Alright, everybody, alright, alright, alright, let's thank thank you everybody.
It's just such a magical day. I can't thank you enough everybody for
being here, and me and Janine were just so so excited to be to
be married today and have everyone here to share in such a such a wonderful
event in our lives. It's I mean, this is the biggest thing we've
ever gotta do. It's a great Now, listen, I gotta I gotta
pass the mic over here too, so drunk, alright, alright, just
let's settle down. Jimmy. Let's all right, they want a card,
right, everybody. If you don't know Jimmy, you should get to know
and make a point to make a point to get to know him. But
seriously, on a serious note, you guys, but seriously, we I
gotta I gotta pass it over to my to my main man, who's not
a man. He's made a major impact on my life. But you know
what, good things come in small packages. I mean, he's he's a
little stick of dynamite with a tail. That's that's that's the thing that I
keep saying to Janine, and I love you, baby, But like,
yeah, I've got to pass it over here to my best friend, my
best man, Jeff. Just if you could give me a quick good hand
up. Okay, hey guys, here we go. Oh right there,
here's the mike. Thank you, two hands, that's heavy. Keep it
Keep it clean, buddy, keep it clean. Oh, ladies and gentlemen.
Once again the bride and group right, too right, too right.
They love thing best. Thank you everyone for coming here today to witness this
amazing ceremony between two people who clearly love each other. I mean, Randy,
you you're my best friend. And Janine you look so and speakably hot.
And I can say that because we've all been drinking. Jim, You're
right, Randy, you sound drunk. You sound so drunk. Jim's got
you, He's got you nailed so earlier. Vic here it is saying frenzy
and he looks so hot. And uh and and and your friends, Janine,
I mean, did did you get a special permit to have this many
fine birds in here? All right? All right, I've I'd like to
thank all of you for not stepping on me. We've all been enjoyed dancing.
Very important to know, and I don't want to bring you down.
I'm not in the thoughts. He figure, I'm not like Randy's dad over
there. He's looking so angry all day. But I first first met Randy.
I was outside of the bar. I had just finished I was tracking
a cobra, I just lost a job. I was free lancing as outside
a pub. And all of a sudden, I'm like, it's a clear
night, but it's raining on me. Who's a bloke things he can have
a slash on Jeff the mongoose. I'm ready to go to town. I'm
ready to tear somebody's bullets off. And there's here's this guy. Randy says,
I'm sorry, puppy dog. They call me, oh smell, I
smell. I raped of your freshly hewn yeurine. It's what beat all over
me. Best mates from that moment forward, I mean, all my mates
ridiculous, do lahan. He's no proper mate. You can't go to a
pub with him, you can't take him to a church, you can't cross
bleeded moving water with him. I mean, his special ability may not be
the fact that his head comes off. It may not be that he can
spray blistering poison with his eyes. But my friend Randy. You can go
to pub with him. He's a good regular bloke, and I don't have
many of those in my life. I feel I'm surrounded myself finally with constructive
people that are good for Jeff. And what's good for Jeff is good for
the gander. All right, birds, thank you for making about you,
Jeff. Right, Well, it's about you today, brother, it's about
you today. And you Janine, I'm getting you. Just look so hot?
Am I? Right? Jimmy? How hot's Janine? Who's starting to
create? Jeff? All right? Whatever that was? Okay, all right,
settle down then, So it's to the bride and groom. I believe
it's time for someone else's ten. All right, Jeff, thank you,
Thank you, you're my best friends. We've been drinking. Now. That's
if a mate of honor and you get on it, you stay on ahead,
all right, here you go, love the best. He's such happy,
even the mad kiss everywhere. Oh that's right, June's right around the
corner. Everybody, get that Alba stories your mate of on. Yeah,
prepare your speeches now, try to drink less than you would if you're speaking.
Simple rules for June weddings. People, Oh I'm Flora, I'm Dave
Stecco. I love you to Part two florry photos of Aliens to me,
this time with more alien taxonomy. Finally laid groundwork for what we're discussing though,
yeah it is so we're not even going to start out with a taxonomy
though we know with that another delay. Uh. Now, where we left
off last week was, um, just some historical records, some biblical references,
some Vedic references, um, and just some groundwork for what it means
to interact with an alien and things of that nature. But let's talk about
why haven't we? Yeah, we have not run a foul askew ascancer all
three of a single alien entitate two our knowledge we know of. So why
is that? Why? No definitive proof. I'll tell you why in two
long lugubrious answers. Number one, we're jumping Have we jumped in too quick?
We're okay? Right? No, no, no, we're good.
Yeah. So so yeah, we we haven't seen aliens and there there's some
good reasons. And let's let's start with our buddy Littwood van Drake. We're
fun to make up first names if you don't know him. The Drake equation.
Let's talk about this thing. The Drake equation is a probabilistic argument used
to estimate the number of active communicative extraterrestrial civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy.
It just limits itself to our galaxy. Sounds pretty good, right, yeah,
Written by astrophysicist doctor Frank Drake in nineteen sixty one, It's an interesting
formulation to try and guess how many communicative civilizations might be in our own galaxy,
but half of it is unfortunately unknown and therefore very difficult to estimate.
Yeah, it's it's just one estimate times an estimate, divide by an estimate.
Yeah, it's yeah. I mean I get what he's going for.
But like everyone plugs in different numbers and you you know, yeah, And
that's as the beauty and the curse of it. In nineteen sixty one,
Drake and others his colleagues best guests broke down as such, we start with
one star formed per year on the average over the life of the galaxy,
and that's that's regarded as conservative, right, So one star formed per year.
In reality that that number may be much more or much less, who
knows. But if you take one star per year, and then you multiply
it by one fifth two one half of all stars formed that have planets.
Sorry, get it out for I got sorry to jump into this so hot
and heavy, but we gotta, we gotta, we gotta do the math
up front. See we're starting in Go back and listen to the first episode
so you get all the bricks in the Mason masonry. I don't believe in
the concept of someone just showing up in the middle of a two parter,
I think and even anyone who is just stumbling upon our podcast would be like,
Okay, I should back up the truck a little, that's true.
AnyWho, Aliens, we're on the Drake equation, and we've already got one
star formed per year as a as a just a basic conservative number. Then
we go to one fifth to one half of star of stars formed will have
planets. Yeah, so the number, the number lowers. Then you've got
stars with planets will have between one and five planets capable of developing life.
So the number drops. One hundred percent of those planets will develop life,
all right? One percent? Is that even? Why is that a one
percent of nothing happens? One hundred percent of the time, but it's in
the equation for some reason. Well, I think, I mean the equation
doesn't have the equation doesn't include those numbers. Those are numbers other people plug
into it. That's true. So and then the next, the next one
hundred percent of which will develop intelligent life. I don't know. Let's say,
let's say they're plugging in the number one. So one star out of
five will have a planet capable of developing life. That's one planet that will
develop life, and that same planet will develop an intelligent life. But it
won't. Why not? Why won't? Why won't it? Well, I
mean you're saying, if you're estimating the amount of planets, that every planet
that has life won't necessarily develop intelligent life, right, I mean, but
we're saying there is one that does. There's one out of all the planets
that have formed, out of all the stars, one will one. Yeah.
