So we take that never fairs. Hello everyone. Just before this episode starts,
I want to say that this is two streams that I've put together to
be the finale episode. It's technically episode seventy and seventy one, so you
will be hearing two introductions throughout this stream. And that's because we stream these
episodes essentially two days apart because of scheduling conflicts, and it didn't really make
any sense to upload them as two separate episodes if they're going to be recorded
so close to each other. So I hope you enjoyed this big long finale
episode, six hour long thing. Yeah, hello, everyone, Welcome to
episode seventy of One Piece Dungeons and Dragons. Happy seventieth birthday, noble Ah.
I really hope this name doesn't continue, it you potentially have. I
don't know if this will be the final episode. It probably will be the
next one, because this few it was like it's gonna be quite a long.
Let's not do the birthday thing on the final episode. Yes, the
final episode. If you guys, did you guys all die this episode?
It's the final episode, right, but I'm not going to die. But
that could be any episode. It could have been episode twelve and if you
all died or would have in the final episode, guys, I got an
iron clad strategy on how to beat them, guarantee, Sorry, Rusted,
it's gonna work. Oh you're gonna share. No, you have to allow
it to allow it, all right, Okay, okay, well, I
mean you currently do have a very strong devil fruit, which now that has
nothing to do with that completely other strategy, you know. Okay, all
right, what before we start the episode, I want to talk about the
card game just a little bit, because gosh, it's also all I've been
thinking about. We've sold out in fifteen minutes. Um, the Sorry Briggs,
I do we cafe? Sorry, then you could have done it after
you finished around the Cafe Cafe. I was streaming and someone was like,
it's already sold out. I'm like, oh so the hundred subs than I
might not have gotten it either, because it went live like a couple hours
after you sent the tweet to us, and I'm like, I was gonna
put it off, and I'm like, I should just do this now,
and good thing I did. Classic Briggs putting it off. Okay, insane.
Someone just gives it a hundred subs anonymously, which is mental. Thank
you so much. Okay, So those five five hundred Soldier and they were
obviously hand packaged, and you know, I put them in post stop boxes
myself. I had to drive my mum had to drive me around London and
finding lots of post boxes to put them in. We would put like twenty
and water would before we had Could you just go to the post not with
the way that I did him, because I have to scan each It was
honestly, all right, this ended up being what I had to do,
and it was it was you're just going around London throwing weird boxes in like
every post It's it's like, okay, so genuinely, I mean it took
it took a long time signing packaging. They're going to take a while to
arrive obviously, like you know, it's been about two weeks since I shipped
them, but it could take up to a month even longer, especially if
you are like you know, in America or like Australia or not in the
UK. But there is a chance, and I know some people who already
emailed me about this, that the package could get damaged in transit and you
could lose your copy, etc. And I know, even though that's technically
not my fault, it feels like that's my fault. So when when the
Second Wave does come out, anyone who does have like a damaged version or
anything, I will provide you with a free link to be able to get
essentially a replacement from that that segues onto The second Wave is going to come
out sometime in June, hopefully, and I'm going to be doing it Vio
distributor in America so that, um, I don't have to do all of
that shit again, and I could do it the biggest, bigger, biggest
shipment and it will be it will be fun, and everyone who wants to
get it could get it because I didn't realize it was going to be as
popular as it is. Um, but people want to link twenty four hours
of advance, Okay, I will get you that. You should have.
You should eat that. I knew that thing was gonna sell like hotcakes.
It was. I almost ordered only like two hundred. This is a seventy
This is a three year adventure we've been on. Like, come on,
it's gonna sell crazy. Yeah, I'm two more. Yeah, I thought
about buying two, but then I thought that I hadn't limited to one pub
yeah kind of three. Yeah, dude, you should have gotten like a
holofoil, like a gold duros a gold William and put it in like one
pack like I heard that he drew mustache on somebody in one. Yeah,
that's true, there is. It's not Dominius on one card and one of
their packs. I would love it if I got that. I haven't gotten
mine yet. Fair enough, Um, some people have though, I've been
seeing people share it on Twitter. Yeah, I've been saying it too.
Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, are you ready to start?
I assume there's no no more lag issues from chat um. It seems
to be running fine, and I the recording I think will be fine.
I hope anyway, so we could begin the episode. Okay, all right,
let's let's begin. Welcome. I'm gonna bring you over this in a
second. Welcome back to One Piece Dungeon Drugs Episo Sebentty. I did the
introduction. Um, I only introduced Noble, but hello, I'm here.
I'm here. I'm here with William taking one on one. I'm here with
Rona Double, the Spooky Hey and I'm here with Regna Briggs. When we
do one PCD Indian Marines, we have to reef start with Noble's birthday like
he got recrded. It's done. It's theme is dead. No, no,
no, let's just keep adding to it so he's over a hundred by
the end of Hey, Noble, you gotta plan. I don't care who
your marine is. You gotta have him be like seventy two years old,
genuine old man. I have any two year old marine like seamen recruit.
My name's Yarp. That's just gonna yeah, yar. Meme was never funny
to begin with hi, because it was never funny. Now I love it.
Yeah, oh no, a hundred per cent. It was like I
just do it. I can't help it. I feel like I'd do a
regular stream and just be happy Noble. By the way, it was like
my words cracking. Guys, it's the intros. By the way, Happy
birthday, Okay, we the last The session ended with the crew landing on
Lovetale. The director and agent Clementine were standing there the the fruit locked behind
them. Um not fully ripe yet, but they The director stands there and
summons a bunch of the crew's old enemies like the timber Lord, Captain Morrow,
blue Blood, etcetera. And the fight begun and we rolled initiative.
When did we ever fight? Et cetera? Who's etcetera? Your your,
your fin etcetera, etcetera has been here the whole time, He's just been
invisible. My name is etcetera, and I'm the secret of Villain. I
knewest I could figure over to the map. Now, um here you guys
go, um. We do have a turn order and the first turn was
a director and with her turn, she summoned blue Blood. Um, and
that means the actual first turn will be Verona, and Verona will start this
combat. I gotta zoom out this map, holy, like this is like
a final final Fantasy Boss right here. I jumped into the air. I
rolled the peak of Peakanomi, so I'm not through for a while though.
Though. It's like timber Lord is just so much bigger than everyone. Yeah,
timber Lord is huge, all right. I got the timber Lord.
Don't worry about that because I jumped up and went to go hit him.
And that's where we ended the episode. Yeah yeah, yeah, So everybody
target the specific one that you met in your journey that is relevant to you.
I don't know. I animated the rifle of Injustice, right, okay,
and then I point my gun over to Marrow. This time I get
to kill you myself. Oh sick. All right, are these guys the
same? I guess we'll find out. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm basically
going to do three shots. I'm gonna roll initiative for Trevor as well,
because I ye Trevors here. Well, I've done all the NPCs on one
in this TiO, but I feel like Trevor should have a separate initiative from
all the NPCs are devil like its Devil's like NPCs. And then Trevor.
All right, Verona, you're shooting Captain Marrow. He is in range of
your regularly sharp shots. All right, off and go one Injustice shot.
So boom boom. You had already animated, Yeah, animated the rifle of
Injustice. So you're shooting Captain Marrow with the weapon of his brother. Yep,
they all hit Wait even with the minus five Oh wait wait wait wait
wait wait, you're right. I mean I don't know what his armor class
is. To be fair, I'm just checking. Let me double check couldn't
have been that much. Yeah, I mean he's if he's the same level
before. Um, he's still had a decent armor class. Um, it's
minus five to each, right, so twenty two minus five is seventeen,
So one doesn't hit the rest of okay, only one. It's a boom
boom. Add twenty to that. Yeah, and the rifle of Justice,
so that is six plus six. That's not six plus twenty plus sixteen.
I love maths. It's forty eight. You fire off your rifle of adjustice.
The bullets is fly through the air and they pierce Captain Marrow and he
turns round and he stares at you with fury in his eyes and milk in
his veins. Oh, pregame the milk car. Yeah, he really did.
You're gonna move at all? I think I'm gonna stay where I'm at,
all right, sick um, all right, All the NPC's moved now.
But you guys had chosen which ones you want, So it was wait
derist with Cyril, Verona, William would Doxie, Ragnar would Pearl, and
Verona would Healey rate Remember Ragna, Yeah on the turn order? Did you
not? You are? Yeah, you're you're on the turnnel. You're on
the turn order for me, you're after William. Okay, all right,
so you said I have Pearl, right, yes, so okay, all
right, guess what what do you want? What do you want pel to
do? Earl? Light up the timber Lord. Let's just all go for
the super I will get my revenge, showed me Cliver. Five. Question,
is this timber Lord also filled with arriving bodies of slaves? Well,
no, she just made it down to nothing, so it Scott would be
yeah, no, no, no, it doesn't have all the human bodies
inside of it. It is okay, okay, it is hollow dead.
Light them up. Pearl flies forwards with her sword, and she's going to
cut down the timber Lord with a flaming sword. Two of those coming at
the timber Lord. Um. The timber Lord's armor class wasn't that? I
was it high? Gosh, I gotta remember all of those guys. No,
it was decent. Okay, So the first one doesn't hit, but
the second one does. I don't know. Always roll with advantage. So
the sword slices down for thirty seven damage into the timber Lord, Um,
scorching it, and I think he is vulnerable to fire. Right, Oh
yeah, he is wood. He is the wood. Yeah. So the
seventeen is doubled, super effective. Tina's doubles. I'll just make it take
another seventeen. Um, and that's poem. What do you wants Cyril to
do? Durush? Right, Alan is standing right in front of Cyril,
and this is perfect for him. I mean, this is this is your
destiny. He's the one that named you. It's time for your destiny to
come at him. He's the one that ripped my arm off. But I
mean his hairs were tied off. I'm a different man. Now you're with
me, Cyril will Jacob together, Yeah, we'll do this. Um.
And he's going to use his type of trident which he attacks twice with bang
bang, two attacks coming out. Um, she's right there. Oh no,
no, he's not gonna hit pole. He's probably just gonna pull over.
We just the first one, missus, and Ozen goes ah, this
is so exciting as he's dodging Cyril's shots and Cyril trips and falls in his
face. And that's what I'm gonna say. The critical fail is, um,
what do you want Doxy to do? William. Okay, I'm looking
at all these really strong enemies, like there's like a fucking Yonko here and
stuff, and I'm like, Doxy, just throw your daggers at the barista.
She looks like she's pretty easy to take care of. Fucking well,
I hate fucking baristas. Just like, just throw a knife at her throat
and she looks like she'll drop pretty easily. Hey, boys, I think
I think we let the brief to live. We can recruit it. Why,
I just want when a single night without thinking about those coffees, Ragnar,
We'll get you a coffee. I'll figure out somewhere. I rolled the
coffee fruit at some point. It's not it's not right to obsess about the
other women than your wife. Front. Yeah, Doxy killer barbarians often she
what they called our polygamus. Okay, now it works, okay barbarians.
Yeah, I'm just fucking like really affected, Ragnar. Um. Doxy throws
out a dagger and it sinks into Clementine's coffee skin. It obviously doesn't do
as much damage. Um, she has a coffee LOGI I forgot that was.
