This is the downbeat on ninety the Freak. She's no Barbara streisand I'll tell
you that. Yeah, as far as body counts go, I would agree.
Look good for her or that Jardians lady, catch that bee? You
hear that? Yeah? Did you hear your song? I did? Wasn't
that sweet? That was very nice for her? She was on cocaine?
Yeah, I think I was hyper hyper. Well, that's what happens.
You get a sudden burst of energy when you're was it your a one C
levels drop? Yeah, that's true. She's still on Guardians after being replaced.
I wonder if we can find an article about what happened, the truth
behind that, you know, I think I think that's what Taylor's new album
is about. And then the song is exactly the same. It's a new
girl and she's in an office. Now I'm coming around with the new Jardians
lady, though you are. Look, I'm Deanna Cologne Dog. You know
that for life? Brohi dog, I'm bomb Chica for life. But I
don't know, do you know how much you paid for that cameo? Too
much? For if I'm her, that's not enough? Yes, it is
like if somebody getting that many requests. If somebody came up to me,
how long is that video? Like a minute minute and a half, two
minutes with the song. If somebody came up to me and said, hey,
today, will you make me a video and make up a silly song
that's two minutes long and make it personal and be into it and funny and
send it to my friend Kyle. Here's forty dollars, I'd say, no,
I'm good. Would you do it for a hundred I'd be more apt
to do it for free then I would be to take it for forty dollars.
That's not gonna work. On cameo. If okay, you want to
make some money, start one, grab an acoustic one hundred bucks, your
own little Dingu jingle, dingle Dingu's jingles, And I'm telling you we do
a bunch of them. Do it. Do it right now. I'm on
cameo. But how many beating? I quit? How many cameos have you
done in your life? Oh? Hundreds? Hundreds? Yeah? Really?
Yeah? What were you charging? Twenty thirty? I think I started twenty
five or something. That's what I did. I start at twenty bucks or
something. Man, thirty five, I think it's a forty right now.
Now, I don't ever do it's just do you get any requests. It's
more evidence of how stars have fallen. Oh yeah, I mean I I'll
do like once a month, maybe twice a month, like I have some
people I picked their order for their fantasy draft every year. You know,
yeah, just like that. Cool names. Maybe it'll start no you we
should we we should we should should we should start your and that'd be good.
But I'm gonna I'm gonna do the elite package. It's going to be
two hundred bucks. I'm sorry, and see how many you Okay, but
then you do have to make it you can't. I'll make it cool and
do an open to food court. Yeah live, and you have to apply
first and get accepted. What apply? Because yeah, they have to you
know. Yeah, there was a vetting process. Absolutely, there's they have
to know that you're a star. Being a cameo, it's a cameo is
not a cameo anymore. If the person who's in, then you're just an
extra mm hmm, okay, you get it. I think you could do
you see two hundred bucks? Yeah, I think you could do two hundred
bucks. But you'd have to put a little into it. I would definitely
put Yeah. For two hundred bucks. Yes, I'll spend an hour or
two working on something cool. I'm that's serious. I bet you you probably
want every couple of weeks. Yeah, I mean that's something, all right,
dude? What it's Draft Day? Welcome to the NFL Draft Bonanza,
Kevin Side, Oh do you have more in your opener? Is? No?
That's it sid right now, and only because I just heard it this
morning, So don't feel bad Dan either way, don't read the man,
Kevin. Does Danny Bayliss know what city the draft is being held in?
No, I'm gonna say no as well. I don't think you does he
know who the number one pick was? Oh? Okay, I will say
yes to that. No to the city. Okay, Danny, where's the
draft being held tonight? I mean any moron would know that the draft is
being held in effing Motown, Dtown, Detroit, rock City, home of
Eminem. Oh god, it's a letter on all the TV behind you.
