Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Lauracane. This is my
co host, Eric Rimmer. Hello. We have a producer to His name
is Brian. How are you doing Halloween two weeks away? Guys? That's
precisely why I'm wearing a somewhat Halloween costume today? Is that why? To
annoy me? Yes, your Halloween costume? Eric, Nothing, you have
to wear while we're all on one. This is it? No, it's
not. And Brian, don't worry about it. I took care of it.
Okay, you got him, Yes, I did. I had to.
You better get your own airic because you won't like the one she got
you. No, I think, No, it's basic. He'll wear it.
It's fine. He likes wearing wigs. It's a wig. Is that?
Okay? You're fine with wigs? Fine? I have a special thing
for our Halloween episode. You do. You guys won't like it, but
well, our listeners like it. Yeah, but we won't like it.
Eric may not care. You won't like it. I bet is it?
Is it something I'm not gonna say? Oh my gosh, it's an activity.
It's an activity? Oh great? Oh no, oh god? Anyway,
we are here to take your mind off of anything serious. That's what
our podcast aims to do. Just hang with us for what about an hour
or so? Hopefully we'll make you laugh, We'll have some fun. We
love that you chose our podcast to just kind of chill to Leo. Hey,
Leo, what's up? He posted a picture on Instagram of him wearing
the Laura Kane after Dark. Ye yeah, thank you, Leo. And
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We're over two thousand subscribers, which is awesome. I think I think this
is our four hundred episode too, or we just passed it. No,
I think Thursday is our four hundred Oh my god, oh my god,
you know what. I meant to make a note of that. Thank you
for realizing that. Can you believe that four hundred, four hundred episodes of
this show? Let me look, I think this is actually it? Really
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Tuesday? No? It was it not according to YouTube? I mean according
to our according to our so thursdays was I messed up a number? But
I don't think so well. When I loaded on the where I loaded up,
it says that we are two episodes away from four hundred. I don't
know. There could have been some There could have been some erase along the
way. I think I had to erase some. Remember I had to erase
some. Oh yeah, well up to our on our website, the current
post of the latest posted one it's four oh one. Oh my god.
Well yay for us? Okay, coming up on the show, Eric supposedly
has a gift for me or a present or something to present to me and
out to present to you, like your royalty. Thank you. What is
that hideous caull with the brain exposed? It's a Halloween decoration? What do
you think it is Halloween? It's Halloween? Yes, Keanu patiently waiting anyway,
Elvis, Please Elvis, we just pay attention to him real quick.
Yes, sorry sparking. Anyway, I have a show, Oh my god,
do I have a show for you to binge And I have something super
random that happened here in this studio, at this desk yesterday and it involved
Brian. So it's something really cool and random out of bed for a paycheck.
You'll see, you'll see, and then you start an only fans page.
And he took video of you. Oh yeah, round like I would
do that. Yeah, over my dead body. He would rather yeah,
exactly, He'd rather die than see anything of me naked. I can see
melted Barbie doll anywhere else. Hey hey, hey, oh my god.
Plus Eric has loads of double D and we have ourselves a big contest we
are about to get her into. And just for the record, you don't
know about this yet, Brian, but concocted this last night. No,
we got to figure out the punishment for the loser. Well, it depends
on the competition exactly. Well, hold on, we'll get to that eventually.
But first, let's talk about our amazing sponsors that help us put on
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Naisily. I've been sick since Wednesday and now I'm servid. No. I
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Yeah, once, like two days and it was really mild. Did
you ever get COVID? Yeah, I never have. It wasn't that bad.
Now, I know, I know some people got worse. If you're
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year, So it was. I mean, it wasn't fun, but I
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Oh my gosh, I know I'm very bossy today. Well you really are,
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chat. So super random thing happened on Sunday, actually Saturday night, Tommy
texts me and he says, hey, can somebody rent out your studio?
