WEBVTT 1 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:44.240 Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Lauracane. This is my 2 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:48.119 co host, Eric Rimmer. Hello. We have a producer to His name 3 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:56.240 is Brian. How are you doing Halloween two weeks away? Guys? That's 4 00:00:56.280 --> 00:01:00.880 precisely why I'm wearing a somewhat Halloween costume today? Is that why? To 5 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:03.280 annoy me? Yes, your Halloween costume? Eric, Nothing, you have 6 00:01:03.319 --> 00:01:07.760 to wear while we're all on one. This is it? No, it's 7 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:11.120 not. And Brian, don't worry about it. I took care of it. 8 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:12.799 Okay, you got him, Yes, I did. I had to. 9 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:15.000 You better get your own airic because you won't like the one she got 10 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:19.200 you. No, I think, No, it's basic. He'll wear it. 11 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:23.519 It's fine. He likes wearing wigs. It's a wig. Is that? 12 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.760 Okay? You're fine with wigs? Fine? I have a special thing 13 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:30.920 for our Halloween episode. You do. You guys won't like it, but 14 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:34.959 well, our listeners like it. Yeah, but we won't like it. 15 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:38.200 Eric may not care. You won't like it. I bet is it? 16 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:42.519 Is it something I'm not gonna say? Oh my gosh, it's an activity. 17 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:49.319 It's an activity? Oh great? Oh no, oh god? Anyway, 18 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:53.400 we are here to take your mind off of anything serious. That's what 19 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:56.959 our podcast aims to do. Just hang with us for what about an hour 20 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:01.519 or so? Hopefully we'll make you laugh, We'll have some fun. We 21 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:07.439 love that you chose our podcast to just kind of chill to Leo. Hey, 22 00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:12.719 Leo, what's up? He posted a picture on Instagram of him wearing 23 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:16.039 the Laura Kane after Dark. Ye yeah, thank you, Leo. And 24 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:21.400 if you haven't already subscribed on YouTube, please do. It'd be great. 25 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.360 We're over two thousand subscribers, which is awesome. I think I think this 26 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:28.319 is our four hundred episode too, or we just passed it. No, 27 00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:32.199 I think Thursday is our four hundred Oh my god, oh my god, 28 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:37.240 you know what. I meant to make a note of that. Thank you 29 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:42.840 for realizing that. Can you believe that four hundred, four hundred episodes of 30 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.080 this show? Let me look, I think this is actually it? Really 31 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:50.560 I think? So? Okay. Anyway, if you haven't subscribed to YouTube, 32 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.199 please do. It would make our day, and it would really make 33 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:57.919 our day if you'd subscribe to our Instagram program. It's four ninety nine a 34 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:01.120 month. You get some exclusive content. In fact, tonight we're going to 35 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:05.599 give you something special, Eric and I we're going to send you something just 36 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:09.879 to our subscribers on Instagram. So just go to the subscribe buttons, super 37 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:15.000 easy and thank you very much. So tonight, what four hundred was last 38 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:21.840 Tuesday? No? It was it not according to YouTube? I mean according 39 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:24.919 to our according to our so thursdays was I messed up a number? But 40 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:29.639 I don't think so well. When I loaded on the where I loaded up, 41 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:34.639 it says that we are two episodes away from four hundred. I don't 42 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:37.719 know. There could have been some There could have been some erase along the 43 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.960 way. I think I had to erase some. Remember I had to erase 44 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:44.319 some. Oh yeah, well up to our on our website, the current 45 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:47.479 post of the latest posted one it's four oh one. Oh my god. 46 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:53.680 Well yay for us? Okay, coming up on the show, Eric supposedly 47 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:59.800 has a gift for me or a present or something to present to me and 48 00:04:00.360 --> 00:04:02.879 out to present to you, like your royalty. Thank you. What is 49 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:08.199 that hideous caull with the brain exposed? It's a Halloween decoration? What do 50 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:16.279 you think it is Halloween? It's Halloween? Yes, Keanu patiently waiting anyway, 51 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:20.279 Elvis, Please Elvis, we just pay attention to him real quick. 52 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:27.240 Yes, sorry sparking. Anyway, I have a show, Oh my god, 53 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:30.600 do I have a show for you to binge And I have something super 54 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.560 random that happened here in this studio, at this desk yesterday and it involved 55 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:42.600 Brian. So it's something really cool and random out of bed for a paycheck. 56 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:46.759 You'll see, you'll see, and then you start an only fans page. 57 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:49.480 And he took video of you. Oh yeah, round like I would 58 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:54.480 do that. Yeah, over my dead body. He would rather yeah, 59 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:59.959 exactly, He'd rather die than see anything of me naked. I can see 60 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:04.000 melted Barbie doll anywhere else. Hey hey, hey, oh my god. 61 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:12.600 Plus Eric has loads of double D and we have ourselves a big contest we 62 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:16.759 are about to get her into. And just for the record, you don't 63 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:24.720 know about this yet, Brian, but concocted this last night. No, 64 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:29.000 we got to figure out the punishment for the loser. Well, it depends 65 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:32.720 on the competition exactly. Well, hold on, we'll get to that eventually. 66 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:39.079 But first, let's talk about our amazing sponsors that help us put on 67 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:42.040 this podcast. Let's do it, and I'm sorry if I sound a little 68 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:46.319 Naisily. I've been sick since Wednesday and now I'm servid. No. I 69 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:53.759 tested and it was negative. Care for this. Did you ever get COVID? 