Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. I am
back, baby, and this time keep your hands and feet inside the car
till the right comes to a complete stop. Once again, is my honor
to introduce the Admiral of the Airwaves, your friend of mine, the one
the only get running for big Wow baby honey, to the polutly I brought
some help tonight. Well no, well, hello and welcome, thanks for
getting your pot on. That is Doug Phelps, comedian. He'll be competing
again to be the funniest person in Rochester beginning he'll be up there July sixth,
but the contest starts July fifth, ye, and then they go I
think it goes July fifty six, seventh, eighth, and ninth the first
rounds. Yeah, right through Sunday. I believe there were ninety people.
I had some kind of I guess it was an informal meeting this morning.
Yeah, via the phone. Then we talked about all that stuff. But
uh yeah, and I thought you were great last year. Thank you.
Now. Part of the contest in these is you bring as many people as
you can. Well, but they make it as I think they do a
fantastic job. Of keeping it fair in that every person in the audience has
to vote their top three favorites. Yes, so it seems to really balance
it out because everybody who is there for you should vote for you. Although
I don't know that that happens all the time. I'm pretty sure it happened
for you, but I think for some other people it just didn't. Because
sometimes you get up there and you eat it, and I you know,
one of the things I always say is, uh, doing stand up comedy
and walking in front of a microphone and thinking you can make a room full
of strangers laugh, you're kind of fucked up in the head number one.
But it's not an easy thing. And I just, you know, I
can't know, and I don't like really making fun of people or anything.
Sometimes there were as comics up there that would get good of mean and they
would start saying stuff to the other so I'd pick on them a little bit
when we went through. But for the most part, I think police have
some respect for what these people are doing, because some of them it's the
first time ever. Yeah, and it's not an easy thing, and it
takes balls just to decide to do it right. It just does there's a
couple of comics that got no laughs in there three to five minutes. Yeah,
I mean nobody's snickered. In the end, everybody clapped, yes,
out of respect, just respect. I couldn't get it. You know,
people are like, I gonna get up there, got blessed exactly, and
I don't get better, and that I understand, But the uh, I
would love Did your dad go last year? Did you go last yet?
Every show? Yeah? You're at every show? Yeah, I first one
coming coming up the six we're gonna be coming back from friends and that we're
gonna go see for the fourth of July week and and Toledo, Ohio.
And I don't want to try fill hanging on a second. What's manner Toledo
on the fourth of July? I mean, I can't imagine being anywhere else.
Why would you pick Toledo the fourth? How did you get suckered into
that one? Where's the knife? We had friends that moved there because they're
children and grandchildren and yeah, and they wanted to be closer, so we
went. I found it a really nice city. Yeah, Toledo. I
don't know about Toledo at all. Ride they took us, Oh, that
is. It's right. That's the only thing. I know. What the
mud hens did they take you on a river ride? Is you say it's
fantastic. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, I bet. I mean and
the city is little, well so is Rochester, but this was beautiful colors
and whatever. Um that went by the baseball stadium where the Red Wings play
occasionally hope to take in a whether they're there or not. Well, there's
a Paul there. The wings are no, no, not the wings,
but just will be home. Yeah, that's nice. So yeah, we're
so. You said you seem like the kind of guy and maybe you and
your wife that when you had friends, you just kept in contact no matter
where they were. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, great couple too. Florida
President. They kept up with everybody, just said once listen. Yeah we
went to Vegas with him. We just had a wonderful time out there,
laughs and crazy times. Yeah, they were really fun. So you guys
today I did see that Doug posted on Facebook that it was kind of Uh,
was this a make good Father's Day or a Father's Day celebration that you
just didn't get to do. No, he likes to go to bingo on
Father's day and his birthday and Wednesdays are half price. Oh, so you
can go there for more bang for your buck and get extra tickets and extra
I was raised in a bengalhal. Literally, I know every bengalhal that there
was, and back in the fifties, my mother and father were addicted.
Really five cents a game and some of the some of the chips that they
used to use are great big pieces of corn. And that was great big
Willow Point Park. Yeah. And the other place whereas it was called the
boardwalk where Sea Breeze is now, there was two amusement parks and you'd walked
down. It wasn't an entrance where you had to pay different It's just it
was owned by a different person. And they had a bingo hall there and
they used the big, great big pieces of corn for the chips for the
used to win chickens. Yeah, oh, hams and oh my father won
seven hams one night. Honestly, god, it was every night every night.
I was raised at Chalada where the walked out of there just bloated in
turkeys and hams. He won three hams and four turkeys. How do you
feed the family. Its phenomenal, No every bingle holler, wasn't you do?
And so you just and you love the game. It just so,
Yeah, tell me about what happens at Turning Stone because it looked like it's
electronic now because I take a shot, okay, yeah, I seem to
have an iPad in front of you, was what I thought. And you
brought your little Buddha. You're good luck, boodle. Absolutely, I've seen
many people for me, but I'm willing to take a chance if he is.
I rubbed his stomach, well, just his stomach, Yes, that's
it. Keep it just above the belt all you've got one too, all
right, But it's so they iPod iPad. Yeah, yeah, I think
they got twenty four boards down there. And as it gets closer, it
puts your main board to the front and says, you know, you have
five balls to go, or you have five left, five four left,
so it kind of helps you through when you're done, when you're down to
one number, it'll ding and you can hear it all over the place,
so you know somebody's close to a Bengal they need one. Now, I
hate wouldn't you hate that? Normally, go back to the old day.
I used to the fun. They have that too. They have the paper
you can buy yeah, with the blodder, with the blodder or the daver
it's like a phallic symbol. But one girl next to me was sucking on
her I don't know about wow, well just purple when she started. But
you've got all kinds of different games. Now they've got a monkey game and
you have to one number, two numbers, three numbers for little breaks progression.
Then you can pick your own numbers. What's it crazy eats? Oh
yeah, obviously yeah, that you have to pay for and uh, just
it's screwy. I don't, I don't. What do you want to get
into it? It may I ask this and you can tell me to mind
my own business. But how much do you invest in playing? What?
What? What's a game? Or you pay for electronics? Cosh about sixty
two without this is the half price. This is regular. If you go
uh for the electronic board and you get special games and whatever, it's all
included. But you get more games in the electronics, and it would with
paper. Okay, I don't know how many more, to be honest with
you, I think there's like three or four more boards that you're able to
get okay, and each level costs a different amount of money to get into,
Like it's eighteen dollars, so that's almost yeah, but that's the first
level. You get two hundred and fifty dollars if you win, If you
win, five hundred and then a thousand. Okay, have you played one?
Have you ever wanted a thousand? I did? You did? I
had, I had to split it, but because somebody else wanted, well,
I wont um. Yeah, we've won the past three out of four
years. Yeah. With the electronic, do you have to put the number
instilled? You know? And the reason I went to electronic is because they
got to the point I used to be able to like six or six boards,
right, and you know, I missed a couple of numbers and I
realized, oh shit, I'm getting old. Yeah, so I said,
that's what That's what it was for you? Yeah? Is it? Yeah?
I do some people it's like I couldn't been over, I can't touch
for I couldn't remember something. You just it was a yeah, I missed
it as the number, you know it's and he's got the shakes too,
So after first number to hit, before he wait for all the numbers to
seem to have the shakes. It's that looks like, Now, I'm not
that that's that's just natural. It's called an essential tremor. Yes, it
is an essential tremor. Yeah, And I said, well, what do
I need it for? It's not essential to me, you know whatever.
So yeah, my dad had some essential tremors too. He's seventy six and
I'm seventeen, going to be seventy nine in January seventy nine. Yeah,
look at you, but you look like you're so full of life. I
am. You just seem happy. I am very happy. How good?
And so how could you not be happy with a sun like this? You
know? I have to agree. He is a raised sunshine and he does
care deeply for his parent. I will. I have noticed that. I
try my best. No, you do. It's it's a it's a nice
things. Yeah, right, But I love that your dad was busting your
balls a little bit. Obviously he's heard of the act. Oh he is.
You don't act, but you don't hold back on anything, like when
you know your parents are in the audience. It's tough. There's there's a
line I haven't crossed yet that I'm just so relaxed that I can talk about
anything. Yeah, and then might come it woke with a new comedy this,
yes, ye, yeah, because I came up with I added to
a bit that I was doing. And uh, even if I say here,
I guess nobody, you know, not everybody, but he's gonna be
coming. But it was talking about women I've dated, and one of them
was the every date tattoo artist, and I've she had tattoos all over her
body and piercings. She had eight piercings in her left her, fifteen in
her right. She had one in each eyebrow, two in her nose,
one in her lip, one in her tongue, and she even had one
really down there. Yeah, the door knockers, Yes, well, she
said. The Japanese called it imichi amachi, and I called it the chandelier
over the dinner table. Now you can use that joke anyway you want,
even at kids parties. You just have to tell the right Okay, Okay,
we're going to talk about the kukie and the chandelier over the kokie.
You drop me off, getting me out of here. Well, I mean,
now, if your mom, how would you react to a joke like
that she alright, my mom has a good sense. She has a great
sense. His mom wrote that joke. Well, you haven't met my mom.
