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Alright, everybody, alright, alright, alright, let's thank thank you everybody.

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It's just such a magical day.
I can't thank you enough everybody for

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being here, and me and Janine
were just so so excited to be to

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be married today and have everyone here
to share in such a such a wonderful

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event in our lives. It's I
mean, this is the biggest thing we've

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ever gotta do. It's a great
Now, listen, I gotta I gotta

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pass the mic over here too,
so drunk, alright, alright, just

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let's settle down. Jimmy. Let's
all right, they want a card,

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right, everybody. If you don't
know Jimmy, you should get to know

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and make a point to make a
point to get to know him. But

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seriously, on a serious note,
you guys, but seriously, we I

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gotta I gotta pass it over to
my to my main man, who's not

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a man. He's made a major
impact on my life. But you know

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what, good things come in small
packages. I mean, he's he's a

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little stick of dynamite with a tail. That's that's that's the thing that I

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keep saying to Janine, and I
love you, baby, But like,

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yeah, I've got to pass it
over here to my best friend, my

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best man, Jeff. Just if
you could give me a quick good hand

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up. Okay, hey guys,
here we go. Oh right there,

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here's the mike. Thank you,
two hands, that's heavy. Keep it

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Keep it clean, buddy, keep
it clean. Oh, ladies and gentlemen.

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Once again the bride and group right, too right, too right.

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They love thing best. Thank you
everyone for coming here today to witness this

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amazing ceremony between two people who clearly
love each other. I mean, Randy,

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you you're my best friend. And
Janine you look so and speakably hot.

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And I can say that because we've
all been drinking. Jim, You're

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right, Randy, you sound drunk. You sound so drunk. Jim's got

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you, He's got you nailed so
earlier. Vic here it is saying frenzy

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and he looks so hot. And
uh and and and your friends, Janine,

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I mean, did did you get
a special permit to have this many

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fine birds in here? All right? All right, I've I'd like to

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thank all of you for not stepping
on me. We've all been enjoyed dancing.

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Very important to know, and I
don't want to bring you down.

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I'm not in the thoughts. He
figure, I'm not like Randy's dad over

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there. He's looking so angry all
day. But I first first met Randy.

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I was outside of the bar.
I had just finished I was tracking

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a cobra, I just lost a
job. I was free lancing as outside

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a pub. And all of a
sudden, I'm like, it's a clear

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night, but it's raining on me. Who's a bloke things he can have

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a slash on Jeff the mongoose.
I'm ready to go to town. I'm

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ready to tear somebody's bullets off.
And there's here's this guy. Randy says,

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I'm sorry, puppy dog. They
call me, oh smell, I

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smell. I raped of your freshly
hewn yeurine. It's what beat all over

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me. Best mates from that moment
forward, I mean, all my mates

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ridiculous, do lahan. He's no
proper mate. You can't go to a

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pub with him, you can't take
him to a church, you can't cross

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bleeded moving water with him. I
mean, his special ability may not be

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the fact that his head comes off. It may not be that he can

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spray blistering poison with his eyes.
But my friend Randy. You can go

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to pub with him. He's a
good regular bloke, and I don't have

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many of those in my life.
I feel I'm surrounded myself finally with constructive

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people that are good for Jeff.
And what's good for Jeff is good for

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the gander. All right, birds, thank you for making about you,

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Jeff. Right, Well, it's
about you today, brother, it's about

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you today. And you Janine,
I'm getting you. Just look so hot?

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Am I? Right? Jimmy?
How hot's Janine? Who's starting to

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create? Jeff? All right?
Whatever that was? Okay, all right,

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settle down then, So it's to
the bride and groom. I believe

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it's time for someone else's ten.
All right, Jeff, thank you,

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Thank you, you're my best friends. We've been drinking. Now. That's

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if a mate of honor and you
get on it, you stay on ahead,

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all right, here you go,
love the best. He's such happy,

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even the mad kiss everywhere. Oh
that's right, June's right around the

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corner. Everybody, get that Alba
stories your mate of on. Yeah,

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prepare your speeches now, try to
drink less than you would if you're speaking.

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Simple rules for June weddings. People, Oh I'm Flora, I'm Dave

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Stecco. I love you to Part
two florry photos of Aliens to me,

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this time with more alien taxonomy.
Finally laid groundwork for what we're discussing though,

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yeah it is so we're not even
going to start out with a taxonomy

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though we know with that another delay. Uh. Now, where we left

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off last week was, um,
just some historical records, some biblical references,

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some Vedic references, um, and
just some groundwork for what it means

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to interact with an alien and things
of that nature. But let's talk about

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why haven't we? Yeah, we
have not run a foul askew ascancer all

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three of a single alien entitate two
our knowledge we know of. So why

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is that? Why? No definitive
proof. I'll tell you why in two

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long lugubrious answers. Number one,
we're jumping Have we jumped in too quick?

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We're okay? Right? No,
no, no, we're good.

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Yeah. So so yeah, we
we haven't seen aliens and there there's some

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good reasons. And let's let's start
with our buddy Littwood van Drake. We're

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fun to make up first names if
you don't know him. The Drake equation.

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Let's talk about this thing. The
Drake equation is a probabilistic argument used

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to estimate the number of active communicative
extraterrestrial civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy.

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It just limits itself to our galaxy. Sounds pretty good, right, yeah,

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Written by astrophysicist doctor Frank Drake in
nineteen sixty one, It's an interesting

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formulation to try and guess how many
communicative civilizations might be in our own galaxy,

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but half of it is unfortunately unknown
and therefore very difficult to estimate.

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Yeah, it's it's just one estimate
times an estimate, divide by an estimate.

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Yeah, it's yeah. I mean
I get what he's going for.

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But like everyone plugs in different numbers
and you you know, yeah, And

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that's as the beauty and the curse
of it. In nineteen sixty one,

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Drake and others his colleagues best guests
broke down as such, we start with

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one star formed per year on the
average over the life of the galaxy,

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and that's that's regarded as conservative,
right, So one star formed per year.

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In reality that that number may be
much more or much less, who

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knows. But if you take one
star per year, and then you multiply

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it by one fifth two one half
of all stars formed that have planets.

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Sorry, get it out for I
got sorry to jump into this so hot

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and heavy, but we gotta,
we gotta, we gotta do the math

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up front. See we're starting in
Go back and listen to the first episode

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so you get all the bricks in
the Mason masonry. I don't believe in

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the concept of someone just showing up
in the middle of a two parter,

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I think and even anyone who is
just stumbling upon our podcast would be like,

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Okay, I should back up the
truck a little, that's true.

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AnyWho, Aliens, we're on the
Drake equation, and we've already got one

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star formed per year as a as
a just a basic conservative number. Then

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we go to one fifth to one
half of star of stars formed will have

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planets. Yeah, so the number, the number lowers. Then you've got

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stars with planets will have between one
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So the number drops. One hundred
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all right? One percent? Is
that even? Why is that a one

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percent of nothing happens? One hundred
percent of the time, but it's in

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the equation for some reason. Well, I think, I mean the equation

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doesn't have the equation doesn't include those
numbers. Those are numbers other people plug

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into it. That's true. So
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hundred percent of which will develop intelligent
life. I don't know. Let's say,

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let's say they're plugging in the number
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five will have a planet capable of
developing life. That's one planet that will

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develop life, and that same planet
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won't. Why not? Why won't? Why won't it? Well, I

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mean you're saying, if you're estimating
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that has life won't necessarily develop intelligent
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we're saying there is one that does. There's one out of all the planets

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that have formed, out of all
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Oh okay, I thought you were
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right? No? No, no, yeah, yeah, it's it's

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let's we're just saying one one of
all that will. So ten to twenty

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percent of planets like that will have
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communicate. So the number drops even
more. Every time you go through this

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equation, the number gets smaller and
smaller and smaller. And by the end,

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maybe it'll take a thousand to maybe
one hundred thousand years that it takes

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this civilization, this life, this
intelligent life that can communicate, it'll take

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that long to communicate. Yep.
So then with these numbers, Drake concluded

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that there must be between one thousand
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Way that that fit this equation.
And that's taken very conservative numbers. The

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end that's plugging plugging in the bare
minimum basically. But it's impossible, unfortunately,

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to know the correct numbers to plug
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would say this, I'd say that
Drake equation is is more of a thought

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experiment. Yes, you know,
it's just an oh, you know,

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to give someone the rough outlines of
a of a sort of idea. This

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is what goes into creating, you
know, a scenario by which there's aliens

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and there. You know, we'll
we'll get into a little bit more in

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a second. But I mean,
even even for example, the formation of

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the stars, keep in mind that
you know you've got the star formation.

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But those can't be primary stars.
These have to be stars that are there

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that are formed out of the corpses
of dead stars, which themselves were formed

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from dead stars, which themselves were
formed from dead stars. Because in order

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for the planets that would form around
this star to have enough diversity of simple

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material, that means that that assumes
the violent destruction of several stars, maybe

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several thousands of stars before it.
Otherwise you don't get any of the the

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elemental particles, the atoms, the
different elements present to form hydrocarbons to form

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the precursors to life you need.
You literally, this has to grow out

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of a star's graveyard. So it's
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first star. That star, that
whole area has to be made for lack

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of a better firm, it has
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stars in that area. So that
that really pushes the starting line way further

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down the road than people, I
think initially think it would, because we

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don't have a lot of these elements
until stars, you know, explode,

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until they go supernova or you know, there's that's what all these things are

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made of. That's what our planets
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Where we are the result of ten
billion dead stars. And finally, there's

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enough different elements present in our little
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planet around a sun that happens to
be the right size. And where are

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the planets in the right place.
So there's while he sort of addresses it,

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he kind of skirts some of the
complexity there. Oh yeah, you

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know, And that's that's why I
say it's a better thought experiment. But

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but even saying okay, so as
star forms, well you're you're really skipping.