Oh okay, I thought you were saying of all those those right right,
right? No? No, no, yeah, yeah, it's it's
let's we're just saying one one of all that will. So ten to twenty
percent of planets like that will have have intelligent life that will be able to
communicate. So the number drops even more. Every time you go through this
equation, the number gets smaller and smaller and smaller. And by the end,
maybe it'll take a thousand to maybe one hundred thousand years that it takes
this civilization, this life, this intelligent life that can communicate, it'll take
that long to communicate. Yep. So then with these numbers, Drake concluded
that there must be between one thousand and one hundred thousand civilizations in the Milky
Way that that fit this equation. And that's taken very conservative numbers. The
end that's plugging plugging in the bare minimum basically. But it's impossible, unfortunately,
to know the correct numbers to plug in in the end. So I
would say this, I'd say that Drake equation is is more of a thought
experiment. Yes, you know, it's just an oh, you know,
to give someone the rough outlines of a of a sort of idea. This
is what goes into creating, you know, a scenario by which there's aliens
and there. You know, we'll we'll get into a little bit more in
a second. But I mean, even even for example, the formation of
the stars, keep in mind that you know you've got the star formation.
But those can't be primary stars. These have to be stars that are there
that are formed out of the corpses of dead stars, which themselves were formed
from dead stars, which themselves were formed from dead stars. Because in order
for the planets that would form around this star to have enough diversity of simple
material, that means that that assumes the violent destruction of several stars, maybe
several thousands of stars before it. Otherwise you don't get any of the the
elemental particles, the atoms, the different elements present to form hydrocarbons to form
the precursors to life you need. You literally, this has to grow out
of a star's graveyard. So it's not as though the clock starts with the
first star. That star, that whole area has to be made for lack
of a better firm, it has to be fertilized with the remnants of dead
stars in that area. So that that really pushes the starting line way further
down the road than people, I think initially think it would, because we
don't have a lot of these elements until stars, you know, explode,
until they go supernova or you know, there's that's what all these things are
made of. That's what our planets made of that's what we're made of.
Where we are the result of ten billion dead stars. And finally, there's
enough different elements present in our little section of the world to aggregate into a
planet around a sun that happens to be the right size. And where are
the planets in the right place. So there's while he sort of addresses it,
he kind of skirts some of the complexity there. Oh yeah, you
know, And that's that's why I say it's a better thought experiment. But
but even saying okay, so as star forms, well you're you're really skipping.
There's like five more things that have to be ahead of that in the
Drake equation before you even get to that point. So that's that's my two
cents. Yeah, and that and that's even in his estimate one star a
year. You know, it was conservative for that because space is big,
yo yo. Space is big, yo yo yo. Space is big.
And and so I mean there's star is coming and going all the time,
and the formation of a star. It's not like a star like oh yeah,
starts a turkey popper doesn't just stick out of the corona. You don't
turn push a button, and a star is there right, So so the
number even one thousand to one hundred thousand is pretty conservative in the big picture.
That's a big number to us, but it's non existing numbers. Oh
yeah, that's the subtitle for tonight's episode, Space is Big yl That's that's
the Drake equation. But let's talk about Fermi's paradox more to the point.
Okay, so you've got the numbers from from the Drake equation on. There
are this many ten hundred thousand societies screaming through the cosmos, and none of
them are stopping here for gas. Yeah, why not? The results of
a rather flippant, offhand comment by physicist Enrico Fermi. That's why physicists have
to practice discipline at all times. The slightest word can crush your mind.
It's the apparent contradiction between high estimates of the probability of the existence of extraterrestrial
civilization and humanity's lack of contact with or evidence for such civilizations. Fermi famously
asked, where are they? Why haven't we seen any traces of intelligent extraterrestrial
life. Enrico Fermi and colleague Michael H. Hart argued the following basic points
of this equation. Number one, the Sun is a typical star and relatively
young. There are billions of stars in the galaxy that are billions of years
older than our Sun. Number two. With high probability, some of these
stars will have Earth like planets, assuming the Earth is typical, some of
these planets may develop intelligent life. Number three, Some of these civilizations may
develop interstellar travel, a technology Earth is investigating even now. And number four,
Even at the slow pace of currently envisioned interstellar travel, the galaxy can
be completely colonized in a few tens of millions of years. Basically, it's
a conflict between an argument of scale and probability and a lack of evidence.
It's it's too big for their not to have been some kind of contact.
Yep. And here's the here's the thing, though, you have, I
mean charitably, we have we have been looking for aliens. I mean,
if you want to include you know, all telescopes. Ever three hundred years
at least have we And we have only been really actually looking for aliens for
a hundred I mean like radio telescopes and things like that. Like we've only
had the technology for seven in fifty years to really to really look as as
best we currently can, which is granted what everyone has always been doing.
But like we have optical we have radio telescopes, we have a lot of
different tools we have to use. Now we have the hubble, you know,
we have always that a new one coming out soon. Yeah, so
there's a lot of uh for what we've been looking for a fraction of a
nanosecond in the in the big scheme of things. Oh yeah, um,
you know, so if and consider how new we are on the scene in
this in the cosmic time frame, you know, somebody comes whizzing by one
hundred thousand years ago. This is just another planet like any other, got
a bunch of stuff running around on her. Yeah, you know, like
there's there's a lot of reasons. But in my mind temporarily to say,
well, but those arguments, the ones that I'm making about, well,
just because they haven't come to us, there's a lot of um arguments that
that good, well reasoned arguments that that negate my belief that just because we
just showed up doesn't mean we shouldn't be seeing something. For example, a
gentleman by the name of Freeman Dyson. Freeman proposed that this concept of a
society requiring more energy, and first we harness what energy we can. Then
we can harness all the energy from a planet than from a son. And
he you know, you hear of dicenspheres, which I think sometimes are considered
to be a sphere completely encapsulating a son, which is not which is not
required at all, but just even a loose network around us un harnessing all
that energy. Um, there is work done. Like one of the active
pursuits looking for extra trustic intelligence is to look for star systems that are dimmer
than they should be because of solar harnessing, if someone else's is actually created
something on the on the on the scale of a dicensphere or something that is
harnessing some of that solar energy, so a star is somewhat dimmer than and
it should be. That's one of the things they're looking for. We can
we can see those things, we can, you know, there's so many
interesting tools we're using to look for them, but we still haven't seen anything.
Which you know, there are so many different uh things that you know,
arguments within the Fermi paradox. Another one is gamma ray bursts, and
these things are terrifying. I didn't I didn't even know about them until I
was reading this. I read an article about this maybe six months ago.
And so gamma ray bursts are something that UM astronomers are all are well aware
of. They're these intensely high I mean when I say intensely high energy,
I mean we can't conceive of this much energy being released at one point.
We are seeing it something from hundreds of millions of light years away, and
it can still give us a real strong sunburn. I mean, like these
these these hypermassive energy bursts that I believe are the result of highypernova. They
release so much energy in the form of gamma rays, yeah, star explosion,
that they instantly irradiate anything in a sphere around them of hundreds of light
years. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, way more than that, hundreds of
thousands of light years, millions of light years. They just it just it
just kills everything around it. Yeah. And and so you know, knock
on wood, everyone on this planet that there hasn't been one within the murder
range of this planet. And it's just it's just a quirk, statistical anomaly
that there's something so far away and here's the worst part. Could already have
happened. It could be on its way and we can't know it's happening.