70 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:56.399 Yeah, once, like two days and it was really mild. Did 71 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:59.759 you ever get COVID? Yeah, I never have. It wasn't that bad. 72 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:01.120 Now, I know, I know some people got worse. If you're 73 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:04.240 older, it's worse. But yeah, right, well I was. It 74 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:08.600 was actually over Christmas. I was at my parents. Did you was this 75 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:13.240 during like COVID time or was it recently years? This is just this last 76 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:15.759 year, So it was. I mean, it wasn't fun, but I 77 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:19.079 wasn't dying. I thought I may have had it, but no, that 78 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:24.399 was negative. Just give him all the treats. So we stopped sparking. 79 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:27.800 Oh my gosh, I know I'm very bossy today. Well you really are, 80 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:31.279 real bitch. I want to talk about somebody who is helping one of 81 00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:35.000 my friends tremendously. In fact, I just got a text from her. 82 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:39.120 The woman I'm talking about. Is that making rude? Yes, it is, 83 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:45.360 Oh my god, from Milestone Properties. She founded her company in two 84 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:48.000 thousand and four, but she's been in the real estate business since nineteen ninety 85 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:50.720 four, so she must have started it when she was in high school, 86 00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:56.079 probably because she's so youthful and so fun and so cute. I love her 87 00:06:56.120 --> 00:07:00.959 so much. She is a California real estate broker. It's a bigger deal 88 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:04.000 than just a real estate agent. She can do more for you, and 89 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:10.639 she has people that will jump when she snaps her fingers, and she literally 90 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:15.079 has she has three specialties. She's an m RP. What is that? 91 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:24.360 Military Relocation Professional Professional, She's an FTBS what's that? First Time Buyer Specialist? 92 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:29.000 She's a CMA. What's that? Certified mortgage Advisor? There you go, 93 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:31.720 and she's helping my friend who is this close. They are this close 94 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:35.600 to getting her condo. They put in an offer. They're waiting, waiting, 95 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:40.199 waiting. There's like two offers. Hers look stronger, she says. 96 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:43.360 Megan has been with me every step of the way. That's why we love 97 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:45.360 her. That's why we love her so much. 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Okay, thank 114 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:13.320 you so much for sponsoring the podcast, and now it's time for our host 115 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:20.759 chat. So super random thing happened on Sunday, actually Saturday night, Tommy 116 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:28.559 texts me and he says, hey, can somebody rent out your studio? 117 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:35.399 And I'm I'm like, oh, I guess I know. That's what I 118 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:39.440 was thinking. I'm like, okay, like, does he realize it's in 119 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:43.080 my living room? But I said sure, why not? And he said, 120 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.639 well, it's a comedian, she's famous. Here's her number. Work 121 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:52.759 it out and that was it. And so then he handed me off to 122 00:09:52.799 --> 00:10:00.639 her and her name is Jayyong Summers and she she kind of she didn't give 123 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.799 me much. She said she needed two camera angles, two microphones, she 124 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:07.919 needed a backdrop and that was it. And that's all I knew. And 125 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:11.200 she was coming at two forty five and she needed all of this streams. 126 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:13.840 I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, you also need a 127 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:20.919 producer. So I'm like, I frantically texted Brian please please. I did 128 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:24.879 call that. I didn't pick up. I scared. I did I scare 129 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:28.000 you when I called you? No, what did you see that? When 130 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:31.480 it was? If you do realize that Brian does not ruffle? I was 131 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:33.399 I was asleep. Actually I woke up. I was like, was calling 132 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.639 me. I was like, I'll get to it later. If you would 133 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:41.159 have seen the ringing coming through, would you've picked up. I did see 134 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.440 the ringing. It woke me up, and I said I'll get to it 135 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:50.120 later, and I went back to bay. Wow, I think I'm going 136 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:52.879 to take back that money that you made on Sunday for being such a bread 137 00:10:54.559 --> 00:11:00.759 didn't do any work anyway, I'm sorry. For an hour, I was 138 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:03.879 watching her dog. Okay, So anyway, Oh that sounds rough. Let 139 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:07.759 me give you some hour the money back. Stop it. So she came 140 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:13.200 in with her guest, who is named kat Timp and she's a Fox News 141 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:18.960 person. She's on the Gray gut Field Show. She's also an author and 142 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:22.759 she's a comedian as well. So the two of them sat here and had 143 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:26.159 their own little podcast. Brian ran it, and she brought her dog, 144 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:31.679 this little dog, and this dog was not having Elvis because all Elvis wanted 145 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:37.320 to do was play. The dog was super tiny. It was like a 146 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:43.840 teacup Yorky, so cute, crapped all over my kitchen floor. Oh no, 147 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:46.320 but that's okay, that's okay. We had a great time. So 148 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:52.559 that was really fun. In random and I just was wondering these two women 149 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:56.320 who are both from la and they're up and coming. They have like five 150 00:11:56.399 --> 00:12:01.960 hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I mean, they're they're there. What did 151 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:07.039 they think when they came walking down the path of my duplex into my living 152 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:11.360 room. I mean, they probably thought they were going to a real studio. 153 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:13.840 They probably thought they were on that show Punked. I no, no, 154 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.399 but they sure were nice and they were great, so you should follow 155 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:24.480 them. I think they're cool. It's kat Timph and Jay Young Summers. 156 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:28.759 Yeah. She's actually a really big political commentator. Cat Y, Yeah she 157 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:31.720 is. She's just a big deal. Anyway, So that was really fun. 158 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:35.600 And I've been sick and I'm getting better. I don't have COVID and 159 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.120 oh the show, my host has a lot of things to it. I'm 160 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:46.159 sorry. Well we'll move on. No, Eric, this show is crazy. 