Doxy is then going to jump behind a rock and help and hide with
a nice fat should do that. That's a nice step check. And then
Rona, what do you want I mean, Reckna, what do you want
heally to do? Um? I mean he could probably just chill for the
moment, I imagine. I mean, William, why William, you're looking
kind of weak there, I'm like in the air, but like yeah,
I'm okay, I'm all good talk about me. Okay for right now,
we need to save Healely Ragnar the important I mean, hely thieved that fourteen
hp for one one week. Okay, there, you gonna do that?
Um, I was a bit. It's now Marrow's turn. Marrow's gonna ton
to Verrona. I think he's actually at a distance a little bit too far
to do any sort of meloy attack against Verona. Um good because it's a
big battle plane Captain Marrow, open up his sheet. He's going to drink
some milk. Um and like, oh he has a bone gun. He
has a bone gun. I forgot about that. Okay, he's gonna hit.
He's lagging. It's lagging for me. I think it's back for me
now. Uh it's a little blurry for me. But yeah, oh gosh,
cool. So bone gun bone gun. All right, I'm sorry about
the like guys. Um, now it's fine, it's good. Now I
would write my experience. He just keep going, and I think the recording
should be fine. Recording is gonna fine. Yeah, I'm just gonna have
to edit out these bits where everyone says it's lagging. Okay, So he
pulls he pulls out a cartet of milt. He chugs it and then his
um. He puts out his hand and his bone comes out, and it's
gonna fire off like a gun. If you remember, just the regular milk
doubles his damage. So he's gonna fire off two shots, UM, nineteen
and a fourteen. The nineteen hits, the nineteen I protects you prosis disadvantage
and makes it thirteen so it doesn't hit. So Wolfo comes out and smacks
away the bone. Um, and you're taking that no words, right.
I won't let that man hurt anyone, just like the first time, I
wink it marm Okay, Well that that's that's his turn. Um, and
they I will say that none of these botts creatures usually have legendary reactions.
Will be it's just for the record. Can woful bite the bone? Just
oh like a yes, jump jumps out the bone. These enemies usually have
legendary actions because their bosses, but in this case that they don't. They
their stats are exactly the same stuff. They have no legendary reactions because they're
all essentially part of director's abilities, right, they're not boss creatures in their
own That would be chaos. We would probably die if they could just go
after each one had. And usually the reason you have a legendary reaction is
because of action economy, because there's one enemy and multiple of you guys.
But there's multiple of them too. So it's Timberland's time and he's gonna smack
Pearl out of the sky. Probably no, please crip fail Come on,
um slam seventeen? Does that hit? I think that I don't know if
that just hits Pole and shit pel takes nine damage and I'm gonna use my
one ring ability for the day. Okay, I have a seven. So
she's not getting hit out of it. She's not getting hit out of the
sky. So you you change fate? Can you do the Scottish excerpt for
me? If you change your fate? Yeah, you do. If you
could change your fate and as the slam comes down, it actually narrowly misses
Peel. The wind pushes home over away and she's like, oh that was
lucky. I wonder hell that happened. Um not this time? And I
actually cannot remember if timber Lord gets two attacks or not. It's both written
here, anyone, dude, I don't even remember Regnard's like, I hear
God, I don't even remember timber Lord at all. It's been a long
time, ladies and gentleman. Everyone here looks I'm doing the time we killed
that old postman. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna trust the chat is saying
one, and I trust them, and I hope they're not just saying that
because they're bias. They just want us to die. They just want you
to Yeah. Okay, so it's now ours. Oh my god, they're
all in a row. Yeah yeah, Arson's gonna um, I mean,
Arson's gonna put a tube into Cyril. Sorry, that's literally literally Cyril is
right next to Arson on the floor, on the floor, so that means
Arson gets advantage on the attack. Oh um, twenty three heads what God?
That doesn't quite kill Cyril, but it gets him very low. And
Arson definitely can do this more than once. Um. So he pulls out
his tube, sticks it into the side of Cyril, and pumps this biochemical
into him. Um. Cyril starts freaking out, his skin starts turning green.
Um, Arson's gonna pull out another tube and fucking do it again.
Oh no, this is it, battle cereals. Cyril has to did he
take half damage a logi Um in this situation? I think he would,
Um, But no, no, no, no, no, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, this is yeah, it's
it's okay. I'm gonna say this because it's not the the impact of the
tube that does the damage. Um, that's just like inserting a syringe.
What's doing the damage is the contents of the tube on the body. And
I don't think a logio would counteract that because it's like acid, isn't Yeah,
it's yeah, it's not. It's not like you know, the idea
of the logias you know, think about crocodile's loggia and stuff, is that
it stops physical attacks because they have water hurts him because it doesn't mix with
it. Just yeah, it's mixing in his body, and so that makes
sense that so he still takes the damage. Sorry, gang, be alright,
Cyril. No, I don't think he's all right. I think he's
quite nerdy because I don't know if he'll die. He doesn't die, but
but it's close. It was like remaining is max hps fifty eighth. So
uh, you know he's close. But he didn't die. He heally'll do
your thing when the time comes. Okay. So so the second tube hits
cyril um and pumps him full stroke. So it's writhing in pain and agony
as he drops down to the ground unconscious immediately. Um oh, that's embarrassing.
I think he's pretty I think he's all right. I think he uh,
he shows he shows some balls there. I mean, come on,
he went up against darts and by himself. Um, boy trips and dies
in round one. Okay, William, it is now, it's now going
to be okay. Now, um I had the light fruit last time.
So this is a distance. But can I move here? I can move.
I'm made of lights. Move anywhere you are. I didn't, I'm
gonna say true. I also didn't roll on this stiff blue blood. But
whatever he gets, he was just summoned. Um, I want to move
here am in the air. I just light in between in between blue Blood
and the Timber Lord. Yes, I and which one of the one of
the timber nineteen? So he would actually go, who's gonna go next round?
Okay, so you you zip between the Timberlod and Blue Blood? I'd
say, what are the things about the light devil fruit is? It does
give you essentially at dash speed? Yeah, I am zipping through the air,
m in the sky. Would you now let me cast sun burst?
Yes? Yes, I'd let you cast some light related spelled. Oh it's
tree level you would be able to call. Yeah, it's a sixty foot
radius, which pearl? Oh, no, sixty foot radius I'm hitting.
I can angle it so I can hit the timber and blue Blood, but
not Pearl because I can move it back center to like hear. Oh you're
gonna move it? Yes? Wait? Can I hit the director to it?
No? I don't think I can not far back. Yeah, you
can probably get them. I can hit your face the agent if you know,
if you get Clementine in this situation, you get pubs. Yeah,
I'm not gonna fuck with her. You can you can aim a sunbeam to
hit both blue Blood and timber Lord. Yes, yes, I'm gonna do
that. All right. So they have to make a con save, and
all right they have to beat uh nineteen. Um, it's called pretty good
con save. They still get hurt even without it, but if they fail
it add some extra stuff. I thought that initiative was of the nineteen or
second No, yeah, blue Blood? All right, all right, all
right, let's do Let's do this with the timber Lord here, timberloord,
he has a concave fifteen not great, Okay, I sip in the air
and just light up like a fucking angel this bathing light. They take twelve
D six radiance. They are both blinded for a minute. Holy shit.
Well okay, hold up a second, bucko. I know, let's Jerry
resistance, fuck you. Blue Blood has it, Timberload does it. So
Timberload is blinded, Blue Blood is blinded. Oh that's fine, okay,
Well let's do let's do timber Lord first. Uh, let's see twelve D
six all right, it's it's it's a line. Yeah, it's a line,
a straightfoot line. Um. So actually for you to be able to
use it correctly, you would actually have to go um like otherwise you're hitting
yourself, you would have Okay, it comes out of you like a beam,
so you'd you'd have to do that. Sure it made a light.
See if I hit myself, I'm made a light so that instead of going
in between blue Belt and timber Lord, you would have to go get a
zip over there. Then okay, that's to the other side of blue Blood
lost that way. Okay, So I just zip that way. And he's
using like a laser beam. Okay, fine, So he's gonna take thirty
seven and be blinded. All right, So timber Lord takes thirty seven,
blue Blood takes half. It isn't blinded, insane the timber Lord they count?
Do they count as undead or oozes by any chance? Oh? No?
Okay, all right, I just wanted to double check on that.
Oh okay, thirty seven for the timber Lord. Okay, and he can
make a save at each of his end of his turn, and he can,
you know, see if he's still blinded. Okay, and then blue
Blood takes the right a little bit of damage. Okay, all right,
Oh that's your turn turn. Incredible, incredible attack. Um, I'm gonna
get it's Ragnarch, you'll move. I don't remember half of these dudes all
look familiar though. Um, I am going to you know what, Like
that guy just sucked up cereals, so we gotta take him out. No
one killed the barista. She's gonna sweep our squad. We're gonna leave her
alive, and then she just stop all of our body. I'm gonna be
like banging ranging. I'm gonna jump in front of the bullets like I want
to clarify. I said that barbarians are polygamous, but Hertha is the only
one for me. Um, but we can have her join our crew or
something is ours and within reach um thirty, yeah, yeah, yeah,
thirty, you can get there. I'm gonna turn into a big folk and
bear. He's my last to it. Yeah, um, all right,
you're big beat. What is my exhaustion? Accuse if my frenzy right now,
I could attack three times, but then it might fuck me out for
if there's another battle out of this. I feel like we're in the end
game, so I met it will just fucking send it. Um okay,
because right now I need to use um reckless attack level two. I think
I think he might be a level three. Uh yeah, you're at level
three. You're at level three, so because you have disadvantage on your attack
rolls, So you're at level three. So after this you'll be at level
four, which houses your hit points. Oh likes. Yeah, I am
level three because I've been using reckless attack to get past the disadvantage. Yes,
I think I think we're in the end game. End game, boys,
I think we are too. Yeah, I'm I'm frenzying. Okay,
he frenzies. We'll think well or future right now with you at the classon
quences. All right, ours, and if that's even your real name?
Yeah, oh, I'm still on Robert b Robert Robert comes out of nowhere.
Just sup plexus arsen um share. It seems much better. Two of
us hit. All of them had to have been recklessly attacked. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, so you don't get it an advantage, don't get an
advantage, and two of them hits the boom and nice? All right,
take that, you green bastard. Dah wonderful. I don't know why I'm
here, but I'm enjoying every minutes of it. Um, you're a problem,
You're a problematic old man. You gotta go. Okay, you slice
it to him to even that thirty six damage as you're cutting into his science
body. Um, I mean, he smiles. Do you do anything else
right now? I think you need your movement and everything. Okay, it's
Clementine's turn, and now you're in range. Clementine's gonna run up to you
right now because she hates you. She goes, this is for ruining my
fucking life. She's going to uh, I hit you with a scolding coffee
attack. It's called the scolding coffee lash. Oh god, I don't even
try to dodge. I opened my mouth, doesn't I can't remember. It
does a fifteen hit. Ragnot classes, Oh my god, I remember that.
A lot of you have time. Besides, Doro's have awful armor class.
That's thirty six damage as it scolds your body. Taste my temporary hit
point. Can I lick the coffee doesn't give me anything? Oh god?
Okay, right man. I see Cyril before me and ragnot engaging, and
my rage comes over me, and I'm like, this is the time to
use this, and I'm gonna use all my conqueror's hockey on this, and
I'm gonna use um uh my curse and I'm just gonna like use it.
