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Hold on Como Stas for the Downbeat, the official show of Latinos here in

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this town. You got a fun
one for you today, including eight o'clock

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this amazingly titled segment Barbecue blue Bonnets
in the Bible, A small town Texas

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adventure for Modest Mouse. Who admits
that two and four or eight one seven

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seven eight seven one nine seven one
we could call in text all day,

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but specifically calling it eight for a
chance to win tickets to see Modest Mouse

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and the Pixies as we challenge Michael
throughout the towns of Texas. I've accepted

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the challenge. Yeah, I'm not
a native of the lone Star State,

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I'll admit that. But he got
here, is running. But and I

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have not known any Oh, there
you go. I just look at the

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weather thing behind you, behind you
in Paris, Mount Pleasant Bottom, Throckmorton.

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I don't remember these Eastland Comanche.
I can assure you none of those

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will be on the quest because these
two too big the backcountry boys are from

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tiny West Texas towns, and they
don't think I know anything about the real

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what really goes on in this the
greatest state in the Union. Really big

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Mike knows a lot of things about
a lot of things, and you're gonna

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find out the hard way. Nanny
and I have had multiple discussions in the

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halls the last couple weeks without you
there about but what wait, wait,

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you were talking. We're trying to
well, what were you talking about?

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It's a little things, just like
I mean, Look, I don't want

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to reveal too much, but I
can say this has been quoted multiple times.

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It's time for us to take back
Texas as it applies to me.

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You and all the other people who
just zoom into our state and claim it

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as their own, learn to love
it here very quickly, and then act

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like they've always been texting, texting, throw it through my d I don't

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love it here that much. Just
to be clear, it's not that great.

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It's just like a rail state.
I mean, foolishly continue to let

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me be on the radio. That's
kind of the deal. I didn't get

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here till I was in third grade. There you go. I'm not a

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native carpet bagger London, London carpet
Yeah, you from London carpet bagger balis

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yep, years old? Moved Were
you born? Boston? Boston? Boston,

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proper or yeah, like across the
mass Pike from Fenway at Beth Israel

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Hospital. Really yeah, and you're
not at all racist at all. That's

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really import We thought everyone from Boston's
racist. Well we thought everybody from Texas

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was racist. Yeah, that's all
just against people who ain't Texan. I

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think Kavanall got here like age ak
to speak easy two to six from St.

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Louis. Okay, huh yeah,
Missouri man. Military baby, So

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I moved a lot, a lot. I think I went to like ten

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different schools before I was ten years
old. Oh, go ahead, Sorry,

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that's all I am. Yes,
yeah, I don't. I know

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tons of military babies, but I
don't normally associate it with Boston Providence Navy.

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So Dad was stationed in Providence.
I was adopted born in Boston and

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spent ten months in foster care,
and then landed at an adoption agency in

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Providence, Rhode Island, where I
was adopted from there when I was almost

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a year old. And then we
moved to naval base in Mountain View,

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California. And then Dad got out
of the Navy, and then we spent

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a good amount of time in Memphis, Tennessee, went back to California and

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the Alameda, Oakland area, and
when my parents divorced, ended up down

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here because my mom wanted to live
close to where she grew up and she's

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a native of Yeah, Texas,
West, Texas North. It's the name

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of Thalia is the name of her
of her tiny town. And dad was

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born in Texas too. You know, the parents had adopted me. But

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you know, he joined the Navy
and was stationed up in Rhode Island.

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So that's how that all worked out. That's tough. But I did live

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in many, not any places,
but several places in Texas and also many

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towns in Texas. So Sonora,
Texas, Dilly Texas, Burke Burnette.

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I'm not They're not going to be
on the Sonora was an old district.

