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very special guest. You can find her on Twitter at Creant miss c r
E a n T m I Z on OnlyFans at miss m I Z dot
Creant c R e a n T. Remember links to everything in the episode
description as always, folks, and she's done a couple of scenes I want
you to check out. So if you listening to this right now and you
go to Many VIDs West Philly Dungeon, if you look that up, she
has a scene that's up on there, and she's going to be doing some
upcoming work again, depending on release schedule, could be out already, you
never know, so make sure you head over there and check it out anyway
at Maddie Crosses Many VIDs account and you can find that m A D D
E cross co c R O ss x x X. Ladies and gentlemen,
join me and welcome to the show. My next guest, Miss Crean,
also known sometimes as Muffy Slayer. Hello, Hello, I know I didn't
really hit you with like a hi, how you doing today? At the
end. I just kind of dropped it at the end there, Uh,
let me ask you, Muffy, miss Crean and whichever wonderful name you want
to go with, how did you initially decide to get into the adult entertainment
industry? Okay, so this is funny. I was doing roller Derby and
I fractured my calcanous bone, which is your heel bone, so I couldn't
walk at all, you know. I was on you know, just like
the crutches and no pressure on my foot, and my kids are now going
all to school, and my ex husband was like, why don't you do
some an work? I thought, who's going to want to see at the
time I was thirty, it's gonna want to see me at thirty six on
Camwell Derby doll on MFC got kind of popular immediately, and the dom personality
and me kind of came out because you're dealing with a lot of people that
are just, you know, ridiculous. So I kind of turned this little,
nice, sweet girl into like, you know, taking any of your
shit, and that kind of blew up. So I a producer found me
all these years ago, and I did some work with him and his wife.
I don't even know if they're doing anything anymore, but it was Devil'sgirls
dot Com and Kirby Kandice Moon. I did work with Ruby Violence, Deborah
an Max and I had a blast doing all girl girl dom work, but
had to go underground for a little while. And we can get into that
if you'd like to. But I decided to come back out after all of
these years and my kids are grown and my grandmother now, and I said,
what the fuck, like, I'm gonna have a little fun now.
So I did my first boy girl scene ever with Austin at Billy Dungeon.
And apparently the little teaser clip has gotten a lot of attention. Wow wow,
Okay, so was it just kind of a snowball effect, Like it
sounded like you were like camming to make a little bit of money and then
did you It was it just you realized like wow, oh oh, there's
a market for this. There's a market for me. There's a market for
Muffy Slayer here. You know, Derby Doll at the time, Doll,
Derby Doll, right, yeah, Derby Doll. Yeah. Well, weirdly,
I night it did snowball like I wasn't expecting. I didn't even think
anybody would look at me. I mean, you see all these gorgeous girls,
I mean perfect eighteen year old bodies, and I'm like, eh,
you know, but I had a laugh. I'd like to entertain when the
camera comes on, like I get all excitable and it's fun. And then
the shooting just started to happened, and I was doing these girl girl scenes
and doming and at the time, Jay Devil was up for an Ault Porn
Award. I mean, this is going bad years ago. But I wouldn't
choose any boy girl, so I wouldn't let him dom me. So I
was dombing his girls for his sight. And then his wife and I did
some poor Mafia stuff which was fun where we would break in new girls and
it was a last I loved it. But then again, I don't know
if you remember the porn wiki leaks, yes, oh yeah, yeah,
very much. So yeah. So I was outed on that my three children,
which were all underage, pictures of them, pictures of my house.
It was horrifying because I had it. Within two days, thirty thousand people
saw pictures of my minor children and my address. Let me just pleasure it
there for the audience if they don't know the porn Wiki leaks thing. Wasn't
it like a like a pissed off producer or something like that who had kind
been pushed out of the industry, don't. I don't quite know the backstory
on it. I know what eventually happened was I think a major porn company
bought the domain or the website or whatever and just shut it down. And
we're like, yeah, no, no, no, can I say the
name of the company. Oh, yes, Oh they're the good guys in
this right, yeah, Braziers, Braziers. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting.
From what I heard, this gentleman was going after people in the industry because
he had an unrequited love that was in the business and he was pissed off.
