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Good Friday morning, friends, Happy
International Women's Day. So here on the

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downbeat, we're gonna give a pair
of tickets once an hour that will wind

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up in the hands of a woman
to see Stevie Nicks at win Star May.

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That's happening once an hour. I'll
tell you how in a minute.

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Right, kind of a lot of
fun Today, Oscar's Preview at nine Dingo's

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Morning News eight o'clock, we have
the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions contesting Jared Watson

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for a few minutes, but that
will lead into a game of Hot Female

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Jeopardy, including categories like female Anatomy, sports chicks, Academy Award winning actresses,

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songbirds of our generation in terms of
endearment, and we're going to be

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playing, yeah, in honor of
women International. Yes, Hot Woman Jeopardy

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is what? But is the tribute
where? And ideally you'll be playing on

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the phone at that time. Ideally
will be a woman for each of you,

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but it could be a guy who
will just promise to give tickets to

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his wife and let us think about
it. She can take one of her

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friends. You can go gamble or
stay home and watch the kids. Oh,

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I forgot about kids. He always
brings in the kid element because he

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knows he's a father. Some of
you may be asking will win his international

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End's Day Rob It was yesterday and
it will be tomorrow and every day following

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until next March, right, I
would imagine. So Yet I guess check.

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You give him a little bit,
though, and they take and they

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take it. Never stop, Kevin. You did that strategy with your lady

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when we were at the casino recently. Yeah, that tell you send her

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to the Jonahs brothers and he just
pull money out of your wallet the second

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she walks off, second she passes
that threshold of the box office, and

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she just cammel as much as you
can, as fast as you can.

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And the problem is there's some gin
flowing and laughing and screaming and money flying,

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and then it seems like a blink
of it and the concert's over.

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It's all. The next thing you
know, there's a truck parked outside of

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your house confiscating your washer and dryer
because you lost it. Anything that you

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got, the table, anything electrical, they're taken out of your house.

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I hear gone. Did you stay
for the encore? Yeah? I don't

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understand. They can't be over already. Yeah, we're gone long the secret

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And I think I think both of
you have these types of women in your

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lives, because I know a lot
of dudes that do the secret stuff,

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that will do the thing to where
it's like, Okay, she's gone,

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I can do this. You find
the woman that doesn't give a damn whether

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you do it or not. I
think both of you guys have that.

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I think we probably play this up
to be typical gambling or whatever. You

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like the guy that that rolls through
the you know, the long John Silver's

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to eat a basket of filets,
you know, on the way home to

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eat his wife's cooking and doesn't say
anything. Or the dude that is out

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at a bar with his wife and
maybe she's talking to somebody, and he

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goes to the bathroom and before he
gets back to the table, he sneaked

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off to the bar to down three
shots because he doesn't want her to see

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him drinking that much. I love
that move. Yeah, And then she

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wonders at the end of the night, what in your wiener work? Well,

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I don't know. It happens to
everybody, honey, Sure it does.

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When your bar tabs one hundred and
seventy four dollars. We're forntes and

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you're smashed. Yeah, but you
get the girl that knows what a dirt

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bag you are and is okay with
it. Yeah. You know each other's

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secrets and that's what we're all.
You know. It's interesting about that though,

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specifically is the gambling angle. The
game is weird because that's not loud.

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You know, like the dudes who
hide they're gambling from the lady you

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know you're married, and find as
you know, pretty everything's pretty transparent.

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They don't know about the act the
action. I mean, yeah, you

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can't, like, why are you
dialed into this golf tournament and you're freaking

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out your chair with this guy?
Missus a damn Birdie Putt. I'm just

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a fan. There's also there's also
an assumption, an assumption that we're losing

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well, and they're right about that. We're all losing. Everybody okay,

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okay, but your husband owns a
casino, he's losing. But specific to

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the night in question, John Harrow's
it was a Rick Balley. I'd spend

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none of my nugget Frank nugget.
Yeah, Freddy Golden horseshoe, I'd spend

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none of my money, and I
was up a thousand dollars and her comment

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to me was, you've probably lost
so much already. So no, you're

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assuming I've lost so much. I'm
up one thousand, okay, And but

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then she told me to quit,
and it was like, okay, yeah,

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but that's the But I was sitting
here going, I've I've capped myself

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at seven point fifty is where I
was gonna stop. And I wasna let

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it and then lie about those numbers. Yeah, lost about one hundred bucks.

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Oh no, did you. Yeah, it was a rough night.

