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He listen to Comedic Cook Podcast episode
four to twelve. I'm Brando, I'm

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here with Ryan a day the Wormshell
turn nowhead our theme song. Hey Ryan,

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We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure. How you doing. We're back

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good? What is going down?
Whole bunch is going down. It's our

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second recording of twenty twenty four,
the first one of the winter with snow.

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We actually got snow, yes,
which is horrific. And there were

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several accidents. We're not gonna talk
about any of those on the show because

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it's just people that are bad at
driving. We are gonna talk about,

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however, is a super cool decks
and didn't buy a longtime friend of the

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show, some new friends of the
show. We're gonna tell some stories,

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some thanks, some peoples that made
perfect Sensi. Before we get to any

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of that stuff, we have to
thank our official business Daddy's Fusion Gaming Online

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dot com, the source for all
your gaming needs and pile of bones,

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brewing code of the second coolest thing
to come out of Regina, and the

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official beer sponsor of Cecial Sidewalk Slam
Season two, which you can check out

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on YouTube right now. Oh Man, big thanks to Pile of Bones Brewing

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Co. We drank them when we
were recording CCEO Sidewalk Slam Season two,

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Episode one. It has some funny
moments. It's out if you like and

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I'm gonna let it out of the
bag. If you like squirrel decks,

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like Chatterfrag, You're gonna like this
one. If you hate Chatterfang because your

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friends play squirrels and you hate the
memes and everything, you're also gonna like

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this one because we beat up on
the squirrel Player. We do so you

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can have your cake and eat it
too. Yes, while you watch the

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squirrel player eat it. Yes.
And if you like, yes, while

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you watch the squirrel Player, actually
eat your cake. And if you like

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to watch me get beat up by
Uncle Brando, also watch this season of

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Sidewalk Slam because that's a theme.
We've got a few episodes in the bank.

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And your good friend Ryan his lost
record not so good. I'm trying

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hard for it. I'm trying hard
everybody for you. I'm doing this for

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you. Looking like the Carolina Panthers
out there, worst team in the league,

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does that make me the Cleveland Browns. Hey Browns are good. They're

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gonna make the playoffs. Man,
that's that's what I'm saying that. Yeah,

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Uncle Brando's trending to make the playoffs
for Sidewalk Slam. Yeah yeah,

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yeah, yeah, so watch it. Lots of fun. If you want

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to pick up the cards that we
play on Sidewalk Slam, like Thick Daddy

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sour On that was my commander,
or bird O'thari Sons, Jerry in Glory

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suns Glory. If you want to
pick those cards up, you go to

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Fusion Gaming Online dot Com. Use
CEO Summer promo code. Man, it's

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winter. Talk to them. Ah, you know, I'm just gonna keep

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the ship on the course. I
want CEO suck it. CEO s my

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d that's too long, yes,
and harder to say. Yes. CCO

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Summer is the current one. And
if you're a first timer, like if

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you're new to the nation, welcome. You can use CEO perks when you

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spend over one hundred bucks Canadian.
Yes, that's like four dollars American.

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Yeah, and then you get store
credit kick backed onto your account to the

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tune of ten percent. Then you
can save more money when you buy more

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things. Yeah, very much,
so very important to save money because everything's

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expensive unless you go to Fusion and
get your magic cards, gaming supplies,

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play mats, sleeves, Pokemon yu
gi Oh. I bought my nephew Pokemon

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cards for Christmas from Fusion. That's
fun. Yeah, I've never paid money

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for a Pokemon card in my life. Oh yeah, yeah, well Pokemon

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was You were already a man.
I was already a man. Uncle Bridl

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Hey born eighteen seventy. Yeah,
yep, I'm already dust as I like

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to say. Yes, I just
refuse to diffuse into the wind. Yes,

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yeah, yeah, lots of lots
of hot and sticky magic, sweaty

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nerd grease, hold them together.
Yeah, hey, man, hot and

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sweaty, sticky nerd grease. I
was watching a movie last night and I'm

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just sitting there and I'm watching a
movie and it was fine, right,

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and then I gets up and I
go to brush my teeth. Before bad,

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I'd blood all over my face.
Oh my eyeball was bleeding. I'd

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like blood coming like not my eyeball, but like right underneath my eyelid here

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there's like this, I don't know, there's just this like a little little

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cot and then bled all over my
face. Did you blade yourself in secret

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just to like make yourself like look
tough, just to remember how what it

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was like. No, no,
just it just kind of happened. It

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was real weird, very strange,
and like, but I look pretty hardcore

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thoughs I like blood? Or was
it like that horror movie moment when your

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face just starts bleeding and you don't
know why, and it's because like you're

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possessed or something. Maybe you got
a demon inside you. It could be

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taking up residence and it's just like, you know what, I'm I'm gonna

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f with this guy screwed enough?
Yeah, because I have already sucks.

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I'm living here. Oh yeah,
I just wallow in the misery. And

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if you got possessed or like if
a demon was inside you, they'd be

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like this guy's got creaky old joints
in a bad back and I can't make

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its head spin all the way around. Screw this. Oh yeah, well

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that's getting old. Yeah, that's
what's getting old about. Yeah. Anyways,

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speaking of getting old, we are
old enough to have today's deck submitter

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be a longtime CEO National. We're
gonna get to him in a minute,

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but first we got to thank the
new CCO National Lights. Okay, we've

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got a returner. We've got returning
to our Patreon support team. Is that

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that's not a very fun way to
say that. Yeah, that sounds terrible,

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but they're back. They're back,
and we appreciate. Patreon dot Com

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slash CEO podcast. The two best
benefits. Benefit one is getting your CEO

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nickname. Of course. Benefit two. Actually there's three main benefits. Benefit

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two is the CEO Discord where you
could submit decks and chat with all of

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the best members of the nation.
That's an actual benefit, yes, highly

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recommended. Often is it? Maybe
once a month I get told that CCO

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nation and our discord in our community
is the best one in magic because it's

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true, not just personally to myself, but sometimes it happens publicly, like

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on Twitter or somebody will like make
a Facebook post, Hey, like checkout

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Commander cookout. They're actually like the
best guys in magic. There you go,

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there you go. See that's benefit
number two. See benefit number three

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an invite to CEO experience. Ah, yes, cargo is the next actual

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benefit. That's pretty it's the Shit
Fountain, probably Chicago in February. I'm

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not so sure that that's a benefit. No, it's to be great,

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but it is going to be great. We've got drivers lined up, we've

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got budget for they're checking out where
our airbnb is. It's pseudo within walking

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distance, weather permitting. In February, there's it looks like a trendy kind

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of hipster area. So there's like
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within a block of where we are. So maybe we'll do that for a

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supper one night or or all the
nights. Yeah, But there is some

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budget for one of our Cecio executive
chefs, All Filler, no Killer Miller

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Aiden to cook us a supper and
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bit about that. But if we
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filling the fridge entirely with beer.
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course at the Cecio Experience. Correct, because last time I checked, your

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boys like to drink beer. Yes, for breakfast and lunch and dinner.

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Correct? And yes, yes,
yes second breakfast Yeah yeah, eleven z's

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yes, are there any more hobbit
meals that I'm missing? Probably there's six

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meals a day. There's two suppers, two suppers, lunch, breakfast,

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breakfast, seconds, second breakfast and
eleven z's we did look at that.

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We're good man, we're smart.
Yeah, how do they Why don't they

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grow up? Why don't they only
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they eat so much, you think
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don't know. Why don't you?
Why doesn't your body turn into dust?

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Because it's old? Same physics.
Force of will, yeah, force of

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will. Anyways, we got new
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He's back like that guy. Yes, I think probably probably a cam girl

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name Garcia. Maybe he's Colombian.
He's got a big booty. Is he

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the real Garcia kind of thing?
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new one and both of our new
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not it might be. But that's
the thing though, Like we've got so

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many celebrity relations in the nation,
like lots of famous people potentially potentially they

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play baseball or they are wrestlers or
famous actors. This one could be brother

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or relation of Miranda Lambert, famous
country singer. This is Nick Lambert.

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What I've never heard of this Miranda
person before? Pseudo celebrities. What's his

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name? Nick? Nick? Nick
Lambert, Banjo Nick. We gotta make

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like a country music joke, don't
we do well? I don't know.

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Is Milanda Lambert even a celebrity down
in the comments if you know who that

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is? No cheating Nick Lambert,
Dick Lamb hurt. Yes, is a

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country music reference, because that's right, okay, next one man. You

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know the thing about Deliverance, like
everybody thinks that like the dueling banjo's thing

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is the creepy thing, and then
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is super funny until they see the
movie and then it's not. I don't

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know what the movie is. Deliverance, Oh doing Banjo's actually really cool.

