This is the Minnesota Goodbye, the Jenny and Drake version for the next two
days maybe more. Or actually I can't say good morning because you can say
good morning. Yeah, but there's gonna be people listening at this at night
in the afternoon. You know, they're not always going to be listening to
it in the morning. Jenny, we knows this Guten tag, Aloha,
all the greetings, you say whatever you want. Anyways, this is probably
gonna be the most random, strangest Minnesota Goodbye there ever was. But let's
get into some emails Drake, shall we? Yes? Okay, I gotta
find the one I meant to start with, and now I'm on the wrong
one. Where are you? Jenny, you're throwing this podcast already in the
beginning. I pre read this and this is wild. Okay, It's something
I've never heard before. And I'm curious if you've ever heard of Drake.
Okay. So this comes from Hannah and it says, hey, morning,
Chow crew writing in task if anyone who listens to this podcast has heard of
this ridiculous thing my boyfriend just said to me. Minor trigger warning because it
mentions period blood. Oh. Hannah decided to make spaghetti for dinner, and
her boyfriend gets home and asks what I made for dinner and I tell him
I made spaghetti. He looks shocked and asks, but aren't you on your
period? And I said, uh yeah, what does that have to do
with me making spaghetti? And he says, women put their period blood in
spaghetti and feed it to men to cast witchcraft on them. I'm not eating
that. What. I stood there dumbfounded. I said, what the fuck
are you talking about? He said this is something he's heard his whole life
and again said he would make himself something else to eat for dinner. Has
anyone listening ever heard of this shit? This obviously can't be a real thing
because you but what the actual f is he talking about? This is the
dumbest thing I've ever heard, serious, because he said that he made hisself
himself his own dinner. Still, after they talked about it, I have
never heard about that. Yeah, that is wild, though, I can't
even where did he hear that from. Did his parents like pass that down
to him that? Hannah, I'm gonna be honest, I think your boyfriend
might be one of the only people who has ever heard such a myth before,
because that is not something that It's not even like an urban legend I've
heard of, you know what I mean. It's so I don't know what
your boyfriend grew up learning or like what kind of cults he might have been
in when he was younger, But that, as far as I know,
is on a thing. If you have heard of this, zo, feel
free to email Listen and let us know, because that is so strange.
Listen, I grew up in a really small town where you know, a
lot of stuff like that would come about nothing to the level of that.
That's crazy, Like that is literally insane. Yeah, so let us know.
Email us Ryan Show at ktweb dot com if you have any more information
about that line. Okay, this one comes from also a different Hannah says,
Hey, guys, I've written in a couple of times. I have
a couple of things on my mind, and I'd like a chance to get
a sticker. So let's get into it first. I'm love naughty Tuesday.
Keep that shit up, she says, good, we will Naughty Tuesday.
Oh yeah, you're not usually on the Minnesotabe. No, So Naughty Tuesday
is where we read kind of like sexual stories. I think we got into
some fetish stuff last week, some injuries that were due to having sex or
from having sex, stuff like that. So if you have a story for
Naughty Tuesday, please send it in so we can discuss it tomorrow on tomorrow's
episode of Minnesota Goodbye. Excited all right, and then she continues on,
Jenny, my elementary school also had a yo yo guy come every year to
show off their tricks, and then we would take home a yoyo catalog that
we would beg our parents to order from. I got a glow in the
Dark one and never learned a single trick. We also had a guy come
in every year that played in an accordion and saying silly songs. I still
to this day get the Mama, would you buy me a Bandana? Song
stuck in my head at least once a month because I think we were talking
on the show, or maybe it was the Minnesota Goodbye about how like yoyo
people used to come to my schools and I'd be so hyped and I was
like, I'm gonna learn all these tricks and I would get a yo Yo.
So she continues on, I listened to the segment the other day when
you were having people call their parents with confessions for Jonas Brothers tickets twice,
once live and once on the podcast. When I was listening live, also
was thinking, what the fuck, where did that accent come from? But
then when I was listening to it on the podcast, I realized that I
could hear a bit of an accent in the beginning. She just wasn't saying
a lot. So I think that's why we didn't notice. Okay, I
exactly what I say. That's what drake'sai gues. He relistened to the audio,
and I'm not saying that she didn't have an accent from the beginning.
