WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:11.599 Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm shunning back with your daily comedy news. 2 00:00:11.599 --> 00:00:15.320 Are you're enjoying the March madness. Jimmy Fallon joked about Yale making the tournament 3 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:18.760 and said their sign said, don't you know who our fathers are? Perhaps 4 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:22.039 we should settle this on the squash court. And this is such a bad 5 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:26.399 loss, I'm writing it off on my taxes. Jimmy Kimble said. Gonzaga 6 00:00:26.559 --> 00:00:30.000 is the college basketball version of the Easter Bunny. It shows up once a 7 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:35.479 year and makes a bunch of baskets and then disappears. Netflix obviously has installed 8 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:39.840 a spy cam in my basement studio here. Yesterday's episode was quite long, 9 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:43.600 twenty something minutes before I did the edits. As soon as I finished, 10 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:49.200 I got an email. Netflix is a joke fest outside Joke lineup announcement outdoors 11 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:52.640 at the Hollywood Palladium two weekends, May third through the fifth, and May 12 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:56.640 tenth through the twelfth. So just zipping down this on May third, Freddy 13 00:00:56.679 --> 00:01:00.920 Gibbs, are you still listening? And the drop hosted by st Afros Haukias 14 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:03.439 on Saturday, May fourth, I think I'm in Cleveland that day. I 15 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:07.439 won't be able to make the festival less. I blow Cleveland off. The 16 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.959 guy in Cleveland I'm visiting right now. It's like, WHOA, don't do 17 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:15.480 that? The Crossword Show with Zach Sherwin, Mark Rebel Lay, Josh, 18 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:19.359 Adam Myers and the drop in hosted by Leslie Jones. Then on Sunday, 19 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:25.120 May fifth, Netflix is a drag Zach Sherwin again, Fred Ormisen and the 20 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.680 drop in hosted by Janelle James. Then the following weekend on the Friday that's 21 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:34.359 May tenth, Puddles Pity Party, a roast battle with Jeff Ross and Friends, 22 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:37.920 and the drop in hosted by Jim Jeffries. That's awesome. Saturday, 23 00:01:37.959 --> 00:01:42.879 May eleventh, Adam Ray's Doctor Phil Middle Aged Dad jam band with David Wayne 24 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:47.040 and Ken Marino, Morgan, Jay, Reggie Watts. Another roast battle and 25 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.680 then the drop in hosted by Tim Dillon. Wow. Sunday May twelfth is 26 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:55.400 that Mother's Day. Netflix is a drag Therapy Gecko, another roast battle and 27 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:59.239 then the drop in hosted by Otsko at Kotska. Now that's not the main 28 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:02.959 Festival's outside a day pass. I'll get you in for twenty five dollars all 29 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.280 in with fees, says the email guaranteed entry to outside joke for the single 30 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:10.599 day if you're a festival ticket holder. If you have a ticket to any 31 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:15.240 show at the festival, you get access to the outside joke via the standby 32 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:20.560 line entry, first Come, first serve. Pete Davidson has decided not to 33 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:24.599 go forward with Bupkis season two. It had been renewed, but Pete says 34 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:29.599 he has decided not to continue with it. In a statement, Pete said, 35 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:31.039 I've always seen buck Gus as a window in my life, since it's 36 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:35.800 so personal about my struggles and my family. After nearly a decade if my 37 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:38.879 personal life being in the media, I wanted a chance to tell my story 38 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.120 my way. Of all the work I've ever done, Bupkis is by far 39 00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:45.159 what I'm most proud of. So grateful to Lorne Michael's in Broadway, Video, 40 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:47.039 Peacock, Universal Television, and the amazing cast and writers for helping me 41 00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:51.599 create something honest, funny, and heartfelt. I do also feel that this 42 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:54.319 part of my life is finished. I'm very excited for this next chapter and 43 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:57.919 for you guys to see the work. Thank you to all who support me 44 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.919 for I am forever grateful. What do you think's going on there? That's 45 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:07.000 weird? Right now, I'm googling Pete Davidson. I don't see anything gossip 46 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.479 Cornery. But here from curbed, I'm doing this on the fly. Here 47 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.919 the plan for Pete Davidson and Colin Jose to Staten Island Ferry. All right, 48 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.840 let's read this. I'm reading this called curved. Right three months after 49 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:20.319 Colin Jost and Pete Davison bought a decommissioned Staten Island Ferry for two hundred and 50 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.000 eighty thousand dollars, Joe stood on its deck like a triumphant captain as it 51 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:27.439 was towed through New York Harbor to a temporary dock that was two years ago. 52 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.759 Ever since, the two hundred and seventy seven foot long boat seems to 53 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:32.759 have just sat and sat and sat. If you've ever been on the Staten 54 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:37.759 Island Ferry, it's big locals living near the Staten Island dock till the near 55 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:42.960 posts. They haven't seen anyone working on it. Pete Davison seld reporters. 