It's they're coming at you so close to the speed of light that we receive
no warning. It just shows up one that so by the time we see,
oh my god, look at there's there's a huge star explosion. Yeah,
the last in that quadrant. And then like a year later, right,
but if if that, I don't even think we'd get that much warm.
I mean yeah, And so there's a big theory that the gamma rapers
start responsible for a radiating huge portions of the galaxies boom. I mean,
now, now no one gets to live there anymore. That's how that's how
you get a scary space is scary. Now. We talked about this when
when Flora, when you were talking about the um colonization of a galaxy von
Newman probes. We talked about that with with Johnny Maltby. Um, that's
how you do that. You create a probe that knows how to create itself,
and using a von Neuman probe, you could completely colonize like in again
ten twenty million years, not a lot of time in the big scheme.
So why haven't we seen something of that nature? Or why haven't we seen
anything like that moving through here? But the thing is, I mean we're
just one galaxy, yeah, out of billions, right right, this is
just just is just on our block in a very very very big city.
Oh mag it's I cannot comprehend it. Like I feel like I can begin
to comprehend it, and yet I can't, right, none of us can.
I. You know what, I find it very calming. It's what
I think about when I can't sleep. It's a lot of people say that.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's very I like it. But it's a
fun vacillation between we should like how can we haven't seen anybody yet to how
on Earth would we? You know, Um, it's such a crazy thing
and we might be like on the first cusp, the first generation of planets
of stars that have enough stardust around them to to make planets that could sustain
some kind of intelligent life. Yeah, and then you then you cross the
the gamma ray barrier. Then you you yeah, they're in in the Fermi
paradox. There are different barriers to survival in In basic terms, each barrier
will weed out planets or species that that can't continue life. Yeah, that
that life will not go on in all the hypotheses, uh in in in
all the thought that goes behind it. Either the human race has yet to
cross the last barrier of of basic extinction or interstellar travel, or we have
crossed it and we're super fucking lucky. Yeah, and we're on our way
to you know, sailor moon of of those universe. Yeah, we all
turn into super beings. So as we go out so where we don't we
want to And in the next you know, fifty years, definitely we're going
to be like living on the moon. We're going to have people on Mars,
maybe even some moons of Jupiter or Saturn looking for evidence of life on
other planets. And if we find any evidence of organized life in a very
weird way, bad news for us because it means that there was organized life
on this other planet and it hit the filter. Yeah. We So as
long as we don't find anything, we have the possibility that we're past the
filter. But if we find dead civilizations somewhere else, we may not have
passed the filter. Yeah, which means it's it's a huge pop quiz.
That's coming up, right, and if we're not prepared for it, we're
gonna get ft in the as. Yeah, now here's a great hamped Oh
no, robots whist back. Yah um, they're waking me now. And
there's also this thing where where life could thrive on a planet for a very
long time and never organize itself into anything right, in particular lystrosaurs on planet
Earth, the very clean bacteria killing things. It's right, No, no,
no, I'm sorry, that's lysol source. That's what you get from
using too much lysol on unprotected skin. Lysol source, more killings. So
our planet for thirty million years had lystrosaurs and that's it. Plants and one
animal. I mean, I'm sure there was a handful of other things dicking
around somewhere, but for thirty million years we were a one trick pony on
this planet, and it took a very long time for any sort of speciation
to kick back in again. So that I mean, I'm thinking about this
when it comes to other planets, every other timeline. I mean, think
about the crazy, weird road that took us to get here. Oh yeah,
I mean, and so there's so many weird barriers to a stable environment,
and for all we know that we're just this tiny little planet hidden in
the back corner of the galactic cupboard that no one's bothered to clean out.
And for all we know, we're the only ones that have been lucky enough
to develop sentient brains self awareness. I don't know who knows. Like it's
such a precise cocktail mixture that has to happen randomly for some kind of quote
unquote intelligent life to emerge, right, But the thing is, with these
equations and the thought experiments and what have you, there's so many venues for
something like this to happen. That's what people are saying. That's what these
physicists are saying. There has to be. Well, statistically, there's a
good chance we're not alone. Right now, the statistics turns out pretty close
to one hundred percent. I know what I said about one hundred percents before,
but that's before I started really lovingly and longingly looking over this lovely list
of aliens lots of ails literation. So yeah, So despite what was just
now a very reasoned discussion about science and cosmology and astronomy and biology and prehistory,
I mean, we covered a lot of ground. Now it's time to
get into the real science of alien taxonomy. The time has arrived. Dramatic
guitar thunder sound, Frank and duck sucolos sounds. It's such a thing,
even possible. Yes, it is a lot of sounds in a row.
Well I broke it up by saying suclos sound nice. All right, Well
here we go. That's all right. We're gonna get into the types of
mollifucking aliens that maybe out there akanashi in the Solar system because they can.
This is no, by no means a comprehensive list of the alien species that
may have visited, may are visiting, may will visit. Maybe living in
your basement, maybe you right now right with a with a hope this gets
uncomfortable rates, But we're going to go through quite a few interesting I do
said love the interesting races of aliens, species of aliens, types of aliens.
Where do where do you think this comes from? Is this people's experiences?
Therefore definitions? Is this? This is a tough this is and I'm
it's a tough question to answer without I mean, it's a tough question to
answer neutrally, Yeah, I guess the way you described it is the best
way. These are from from personal experience, anecdotes, whatever this is.
I mean, yeah, I'm pop into a list. Yeah, from people's
people's experiences, people's stories, lots of channelers, a lot of these.
A lot of this is filled in by people who are channeling people, abductees,
yep, abduction stories, um, people's repressed memories previous. I mean,
life regression therapy comes into playing this in some cases. Witnesses too.
Yeah. Something And honestly, I'm just gonna go ahead and say a lot
of internet fan fiction, sure, a lot of you know, we're were
we I don't know about you, but some of the lists I think you
do you know about me that I found included a lot of things like Star
Wars characters, Yeah, star Trek characters, like things that are definitely fiction,
right, totally real, hiding in plain sight. You know, there
are great and romulans, right or I I found there was one I hope
I find them again on here that were described as I mean, they were
describing vulcans and romulans. They're like, oh, they're they're dark skinned,
tall, they live a long times, twenty ears, they have bowl cuts,
or very you know, straight hair cuts. And I was like,
okay, okay, I know spok when you're talking Spot, Yeah, don't
talk Spot to me and think I'm not gonna know your talk and spock r.
The moral of the story is though, that there's Yeah, and like
some of the lists that I saw included as aliens, sasquatch, well yeah,
yeah, actually I'm okay including that above um romulan vulcan frangie. You
know, I'm okay with that because that is a viable theory for wookies for
for the no, not that that's that's where I draw the line. So
so yes to sasquatch, no to wookies. Yes, interesting choice, Flora,
Thank you, David. Flora wants to deny wookies the right to vote.
How should we do this? I mean, there's so many we're not
gonna get them all, but we're gonna we're gonna collect as many pokemon as
we can. So we're gonna do one from each letter. I like that.