I'm using hexplay or yes for the first time, is that for the record,
And I'm gonna look at him and I'm gonna like focus on him,
and I'm just gonna put all of my pressure on top of aging as I
jump over and get on top of Ragna. And while doing that, I'm
also going to action search and I'm going to unleash a hell of a lot
of attacks. Um. The first thing I'm going to do is I'm gonna
try and trip him. I guess with what I'm moving as well. So
let's let's hit him with the lights. Hopefully that works. Yep, that
hits all right, good, So now he needs to strength save. I
guess that, and that's all. Every damage role is plus five by the
way, actually is it is? It's plus six. Actually, actually it's
plus six. That's profficiency. Now again, that's what Hexplace does. He
gives every single that's what it does. So, yeah, he's doing a
strength save. Yes he fails, he failed. Yeah, Arson does have
a legend of resistance, so he's not. He's gonna use it. Then,
Oh you've so well make up burn it now. Yeah, I mean,
as you trip him, his legs turn into like goo and U essentially
solidify him like a weird sort of pendulum. Oh my god, that's a
lot of damage. I just hit four there, twenty three. Uh no,
it's plus six as well, So that's twenty nine just on one attack,
all right, uh Jesus twice there. And also I do want to
I do want to say that the the hex bay thing is completely flavored as
part of your Conquerors Hockey. So you're not this is not your curse.
You're You're just using your Conquerors hockey to do more damage upon by s adamiral
Erson. Oh okay, and then you know what, Let's do it again
then, So I'm gonna try for one more time. Um second first,
same as the first. Uh eighteen? Does that hit arson? Yes?
Okay, all right, please do another strength same then I will. I'm
burning my maneuvers. Okay, sales, let's go. You're on your ass.
This time's ass, all right, God, this time si he fools
down. Let me do this for the okay and the now I rolled with
it, red. I'm just going to eleven damage, holy shit, and
then an extra nine. That's a lot of damage. I'm doing them right,
now and then was an extra six? Let's tap that s yes,
extra six and what your action searching? Right? So you have more four
more attacks, four more attacks, all with advantage. All right, let's
go. That's the important thing because it's easy for me to fail. It's
plus if um, if it's nineteen, it's a crib all right as well.
I don't know what my role is on that one seventeen, so if
we okay, thirty, if we if we get a thirty two, then
we will know that's a create as well. Okay, okay, well that's
a great um one more dating. I look over at the coffee girl like
right, not liked you a lot, um big bear, so I can
advantage on her since I mounted on her. So I'm gonna do this anyway,
um so okay, and I'm gonna try this. Is that the coffee
girl, okay, And what I'm going to do is I'm going to use
menacing to try and get her to run away. Okay, let's see the
hours and damage first, okay, Well, all right, what you'll do
is you'll click the first two and then for the for the last one,
just click it twice and that will be like you did a crate um uh,
and then the last one and then you do it twice. There we
go. So that's your total damage UM plus six three times. Right,
so yes, that doesn't double a crip. I don't think the proficiency cursed
doubles. Yeah, I'll just do plus six plus six plus six six sixty
six the Devil's luck. That's fifty nine extra damage a touble. Whatever the
fuck you did before. As you slice into Ozard's body on the ground with
your with the light um, you get temporary hit points from the first attack,
right, So yes, that's thirteen. Right, so you've got thirteen
temporary hit points at the moment. Well, no, no, didn't I
because I maneuvered and I get all the bonus and damage, right or oh,
because I am? I guess I think I only count the damage at
the sword does itself, right, Oh not the maneuver. That doesn't count
as they actually Okay, fine, I'll count the maneuver and actually I'll count
it all. Fuck it, let's go, okay, final battle tie,
Yes, all right, and then again for the maneuver again. I guess
I just I'm trying to minister, so she needs to do a wisdom save
okay, right now, shit, all right, And because I'm trying to
like scare her away, I'm just I have so much conqueror's hockey going on
right now, I'm trying to like get her to run the fuck o.
Just look down from this big bear and just give her the death glare.
Yes, she's gonna fail. This, I imagine actually doesn't have any wisdom
modifiers because she's a bought what what what? She has no wisdom partender guys,
come on, oh, Ragnar whispers, There's always a place for you
on the Devil's a Pirates. And I guess I do the damage to her
too. I'm sorry. Um, so, uh let me do that maneuver
damage, um, whatever it is. So she's just gonna fail, okay,
get it? Yeah, So she takes eighteen damage eighteen all right,
And that means she has to use her action to run away from you and
then do another wis and save at the end of her turn. Right,
uh yeah, and she has to Yeah, she has to run away frightening
everything is disadvantage and she tries to attack me. Does it say she she
has to use her actually to disengage, right, I imagine just what she
would do. Um, that makes sense. Yeah, she's frightened whatever the
frightened. Yeah, I had an opportunity status fact is yeah, she's not
moving away yet. Yeah. Yeah? Is that your Is that your turn?
Doris? I have done everything I could, and you don't get the
plast six and that last attack because it's not on ours and you only get
the plast six and attacks against ursin. Yeah yeah, I know, I
know. Yeah, yeah, I'm just clarifying for the listeners who are like
who might not know. Um, all right, it's Trevor's turn. Um,
and Trevor looks, he goes, all right, which one are these
fuckers? Should I kill? First? Brother, come and help me fight
this young coo blue blood. I guess I never got a chance you and
me together. All right. Well, then he's gonna he's gonna use his
thing where he dashes that attacks. It won't he won't. He could do
it without getting into Mountain Marra's range. So he's gonna run up with his
three attacks. Trevor is going to come through Blade of Justice. Oh no,
he has Zoro's blade now, doesn't he? Yes, which does so
much more damage. Here we go, here we go, three only one
of them hits down there. Bod is pretty strong. He was very strong.
He has a high. Yeah, only one of those hits unfortunately.
All right, Well, okay, and Trevor, every time you need to
shut the fuck up, I'm doing my best. Okay, give me some
pots reinforcement. I respond better to it. All right, you have a
very You don't suck that bad. I'll have you know I suck pretty well.
Actually I've got compliments on it. Um, it's a directs ton bro
brother. Um, it's a director's turn, and I'm gonna roll a D
eight. Well, you know, Trevor, whatever makes you happy, man,
I support you fully, Okay. Um. The director just is watching
and enjoying. I think she maybe even like sits down and grab some popcorn
as this is happening. Um, and she's just gonna wave her hand and
m A D eight means that Cleo is back, baby, all right,
new plan. We just all stop doing what we're doing and just kill the
shit out of Cleo really bad, and then get back to our individual.
Cleo pops out if it will let me copy and past her. Oh yeah,
every time she's going to summon another one at random from your memories and
clear is not. Oh there she is, Okay, Cleo pops out and
she's going to roll initiative. Um, she goes hii hello everyone, it's
clear time. I have a sore throat. And actually that voice, oh
no, I remember that voice. She got a twelve. All right,
well can see the initiative, Cleo. Um, it is Verona's time.
All right? And do I shoot Cleo? That's the question. I don't
think you can shoot her from that well, I don't know because she's way
back there. Never mind. Yeah, okay, um, all right,
yeah, that's like it's like one hundred feet away. Yeah, that's crazy.
I'm just going to do the same thing I did last time to marry.
Keep sucking up. It's just you and are gonna be firing shots at
each other. Teach their own yep. I've got a bone to pick with
them. What can wow? Okay, well they all hit, right,
all of them. Yeah, they all hit. And then he's long that
doesn't Yeah, so you got so that's easy one sixty one sixty one damage.
You just lighting up Captain Marrow, his marine jacket fluttering in the wind
as the rain and storm clatter around you. Sixty one damage dude, you're
fucking a mom bones splintering off. You didn't give my chance last time.
That's all I'm doing, all right, Okay, NPC's let's go. I
guess we'll go in the order that we did last time. Poe, that's
William, that's no, no, it's it's broad. What do you want
Po to do? It wasn't healing holding an action? Oh out, you
said, he'll yeah, Ragnar said to hell, yeah, we'll get you
not doing anything over there? All right, pol Um, what do you
want Po to do? Pearl? Just keep lighting up that that tree?
Pose? What about? Okay? Night, Heally's got cyril, He'll be
fine. Okay. Pearl is fucking dueling this giant monstrosity, this thing.
She's doing the attacks. He's slicing it. It's blind, she's fine,
she hits, don't blind. Don't forgive what that thing did you? Pearl?
Let it out? Let that thing, let it out. And it's
also double. Oh my god, yeah, the second number is double,
because that's the fine second numble. That's right, that's right. Fifteen,
So add another fifteen out, another eight, and we've got a total of
seventies six Damacha, Is that right? Yeah, seventy six. That's the
most Paul has ever done. She is the god of the play, rising
down on the timber Lord for minus seventy six damage as the timber Lord's body
is ripping apart in fire. Um, Sarah was gonna, um, I
know I have him on the same town. But because we're just doing it
in this order, Sarah's gonna do a death save before Healy does the thing.
It might not be, it's probably not relevant. He succeeds, He's
fine, He's all right, doxy. Uh, you know what, Mary,
I'll just keep just keep chucking knives at Merril. Okay. Oh,
I don't know who the fuck this guy is, but I hate Milkman more
than I hate Baristas. Why what is your preferred profession that you actually respect?
Thief feeling from me? All right? That's it. Nothing else.
I fucking love bakers. Okay, all right, we're good. Then,
all right, all right, she's gonna throw a dagger. H it does
damage. That's pretty good. All right. What do you want Heally to
do? Heal Cyril? Okay, I will heal Cyril. He walks over
to Cyril's body and he's going to inject Cyril with the anything about thirteen,
anything about thirteen, don't do thirteen. All right, here comes Healy,
Um, her bought fifteen. That's good, we broke the curse. That's
that's the that's the lucky number. If fourteen is unlucky, fifteen is lucky.
And in that moment he seventeen guns come out of his head kill mode.
It is now blue Blood's turn. Okay, just for reference, I
am how tall is blue Blood. He's big, like you know, like
how piece humans sometimes big. I'd say he's like a nine ten foot man.
All right, I'm floating ten feet off the ground because I would have
used my son beam to hit him in the head and it hit them,
yeah, behind him, So that's what I would have done. Okay,
um, all right, then he'll he's just gonna fuck up Trevor. Then
no, ok wait wait wait, he's he gets two attacks. I know
that he's gonna do. He's gonna do one on each. That makes more
sense. Okay, he's gonna punch Trevor. No, no, please go
right ahead. Oh no, blue Blood bash into Trevor. That hits That
is not that good of a role for him. Honestly, that could do
upwards about hundred damage. That's not that good of a role for him.
Trevor gets some macked, but Trevor has a lot of hit points. Then
blue Blood is gonna essentially upper cut you in the air. William. I'm
like, oh, oh no, please, you do have a light Loggia,
and I will say you take half damage from this. Okay, you
can use your reaction to do the year thing as well if you want to.
Yeah, well let's see what he gets first, so okay, yeah,
so that would be one hundred and seven damage. Yeah, yeah,
let's let's do the reaction. So you use your reaction and that that negates
damage. Similar to like Valentine, You're not one of them, like like
Szi behind him. Yeah, his hand just sort of goes straight through.
Wait, he has hockey. What the fuck am I talking about? You
can talk, yeah, but I could react. I could I say no,
No, you're gonna take You're gonna take this. You're going to take
half damage is what I'm gonna say. You're gonna take half damage. You'll
still do the zip. This is essentially like your uncanny dodge. You're gonna
take half damage, you take fifth. What is half of that, what's
half of seven fifty? It rounds up, so it's fifty four. William,
you're taking fifty four damage. As he smacks, you would lou blood
pulsing in his veins, his muscles flexing. Okay, you're not guy.