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There's like five more things that have
to be ahead of that in the

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Drake equation before you even get to
that point. So that's that's my two

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cents. Yeah, and that and
that's even in his estimate one star a

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year. You know, it was
conservative for that because space is big,

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yo yo. Space is big,
yo yo yo. Space is big.

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And and so I mean there's star
is coming and going all the time,

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and the formation of a star.
It's not like a star like oh yeah,

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starts a turkey popper doesn't just stick
out of the corona. You don't

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turn push a button, and a
star is there right, So so the

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number even one thousand to one hundred
thousand is pretty conservative in the big picture.

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That's a big number to us,
but it's non existing numbers. Oh

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yeah, that's the subtitle for tonight's
episode, Space is Big yl That's that's

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the Drake equation. But let's talk
about Fermi's paradox more to the point.

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Okay, so you've got the numbers
from from the Drake equation on. There

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are this many ten hundred thousand societies
screaming through the cosmos, and none of

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them are stopping here for gas.
Yeah, why not? The results of

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a rather flippant, offhand comment by
physicist Enrico Fermi. That's why physicists have

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to practice discipline at all times.
The slightest word can crush your mind.

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It's the apparent contradiction between high estimates
of the probability of the existence of extraterrestrial

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civilization and humanity's lack of contact with
or evidence for such civilizations. Fermi famously

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asked, where are they? Why
haven't we seen any traces of intelligent extraterrestrial

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life. Enrico Fermi and colleague Michael
H. Hart argued the following basic points

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of this equation. Number one,
the Sun is a typical star and relatively

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young. There are billions of stars
in the galaxy that are billions of years

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older than our Sun. Number two. With high probability, some of these

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stars will have Earth like planets,
assuming the Earth is typical, some of

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these planets may develop intelligent life.
Number three, Some of these civilizations may

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develop interstellar travel, a technology Earth
is investigating even now. And number four,

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Even at the slow pace of currently
envisioned interstellar travel, the galaxy can

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be completely colonized in a few tens
of millions of years. Basically, it's

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a conflict between an argument of scale
and probability and a lack of evidence.

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It's it's too big for their not
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Yep. And here's the here's the
thing, though, you have, I

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mean charitably, we have we have
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if you want to include you know, all telescopes. Ever three hundred years

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at least have we And we have
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a hundred I mean like radio telescopes
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had the technology for seven in fifty
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best we currently can, which is
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radio telescopes, we have a lot of

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different tools we have to use.
Now we have the hubble, you know,

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we have always that a new one
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there's a lot of uh for what
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nanosecond in the in the big scheme
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you know, so if and consider
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this in the cosmic time frame,
you know, somebody comes whizzing by one

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hundred thousand years ago. This is
just another planet like any other, got

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a bunch of stuff running around on
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there's there's a lot of reasons.
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well, but those arguments, the
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just because they haven't come to us, there's a lot of um arguments that

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that good, well reasoned arguments that
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just showed up doesn't mean we shouldn't
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gentleman by the name of Freeman Dyson. Freeman proposed that this concept of a

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society requiring more energy, and first
we harness what energy we can. Then

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we can harness all the energy from
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he you know, you hear of
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to be a sphere completely encapsulating a
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required at all, but just even
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that energy. Um, there is
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pursuits looking for extra trustic intelligence is
to look for star systems that are dimmer

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than they should be because of solar
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something on the on the on the
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harnessing some of that solar energy,
so a star is somewhat dimmer than and

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it should be. That's one of
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we can see those things, we
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interesting tools we're using to look for
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Which you know, there are so
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arguments within the Fermi paradox. Another
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these things are terrifying. I didn't
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was reading this. I read an
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of. They're these intensely high I
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it can still give us a real
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these these hypermassive energy bursts that I
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release so much energy in the form
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that they instantly irradiate anything in a
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years. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, way more than that, hundreds of

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thousands of light years, millions of
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just kills everything around it. Yeah. And and so you know, knock

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on wood, everyone on this planet
that there hasn't been one within the murder

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range of this planet. And it's
just it's just a quirk, statistical anomaly

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that there's something so far away and
here's the worst part. Could already have

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happened. It could be on its
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It's they're coming at you so close
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no warning. It just shows up
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oh my god, look at there's
there's a huge star explosion. Yeah,

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the last in that quadrant. And
then like a year later, right,

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but if if that, I don't
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start responsible for a radiating huge portions
of the galaxies boom. I mean,

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now, now no one gets to
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you get a scary space is scary. Now. We talked about this when

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when Flora, when you were talking
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Newman probes. We talked about that
with with Johnny Maltby. Um, that's

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how you do that. You create
a probe that knows how to create itself,

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and using a von Neuman probe,
you could completely colonize like in again

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ten twenty million years, not a
lot of time in the big scheme.

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So why haven't we seen something of
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anything like that moving through here?
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just one galaxy, yeah, out
of billions, right right, this is

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just just is just on our block
in a very very very big city.

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Oh mag it's I cannot comprehend it. Like I feel like I can begin

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to comprehend it, and yet I
can't, right, none of us can.

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I. You know what, I
find it very calming. It's what

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I think about when I can't sleep. It's a lot of people say that.

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I like it. But it's a

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fun vacillation between we should like how
can we haven't seen anybody yet to how

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on Earth would we? You know, Um, it's such a crazy thing

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and we might be like on the
first cusp, the first generation of planets

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of stars that have enough stardust around
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some kind of intelligent life. Yeah, and then you then you cross the

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the gamma ray barrier. Then you
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paradox. There are different barriers to
survival in In basic terms, each barrier

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will weed out planets or species that
that can't continue life. Yeah, that

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that life will not go on in
all the hypotheses, uh in in in

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all the thought that goes behind it. Either the human race has yet to

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cross the last barrier of of basic
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crossed it and we're super fucking lucky. Yeah, and we're on our way

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to you know, sailor moon of
of those universe. Yeah, we all

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turn into super beings. So as
we go out so where we don't we

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want to And in the next you
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to be like living on the moon. We're going to have people on Mars,

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maybe even some moons of Jupiter or
Saturn looking for evidence of life on

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other planets. And if we find
any evidence of organized life in a very

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weird way, bad news for us
because it means that there was organized life

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on this other planet and it hit
the filter. Yeah. We So as

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long as we don't find anything,
we have the possibility that we're past the

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filter. But if we find dead
civilizations somewhere else, we may not have

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passed the filter. Yeah, which
means it's it's a huge pop quiz.

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That's coming up, right, and
if we're not prepared for it, we're

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gonna get ft in the as.
Yeah, now here's a great hamped Oh

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no, robots whist back. Yah
um, they're waking me now. And

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there's also this thing where where life
could thrive on a planet for a very

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long time and never organize itself into
anything right, in particular lystrosaurs on planet

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Earth, the very clean bacteria killing
things. It's right, No, no,

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no, I'm sorry, that's lysol
source. That's what you get from

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using too much lysol on unprotected skin. Lysol source, more killings. So

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our planet for thirty million years had
lystrosaurs and that's it. Plants and one

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animal. I mean, I'm sure
there was a handful of other things dicking

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around somewhere, but for thirty million
years we were a one trick pony on

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this planet, and it took a
very long time for any sort of speciation

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to kick back in again. So
that I mean, I'm thinking about this

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when it comes to other planets,
every other timeline. I mean, think

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about the crazy, weird road that
took us to get here. Oh yeah,

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I mean, and so there's so
many weird barriers to a stable environment,

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and for all we know that we're
just this tiny little planet hidden in

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the back corner of the galactic cupboard
that no one's bothered to clean out.

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And for all we know, we're
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to develop sentient brains self awareness.
I don't know who knows. Like it's

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such a precise cocktail mixture that has
to happen randomly for some kind of quote

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unquote intelligent life to emerge, right, But the thing is, with these

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equations and the thought experiments and what
have you, there's so many venues for

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something like this to happen. That's
what people are saying. That's what these

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physicists are saying. There has to
be. Well, statistically, there's a

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good chance we're not alone. Right
now, the statistics turns out pretty close

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to one hundred percent. I know
what I said about one hundred percents before,

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but that's before I started really lovingly
and longingly looking over this lovely list

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of aliens lots of ails literation.
So yeah, So despite what was just

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now a very reasoned discussion about science
and cosmology and astronomy and biology and prehistory,

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I mean, we covered a lot
of ground. Now it's time to

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get into the real science of alien
taxonomy. The time has arrived. Dramatic

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guitar thunder sound, Frank and duck
sucolos sounds. It's such a thing,

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even possible. Yes, it is
a lot of sounds in a row.

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Well I broke it up by saying
suclos sound nice. All right, Well

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here we go. That's all right. We're gonna get into the types of

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mollifucking aliens that maybe out there akanashi
in the Solar system because they can.

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This is no, by no means
a comprehensive list of the alien species that

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may have visited, may are visiting, may will visit. Maybe living in

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your basement, maybe you right now
right with a with a hope this gets

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uncomfortable rates, But we're going to
go through quite a few interesting I do

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said love the interesting races of aliens, species of aliens, types of aliens.

