1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,560 But on the Sea Rats sad scale, it's a zero. It's a non 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,719 sea rat story. And to remind the audience, if you want a five 3 00:00:06,759 --> 00:00:09,320 on the Sea Rats sad scale, one of those parents would have had to 4 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:12,240 have killed each other. Uh huh. Yeah. In order to get to 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:17,160 a five, someone needs to either be dead or beaten with an elephant bone. 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:22,039 Yeah. It's rarefied air. And it's an award you don't want. 7 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:29,079 And that is pat and I send out, We send out plaques. We 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,880 do, we do. Tommy just got hers Toomy just got hers. She 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,960 sent us the picture on Instagram. She said, I can't thank you enough. 10 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:58,039 Question mark. Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new 11 00:00:58,039 --> 00:01:03,399 episode of Welcome Aboard. It's another podcast. Now we're not gonna call it 12 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,359 that moving forward. I just made a booboo, so I said that. 13 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:11,959 Okay, public service announcements. I'm dealing. Settled up next to one Patrick 14 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:15,280 kicking. Great to be here, Permission to come aboard. This Wednesday Patreon 15 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,599 dot com session of the podcast Network six pm sharp for the twelve dollars tier 16 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,640 members live watch along of the Love Is Blind reunion. That is going to 17 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,120 be a hoot. We're going to be watching with you. That's what a 18 00:01:26,159 --> 00:01:32,480 watch along. We've never done one, so I'm assuming that's what a watch 19 00:01:32,519 --> 00:01:36,200 along is. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, you're looking forward 20 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:38,920 to it. Like we can watch it and then you guys can talk to 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,760 us about it while we're watching it, and then we can talk to you 22 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,120 about it while you're watching us watch it. It'll be the best thing ever 23 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:49,000 Patrion dot Com Session of the podcast Network and Patrick. Oh and it's also 24 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,719 worth worth mentioning if you know, you can pony up the twelve bucks if 25 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:57,519 you just wait a day, we'll release the release the episode we recap for 26 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:04,120 five dollars, right, but you won't have gotten to be a part of 27 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:07,640 the ceremonies. Yeah, it's way more fun to be doing it live with 28 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:09,680 us. But again, if you're a little you know, fill a light 29 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:14,159 on cash, you know what you do, go into your neighbor's trash BN 30 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,919 Oh my god, fourteen so happy we haven't done this in a while. 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Pull out fourteen. Can we set this up please really quickly? Okay, 32 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:24,520 So we know the times are tough, the economy is not in a great 33 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,159 spot, and we're going to be talking about Factor later in the episode. 34 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,360 Yeah, yeah, well that's a that's a great food menu program where they 35 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:38,479 just mail menus to Frey cooked meals. Yeah. So what we used to 36 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,960 do, well, we were helping people. We were doing them a service 37 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:45,439 is giving them ideas on how they could you know, scrape together some cash 38 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,199 pass five bucks to listen to our content behind the paywall. Now, we 39 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:53,400 came up with many ideas drug dealing, robbing pretty much, just those of 40 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,879 course petty corporate scams too, oh right, right, right, But what 41 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,639 do we have tonight? You know, well, why don't I just harken 42 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:05,000 back to one of the whole new audience and we'll talk about below deck. 43 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,560 Okay, calm down, yeah yeah, So here's what you do. Here's 44 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,879 what you do. Okay. You go to your grocery store and you buy 45 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,960 some laundry detergent okay, yeah, and then buy some ziplock backs, right, 46 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,800 put this the laundery detergent and ziplock backs, and then head on out 47 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,919 in traffic drugs. Traffic drugs. But it's not really drugs, it's not 48 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,159 anything illegal. Your your investment in that is like probably like twelve bucks. 49 00:03:27,319 --> 00:03:29,639 Right end of the day, you probably got like twelve thousand dollars in your 50 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,919 pocket, at least twelve thousand dollars and maybe even more. And if the 51 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:37,639 cops catch you, if those pigs catch you, you go test the shit, 52 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,639 right, you say, test the shit? And then I think, 53 00:03:40,759 --> 00:03:45,680 like all they can get you on is like racketeering, maybe like arbitrage crimes 54 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,680 or something, but that's not a big deal. You spend a night in 55 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:51,439 the clank, you get like fucking seventy thousand dollars And the good news is 56 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,360 is you only need to pay us five. You get the love blind content, 57 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:58,400 right, and then what do you got, like your or twelve if 58 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,520 you want to be a part of the ceremony, you got like sixty nine 59 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:03,759 hundred and ninety five dollars. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of chatter. 60 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:10,960 So you're welcome. Oh yeah, below deck. Yes, we have 61 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,639 quite an episode and we have a difficult task coming up for Patrick, that 62 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:19,920 being laying off of poor Jared. So okay, so I feel like I've 63 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:24,000 been going hard on Jared. I go hard on all the cast members, 64 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,319 but I feel like he's in a bad spot. Well, it triggered you 65 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:30,160 because you have a deadbeat dad. Yeah, well he's dead now. He 66 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:32,079 was definitely a debbie. You know, he decided to take seventeen years off 67 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,680 from contacting me. Yeah, he told me, hurt my feelings. Yeah, 68 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:40,199 so this upd Pat, Yeah, it hurt my feelings too. Oh 69 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,120 it did, okay, or it would it didn't. Well yeah, yeah. 70 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,920 So I was like thinking to myself, and I reached out to Jared 71 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:48,839 too, because you never know what this editing and stuff. I was like, 72 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,839 you know what, next couple episodes, I'm gonna definitely not go into 73 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,120 them hard. But I have to tell you, Jared, you make it 74 00:04:57,199 --> 00:05:00,120 real hard for old Pat. Yeah, and I know that you extended an 75 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,680 olive branch, but I wanted to read what you sent him, and I 76 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,399 don't think it's going to do a very good job. You said, hey, 77 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:09,079 Jared, why don't you buy a fucking plane ticket to go see your 78 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:13,399 daughter? You scumback. I mean, I don't think that's gonna help out 79 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,240 anything. I said. I've been giving you a lot of help. Maybe 80 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,439 you'll come on the show if you want to talk about