Yeah, I forgot how tough discuss this guy was? I find a point
out that chat is saying that he only had one attack blue Blood, blue
Blood, Yeah, he had one attack, but he had like four legendary
actions. But but no, this feels untrue because this was the only one.
I went back and checked and he there is definitely a time where he
attacked twice in one turn. So um oh, I mean he's a ya
uncle, he could have its. Okay, all right, he's he's he's
going to listen. He's gonna have two this time. Fuck you guys,
his marrow's turn. Um, I mean essentially, if if he had so
many legends, it's similar to Luna, where Luna only had one attack on
her turn, but she had like five legendary actions as as a as a
boss that when she turned to your side, I just made her have essentially
like five attacks. We're just gonna get blue Blood two attacks It's fine,
guys, we're just gonna have to play this by the book. I'm gonna
have to play this actually smart this time, which is yeah, uh he's
got two arms, fuck you cats and Marrow time. Okay, um cats,
Marrow is gonna I guess he's gonna just keep firing at Verona has to
drink more milk. No this, he's gonna drink chocolate milk this time.
Oh oh no, yeah, what kind of two percent whole chocolate milk?
Like, what is chocolate? Move milks boosts his armor class. Uh so
because he does it water keep dark getting shot by h Marrow has died like
three times in this campaign. Different Okay, So yeah, he's gonna he's
gonna fire out a bone at you. Um, I hope you enjoy it.
Twenty three actually hits you, but it won't be double damage, So
twenty damage, all right, he's probably the least threat here to be honest.
Um. As he puts out his upper hand and fires off a different
bone gun, that that's seventeen damage. So in totally you take thirty seven
damage. Rona. And now now the Timberloard's gonna whack herl out of the
air. With Timberloard's water attack. No, I mean it's it's poleless.
Now he's he's blind too, blind. Yeah, he's disadvantage. He's just
gonna be swinging aimlessly. M all right, disadvantage. Uh, I mean
he has big hands, true. Yeah, um, he just ah in
the Yeah he's disadvantage. He's blind, but he knows roughly were parlars.
That's how blind works. Okay, that's how blind. That's how the conditions.
So he's disadvantage. Fucking swings his arm aimlessly in the in the air
and it Pearl gets hit by like a pinky finger or something and going to
take the damage or thirty nine. That does it? Not Pearl unconscious?
You know? Okay, she's fine, she's fine, but it does she
does Slavage's Pearl had more h than that. This does feel familiar. Okay,
but I will never I will always get back up fucking him. Oh
got it? It really is all of them at wants. At Arson's turn,
Arson's going to turn his attention to Duros now like like he doesn't give
a shit about Cyril. Duros just cut into ribbons. So um, Arson's
going to pull out his tube and he's going to inject you get ready to
be injected. No, not the truth. Um, and he's gonna do
two one one for damage. Yeah, that hurts, So you take forty
six. The second one, remember, correctly has to hit you. Oh
that's a shame. This isn't the damage. This is not the damage one,
so it doesn't the crit doesn't matter. But um, this is the
one where he tries to put you s This is this is the sleep toxins.
So that the first tube injects into you and the goo enters your blood
stream and you start feeling the side effects as it almost feels like you're insides
are melting away. Wait wait, wait what Okay, so what's the second
tube number? What's that about? Um? Is that an attack? Yeah,
it's like an attack. It's an attack. Roll on and then you're
going to do a saving through. Okay, So he has to hit you
with the tube that the attack role is, so that the tube actually makes
contact with your body, right, and then and then the forty six damage
is the chemicals going what what is what is? Uh? Forty six is
twenty nine? Uh? Math calculator, give me you do a calculator.
Whilst you do that, can you also give me a constitution saving for as
people are saying seven, you got it, all right? Oh sorry,
it's not advantage. Uh yeah, fifteen So that watch I have indomitable so
I can roll again. Oh thank god, So let's try another time.
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Seventy episodes. I think we did pretty
good. Do as you fall asleep? Oh no, it's like it's a
sleep drug. You you feel yourself feeling woozy, and you fall asleep on
top of uh right now, right now? So will sentinel on a lea
sentinel on Arson? Go ahead, do your attack against Arson. You hit
dealing a song fifteen about seven damage slicing into osin in retaliation. Yeah,
you can get from making grill fall asleep jeans um. All right, do
as you sleep until someone can wake you up. God, but hey,
the back of Ragnar is nice and fluffy. Exact bed h William is your
TN. All right. I just got upper cut by a yng coat,
so I'm like, all right, I'm incapacitated, so my curse ends too.
Oh shit, all right, okay, time for me to go into
rogue mode, the actual way to fight, all right, Trevor take care
of blue Blood for me, I gotta do something. I'm going to zip
over here by this rock formation. Okay, I'm gonna get within sixty feet
and I'm firing. Can I would you let me use sunburst again? Because
it is an eighth level spell? So what's my limit for that? Um?
I would say, you're essentially is the equivalent of um? Wait,
sun burst? Sun burst? Yeah, there's sunburst and sunbeam. Sunbeam is
six. I can use that too, but I don't want Sunburst is an
eighth level spells. Yeah, will you use sunbeam lost time? I use
sunburst? Well, you said you said how much D eight damage would you
do? That was twelve D six? I did sunburst damage. I had
sun so I was reading something. My bad. Sorry, that's very similar.
That is on me. I would say, you have the equivalence of
if you were a wizard with how many spell slots they would have? So
how many how many eighth level spell slots is a wizard have with that?
At level eighteen? I think you only have one? Maybe two? I
think okay, I think you already have one, but you think I have
one? All right, Well, I can use sunbeam this time, so
that's fine. Okay, all right, So I'm gonna move behind. I'm
gonna move over this rock here, and there's nothing else in my way.
And I think this was in sixty feet. This is within sixty feet.
I'm firing a shot right at the direction. It could cost sunburst at nightth
level. Oh fuck that, you're doing that? Then? Okay, I'm
doing that then, um yeah, because that's that's that's the most damage.
Go ahead, all right, So I fire it, and then she has
to make a con save. Oh your sun bursting the director? Yeah,
fuck that, I'm going I'm going beyond all this crap. I can move
it light fair enough, all right, So she's got to do a con
save. Yes, all right, director, Flash cannon. All right,
Flash is flash is a card game term. It's also a Pokemon, but
it's whatever. Flash Cannon's good, all right? Director? Um see,
and she's eating Wait does she get disadvantage? She's eating popcorn. She's just
sitting there like she like covers. He's already got sun glasses on from like
with a poke on. And um she's sitting there not even give it a
ship, and I'm firing a ninth level spell at her. Okay, okay,
so it Oh shit, what alright, she's got a twenty two.
She success signs half damage. She takes half of twelve feet six. Well,
it's night levels, so that means it's an extra digis right. It
doesn't say anything extra if you want to add that, oh, I guess.
If it doesn't, then it doesn't go ahead? All right, cool,
all right, last time it was it it was like in the thirties.
It wasn't bad, but it could be higher. Come on, let's
do this. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. All right, So
cut in half. That's twenty six I think twenty six damage. Okay,
so right, so the beam explores of the director. She goes it is
right out here, isn't it? Yes, what do you? And then
a cunning action. Shit, I am going to move in the crack of
this rock and I'm going to turn into light and hide in this shrock.
Um okay, so you you you hide in the rock? Do you want
to do about a section stealth check for me? Thirty you just turn invisible.
I'm turning into light and hiding in the cracks of this boulder, right,
yeah, rag, Now it is now your turn. The sleeping DeRos
lay he's upon you. Wake up? What happened? I don't know?
Do what? What do I do? Do I wake up? Or what
happen? Come on the head? Yeah, you would have to, I
would say you would. You could, You would use one like instead of
doing an attack, you could use one of them to tip wake him up.
Okay, yeah, some much. You're such a loud snorer, del
so much. I just I just picture Ragnar as the full pair, just
like it just reaches up and smack someway. It seems like my armor is
not working today. Ragnar. We gotta we gotta quickly take care of ours
in here so we could go help with blue Blood and blue Blood here.
What the hell? That's crazy? Oh? Yes, he is over that.
He looks very dangerous. Now you only have two attacks right now?
Oh boy, I look at Arson all right? Can it killing you once
again? Boom boom boom boom boom boom. You're fucking up this, dude.
Yeahine, my favorite game of all time plus fourteen, which is the
devil number. Umm, I'm not gonna do a mass of just doing them
eat individually. So you do that much Dabbage against him as you are slicing
it to him, his greenish bloods spraying from from his body. Green blood.
I wonder what that takes, all the different flavors of bloods. I
can make your finds ounce as you want. It's so funny. You hit
me because I do not feel pain? Um okay, that sounds like a
lame existence. Dah. Yeah, I don't know why I did want y
Yeah yeah, easies um that turn right now? That is my turn.
It is Cleo time. Hey, is me clear? The only person in
range of clear is Trevor, So clear is going to rot up to Trevor.
Trevor's like, who the fuck is this? Doesn't he isn't this the
goal that was like that kilt that helped take down your mum. It's like
a v tuber that just appeared middle of the fucking battlefield, right it is?
Cleo has four attacks. They all suck though, well that one doesn't
and that one doesn't. So actually yeah, two of them hit. Um
okay, yeah, I know I'm gonna click it for that one that Trevor
saber. So that's seventeen damage to Trevor. Yeah, I think Trevor might.
No, Trevor's not going to use reposed here he's gonna save that for
blue bars. Yeah, oh he should have well, he should have used
it. Notice no, no, no. Prop propost is when he when
someone misses you an attack. Okay, he's going to use it on Cleo.
Now, um makes sense, Trevor, He's going to stab Cleo.
What Um? He hits, rips a huge gash across Cleo's chest that like
halves her HP like she does not have much t um. Now it's Clementine.
Um. Clementine is going to disengage and run away. Um. Does
Sensinel allow you to attack someone even if they're disengaging, Yeah, even if
they use an action? No, no, no, that's not what I
like. It's when the right when a creature within five creatures provoked opportunity attacks
from you, even if they take the different advent and disengage, so you
get an opportunity attack on on Clementine. Clementine, I don't want to do
this, but bark not hit, And because you hit, she doesn't move,
um, and she has to do not going anywhere. I'm terrified you're
you're joining our crew. I wanted not even join this organization. It was
that fucking old man you're on the wrong side, Clementine, come to the
good side. We're gonna win this on the good side. You got me
arrested, and then I had to train to be that coffee wizard. Oh
you should have served me even though I was not wearing a shirt. That
sounds awesome. You became a coffee She fails the saving throat and Derris,
you're awaken. It's your turn right, Oh damn you are sing? Oh
dare you do that? Um? I she was hockey again. I'm gonna
use my only spell slot to cast eggs on him now, um, and
I guess I'll give him disadvantage on uh strength checks. I guess I don't
well, not strange check, yeah, strange checks, not saves checks yeah,
uh so, um right, then I guess I'll do this again here.
Um yeah, I don't really, I'll need to save my other things
for the very stronger threats. But this is still very bad. Um,
all right, let's just do it then, Uh, I think they all
hit it? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, all right, very good.