I've met your mom. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But
a lot of the jokes from Kodak. Just see what we're talking about.
It an old joke I saw on Facebook. Yes, this couple, this
married couple go to the Holy Land with the woman's mother and she she dies,
and the funeral parlor director says, look, we can either bury or
here or the Holy Land, where shall we take care of for a one
hundred and fifty dollars, or we can send her home to America for five
thousand dollars. He goes out, pay the five thousand dollars to ever set
home. He goes through, you could save a lot of money. But
ever in the Holy Land, and he goes, No, the last time
they buried somebody in the Holy Land, he came back to life two days
later. I just don't want to take that chance with my mother in law.
And he remembers. But the old jokes from Kodak that I still tell
from history. Yeah, yeah, you know. I always had a theory
about Kodak that I think that this area with there's a lot of really really
bright minds and still in this area. And I think Kodak's I guess you
could say to blame for that in a way, because there was a lot
of guys with PhDs who came in here and decided they didn't want to be
inventors on their own, take the risk on their own. They could get
a steady paycheck, raise their family. It was. It's certainly a great
area, and you had all this you know, minds as Kodak sort of,
and I don't know what you would say about it today, Uh not
certainly not as big as it was. Right. They lost a lot of
that, they did. They lost a ton, a ton because I knew
a guy who down it went downhill fast. But a lot of those families
are, you know, love the area. People come back here. It's
almost the roots are set here. And I go, boy, smart people
have smart offspring, and we've got some really really uh inventive companies in this
area that are small but brilliant minds. And then you know all this stuff
with R I T always going, boy, you really could got a real
They called it a brain drain for years with people leaving, But I go
but maybe there's not. Maybe that's an overstatement. You know, how are
you gonna keep young people sometimes where the weather isn't great and they're getting an
offer from I don't know, Austin or Sarasota, Florida or San Diego,
Right, I mean, who's gonna that's that's a tough that's a tough thing.
But you get people back here and it seems it, Well that could
be too, that could be. At one point we had what Kodak Xerox
were the major sponsors of the Olympics, and they had uh Lee, our
cousin when James he told me one time that uh five on the top ten
sponsors Olympics were all in after they weren't. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah,
well Kodak was Yeah for sure. What did you do at Kodak?
I worked in film processing. We took care of color, print and processing.
We were the ones that developed all of the film that was sent into
through the drug store or mailers or whatever from the Mississippi River to the Atlantic
coast Holy Carom Florida to Maine. Yeah, we took care of We were
doing probably at its peak when I was there was like four and a half
million prints a week. Okay, and uh, I worked in the dark
room a lot, but I did. I did most of the jobs in
in that area. And I've seen everything. You can't think of anything,
so help me God that I didn't see and people took a picture of I
was just going to ask you no matter how gross. Yeah, we got
stuff from police departments. Yeah. Sure, you know the bodies were laid
out. Um. Pornographic stuff was unbelievable. Really. Oh, it was
every roll, every role that came down, because you'd have a ticket with
it. It was the prince and they'd match those up. They referred to
these things as sevens. I don't know where that came from. Nobody does.
But through the mails we could accept it because we didn't know what was
on. It wasn't the Yeah, it wasn't in a No, you had
to come to State Street and pick it up. That's where the sevens got
put in a separate box and they were taken. You could come in and
get So if if somebody sent their film and they lived, you said it
was everywhere east of the Mississippi, right, yeah, yeah, Mississippi back
to the So I mean, what if it was somebody from miles and miles
and thousands of miles away and have to come and get that. We couldn't
know, We couldn't send it to the mail. Yeah, you know,
when when it first started, I started there in nineteen sixty five. Uh,
any frontal nunity was out of the question. But then they lay axed,
the laws changed or whatever, and uh it. But if there was
any so there had to be people who did not come and get there.
So what happened to those photos? Grammar school? They didn't want to bike,
they didn't want Star Wars. They wanted to felt. I still got
a poster that it's another story. So that's funny. That's funny because my
son was working in Walgreens and my his mom lives in Alabama. So he
goes to school at Roberts Wesley and then he went home COVID They shut the
school down in November, so now he's going to be home for three months.
He said, I wanted to work, and he had been working in
a Walgreens up here. So he starts working in a Walgreens in Huntsville and
he said, some guy comes in and he wants to have a calendar printed.
Well, and it's all pictures of his wife. But but the only
thing you see when you load it in is the first cover photo. And
then he said, after that it starts spitting it out. This woman's naked
on everything, on a motorcycle, on the counter, and the house all
this, And my son goes, I can't give this to you. He's
like, I'll give you your money back, but we can't do this.
And I go, why why can't you? You're the only one who knew
give the guy the thing, take the money. Who cares? And my
son said to me, Walgreens is at the corner of happy and healthy,
not happy and horning. I can't do it. My boss would have absolutely
lost it. He can't do it. Yeah, there are certain rules.
I mean, I would think even there, you know, if that guy
caught by somebody's who knows what people are gonna today in twenty twenty three,
who's offended by what? Everything right? Yeah, so you never know.
So when they shut that building down. I went to work for Danny Wigman's
and I worked at three different places in photo finishing, okay at the time,
So then I was driving. I got into driving the school bus for
gree Central and I just got away from it. I says, you know,
there's more to this than the big yellow box was, and my interest
had to evolve into something else. It was just, Yeah, it was
the best job I ever had and I missed it. Yeah. And where
I was working, even though Wigman's had a good product, they treated me
good. It wasn't the same. Sure, the standard wasn't the same.
We were the we were the gold stand yeah, Cadillac. Yeah, and
the rest of it wasn't right. And so you know, it bothered me
a lot. Okay, let's do away with this. But I had a
great time. But and I've seen as far as celebrities and candid positions,
I remember doing well. I did a Christmas guard for Harry Winkler, Henry
and his mother and father and they're standing there, Merry Christmas, whatever it
was. So I did that and you know, sent it off. So
I did things that's cool. When they made the space shots, the first
transparencies that came through, State troopers brought that in and we developed it and
they had to have a State trooper go through all the procedures because you had
to be in the dark. It was all I mean, it was black.
You could hold a hand in front of you and you couldn't see anything.
He says, well, you know this is what it's going to be
like. He says, I have to follow this all right. So they
did, but we were the first ones to see it from outer space,
the first first transparencies, things like that. Yeah, historical things. I
mean, that's historic, right, I mean that certainly is. Yeah,
it's food. You still a trigger word? No, you know, we
had to print that film different because it was more of a reddish color.
So we had a color correct it before we could print it. You know,
so there was stay standards that we did, but we would not let
anything go. If it was wrong, it went through an inspection and if
the color was off, you corrected it until it was right. Wow.
Whereas other places that I worked for, you know, people, people would
they throw it in a drawer and that would be it. You know,
they got a baby. It's greener than hell, right, and so that's
wonderful. I said, I can fix it. No, no, look
at my baby, I says, it's green. Well, then you remember
how they all of a sudden in the eighties he was popping up the one
hour photo map. Oh yeah, yeah, and that was that I would
assume was twenty four hours service, okay, and we couldn't if the planes
were late and whatever, and we were on our way to lunch and they
came in. We were told, get your buck back in the dark room
and get this stuff out. Because we were twenty four hour service. You
had to get it in and get it out. And that was it.
I have to think in a dark room there had to be a lot of
shenanigans going on. A couple of times I would think, I think there'll
be pranks and there'll be other stuff going on, and well, only because
you couldn't see anything. Yeah, there there was some people that did more
pranks and other people, but we didn't go in that room more pranks than
work. How the floor was sticky, I'm telling you it was terrible.
But as far as pranks, yeah, I have one guy. I love
the guy. His name is Perry Jackson. And I had a hand like
you get at Halloween and cut off with the rubber one and you go in
the dark and I had it on the board where you put the paper,
make a splice and put it into the machine and it laid there and I'm
watching him. I had the night goggles so I could see he comes in.
He didn't know what the hell it was, and I didn't dare follow
him, so he knew that I was in there. So we have light
tight doors. So you go one through that you're dark in the middle.
Then when this one closes, then you can go the white light no light.
When he hit the white light and saw it at hand, he almost
did a and well he did call me a couple of names. Why did
you do that to me? Because I love you, man, that's why.
Oh yeah, that's why you do it. That is it? And
then today you said when when you know Doug took you down to play bingo
at Turning Stone. A lot of gray hairs there. Oh he uh.
It's a different world at bingo. Yeah, where the top cross to the
class. But could you focus? Could you focus with all these hot women
around? No? He couldn't. More toes and teeth in that place.
Joke. How do you get an eighty year old woman to say the affordingo
and it's smokey there too? You have it is? Yeah, Indian,
Oh that's right. When that's weird, that's that's a different thing, isn't
it weird? The big part of the casino is smoke, but they do
have non smoking areas. Yes, it's a little to get the bigo.