it. You can 81 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,879 give it back to Dylan and I. But you know this episode, Dyl, 82 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:27,680 with the tail end of the episode, you know, it's hard to 83 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:30,920 go easy on a guy who thinks it's a good idea to at two am 84 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:36,399 do an employee performance review. Well, with a blood alcohol content that could 85 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:44,399 poison a rhinoceros. There's a little judgment there. Yeah, so we'll see 86 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:47,480 how this episode goes. How many punts? Oh, great episode, forty 87 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,439 I thought it was a great episode. Two I'd give it six pots because 88 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:59,959 I thought it was good. And I'm gonna have a tough job tonight because 89 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:04,759 Tony is going through a lot. And I feel for Tony because you lose 90 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:10,759 a parent and their anniversary or the anniversary of that loss comes along, and 91 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:14,759 it's very, very emotional. But you can't make lunchables for people, right, 92 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,160 right, that's not appropriate to do to people. I mean, regardles. 93 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:24,199 Listen. The only leash that I'll give Tony is that you could put 94 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,360 a fucking ten of cat food in front of Eyeleen. I mean, one, 95 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,920 I don't know that she'd notice, but two, she deserves worse. 96 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:35,439 So you're only good for your looks. But you did make lunchables. I 97 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:38,959 mean that's just a fact. We'll get to it. But my god, 98 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:43,759 great episode though, six pots. Like I said, let's get into it. 99 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:48,720 Love Me Tender. Episode title heartbreaking, back to pots and thoughts, 100 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,519 the sonny and back channel bend thing. It just it's like, boo, 101 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,519 he's not your person. And I know that you're on a boat and everybody 102 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,600 has needs, but boo, he's back to a ben Boo like that is 103 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:08,680 not You're like, is so much better than that, you know, he's 104 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,800 like a he's like a bad plate of putine. You see how I made 105 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:17,360 it Canadian? You see that that's cheese, right, uh yeah, fucking 106 00:07:17,399 --> 00:07:24,800 I don't know what those those frigid people eat fucking cheese and fries with gravy 107 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:30,279 so they don't die in the Coles Canadians. Well, we begin the no, 108 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,759 you're lovely people. We love our Canadian fans. I love them. 109 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:35,720 We begin the episode with the morning with Captain carry doing his usual inspection. 110 00:07:35,839 --> 00:07:40,000 It turns out the decies are kind of fucking up a little bit. Yeah, 111 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,040 and last episode, just to remind us, and I think that we 112 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,040 I was in this weird like twilight zone where I thought that we had said 113 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,319 that they were going to recap the stuff that we were witnessing at the end 114 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,319 of the episode, and we really didn't get that much, but I'm not 115 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:59,879 sure the pot. Jared was crying because Eileen said that he was on the 116 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:05,319 good for his look, So Jared's Jared's had a couple of nighttime breakdowns and 117 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,120 Jared needs to vacate the premises because for Jared, I mean, we talked 118 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:16,000 about him having a mentally ill or a mental illness that is temporary. It's 119 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:20,319 it's like a HouseGuest, and it's not good that he's on this boat right 120 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,720 now for him and his mental He knows he needs to leave and go get 121 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:28,279 get get healthy. Yeah. Meanwhile, Frazer checks in on Chef Anthony and 122 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,439 yes, hey, what are you going to be serving this morning? It 123 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:37,600 turns out he's named a dish Tina's Toasta's toast only has two ingredients flour and 124 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:45,559 bitch. Til Have you ever eaten bitch? It's grown in Tucson? Have 125 00:08:45,799 --> 00:08:54,519 I No, I've only gone down on women I love. Okay, So 126 00:08:54,919 --> 00:09:00,360 I feel gross for saying that. That was like, you didn't to make 127 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,679 that that right? Sorry, but yeah, he says like, I want 128 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:07,919 to start a restaurant one day, and Frase, just like Fraser seems to 129 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,960 be he's heard the Sea rat dreams a time or two, and he's just 130 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:16,600 like, all right, buddy, go ahead and do it. Don't do 131 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:20,000 it with your own money, do it with the investor money. Best. 132 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,639 Well, Anthony tells Fraser he's trying to find ways to you know, memorialize 133 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:28,519 his dad's his dead dad's memory, and it might be a tattoo, and 134 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:31,559 it definitely won't be with having sex with his nephew's wife. I know, 135 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,799 that's so crazy that his uncle did that. Yeah, yeah, I would 136 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,679 think about this, like what's wrong with this fail? You know? Can 137 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,519 you imagine? Like all right, so Chef Anthony's pissed, you know that 138 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,720 his uncle stole his wife and whatnot, But think about being his uncle. 139 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:50,000 And every time someone's like, you know, hey, you guys are a 140 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,399 cute couple. How do you beat And he's like, oh, my nephew 141 00:09:52,519 --> 00:09:56,519 introduced me to her. She was his wife. Yeah, and then I 142 00:09:56,639 --> 00:10:00,120 started having sex with her. Yeah yeah, Oh it's crazy. How we 143 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:05,480 met. I met her at my nephew's wedding. Oh nice, Yeah, 144 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:11,000 she looked beautiful and walked down the aisle and their first dance was incredible, 145 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:16,320 and then we began having sex and a couple months later my nephew and I 146 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:22,360 know is that evening. So he's good. What can you say? The 147 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:28,919 booze bags start drinking first thing in the morning. Hey, we're on vacation. 148 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:33,639 But as you mentioned last week, there's drinking on vacation and then there's 149 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:37,759 drinking on vacation. That's a clear indicator that you have a serious alcohol problem. 