And I'm I'm like, oh, I guess I know. That's what I
was thinking. I'm like, okay, like, does he realize it's in
my living room? But I said sure, why not? And he said,
well, it's a comedian, she's famous. Here's her number. Work
it out and that was it. And so then he handed me off to
her and her name is Jayyong Summers and she she kind of she didn't give
me much. She said she needed two camera angles, two microphones, she
needed a backdrop and that was it. And that's all I knew. And
she was coming at two forty five and she needed all of this streams.
I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, you also need a
producer. So I'm like, I frantically texted Brian please please. I did
call that. I didn't pick up. I scared. I did I scare
you when I called you? No, what did you see that? When
it was? If you do realize that Brian does not ruffle? I was
I was asleep. Actually I woke up. I was like, was calling
me. I was like, I'll get to it later. If you would
have seen the ringing coming through, would you've picked up. I did see
the ringing. It woke me up, and I said I'll get to it
later, and I went back to bay. Wow, I think I'm going
to take back that money that you made on Sunday for being such a bread
didn't do any work anyway, I'm sorry. For an hour, I was
watching her dog. Okay, So anyway, Oh that sounds rough. Let
me give you some hour the money back. Stop it. So she came
in with her guest, who is named kat Timp and she's a Fox News
person. She's on the Gray gut Field Show. She's also an author and
she's a comedian as well. So the two of them sat here and had
their own little podcast. Brian ran it, and she brought her dog,
this little dog, and this dog was not having Elvis because all Elvis wanted
to do was play. The dog was super tiny. It was like a
teacup Yorky, so cute, crapped all over my kitchen floor. Oh no,
but that's okay, that's okay. We had a great time. So
that was really fun. In random and I just was wondering these two women
who are both from la and they're up and coming. They have like five
hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I mean, they're they're there. What did
they think when they came walking down the path of my duplex into my living
room. I mean, they probably thought they were going to a real studio.
They probably thought they were on that show Punked. I no, no,
but they sure were nice and they were great, so you should follow
them. I think they're cool. It's kat Timph and Jay Young Summers.
Yeah. She's actually a really big political commentator. Cat Y, Yeah she
is. She's just a big deal. Anyway, So that was really fun.
And I've been sick and I'm getting better. I don't have COVID and
oh the show, my host has a lot of things to it. I'm
sorry. Well we'll move on. No, Eric, this show is crazy.
It is gory. But know what you're talking about, Holy Mother of
Hi, Michael. You want to say it together, but you want to
say together the Fall of the House of the Usher. I already finished it.
Oh my god, I have one episode left the left. Well.
So it's directed and written by Mike Flanagan, who did that he's done everything.
He did that House On, he did The Haunting House, Midnight,
Mass, Hush, Oculus, and Board. This makes sense now, Origin
of People. A huge fan of him. He's a great director. It's
good. It's not his best, but it is. It is good.
It really is such a an interesting concept and it's a little light on the
horror, but it is good. It's good. It's not that it's not
that much wrror. It's more it's more gory or more it's it's it's scary
because you don't know what's going to happen. It's dark, but not necessarily
scary. Oh my god, Well I haven't seen the last episode. All
I know is that one guy, the main guy, is alive. Still
Okay, sister, I know. I know this, sister. Now,
there's going to be a lot of people that don't watch. No, no,
no no, this isn't ruining anything. So tonight I want and you
should also go read the ground post short story the House of Usher. It's
also very famous and very good. I didn't know that you have lipstick on
your teeth. What keep happening? Eric? What episode are you on?
The second? One? Second one? I just finished, so let's see.
Yeah, who it's the one of the I think it's I think that
one ends with the Chimp Lady. No, I think that's the third one.
You guys, just watch it. It's called It's on netfl. It
just started the Fall of the House of Usher. If you haven't seen his
other work, go check out First Haunting of Hill House. For sure.