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Well playoffs, Yeah, playoffs down
south. Yeah. I put a couple

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of posts up at ninety seven on
the freak all over the place, Twitter,

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TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, all
this stuff. I guess. I

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mean, I'm not doing threads,
So leave threads alone. I'm not doing

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it. They were what's your hometown? No, what's your hometown? Tell

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us in the comments, Oh you
just did this, Now let me tell

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you why I did it. Hey, I curiously do want to know where

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your hometown is. B We get
a social media report every week and they

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tell us interactive things are good.
So do you consider your hometown where you're

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born or how does that work?
I think I think more raised. I

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consider it raised. I was born
in Archer City. I lived there for

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a day. Yeah, I was. I lived in Boston for like three

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days. Lived there. Well,
you're acting like you're cramming for a test

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every time we say it down.
I'm just tricking you guys in a name

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and city. Where were you born? Mikey, I was born in uh

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Broward County, Florida. Hollywood,
Florida. You were born in Hollywood,

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Florida. That's on your birthday?
Yeah? Which is it's Miami and Kevin,

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you were born in Archer City,
Yes, sir, one of the

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last babies born at that hospital.
That's cool. The sight of the last

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picture show, the Great Great Archer
City. What'd you say? You're one

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of the last babies born at that
hospital? And then what they shut the

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hospital down or we're done? Like
no, they went this is the show's

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yuck. Oh, this is the
chosen one. Yes, our our one

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year quest. He's going to save
our city birth. It's kind of yeah,

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immediately walks south to Alney. It's
kind of like after after Our Lord

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and Savior was born, they just
bulldozed the main job, put up a

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parking lot. Yeah, I mean
for Camel's Yeah. I mean, he

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could have recreated it if he wanted
to. I guarantee you there are so

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many people that live here that are
from these tiny little towns that just migrated.

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It was one of them that migrated
to the big city, knock City

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Alney. It's this is kind of
the closest big ass city to you know,

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anybody that grew up between like here
in Lubbock, Lubbock. Okay,

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you stop it. I always had
that theory about why there's a bunch of

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hot people in Dallas. It's twenty
twenty four. I'm not going to use

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a gender, just hot humans.
Because any big city where a large swath

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around it of other cities where this
is the congregation point, is where the

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hot people congregate. And I think
Dallas is uh top five hottest people cities

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in America because the other ones are
also under that course they fall into that

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as well. In La is because
a lot of a lot of people move

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there the service time. If I
can go to California, Oh my god,

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right, you think the girls are
hot and boys are hot. Yeah,

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beach, it's beach. It's not
yeah, but it's beach. It's

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wealth. Isn't that great? Because
wealth turns into so what happens? And

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I have a theory on this.
Okay, when you have a lot of

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wealth, you can attract people that
are more attractive, and it turns into

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a breeding cycle. Yeah that hot
people if you're rich, like rich old

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dudes in Highland Park, like rich
Phillips. Yeah, okay, they have

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the ability to pair up with maybe
women that are way out of their league.

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And this may happen vice versa as
well, but I think it's probably

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more prevalent in men. Like maybe
older, not so great looking men will

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have these really attractive wives, and
they'll have pretty attractive kids, and these

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attractive kids grow up with one another
in these schools and they know one another,

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and then they just kind of keep
breeding beautiful babies. That happens in

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big towns because in big towns there's
probably more wealth than in any other town.

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Exactly. I remember a story of
I think it was a chic a

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chic a sheikh who billionaire chik who
married this gorgeous whatever woman and then they

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had kids and either I don't think
he's either suit her or divorced her.

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But they had kids and the kids
were ugly. And then the sheik realized

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that the woman it had a ton
of plastic surgery done and work done that

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he was unaware of. And it's
something you don't think of, you know,

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like with the prevalence of you know, cosmetic surgery, that's not going

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to affect how the kids look.
That's true, you know. So if

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you're super rich and you marry this
whatever you believe to be a perfect ten

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and you factor in, you know, what the kids might look like as

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being something that you do care about, you can't factor in what it was

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like before that, you know,
the fresh babby. You ain't gonna have

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the perfect nose, no, but
you can still rework everything though, oh

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I know. I mean if like, money can do a lot for pretty

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much anything, any imperfect thing you
have in your life, you can cover

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it up with money, and you
can do that in a way that is

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not at all real. But as
long as you're sleeping good on a big

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pile of money. You don't really
care how authentic you are. I don't

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know, is that too deep?
No? No, No, you're onto

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something. The Prince of air Tractor
speaks. No. No, Kevin's parents

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air track. That didn't work there
anymore, but I retired. So growing

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up in small he's like, I
don't want to work anymore. I want

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to work when I want to work. So he still works, but he

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doesn't like work there. So,
growing up in a small town all Nee,

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Texas Cavo, about two hours west
of here, you didn't have a