150 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:41,159 Hey, if when you got Jared meeting with Captain Cary to drop a 151 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,039 fucking dime on you, you know you got your booze bag. You're a 152 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,759 filthy booze bang. He said, Aileen's a drunk hag with a smoker's cough, 153 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,559 and then they both agree that, oh my god, they need to 154 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:56,759 keep an eye on that head. Yeah totally. So where is my soda? 155 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:03,360 We go over specials. They are pancakes and French toast, all burnt 156 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:07,679 to a crisp with lopsided raspberries on the side, because nothing says plating like 157 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:11,759 a couple of lopsided raspberries on the rim of the plate. I mean, 158 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:16,799 that's just beautiful stuff. We get to talking about the day there's gonna be 159 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:22,879 a volleyball competition Iowa Verse Illinois and I say Illinois because Jared said Illinois in 160 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,960 the preference sheep meeting, and that's very sad. Yeah, those team names 161 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,559 are stupid. It's like I was in World history in New Orleans and one 162 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:39,759 of the local hicks asked the question how come the A Rabs got defeated at 163 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:43,320 something like that? And the class laughed at him, and I felt bad 164 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,799 for him, but what he said was very stupid. So we talk about 165 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,360 Eileen, who I'm not sure if we talked about it enough. She tried 166 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:52,080 to head butt the side of the jakuzi. Yeah, yeah she did. 167 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,279 By the way, you know, your friends really hate you when you haven't 168 00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,559 woken up yet and they can joke joke about you being dead and have a 169 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:03,720 good life. Yeah. I don't want my friends to about me. Yeah. 170 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,080 Pat's not up yet, he's probably dead. Yeah, wouldn't that be 171 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,240 horrible? Yeah? So we're at breakfast? Are we at all? Right? 172 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:16,919 Sorry? Sorry? So breakfast is served in Tina arrives to learn some 173 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:20,519 special toast called Tina's toaster on the table, and you would have thought someone 174 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:24,759 told her a car got keyed. She is so angry. Did someone stab 175 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:28,840 Santa Claus in front of her when she was six. She is a miserable. 176 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,720 She stabbed Santa Claus in front of her when she was six, and 177 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:39,480 also the breakfast specials are disgusting this morning. So Carrie wants to monitor Eileen 178 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:46,519 and tells a tale of him having to hog tie a guest. I think 179 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:50,440 he was kind of leaning into that, he said. The guest got out 180 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,120 of control. I think it was one of those coked up guests, you 181 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,200 know, like on cocaine. You know, we had to tie him down, 182 00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,360 like you know some of those idiots on airplanes now where you have to 183 00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:01,960 fucking duct tape them, duct tape some asshole. Yeah, you've been hogtied 184 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,879 before, No, that's true. I was. Actually it was very young, 185 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:09,240 and I deserve to be hogtiede They deserved to be kicked eighteen eighteen. 186 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,200 Yeah, and you got kicked. Yeah, the cops they hog tied me. 187 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,679 Well, actually, to be fair, I was shooting my mouth off 188 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,159 into the watchtower command thing, and you know, they didn't have that kind 189 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:22,480 of soundproof glass. So as I was calling them assholes for arresting me for 190 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,279 some bullshit, at some point they all decided, they were all talking about 191 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,720 they had enough and then they opened up my prison cell and they proceed to 192 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,799 beat the shit out of me. Yeah, and you threw up right. 193 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,120 Well actually, actually after they hog tied me, I was like getting dizzy, 194 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,840 you know, and then I started throwing up, and thank god they 195 00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:45,159 came in and they turned me over on my stomach. Yeah, and that's 196 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,279 why when that whole thing went down in the nineties, you were like Rodney 197 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,279 King, hold my beer. Now, you didn't say that. I'd be 198 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,440 disgusting to say, Well, I learned a lot and I've grown as a 199 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,679 person. Yeah, that was a very contentious topic I just waited into. 200 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,440 And know what those people did to that man is absolutely scott. They broke 201 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:09,440 his leg, I think in his arm. Yeah. I'd like to take 202 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,879 a shot, a hot shot a PCP before I had to do anything really 203 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:22,679 challenging, you know, like physically challenging, because man, I mean, 204 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:28,600 they really had an uphill battle and they were like eight of them. So 205 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:33,759 laundry Gay, Cat and Barbie talk about doing laundry. Kat tells Barbie that 206 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,759 she can help her learn. Cat, you can't do anything. You can't 207 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:46,759 help. I feel me too, So Carrie offers a little e foil fun 208 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:52,799 for Cat and Barbie in this moment is growing before our eyes. Cat will 209 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,960 be longboarding without getting a massive amount of shit from Barbie in this moment, 210 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,159 and Barbie wants to pop off right now. She does. Barbie wants to 211 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:05,360 say, you know, hey, betch we got work to do. I 212 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,799 don't care about the horrors of Europe, but Linda, we've got work to 213 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:09,519 do. Can I say this about Barbie? I think she did herself a 214 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:15,440 disservice by admitting that she had three nannies and that she was a daddy's girl, 215 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:18,399 and that she has a bunch of purses and all that, because she's 216 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,240 a really hard worker. Yeah right, So if we didn't know all that 217 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:26,000 background, she'd just be a regular sea rat that basically everyone around her is 218 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,240 lazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she would just be a sassy, 219 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:33,039 mean little sea rat who's you know, working circles around people right right, 220 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:37,120 hey sidebar here, I saw that lesion on Carrie's face. Did you 221 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,519 catch that? It was definitely a shaving accident, But be careful, that's 222 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:43,879 like two inches from the jugular and last thing we need is carry you know, 223 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:48,360 dying on you know, probably a straight eyes. Well he probably does. 224 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,720 But do we want Lee back? Because that's what they'd fucking do. 225 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,840 I don't want to do a podcast anymore called shouting. Oh god, I 226 00:15:54,919 --> 00:16:02,600 want to drive a boat, don't bury. I know it's called the fucking 227 00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:06,320 The negotiations would just be so sad. They're like, we don't want you, 228 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,720 and he's like, I got back and they're like, all right, 229 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,759 well we're not going to pay you. And he's like, that's fine. 230 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,320 I do a podcast about housewives called Shopping. And they're like, they're like, 231 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:18,440 Shay, I'm you'll you'll just work for fraid. He's like, yeah, 232 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:25,720 I just want to be big. Okay. So we get to the 233 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:33,960 broken camels and the tropical clearing Iowa verse Illinois. All right, so Team 234 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:38,120 Crop Top first Team Chicago. Now I don't want to be a stickler for 235 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:45,360 detail. But shouldn't it have been des Moines? Oh right, No, 236 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:52,720 Well, how can you be Team Chicago Illinois? And then you have Team 237 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:59,000 crop crop talk Iowa. Well, they're saying the city and the state are 238 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:04,799 their team. I think they just didn't communicate, or Team Chicago is trying 239 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:10,519 to commemorate their kind of love for the band Chicago. Oh I love that 240 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,480 band. Yeah, twenty five or six to four. We're winning this volleyball 241 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:18,720 game right now. You know where I really fell in love with Chicago was 242 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:29,119 as a backdrop, a secondary character. I'd say to the unseen Larry David 243 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,319 film that took place in Martha's vineyard. Unseen Larry, do you mean the 244 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,680 other comedian? No, Larry David has a movie that's never been seen. 245 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,319 Well, it's just it didn't It wasn't seen by a lot of people. 