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There's like this great like country music
scene like playings that sounds like something that

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we'll get canceled if we talk about
it's a movie. It's everybody knows this

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movie. And the squire like a
big boy thing is like imagine a hillbilly

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coming across Burt Reynolds in the woods
in the seventies. I'm not gonna say

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anything other than that, and it's
exactly what you think it is. Who's

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the next patron run next one Devon
Kneelander, pseudo celebrity William Kneelander for the

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Toronto Maple Leafs, potential brother potentially
never never heard of him. He's good

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good this year. What about what's
his name? William William William Kneelanders,

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the hockey player. Ah, yeah, this is his less good shitty magic

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playing brother. Okay, Devon Devon
Devon. One guy plays in the NHL,

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one guy plays magically. Gather which
one costs more money? Will?

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Considering that William Knelander probably makes more
than seven figures annually. Na, what

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you make means nothing, but it
offsets the cost, Now it doesn't It

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still cost the same. If you
make three million dollars to do something and

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it will cost you five hundred dollars
to do it, yes, you're up

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money, but you've still paid five
thousand dollars. Yeah, but but the

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point is you're up money. Yeah, but the cost is still Devon Kneelander,

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Evan, Devon Evan. How about
how about nih Land? I bet

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it's Nylander, which sounds like Highlander. What if it's Neil Hander. There

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can be only one Neil Hander.
Neil Hander, Neil Hander yeah, yeah,

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that's what I said. If you
if you have to ask, you

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can't afford it. Devon Handy,
he got there. He's a handyman.

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Yeah. Why would I want to
become a handyman just going around giving anybody

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handies. That's a trailer park boys
joke right there. Yeah, okay,

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Devon Handy, welcome aboard and you
for being very much all of you.

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He joined like in the evening,
and let me tell you, when you

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go into the discord, you get
finger blasted, like everybody in there gives

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you middle finger memes. And he
joined in the evening and just got blasted.

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Every orifice was stuffed with fingers.
F you, buddy, CCO Nation

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Baby. Yeah that's it. Okay. So the final big thanks we got

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no just before that, coming up, probably just before this one launched,

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is the first of Hot Bruise.
The Hot Bruise on CEEAL Media Group.

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How do I want to say it? Hot Bruise on Cecio Media Group by

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CEO John. I'm calling him that
Cecio Brando, Ceco Ryan Cecio John doing

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the CEDH coverage. It's good.
He interviews another creator called cobble Pot and

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he's doing teamer Cedh that color identity
all month. So if you want to

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learn lessons from CEDH, watch it
on Commander cook Out. You're still learning

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to the penguin. Yes, you're
gonna learn all about CEDH all month this

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month, teamer, watch it.
I'll link it up here, I'll link

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it down in the show notes.
Freaking watch it the last thank you today's

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deck list submitter. Okay, Cio
Nationalite for over two years. Sorry,

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CCO Nationalite since episode ten, so
that's like four years, ah, like

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six six years. Jesus patron for
over two years. This one of our

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first ever nicknames. Yeah, this
is Alex Ortez, pseudo celebrity, David

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or Tees's brother maybe Okay, played
for the bunch of baseball teams Big Pappy,

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Right, that's what I thought his
nickname was Little Pappy. Then he

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goes, No, my original nickname
Alex cam Girl, tease or Teas.

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Yes, yeah, that sounds that
sounds like something we'd say. Yes.

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Yeah, So who do we got
barrel worm speaker? Yeah, barrel worms

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speaker. That's why we're getting our
worms twisted. That's that is exact.

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That's why the worm is turning because
it will be our turn, and we

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will make the worm. Oh yeah, I was thinking something else. Yeah,

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no, yeah, let's think it
about sham in the nation William Handy

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again. Yeah, I know,
but uh but but here we are.

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This is a three to three human
druid for green green two worms you control,

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get plus twopless two and have trample
Jesus. Yeah, and you can

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pay green and seven and tap him
to make a four to four worm.

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This ability costs x less to activate, where X is the greatest power among

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creatures you control. So it's a
worm deck. It's a worm deck.

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Now, worms we control get plus
twopless two, and we make a four

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to four. So it would be
a six to six, Yes, a

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six six for eight. But once
we have one, it would make another

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six six for like two two.
And if we've got something that's seven or

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bigger, make a six six for
one. Yeah. That's pretty good.

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Yeah, that's pretty good. You
gotta have big mana though, right,

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No, because it only costs one. Well, but for the first one,

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or to make your first big worm. Oh yeah, so let's wait

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a minute. Wait, Oh,
among worms, I was among other creatures.

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You know, it's among worms you
control, because I was like,

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wait a minute, He's threes this
automatically because yes, yeah, among wormies,

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among big slimy one eyed worms,
I think we're gonna play any of

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those. No, we are not
playing Uncle Brando's favorite card, favorite twelve

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drop. We are not is it
twelve, fourteen, twelve or fifteen a

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town worm? That card sucks.
We're also still play that, do they?

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Oh yeah, they probably don't,
probably do No, yeah, No,

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we're also not playing Uncle Brando's other
favorite card, Draco. Right,

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but I do have a challenge for
the nation that I will work up to

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and give at the end of the
deck tech. Okay, challenge for the

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nation at the end of the episode. Let's flip over to cards. Let's

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find out how we're gonna make ramp
in the deck. Okay, so you

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wanted to make magics to play worms, Yes, magics magics in this case.

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Now our our deck list has three
ramp sections. Yes, you're gonna

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need lots of man we need lots
of big one eyed worms. Now you've

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said ramp we will start there.
I'm gonna read all of them, and

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then we can go back and hit
the ones that you think need hitting.

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Do it all, right? We
have Traverse the Outlands, tempt with Discovery,

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Silvan Scrying, Skyshroud Claimed, Seedborn
News, Rangers Path, Niss's Pilgrimage,

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Migration Path, Kudama's Reach, Explosive
Vegetation, and Cultivate. Oh,

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those are all three, four or
five drop ramp spells that search for more

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than one land. I think that's
the point, right, with the exception

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of Seedborn News, which untaps your
land at the beginning of each players start,

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yes, like, okay, traverse
the outlines, five drop, search

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your library for basic land equal to
greatest power Amunk creature Control. Right,

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yeah, right, so you could
potentially search for six and then you got

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like Niece's Pilgrimage, Migration's Path,
Explosive Vege, those all search for two,

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Cultivate, Kodama's Reach search for two, but one goes to your hand.

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Right, So the manna cost of
these spells is at a higher altitude.

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It's not one drop two drop mana
rock. Yeah, And we're not

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playing like Liquid Metal Torque and other
two drop mann rocks like signets and stuff.

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The one two drop we are playing. Silvan Scrying finds any land,

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yes, and we do have lands
that in this deck make lots of manner.

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This one finds nicks nicks, those
shrine to nix or whatever. Yes,

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that's what that that's what that finds. And we're also playing tempt with

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Discovery, which I don't really like, but it does search for any land

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and potentially multiples. It does,
but it also helps your opponents and often

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what that'll do lands and they're all
gonna get a wasteland and just kill your

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land. Yeah, would I like
better than that? It costs one more

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and I can't remember the name of
what I like better than them finding wasteland

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is me saying I'm gonna find wasteland
and then they find like a basic so

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I can't waste land them. But
actually they put their basic down first and

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I just plopped down my Nicholas.
Anyways, know what you put down is

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wasteland, strip mine and ghost quarter
if all of your opponents search and thos,

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yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I like the

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there's one from Amancat that lets you
find two lands and there's some they coming

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to play untapped if you have a
desert or something. Oh yeah, yea,

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but that's a good one too.
Yeah, it's a solid card.

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Does the thing anyways, So now
we also have Let's go to man At

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Doubler's next, and then we'll talk
about rocks, because the rocks are hell

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of rocks. Man A Doublers.
We have Caged Sun, Nick's Bloom,

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Ancient Silvalla Hart of the Wilds,
which we should probably talk about, and

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Zenda Car Resurgent, which is also
worth a look because it draws cards when

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you play creatures and gives you an
additional manna each time you happy basic for

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Mana, let me summarize, yes, Zendakar Resurgent, Mana Doubler, play

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a creature, draw card, Nick
Bloom, Ancient Mana Trippler, Caged Sun.

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All your guys can get big Mana
Doubler, Selvalla Heart of the wild.

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Whenever another creature enters the benefit of
your control, you may draw a

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card if its power is the greatest
among the power of creature you control.

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It's not you control that works for
everybody. What creature comes into play.