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Where do where do you think this
comes from? Is this people's experiences?

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Therefore definitions? Is this? This
is a tough this is and I'm

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it's a tough question to answer without
I mean, it's a tough question to

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answer neutrally, Yeah, I guess
the way you described it is the best

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way. These are from from personal
experience, anecdotes, whatever this is.

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I mean, yeah, I'm pop
into a list. Yeah, from people's

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people's experiences, people's stories, lots
of channelers, a lot of these.

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A lot of this is filled in
by people who are channeling people, abductees,

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yep, abduction stories, um,
people's repressed memories previous. I mean,

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life regression therapy comes into playing this
in some cases. Witnesses too.

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Yeah. Something And honestly, I'm
just gonna go ahead and say a lot

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of internet fan fiction, sure,
a lot of you know, we're were

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we I don't know about you,
but some of the lists I think you

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do you know about me that I
found included a lot of things like Star

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Wars characters, Yeah, star Trek
characters, like things that are definitely fiction,

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right, totally real, hiding in
plain sight. You know, there

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are great and romulans, right or
I I found there was one I hope

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I find them again on here that
were described as I mean, they were

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describing vulcans and romulans. They're like, oh, they're they're dark skinned,

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tall, they live a long times, twenty ears, they have bowl cuts,

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or very you know, straight hair
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okay, okay, I know spok
when you're talking Spot, Yeah, don't

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talk Spot to me and think I'm
not gonna know your talk and spock r.

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The moral of the story is though, that there's Yeah, and like

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some of the lists that I saw
included as aliens, sasquatch, well yeah,

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yeah, actually I'm okay including that
above um romulan vulcan frangie. You

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know, I'm okay with that because
that is a viable theory for wookies for

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for the no, not that that's
that's where I draw the line. So

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so yes to sasquatch, no to
wookies. Yes, interesting choice, Flora,

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Thank you, David. Flora wants
to deny wookies the right to vote.

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How should we do this? I
mean, there's so many we're not

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gonna get them all, but we're
gonna we're gonna collect as many pokemon as

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we can. So we're gonna do
one from each letter. I like that.

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Yeah, and if there's like a
big, a big name, well

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we'll do more than one. But
and I hope there's some gaps because twenty

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six would still be a lot.
Man even A has a lot. God,

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Well, it's because everybody already wan
to start with A, so they

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seem cooler. But so let's start
with the Alpha Draconians like you do,

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Reptilian beings who are said to have
established colonies in Alpha Draconis. Like all

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reptilians, he's claimed to have originated
on our planet thousands of years ago.

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This is something that comes up a
lot. A lot of these aliens used

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to live here. A lot of
these aliens are humans. They're like star

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Lord. They started on Earth,
they grew up in the stars. Now

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they want to come back or don't. I don't know. How does that

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make them alien? Then that's my
question? Well I could. I'll give

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you this argument that star Lord,
aside from probably doing pretty well with the

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ladies culturally, couldn't be more separate. I don't care average I don't care

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about their culture. Oh wow,
it's it's where, Where's where you're born,

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It's where you come from. Okay, all right, I don't know.

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It's just me, but I feel
like you're edging into a racist tyrde

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and I kind of want to push
you into it. Yeah, I'll,

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I'll I'll go planetist, planetist planetists. And another thing comes up a lot

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Earth is not Earth to these people. It's Tara. Yeah. They are

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always planning an invasion. They want
to take Earth back, and they may

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or may not already have. Uh
this is again, it says reptilians already.

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Are they working with the reptilians in
the Hollow Earth? Yes? Are

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they related? Yes? Are the
same? Yeah. These are the descendants

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of the you know, the reptilians
descended from the dinosaurs, and these are

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the guys who went out to the
stars and were like, hey, while

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we were gone, all these the
damn shaved apes moved in took our jobs.

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Yeah, they they jure and so
boom, there you go. Earth

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is a solution to population, pollution, food, and other environmental problems for

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00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:54.119
them. That's that's Alpha. That's
that's that's the reptilians. Really, there's

405
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:58.000
all kinds of reptilians that are running
around. But well, how about this

406
00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:01.360
one. You want your letter b
Yeah, how about the Bootians. They

407
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:07.119
are also reptilians from the Booty system. We don't about bots, right because

408
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:12.280
from the Black Knight family, that's
right. Yeah, the Bowt system.

409
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:17.519
Uh, they're just like they they're
just like their draconis. They're they're all,

410
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:23.840
they're all best friends. Then you
got the Sedians or the Tao Sedians.

411
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:30.679
Yeah, this is a human race
um of of aliens that apparently they

412
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:36.880
appear Mediterranean or South American with with
tan skin. Oh yeah, these are

413
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:39.000
who we're talking about. These are
the Romulans and they yeah, they're They're

414
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:45.719
very similar to Caucasians, except for
like slightly pointed ears, a higher physical

415
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:50.800
density for their size. They got
broader noses, they're around five five.

416
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:58.559
What about the style, they've got
crew style haircuts or Roman. Yeah,

417
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:02.039
they're said to be an alliance with
the Pleiadians, who in turn, according

418
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:10.079
to contacts, have federated alliances with
the vegans, the uma mites and others,

419
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:16.199
or the vegans. If you're right, we'll get to those guys vegans

420
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:21.920
now. I only learned this phrase
recently because I saw a really great play

421
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:25.280
called Bad Fake Love in Chicago.
Is the phrase. It looks like the

422
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:30.480
people who are talking this are starting
try trying to marry sue themselves into these

423
00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:34.400
situations, like, oh, well, they made an alliance with the space

424
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:39.440
vegetarians, so I know, I'm
okay. They're making themselves a character in

425
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:44.159
their their own narrative exactly. Okay, it sounds like a cool play.

426
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:47.000
Bro, sounds like a cool play. It sounds like something that that would

427
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:50.400
have some cool impressions in it.
I don't know, probably had a really

428
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:54.039
cool guy named David Floor and it
did. We did we I don't feel

429
00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:58.239
like we talked it up on the
podcast. We didn't. And it's over.

430
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.280
Well, should I failed you?
Sorr Bro? I did an impression

431
00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:09.079
of Snape severa Snape has portrayed by
Alan Rickman and Voldemortal Trade by Rafe Fines.

432
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:16.159
It's my favorite part. Yeah,
anyway, Chicago Storefront Theater. Okay,

433
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:22.159
okay, now now we're onto Letter
D Draco borgs. Oh no,

434
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:28.880
yes, cybernetic forms controlled by reptilian
entities. I'm sorry. I shouldn't.

435
00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:30.960
I shouldn't. No snort, no, no, no, no, they've

436
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:37.800
got ye Draco borgs. They're infaltraders. You can tell them because they have

437
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:43.039
a slightly sulfurous smell. Wow,
they don't have fingerprints or years, and

438
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:47.639
they look a little faky, little
artificial who does that sniff? Like men

439
00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:52.800
in black? Oh? That's right, don't they have sort of some of

440
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:57.360
those some of those, but they
have years because they were They wear sunglasses

441
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:05.880
sometimes sometimes a weird smells mostly fakey
for sure. Did you know that D

442
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:13.559
and D and Fantasy actually is a
space alien origins or originated really well,

443
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:19.079
I don't know, but the dwarfs
aliens? Yeah, yeah, they're on

444
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:23.519
my list. Two. These are
diminutive humans who have allegedly been encountered in

445
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:30.840
or near caverns in various parts of
the world. Maybe they came from a

446
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.519
high gravity planet, a larger planet
that'll make you smaller, more dense,

447
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:39.360
more compact, stronger. They should
not be confused with the small elementals or

448
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:45.199
nature spirits, which some believe are
ethereal in nature, yet have the ability

449
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:50.400
to appear in solid or semisolid forms. At times, they average between three

450
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.840
and four feet in height, although
at times they've been seen as small as

451
00:38:53.920 --> 00:39:00.440
two feet. They allegedly live in
subterranean systems to a large extent as a

452
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:07.840
protective measure. Now, what are
they being protected against us or the sun?

453
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:13.679
Well, people who would pick them
up and shank them for fun,

454
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:19.199
I don't know, I throw them
against velcro walls. Probably probably protection.

455
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.719
Here's the other thing you run into
a lot, as a lot of these

456
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:27.119
people are subtipranean earth dwellers. Yeah, so probably against the other subterranean earth

457
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:30.519
dwellers. I mean, there's everything
down there and it has to be hollow.

458
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:37.559
Too many races otherwise there's no room. And I asked you this earlier,

459
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:45.039
OC like, if if someone came, if an alien race came from

460
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:49.679
a different colored star, say a
blue star or red star, would our

461
00:39:49.719 --> 00:39:53.320
Earth's yellow sun be detrimental to them? Would it? Would it affect them

462
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:58.880
somehow? Would it damage them?
You know, would their skin be can?

463
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:00.559
I don't no, I mean,
there's just no way to know.

464
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:06.679
I mean, I would. My
guess is this is probably not because uh,

465
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:12.280
well, I don't know. I
mean a red sun. Yeah,

466
00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:15.360
the wavelength is different, but I
don't. I don't know about the components

467
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:16.519
of the energy. I don't know. I mean, like our planet is

468
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:22.320
pretty well insulated from our sun,
you know, electromagnetically, um, we

469
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:25.480
don't. We don't have a lot
of you know, like not only our

470
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:32.000
atmosphere but also um our magnetic field
protects us from a lot of the solar

471
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:37.960
wind and damaging particles, and you
know, we our planet is pretty well

472
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.280
protected. So I don't. I
don't. I don't know. Yeah,

473
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.440
I don't know what the wavelength,
it wouldn't give them superpowers. I can

474
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:47.719
m guarantee that. I wonder what
a blue star would would do for him.