246 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,240 Yeah. Oh, it took place in Martha's vineyard. He was like a 247 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:52,200 an ousted automobile tech executive or something like that. Oh do you remember that 248 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,880 Clear History? Was that good looking guy in it? Shohn Ham? Yeah, 249 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:03,039 yeah, Chicago's very important to that film randomly. Really, Oh my 250 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:06,799 god, I seen him in concert. Yeah. They're fun, not really 251 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:11,559 seventy five piece band. Yeah. So anything on the game. No. 252 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,640 I love when episodes have this and it takes five minutes because I just put 253 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,559 my phone down and just drink white cloth. Yeah. No, it's fine. 254 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:22,759 I will say, though, Eileen got an underhanded ace, which I 255 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:32,759 don't know if that's an example of her talents or an example of how incapable 256 00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:37,759 of the field was because Eileen shitfaced. She should not be getting an underhand 257 00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:41,359 ace on you people. No, okay, that's unacceptable. So Carrie's cool, 258 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,079 dude, he gives her, He gives cats some me foil time, 259 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,319 what with her being abused in a cult and Hall. Can you imagine what 260 00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:53,799 Lee's version of this would be. Oh, he wouldn't teach you had to 261 00:18:53,839 --> 00:19:00,160 play fruit, did you? I don't want to give a podcast. He 262 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,720 get a whistle out of salty. Well, that's just how his mouth, 263 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,440 that's how his mouth works. Did we say we were going to talk about 264 00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:11,200 factor later on? Yeah? Yeah, oh we did. We did. 265 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,759 Oh we did, We did great? All right, and we'll talk about 266 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:17,440 them in a second. Local Mahi mahie fish tacos are served, and Barbie 267 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,519 is growing, but it's only been a few days, so we can't get 268 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:23,960 too far with the growth. She's pissed right now. Yeah, she's absolutely 269 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,359 pissed. She's upset because they're behind on work. And then you got Cat 270 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:32,200 out there on that goddamn e foil thing. Yeah, you know, but 271 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:37,519 you know who's about to be pissed? Pat? Pat? Because Jared cannot 272 00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:41,119 talk to his daughter. Oh yeah, Okay. So look, look, 273 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,839 Jared tells us he hasn't talked to his daughter in two weeks because of Wi 274 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,240 fi ahem, and he wants to be a good dad because he knows kids 275 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:53,200 get screwed up when they don't have a dad. Yeah, well, Jared, 276 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:56,799 you said it, so you know, so uh done? Beat Yep, 277 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,279 it's weird to me. I don't let me pick up the mantle for 278 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:07,599 you. Go ahead. I I would assume that there is some truth to 279 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,480 what's going on. But people are streaming home alone, well they Now, 280 00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:15,480 I know that streaming home alone does not require a lot of bandwidth, but 281 00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:22,680 I can't imagine facetiming does either. You know. It's just like, let's 282 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:26,640 figure this out, buddy, right, let's let's make this happen, buddy. 283 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,200 I mean this was filmed last year, so I hope it all worked 284 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,759 out. Yeah, me too. But people go on yachts all the time, 285 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,440 and they need to conduct business and they need to email. They might 286 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,000 even need to zoom. So I think that you could figure this out, 287 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:47,640 buddy, head to the last frontier or be on this stumb show for more 288 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,519 time. So Jared almost falls over and we get back to the boat, 289 00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:53,240 I lean almost falls over and then starts sucking down beers. Dinner is going 290 00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:57,480 to be an Italian med fusion dinner, and we chat with Barbie and Jared. 291 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:02,319 He wants to go down Barbie Lane and she wants him walk down that 292 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,680 street and be hit by a car. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, 293 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:08,680 kind of like a garbage collection vehicle. Nothing to kill him or anything, 294 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:14,440 but definitely something to dislocate the shoulder and have to go away. So, 295 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:18,119 uh Frasier and Barbie, I can I give Jared some advice or just 296 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,039 met in general? Yeah? Yeah. When a girl tells you that she 297 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,519 needs to get back to work and avoids any eye contacts and says I'll talk 298 00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:29,480 to you later, bro, that means she'd rather be attacked by a grizzly 299 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:33,599 bear than have sex with you. So and he means that. And and 300 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,039 I don't know if you've seen The Edge or watched any YouTube videos. What 301 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,319 was that doc where the crystal meth had got eaten by a grizzly bear, 302 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,920 a grizzly man. Oh yeah, that was a good one. I'm not 303 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:48,119 sure if you've seen any of those things. But the alternative to sleeping with 304 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,400 Jared is certain death is what that is. Say, so, I mean, 305 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:56,799 you know that's how bad she doesn't want to do it. Yeah, 306 00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:59,640 she'd rather be eaten by a grizzly bear. I mean, if they found 307 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,359 his arm with a watch or something. If we run that simulation one hundred 308 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:10,359 thousand times Barbie versus grizzly bear, I'm pretty confident that she would lose most 309 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:15,480 of them. I take those odds in Vegas. Yeah, I mean, 310 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:21,680 what would you do against a grizzly bear. I'd run? Yeah. Actually, 311 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,440 you know one time they asked someone asked me that because I used to 312 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:29,119 live in Lake Tahoe. Yeah, and they said, grizzly bears are great 313 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,759 