Good Friday morning, friends, Happy International Women's Day. So here on the
downbeat, we're gonna give a pair of tickets once an hour that will wind
up in the hands of a woman to see Stevie Nicks at win Star May.
That's happening once an hour. I'll tell you how in a minute.
Right, kind of a lot of fun Today, Oscar's Preview at nine Dingo's
Morning News eight o'clock, we have the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions contesting Jared Watson
for a few minutes, but that will lead into a game of Hot Female
Jeopardy, including categories like female Anatomy, sports chicks, Academy Award winning actresses,
songbirds of our generation in terms of endearment, and we're going to be
playing, yeah, in honor of women International. Yes, Hot Woman Jeopardy
is what? But is the tribute where? And ideally you'll be playing on
the phone at that time. Ideally will be a woman for each of you,
but it could be a guy who will just promise to give tickets to
his wife and let us think about it. She can take one of her
friends. You can go gamble or stay home and watch the kids. Oh,
I forgot about kids. He always brings in the kid element because he
knows he's a father. Some of you may be asking will win his international
End's Day Rob It was yesterday and it will be tomorrow and every day following
until next March, right, I would imagine. So Yet I guess check.
You give him a little bit, though, and they take and they
take it. Never stop, Kevin. You did that strategy with your lady
when we were at the casino recently. Yeah, that tell you send her
to the Jonahs brothers and he just pull money out of your wallet the second
she walks off, second she passes that threshold of the box office, and
she just cammel as much as you can, as fast as you can.
And the problem is there's some gin flowing and laughing and screaming and money flying,
and then it seems like a blink of it and the concert's over.
It's all. The next thing you know, there's a truck parked outside of
your house confiscating your washer and dryer because you lost it. Anything that you
got, the table, anything electrical, they're taken out of your house.
I hear gone. Did you stay for the encore? Yeah? I don't
understand. They can't be over already. Yeah, we're gone long the secret
And I think I think both of you have these types of women in your
lives, because I know a lot of dudes that do the secret stuff,
that will do the thing to where it's like, Okay, she's gone,
I can do this. You find the woman that doesn't give a damn whether
you do it or not. I think both of you guys have that.
I think we probably play this up to be typical gambling or whatever. You
like the guy that that rolls through the you know, the long John Silver's
to eat a basket of filets, you know, on the way home to
eat his wife's cooking and doesn't say anything. Or the dude that is out
at a bar with his wife and maybe she's talking to somebody, and he
goes to the bathroom and before he gets back to the table, he sneaked
off to the bar to down three shots because he doesn't want her to see
him drinking that much. I love that move. Yeah, And then she
wonders at the end of the night, what in your wiener work? Well,
I don't know. It happens to everybody, honey, Sure it does.
When your bar tabs one hundred and seventy four dollars. We're forntes and
you're smashed. Yeah, but you get the girl that knows what a dirt
bag you are and is okay with it. Yeah. You know each other's
secrets and that's what we're all. You know. It's interesting about that though,
specifically is the gambling angle. The game is weird because that's not loud.
You know, like the dudes who hide they're gambling from the lady you
know you're married, and find as you know, pretty everything's pretty transparent.
They don't know about the act the action. I mean, yeah, you
can't, like, why are you dialed into this golf tournament and you're freaking
out your chair with this guy? Missus a damn Birdie Putt. I'm just
a fan. There's also there's also an assumption, an assumption that we're losing
well, and they're right about that. We're all losing. Everybody okay,
okay, but your husband owns a casino, he's losing. But specific to
the night in question, John Harrow's it was a Rick Balley. I'd spend
none of my nugget Frank nugget. Yeah, Freddy Golden horseshoe, I'd spend
none of my money, and I was up a thousand dollars and her comment
to me was, you've probably lost so much already. So no, you're
assuming I've lost so much. I'm up one thousand, okay, And but
then she told me to quit, and it was like, okay, yeah,
but that's the But I was sitting here going, I've I've capped myself
at seven point fifty is where I was gonna stop. And I wasna let
it and then lie about those numbers. Yeah, lost about one hundred bucks.
Oh no, did you. Yeah, it was a rough night.
