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Uh, what is up? Hopefully
we just we just spoke with you guys,

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what like a few minutes ago,
like a couple of hours ago for

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vander Pump the the Reunion Part two. If not, go back and listen

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for it. Okay, it's in
your feed, in your cue and you're

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although you might be listening to this
first, because if you're anything like Stephanie,

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you're living for the Valley. I
have to tell you that John,

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that John very rarely watches like these
kind of reality shows with me. Last

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night, He's like, uh,
are you watching The Valley? And I

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said, yeah, I have to
take notes on it because I'm recapping it.

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And he was like, okay,
well call me in, call me

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in for that. It's like,
okay, I have to do vander Pump

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first. You want to watch that. He's like, nope, just call

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me in for the Valley. I
mean, I'm glad you guys love it.

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I can't say that I do.
I'm more into it than I thought

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I would be. But this isn't
my show. It's just not my show.

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I mean, I'm gonna make it
my show like it's my show for

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us. I don't there's so either
now. I sound like Joe. I

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don't know, for I just think
that there's there are actually worse characters on

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this show than vander Pump. I
yeah, I mean if we're basing it

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on that, then yes, yeah, I think that's what I'm I'm enjoying.

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Well, Jack, people are just
monsters. Yeah, I mean there's

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a lot to get to. Like
I texted Steph during the thing because I

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get it like three hours before you
for some reason, and I was like,

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it is jam packed. There's a
lot that goes on in this episode,

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and I'm here for it. So
so let's start with Jack's speaking of

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should we should we just mention that
on Reddit there's a lot of talk about

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the fact that Lala apparently is trying
to get on the show she is and

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Jack's is real mad. Like,
first of all, the thing that just

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kind of kills me is these people
do take their their being on a TV

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show so seriously, Like he constantly
refers to it as my cast mates,

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Like he just really feels like he
is making television, like like like it's

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his job, which it is,
you know, But what kill what makes

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me laugh is that they also try
to act like you know, the bar

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that they're opening is so important when
it's like, dude, it's not you

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don't care about the bar, you
care about your TV show. And he's

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like, yeah, I don't think
that lawa. Those people they have a

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show and it's Vanderpump Rules and they
don't get to be on our show.

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Like he's so ridiculous. Also,
he's just it's the same as like love

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with Arianna. Jackson is so jealous
of the Toms because he wanted all that.

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He said it. He said it
before he got booted from the show

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from Vanderbaum. He was like,
well, I'm gonna get a bar.

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Oh good, Like he was out
of his mind, furious with like the

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attention the Toms were getting and anybody, anybody that could make Tom Sandival.

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If you had to choose between the
two of them, I would choose Sandival

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just to hang out with over Jax. I wouldn't date either of them,

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but if I had to choose someone
to like, somehow have to be in

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my life. They're both nightmares.
But Jacks, how awful do you have

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to be that Sandoval's the better of
the two? Oh, Jacks is terrible.

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He is an abusive like joking aside
he's a bad guy, and I'm

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glad it's being caught on camera because
maybe that will save somebody. Maybe that

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will save Brittany. I mean maybe
in it, maybe already did. Oh

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he has one hundred percent like a
personality disorder, Oh for sure. And

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he's mean and so Ruth seems so
coked up, he seems so drug addled.

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But yet this whole episode is going
to be about how awful he thinks

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Brittany is, which is I just
found so interesting. At the time I

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was watching it, I was on
the eve of my sober fifteen year anniversary

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of quitting drinking. So I had
a lot of feelings about this, a

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lot of feelings abouts miss Brittany.
Oh, let's get into Okay, Before

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we get to even that, they
kind of show a little bit of what

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we left with last week about how
he was trying to stir it up with

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Michelle, sending naked picks or whatever. Yes, I was confused by the

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cliffhanger churned like I didn't really understand
because I thought she's saying she did do

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it, and then she didn't do
it. No, she's saying, yeah,

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she was being at a very bad
liar. She did. She said

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she did do it because where we
left off, Jacks was like Michelle,

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So so Brittany said, or he
blames it on Kristen, which is it's

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not true. He totally throws Kristin
under the bus when the person who told

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him was Brittany. He says,
or he and he he started it off.

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But he says, you were texting
men and sending sexy pictures and she's

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like, yeah, I was.
Then when we get back to the convo,

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he's She's like, she just ignores
that part about the pictures, and

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she's like, yeah, well,
Jesse's well aware of, like me texting

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men because they're divorcing, because they
already know they're divorcing, right, we

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know that now, which is one
of the things I don't like about The

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Valley because that was just a bullshit
storyline. They were already, like everyone

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online is saying, like they're already
separated, yeah, or separating for sure.

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So I believe it. I believe
that he his ego was hurt by

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the fact that she's leaving and he
was wanting to like her to come back

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and make him look better, and
I believe she was just like, I

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don't care anymore. But then she's
he's like, she's like yeah, but

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it's like for work or whatever.
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me be clear because Kristen said that
you said that it's not for work.

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It's just like some random guy that
you were texting, like sexy pictures of

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like you in address or you and
blah blah blah. And she's like,

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now, no, that's not true. It's like, okay, so you

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are texting other guys, but not
sexy pictures. And she's like yeah.

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So then but it was a celebrity
too. She's like a celebrity, like

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a certain celebrity. Yeah. She's
like, oh yeah, yeah, Jesse

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knows about that. Yeah. So
then Michelle says to the camera, She's

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like, I mean, like whatever, maybe Jackson's bringing it up because he's

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having marital issues. Like, no, bitch, you're having marital issues.

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Like right, yes, Jackson's having
marital issues. But like, like we're

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trying to establish like some drama on
this show and you're acting like you're on

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four XANAX and you're like, I
don't. I mean, yeah, pictures,

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that's cool though, Like it's all
good. So then Jacks goes oh,

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okay. Jacks is confused, like
we are, okay, he's Greek

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chorusing a little bit. He's just
like m like kind of to camera,

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like okay, it's weird, but
like I don't. So he's like,

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okay, well, are you gonna
talk to Jesse about it? She's like

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yeah. So then Jax goes to
yell at Brittany for throwing up. Yeah,

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well, let's get into that,
because that's we have. That goes

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on throughout the whole episode, and
I was so first of all, I

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wasn't confused about the fact that he
should never be screaming at her. She's

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sick, she's she obviously has a
migraine of some sort. Don't know what

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caused it, so we'll get into
that. But she has like you know

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when you used to us migraine,
like right in the middle of my head

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and you get naw. She's in
a dark room, she's covered whatever,

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and he's yelling at her. Everyone
else is normal. Why can't you be

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normal? And he seems, like
you said, totally coked up? Correct

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Now. At first I thought it
was fake because I was like, all

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he cares about is becoming a sand
of all storyline type level thing. That's

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what they're trying to do. That's
like why we were mad at the Valley

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to even begin with. So do
you think it's real? Like do you

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think their break this fight and the
breakup is real or do you think it

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was all for TV? Because I
literally cannot tell. Okay, I think

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he's Here's what I think, Okay, And it's different from what I thought

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last week. My opinion has changed, Okay. I from everything that Jack's

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was saying, I definitely think that
Brittany has a drinking problem. And last

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week I said I think she was
just carsick from everything that we're seeing.

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She wasn't. She's she might be
carsick. And this I was actually trying

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to have this telling John this last
night. Okay, when somebody has like

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an alcohol issue, first of all, all of any of us and anybody

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who's listening knows this. It's all
we do is go, oh, I

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was The problem is I hardly had
anything to drink, but I was drinking

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on an empty stomach. That's the
problem. This is not a hangover.