Yeah, and if there's like a big, a big name, well
we'll do more than one. But and I hope there's some gaps because twenty
six would still be a lot. Man even A has a lot. God,
Well, it's because everybody already wan to start with A, so they
seem cooler. But so let's start with the Alpha Draconians like you do,
Reptilian beings who are said to have established colonies in Alpha Draconis. Like all
reptilians, he's claimed to have originated on our planet thousands of years ago.
This is something that comes up a lot. A lot of these aliens used
to live here. A lot of these aliens are humans. They're like star
Lord. They started on Earth, they grew up in the stars. Now
they want to come back or don't. I don't know. How does that
make them alien? Then that's my question? Well I could. I'll give
you this argument that star Lord, aside from probably doing pretty well with the
ladies culturally, couldn't be more separate. I don't care average I don't care
about their culture. Oh wow, it's it's where, Where's where you're born,
It's where you come from. Okay, all right, I don't know.
It's just me, but I feel like you're edging into a racist tyrde
and I kind of want to push you into it. Yeah, I'll,
I'll I'll go planetist, planetist planetists. And another thing comes up a lot
Earth is not Earth to these people. It's Tara. Yeah. They are
always planning an invasion. They want to take Earth back, and they may
or may not already have. Uh this is again, it says reptilians already.
Are they working with the reptilians in the Hollow Earth? Yes? Are
they related? Yes? Are the same? Yeah. These are the descendants
of the you know, the reptilians descended from the dinosaurs, and these are
the guys who went out to the stars and were like, hey, while
we were gone, all these the damn shaved apes moved in took our jobs.
Yeah, they they jure and so boom, there you go. Earth
is a solution to population, pollution, food, and other environmental problems for
them. That's that's Alpha. That's that's that's the reptilians. Really, there's
all kinds of reptilians that are running around. But well, how about this
one. You want your letter b Yeah, how about the Bootians. They
are also reptilians from the Booty system. We don't about bots, right because
from the Black Knight family, that's right. Yeah, the Bowt system.
Uh, they're just like they they're just like their draconis. They're they're all,
they're all best friends. Then you got the Sedians or the Tao Sedians.
Yeah, this is a human race um of of aliens that apparently they
appear Mediterranean or South American with with tan skin. Oh yeah, these are
who we're talking about. These are the Romulans and they yeah, they're They're
very similar to Caucasians, except for like slightly pointed ears, a higher physical
density for their size. They got broader noses, they're around five five.
What about the style, they've got crew style haircuts or Roman. Yeah,
they're said to be an alliance with the Pleiadians, who in turn, according
to contacts, have federated alliances with the vegans, the uma mites and others,
or the vegans. If you're right, we'll get to those guys vegans
now. I only learned this phrase recently because I saw a really great play
called Bad Fake Love in Chicago. Is the phrase. It looks like the
people who are talking this are starting try trying to marry sue themselves into these
situations, like, oh, well, they made an alliance with the space
vegetarians, so I know, I'm okay. They're making themselves a character in
their their own narrative exactly. Okay, it sounds like a cool play.
Bro, sounds like a cool play. It sounds like something that that would
have some cool impressions in it. I don't know, probably had a really
cool guy named David Floor and it did. We did we I don't feel
like we talked it up on the podcast. We didn't. And it's over.
Well, should I failed you? Sorr Bro? I did an impression
of Snape severa Snape has portrayed by Alan Rickman and Voldemortal Trade by Rafe Fines.
It's my favorite part. Yeah, anyway, Chicago Storefront Theater. Okay,
okay, now now we're onto Letter D Draco borgs. Oh no,
yes, cybernetic forms controlled by reptilian entities. I'm sorry. I shouldn't.
I shouldn't. No snort, no, no, no, no, they've
got ye Draco borgs. They're infaltraders. You can tell them because they have
a slightly sulfurous smell. Wow, they don't have fingerprints or years, and
they look a little faky, little artificial who does that sniff? Like men
in black? Oh? That's right, don't they have sort of some of
those some of those, but they have years because they were They wear sunglasses
sometimes sometimes a weird smells mostly fakey for sure. Did you know that D
and D and Fantasy actually is a space alien origins or originated really well,
I don't know, but the dwarfs aliens? Yeah, yeah, they're on
my list. Two. These are diminutive humans who have allegedly been encountered in
or near caverns in various parts of the world. Maybe they came from a
high gravity planet, a larger planet that'll make you smaller, more dense,
more compact, stronger. They should not be confused with the small elementals or
nature spirits, which some believe are ethereal in nature, yet have the ability
to appear in solid or semisolid forms. At times, they average between three
and four feet in height, although at times they've been seen as small as
two feet. They allegedly live in subterranean systems to a large extent as a
protective measure. Now, what are they being protected against us or the sun?
Well, people who would pick them up and shank them for fun,
I don't know, I throw them against velcro walls. Probably probably protection.
Here's the other thing you run into a lot, as a lot of these
people are subtipranean earth dwellers. Yeah, so probably against the other subterranean earth
dwellers. I mean, there's everything down there and it has to be hollow.
Too many races otherwise there's no room. And I asked you this earlier,
OC like, if if someone came, if an alien race came from
a different colored star, say a blue star or red star, would our
Earth's yellow sun be detrimental to them? Would it? Would it affect them
somehow? Would it damage them? You know, would their skin be can?
I don't no, I mean, there's just no way to know.
I mean, I would. My guess is this is probably not because uh,
well, I don't know. I mean a red sun. Yeah,
the wavelength is different, but I don't. I don't know about the components
of the energy. I don't know. I mean, like our planet is
pretty well insulated from our sun, you know, electromagnetically, um, we
don't. We don't have a lot of you know, like not only our
atmosphere but also um our magnetic field protects us from a lot of the solar
wind and damaging particles, and you know, we our planet is pretty well
protected. So I don't. I don't. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know what the wavelength, it wouldn't give them superpowers. I can
m guarantee that. I wonder what a blue star would would do for him.
Well, that's a higher species than their wavelength. It's a higher frequency.
I don't know, yeah, because because red is lower, right than
the Yeah, um, I don't know what what. So anyways, let's
let's keep going down the alpha murder so we can skip E and F and
so how about g big winners the grays. Oh god, that's the one.
Everybody knows. Everybody says that. That's why we they're preparing ourselves.
They're preparing Earth for their introduction by making themselves kind of part of this like
we yeah, we all When you say space aliens or whatever, I want
to be where the humans are. Everybody knows what a gray looks like in
one form or another, you know, give or take a few inches.
They're they're tiny, little whispy things with giant black almond eyes. But they're
fuge kids, huge heads, tiny little slit for a mouth. And they
love abduction. Oh man, they love abduction. They love to take you
up, take you up into their ship. I'm gonna buy you a nice
lobster dinner. Stick right up that butt, right up there, going right
for that, sometimes bypassing the lobster. Yep, they straight for the butt.
They are the the the scientists of the skies, and all of their
work is on the human butt capacity. Now there's a lot of discussion discussion
debate that these guys are the are the brains of the old reptoids or reptilians.