That was Night Masks, because Midnight mass actually might be better. That's the
one I forget. I keep forgetting what it's called. Fantastic Okay, okay,
probably not better than the Hill House, but it's up there, all
right, excellent? All right, So this is Eric's host chat and apparently
it's something for me. It is. He's teasing me. He could tease
me all weekend real quick. I know I want Keanu Reeves on the show.
If you can get Mike Flanning on the show, that will also get
you. That'll get you eight months of free work't they'll get you eight months?
Yeah, planning in I'm gonna write this down, you know why,
because I feel like I can do anything right now. I'm fearless. You
can't try I can definitely try Flann again. Yeah, mister, we need
an update. On mister Reeves eventually. All right, I know that you've
been very busy. I know you're not trying. Well, he's he has
his reasons why he hasn't tried. He's been like uber busy, very different
things. So I'll give you a pass this week. But next week,
if we don't have an update, Brian, what should the punishment be.
There should be some sort of punishment, because the reward is I can work
free for a year. I should get paid double next week, him not
me, by hand. I think that that's fair. No, I don't
know. I mean, I'm not kidding bad. We you want an update,
I'll see what I could do. If there's no solid update next week,
you well know because you have to do this anyways. I was gonna
say you have to dress up for Halloween, but you have to. I
know he does. He totally does. All right, So what is your
host chat? Mister Rimmer? All right, you need to close your eyes,
okay, and I'll give you a big surprise. Don't put it in
my mouth or anything. Right, don't put it in my mouth? Why
that even better? No? Do I hold up my hand, just hold
out you're going in for the kiss? What do I do. Just hold
out your hand now, try and get it, Try and guess what it
is. Chill the hell out. Just grab it. It's not that big
a deal. I don't want to I don't want to do. No,
hold your hand. You're the biggest pussy I've ever seen. Just grab it.
It's not scary. Did you say she has the biggest Stop it now?
Look I can't speak to that. Is this gonna bite me or wiggle
in my Okay? Okay, it's a plastic bag. Just grab tear.
Why do you keep scraping me? Why are you just put it on my
Okay? Grab it now? Do I open my eyes? Yes? Yeah,
that's what you were freaking out about. You need to take that te
MoU app off your friggin phone. It is a key chain. Okay,
it's silver, it's heavy, and it's a penis. Give me one.
It is a penis with balls and everything. Put it on. I'm gonna
put it on my keychain. You know why? Because this will help me
find my keys deep down in my purse. Because it's heavy. Is this
a t mooth thing? Uh? No? He doesn't know where he got
it. Do you know what you remember where you're going you just find I
got it, I ordered it, You've ordered it especially for me. Well,
it's paid for you. You're welcome. I haven't seen one of these
in a while. Okay, well maybe you sho'll use it for more than
just a key chain. Plops. Okay, we Eric and I h are
having a contest. Yep. We came up with it last night while he
was laying in the bathtub. Mm hmm. Guy's call while he's snaked in
the bathtub. So I thought he was taking a dump because I heard PLoP
plops, And I'm like, if you're taking a dump while you're talking to
me, that is not acceptable. Into the bathtub. No, I moved
my foot, moved his foot in the water, like you're in the bathtub.
Oh my gosh. We were probably on the phone for like forty five
minutes. Oh my god. For sure that water must have gotten really cool.
But he was scrolling, scrolling, looking at things on his new favorite
site, which is is Temum. Mister Rimor has received multiple packages over multiple
days because he keeps ordering things from Temu. Yes, so Eric does a
deep dive into Timu. He gets to he finds the like the fake designer
stuff and that's not it's not easy to find. You need to know keywords,
and he knows how to do it. There's a lot of stuff on
TIMU that's cool. There's a lot of stuff that's hideous. So we came
up with a contest. We said, all right, whoever buys each other,
we're gonna buy each other. We're gonna find the most hideous thing we
can possibly find on this website. M h buy it, and then when
it comes, bring it in and we'll see who wins. You can be
the judge, Brian who picked the most hideous thing from Timu. Brian,
let me just tell you your your man right here, hands down winner A.