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lot of access to you're talking about
hot ass. No, I'm talking about

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built in Jesus, built in ready
to go entertainment. You know, like

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if you grew up in the city, there's baseball games to go to,

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there's sporting events, there's probably big
soccer leagues. There's all this kind of

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stuff. There's six flat you know, you have access to a lot of

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entertainment options from the small town.
You create your own fun. You just

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make mud pizzas. I'm curious about
modern day of small towns. Yeah,

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I don't know. Well, I
mean with the admin of the Internet and

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phones and all that I guarantee you
it's a lot different. Yeah, I

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do. They have a PlayStation one
at city Hall that the kids can line

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up on play medal of honor.
But if you were, if you were

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anything like me, you invented games, You invented stuff to do. Necessarily.

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Some of it was some of it
was probably quite destructive, but some

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of it was really cool. Like
I'd be curious to hear, you know

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how kids growing up in small towns
some of the creative ways they came up

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with to to entertain themselves. I'll
give you one brief example. Uh,

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four guys, me and my two
of my best friends, and then one

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of my best friend's younger brother.
We played the thousand point basketball game first

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to one thousand that lasted I think
eight days, ridiculous, and we two

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on two. One of the guys
lived down the street for me. He

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had a goal and his uh you
know, over his garage and the driveway.

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We'd play basketball there all the time. It was like, let's play

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first to one thousand wins. You
said, was this a summer activity?

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Yeah, okay, summer activity first
to one thousand wins. It took eight

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days for somebody to get there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, two on

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two on your team with the other
team my team, because we were taller,

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the other guys had better handles,
like they were smaller, but they

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could just every putback. Yeah.
Do you think it was do they have

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like nine hundred? The thing that's
funny about the thousand point basketball is,

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I don't know it was close.
I think that the final score was then

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like thirteen points. It was crazy
how close it was. But I wonder

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if we kind of like subconsciously would
sandbag, yeah, to keep it close

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because we wanted it to feel like
it was competitive all the way. That's

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fun. Yeah, But I was
like six two at the time. My

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buddy was like five eleven six,
and then these other two dudes are like

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five six and five eight. But
they were really good at dribbling. But

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anytime if we missed a shot,
the rebound was obviously hours unless it was

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a long rebound. But that was
just one small of paper that you write

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the scores down at night. Uh
yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah,

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then get out there the next day. Yeah. But it took eight days

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playing every day after school to play
the thousand point basketball game. Did you

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do crap like that? Not the
one thousand point game. There wasn't one

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hundred inning baseball game in our town
one time though, Okay, and that

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sucked. Oh it was terrible.
And how many days one day? What?

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Yeah? What all day thing?
Dude? Yeah? I mean we

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had an of games to play too, Like we invented go skiing behind my

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dad's ski boat. Okay, that's
water skiing. Oh that's not a man.

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Yeah, that's not inventing something that. Yeah, we invented a game

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called go play golf at Darrow.
Okay, god, he's that what you

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made money? We had to walk
to the country club across the highway,

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swim in the ocean. If we
had to play nine holes on a goat

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ranch at only country club, you're
playing Durral. So don't understand the games.

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Put it on a wall ball number
a wallball. That was always fun

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because you could peg the guy.
Did you play five up five back?

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No? On the practice field.
Do you know what five up five back?

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Is? No? It's you have
a team on either side of the

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football field and you can either throw
it or punt it, and if the

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other team catches it, they get
to move five yard five steps up.

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We caught it five steps five steps, five up, five back. But

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if you if you weren't able to
field the catch, then you took five

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steps back, and the first person
to be able to kick it out of

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the end zone to throw it out
of the end zone, then they got

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a point. But yeah, five
up, five back. You've probably never

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even heard of it, have you. Yeah, he's heard of water skiing,

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golf and ocean swimming. What is
caviar, Yeah, caviar taste tests.

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Yeah. We'd play called seafood eating
fresh seafood eating. It was fun.

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Oh. We also played visit Disney
World regularly game, but it's into

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a game called go down to the
Keys and snorkel. We played a game

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called rock paper Scissors on who was
going to go pick up the government cheese.