I swear to god, I did not look at the team more iconic Detroit
figure. The reason I know that it was the Roger Goodell Eminem commercial that
they ran during I don't know, maybe the MAVs game or something. We
talked about where the draft is going to be, and it's going to be
in Detroit. Okay, yeah, I did not look at the screen.
You know what, I don't think you did either. You know the number
one pick on me? No f n idea, nor do I care the
number one pick is going to be? Oh, I don't care. Is
that Bryce Young that was last year? Give me a half point for an
even knowing a college football player. At half point, you officially win the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Bet Kevin, you gotta do the only
fan Fine, I'll do it wearing wearing on your on your on your Wiener
whatever. Uh No, So this is Jeff Cavan and I are doing the
draft to not at a place Buffalo Wild Weeks and Grayvine, and it's gonna
be a good time. Starts at six pm. I've been in the draft
with since twenty thirteen, which every year, even when we didn't even work
together, we found a way to do it Togetheryl ranked the last ten drafts.
Then well, if you look at him, the twenty sixteen one was
good because well he actually got someone drafted in twenty seventeen. Yeah, can
we I saw something about that for the Cowboys. Yeah, no, Xavier
Woods the safety. The claim is that Jeff Kavanaugh got Xavier Woods from Louisiana
Tech. Yeah, I could play. I mean, I think I can
find the audio. Probably got him drafted by the Cowboys, So I know
that sentence. I don't know the story at all. Well, so we're
hanging out in the Dallascowboys dot Com draft studio place right there because we were
doing it there at the time, and the secondary coach Jerome Baker, no
yeah something Baker comes in and he basically is just doing the interview because they
drafted I don't know, Jordan Lewis and Chidobez maybe whoever, maybe it was
that year. And then Jeff was like one more thing, yo, get
Xavier Woods, like in the sixth round, because we're doing the whole thing,
like eight hours on a Saturday, we're doing the draft and I've got
the audio right here. I think I just found it. Okay, this
is good. I'm pretty sure he plays. So basically, yeah, so
he's in there and Jeff's like go get him and lost it. Okay,
there is Joe Joe Baker was his name. He came back in the room,
right, So we're talking about who to go get here. You,
we appreciate the time secondary coach Joe Baker with us here. We appreciate it,
Thank you, and I hope you guys end up having Xavier Woods fall
all the way to time. Alright. I don't want to get greedy,
but that'd be great. Okay, that's all right. Then he comes back
in the room. Okay, So they end up selecting him in the sixth
round of the twenty seventeen NFL Draft with pick number one and ninety one.
The Dallas Cowboys have traded up to select Xavier Woods safety Louisy okay, and
then Joe Baker. It's Exavier. Yeah, there's been a lot of talk
about you in this room. Man. You can thank these guys right here
that you're a cowboy. All right, So, no, we didn't,
but maybe we did. You didn't, you did, We absolutely did.
You can pretend that you did. Yeah, you nailed a pick. Like
Malcolm pretends that he's a real fireman, and he has the outfit. He
even kind of looks like a real farman, shiny. He's a tiny human
and he's not old enough to have a job. You're just much like you
are, pretending to have influenced the Cowboys selection. So you think that the
organization's one. You think that the organization that tried to trade into the first
round and select Memphis quarterback Paxton Lynch eight years ago is so good at what
they do that they wouldn't have just gone with what the guys were saying in
the podcast studio. I don't know, probably not, but maybe anyway,
it's dressed fund. The Cowys picked twenty fourth tonight. There's a lot going
on at the top though, Before we get to the Cowboys. The first
pick of this draft is going to be Caleb Williams, who was at Oklahoma
for a while he's now at USC. There's a lot about Caleb Williams to
like, and that he's really good. He is also seen as a complete
diva whose dad is around all the time, very similar to Kyler Murray.
And they're even talking about like he's not going to do well in the cold
there. Now they're building a dome stadium in Chicago, so it should be
fine. But this is he's very good. But I do think a little
bit of bus potential there as well. There may be no good quarterbacks in
this draft that work out, and with him, he is really good.