161 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:52.039 It is gory. But know what you're talking about, Holy Mother of 162 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:58.840 Hi, Michael. You want to say it together, but you want to 163 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:03.919 say together the Fall of the House of the Usher. I already finished it. 164 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.000 Oh my god, I have one episode left the left. Well. 165 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.240 So it's directed and written by Mike Flanagan, who did that he's done everything. 166 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:16.279 He did that House On, he did The Haunting House, Midnight, 167 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:22.039 Mass, Hush, Oculus, and Board. This makes sense now, Origin 168 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:26.840 of People. A huge fan of him. He's a great director. It's 169 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:30.279 good. It's not his best, but it is. It is good. 170 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:35.399 It really is such a an interesting concept and it's a little light on the 171 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:39.759 horror, but it is good. It's good. It's not that it's not 172 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:45.480 that much wrror. It's more it's more gory or more it's it's it's scary 173 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:50.039 because you don't know what's going to happen. It's dark, but not necessarily 174 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:52.279 scary. Oh my god, Well I haven't seen the last episode. All 175 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:56.960 I know is that one guy, the main guy, is alive. Still 176 00:13:56.600 --> 00:14:00.919 Okay, sister, I know. I know this, sister. Now, 177 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:03.080 there's going to be a lot of people that don't watch. No, no, 178 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.200 no no, this isn't ruining anything. So tonight I want and you 179 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:09.720 should also go read the ground post short story the House of Usher. It's 180 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.279 also very famous and very good. I didn't know that you have lipstick on 181 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:18.840 your teeth. What keep happening? Eric? What episode are you on? 182 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:22.320 The second? One? Second one? I just finished, so let's see. 183 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:26.039 Yeah, who it's the one of the I think it's I think that 184 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:31.519 one ends with the Chimp Lady. No, I think that's the third one. 185 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.519 You guys, just watch it. It's called It's on netfl. It 186 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:37.279 just started the Fall of the House of Usher. If you haven't seen his 187 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:41.480 other work, go check out First Haunting of Hill House. For sure. 188 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:45.200 That was Night Masks, because Midnight mass actually might be better. That's the 189 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:50.679 one I forget. I keep forgetting what it's called. Fantastic Okay, okay, 190 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:52.919 probably not better than the Hill House, but it's up there, all 191 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:58.960 right, excellent? All right, So this is Eric's host chat and apparently 192 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:03.600 it's something for me. It is. He's teasing me. He could tease 193 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:05.840 me all weekend real quick. I know I want Keanu Reeves on the show. 194 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:09.240 If you can get Mike Flanning on the show, that will also get 195 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:13.919 you. That'll get you eight months of free work't they'll get you eight months? 196 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:18.000 Yeah, planning in I'm gonna write this down, you know why, 197 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.279 because I feel like I can do anything right now. I'm fearless. You 198 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:28.240 can't try I can definitely try Flann again. Yeah, mister, we need 199 00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:31.639 an update. On mister Reeves eventually. All right, I know that you've 200 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:37.039 been very busy. I know you're not trying. Well, he's he has 201 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:43.919 his reasons why he hasn't tried. He's been like uber busy, very different 202 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:46.000 things. So I'll give you a pass this week. But next week, 203 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:52.080 if we don't have an update, Brian, what should the punishment be. 204 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:56.440 There should be some sort of punishment, because the reward is I can work 205 00:15:56.480 --> 00:16:00.399 free for a year. I should get paid double next week, him not 206 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:03.919 me, by hand. I think that that's fair. No, I don't 207 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:08.759 know. I mean, I'm not kidding bad. We you want an update, 208 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:11.919 I'll see what I could do. If there's no solid update next week, 209 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:15.159 you well know because you have to do this anyways. I was gonna 210 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:17.200 say you have to dress up for Halloween, but you have to. I 211 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:21.080 know he does. He totally does. All right, So what is your 212 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.960 host chat? Mister Rimmer? All right, you need to close your eyes, 213 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:26.879 okay, and I'll give you a big surprise. Don't put it in 214 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:30.360 my mouth or anything. Right, don't put it in my mouth? Why 215 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.600 that even better? No? Do I hold up my hand, just hold 216 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:37.000 out you're going in for the kiss? What do I do. Just hold 217 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:41.840 out your hand now, try and get it, Try and guess what it 218 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:45.120 is. Chill the hell out. Just grab it. It's not that big 219 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:48.559 a deal. I don't want to I don't want to do. No, 220 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:52.159 hold your hand. You're the biggest pussy I've ever seen. Just grab it. 221 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:56.559 It's not scary. Did you say she has the biggest Stop it now? 222 00:16:56.639 --> 00:17:00.720 Look I can't speak to that. Is this gonna bite me or wiggle 223 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:03.839 in my Okay? Okay, it's a plastic bag. Just grab tear. 224 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:11.839 Why do you keep scraping me? Why are you just put it on my 225 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:18.359 Okay? Grab it now? Do I open my eyes? Yes? Yeah, 226 00:17:18.400 --> 00:17:26.480 that's what you were freaking out about. You need to take that te 227 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:33.599 MoU app off your friggin phone. It is a key chain. Okay, 228 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:38.359 it's silver, it's heavy, and it's a penis. Give me one. 229 00:17:38.759 --> 00:17:45.960 It is a penis with balls and everything. Put it on. I'm gonna 230 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:48.160 put it on my keychain. You know why? Because this will help me 231 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:52.240 find my keys deep down in my purse. Because it's heavy. Is this 232 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:57.480 a t mooth thing? Uh? No? He doesn't know where he got 233 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:03.079 it. Do you know what you remember where you're going you just find I 234 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:06.559 got it, I ordered it, You've ordered it especially for me. Well, 235 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:08.400 it's paid for you. You're welcome. I haven't seen one of these 236 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:12.480 in a while. Okay, well maybe you sho'll use it for more than 237 00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:22.519 just a key chain. Plops. Okay, we Eric and I h are 238 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:26.119 having a contest. Yep. We came up with it last night while he 239 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:30.599 was laying in the bathtub. Mm hmm. Guy's call while he's snaked in 240 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:34.039 the bathtub. So I thought he was taking a dump because I heard PLoP 241 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:37.039 plops, And I'm like, if you're taking a dump while you're talking to 242 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:41.920 me, that is not acceptable. Into the bathtub. No, I moved 243 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.440 my foot, moved his foot in the water, like you're in the bathtub. 