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This is the Minnesota Goodbye, the
Jenny and Drake version for the next two

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days maybe more. Or actually I
can't say good morning because you can say

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good morning. Yeah, but there's
gonna be people listening at this at night

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in the afternoon. You know,
they're not always going to be listening to

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it in the morning. Jenny,
we knows this Guten tag, Aloha,

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all the greetings, you say whatever
you want. Anyways, this is probably

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gonna be the most random, strangest
Minnesota Goodbye there ever was. But let's

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get into some emails Drake, shall
we? Yes? Okay, I gotta

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find the one I meant to start
with, and now I'm on the wrong

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one. Where are you? Jenny, you're throwing this podcast already in the

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beginning. I pre read this and
this is wild. Okay, It's something

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I've never heard before. And I'm
curious if you've ever heard of Drake.

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Okay. So this comes from Hannah
and it says, hey, morning,

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Chow crew writing in task if anyone
who listens to this podcast has heard of

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this ridiculous thing my boyfriend just said
to me. Minor trigger warning because it

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mentions period blood. Oh. Hannah
decided to make spaghetti for dinner, and

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her boyfriend gets home and asks what
I made for dinner and I tell him

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I made spaghetti. He looks shocked
and asks, but aren't you on your

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period? And I said, uh
yeah, what does that have to do

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with me making spaghetti? And he
says, women put their period blood in

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spaghetti and feed it to men to
cast witchcraft on them. I'm not eating

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that. What. I stood there
dumbfounded. I said, what the fuck

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are you talking about? He said
this is something he's heard his whole life

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and again said he would make himself
something else to eat for dinner. Has

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anyone listening ever heard of this shit? This obviously can't be a real thing

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because you but what the actual f
is he talking about? This is the

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dumbest thing I've ever heard, serious, because he said that he made hisself

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himself his own dinner. Still,
after they talked about it, I have

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never heard about that. Yeah,
that is wild, though, I can't

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even where did he hear that from. Did his parents like pass that down

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to him that? Hannah, I'm
gonna be honest, I think your boyfriend

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might be one of the only people
who has ever heard such a myth before,

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because that is not something that It's
not even like an urban legend I've

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heard of, you know what I
mean. It's so I don't know what

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your boyfriend grew up learning or like
what kind of cults he might have been

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in when he was younger, But
that, as far as I know,

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is on a thing. If you
have heard of this, zo, feel

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free to email Listen and let us
know, because that is so strange.

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Listen, I grew up in a
really small town where you know, a

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lot of stuff like that would come
about nothing to the level of that.

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That's crazy, Like that is literally
insane. Yeah, so let us know.

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Email us Ryan Show at ktweb dot
com if you have any more information

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about that line. Okay, this
one comes from also a different Hannah says,

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Hey, guys, I've written in
a couple of times. I have

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a couple of things on my mind, and I'd like a chance to get

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a sticker. So let's get into
it first. I'm love naughty Tuesday.

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Keep that shit up, she says, good, we will Naughty Tuesday.

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Oh yeah, you're not usually on
the Minnesotabe. No, So Naughty Tuesday

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is where we read kind of like
sexual stories. I think we got into

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some fetish stuff last week, some
injuries that were due to having sex or

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from having sex, stuff like that. So if you have a story for

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Naughty Tuesday, please send it in
so we can discuss it tomorrow on tomorrow's

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episode of Minnesota Goodbye. Excited all
right, and then she continues on,

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Jenny, my elementary school also had
a yo yo guy come every year to

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show off their tricks, and then
we would take home a yoyo catalog that

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we would beg our parents to order
from. I got a glow in the

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Dark one and never learned a single
trick. We also had a guy come

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in every year that played in an
accordion and saying silly songs. I still

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to this day get the Mama,
would you buy me a Bandana? Song

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stuck in my head at least once
a month because I think we were talking

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on the show, or maybe it
was the Minnesota Goodbye about how like yoyo

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people used to come to my schools
and I'd be so hyped and I was

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like, I'm gonna learn all these
tricks and I would get a yo Yo.