You just lost thirty six hundred dollars. He brought up something that is so
true when it comes to the gambling aspect of it. So guys might be
mad at me for saying this, but this is to the ladies because it
is International Ladies Day. Yeah, Today's the day of truth. Yes,
so girls, when you're uh, when you're hanging out with your lady friends
and they're talking about their significant others, and one goes, yeah, my
husband just he's just such a big sports add act. He just loves he
watches horse racing and and and automotive racing and basketball. I mean he just
watches like Golden State and the Timberwolves. It's just weird. It's like,
yeah, you know, your husband doesn't love sport. It's he loves game
blazes. That's why he's watching all of the sports. You think we're locked
into Blazers thunder checking your phone all the time, freaking. He's not cheating
on you, he's losing your house. Well what seemed you want I'm cheering
for the Blazers. Well they're up, they're down nine, you know,
but spreads the thunder one from they were winning by nine, then they went
by eleven. We don't buy a three hundred dollars that clothes. We don't.
Hey, that's a stereotype, Kevin, and I'm not going to have
it on today. Not today, Kevin. You can take that garbage.
Women love shopping. How many bags do we need? I'm just asking at
least they have men tangible that they purchase. You'll spend three hundred dollars one
backpack for seventeen years and then I'll get a new one when a strap breaks.
But how many we need to have multiple purses to carry into places?
Well? How many pullover hoodies? Do you need, Kevin, Oh,
just one. I think we can all play that game. Then it's just
one for me. I'm a thrifty guy. You know. Danny's right.
We don't even all care about sports that much. I don't, I really
don't. We're all gamed like my teams. That's about it. Yeah,
yeah, local teams. I want to win, so we have stuff to
talk about. You have like a favorite golfer anymore, like you know I
have like a favorite. This is my effing guy. But every week we
are going round im round. I'm gambling just on round two, first round
leader. Yes, Oh my god, give it to me, Charlie Hoffman.
I have twenty lineups first, I'm twenty light up, Kevin, and
you're just refreshing. You just hoped the little green bag at the bottom of
the screen when you open the app. It's not even i legal legal.
We don't even know. They don't know if it's legal. Look, we're
no different than any other human being. It's not that we're addicted to gambling.
We're addicted to the dopamine rush that comes from gambling, and that can
be replaced with anything because life is hard, right, I don't know,
Well, in theory, yes, because you're I'm making money. No,
you're not getting rich off of this. But when you get that one bit
of satisfaction, like you said, you see the green bag, Yeah,
it's like, Oh, it's like when you first got MySpace and you got
a friend request. It's like everybody gets so excited when they see the notifications
or the the money sent to you from Draft Dodgers or whatever it's called Draft
Dodgers. Yeah app new app well draft Dodgers. He just walks in with
a level and a barefoot. All right, I don't care what it says.
Katie brits Hot, that's not her man. Yeah, so we get
distracted by the state of the union. Press recapped Kevin, let's stay on
task. It's Ladies Day, Come on, it's international ladies. Yeah.
Yeah, in the world. I tried. I couldn't fight her account,
but I was trying to tweet at her our second or nine am segment from
yesterday shore what real acting is real? To that over dramatic rebuttal I was
like, honey, you should have listened to the down beat yesterday at nine
I did. I listened to her that that's the rebuttal that's what he's talking
about. You didn't see her before? Are you in on that? Though?
What on her? Or the the rebuttal? Which one I can separate
the artist from the art. No, the rebuttal. It was that on
like Twitter. No, it's on everything. Every time they do a state
of the Union and the other party their big rebuttal. I saw that.
It was the energy of everything. It's sort of it's intoxicated television for a
couple hours, all of it policy. I watched another episode of Warrior and
went to bed dreaming of kung fu. Had that a boy fifty five year
old man, I watch my karate and go to bed A factual statement,
Yeah that I am the old man. Honey, don't interrupt me. I'm
watching my karate. Karate. That's the equivalent of the guy clocking out.
Amen, that's amazing. It took me a long time to get here.