But there's also the camp that says the reptilians are the actual overlords and
the Grays are controlled by them. Yeah, that they but they but they're
related that like the brutish reptilians are like the overlords and the Grays are like
all the little sissy nerds are you know, who's to say? I know
again, that's where you get into like the larger and you know, like
as as you read more about these even in these small descriptions of these different
races, there gets to be like some soap opera and they're like, oh,
well, this race and this race had an alliance until it broke apart.
Now they've they've factionalized into this side, and you've you know, who's
on top grays or reptilians. We know they're working together, but we don't
know the power structure. You know, thinkle and iron horn in it together.
How why you're not um So? Yeah, there's yeah, the grays.
I mean, everyone's very familiar with them. Whitley Straber, Streaber is
very familiar with them. Gotta watch that, Gotta watch that movie. They
also say that they maybe feed off of human and animal vital fluids by rubbing
a liquid protein formula on their bodies, which is then absorbed through the skin.
Yeah, that's how they eat, by getting protein rubbed into their skin.
They range from three and a half to four and a half feet tall.
A lot of self control on this podcast right now. There's there's so
much, so much self control. There's no end to the stories of grays
and what they do to people and how they control or manipulate people or slash
governments. They race memories, they abduct you, they come through the wall
in the middle of the night. They give your carbet worse gas mile edge,
They mess with a thermostat. That's what's doing it. Ah It says.
Grays are reportedly extremely deceitful, and although they do act on logic to
them, it's logical to use extreme, extremely complex forms of deception to bring
about their goals. Wow, what a bunch of ass, that's right.
Do you know who else is in the gs? Who gypsies on my list?
They put gypsies on the list? Gpsies? Yeah? Not fair,
come on, guys, I know. Yeah, man, Well, let's
say about him. Well, you know, the funny thing is the reason
why they have these guys on here is our friend Carlos Ayenda from the Philadelphia
Experiment. Yeah. That's yeah, yeah, they they're they're pulling him in.
Yeah, geez. And that he was that he was like part of
their ancient gypsy knowledge of interstellar travel and wow, going all the way back
to the Vedas, to the to the Indic. Yeah, so that picks
kind of fun and weird. What do we got for h oh Man?
Which one of these do you want to talk about? How about the Hyadians.
Yeah, Higadians in the constellation Taurus, like the Pleiades in Vega,
are said to have been the destination of yet another group of refugees from the
ancient Learan wars. You know, why why didn't I just say Hyadians sausage.
Sausage sausage, right, what the yeah? So okay, yep,
moving on eyes. I'm sorry I picked that one. Okay, uh,
I just just to get it out there. Iguanoids. There are guana like
cominids four to five feet tall, yep. And they are guess what they're
working with your old pals, the reptiles and the grays man there. It's
it's it's the horse to back. Yeah. So so they think, what
what do they do? They there's a lot of uh they yeah, you
read at the same time, I did go for it. They utilize black
witchcraft, sorcery, and other forms of mine control against their enemies. They
appear to be a dimension hopping saucerer or priest from among the reptoid species.
Love it. I you know what, sixty percent forty percent Sorry, I'm
laughing while we while we give these definitions. Sixty percent not sorry at all.
And you know what, and you know, I'm gonna look into this
like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to remember a lot of these things because when
we go to the Milwaukee Paraicon, I want to talk to people about that
and I want to get you know, and it's I have to approach it
carefully. Sure, I want to know, like our people who you know,
talk about grays and stuff, are they like, oh god, the
iguanoids. I know this one Apple twenty years ago made a big stink about
iguanoids. Now they show up on every fucking list. No one believes in
them, you know, Like I don't know, I don't know what the
lay of the land is. And this is a pretty long, comprehensive list,
so you know, and it's not possible for everyone to believe in all
of this. So I'm curious as to know what are the credible ones,
what are the not credible ones? And for that we just have to go
meet folks and ask them. Sure, talk to people like there are definite
superstars in this as keep coming up, the reptilians, the grays. What
about these these tertiary ass hats, Like, right, how do they fit
into things? Yeah, it's interesting, it's interesting. But apparently they're enough
to get on a list somewhere on the old Angel Fires right exactly. And
it could be as simple as that one piece of creepy pasta and boom iguanoids.
So do we do a jay or do we skip it. Oh skip
it not even worth it, all right, l Well we skip JANKI Yeah,
just a little little silly. You're welcome, little silly on our list.
There's only one of each, and there shouldn't be. So what have
we got for l Lyrians? The suppose these are the human inhabitants of Lira
who are supposed to be from Terra. They were driven out of the system
several thousand years ago, and they made it to the Lyric constellation, and
they might be of reptoid descent. During the Lerian Wars, which are mentioned
in several contact de accounts, max mass exodus of humans reportedly left the system
and escape to the Pleiades, the hyades, Oo, and two Vega,
which are all in Lira, and this region, like our own system,
might still be a battleground between sorry and grays and humans. So like there
really is. There's like a thousand star war lords out there. Like we're
just some humans among many humans. I gotta tell you. With these alien
species, it sounds like we're reading a penny dreadful of star wars, right.
And here's the other weird things though. They they they organize themselves by
constellations that are star systems that are visible, like those constellations only make sense
from Earth, And let's be honest, constellations don't really make sense. I
mean, I guess it's a great point, you know, like I mean
every everyone in their whole life, you know, like the Big Dipper and
the Little Dipper are the only constellation point that makes sense. But URSA Major
and Ursa Minor they don't look like they are as people. You can't just
try any picture you want around, dude, Big Dipper, Little Dipper,
Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, the same fans all part of the same.
What have you become? Boom right in your face? No, like how
the the Yeah, you can't blame them for what we call them, I
guess, But are they going by the same name that we call them.
I think they are more out for this discussion. It's like a it's like
a soap opera, but planet Earth is always at the center and yet nothing's
happening here. Yeah, and Earth is also Tara, and we get that,
so I guess they could get that too. Yeah. It's like a
waspy dinner party where everyone's mad, but no one wants to raise their voice
because Nana will know something's up? Is she still alive? Barely? What's
for ms? Oh man? You know what? M M M is a
big winner. Where's a good one. Yeah, we've got a few ones,
starting with classic Martians. Oh Martians, Martians, Marcian Martians. First
of all, Um, the two moons of Jupiter of Mars are asteroids that
have been down. Yeah, what's up? How you learned that? I
learned it. I learned it from Sea Lab, surf, photop surf,
Phobos, beater of ass Knight of Mars. It's great. So yeah,
they there are Martians. They got these hollowed out asteroids. One of them
is controlled by the Grays. Uh. The other one is I don't know,
controlled by the Rosa Crucians. Maybe the Georgia Guide soon Yeah. Um,
well they kept the population down so they got a whole planet out out
of the um. Yeah, that's that's pretty much. That's it for the
Martians. They keep a low profile. Yeah. Yeah, they're possibly thousands
of years old. For the civilizations on the old Martians m ibs are on
the list. The old good Old Men in Black apparently also named horror Locks.
Never heard that before. I've never heard that I'm almost positive as a
porn movie by that title though. Horror locks. Um, but yeah,
it's controlled by draconian influences. Yeah. Interesting, they only appear human,
which we got into little injurid, coldish kind of thing there. Oh yeah,
so there you go, m ibs. What about the moon eyes?