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So she continues on, I listened
to the segment the other day when

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you were having people call their parents
with confessions for Jonas Brothers tickets twice,

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once live and once on the podcast. When I was listening live, also

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was thinking, what the fuck,
where did that accent come from? But

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then when I was listening to it
on the podcast, I realized that I

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could hear a bit of an accent
in the beginning. She just wasn't saying

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a lot. So I think that's
why we didn't notice. Okay, I

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exactly what I say. That's what
drake'sai gues. He relistened to the audio,

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and I'm not saying that she didn't
have an accent from the beginning.

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But the thing that was weird was
it was almost like a completely different personality

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because she was so kind of quiet
and timid at the beginning, to all

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of a sudden, it was like, oh yeah, it was like she

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became Mary Poppins, and it was
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caught so many people off fired.
The funniest part about that whole thing,

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and it's more funny to me because
I watched Dave's face. A lot of

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people that listened to this. Obviously
you're not watching our faces, like our

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reactions, but Dave had like such
a genuine concerned face, and he was

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just like what he was, Dave
was super confused, Like I know,

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Drake has us going live a lot
of times now that we have all these

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fans of cameras in here and whatever, and so you can see our actual

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facial expressions during the show a little
bit more often. But man, if

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you could see us sometimes during the
show, the amount of like miming to

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each other that we do of like
what did that person just say? Like

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we're confused about something, or I'm
trying to tell Drake something during the show.

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It's just it's a whole thing.
So all right, let's see.

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She has a couple more things.
I'm gonna skip to this last one.

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It says a while ago, you
guys ask for stories about accidentally flashing someone,

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and I would like to share my
story. When I was a sophomore

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in high school, I had a
huge crush on a boy in my grade.

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I went to hang out with him
at his house for the first time,

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and we decided to go to the
park. We were being silly and

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going down the side over and over
again, and I was wearing these very

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thin, cheap leggings Apparently one of
the times I went down the side,

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my pants ripped right down the steam
in the back and exposed most of my

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ass. Oh no, I didn't
notice, and he had to tell me

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that my pants were ripped. Now
before you ask, I did feel a

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slight breeze, but these leggings were
so thin and cheap that there was always

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the slight breeze when I wore them. Thankfully, I was wearing a long

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hoodie and was able to pull it
down over my butt. I had dinner

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with his family and my ripped pants
at night. None of them knew about

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my pants, but I was still
mortified. Nonetheless, when my dad picked

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me up, I told him about
it and he said it couldn't be that

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bad. So I turned around and
showed him, and he burst out laughing,

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and I cried. I ended up
dating that boy for four years,

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and then we broke up in college
because of the long distance from Saint Paul

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to Menominee. It was just too
much for me. And we started dating

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again over a year ago, and
I give him crap all the time about

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not lending me a pair of basketball
shorts that day. Thanks for reading.

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If you do, you all are
amazing and listen to the show is my

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favorite part of my day. Keep
up the great work. And that comes

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from Hannah. Oh you know that's
I love that you're dating him though now

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again, I just like full circle
moments make me so happy being a flashing

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people. I flashed Drake today and
his camera. I'm wearing this tank top

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and we did this video of us
singing to share in the middle of the

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show, and Drake decided to do
it from the highest angle he's ever taken

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angle recording in his life, and
I was like, Drake, my entire

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boob you can see it from that
angle. So he posts the video you

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can see it on Dave Ryan Show
on Instagram, and we had to put

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an emoji over it because I'm pretty
sure one of my nieps was popping.

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It's either my double ass chin or
it's your perky ass boobies. We don't

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have a double chin. Get out
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always record at high angles like that, though that one was extremely high today.