He can run. He had a terrible offensive line in USC. But he
freaks out old heads because he paints his fingernails and stuff, and like he
freaks out old scouts. Of that, I don't not really worry about that.
I do think it's interesting these guys who played for Lincoln Riley, like
Kyler, go to the NFL and can't really do much. So we'll see.
I mean, Kyler's been okay, He's gonna go number one, all
right there. His dad is will be on TV tonight with him. I
mean, his dad is living his life through Caleb Williams, and you will
see it tonight. There's no doubt about it. Then we got questions because
two is Washington in the division Dan Quinn that could be up for trade.
They need a quarterback too. There's a couple of quarterbacks. What is Jaden
Daniels who is at LSU, who is a runner? He does not.
He had great wide receivers. He has not used the middle of the field
at all, which is highly concerning. He's probably going number two. I
don't know what to think about any of this. Drake May is the guy
at North Carolina. He had a couple good years. He also talks like
Jeth Row on the Beverly Hillbillies out of Nowhere, and they like he's from
Charlotte. I don't know why he talks like he's from Alabama. Maybe not
that different. But he's been hanging around Philip Rivers a lot lately, so
I don't know there's a lot there, Drake May. These are like quarterbacks
who are like, are probably gonna go top five, but there are huge
questions, at least as far as I'm concerned. Like looking at this,
and I did watch like stuff on the quarterbacks, I knew they're all going
in the Laice a couple quarterback game, especially the top and it does seem
to have settled on the top three. But then the JJ McCarthy thing,
it keeps popping up. Yeah, and even New England seems a little bit
interested to him, and I don't know if that's changed. Yeah, New
England's number three. No one really knows what they're gonna do. There's big
rumors that they are off of Drake May. So it's Jaden Daniels or no
one at three, they probably want to trade and get picks because their roster
sucks. Four is Arizona and they could do anything including taken Marvin Harrison Junior
the number. Well, he may not be the best wide receiver of the
draft. I think you could talk about the guy from Washington, his name
is Rome, and then you have neighbors from LSU, but it'll probably be
Marvin Harrison Junior. But they might want to trade down. So any of
these teams who are sitting there don't have a quarterback. Denver doesn't have one.
Two picks for Minnesota at eleven and twenty three, do they want to
get up and get a quarterback. There's a big roomor going around now about
Minnesota trading up to number five to get the Chargers pick, and they would
trade. They would give the Chargers those picks, and the Chargers would end
up trading Justin Herbert to the Vikings, and the Vikings would then be set,
and then the Chargers, with their new head coach Jim Harbaugh, who's
just such a buffood, would take his college quarterback JJ McCarthy, who they
just want a title together. I don't think anyone has a good feeling on
if JJ McCarthy's good or not based on he was asked to throw the ball
twelve times a game in college. Justin Herbert's great, he is, he
is, he is, and maybe they're kind of starting over with tarball there,
so he's like, we can start over. I get my quarterback and
I'll trade you them. Well, the rumor is eleven pick twenty three and
then a second round pick next year, which is to go to five,
to go to five, eleven twenty three, yeah, say around pick oh
yeah, and Christian darrisaw a top seven offensive tackle in football, so that's
all like top five action, and then god knows it's going to be tons
of offensive tackles. I think the over under on offensive tackles taken is ten
and a half. The under is pretty safe there. I think the Cowboys
are definitely in the mix. What are the Cowboys gonna take at twenty four?
I think you can narrow it down to offensive line right there at twenty
four, center or tackle. If we think they're gonna keep Tyler Smith at
left guard, which they probably should do, but I mean, dude,
you're gonna tell me the Cowboys can't take a great wide receiver. That falls.
Why couldn't you? You should know you have no offensive lineman this year,
or do they start to function like a team like Green Bay does.
Why wouldn't you if you liked a quarterback that fell, maybe one fell and
you like them, would you take Michael Pennix? Or I don't like him,
but Bo Nicks, I don't think he should go in the first round.