You got to walk through the smoke and you remember how the bars used to
be, and you're like, thank god, we don't have this. Yeah,
that was one good law, even if you're smoking. I used to
smoke. I've quit for a year and a half now now I can't really
stand it. But not to be a hypcrip, but I'm glad it's not
in bars anymore. Yeah, because you wouldn't be us. You stood next
to a campfire. Yeah, I were worse than that. Right, if
I did a club gig, I would have to come home, take my
clothes off almost at the front door before I went into the bedroom, and
I was married or near the kids. Because it was awful. I was
next to a woman that you'd take little breaks. So before we started bingo,
I went out and played Little Keno and this lady's next to me,
big cigarette, the puffs coming my way. She goes. I wanted to
sit there, but I can't. I can't find the cleopatrav mega touch and
I'm legally blind. I'm like, oh, you're doing great. Don't worry.
And that was the one I was playing. She goes, what are
you playing on Cleopatrick's not on there? I go right here? Where is
it? I can't see it? I go, I know you told me
illegally blind? Did you get her number? No? She doesn't have Breil
on her cell phone and I checked it out, so I left it on
there. I go here, I gotta go play Bingo. I'll leave it
at Cleopatra. Two hours later, come out for a break. She's still
sitting there. I go, do you play Cleopatra? She goes, no,
I couldn't. Here you go. You know, Doug, you could
be a real helper down there. Yeah, you know you could run tours
down to uh thing. I gotta do something. I gotta get out there
entertaining well that I that. I agree? Yeah, I agree. Hey,
when you were doing stand up begging, you have the radio show,
so you're around the mic every day, and that's got to help. If
you're trying to different stuff, you can. I really gotta be out there.
I never was want to, you know, do the set up kind
of thing if if it fit, it fit you know kind of thing.
Uh, but you're right, I mean anything. The reps, right,
the reps you're doing. And I think that once you get kind of comfortable
on a mic and you can talk to anybody, you'll find the funny moments
here and there. And yeah, that's it. But I do think like
stand up to Me is more of an art. You need to be doing
it more often. Now I didn't tell you, or maybe I did tell
you. I went to Buffalo. They had their Funniest Person in Buffalo contest
and I was a night one and I and it was myself and eleven others
and I did not make it through the first round. Okay, but there
again, I didn't tell anybody in Rochester, that's right. Yeah. So
they're the same type of thing though, where it was audience vote, but
they vote ten to one. They rake everybody. Okay, sid you find
out where you landed. I didn't. I didn't want to poke my nose
into it. And I even told my parents, I'm like, you know
what, I'm just gonna go out and see what it's like, if it's
a nice place or what it is. What was the club helium? Helium?
Yeah, and you had to pay twenty five dollars to enter. Cindy
Arenas in it, and I'm hoping she's gonna make it's really good. I'm
a fan. But again, there was about one hundred people and the top
three you could see fifteen twenty people while they're friends. So yeah, all
right, they don't. I mean it helps, it helps, It definitely
helps. I do like the way this club does it. The comedy at
the Carlson does it because they keep it. You know, I've had a
lot of people asking me when I'm going up again. I just post on
Facebook. People of Forest Hill. They've been asking because I do little jokes
there and they all they all know that I'm going to be doing it again.
So it's exciting. I've got to I've been practicing. I'm gonna be
taking my stuff out to my friend's bar down wold Locklins and a couple of
nights. Uh, friend of mine's working well. I mean I've friends with
most of the staff, but uh, just playing some music and trying some
comedy, just to all right, get out, yeah, man, get
those rest, get excite. Two weeks away. Two weeks away, that
is, I know it. Two weeks away. I have to say that
I'm very, very proud of him to see him up. Oh, Bill,
he's doing a great Ooh yes, no, he can see him on
stage and the timing. I'm very pleased with his material that he can get
out the way he does with the timing. Yeah, I performed for years
in front of a crowd singing that's entirely Wait a second, how are we
just hearing about this now? You just what did you say? I had
an Elvis show. It is called taking Care of Business, and I was
on for an hour and a half. I had guys behind me, five
pieces, and I don't think I did know that I had the costumes and
the skin Elvis. You sang Elvis songs and yeah, would you ever do
that again? You a heartbeat? Don't let them fool you? How fun?
So you had a whole band with you and everything? Oh yeah,
it was like yeah, you know, in front of two hundred people twice
a year at the Golden Ponds, which is not there anymore. It's not,
but we were there for twenty years. Yeah, twice a year,
and to hold your audience and not have them you know, you know,
when they're not doing good, they'll get up and walk out. Yea,
it was a dinner show and whatever I was proud of that, but I
wasn't Elvis. I never have been Elvis. I'm David Phelps and I do
Elvis, and I don't try to the impersonation. I let the audience use
their imagination and they fill in the gaps with the music that sure there,
yea, you know so you have to all the memories that are associated with
it, you know so. But I've seen some impersonators that they think,
you know, I'm going to do this suck. I could get a little
Elvis. What is your favorite Elvis song? Uh, treat me nice,
treat me nice. Now, if I find the treat me nice karaoke,
yeah, I do it all the time. Maybe we'll take you can take
us to a break singing that. That would be kind of nice. I
kind of I like this, you know. But I thought Doug was great.
I hadn't seen or met Doug till last year, and uh, you
know, you sit through all those and it's not the first year I had
hosted it, and I went, wow, that guys, I really liked
I like the energy, I liked everything, and well, family, when
we get together and play games or whatever. If he's not there, it's
not the same because he's he's the catalyst of getting everybody laughing. And what's
way more fun when oh absolutely don't sing it? Bring it? Uh,
let's see if I have it here? Treat me nice? Yeah, here
we go. Okay, let's see what we got. I have to it's
got to go through an ad. All right, here we go. But
when I walked through the door a bit be blite? Are you going to
making a song? If you don't reading me right? How don't you ever
kissing me at once? I'm kissing me twice dreaming? Now? Wow,
you know that you've been told to hear mebe it's not fair to tease.
Now if you come on, calm, I'm really gonna freeze if you don't
own me to be cold? Is look at this duct? Did you feeding
that? Home'll go out there? If you run in the car, scratch
my back and run your preyative fingers through my head. I be your slave
if he has him to two. But if you don't behave I'm going to
walk right out on you if you want my love and take my headvice.
Christmas, that's literally impressive, Christmas. The uh did you know like they
were? I'm just wandered role playing went on You ever put on the Elvis
out? Are you kidding me? Current student conference meetings at night. He
comes in with his one season hand out ribbons to the principal, the assistant
principle, my teacher, the teacher there, the music teacher. He's having
some trouble in a geometry. You know. I was never good at finding
friends myself. And then when I left, I always thank you, thank
you. No, I meant like, you know, was there ever?
Did you know things were getting hot and heavy at home? Then you need
to go hide? The Elvis outfit came on the records. I don't know.
He was always wearing that. He'm alled the line with it good?
Just once, just that one time I got my star for cutting a lot
more terrible, and you know they had to call him it was terrible.
I had. I had a radio show called Elvis the King's Review on one
or six point three. Uh huh and uh I was up for four and
a half year. Is that a public access uh six point I don't know.
Yeah, I think it might have been the public Rochester Free Radio,
Rochester Free Radio. Yep, ye, So I was on that for Saturday
nights. Uh. But I got to the point where I couldn't do it
at the studio anymore because of the problem at the h Auditorium. Okay auditorium,
but the where they had the problem with the armory Armory, and I
said, I'll do it. I'll do it at home and record and then
send it in. So we did. But it was it was a great
experience. I had a lot of fun with it. Yeah, um,
so I enjoyed it. Well, that's very cool. I've got some old
pictures of him on stage. I'll send him I would love to see.
I'm back into reception. I have him somewhere on Facebook. We're just talking
about a front of his Kenny Styles moving back from Florida, and there's pictures.
I don't know. This is early seventy season, is white Elvis suit
and Kenny's is like one of the tea birds and they're outside Shala High School.
What kind of cards and white? Pretty well, it's black and my
picture but it was a smoking white and yellow. I've got him somewhere in
my place. Wow. Yeah, Well the memories are cool. I mean,
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It's changing within this frame. Motion swells behind the smile moving. Well,
here comes give the song. I know who this is. Yeah,
I've never heard the song. Never know pleasure I got job, I built,
this ship is my making. It's just the yeah, the control,
myself control. I'm I'm crazy. Ship. Oh okay, who is it?
This is Robert Plant? Yeah, ship of fools doing, Ship of
fools, that's right. Kevin sending out memes today of the titan submersible,
but the saying Alexa play air supply and I'm seeing all the things that say
fifteen hours of air left. But you know that they're they're thinking that there's
fifteen air left. And the temperature of the water now, we talked to
Rick Um yesterday and he told us that I think he thought it was blow
freezing. Some people are saying it's thirty nine. Either way, it's fucking
cold. It's thirty nine degrees. It's not an insulated vessel. One expert
seemed to think that the submersibles sank to the bottom and that it's really somewhere
within a square mile of the Titanic, but it could be on the ocean
floor. Somebody said it might be caught in one of the propellers of the
Titanic. Yeah, yep. And there was also the other one I saw
was two people that worked for that submersible company came out and they had coming
out now saying that they had issues with you know, flaws in this that
they they'd be silent about, you know, and now everybody, well everyone's
an expert. Yeah, so somebody started a podcast about the mistic submarine.
They started to hear they believe they've heard noises that they think maybe tapping.