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You just lost thirty six hundred dollars. He brought up something that is so

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true when it comes to the gambling
aspect of it. So guys might be

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mad at me for saying this,
but this is to the ladies because it

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is International Ladies Day. Yeah,
Today's the day of truth. Yes,

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so girls, when you're uh,
when you're hanging out with your lady friends

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and they're talking about their significant others, and one goes, yeah, my

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husband just he's just such a big
sports add act. He just loves he

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watches horse racing and and and automotive
racing and basketball. I mean he just

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watches like Golden State and the Timberwolves. It's just weird. It's like,

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yeah, you know, your husband
doesn't love sport. It's he loves game

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blazes. That's why he's watching all
of the sports. You think we're locked

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into Blazers thunder checking your phone all
the time, freaking. He's not cheating

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on you, he's losing your house. Well what seemed you want I'm cheering

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for the Blazers. Well they're up, they're down nine, you know,

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but spreads the thunder one from they
were winning by nine, then they went

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by eleven. We don't buy a
three hundred dollars that clothes. We don't.

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Hey, that's a stereotype, Kevin, and I'm not going to have

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it on today. Not today,
Kevin. You can take that garbage.

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Women love shopping. How many bags
do we need? I'm just asking at

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least they have men tangible that they
purchase. You'll spend three hundred dollars one

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backpack for seventeen years and then I'll
get a new one when a strap breaks.

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But how many we need to have
multiple purses to carry into places?

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Well? How many pullover hoodies?
Do you need, Kevin, Oh,

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just one. I think we can
all play that game. Then it's just

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one for me. I'm a thrifty
guy. You know. Danny's right.

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We don't even all care about sports
that much. I don't, I really

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don't. We're all gamed like my
teams. That's about it. Yeah,

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yeah, local teams. I want
to win, so we have stuff to

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talk about. You have like a
favorite golfer anymore, like you know I

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have like a favorite. This is
my effing guy. But every week we

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are going round im round. I'm
gambling just on round two, first round

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leader. Yes, Oh my god, give it to me, Charlie Hoffman.

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I have twenty lineups first, I'm
twenty light up, Kevin, and

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you're just refreshing. You just hoped
the little green bag at the bottom of

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the screen when you open the app. It's not even i legal legal.

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We don't even know. They don't
know if it's legal. Look, we're

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no different than any other human being. It's not that we're addicted to gambling.

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We're addicted to the dopamine rush that
comes from gambling, and that can

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be replaced with anything because life is
hard, right, I don't know,

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Well, in theory, yes,
because you're I'm making money. No,

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you're not getting rich off of this. But when you get that one bit

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of satisfaction, like you said,
you see the green bag, Yeah,

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it's like, Oh, it's like
when you first got MySpace and you got

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a friend request. It's like everybody
gets so excited when they see the notifications

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or the the money sent to you
from Draft Dodgers or whatever it's called Draft

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Dodgers. Yeah app new app well
draft Dodgers. He just walks in with

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a level and a barefoot. All
right, I don't care what it says.

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Katie brits Hot, that's not her
man. Yeah, so we get

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distracted by the state of the union. Press recapped Kevin, let's stay on

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task. It's Ladies Day, Come
on, it's international ladies. Yeah.

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Yeah, in the world. I
tried. I couldn't fight her account,

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but I was trying to tweet at
her our second or nine am segment from

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yesterday shore what real acting is real? To that over dramatic rebuttal I was

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like, honey, you should have
listened to the down beat yesterday at nine

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I did. I listened to her
that that's the rebuttal that's what he's talking

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about. You didn't see her before? Are you in on that? Though?

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What on her? Or the the
rebuttal? Which one I can separate

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the artist from the art. No, the rebuttal. It was that on

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like Twitter. No, it's on
everything. Every time they do a state

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of the Union and the other party
their big rebuttal. I saw that.

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It was the energy of everything.
It's sort of it's intoxicated television for a

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couple hours, all of it policy. I watched another episode of Warrior and

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went to bed dreaming of kung fu. Had that a boy fifty five year

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old man, I watch my karate
and go to bed A factual statement,

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Yeah that I am the old man. Honey, don't interrupt me. I'm

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watching my karate. Karate. That's
the equivalent of the guy clocking out.

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Amen, that's amazing. It took
me a long time to get here.