475
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.440
Well, that's a higher species than
their wavelength. It's a higher frequency.

476
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:55.159
I don't know, yeah, because
because red is lower, right than

477
00:40:55.360 --> 00:41:00.639
the Yeah, um, I don't
know what what. So anyways, let's

478
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:06.119
let's keep going down the alpha murder
so we can skip E and F and

479
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:09.840
so how about g big winners the
grays. Oh god, that's the one.

480
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:15.079
Everybody knows. Everybody says that.
That's why we they're preparing ourselves.

481
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:20.599
They're preparing Earth for their introduction by
making themselves kind of part of this like

482
00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:25.239
we yeah, we all When you
say space aliens or whatever, I want

483
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:30.400
to be where the humans are.
Everybody knows what a gray looks like in

484
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:32.559
one form or another, you know, give or take a few inches.

485
00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:37.119
They're they're tiny, little whispy things
with giant black almond eyes. But they're

486
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:43.280
fuge kids, huge heads, tiny
little slit for a mouth. And they

487
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:47.719
love abduction. Oh man, they
love abduction. They love to take you

488
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.679
up, take you up into their
ship. I'm gonna buy you a nice

489
00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:55.880
lobster dinner. Stick right up that
butt, right up there, going right

490
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.760
for that, sometimes bypassing the lobster. Yep, they straight for the butt.

491
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:07.239
They are the the the scientists of
the skies, and all of their

492
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:14.000
work is on the human butt capacity. Now there's a lot of discussion discussion

493
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:21.440
debate that these guys are the are
the brains of the old reptoids or reptilians.

494
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:27.519
But there's also the camp that says
the reptilians are the actual overlords and

495
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:31.079
the Grays are controlled by them.
Yeah, that they but they but they're

496
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:37.840
related that like the brutish reptilians are
like the overlords and the Grays are like

497
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.320
all the little sissy nerds are you
know, who's to say? I know

498
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:45.400
again, that's where you get into
like the larger and you know, like

499
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:49.920
as as you read more about these
even in these small descriptions of these different

500
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.719
races, there gets to be like
some soap opera and they're like, oh,

501
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:57.000
well, this race and this race
had an alliance until it broke apart.

502
00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:00.440
Now they've they've factionalized into this side, and you've you know, who's

503
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:05.000
on top grays or reptilians. We
know they're working together, but we don't

504
00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:07.440
know the power structure. You know, thinkle and iron horn in it together.

505
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:19.360
How why you're not um So?
Yeah, there's yeah, the grays.

506
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:23.440
I mean, everyone's very familiar with
them. Whitley Straber, Streaber is

507
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:28.480
very familiar with them. Gotta watch
that, Gotta watch that movie. They

508
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:34.239
also say that they maybe feed off
of human and animal vital fluids by rubbing

509
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:39.519
a liquid protein formula on their bodies, which is then absorbed through the skin.

510
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:47.679
Yeah, that's how they eat,
by getting protein rubbed into their skin.

511
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:51.840
They range from three and a half
to four and a half feet tall.

512
00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:54.119
A lot of self control on this
podcast right now. There's there's so

513
00:43:54.199 --> 00:44:00.199
much, so much self control.
There's no end to the stories of grays

514
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:06.119
and what they do to people and
how they control or manipulate people or slash

515
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.400
governments. They race memories, they
abduct you, they come through the wall

516
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:14.719
in the middle of the night.
They give your carbet worse gas mile edge,

517
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.280
They mess with a thermostat. That's
what's doing it. Ah It says.

518
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:23.360
Grays are reportedly extremely deceitful, and
although they do act on logic to

519
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:29.960
them, it's logical to use extreme, extremely complex forms of deception to bring

520
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:34.519
about their goals. Wow, what
a bunch of ass, that's right.

521
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:37.960
Do you know who else is in
the gs? Who gypsies on my list?

522
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:40.960
They put gypsies on the list?
Gpsies? Yeah? Not fair,

523
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:45.159
come on, guys, I know. Yeah, man, Well, let's

524
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:47.079
say about him. Well, you
know, the funny thing is the reason

525
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:53.199
why they have these guys on here
is our friend Carlos Ayenda from the Philadelphia

526
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:57.480
Experiment. Yeah. That's yeah,
yeah, they they're they're pulling him in.

527
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:01.559
Yeah, geez. And that he
was that he was like part of

528
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:06.639
their ancient gypsy knowledge of interstellar travel
and wow, going all the way back

529
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:10.519
to the Vedas, to the to
the Indic. Yeah, so that picks

530
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:14.880
kind of fun and weird. What
do we got for h oh Man?

531
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:20.119
Which one of these do you want
to talk about? How about the Hyadians.

532
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:25.320
Yeah, Higadians in the constellation Taurus, like the Pleiades in Vega,

533
00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:30.480
are said to have been the destination
of yet another group of refugees from the

534
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:37.000
ancient Learan wars. You know,
why why didn't I just say Hyadians sausage.

535
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:42.840
Sausage sausage, right, what the
yeah? So okay, yep,

536
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:47.239
moving on eyes. I'm sorry I
picked that one. Okay, uh,

537
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:52.280
I just just to get it out
there. Iguanoids. There are guana like

538
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:59.280
cominids four to five feet tall,
yep. And they are guess what they're

539
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:05.039
working with your old pals, the
reptiles and the grays man there. It's

540
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:08.840
it's it's the horse to back.
Yeah. So so they think, what

541
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:15.320
what do they do? They there's
a lot of uh they yeah, you

542
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:19.440
read at the same time, I
did go for it. They utilize black

543
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:25.360
witchcraft, sorcery, and other forms
of mine control against their enemies. They

544
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:31.760
appear to be a dimension hopping saucerer
or priest from among the reptoid species.

545
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:39.239
Love it. I you know what, sixty percent forty percent Sorry, I'm

546
00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:45.239
laughing while we while we give these
definitions. Sixty percent not sorry at all.

547
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:46.920
And you know what, and you
know, I'm gonna look into this

548
00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:50.840
like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to
remember a lot of these things because when

549
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.920
we go to the Milwaukee Paraicon,
I want to talk to people about that

550
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:57.000
and I want to get you know, and it's I have to approach it

551
00:46:57.039 --> 00:47:00.199
carefully. Sure, I want to
know, like our people who you know,

552
00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:02.960
talk about grays and stuff, are
they like, oh god, the

553
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:08.719
iguanoids. I know this one Apple
twenty years ago made a big stink about

554
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:12.800
iguanoids. Now they show up on
every fucking list. No one believes in

555
00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:15.039
them, you know, Like I
don't know, I don't know what the

556
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:17.679
lay of the land is. And
this is a pretty long, comprehensive list,

557
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:22.039
so you know, and it's not
possible for everyone to believe in all

558
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:25.920
of this. So I'm curious as
to know what are the credible ones,

559
00:47:25.960 --> 00:47:29.400
what are the not credible ones?
And for that we just have to go

560
00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:32.599
meet folks and ask them. Sure, talk to people like there are definite

561
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:39.000
superstars in this as keep coming up, the reptilians, the grays. What

562
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:44.199
about these these tertiary ass hats,
Like, right, how do they fit

563
00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:47.920
into things? Yeah, it's interesting, it's interesting. But apparently they're enough

564
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.239
to get on a list somewhere on
the old Angel Fires right exactly. And

565
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:58.119
it could be as simple as that
one piece of creepy pasta and boom iguanoids.

566
00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:00.400
So do we do a jay or
do we skip it. Oh skip

567
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:06.360
it not even worth it, all
right, l Well we skip JANKI Yeah,

568
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:09.800
just a little little silly. You're
welcome, little silly on our list.

569
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.199
There's only one of each, and
there shouldn't be. So what have

570
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:20.719
we got for l Lyrians? The
suppose these are the human inhabitants of Lira

571
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:24.400
who are supposed to be from Terra. They were driven out of the system

572
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:30.880
several thousand years ago, and they
made it to the Lyric constellation, and

573
00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:36.119
they might be of reptoid descent.
During the Lerian Wars, which are mentioned

574
00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:42.159
in several contact de accounts, max
mass exodus of humans reportedly left the system

575
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:46.400
and escape to the Pleiades, the
hyades, Oo, and two Vega,

576
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:51.400
which are all in Lira, and
this region, like our own system,

577
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:55.039
might still be a battleground between sorry
and grays and humans. So like there

578
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:59.519
really is. There's like a thousand
star war lords out there. Like we're

579
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:02.880
just some humans among many humans.
I gotta tell you. With these alien

580
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:13.159
species, it sounds like we're reading
a penny dreadful of star wars, right.

581
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:19.119
And here's the other weird things though. They they they organize themselves by

582
00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:24.559
constellations that are star systems that are
visible, like those constellations only make sense

583
00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:30.000
from Earth, And let's be honest, constellations don't really make sense. I

584
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:31.559
mean, I guess it's a great
point, you know, like I mean

585
00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:36.760
every everyone in their whole life,
you know, like the Big Dipper and

586
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:40.440
the Little Dipper are the only constellation
point that makes sense. But URSA Major

587
00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:44.079
and Ursa Minor they don't look like
they are as people. You can't just

588
00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:47.400
try any picture you want around,
dude, Big Dipper, Little Dipper,

589
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:57.679
Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, the
same fans all part of the same.