They heard him last night, they heard him this morning, that maybe somebody
banging on the side of the well. We don't know, because that's the
thing is it could be any sound from miles away just travels, you know,
underwater. And that's how you're right. Orcas another one last bang in
Wales talk to each other in there. I heard orcas are dicks? Is
that true? I don't. I don't really how let me let me look
it up. Look it up. Yesterday when we talked to Rick mur Murkhar
of Aquatic Adventures, and he said, pulling it up is a dangerous It's
just dangerous. Now, maybe you have only four hours less, have your
air supply. Well, that's not still gonna cut it because they have to
bring you up at a controlled pace to avoid decompression. Right, so now
here you get into the searching wall. I mean me, i'd say,
well, we'll pull We'll put you in the chamber. I mean, you're
gonna have to head your bet somewhere or the other here, because at a
certain point it's just a no goal. There's this, I mean, the
searcher would be just truthless sort of thing, and we have to be real
to that. But at the same time, I think we you know,
we don't lose hope. Don't lose hope as a Canadian. He had to
slip in the no goal and they're didn't it no one? He's in Sabers
territory. No goal. But yeah, I mean he's right because you get
the bends. If you get the bends, like if you're body, if
you're underground. You can look this up to Kevin when you're when you're underwater,
your blood turns into the oxygen turns into nitrogen. Yeah, you're under
water, you're five. If you go up, it's like shaking up a
coke bottle, man, you go up too fast. According to Wikipeda,
the only orcs that are dicks of the ones from kohachtin now the morbid things
are starting to come out. Your mom's from Quacton. The final text messages
uh huh yeah. A friend of billionaire Hamish Harding, who is one of
the five people missing on the submersible. They know where he is. He's
just they don't know where he is. That lost communication, you know,
obviously on Sunday and all this stuff. But he sat down with I think
it was is a BBC breakfast probably, Yeah. What was exciting for him
about going in this submersible. What kind of preparations he might have made.
We don't really talk about it. It's known he understood the risks for sure,
there's no doubt about that. He the last text I got was,
Hey, we're headed out tomorrow. It looks good. The weather's been bad,
so they've been waiting for this. He went down to the deepest part
of the oceans at a few World records I think it was last year,
to the Marianas Trench, and we talked quite a bit about the risks and
the different things that they were going to be able to do. So he
was he was very excited about it. They're actually you know, they're going
there for a fun trip, but they're doing some serious science. Also.
The wreck of the Titanic has been changing over the years. It's starting to
disintegrate, and there are several scientists on the mission that are actually looking at
the subsea surface and how that the Titanic is going. So it wasn't just
a fun trip. They were actually doing real exploration for all of humanity.
Titanic is not only important to Britain, it's important to everybody, and so
they're able to see how that touch message the vessel is deteriorating over the years
under the ocean. It's like a reverse Challenger. Yeah, you're right,
yeah, instead of going up and went down and the poor teacher won the
trip, yeah and ended up dying. I mean, it's like the Titanic
movie Rose, I want a trip to be here. Then Danny set up
this a tweet from the New York Post who talked to a psychologist. Listen
to this. Certainly there is sheer panic where their heart is racing and they're
having trouble breathing or feeling like they cannot catch a breath, and or they
feel like they are going to lose their mind. And certainly in a cramped
space that is dark like this situation, that can be exponentially worse. I
think they're probably moving in and out of phases of panic to gallows humor,
you know, to fear, to feeling really bonded with the other the other
passengers that are that are with them. So there's just lots of probably lots
of significant mood twins. Do you need to does he need to say this?
So now there's three diseases that you don't need a doctor's degree for,
Okay, alcoholism, autism and now anxiety. Do they know anybody can diagnose
those three? Now? Do they know they're lost? I mean, do
we know that they know they're lost? They got to know it, I'm
sure because the CEOs on there and once they lost communication, they're supposed to
come back. Write. I mean, they lost communication from an hour and
a half last year, and then it came back. They got to know.
Now, yeah, I mean the significant moods, I'm going I think
he went a little further. He's a Navy psychologist, this guy. I
think he went a little further in some of these. Certainly they're a sheer
panic where their heart is racing and they're having trouble breathing, or they feel
like they're going to lose their mind and all this stuff we heard, but
I thought there was something. I think they're probably moving in and out.
It seems like everyone through the seven stages of grief. It just it's it
wouldn't well. Yeah, but I feel like, as a psychiatrist, do
you need to say this? Should he just shut up and not comment on?
Everybody has to be an expert. No, But it's not the expert
part. It's the families of the five people on there. Do you know
what I'm saying? Like the five they need to know. I'm sure he
may have been the first psychologist to say or psychiatrist to say, yeah,
I'll do your show. There may have been others who have been like no,
I don't want to say yeah, Like God, should I bring my
business card? Can I put my number at the bottom of the screen.
Then? How about this guy that surfaces again in the New York Post hurt
in a submarine call, a German adventurer who explored the Titanic wreckage on the
same submersible that disappeared, has labeled the voyage a quote suicide mission. Now
I could tell us I was incredibly lucky back then. This guy who's sixty
years old, his name is Arthur Lowell. Of his hair raising aquatic adventure.
He undertook the perilous underwater Odyssey in August twenty twenty one, diving down
over twelve thousand meters to the famous wreckage in the Titan submersible, also along
for the descent, and he said it only cost him one hundred and ten
thousand. We heard two hundred and fifty yesterday there was a French Titanic expert
again Stockton Rush. Who's this? I think Stockton Rush just likes going down.
He goes on every mission. He could sell his seat for two hundred
and fifty thousand. He's got a seat license in the new stadium of the
Bills too. This is what the guy said, the German guy. It
was a suicide mission back then the first submarine didn't work. Then a dive
at sixteen hundred meters had to be abandoned. He explained that they ended up
launching five hours late due to electrical issues, which he suspects is to blame
for the Titans crew's current predicament. Not only that, but right before the
voyage, the bracket of the stabilization tube which balances the sub tour and had
to be reattached with zip tie. Well, it's like when you have you
ever seen a plane and they take duct tape to the wing right, I've
seen it. I've seen that happen. Scared the ship out of me.
Like Tommy wants our buddy, Tommy Mule wants to call me from an airport
when he's flying back from somewhere on his vacation. Rights brow check this out.
So I'm sitting outside the window of this plan about to jump on,
right, So this guy has a broom and he's tapping the bottom of the
of the plane. Goes, all right, try it now, so I
think I'm safe? Are you serious? No, dumb ass, I know
you believe that story. This guy went on to say, you need strong
nerves, you mustn't be clustrophobic. You have to be able to sit cross
legged for ten hours. So he said in that submarine which we heard yesterday,
I can't even pogue of CPSS, you know. David pola c said
it was like a camper in there, this guy saying you have to sit
cross leg for ten hours. During one of the dies, he even touched
down aboard the ill fated cruise liner, Like they actually touched on it when
they went down, which to your point, if they're stuck under the propeller
of it, it could be. However, out of all the Daredevil adventures,
and this guy was in a MiG over Russia. He visited the North
and South Pole. He says the expeditions to the Titanic and in the titan
were the most extreme. I don't know, people, let's put it this
way. People are gonna do. Okay. I hate to give a morbid
example, but I will. The day Kobe Bryant died, they told the
LA Police Department told everybody it's too windy to have helicopters up there, ground
all helicopters. But Kobe was late and he had to get somewhere. He's
like, damn it, I'm rich. This is what I do. We're
going, right, I guess what happened. Kobe's no longer here. So
when you get a bounch your rich dudes to submarate. No, damn it,
we're going. But I have a friend who's a pilot, and he
told, he told he works for some rich people and he's a private plane
pilot. He goes, I'm the most important person on this flight. If
I say we ain't going, we ain't going. Yeah, but everybody there
should be it, right. It's always the ones that fly themselves to give
me a little nervous one more on this. This guy, Brian says,
is the step son of British explorer Hamish Harding, who is one of the
five on the submersible the Titan. Can we come up with a nickname for
these five yet? No? Okay? He retweeted an image of only fans
it girl breath flashing her booty in the throng and she her boots a booty,
her booty with the caption and it's she wrote, can I sit on
you? And he responded yes please. We all deal with grief stefferent ways.
The post came just minutes after he yes, followers to please keep my
family her prayers. Come on, we all grieve in different ways and Louis
flowers and send my son tokens. Yeah right. He boasted on Monday that
he attended a Blink one eighty two concert the search for his stepdad and he
came under fire from him, but you keep her, keep my family in
your prayers, and then fifteen twenty thirty minutes later go can I sit on
you? Yes? Please? Submers was not a blink wenity too. Let's
go to the next So so as you guys know, I was married once
before, and my ex wife was very close to two of the four Webster
Firefly who got killed. So that morning people are sending her messages going hey,
I'm sorry, you know you're in my thoughts and prayers. I later
found out she really know these guys at all, which she kind of made
it sound like she did, and all of a sudden, seriously, yeah,
just keep going. So so then two minutes later, one of the
friends who posted was centered that message goes whoa like talking about something completely irrelevant
on Facebook, like can't wait for Christmas to that baby, were gonna be
drinking it up. But see now when it comes to this guy, it's
his stepdad. Hamish is just said his stepdad, and he's thinking, they're
going, why is the adventurer? It was bound to happen. Yeah,
I mean, that's what's gonna happen. His friend in the in the clips
say he went, he said, records going to the deepest part of the
ocean, And like we only hear about stepdads in two scenarios. We hear
when they're great stepdads, you know, like he raised me since I was
two, Like I was his own sign. I was all right. Or
he was my only dad. I my other dad would pop in and out,
but he was consistent, he was there. He guided me, you
know, he my dad and my stepdad gave me away from the wedding.