244 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:48.720 Oh my gosh. We were probably on the phone for like forty five 245 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:52.799 minutes. Oh my god. For sure that water must have gotten really cool. 246 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:57.440 But he was scrolling, scrolling, looking at things on his new favorite 247 00:18:57.480 --> 00:19:06.559 site, which is is Temum. Mister Rimor has received multiple packages over multiple 248 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:11.359 days because he keeps ordering things from Temu. Yes, so Eric does a 249 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:18.279 deep dive into Timu. He gets to he finds the like the fake designer 250 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:22.079 stuff and that's not it's not easy to find. You need to know keywords, 251 00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:25.079 and he knows how to do it. There's a lot of stuff on 252 00:19:25.160 --> 00:19:29.519 TIMU that's cool. There's a lot of stuff that's hideous. So we came 253 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:34.240 up with a contest. We said, all right, whoever buys each other, 254 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:37.119 we're gonna buy each other. We're gonna find the most hideous thing we 255 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:42.799 can possibly find on this website. M h buy it, and then when 256 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:47.559 it comes, bring it in and we'll see who wins. You can be 257 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:52.599 the judge, Brian who picked the most hideous thing from Timu. Brian, 258 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:59.720 let me just tell you your your man right here, hands down winner A. 259 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.640 I don't care last night, I don't care who went easily. You 260 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:07.640 know it is a great competition, way do you see? Yeah? Yeah, 261 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.799 wait, you're wrong. I don't know what's on We will totally okay. 262 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:17.519 Immediately I found it, like right away, and I'm like, it's 263 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:23.240 win, winn winner. It could be the most hideous thing you could find 264 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:27.640 on team. That's what we said, right, I found three things. 265 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:33.640 I bought you three separate things, as did I because I couldn't decide. 266 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:36.400 Yeah, I couldn't either. Oh my god, one of them is already 267 00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:38.440 on the way. All three of mine are on the way. I got 268 00:20:38.440 --> 00:20:42.839 the notification day. And let me just tell you this. You are going 269 00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:48.799 to be a hot mess parade. Okay, Well, what's gonna happen? 270 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:55.680 Whoever loses needs to do, needs to wear or use whatever the other gave 271 00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:00.599 them, like in public? Right is that? Would that be a proper 272 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:06.200 punishment for your stuff? For my stuff? It would be oh, for 273 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:11.200 my stuff going in public? Oh yeah, okay, so that'll be that's 274 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:18.880 I decide you already said, you already said no, I can decide that 275 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:23.200 is actually share. I've decided, yes it is. You're gonna choose Eric 276 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:29.279 impartial. I've got beef with Eric to just as much you. You tend 277 00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:33.599 late, you can, I am not late. You always cut it close? 278 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:37.720 Yes, yes, yes? Do you both not realize that I have 279 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.799 a job? Are you the only one here with the job? Good sir? 280 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:44.680 Oh, but I get out right back. You're closer to hear that 281 00:21:44.839 --> 00:21:48.079 I am by a good margin. You both need to just shut it. 282 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:51.400 Yeah, you can't. You can't compete with Brian, You guys, Brian 283 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:55.720 wins this time. Brian wins the Hardship Award. He does considering where he 284 00:21:55.759 --> 00:22:00.839 lives right now, so pity me and let's move on anyway. So whenever 285 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:03.200 it comes, I'm praying it comes before next week so we can do the 286 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:08.279 big contest on the show before our Halloween show. Is you. This is 287 00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:11.640 going to be a horror show for you. Oh my god, I can't 288 00:22:11.720 --> 00:22:18.079 even wait when for Halloween. Okay, thing that I'm going to hate and 289 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:22.839 he's not going to hate will ruin your life? It won't. Oh my 290 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:27.519 god, is it going to ruin my life? Probably not? Maybe maybe 291 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:33.799 anyway, joyful, thank you for buying a badge. We really appreciate that. 292 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:37.400 That was really really nice of you. Okay, well, thank you 293 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:41.920 for my treat. And the contest is on, and let me just say 294 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:49.759 loser, loser. Oh I'm so winning. It's not even funny, amazing 295 00:22:52.079 --> 00:23:00.400 banter back, I beg and the loser parade will be led by you taking 296 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:04.200 you down to the ground. Yeah, so lame. Yeah. Listen, 297 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:08.400 youngster, just buy your ticket to funky Town right now. Oh my god, 298 00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:15.359 Jesus, all right, it's double the time, mister producer. Let 299 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:19.160 the listeners decide. Oh the loser. Gon do a poll or something. 300 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:23.680 Yes, actually that yes, that's one thing. Let's do this American justice 301 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:26.960 system way. We have a jury, so we also have judge. Yes, 302 00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:30.079 judge can over rule them if they make a bad decision. No, 303 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:36.480 yes, I don't know it, hallie keeper. Yes, how are we 304 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:38.680 going to take a lie? I don't know. We're going to Well, 305 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.640 she'll have to model it and I'll have to model it. Okay, how 306 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:48.400 about okay, I got it. You guys come next week hopefully with it. 307 00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:51.039 We'll pull a poll online. People can go vote in the pole and 308 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.839 then the next week we'll announce who the winner is. Yes, great idea. 309 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:56.920 That's a great idea of producer, Brian, Thank you for produ That's 310 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.920 why you're the producer. Everything around here totally does, totally does. I 311 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:07.839 hope you can produce Laura's loser walk when she no, we're gonna we're gonna 312 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:12.319 video it and we'll play it on the next week's shown. Because you're gonna 313 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:18.039 go up to Vaughan's and you're gonna walk aisle down the aisle, up and 314 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:22.759 down the aisles with the things that I got you, and because you're gonna 315 00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:27.119 lose, you will be walking through Fashion Valley. Actually, you should let 316 00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:33.400 me make up the punishment. You're too brutal, you're a way too dark. 317 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.240 Really, Oh man, maybe maybe she should walk through one of those 318 00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:42.400 adult bookstores with No, you're voting to Vaughan's. No, you're going to 319 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:48.000 Oh no, you should go. Oh no, what's the fanciest store? 