So he figured out that he could out all of these girls and try
to do some bs religious stuff. But he was getting paid because every time
you go to it, it's all pornla. So he's getting making money off
of outing people their HIV status, their personal lives. That he was going
to people's house or you know, calling up people's family members and saying,
hey, your daughter is a whore check her out here and then outing like
the mom's at where mom worked, go here and be you know, say
Muffy's mom or whatever and tell her her daughters of war. It was horrifying,
and I mean this was all in the news and everything too. People
are looking to earth this man. He had to leave the country and finally
it all just kind of worked out, thankfully, because I mean, you
know, you got but and you got wrapped up with that so they had
pictures of your kid. I mean, that is that's crazy. I'm a
petty, vengeful, spiteful person at times when people screw me over, what
I'll do. Here's my move though, I'm not going to out anyone.
That's crazy. I will look and see if you have a domain name,
and then I'll buy your domain name if you piss me off, and I'll
redirect it to my website. But that's the most I'll do. Like,
you know, that makes me sound fucking nuts. I understand that. It's
funny. We've all been there. Muffy comes on, She's like, this
guy's totally normal, and I'm like, here's how I know. Here's how
I get people. I mean, but trust me, I have the same
you know vengeance because I'm a sweet person. Like you know, life is
short. Let's all get along. But if you fuck with me or somebody
I care about, I'm gonna I'm gonna find a way eventually. So it
came about early on in this show. I'm doing this solo now, but
for five seasons I had a co host, No bad Blood. We still
do our comedy show, but he needs more time to himself. I have
all the free time in the world, so early on to be able to
book people for this show, I would I sent out probably four to five
hundred cold emails to any porn star I could find with an email address self
booking in their you know, bio or whatever. Hi, would you like
to come on this show? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And
one girl responded back. Now she I won't give her name, obviously,
I'm not gonna do that, but she was very much like you know.
I don't know that it reaches the level of professionalism your show that I'm accustomed
to. Now, all do respect to her. She's a mid tier performer.
Okay, I mean, not even a name most people would recognize.
She let me know that I'm actually kind of a social media brand manager,
so I know what I'm doing with this, and you're doing it wrong.
And I looked and her domain name was available, So how are you gonna
chastise me and say it's unprofessed but your name? So then you know,
I buy it, and I redirect it to my personal website. I don't
do anything shitty. I don't post pictures of her kids or her house on
there, or even her name, but I do redirect it my way.
So I understand that little bit of vengeance there, but that the porn wiki
Leaks thing was create. Now, I will also admit this. I'm gonna
sound like a total creep. I had been on porn wiki Leaks before.
I never saw the pictures, I never saw anything like that, but as
like a college kid, I saw someone's real name and I was like,
I was like, oh wow, that's her name. Weird. Never followed
up, never did anything creepy, but it was kind of in true because
there's such a mask and a mystery to the people in this industry that I
find so fascinating. It's almost I mean, it's the same thing as Hollywood,
except it's a more you know, like passionate, dirtier type of field,
so you get a different kind of emotion out of it. But so
did you have any anxiety jumping into it when you did with the camming and
then as it started the snowball or were you just kind of free, like
is that your personality where you're like, you know what, I'll get over
this. I got to do what I gotta do. Well. To be
honest with you, in the beginning, I was a terrified, nervous wreck
until the camera turn not. I don't know what happens, but once the
camera turns on, I'm like, all of my insecurities go away. Like,
you know, I've had three children, I don't have an eighteen year
old body anymore. You know, all of these things that I judged myself
weirdly bored has made me feel so much better about myself. The first I
ever did was with like j Devil Kirby Candas Juperman was there. There was
all these people, like seven eight people and it was my very first scene
ever. And I was domming Ruby, Violence and Deborah and Max and they
gave me a standing ovation and they were just watching me like, and I
was like, did I do okay, They're like, oh my god,
so yeah, like it just whatever, you know, it just all goes
away when the camera's on for some reason. But when the camera's off and
I'm in my sweatpants and I'm you know, doing my chores around the house,
I don't think I'm hot shit. You know, I'm just your average
woman next door. But I'm a hold kinky. There's a there's a performance
adrenaline people will get sometimes like yeah, right now, I feel like I
got hit by a truck, and you know what, I'm still powering through
and moving forward and it's great. And I don't even have my dick hanging
out. So they were sitting there, you know, you mentioned Dom's.
Is that naturally your person Did you find that that was naturally your personality?
Is that where you're most comfortable or is it just where you work best?
This is a great question. I would say I have a little bit of
both, you know what I mean, Like I'm a switch in real life.