Yeah, that story to a great stepdad. Yeah. Or you hear about
the complete creepy, douche bag, abusive asshole times of Wayne County. Right,
but in between there might be Yeah, what did you say, Billy,
an opinion of somewhere between fact and fiction. Yes, Hamish is somewhere
between the ocean floor and only fans. Right, that's exactly so. I
mean, you know this guy may be like, yeah, he's pretty good.
Yeah, seven out of ten. Yeah, you could add to the
funeral. You know, Hamish was cool. I love them. You let
me ride out a submarine. You know, he's a cool guy. The
name Hamish, by the way, is that not like it might be Hamish.
It may be, but I but he's I don't know. I think
he's just British. Harding is his last. Yeah, it's very it's a
very sounds like he plays post. Yes, it does, it does it
does a lot. Yesterday also we talked with our friend Simon to grum Simon.
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down from the wreckage stands we that I turned myself. I tried to make
this with you. You let it go. He keep me dumming back.
I'm taking it back. Can't like this. Got you gotta driver like he's
stolen there. It is a lot going on here, but hold yeah,
yeah, I try. Thought it might have been a man eater like remix.
Got d have it like the stolen. I think one of my kids
would like this song. It's all right, I remember that Showna's brother.
No, it was from a movie, and I'm not remember it was.
I would like you stolen cars too. What our friend Simon de Grump told
us yesterday about finding a stolen Kia is not that uncommon. Here is silence.
So I went in the store and I got my coffee, made hop
back in my truck, and I proceeded to go around the building like I
normally do and come out the other side. See you to join in the
traffic that way. But as I made that turn, I almost hit the
black keya sitting in front of me. What the hell's he is doing here?
It does along here, so I want to find a little bit of
a gretty Noland around it. I looked at the car. I didn't see
any broken windows or anything. It just seemed weird where it was. They
just seemed weird where it was. So if you see something, say something.
And it turned out it was the stolen Kia. He looked inside he
could see where the steering column was all ripped apart. So then I'm on
Rochester Reddit and a guy puts up a picture. He's a realator, It
says I'm a Rochester realator, and we did a pretty closing final walkthrough and
found a stolen car in the garage. Funny part was that the house was
listed six weeks ago, but the car has been missing since February. It
was all dusty in there. We never looked in the garage and it seems
the list agent didn't either. So then people are going, well, who
doesn't look in the garage and what about the inspection and all this? So
the guy commented again, this was a fire, fire damaged, boarded up
our EO property. I don't know what an Arido property is, does anybody?
And I didn't bother to look it up. I should have something.
No, it's like it sounds like it was maybe, but it's Ario.
Whatever it was and wherever it is. People think they can you walk in
the Yeah, you hit that, you walk in, the alarm goes keep.
It was being Ario property being sold as is. When we first saw
the house, the garage was locked and bordered up. At the walkthrough,
we crowbarred the garage open. So I wonder if these kids fuck themselves like
they put the car in there. I think they could go get it again
and they couldn't write, they couldn't get it open. Also, outside of
this fire damaged home, it's unlikely to get a home inspection in this competitive
market. Uh that's not a great thing to say, but with twenty plus
offers on every home, a home inspection is hard to get. There are
that many offers now on homes. I thought slowed down a little bit.
Yeah, it's slowed down a little okay, but I mean right now it's
And then this guy throws in a nice plug. That's why it's important purchase
a home, aren't he? And you that knows construction in the inner where
kings of a home. And then he smiled and a little star. But
then came across, so somebody else push in their KEYA boys were stashing vehicles
at a zombie house in my neighborhood until last week. Like I mean,
I would have never thought that, what are these kids? What are they
thinking? Though they're gonna go back and get them. Most of the kids
that are getting popped for this are between the ages of twelve and fifteen.
I haven't seen many older than that. I'm sure there are a couple,
but and this is something I've wondered. Can you start it multiple times once
you've ripped out there, Like, if you don't know the answer to that,
it's a great question. I would assume the answers. Yes, I
would think so, because it's like hot wiring a car. You know,
as long as you get that connection, you can make that connection again.
You'll get it to start. Now, if they rip the stuff out and
it falls out and they don't know how to or what wire goes where,
that's a possibility too. But I thought, and maybe clearly this is wrong.
We were told that even the police believe that some older folks were encouraging
these kids to do it. And then those cars were being you you can
see and grabs, but some of those because those kids aren't right, they're
in and and out. Yeah, an older person is going to get a
little more time. These guys are in and out. But I there haven't
been a whole lot of smashing grabs lately. Suddenly don't want to jinx to
that. So I have no idea stashing those things ever. Stash anything as
a kid, No, but as an adult, as an adult, why
would you have to stash anything a kid? Well, that's what it would
say. Someone from my sister So when my sister and I lived together,
I bought a bunch of Reese's peanut butter cups in the last time, and
then they were all like gone after a week, and I'm like, come
on, Steph. So I hid them on her and then forgot about them
and six months later and I'm like, oh, I hid these on myself.
Really. Now, when I was a kid, I was probably about
eleven twelve, we used to just run through the woods. We'd be on
our bikes all over the neighborhood. Back those days you could do that.
Some guy, some guy had put up little tree saplings. He went to
grow like all these now they're giant evergreens, right. But he put two
roads, one in front of the other. We used them as race lanes.
Someone would be on the inside, someone in the middle, and someone
on the outside. He would come out and screaming, that's we've been running
over the little saplings shit with our bike. But down at the bottom of
this hill was a creek and we'd go in there and play and we try
to catch the fish with our hands and shit. And some older guys would
stash beer. Like in the creek. There was always like a six pack
bottled beer. So we did not drink it, but we did. We
used to go out on the street and we would tap the top of the
bottle. It was a glass bottle, and then we get all shook up
and then you throw it slowed in the air like a fucking grenade. We
loved it. We used to like and then Michael, it would just be
a glass would be shattering all over the street, all over everything. That
was it. That was like our fun. We were too young to even
kind of I think I drank my first beer at fourteen, maybe so it
was a few years later, but we didn't drink it. And yeah,
kids were you kept banging it on this You would tap tap, tap,
tap tap, and then you take it and throw it from the stem and
whatever would Yeah, it would literally explode. We'll try it. Let's try
it. We used to do it as a kid. I wish I could
call the one game Pines pine Planes. Police are looking for your help tonight
as we've found a stash of beer smashed all over buildings in the area.
Now Iran. The reddit, the reddit, uh rabbit hole, and there's
some things on Reddit that I went. I got to see a little bit
more about this. Somebody writes I'm looking for a serious relationship is where they
put on Reddit Rochester Reddit Okay, and I was wondering what people's thoughts are
on hiring a professional photographer for picks for my dating profile? Is it worth
it? Isn't that what's definitely said Greggy needs to do needs to update his
Yeah, I don't know now have I've never? I've never actually what I
know? I know somebody who knows a guy in England who actually doesn't.
He does his name, Okay, look him up? No, he does
a pro He has an algorithm program that profiles your face and tells you what
you need to do to become more attractive to gain more people to look at
you. Yeah, I hope yes. Why you know? It's really bad
when it comes back and he says, I hope your two faces one wear
a bag. Uh. So here's some responses to that. This ain't the
way somebody writes. Dating apps these days are garbage and most people only use
them to get validation, rarely ever looking to find a serious relationship. This
is somebody who probably got hurt. Yea plus, hiring a professional photographer would
make you look like you were trying too hard. In my opinion, you're
better off shooting your shot in real life at social events, bars, rec
leagues, et cetera. Just my opinion, though, Stop what the freaking
films did? A little Butterflies next year? Head downe that bullshit? Stop
a lot that crap? Did you where you're seeing that though? On social
media? Social media in general? Yeah, those pictures are just annoying.
But you're not. You don't look that good, honey, you're not on
dating apps? You did use dating app? Yes, did you see this
kind of stuff? I had glamour shots, Billy. Yeah, oh yeah,
we saw this stuff. I lost the bet in the break room.
Yeah you do. He actually used your picture to get his wife. I
used had makeup on, both of them, makeup on and a feather bow
yea shirtless Yeah. Frank the Blaze took the pictures. Frank was Frank is
great. It's great. No like um. In the early days of match
dot com, what they would do is they would airbrush acne and stuff out
of women's photos. I'm not joking and like the whood matchwood, so they
show a picture of somebody because I met you. Yeah, it was a
lie pretty much I met like ten different girls. I stopped using it because
they did not look like their photographs. Yeah, but are they? But
you could tell by the way, but you could tell the photo was doctored.