I don't care last night, I don't care who went easily. You
know it is a great competition, way do you see? Yeah? Yeah,
wait, you're wrong. I don't know what's on We will totally okay.
Immediately I found it, like right away, and I'm like, it's
win, winn winner. It could be the most hideous thing you could find
on team. That's what we said, right, I found three things.
I bought you three separate things, as did I because I couldn't decide.
Yeah, I couldn't either. Oh my god, one of them is already
on the way. All three of mine are on the way. I got
the notification day. And let me just tell you this. You are going
to be a hot mess parade. Okay, Well, what's gonna happen?
Whoever loses needs to do, needs to wear or use whatever the other gave
them, like in public? Right is that? Would that be a proper
punishment for your stuff? For my stuff? It would be oh, for
my stuff going in public? Oh yeah, okay, so that'll be that's
I decide you already said, you already said no, I can decide that
is actually share. I've decided, yes it is. You're gonna choose Eric
impartial. I've got beef with Eric to just as much you. You tend
late, you can, I am not late. You always cut it close?
Yes, yes, yes? Do you both not realize that I have
a job? Are you the only one here with the job? Good sir?
Oh, but I get out right back. You're closer to hear that
I am by a good margin. You both need to just shut it.
Yeah, you can't. You can't compete with Brian, You guys, Brian
wins this time. Brian wins the Hardship Award. He does considering where he
lives right now, so pity me and let's move on anyway. So whenever
it comes, I'm praying it comes before next week so we can do the
big contest on the show before our Halloween show. Is you. This is
going to be a horror show for you. Oh my god, I can't
even wait when for Halloween. Okay, thing that I'm going to hate and
he's not going to hate will ruin your life? It won't. Oh my
god, is it going to ruin my life? Probably not? Maybe maybe
anyway, joyful, thank you for buying a badge. We really appreciate that.
That was really really nice of you. Okay, well, thank you
for my treat. And the contest is on, and let me just say
loser, loser. Oh I'm so winning. It's not even funny, amazing
banter back, I beg and the loser parade will be led by you taking
you down to the ground. Yeah, so lame. Yeah. Listen,
youngster, just buy your ticket to funky Town right now. Oh my god,
Jesus, all right, it's double the time, mister producer. Let
the listeners decide. Oh the loser. Gon do a poll or something.
Yes, actually that yes, that's one thing. Let's do this American justice
system way. We have a jury, so we also have judge. Yes,
judge can over rule them if they make a bad decision. No,
yes, I don't know it, hallie keeper. Yes, how are we
going to take a lie? I don't know. We're going to Well,
she'll have to model it and I'll have to model it. Okay, how
about okay, I got it. You guys come next week hopefully with it.
We'll pull a poll online. People can go vote in the pole and
then the next week we'll announce who the winner is. Yes, great idea.
That's a great idea of producer, Brian, Thank you for produ That's
why you're the producer. Everything around here totally does, totally does. I
hope you can produce Laura's loser walk when she no, we're gonna we're gonna
video it and we'll play it on the next week's shown. Because you're gonna
go up to Vaughan's and you're gonna walk aisle down the aisle, up and
down the aisles with the things that I got you, and because you're gonna
lose, you will be walking through Fashion Valley. Actually, you should let
me make up the punishment. You're too brutal, you're a way too dark.
Really, Oh man, maybe maybe she should walk through one of those
adult bookstores with No, you're voting to Vaughan's. No, you're going to
Oh no, you should go. Oh no, what's the fanciest store?
You could put a fancy restaurant? Oh no, no, okay, either
Vatan or like a super fancy restaurant in a restaurant, in a restaurant.
Probably what I'd make you do is make walk into like urben Mo's or something
with the show that says I'm homophobic. Oh my god, I will not.