I love the doming, but normally I'm like, you know, I
just want everyone to be happy. I love to please people. If you're
happy, I'm happy. It's wonderful. The doming really more came out,
though, there were so many men trying to take advantage of the nicety,
you know, and especially when I was camming and I didn't know anything because
I never watched other girls shows. I mean I went on old Fish,
No Idea, so that was kind of weird. And all of these people
that were just rude and inconsiderate. It just started making me furious. So
the dom came out, and then when the porn meeking happened, I was
like, Okay, I still need to work, but I don't want anyone
seeing me or my face. I moved out of state so no one knew
I had dress anymore. And I started doing private, private sessions domby and
you know, I mean I had a laugh because now no one knows where
you're I made more money actually too, because you know, getting paid really
good per session. And when I was in North Carolina, I had an
amazing business going North Carolina for the Bible Belt. Oh my god, sure
it's all that repression, right, Yeah, it was unbelievable. Yeah.
So yeah, then I had to come back home to New York as a
family, and I said, you know, well, let me just start
dambing again. And I'm in a smaller community, so it's not the same
kind of reach. But something just clicked and I said, you know,
I waited my whole life to just be a wild old lady. I'm gonna
I'm going to do this. Why not? So I decided to do a
scene with you know, Austin at West Philly Dungeon, and I had the
best time of my life. And I'm like, okay, I want to
do more, more more. He's not a clip, you understand why well,
I mean, I'm going to bookmark it right after this as well as
everybody should if you're not buying it already, folks, but let me okay,
if this is too personal, definitely just step me back. But did
you was there a was there a early on you said your husband partner or
your husband trying ex husband? That's what I was going to ask. Was
there a reluctance on doing boy girls scene? Like was that a line that
he just wasn't comfortable with some guys? If you even suggest camming, some
guys are going to be like, oh, you know, I'll leave her.
There's a lot of very jealous guys. There's a lot of very jealous
girls too. My wife is great for letting me do these interviews. You
know, there's a lot of wives that would flip out. My wife's an
artist. She's cool, she totally gets it. She's funny. So was
there was so it was a relationship thing. Is why you didn't do any
boy girl scenes. Yeah. So he was great with the idea of camming,
and of course loved the idea of playing with other women. That was
never a problem. But the idea of him seeing me actually have sex with
another man, yeah, absolutely not. And the irony of hills. So
I just put this clip out the other day and I'm having really hard anal
and this clip. So it's like fourteen seconds of people. Even one of
the comments was change. You know. I'm like, yes, I can
take it. But even one of my domb clients was furious, furious,
how could I let this guy do this to me? You know what I
mean. And I was in a submissive posture during this whole time too,
It wasn't like I was dombing and just you know, oh my god.
So a clients, even some clients get mad about it, and then you
know, because they're not having intercourse with me, you know. So that's
another thing. Too, and that kissed them off so bad. But selah
Pee, you know, like, this is life. You got to deal
with it, and I'm going to do what I want to do. And
right now in my life, you're more of a poly person. So the
people that are in my life really get what I'm doing. They get me.
They have no issues, and you know, they know me. Once
you know me as a person, you don't even see this other stuff.
Weirdly, they all kind of laugh like you don't seem like Adam in real
life. And then you know, but again, when that moode happened,
and then I'm like, I can be pretty hardcore. That guy was all
pissed off you did that scene and he went to GoDaddy dot com. He
goes porn WikiLeaks too, Is it available? Uh, yeah, it's so.
It's it's I admittedly, I've done tons of these interviews now and I
still don't understand all of the dynamics of the dom sub type relationship. Like
I've been I'm thirty six now, I've been with my wife since I was
nineteen, and you know, it's, uh, we're very happy, we're
happy in our relationship, but we don't necessarily feel the need to explore those
kinds of things only because we're happy in whatever roles we have. Maybe we've
never just taken a proper step back and assessed what our roles are. I
don't know if that's required or not, but yeah, some of the interviews
I've done with people who say, this guy flipped when I was even a
little bit submissive and I never heard from him again, and you know,
blah blah blah. You really do have to walk that razor's edge. It
seems like sometimes when you've developed a brand already and then you don't want to
ruin it quote unquote by doing something that goes against that brand. How cognizant
are you of what works for you money wise and what could be a risk?