56 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:45.560 They were stone when they bought the ferry and said he hopes it turns into 57 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:47.439 a transformer and gets the f out of there. Colin Jost has said, 58 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:51.639 is it worse that I was actually stone cold sober? On a podcast last 59 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.919 year, writes Curb, Davidson broke character and sold Seth Myers. There was 60 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:58.680 an actual plan for the boat. Regular conference calls about its redesign and even 61 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:01.800 renderings quoting Peace. We had them and do one of those computer generated show 62 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:05.560 you what it could be things curved asks. But who's them? One report 63 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:10.719 on the ferry purchase named a fourth partner ron, an architect who's worked for 64 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:13.319 some companies I've never heard of. Doesn't mean they're not good. I've just 65 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:15.199 never heard of them. On the website for that firm, it lists the 66 00:04:15.399 --> 00:04:19.720 JFKA Ferry as a project they're working on for JFK Partners, with a budget 67 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:26.240 of thirty four million dollars. Thirty four million dollars. That's not a blown 68 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:29.920 autit there, I said it twice. Thirty four million dollars and a floor 69 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:34.680 plan of sixty five thousand square feet thirty four million dollars. A short video 70 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.560 that played on his website last month showed his renderings for each floor. A 71 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:42.639 top deck furnished with patio tables set with umbrellas, another floor with two rolls 72 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:45.319 of hotel rooms that open on a sun decks, and a lower level with 73 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:49.360 two clubs thirty four million dollars. The ferry may open with two restaurants and 74 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:55.800 six bars. I mean it's big. It's not six bars and two restaurants 75 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.639 big. I don't think. I'm not an architect. I'm not an expert. 76 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:01.120 Been on the ferry. Fe so doesn't say that big so. Curb 77 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:05.040 interviewed this guy and as what's Pete and Collins role? He said, they 78 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:09.240 have input, They see everything. We have meetings as needed, sometimes twice 79 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:13.000 a week, sometimes every three months. They asked him about the six bars 80 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.519 and two restaurants. The guy said, it's gonna have a lot of things. 81 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:18.800 I think right now we have six bars and two venues operated separately or 82 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:23.079 combined. We have an outdoor event space, We have restaurants, two restaurants. 83 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.600 It's a big boat, almost three hundred feet long, sixty five thousand 84 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:29.680 square feet curved. Asked Pete. Davison said it would have two hotels. 85 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:31.839 Is that still happening? The guy said, it's only one floor of hotel 86 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:34.800 rooms. Twenty four rooms on the fifth floor. They have private sun decks, 87 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:39.399 but no pool pool. Something keeps coming up. We're going back and 88 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:42.240 forth. There's a little chacuozi kind of thing, but not a full on 89 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:46.040 pool. We'd have to do a floating pool. And Davison said it's gonna 90 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:47.959 go between Miami and New York City. The guy said, yeah, I 91 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.319 think that's exactly Still, the plan doesn't have to be in one place. 92 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:54.399 It can move. This is amazing. All right, This is going in 93 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:57.839 the Facebook group, but Daily Comedy News podcast group. If you want to 94 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:00.680 read this yourself because it's uh. I would always say it's unbelievable, but 95 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:05.839 it's uh. Makes me go thirty four million dollars several times watched this. 96 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:09.879 I'll be here in eight years telling you how Pete Davidson's a billionaire from this. 97 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:14.480 Ferry Triumph, the insult comic Dog, has released a special and he 98 00:06:14.839 --> 00:06:18.800 Triumph spoke to a Consequence of Sound. Rob Smigle, the voice and hand 99 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:23.920 up Triumph's Booty, has just released an edited version of Let's Make a Poop, 100 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:29.079 the live game show taped at San Francisco Sketch Fest. Smichael told Consequence 101 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:30.519 he didn't have as much control over the taping of the show as he would 102 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:33.240 have liked. It felt like it was the most enjoyable show had done live 103 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:36.079 in like twenty years. If I had really shot him more carefully, I 104 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:39.199 might have tried to sell it somewhere. I didn't feel it was in that 105 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:41.879 kind of shape, but I still think it's worth sharing, so I decided 106 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:44.800 I would share it on YouTube for free. I gotta remember to watch this 107 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.120 this weekend. Last night my daughter had a theater show, so that killed 108 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:50.279 Friday in ITV, and you know, the new baseball games out on the 109 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:54.879 video game platforms. Gotta make some time for that. Plus my phone's exploding. 