You could tell the photo was doctrine. Now back up a second.
Was Match doing this or the young ladies? I think it was Match.
I think it was Match doing it. They were taking all the account of
the girls and putting it on Danny. And I don't think that, man.
I don't think when we're doing that or Match. I think the women
may be doing that, all of them. I don't know. It seems
yeah, because now you can touch up on your you can see filtered.
I think there were packages you could buy where it's like, you know,
hey, premium membership. Somebody wrote my fiance, we'll give you at my
fiance and I tender three years ago. Now. His pictures were average,
but he had a nice bio. I found that most guys either had super
lazy bios or none at all, which made a huge difference. I think
having a good bio is way more important. Do you agree, Daniel.
I don't know if the bio means anything, but I'll tell you this.
I know a couple who got married and the picture the woman told me,
she said, you know, your friend's picture is like I didn't find him
most attractive man, but he was holding up his niece in the picture.
So that's what attracted me to him, was that he was you know,
and it was a Scott. It was his niece, right, So she
goes, it looks like he's a family guy, which is why I swiped
him another married they have two kids, right. So then I took a
picture with my niece and put it on Tinder, and all of a sudden,
my swipes went up that you can rent a kid for the day,
and with AI they could just make a kid for you now, somebody wrote,
weirdly met my long term boyfriend on Tinder. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it
because it doesn't work for most I wasn't looking for a relationship at all,
just something casual. But he's the best person I've ever met. Showed up
in my apartment at three am the night we met and started telling me cool
fungus facts. Hello up, I don't think a professional photographer is worth it.
Just come clearer. Selfie's candid pics of you could ask your friends to
take them. Three am? Was that mosted by Stephanie where they listening to
the music and watching the sunrise. Somebody showing up at three am sounds dangerous
to me. I think you're safer in the titan. Yeah, the submersible,
don't you like? Honestly's creepy or the risk is just about as much.
Hey, we may make it back. Hey may may be fine.
You may still be here at nine o'clock in the morning. You may not
be there, may still be a joystick involved, right, that's true.
Uh. Somebody else wrote, Hi, just wondering if anyone knows. Oh,
I learned something on tinder on Reddit. Excuse me, I've never been
on tender Reddit. Do you know what straight edged is means? From what
I understand, you don't do drugs, you have no tattoos, you don't
drink alcohol, you don't smoke cigarettes. You're just you're completely sober. Okay,
I think you're partially right on all the sobriety stuff. Tattoos are involved,
Okay, Huh, I don't think tattoos are involved, and I think
I think you're right. I think that. Yeah. I didn't know anything
about this, but somebody said I just wondering if anyone knows if there's any
kind of straight edge sober community in or around Rochester. I've lived here all
my life, but nobody I know is sober. It's called and I don't
really know who else to go about finding people here. Any advice is greatly
appreciated. Somebody says, you know, there's something called rock covery fitness,
which listen, maybe somebody needs that. Okay, king society, maybe they
have a very option. They normals uh, And somebody says I'm interested.
I'm so. Then the person says, somebody else goes, are you interested
in straight edge or are you into like straight edge punk? I'm like,
what the fuck is straight I don't I feel like i'm straight edge? Guys
from the punk well, I didn't know. Yeah, it's an eighties term.
It came out. It says I'm interested in the straight edge punk scene,
but also just any sober people would be fine too, So I looked
it up. Straight edge subculture affiliated with hardcore punk scene. Followers from alcohol,
tobacco, recreational drugs, and promiscuous sex, and they're also pretty angry.
Some also abstained from caffeine or follow a vegan or a vegetarian diet.
I had no idea. Yeah, straight edged, straight edge. I always
thought like I was called straight edge high schools. I didn't drink or du
drugs or any of that stuff. Yeah, well I can get, I
would always I get. I get what straight is. Or I didn't know.
I didn't know there was a whole punk scene to this. Oh yeah,
well that's where I kind of evolved from. And but what is well,
I think I think they go hardcore. I think they go very hardcore.
Yeah, you know, and some of the pos CM punk. The
Rustler it considers himself a straight edged. He's all inked up, right,
yeah, but he's still I think you can be inked up and still straight
edge. He's also you can look at it. Wow. Maybe it's an
act. But I knew some straight edge kids in high school. They were
all like pissed off like all the time. So I don't know. Is
that part of the act though, But if it's an act, then you're
not being yourself, are you? No? And I think that most kids
are trying to figure out life, you know. Like I was talking to
somebody today and they were saying to me how they feel like in today's world,
if you have a child that is born one sex but identifies as the
other, they should be able to go in and change in whatever locker room
they deem themselves to being. And I said, I don't know if I
know how I feel about that. And I said, I only say that
because I don't have little girls, right, But I would think that a
boy going in there, no matter what it just it would feel awkward.
I think it could make people uncomfortable. I don't know. And this person
said to me, well, I think if the person had good parents who
would tell them go in there but stay out of like site changing a stall
changing, well wants the you know, what's the point of that. But
the person continued on saying how they feel like a lot of young people who
like we're starting to change or identifying as one. When they got a little
bit older, they switched back and I said, yeah, because I think
that. I think that for a lot of kids is trying to get attention
or or or fit in or find your own identity. I don't think there's
anything I like if that's what you want to do. But this person brought
up a shilo pit. I guess shilo Pitt was very tomboyish or identified maybe
as a boy and now as like a beautiful young woman. I don't know
anything about anything. All I'm saying is I do think that kids that at
some point you're you're trying to find your identity in your footing, and so
maybe you're you know, it's a little fluid in there, right, because
if you're into punk, doesn't mean you're gonna be in a punk when you're
twenty five thirty. Right. I know a kid who in high school who
went through a different phase and as soon as other people started doing the phase,
he'd start a new phase. Yeah, you know, Yeah, it's
it's it. That's all it is. Um. Yesterday we did talk about
tom people pooping in yards and the Hilton pooper has gotten a lot of attention.
Your brother had an experience with poopers in Colorado Springs. Yes, yeah,
still wanted after six years. I said that I would find different pooping
stories. Oh I found some, Oh did you Oh? I found some
with the humans humans. Okay, I found one where a sheriff sits down
and talks to the camera as a morning to people. That's what I found.
That's right, that's what I found and not only did I find that,
and then Kevin sent me some videos and we will decide. There used
to be a game I played on the radio. I won't even mention that
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your bum like an I'm looking alright? Alright? I think the US is
for the pepto commercial. Do you read? Well? We did talk about
the Hilton pooper, and this is somebody who is in a revenge mode going
and I we're trying to get somebody. So somebody tried to join the Hilton
Facebook page, but they got rejected because they don't live anywhere near Hilton.
You're Rochester, get lost, buddy. So uh, they said maybe Kevin
can join because they he lives on the West Side. So I don't know,
but they're they're trying to find They're trying to find this this person.
And they thought maybe the person who took the screenshot of this lady pooping in
their yard would come on the podcast and talk about it. I don't know,
but I don't even know what you would ask. The Hilton pooper has
crapped back. Apparently this is yes, right, this this is over a
dog pooping in the yard and the lady being confronted and then she comes back
like you have to be mentally ill, do you not to go? Well,
I'll show them. Yes, you know, do you think watch this?
You think my dog shits are problem? Well, hello, everybody.
You know you almost think that that woman went out and goes, Okay,
I'm eating everything I can today. I want to get a garbage plate and
yeah, a whole lot of coffee. I'm going for a long walk.
Really loosen things up, smooth move sex look and going out the Hilton Knights,
Jose Joe's peatt Arry's get them all in. But apparently people going to
the bathroom in people's yards is a problem throughout the country. We've had it.
We've heard about the woman in the marathon that was running. I told
you guys yesterday about the superintendent who would be on a chalk every morning and
he goes ship on a rival school track. I think he got fired for
that. But this is the sheriff of a small town in Florida and he
just talks right to the camera. Listen to this. Certainly there is sheer
panic where their heart is racing guy, Yeah, diarrhea, diarrhea. Now
I'm all confused. So that would be that, that would be that.
Sorry, hello, everyone. Sheriff Grady Judd here, Well, guess what
we have trespassing, not traditional trespassing. It involves a lady that's gone into
a neighborhood on Lake Winterset. She's gone into the side yard, into the
hedge area, and she's popped a squat and showed us her shiny rear.
End Why she goes to the bathroom in these people's hedges, That's right,
it's trespassing. I want you to think for a second. Why if somebody
stopped their car or their boat and walked up into your yard and started doing
the number one thing or the number two thing in your hedges. Look at
this video. Help us identify this lady. Call crime Stoppers one eight hundred
two six steps you'll get money. Is the stuff that's county jail where it
belongs. Hey, folks, stay out of these people's yards. It's their
private area. Okay, yeah, I guess so we don't want to see
an area. You should call your friend Todd Baxter, the Sheriff's run all
over Hilton. He might have some Oh yeah, I'm the pooper. Yeah,
well I'm so. Hey, Tod, what do you know about number
two? There's a ship trow in your head room. Now it's just this
spring queen for the may queen. Believe this a guy like this was and
they put it all over the news, like here the sheriff's statement, What
do you expect from a from a sheriff? The last name but Judd.
