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A decade of destruction and here we
are ten years. That's a long time.

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Boys. You've been doing this for
a decade now, and we would

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come to celebrate a decade of fucking
holes and taking souls like like only a

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LAPS fan can. And I'm just
here to share my little testimonial and my

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experience in piece of the Pie.
I'd like to say I've been here for

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the whole ten years, but that
that would not be accurate. I found

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the LAPS fan at the at Carney's
convention in Shamberg in twenty twenty eighteen.

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I believe it was the last day. I was just kind of walking around

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in the aftermath of everything, and
I saw this name on the sheet,

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said the Lapse Fan, and I
was like that, that sounds like it's

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something I might be interested in.
So I uh, I think I had

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even looked like you guys up maybe
even a couple of months before that.

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I was looking for some I was
like, I'll start listening to some wrestling

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podcasts, and uh, I saw
the Lapse fan and I remember thinking,

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Jesus fucking Christ, this shows like
five six hours long. How the fuck

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am I gonna think I gonna do? That idiot. So I believe that

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that was around the time that uh
Brucey was coming out and something to wrestle

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with and uhh but I uh so
I listened to that, and you know,

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I enjoyed and a little hour and
a half shows and all that,

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and I thought it was pretty cool. So I get to uh Shamburg and

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I walk in. You know,
there's the big ten area in and Cody

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and all his cigar bullshit's going on
outside. What a fraud, But anyway,

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he We're in there and then then
the coach heirs come in do their

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thing, and we got the lapse
vents and this is all brand new to

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me. And the moment and I
think I've said it a couple of times

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to anybody that cares to listen to
me. The moment that got me it

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was laps events talking about doctor Jerry
Graham and I have done large amounts of

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cocaine together, and I was like, oh fuck, what's this ship I

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was in, Like, you know, that's it set the tone and let

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me know like, Okay, this
is some big boys shit here. We're

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not fucking around with horseshit stories and
and and lies. You know, we're

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I mean, we're kind of sort
of fucking around with life. But in

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more ways there's more truth in those
lies than the supposed truth that we're presented

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with. And that's all the fucking
matters at the end of the day,

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is that output. Motherfuckers. So
anyway, I was hooked. I I

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completely was enamored, listened to uh
believe it was was one of the I

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thinkst battle the Superstars on the way
home on the plane, lord Al laps

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lord Ow. I fucking love lord
Al and to hear somebody else like go

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into a Lord owl. I I
was smitten. I was smitten quite frankly.

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But you know those six years ago, so I I gotta say,

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if it wasn't you know for the
Labs fan, uh, I'm I gonna

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get corny and so it's like,
oh, it wouldn't be here today,

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but I wouldn't be doing you know, shit, didn't get good. It's

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been a rough last few years and
the need to get in my soapbox.

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But I I don't think I would
have been as good as I was without

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the Lapse fan. It it gave
me, he gave me shelter from the

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stone Daddy. If nothing else,
I had something to grab onto. I

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had something I knew was going to
be there. I found people I know

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we're going to be there. It's
it is outside of my family. It's

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probably been the most transformative thing in
my life. And I cannot pay that

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back. I couldn't even I can't
even put it into words. So I

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wanted to do my best to try
to not be the nature boy and and

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go, God, I shot got
But the feeling is real. That's that's

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how I feel about this show,
these guys. At the end of the

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day, the what it creates,
what it gives out to the universe is

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the only the thing that makes our
existence is worth anything on this planet.

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And I'm fearful and I'm terrified that
we're going in every other direction to avoid

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those things. And the laps Fan
is a beacon of light that shines and

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leads the way and says, no, this is how we do it because

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we're the fuckers that know, and
we know how it used to be when

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it was better. We know more
than anybody how to make it better.

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And the co chairs, I hope
you have ten more decades. I don't

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know if I'll be around for all
of those. You know that would make

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me one hundred and forty something.
But with the advancements in modern medical science,

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I'm sure we'll be hooking ourselves to
ports very shortly and consuming our nutrients

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and coming through them and it all
be fantastic and it'll be fine, is

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what I'm saying. So I'm looking
forward to it. I can't wait.

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Thank you, guys, Thank you, just I mean to everybody out there,

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it's a collective. Unless you're one
of the dipshits, then you can

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go fuck yourself and get lost.
But you know, you know if you

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are, and if you're not,
I'm not talking about you and you know

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that too, So I love all
of you. Thank you,