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This is a migraine. That's a
classic because usually you don't think you had

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that much to drink. She says, it later too, She's like,

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I only had I'd had nothing to
drink. I had two drinks, two

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big cocktails. Is that's a lot
to drink. I mean, that's not

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nothing, right, and it's probably
not true. You're right. Well,

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Also, as I said to John, like a lot of times, I

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did feel like it's so weird that
I'm this hungover because I don't feel like

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I had very much, and other
people I felt like, could drink a

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lot more than me, and I
would get drunk, you know, and

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yet not think I was drunk.
So when you're arguing with people about your

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drinking and you're like, but I
wasn't even drunk, that's how you feel

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like. You don't think you're lying. You're like, I don't understand,

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like I was just drinking along with
everybody else. Like why am I the

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one who ends up getting like drunk
and then hungover and sick? And I

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swear to you that has happened to
me so many times. I remember being

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in this relationship, remember the old
boyfriend that I told you about, the

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one I lived with. Of course, I always felt like he and I

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would get in these big, like
drunken arguments, and I always felt like

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I don't understand, like I would
get drunk, we'd go on like a

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camping trip or whatever. I know, for can you believe I went on

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a camping trip. We went camping
for you. I was drunk. We

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got some beer. I had a
couple of beer. All I remember is

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having like a few beers in the
car while we were driving to the camping

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trip. I was so drunk.
He had to pull over so I could

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throw up. I was too sick
to help put the tent up, Like,

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and I remember just taking over or
actually being drunk. You were so

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just but having some drinks, whether
it was an empty stomach. But I'm

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saying, like, many years later, I acknowledged that I have alcoholism,

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Like I can't drink the way other
people can drink. And so here's the

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problem, Jackson is saying, And
we'll talk about his delivery, which is

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horrifying and he's horrible. But he's
saying, this has been going on for

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ten years, Like he's tired of
the fact that it's always an excuse.

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And I am on her side and
the fact that like she doesn't know she's

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making excuses because she's not really able
to acknowledge that like she can't drink like

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other people, that this keeps happening, right, So, you know when

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you're the person in your group of
friends and you're drinking the same as their

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drinking, but you end up feeling
sick and like losing time from activities or

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spending the next whole day in bed
with a hangover, Like that's what was

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happening to me. But I just
didn't want to acknowledge that I shouldn't be

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drinking because you're always like, but
everybody else, I'm not doing anything different

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than everyone else. Like in her
mind, she's like, I'm not hiding

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in a closet doing shots so that
I can like drink more than everybody else,

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So why does this keep happening?
So in her mind she's like,

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it must be because I have a
sensitive stomach. And Jack says like,

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no, dude, you're drinking right. So then when he says, as

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you know, like I've I had, yeah, I dry, I had

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two bottles of tequila. But I'm
cool. I'm so amazing because I can

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hold because you know why he can
hold two bottles of tequila cocaine? Right,

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cocaine? No? So what it
is? Right? Well, he

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has no empathy for the fact that
she has addiction issues, and so instead

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of being like, wow, okay, my wife has a problem, but

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he's his in his mind, he's
like, yeah, well I told her

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you shouldn't drink. I should drink. But he has addiction issues, which

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has gotten him fired from jobs.
It's gotten him like a lot of bad

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you know, stuff has happened there. But like, so he's gonna yell

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at someone else. It's terrible.
I have not, in any way,

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shape or form, sticking up for
him. Oh I know. I'm not

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saying is she definitely has an alcohol
This is not she's just having stomach issues

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because because because like you just said
it, She's like, I didn't have

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I had zero drinks. Okay,
well by zero, I mean a few

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drinks, but no more than anybody
else had. But yet I end up

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feeling sick, So it must be
because I have a stomach ache. And

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Jackson is just calling out the fact
that like, no, it's from drinking,

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which it is from drinking, But
that doesn't mean that he should be

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treating her like that. Yeah,
I agree, I hear you. I

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agree with you. I agreed on
that too, because I kept writing in

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my notes like does she have is
he had his wits end? But then

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I remember, like, oh,
but it's Jack's and he's a it doesn't

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like her, so he doesn't care
about her or actually helping her maybe get

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help. He doesn't give a shit. I think I think he's not attracted

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to her anymore, Like he's done. I this is I'm just going to

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be totally real. I think Jack's
is the kind of nightmare asshole that she

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probably gained the weight that she gained
after she had their kid, and I

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think he's always kind of struggled a
little bit with that, but he didn't

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mind it so much before. Well
yeah, and now I think he's just

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like, screw this, I'm not
attractive to her. I don't want to

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have sex with her. He's the
way he's always saying, like, we

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don't have sex, but she's the
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right, And he's the one who
makes excuses. I think he's done with

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the relationship and he wants everybody else
to blame her and go, do you

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see what I have to deal with? And yeah, I know we're going

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to do that because you look like
a fucking nightmare, abusive asshole. And

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he just thinks he he somehow thinks
he's going to look like the hero that

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everyone's going to be like, Yeah, she's a nightmare. Can you believe

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you have to deal with this woman
who drinks when the fact is she doesn't

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drink that much, she just has
addiction issues. Well, we don't really

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know what she drinks. We don't
know, we don't know what he's trying

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to say. You know, we
don't know exactly. But I think she

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drinks more than she means too.
I think she has what I had.

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think she drinks more than she means
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and she's always surprised by it.
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if she'll I don't know if she'll
get sober. That's like her business.

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like the next day with they're all
drinking wine at nine am, right,

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porn champagne and whatever. It's like
they're on a trip. Okay, that's

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fine, no judgment, but like, what the fuck is she supposed to

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do? So whatever Jack's wants he
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by the fact that, like,
and I think it's why it's me so

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long to quit drinking is that I
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I'm not doing something. Why can't
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I was like sick and having to
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other people were like, you know, you go to Vegas and people are

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like partying during the day at the
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I'd be done. Yeah, I
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not going to name names, but
I dated someone who explained that to me

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because I would always say, like, why can't you just go have one

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drink and not like get wasted.
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privately, not on a reality show, and fell at him and he would

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say, I can't stop it.
His thing was, I can't stop it

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one, so if I have one, I'm going to have ten. I

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can't explain it, like, and
I was like, I don't understand,

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why can't you just have one?
Like it was. That was the constant

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conversation. And then I think someone
told me about alan On. You know,

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it's not really my business and it's
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I can just choose my life.
But I'm not gonna yell at you know

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what I mean, Like that's for
him, right, and you know he

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would kind of come in and out
of help and rehab and stuff, and

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he was trying and but's that was
what he explained to me, which might

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be a different thing, but he
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I literally can't have like a beer, right. I don't understand that.

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Jacks has an alcohol problem, but
if her, if the way she drinks

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bothers him, I don't think that. I don't think anybody has to be

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with somebody that like is an alcoholic. But then leave right, And you

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can also be gentle with the conversation
too. If you really care, you

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could say it on camera if you
think that's going to help her get sober

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or whatever you think she needs.
But say, honey, I love you,

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but his his thing that he's saying, which I I think he's wrong.

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Like he's basically going like, I've
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and all she does is like drink
and I've been dealing with this for

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ten years and I'm really frustrated.
And what I'm saying is like that is

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no excuse to be an abusive nightmare. Then don't bring it. Then,

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don't be on the show. Don't
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did. Yeah, well I'm sure
I hope she did, but I really

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hope she did too, because like
that's definitely not going to help her.

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He's not helping her by shaming her. Okay, so let's come back to

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that, because it's going to keep
coming back, yeah, Michelle. So

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Michelle, Michelle goes to talk to
Jesse. Yeah, and she's like,

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oh my god, you're not going
to believe like another fucking Kristen crazy story.

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Everybody's trying to throw Kristin under the
bus, which is probably necessary more

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than I guess would be the word, but like not maybe in this case.

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Yeah, we spend enough time with
Kristen to know. Yeah, but

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they're really trying to like anything that
goes wrong, they're trying to say,

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is her fault? Is it all
her fault? I mean, I didn't

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watch the episodes that you watch,
so I don't know. On this one.

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A lot of things are her fault. I mean, I'm just I

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don't dislike her the way vander Pump
dislikes her, but I'm you know,

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she's super annoying. So yeah,
I could see why Kristin would be the

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scapegoat though, because it's the easiest
because they already don't like her. Yeah,

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this is her show, Like she's

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the reason that this is a show, and I feel like I feel like

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they need to like understand that there
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her. This is supposed to be
like her comeback, and they're just right

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all coming for her constantly even when
she's not there. Then they have Okay,

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so remember how last week we said
that what is it Nya and Danny?

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Nia and Danny are a couple?
He thought, didn't we say they're

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the couple goals? Yes, now
I have to I'm going to push back.

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Okay, Naya, Yes, I
think I need So far, so

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good, But Danny. What's going
on with Danny In the scene where he's

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trying to have a conversation, is
you just like super high? Seems just

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like really baked? Right, I
don't know, but let's not skip over.