tree climbers. So I'm like, oh, so by me climbing up a 314 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:36,119 tree, the grizzly bear, you know, he normally likes to eat his 315 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,680 prey up there, I'm like taking half his workload off them. Well. 316 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,279 And also people are like, well, definitely don't climb a tree when grizzly 317 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:48,440 bears are attacking you, And I would say, wasn't even I can't climb 318 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,400 a tree to save my life. I saw a tree the other day. 319 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:55,519 My wife and I were walking and I thought man, that looks like a 320 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,799 fun tree to climb, and I remember that I can't physically climb the tree, 321 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,000 and that's but I looked back on my youth and all we did was 322 00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:07,160 climb trees much younger Dylan, you know. So yeah, I know I'd 323 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:11,240 just stand there and just I'd throw one too straight to the grizzly bear's face 324 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:14,359 and we'll see what happens. I'd probably wop my fucking head off, but 325 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:18,680 you know I'd go and fight like Anthony Hopkins did in the Edge. Okay, 326 00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:22,200 night time, we have to take a break to talk about a wonderful 327 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:27,160 sponsor of this show, Pat, how has factor been changing your life? 328 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,319 Well, you know, the wife and I are busy with the two kids, 329 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:33,279 yep, and so we don't have time to cook. So when you 330 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,480 just set up for a program with Factory, they mail you a nice box 331 00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:40,440 with eight meals in it covers you. It basically covers you for the entire 332 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:45,680 week. Two minutes you throw one of these like amazing meals. Two minutes 333 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,400 you let it cool off a little bit, and you got like a restaurant 334 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:52,160 quality level meal. And yeah, so you would probably say that eating better 335 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,920 is easy with factors delicious exactly, So he took the words out of my 336 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,599 mind. Yeah, there's no prep there's no mess. Factor meals are ready 337 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,279 to heat and eat, so there's no prepping, cooking, or clean up 338 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,839 needed. Also, Factor, they're not freeze meals. You don't freeze these. 339 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,279 They're too good to be frozen. And I made that mistake. And 340 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,680 my wife as though she could tell from the packaging that it was too high 341 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:19,119 quality of product to be frozen. This is not a crocker, Slasonia or 342 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:26,799 whatever the stove first. No, this is kale, this is pork, 343 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:30,839 this is culinary heaven. You do not freeze this stuff. No, it 344 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,680 comes in a box where it's like ice packs around it, and it tells 345 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,799 you just put it in the refrigerator. You you know, it doesn't expire. 346 00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:41,279 You eat it anytime. Yeah, and it definitely expires. Well, 347 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:45,880 I mean, look, cuta Factor meals dot com slash below deck fifty and 348 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,279 use code below deck fifty to get fifty percent off. That's code belowdeck fifty 349 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:52,079 at Factor meals dot com slash below deck fifty to get fifty percent off. 350 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,359 Let's get back to the show, nighttime dinner. Okay, So dinner is 351 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:02,000 a problem, Pat, What were you? Did you chart any of the 352 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,759 dinner? Like, No, I always leave that up to you. Okay, 353 00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:07,440 looked good to me. Okay, but you know you're the expert here. 354 00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:11,240 I'm the expert on dad's walking out when you're four and never calling you. 355 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,160 Yeah, that's why I endear myself to the audience. And what cinder 356 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,920 blocks look like when they're underwater. Yeah, that's right. But you are 357 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,039 an expert on the on the whole food thing. Right, So first course 358 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:32,960 is adult lungibles with trefle oil. Now I I oh, really quickly we 359 00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:37,200 glossed over Fraser and Barbie at each other's throats. Again, that's right. 360 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:40,559 So they were setting the table and we get a look back on Camille, 361 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,440 Oh my gosh, breaking mimosas at two pm during a warks Millie ilsten. 362 00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:48,440 It wasn't mimosa, it was a goblet of white wine. It was filled 363 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,440 to the brim and she was like, what's the big deal? She had 364 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:59,880 already had three of them. She was so much fun and oh, such 365 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,680 a talented musician. Sorry, I'm gonna ask Fraser about this. When we 366 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:06,240 talked to him, he checks in with Chef Anthony, He's like, hey, 367 00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:07,839 has she been talking about me? Yeah, because in his mind he's 368 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,319 like that, like, I'll fucking fire your ass. And while he is 369 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:18,079 checking in with Chef Anthony, Chef Anthony is spooning Jarred maren aiasauce onto I 370 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,799 think geortillas, is that right? Yeah? Who grows now some kind of 371 00:26:21,839 --> 00:26:26,720 pizza dough. But he's spooning Mari and Era in a jar onto. The 372 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:32,240 first course, which is adult lunchables with truffle oil. There is so much 373 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:38,960 in this car crash of a dish that this podcast has talked about in the 374 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,640 past. I mean, it's it's all wrong, you know's it reeks Vegas 375 00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:49,559 Night with Kiko. It also reeks of a lie, of a fungal lie 376 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:53,599 out of the oil of truffle. I mean, I could not give this 377 00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:59,359 dish less pots And then we get to another cappuccino, which is an odd 378 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:02,559 thing to go best with the dessert thing. It wasn't dessert, it was 379 00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:07,000 it was a flaw frappuccino or a cappuccino. But we've we've done a beef 380 00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:11,640 cappuccino at this point. Now we're doing a fua cappuccino. I don't want 381 00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:17,799 to eat meals out of martini glasses, period, full stop. Let's just 382 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,640 not do that. So we get some Sea rats sadness before we round out 383 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,839 the time. Oh, break this down. Okay, So cat and vampire 384 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,440 quite similar to uh, it's not unlike Chef Anthony. Yeah, there's some 385 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:34,640 relatives there, all right. So a vampire gives us some sea rat history. 386 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,799 She was married for a year and then her dad hooked up with her 387 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:44,480 new husband's mom and then they she says, that kind of ruined everything. 