320 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:51.759 You could put a fancy restaurant? Oh no, no, okay, either 321 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:57.079 Vatan or like a super fancy restaurant in a restaurant, in a restaurant. 322 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:00.519 Probably what I'd make you do is make walk into like urben Mo's or something 323 00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:07.839 with the show that says I'm homophobic. Oh my god, I will not. 324 00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:12.640 I will not be a part of that. I would never or something 325 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:17.599 like I'm deeply closeted or something clearly wouldn't work for Eric. But no, 326 00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:19.119 we're not going that way. We're doing work for Flora though, because that 327 00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:25.519 might be true that I'm deeply closeted. Yeah, lesbian or bye, I 328 00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:32.000 have my suspicions when I was in my drinking days, maybe, but not 329 00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:34.319 now. I don't know. You're like, yeah, sometimes I have fantasies 330 00:25:34.319 --> 00:25:38.319 about women. When have I ever said that? Eric backed me up on 331 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:41.720 this. We might have to replay the tape. When was that not? 332 00:25:42.400 --> 00:25:45.839 I mean a little bit ago, but not crazy long ago I did. 333 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:52.680 Yeah. Oh okay, Martina, never to. I don't want to rehab 334 00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:56.519 all. Put on the music. Put on the music for Double D's because 335 00:25:56.599 --> 00:26:02.319 it's time, mister, for you to deliver load. Oh wow, Okay, 336 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:04.720 that was diurty. Stop. What the hell, Laura? I meant 337 00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:07.680 like, what the load? Like? Oh, you know exactly what she 338 00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.480 meant. I didn't actually, now that I hear it, that was filthy. 339 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.519 Now that I heard, I'm like a shame that I said that. 340 00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.319 Yeah. Wow, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. Okay, 341 00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:21.640 okay, Eric, take it away. Take it away, you you 342 00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:26.400 dirty mouth. He look at that save me, look at it so special. 343 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.640 I'm I was so sad to hear this news. This is not this 344 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:37.680 is not okay, This is not okay. That she's not here. Suzanne 345 00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:42.160 Summer's dead at seventy six after a twenty three year canceled cancer battle. Oh 346 00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:47.640 my, she was like the epitome of health. Yeah, and she was 347 00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:52.400 just I think her birthday is her seventy seventh birthday would have been tomorrow. 348 00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:56.720 Oh no, it's too young. Yeah. So she was survived by her 349 00:26:56.759 --> 00:27:02.160 husband Alan Hamill. Oh yeah, that's right, they've been together forever. 350 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:07.319 Yeah. She was Chrissy snow On Three's company, which I had to explain 351 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:10.559 to a coworker today who that was. Oh, Brian, do you know 352 00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:12.599 what threes company is? I know it, but I don't know it. 353 00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:19.119 Oh my god. In eighteen ninety three, sorry, show from seventy cars? 354 00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:23.119 Okay, right, seventies or eighties? Yes, seventies seven, late 355 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:30.480 seventies. I think early eighties. We're old then we were not. Come 356 00:27:30.519 --> 00:27:33.759 on. Oh, maybe her birthday was today. Matt thinks that might be 357 00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:38.839 today. Oh maybe it was. Anyway, it's anyway. From the movie 358 00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:45.480 Carrie was Sissy Spacek. She played Carrie's crazy mother, Piper Laurie is dead 359 00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:48.839 at ninety one. Oh no, oh wow, that's a good long life. 360 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.119 Yeah, but I remember that actress. Oh my gosh, yeah, 361 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:56.160 she was. Oh my god, she was crazy. So have you seen 362 00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:02.200 all the interviews with Jada Pinkett Smith. I've only seen headlines that she said 363 00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:07.279 something. What has she been saying? She talks about the punch at the 364 00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:11.279 oscars, She talks about growing up. She was a drug dealer when she 365 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:17.279 was in Did she grow up in Boston or I can't remember where it was 366 00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:21.279 The book comes out, I think today. So she wrote a book about 367 00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:26.039 her life and she dishes. She said that she and will Smith have been 368 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.480 divorced or not divorced but separated for years, but now since twenty sixteen. 369 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:37.319 Yeah, but now they're stronger than ever. So she he needs she's awful, 370 00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:42.160 seems like kind of a narcissist. Yeah, she's plus. She can't 371 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:47.480 stop going on about how much she loved Tupac. Yeah, so she dated 372 00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:51.359 Tupac Shakur. She did. Yeah, this is her soulmate. Yeah. 373 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:53.759 I'm pretty sure they were together while she was married to Will Smith too, 374 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:59.000 at least with with I don't know past, but anyway, that's from her. 375 00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:03.079 It was the if you you can YouTube the does she still have that 376 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:08.880 show? That red table thing? Oh that's done? Okay, So I 377 00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:15.160 don't know she's trashing him. She's always trashed him. Yeah, he does. 378 00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.880 He he doesn't trash her though, does he know? He's like really 379 00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:22.680 like complimentary. Yeah, even when he's combed by her, she's still so 380 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.240 passive by him he's the Leavers. Yeah, I don't know. Millie Bobby 381 00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:33.200 Brown is so over strangers things that she is just ready for it to end. 382 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:36.920 I'm too. Did you hear what else she