It's hello everyone, Sheriff Grady Judd. Here. Well guess what, well,
guess we have trespassing. Trespass traditional trespassing. Traditional. It involves a
lady that's gone late. It's a lady. We don't have the keya boys,
we got lady favorite party late chicking crafts in them into the side yard,
into the hedge area, and she's popped a squat and showed us her
shiny gerien. Huh, her starfish. Why she goes to the bathroom and
these people, Now, this looks like it's a very affluent beach front community.
Who's a ring camp on their side yard? I think it's I think
she's coming in and maybe there's I don't know, he's saying side yard.
It looked like it was. The beach was right behind. It's an affluent
community. They probably got cameras everywhere. They probably do so must hedges.
This is a grease. That's right, it's trespasser, Hilton. I want
you to think for a second, why if somebody stopped their car or their
boat, yeah, and walked up into your yard and started doing the number
one thing or the number two thad. I'm gonna stop my boat here,
I'm gonna put the anchor down, I'm gonna get out of a boat.
I'm gonna go up to dunes. And number two's a piss in my sideyard
all summer long when we're drinking in the garage and we were dumping fun at
things. I just look at this video. Well you see this lady?
The fuck but a rakishi? What is that song? Um boat? There's
a country song that was really big about a year or so ago. Oh
I got a boat. Help us identify this lady. Called crime Stoppers one
eight hundred two two six tips. You'll get money in the county jail where
it belongs. Hey, folks, stay out of these people yards. It's
the pride won't marry you, Okay, Okay. Now there's an even more
disturbing story. Oh really, yeah this one. Uh. I'll give you
three guesses where this happened. Florida. That's a guess, West Virginia.
That's a guess Texas. I know Arkansas where they invented the tooth for Florida,
West Virginia or Arkansas. Well, since you brought up Arkansas, we'll
say Arkansas. We've beginning on a Friday in Pulaski County with a woman who
is fed up with her neighbor. She claims that they have been defecating in
buckets and then dumping it in the neighborhood. By the way, that's how
the bubonic plagt No, listen to this new story, no shit. Yes,
he reached out to seven on your Side Channel seven. Semma Allen is
here with us in studio. That woman, covered as Beth Chris Erica Craig,
says the outside of her home now has a similar smell to a porter
body because of it. I doubt that because porter pies actually have that blue
stuff. Yeah. That stuff sticks too, Yeah, but it kills every
kills the bacteria, all right, not that I drown. I'll give you
an explanation for this story when we're done. Okay, feces. She claims
her neighbors have been dumping they've been taking their faces. I feel like I've
heard your story. I feel I want to know what the in buckets and
dumping it at the back of their property and then across the street at another
person's property. They've been dumping in on their property too, and they've been
doing this now for about three years. Erica Craig, a Pulaski County resident,
reached out to Seven on your Side, claiming her neighbors have been defecating
in buckets. Craig claims that feces ends up in her yard when the rain
washes it downhill. They had at one point of porta potty that was hollowed
out and they were just letting it washed down the ditches. Greg said she's
not the only one dealing with the fecal matter on her property. Everybody around
them have sold their houses buying it. Shit rolls down here. You better
get a good day when the looks like Blockbuster's back in business, which or
leaving the ones that are still left here to just kind of just to sit
and supper. And she claims the smell is almost unbearable. God, when
the wind blows is awful. You can you can't sit outside. You can't
even sit in that back room back there with the door open, because it
just consumes the house. Craig said her parents have lived in this same home
for thirty two years, and she claims the fecal matter has been ending up
in their yard for around three years now. Craig says, more than anything,
she gets worried about her family's health. Tomato that has never been bigger.
Listen to this, all right, because you brought up the bubonic plague.
Listen to this. I've gotten sick. Um. I had to go
to the hospital for organ failure that they didn't know what caused it. And
so organ failure. Now she's not saying what or have failed. I don't
know. I have no idea, but clearly enough to go to the hospital,
right, and they couldn't figure it out. And that was after they
had started doing that. And my dad's been to the hospital a couple of
homes. Um, he was really sick there for a minute. And nobody's
thinking is because of I guarantee it is the plague. It's gonna come back,
and it's gonna because of the fucking Hillbillies and Red Well do you hear
about what happened in North Carolina when oh gosh, like North Carolina's got like
the largest pig farms in the in the country, and they all like defecate
and they're like there was it's like the entire Eastern Seaboard flushing its toilets,
and it's in this one town in North Carolina and people are dropping dead and
they think it's because of the fecal matter from the pigs, you know,
the water, the supply and all this other stuffing. Yeah, nothing gas,
so it'll kill you, right, yeah, even waste, you know,
So that's not something that they're looking at. Craig claims she has made
of tempts to contact different apartments, but still can This gets a little more
technical and stuff. What it looked like was like a really nice I'm gonna
say, what do you what do you call like track of hosnice tmost Yeah,
built up against some really real property that somebody bought and just put a
trailer on. Okay, and it's a trailer and it doesn't have working plumbing
and it doesn't have anything, and nobody's doing any anything about this. You
heard her three years that this has been going on. I am devastated,
right, that'll not devastated, but I'm surprised that nobody has come out,
and like they talk about the start they go to this department. Yeah,
that's that everybody's pointing. It doesn't matter. People could literally die. Yeah,
Like and these people there's no indoor plumbing and they're going, well,
you're supposed to have plumbing on your property. It's supposed to be connected to
a sewer, no matter what you're doing anything. This is like, I
mean, you see two dogs that look like they're starving and vicious, uh
coming out of it looks like a camper that has wheels, right, so
it can roll at any moment in a long time, Yes, exactly.
And they were using a porta potty but no blue stuff or anything, just
hollowed out the bottom and let it just run downhill. Oh yeah, and
who knows how many people are using it or for how you know, clearly,
but who knows what they're diets? Like you know what I'm saying,
It's like you can't even shame these people into like fixing the problem this.
No, I'm thinking that it's it's poverty. Yeah, And I do think
that sometimes poverty becomes a vicious cycle. And I'll say it in this way,
I I think he gets so depressed that you don't see any way out,
and so you just you stop caring to the point where I mean,
it is absolute, like it is clinical depression. Right, we're I mean,
people just get so caught up in this is the the way and I'm
stuck here and I can't find any way out of this. So what the
fuck? Now? This is what we do? Right? And I do.
I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm again, I have no
training game on anything just to even say that, but in my opinion,
I do. I think that that kind of stuff becomes almost a vicious circle,
like if you can break that poverty cycle and it has nothing to do
with skin color. And I guarantee these folks are white, you know what
I'm saying that that are doing this. I guarantee that, oh yeah,
oh like they can't even call like child like if they have kids you could
call at least if they have kids, you can call child services, shall
protective services. No one's saying anything, and who knows, and and and
again. At some point you want to just wonder, like does mental illness
have a partners or some mental health I don't even let's not say illness,
but health of some sort where we would question health, I don't know,
or if you had like if they had animals, like you could call like
animal control. Well you got the two dogs that are barking, because they
show it at the beginning and the end of that story. There were dogs.
It's gotta be there's got to be a way to fit. But it
is Arkansas. Somebody else, now there was one. This is what I
ran for president. Now here's one lady. She runs a business and I
think she love lives above her business. She's down in Galveston Island, Texas.
Your opponents are saying, my bad, give it a rough day with
that button. Yeah, I am not not too bad. Pretty gross a
situation on Galveston Island. One neighbor there says a man went to the restroom
in her driveway and it was called on video. Was a restroom in or
driveway? Oh no, no, he went No, he created it.
Okay, Well that's true. I mean thet Yeah. You like, somebody's
got to like do some editing in that fucking newsroom. Okay. Janelle Bluda
joins us from the island. Now, Wow, I'm sorry. Hello.
I hate bad writing. I hate it king with the business owner, Janelle.
What does she say, Well, it's definitely not something anyone would expect
to find in their driveway, but for Tarahead, it's become more common than
you'd think. It was a Thursday morning when Tarahead first found it. Came
out here to clean, and I saw human poop, and so I checked
the cameras. It's pretty distinctive. Blood fatter, it's a big poop.
Check it's fatter. It's distinctive. I know, a human poop from a
dog shit or she is cleaning, you know, and the cameras she saw
what happened. So he comes down the driveway and he hangs out here for
a little bit and then he lays down right here in the driveway and he
takes his pants off and he poops. You don't I always her, don't
ship where you're sleeping. Even a bear doesn't ship where sleep. Now,
you know, he laid down. These are looks like it's mostly homeless people
that and but this you kind of like this lady by the other And then
he takes his cup that he threw on the ground and he wipes his little
butt. He hops on his wagon leaves this stain is still there. He
took his cup. Oh this is my favorite part or today. I think
it's sad gas station right across the street. But they thought, oh,
we'll just prepare in the driveway instead. But the worst part living right on
Broadway, well this one was the driveway pooper. Yes, they were pooping
in the driveway this time. It's something Tera. It's pretty common here is
sort of used to. We had a porch pier two weeks ago, and
Terra says, in the past ten years, I would say probably I have
picked up fifteen human poops. It's not so un dangerous. People they just
have to poop. We've blurred their faces as they are not charged with the
crime. And Tara doesn't think it's bad enough to call police. They have
their hands full and they do a good job. This isn't really I'm not
going to call the cops because someone pooped in my It's just a sty situation.