110 00:06:54.879 --> 00:06:57.879 I listened to all these podcasts, which pairs up nicely with playing baseball 111 00:06:57.920 --> 00:07:00.639 on the video game. Johnny Mack digresses. So Michael says the sketch Fest 112 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.720 show stands out because it had this unusual dynamic of having weird Al Yankovic there 113 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:09.360 and having people sing his presumed song parodies, and that played out really well 114 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:12.360 live on stage, had a really hot audience and a really good time, 115 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:16.319 and Rob Schneider was a funny target. As for including Schneider, Michael says, 116 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:19.040 I'm always for putting people on as long as there are no restrictions for 117 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:21.759 triumph, as long as triumph can tear into the person, and I feel 118 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:25.360 like a tour and a Rob Pretty well, that's kind of the point that 119 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:29.000 people you want are rich subjects. You may or may not know that Rob 120 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:31.959 Schneider has gotten politically outspoken in recent years. So Michael says, there was 121 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.920 a passketch fest and they didn't want the particular guests. They were like, 122 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:38.399 now the audience will be too upset, and I'm like, you don't get 123 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.639 it. The whole point hasn't going to tear into this person. It'll be 124 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:44.480 very satisfying. So Michael understands why people have this impulse. Everything is so 125 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:47.079 heightened down. People don't even want to give platforms to dot dot dot. 126 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:50.560 The word normalized is a very popular word. Now. I had to take 127 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:55.240 my sweatshirt off. It's five trillion degrees in the basement today. I don't 128 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:58.199 know why it's cold out. So Michael says, there is a class person 129 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:00.560 that I wouldn't give a platform too, even to make fun. People that 130 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:03.639 I feel are like grifters and are saying things they don't even necessarily means they're 131 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:07.040 saying it to cultivate a certain audience. I didn't feel like Rob Schneider fell 132 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:09.839 into that category, but there are people that do, and I wouldn't interact 133 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:13.240 with them, even as Triumph. I'd just be like, nah, I 134 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:15.079 don't want to get anything out of this. I don't want you to come 135 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:18.680 away feeling like you got exposure credit for laughing yourself. They're not doing it 136 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:20.480 in a funny way like Triumph might do. They're not entertaining. Some of 137 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:24.319 them think they are, but they're not really funny enough to justify that. 138 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.399 They're just fanning the flames of paranoia and anger. I wonder who he means, 139 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:30.000 Like seriously, wonder who he means. He did want to have on 140 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:33.399 commentator Ben Shapiro. Triumph would have had a field day with Ben Shapiro. 141 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:35.600 I don't know if San Francisco's audience it'll let me do it. But I 142 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:39.559 like putting people out and ridiculing them if they're willing to take it. And 143 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:43.000 I feel like that guy has always been consistent, least he feels like he 144 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:46.159 genuinely subscribes to what he says. That's a lot more tolerable to me, 145 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.440 a lot of people find him obnoxious, but he tries to speak intelligently. 146 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:52.120 Smichael says, now this interview is going to be like Smichel defends Ben Shapiro. 147 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.440 Rolling Stone tagged on and said, triumphast if he could perform some of 148 00:08:56.440 --> 00:09:00.759 his favorite weird house boofs, only he delivered some whole there is dumb, 149 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:07.360 half baked ones. Al definitely didn't write one dumplings, said to bon chovis 150 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:09.879 wanted dead or alive. Another mud slide, a take on Fleetwood, Max 151 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:15.480 Lan slide about fast casual takeout and bowel movements. Triumph pretended weird. Al 152 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.799 wrote numerous parodies of green Day's Good Riddance, one being about being confused by 153 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.360 cream cheese with chives, one about cutting a cantelope with a plastic knife, 154 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:26.879 one about a flight attendant explaining how a seat works as a flotation device, 155 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:31.720 and one about not getting Paul Thomas Anderson's inherent vice this is fun and I 156 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:43.039 forgot I pulled the clip. Let's listen, Michael winso Man is amazing. 157 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:48.519 Michael Winslow can reproduce any sound except for a casting director saying you got the 158 00:09:48.559 --> 00:10:00.440 part notable for twenty Please know the bulls for twenty Okay, Republicans in twenty 159 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:05.399 six states have been working to outlaw this act that many conservatives consider immoral. 160 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:22.120 What is voting Okay? During the game show Puperty, which you just heard 161 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:26.440 twice, the game required audio clues to answer questions about who wrote famous pop 162 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:31.000 parodies of songs by Rim and Lona del Rey. Thomas Lennon came out first, 163 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:35.200 delivering a version of losing my religion about purchasing per Simmons, sam or 164 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:39.799 Ruffin tackle, the latter turning summertime status into a tune about watching tennis. 