I will not be a part of that. I would never or something
like I'm deeply closeted or something clearly wouldn't work for Eric. But no,
we're not going that way. We're doing work for Flora though, because that
might be true that I'm deeply closeted. Yeah, lesbian or bye, I
have my suspicions when I was in my drinking days, maybe, but not
now. I don't know. You're like, yeah, sometimes I have fantasies
about women. When have I ever said that? Eric backed me up on
this. We might have to replay the tape. When was that not?
I mean a little bit ago, but not crazy long ago I did.
Yeah. Oh okay, Martina, never to. I don't want to rehab
all. Put on the music. Put on the music for Double D's because
it's time, mister, for you to deliver load. Oh wow, Okay,
that was diurty. Stop. What the hell, Laura? I meant
like, what the load? Like? Oh, you know exactly what she
meant. I didn't actually, now that I hear it, that was filthy.
Now that I heard, I'm like a shame that I said that.
Yeah. Wow, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. Okay,
okay, Eric, take it away. Take it away, you you
dirty mouth. He look at that save me, look at it so special.
I'm I was so sad to hear this news. This is not this
is not okay, This is not okay. That she's not here. Suzanne
Summer's dead at seventy six after a twenty three year canceled cancer battle. Oh
my, she was like the epitome of health. Yeah, and she was
just I think her birthday is her seventy seventh birthday would have been tomorrow.
Oh no, it's too young. Yeah. So she was survived by her
husband Alan Hamill. Oh yeah, that's right, they've been together forever.
Yeah. She was Chrissy snow On Three's company, which I had to explain
to a coworker today who that was. Oh, Brian, do you know
what threes company is? I know it, but I don't know it.
Oh my god. In eighteen ninety three, sorry, show from seventy cars?
Okay, right, seventies or eighties? Yes, seventies seven, late
seventies. I think early eighties. We're old then we were not. Come
on. Oh, maybe her birthday was today. Matt thinks that might be
today. Oh maybe it was. Anyway, it's anyway. From the movie
Carrie was Sissy Spacek. She played Carrie's crazy mother, Piper Laurie is dead
at ninety one. Oh no, oh wow, that's a good long life.
Yeah, but I remember that actress. Oh my gosh, yeah,
she was. Oh my god, she was crazy. So have you seen
all the interviews with Jada Pinkett Smith. I've only seen headlines that she said
something. What has she been saying? She talks about the punch at the
oscars, She talks about growing up. She was a drug dealer when she
was in Did she grow up in Boston or I can't remember where it was
The book comes out, I think today. So she wrote a book about
her life and she dishes. She said that she and will Smith have been
divorced or not divorced but separated for years, but now since twenty sixteen.
Yeah, but now they're stronger than ever. So she he needs she's awful,
seems like kind of a narcissist. Yeah, she's plus. She can't
stop going on about how much she loved Tupac. Yeah, so she dated
Tupac Shakur. She did. Yeah, this is her soulmate. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure they were together while she was married to Will Smith too,
at least with with I don't know past, but anyway, that's from her.
It was the if you you can YouTube the does she still have that
show? That red table thing? Oh that's done? Okay, So I
don't know she's trashing him. She's always trashed him. Yeah, he does.
He he doesn't trash her though, does he know? He's like really
like complimentary. Yeah, even when he's combed by her, she's still so
passive by him he's the Leavers. Yeah, I don't know. Millie Bobby
Brown is so over strangers things that she is just ready for it to end.
I'm too. Did you hear what else she said? No? She
said she said an interview recently too, that she wasn't a feminist until she
went and visited a psychic, and a psychic told her that she was a
feminist and that awakens something in her. Really, Yeah, there's probably more
to that story than that, but that's so simple. I told her she
was a feminist, and so now she is interesting. Yea. Oh.
