air. You're causing a
scene. One of them goes, that's the guy that wasn't the battle of
the story. We could beat the ship out of him. He's weak,
my friend always. Okay, So hold up, we've been two situations here
that will drop between. So we've got bone store in the shark versus the
entire town guard, and then we have the rest of you sneaking into the
castle to find I could He obviously can't see the two invisible people, so
he's going to have to make a couple of assumptions about where they're going and
what they're trying to do. I already I already told Cody heist, you
said, But Cody, also in the same conversation, said, but let's
talk to the king first. Did you see this is Ocean's eleven, but
no planning. They're just like, let's rock. Yea, this is I
mean, this is the eleven. This is du eleven. This might be
not ete on on Anthony's part. I thought they were actually going to accept
the invitation for the armrest. No, I didn't think, and I was
like, but it still worked as a distraction, so I got it,
you know. Oh God, Puddle eleven, that's the title before I,
before I transformed, I told a little feather to hide. Yeah, okay,
yeah, little feathers clading I as a little bird. I'm flying.
I'm assuming like the the entrance is quite tall and there's like, you know,
big hallways and tough. I'm open near the ceiling and I'm flying to
try and look the king. Okay, so sorry, you go through these
first walls first, and that you're you You've got one past of that.
You're still not outside the right yeah okay. Yeah. So it's like these
are like the castle gardens in the front. You can you can fly into
any window that you want. There's a smattering of windows just from one I'm
flying. I want to make a just perception check and just look over the
area and see, yeah, yeah, yeah, take take a little take
a looky little bird. So I have a plus five as a bird.
Thing that's pretty good. I know that. Hold on, hold on,
so you're you're looking around, I'll say what you see already the perception check.
Yeah yeah. A lot of the guards that are in the gardens are
now running towards bones, slow and the shark. Oh so they actually are
leaving the actual front doors of the castle itself. And you see the three
towers. They each have a little peak at the front that's like beautiful shining
gemstone roofs like the building's gold, but the roofs at gemstone. And they
all have windows out the front of them. There's you know, the big
double doors at the front. And all right, do your perception check,
for I have an advantage on check the reliance twenty two. So with your
trying to get a general you can actually, I would say, you'd be
able to see through the windows of this you know, you in that middle
tower at the very top, through the glass, you see a a man
sitting near the window. He's like, but he's like half a sleep on
a chair, but he's wearing a crown. And you can look into that
room and you see there's like a bed, and you can you might even
fly a little bit closer. Now you can see that there is a cage
that has a whole guard in it who looks very sad. And next of
the cage there is a dog who's on a leash attached to something. You
immediately recognize that whole guard as yogg Yo yog You know, the werewolf.
Oh my god, Cols, we've made a fucking werewolf before. Oh damn
Daniel, holy shit. Uh they walk out what We'll get to you in
a second. We're just doing these other two first. So that's what you
see. That's your that's your move first. Invisible people, yes, you've
just run into the gardens. Now you don't have the ability to fly up.
You've seen cold and fly up. Last, Yeah, my invisibility last.
It's like an hour, right, mine last an hour? I don't
know if yours is the same. Mine's like a cloaking device. Norman.
You you you can get in up to one hour. Okay, good Norman,
it's yours. Greater invisibility or regular visibility. You can get. Greater
invisibility is one of your fourth level spells if you wanted the key different in
his Greater invisibility doesn't go away when you make an action, so like if
you attack or pick something up, or you know, a greater in visibility
also hold on. Oh no, I have one more spell slot at level
too. Right now. My plan is that when I touched the dog,
I could use invisibility one more time at a higher level. And if I
use it in visiblity at a higher level, I could turn something else invisible
with me. Oh yeah, yeah, visibility doesn't it doesn't last as long
as I don't think. I don't think. It's not called greater in reality.
This is just me at a high light. This is just high I
mean, because what what Restid was talking about with with greater visibility? Yeah,
I was just check him. Yeah, I didn't think it blussed a
long, dude. I could have casted it at level four and made us
all invisible. Hold the fuck? Oh that would have been fun. Well,
okay, if we're running through the gardens, I'm just like, I'm
assuming a bunch of the guards are running opposite us, just to try to
get to the fight. So I'm just gonna be running in the direction all
the guards are running from. Yeah, yeah, okay. So you you
guys are at the bottom of the castle. Now the two invisible ones.
I say that same time you say now birds looking into the top window.