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If it's the biggest creature, whoever
played the creature draws a card, Chances

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are it's us. You know what, Somebody played a Silvalla on me once

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I drew three cards off of that
thing is awesome. Nice. You're gonna

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have to check out Sidewalk Slam episode
two of season two to see a Selvalla.

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It's not the commander of the deck, but it does make an appearance.

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Solid Solvolid. Also green tap at
X manna of any combination of color,

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where X is the greatest power among
creature you control. Man. I'm

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glad she got a reprint. Hey
yeah, oh she's an accessible card now

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yeah, sort of still eleven bucks. We're going to talk about that in

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the budge section. Also Nick's Blume
Engent. I know it's here because it's

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also a big dude. But there
is an enchantment that does the same thing.

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Yeah, less easy to kill for
your man of investment. And it's

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got an adventure on it, right, adventure search for a land. And

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then it's a man of tripler Virtue
of strength. I believe Virtue of vitality

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one of the two. Yeah,
it's the green one. It'll be on

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the screen if you're watching on YouTube. What should be yes. But I

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think in this particular situation, we
already have a ton of big, giant

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dudes. I think that a harder
to kill mana tripler might be a idea

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or an upgrade we could make.
Also, I believe the virtue costs less

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than the twenty four dollars of a
nix Blome engine. It does. I

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can confirm this excellent and our last
three make Man of spells. Oh no,

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never mind, we have four more
after this, Oh Jesus. Cost

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reducers also are Patriarch's Seal to talk
about in a second. What sol Ring

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and the Fairest, the most balanced, the absolute most medium magic card in

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history. Brash Hunter, great hands? Oh great Hands is not handsome?

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Oh you're powerful? Yes, yes, because it's totally balanced. You know

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what. Sidewalk Slam season two,
episode two, You should watch that if

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you'd like the greate hands too.
Same guy, same guy played that.

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I tried to kill him. Did
it work? No? No? No,

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he he got me? What a
guy? Well you we're not gonna

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talk about that. Yeah, we're
not gonna talk about that. Yes,

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everybody knows. Solring patriarchs Seals is
a three drop Mann of Rock task for

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one man of any color, or
you can tap one and it to untap

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a legendary creature we control. So
that could be a commander to make more

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worms yes, or it could be
a solvalle to make more Manna. Man

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I like that card a good one. That's a good one. If your

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command he's got leggi leggie activating ability. Yes, that's a good one.

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Yeah, yes, And then the
Great Hands does everything in the world.

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If we read it to you,
you wouldn't believe us. So we're gonna

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move on to the cost reducers.
Man I still don't even know what that

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card does everything. So the cost
reducers are incubator yep ron asses monument.

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Yes, that makes uh choose a
creature type. Creature costs two less.

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That's incubator rone ass monument. Green
creatures cost one less. Whenever you cast

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a creature spell tart creature gets plus
two and tramp ski and tell it to

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turn. It's pretty good. We'll
skip over one and come back to it.

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Emerald medallion costs makes of green things
cost one less, sir, and

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monster manual. Hey there we go, so this Hey this has got another

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adventure zoologically zoological study green two sorcery
adventure mill five cards. I don't Yeah,

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there we go mill five cards.
Return a creature mild this way from

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your g t or h that's fine. That's graveyard to hand and also Monster

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Manual's got green one tap you may
put a creature card from your hand outo

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the back. That is the ultimate
cost reduction. Yeah, that's like,

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that's like Elvish Piper. Yes,
Elvish p Elvish peep lvp. I think

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it even costs the same. No, Elvish Piper's just green. No like

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to play to put into play.
Oh, yes, I think it's.

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Yes, this is this costs you
one extra on the on the activated ability

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over Elvish Piper, because it also
could potentially draw you a card. Yes,

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you could also if you didn't want
to pay eleven dollars for this,

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eleven dollars for that. Yeah,
hey you could do. Is it Quicksilver

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Amulet? Yes, it is is
the same effect is put a creature from

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your hand onto the battlefield. And
I believe it also costs four I think

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so. I think it does.
Ye, so that would be a fair

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So I think I think there were
out of ways to make mana There we

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have it. So we have eleven, fourteen, eighteen non land cards all

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dedicated to making magics. So half
the deck essentially is making mana Wow.

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Okay, let's not. I mean
elephant in the room. Huh get it?

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Yeah, the elephant cock in the
room is worms, and there's lots

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of them and they all cost lots. But let's figure out first how we're

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gonna protect them and pump them even
bigger, or potentially find the ones that

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really are gonna win us the game. That is the protection section, Planes

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walkers, We've got a pump section
and a tutor section. Let's start with

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the protect section because it's what I'm
looking at on my screen right now.

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Sure, start with Vigor. Hah, y goer. This is a six

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drop six to six trampler. If
damage would be dealt to creatures you control,

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you prevent it and put that many
plus ones on it, and if

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Vigor would die, you shuffle it
into its library, ghost, your graveyard

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from anywhere whatever. So you can't
get it with your Monster Manual Adventure correct

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in Cool, Well you could you
could because the Vigor trigger bigger trigger,

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bigger trigger will go on the stack
and it won't resolve until all of the

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block of text on zoological study correct
resolves and then you could get Vigor back,

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and then it's driberry. Anyway,
I like that also vigor one of

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my favorite pictures in magic. Oh, there you go. It's a big

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half turtle, half oxen with a
bird on them. Yeah, very cool.

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Here's a card that probably nobody knows. Oh, bro catabatic winds?

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What like? What did brando?
What do you? What words are you

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saying? This forty nine cent gem
from Visions is most likely available in a

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dark misprint with a double black layer. It's an enchantment for green two with

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phasing. You know what's good already. Creatures with flying cannot attack, block,

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or use any ability that includes a
tap in their activation cost. Yeah,

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so it shuts down flyers. Sure
does that a little bit. Seems

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like a meta choice. But also
worms don't fly. So here's the thing

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with and I'm I find this with
my tan of the butt Sewer deck.

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Yeah, the bane of my existence
is that one big flying creature. Oh

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yeah, that just beats me.
Yes, right, So cards like this,

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and there's a few of them coming
up, and we'll talk about them

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as soon we get there. These
cards are important, especially if you have

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a flying heavy metal, which we
don't even really have. But it just

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takes one, It just takes one. Well, you know, what and

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I hate, but I don't hate
to keep going back to Sidewalk Slam Episode

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two. That's coming up is how
many times did Alex flip off the top

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of his deck like a flying creature? Right, and he was going to

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die, but he's just got like, oh, I'll block with my flyer.

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I'll block with my flyer. And
that's like, man if if somebody

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just had a catabatic wins because you
know, it's totally a staple and its

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phasing. Well, hey, let's
move on to the next card here,

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because it's while the next few actually, oh yeah, gravity, well is

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the next. I love this card. Whenever a creature with flying attacks,

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it loses flying until dturned. It's
an enchantment for green Green one. Love

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it dense canopy that it gives me
very much seventies bush vibes, Yes,

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yes, seventies afro bush. Absolutely
dense canopy is an enchantment for Green one.

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Creatures with flying can't block creatures without
flying because the trees above them two

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dense Yes, yes, that gives
me o. Natural armpit vibes featured on

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this cards are the only true form
of snakes, meaning they have four arms,

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two legs, and hair and in
the background if you look, I

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think there's some worms. Dude.
Um man, those snakes probably got four

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hairy armpits instead of two. That's
right, gross. Yeah. Next we

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have Death's Presence. Death's presence is
an enchantment for Green five. Good thing

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for making man I hate Yeah,
buddy, whenever a creature you control dies,

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put X plus one counters on target. Creature. X is the dead

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creature's power big yes. Yeah,
my six six worm now twelve twelve yes,

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yes, and the last one is
Bouer passage Bowel passage. Yes.

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After talking, man, I freaking
missed that and I quit. You should

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quit magic forever. Don't just quit
the podcast. You have to sell all

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your magic cards and quit. You
will have an empty void in your life

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so long and forever. I have
to collect Lego or something. Yes,

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Green one enchantment. Creatures with flying
can't shit. They also can't block creatures

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that we control. Yes. I
also like raking canopy in a deck like

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this that does four damage to a
flying creature. Yeah, so when they

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attack, they die, yes,
which is cool, but they can still

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block you. But raking canopy is
also fun. Yeah, I forgot about

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that. One. That's the protect
sex sex. Sure, let's do the

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pump section also, because you know
we totally need to pump our creatures.

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And you've got one uncategorized random sorcery
that we will read here too. Well,

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let's put it in with the worms
because that's what it does. Oh

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okay, it makes worms, so
yeah, you're right. The pump spell

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is unnatural growth. It's an enchantment
for quadruple green and one. At the

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beginning of each combat, double the
power and toughness of each creature control.