Is there any type of scene you just absolutely wouldn't do because it may
hurt your brand, but you are a little bit intrigued by it? Oh
yeah, there's tons of things. But you know, I mean, so
to get back to you know, what you're saying with the domin something and
how some you know people can't see their mistress as a submissive. But look
at Julie Slone. Julie Simone does everything and one of my scenes for Cigar
Vixen's I actually shot at Julie Simone's house in Brooklyn. I'm on the stairs
at her house. Wow, you know, back in the day. So
if she can do it, I can do it. Why can't I be
both? Why can't you know what I mean? It's like it's so unfair
for some person to say, I'm gonna do this, but my wife doesn't
know I'm doing this, you know what I mean. But your mistress can't
get fuck get out of here. You know. I don't get the shit
what anybody thinks. This is my life. It hurts my money. I
don't care either. It's not so weird for me here and being authentic and
who I am. And I'm a sexual woman and there's nothing wrong with that.
And I'm fifty two, I'm older, So that's another thing, like,
you know, like embracing this fact that I'm aging. A lot of
men think once their women hit the men puzzle reach, you know, they're
not they don't have sex anymore, they're not interested. They dry up.
Well, let me tell you, if you see my video clip, you'll
know that none of that's true. You knows or not for every woman anyway,
so I'm real power these younger women, like you know, I mean,
I hear a lot. You're not a grandy, yes I am.
You're not fifty two, Yes I am. I purposely don't die the gray
because I'm not trying to compete with eighteen year olds. I'm trying to show
the twenty year old beautiful girls you can grow up and be beautiful and still
be sexual. So sorry, I die, I tribed a little bit,
oh please, But to like the sub and dom thing for me is more
there's a lot of sexual shadow. You know. I'm a trained Peruvian shaman
too, Okay, so like I do energy work with people, you know,
I mean like like side stuff. But what I loved about the dom
and the like we're rewriting stories. Sometimes it's not all just you know,
I mean, and I could you know, when you're in a position with
a mayor, especially when they're intimate with you at a certain level, they
feel comfortable. So when they're having real problems, I'm the one getting the
phone call, not their therapists sometimes because they feel safe. So I loved
that too. And I've actually you know, did a lot of my my
tremantic training and I'm working on a ministerial counseling masters too, not that I
plan on doing. I'm going to be important, but I like having the
knowledge just so when I work with people that you know may have been sexually
abused as kids, we can we can work on that and and they're powerful
now versus you know, all the stuff. So I think sex and cake
and it's underrated how healing it really can be. For sure, for sure,
it definitely can be, but I think it can also be. That
would be funny if I just did a one eighty here and I started going
against porn. But I was gonna say I had been destructive to that guy
whose life you ruined by getting fucked real hard anally. He saw you as
one thing and you've taken that away from him. Yeah, but fuck that
guy. Uh unless, But the problem is it's his fantasy. He fell
in love with a fantasy. I can't, you know, maintain everybody's I
mean there's thousands of people. I can't maintain all of their fantasies. All
I can be true to is myself. And I'm a switch woman. I
like, I love darmy, but I also love to be dumped too.
I'm just very peculiar, and I do not let many people do it until
I feel comfortable with a person, you know, so if it ruins his
fantasy, I love him. Sorry, you know what I mean. You're
my friend. I care for you, but get the fuck over it,
totally, totally. You've hit You've hit on it a few times now.
Your age, by the way, your skin looks phenomenal. Thank you,
Harry. I know you just said. Everybody's always saying you're not this.
I didn't believe you were that old either, and then I saw the hair
and I was like, oh, well, maybe she's still younger. My
wife's been dying her hair since she was twelve. Stressful life. Do you
wish you had had the ability to jump into this at twenty years old?
No, not at twenty, because I wasn't really realized in all of my
sexuality at twenty. Now, when I started doing the camp stuff in my
thirties. Yes, I wish that if the porn wiki leaks didn't happen,
I would have given it my all at the toe, because you know,
I was younger and I was having fun. But life happens the way it
does, and that's okay. I learned a lot. I've become more sexual.
To me, the older I get wilder, it seems to be like
I have more emphasis. Maybe it's because I know I'm closer to dying and
I want to get sucked as much as possible before that happens. I don't
know, but well, that's a social media clip I got to put out.
Do you want to know that the creepiest thing in the world is as
we were talking, I just got a follow request from Maddie Cross. Yay,
okay, okay, all reading my mind? Yeah, yes, following
me? Yeah, but I mean, no, you you do look phenomen
Have you been told though, that you have to go into certain categories or
do you want to work within those categories. I haven't been told anything,
but I don't listen very well. No, sure, you know what I
mean. Maybe that's the dumb or or just the fact that I'm a hard
head. I mean clearly I'm alternative looking, you know, So, I
mean I can't do the norm. No tattooed orn, you know, that's
just not me. I love girl girl stuff. I mean I used to
do like, you know, girl girl girl. You know, I just
have a blast with that. But you know, I don't. I'm just
doing what I want to do and what excites me, and I believe if
it's going to be a good performance, it's got to be real. If
I'm not having a good time, it's going to be a shitty performance.