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This is a major scene, okay
with the pictures where she's like,

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yeah, Kristen's Kristens came up with
this crazy coka mami's story about me texting

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sexy pictures, and Jesse, who's
just the biggest asshole of all times,

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is like, Jacks, get up
here here. I am so tired of

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these games of telephone. Let's bring
him up here. Let's hear it from

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the horse's mouth. So Jax is
like, oh shit, Okay, Well,

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he's busy yelling at Brittany, and
he's like what Like he's like in

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the middle of screaming at her,
He's like, I'm beating my wife.

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Can you give me a bit,
you fucking alcoholic? Okay, I'll be

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right back, yeah, yes,
And he's so hyped up when he comes

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down. He's so excited to be
part of the drama because he's like,

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now it's a show. Yeah.
So he's like, all right, Jack's

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Michelle's telling me that's something about you
said that. Kristen said that she was,

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what texting somebody, and Jackson's like, okay, Rah, okay,

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brother, Okay. So here's what
happened. Kristen told me. And we

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know she's full of shit. That's
step bitch is full of shit and I

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don't like her, but I'm just
saying. She said that Michelle was like

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texting sexy pictures, like to a
guy. So Jesse's like, well,

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you know, she's like in real
estate, oh so, and Michelle's like

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yeah, but like I'm in real
estate and like so like he knows that

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I have to network, Like Jesse
understands that. And Jesse's like yeah and

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then you love it, yes,
And Jackson's like, okay, but I

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don't know if you guys are hold
on, let me back up a minute.

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This is not having nothing to do
according to Kristen. This has nothing

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to do with real estate. This
is just a random like celebrity and these

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are like sexy pictures. And Jesse
goes, he's drunk, by the way,

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you know that, right, He's
hammered from the earlier from the boat

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trip thing. He's like where he
was fighting, like trying to have a

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fight club. Yes, course he's
hammered. He's like, do you see

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how bothered I am, like not
bothered at all, Like I'm not a

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jealous person. Then to camera,
he's like, you know what I try

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to get Michelle. I try to
get you know, we're in sales.

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I try to get her to get
new leads, Like I'll send her into

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a room with five guys and go
go get their numbers. Yeah, like

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he's a pimp. He's like a
hold on, like yeah, go do

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it and do it in front of
me until that and think about me while

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you're doing it, and then send
them a picture of your pussy Like he

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just is a psychotic mat like what
and it is? And then this is

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the only time I ever liked Jack's
He's just like, what is happening?

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He says to camera, He's like, Okay, if Brittany sent sexy pictures

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to some random guy, like I
lose my mind. And then I just

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wrote Jesse is very drunk. Jesse
is drunk. But also then I got

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triggered by Jackson because it's just one
extra thing of him being controlling, Like,

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of course Brittany shouldn't send sexy pictures
to a random guy right at the

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same time, Jackson, I fucking
coll he But at least that's a very

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normal response. Like I think it's
very weird that Jesse's like, yeah,

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cool, cool, Like you know, it's cool, like she likes to

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flaunt her body to like just the
guy she meets. I was in a

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seven year I have not been married, like if I was in a long

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term A lot of long term relationships. One was really long seven years.

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And I would send a bikini photo
every day to Danny DeVito because like,

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I bet he'd like it. I
bet he doesn't get a lot of sexy

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bikini photos. I'm sure Ria Pearlman
just loved that those, like I'm sure

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Maria was just like Cecily, whether
it's good stuff, whether Ria liked it

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or good stuff, I love it. You work on your thighs a little

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bit, but otherwise really good.
You want to do a walk on a

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Cheers, Cheers the show that's been
canceled, I mean over, not canceled,

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never for like thirty years. Listen, I don't have any strings anymore,

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but I could get Jimmy Burrows on
the line. Now we're probably you

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guys, are we made that We've
of course, of course, But you

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know who else lost an audience?
Like Danny when he's trying to have this

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conversation, he's like, yeah,
bro, like it was pie. I'm

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gonna just assume that he was just
tie because he wasn't making any sense and

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he cannot get the words out.
And then Jesse does one of his plant

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based hugs, it like long ayahuasca
hugs. And that's when I wrote,

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Okay, I don't like, have
you changed scenes? Maybe on me?

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What scene are you on now?
I'm where Danny's trying to have a can

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I skipped over. No, we
I thought we'd finished. Jack's just yelled

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at Brittany. He's oiled up,
he's all hyped. Yeah, but don't

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forget too, don't forget that.
I have one thing to say about the

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girls being in the kitchen talking about
the Santa Clarita talking about how oh yeah,

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it doesn't want to move to Santa
Clarita, while she's saying that she's

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just wearing a giant like American flag
bedazzled sweater, and I was like,

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girl, I thought I liked you, Like why it's so funny you say

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that? Because after that, which
I didn't even write down. I remember

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that, But then I was this
conversation Danny and Jesse, and I just

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wrote, Okay, I don't like
any of these people. That was the

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point, which and I think the
American flat like her shirt also got in

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there. I was like, this
is just insane except for I guess Nya.

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Overall all the cree boring, right, you're talking about Nya. I

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think it's Naya. It's Nia.
Are you one hundred percent sure? Because

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someone said Naya in this episode,
so I wrote it out as Naya really

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like I spelled it that way on
purpose, but I mean, if somebody

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we should know that. But listen, give us a break. We came

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in one episode ago to the show. What's the name of this show?

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It's like the sand It's the San
Fernandi San Fernando game, San Fernandi game

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that it's the Apple Dumpling sand Fernando
game, is it not? I mean,

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I could be right, could I'm
I'm probably wrong If you heard somebody

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call her that what I thought?
You know what? No, No,

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We're going to own our fucking mistakes. We're just gonna keep We're gonna keep

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rolling. Okay, I'm gonna look
it up as you as you take us

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into the next cool we know there's
probably it has nobody's going to be like

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it's it's somebody knows. Remember,
okay, peek behind the curtain. Cecily

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and I were saying on Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills, we were saying Anne

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Marie and I I doubled down on
Anne Marie and it was Anna Marie not

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spelled that way. But like,
look, if you have a name that

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can be pronounced two ways, we're
gonna go with it. We're gonna pronounce

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how to play the YouTube video of
how to pronounce it. Okay, but

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but it's how how would we know? It's one of those things where's like

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how to pronounce Yeah, but it's
nyah nyah. Remember we also did this

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on You Got Dallas. Remember how
about that name that's Nia. It's not

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it's is it n I r n
y n y a. It's an I

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A damn I don't know Lynn,
yeah exactly. Anyway, it's just a

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really said Naya on the show.
So I'm just saying, all the only

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way we can really find out is
if we can get her on the show.

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Because let's they were to be fair
with Arianna. Remember she is Arianna.

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That's how she's She's Arianna except for
with shorts, who calls her Arianna

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some reason. I mean, I
wouldn't accept that if someone my name is

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Cecily, if someone was calling me
Cecily on a reality show I was on

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with them for twelve years, I'd
be really annoyed. Some people like to

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call you ceci and they just do
it. They do it and they own

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it, and you love them for
it. We do love them for it,

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we do, we do. Okay, so Nia and ayah. She's

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like, she's like, I was
looking at some pictures of by the way,

404
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.960
I'm really sad because I have the
baby blues, but I was looking

405
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.599
at some pictures of Santa Clarita because
Danny was like showing me some houses and

406
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:23.119
like I was kind of pretending to
be interested, but I don't want to

407
00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:26.039
move to Santa Clarita. And the
other girls are like the girl you got

408
00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:29.720
to say, like you don't want
to move to Santa Clarita, And she's

409
00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:36.200
like, yeah, I'll have to
say something. Who isn't that said at

410
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:40.319
some point for women, we're really
easy going? Was that her that said

411
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:45.079
for women? I mean if you're
dealing with women, We're pretty cool for

412
00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:51.160
women, We're smart, I mean
for girls. That was an okay,

413
00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:59.160
So now there's this scene where Jesse
is still drunk and he's sort of apologizing

414
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:04.240
to Danny kind of and Danny's like, Brah, like you just can't like

415
00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:10.079
you're so mean to me or whatever. The Jesse goes, you know what,

416
00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:12.240
when I looked at you at the
beach, I saw a guy with

417
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:18.000
thick skin. I was wrong.
You're a pussy. Yes, yeah,

418
00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:23.960
they're like dude, He's like and
then Jack's for no reason Cecily, and

419
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:29.680
this just kills me. Anytime Jax
can go like Brittany never I never have

420
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:33.160
sex with my wife. He just
yells it out. It's like a Tourette's

421
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:37.119
thing. It's like he will bring
it into any conversation. They could be

422
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.640
like, do you guys want a
barbecue chicken for dinner? And he's like,

423
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:41.559
I haven't fucked Brittany in a year. Yes, it don't be mad

424
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:47.200
at me. If we split up. My fault. She's a drunk Cocaine

425
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:51.319
just coming out of his veins.
Doctor. If he went to the hospital,

426
00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:53.640
We've never seen this before. Your
throat is made entirely of adderall.