401
00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:10.240
That is, each each combat.
Every single game I've ever played where this

402
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:14.720
card was present, one of the
four players myself included. This happened to

403
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:18.279
me once. I said, wait
a second, that happens every single combat.

404
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:22.559
Yeah, and then the whoever played
it's like, yeah, at everybody's

405
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:27.200
combat, we're gonna double my guys
until end of turn. Yes, end

406
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:30.400
of turn. That might be important
for some people, but yes, more

407
00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:33.000
so the four four worms were making
with baru or eight eighths. Now no,

408
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:37.680
they're twelve twelves because barrel gives them
plus two yeah yeah, yeah,

409
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.640
oh ship. At the beginning of
each combat, double the power of yep

410
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:45.200
man. That is a fair sized
creature. Yeah here, let's let's let's

411
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:52.440
leave man, Can I talk?
Let's read our one single planes walker p

412
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.279
dubs. No, he's a card
draw spell, so he will lead us

413
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.039
into card draw. Oh look at
you go. Okay, so you've got

414
00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:02.359
planes Walker is Garrick primal hunter.
He's a three loyalty Garrick for greencren Green

415
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:06.200
two first ability make a three to
three beast for plus one. That's that's

416
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.880
a fine ability. We're not gonna
undercut that. Correct. Minus three here's

417
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:12.440
why we play him. Draw cards
equal to the greatest powered among creatures you

418
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:17.759
control. That's a very good ability. That puts this guy as one of

419
00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:21.920
the best planes walkers in my planes
Walker Cascade deck. He's really really good.

420
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.920
But wait, there's more. Not
only is the next ultimate ability extremely

421
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:30.480
powerful and will nearly always win you
the game shorter Wrath of God, but

422
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:37.119
also thematic to this very deck minus
six. Create a six to six greenworm

423
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:42.920
for each land you control. Woo, so like twelve eight eighths if we

424
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:47.839
got our commander out, probably gonna
win you the game. Yes, yeah,

425
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:49.480
so that's very good. He's a
very good planes walker. Leads us

426
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:53.799
directly into the draw section. Bro, this guy with doubling season is like

427
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:59.400
the most powerful old man because he's
got three loyalty and minus six, so

428
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.960
he comes in you immediately minus six
them to make let's say ten, but

429
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.920
doubling season will actually make twenty.
It's so good. It's and then you

430
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.759
whenever you do that. And I
have done that wrath of God every time,

431
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:15.799
every time, except for one time
I didn't have that happen, and

432
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:23.440
I just frickin won just slapped.
Oh, Alex Camberril Teas or Teas says

433
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:30.160
this deck like, like I just
indicated, slaps lips in CCO nation or

434
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:36.640
Cecio fashion so hard that people's lips
go spinning around and sagging down and they

435
00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:41.240
can kiss their own ass. Just
needed to throw that out there. Okay,

436
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.200
here we go. First, draw
card Soul's Majesty draw cards equal to

437
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.599
the bigliness of your guy. Rich
Card's Expertise. Draw cards equal to the

438
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:52.279
bigliness of your guy. Play a
five drop for free return of the Wild

439
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.519
Speaker. Choose one draw cards equal
to the bigliness of your guy, or

440
00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:01.039
all non human guys get plus three
plus three until end of turn. Prader's

441
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:05.559
counsel I should say guy in this
case is your biggest creature? Yes,

442
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.880
aka or one eyed worm correct Praider's
Council. This is an odd card.

443
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:13.440
Draw spell green green green five.
It's an eight drop kind of fallen out

444
00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:15.440
of favor. Hey it has You
don't see this card very often, no

445
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:20.319
more but eight drop. Return all
cards from your graveyard. Do your hand

446
00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:22.079
xil Prator's counsel, you have no
max hand size. End of game.

447
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.759
I like that card. Ye,
it's eight eight, and you're probably gonna

448
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:30.200
draw eight. Probably is that good? I think so? I mean,

449
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:34.000
if you're gonna in a deck like
this that makes so much manna, I

450
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:37.200
think that you could probably play this
as quickly slash as often as something like

451
00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:42.160
restock, which gets two things back
for five. Yeah, so why not

452
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:46.440
get everything back for eight, probably
on the same turn, probably on the

453
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:51.200
same turn. And if you can
cast more than one thing, maybe you'll

454
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:54.960
do this and then get a Cadama's
reach that you can also cast thereby ramping

455
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:59.279
yourself even further. Correct. So
it's a good card, and I like

456
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:02.640
it in this deck Lurking Predators,
lurky p. This card has killed me

457
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:07.119
several times. I hate this card. Six drop enchantment whenever an opponent casts

458
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:10.599
a spell, Reveal the top car
whenever they cast a spell. Yeah,

459
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.319
I do that every time. That's
why I get you. Whenever they cast

460
00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:16.240
a spell, reveal the top card
of your library. If it's a creature

461
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:21.240
card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise put on the bottom of your

462
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.039
library. Man, I'm just gonna
get my I'm just gonna get my seven

463
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.680
drop, my ten drop. I'm
just gonna get my eight drop. Yep,

464
00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.720
I'm just gonna get my world spine
worm. That's a worm, you'al

465
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:32.960
Yeah, I'm just gonna get my
What does it cost? Eleven? Yep?

466
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.079
For free? For free? One
well for five? Yeah, and

467
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:38.240
way to turn. But come on, if I cast two spells, you

468
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:43.440
get two worms. I'm dead.
Yeah, I could just be dead harmonized

469
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:47.559
No, that's draw thry cut it. Guardian Project whenever a non token creech

470
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:52.880
ETBs not cast Etb's if it has
a different name than something else, which

471
00:33:52.920 --> 00:34:01.160
it will draw card Garrick's Uprising and
Elemental Bond and and sort of Beast Whisperer

472
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:06.640
sure cast a creature draw card really
and Guardian Project? Are they all kind

473
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:08.199
of do the same thing. Yeah, and a colossal majesty is the last

474
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:12.920
one. Colossi madge at the beginning
of your upkeep if you control a creature

475
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.800
with power or greater, which we
will draw card? Yes, yes,

476
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.760
our commander solves that for us,
right, sure does. So those are

477
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:23.000
all the card draw cards. Let's
do the tutors real quick. Sure we

478
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:29.239
have Tooth and Nail. Woo okay, seven drop tutor kind of falling out

479
00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:30.960
of favor too. This used to
be like the most powerful green card in

480
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:36.159
the format, like circa two thousand
and nine. Right, just search search

481
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:39.960
for your like two card combo and
that's that was commander. Oh before rule

482
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:44.320
zero and before the social contract.
I'm gonna play Tooth and Nail and I

483
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:50.639
have a CDH deck. Now,
yeah, seven drop Sorcery. Search your

484
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:52.280
library for two creatus, put them
into your hand, but you could entwine

485
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:57.119
it for two yep. And if
you uh sorry, the other thing it

486
00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:00.360
does take two creatures, put them
from your hand onto the battlefield for free.

487
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:02.880
Yeah. Those are the two things
it does. You choose one of

488
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:06.800
them, but if you pay two
to entwine it, you do both.

489
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.480
Search for two creature, put two
creechure onto the battlefield. I remember one

490
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:13.840
time, way back in the day, the first time we met Lenny and

491
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:17.320
Steven playing some CDH bros. Me
and Lenny and I played Tooth and Nail

492
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:20.599
with my sliver deck. Oh yeah, oh, what bad slivers are you

493
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:22.079
gonna get? Brand I'm like,
well, I don't know, crystalline sliver

494
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:29.960
and muscle sliver. And then I
got zealous. Conscript won the game so

495
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:34.840
good. Oh yeah, bunch of
fricking tools. Let me get away with

496
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.159
shit like that. Speaking of searching
for two creatures putting them into play,

497
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:40.239
we also have Defense of the Heart. Yes, oh, and this is

498
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.119
the old one from legacy. I'm
gonna give it a read during your upkeep.