388 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,200 Now, this is the thing that can happen. I've I've heard of like 389 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,839 couples get together and then their parents kind of hook up. Yeah. I'm 390 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,960 probably like a whole porn category about it. But on the Sea Rats sad 391 00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:57,359 scale, it's a zero. It's a non sea rat story. And to 392 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,319 remind the audience, if you want a on the Sea Rats sad scale, 393 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,880 one of those parents would have had to have killed each other. Uh huh. 394 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:10,079 Yeah, in order to get to a five, someone needs to either 395 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:15,599 be dead or beaten with an elephant bone. Yeah, it's rarefied air, 396 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:18,920 and it's an award you don't want. And that is Pat and I send 397 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,920 out, we send out plaques. We do we do to me, just 398 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,039 got hers, Toomy, just got hers. She sent us the picture on 399 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:34,960 Instagram. She said, I can't thank you enough, question mark. But 400 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:41,559 I mean it's a really I mean they're expensive. I mean, by the 401 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:44,799 way I think. Sorry, change of subjecture. Yeah, I think we're 402 00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:48,720 gonna have Barbie on the show next week, So start going in the Facebook 403 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,160 group and giving us questions. Yeah, and when we have a date with 404 00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:53,559 these sea rats, you know, we'll let you know. Oh, coin 405 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,400 Toss boy. I can't say his name because I don't want to. I 406 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,960 don't think. Yeah, okay, I can't stand that guy. These sea 407 00:29:02,079 --> 00:29:07,200 rats, they will waste your fucking time. My god, all bad. 408 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,160 It's me up. Because hey, Dave wants to come on the Chef Days. 409 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:12,720 I go, why do you want to talk to Chef Dave? And 410 00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:15,799 he goes, well, I think the fans would like it. And he's 411 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,279 catching a cookbook and I said, sure, come in. What do you 412 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:22,160 want to do? He fucking goes. He gets drunk and goes on a 413 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,279 bender and says, sorry, I'm in Niagara Falls today. He went to 414 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,440 Chef Marcos's restaurant. Yeah, did a bunch of pictures. You know what, 415 00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:37,000 Dave you, sir, are done? Is he on ice? He's 416 00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:41,920 on ice? You are on ice. We got to talk to Kate soon. 417 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:45,960 That's that's the person that I want to talk to more than anybody, 418 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:51,119 because we need to break down her performance on Traders. She was so good. 419 00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:59,279 Not the right color bag, but she was so fantastic and I think 420 00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:02,720 we just miss her. Yeah, and and Dylan, I agreed. I 421 00:30:02,839 --> 00:30:06,319 have not seen. I've watched a couple of episodes of Traders. We're doing 422 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,200 every season of Traders. Yeah, that's gonna be one of our shows. 423 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,799 That's anyway. Dessert Carrie shows up. Yeah, well for the next course 424 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:26,880 is clam pasta, and someone says actively this is disgusting. Okay, they 425 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:33,559 weren't joking, might have been then Uh. Carrie sits down for dessert, 426 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:40,759 which actually was quite beautiful as milfoil with vanilla cream and Rasberry's. The same 427 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:47,720 ransberries that were used to kind of act is dying soldiers on the plate of 428 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:53,960 the Tina toast turned into a beautiful repurposing that. Yeah, carrys is it? 429 00:30:55,119 --> 00:31:00,240 Two kinds of Captain's ice? You run a ground that I love him. 430 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,799 Yeah, you know that's what's been missing from this show as far as 431 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,920 captains. A good captain, uh, someone who's entertaining and actually can joke 432 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,519 and be self deprecating and have some fun. Captain Lee was never like that. 433 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:17,640 He's hosting a podcast called I Owed a Bad Cat called shallt Yeah with 434 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:22,400 sham. Yeah. You want to know if we can have him get maybe? 435 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,759 Yeah, you get a real kick out of it doing that whistle. 436 00:31:25,839 --> 00:31:30,079 Huh. I hate him? No, no, you don't hate him. 437 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,279 I hate him now you don't. Can I play his salty? It is 438 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,079 so bad? How long we've been going? Yeah, look it up, 439 00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:44,279 I'll keep going. You suspects type twist. The drunks just go to bed, 440 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,759 you know, I mean that was shocking to see. I will say 441 00:31:47,799 --> 00:31:51,039 they get an award for Best Improved. Honestly, Well, they're of a 442 00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:52,799 certain age. I don't think their organs can hold up to another night of 443 00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:56,200 that what I leen can. At this point, she's pickled, So I'm 444 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,839 shocked that she went to bed. We get to the next Fraser is one 445 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:06,720 of the lucky ones. His father had tumor on his esophagus and he beat 446 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:10,400 it. It's amazing when you go through horrible, horrible things in life and 447 00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:15,319 come out at the other side, you really can say that you feel lucky 448 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,880 and it just rings so true. And it's such a sad and beautiful part 449 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,440 of life, very very sad thing with Tony. His mom is alone on 450 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:30,880 the anniversary of his father passing away, and he's just really having a tough 451 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,799 time. Yeah, it's so nice of a Fraser to check in on his 452 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:40,920 dad's anniversary for being dead. Fraser gives us some uplifting What are you about 453 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,200 to do? Oh no, I was talking about the show, but also 454 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:50,519 I found the Captain Lee thing. Anyway, we learned his dad survived cancer 455 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,400 and his uncle definitely didn't have sex with his ex wife. So there's two 456 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,920 wins there for Fraser. You know. Yeah, right here, here's the 457 00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:00,359 Salty thing. Listen to this all right, careful of the programmatics. We 458 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:07,359 don't want to listen to an araba changa. We're some law for them. 459 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:14,000 And the name of our podcast is salty for obvious reasons, especially for those 460 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,319 of you who do know me. For those of you who don't know me, 461 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:23,160 you'll understand soon. And this is also my trustee, sidekick and personal 462 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:30,119 assistant Sam. Hey there, who is here to rounded or make a feeble 463 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,759 attempt guests? Just when you're off? Whoa, what are we going to 464 00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:36,680 talk about? Let's have some guests on. I think we should have some 465 00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:38,640 guests on. If I like them, if you like them, and if 466 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,279 you don't like them, then what We're not going to have the money and 467 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:51,920 we can talk about whatever pop culture generational differences between you and I, which 468 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,799 you and I seem to have an abundance of. It's only half a century, 469 00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:00,759 half a century, half a century. I played