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Karate and went to bed. I
did. I watched karate, went to

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bed in the area. You like
watch the weather. I had my dog

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right here and she keeps looking up
every time at thunders and it's like it's

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okay, sweetheart, hold on,
here comes more karate. Hang on,

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watch this. I forget all about
that thunder and then you then you have

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dreams about karate. Did you dream
about karate a little bit? Yeah,

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considering taking a beginner karate class.
I took karate for a long time when

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I was a little kid. And
boy, they hand out belts like they're

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candy on Halloween. Man. Yeah, like I've seen little kids that are

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like brown belts. I could f
them up. My god, I would

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drop kick one of these little black
belt kids. Yeah, seriously they do.

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I know. Well, it's just
just keep paying to show up,

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and hey, she's really advancing improvements. Yeah, it's the black belt,

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much like Elvis exactly. You think
they were real restrictive on Elvis advancing through

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his karate classes. That's my entire
point. The king. Here you go,

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Wow, he showed up again.
Here's a new belt. Elvis called

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it stage move class has nothing to
do with self defense. He'd turn into

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stage moves. Weirdly, it wasn't
like that in the beginning. It's very

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strange his moves did change, didn't
they. Man, that's gonna be late

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late Danny. It's like fat al, it's gonna be fat Danny doing karate

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moves on Storge just in life.
Joe's Jack Black Brown. I'll see,

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actually, just check out his handy
the cucumbers. We'll check them out for

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you. Yeah, you guys had
crazy weather weather driving in. Uh yeah,

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a little bit d it was jumping
when I pulled in, really really

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and lightning it was headed that way. I got here a little bit earlier

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than you did, so you probably
got the brunt of it. No,

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it is huge. And I woke
up our friends under the the hot homeless

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couple. I know. The lady
was just standing there. Oh really,

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yeah, she was standing there.
Oh yeah. They seem to be having

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quite a heart to heart this morning
in passionate conversation. I'm sure with the

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rain and the lightning that had them
up, but yes, where I think

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she's probably questioning him on if the
plan is working. The Plan Plan,

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I'd love love to see those blueprints. It'd be like Dignan's spiral notebook,

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his baller rocket plans for the next
fifty years. The plan is basically the

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size of a note that you find
inside of a cookie after Chinese food.

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There's the plan live underbridge. No, I'm pulling for him. It's just

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like goodwill hunting every time I do
my U turn, I'm hoping that they're

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not there anymore, and I want
the next level of the plan, and

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frankly I want to help. I'm
thinking we might want to embrace the the

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hot homeless couple, But then we're
gonna do that. Why why pick hot

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homeless? Why not pick anyhow?
That's where you get to a problem,

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And that's the problem. It's it's
problems stacking on problems on problems, and

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that's why I no State of the
Union address or rebuttal will ever fix anything.

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Though we just kind of keep doing
it. It's the theater. Now.

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There's the thing about if you pick
the hot too. We could do

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a homeless person contest or it's fair
drawing in an effort to help them and

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change their lives. Just to be
clear, yeah, not to exploit them

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for radio comedy purposes. No,
we would never do that, right,

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mikey Well, we would absolutely do
that, but not for homeless people.

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But after I got a message yesterday
to anyone except for the homeless, we

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do support the damn homeless. We
absolutely do. And I see them every

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day. I think about their scenario
and it makes it real to me.

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Dammit. I will shut up.
Well, I mean, you probably don't

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know the things that we would never
know about because you never talk about it,

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of course. But I will now
like to go over the list of

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the donations I've made in the last
three months. Okay, yeah, because

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you were gathering for tax purposes.
There's only twelve minutes left in the segment

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I talk about twelve, maybe five, maybe nine, I don't know.

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We never doesn't really matter. Let
me tell you this though, what about

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helping like a drawing to help the
homeless people. First of all, I

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don't want to give them another loss, okay, just so one or two

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or three people can win. But
I did. I also don't want to

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run any more contest. Just turn
around, Kevin. We got our direct

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TV back. So I'm liking these
storms this morning. Boys, these models

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Bucks four News. I know him
vaguely, and he is in politics.

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Okay, he runs for things.
I'll just say like that. He did

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send me a message and he was
like, hey, man, just want

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to let you know, like about
the signs. It's different in every county.

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The vote ninety seven one of the
freak signs. They just look it

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out for you here, you guys
could be up for a fine because there

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are certain rules in certain counties,
and I was like, well, I'm

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not paying any fine, so I
don't really know what to say there.

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Hey, man, are we gonna
have to give you the PSA on how

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to cover up an erection? You're
doing that later? Do you know this?