590
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:05.599
What have you become? Boom right
in your face? No, like how

591
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:12.639
the the Yeah, you can't blame
them for what we call them, I

592
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.840
guess, But are they going by
the same name that we call them.

593
00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:21.559
I think they are more out for
this discussion. It's like a it's like

594
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:24.559
a soap opera, but planet Earth
is always at the center and yet nothing's

595
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:29.559
happening here. Yeah, and Earth
is also Tara, and we get that,

596
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:31.119
so I guess they could get that
too. Yeah. It's like a

597
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:35.239
waspy dinner party where everyone's mad,
but no one wants to raise their voice

598
00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:38.840
because Nana will know something's up?
Is she still alive? Barely? What's

599
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:43.599
for ms? Oh man? You
know what? M M M is a

600
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.360
big winner. Where's a good one. Yeah, we've got a few ones,

601
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:52.199
starting with classic Martians. Oh Martians, Martians, Marcian Martians. First

602
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:57.599
of all, Um, the two
moons of Jupiter of Mars are asteroids that

603
00:50:57.639 --> 00:51:00.440
have been down. Yeah, what's
up? How you learned that? I

604
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:06.320
learned it. I learned it from
Sea Lab, surf, photop surf,

605
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.559
Phobos, beater of ass Knight of
Mars. It's great. So yeah,

606
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:15.920
they there are Martians. They got
these hollowed out asteroids. One of them

607
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:19.400
is controlled by the Grays. Uh. The other one is I don't know,

608
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:23.880
controlled by the Rosa Crucians. Maybe
the Georgia Guide soon Yeah. Um,

609
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:28.079
well they kept the population down so
they got a whole planet out out

610
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:31.199
of the um. Yeah, that's
that's pretty much. That's it for the

611
00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:37.000
Martians. They keep a low profile. Yeah. Yeah, they're possibly thousands

612
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:43.320
of years old. For the civilizations
on the old Martians m ibs are on

613
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:47.679
the list. The old good Old
Men in Black apparently also named horror Locks.

614
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.239
Never heard that before. I've never
heard that I'm almost positive as a

615
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.519
porn movie by that title though.
Horror locks. Um, but yeah,

616
00:51:54.559 --> 00:52:00.480
it's controlled by draconian influences. Yeah. Interesting, they only appear human,

617
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:04.360
which we got into little injurid,
coldish kind of thing there. Oh yeah,

618
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:07.159
so there you go, m ibs. What about the moon eyes?

619
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:10.440
What is the moon eyes? These
are people who are on the Moon,

620
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:16.559
who were seen by the by our
own astronauts, but we're not allowed to

621
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:21.199
talk about it. Huh seven to
eight feet tall. Yeah, they got

622
00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:30.679
wrap around eyes. Yeah, pale
blue skin sensitive flight may may be allied

623
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:32.920
to the Nordics, but if you
want to find one here on Earth,

624
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.320
check the deep cavern systems beneath the
ozarks. It's all right, Arkansas,

625
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:42.000
Yeah, home of the Moon and
Knight's home, Home of the Moon.

626
00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:46.960
As how about how about our perennial
favorite, our longtime best friend, the

627
00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:52.880
Mothman movement. Wow, this is
this is interesting. This is kind of

628
00:52:53.039 --> 00:53:00.159
earth a shot a mind blowing account
of what the mothmanark A ray of largely

629
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:08.800
subterranean pterodactyl lloyd like humids with bat
like wings. So if you're if you're

630
00:53:08.800 --> 00:53:14.320
playing along at home, terodactyloyd and
bat like. Yeah, but the wings

631
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.559
aren't terodactyloyd at all. They're more
they're definitely more bat like. We had

632
00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:22.400
to think about that a lot.
Sometimes. They described as possessing horns and

633
00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:31.760
consider very similar to the Old Devil
according to certain individuals, very intelligent,

634
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:38.920
extremely malignant. Oh well, they're
harbingers of bad fortune and ill repute.

635
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:45.480
What do you want, brother man. They've been referred to in connection with

636
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:55.840
birdman teroids and encountered near underground systems
near Montauk Point in Long Island by pleasant

637
00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:00.800
never heard of it, West Virginia
and Dulce, say, New Mexico,

638
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:07.199
episode two. That's right, that's
right, mothman. Yeah, how about

639
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:09.119
you know you you would think we'd
skip, Oh, but we're not gonna.

640
00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:14.079
How about this for sounds like it
came straight out of a sci fi

641
00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:21.000
movie. The Orange. This is
like a real big blanket term for a

642
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:25.199
couple of different I don't know,
antagonists in different FRENGI Yeah, pretty much.

643
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:30.280
They got red or orange hair.
They're stocky yellow. Um, they

644
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:38.199
might be augenically altered humans or human
human reptoid high comes back to the damn

645
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:43.320
reptoids. I know, they're they're
they're can everybody. There's a lot of

646
00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:47.400
talk about soul Matrice's matrix. Uh
so these are like big carrots to walk

647
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:52.360
around, right? Yeah? Wow, well Dave, how about your favorite?

648
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:57.760
My favorite? Oh? I thank
god we finally got to these sexy,

649
00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:04.760
sexy scientists blonde or in some cases
brunette Nordic type humans based in the

650
00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:12.599
Pleiadian Tighetta Tighetta and other systems,
which were allegedly colonized by refugees from their

651
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:19.079
former planetary abodes in the Lyric constellation, which I guess came also from Tara,

652
00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:25.159
right, which were invaded by reptiloid
entities from Alpha Draconis. The main

653
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:37.119
Pleadian planet of Era not Tera was
reportedly terra formed by the Lyrian refugees,

654
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:43.840
and they were apparently the first humanoid
society to develop hyperspace travel. Who who

655
00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:49.280
Yeah? And they also let's you
know, I forget what episode it was

656
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.760
on now, but they will also
come to you at night and teach you

657
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:59.320
physics while banging you sideways. They
will make sweet sweet love to you and

658
00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:04.400
buy that act whatever you didn't want
to know. Super advanced physics and science

659
00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:09.480
sexually yeah, whatever, whatever information
you want to glean from them, they

660
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:14.480
will do it via your genitalia.
Yes, they will, which brilliant,

661
00:56:14.639 --> 00:56:19.159
brilliant knowing them on. Yeah,
no college dropouts, Gladian system. What

662
00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:22.639
we got for ours? How about
the reticulans? Guess what they're reptoids?

663
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:32.599
Moving on, sasquatch. Yeah,
I don't like that they're on the list.

664
00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:36.800
That's you don't like it, but
it's it's been thrown out there as

665
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:40.199
a as a theory of as to
what a sasquatch or a bigfoot would be.

666
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.559
That you know, people say,
well, maybe they're interdimensional beings.

667
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:49.840
That's on the list for an explanation
for a sasquatch. Why not an alien?

668
00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:53.239
Yeah? What does it say about
them? A lot says they're cavern

669
00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:58.159
dwellers, which is kind of weird
to me. Everything on this list,

670
00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:00.559
if it's not a reptoid, is
a cab and drill. Everything lives underground.

671
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:05.880
They make lots of references to tons
of different underground bases. There's a

672
00:57:05.960 --> 00:57:12.880
DA reference dulcin. Yeah, tons
of those things that whoa whoa, whoa,

673
00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.800
whoa whoa. There have been hairy
hominoids which possessed either robot like or

674
00:57:16.840 --> 00:57:24.400
amphibian characteristics, suggesting biogenetic manipulation to
create biological machines or cyborgs. You wanted

675
00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:27.719
what this is? Wow? I
want to know where this coming. I

676
00:57:27.800 --> 00:57:30.119
can tell you right now where this
came from? Plan nine, from outer

677
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:36.320
space guerrilla suit, robot head,
that's where this is coming from. An

678
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:40.400
ed Wood reference. Yeah, that's
exactly what that is. Wow, son

679
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:47.440
of a bitch. All right?
Moving on the Syrians. Syrians? Syrians

680
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:52.400
from Syrius. Yeah, yeah,
at the epicenter of the Ashtar Command,

681
00:57:53.639 --> 00:58:00.280
which we have discussed before. Our
old buddy Ashtar or a start day on

682
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:07.079
your headbands with a silver dollar and
an amethyst crystal and I think a piece

683
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:15.719
of copper. Now you're ready to
dial Ashtar with your mind. That's the

684
00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:20.559
song you have to say. It's
like his ring tone. Yeah. The

685
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:25.760
Syrians they are, oh boy,
what They're part of the Ashtar or a

686
00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:32.199
start collective where humanoids of various types
sasquatch, reptides, grays, insectoids,

687
00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:38.679
a reptilian insectoid hybrids, yeah,
cybernic m ib enginies and collaborates and they're

688
00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:45.480
okay boob beings, yeah, beings
that are just boobs, right, the

689
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:54.559
Boobinites. They're they're endless war with
the Napoleons from the Areola sector. You've

690
00:58:54.599 --> 00:59:00.480
done it, yeah, you've You've
burned like the Holestoo down because some of

691
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:06.079
them, which is created. Yeah, this is like a story. This

692
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:07.880
is not this is a comic book. It's not even Yeah, it's it's

693
00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:12.199
a comic book. I mean,
there's there's the Empire, there's the Federation,

694
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:15.079
there's the Rift within the two,
the Unholy Six, you know,

695
00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:20.039
Ryan Empire. It's comic book.
Jesus. Oh, this is mentions Dia.