What is the moon eyes? These are people who are on the Moon,
who were seen by the by our own astronauts, but we're not allowed to
talk about it. Huh seven to eight feet tall. Yeah, they got
wrap around eyes. Yeah, pale blue skin sensitive flight may may be allied
to the Nordics, but if you want to find one here on Earth,
check the deep cavern systems beneath the ozarks. It's all right, Arkansas,
Yeah, home of the Moon and Knight's home, Home of the Moon.
As how about how about our perennial favorite, our longtime best friend, the
Mothman movement. Wow, this is this is interesting. This is kind of
earth a shot a mind blowing account of what the mothmanark A ray of largely
subterranean pterodactyl lloyd like humids with bat like wings. So if you're if you're
playing along at home, terodactyloyd and bat like. Yeah, but the wings
aren't terodactyloyd at all. They're more they're definitely more bat like. We had
to think about that a lot. Sometimes. They described as possessing horns and
consider very similar to the Old Devil according to certain individuals, very intelligent,
extremely malignant. Oh well, they're harbingers of bad fortune and ill repute.
What do you want, brother man. They've been referred to in connection with
birdman teroids and encountered near underground systems near Montauk Point in Long Island by pleasant
never heard of it, West Virginia and Dulce, say, New Mexico,
episode two. That's right, that's right, mothman. Yeah, how about
you know you you would think we'd skip, Oh, but we're not gonna.
How about this for sounds like it came straight out of a sci fi
movie. The Orange. This is like a real big blanket term for a
couple of different I don't know, antagonists in different FRENGI Yeah, pretty much.
They got red or orange hair. They're stocky yellow. Um, they
might be augenically altered humans or human human reptoid high comes back to the damn
reptoids. I know, they're they're they're can everybody. There's a lot of
talk about soul Matrice's matrix. Uh so these are like big carrots to walk
around, right? Yeah? Wow, well Dave, how about your favorite?
My favorite? Oh? I thank god we finally got to these sexy,
sexy scientists blonde or in some cases brunette Nordic type humans based in the
Pleiadian Tighetta Tighetta and other systems, which were allegedly colonized by refugees from their
former planetary abodes in the Lyric constellation, which I guess came also from Tara,
right, which were invaded by reptiloid entities from Alpha Draconis. The main
Pleadian planet of Era not Tera was reportedly terra formed by the Lyrian refugees,
and they were apparently the first humanoid society to develop hyperspace travel. Who who
Yeah? And they also let's you know, I forget what episode it was
on now, but they will also come to you at night and teach you
physics while banging you sideways. They will make sweet sweet love to you and
buy that act whatever you didn't want to know. Super advanced physics and science
sexually yeah, whatever, whatever information you want to glean from them, they
will do it via your genitalia. Yes, they will, which brilliant,
brilliant knowing them on. Yeah, no college dropouts, Gladian system. What
we got for ours? How about the reticulans? Guess what they're reptoids?
Moving on, sasquatch. Yeah, I don't like that they're on the list.
That's you don't like it, but it's it's been thrown out there as
a as a theory of as to what a sasquatch or a bigfoot would be.
That you know, people say, well, maybe they're interdimensional beings.
That's on the list for an explanation for a sasquatch. Why not an alien?
Yeah? What does it say about them? A lot says they're cavern
dwellers, which is kind of weird to me. Everything on this list,
if it's not a reptoid, is a cab and drill. Everything lives underground.
They make lots of references to tons of different underground bases. There's a
DA reference dulcin. Yeah, tons of those things that whoa whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. There have been hairy hominoids which possessed either robot like or
amphibian characteristics, suggesting biogenetic manipulation to create biological machines or cyborgs. You wanted
what this is? Wow? I want to know where this coming. I
can tell you right now where this came from? Plan nine, from outer
space guerrilla suit, robot head, that's where this is coming from. An
ed Wood reference. Yeah, that's exactly what that is. Wow, son
of a bitch. All right? Moving on the Syrians. Syrians? Syrians
from Syrius. Yeah, yeah, at the epicenter of the Ashtar Command,
which we have discussed before. Our old buddy Ashtar or a start day on
your headbands with a silver dollar and an amethyst crystal and I think a piece
of copper. Now you're ready to dial Ashtar with your mind. That's the
song you have to say. It's like his ring tone. Yeah. The
Syrians they are, oh boy, what They're part of the Ashtar or a
start collective where humanoids of various types sasquatch, reptides, grays, insectoids,
a reptilian insectoid hybrids, yeah, cybernic m ib enginies and collaborates and they're
okay boob beings, yeah, beings that are just boobs, right, the
Boobinites. They're they're endless war with the Napoleons from the Areola sector. You've
done it, yeah, you've You've burned like the Holestoo down because some of
them, which is created. Yeah, this is like a story. This
is not this is a comic book. It's not even Yeah, it's it's
a comic book. I mean, there's there's the Empire, there's the Federation,
there's the Rift within the two, the Unholy Six, you know,
Ryan Empire. It's comic book. Jesus. Oh, this is mentions Dia.
Yeah, there it is. Yeah. These are the underground bases.
Yeah, there's also bases and under Paradox Nevada and dug Way Utah. And
the war that's going on with these these folks in serious, b serious.
The star uh is gravitating towards the soul system, which is ours our system.
And uh yeah, prepare yourself. Prepare your butts, hold onto your
butts. Samuel L. Jackson's yeah, all of them. Let's see what
about the uh how about the Telosions. Yeah, let's go to the Tellosians.
These are tall, blond inhabitants of a re estep wish network of subsurface
Antediluvian colonies located throughout the Western States. I take it the United States headquarters
at Mount Shasta, Shasta, which is also a place to get to what
Agartha, wasn't it? Yep? Yep, and you get into some Lemuria.
Oh. They were sometimes referred to erroneously as Lamirians, as it is
believed that the cavern cities which they rediscovered and built upon were once part of
the Antediluvian civilization called Lameria, which is actually a hypothetical lost continent in the
Indian Ocean, foreshadowing we we might be covering that soon. Yeah, we're
getting our read on. Yeah, but fun, fun to talk about either
way. They may have loose contact with the Pliadians. Who doesn't have a
loose contact with the Pliadians. Yeah, And the name Tellos is a Greek
word meaning uttermost or purpose. Yet some of the inhabitants referred to ancient ties
with Neomyan tribes, and therefore many of them may possess a grico Mayan ancestry.
Oh god, yes, let's just take a couple of ancient civilizations and
smashing dartboard. Dartboard, right, televisions are part of a Melchizedek spiritual order
with connections to the Ashtar collective mind, and have dealings with extraterrestrials and Arcturius
Arcturists, serious and saturn as well as other dimensional beings. Oh man,
are you having fun on the doubt? Are you getting wet on this log
flume? That's the question? How about us? There's a couple you used
to choose from which one you want, Dave, I want the altar ends,
the altar terrestrials. These are people that that uh they people only encounter
them when they're entering or leaving an alternate or parallel existence. Wow. Yeah,
um, there's a little bit of soap boxing here. I like.