Um, and then I will roll a D six or damn it,
I'll do it. Just do three D six real quick? Here? Ah,
where is it? Three D six? Yeah, doing extra three D
six a damage extra Um nice? Uh all right, burdon Um that is
a total of forty three damage into ours and for ours is really just having
a bad day. Um, you're cutting into arsin with the and your blade
is shining in the light and the storms are reflecting off of it. Take
that. I won't fall for this another time? Sure? Okay? Uh?
Is that your hen? Then? Uh? Uh? Did I use
my bonus action? Yes? I did. The hex is my bonus so
yeah, yeah, that's all I got. Go ahead, Okay, Trevor's
up. Trevor already has a choice now between dealing with the main threat or
getting rid of Cleo. I mean it's up to him. Wait, which
one would you say is more important? Because I mean, logically it's blue
Blood, but I really want to kill this cat girl. I'm not controlling
him. That's up to you. Man. He's his own man. He
is his own man. Two because he has one for Cleo, one for
Cleo, two for blue Blood. Ok, he's that logically one, two,
three, oh, only one of those hits again? Can I just
say to people when kid that were like, go for the director from when
we're where we started, we were one. We were one hundred and fifty
feet away with five enemies in front of us. Yeah, yeah, the
one there is william Yeah, it's for reference. I'm currently hiding in a
boulder. Okay, hiding in a bouldering in the boulder. I am literally
in a crack in the boulder. How much space does light take up?
Probably not very much. Um, I mean okay that we're not scientists.
So Cheva slashes into blue blood, his black blade, shivering with the blue
blood staining it. Um, sweat dripping off his face. It is now
the director's turn. Um, the director is going to roll a D seven
mm hmm. What one? That sounds bad. That is bad, and
it's gonna be bad for Williams specifically because you are obviously the immediate threat.
So she doesn't know where you're hiding, but she knows you're in that sort
of area. I'm in a giant rock. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Yeah. One is not good for you because that is Dominius and he
appears Oh all right, Oh no, it doesn't have the mustache. He
never had a mustache. Oh wait, yeah he did. In the super
rare version of the card game, it's supers. Okay, he got a
fourteen game, all right, he has to. I am, I am,
Okay, it's a giant rock. I'm I'm in a giant boulder right
now. Made light with a Steale roll of thirty six, so I'm bending
the light to be invisible essentially. So okay, if he can blow up
this entire boulder, maybe but yeah, but oh it's not his turn yet
yet growing Europe. All right, before I take my next shots, I'm
gonna dig dig in the back of my little pouch where I keep all my
goodies, can pull something out. I didn't even realize I still had one
of these, but how ironic. I pop it into my gun. It
is a special bullet, and it's one that I picked up a while ago.
Good it is an incinerary round. Yes, so I'm going to shoot
that along with my two other shots at merrow. Oh like it already?
Yeah? Wait wait winch sharp shooter or without sharpshooter. I'm gonna go without
sharpshooter him finish him off right here? They all hit. I think you
killed him. Boom, he's on fire. Yeah, and then dang bong.
That's a lot of sixes and nines'll be killed by sixty nine over and
over again. Yes, that is enough damage to kill Marrow. So how
do you want to do it? As soon as the first two, I'm
just gonna have like hears right into his chest. And then the last one
I want to hit him right in the neck and just like him up.
So the two bullets hitting um my think my headphone is just disconnected. Um,
two bullets hitting Marrow. And then the last one lights him entirely on
a fire and um you see his bony, fleshy body melt away as he
drops to the ground, and then he shimmers into dissipates into shadow shimmer.
This is the last time I will ever let you interfere with my life Marrow
hashtag anyways do and I want I want to say this, Roda, in
this moment, as you look at the flaming body of Captain Marrow, you
don't feel fear when you see the flames as actually what he said confidence,
I mean, he is like that is what we call character development. Sweet,
sometimes spooky. You and me are like the perfect wave, like we
fused together at one point. Linked. Yeah, but after that, I'm
gonna run towards Duros and Ragnar and I still have one shot with the rifle
of Injustice, So I'm just gonna throw that at ourson. Go ahead,
Yeah, that hits him. Boom eighteen Oh wow, Okay, I was
just getting royally fucked up here. Um, and now it's all the NPC's.
So what do you want pel to do? She's just got back up
off the ground. She's got her sword, her blade in hand. Um,
she's looking up at the giant timber lord. You can imagine blood running
down her mouth. What do you want to do her to do? Verona
earl, shake it off, light up his feet. We gotta keep pushing.
Yeah, all right, he's gonna go. She's gonna go for the
feet, hot foot, hot foot. The flaming sword swings. Yes,
they both hits. She's been very good with the hitting and they do pretty
good damage. Um, thirty four straight away just from the blade slicing into
him, and then the seventeen plus four is twenty one times two. I
could do that in my head is forty two? Who fire fire damage?
Yeah? Yes, did you do the con say for the timber order to
see if he was still blinded? Um, he's just still blinded. He
didn't do it. That's fantastic. Still blinded, Um okay, and his
feet are on the fire, bits of his bark and his would bits of
falling off his body. It's like a flaming I mean what he was supposed
he was designed to be lit on fire. That was the whole idea.
Yeah, it was like, man, yeah exactly, So now he is
on fire. Um well, I'm glad we could realize his dream. Yeah
it is Cyril's what do you want Cyril to do? M durus. He's
he's wounded, but he's he's still up. He's still ready, rided in
hand. I've got time to You've got there. He's right there in front
of you. I believe in you. God. If Syah gets a krip
now, that would be incredible. But I feel like he's just gonna fail
it again. One Oh my god, at least the first one hits.
At least the first one hits does twenty two damage. It's not his day.
As the trident stabs into Arson, the water spinning around the end of
the trident, messing up Arson's insides, and then he falls over again.
This is what happens when you skip breakfast before This is what happens. So
he's really slipping withy by feel West poor guy. Zy, Um wait you
know what? Yeah, yes, he can use action search now that's what
he did. Yeah, so if he's a second level fighter, he can
so well they're not classes, but he he goes maybe he's gonna stand up
and he's gonna action search ad more again. It would be again, Cyril.
If oh good, good, good god. Yeah, yeah, hit
him again twenty sixth Oh my god, bring it home, Cyril, bring
it home? All right? Um it is it is doxy Ton. Uh
yeah, doxy. I want her to just run up behind this boulder here.
Yeah. And then there's throw knives at Luleo's neck. Cleo, Yeah,
just been a shrub quick. Ourson's almost dead. He's over there.
Okay wait wait wait wait wait wait I forgot None of you guys have other
turns after this, So yeah, throw the knives that I don't know if
she can reach can she reach Arson? Yes? Oh okay, they just
do that because then she might be able to kill him. Yeah. I
hear a voice from the light. I'm ready to fuck it. Fuck up
this science, man. I hate scientists. I hate science, really despise
him. Buck up, and he's a chemist too. That's like it's the
worst. What a waistman. Okay, she throws the dagger, it hits,
It does twenty seven damage. He's got twenty eight. Wait, but
hold up, we still have a Heally. I'm not the first time ourson
died was because of a bullet dealing one and now Heally just attacks do one
damage? Right if they if he can punch Arson for one damage, anyone
could? I just say, writer says the Heally he hit him with your
syringe, wal with nothing yet Heally goes kill mode and he just walks over
and punches really weakly. He got this Heally? Okay, what is this?
Oh god, that's Artisan's AC. There's no way Heally can hit him.
Is it possible? So I'm just gonna it's just gonna be he has
doesn't have any strengths. It's just gonna be plus up efficiency bonus, which
is gonna be a artisans. I don't think Arson's AC is higher than twenty?
Is it? Thee? My god? Oh my god? And it
does one damage? Please be one? Heally walks out, I am ready
and just kind of lightly taps all. Is it at all? It explodes
the second way. Oh god, oh man, he imagine, I imagine
he really just starts spinning his arm around a lot and then just bumps into
Arson and he holy shit. All right, all right, guys, this
is this is where the counterattack begins, right here. All right, it's
blue Blood's turn. We do have the strongest guys deal with. Then.
I don't think we can beat blue Blood. A good blue Blood turns to
Trevor and he's gonna punch him. Yeah what how Oh wait? Sorry sorry
sorry sorry? I thought that was the damage. That's the damage. Let's
go. I was like, how okay. He punches Trevor for one hundred
and ten damage, just sending him clean into the unconscious. Trevor flies up
and lands in a sort of bloody heap on the ground. He's obviously not
dead, but now he's uncount us. Oh no, he still has an
attack. Well, Cleo, he's right next to her. She's right next
blue Blood like Cleo, so annoying, flying into a rock stand near me,
cat girl, I'm gonna roll it those for this, Cleo? Was
you running at YouTube? You can? You can make it to multiple people?
Um so one D four Well, Doxy's hiding, isn't she's hiding?
She did she do a sense stealth bro she did not? She she didn't,
But I'll make it kind of behind the rock. I'll make her do
a stealth roll because she would if I just forgot to do it. It's
implied. It's implied she'll do the role. Oh she got a sixteen so
yes, blue Blood could see her. Oh no, and the phone did
mean it would be Doxy because it were yeah. Fuck so no, blue
Blood's gonna run up to Doxy behind in the rock and goes my daughter.
She goes, fuck you, and blue Blood he's just gonna kill her.
I think I think this just though she has uncanny Dodge, she can half
the damage. Yes, but that's even half could still kill her. So
we'll see what's what Darksi's are help, so definitely hits that crip, all
right, fifty four So fifty four Doxy has thirty five hp, so fifty
four not start conscious but doesn't start. Oh my god, he's gonna use
Okundy dodge. Blue Blood charges up, smashes Doxy into the ground, and
Dot wipes out unconscious. So blue Blood makes two people unconscious and in one
term um, which is that's not good, which he's not this Andrew good.
What's not good for Pearl is timber Lord. Okay, he's going to
try and slam Pearl. Okay, come on, come on, you're blinding.
Come on, buddy. He does have disadvantage. It does a disadvantage.
Um okay, so, son of a bit, I don't. It
still hits. The question is does it kill? It doesn't kill. It
knocks on caution. So timber Lord smashes Peole on the ground. I guess
he sweeps the try and hit her um and knocks Pearl out unconscious. This
is why I wanted to train with Pearl, so she can master her inner
dragon. Just letting everybody know, um, Arson's dead, William Okay,
oh shit, okay, okay, yes, yes, yes, all right,
I am going to all right now this can I cast prismatic spray?
It is a light based attack. Yes, you can probably just run away
from Dominius the speed of light. I have the speed of light. You're
gonna try and regroup with the Devil's like pirates. I am gonna try to
move down here to me. Let me move it over here. Okay,
hold on, I'm gonna move into light, and I want to cast prismatic
spray, which is a cone on Blue sixty feet on blue Blood. It's
also gonna hit Cleo. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to angle it
so that Blue Blood moved, which fucked up. But I'm trying to hit
blue Blood Cleo in the timber Lord. I don't think I'll be able to
hit the timber Lord with this. What's the range. It's a sixty foot
cone. That's what I'm trying to figure out with cone crap. So yeah,
yes, I think it would, but it also you would be able
to you can hit blue Blood Cleo Timberlord. Okay, but you found that
online, so that would also hit Trevor. Thought but he's uncut. Yeah,
he's nuch. Would it would count as one death save like failure for
him. We gotta take that risk. You're good. We gotta take that
risk. If we're not making risks, then we're not We're not gonna win
this fight, all right, Okay, all right, okay, go ahead,
this is all over all right, So I'm casting prismatics. So this
is Trevor, Blue Blood, Cleo, and timber Lord are all gonna get
caught in this. Okay, so eight multi colored rays of light flash from
your hand. Each ray is a different color and has a different power.