You guys at the bottom of the castle, mis the green you do the
damage for your baseball bat. Do we need role initiative or how many people
am my fighting? So this is what I'm gonna do, and we're not
doing initiative for this. What we're gonna do is we do all their turns
and we flash back to you. You do your stuff, and then I'll
make one of them go just be you and then them that makes sense,
Okay, cool. Then I'm going to do all four of my attacks because
I do the four thing, and I'm gonna do commander strike or try and
get someone to come to me instead. Oh no, no, I don't
want no, No, it's not to get start commander strike. Is might
I get to let someone else play? What's the one? Let them goading
strike? Goading strike already covers. Yeah, but yeah, okay, go
ahead, So do your four attacks extra goaded that hits, that doesn't hit,
that also creates, So you're just smacking the ship out of these fuckers.
I do want to say that, like, you have off hand attack
as well, because you're using a baseball bat in your main hand, so
you can use your dagger or any weapon you want in your off hand,
just not your baseball bat, because you you are a two weapon fighter,
so you do have And I'm just gonna and I activated the fire thing because
I'm doing that, right, yeah, okay, so I added that,
so I did. So you've three damaging ahead. So each of these attacks
is going to kill. Are you killing or non lethally? So you okay,
so you've killed three sulking guards here, right, So describe how you're
fucking your Your bat immolates in flames and you you're making three attacks. Describe
how you're doing that because the first one was a crip. I'm just gonna
assume that the bat lighting on fire just scared a guy and I was like
what and I just pull He was like okay, and just knocked his god
damn head. His head goes flying off o my smoldering fire boom. The
second guy, I'm just going to do straight down vertical trying to crush and
cave in a skull. You crush his skull and his body and the lights.
He falls down to the ground. I find then the final guy.
I'm just going to take the baseball bat and I'm gonna try and like break
both of his knees. But I guess I did it so hard he his
tire, his legs come clean off in the blood fountains out of his legs
that he dies, and like, yeah, you have two weapon fightings,
so you can use either your dagger that you have or improvised weapon in your
offhand if you want. So for the improvised weapon, instead of trying to
like actually grab or take anything, can I just like grab one of the
guards and toss him towards bone saw and say, here's your weapon. It's
like one of the dead bodies. Yeah, he's a big dude with four
arms. He can use the body as a weapon to get provision. I'm
going to say you can do that as well as doing the attack. That's
just like a like, ah, this is what I'm gonna say. You
can use the body as the improvised weapon. And in that swing, you
also posted off two Bone Slaw. Nice, so roll improvised weapon on your
sheet. There's the there's the improvised weapon laid on fire too, meeting the
body the person it's the body is already on fire because it's one of the
guys. You can't so sure. It also does fire damage that hits.
Oh my god, so that also kills another guy. So army, you
smash into three people with your bat and then you pick up one of the
smoldering courses, swing it round and just fucking annihilate another guy. He's in
his arm and you throw it off to the bone Slaw. Bone Slaw then
grabs it and he's like, are weird? This feels like not out wrestling
anymore. I guess he's going to use the body. That's also okay.
This is He's just it's just gonna be a strength He's gonna just put it
on his sheet as a strength attack. Okay, Oh my god, he
he hits. I'm going non lethal. He swings it and that one doesn't
hit. But so he picks up the body and because you throat him and
he just starts smacking it on people. Wait, it's on fire. It
also does the D six damage. No, not D sixty six six.
Oh oh it does kill. So he's, oh my god, you killed
like five people. As you pass it on, he uses the flame and
carcuss to take down another guy. Hot potato. God, all right now,
shit, that's like half their forces. The shark is just gonna crack
his neck and go I've been waiting for his day. The shark. You
you're about to take. You're about to take five attacks from sulkins. One
this is that that hits? That miss? Is that miss? Is he?
I think one hits? Yeah, there's no way. My armor classes
sixteen. Yeah, one hit and the shark. You do have repost if
you want to use it. So they all come at you with their nois
like five of them genuinely swinging at you, and you're fucking blocking them and
dodging around them. One of them does manage to nick you for eight damage
ship put take that off your sheet. But he's going, it's hilarious.
None of us consider this. Yeah, we're out of there. He went,
oh god, okay, oh my god, all right, Cody,
well no he has We'll go back to you can only do you only have
one reaction, so you can do it once, you just get to choose
one of them. Okay, the one who like missed me. After the
guy successfully stabbed me, I'm gonna take the knife out and shove it in
him. So I'm gonna stab him with a guy from his friend. Oh
you provide weapon, yeah you, unfortunately you do miss Okay, five people,
Cody, it is your time. Okay. I think i'll just be
line fall the room in the tower that I can see where those guys are.