427
00:29:55.599 --> 00:30:00.400
We didn't even know that was possible. Jack's look at it. Look you,

428
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:04.079
he just leaves a white coating on
the ground when he walks. It's

429
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:07.440
like coming through the bottom of his
shoes. It's like, what, what's

430
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:11.319
happened, What's going on? What's
this white potter the princess got? His

431
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:15.279
footprints are cocaine? Like, you
can't if he walks in the snow,

432
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.200
there's nothing. You can't see any
because it's white on white. It's white

433
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:23.279
footprints on the snow. Right he
does that poem, He's like, when

434
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:26.880
I was walking, when I was
then, there were no footprints. It's

435
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:32.240
no cocaine was carrying me super hot
or you were just super high on cocaine.

436
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.599
It was coming out of your feet. It wasn't because Jesus was carrying

437
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:41.759
you, unless Jesus is your dealer, because I mean, dude of the

438
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.720
balls on that guy? Yeah yeah, all right. Then Jesse also anytime

439
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:52.920
that Jackson is like I never fought
Brittany. Jesse's like same. They're the

440
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:56.279
two of them. They are like
some of the worst people I've seen on

441
00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:59.880
our screen. They are. And
then Danny I know, we're supposed to

442
00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:02.160
lie him, and we do like
him. He seems like a nice guy,

443
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:04.200
but I'm so annoyed with him in
this conversation. Yeah, they're like

444
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:08.519
any of it, Dan. They
go, Danny, you're great, man,

445
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:12.480
You're still having sex with your wife. And then they they're both like,

446
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:18.279
you're amazing. You're amazing for that. And then Danny goes like,

447
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:22.240
I expected that from Jason, because
we don't forget Janet's husband, Jason.

448
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.880
Serious, Like, I kind of
expected that from Jason and maybe from Jack's,

449
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:30.839
but Jesse Brouh coming from you,
that means a lot that Well,

450
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:33.279
he's also doing male vocal fry,
which I didn't think was a thing,

451
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:37.880
and I lost my fucking mind.
He's also remember Jack's real name is Jason,

452
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.640
so for a second that's thought he
meant, Oh, I didn't even

453
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:44.200
know that. That has you think
he was named Jack's. Yes, he's

454
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:48.759
everything about him is no, he's
Jason Taylor, so uh, I think

455
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.640
it's Taylor. But yeah, he's
so the vocal fry coming off Danny is

456
00:31:52.720 --> 00:32:00.200
just like like it was horrid fine, even like Monroe like left in the

457
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.599
door and left my apartment to this
and I had to. I had to.

458
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.119
I don't like telling you these things, but I did have to fast

459
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.440
forward the vocal fry. I just
put it on forward. Well then,

460
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:12.720
well then you don't know what happened. Well, I do know what happened.

461
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:19.160
They have a flashback to Jesse's spiritual
retreat. Is that are you telling

462
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.799
about the part where all the guys
start having a conversation about like how they're

463
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.160
not appreciated. Oh no, that's
late. I think that's a little bit

464
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:30.920
later. This is just in that
conversation because when he starts to get really

465
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:34.440
upset, oh, crying, That's
exactly what you were just saying. It's

466
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.279
like I expected this, but like
not from Jesse, and then Jesse kind

467
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:43.759
of fake cries. Then it goes
to the girls. Remember, uh,

468
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.559
okay, well I may maybe I
skipped around on my notes taking on this

469
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:51.200
part. What what what part of
the girls? Well Janet? Okay,

470
00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:53.359
so this when Janet comes out?
No, oh yeah, this is not

471
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:55.680
okay, we're not there yet.
When Janet comes out. This is a

472
00:32:55.799 --> 00:33:00.400
very important conversation that I'm thinking you
might have missed, but it's been the

473
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:07.279
talk of Reddit. It's so basically, when Danny's crying. He's like,

474
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:09.759
oh, yeah, I know,
he says Michelle, They're done. That's

475
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:14.920
what you're talking about, right,
No, not yet, it's one okay.

476
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:17.839
No. First first they're like,
what's going on? What's He's like,

477
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:21.480
yeah, I've been going through a
lot. Jesse's like you are going

478
00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.839
through? Like what are you going
through? And he goes, I just

479
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:29.400
feel like I'm constantly changing diapers,
like for two hours, I'll be like

480
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:34.559
change changing diapers and like putting babies
on boobs and like I just don't get

481
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:38.400
any recognition. And I did miss
that. I definitely skip. And then

482
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:43.160
they all start talking about how they're
like, yeah, man, like having

483
00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:45.759
babies right, like it's so hard. It's like really hard, like all

484
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:50.240
of a sudden, like you have
to do so much work. And then

485
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:52.599
Jesse goes, he's so bitter.
He's like yeah, and they never fucking

486
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:57.799
appreciate it. And then Jacks is
like, I know, man, like

487
00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:00.400
it changes everything, like it's so
much work, and he goes, that's

488
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:05.680
like like Brittany wants another kid,
but like she's such a fucking alcoholic and

489
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:07.480
like she wants another kid, but
like it's a lot of work, like

490
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:10.159
it's so much work, like it
changes your life, and they don't.

491
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:15.360
They don't like appreciate it, like
when you help. It's like guys,

492
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:19.960
seriously, they are just vile.
They are just so completely vile. I'm

493
00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:24.559
glad Iki because the women are like
the default, like you can't just not

494
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:29.599
do it. Like the women are
like, Okay, I'm glad you think

495
00:34:29.639 --> 00:34:35.519
you're helping out, but like it's
this called raising kids. Like you don't

496
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:38.039
get to just not do it.
Like the woman doesn't get to just go

497
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.800
like, yeah, I don't think
i'm in a parent today. Right.

498
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:44.920
And not only does Jackson not appreciate
what Brittany does with their child, he

499
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.400
screams it her every single time she
does just because she feels emotional because your

500
00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:52.239
kid is crying, right, jack
screams it are for that. There's right

501
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:54.119
thing she can do. She can't
live a life, she can't do anything

502
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:58.880
that he can do. Right.
So they're having this whole conversation and and

503
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.159
then Jack's goes, Jackson is like, that's why I don't want a second

504
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:06.880
kid, and then Jesse goes Michelle
and I are done, Yeah that part

505
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:07.960
I got you. So so I
fast forwarded a little book, right,

506
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:14.920
So then it comes out. She
comes out right at that part, and

507
00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:22.079
everyone's like out like and then Janet
is just such a raging cus. She's

508
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:29.440
just like, oh no, you
didn't shush me. Uh. Then Jack

509
00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:32.599
says, you can't shush a girl. You can't shush a girl. You

510
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:37.559
can scream at your like baby mama
in her face, but you can't shush

511
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.400
her. Don't trust her. That's
pretty yes. The jet it's like,

512
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:45.320
okay, oh no, I am
cooking for ten people and you just shushed

513
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:51.440
me. I will not be shushed. You get you know what? You

514
00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:53.559
can all make your own food.
Then and they're like, oh shit,

515
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:58.159
Jason, go go talk to her, and so well, at first she's

516
00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:00.159
not going to talk to him.
He's like, Paz, Yeah, she

517
00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:06.000
storms out the most dramatic like this
is like the craziest thing that everybody.

518
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:12.599
It's like, Janet, did you
not see Jack's screaming and yelling at Brittany.