696
00:59:20.239 --> 00:59:22.039
Yeah, there it is. Yeah. These are the underground bases.

697
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:30.039
Yeah, there's also bases and under
Paradox Nevada and dug Way Utah. And

698
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:36.639
the war that's going on with these
these folks in serious, b serious.

699
00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:43.880
The star uh is gravitating towards the
soul system, which is ours our system.

700
00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:47.400
And uh yeah, prepare yourself.
Prepare your butts, hold onto your

701
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:52.480
butts. Samuel L. Jackson's yeah, all of them. Let's see what

702
00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:57.280
about the uh how about the Telosions. Yeah, let's go to the Tellosians.

703
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:01.519
These are tall, blond inhabitants of
a re estep wish network of subsurface

704
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:09.000
Antediluvian colonies located throughout the Western States. I take it the United States headquarters

705
01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:13.519
at Mount Shasta, Shasta, which
is also a place to get to what

706
01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:16.920
Agartha, wasn't it? Yep?
Yep, and you get into some Lemuria.

707
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:22.159
Oh. They were sometimes referred to
erroneously as Lamirians, as it is

708
01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:27.159
believed that the cavern cities which they
rediscovered and built upon were once part of

709
01:00:27.239 --> 01:00:34.480
the Antediluvian civilization called Lameria, which
is actually a hypothetical lost continent in the

710
01:00:34.599 --> 01:00:39.840
Indian Ocean, foreshadowing we we might
be covering that soon. Yeah, we're

711
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:45.519
getting our read on. Yeah,
but fun, fun to talk about either

712
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:50.320
way. They may have loose contact
with the Pliadians. Who doesn't have a

713
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:54.400
loose contact with the Pliadians. Yeah, And the name Tellos is a Greek

714
01:00:54.440 --> 01:01:00.360
word meaning uttermost or purpose. Yet
some of the inhabitants referred to ancient ties

715
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:07.639
with Neomyan tribes, and therefore many
of them may possess a grico Mayan ancestry.

716
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:12.039
Oh god, yes, let's just
take a couple of ancient civilizations and

717
01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:19.039
smashing dartboard. Dartboard, right,
televisions are part of a Melchizedek spiritual order

718
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:25.239
with connections to the Ashtar collective mind, and have dealings with extraterrestrials and Arcturius

719
01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:31.960
Arcturists, serious and saturn as well
as other dimensional beings. Oh man,

720
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:37.199
are you having fun on the doubt? Are you getting wet on this log

721
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:40.519
flume? That's the question? How
about us? There's a couple you used

722
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:45.800
to choose from which one you want, Dave, I want the altar ends,

723
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:52.400
the altar terrestrials. These are people
that that uh they people only encounter

724
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:57.440
them when they're entering or leaving an
alternate or parallel existence. Wow. Yeah,

725
01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:01.360
um, there's a little bit of
soap boxing here. I like.

726
01:02:01.519 --> 01:02:05.519
I love this. Though at the
bottom of this list, after we've heard

727
01:02:05.559 --> 01:02:08.159
all these stories, this guy whoever
was writing this, is like, it

728
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:14.800
is very unlikely that more than one
physical reality like ours exists, Yet there

729
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:19.559
is a theoretical possibility that another coexistent
world might exist on the opposite end of

730
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:23.159
polarity of the actual electromagnetic barrier.
I love it. He was like,

731
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:28.079
guys, this couldn't happen, but
I guess. But if it did happen,

732
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:30.639
yeah, I'll make it up these
dudes. So, yeah, these

733
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:36.119
are like alternate humans. These are
these are the evil flora that doesn't have

734
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:42.360
a gautique bizarro flora. Yeah,
or good flora. I'm sorry, I'm

735
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:46.400
I'm more and more convinced we're in
the evil world. Alternate timeline. Yeah,

736
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:52.599
we're the bad ones. We're living
that's going on these worst possible times,

737
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:55.880
the worst timeline. Yeah, sorry, so be it. So.

738
01:02:57.039 --> 01:03:00.280
Yeah, they're they're doing a bunch
of shit. They're I mean, yeah,

739
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:02.840
they're old Terrans. Yeah, I
don't know, they're doing a bunch

740
01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:06.840
of they are. They're up to
they're up to no good, some good,

741
01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:09.440
all good. You tell me if
you're an old Terran, give us

742
01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:12.920
a call, show us an email. We'll make sure we read it right

743
01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:19.000
away. And that brings us to
the vegans. Yeah, I'm sorry,

744
01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:23.400
I mean vegans. They're relatively peaceful
and gentle humans descended from refugees of the

745
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:29.400
Lyon Wars. Who's worked closely with
other refugee colonists now living in the playdes

746
01:03:29.639 --> 01:03:34.960
Wolf four two four into Elsewhere.
Wolf four two four is not exactly Star

747
01:03:35.039 --> 01:03:37.559
Trek, but come on, Wolf, I know it's Star trek. I

748
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:42.159
looked it up. I've got it
right here. It's it's in the constellation

749
01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:47.400
Virgo. But yeah, it is
where where the Enterprise meets with its past

750
01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:54.039
self and they defend Klingon's boy.
Howdy. So there you go to V

751
01:03:54.920 --> 01:04:00.840
four. Yeah, so there you
go. Now there are no lesson twice

752
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:04.559
as many of these easily, which
I will link to in the show notes,

753
01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:12.079
are three. No wrong. Um, one of these we mentioned insectoids.

754
01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:15.679
We didn't even get to something that
was an insectoid. Yeah, well

755
01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:23.239
that's a dude, what the that's
a that's off cannon, that's expanded universe?

756
01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:26.840
Uh? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But boy,

757
01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:30.119
it's out there. It's all out
there. It's it's all out there.

758
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:31.880
And you know what, if you
take away anything from this episode,

759
01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:38.440
it's all out there. Man.
So are they? Are they in disguise

760
01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:41.280
among us? Some people think,
so, what do you think, Dave?

761
01:04:41.880 --> 01:04:45.679
Nope, I don't. You don't
think any aliens are among us right

762
01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:48.920
now? Do you think any are
observing us? That's possible. I don't

763
01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:55.000
think they're among us. I um, but maybe yeah, maybe maybe?

764
01:04:55.679 --> 01:05:00.559
Do you think any have already been
here? And left possibly. Man.

765
01:05:00.760 --> 01:05:02.239
Yeah, I mean that's the thing, like I don't have like a real

766
01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:08.159
hard like whatever the statistics say.
That's kind of the way I lean like,

767
01:05:08.519 --> 01:05:11.760
it's possible. I don't rule it
out. It's possible to Halt could

768
01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:14.480
deal with it if we needed it. To him, Ben, it's because

769
01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:16.679
he's like, he's like a really
good he's a hero. He's yeah,

770
01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:21.960
he's saved new yards. Such superpowers, such superpowers. At this point,

771
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:29.760
we're just reduced to yeah, so
so let's just save ourselves the embarrassment and

772
01:05:29.840 --> 01:05:39.599
get straight to motherfucka. What that's
alien taxonomy in a reptoid slash, gray

773
01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:57.800
slash, Nordic blonde, nutshell fucking
puns. Okay, nutshelled puns. Oh

774
01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:01.559
Flora, Now I drew first blood
last time. You're right. Let's see

775
01:06:01.599 --> 01:06:08.280
what I got here. I've got
a race of extra terrestrials. Nice.

776
01:06:08.360 --> 01:06:13.840
I might have a few myself maybe. But these guys are thugs. They're

777
01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.599
criminals, but they're they're just the
worst kind because you know, they go

778
01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:28.519
before they Intergalactics judicial committee and their
cases are heard, but they never admit

779
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:33.280
to any wrongdoing, and they try
to get their sentence reduced by sexual favors.

780
01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:38.480
Oh gross. So so they never
admit to anything. They try to

781
01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:45.159
use sexual favors, but usually the
jury is not that lenient on them.

782
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:50.000
Usually it's pretty harsh. But that
doesn't stop the uh not guilty plea adiens.

783
01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:56.559
Oh nice. Well, you know, for a long time people were

784
01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:04.159
disinclined to believe that there were reptilians
among us, controlling us, working in

785
01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:09.800
league with reptilians from virtually every other
star system in the world, in the

786
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:15.440
universe, and until one man was
able to mathematically lay it out for everyone

787
01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:19.920
who well, his name was Drake, and he was able to finally make

788
01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:29.199
the effective snake persuasion because of the
reptilians and Drake snake persuasion. Yeah,

789
01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:34.920
well, I've got a mathematical formula
to to counter yours. Oh good,

790
01:07:35.360 --> 01:07:41.559
Maybe maybe to supplement I don't know, but it's it's something that says,

791
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:46.440
if there's so many ways to die
in the in the universe, why haven't

792
01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:50.119
Why haven't all of us died yet? Right? Why are we even breathing?

793
01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:58.440
Could be everything from like a million
paper cuts to to just being stung

794
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:04.760
by by whys to death or maybe
like spiders crawling all over us and biting

795
01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:10.039
us to death. Or maybe there's
snakes that just you know, wrap around

796
01:08:10.119 --> 01:08:15.119
us and swallow us. And why
haven't we all died from this yet?

797
01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:24.960
It's the squirmy paradox. Nice.
You don't want to think about you before.