When I'm having a great time, you know it like you just can't help
it. So that's why I think the authenticity is important. So for like
Fetish and the Granny, it's hysterical. If I put Milf in a tag
or cougar, not as many views. If I put Granny in it,
Holy shit, the views are going through the roof. So I will gladly
own my granny status because I literally have a granddaughter and another one on the
way in a few weeks. Wow, okay, all right, that's awesome.
I love when people kind of reclaim their title and don't let anybody tell
them elsewhere. Like a lot of people all my life have told me you're
talentless, and I go, well, but maybe, and then they were
right. Unfortunately at the end, I am in fact talentless, but I
do doing something. No, Yeah, I was kidding those a joking good
going to say it'd be funny if we just broke it down into therapy session
right now or at the end I'm crying, going mafia. I just don't
get it all right. As far as the dom and sub thing, I
I personally I don't need. I don't know. I feel too awkward being
a dom like I'm just I can be a tough guy. I'm a big
guy, you know, but I I also don't want to be a sub.
I hate the idea of like being tickled or anything. Yes, now,
so when you sub stuff, how deep into that do is? Do
you think it's about an equal weight both ways? Are you like this much
dom and then this much sub and you can go or is there one that
you can really go further than you like? Are you not able to get
mean enough to be the top top dom type stuff? But you're okay,
you know, being free and doing whatever you want on the subside, how's
that right? Well, I would say I'm war of essential dom okay,
but I can get pretty mean when needed, and I you know, I
do like breather clients, you know where they wear the late hoods with a
teeny tiny hole and then I'll wrap their head up and put a bull sox
ofitter on their hand to make sure they're breathing and like, I do some
wild shit with people in that sphere, but I'm definitely more of an essentual
dom I'm not I don't really want to be mean, but I can do
it. That's not you know, like not all doms have to be like
you get this image of these German hardcore Yeah that's in my head. Okay,
yeah, that's not me at all. And like and even when I'm
a sub, I can't be with a dominance like that either, because what's
going to happen is is you're going to meet Rye down and we're going to
fight. I need a sensual dom too. I like it a little rough,
you know, like, but if it's just abusive, you're going to
see a whole different side of me. So yeah, I guess I'm just
right in the middle of baby For all of their can I ask you you
mentioned the al thing? My wife's got about twelve tattoos too. By the
way, folks, for the people who listen for years and would hear Shane
ask ridiculous silly questions and this and that, here's what it's going to be
from me from now on with me solo, I'm going to try and conduct
this interview as well as I can, and I will occasionally throw my wife
in because really that's all I do is podcast and hang out with my wife.
My wife loaded with tattoos, can I I don't want to. I
don't want to offend you. You're not going to, Okay, the one
on your arm, this tattoo, the sleeve you have here is like some
of the most detailed, beautiful work. I love that. I think that's
phenomenal. Now if you can see, yeah, this is all like Hindu
spirituality for me, contric person, you know what I mean, like the
philosophy of tndra, not what some girls do and call it tantra. That's
two totally different things. But yeah, so this is all about that.
And I don't know if you saw I'm going to stand up for a minute,
that's okay, yeh, please thank you. So like, well,
I'm working on that still. That's like ten years and so that is also,
you know, a contric kind of tattoo. But I don't you can't
even see these I've got I could see a body leg started over here.
So this is like a pleaser boom. You can't see it. I'll say,
I can see it. I could see it on That is the I
mean, is the goal full body someday? No, it's not full body.
I like some skin like I love a bare ass, but I like
tattooed legs. I think, you know, I'll finish this someday because I
still have some background work to do. Finish my stomach, do this leg
Maybe you know I've got some ideas over here, but I don't. You
know, I'm going to keep it kind of. But I notice, though,
the more tattoos I get, I get that fetish niche of men that
really are into tattooed women. And it's funny a lot of these men are
tattooed at all. So, like I said, my wife has twelve I've
been in a tattoo parlor once. Yeah, I got nothing on me.