Cardi be stars in the new Skims cotton collection campaign for Kim Kardashian. I
love the Skims stuff, but it's way too expensive, is it? It's
so expensive? Slurged on a like a just a black dress that is all
the way to the ground, just kind of like a lounge dress. And
I bought it on Poshmark and on sale it was one hundred dollars. Oh
my god. Oh no, wonder she's going it's not made for real real
woman. I know. Well, no, some of it is. Yeah,
some reviews and people like I can't fit in this, like oh really
at all? Well, they show like size. They show that, you
know, the plus sizes and then the regular sizes and then the small sizes
on the website. But yeah, it's crazy how expensive it is for how
little fabric it is rue. I know Maggie loves your costume. Kanye West
new album is being shopped around, but all the big labels are steering clear
of it. Say what you want about I think that he makes some good
music some of it. He's made some good music. Yes, So he's
crazy though, very much so. I wouldn't blame it anyone if they did
pick him up. I also to understand if they don't want to somebody,
I wouldn't. Oh, I would I take that crazy, I would take
that chance. Maybe, Yeah, this could be his best yet. He's
like the supposedly the craziest he's ever been, So this could be like the
coolest music ever. Maybe we'll see Michael Caine is retiring from acting. That
is a tragedy. Yeah. I like Michael Michael Kane. He was great
in a show that Dexter. Did you ever watch Dexter? No? He
was great in Jaws four, favorite movie he's ever been in? Jaws four?
Really? Did you see Joss four? No? Why would I go
that far awful? Why might I go that was a great movie? You
know it was not? Would not listen to Josh is on the worst movies
ever made? Oh god, Michael Kain is in it though. Michael Kine
plays a serial killer in Dexter like the original, and he was really good
in that. He's great as Alfred in the Dark Knight Trick. Oh yeah,
and he was in Dressed to Kill for Brian to Palmer. He played
the he's just retiring, just retiring, just retiring. Good for him.
Halloween is getting its own TV series, which I'm on board for. I'm
sure you are. It'll probably be on Netflix or something. No writer is
attached yet, it's still pretty early on. Yes, it was secured by
me or Max he's twenty four to get it, but they didn't want to
pay the they didn't got out bid. Yeah, so it should be interesting.
We'll see what happens. And your soulmate, Brian Keanu Reeves plays catch
with a young fan before his concert. So dude, I'm a young fan.
Uh huh, play catch with me. This young fan over here would
love to throw the ball around. We need to get if we ever see
it we need to get a picture of me playing catch with them, and
then this audio clip right before, Oh my god, play catch with me.
We have we have a lit We're gonna have like a list of demands
from I know, help play catch with me, take this picture, do
this thing. Oh my gosh. Yeah no, if he comes in,
he can plug do say whatever you want. You know, he's going to
be so over the two of you. I'm gonna be in the light.
Yeah, we can play. Well, we're gonna offer him are two thousand
subscribers. We're just why. I don't think he needs it. He doesn't
need it, he doesn't need us at all. But he's the coolest guy.
He would come here because we're a lot of fun and we respect him
a lot. Thank you exactly. He signed a few autographs for the fan
and his brother and grandma and was asked if he'd like to pay play catch
with the football. Of course, he happily obliged the fans. Grandma said
Keanu was very good to them, and his older brother said he was surprised
by Keanu's hair quote, I didn't expect his hair to be like a little
white. I knew his hair was long, but I didn't expect it to
be white. What about did you? Or was he wearing a helmet when
you talk to him? He was wearing a helmet, so you didn't notice
the white, and his hair did not. He's still super, you know
what. The more I learned about him, and the more stories I hear,
like this where he he went in somebody's wedding randomly, so stranger's wedding.
He's playing catch with a boy before his concert. I think I'm in
love with him, Like, really, I want to find a guy.
He's not gonna come now. He's gonna play catch with Brian for sure.
Now he's gonna be creeped out. Huh yeah, I wouldn't. We're gonna
scrub that, No, I know it. I'm going to keep her in
line, don't you worry. I know he's very well listening. He's happily
married or with somebody. So if I respect that, if he is,
oh man, what if he is listening right now, wouldn't that be great?
Well, we love you, Keanu, please come see us. We
do We'll do whatever you want, whatever you want, right, Brian will
do whatever you want. I thought something was coming in the mail from Keanu.