Karate and went to bed. I did. I watched karate, went to
bed in the area. You like watch the weather. I had my dog
right here and she keeps looking up every time at thunders and it's like it's
okay, sweetheart, hold on, here comes more karate. Hang on,
watch this. I forget all about that thunder and then you then you have
dreams about karate. Did you dream about karate a little bit? Yeah,
considering taking a beginner karate class. I took karate for a long time when
I was a little kid. And boy, they hand out belts like they're
candy on Halloween. Man. Yeah, like I've seen little kids that are
like brown belts. I could f them up. My god, I would
drop kick one of these little black belt kids. Yeah, seriously they do.
I know. Well, it's just just keep paying to show up,
and hey, she's really advancing improvements. Yeah, it's the black belt,
much like Elvis exactly. You think they were real restrictive on Elvis advancing through
his karate classes. That's my entire point. The king. Here you go,
Wow, he showed up again. Here's a new belt. Elvis called
it stage move class has nothing to do with self defense. He'd turn into
stage moves. Weirdly, it wasn't like that in the beginning. It's very
strange his moves did change, didn't they. Man, that's gonna be late
late Danny. It's like fat al, it's gonna be fat Danny doing karate
moves on Storge just in life. Joe's Jack Black Brown. I'll see,
actually, just check out his handy the cucumbers. We'll check them out for
you. Yeah, you guys had crazy weather weather driving in. Uh yeah,
a little bit d it was jumping when I pulled in, really really
and lightning it was headed that way. I got here a little bit earlier
than you did, so you probably got the brunt of it. No,
it is huge. And I woke up our friends under the the hot homeless
couple. I know. The lady was just standing there. Oh really,
yeah, she was standing there. Oh yeah. They seem to be having
quite a heart to heart this morning in passionate conversation. I'm sure with the
rain and the lightning that had them up, but yes, where I think
she's probably questioning him on if the plan is working. The Plan Plan,
I'd love love to see those blueprints. It'd be like Dignan's spiral notebook,
his baller rocket plans for the next fifty years. The plan is basically the
size of a note that you find inside of a cookie after Chinese food.
There's the plan live underbridge. No, I'm pulling for him. It's just
like goodwill hunting every time I do my U turn, I'm hoping that they're
not there anymore, and I want the next level of the plan, and
frankly I want to help. I'm thinking we might want to embrace the the
hot homeless couple, But then we're gonna do that. Why why pick hot
homeless? Why not pick anyhow? That's where you get to a problem,
And that's the problem. It's it's problems stacking on problems on problems, and
that's why I no State of the Union address or rebuttal will ever fix anything.
Though we just kind of keep doing it. It's the theater. Now.
There's the thing about if you pick the hot too. We could do
a homeless person contest or it's fair drawing in an effort to help them and
change their lives. Just to be clear, yeah, not to exploit them
for radio comedy purposes. No, we would never do that, right,
mikey Well, we would absolutely do that, but not for homeless people.
But after I got a message yesterday to anyone except for the homeless, we
do support the damn homeless. We absolutely do. And I see them every
day. I think about their scenario and it makes it real to me.
Dammit. I will shut up. Well, I mean, you probably don't
know the things that we would never know about because you never talk about it,
of course. But I will now like to go over the list of
the donations I've made in the last three months. Okay, yeah, because
you were gathering for tax purposes. There's only twelve minutes left in the segment
I talk about twelve, maybe five, maybe nine, I don't know.
We never doesn't really matter. Let me tell you this though, what about
helping like a drawing to help the homeless people. First of all, I
don't want to give them another loss, okay, just so one or two
or three people can win. But I did. I also don't want to
run any more contest. Just turn around, Kevin. We got our direct
TV back. So I'm liking these storms this morning. Boys, these models
Bucks four News. I know him vaguely, and he is in politics.
Okay, he runs for things. I'll just say like that. He did
send me a message and he was like, hey, man, just want
to let you know, like about the signs. It's different in every county.
The vote ninety seven one of the freak signs. They just look it
out for you here, you guys could be up for a fine because there
are certain rules in certain counties, and I was like, well, I'm
not paying any fine, so I don't really know what to say there.
Hey, man, are we gonna have to give you the PSA on how
to cover up an erection? You're doing that later? Do you know this?