Panick seems to be super intriguing. Pennix is the twenty through thirty two
late first round quarterback who is probably gonna get drafted to that right, but
he also could somehow go to the top twelve. Yeah, people have varying
opinions on him. Some say he's like the best pastor and the damn thing,
and some people say because he's had a multiple knee injuries, I think
and yeah, two acls lefty and I don't know, people hate him,
but yeah, no, I think I think somebody will move up and take
Panics a little earlier than we're expecting. And I think the couples are stupid
if they don't just take meat. Take me, take the meat, get
meat whatever it is. And the names. Oh so there's again. The
Cowboys are also in a position because there are a lot of offense tackles in
this draft. They're lucky at twenty four. They can get the sixth or
seventh best offensive tackle in the draft at twenty four and still be taking a
good player. A lot of years you can't do that. There's three good
ones in the first round maybe, so they're gonna be set there. But
like they could take center too, and then try to figure out what you're
gonna do it tackle later, and then tomorrow night for round two and three.
A lot of people think running back would be the way they're going,
although there's a big rumor that they've met old Zeke yesterday, who, by
the way, will cost them six million dollars on their salary cap next year
because of cut to give early and all that stuff. Yeah, it's like,
I guess you should have kept him then if you were going to do
that. I don't know. The Cowoys have put themselves in a position where
they need these things for this year because they were stupid about handling business.
But next year they might need a corner. Next year they might need a
wide receiver. So I don't have a problem if the second best corner in
the draft is there at twenty four and you want to do it. I
don't have a problem with that, but it hurts you for this year.
I'm fine with corner. I just don't know, I mean receiver, all
right, give me a dream scenario. Give me like I guess the dream
scenario at twenty four. As far as somebody sliding, whether that's be one
of the better tackles than the guy Tyler Geitons from Oklahoma's on everyone's mock is
Yeah, I don't love him based on watch all these guys. I don't
know. Yeah, I have no idea read on stuff. I wants to
talking like kind of not like ready right now. So I don't know.
Is there any dream faller that you that has a chance to dream faller?
So well, you want one of the centers to fall. I think if
if the Oregon kid falls, his name's Jackson Powers Johnson, Yeah, I've
seen him, good name, good name. Graham Barton's a dude from Duke,
but that's probably the area he would go in dream faller. Brock Bowers
tight end maybe, although why would you draft a tight end first round?
But he's hands down the best tight end of the raft. Are right number
one for sure, The other thing is like, if you wanted to go
defensive end two, Like, are we sure that Sam Williams is ready to
like step up and be your number lost? Storm's armstrong, Like, I
don't know if you're gonna play Micah Moorett linebacker this year, like they're talking
about that's something real. I would consider defensive end. The Texas tackled uh
Byron Murphy. You need defensive tackle help. Now. It looks weird that
you took one last year and he didn't play well and all this stuff in
his storage container. Oh yeah, bye bye guy. No updates on that,
weirdly, but yeah. Corner would be the other one though, where
I'm like, I kind of like it, but it's gonna be off the
line. It's what they want to do, and that's fine. It's not
sexy at all, and I understand that. Oh that's fine. The best
scenario is they can trade back to pick thirty one and then get one of
those sinners right and then do the Travis Frederick move basically where they add a
pick. They don't have a fourth round pick this year. They've only got
six picks in this draft, and they don't have a fourth round pick.