said? No? She 383 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.559 said she said an interview recently too, that she wasn't a feminist until she 384 00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:44.039 went and visited a psychic, and a psychic told her that she was a 385 00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:48.920 feminist and that awakens something in her. Really, Yeah, there's probably more 386 00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:55.039 to that story than that, but that's so simple. I told her she 387 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:59.359 was a feminist, and so now she is interesting. Yea. Oh. 388 00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:06.599 Cardi be stars in the new Skims cotton collection campaign for Kim Kardashian. I 389 00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:10.599 love the Skims stuff, but it's way too expensive, is it? It's 390 00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:17.599 so expensive? Slurged on a like a just a black dress that is all 391 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:21.400 the way to the ground, just kind of like a lounge dress. And 392 00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:26.079 I bought it on Poshmark and on sale it was one hundred dollars. Oh 393 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:29.480 my god. Oh no, wonder she's going it's not made for real real 394 00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:33.079 woman. I know. Well, no, some of it is. Yeah, 395 00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:34.720 some reviews and people like I can't fit in this, like oh really 396 00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:37.880 at all? Well, they show like size. They show that, you 397 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.720 know, the plus sizes and then the regular sizes and then the small sizes 398 00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:45.119 on the website. But yeah, it's crazy how expensive it is for how 399 00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:52.079 little fabric it is rue. I know Maggie loves your costume. Kanye West 400 00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:56.599 new album is being shopped around, but all the big labels are steering clear 401 00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:02.119 of it. Say what you want about I think that he makes some good 402 00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:06.720 music some of it. He's made some good music. Yes, So he's 403 00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:08.559 crazy though, very much so. I wouldn't blame it anyone if they did 404 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:12.000 pick him up. I also to understand if they don't want to somebody, 405 00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:15.400 I wouldn't. Oh, I would I take that crazy, I would take 406 00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:21.839 that chance. Maybe, Yeah, this could be his best yet. He's 407 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:26.079 like the supposedly the craziest he's ever been, So this could be like the 408 00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:30.759 coolest music ever. Maybe we'll see Michael Caine is retiring from acting. That 409 00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:36.400 is a tragedy. Yeah. I like Michael Michael Kane. He was great 410 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:40.680 in a show that Dexter. Did you ever watch Dexter? No? He 411 00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:45.519 was great in Jaws four, favorite movie he's ever been in? Jaws four? 412 00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:48.279 Really? Did you see Joss four? No? Why would I go 413 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.440 that far awful? Why might I go that was a great movie? You 414 00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:56.680 know it was not? Would not listen to Josh is on the worst movies 415 00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.799 ever made? Oh god, Michael Kain is in it though. Michael Kine 416 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:05.519 plays a serial killer in Dexter like the original, and he was really good 417 00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:07.559 in that. He's great as Alfred in the Dark Knight Trick. Oh yeah, 418 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:12.640 and he was in Dressed to Kill for Brian to Palmer. He played 419 00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:19.720 the he's just retiring, just retiring, just retiring. Good for him. 420 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:24.880 Halloween is getting its own TV series, which I'm on board for. I'm 421 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:29.200 sure you are. It'll probably be on Netflix or something. No writer is 422 00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:31.319 attached yet, it's still pretty early on. Yes, it was secured by 423 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:34.400 me or Max he's twenty four to get it, but they didn't want to 424 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:37.960 pay the they didn't got out bid. Yeah, so it should be interesting. 425 00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:44.440 We'll see what happens. And your soulmate, Brian Keanu Reeves plays catch 426 00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:47.000 with a young fan before his concert. So dude, I'm a young fan. 427 00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:52.279 Uh huh, play catch with me. This young fan over here would 428 00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.000 love to throw the ball around. We need to get if we ever see 429 00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:58.400 it we need to get a picture of me playing catch with them, and 430 00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.839 then this audio clip right before, Oh my god, play catch with me. 431 00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:04.680 We have we have a lit We're gonna have like a list of demands 432 00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:07.000 from I know, help play catch with me, take this picture, do 433 00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:10.200 this thing. Oh my gosh. Yeah no, if he comes in, 434 00:33:10.359 --> 00:33:14.720 he can plug do say whatever you want. You know, he's going to 435 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:15.799 be so over the two of you. I'm gonna be in the light. 436 00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:19.599 Yeah, we can play. Well, we're gonna offer him are two thousand 437 00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:25.079 subscribers. We're just why. I don't think he needs it. He doesn't 438 00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:29.000 need it, he doesn't need us at all. But he's the coolest guy. 439 00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:30.480 He would come here because we're a lot of fun and we respect him 440 00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:35.279 a lot. Thank you exactly. He signed a few autographs for the fan 441 00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:37.720 and his brother and grandma and was asked if he'd like to pay play catch 442 00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:42.519 with the football. Of course, he happily obliged the fans. Grandma said 443 00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:45.279 Keanu was very good to them, and his older brother said he was surprised 444 00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.720 by Keanu's hair quote, I didn't expect his hair to be like a little 445 00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:50.960 white. I knew his hair was long, but I didn't expect it to 446 00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:53.279 be white. What about did you? Or was he wearing a helmet when 447 00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:57.200 you talk to him? He was wearing a helmet, so you didn't notice 448 00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.480 the white, and his hair did not. He's still super, you know 449 00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:02.480 what. The more I learned about him, and the more stories I hear, 450 00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:08.159 like this where he he went in somebody's wedding randomly, so stranger's wedding. 