Each creature in a sixty foot cone must make a deck saving throw. Each
target rolls a D eighth to determine what it is. They say they may
have to make a deck save to begin. I'm gonna I'm gonna imagine that
it's all going to be the like, because I could see that they're like
fire, acid, lightning, poisonous cold. So yeah, I think rolling
the D eight to determine which color doesn't matter. I think that then,
no, it definitely matters, because indigo turns you to stone and violet blinds
you. Yeah, you would you would you have this ability that this is
This is what I'm going to say, because you obviously wouldn't well, because
we're obviously making it so it's just light and it's not any of the other
things. Okay, I don't think the toney is a stone would make sense.
That's fair, that's fair. But I do want to roll the D
eight because if I roll eight, I get they get hit with two beams.
So so okay, roll the D eight. If it's a set,
then to make it, they have to make a deck save first, all
right, all right, okay, that's more on there. They have to
make deck saves and then they have to make UM all right, clearly's probab
we'll be definitely going to die from this. Oh okay, there's no way
she got twenty one on her deck save. Hold on a second, so
okay, yeah, let's still just keep track of that rull. We'll rule
the deck. Timboloud doesn't have dexterity, he just critically filled. Yeah,
Timberload takes thirty seven. Blue Blood takes half of thirty six, which is
UM fifteen plus three right, um eighteen, So blue Blood takes eighteen as
you spray him in the face. Timboloaud takes thirty six damage of Shining Light.
Um and Cleo took the the fifteen and they, I mean, they've
all been weakened from that. Trevor takes a death save. And is is
it possible when I use my uncanny not my uncanny touch, my cunning action,
I grab Darks and get her out of there? Um? I could
say that, yeah, she I can say you could drag her out.
Yeah, I mean, you're just gonna grab her when you when you dash
out, I assume or yeah, I'm just gonna do that turn in the
light grabb her and then dash the buck out of there. Okay, sweet,
and you're gonna regroup with the rest of the crew. Yeah, if
I can zip over where they are yet, Yeah, yeah, i'd say,
because you have Kizzaro's devil fruit, that's like the one thing you can
do is zip around, So move just yeah, use zip back to the
crew, Ragna Duras standing the Roda, you're all you're all clapped up there.
Um, and that's your turn, William, I imagine. Okay,
yeah, that's everything. It's now Duro's black a Dua's Black is now really
far away from anyone, So his entire turn is just gonna be here walking
towards you guys. Um, Ragna at short term, how far can I
move? Um? Right? So yeah, i'd have to attack the timber
Lord anyway. It's because he's the only one within reach and we might as
well get rid of him. Yeah, I mean you are super effective against
him. Ye, yes, if you use the right acts. Make sure
you're using I could use I could use the great acts, but I've had
it on my back this entire time. Um, is it the great Acts?
It said, it's whatever it's called, like the lumberjack or something.
I am right, I don't know what it's called. Listen, the wicked
people would know better than me. It's it is on your sheet. There's
a reason you would have taken it off. Yeah, I have great acts
an execution or act, so it might be the great acts. Uh.
Yeah, it must just been a great accent um. Sorry, okay,
Ragnar closes his eyes and says, I actually named this move after you.
I call it the timber Lord. It was the I used against the timber
Lord where I turned my axe black. Yes, our min hockey, Yes,
I will use one of my hockey die. Yeah, and I am
gonna use three strikes just to one of his legs and just try to make
him fall over. Go ahead, chop off the leg and it's that.
We're gonna double damage because it's he is wood boom boom or two of them
hits one of them doesn't. Thirteen and then do you want to roll the
extra hockey dice as well, because I'm gonna double that with it as well.
Yeah. Ten plus thirteen plus nine plus fourteen plus twelve fifty eight times
two is one hundred and eight times two is sixteen one hundred and sixteen damage.
You're gonna kill him? How are you gonna kill the table lords?
Ragnartist? Like I named this attack after you. My axe turns black,
I close my eyes. I swing twice for one leg, and then I
spit around like Kuma Kuma splitter and hit the other leg, chopping both legs
off and watch on the watch out timber and is his flaming wooden body shatters
against the ground. The timber Lord is defeated. Um a lot and from
his remained did you see Ragner sitting on a chair bade from his own body?
It's so much easier to kill timber Lord. Now, you guys level
eighteen as opposed to level seven. Yeah, but that means it's now Cleo's
yeah. Uh and Cleo is gonna I wonder if actually having the web camera
on is gonna like you out more teching, so you could turn it off
if you want to. Um, I was gonna say, you're not on
Wi Fi? Right, yeah, yeah, no, it's just data.
Yeah yeah, true. I think you sound better without the camera on.
Okay, So yeah, thank you, You're welcome. Cleo is really far
away from anyone. Well, I don't think he can eat even Oh,
I know she can just get to Rag now, So Cleo, Ragnar's coming
for you. Sorry, Ragnar, Cleo is coming for you. I think
you said it right the first time. Yeah, I said, Okay,
she's just she's gonna call you. But I don't think they're gonna do anything
to you. She just drag all of them to me, and um,
none of them hit. Okay, so you just lead down with your shield
and she just starts cloring at the shield. Yes, Um, I don't
even look at me. Time's gonna run away. She's no longer in range
for your sentinel right now. I think, um, unless it's ten feet,
but I don't think it is. Um it's five feet. Yes,
but Cleo attacks Geral, So technically I could attack you fence it all.
Yeah, you can. You can attack, and Ragnar absolutely would all right,
no hesitation, Yeah that hits you kill Cleo? How do you kill
Cleo? I don't even look at me in a chop off her head,
just shot. Okay, Cleo dies decapetition for a second time. I mean
that. I guess they're all dying for a second time. Cattation. That's
funny, that's a good one. No, No, I'm very pissed by
it. That's back back, hold on, it's coming back. Yeah,
let's go. All right, I feel like I feel like we've got to
do an extra like fifteen twenty minutes unless just because of how much time we
haven't been able to play in the middle of this shit. Shit, all
right, there we go there, Yeah, okay, all right, okay,
cool, taking back everyone, pog Champ, all right, I'm so
sorry now, apologies, I have to go pee really quick. No,
I'm just I think it's a four four hour session and just like end the
serious It sucks because like at the beginning of this, I was just like,
man, I'm so happy by internet works now, and then we legitimately
had was Oh well, Clementine's no longer scared Doris. She ran away and
she got a nice scene, so she is now who was who was I
thinking? You're strong, Clementine, you're strong, You're the best barista in
all of time. Turns around and you're going to kill that son of a
bitch. Um Juris it is your turn? Right? Um? I see
Perlex to me and I see Trevor, who's dying even hard. Yes,
there there are two unconscious people at the moment, and you do have your
hit points in your sword. I do have them. And I'm just like,
oh god, there's three three doxy two three docks you two. Unfortunately,
I think Trevor is the more the biggest asset for this battle. Yeah,
out here we got blue blood. We gotta get Trevor back. Oh
my gosh, these next the Devil's luck pirates care more about efficiency than their
friends. But does that? But does Darrows? Yeah that's true. The
most time, the one duty he's been protected, like been vowed to do.
Yeah, yeah, that's just focus on pearl Man, honestly. I
mean right next to me. She's right next to you. And and then
I remember that Healy incident where we left one person and they've got to c
fail and they died, and I'm like, I can save it this time,
and I'm going to get Trevor up. You're gonna get Trevor. I'm
going to get Trevor up because I will not have another regret someone that's close
to death. True, it's true if he got if he wrote a one,
he would have died. Yes, so you you put your sword.
He has twelve hp. I put my sword up in the air. I'm
like, by this light, no one shall die this day. And then
I don't know how it works the light. The light beams from the sword
into Trevor. Trevor's wounds start healing up and he opens his eyes. Oh
fuck that guy. Ah, he really hits hard. Um, and I
think the only person arranged with me and Ragnar is unfortunately your barista friend.
Yeah. Oh no, Um, so kill it anything mounted combat? So
do I move with Ragnara? How does this work? Okay? Well usually
yeah, if you had a horse, you it would you would move as
the horse as a unit. Right, But that's the implication is the horses
under your command. Ragnar's not under your command, so you can't force Ragnar
to move. But mack me in the butter, I'll go whatever direction mark.
Okay, if Ragnall consents, you can move with Ragna. But it's
he has to consent to it. I feel like we've already consented to this
and the rule. Yeah, all right, I give him a hard Yeah,
let's go to your root, all right, You as a unit move
towards Clementine. Um, and what I'm going to do again, Um,
I'm going to hit her with um maneuver. I'm gonna just fear her again.
Honestly, she's having a terrible day. She's gonna have all of these
other ones that literally just like recre like images there it feel pain, but
she's the only one whose feet could feel any sort of emotion. Um.
Yes, seventeen I think hits her. Yeah, okay, very good,
and then that in my maneuver um, so that would be wow, sixteen
damage. She will take half damage. Oh oh that's right. She's cut
through her coffee. But you wanted to do She's got to do another wisdom
save right, Yes, yes, she goes all right, he's probably gonna
fail this seventeen that's just enough to win. Yeah, wow, it's so
good right now, miss Barista. If you can't beat him, join them,
that's what they say, after all, come to our side. I
know you want to. Is she immune to charm because Ragnar's charming are really
good. Right now, I would assume it doesn't matter because I still have
two more attacks. Um, and one of them again, I'm going to
try and fear her one more. I'm running out of maneuver's boys. Oh
boy, oh boy. Okay, okay, all right, so she's feared
again, all right, all right, Um, so there's the damage,
and I guess my maneuver damaged too. Um, which is where is that
twelve? No, it's oh yeah, you're you're yea. So there you
go. M what have with that? And then just another normal one?
Damn it? Just another normal Oh as you slice it to her coffee body,
her coton coffee sprague everywhere. Um, okay, well is that your
turn to roth? Yeah, that's all I got, That's all I got.
Oh gosh, all right, do we have any Apparently your DC is
nineteen, so she would get feared for the first one who doesn't matter,
she got feared anywhere. Oh then I wouldn't have used that other maneuver.
Yeah, you could save that maneuver. Then everyone the detected down of the
damage. The twitch chat isn't filled with people who enjoy one PCD and D.
It's filled the people exclusively here to correct all of our mistakes. I
don't, I don't. I'm sorry. I mean that's fine. I mean
that happens with Ugo, with me and Briggs every week we just have a
We're just idiot and we just don't know what we're doing. We're sorry about
of times I've feel not how that works in Briggs is not using mitchi Zuri
correctly. I'm like, guys, it's fine, all right, okay,
Well the fuck is happening? Duros, it's Nel Trevor's turn. I mean,
Trevor's gonna go for blue Blood again. Oh God, why you got
him up? He got it, he could do this. Vice Admiral Trevor,
one of the strongest marines in the whole of the Four Blues and the
grand Line of the New World and shaking from being specific. Yes, you
know, I am. I can deal with this. He's gonna swing three
times. I mean, okay, all right, okay, it's better than
he usually does. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's good damage. That
is sixty five damage. We are we are happy with sixty five. Um,
but it's now the director's tone and he's she's gonna roll a D six.