519
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.679
She's acting like she's just been abused, like she now needs a restraining

520
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:20.639
order against these guys for shushing her. She also throws Brittany under the bus

521
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:22.599
when Jason goes in there. Who
Jason is the real hero when we thought

522
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.920
I thought it was Danny. It's
not Danny. He's annoying me. It's

523
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.599
Jason. He's the best guy I've
ever seen on a show. Now,

524
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:31.719
later, during another conversation, which
you're going to remember, John goes,

525
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:37.920
okay, did Jason? Is he
the hero of this episode? He's the

526
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:42.800
hero of all the episodes. I
think he's the only normal, stable human

527
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:45.519
on Bravo. Yeah, but I
just, yeah, I can't. He

528
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:51.559
has to be so like walk on
eggshells with I get it. Janet's pregnant,

529
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:53.559
she's emotional. She throws Brittany.
She's like, oh, I don't

530
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:58.559
understand the girls. And Brittany's passed
out. So that was a little clue

531
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:02.880
to I'm upset, I'm hungry,
and I'm pregnant, and Britney's passed out

532
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:07.519
because she's an alcoholic, right,
and Jasmine and I are the only ones

533
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:12.800
who are doing anything. We're the
only ones cooking. You need to realize

534
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.920
that you have a pregnant wife who's
hungry and cooking. Jennet, we get

535
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:20.079
it, you're pregnant, right,
the first person has ever been pregnant.

536
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:23.239
They're having this conversation. Then Jack's
is going on and on again, right

537
00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:25.519
about Brittany being wasted? Is she? And then I'm like, well she,

538
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:30.000
what the fuck? Why is he
so stuck on this so aggressively?

539
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:32.320
But then Brittany hears it, She's
matched, like fuck off, fuck off,

540
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:38.400
dracs rock all. He starts asking
the women. He's like, all

541
00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:42.159
right, I'm gonna go around.
I'm gonna take a pole. It's an

542
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:45.599
informal poll. Okay, but it's
a pole. Nonetheless, how many drinks

543
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:50.159
did she have on the boat?
Okay, you're being pulled right now.

544
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.519
This is important. Your boat is
going to be kept private though, And

545
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:57.679
all the women are like zero,
which you know they're lying for her,

546
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:00.159
and Jack's all kinds of crazy.
Then Jax is like, well, you

547
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:04.239
know what, she could ride it
out. They're like, but she's really

548
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.599
sick. She's she And he's like, well, I don't care. She

549
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:09.079
could do what she always does,
write it out, deal with it.

550
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.599
She's drunk, she's awful, She's
an awful person. Yeah, she's like,

551
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:16.960
Jacks, are you riding? But
here's the thing too, Like,

552
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:21.079
I don't think she was drunk in
this episode. She might have a drinking

553
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.079
issue, but she did not seem
dry. I think she was. She

554
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:27.360
was being sick in the car.
She was she was sick from alcohol.

555
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.960
She just can't handle her alcohol.
She has a couple of drinks, she

556
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:35.079
probably had a few shots. She
was in the sun on a boat and

557
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:39.400
she got sick. It's so interesting. I like this conversation because it's so

558
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:43.360
interesting our different perspectives. And I'm
like, I don't know. I think

559
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:47.320
she had like I you see things
that I don't see because I've never thought

560
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:50.599
about it like that, you know, And I mean when you're here,

561
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:53.119
and I don't think Jax is lying. When you hear that this has been

562
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:57.960
going on, and she's basically admits
it. She's like, yeah, okay,

563
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:01.719
and that's why she wanted to be
kept a secret because she's probably just

564
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:06.679
doesn't understand why she keeps getting sick
every time she drinks. Well, I'll

565
00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:08.719
tell you this. She does say
this, He's sucking away all my sparkle.

566
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:14.079
He's sucking away all my sparkle.
And I don't know what Now I'm

567
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.280
gonna get my sparkle from me mo. She does admit. She's like,

568
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:22.039
look, I you were drinking too, though, Finn, She's not like,

569
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:24.719
it's not like she needs to be
taken to the hospital because she's having

570
00:39:24.800 --> 00:39:29.400
some crazy stomach issues. She knows, she knows that she gets sick when

571
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:32.480
she drinks. I'm just like,
it's not fair because you drank too,

572
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.079
And he's like, yeah, I
drink a lot, but you don't see

573
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.920
me being sick. It's like,
like sick is like that's the only litmus

574
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:45.599
test though, exactly, Yelling and
being a nightmare of a human exactly.

575
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.760
And I think that's Britney's things.
She's like, but I'm not acting crazy.

576
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.880
I was just having fun. I
was having fun. I had a

577
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.760
couple of drinks. I didn't get
drunken out of control. But now I'm

578
00:39:55.800 --> 00:40:00.679
sick, Like, why can't you
feel bad for me? Oh God,

579
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:05.039
I agree, Jannels. They're both. They're both. I mean, I

580
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:08.360
believe that she has a drinking issue. It's not good for her to drink,

581
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:14.280
but I also believe that, like, she wasn't getting crazy and doing

582
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:19.199
crazy things. I mean, we
don't really know. Jack's is a hard

583
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:22.199
That's the thing I kind of come
back to. And you know what,

584
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:23.599
they don't know what to say,
so they're all kind of saying the right

585
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:28.079
thing in that they just need to
get therapy. Everyone Janet, Everyone's like,

586
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:30.719
you know, I think you need
a third party. Everyone's they really

587
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.920
are stuck in between something where they're
like, yeah, they do know she

588
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.800
drinks, but I don't think she
drinks, like you said, any more

589
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:40.079
than jack Definitely not more. She
just can't handle well. So he says,

590
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:43.320
he's like, this is what we
talked about at the beginning of the

591
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:45.199
episode. He's like, yeah.
She's like, you drink too, and

592
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:49.280
he's like, yeah, I had
two bottles of tequila today. You don't

593
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.480
see me acting crazy. That's not
a good thing. Jack's. That just

594
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:58.039
means you can drink a lot more
because you've built up a really high tolerance,

595
00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:00.800
or like you said, you're doing
a bunch of coke. That's not

596
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:04.320
something that about really the only thing
I can think I have a theory on

597
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.000
Jackson. Now, this is kind
of a deep cut, so bear with

598
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:09.960
me on this. I think he's
I think he's ready to file for divorce.

599
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:13.519
You know, he's ready to go, like you said. But then

600
00:41:13.559 --> 00:41:17.440
he's trying to publicly publicly make the
case that she's an alcoholic. Yes,

601
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:20.800
so that he Okay, this is
a deep cut. This is just a

602
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:22.840
random theory. I have no proof
of this, but maybe so he can

603
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:27.800
get custody, so he gets child
support. That is my theory, because

604
00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:30.679
he's so vile that it's possible that, like he's got this whole thing planned

605
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:36.880
out, so I don't that could
be mm hmmm. He doesn't want to

606
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:38.519
work. He wants it to be
the you know, well, I guess

607
00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:42.920
he works a little. With the
shitty bar that Brittany tells is like every

608
00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.000
time I'm go with that bar gets
worse. There's just chairs in the middle

609
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:50.639
of the room, no tables.
Yeah, but we've heard from reliable sources

610
00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:53.760
that he didn't even they've made no
investment in that bar. It's just like

611
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:59.800
the backyard of somebody else's bar that
they are using, letting him use his

612
00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:01.559
no I get people to come in, like when we used to stand up,

613
00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:07.360
like can we host a show?
And you're already right, not a

614
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:09.719
job, Like that's not him.
He didn't actually invest in a bar.

615
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.840
He's acting like there's so much pressure
on him. I think that is all

616
00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:17.039
one hundred percent bullshit. I believe
this is the moment where Jasmine says this

617
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:20.760
is the baby moon from Hell,
which should be the name of this episode,

618
00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:24.679
obviously. So then we move on
back to Britt and Jack's the next

619
00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:28.559
morning, I guess, and she's
like, we got top, and then

620
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:30.199
he goes, what do you want
to talk about? Yeah, like none

621
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:34.840
of that had happened. There's something
very wrong with this man. Yes,

622
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:38.480
yeah. So then she you know, she's mad, but she does a

623
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:45.119
typical abuser thing where he's like,
yeah, I'm sorry, I got a

624
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:50.199
little crazy, but like you didn't
deserve that, like you know, and

625
00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:54.719
he goes he literally says it'll never
happen again. Uh huh, Oh my

626
00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:59.239
god. Yes, that really was
triggering, like all the things, because

627
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:02.119
she she you make it so terrible
a person like that makes it so terrible

628
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.239
that you just want any sense of
normalcy. She she has no way out.