I love this. Though at the bottom of this list, after we've heard
all these stories, this guy whoever was writing this, is like, it
is very unlikely that more than one physical reality like ours exists, Yet there
is a theoretical possibility that another coexistent world might exist on the opposite end of
polarity of the actual electromagnetic barrier. I love it. He was like,
guys, this couldn't happen, but I guess. But if it did happen,
yeah, I'll make it up these dudes. So, yeah, these
are like alternate humans. These are these are the evil flora that doesn't have
a gautique bizarro flora. Yeah, or good flora. I'm sorry, I'm
I'm more and more convinced we're in the evil world. Alternate timeline. Yeah,
we're the bad ones. We're living that's going on these worst possible times,
the worst timeline. Yeah, sorry, so be it. So.
Yeah, they're they're doing a bunch of shit. They're I mean, yeah,
they're old Terrans. Yeah, I don't know, they're doing a bunch
of they are. They're up to they're up to no good, some good,
all good. You tell me if you're an old Terran, give us
a call, show us an email. We'll make sure we read it right
away. And that brings us to the vegans. Yeah, I'm sorry,
I mean vegans. They're relatively peaceful and gentle humans descended from refugees of the
Lyon Wars. Who's worked closely with other refugee colonists now living in the playdes
Wolf four two four into Elsewhere. Wolf four two four is not exactly Star
Trek, but come on, Wolf, I know it's Star trek. I
looked it up. I've got it right here. It's it's in the constellation
Virgo. But yeah, it is where where the Enterprise meets with its past
self and they defend Klingon's boy. Howdy. So there you go to V
four. Yeah, so there you go. Now there are no lesson twice
as many of these easily, which I will link to in the show notes,
are three. No wrong. Um, one of these we mentioned insectoids.
We didn't even get to something that was an insectoid. Yeah, well
that's a dude, what the that's a that's off cannon, that's expanded universe?
Uh? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But boy,
it's out there. It's all out there. It's it's all out there.
And you know what, if you take away anything from this episode,
it's all out there. Man. So are they? Are they in disguise
among us? Some people think, so, what do you think, Dave?
Nope, I don't. You don't think any aliens are among us right
now? Do you think any are observing us? That's possible. I don't
think they're among us. I um, but maybe yeah, maybe maybe?
Do you think any have already been here? And left possibly. Man.
Yeah, I mean that's the thing, like I don't have like a real
hard like whatever the statistics say. That's kind of the way I lean like,
it's possible. I don't rule it out. It's possible to Halt could
deal with it if we needed it. To him, Ben, it's because
he's like, he's like a really good he's a hero. He's yeah,
he's saved new yards. Such superpowers, such superpowers. At this point,
we're just reduced to yeah, so so let's just save ourselves the embarrassment and
get straight to motherfucka. What that's alien taxonomy in a reptoid slash, gray
slash, Nordic blonde, nutshell fucking puns. Okay, nutshelled puns. Oh
Flora, Now I drew first blood last time. You're right. Let's see
what I got here. I've got a race of extra terrestrials. Nice.
I might have a few myself maybe. But these guys are thugs. They're
criminals, but they're they're just the worst kind because you know, they go
before they Intergalactics judicial committee and their cases are heard, but they never admit
to any wrongdoing, and they try to get their sentence reduced by sexual favors.
Oh gross. So so they never admit to anything. They try to
use sexual favors, but usually the jury is not that lenient on them.
Usually it's pretty harsh. But that doesn't stop the uh not guilty plea adiens.
Oh nice. Well, you know, for a long time people were
disinclined to believe that there were reptilians among us, controlling us, working in
league with reptilians from virtually every other star system in the world, in the
universe, and until one man was able to mathematically lay it out for everyone
who well, his name was Drake, and he was able to finally make
the effective snake persuasion because of the reptilians and Drake snake persuasion. Yeah,
well, I've got a mathematical formula to to counter yours. Oh good,
Maybe maybe to supplement I don't know, but it's it's something that says,
if there's so many ways to die in the in the universe, why haven't
Why haven't all of us died yet? Right? Why are we even breathing?
Could be everything from like a million paper cuts to to just being stung
by by whys to death or maybe like spiders crawling all over us and biting
us to death. Or maybe there's snakes that just you know, wrap around
us and swallow us. And why haven't we all died from this yet?
It's the squirmy paradox. Nice. You don't want to think about you before.
I don't know if this happens in your household, but it doesn't mind.
You know where it's a big apartment. There's no then it doesn't happen
to my house. It's a big apartment. There's there's clothes everywhere. There's
just it's just all over the place. And theoretically you could just take them
all and just wash them, just do all that loundery, and it should,
it should work out. But there's just something that just stops you.
It's what isn't it's a Germany para socks, Yeah, socks, Jeremy parasocks.
Such gross socks, such gross, such puns, such puns. And
now it's time for one more race. Oh that's right, that permeates every
corner of the universe, and that would be the contentious race known as the
listener man. All right, kicking off listener mail. It isn't todd one,
It isn't Todd two. Your isn't Todd three or four or five.
No way. Get ready for the full body blasting experience of Todd X.
You'll hate him, but you love him. We're the dumbasses. During the
Fountain of Youth, we somehow started mumbling about the subject of refrigerators. The
clay pot, fridge or zeer came to mind. Yeah, you said,
no way, dude, was there any kind of refrigeration system used? Yeah,
we'll wire, so be it. I guess I'm an idiot. Why
I don't know. Oh so it got me thinking about Stecco's time and Antarctica.
I am certain that Blurry Photos will be bringing a show dedicated to the
polar conspiracies. The other day, I listened to this flat earther which still
exists, named Eric Dubai and normally listening to people that are just wrong as
fun as the diversion into reasoning is fascinating. Well, this guy just put
me in a foul mood. It was not that he was It's not that
he was just playing wrong. He was a jerk. I want to track
this guy down, so as it possible, Blurry Photos could have a segment
where you bring his subject into sharp focus. Wow, I know that this
is something when you examine I know that this is something when you examine the
veracity of the subjects you cover. Just have to listen to Eric Bay and
we'll understand. Also, how about the Titanic conspiracy. According to theory,
it was not the Titanic that sank, but one of the sister ships,
the Olympic. And it seems there was some insurance fraud. Never heard.
You know. My thing is if there's money involved, there's a good chance
it happened. Now, listen, Todd. I don't know if you're baiting
me, but if you want me to do an episode about Titanic, I'll
do it. I'll do a Titanic episode and I'll save it. I'm bringing
it up from the from the depths. Well, it sounds like from that
you don't have to because also, oh, tragedy of tragedies. Todd will
be out of town. He's he's a Milwaukee I will not be in town.
That's okay, that's okay. We make Milwaukee our our second home.
Somehow she'll be up there again. I bet we will. Yeah, thank
you, Todd, Thanks Todd. This Dave. We heard from Ron the
one who helps. Oh good, wait, wait, wait, she says,
go ahead and sing it. Stecco is right. I do get it
all the time, but you have my permission. I'll give you a moment
from I gotta be honest. Getting permission takes all the fun out of him.
That's part of the fun, is you just like, I'm just gonna
start doing this right now, eating around me and I'm done. That's all.
Come on, give her if she give you permission, give her the
full effect. I'll help, okay, and yeah, you'll you'll well,
well, who's help? Who's singing with me? David Flora or Kentucky Bourbon's
Finest And why does it matter? It's a duo. We rolled to the
party as a team. Hip me Mandy, getting around of my heart?