Maybe I need to do it now? No, I'm fine, trust
me. Yeah, Kevin's gonna teach us on how to properly and secretly cover
up an erection on National Women's Day, International Women's Day. Kevin, where's
that going to fit in for the show? I think right now, as
Danny was moaning, shake that tiny d I think somebody just turned off the
direct TV. So we're good. It's back up, Kevin. Yeah.
Point is I'm not running any more contests. Okay, so we can't do
anything for the homeless people. Yes, okay, well I may do it
independently. There you go. But is it cynical of me to think if
I pull over and run across the frontage road and almost get my killed because
there's no way to get to that island, you know, safely, and
then I say hi, Hello, introduce myself, and I'm not giving money
necessarily but what I want to help, Like, let's go, let's rally
you too. You have a spare bedroom, right, good looking? I
do, And I've thought of that many times, Like what if you just
bring something and then yes, cynically, I'm like, okay, and I
wake up and my just TV wires are there, which I don't want,
you know, but it wouldn't take that much to take someone an individual,
maybe a couple in that case, and shower some clothes. What I'll drive
you to a yes, a fast food place something like that easily. Uh,
someplace that's pretty easy to get a job. What about the story from
months ago where the guy kidnapped the woman she was giving him some taco casa.
I don't know that's the story. Again, I was telling you,
like there you just trust, like in you're lett anyone into your house.
No, that's what they're armed. No, I understand that. Don't want
pirates into your house. That's why I'm hesitant to do it. But if
you really want to help, generally, have a massive faith in humanity,
and I think almost everyone is good, which again might be cynical even after
watching the State of the Union address. Everyone's good. If you really want
to help that couple, Invite the lady. Okay on the International Women's say,
if you really want to help, take the lady, hand her a
signed blank check and drop her off at doctor Gold. Yeah, and maybe
give her a pair of Stevie Nicks ticketstrlf something nice, some nice diamond study
or I don't think that's gonna help. It's not gonna help, it won't
hurt, he said. He doesn't think it's gonna help. Man, it's
a new idea. It's just it's stuff I think about it. I don't
think I'm alone and thinking you're not that when you see someone who's you know,
like, what can I actually do to help that person? Not hand
them a five and yes that would help, That does help, but to
actually invest a little bit of time and effort and to change their lives.
It's not like that insane of a of a concept. I don't thing it's
not, especially when they're hot. But you got to jump. Okay,
see see how hot is he? Pretty good? Look we will snap a
pic next time the nurse. No way, dark truck stopped, So I
actually stopped behind the truck in the U turn stopped right there, and I
was like that was my moment. I could have just yelled, hey,
do you guys have a phone I don't own. Do you have a phone?
What's your phone number? No they don't, Then we could have started
the relationship. I think they probably do. I think they're paying phone bills
from panhandlers to venmo them because I told them I didn't have any cash.
Okay, how are they paying for the phone bill with all the cash to?
Where? Where's the phone bill mailed to? Where's yours getting mailed to?
It's on their phone, don't. I've never received one piece of paper
from Verizon since I've been They still have having a billing address they have to
send it to. It's called bridge. Well, they could have a little
phone with a bridge Texas. They could have a phone with a calling card
or something. Yeah, okay if they need to make calls. Oh,
speaking of making calls, We're gonna give away a pair of tickets to see
Stevie Nicks at Windstar to the first woman that calls into the show today right
now, right right now, right now, and keep it. Guy with
trying to do girls don't have a fleetwood, Matt, don't try JJ.
Here's right through that stuff. We hear right through that stuff. Don't even
try. There's no man on the planet that could fool JJ into thinking you're
a woman. Now, at seven, we will have the guys call in.
You just need to make sure that the woman is around, yes,
because you're gonna have to do something for us, and then you can give
her the tickets. That's the seven o'clock one. We're doing one an hour,
but right now at seven eight seven one, the first lady that calls
in is going to see Stevie Nicks. Yeah, with whoever you want,
and we fully authorize you to use your second ticket with anyone you want.
Doesn't have to be that dude, that sweaty pig. Yes, yeah,
you can bring a girlfriend, daughter, whoever, bring him if you want.