We thought a lot of things, Brian. But somebody has blamed dropped
the ball perhaps, I mean where they take back their mail? Mm hmm.
Did somebody drop the ball for like a week or two? I wasn't
here. Oh yeah, that's right. Well you still have a phone,
right, you still have access to the internet, and god phones don't work
up. We're up on vacation unfortunately. That's right. Oh yeah, Eric's
one of those people that like turns off his phone on vacation, like I
go off the grid. That was one week, though, and we haven't
heard anything like a month and a half true weeks YouTube bite me? Oh
my gosh, all right, will if it will get some kick her in
the vagina? Stop it? So? Is that your double d? No?
That was the news and weather? Is that it? I mean that
because it's some crazy weather summer. Brian. Do you want to do your
wild card here? Let's do it Thursday. You want to do it Thursday?
Okay, this is your idea for Thursday? Sucked? What was my
idea for Thursday? It freaked me out? That's not that's not a high
bar. Wasn't that freaky though? Can I I'm going to talk about what
it was. I said, hey, Brian, I saw this video on
Instagram the other day and it was so spooky. You should use it for
your wild Card. I was going to send it to him and I fort
give him a material. Anyway. It was this couple supposedly that were walking
along a path at night and they're filming and like this ghostly like demon figure
scurries across the roads. How Ever, I walk on a path at night,
I film what's ahead of me. It it was freaky. I don't
know how if whatever whoever made that is that is something easy to make Brian.
Anyway, Yes and no, it's easy if you have the right skill
set. It's hard if you don't. Can I make a request of your
wild card? What can you do? Something like UFO or alien related one
of these days? No? Please, there's nothing going on. Look at
Google it. Yeah, I'll bring an alien like No, bring in some
kind of cool news like the latest signing. No, No, the name
is wild Card. I know wild right. If I go, oh,
you'll never guess. This week someone says they saw UFO. I'm just kids.
Last week, I'm gonna start crying. Anyways, moving on, She's
very emotional All right, fine, producer Brian's wild Card. Aliens might exist,
some people say they do. That, concludes producer Brian's wild Card.
Oh, she's gonna tear. We have we have plant? Where's my her?
Her botox forehead is almost getting a crinkle in it, botox is leaking
out. I'm my fall of this crap, Laura, nice, try it's
not even funny. Okay, She's like, man, you have no emotion,
and then like she's like, I'm a good him to feel bad if
I have no emotions thinking the work there crocodile tears, Brian, I'm tired
of it, okay, all right, yeah, next, shy asshole Jesus,
Oh my god, it's so stupid. Yeah it was. Oh I
almost got me there at the end. If you just held on, like
get very nervous, it would have broken. If I would have had crocodile
tears tying on my face, Brian, I'm tired of you making fun of
me so much. You would feel bad? I think I would hope.
I would hope. I would hope that you have that kind of soul.
Oh, I have the capacity, would you like, Brian? I would
make fun of you. I wouldn't let up. Well that's slam. No,
just just a little bit, maybe back off a little bit, step
off my dick a little bit, all right, If you had a dick,
I wouldn't step off of it. Oh my god, Julie, I
started sweating. I know I'm a good I'm a good actress. You know
what? My grandfather how long I bought that for? Bought what for?
Oh? I know you didn't because you saw me laughing. Probably that I
was like Jesus. My grandfather, Clarence Heater, used to be an actor
and he was also a storm annequin that used to be live mannequins back in
that day, and he would model clothes in the window of like Macy's all
day long. As that weird Anyway, I had to tell Evan that because
she needed some like legacy project for school. That's cool, isn't that neat?
Okay? Anyway, so that's where I get my acting chops. Okay,
you're like the new Meryl Streep? Is that all you got? Because
we have a game on Thursday, which I don't know how it's going to
go, but it's the mind Melk game. This this was okay, let
me just myself saying this was very difficult for me to comprehend. How do
you know about this already? Because she tried it out on me. She
broke her strict vow of secrecy, of never to reveal something before it airs.