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Maybe I need to do it now? No, I'm fine, trust

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me. Yeah, Kevin's gonna teach
us on how to properly and secretly cover

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up an erection on National Women's Day, International Women's Day. Kevin, where's

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that going to fit in for the
show? I think right now, as

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Danny was moaning, shake that tiny
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direct TV. So we're good.
It's back up, Kevin. Yeah.

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Point is I'm not running any more
contests. Okay, so we can't do

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anything for the homeless people. Yes, okay, well I may do it

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independently. There you go. But
is it cynical of me to think if

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I pull over and run across the
frontage road and almost get my killed because

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there's no way to get to that
island, you know, safely, and

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then I say hi, Hello,
introduce myself, and I'm not giving money

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necessarily but what I want to help, Like, let's go, let's rally

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you too. You have a spare
bedroom, right, good looking? I

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do, And I've thought of that
many times, Like what if you just

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bring something and then yes, cynically, I'm like, okay, and I

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wake up and my just TV wires
are there, which I don't want,

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you know, but it wouldn't take
that much to take someone an individual,

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maybe a couple in that case,
and shower some clothes. What I'll drive

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you to a yes, a fast
food place something like that easily. Uh,

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someplace that's pretty easy to get a
job. What about the story from

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months ago where the guy kidnapped the
woman she was giving him some taco casa.

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I don't know that's the story.
Again, I was telling you,

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like there you just trust, like
in you're lett anyone into your house.

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No, that's what they're armed.
No, I understand that. Don't want

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pirates into your house. That's why
I'm hesitant to do it. But if

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you really want to help, generally, have a massive faith in humanity,

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and I think almost everyone is good, which again might be cynical even after

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watching the State of the Union address. Everyone's good. If you really want

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to help that couple, Invite the
lady. Okay on the International Women's say,

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if you really want to help,
take the lady, hand her a

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signed blank check and drop her off
at doctor Gold. Yeah, and maybe

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give her a pair of Stevie Nicks
ticketstrlf something nice, some nice diamond study

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or I don't think that's gonna help. It's not gonna help, it won't

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hurt, he said. He doesn't
think it's gonna help. Man, it's

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a new idea. It's just it's
stuff I think about it. I don't

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think I'm alone and thinking you're not
that when you see someone who's you know,

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like, what can I actually do
to help that person? Not hand

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them a five and yes that would
help, That does help, but to

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actually invest a little bit of time
and effort and to change their lives.

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It's not like that insane of a
of a concept. I don't thing it's

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not, especially when they're hot.
But you got to jump. Okay,

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see see how hot is he?
Pretty good? Look we will snap a

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pic next time the nurse. No
way, dark truck stopped, So I

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actually stopped behind the truck in the
U turn stopped right there, and I

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was like that was my moment.
I could have just yelled, hey,

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do you guys have a phone I
don't own. Do you have a phone?

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What's your phone number? No they
don't, Then we could have started

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the relationship. I think they probably
do. I think they're paying phone bills

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from panhandlers to venmo them because I
told them I didn't have any cash.

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Okay, how are they paying for
the phone bill with all the cash to?

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Where? Where's the phone bill mailed
to? Where's yours getting mailed to?

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It's on their phone, don't.
I've never received one piece of paper

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from Verizon since I've been They still
have having a billing address they have to

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send it to. It's called bridge. Well, they could have a little

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phone with a bridge Texas. They
could have a phone with a calling card

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or something. Yeah, okay if
they need to make calls. Oh,

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speaking of making calls, We're gonna
give away a pair of tickets to see

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Stevie Nicks at Windstar to the first
woman that calls into the show today right

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now, right right now, right
now, and keep it. Guy with

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trying to do girls don't have a
fleetwood, Matt, don't try JJ.

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Here's right through that stuff. We
hear right through that stuff. Don't even

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try. There's no man on the
planet that could fool JJ into thinking you're

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a woman. Now, at seven, we will have the guys call in.

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You just need to make sure that
the woman is around, yes,

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because you're gonna have to do something
for us, and then you can give

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her the tickets. That's the seven
o'clock one. We're doing one an hour,

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but right now at seven eight seven
one, the first lady that calls

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in is going to see Stevie Nicks. Yeah, with whoever you want,

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and we fully authorize you to use
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Doesn't have to be that dude,
that sweaty pig. Yes, yeah,

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you can bring a girlfriend, daughter, whoever, bring him if you want.