I mean, it's your choice. Let him stay home, jeez,
he wants to play Madden anyway, at least stinky pig at home. Yeah,
with stinky Pig. So they'll fire up, we'll see what happens,
and then we'll kind of discuss a few other things, including the most important
thing in the world. Now, we just talked about the State of the
Union address a little bit. Do we want to do that, we want
to do sailor woman on International Women's Day, the first woman to sail around
the world. I don't know, Kevin, what do you think? Let's
vote. I kind of just want to play the erection video. Just play
the erection video on International Woman's Day. We do so play the erection video.
Hello, milady, how are you on this International Women's Day? I
am fantastic. How are you doing? Wow? I'm doing well. My
name is Mike. Is my friend Danny. That's Kevin, and that's JJ.
What's your name? My name's Katy. Hi Katie. Are you a
fan of Stevie Nicks? I am well. You don't have to do anything
to impress us. We're just impressed that you're listening and you are alive and
seemingly well on International Women's Day. So you just want to pay of tickets
to see Stevie Nicks. Oh my gosh, that is so amazing. That's
great. Is you guys so much? Yeah? Of course you sound like
you're on the move or you headed to a work where you're off to I'm
heading home from getting some coffee early coffee. So you woke up, got
your car, drove to get coffee, and now you're just going back home.
Yeah, yeah, we probably should have. Would you like to trade
in your Stevie Nicks tickets for a mister coffee for a Schwartz coffee machine?
Be happy to look you up. No, No, I like to treat
myself on Friday. It's nice little coffee. You know what, You've earned
it, Katie, You have earned it. Are you? Are you married
or a boyfriend? Or kids? Or where are we at? I'm engaged
and I have three kids. Engaged with three kids? That's lovely. When's
the wedding? Are we in thick wedding planning? Right now? We're for
next freak? Okay, so that's real flimsy sounds. Yeah, there's a
lot of time for both of you to change your minds. Yeah, are
you wavering? I don't know? You sure, because let me ask you.
This is the man in question, a big sports fan. Do you
find him watching all kinds of sports? No? No? What's his favorite?
Uh no, what's his favorite thing? He's really into? Probably video
games? Quite honestly interesting. Do you see him playing a lot? What?
What games? He into? Call of duty? Mostly to put the
headset on and yell stuff. No, No, we don't want to wake
the kids up. When he plays, he sounds the sweetest. Is a
perfect represent representative for international women. Have you ever traveled internationally? I have
been to Canada. That's about as far as I've got. What were you
doing in Canada? I went to Canada? Too's dirt? That's about it.
The zipline? Is that a euphemism for smuggling drugs? I really wish,
but unfortunately not Katie likes drugs apparently. Are you gonna take him?
Are you gonna take him? Or you're taking a girl? Yeah? Who
are you going with? Yeah? You got two checkout, We're not giving
you one ticket. She sounded like Scooby Doo for a minute. Yeah,
leave, leave stinky pig at home to watch the kids, and take one
of your girlfriends and level up his ar. That's all he wants to do.
Anyway, I think that would be sitting. So you can bring a
friend if you like. That would be fantastic. Well you won, We're
gonna put you on hold. JJ's gonna get a little bit of information from
you. We uh simply asked for our first female caller, and you were
quick on the draw. So congratulations, you're going to see uh Stevie Stevie
Nick's May tenth at win Star Katie, send us out with your signature catchphrase.
You can't put me on the spot like that. Three two one there
she is, right, perfect signature. Enjoy your coffee, Katie. All
right, Congress, and you can hear in the voice a genuine excitement appreciation.
That's a voice we've not heard before that I can recall. Yeah,
new to me, Stevie Nicks fan. I mean, think about think about
the life of Katie. And she's got three kids. She's engaged to some
schlub that put the wedding off like three years from now. All he does
is play video games. It's Friday. She wakes up early because she wants
to treat herself. You know what I deserve this. I'm gonna go buy
coffee at the coffee shop, and I'm gonna come back home and enjoy my
coffee. In an added bonus, she's now going to Stevie Nicks. Yes,
this is a great day for Katie. And his ass should have been
up getting her coffee on her right right. What's he doing doesn't matter.
He's in bed dreaming about mas Roy or whatever. The name of that island
is kill people next chance at seven Yeah, I've decided we're doing the how
to Hide An Direction video next to ninety seven one The Freak God