629
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.679
She feels stuck because she's got a
kid with this guy. Yeah,

630
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:12.639
I mean, what the hell?
And so, you know, I mean

631
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:15.639
that's scary for her. She's got
she wants to keep his temper in check.

632
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:17.639
She wants to good day, but
she also doesn't want to be a

633
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:23.280
total dish rag. So she's like, yeah, but you were real Maine

634
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:27.679
chucked up everywhere I did chuck up. I did I just threw up on

635
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:31.039
everything? Right? But Jackson's like, well, what do you want me

636
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:34.960
to say? Like, I said, I'm sorry, Okay, what do

637
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.639
you want me to do? You're
what do you want me to do?

638
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:44.039
Vomit bags gets name? What do
you want me to do? Drunkie?

639
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:45.559
What do you want to say?
I said, I'm sorry, Okay,

640
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.039
it's never gonna happen. Yeah,
okay, our relationship is going to be

641
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:52.760
perfect now okay, okay, is
that what you want to hear? She's

642
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.960
stuck because now, like I said, this is the part where people start

643
00:43:55.119 --> 00:44:00.719
pouring wine and bloody Mary's and like
what she's not She has has to sneak

644
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:04.320
it. She's not there yet where
she thinks, where she recognizes maybe her

645
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:06.400
alcome, maybe she is. I
don't know, but like, now,

646
00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:09.719
what does she do? Well?
And then he's like, but you better

647
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:14.079
not fucking have one drink today or
we're done. Did he say that?

648
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:15.840
He says it to everybody else,
He says it to them. He's like,

649
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:19.400
if she has one drink today,
we're done. That's it. My

650
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:22.960
god, Oh my god. Yeah, oh that should fix it. Well,

651
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:27.400
then let's let's pivot to Zach because
This made me laugh, so so

652
00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:30.920
Zach. Meanwhile back in La in
the valley, Okay, I have one

653
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:34.519
more thing to say before we get
to the Zach scene, which is that

654
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:38.639
the next So then they're making breakfast
and Jesse goes, does anybody have a

655
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:43.920
crimfrush like I? Because I need
the crimfrush. I can. I can

656
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:47.639
make eggs, but I need crimfrush. He's such a new deud such as

657
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.360
he's such a bag. Yeah,
okay, okay, this part is also

658
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.159
and I don't know how to feel
about it. Okay, I have a

659
00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:58.119
lot of actually thinks to say about
First, Zach posts a story that's really

660
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.559
scary, scary. He puts an
instant Sorry, why are they all funny?

661
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:04.440
You didn't think that was funny?
Well, I thought it was funny,

662
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:06.280
but I just thought it was like, why are they even looking at

663
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:08.320
their insta stories? Why take a
break? You're in Big Bear? But

664
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:12.079
he posts and puts his location as
though he's in Big Bear, like he's

665
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:17.400
coming for them, and just a
black screen with just location big. I

666
00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:22.599
laugh out loud, and of course
it worked. Jan It's like freaking out.

667
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:25.119
He fucking kids, he knows how
nervous I am with this pregnancy.

668
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:28.960
He's gonna kill my baby. She's
gonna blame it all on Zach and something

669
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:32.000
happens to her pregnancy. He's coming
for us, He's coming for us,

670
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:37.320
He's and then they're all like,
oh no, he's is he? Is

671
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:38.760
he here? Do you think he's
really here? She's like, I think

672
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:43.559
he's probably is, Like he's psycho, he's really psycho. But I mean,

673
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:45.440
meanwhile, it shows him not being
psycho with Kristen. But here's where

674
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:50.199
I thought, have you ever,
okay, ever been excluded from a group

675
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:52.199
and then so you're like by default
with this other group and then you try

676
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:55.320
to act like that was the group
you want to be with anyway, I

677
00:45:55.320 --> 00:45:59.599
feel like that is what's happened.
So now poor Zach is being stuck with

678
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:04.559
Chris it yes, and it's just
kind of a sad losory moment with their

679
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:08.400
feet, like you're doing like footbats. He's like, this is the best,

680
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:12.280
yeah, but it's not the best, and he knows it's not the

681
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.400
best. And then it shows like
kind of Christian's apartment in the valley.

682
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:19.760
It's like this isn't so amazing,
Like it's just got like a triple chin

683
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:22.400
like leaning back and she does the
thing where she's like, oh, I

684
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.039
have I've got a plan, you
know, with her finger, like making

685
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:28.559
her fingers into like a triangle.
Yeah, you know what I mean,

686
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:31.320
Like we'll get them. You can
play that game. And it's just the

687
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:36.360
saddest thing because the game is it
just shows them back in Big Bear just

688
00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:39.239
having like a lovely glass of wine
with like the most beautiful backdrop with their

689
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:44.960
friends. Yeah. Poor is Zach, who, by the way, as

690
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:49.559
we said that was that was Britney's
friend from back home from right, So

691
00:46:49.639 --> 00:46:52.519
like why did he get fucked over? Which is his point as well,

692
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:55.679
how did he get hurt? I
don't know, but the hair and they

693
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:00.559
also chiron Zach under his name when
they showed him Kristen, they cairn Zach

694
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:07.400
not in Big Bear. I mean
I felt for him in his acid washed

695
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:09.199
jacket and the two pe which,
by the way, I know people will

696
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:12.840
come out to try to like there
was a video of someone I told you

697
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:15.159
last week trying to pull his hair. I don't believe it. I think

698
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:20.440
it was staged. I just don't
believe that. And that's fine, yeah

699
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:23.239
with it. No, I mean
I guess right, like it just doesn't

700
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:28.719
make any sense. No different than
a boob job. Absolutely not are pretty

701
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.840
obvious or extensions. I've had extensions, Yeah, have you ever had I've

702
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:36.039
had like the taped on ones,
not the permanent, but like the ones

703
00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:38.360
they just glue on. I've had
those. Sure. And I had a

704
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.239
boyfriend always at the time, always
point out that he could see every time

705
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:44.840
the wind would blow, He's like, you can see the tape. It

706
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:46.800
was like, can you stop,
I'm sure, like but not in a

707
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:49.760
way like it wasn't like trying to
help me, like, oh, we're

708
00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.360
going to take a picture, you
want to probably do the thing. But

709
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:58.960
he would just yell it out,
would do the thing, okay, So

710
00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:01.320
it made me sad. I will
say I was dating a guy once,

711
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:08.559
uh once, many many many years
ago, and he had his head in

712
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:14.199
my lap in a way that I
could look down and see like sort of

713
00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:16.719
his head. And no, he
wasn't giving me oral sex. He was

714
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:22.079
literally just like laying in my left
Stop Cecily, Cecily, stop envisioning it.

715
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.800
Don't think about that, God,
all of you, it's so good.

716
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:30.559
You guys are disgusting. I don't
do stuff like that anyway. I

717
00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:34.119
was cradling kind of cradling his head, and I could see his scalp and

718
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:38.000
I saw like a white netting,
and I was like, I never seen

719
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:43.199
yes, and I'd never experienced that
before. I was like in my twenties.

720
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:46.639
He was young, he was he
was he also in his twenty he

721
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:52.679
was probably thirty, like early thirties, a lot of dying, a lot

722
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:57.320
of guys wear like a hair piece
like that, and it's I mean,

723
00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:59.599
we get it, we get it, we do. We all do what

724
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.239
we have to do. You believe
me, Yeah, But I just remember

725
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:07.559
thinking, like, WHOA, like
you say something? No, I never

726
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:13.159
ever said anything, and he was
very like secretive about it, like he

727
00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:19.280
didn't want anybody to know. But
later I started to realize, like once

728
00:49:19.320 --> 00:49:22.079
I kind of understood a little bit
more about like hair pieces, I started

729
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.920
to realize that I shouldn't have been
that. Like it does look a little

730
00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:30.960
bit obvious, but again, again, how many women at boob jobs.