The city could do something, but knows it's not that easy. Honestly,
I don't. I don't know what the solution is. She just wants
it to stop. Please don't poop in my driveway, Please don't poop on
my front step. Please don't poop on my welcome Matt, Please don't poop
in my trash can. While this is an issue, Terror wishes they didn't
have to deal with. She says it shouldn't be a reason not to visit
Galveston Island. She says, the island is constantly growing and there's so much
for families to do. Do do now? Backed you? All right?
So we had that lady who must have been your whole afternoon was looking up
crapstory. No, it was about about an hour by afternoon, about only
one hour. Sholl prep is important, yeah, no, no, no,
I do a lot, but it was supposed to take it down a
bunny trail of crap story. Well, I had a lot of phone meetings
this morning and different stuff and people popping in here and run like okay.
So it's just her yard, but nobody else's well, or she owns a
business. It looks like like a chicken bulls and so people like and I
think she has like a little driveway. It's almost like a renovated house.
She may live above it. Hello everyone now see Sheriff Brady, oh backff
Man. Why I only play Sheriff Preddy because this lady's not gonna call the
police. Too much to do, Sheriff Braddy's got nothing to do. Well,
guess what we have? Trespassing? Not traditional trespassing. It involves a
lady, not traditional. It's not traditional pas trespasses. Mostly it's demand,
it's demands. But when the ladies get out of demands. I understand behind
a neighborhood on Lake Winterset, she's gone into the side yard, into the
hedge area, and she's popped a squat. Well, at least she went
to the head to the side of the house. I mean, hey,
man, you might have thought it was a raccoon and showed us her shiny
rear. End Why she goes to the bathroom in these people's hedges, That's
right, it's trespassing. I want you to think for a second. Why
if somebody stopped their car or their boat and walked up into your yard and
started doing the number one thing or the number two thing in your hedges.
Look at this video. Help us identify this lady. Call crime stoppers one
eight hundred two two six steps. I mean, you gotta have goddamn little
to do with that, Oh so little to do. Can you imagine like
seeing this one call crimestoppers. Hey, I think I have somebody you do?
Oh yeah, but what's the price tag? No, you're gonna have
to pay me at least twice that before I give you any of Could you
imagine what what is the actual punishment for this? I mean, the other
lady goes, they're not even charging in Galphoston. What the fuck are they
gonna do? Infar Well, San Francisco, that's like an annual, that's
like a regular thing. San Francisco has become a craplad. Yeah, it's
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Cobblestone on Maine dot Com. Time for us to play a little game.
This is one called ib You make a call, Yes, so you remember
the old IBM. You make the call. So Kevin sent me some videos
and I don't know whether these are doctored or not, but two well known
political figures one service President one tried, I kept okay, So we're looking
at Bush and Gore. Nope, okay, Trump and Clinton. Oh,
we'll start with Donald Trump perves one video. So today we're here in a
bipartisan fashion to show leadership and an effort to end the senseless violent panic violets
can be ended? All right? Now listen closely. Does Donald Trump fart
during this video or not? I think he does it twice? IBM,
Press, you make the call. So today we're here in a bipartisan fashion
to show leadership and an effort to end to senseless Here he stumbles as that
other far comes out, gonna bet or not? Yeah, I know,
I think it was twice. So today we're here in a bike. Now
here's the thing is. I don't know if it was dubbed in or not,
but I saw one of the political figures, woman to the left of
President Trump, seemed to flinch. So today we're here in a bipartisan fashion
to show So today we're here in a bipartisan fashion to show leadership and an
effort to end to senseless violent and violence. It can be ended. So
he yeah, all right, So we say that Donald twice. Yes,
Okay, we think that's legit. Okay, all right, here we go
one more IBM presents. You make the call. Your opponents are saying that
that's really part of a larger pattern with you, that you often avoid taking
firm positions on controversial issues. And um, okay, all right now,
that was I gotta tell you listening to that. That was listening so well
done, but I feel like it's dubbed in there. The best in that
video, though, is when they show all the different like really young looking
Barack Obama before he went gray. Yeah, John Carr's in there. They're
just like all right, uh, all right, hang on one more time.
IBM Presents. You make the call. Your opponents are saying that that's
really part of a larger pattern with you, that you often avoid taking firm
positions on controversial issues. And the um, it was firm. I don't
know, like what do we say? And it's Hillary, it's right on
Hillary, And it was John Edwards. I was in No, that's okay,
was your early on when she ran the first time and she didn't get
the nomination? That's right, okay? Do we think that I mean that
sounds too minutes too too stuff? A lady, A lady got a better
way than that. Don't you think that could be that? Deep South Arkansas?
The anchor pause, I know she did. She did. Your opponents
are saying that that's really part of a larger pattern with you, that you
often avoid taking firm positions on controversial issues and the um um um um.
Secretary Clinton, are you okay? She need a moment? I'm good.
I am gonna say I'm not buying that one. I am gonna buy the
Trump one, which sounds partisan. It sounds terrible. It's terrible. I
feel like I can't say anything. The audio was too clean on her.
The audio is almost better on hers than his. This is Donald. I
mean, he's got such a big ass. Donald Trump has a big ass.
He's got an ass. He's a thick dude. He's got a big
I mean, he's got a big ass. He does. That's why I
golfer well, Donald Trump. I have to say this. The man is
what is seventy seven. He's got a lot of energy. He does,
He's got he's got a ton of energy. And when he does play golf,
I know we all laugh at and he is big. He's bigger than
I would expect. Uh, but man, he's out there doing it all.
I don't know. I don't know what to say. I guess watching
the video, it felt like hearing the audio I Hillary, sounds more legit
than that. Your opponents are saying that that's really part of a larger pattern
with you that you often avoid taking firm positions on controversial issues. Um Um,
I feel like he ma ib you make the call. I don't think
that she did. Here's why, because the Trump the Trump video is not
something I've ever heard before, Whereas the Hillary thing, if it's if it's
an opponent question, it means it's probably during a debate. We would have
seen this gone vi roll before. Okay, all right, So that's why
I don't think Hillary's was I think Trump's legit. I think Trump makes a
face when he does it too. Yea in the video, if I remember
correctly, it looks like he makes a face. We got to stop the
violence. Violence, stop it. We can stop it, Donald Trump.
Well, who's funnier, do you think? Trump? Or w? Bush?
Because George W. Bush would have some like one liners two that he
didn't realize he was like even Frank Caliendo like it made jokes about President Bush,
like you're sitting next to President Clinton and they're talking about Richard Sherman possibly
being president. I don't know how he's gonna play president or play in the
NFL and run for president. And then George Bush goes he's like a Bo
Jackson or Djeon Sandbush. But because like Trump, but George would always do
this stuff. Yeah, he would, you know he would. I don't
know, because Trump told me, want shame on you fool me twice.
You're not gonna fool me a second time. He was in Rochester where when
he was in Rochester with j Max, Yes, and he told the one
lady, will you look like you could be a hundred? I think that,
Uh yeah, I don't know. There are times I feel like Donald
Trump says things knowing full well what he's saying, hoping to get a reaction.
Yeah, like I think he's I do. He's a little bit of
a life. He's very savvy. Yes, yes, And I have heard
other things from people who have spoken out from being in the inner circles of
things, saying he didn't know a lot of stuff. That doesn't mean Look,
there are people who didn't know a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't know a
lot of stuff. And some people say he was advanced California twenty five years.
Yeah, right, so that I can't say that, but I think
that Donald is uh, he's there's just enough to be savvy guy. Yeah,
yeah, just enough to be dangerous. Yeah, kind of dangerous.
It was up to you the bone. Yeah, and I don't even know
how Yeah. I mean, look, I was laughing the other day thinking
like, Okay, everybody's all upset when he became uh, not everybody,
but there were there were some people. It was very divided, right,
there were outraged and on both sides of the aisle. But we survived.
Yes, you know, he didn't nothing right, So I don't know,
I don't know it. Literally wanted to pandemic, to like knock this dude
off the pace because America was going and like a great direction until twenty twenty.
Well there you go, right, all right? For Danny Barillo who
says fart to Trump, no fart to Hillary, and I think Kevin is
a green fart no fart Hillary. That we do we have Harry callis coming
back saying the truth is and you if you got this you were right.
Oh, I could have done it. I should have grabbed that. I
didn't. I didn't. They were leading into a phil Simms. Uh.
Phil Simms got tripped over his own feet and then still made a forward pass
and they got a first down. Doesn't count. No one had touched him.
You make the call, You make the call. All right, Hang
on, let's try to say, all right, uh, tomorrow, Yeah,
tomorrow, we will have kind of an interesting thing. A lady who's
uh doing some cool stuff online. Trespassing, No, she's not trespassing,
tresspassing, and her husband is a big producer. There's a lot of sports
stuff looking forward to those. Yes, keep it all a secret till tomorrow.
All right, Moran, We'll see you then