the wrong trailer the 470 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:04,519 other one. There are so many ass's. No I could hear it. 471 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,279 Oh you could? Yeah? Oh the other one is crazy? Yeah, 472 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:12,599 go follow him. I could hear the Dan rather kind of you know. 473 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,840 That made me. That made me angry that Oh yeah, I'm hopped up 474 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:27,360 right now. Actually, uh so Jared and the docking, My fucking god, 475 00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:30,519 dude, what is going on here? Is it that he can't do 476 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:34,360 the math in his head versus meters? He's either okay, this is what's 477 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,159 going on, and Jared turned the podcast off off, Turn the fucking podcast 478 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:43,920 off right now? He is either so stupid that he is a serious danger 479 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,920 to himself and everybody around him, or he's on drugs, or he's mentally 480 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,639 ill, which is coupled with the first thing. I said, Man, 481 00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:55,119 if we were really letting it fly, we'd really let it fly. But 482 00:34:55,199 --> 00:35:00,760 there are people at work here. Okay, we're talking about people, and 483 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,760 as the show grows, we have to remember that these are people with feelings. 484 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,159 We've been bullied online, you know, it's a very very real thing. 485 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:14,599 But Jared should be far away from this boat. Now. Jared does 486 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:20,280 something that is interesting and I've seen this in the workplace with co workers, 487 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,519 which is they've completely fucked something up, but then they kind of go They 488 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:29,480 walk into the room with Mars are like, nailed it. Yeah, it's 489 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:35,079 so awkward. You said we had a five k to our left. I 490 00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:38,280 remember, It's so I didn't exactly catch it. Like I was watching as 491 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,840 the boat backed up, and it did seem like that the rear end of 492 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,639 the boat got close to it, But for me, it was kind of 493 00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:45,480 like they're always kind of tight. No, it was just that he was 494 00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:52,480 shouting shit that didn't matter. He was panicking and boomeranging all over the boat 495 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:59,599 like a fucking raccoon on PCP shouting fucking pieces of information that nobody needed to 496 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,960 hear at that point. And it's because Jared was in a frenzy. And 497 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,639 I apologize for bringing up PCP again, Jared, if you got a bad 498 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,639 edit, dude, come on the podcast. We won't even let Bravo tell 499 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,199 us no if you want to come on the show. And now I'm not 500 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,320 co signing that. I don't. I'm not co signing that wondering because they 501 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,920 have look the next part of this show. They clearly want to show that 502 00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:25,280 he has a drinking problem. There's like, well he does have a drink 503 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:30,719 again, eight different edits of him either wanting a drink, drinking a drink, 504 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,239 yeah, spilling a drink right. Well, what happens is that the 505 00:36:35,519 --> 00:36:38,559 edit is telling the story right now. I mean, this is predictive programming. 506 00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:45,039 They're telling us about the upcoming thing that is about to take place because 507 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:49,280 to be used to it, right, they are demons, you know, 508 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,320 the producers of the show, and they need to let the people know so 509 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,559 that they don't get screwed over karmically by Satan or that's you know what some 510 00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:02,360 people believe. You know, it's cookie stuff. So yeah, Jared does 511 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,840 not do a good job, and the guests depart. They say, we'll 512 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,199 be back. I don't know that you will not after this edit because they 513 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,360 said a lot of bad things about you in your edit was horrible. No, 514 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,119 I will say this though, twenty six K. I'm sorry, I'm 515 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:21,119 already jumping to no. I jump to him. They were obnoxious drunks, 516 00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:23,199 but hey they tipped. Well, so that's two grand each and that's a 517 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,960 lot for sea rats. Yeah, and Carrie has a child with Jared, 518 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:30,840 and finally he says it might not be cut. I out. That was 519 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,119 the speech of like, you got one more fuck up or you're off this. 520 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,320 Yeah, he'll be fired next episode. I think so. Sonny and 521 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,800 back channel Ben head out on the tender and Jared, what can you say? 522 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,840 Not only is he a bit of a deadbeat dad, but he's a 523 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,840 he's a fucking booze bag. This is where the edit begins. We head 524 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,559 out for a girls' night and we talk about marriage. Zandy is twenty nine, 525 00:37:53,679 --> 00:37:59,480 but she has the wisdom and knowledge of someone who is seven thousand years 526 00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:02,000 old. And that's because she is seven thousand years old. She is the 527 00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:09,960 day walker. She is Vampira. She just seems like she is a life 528 00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:15,119 four, a one class for these girls, you know, but she's their 529 00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:19,079 age till I'm sorry just for us laying this out to be yes cover that 530 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:22,559 the guys. The guys are gonna have their night, the girls are gonna 531 00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:24,599 have their knight. And so what we're discussing now is the girl the lady's 532 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:28,559 part of it. Yeah, we learned that Barbie got married when she was 533 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,880 twenty two. Yep, that was wild. I was reminded that COVID, 534 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,519 you know, it didn't just kill people in the economy, but it destroyed 535 00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:38,400 marriages. Yeah, and it'd be like, and didn't realize until I was 536 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,360 trapped in a house with you for a year that on a personal level, 537 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,199 I really dislike you. Yeah, And I don't think that that's a fair 538 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:51,000 test for a new relationship, perhaps a marriage, but even a new marriage, 539 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:52,880 I don't think that's a fair test. You know, you really really 540 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,280 have to be in the trenches with someone and know their spinal column before you 541 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,119 can be locked in a house with them wiping down the Gelson's bags because filthy 542 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:08,960 people delivered them, you know what I mean. And that. I didn't 543 00:39:09,119 --> 00:39:14,440 mean for that to sound racial. Did that come off as racial? Not 544 00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:15,880 at all? Okay, well, how could it? I don't know, 545 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,239 because you know, you know, people joke about I delivered pizza. Yeah, 546 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,480 okay, and you were filthy at that time, of course it's gross. 