That guy always sounds what high is getting around of my heart? It sounds
high at that point. It sounds like the Boutineese pansport Randa, Hey,
Randa, thanks for right man. Sorry, Well, next time, Stecca
will sing. I've been on, she says, I've been working my way
through the archives so far this is still my favorite podcast. Yeah, She's
been to the Fountain of Youth in Saint Augustine and have drunk the water.
She's still alive, so it must be like all good things for you.
It tastes awful great. The story they tell there at the Archaeological park is
that ponste Leone became friends with the Timoquon Indians that lived in the area,
and after noticing they seem to be a long lived people, he determined it
must have been the water coming from the nearby spring. He took barrels and
barrels of the water with him to Spain to drink every day, and reportedly
lived almost ten years, longer than the average lifespan of a Spanish mill at
the time, but before he was killed by poisoned arrow. Yeah, she
says her fifteen year old son wants to know if we ever do Q and
M sessions as in question and answer. Yeah, it's as you got an
answer question when it gets masked. You asked me a question on Manna ask
me a question, I'm gonna answer you. I'm gonna answer you. So
marred. She loves candy chat they're nice ladies, and she wants a Titanic
shirt. Well, there it is. It's got two exch time where we
hit to Florida. Give her a shout. We shot. Yes, indeed,
thank you, Ronda. Now get out of our hearts. Actually,
I think Ronda was supposed to help him to get someone else out of his
heart. Well, Ronda is there now, so that's where my blood lives.
What do you got? I've got foo? Yeah, how it happens?
Never associated? Oh boy, here we go. Hello, Hello,
Hello, l dearest Steco, do not blame yourself for your drunkenness. Carl
Young was not supposed to be the subject because he is most He's the most
boring thing in the entire paranormal pantheon. Um. Oh, look, I
acknowledge the science that UFOs are real. Lee a phenomenon of mass delusion.
Oh you know that's something that we missed, you know, yea, the
whole the only thing we missed. Okay, it's a big subject, guys.
It's a rainforest. Also calls him an ass hat. He says,
make the T shirt another vote for Okay, he's a weed. Yeah,
so be it. Drink bang holes in your basement. Save the Titanic Glory
photos dot Org. I'll send you a design so you don't have you don't
have to use it. Oh, glorious, thank your Caulu Hunger Dave heard
back from high heeled, Oh, high heeled, hot yack. It's our
favorite part is that yack. She loves a new website. Oh last,
thank you, blow, thank you, thank you. Started to be a
typical wet. It's Inuit. Have you thought of doing a show about Sentim
has a large growing cult? Is that like the from like the Breaking Bad?
Was that what the guys are that's worth looking into? Um? I
don't know. Well, it's a it's a drug cartail cult kind of thing.
Like there was the two hitmen and they had to like crawl all the
way up to the thing and that's where it was like a it was an
altar to death and they got that's where they got the information on the hit.
No, maybe, yeah, yeah, I think that's what I think
that's what that was. That's that'd be cool. I didn't know that was
for real. I I briefly, Uh did a did a glance at it?
Did you? Did you did a dime up state and learned from some
other guys that were big into the South American drug game. Yes, yes
that's my life. I am a convict. Yes, yes, that's what
happened. How do you know? Why are you saying it's so casually?
It was ten years of my life and that might be a good combo for
laya Roda roda for the suggestion, I'm gonna stop read it up? Oh
my list, male, I always watch your stuff, but I can't because
it's me because of Hill. Yeah. Whoa la la la la na.
Hi. That was fun. See, you can't tell someone to sing,
You just have to let them find the song themselves. You're rowing, you're
right. Oh gosh, oh boy, oh borg, Oh my good,
golly, gosh, we got an email from that's right. Oh wow,
wow, the lovely lady a lou Oil too far, dude, you go
too far? No, I do you too far? Hey? A lot
of rights? Hey fellas? Hi, Hello, So I reased that I
realized that I'm racking up a large number of promises from the two of you.
Oh no, my correct. I was just promised a free ticket to
the live show, Yes you are correct. Months ago, I was promised
a palm reading session from Flora. Yes you are correct, yep, cash
that in. And Stecco promised I could sleep on someone's couch. Will I
don't remember that one I can listen. I don't know someone's couch. I
promise you can sleep on someone's couch. Oh my gosh, I promise you
can sleep on Flora's couch. You promise a lot of things. Yeah I
did. I also promised to say the Titanic. You should well. Two
out of three ain't bad. Let's seem pomp. Not sure if he meant
his or if he was signing floor up. I was signing floor up.
Yet there it is, uh like I do. You guys are digging yourselves
into a real hole. Also, you should pick a dight for the live
show. Yep, we're working on that. You'll have June July summer reading
program. She's ready for it. Perfect. That's gonna work out well for
everyone. So she went her house in Florida for her vacation and got burnt
riding jet skis sweet. Got some stomach flu not fun. To make myself
feel better, I listened to the old episodes. So thanks for making the
vomiting more fun? Yeah, that should be our subtext, blurry photos,
vomitings more fun. We make the vomiting more fun, she says Flora.
I'm glad that you that she didn't make you too angry with her UK comments,
Um, you weren't here and that was heavily edited. Uh sorry,
you a team lost, and then we're a bunch of babies about it.
They were. I wasn't. I wasn't happy with how they handled it.
But you know, yeah, well either were they. She swears that's her
last negative commentent about UK until next season. Yeah you don't have plenty next
Yeah, Carl Young episode was a doozy truth and I was a boozy floozy.
Wow. Yeah, I feel like Stecco should be in the penalty box
just on principle. There you go, won't. I won't disagree with that.
She's taken the Myers Briggs test before and it has the same personality type
as me. There you go, yours truly, Dave Stecco, It is
Uh, it's always a toss up when I meet people with my personality and
whether or not we get along. Sometimes it's like seeing an actual seeing your
actual self as opposed to how you like to view yourself. So Stecco,
we either love each other or hate each other. I'm living, I'm leaning
towards love. Yeah, you can't have my sofa, but I know for
a fact that I will like Flora. I'm the wild card, interesting husky
love and motherfucker husky. Oh, I forget that the wild Cards. You
and Lana are in league Briggs for the wind I swear to god it's the
UK Huskies. It's not. Yeah, that sucks because husky loving was a
really good really Lana's laughing her pants off. Yeah, wildcat kissing all right?
Face man? How did he know? I know? How about some
puns? Reason decided to start a new business. It's similar to a SPA
experience. It is a place where people to come and explore their deepest natures.
It starts off with a one on one psychoanalysis, moves into group therapy,
and then ends in group sex. Is a place of read up revitalization
where people can let loose and really explore themselves. It's called young and free.
Wow. We also tire partake of restaurant of Waters that we can be
forever young wow. Oh yeah compounded there is a discount on fixmus Sorry about
all this. Then it's National Beer Day and I drank with my cat and
she's a real bitch and got me drunk, but I donated, so that
should make up for it. Yeah, you're the best. Yeah, we're
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accept that also. Uh, she says Florida, you took your ship about
UK like a damn champ. Once again, No, he didn't heavily edited
it heavily. No, heavily edited. Okay, Davis look better now heavily
did look better than me powerfully edited. A right, thanks to Thank you,
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