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I mean, it's your choice.
Let him stay home, jeez,

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he wants to play Madden anyway,
at least stinky pig at home. Yeah,

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with stinky Pig. So they'll fire
up, we'll see what happens,

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and then we'll kind of discuss a
few other things, including the most important

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thing in the world. Now,
we just talked about the State of the

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Union address a little bit. Do
we want to do that, we want

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to do sailor woman on International Women's
Day, the first woman to sail around

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the world. I don't know,
Kevin, what do you think? Let's

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vote. I kind of just want
to play the erection video. Just play

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the erection video on International Woman's Day. We do so play the erection video.

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Hello, milady, how are you
on this International Women's Day? I

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am fantastic. How are you doing? Wow? I'm doing well. My

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name is Mike. Is my friend
Danny. That's Kevin, and that's JJ.

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What's your name? My name's Katy. Hi Katie. Are you a

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fan of Stevie Nicks? I am
well. You don't have to do anything

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to impress us. We're just impressed
that you're listening and you are alive and

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seemingly well on International Women's Day.
So you just want to pay of tickets

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to see Stevie Nicks. Oh my
gosh, that is so amazing. That's

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great. Is you guys so much? Yeah? Of course you sound like

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you're on the move or you headed
to a work where you're off to I'm

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heading home from getting some coffee early
coffee. So you woke up, got

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your car, drove to get coffee, and now you're just going back home.

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Yeah, yeah, we probably should
have. Would you like to trade

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in your Stevie Nicks tickets for a
mister coffee for a Schwartz coffee machine?

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Be happy to look you up.
No, No, I like to treat

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myself on Friday. It's nice little
coffee. You know what, You've earned

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it, Katie, You have earned
it. Are you? Are you married

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or a boyfriend? Or kids?
Or where are we at? I'm engaged

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and I have three kids. Engaged
with three kids? That's lovely. When's

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the wedding? Are we in thick
wedding planning? Right now? We're for

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next freak? Okay, so that's
real flimsy sounds. Yeah, there's a

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lot of time for both of you
to change your minds. Yeah, are

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you wavering? I don't know?
You sure, because let me ask you.

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This is the man in question,
a big sports fan. Do you

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find him watching all kinds of sports? No? No? What's his favorite?

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Uh no, what's his favorite thing? He's really into? Probably video

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games? Quite honestly interesting. Do
you see him playing a lot? What?

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What games? He into? Call
of duty? Mostly to put the

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headset on and yell stuff. No, No, we don't want to wake

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the kids up. When he plays, he sounds the sweetest. Is a

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perfect represent representative for international women.
Have you ever traveled internationally? I have

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been to Canada. That's about as
far as I've got. What were you

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doing in Canada? I went to
Canada? Too's dirt? That's about it.

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The zipline? Is that a euphemism
for smuggling drugs? I really wish,

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but unfortunately not Katie likes drugs apparently. Are you gonna take him?

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Are you gonna take him? Or
you're taking a girl? Yeah? Who

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are you going with? Yeah?
You got two checkout, We're not giving

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you one ticket. She sounded like
Scooby Doo for a minute. Yeah,

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leave, leave stinky pig at home
to watch the kids, and take one

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of your girlfriends and level up his
ar. That's all he wants to do.

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Anyway, I think that would be
sitting. So you can bring a

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friend if you like. That would
be fantastic. Well you won, We're

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gonna put you on hold. JJ's
gonna get a little bit of information from

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you. We uh simply asked for
our first female caller, and you were

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quick on the draw. So congratulations, you're going to see uh Stevie Stevie

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Nick's May tenth at win Star Katie, send us out with your signature catchphrase.

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You can't put me on the spot
like that. Three two one there

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she is, right, perfect signature. Enjoy your coffee, Katie. All

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right, Congress, and you can
hear in the voice a genuine excitement appreciation.

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That's a voice we've not heard before
that I can recall. Yeah,

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new to me, Stevie Nicks fan. I mean, think about think about

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the life of Katie. And she's
got three kids. She's engaged to some

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schlub that put the wedding off like
three years from now. All he does

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is play video games. It's Friday. She wakes up early because she wants

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to treat herself. You know what
I deserve this. I'm gonna go buy

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coffee at the coffee shop, and
I'm gonna come back home and enjoy my

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coffee. In an added bonus,
she's now going to Stevie Nicks. Yes,

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this is a great day for Katie. And his ass should have been

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up getting her coffee on her right
right. What's he doing doesn't matter.

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He's in bed dreaming about mas Roy
or whatever. The name of that island

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is kill people next chance at seven
Yeah, I've decided we're doing the how

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to Hide An Direction video next to
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