Now you should look at their fourth round pick as Trey Lance. But Trey
Lance doesn't help your team next year unless you're trying to trade Dac tonight,
which you're probably not. But I don't know, I don't know what they
think. This is all laid out, y'all. And the story hit when
I was out of town. I think we were probably I think you guys
are probably gone too. But the story hit to Bill Belichick's coming here next
year. They're gonna fire McCarthy and hire Bill Belichick. Come on, The
story's there. Bill Belichick was trying to get the job here to spite Bob
Kraft, and they ended up not doing it, you know, so,
I think I think it roll. It's kind of set up to just be,
Okay, we'll take a shot. Maybe you make a run in the
playoffs, but if not, we're gonna burn it anyways. And that's why
you have a lame duck offensive and defensive coordinator who's a Marius Mimes. He
has Georgia offensive tackle and that I would like. Now, he only started
like eight games, but he is seen as a freak amarious memes a name
to like. I think if the Cowboys take them now a couple of other
things here. How about some guys. It's my little red flag report real
quick, all right, just a couple guys. You know. Peyton Wilson,
linebacker in c State, might be around two. Guy. We need
linebackers, right. I actually think it's a positive red flag. Though in
twenty nineteen, he got arrested on a misdemeanor. He's consuming alcohol underage.
Happens all of us. He had a fake ID, No big deal.
But he's also injured for he was arrested for injury to a personal property.
As he was resisting arrest, he ran from the cops and now running for
the cops, gets hit by a car, ends up hiding underneath a parked
vehicle. Savvy, quick thinking, elusiveness. He can play for me any
day. Who would think I got hit by a car? I'll hide underneath
another car. Yeah, the very same thing that just hit me. Give
me the last place they'll look. That guy at linebacker? Okay, looking
for action a positive red flag. Max Melton is a cornerback from Rutgers.
Good player will go on day two. Probably He got arrested for his involvement
in a paintball ONCI Dent that injured three people. Charge to three counts of
aggravated assault for a weapon, but just paintballing. I don't know, man,
I'll draft that guy if the league sours on that. I have a
paintball guy on my team. Jermaine Burton is a wide receiver at Alabama.
He led Alabama in receiving yards the last two years. That sounds good,
right. He also has been taking off the boards. The only thing that
I can find is that he swung at a female Tennessee fan when the fans
stormed the field. That's the only thing I could find on him, though.
That's it. I mean, you don't do that obviously, that's terrible.
But like backhand, uh, get away swing or an actual swing.
Yeah, and maybe he thought it if you're a sea of people, it
could be like get away from me. Well maybe he didn't know that she
had Well, maybe he thought it was like a long haired beach bum.
Clay Matthews was out there, yeah, guitars haand coming out of bam.
So there's your Uh, there's tons of odds on this, mic. I
know you got big gambling on this. Primary color of Caleb Williams nail polish
black is your favorite tonight could be orange, because bears could be white,
pink, blue, green. Uh, who will you pick? Who will
we hug first? Mom? Dad, girlfriend, Agent? I'm picking Dad.
He's allll nobody, nobody has ever hugged Roger Goodell. Oh, they
always do hug him. It's like a bit. There's a commercial running with
Peyton Manning testing the hugs on Roger Goodell. They always pick him up and
squeeze it dumb like I'm telling you Roger Goodell. Yes, he's sore and
miserable. How many think about these animals like some of the youngest, strongest
dudes in America at their most excited and nervous and high alert. And it's
a bit to hug Roger Goodell. I'm telling you. He goes home and
his ribs are killing him, and the next two to four days he's miserable,
taking put run an icy hot all over his nips. Why how many
dogs will be shown in the first round? Two is the over under one
on cats? Because sometimes you get the at home camera feed, dam not
the hot girlfriend. Yeah. Is Bill Belichick's dog gonna appear in this?
I hope he's making picks. He was that was the greatest. Remember that
in uh COVID year. COVID draft was fun. Like all the gmses were
home and they do a live cut into Bill Belichick's breakfast milk and there's a
dog sitting like in the chair that he was in and the graphic said,
the graphics said Bill Belichick, Patriots head coach. Meanwhile, he's like the
laptop was open in front of the dogs. So good. He's in the
background taking scissors to a hoodie. Yeah, exactly. It was so good.
Nice drafts tonight, Grapevine, Buffalo Wild Wings. Come see me and
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