499
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:50.280
If you if one of your opponents
controls three or more creatures, sacrifice

500
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:54.159
Defense of the Heart, search your
library for two creatures, put those creatures

501
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:59.519
into play, shuffle your library afterwards. It's a good one. It does

502
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:02.480
Tooth and for less manna. But
you gotta like air quotes way to turn

503
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:09.039
to do it? Yes, And
I guess people always say waiting a turn

504
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:13.000
is like so bad, and cards
are do nothing if they make you way

505
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.079
to turn. The blah blah blah. This card could potentially win you the

506
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:21.000
game, absolutely as long as nobody
has a disenchant and in my experience,

507
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:27.800
disenchant type effects are the least common
kind of removal that people have, like

508
00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:34.159
spot removal at instant speed of right, the most common is creature and then

509
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.400
maybe artifact. I would suggest that
as well, and then enchantment, which

510
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:39.880
should be the other way around.
I think enchantments are getting way more out

511
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:45.519
of hand. I think enchantments are
probably more powerful. I mean, look

512
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:50.400
at Defense of the Heart. But
artifacts are so much more commonplace, right,

513
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:52.639
Like, you'll play any game and
any player could have three or four

514
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.920
artifacts. That's why Man of Rocks
and stuff, right, That's why coxlad

515
00:36:55.960 --> 00:37:02.840
extortionist is so strong. Yes,
did you make that up? Have I

516
00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:09.599
cockslide? That's what I said.
Oh, welcome to the nation, babe.

517
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:16.360
Forever forever he will be called that. One more thing about Defense of

518
00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:19.440
the Heart, though, before we
move on, I would like to just

519
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.280
say one thing about Defense of the
Heart I really like is if you play

520
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:27.280
it early in the game, before
your opponents have those three creatures necessary for

521
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.000
it to go off. Yeah,
sometimes it can buy you some time because

522
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:32.800
they don't want to be the first
guy to get to the three creatures,

523
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:37.480
and nobody has a disenchant effect,
so they're like it kind of puts them

524
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:40.039
in a holding pattern for a second
and gives you a chance to like build

525
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:45.800
up or get Sometimes decks either just
miss creatures on their drawstep or don't pack

526
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.119
a bunch of creatures, and you
might hold somebody off their commander for a

527
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:54.039
turn, because then you'll just immediately
tutor for two cards that could win con

528
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:57.960
you the game, right yeah,
and I yeah, Okay, that ain't

529
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:01.000
nothing. I'm gonna tell you that
ain't nothing. So that's everything but the

530
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:06.440
worms. So the worm shall now
turn. We're gonna start with that sorcery

531
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:10.440
you mentioned earlier. Okay, it's
wormquake, worm cake. Oh, don't

532
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:15.960
google it, do not worm cake. Okay, sorcery for green green four

533
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:22.679
and it's got corrupted, right,
yes, corrupted, corrugated, corrupted,

534
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:29.559
conjugated. Okay, create an xx
green Fyrexian worm creature tooken with tramsky and

535
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:34.519
toxic one, where x is the
amount of manna spent to cast this spell.

536
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:39.800
Then for each opponent with three or
more poison counters, you create another

537
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:44.960
of those tokens. You're gonna make
one of them, probably the first time.

538
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:47.880
Yeah, so they've got the you're
gonna make a six to six,

539
00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:52.639
which is actually an eight eight with
toxic one. Yep, it has flashback

540
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:55.880
for green green eight. So you're
gonna make an eight eight, which is

541
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.679
potentially a ten ten. Now you're
gonna make a ten ten to be a

542
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:01.599
twelve twelve. Oh yes, yeah, I said that wrong. Yeah,

543
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:05.960
ten ten, it's actually twelve twelve
if you have your commander. Yes,

544
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.159
it's pretty good with trample and so. But the odds are like, when

545
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:15.599
you hit somebody with this, they
taken probably six sure, right, toxic

546
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:20.159
one. Who cares? Yeah,
who gives a shit? You're you're making

547
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:22.480
an eight eight and a twelve twelve
out of this thing, that's true.

548
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.079
Yeah, you don't care about the
infect You're just you're just pounding them,

549
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:30.559
pounding them with your giant one eyed
worm, just pound them flat. Oh

550
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:35.320
yeah, I want your opponent to
look like a pizza with like a big

551
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:40.559
Roman helmet stamp in it. Yes, all right, worm weaver coil.

552
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:45.039
Oh yeah, it looks like totem
armor. I'm just gonna throw that out.

553
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:49.039
We're gonna coil it around them.
Enchant green creature. This is an

554
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:52.400
enchant creature for our first creature.
Sure yep. Enchanted creature gets plus six

555
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.280
plus six. It makes it into
a worm and you can go green green

556
00:39:55.360 --> 00:40:00.960
green sacrifice worm weaver coil create a
six to six gre war creature. Talking

557
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:07.000
sure, speaking of coiling, we
have a worm coil engine. Oh yeah,

558
00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:09.559
six sex death touch lifelink. When
it dies you get a three three

559
00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:14.599
and a three three with dut touch
or lifelink. World's pine worm. We

560
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:19.199
talked about this earlier. Oh yeah, like Magic's biggest creature is it still

561
00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:22.239
is emeral cool bigger? No,
emoric cool is the same. While this

562
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:27.800
one's a fifteen to fifteen trampler that
when it dies you get three five five

563
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.519
tramplers. Uh do the five to
fives trample? Yeah they do. And

564
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:35.639
when it dies you or put into
the grave root from anywhere, you shuffle

565
00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:38.639
it into its owner's library. That's
cool, man, that's a big ass

566
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:44.079
creak. So it's a seventeen seventeen
that makes three seven sevens when it dies.

567
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:50.039
Yeah, with our command that's pretty
good. Sandworm convergence. Yeah,

568
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:52.880
this is one of the ones that
people play outside of worm decks, right

569
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:57.400
yep, okay, so this is
an enchantment for eight green green six creatures

570
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:00.760
with flying can't attack you or planes
walkers you can. So it's got some

571
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:04.719
protection of the variety that we were
already playing and at the beginning of your

572
00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.840
end step end step, so you
don't have to wait for it. Really

573
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:12.880
create a five to five green worm
creech toke Flavorfully, that car doesn't make

574
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:17.119
any sense to me. But because
the sandworms if you've ever watched beetlejuice or

575
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:22.360
tremors, do you know where they
live under the ground? Why does that

576
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:27.559
stop flying things? Because they jump
up unsurprisingly, but they would get the

577
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.480
things on the ground first, things
on the ground, but there's more easily

578
00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:36.440
get there's no there's nothing on the
ground though there's uh no. They live

579
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:39.039
in the desert because they're sandworms.
I don't know, man, And they

580
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:44.119
don't get other worms because they're bros. All right, Maybe in this deck

581
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:46.559
it makes sense. What is happening
in this picture? No, I don't

582
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:52.079
know, but I like this shitty
car. Jesus root breaker worm six'

583
00:41:52.079 --> 00:42:02.199
six trample for seven all flavor roar
of the word roar of the Worm.

584
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:08.159
This used to be a card and
standard in two thousand and one. Green

585
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:15.039
six sorcery create a six six also
flashback for four for four. That's pretty

586
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:19.039
good because you would actually just mill
it or get it into your graveyard somehow

587
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:20.840
and then get a six six for
four. That's pretty good. Yea,

588
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:24.039
yeah, it was good. Predatory
Worm was a black van. Yeah,

589
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:29.199
free candy spray painted on the side. Yeah. Vigilance four to four for

590
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:32.119
four gets plus two plus two as
long as you're ConTroll the garret planes,

591
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:40.800
so there is one zero percent chance
that that could happen. Have a Garrick

592
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.320
that's an eight eight for four if
we control Garrick and our commander. Oh

593
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:53.320
Jesus plated slag Wors, that's your
mother worm slag eight eight This from Mired

594
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:57.800
and this is a good card too. Eight eight for seven. Can't be

595
00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:00.559
the target of spells, your abilities, your opponents can aka it cuts hex

596
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:06.360
proof, Yes, sure it does. Penumber Worm. I played this in

597
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:10.119
my Panumber deck when it came out
in Apocalypse. Oh man, this is

598
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:15.159
like a walk down history late with
your good friend Ryan six six trampler for

599
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:17.519
seven. When it dies, you
put a six to six black worm creature

600
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:22.119
token with free candy bainted on the
side. Neat yes, piloca worm,

601
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:27.760
pillocka worm og from World Wake.
I lost to this in a PTQ.

602
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.360
I played second in the PTQ because
my goddamn opponent hit polacka Worm. Was

603
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:37.239
it limited? Not standard pillocka worm
and standard baby? Okay? Seven to

604
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:43.840
seven Tramski worm for seven when at
Etb's game seven life when it dies draw

605
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:46.599
card. I really appreciate you thinking
that I could make a second in a

606
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:51.960
tournament that was this draft. Well, pollocka Worm was like the best card.