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That week, we played a game
called let's try to set this paper

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on fire with a magnifying glass.
Yeah. Really, yeah, we we

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did. Okay, now we'll say
this, it's a little bit of a

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land. We we did some dangerous
stuff with my cousins over at their house,

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which is just across a big field
in my house and where one of

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us would get in a go cart, put the helmet on. You're the

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go cart. Cutting across and we're
all trying to hit golf balls across and

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just nail the golf cart like it's
picking up range balls. It was fun

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and so dangerous and it hurt if
you got hit. Oh my god,

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it hurt. You have a big
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But it was so fun when you
did nail one. You really just trying

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to hit the bar. You're not
trying to hit the person in the go

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cart. You never hit a golf
ball. You can't be that accurate.

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Yeah, I know, it was
so fun. There's a lot of that

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going on. Yeah going shooting was
one shooting, Yeah, shoot shooting.

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Everyone's shooting. There's too many gun
debts in our town. Really hide and

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seek where you get just constipated or
you have to go take a whiz the

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whole time every time you hide,
like outdoor on a ranch or something,

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not on a ranch. Now he's
on a ranch. It was just more

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like, okay, on not a
ranch. On the sprawling lands, so

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you grew up on just there's just
more yard space than here, where every

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house is built right up next to
each other, spread out people. We

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got room, got a lot of
room. We got a lot of room.

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You ever played yell at the housekeeper. Oh my god, this guy,

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he's going to fail at eight o'clock. He's going to fail. He's

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not going to have a game.
But any of these towns are not going

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to show you what a private school
upbringing looks like. Yell at the housekeeper.

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That's a game. On the point
is differently, we're all different,

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we're all the same. Putting me
my bacon, bacon is good for me.

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You play a game that was adjacent
to that grease the toilet seat when

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the babysitters over? Was that when
you put grease on over the toilet seat

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and she goes to the bathroom and
goes, eh, what is this?

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Did you really do that? We
did vaciline under card or handles? What

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does that mean? And what you
hide in a boosh and laugh? Yes,

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people, look, we told you
we had to make our own fun.

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It was handed us on a silver
platter. Yeah, and that fun

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was often at the expense of others. Absolutely, and franks, Yeah,

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others had to feel pain for us
to feel laughter. Yeah, that's sad.

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Look, we all walked through this
world treating our fellow humans as collateral

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damage and everything we do, yes, in our pursuits of self interest.

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That's how we live. We are
gluttonous consumers that only care about ourselves,

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right, Yes, I mean yeah, pretty much. Well I would like

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to think not, and I would
like to have some sense of hope for

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really anything, but but it's harder
by the day. But I mean,

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I hope that we have a good
show today, have that those are like

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the hopeful things I have motivated by
self interest. Yes, yes, I'm

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excited for Dingy's Morning News today,
guys. Danny's got quite an array of

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stories, including the fart plane.
The fart plane, of course, but

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also this murder mystery in case.
Dude, why did you read that?

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I read some of it, and
I have my theories, and I'm surprised

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this is not a bigger story in
the world. It's getting a little bit

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of steam. It happened, almost
happened two weeks two weeks ago, but

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it's it's starting to get a little
steam now. People Magazine just ran a

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big thing on it. Yeah,
yeah, do you know this, Mikey,

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no idea? Okay, you know
what, it's not We're not doing

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this till what eight thirty anyway,
Yeah, Okay, so a guy that

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is a he's like an HIV researcher, like a protein scientist. All right,

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he has three of his friends over. I think maybe more than three

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of his friends. We had a
few friends over to watch the Chiefs games

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happened in Kansas City. These three
guys come over to his house, all

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right, and apparently they who knows
what they were doing. There's no toxicology

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reports back yet. But he said
that his three friends left after the game

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was over, and he lied down
on the couch and fell asleep for two

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days. In the forty eight hours
after the game was over, and he

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fell asleep. After this Kansas City
Chiefs watch party at his house, something

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happened where three of the people,
three of his buddies that had left the

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party, were found dead in his
backyard freezing, and he claims to have

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been asleep. He claims to have
been asleep for two days as a matter

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of fact. One of the fiances, I believe, but one of the

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victims, because their families like,
where are these people? They went to

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this guy's house. Yeah, they're
trying to call him. Two days later,

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one of the fiances of one of
the victims, or the deceased shows

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up at this guy's house and is
banging on the door and wakes him up,

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and he's like, hey, what
what day is it? And she

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finds the bodies in the backyard,
and we know what we don't we'll find

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out in Dingu's morning news. One
guy has three friends come over. Yeah,

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they watch a football game, they
leave, They leave the house,

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and he goes, all right,
cool, I'm gonna go lay down and

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take a nap. He sleeps for
two days and claims to have slept for

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two days, flames and the three
of them are dead in his backyard.