731
00:49:31.559 --> 00:49:36.039
But the thing is, like,
it's it's tough because you can't really you

732
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:38.800
have to tell someone if you're in
a related you're having sex with them,

733
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:44.440
you kind of have to. I
mean, they're gonna they have to know

734
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:50.880
a couple that were married for years
and she never knew whoa yep, And

735
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:53.679
he would make excuses to like go
out and like, you know, get

736
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:58.599
his thing refurbished or whatever. Got
to like, hey, upkeep on those

737
00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:01.159
things, like to pay stuff up
you yep, I didn't know that you

738
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:06.079
got to switch him out. A
lot of men have like several maids that

739
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.760
are look exactly the same, so
it just looks like you kind of washed

740
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:12.199
your hair. Oh poor thing.
Though. That makes me so sad that

741
00:50:12.239 --> 00:50:15.440
someone's in a relationship they can't I
know, I've had that. Well,

742
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:20.079
they're they're not together anymore. They
were married for like twenty five years and

743
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:22.360
then they got and she didn't know
he had a new paper twenty five Okay,

744
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:25.719
no, that's on her then a
little bit. But the next woman,

745
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:31.480
he's remarried and she like totally and
he just decided to just be bald,

746
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:36.760
like fuck it, and she's his
new Wifelake loves it. Well,

747
00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:39.320
that's a beautiful I met before,
really, I know, And I have

748
00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:43.079
had the thing where when I had
those teeth on extensions, you have to

749
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:45.760
be care like they're fine the first
couple of days, like you know,

750
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:47.679
or first whatever, a couple of
weeks, but you have to you need

751
00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:51.800
upkeep. And I was like making
out with somebody, and I'm like,

752
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.440
oh god. Every time he'd go
to like touch my hair, you know,

753
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:59.159
I would like I'd hit his hand
down. No, thank you,

754
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:02.320
sir. That's where I draw the
line. Keep it below, below the

755
00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:06.159
hair line, the belly button.
Yeah, but or just like for some

756
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:09.519
reason, but Jash is only we're
not going to do like a hair thing.

757
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:13.239
You're not going to brush the hair
out of my eyes, no,

758
00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:17.280
sir. No, get your hands
on a puss and that's it. Get

759
00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:22.400
your head in the game, sir. No, it's a thing. And

760
00:51:22.440 --> 00:51:25.920
so we have full on empathy for
Zach and maybe we're wrong. He's saying

761
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.079
it's not he's saying it's his hair, and maybe it is. I don't.

762
00:51:29.480 --> 00:51:34.920
I don't no how come I know
how we can't unless we unless I

763
00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:38.719
hook up with him, which I'm
willing to do for the show for journalistic

764
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:45.440
purposes obviously. So then they have
like a split fishing, paddle boarding,

765
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:50.880
yoga sitch. Yeah, right,
but I do like the fact. Really

766
00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:54.800
quick, well, first of all, really quick, there was just another

767
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:59.639
little funny moment or Jesse, who
I normally hate, is like rolling his

768
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.440
eyes Janet because she's still like,
oh my god, what if he comes

769
00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:07.440
here? Is he gonna bring kristin? Are they gonna come and ruin my

770
00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:10.440
baby moon? Are they gonna rea
havoc on my baby moon? And then

771
00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:15.920
Jesse does a thing to camera where
he's like, he's not he's just being

772
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:20.079
petty. He's not here, he's
not coming. He's not gonna like pop

773
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:22.880
out of the bushes, right yeah. And then they go back to Zach

774
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:24.920
and Kristen and he's like, yeah, I'm petty, but I'm petty with

775
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:29.079
a purpose. You give me a
purpose and I'll be petty. And I

776
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.159
was like, that's a fun moment. It was fun and I do like

777
00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:34.800
him, and I like that they're
trying to make lemons out of lemon.

778
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:37.079
You know you got to get a
scene in there. Yeah, And weren't

779
00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:38.320
you so happy to see that?
I was like, let's focus back on

780
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.840
them. I don't even want to
be in Big Bear with these other people.

781
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.280
I want to know what Zach and
Kristen are doing. I agree,

782
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:49.840
I agree, okay, but this
is this next scene is like iconic,

783
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:54.440
So back of the cabin real quick. Jasmine's doing Britney's hair, and they're

784
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:59.360
all trying to get out of going
hiking or on it like a fishing trip,

785
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:05.760
which is super relatable. They're like, we're doing a yoga yeah,

786
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:10.159
and they're basically just going to stay
back at the cabin and drink. Yeah.

787
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:15.920
So now there's a surprise, right, there's some surprise, is there.

788
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:19.639
I thought they were just lying.
Oh, I thought there was no

789
00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:22.760
I think they were just trying to
get out of going with the guys.

790
00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:24.400
Oh, that's funny. I wasn't
sure. I wasn't clear on that or

791
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:28.719
didn't care enough could either way,
I didn't. I don't know the answer.

792
00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:32.119
They weren't there like we're bringing in
like a yoga They're like going to

793
00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:35.599
do a yoga thing, and the
guys didn't want to do that, so

794
00:53:35.639 --> 00:53:37.480
they got rid of the guys.
But then they're like, no, we're

795
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:42.840
not really doing so the guys go
fishing, and again, I don't you

796
00:53:42.840 --> 00:53:45.239
know, I didn't really care at
this point, did you. I mean,

797
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.840
I never really care when it's them. I don't know why, no,

798
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:51.440
And I know that's where all the
big stuff happens. But this was

799
00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:55.440
just a very funny scene. Okay, so Danny's Danny's like they're they're like,

800
00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:59.079
yeah, like a woman who's like
a little bit thick. And then

801
00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:02.199
Danny goes, you know, yeah, like or Jesse goes, yeah,

802
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:06.039
like when I was first with Michelle, like she was bigger, like she's

803
00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:09.320
she's smaller now. And then Danny
goes, yeah, like I've never dated

804
00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:14.199
somebody over like five two or five
three, you know, because of like

805
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:17.719
I guess, like having a Napoleon
complex. And Jason's like, hmm,

806
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:23.840
that's that's not a Napoleon complex,
right, and complex is when like you're

807
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:30.719
short, so like you're an asshole
to like overcompensate, and Danny, without

808
00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:34.480
any kind of like oh are you
sure, he just goes, oh no,

809
00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.880
no, no, it's one hundred
percent. It's when you're short so

810
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:42.039
you don't like dating taller women.
And Jason goes, actually, that's that's

811
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:46.039
not what it is, and Danny
goes, yeah it is. I mean

812
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:49.639
that's I mean, he's not the
brightest in the show. In the confestions,

813
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:52.519
they all brought up their phones.
How so dumb, how dumb these

814
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:57.280
are like grown adults that they don't
even know what that means that they have

815
00:54:57.320 --> 00:55:01.559
to like leon complex. How can
you not, Like, haven't you known

816
00:55:01.599 --> 00:55:07.199
what a Napoleon complex is for a
million years? Yes, as a child,

817
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:09.599
and especially if he's short himself,
Like you don't know your own thing,

818
00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:15.960
you don't, he doesn't. That's
also like really like not a funny,

819
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:17.599
like not a nice thing to say
about yourself, Like you don't know,

820
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:21.519
and he doesn't have it. That's
the funniest price. He doesn't have

821
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:24.159
a Napoleon complex because he's not that
much of an asshole, right. She's

822
00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:27.480
like, what if you didn't know
what the word asshole is? Like I'm

823
00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:30.159
an asshole and like, actually,
we don't think you are. You're like

824
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:32.199
a really nice guy. And he's
like, ah, definition of asshole someone

825
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.119
who really loves his white women,
Yeah, who loves women in general and

826
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:39.400
treats them really well. And they're
like absolutely not. It is like I

827
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:43.800
know you guys are wrong because you're
wrong. You don't know a lot about

828
00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:46.000
life, but yeah, I mean
prove it, prove me wrong. And

829
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:47.760
they're like, well, now you
are kind of being an asshole. So

830
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:55.159
it's tricky. That conversation was so
ridiculous. Then we go back to Brittany.

831
00:55:55.159 --> 00:55:59.519
Funny. I loved how he was
just like doubling and tripling. He

832
00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:02.719
just and Jason was being so calm. And that's when John was like,

833
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:07.320
he really is like the hero of
this episode, right, yep, I

834
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.480
agree, the only one I was
like, that is really funny. He

835
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:14.639
never was like, no, he's
stupid idiot. He was just like,

836
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:22.039
h no, No, that's definitely
not the definition of a Napoleon complex.