607
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:53.920
No, it wasn't because it was
too angro for pollocka Worm. If

608
00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:58.280
you could survive to seven man and
then gain seven life, polacca worm just

609
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.119
won you the game. You didn't
even need to act with it because you

610
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:05.519
have seven more life. And now, like Vampire Nighthawk or a geyser glider

611
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:10.639
like they landfall games, flying doesn't
win you the game anymore. Oh Man's

612
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:15.400
into car limited pan glacial worm,
Pan glacial worm. This this is a

613
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:22.199
weird one, hey, from this
Cold Snap five kind of like yargle hay,

614
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:25.679
how can we have yargle day but
not Panglacial worm day because he's not

615
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:28.920
a he's not as big of a
meme. If this was a frog,

616
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:34.840
we'd have panglacial frog day. Okay, panglacial worm day is a nine to

617
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:40.199
five worm for seven trample. When
you're searching your library, you may play

618
00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:45.639
panglacial worm from your library. So
when you're searching with your tooth and nail

619
00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:49.440
or more likely with your defense of
the heart, yes, or with a

620
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:53.119
teramorphic expanse or something well, defense
of the heart, because it triggers during

621
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:58.280
your upkeep, you'll have all your
man open still yeah, and oh can

622
00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:01.159
you play pan glacial worm during your
keep? Though you can't timing restrictions,

623
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:05.880
right, But if you go like
it's turned eighty six because that's what this

624
00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:08.639
deck wants to play, tell and
you top deck like your Sylvan scry and

625
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:13.719
you're like, oh fuck Packlacia worm
time, baby, Yeah, we're going

626
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.559
for it. Yeah. Yeah,
it's a good little safety. It's it's

627
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.920
like, can we call it condom
worm? Yes? We can? Yes?

628
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:25.679
O absolutely? Okay, impervious great
worm, impervious also condom because it's

629
00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:31.440
impervious. What in the goddamn hell? This is a sixteen sixteen for ten

630
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:37.360
with convoke, so it can cost
less and it's indestructible. This is magic's

631
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:43.639
biggest creature. What the goddamn hell
you've never seen this card? No,

632
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:52.480
what the hell is this? Sixteen
sixteen for ten? Woo double nasty man.

633
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:55.679
There was a time when like twelve
twelve's for fourteen you had to sacrifice

634
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:02.960
goddamn land to untap them. Sixty
sixteen indestructible for ten fuck off or for

635
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.239
zero? Yeah, or for nothing? Oh man, I want to play

636
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:10.400
this card against you so bad now
it doesn't even have How does this not

637
00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:14.079
have trample? I guess because it
would just win you the game? Yeah

638
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:19.280
in limited hay, yes, greater
Sandworm greater? Are we playing the lesser

639
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.000
sandworm? No? Is there a
lesser sandworm? Probably not? Okay,

640
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.079
Greater Sandworm can't be blocked by creatures
with power too or less, and it

641
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:30.360
cycles for two. It's a seven
to seven for seven engulfing slag word also

642
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:36.639
Brando's mother seven to seven for seven. When it blocks or becomes blocked by

643
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.679
a creature, destroy that creature,
you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

644
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:44.559
It's insane. Yeah, it's got
like reverse lifelink. Yeah, it's

645
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:46.760
a worm. It has life dink. So if you gave this thing a

646
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:52.159
lure and you attacked, you would
annihilate your opponent's entire board. Yes,

647
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:54.440
not lose your creature and gain a
bunch of life. Well, you might

648
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:59.199
lose your creature. Well not because
it's when it becomes blocked. Oh,

649
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.960
it's before to have you just just
eat shit. It's a it's basically a

650
00:47:04.039 --> 00:47:08.760
basilisk i like that. That's that's
a ya, elder scale worm. Elder

651
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:13.719
scale worm. This is Uncle Brando, the elder part. That is seven

652
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:16.679
seven trampler for seven. I'm seeing
a trend here me as well. Yeah,

653
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:21.079
demons are six six for six worm
seven seven for seven. When it

654
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.280
enters a battlefield, if your life
total is less than seven, it becomes

655
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:28.480
seven. That's powerful magic. Yeah, man, as long as you have

656
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.320
seven or more life damage that would
reduce your life total to less than seven,

657
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:37.280
reduces it to seven instead. It's
pretty cool. That's an interesting that's

658
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:38.920
a weird one. And these things
do all kinds of crazy shit. And

659
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:50.280
then we have what the hell dirt
cowl worm. Dirt cowl worm, what

660
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.880
the fuck is bron needs to have
a shower. It looks like a dragon

661
00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:58.239
with no arms, legs, or
wings. That's literally what worms are.

662
00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:00.320
It's just a head with a tailstick
out of it. Oh no, that's

663
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:04.519
weirm, yeah with a y.
Yeah. Yeah. This is just a

664
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:10.599
big, nasty, dirty, fucking
worm. Whenever an opponent plays a land,

665
00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:16.599
it gets a plus one plus one
counter. Neat fuck, defiler of

666
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:21.199
Vigor. This is a fucking worm. Can I just can I just say

667
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:27.960
that I think that dirt cowl worm
was the tempest pre release promo card,

668
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:34.039
or it was some kind of promo
with a date stamp. I remember that

669
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:37.840
being a thing. If we're continuing
the trend of going back in time through

670
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:43.800
the history of worms, and why
wouldn't we Yeah, exactly the filer of

671
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:50.079
Vigor Ryn. This is the Payferrexian
green for a green pip in spells you

672
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:52.239
cast, right, so this is
kind of a ramp spell at the cost

673
00:48:52.280 --> 00:48:55.360
of life. But also whenever you
cast a green permanent spell, put a

674
00:48:55.360 --> 00:49:00.280
plus one counter on each creature you
controlled. Sure we control. If you

675
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:05.480
want to see this card in action
and the managing of dice that it takes

676
00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:09.360
to actually work this card. Frick
Sidewalk Slam Season two, episode two.

677
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:14.159
There it makes an appearance. So
Uncle Brando is a good uncle and is

678
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.159
managing the dice for one of our
opponents because there's a lot going on for

679
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:22.840
a minute. Oh and all of
that comes on a six to six body

680
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:28.039
with trample for five. Yes,
yes, damn it. Power creep doesn't

681
00:49:28.039 --> 00:49:35.360
exist. Crush of Worms. Put
three six six green worm creach toke into

682
00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:40.360
play flashback. It costs nine.
You're getting you're getting eighteen power for nine.

683
00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:44.639
It's pretty good. You're getting potentially
twenty four power for nine if you

684
00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:50.840
got your commander flashback for eleven.
Yeah, hour talking, Yeah, can

685
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:53.239
you can you twelve? Oh yeah, twelve? Yeah, I'm asked.

686
00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:58.599
Good. Can you imagine doing this
and then flashing a back same turn getting

687
00:49:58.639 --> 00:50:01.960
six bros? Oh yeah, six
eight, Eight's just crushing. That's like

688
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:06.360
garrik wu. Yeah. Yeah.
Man. Look at the art on this

689
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:09.719
card. That is cool, well
in a bleak sort of way. So

690
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:14.639
I've read this card before, but
real close out of the corner of my

691
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:19.760
eye when we've moused over it.
I thought it was called sausage worm.

692
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:23.039
Sausage worm, sausage worm. It's
a six six for six and a green

693
00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:29.000
has butt Thirst, three and trample. I don't know what Bloodthirst does.

694
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:34.360
If they were dealt damage, it
enters the battlefield with three plus one counters.

695
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.800
Right, that's right, got there? If an opponent, so I

696
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:39.239
think if you hit all three of
your opponents, does he get nine?

697
00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:43.800
Is that how that works? Or
do you hit one opponent? An opponent

698
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:47.440
was dealt damage this term, so
you get one one instance of three,

699
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:52.440
I should say correct, okay,
yes, regardless of how many opponents were

700
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:59.800
dealt damage. This was in M
twelve where Bloodthirst made a comeback from Dominica

701
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:04.079
Dissension I think specifically right, and
it was put in there because it was

702
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:08.559
an intro set to teach new players
cast spells on your second main phase after

703
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:13.119
you attack, because your creature will
become a nine to nine for seven.

704
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.760
Guild Packed roll was in Guild Packed
the second second one, yes, I

705
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:20.960
knew it was the second one.
Dissension is the third Dissension is the third

706
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:24.559
one. Yeah. Bellowing tangle Worm
is our last card all BT. Bellowing

707
00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:30.519
tangle Worm four four for five with
intimidate, which means it can't be blocked

708
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:35.599
except by artifact creatures and creatures that
share color with it, so green,

709
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:42.800
and also other green creatures you control
have intimidate. That's pretty good. That

710
00:51:42.960 --> 00:51:46.000
gives all your worms kind of unblockable, quasi unblockable. All the lots of

711
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:50.000
green creatures going to show up at
a commander table. But still yours are

712
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:53.159
bigger than theirs. So so there
it is. That's the deck man,

713
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:59.159
Okay, I've been waiting all day. Strengths and weaknesses. Strengths and weaknesses.