Yeah, so you add the window at the moment outside, but the
windows. As I'm approaching the window, is there anyone in there besides the
people in the carriages? U? That's the what looks like a man sleeping
in a chair. He has a crown on him, but he has like
a book in his lap. Oh the king. Yeah, I think it's
the whole time it's happening. I'm still imagining the Ocean's eleven music play,
but it's just like instead of a delicate heist, they're just set off Sea
four outside. Oh god, oh god, okay, hmm oh, I'm
going to the window. I'm assuming it's like a glass window, yeah,
like a arrow slip. Is there any obvious openings that could just go through
as it looks locks at the moment it looks closed the least. Then I'm
going to fly towards the window and disengage wild chap. I'm crashed through a
human courage that is up this guy. Okay, so you fucking you zoom
in on, smash into and fucking do like a combat roll stands up.
The king goes into the king like that. You would be in the middle
of the room next to the king. The king wakes. I stand up?
Oh what what is? What's going on here? I am king?
Yeah? Hello? Ze second to enjoy in my pet chambers? Who gets
out to my pet chambers? Mate? I need the guards. Where's the
gods? There is a man in my get out. I just talk to
me. I can get it at Sata. He might be get his card
back. My stick. I'm gonna hit him with my with my to the
to the stick attack. They hit him with my stick. Strength roll you
hit him, do the damage. I'm gonna give him. Yeah. Yeah,
that's gonna knock him out. So knocking just a who please think dude?
And then I turned to yok and I go yog Cordy, Sorry,
I told you to stay out of trouble. I tried my best, but
I I I got picked up by merchants. Once I got I would cordy.
I picked through so much I couldn't control my my wild side. And
and I was when one night I guess I was. I was captured whilst
I was in where wolf form. I woke up in a prison cell here
in in in sulky In Territory, and then they sold me. They sold
me. I am just a pet, a jester for this king. I
was aware bear not a wolf. Whoops. But they don't know what a
wolf is. Yeah, it's so strange and sulk in society that the word
for bear is wolf. Okay, I'm gonna look around as there any keys
anywhere obvious? I mean, yeah, can you do like a wait,
well, I'll look first of all, just on the wall to see if
there any record. Yeah, you don't do a perception to perception. Please
don't let me use my brain. It doesn't work. Don't make it.
Don't make you look around, and you notice that the king does have a
little pouch a ring of keys on him, because you know I'm getting that.
I'm gonna unlock yourg's cage. Come on, man, nobody deserves to
be locked up like this. Thank you, Cody, You've saved my life
twice. Now. I don't know how I Cody. I'm scared. I
tried to live free like you told me, and I just ended up in
another predicament. Yeah. I don't know what to do, Cody. I'm
not strong enough to tackle with this wearside. I don't have the advice for
you right now. But we know a lot of people, a lot of
very clever people, and they might have some advice. So for now,
just stick with me. Okay, okay, okay, But Cody, feel
free to chain me up before before we sleep. Hey, man, if
that's going to make you feel better, I just I don't want to hurst
you. You're one are the only people who's ever shown me kindness and knows
what I am. Yep, Okay, dude, the dog is barking right
now. By the way, I turned to the dog. I don't know.
You're not like a magic dog, right you don't speak like American or
you do speak with animals or well I'm just trying English first. No nothing,
just dog boises speak with animals. Hey hello hello? Sorry no no
no, no, no no no sorry that's totally wrong. You do speak
with this No, you do speak with animals. He goes, couldn't you
are? Ah, yeah, they're okay, okay, all right, hey
dog, how you doing. No, I'll go go with Hobascar. Could
he just respond influence your face? Animals does not does not have the animals
speak in the native language of like where they're from. Listen, you're following
the rules. I feel like you have to use speak with animals and can'tprehend
language. You've got to use both a ones, my my guy, while
this is happening. Yeah, where are we at? I saw the flash
break in the building in front of us. We're gonna walk in. Yeah,
let's try and get us. Let's probably point out to the invisible guys
where you Yeah, so, but that is that is a window that is
very high up, Norman. I guess you could you could. Yeah,
well they could they could. Just they can go and they know where where
it is, like and what tower and what loss. They can go in
through the ground and make their way up from the door. Is I can't
take us both. Can't I fly the invisible because they're both concentration. I
can't fly anyway. I don't have third level spells yet. Is there a
door and there is a front door? Yeah, it's got no guards in
front of them because the shock is killing them. All Yeah, Like we're
gonna try to go into that build. Yeah, you try and open the
front doors, but the big front doors are locked. You don't know why
all the guards are gone. So you're like security your shit? If I
try anything, then I lose invisibility. Right. Uh, it's like,
I don't know what your is it a spell that requires concentration? Is what?
What would you do? So invisibility requires concentration. But if I were
to try to pick the lock with that end the concentration. No, no,
no, no, it's not a it's not a spell. All right,
I'm gonna try to pick the lock though. Yeah, wait's shit I
have Okay, so it's not it's not I have like the Oh no,
I have thiep souls ship I do, go ahead, I guess. So
you've got a ten shutter cannon on the door or you're just gonna shutter cannon?