Are there places you won't get tattooed? Only? I'll say this again,
Jen, my wife wants to get covered. Right. One thing, there's
two I don't love, okay. I don't love a full chest piece,
uh, and I don't love anything other than something small on an ass.
Like. Look, if my wife ken said I want this full ass piece,
yeah, yeah, sure, go ahead. You know, but if
you're asking my personal preference. So that's why I ask, is there is
there something you just you're not gonna you don't think you'll ever get done my
face. But that's what I was gonna ask too. How obviously you are
a tattooed person, and obviously we've already said yeah, I've said it many
times, and I assume you probably go buy this if it as long as
it's legal. I don't care what people do ye personal preference, but face
tattoos go go a little far, no, I well, you know,
I think it depends on the person to some degree too, because some people
can pull it off or like my daughter, actually my oldest has a tiny
little red heart, but it's not filled in and weirdly it's cute on her.
But I was like, at first, I was like, what are
you doing? You know, because you start thinking of you know, older
too, like jobs, you know this, and that I'm at an age
nour give a shit, nobody. I'm not trying to get a normal job,
you know. So I'm not worried about it. But I do think
every once in a while that I might come up to right over here,
okay something, but maybe maybe not. I'm not in any rush to do
that my leg, you know, finishing the stuff I've started, and then
if you know, then maybe but as will always stay bare, face will
stay bare. I'm not going to put anything up here. I'm not.
I'm like kind of like keeping my breast bare to you. I know a
lot of girls like I want to still, you know when I have some
skin too. I like the look of both. I guess I gotcha.
I got youa that makes sense. So let me jump into some of these
questions. Now, now that you're shooting girl and you're willing to and you're
opening up and whatever. I always ask this question, say you have a
set rate? Now, obviously you're saying you're a lot more flexible, especially
because you're getting to choose all your projects and everything like that. It's not
like some young performer who needs to pay rent, which is always kind of
a very sad situation when they take a scene they don't really want just to
be able to pay the rent. I ask this question, what is a
type of scene that you, from your rate or whatever, would take a
discount for because you're so intrigued by the genre or the concept or the website,
And then the inverse of that, what is something that is just there's
no dollar amount and we're gonna take all the illegal and gross stuff off and
whatever else, Like you said, you're German Dom, let's take all that
stuff off. Yeah, So what is something that you're so intrigued by that
it was like, say your rates fifteen hundred dollars. They're like, oh,
we're only paying eight hundred for this, and you're like, oh,
you know what. That gets me a little excited. I want to jump
into that, and then the inverse of that. Okay, So for me,
I don't know if it would be a topic, it would be a
person of who I'm working there, Okay, Like if I you know,
like Maddy for instance, she's this gorgeous, beautiful woman, she's fun,
peinky, like I want to meet her. I would do that for free,
like just just to be able to be near her, Like totally,
I would there's you know what I mean, because it would be fun.
I don't even care what you shoot to work with her, I'm saying with
West Philly Dungeon, I would do whatever because genuine, good, wonderful,
amazing people like I don't even give a shit, Like it's about having fun,
you know, so that is exciting to me. Weirdly, another thing
I would love to do, you know how there's all of this damsel in
distress. I would like to do the opposite, you know. So say
I'm you know, on the side of the road somewhere or something, you
know, in my car and I'm kidnapping men and taking them to my dungeon,
and you know, like something like that would be a blast. I
would do that for free. And what I wouldn't do you know, yeah,
I don't even know how to say this because it's so gross, but
you know, like some of the bodily functions stuff, Okay, to be
fair, let's take them out. Let's take them out. Is there any
other thing where you're just not like, yes, okay, yes, So
when I see like a woman getting really abused, okay, you like really
slapped hard and ten times in the face, that just pisses me off.
There's no way in hell will I work with somebody that wants to do that
with me. Like, to me, the dom aspect, if I'm going
to be as submissive, it's a dom is there for you to you know
what I mean? I know it sounds counterintuitive, but I don't want any
type of just abuse. And one person added me the other day because you
know they're everybody's trying to get people to work with their only fans silence.
Yeah. And I just watched him slap a woman so hard in the face,
like fifteen times in a row, and I thought to myself, I
would kill this motherfire. It would be a problem on set, like because
I would just I don't take abuse well, but a little painful, playful
sex love that let me And again, if this is too personal, stop
me, calls me back. After your divorce, was there a run in
your personal life at all or no? So I'm like one of these weird
people after divorce, I won't get anybody for at least a year, no
sex, Like I didn't. I just said, I need to unpack all
of this baggage. I need to heal myself. And I know how we
am, you know, because like let's be honest here, sometimes when you
have really great sex with someone, you fall in love with the sex and
the hormones, but rather than the person. So I didn't do anything.