714
00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:00.639
Where do you want to start?
Well, we usually start with the

715
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:07.079
strength. Sure, Yes, this
sticks with his za. Yes it will.

716
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:10.559
It will beats by dre u.
It will actually slap the lips clean

717
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:15.719
off of somebody's face onto somebody else's
face. Yes, but not remove their

718
00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:17.719
lips though, like it will knock
the lips off of somebody else's face.

719
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:21.880
Those lips will land on the will
land in the sand where you will stomp

720
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:23.400
them into the dirt. Yes,
and then the other player will have no

721
00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:27.519
lips. Yes, you'll swamp them
with your giant worm into the dirt.

722
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.159
It'll slap somebody's face so hard their
lips will go flying off and land on

723
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:36.440
somebody else's face. With such a
hard slap of the face that those lips

724
00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:42.079
will fly off exactly precisely. Yes, okay, so funny to tell somebody

725
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.880
about it. Come on, Yes, it's almost meme deck. This this

726
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.400
is a meaning you think it means. It's an absolute meme deck. It's

727
00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:51.800
not like your monogreen stompy deck.
No it well, I mean it also

728
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:53.719
is. It is also you can
do both, but it is certainly a

729
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:58.239
meme deck. The jokes and the
lulls, yes, I'm rolling that into

730
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:00.920
one right, they're all real yes, okay, real strength. Real Strength

731
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:07.599
actually plays what is probably the most
powerful cards at the EEDH table in not

732
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:10.920
only the green card draw spells and
the garricks and the Sivalas and stuff,

733
00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:15.559
but also like fifteen and sixteen sixteens. Yes, those are just going to

734
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:19.119
be the biggest creatures in the game. This is one of those decks that

735
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:22.880
kind of adopts the Brando deck building
philosophy, where it just if you draw

736
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:25.519
a card and it's really good,
that's what every one of your cards is.

737
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:29.360
Yes, you don't play a lot
of utility stuff except for Harmonize,

738
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:31.800
which you should cut immediately and put
in either in a Chroma's memorial to give

739
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.159
you guys haste or concordant Crossroads to
give you guys haste. Oh those are

740
00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:39.199
good cards, good cards. Okay, okay, last strength, and we're

741
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:43.840
gonna come back to it. But
you could build this for quite a good,

742
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:47.199
low, nice clean budget. Yes, some of the worms are worth

743
00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:52.840
more than you'd think, but if
you're not buying them from a store and

744
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:57.400
are instead trading them from a friend, they are cards that if you have

745
00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:01.239
good friends, they will trade you
for less because you're actually gonna play your

746
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:07.599
panglacial worm, yeah, or your
impervious great worm like. They're not worth

747
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.440
five bucks, they're they're just yeah, exactly. So let's move over to

748
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:15.760
the weaknesses real quick. Slower than
balls in January. That's the saying,

749
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:19.360
right, molasses in January. Oh
I thought it was balls. Yes,

750
00:54:19.800 --> 00:54:22.000
here's this is. I don't know
if you have this on your list of

751
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:23.800
weaknesses, but the first thing I
think of when I look at a deck

752
00:54:23.880 --> 00:54:28.239
like this is it could run into
the which half of the deck do you

753
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:30.159
draw it? Oh? Yeah,
you could draw all ramp and have MANI

754
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:35.159
for days and nothing to do with
it, even with your commander. Or

755
00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:38.639
you're gonna draw all these nine nines
and you'll never play them. That's how

756
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:43.400
my Bryan start Arm deck works,
right exactly. I draw all the ramp

757
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:46.400
and the Man of Rocks and the
land taxes and no guys to fling.

758
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:50.840
Yep. Same like this, you
could just draw, you know, you

759
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:54.920
think, oh, man, I've
got three land and maybe one creature and

760
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:59.280
three ramp spells in my opener.
Yeah. Perfect. All I need to

761
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:02.360
draw is creature and it's gas.
And you just draw, like on turn

762
00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:05.400
three, it's like okay, here
we go. You rip it and it's

763
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:09.079
like cultivate forest. Those are like
your turn three and turn four draws and

764
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:14.239
you're like, I'm fucked because somebody
used a removal spell on your six six

765
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:17.119
or it got caught up in the
first sweeper because somebody's playing tokens. And

766
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:22.480
then you're like uh oh, and
you draw I don't know your unnatural Growth,

767
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:25.280
which is a fine card, and
a beast Whisper, which is a

768
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:30.400
fine card. And it's turn eight
now and you've got nothing yep. Yeah

769
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:32.840
huh. And a lot of the
draw spells sands harmonized which I still say

770
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:37.199
you caught, are dependent on you
having one of your big dudes. Yes,

771
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:39.239
so, yes, you can refill
your hand if your deck is working.

772
00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:44.400
If it's not drawing, a rishcard's
expertise in some cases will draw you

773
00:55:44.440 --> 00:55:46.480
three cards. Yeah, so which
half of your deck do you draws?

774
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:52.360
Is now on there? I will
I will put in there. How much

775
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:55.559
early game does the deck have against
aggro decks, like think of the ooh

776
00:55:55.760 --> 00:56:00.159
hair axonyl deck. You could be
dead by turn four or five when this

777
00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:05.280
deck plays its first creature. Yeah, right, so does very much relegate

778
00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:07.679
it to the realm of casual,
which we know because it's the wrong with

779
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.199
that kind of a meme deck.
But you have to make sure that when

780
00:56:10.199 --> 00:56:14.480
you sit down, you say,
hey, I'm playing sixteen sixteens, but

781
00:56:14.519 --> 00:56:16.800
it's gonna take me like sixteen turns. Yeah, I was gonna say nine

782
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:21.679
or ten turns at least for the
deck to like really start snowballing. Yeah,

783
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:22.679
so just be aware. Right,
Oh, well, you can play

784
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:27.800
a sixteen sixteen on turn five or
six. Yeah, but it's only one

785
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:30.280
creature. Yeah, you know what
I mean, like one giant creature turn

786
00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:35.960
five or six in an needyh game. It does not the difference make necessarily

787
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.840
correct correct? Yeah? Okay,
So the deck as it is, moving

788
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:45.320
to the budge section as is as
on arcadect dot com worms three hundred and

789
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:50.480
fifty five bucks. That's perfectly fine. That's fine because you're gonna have a

790
00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:53.400
lot of these cards. But hear
me out, hear me out. Let's

791
00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:58.320
say you don't have a don't have
one, or have the sixty dollars budget

792
00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:02.079
for a great hinge, most expensive
card in the deck. Cut it because

793
00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:07.039
you've got ramp, you've got card
draw and if you don't have creatures,

794
00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:12.039
greahandch costs eight. Yeah, so
you're not casting it. Yeah, Okay,

795
00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:16.000
Nickthos Shrine to nix. Now,
this would maybe give us the ability

796
00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:22.320
if we cut it at thirty two
dollars. It would also leave us room

797
00:57:22.440 --> 00:57:27.000
to cut the Silvans Crying as well. Yeah. And if we're cutting the

798
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:32.320
Silvan Scrying and really moving away from
the non basic land manna production, we

799
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:39.519
could maybe also cut Yavamaya Cradle of
Growth because we only have nearly exclusively forests

800
00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:44.639
anyways. Yeah, there's one,
two, three, four, five,

801
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.440
six non forests of the thirty five
Reliquary Tower and Rogues Passage might be really

802
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:53.639
good cards to find with Sylvan scrying, but maybe not. And if it

803
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:58.280
could save us at this point,
like if you cut the Nickthos and the

804
00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:04.000
Yavamaya and the Sylvan scrying, we're
saving like over fifty dollars, right,

805
00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:07.679
and my final cut because it's thirty
five dollars again, what you just got

806
00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:15.039
reprinted sort of Ers's Incubator Jesus no
shit, Hey, no shit and great

807
00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:20.440
ramp spell in creature decks hell yeah, and good card. But it doesn't

808
00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:27.599
really do anything except provide you mana. And you could have something else,

809
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:31.159
like a man of Rock with an
extra function. You could cut it and

810
00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:39.119
keep your Nick's Blue Ancient and play
that thing of vigor oh virtue of green

811
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:45.920
triple because then you find because then
you get the the possible situation of Nick's

812
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:51.760
Blue Ancient and that and then your
swamps tap for what nine forest forest tap

813
00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:57.440
for? Yeah, so that's that's
several magics. That's a impervious great worm

814
00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:00.320
almost. Yeah, you tap your
command instead of making a four to four,