Oh I see it keeps going down. It does keep going down.
But UH can't do I could technically run towards the director next turn. Um,
we just ignore blue Blood and letters, I mean, not the move.
I don't know. I don't know. I fired a laser beam matter
and she didn't really seem all that hurt. So I don't think she's gonna
go down too easily. But if we just let her do what she does,
she's just gonna keep sound running. More of these bastards. She's coming
this time. She waves her hand and you see these insects swarming round.
Okay, it's just this fine. Then this man with his white hair and
dark skin appears in a mass of flies locus, and it's Nanon or Nanut.
I don't know. I gotta remember. I gotta be honest with you.
I don't even remember who this guy is, William, doesn't I do.
He's the guy who gave us free ale, and you never trust someone
who give us someone free ale. I got over the fire, not the
bugs. This is not good, all right. I literally cannot remember if
it's no Newt or no None on the week, that's what the chats for
that. No, No, I don't think the chat knows either. I
think during the session I would get his name wrong. Two I have two
names, he says, there you go, no noon, okay, no,
no, no, he wrote his initiative, and it's not why do
they all get nineteenes? Okay, I don't know. That's just that's there.
They're working together, all right, Verona Europe. Technically yes, okay.
I have an idea of what I want to do here, but I
don't know if I can do all of it. So the first thing I
want to do is animate one of my healing serums and send that over to
Pearl. Good. So I'm gonna do that first. Yeah, that's your
bonus action. Bonus action. Boom shot Locke. So the the the the
helix. Herey rushes over to poll and um checks herself into into her She
opens her eyes. Um, she's got ten HP. Okay, So if
if I were to use my like stabilizing thing to heal doxy, that would
count is my action? Right? Yes, And it wouldn't heal it,
it would just make her. Yeah, I could do something on my turn.
But yeah, we got heally too. We have heally too. You
do have heally? Okay, he's moving, next turn, Doc, Yeah,
you're good. Okay, all right, So here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna action surge so that I can dash all the way over here.
Too. You're gonna dash next to blue blood, is what you're saying,
Dash next to the rock. I'm jumping on top of the rock,
all right. I pull out the void shotgun before I shoot it. I'm
doing something very specific here. I am going to stuff the yellow or the
blue of spinkle substances into the barrel if you'll allow me to do. Okay,
what the fuck does the blue du It turns him into liquid rustage liquid?
Okay, turning blue blood into liquid. That's my plan if I can
shoot him and actually get him, all right? Is it not just that
you allow it? Okay? Isn't it just if he ingests it? But
it's going into his blood, you know, it's getting into his It's like
he's like firing a blunderbust. It's gonna scatter shot like yeah, like it
get in his blood. Yeah, I don't know if Like, actually,
it is very clever, and I will allow it, but I will say
that he gets to make saves to not become liquid. Is that fair?
Yeah? I will. I will allow it to happen. But he gets
the saves on his turns to um you know, as he's essentially it's poisoned.
That he's resisting, he gets the contect, all right, so bing
bong um, the first one hits, the second one doesn't. All right,
okay, eighteen damage as you blowd you're load into blue blood. Um,
it's an effecting, okay, and I will I will say this to
be fair. He does have legedy resistances, but I will not use it
if he fails it. You said they don't have them in this not resists,
still has a resistance, but if he fails, I won't use it,
just to be fair. What's the ac what's that? What? What?
What is he going to be? What's he trying to be? Here?
Mine's only sixteen, so it's not great. But well he might fails,
all right, turn into a puddle. Turn into a puddle. Come
on, it would be for it's your intelligence now it'd be it'd be seventeen
now it'd be okay, okay intelligence. Well, well it's okay. Well
I tried. It was a really good idea, um, but you it's
it's it's difficult to turn a your c into liquid. I'll tell you what.
And ever since that one piece chapter, we know that that people can
like resist ailment effects like that because yeah, because they could do that,
well, I did it. Yeah, and that's essentially a saving So Rona,
you jump on the rock, you pull out your shotgut, you blast
blue Blood for at damage um and he concentrates really hard as he can see
parts of liquid, but he manages to stay a solid and he looks at
you would fury in his eyes. Oh oh it is now post turn.
We're gonna go polser doxy Healey again in the order. All right, so
Verona, what do you want Pearl to do? She just got up.
She's not really near anyone. I think that she can reach blue Blood and
Clementine because she can fly. Mm hmm. That really depends on she's determined
to fight for the team. There's an insect guy, Yeah, shoot a
fireball at him. I think she could reach. Yes, she could reach
the new Yeah, you want to go out an insect guy? Light infestation
Pearl okay station. She flies forward, her flaming sword behind her. She
spins it in her hand and is going to sort of spinning blade cut through.
Pearl is very cool, she is. I'm glad she's never died yet.
Oh lovely. I don't know why she has advantage on but the nineteen
does hit. I'll cook with this one. So the damage fourteen plus seventeen
as she slices through the noons, doesn't fire do anything effective because insects.
Yeah, it's insect like pokemons. Oh gosho. They definitely fought before.
Was it? Was it super effective? Then? I mean it's fire.
Remember, No, I just remember we I use conquers Hockey on him.
He filled to the floor and then we just beat the shit out. I
remember about this guy. Yeah, I don't. I don't think it's a
loggia. I think it's um just a bug fruit. I think he just
controls bugs. Is it a loggia? It might be a loggia. I
don't know. Someone checked the wikie. I don't know. I would say
he didn't turn into a bug. No, but it came out it's a
parabia. Okay, So I don't. I don't think it did extra damage
to him. But it's madam, it's good. Yeah, it's it's it's
still good. It's still good damage. Jopoe, you cut it too the
newt thanks, all right, what's Sara gonna do? Sara cannot get to
any of the enemies. He's too far away. You do a range attack.
Um, range attack blue blood or something, or he's behind he's behind
a rock, yeah, bus behind a rock. Um. If Sarah moves
up a bit, he might be able to do it. He can only
blast a few people. He can blast coffee lady who takes half. I
think knocking out the coffee lady's probably the good thing. Right now, she's
kind of annoying. Just like it again. Hey, you don't see she
is terrified at the moment, so uh yeah, yeah, just go for
the coffee lady. Just knock her out. Okay, just do something.
But range attacks cannot be done non lethally, I mean, yeah, but
won't die, probably won't. Um, it doesn't hit see wait wait,
she's frightened, but frightened of you, So you have advantage. I don't
think anyone else does. True, You're okay. So he blasts a hydrocada.
The water just sort of puddles near Clementine. Um, we have to
save the barrister, all right, We'll do a death saving for Doxy before
heale. And also, can Sidero move up a little bit more to the
right a little bit to try and get next uproll but not too close to
us. Because I know what doctors does. Yeah, seriously, yeah,
we'll do a death save food. That's not good. He heale's here,
I will heal. I am ready to beat of service. Do do do
do do do do another fifteen. Oh that's the lucky number, the opposite
fucking oh oh, I forgot how hard he punches. Actually, I don't
think you ever fucking punched me. I was like at a quarter thor of
nine. I zipped you away that one time because you're puppet smashed to do
a million. I hate my dad. He's a break He is a dick.
Now listen, I gotta go kick his ass. Go hide behind that
boulder and don't move. If we all die, you gotta keep the devil's
luck spirit alive, all right, what William? Don't docs eat? Listen
to me. We've been on a splendid journey, and I have to tell
you right now that we might not make it out of here. I have
no fucking idea what I'm doing, all right. I know that comes as
a shock because I always look like I'm in control of everything. But what
I need you to understand is that if we all die here, you erect
a giant statue of all of us. Okay, now go hide behind that
boulder. No, but you can't tie William. You make mine out of
wood. You make Cragner's out of wood, make duros Is out to put,
make mine out of some really elegant metal, I don't know, titanium
or some shit, and make Verona's out of verona. What do you want
your statue made out sapphires, sapphires, pure sapphires, docks. I thought
my gold would have been made more sense. Oh yeah, gold solid.
Anyway, we're on. You have godfa your you'rere contingency. Doxy, you're
in the contingency. Sometimes it's not funny to make jokes. Captain. You're
not gonna fucking die, all right? Mm hmm. Prick, Well,
we're gonna try and not too. But I don't know such a fucking monca,
she says to herself, sort of almost trying to hold back to yours.
If it's looking bad, I want you to run as fast as possible.
I'm not fucking running, all right. Mm hmm. Blue Blood's gonna
fucking punch Trevor. Oh god, I'm like I'm having this heartfelting with Doxy
like I don't know if we're gonna make it. And then and the Trevors
gets knocked up into the air, so okay, so uh, he's gonna
punch Trevor. Trevor gets fucking knocked out, and then he's gonna turn around,
walk up to Verona and hit you from ninety nine Verona, which which
is so funny because Verna has one hundred hit points, so it takes him
down to one. God one oh, forever's out ago for the second time.
Yeah, And because we had like two big pauses, we are running
for I know it's time, but we're gonna run twenty uh and the neot
is here. The Newt's gonna bug bite pole. I don't know if you
guys remember what the bug bite does, but I do punch, send me
flying? Or am I still here? You're you're still You're still there?
Damn. Um Okay, he smashes you against the rock pretty much is what
he does. Make sense. The bug bite hits, it only does three
damage, but which is incidental. Um, I'm gonna roll a D six
and nothing happens. Okay, ba good. I don't know if you remember
that that was the thing that let him control people like Peel would attack you
guys if he got a six um and the other There's other state disabilities as
well, but one is nothing happening. So the newt achieved nothing. Um
so just like the rest of his life. Yeah, all right, William,
it's your turn. Okay, this is a stretch. I'm made of
light, all right, I'm I can move really fast if you want to
stretch this light is the fastest thing on the planet. Rest it exist.
It's not just on the planet, it exists. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
letting you be able to zip anywhere. I want to pick up doxy,
zip off the island, drop her off, and then come back. You
want to get you want Doxy to. I want to hurt him, Knocket.
Can't you do that the blue That would be a say no no for
him. That would be a he also would not be able to carry.
I am heavy. He's heaviest thing. Right. You don't know where you
are exactly. You don't know how far away the nearest island is. I
don't but light could I mean, it's it's light. I don't know if
he's at how we vocus like killing blue Blood? Um, I mean I
can I can let you do it, but you'll be out for a whole
like round. I can't do that. I can't do that. I'm gonna
be out for a whole round. Okay, I'm just gonna tell her to
go hide behind the rock. If it's looking rough, then you gotta get
out of here. You gotta leave, all right. I don't know how
you're gonna get off this island, but you gotta survive somehow. Fucking leaving.
What a fucking coward? All right, Doxy, this could really be
it right now? Okay, like I'm not fucking around here. I'm gonna
go fight that guy and probably get my fucking jaw smashed in. All right,
we fucked him up before, we'll just do it again. I don't
know how we did that. Just the fight was insane? Did Louis d
r I summoned a pregnant lady? I have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't even know why I'm here. I tried to make Duros the captain
like four times, and he will not let him. Oh, all right,
you know what? Just are you? Are you adamant that you want
to fight with us? Of course, I've never had a family before me
neither. I mean, my dad is that fucking guy, and my mum
you killed as well. I mean, she's fun to the head. I
pretty much grew up on the streets. I didn't, all right, I
won't abandon the only family I've ever had. All Right, then, if
we're gonna do this, we're gonna go that like a family. I guess.