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That's because we were getting lit.
You and your high, long ass

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arms take it down a level so
my nips aren't popping. What should I

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name this nips? My nips are
popping, nips are popping, I like

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it, maybe nieps, my knee
are popping. I never know what the

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protocol is of what I can title
these, because sometimes I'm like, oh,

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is that I'm I allowed to?
I think Dave had we titled something

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about like I don't want just awards
one time recently, and I was like,

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is that really something we should be
titling it? But see, I

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didn't. I do the I post
the podcast, and I'm in charge of

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like coming up with the titles and
whatnot. And I also have that thought

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process a lot. But there's some
days where I just don't care, and

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I'm just like, just put the
most aggressive right for it, because it

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brings people in to listen to it, right, Like I when I look

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at podcasts, I'm always intrigued by
the title. The title gets me,

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and then I read the description and
then I'm like, oh, this sounds

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good, you know, okay,
moving on. This one comes from if

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I'm pronouncing it correct, I apologize
chow. I think it says. I

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think destination weddings and gender reveals are
millennials and gen Z's ways of getting more

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attention. No one really wants to
spend a thousand plus dollars and take time

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off to go to your wedding or
cares about a party just to see what

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gender your baby is. I mean
I have feelings about those things as well.

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I am all. I would say
destination weddings, if you're good enough

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friends with someone and you're down to
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that to be too awful. Gender
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it's not something that I'm a huge
fan of. I don't care if you

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do it yourself, but it's just
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ever had a baby. But you
know what you do, you baby baby.

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Yeah. I mean I think I
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life that has done like an actual
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the thing where like you know,
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or something, you know, and
then they just like make an announcement at

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that party. But it's not like
it's not gender reveal centric. Yeah,

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the people who make it gender reveals
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come, all the guys come dressed
in blue suits their gender is yeah or

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that, Like I think that's a
little bit extra but I mean, listen,

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at the end of the day,
you're gonna do what you want to

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do, and you do what you
want to do because it's your life,

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you're living it. You do what
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also that I think that social media
has made it seem like there's so many

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more gender reveal parties than there actually
are, because honestly, the only one

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I've ever seen was my sister did
one for her second child, my nephew,

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and it was just a zoom one
because it was kind of COVID time

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and it was like only a few
people were there and we were all just

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curious because they had waited to find
out the sex for their first child,

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my niece, until she was born. But they were like, oh,

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we kind of just want to know
what this one if we're getting a boy

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or girl this time. So they
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they open or they popped something I
don't even remember, but it was very

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simple, and that's the only one
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So I feel like a lot of
people think that there's way more gender reveal

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parties than actually do go down.
There's just a lot of like viralness to

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stuff like that because a lot of
times something goes wrong or you know,

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people start forest fires, which is
pretty fucked up. Don't have a gender

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reveal party that starts a forest fighter. Okay, we can all probably agree

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on that one. Yes, all
right, next email, This says Jenny,

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Dave and Drake. As far as
the phenomenon in regard to hearing the

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ocean in a seashell, so on
Friday, I think it was. It

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was like I've always wondered blank,
and mine was why do you hear the

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ocean in a seashell? Like?
It doesn't make sense? They go,

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Acoustics plays a big part as well
as we all can assume. Sorry,

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guys, it's been a long day. Okay, they say acoustics plays a

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big part, as we can all
assume. Going further into it, there

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are sounds that your brain has learned
to block out, because if it didn't,

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your senses would be overwhelmed and you
wouldn't be able to function. However,

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shell acts as a parabolic dish and
amplifies these sounds that you've learned to

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ignore. This, combined with the
fact that the myth of hearing an ocean

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in a seashell is so prevalent in
human society. Your brain then interprets this

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unfamiliar sound as ocean sounds. It
boils down to power of suggestion. This

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comes from Jem Jem Jay shout out, Jem, we love you, he

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emails and texts in the show a
lot. Okay. I did kind of

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assume that it had something to do
with like, you have been conditioned to

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believe that that's what you're gonna hear, So when you listen, your brain

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is already anticipating you're gonna hear the
ocean in it. So I kind of

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understood that. But thank you for
the actual breakdown, Gem. We appreciate

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it. Just water inside there and
like that's what you were hearing When I

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was younger, I literally legitimately thought
there was like an OW, Yeah,

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I don't know, I really don't
know. Okay, I let's see where

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we're at for time. We can
do a couple more here, Hold on,

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I gotta go back to the email. Let's see this one says hello,

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you guys are the best, Thanks
for all your work and care.