Lisa's great grandmother was a mannequin too. No way, did they run
out of plastic or something like this. Pro Probably before they had plastic mannequins,
they had live people sitting in the standing in the windows. Do you
think plastic is I'm we're talking the nineteen thirties. Maybe I think before is
a model? Well, no, he was a mannequin. I swoar he
moved though, right, No he did not. He would have been.
He would change positions every once in a while. I feel like I'm not
shitting. No, it's true. It is true, and I have pictures
and everything that's said that sounds creepy, it's pretty cool high summer. Anyways,
I'm getting ready to stab you in the eyeballs. I us knew that
was coming. What I'm over it? Brian? What your sass? What
did I do? What did I do? I looked away and then all
of a sudden, before we end this show, what I would like you
to sincerely, sincerely say something complimentary to me. Well that's not sincere then,
come on, no, honestly, let's end on a positive note.
Say something complimentary to me, and don't be shitty about it. You want
to end on a positive note. Yes, Eric, I like your hat
a lot. I think the design with the half Teddy bear is very cool.
Thank you. I appreciate it. It's half robot, half teddy bear.
Yeah. I also like your shirt, thank you. It's a psycho
bunny. Okay, I didn't mention Eric, did I? Thank you?
Brian love your podcast. Oh boy, I'll go first by you need to
do this, well you can. I like I just to see you two
days in a row and dragged out on a Sunday all the way out here.
Whatever I do, I got paid on a Sunday when you probably weren't
doing anything else. Don't do anything else. I'm going to show Brian how
it's done. Okay, be sincere. Mm hm. I very much like
your lipstick color tonight, and your eyes look very nice. Thank you.
Okay, I've got one. I've got one. I'm going to be sincere.
Okay, Laura, I think you have a very big dick, and
it's very nice. You know what, I do have a big dick and
I'm swinging it right now. And you know what, I'm taking that as
a compliment. I said it was a compliment. Yeah, why would you
take it any other Wait till you see her balls. They're even bigger.
I bet they hang so they do brag on the ground. They don't hang,
but they are fat. They're big. I get that checked out.
You have boots too, so that's probably she has like elephantitis of that.
Anyway, whatever, you have a special sling that you carry those around in,
don't you know. That's what you get. You have like a whole
box all things. That's what he has. That's what he wears. That's
what he wears. Swimming he wears like those speed that's what the swimsuits for.
He wears the speedo things. Oh okay, they're talking about like ball
straps or something. He does. Well, he has a whole dwarf full
of those little mini underwear song type songs. Well, there might as well
be right. What are they have my butt cheeks hanging strap or something that's
like a banana hammock? What? Yeah, but it's a little smaller than
a speedo. Is I have like boycout shorts? Well, he's doing.
He has got a lot of different colors and patterns. And I've only seen
him where it once. I've only been to the pool with you one time.
I think. No, I wore it when we went to the spa.
Does he happen up in Temecula? Does he have like cheeks hanging out?
No? No, he has, he has. He has a cute
butt. You have a very cute butt. Thank you. I know it's
we need to stop. This is ridiculous. Thank you so much for watching
on your instagram. Thank you, thank you for watching on YouTube. We'll
be back here on Thursday with new stuff, The Mind Mild Game. Oh
boy, love your podcast. I love you. Oh my god, You're
already complimented and I'm so glad you're feeling better. Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Yeah, that was nice. That actually was sincere.
I don't say anything else. I felt the sincerity. Don't just shut off.
That was an accident. I was not trying to be nice there,
and that was true. Oh my god, love your podcast, Love you,
my sweet sweet babies. Bye bye, And this is now Producer Brian's
podcast as we are still live. I just want to say a few closing
notes. We're still rolling, no I said, my sweet babies. Okay,
well anyways, are you for real right? I don't think of anything
mean to say. We'll just style bye bye