451 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:13.400 He's playing catch with a boy before his concert. I think I'm in 452 00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.320 love with him, Like, really, I want to find a guy. 453 00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:19.360 He's not gonna come now. He's gonna play catch with Brian for sure. 454 00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:22.920 Now he's gonna be creeped out. Huh yeah, I wouldn't. We're gonna 455 00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:25.280 scrub that, No, I know it. I'm going to keep her in 456 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:29.840 line, don't you worry. I know he's very well listening. He's happily 457 00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:32.360 married or with somebody. So if I respect that, if he is, 458 00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:36.840 oh man, what if he is listening right now, wouldn't that be great? 459 00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.320 Well, we love you, Keanu, please come see us. We 460 00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:44.800 do We'll do whatever you want, whatever you want, right, Brian will 461 00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:47.119 do whatever you want. I thought something was coming in the mail from Keanu. 462 00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:52.599 We thought a lot of things, Brian. But somebody has blamed dropped 463 00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:57.440 the ball perhaps, I mean where they take back their mail? Mm hmm. 464 00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:00.880 Did somebody drop the ball for like a week or two? I wasn't 465 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:05.880 here. Oh yeah, that's right. Well you still have a phone, 466 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:09.119 right, you still have access to the internet, and god phones don't work 467 00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:13.920 up. We're up on vacation unfortunately. That's right. Oh yeah, Eric's 468 00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.360 one of those people that like turns off his phone on vacation, like I 469 00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:20.119 go off the grid. That was one week, though, and we haven't 470 00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:25.360 heard anything like a month and a half true weeks YouTube bite me? Oh 471 00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:29.519 my gosh, all right, will if it will get some kick her in 472 00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:36.280 the vagina? Stop it? So? Is that your double d? No? 473 00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.079 That was the news and weather? Is that it? I mean that 474 00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:45.280 because it's some crazy weather summer. Brian. Do you want to do your 475 00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.239 wild card here? Let's do it Thursday. You want to do it Thursday? 476 00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:52.719 Okay, this is your idea for Thursday? Sucked? What was my 477 00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:59.639 idea for Thursday? It freaked me out? That's not that's not a high 478 00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:04.519 bar. Wasn't that freaky though? Can I I'm going to talk about what 479 00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.920 it was. I said, hey, Brian, I saw this video on 480 00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:13.559 Instagram the other day and it was so spooky. You should use it for 481 00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:15.800 your wild Card. I was going to send it to him and I fort 482 00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:21.079 give him a material. Anyway. It was this couple supposedly that were walking 483 00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:29.400 along a path at night and they're filming and like this ghostly like demon figure 484 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.880 scurries across the roads. How Ever, I walk on a path at night, 485 00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:37.679 I film what's ahead of me. It it was freaky. I don't 486 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:44.000 know how if whatever whoever made that is that is something easy to make Brian. 487 00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:49.880 Anyway, Yes and no, it's easy if you have the right skill 488 00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:52.559 set. It's hard if you don't. Can I make a request of your 489 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:58.639 wild card? What can you do? Something like UFO or alien related one 490 00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:02.360 of these days? No? Please, there's nothing going on. Look at 491 00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:06.079 Google it. Yeah, I'll bring an alien like No, bring in some 492 00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:09.000 kind of cool news like the latest signing. No, No, the name 493 00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:15.000 is wild Card. I know wild right. If I go, oh, 494 00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.360 you'll never guess. This week someone says they saw UFO. I'm just kids. 495 00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:24.320 Last week, I'm gonna start crying. Anyways, moving on, She's 496 00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:29.800 very emotional All right, fine, producer Brian's wild Card. Aliens might exist, 497 00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:35.760 some people say they do. That, concludes producer Brian's wild Card. 498 00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:39.519 Oh, she's gonna tear. We have we have plant? Where's my her? 499 00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:46.719 Her botox forehead is almost getting a crinkle in it, botox is leaking 500 00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.519 out. I'm my fall of this crap, Laura, nice, try it's 501 00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:58.800 not even funny. Okay, She's like, man, you have no emotion, 502 00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:02.159 and then like she's like, I'm a good him to feel bad if 503 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:08.679 I have no emotions thinking the work there crocodile tears, Brian, I'm tired 504 00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:15.360 of it, okay, all right, yeah, next, shy asshole Jesus, 505 00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:22.400 Oh my god, it's so stupid. Yeah it was. Oh I 506 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.119 almost got me there at the end. If you just held on, like 507 00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:30.280 get very nervous, it would have broken. If I would have had crocodile 508 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:34.239 tears tying on my face, Brian, I'm tired of you making fun of 509 00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.639 me so much. You would feel bad? I think I would hope. 510 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:43.519 I would hope. I would hope that you have that kind of soul. 511 00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.519 Oh, I have the capacity, would you like, Brian? I would 512 00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:50.280 make fun of you. I wouldn't let up. Well that's slam. No, 513 00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:52.840 just just a little bit, maybe back off a little bit, step 514 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:54.760 off my dick a little bit, all right, If you had a dick, 515 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:59.320 I wouldn't step off of it. Oh my god, Julie, I 516 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:02.039 started sweating. I know I'm a good I'm a good actress. You know 517 00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:07.280 what? My grandfather how long I bought that for? Bought what for? 518 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.159 Oh? I know you didn't because you saw me laughing. Probably that I 519 00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:19.280 was like Jesus. My grandfather, Clarence Heater, used to be an actor 520 00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:23.559 and he was also a storm annequin that used to be live mannequins back in 521 00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:30.000 that day, and he would model clothes in the window of like Macy's all 522 00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:35.880 day long. As that weird Anyway, I had to tell Evan that because 523 00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:38.519 she needed some like legacy project for school. That's cool, isn't that neat? 524 00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:43.840 Okay? Anyway, so that's where I get my acting chops. Okay, 525 00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:51.800 you're like the new Meryl Streep? Is