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Quick embarrassing story here on open apology
to the Chick fil A worker and the

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drive through line. I was in
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and my phone was sitting by the
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so I could see it. While
waiting in line, I decided to put

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on the current show that I have
been watching, Botched, a show about

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plastic surgery has gone wrong, where
the famous surgeons to fix these botched surgeries.

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Soon, the worker comes to my
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as soon as I finish the order
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and there are just two large naked
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mortified. I am now panicking that
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he bargained for and is now wondering
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So embarrassed, please send me a
sticker. They also said don't say

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their name, So I'm glad because
I was about to like start this off

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by reading their name, and I
will not say your name. I will,

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however, send your address to Dave
to send you a sticker. What

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a classic moment to have on your
phone. In the cars you pull up

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to the drive theory dude, and
those Chick fil A workers, they get

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like a full full view of your
entire cars, So I'd be very curious

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to talk to one of those like
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some of the stuff that they've seen
and heard. Yeah, cars, Okay,

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we're moving on. We'll do like
one more email then we're gonna wrap

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this one up for today, but
feel free to send us more emails.

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Hey, Dave, Jenny, and
Drake. I've been on vacation in Mexico

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for a week, and the one
thing I missed about home and am ready

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to go back to besides my kids
and dog, is you guys. I

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just saw face posts with all three
of you and I was like, oh,

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I miss them. You guys feel
like friends. Just had to tell

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you guys, love you all.
I can't wait to hear your voices on

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Monday. Love Jess. Well,
thank you, Jess, Welcome back to

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the States. I hope you had
a lovely trip to Mexicel Mechicol and God,

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we're like the annoying tourists who are
like mehicl. I'm literally wearing a

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islam Mo Harris like tourists hat right
now. I love that for you,

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Drake, because you were just there
for a wedding. Yep. Nice Okay,

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one more and then we'll wrap this
up. Hi, besties, was

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listening to the podcast and Drake's hot
takes about corn nuts and wanted to write

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in about something super petty I did
once involving corn nuts and a road trip.

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All right, let's see what she's
got. One time, me and

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my husband were driving to the cabin
and got in an argument about something and

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spent an hour in silence. A
whole girl had been there before. We

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eventually stopped at a gas station and
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he hates the sound of chewing.
Once we got back in the car and

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crunched those cornut it's as loudly as
I could until he finally looked at me

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and said something about how petty I
was and broke the tension and we laughed

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about it and made up. Makes
me wonder, what is the dumbest,

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pettiest thing y'all have done to annoy
your significant other? Okay, I think

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I can say her name, Becky. I actually want to do this on

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the morning show tomorrow because this shit
is hilarious. And Becky, if you

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and I were dating, I would
have like opened your door and been like,

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get out. Get out right now. I'm not moving another mile an

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inch until you get out of this
car because I have miss aphonia. Miss

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Aphonia, I think is what it's
called where chewing sounds like someone's like in

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my brain, like scraping it.
It like triggers me so much, so

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Becky shout out. I'll definitely get
you a sticker else. Send this over

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to Dave and I think we'll do
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not just the Minnesota Goodbye. But
that's it for today. Thank you for

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listening to the Jenny and Drake version
of the Minnesota Goodbye. We're here again

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tomorrow, so if you maybe have
some specific emails you want to send that

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you want me and Drake to discuss
for tomorrow, feel free to send him

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Ryan Show at KDWB dot com