815
00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:05.039
you make a sixteen sixteen. Yeah, there you go, vote right,

816
00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:07.480
Yeah, that's pretty dang good.
There we go. So Greahenge,

817
00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:13.599
Nick Thos Incubator Cradle cut them it's
one hundred and forty in savings. You

818
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:16.280
could build this deck for two hundred
bucks two hundred and fifteen bucks plus or

819
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:22.800
minus what you already own and problems
when every binder build deck you ever build

820
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:27.599
will cost you. Yes, now
I will say, I will say there

821
00:59:27.679 --> 00:59:32.320
are a lot of random six to
twelve dollars cards in here, yeah,

822
00:59:32.840 --> 00:59:37.599
that you don't know are actually six
to twelve dollars, right, like there

823
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:45.519
is some worms just cost money,
and things like Zendakar resurgent even though it's

824
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.639
been in recent pre cons, it's
still three or four bucks, and lurking

825
00:59:49.679 --> 00:59:52.199
Predators still like eight bucks and dollars. Yeah, yeah, Tooth and Nail

826
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:59.960
just just money also reprinted still five
bucks. Yeah. So anyways, that's

827
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:04.719
the deck. I wanted to do
a spice calculator because the average CMC is

828
01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:07.320
so high, but we're running tutors
and really there's only one way to win,

829
01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:15.280
and really with Bharu worm Jerker offer, you're gonna see the worm deck,

830
01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:16.880
So the spice calculator is going to
be a little bit low. So

831
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:22.400
instead of that, I would offer
people the opportunity to go and use the

832
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:24.880
spice calculator for free on commander coocoat
dot com. There's a tab for it,

833
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:29.199
and pick up some Spice calculator stickers
while you're there. Oh yes,

834
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:32.079
then you can mark all your deck
spice rating or use them as labels for

835
01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:36.440
your deck boxes because they fit on
their perfectly. I will, yeah,

836
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:39.199
yeah, and it'll let everybody know
that your decks are spicy. The challenge

837
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:45.760
that I had, Yes, So
in episode four hundred and eight, okay,

838
01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:50.360
I called out Coco Nation and said, maybe we'll do the deck the

839
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:54.960
first deck of the year, our
highest possible man of value, biggest average

840
01:00:55.000 --> 01:01:00.679
converted man of cost deck we've ever
done, that's fully playable, functional,

841
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:02.840
Yes, it has to be functional. And this one I think we've demonstrated

842
01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:06.960
very much. Is it's five or
something? Right? Five point one point

843
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:09.920
one average man of value for this
deck? Pretty good. I would like

844
01:01:10.039 --> 01:01:15.679
to challenge CCO Nation to give us
a deck with a higher average man of

845
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:20.920
value, Yes, higher than this
one, still functional and if you can

846
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:28.119
either crunch some numbers or demonstrate how
or why the deck you submit is the

847
01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:35.039
highest possible converted manecost that one could
make for a deck. I think that

848
01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:38.639
we got some we got some extra
prizes left over from twenty twenty three that

849
01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:43.159
I've I've got for people. Okay, I've got some our good friends at

850
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:45.719
Ultimate Guard sent us some new stuff, and I've got maybe some secret layers.

851
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:50.760
I got a bunch of CEO merch
which you could get at Cometiccocoa dot

852
01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:52.039
com as well, you know,
dukes and sweaters and new T shirts and

853
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:58.239
stuff. Freaking boy. Okay,
I've got some prizes for what could be

854
01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:02.280
the highest CMC deck, and I
want to challenge Caesio Nation to submit that

855
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:05.880
to us. And we're gonna give
you a couple of weeks to do that,

856
01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:10.280
because your boy uncle Brando needs your
help. I am embarking on a

857
01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:15.400
journey to teach somebody who's never played
Magic before how to play Magic. And

858
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:22.880
I have built them a deck that
is cutesy, uh accessible, Oh actually

859
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:31.800
good? Oh yeah right, and
I think contains every evergreen keyword ever printed

860
01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:36.559
into the game. So this is
an accessible deck. Okay, yes,

861
01:02:36.880 --> 01:02:40.119
okay, So what I'm looking for
I'm playing Naya and next week we'll talk

862
01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:43.199
about the deck. Okay, talk
about the deck next week. To give

863
01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:45.280
you guys a couple of weeks to
come up with your high CMC monstrosities.

864
01:02:46.639 --> 01:02:52.920
In the meantime, I am looking
for strategies to actually teach somebody the game

865
01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:58.880
using a deck. What's your favorite
strategy for inducting a new human being?

866
01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:00.719
Who just I want to how to
play Magic? Can you teach me?

867
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:05.679
Where do you start? What's something
that you saved till the end? Is

868
01:03:05.679 --> 01:03:08.840
there like a through line that you
want to make sure you're ingraining early on

869
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:12.840
to make sure that the habits are
there? Right? Oh ka, yeah,

870
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.679
right, there's there's stuff and you're
teaching sports and Ryan knows about that.

871
01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:17.599
When you're teaching somebody something, you
want to subtly make sure that they're

872
01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:22.280
always paying attention to X. What
is it? Yes? Okay, I'll

873
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:28.159
add a caveat to that, or
a writer text underneath, yeah, asterix,

874
01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:30.159
and then you read the bottom of
the page, right right, okay.

875
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:35.280
For the deck that we're asking,
the high CMC deck, or Brando's

876
01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:42.800
ingrained teaching technique question or episode that
we're going to do next week, you

877
01:03:42.840 --> 01:03:45.360
can submit them Commander cook at at
gmail dot com. Correct. It's a

878
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:49.320
fine place to put them if you're
in the discord. One of the benefits

879
01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:52.719
becoming a patron supporter. Yes,
links in the show notes wherever you find

880
01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:59.159
the show. You can put them
in the preferred deck list category or thread

881
01:03:59.159 --> 01:04:00.599
if you have access to that.
That's one of the higher tier benefits.

882
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:05.880
Ye. You could put them in
the casual deck thread, could put them

883
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:11.559
there, or you could put them
in the creative team thread if you have

884
01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:15.840
access to that thread. So all
different tiers have all different accesses, And

885
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:19.960
put them in any of those four
places and we'll find them. Tag me

886
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:23.280
if you're gonna if you want me
to see it, because y's how I

887
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:27.320
find things. Yes, Yes,
tag Brando in the teaching players how to

888
01:04:27.400 --> 01:04:32.159
do one and put the decks in
the appropriate deck list channels or commander coocoat

889
01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:35.440
dot com. Yes, one more
thing, and I'll answer your question with

890
01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:41.639
a question. Oh is how old
is the person? Same age as me?

891
01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:45.920
Same? Okay? So an adult
yes, and an adult person an

892
01:04:45.960 --> 01:04:50.079
adult person. Now for people who
are submitting answers, it could be anybody

893
01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:56.000
maybe, Like there's definitely a different
strategy when teaching kids things literally anything,

894
01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:59.679
yes, than there is an adult, but some things like your deck has

895
01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:04.360
lots evergreen. Yes. Some teaching
techniques, especially for magic, are evergreen,

896
01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:09.280
like the phases of a turn correct
and when to draw your card and

897
01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:12.559
when you can cast instance versus sorceries. Those are things that they need to

898
01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:18.039
know. Yes, right, But
if somebody has an articulate answer that's or

899
01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:24.920
an articulate enough answer to give us
the evergreen stuff plus what you'd specifically do

900
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:27.960
for an adult, I think that
that would be even better of an answer.

901
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:30.599
Yes, yes, correct, okay, yes, okay. So thank

902
01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:33.840
you in advance for all of your
responses to that question. Thank you to

903
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:38.480
Pile of Bones for giving us beer
while we play Sidewalk Slam, and thank

904
01:05:38.519 --> 01:05:41.119
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905
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:45.639
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906
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:49.320
your giant, huge one eyed worms. If you want a mushroom stamp,

907
01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:53.800
somebody, they are the best place
to go, baby. Yes, if

908
01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:57.880
you want a mushroom stamp, Uncle
Brando with an a Takthon worm in Chicago,

909
01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:02.639
I will video it, give them
the roman Ataxon helmet, but you

910
01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:05.320
have to hit me with the worm
for it to count. And I don't

911
01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:09.599
think that's ever happened to me.
Oh yeah, and I'm throwing it out

912
01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:13.760
there into the world. It's a
change if you will, So three challenges.

913
01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:18.639
Bring it on, bitches. And
on that note, we are going

914
01:06:18.679 --> 01:06:23.159
to be back to teach somebody how
to play magic on a very exciting episode

915
01:06:23.199 --> 01:06:28.960
of Commander Cookout podcast. In Our
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