that all you got? Because 526 00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:57.199 we have a game on Thursday, which I don't know how it's going to 527 00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:00.039 go, but it's the mind Melk game. This this was okay, let 528 00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:07.000 me just myself saying this was very difficult for me to comprehend. How do 529 00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.239 you know about this already? Because she tried it out on me. She 530 00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:14.559 broke her strict vow of secrecy, of never to reveal something before it airs. 531 00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:19.400 Lisa's great grandmother was a mannequin too. No way, did they run 532 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:22.679 out of plastic or something like this. Pro Probably before they had plastic mannequins, 533 00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:27.280 they had live people sitting in the standing in the windows. Do you 534 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:34.159 think plastic is I'm we're talking the nineteen thirties. Maybe I think before is 535 00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:37.440 a model? Well, no, he was a mannequin. I swoar he 536 00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:40.400 moved though, right, No he did not. He would have been. 537 00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:45.320 He would change positions every once in a while. I feel like I'm not 538 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:46.960 shitting. No, it's true. It is true, and I have pictures 539 00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:52.320 and everything that's said that sounds creepy, it's pretty cool high summer. Anyways, 540 00:40:55.039 --> 00:41:00.760 I'm getting ready to stab you in the eyeballs. I us knew that 541 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:07.039 was coming. What I'm over it? Brian? What your sass? What 542 00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:08.719 did I do? What did I do? I looked away and then all 543 00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:13.559 of a sudden, before we end this show, what I would like you 544 00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:21.280 to sincerely, sincerely say something complimentary to me. Well that's not sincere then, 545 00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:27.440 come on, no, honestly, let's end on a positive note. 546 00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:32.760 Say something complimentary to me, and don't be shitty about it. You want 547 00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:36.800 to end on a positive note. Yes, Eric, I like your hat 548 00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:39.360 a lot. I think the design with the half Teddy bear is very cool. 549 00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:43.320 Thank you. I appreciate it. It's half robot, half teddy bear. 550 00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:45.840 Yeah. I also like your shirt, thank you. It's a psycho 551 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:50.719 bunny. Okay, I didn't mention Eric, did I? Thank you? 552 00:41:50.800 --> 00:42:00.360 Brian love your podcast. Oh boy, I'll go first by you need to 553 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.360 do this, well you can. I like I just to see you two 554 00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:07.280 days in a row and dragged out on a Sunday all the way out here. 555 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:12.800 Whatever I do, I got paid on a Sunday when you probably weren't 556 00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:16.280 doing anything else. Don't do anything else. I'm going to show Brian how 557 00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:24.320 it's done. Okay, be sincere. Mm hm. I very much like 558 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:30.239 your lipstick color tonight, and your eyes look very nice. Thank you. 559 00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:35.440 Okay, I've got one. I've got one. I'm going to be sincere. 560 00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:38.079 Okay, Laura, I think you have a very big dick, and 561 00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:45.360 it's very nice. You know what, I do have a big dick and 562 00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:50.639 I'm swinging it right now. And you know what, I'm taking that as 563 00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:53.719 a compliment. I said it was a compliment. Yeah, why would you 564 00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:57.480 take it any other Wait till you see her balls. They're even bigger. 565 00:42:57.559 --> 00:43:00.480 I bet they hang so they do brag on the ground. They don't hang, 566 00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:06.199 but they are fat. They're big. I get that checked out. 567 00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:10.239 You have boots too, so that's probably she has like elephantitis of that. 568 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:16.760 Anyway, whatever, you have a special sling that you carry those around in, 569 00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:20.840 don't you know. That's what you get. You have like a whole 570 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.079 box all things. That's what he has. That's what he wears. That's 571 00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:27.639 what he wears. Swimming he wears like those speed that's what the swimsuits for. 572 00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:30.880 He wears the speedo things. Oh okay, they're talking about like ball 573 00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:34.559 straps or something. He does. Well, he has a whole dwarf full 574 00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:40.559 of those little mini underwear song type songs. Well, there might as well 575 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:46.639 be right. What are they have my butt cheeks hanging strap or something that's 576 00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:52.320 like a banana hammock? What? Yeah, but it's a little smaller than 577 00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:59.800 a speedo. Is I have like boycout shorts? Well, he's doing. 578 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:04.440 He has got a lot of different colors and patterns. And I've only seen 579 00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:07.559 him where it once. I've only been to the pool with you one time. 580 00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:14.400 I think. No, I wore it when we went to the spa. 581 00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:17.719 Does he happen up in Temecula? Does he have like cheeks hanging out? 582 00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.719 No? No, he has, he has. He has a cute 583 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.800 butt. You have a very cute butt. Thank you. I know it's 584 00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:30.280 we need to stop. This is ridiculous. Thank you so much for watching 585 00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:34.519 on your instagram. Thank you, thank you for watching on YouTube. We'll 586 00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:37.519 be back here on Thursday with new stuff, The Mind Mild Game. Oh 587 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:44.039 boy, love your podcast. I love you. Oh my god, You're 588 00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:47.840 already complimented and I'm so glad you're feeling better. Thank you, thank you, 589 00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:53.079 thank you. Yeah, that was nice. That actually was sincere. 590 00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:58.679 I don't say anything else. I felt the sincerity. Don't just shut off. 591 00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:02.000 That was an accident. I was not trying to be nice there, 592 00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:06.519 and that was true. Oh my god, love your podcast, Love you, 593 00:45:06.519 --> 00:45:09.960 my sweet sweet babies. Bye bye, And this is now Producer Brian's 594 00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:16.119 podcast as we are still live. I just want to say a few closing 595 00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:21.480 notes. We're still rolling, no I said, my sweet babies. Okay, 596 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:24.679 well anyways, are you for real right? I don't think of anything 597 00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:28.760 mean to say. We'll just style bye bye