547 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,239 Well, guys, night out. We learned Kyle started smoking at twelve, 548 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,400 which shocked the guys. What he didn't mention is he started hitting the 549 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,480 bottle at five. Yeah, because he's Scottish. Mm hmm. That's totally 550 00:39:38,559 --> 00:39:43,119 normal. So he's also done some gay stuff. I mean, who hasn't. 551 00:39:43,639 --> 00:39:45,800 Hey, man, you're a vault. Yeah, I'll try it once. 552 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:52,599 We've talked about it before. The pinnacle of male coolness is bisexuality. 553 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:59,039 Muhammed Ali, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, all the coolest motherfuckers fuck guys. 554 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,760 So Kyle's good in my book. Jared has a quiet little flip out 555 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,440 here at the table. All right, So this was pushing back at Fraser, 556 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:12,960 saying, hey, uh, when chef Anthony's you know, overwhelmed, 557 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,039 why don't some of you deckies get in there and do some fucking dishes. 558 00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:21,719 I don't know if then Jared turn off the podcast turn it off? Do 559 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:28,519 you have a head injury? Like? It is so crazy to have this 560 00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:34,760 kind of knuckle draggy freak out about what Fraser said to him. I mean, 561 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,119 he's he's so shit faced and he's so dumb. He just like stomped. 562 00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:40,440 He stomps the table. He's like, what are you talking about? 563 00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:45,400 All right? So here's Jared. Jared and I differ. We probably drink 564 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,840 the same amount on our nights out. Jared is what we'd call a classify 565 00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:52,599 an angry drunk. Yeah, I am a happy drunk. You are a 566 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,639 happy drunk, but you can be You can be a sassy little bit when 567 00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:59,920 you get dr I can be sassy. But normally I don't start it. 568 00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:02,320 But I no, no, no, but no, I go out to 569 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,880 drink and enjoy myself. And I think, Jared, this is a kind 570 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,920 of drunk you are. Okay, So we're a Bob Hope airport at nine 571 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:14,400 o'clock. Oh here we go, and you've slammed a couple mimosas and you're 572 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,119 dropping eggs from your breakfast sandwich all over the floor right because you're drunk. 573 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,199 Now, someone comes up to you and they go, excuse me, sir, 574 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,079 you can't eat like a farm animal, and you you would not respond, 575 00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:30,239 what do you like? Jared? Right, you wouldn't be You would 576 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,280 be like, what are you talking about? It's fine, it's an airport. 577 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,719 It's disgusting in here, you know. So it's food. Yeah, 578 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,760 yeah, fun, I'm fun. I'm a party guy. Yeah, you're 579 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:43,119 party party Patty. All right, So the boys and girls link up, 580 00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:45,519 Sonny and Benner canoodling, very very sad boo. He is not for you, 581 00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:53,679 Cat is Cat, We're going to reach a point where your storyline cannot 582 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,920 just be you crying and not fitting in. And I understand that you are 583 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:05,800 socially stinted because of the horrors of your Belinda, but it was sad to 584 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,280 see you call your friend and your friend barely pick up. It felt like 585 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:15,159 the friend was not too pleased. Are is that too mean? Okay? 586 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:22,119 I feel like I did what with these sea rats listening to the fucking podcast. 587 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:27,239 It's just some of them. It's just a lot. We gotta do 588 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,719 our job, yeah, okay, okay. The saddest award of the evening 589 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:37,480 goes to Jared, who I think what does he go back into the wake 590 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,119 or something and kick around some shallow water. I'm not sure, not this 591 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,599 episode. So they all hit hit the dance floor and that's when Kat calls 592 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:49,440 her friend and she begins unraveling. And then we all head back to the 593 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,280 boat and they hit the jacuzzi and Carrie wakes up because of the noise. 594 00:42:53,559 --> 00:42:58,880 And I've always wondered about this because me to we and Sandy must be heavy 595 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,039 sleepers, because I think there was only one instance, and I think it 596 00:43:02,119 --> 00:43:07,320 was Kate chas Stains last season where Lee came out shirtless and he was pissed 597 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:12,079 off. But otherwise most of the captains never I think they just tolerate it 598 00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:17,440 and res But anyway, Ben and Sonny after hitting the coups, they go 599 00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:22,079 to the only place Andy Cohen has is not allowed to place a camera to 600 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:23,880 toss into each other, and that is the shower. And we'll get there 601 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:29,079 eventually. And then Kyle heads to Barbie's room to watch a movie. And 602 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,880 as Jared walks around the boat yelling Kyle, and he claims it's about tobacco 603 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,400 trimmings on the floor, but we all know that's not what it's about. 604 00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:40,400 We all know, we all know you're trying to hook up and do it, 605 00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:45,840 Jared, you cockblugg him in, Jared, we all know this was 606 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,679 so gross. So then, of course we end the episode with a job 607 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:58,119 performance review of Jared and Kyle, after Jared had barged into Barbie's room no 608 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,320 less than three times. Now, I understand stand where Jared's coming from. 609 00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:07,760 He's pissed. There is tobacco all over the place. But don't do this 610 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,880 now because your captain is awake, but you're too drunk to realize that. 611 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,320 So Captain Carrey stands behind them, and I think that we're going to firing. 612 00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:21,119 Yeah, I would imagine he needs to be fired. I mean, 613 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,920 at this point, he's clearly not in a good spot to be on the 614 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,800 show or to helm this boat. There's times in your life where you think 615 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,119 it's a horrible thing that happened to you, m m, you know, 616 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,800 getting fired from a job or whatnot, but it's actually the best thing that 617 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:37,119 ever happened. Jared. I hope he fires you and you got off this 618 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,320 boat, yep, and then you you got to go straighten your shit out, 619 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,760 man, because this shouldn't be on television. Jumping in the iTunes drange 620 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,199 reviews and I'm very serious about that. Okay, reviews are slowing down, 621 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,159 audience is getting bigger. What getting the reviews? Man? Five stars? 622 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:58,920 Kind words? Okay please we love the reviews all right, not the bad 623 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,480 ones. That kind of bums me. I love those two. I'm doing 624 00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:06,440 Saying goodbye, Pat Say goodbye? Oh no patroon dot com sess another podcast 625 00:45:06,519 --> 00:45:09,760 dot org Live watched along Wednesday, six o'clock March twelve, Pat Say Goodbye Bye