165 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:45.240 Great Pete Sampras close it out. Triumph got weird Alu himself to perform a 166 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:48.440 duet of one of the fake songs, a spoof of Chandelier about wanting to 167 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:54.879 binge old sitcoms, the chorus, I want to watch mister Belvedere love it 168 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.279 Wow long again. Today there's just been so much news. I just bumped 169 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.960 five stories. We've got plenty of other days. We can get to things 170 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:07.600 on your HBO Max Max HBO Max Tonight, Romi yousef more Feelings. Rommi 171 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:11.960 will offer his unique reflections on our divided world. The unexpected perils of charitable 172 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.559 giving and more, including the twenty twenty four presidential election, the importance of 173 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:20.759 prayer, and a childhood book report that changed the course of his life. 174 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:24.120 Before October seventh, Romy says he was touring an hour long set that included 175 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:26.559 a story about going home with a woman and finding out she had and Israeli 176 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:30.480 flag on the wall. He says, I'm horny, so I'm trying to 177 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.240 justify it. That's the star of David, that's their logo. It's just 178 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:37.159 Jewish big Post October seventh, he didn't have to throw everything out and start 179 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:39.039 over, but he knew he'd have to write about it after friends started reaching 180 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:41.639 out. October tenth, they get a call from a guy. I know, 181 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.000 yo, bro, where are you at with Hamas? Yusef is defiant? 182 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:48.919 Where I'm at? Are we effing you think any of us like what 183 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:52.440 happened? We hate seeing people die. It made me cry. His punchline 184 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.879 spoiler, you know me? You think I'm Jumas, bro, I'm a 185 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:58.159 Taliman. Guy talked about people asking him about Israel and Hamas and he said, 186 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:01.559 let's be real, at the bottom of the question. The bottom of 187 00:12:01.559 --> 00:12:03.120 the question is you think I'm out like this, you think there's a chance. 188 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:07.399 I think terrorism's cool. And he was asked, was the punchline always 189 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:11.000 Taliban? He said, we tried Bocoharram, but their brand isn't strong enough 190 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:13.559 to get the pop or the laugh you want. The interviewer was like, 191 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:16.000 wait really, Robbi said no, it was always Taliban. That's not the 192 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.679 kind of joke you can workshop with a bunch of Arabs, though, because 193 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:20.840 at a certain point someone non Arab shows up and goes, what are you 194 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.960 guys talking about? The joke in of itself creates the problem you're trying to 195 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:28.200 avoid. The New Indian Express was curious about in the special, did somebody 196 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:31.440 from Joe Biden's campaign really reach out to you in twenty twenty? Romy said, 197 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.519 yeah, itIt a zoom. I mean they're nice people, by the 198 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.440 way, like they're really good and I think, you know, obviously in 199 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:39.039 the special, it's kind of fun to play with those situations. We'ren't a 200 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:41.440 really interesting predicament where it's kind of like, hey, you sure you want 201 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:43.519 to complain about Biden because Trump is worse? And then it's kind of like, 202 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:46.159 all right, you know that's kind of textbook abuse, right, you 203 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:48.120 know, you don't say anything because then it's going to get worse. And 204 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:50.000 you say, Okay, I thought we're in a democracy, or aren't we 205 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:52.720 supposed to kind of question it and poke at it. And then I'm feeling 206 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:56.600 an interesting thing where we're kind of voicing what I think is an incredibly fair 207 00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:58.360 argument and also starting to feel this feeling of, hey, you might blow 208 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:03.759 this election for Robbie might get himself in trouble. Here he was asked about 209 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.039 Taylor Swift coming to see one of his shows, and he said, I 210 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:07.840 mean she was like person of the Year. It kind of becomes this huge 211 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.759 talking point or whatever. I've kind of a throw away joke about it. 212 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:15.120 Watch out, be careful here, let's listen to what the throw away joke 213 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:16.519 might be. Says. For the most part, it's like we just met, 214 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:18.759 you know, Like she was a big fan of the movie Poor Things. 215 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.320 Boy, She's gonna be mad at that joke. So I don't know 216 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:24.799 if that's gonna say, but she's a really cool person. All Right, 217 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:28.840 that's long enough for today's mura. It's gonna be long too, because I 218 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:31.799 could tell you have any stories I just bumped. That's your comedy news for 219 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:33.159 today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They 220 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:37.240 might like it too. Come back tomorrow. It'll be robust to see you here.