I grab her, I'm gonna zip over to behind this rock, drop
Doxie off here all right, far away, okay, and I hear,
and then she can throw daggers at blue Blood. And then I'm gonna zip
back on top of the rock next to Verona. And then sunbeam blue Blood
right in the face. Sunbeam this time, it's kind of like sunburst,
just not as good, doesn't do as much damage. He still needs to
make a con save throw just a laser beam. I'm shooting right in his
face, all right, come on, fail that con you son up a
bitch. Yeah, he still takes damage. He takes the damage. He's
gonna take a sixty eight half of that, all right, it's modified er,
I'm just curious. Oh it's it's that's not bad. That's a pretty
good. Actually, he takes half of that's that's eighteen eighteen. Agan,
he is not blinded. Unfortunately, he's not on dead or an ooze.
That ooze thing might have worked on artisan. Yeah, it just gives them
a disadvantage on the saving throw, that's all all right? Um yeah,
and it creates actual sunlight like that's it. It's really bright it here.
Yeah, Verona, I could zip us out of here and hide. You
want us to do that? I don't know I would. I don't know.
You you just up? Yeah, okay, you happen. I can
do see by the way, make a stealth to see how she said you
actually move with the speed of light. But I don't know if well in
this situation to move because they would be disengaging, right, yeah. Yeah,
it's the opportunity at tech that I can move at the speed of light.
Other people traveling at the speed of light if I picked them up,
probably wouldn't do so good. Okay, Yeah, I feel William should still
move. You can at least get out of here yourself. Just yeah,
could I just engage, I'd say that you can probably, Okay, all
right, I'll do that. You still have your cunning action to disengage the
other things movement. Then I'll just sit back and hide. I'll place myself
behind this shrock kind of like different points here. I'll do it self just
because I actually you can do it. Yeah, you can do a stelf
because you hit him with it attacked. Yes, yes, Oh hold on,
I have to pull up my fearful shot again because the other one.
Oh no, no, you you you I always I'm very always particular about
this. You didn't hit him with attack. Wait, actually no, fuck,
it's pychically I would say it is a spell. Okay, okay,
explain the spells are not an attack. They're like an aero effect damage and
they don't count as attack in terms of rules interactions. However, we're just
reflavoring these spells as your devil fruit attacks, and so in this situation,
I will count it as an attack for the sake of your ability where you
disengage for free so you can do your self check. You're you're invisible,
all right, I just literally can use light to bend me invisible. Yeah
okay. Uh and then did Darcy do a self uh? She will?
Oh you um yeah, okay, don't die. Duro's black is going to
walk up to Ragna oh no, very shaky thumbs up. He looked down.
He pulls out his sword. Oh wait, he has a destructive wave,
doesn't he. Oh no, oh no, that's not good. He's
not gonna use that now though. Um and does anyone remember how many attacks
he has? Actually? Yeah, he had zero? Actually weird, weird,
boss, you created zero? I think too, people, I have
some people to chat saying too, I think too. He's gonna attack you
with his sword twice and then he the minus one. He gives us an
attack. Oh my god. They neither of them hit. Oh critically fails
stabbing Clementine. Yes, yes, fantastic. Oh my god. Um yeah,
that's his tone. Okay, right now, you're up. Damn it.
I wanted to go take care of blue Blood dis journey. We had
to. There's too many enemies. I don't know what to do. Captain,
just keep flailing wildly. That's the best I got. What if we
just take the one attack and I could go eat blue Blood? Well?
Who said that? Okay, you know what, I'll go for it whatever,
as long as we're a dead. Ragnar ignores the no and gallops towards
blue Blood. No, no, blue Blood. This is the director keeps
sitting back. It is just like eating more snacks, Like she's like this
is people hang over. There's there's progressively more snacks like it's just a backup
hopcorn. But now she's sitting at a table with like a turkey dinner,
just like, oh, this is even better than cheers. Oh oh um.
So I ran over towards blue Blood. If I wanted to try to
bite him in big beer form, what would I roll? You want to
try and drink some of his blood? Is what you're trying to do?
Okay? Basically it's attack, don't you Yeah, I have bear claws.
Um, it would because you would have a bite attack. It would just
be your strength plus proficiency. Um okay, so like probably five plus six
at this point. Uh um. I mean bear clothes would be the role
for It's the same damage to do by close. Okay. That hits Okay,
So Ragnar says, I told myself after the ship I would never do
this again. But it's not looking good for the boys. I'll sacrifice anything,
and I buy into Blue Blood's neck as he's looking at Verona like a
fucking vampire. You suck his blood out, fucking blood out all right,
you transform again. You feel great you, I mean, and I imagine
in your transformation you you, Doris is going to fall off your back because
you're no longer consenting to his mounting. Um. Oh that's true. Luckily
for Duras, the only enemy in front of you that you can see is
blue Blood. So until that changes, you will only be attacking blue Blood.
Um. Another thing I considered, I'm like, oh shit, you
yeah, you do have to it. Yeah, blue Blood. I'm still
gonna stay away. I'm still gonna make you the Wisdom safe. But it
regardless of you succeed or fail, you will be attack of blue Blood.
It's just it's just whether or not you up troll over. You're your actions
you don't um uh okay, so I mean it, trust my HP and
then I just you swing at the yea. You have two more attacks,
you turn into the ferocious giant blue bear. Fifty doesn't even so eighteen times
two uh thirty six, it's not a ton of that. But I also
lost, I lose my exhaustion. Yes, so what are you recklessly attacking?
I always always recklessly get so do that second one again, as with
advantage. Then, because you reckoned the first one too, isn't it.
Well, that's what I what I will do. Well, don't treat that.
I do one more normal one, or just do one more normal one.
And it's the you could create a these reckless uh and I guess roll
a normal one for the twenty one as well, because this in case you
could create Yeah closed put it doesn't. Okay, So he just takes that
thirty six damage as you handle the axe, the lightning thunder flashing behind you.
Um, can I say something before, like this, before I actually
bit into him, I say, I'll handle blue blood. Everyone else run
at the director or take on the other guys. Yeah, um right,
yeah, I can't control away to actually be let's get him. Yeah,
let's try to make him. Just give him a wide berth here. Okay,
Yeah, I use my first attack to bite the director to me to
bite blue body, the blue bood and not bite the direction. Did I
bite you damage? I didn't do that, Yeah, I do the damage
to the bite. Did it did nineteen? Okay? Hey it's damaged a
normal night, that's not double yeah, just normal nineteen. Okay. So
it's now Clement Scien's turn, and she's like, I didn't know that he
can gigue what She's still terrified, right, So she's gonna use her action
to move away from Duros, which puts her closest to the director. Um
oh, mirrior police please, and she is going to do another wisdom save
I guess um, oh my god. She wait, she fails, right,
she fails. He's never gonna succeed if it has to keep nineteen,
she's gonna have She's gonna have a panic attack before she you know, all
right, Okay, well Rago's taking care of that. I see Trevor right
beside me, and I'm like, it's not all which soldier, and I'm
blessed him with a knight, him with the light. I'm like, wait,
rise, champion, we still need you. He gets eight h that
was what's all I got that from? What attack? Was that from?
Uh? It was from hitting the agent? Yeah, you hit clemattack.
You're right here, right sweet? Yeah? So yeah, Trevor comes back
again. It's so lucky that he's always right after you. Oh, thank
you, Joris. I appreciate it. Even though you are a pirate.
Why are you a pirate? You don't strike me as the pirate type.
The right Trevor, I'm the worst fucking pirate there ever was. Yeah,
these are my friends, and I'm gonna go up to dark Darrow's because I'm
gonna trust Ragnar with blue blood. Um, and I'm gonna have to take
on this asshole, I guess. Yeah. All right, Um, so
that was my bonus action. So okay, um, I god, he
is just a menace to society, and he's legendary resistances that I am.
Yeah. I mean you have you still have stuff you can do. You
had a lot to arson. Uh, it's true, but I need I
need my book his action. I need that. So that's kind of a
problem for me right now. Um yeah, shit, that's the best I
can do. All right. I'm just gonna just straight up attack Durrows here,
um with the one class right, how good? Pretty good? That
was one of the one of his shining features that does hit though. Okay,
okay, yeah, you just hit anyway. I just hit I hit
him anyway, all right? Yeah, um fuck, uh, he's probably
gonna attack me. It's it's me versus me. I don't really know what
else to do here. Um, alright, then how about you wow a
decent amout of damage eleven nine and fourteen. That's thirty four damage. As
you you're you're cutting into your evil unto me, I'm like, hah,
how about me? Me very hadsome. Still thank you, appreciate it.
You're you're ugly. You just found yourself ugly people jurist be like, you're
ugly. I hate justice. Okay, oh wait, wait, wait there
is something I can do. What I'm gonna try and disarm him his sword?
All right, he won't savey thor. He's gonna uh that I forgot
it. I could sword, that is his strength. Yes, he succeeds,
he wins, all right, Okay, try and smash his sword out.
He will not budge, all right, but I will still use my
maneuver for an extra damage. Five little five damage Trevor's back, and Trevor's
gonna jump onto the rock next to Ragnar and no, try what do you
mean? And we try to get this guy? Oh god, it's all
over again. Rights like roar around, sucker around behind him, circle around
behind them. There, Hi, I can explain the situation, and he
knows the situation. He knows the situation because he knows in this situation.
Before around behind blue Blood. Listen, it doesn't matter if it's Ragnot or
Blue Blood, They're both gonna knock me out. I'm gonna do as much
as I can for the sake of justice before I inevitably knocked on conscious again.
Knock out comes back, knock comes back. We're this is what it's
like. This is what it is like to be in the Marines. I
know some members of the Marines may be correct, and they may be cowards,
but not me. I do what I have to do to make sure
justice is served. And if that means being knocked out and having to come
back constantly, that that is what I'm going to do. I like from
the Pinnacle that sucks. That sucks, and one of them doesn't. One
of them hits forty damn it. That's pretty good. You can do that.
I think it just hits like good numbers all around. Sorry, Ragnar
you are taking twenty six and the last one just doesn't hit. Um half
twenty six is the director's turn again. Oh shit, all right, here
we go. D five. This is more fun than I expected it to
be, she says, and she's going to roll a D five. Um
four, Okay, this is it. Rain God one two, three four.
If it was rain, actually she wouldn't do anything. Yeah, she
would be on your side. Oh god, because it's you know, it's
how you remember. And in the end, anyway, it's not rain.
It's actually quite a good order you guys. It's useless valve. Here he
comes. He goes, oh, oh yeah, this guy, this dude,
um, and he's ready to fucking party. Oh I'm sure he is,
all right, And yeah, okay, big coves useless valve with six
initiative, which fucking terrible. I think you would might be able to one
shot this guy. You genuinely any of you can actually useless valve. Okay,
So useless valve comes on. Whoa, um, he's very excited.
Um though, that's going to mark the amount of turns needed. As you
guys are fighting and the useless valve is summoned and Ragnar you turn into big
blue Bear. You're fighting back and forth with blue Blood. You notice in
the sky another set of pods land. Oh god, either good one two
pods and they open up. Okay, and out of the two pods come
hemlock. Thankist who boy, not so much tempers but hemlock all right,
and they sort of brush dirt off their shoulders as they walk out, and
they go, don't worry, guys. More backup is on the way,
and they both tempers, gets her staff out ready and Hemlock poses dramatically with
a knife, and at this moment we will be here to be continued