I didn't even really work other than some dumb stuff. But I didn't do
any filming I just took the time out for myself to get my shit together,
so to speak. And then after about a year then I was like,
oh yeah, somebody better get into this now before I die. Okay,
all right, okay, all right, let me let me we're actually,
I don't know if you believe it or not, we're actually almost out
of time here. Episode is let me run down some of the basic questions
that people want to know, like in terms of what type of content they
could see in the future, things that you're comfortable with, or we actually
have a lot of industry people that listen to us. God damn it,
I didn't record it. We interviewed Anna Fox, who is the most successful
female black performer of all time, and we finished recording with her doing our
interview, and after I hit stop recording, she goes, I listened to
you guys all the time, and I went, what the fuck say it
on air? PLA. So for anyone out there that's listening to this that
may be trying to book you or trying to get in touch with you or
whatever it is, let's just run down the list. It seems like animal
is okay, yes, okay, like yes, sorry, have you ever
been in or are you at all interested in anything like a gang bang with
the right people. Yeah, so that's an interesting thing because I always ask
this too. To me, there's there's really two types of gang bangs.
There is rag doll girl, where it's kind of like she's almost like might
as well be a collection of flashlights that's kind of being passed around and whatever.
And for the girls that like that, you know, like extream submissive
girls, that's great. Whatever. Again, I will always say I don't
give a shit what you do as long as it's not with kids or animals.
But then there's the other kind of gang bang where it's like, you
know, you're it's almost like a domb gang bang, where you're kind of
like you in this one, you in the mouth, you over here,
blah blah blah blah blah. Do you have a preference if you were going
to shoot a type of gangang scene, which would you prefer? Okay,
well, you'll love this in real life. I've never had a gang thing
and I've never even been depeated in real life yet. Okay, so that's
pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, so I want to do it, and
for me, I imagine it being more like, you know, I mean,
I'm imagining it because I haven't done it yet, but I imagine it
more being like, yeah, you come here right there, and you I
want you here, and you know what I mean, that's just how I
imagine it. But I mean, I'm not really too much of a maybe
I ever read though I don't know. I mean, Austin was giving it
to me really good, but I'm just as involved. So there's this one
moment where I'm on the swing and he's doing me aaly and I'm tied up,
but my foot had some leverage, so I started pushing off so I
can fuck him harder, and he was like and I'm like, yeah.
It was just like you know, but I don't get to do this kind
of stuff a lot. So I'm like, if I'm going to do it,
do it so I feel it for three days and I'll be the happiest
girl in the world because I'm going to go home and be lame and not
do anything for another week or something, you know, So hopefully it's just
uh, you know, I'm sure it'll be fine though, because I don't
really I don't just do any scene or I don't just work with anyone.
I really want to make sure that you know that there's something I feel,
something that makes it fit. So it's a good scene for everybody, wow
to try. If there's no passion or emotion behind it, if you're just
simply doing it to make content just for a paycheck, that resent like that
that really you can see that, you know, the audience can see it
where it's almost like, wow, this chick looks like she's, you know,
thinking about what she's going to do next week as she's getting pounded by
two guys, you know, and how boring is that? Like nobody wants
to see that. So for me, I would say, my my best
feature is my eyes. My eyes are very you do a very pretty eyes.
Thank you you, by the way, I try. Yeah, I
got our peakers, but like, but my eyes are very expressive. So
if I'm bored, you won't know it. If I'm not having fun,
I mean I could, oh, but I don't want to do that.
That's just ridiculous to me. Anybody who's paying for something should have a wonderful
experience. And if you're just watching me, then I want you to be
like, oh fuck, yeah, she loves this and in this clip.
You know that's going out there. You can very clearly tell that I'm having
the best time of my life. And I think anything I do, I
just want it to come across like that. But I'm willing to try other
you know, fetishes or niches. Like I said, my domb stuff,
I do a lot of crazy things. So you know just why I have
fun. I want to explore. It's me learning me too, which is
interesting even after all of these years. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
How about I don't even know how to say this. It's not awkward.