837
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:24.320
He's not so smart. I'm not
sure it's pot anymore. He's just not

838
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:28.679
so smart. But then so it
flashes over to Brittany and we already talked

839
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:30.599
about this where she's talking about the
bar. She's like, I don't like

840
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:35.719
it when people say whenever instead of
when. It always bothered me, even

841
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:38.679
growing up in small town Texas.
What do you mean when she says she

842
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:42.400
says this a lot. Whenever anybody
goes to the bar, they're like,

843
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:46.239
what where where's the tires? Just
say if anyone goes to the bar,

844
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:50.119
or when people go to the bar
they notice there's chairs in the middle of

845
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:52.480
the room. But it's always whenever, whenever. Whenever I've been back,

846
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:55.440
it just bugs me. I don't
know why. I don't know why that's

847
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:59.280
interesting. I'm trying to I'm gonna
now, I'm gonna hear it. Next

848
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:00.519
time you'll hear it. You won't
hear it a lot because I don't think

849
00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:04.840
you'll hear it from her. Yeah
whatever, whenever you yelled at me,

850
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:08.119
Jake, I got mad whenever you
yelled at me. Oh yeah, ever,

851
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:13.360
right, right right, And so
she's going on about that, but

852
00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:17.360
she still doesn't really totally get it
right. So back on the boat,

853
00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:22.679
the guys, Yeah, the guys, Jesse just suddenly because he Jesse has

854
00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:28.119
substance abuse issues as well, he
gets real mean when he drinks. Yes,

855
00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:31.559
so that's a sign of it.
And Michelle gets checked out. But

856
00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:36.920
Jesse just gets mean and then out
of nowhere, I mean, listen,

857
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:38.960
he has it coming, but kind
of out of nowhere. Jesse's just like,

858
00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:42.880
you know, he has that drunk, glazed look in his eyes,

859
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.920
and he just goes to Jack's I
think you're full of shit. Yeah,

860
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.280
your wife wears the pants in the
relationship. And then the other guys were

861
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.119
like, yeah, but he's you
know, happy or whatever, and he

862
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:54.559
just goes, I think you're a
fighter, and you're mean to your wife.

863
00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:59.719
If she says this sky's red,
you say you're an idiot, But

864
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:02.000
like he she would be an idiot
if she said the sky was red,

865
00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:05.880
right. I thought about that,
like he's so drunk that he can't even

866
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:09.079
get the sky is blue right right, Like he's not making any sense,

867
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:13.400
but he's not wrong about Jack.
So that was that was a hard one

868
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:15.719
for me because I was like,
well, he's telling the truth. But

869
00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:20.639
Jacks is like, oh, I'd
never call my wife an idiot. No,

870
00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:23.599
but you tell her she's just like
a fucked up alcoholic badness, a

871
00:58:23.719 --> 00:58:29.159
terrible mom. And yeah, yeah. Also when did Jacks grow a beard?

872
00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:30.559
Because in this scene, all of
a sudden he has a full beard

873
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:34.880
that he did not have that morning. Did you notice that? No,

874
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:38.039
it's very upsetting to me. I
kept rewinding it, like did we jump

875
00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:42.599
in time? Which is possible?
Oh my god. Jack's was probably like

876
00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:45.320
you know what we're doing, We're
going back to Big Bear for pickups.

877
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:47.079
I just feel like we I don't
think he got enough. I think it

878
00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:52.599
should be more dramatic. I swear
to you. If something was off interesting

879
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:54.320
kept, I was like, what
the hell. They don't care. They're

880
00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:57.760
like, this is this show.
We're gonna keep filming it, but we're

881
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.840
not going to pick it up,
right, so nobody care and jokes on

882
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:04.599
them because it got picked up.
Of course. Ugh, I hate saying

883
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:07.880
that. I hate saying of course. All right, so Jax is like,

884
00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:12.079
I'd never say that to my wife, and Jesse goes, you'll need

885
00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:16.000
to prove your shove to your wife. Jack goes, we're under stressed.

886
00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:20.239
We got multiple businesses. Am I
a little aggressive? Do I get a

887
00:59:20.239 --> 00:59:22.920
little in the face? Do I
punch her in the face a little bit?

888
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:24.519
Do I like? Do I pressure
around a little bit? Sure?

889
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:29.559
But it's under control. I'm cool, cool because she knows she deserves it.

890
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:31.239
Yeah. Also, then Jack's goes
on the whole thing about how he

891
00:59:31.239 --> 00:59:35.400
doesn't believe in divorce. You'll all
be six feet under or whatever before you

892
00:59:35.559 --> 00:59:39.760
find me separated. Cut up,
dude, I mean, are you kidding

893
00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:45.280
me that he says that? Like, is he joking? I do think

894
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:47.760
that they were already don't you think
they were already divorced or separated when they

895
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:52.119
were filming? Yeah? Maybe not? Well, I mean I was confused

896
00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:55.079
because I was one hundred percent sure
that it was all just trying to do

897
00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:59.559
a sandaball. So I wasn't sure
if they were still together and pretending to

898
00:59:59.599 --> 01:00:02.960
have problem, which is still possible, anything is possible, or they were

899
01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:07.320
split and this show, let's keep
it together for the show and for the

900
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:14.960
podcast, which is what they ultimately
were able to do. Oh yeah,

901
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:19.440
but I mean, it just it
just seems like Jack's wouldn't wouldn't be saying

902
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:22.400
all that shit if he really didn't
think he was going to get separated.

903
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:24.360
So maybe probably right, I'm trying
to guess, I'm thinking, I mean,

904
01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:29.239
I'm hoping that maybe Britney's the one
who called it quits. I mean,

905
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.000
I'm hoping not too. And I'm
sure people already know this. I'm

906
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:34.920
sure they've talked about it on their
podcast, which I guess we should listen

907
01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:38.039
to at some point. I mean, are they doing the podcast as a

908
01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:43.920
separated couple, yeah, but together
and they're like talking about how they co

909
01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:47.840
parent, and she just pretends to
be all just yourself knowing Jacks. Anyway,

910
01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:53.400
we're brought to you today. Bye. Interesting mm hmm, All right,

911
01:00:53.639 --> 01:00:59.760
well, so then Jesse is like, well, don't ask me for

912
01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:02.800
it, and they're they're like,
we would never ask you for advice.

913
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:10.320
Uh, And then Jason says to
camera, I don't think he's being honest

914
01:01:10.320 --> 01:01:15.679
with himself talking about Jack's. Jason's
like, he's either lying to us or

915
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:19.960
he's lying to himself, which is
exactly what we're kind of saying. Yeah.

916
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:22.480
And then Jesse says, you know, this guy's where we were a

917
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:29.920
year ago, which tells you that
he's known that he's splitting up with Michelle,

918
01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:31.960
right, And you can tell that
because she's so checked out and she's

919
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:36.320
just filming the scenes that she's told
she has to and she can't stand up

920
01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:40.840
right. But so I believe that
the couple that is definitely pretending is Jesse

921
01:01:42.039 --> 01:01:44.519
and Michelle, and I do believe
she's like, all right, well,

922
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:49.800
we'll do this show, but where
I do not ever get your penis anywhere

923
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:52.199
near me? Right, and I
have a different I have another boyfriend,

924
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:57.480
and then a long hug pretending to
care, you know what I mean,

925
01:01:57.519 --> 01:02:00.960
but kind of like and want her
back, but I think secretly he's probably

926
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:07.360
already dating someone else too. Yeah. So then we get a retrospective of

927
01:02:07.519 --> 01:02:10.320
all the ways that Jack's is just
horrible to Brittany. Yes, and we

928
01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:15.639
go out severely, severely abusive,
as though we could forget from this episode.

929
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:19.880
But yeah, yeah, now there's
your valley. You asked for it.

930
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:22.320
We don't know how to say NYA. I say nya, she says

931
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:25.800
nia. At the end of the
day, who cares. Yeah, we're

932
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:35.199
all just molecules. Thanks you guys. Join us for Patreon tomorrow, right

933
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:37.840
for today today, Yeah, that's
happening. Yeah, so join us for

934
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.840
Patreon where we I mean, you
know what we do on Patreon. If

935
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:44.800
you're already there, stay with us
because you know we're coming. We're going

936
01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:47.960
to gossip and next week. Let
me just remind you that we have Anne

937
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.559
from vander pump On as a guest. I just want to let you guys

938
01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:53.760
know. Yeah, thanks everybody for
listening. We'll see you next week.

939
01:02:54.039 --> 01:03:01.159
We're on Patreon hopefully. Bye bye, p and pin and pink Them