It? Fuck you? Just that is going to end the invisibility.
So you reappeared. Listen, Anthony, the people inside of this castle see
the doors shatter in front of them, and then just see a man come
out of invisibility, gun pointed at them, and they all just turn around
and they just scream and start running. These are like like lords and ladies.
They were having a seven tea party all running around. I mean,
you're still invisible, so you can do whatever. Okay, okay, okay,
Anthony, all right, right right. There are a couple of guards
inside the building. So you two see two guards immediately approach you and Cody.
You see a guard knocking on the You hear a guard knocking on the
door and saying, the king is everything? All right? Is everything?
Okay? King? Respond to me, I'll break down this door. I'm
the king. It's okay, all right. You will like you will do
your deception role in a second. We are cutting to the shark. Okay,
the shark, go ahead. You are there are still like a good
six or seven guys around you. You killed five of them, they're about
six or seven left. It's like this like the second Wave that they saw
running towards me, or is this the original group still? So? I
mean the original group was including the second wave essentially like they gotcha because you
know, it was a good like all right, you're just swinging your bat
around you only you hit two of them. Okay, and it's your bat
still on fires and I see the damage. Yeah, you killed two of
them. There was five. Just to clarify, five of them attacked you.
There are two more that are slightly too far away to have attacked you,
which is why only five attacked last round. But they were about six
or seven. And because of goading strike, none of them are going after
Yeah, they're going after you regardless because you're the one that's killing them,
so well giving you credit. You got one. Yeah, that's fair.
That's the body that you've killed. Yeah, sorry, did you you just
use action surge a second time? You only have one use of that?
Oh I thought I was doing my main in my off hand. That's you.
You have two main attacks and one off hand attack, so that we'll
take those first two roles. You're two main attacks, so that one hits,
and then your off hand is either your improvised weapon or a dagger.
So okay, I'm gonna do. Can I pull out someone's throat and throw
it at someone else? I'm gonna say, of the person you killed with
the first attack. Yes, so do the improvised weapon. Okay, that
hits. So I heard a guy with a throat do the damage with the
weapon. What, okay? Great? You you batter someone first, then
you grab the throat and you throw it and one of the guys that's like
further away that is gonna kill him. So it goes straight through their forehead
and they collapse in the ground. These guys have like ten eight peach,
right, they're just like grunts. So he key collapses. I'm trying to
intimidation role at this point because I'm starting a small genocide. I will let
you do it on your next on your next go over, bow Bone Law
is gonna punch one that is sorry, sorry, that's a sulking with a
long vote press the wrong button. Uh. Bone Slaw punches one and just
knocks. It's fucking faces. Face Board's law. This is kind of fun,
maybe a little bit more fun than our resty. I don't know.
I fifty fifty okay, wait, how arey are left? You killed three?
So there's there's like three close enough to attack. There's four left,
so three attacks are coming at you. The shark one only one of them
hits eleven damage on the shark. But you can use repost here if you
have enough. All right, do you do your attack? Ah, and
I'm just going to kill him with my back you critically fail. So in
the cluster of bodies, it fights and everything. I mean, this ship
is crazy. You spin round your bat and you hit bone sloor in like
the side. Uh arms, No, my arm will damage on him.
Yeah, but yeah, sorry, it's fine. He's he could take it.
Okay, Okay, that that that is That is their turn, Cody,
your deception role it sh Sorry, dude, Cody, here is my
deception? What if we deception or it's the same modifier I think that I
have. I'm wondering if would I have time as I hear this guy say
that to cast Yeah he's talking for a little bit. Okay, then I
think, let me just check. I wanted to cast in hampstability. I'm
just checking that it does what I think it does. Oh, okay,
you want to pick out extra good lighting for a second. Essentially, because
I know I'm about to lie, I can give myself foxes cunning. The
target has an advantage on No, that's intelligence, owl's wisdom. The targets
advongation on wisdom. Where's the fucking charisma? It's like, oh, what
is strength? Textity constitution? Can you not boost charisma? You can hold
on in my bill. It's silly. Oh there we got no never the
target has advantage on charisma checks. I'm enhancing my ability, all right,
then I'm lying, so I have advantage on the deception advantage deception role.
Still, it's a zero. You've got to beat a fifteen. I'm telling
you the number you got twelve. He's likesh, dang it, who is
that? He's gonna make a strength check right now to see if he busts
through the door. Actually, not that strung. He just needs to get
higher than attend though. He got a ten, so he just has good
at his job. Opens the door and you're you're standing there unconscious. Kick
behind you, Yog is out of his cage. The dog is like barking
like crazy, and he's like, you are to arrest? Oh all right?
To be continued, Actually alright, because we reached time. We reached
time, so I'm to be continued at the middle of that heist one a
waky episode. It was wild baby