I just don't know what about all aspects of come? Is there anything you're
uncomfortable? No? Okay, now I'm with a blush. You're making me
blushed. Okay, all right. So basically I love it and like you
know, so when I'm in a submissive posture, like nothing makes me happier
than to see Daddy comp you know, or to please daddy or you know,
like give it to me, give it to me, and I want
it. And if I don't get the comp then I feel like I didn't
do a good job. I could have done better, Daddy's not happy or
you know what I mean. But that's my goal is to see even as
a dom it's my goal, Like we want you to call me, You're
going to come for me. But now it's like tell you you know what
I mean? So yeah, okay, all right, no please no.
I also yeah, I get it. I get it, and I appreciate
that. Thank you. Uh in the last question I have for you,
and then if you'd like to say anything about yourself to the audience or whatever,
I'll give you that time for sure. But the last question I have
for you is not something I'm directly interested in. But my co host used
to end every interview with this, so in his memory, I'm going to
ask giving or receiving? Are you comfortable at all with piss? Or is
that one of the bodily fluids? Well, so I'm a squirter. Okay,
so I mean I'm a multi orgasmic squirter. So it's just like I
should have been called guys or girls. You know, it'll keep going.
So there's always, you know, people saying, is that piss? Is
that piss? No, but I'll piss on you. I don't have a
problem with that. But I don't want to be pissed on unless we're in
the shower. And you know, you're my man, and you can piss
on my toes. I don't give a shit, but yeah, that's about
my limit for that. Yeah, piss just isn't my thing necessarily either way,
Like you know, it's just some guys though. All about it?
Oh, all about it. I mean, I've got a couple of clients
that like to be mummified with saran rap. Yeah I've heard that before.
It's so much fun. But they'll want me so I will literally stand over
them and pee all over them. And it took me a while to be
able to do, which is funny because at first I was like, yeah,
like I could squirt all over you, but like, I don't know
about the peeingk thing. And then I was just like, hey, you
know what if that's their thing and it's not, you know what I mean,
like, you know what, here you go, honey, here you
have it, have it all for sure? Yeah, yeah it's not again,
No, I don't care, but not my thing. Feed aren't my
thing. There's just a lot of things that are more common. I'm just
real meat and potatoes type of guy. Okay, that's good too, good
for sure for sure. But I do find it fascinating people's interest in these
things. I almost wish we could get to what it was that kind of
caused them to be interested in stuff. I could tell you, okay,
go ahead, go ahead, okay. Well, one of my clients has
a smoking right and when he was a little boy, and we're going back
a long, long time ago. This man has passed away now, but
he used to run away when he was a little kid a lot. So
his mother one day tied him to this little like sapling tree while she was
going to go inside to check the pie. And she's smoking her cigarette and
you know, flicked it on this little sampling tree. She's in the house
and the trees on fire at these times, whoa And ever since then,
oh boy, women's smoking the fire being burnt a little bit. It's a
massive turn on for him because we're processing things from our childhood a lot of
time. I mean, people don't really think about sex as you know,
like you know, we hat feelings when we're little kids too, and again
sexual shadow. So it created this thing inside of him or like an ex
husband of mine used to crawl in the closet his mom wasn't home and sniffer
shoes because that made him feel close to her when she was gone and he
was little. I mean he was probably four or five years old. He
wasn't thinking of it in a dirty or naughty way, but it brought comfort
and as he got older, Oh feet this, you know, yeah interesting,
Yeah, it's all it's creepy. It's all triggered from our childhood,
right, I guess everything about us is yeah, yeah, yeah, but
yeah, okay, I don't know. Still, I don't know. Just
again being a black and white plain guy to hear like, well, I'm
really into sucking on Muffy's feet because when I was little, I would smell
mommy's shoes. You put that in writing and it doesn't look great to me,
but you know what, hey, it works, it works. Whatever.
Whatever gets you through the day, whatever lets you pay taxes, and
fucking you know, not kill people on the road. That's what's important.
Ladies and gentlemen today, Oh do you want to do? You want to
say anything? They want anything about yourself. I mean, I'll be honest
with you. I was going to tell you this. You're a great talker.
You're a great conversational list. I wish my husband's thought that. Thank
you, I mean, I really can't think of anything else to say.
I'm having a blast with you. I'm so happy that I'm doing this.
So yeah, thank you. That was one. Yeah, it was wonderful.
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Thank you so much for having me. I've had a blast and I
can't wait to terrorize you and watch all your shows and get caught up and
everything. I'm excited. Well, I'm excited to dive into your content too,
and I will use the excuse I'm just researching to check it out.
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