798
01:08:25.000 --> 01:08:28.520
I don't know if this happens in
your household, but it doesn't mind.

799
01:08:28.600 --> 01:08:33.560
You know where it's a big apartment. There's no then it doesn't happen

800
01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:38.840
to my house. It's a big
apartment. There's there's clothes everywhere. There's

801
01:08:38.920 --> 01:08:43.720
just it's just all over the place. And theoretically you could just take them

802
01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:45.840
all and just wash them, just
do all that loundery, and it should,

803
01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:49.520
it should work out. But there's
just something that just stops you.

804
01:08:49.720 --> 01:09:01.439
It's what isn't it's a Germany para
socks, Yeah, socks, Jeremy parasocks.

805
01:09:02.119 --> 01:09:08.239
Such gross socks, such gross,
such puns, such puns. And

806
01:09:08.439 --> 01:09:15.079
now it's time for one more race. Oh that's right, that permeates every

807
01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:21.159
corner of the universe, and that
would be the contentious race known as the

808
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:36.199
listener man. All right, kicking
off listener mail. It isn't todd one,

809
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:43.159
It isn't Todd two. Your isn't
Todd three or four or five.

810
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:48.560
No way. Get ready for the
full body blasting experience of Todd X.

811
01:09:53.680 --> 01:10:00.319
You'll hate him, but you love
him. We're the dumbasses. During the

812
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:06.520
Fountain of Youth, we somehow started
mumbling about the subject of refrigerators. The

813
01:10:06.600 --> 01:10:11.119
clay pot, fridge or zeer came
to mind. Yeah, you said,

814
01:10:11.399 --> 01:10:15.640
no way, dude, was there
any kind of refrigeration system used? Yeah,

815
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:17.720
we'll wire, so be it.
I guess I'm an idiot. Why

816
01:10:17.960 --> 01:10:21.560
I don't know. Oh so it
got me thinking about Stecco's time and Antarctica.

817
01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:25.319
I am certain that Blurry Photos will
be bringing a show dedicated to the

818
01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:30.319
polar conspiracies. The other day,
I listened to this flat earther which still

819
01:10:30.359 --> 01:10:33.439
exists, named Eric Dubai and normally
listening to people that are just wrong as

820
01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:38.399
fun as the diversion into reasoning is
fascinating. Well, this guy just put

821
01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:40.920
me in a foul mood. It
was not that he was It's not that

822
01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:44.000
he was just playing wrong. He
was a jerk. I want to track

823
01:10:44.039 --> 01:10:46.880
this guy down, so as it
possible, Blurry Photos could have a segment

824
01:10:46.960 --> 01:10:51.880
where you bring his subject into sharp
focus. Wow, I know that this

825
01:10:53.079 --> 01:10:56.880
is something when you examine I know
that this is something when you examine the

826
01:10:56.960 --> 01:11:00.520
veracity of the subjects you cover.
Just have to listen to Eric Bay and

827
01:11:00.680 --> 01:11:03.800
we'll understand. Also, how about
the Titanic conspiracy. According to theory,

828
01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:06.800
it was not the Titanic that sank, but one of the sister ships,

829
01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:12.119
the Olympic. And it seems there
was some insurance fraud. Never heard.

830
01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:16.159
You know. My thing is if
there's money involved, there's a good chance

831
01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:23.520
it happened. Now, listen,
Todd. I don't know if you're baiting

832
01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:28.479
me, but if you want me
to do an episode about Titanic, I'll

833
01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:33.880
do it. I'll do a Titanic
episode and I'll save it. I'm bringing

834
01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:36.960
it up from the from the depths. Well, it sounds like from that

835
01:11:38.119 --> 01:11:41.720
you don't have to because also,
oh, tragedy of tragedies. Todd will

836
01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.319
be out of town. He's he's
a Milwaukee I will not be in town.

837
01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:49.199
That's okay, that's okay. We
make Milwaukee our our second home.

838
01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:54.600
Somehow she'll be up there again.
I bet we will. Yeah, thank

839
01:11:54.640 --> 01:12:00.479
you, Todd, Thanks Todd.
This Dave. We heard from Ron the

840
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:03.439
one who helps. Oh good,
wait, wait, wait, she says,

841
01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:08.640
go ahead and sing it. Stecco
is right. I do get it

842
01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:12.680
all the time, but you have
my permission. I'll give you a moment

843
01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:18.000
from I gotta be honest. Getting
permission takes all the fun out of him.

844
01:12:19.039 --> 01:12:20.960
That's part of the fun, is
you just like, I'm just gonna

845
01:12:20.960 --> 01:12:28.359
start doing this right now, eating
around me and I'm done. That's all.

846
01:12:28.560 --> 01:12:30.960
Come on, give her if she
give you permission, give her the

847
01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:34.640
full effect. I'll help, okay, and yeah, you'll you'll well,

848
01:12:34.720 --> 01:12:42.439
well, who's help? Who's singing
with me? David Flora or Kentucky Bourbon's

849
01:12:42.479 --> 01:12:45.760
Finest And why does it matter?
It's a duo. We rolled to the

850
01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:51.840
party as a team. Hip me
Mandy, getting around of my heart?

851
01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:59.000
That guy always sounds what high is
getting around of my heart? It sounds

852
01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:11.960
high at that point. It sounds
like the Boutineese pansport Randa, Hey,

853
01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:15.279
Randa, thanks for right man.
Sorry, Well, next time, Stecca

854
01:13:15.319 --> 01:13:19.800
will sing. I've been on,
she says, I've been working my way

855
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:27.359
through the archives so far this is
still my favorite podcast. Yeah, She's

856
01:13:27.439 --> 01:13:30.359
been to the Fountain of Youth in
Saint Augustine and have drunk the water.

857
01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:32.920
She's still alive, so it must
be like all good things for you.

858
01:13:33.119 --> 01:13:38.439
It tastes awful great. The story
they tell there at the Archaeological park is

859
01:13:38.479 --> 01:13:43.560
that ponste Leone became friends with the
Timoquon Indians that lived in the area,

860
01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:47.319
and after noticing they seem to be
a long lived people, he determined it

861
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:50.960
must have been the water coming from
the nearby spring. He took barrels and

862
01:13:51.079 --> 01:13:56.479
barrels of the water with him to
Spain to drink every day, and reportedly

863
01:13:57.279 --> 01:14:01.039
lived almost ten years, longer than
the average lifespan of a Spanish mill at

864
01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:05.720
the time, but before he was
killed by poisoned arrow. Yeah, she

865
01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:11.319
says her fifteen year old son wants
to know if we ever do Q and

866
01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:16.680
M sessions as in question and answer. Yeah, it's as you got an

867
01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:23.600
answer question when it gets masked.
You asked me a question on Manna ask

868
01:14:23.640 --> 01:14:26.720
me a question, I'm gonna answer
you. I'm gonna answer you. So

869
01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:31.520
marred. She loves candy chat they're
nice ladies, and she wants a Titanic

870
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:35.640
shirt. Well, there it is. It's got two exch time where we

871
01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:39.760
hit to Florida. Give her a
shout. We shot. Yes, indeed,

872
01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:45.119
thank you, Ronda. Now get
out of our hearts. Actually,

873
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:47.159
I think Ronda was supposed to help
him to get someone else out of his

874
01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:50.560
heart. Well, Ronda is there
now, so that's where my blood lives.

875
01:14:51.920 --> 01:15:00.640
What do you got? I've got
foo? Yeah, how it happens?

876
01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:04.239
Never associated? Oh boy, here
we go. Hello, Hello,

877
01:15:04.479 --> 01:15:10.399
Hello, l dearest Steco, do
not blame yourself for your drunkenness. Carl

878
01:15:10.479 --> 01:15:14.319
Young was not supposed to be the
subject because he is most He's the most

879
01:15:14.399 --> 01:15:17.760
boring thing in the entire paranormal pantheon. Um. Oh, look, I

880
01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:23.800
acknowledge the science that UFOs are real. Lee a phenomenon of mass delusion.

881
01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:27.840
Oh you know that's something that we
missed, you know, yea, the

882
01:15:27.880 --> 01:15:31.760
whole the only thing we missed.
Okay, it's a big subject, guys.

883
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:35.399
It's a rainforest. Also calls him
an ass hat. He says,

884
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:40.760
make the T shirt another vote for
Okay, he's a weed. Yeah,

885
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:45.239
so be it. Drink bang holes
in your basement. Save the Titanic Glory

886
01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:49.840
photos dot Org. I'll send you
a design so you don't have you don't

887
01:15:49.880 --> 01:16:01.439
have to use it. Oh,
glorious, thank your Caulu Hunger Dave heard

888
01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:10.520
back from high heeled, Oh,
high heeled, hot yack. It's our

889
01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:15.319
favorite part is that yack. She
loves a new website. Oh last,

890
01:16:15.359 --> 01:16:18.960
thank you, blow, thank you, thank you. Started to be a

891
01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:25.479
typical wet. It's Inuit. Have
you thought of doing a show about Sentim

892
01:16:27.159 --> 01:16:30.640
has a large growing cult? Is
that like the from like the Breaking Bad?

893
01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:33.680
Was that what the guys are that's
worth looking into? Um? I

894
01:16:33.800 --> 01:16:36.920
don't know. Well, it's a
it's a drug cartail cult kind of thing.