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Okay, this is a tease,
Kevin, This is how teases work.

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Yes, we could do like a
famous murder mystery every day and tease it

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beautifully like that and then reveal what
happened in the right Granted, we don't

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know what you're gonna be doing two
hours from now, but hopefully it'll,

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you know, spark something in your
brain to go, you know what,

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they're You're gonna tell that whole story
at eight thirty. I'm gonna I'm gonna

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check back in, do you know, But we don't know what. We

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don't know what happened yet, do
we we have an idea. I've got

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an idea. Of God, your
mystery models are showing. I'm just saying,

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when you look at the image of
the three dead people, you can

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come to some type of conclusion if
you'd like. But they were basically frozen

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out there. This is like True
Detective season four. Come oh, I

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think I know what happened. Allegedly, Jody Foster gets railed in True Detective

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season four. You started watching no, okay, I finished Fargo though,

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congratulations. Well I tell you what
easy selling port there point there. John

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Hamm is in Fargo. Jody Foster
is in True Detective. Huh, Fargo?

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Excellent one. I loved it season
finale, the whole season, the

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last the last half of the final
episode was wonderful. It's the leader in

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the clubhouse so far this year.
Because I'm the count. It is a

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twenty twenty four shows, it must
have it aired twenty twenty three, our

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best show of the year. Yep. Season five is it? Yep?

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Okay? And anyone who was like
me and hasn't seen any of Fargo,

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it doesn't matter at all. You
can you can just start with season five,

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like I didn't see one thing that
led back to any of the first

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two seasons that I watch, because
I didn't watch three or four. You

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can just go right to I told
my mom too, She's like, what

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should I watch. I'm like,
go to Fargo season five. Be love

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it. It was so good,
Yes, Christina and I zipped through it.

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Yeah, a few days. I
just thought though that the final,

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like twenty twenty five minutes of it, where you've got the how is He

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referred to the guy in a dress
with a three stooges haircut, like coming

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munch? Is it much? It's
smelt much, but I think they're coming

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much or something. I don't know. All Right, sever good, fantastic

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TV is good. Yes, you're
getting a lot of support for wall ball,

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a game that people played. Yeah, great amaze with twenty plus wheat

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seed palette stacked in the barn.
Okay, someone made it a good one.

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We we had horse turd fights.
Yeah, this guy we played a

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game called Let's dig a hole and
see if we can fill it up with

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p and I don't think he's kidding. Let's dig a hole and see if

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we can fill it up with another
guy? Seven one three used to play

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Red Rover ww f style where if
you didn't make it, you were clothes

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lined. Yeah, red Red Rover
hurt. Yeah. A lot of these

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small town games involved violence. Yeah
Yeah, wall ball, wall ball,

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getting a lot airsoft if you had
one of those. Someone asked, Mike,

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did you ever play who can take
the most money out of the ATM

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in a week? That is a
fun game. Yeah, money, money

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fort We played money for who can
build the biggest money for it? So

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yeah, Texas, your weird ass
games you made up out in the out

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in the country as we lead up
to eight o'clock, or we're playing an

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incredible new game Barbecue blue Bonnets in
the Bible, a small town Texas adventure,

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Yes, where small town Danny Bayliss
tries to stump big city Shale and

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you call in and join in.
You get a chance at tickets to see

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Modest Mouse and the Pixies, a
show that's not even on sale to the

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public yet. If you pair of
them today, be part of the game,

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Be part of the show, Be
part of the family. Sure two

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four, eight, seven, eight
seven, one nine seven one Good MAVs

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news for everyone in the seven o'clock
hour, Boy Adrian Beltray stuff but coming

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up next, if we were to
go through a nuclear holocaust, what exactly

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would they do to protect what we've
done in civilization. I know the answer.

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This is one of the wildest stories
I've ever seen. Next on ninety

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seven one the first boom