895
01:16:38.199 --> 01:16:40.840
Like there was the two hitmen and
they had to like crawl all the

896
01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:44.000
way up to the thing and that's
where it was like a it was an

897
01:16:44.079 --> 01:16:46.640
altar to death and they got that's
where they got the information on the hit.

898
01:16:46.880 --> 01:16:49.479
No, maybe, yeah, yeah, I think that's what I think

899
01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:53.159
that's what that was. That's that'd
be cool. I didn't know that was

900
01:16:53.279 --> 01:16:57.119
for real. I I briefly,
Uh did a did a glance at it?

901
01:16:57.159 --> 01:17:00.359
Did you? Did you did a
dime up state and learned from some

902
01:17:00.479 --> 01:17:05.960
other guys that were big into the
South American drug game. Yes, yes

903
01:17:06.439 --> 01:17:15.880
that's my life. I am a
convict. Yes, yes, that's what

904
01:17:16.039 --> 01:17:19.640
happened. How do you know?
Why are you saying it's so casually?

905
01:17:20.279 --> 01:17:25.239
It was ten years of my life
and that might be a good combo for

906
01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:34.079
laya Roda roda for the suggestion,
I'm gonna stop read it up? Oh

907
01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:36.920
my list, male, I always
watch your stuff, but I can't because

908
01:17:36.920 --> 01:17:44.239
it's me because of Hill. Yeah. Whoa la la la la na.

909
01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:50.520
Hi. That was fun. See, you can't tell someone to sing,

910
01:17:50.800 --> 01:17:54.880
You just have to let them find
the song themselves. You're rowing, you're

911
01:17:55.039 --> 01:18:00.439
right. Oh gosh, oh boy, oh borg, Oh my good,

912
01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:09.960
golly, gosh, we got an
email from that's right. Oh wow,

913
01:18:10.119 --> 01:18:15.720
wow, the lovely lady a lou
Oil too far, dude, you go

914
01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:18.920
too far? No, I do
you too far? Hey? A lot

915
01:18:18.960 --> 01:18:24.399
of rights? Hey fellas? Hi, Hello, So I reased that I

916
01:18:24.760 --> 01:18:27.840
realized that I'm racking up a large
number of promises from the two of you.

917
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:30.600
Oh no, my correct. I
was just promised a free ticket to

918
01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:34.800
the live show, Yes you are
correct. Months ago, I was promised

919
01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:40.199
a palm reading session from Flora.
Yes you are correct, yep, cash

920
01:18:40.239 --> 01:18:44.039
that in. And Stecco promised I
could sleep on someone's couch. Will I

921
01:18:44.119 --> 01:18:47.960
don't remember that one I can listen. I don't know someone's couch. I

922
01:18:48.079 --> 01:18:51.439
promise you can sleep on someone's couch. Oh my gosh, I promise you

923
01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:55.680
can sleep on Flora's couch. You
promise a lot of things. Yeah I

924
01:18:55.800 --> 01:19:00.399
did. I also promised to say
the Titanic. You should well. Two

925
01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:08.119
out of three ain't bad. Let's
seem pomp. Not sure if he meant

926
01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:10.439
his or if he was signing floor
up. I was signing floor up.

927
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:14.239
Yet there it is, uh like
I do. You guys are digging yourselves

928
01:19:14.239 --> 01:19:18.560
into a real hole. Also,
you should pick a dight for the live

929
01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:23.199
show. Yep, we're working on
that. You'll have June July summer reading

930
01:19:23.239 --> 01:19:26.199
program. She's ready for it.
Perfect. That's gonna work out well for

931
01:19:26.279 --> 01:19:29.399
everyone. So she went her house
in Florida for her vacation and got burnt

932
01:19:29.479 --> 01:19:32.600
riding jet skis sweet. Got some
stomach flu not fun. To make myself

933
01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:35.239
feel better, I listened to the
old episodes. So thanks for making the

934
01:19:35.319 --> 01:19:39.880
vomiting more fun? Yeah, that
should be our subtext, blurry photos,

935
01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:44.399
vomitings more fun. We make the
vomiting more fun, she says Flora.

936
01:19:44.439 --> 01:19:46.800
I'm glad that you that she didn't
make you too angry with her UK comments,

937
01:19:46.920 --> 01:19:53.880
Um, you weren't here and that
was heavily edited. Uh sorry,

938
01:19:53.920 --> 01:19:56.159
you a team lost, and then
we're a bunch of babies about it.

939
01:19:56.399 --> 01:19:58.880
They were. I wasn't. I
wasn't happy with how they handled it.

940
01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:01.880
But you know, yeah, well
either were they. She swears that's her

941
01:20:01.960 --> 01:20:05.680
last negative commentent about UK until next
season. Yeah you don't have plenty next

942
01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:12.600
Yeah, Carl Young episode was a
doozy truth and I was a boozy floozy.

943
01:20:12.960 --> 01:20:15.039
Wow. Yeah, I feel like
Stecco should be in the penalty box

944
01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:17.760
just on principle. There you go, won't. I won't disagree with that.

945
01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:23.039
She's taken the Myers Briggs test before
and it has the same personality type

946
01:20:23.119 --> 01:20:26.640
as me. There you go,
yours truly, Dave Stecco, It is

947
01:20:26.920 --> 01:20:30.279
Uh, it's always a toss up
when I meet people with my personality and

948
01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:32.760
whether or not we get along.
Sometimes it's like seeing an actual seeing your

949
01:20:32.760 --> 01:20:35.760
actual self as opposed to how you
like to view yourself. So Stecco,

950
01:20:35.840 --> 01:20:40.479
we either love each other or hate
each other. I'm living, I'm leaning

951
01:20:40.520 --> 01:20:45.079
towards love. Yeah, you can't
have my sofa, but I know for

952
01:20:45.159 --> 01:20:48.760
a fact that I will like Flora. I'm the wild card, interesting husky

953
01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:56.760
love and motherfucker husky. Oh,
I forget that the wild Cards. You

954
01:20:57.239 --> 01:21:01.560
and Lana are in league Briggs for
the wind I swear to god it's the

955
01:21:01.720 --> 01:21:05.680
UK Huskies. It's not. Yeah, that sucks because husky loving was a

956
01:21:05.760 --> 01:21:13.720
really good really Lana's laughing her pants
off. Yeah, wildcat kissing all right?

957
01:21:14.479 --> 01:21:17.319
Face man? How did he know? I know? How about some

958
01:21:17.439 --> 01:21:20.960
puns? Reason decided to start a
new business. It's similar to a SPA

959
01:21:21.079 --> 01:21:25.239
experience. It is a place where
people to come and explore their deepest natures.

960
01:21:25.279 --> 01:21:28.359
It starts off with a one on
one psychoanalysis, moves into group therapy,

961
01:21:28.399 --> 01:21:30.840
and then ends in group sex.
Is a place of read up revitalization

962
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:34.840
where people can let loose and really
explore themselves. It's called young and free.

963
01:21:35.720 --> 01:21:40.239
Wow. We also tire partake of
restaurant of Waters that we can be

964
01:21:40.359 --> 01:21:48.319
forever young wow. Oh yeah compounded
there is a discount on fixmus Sorry about

965
01:21:48.319 --> 01:21:51.520
all this. Then it's National Beer
Day and I drank with my cat and

966
01:21:51.600 --> 01:21:55.000
she's a real bitch and got me
drunk, but I donated, so that

967
01:21:55.000 --> 01:21:58.199
should make up for it. Yeah, you're the best. Yeah, we're

968
01:21:58.239 --> 01:22:00.840
like the Catholic Church, like in
the Middle Ages. You can buy your

969
01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:04.760
way out of anything. It's great. The Blurry Photos Vatican is happy to

970
01:22:04.880 --> 01:22:10.119
accept that also. Uh, she
says Florida, you took your ship about

971
01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:14.600
UK like a damn champ. Once
again, No, he didn't heavily edited

972
01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:19.920
it heavily. No, heavily edited. Okay, Davis look better now heavily

973
01:22:20.199 --> 01:22:25.319
did look better than me powerfully edited. A right, thanks to Thank you,

974
01:22:25.439 --> 01:22:32.319
Lana, Thanks Lana the best,
the lovely Lady oil whoa quick shout

975
01:22:32.359 --> 01:22:36.039
out to John for sending us a
show suggested nice. Thanks John. I

976
01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:41.239
think we're going to look into that. That's awesome and you're welcome for brute

977
01:22:41.239 --> 01:22:45.920
for us bringing the weirdness. Ladies
and gentlemen. All you have to do

978
01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:48.560
is go to Facebook and like us, because that makes us seem important,

979
01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:53.880
as does Itune reviews of the five
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980
01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:57.920
YouTube is out there that we can
be subscribed to as as a Twitter

981
01:22:58.000 --> 01:23:00.960
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can also go to audible trial dot com

982
01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:05.399
slash Blurry Photos and get a free
frigging audio book. Do it. Gosh,

983
01:23:05.840 --> 01:23:09.760
so many great titles out there to
choose from. You should just do

984
01:23:09.880 --> 01:23:13.720
it. Also, if you're feeling
froggy La Lana, go ahead and donate

985
01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:15.359
to us. Yeah, if you
need us to forgive you, if you've

986
01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:19.159
done something you don't even tell us
what you did, just write forgive me.

987
01:23:19.399 --> 01:23:26.640
I'd survey some money. We'll do
it. We can't be bought anyways.

988
01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:31.359
For this episode of Blurry Photos,
I have been David Floradian and I'm

989
01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:41.880
Dave the alpha draconian Stecco sexually