But the thing that was weird was it was almost like a completely different personality
because she was so kind of quiet and timid at the beginning, to all
of a sudden, it was like, oh yeah, it was like she
became Mary Poppins, and it was Yeah. That's why I feel like it
caught so many people off fired. The funniest part about that whole thing,
and it's more funny to me because I watched Dave's face. A lot of
people that listened to this. Obviously you're not watching our faces, like our
reactions, but Dave had like such a genuine concerned face, and he was
just like what he was, Dave was super confused, Like I know,
Drake has us going live a lot of times now that we have all these
fans of cameras in here and whatever, and so you can see our actual
facial expressions during the show a little bit more often. But man, if
you could see us sometimes during the show, the amount of like miming to
each other that we do of like what did that person just say? Like
we're confused about something, or I'm trying to tell Drake something during the show.
It's just it's a whole thing. So all right, let's see.
She has a couple more things. I'm gonna skip to this last one.
It says a while ago, you guys ask for stories about accidentally flashing someone,
and I would like to share my story. When I was a sophomore
in high school, I had a huge crush on a boy in my grade.
I went to hang out with him at his house for the first time,
and we decided to go to the park. We were being silly and
going down the side over and over again, and I was wearing these very
thin, cheap leggings Apparently one of the times I went down the side,
my pants ripped right down the steam in the back and exposed most of my
ass. Oh no, I didn't notice, and he had to tell me
that my pants were ripped. Now before you ask, I did feel a
slight breeze, but these leggings were so thin and cheap that there was always
the slight breeze when I wore them. Thankfully, I was wearing a long
hoodie and was able to pull it down over my butt. I had dinner
with his family and my ripped pants at night. None of them knew about
my pants, but I was still mortified. Nonetheless, when my dad picked
me up, I told him about it and he said it couldn't be that
bad. So I turned around and showed him, and he burst out laughing,
and I cried. I ended up dating that boy for four years,
and then we broke up in college because of the long distance from Saint Paul
to Menominee. It was just too much for me. And we started dating
again over a year ago, and I give him crap all the time about
not lending me a pair of basketball shorts that day. Thanks for reading.
If you do, you all are amazing and listen to the show is my
favorite part of my day. Keep up the great work. And that comes
from Hannah. Oh you know that's I love that you're dating him though now
again, I just like full circle moments make me so happy being a flashing
people. I flashed Drake today and his camera. I'm wearing this tank top
and we did this video of us singing to share in the middle of the
show, and Drake decided to do it from the highest angle he's ever taken
angle recording in his life, and I was like, Drake, my entire
boob you can see it from that angle. So he posts the video you
can see it on Dave Ryan Show on Instagram, and we had to put
an emoji over it because I'm pretty sure one of my nieps was popping.
It's either my double ass chin or it's your perky ass boobies. We don't
have a double chin. Get out of here, okay. You know I
always record at high angles like that, though that one was extremely high today.
That's because we were getting lit. You and your high, long ass
arms take it down a level so my nips aren't popping. What should I
name this nips? My nips are popping, nips are popping, I like
it, maybe nieps, my knee are popping. I never know what the
protocol is of what I can title these, because sometimes I'm like, oh,
is that I'm I allowed to? I think Dave had we titled something
about like I don't want just awards one time recently, and I was like,
is that really something we should be titling it? But see, I
didn't. I do the I post the podcast, and I'm in charge of
like coming up with the titles and whatnot. And I also have that thought
process a lot. But there's some days where I just don't care, and
I'm just like, just put the most aggressive right for it, because it
brings people in to listen to it, right, Like I when I look
at podcasts, I'm always intrigued by the title. The title gets me,
and then I read the description and then I'm like, oh, this sounds
good, you know, okay, moving on. This one comes from if
I'm pronouncing it correct, I apologize chow. I think it says. I
think destination weddings and gender reveals are millennials and gen Z's ways of getting more
attention. No one really wants to spend a thousand plus dollars and take time
off to go to your wedding or cares about a party just to see what
gender your baby is. I mean I have feelings about those things as well.
I am all. I would say destination weddings, if you're good enough
friends with someone and you're down to go to the destination, I don't find
that to be too awful. Gender reveals, on the other hand, like
it's not something that I'm a huge fan of. I don't care if you
do it yourself, but it's just not something that I would do if I
ever had a baby. But you know what you do, you baby baby.
Yeah. I mean I think I don't know a single person in my
life that has done like an actual gender reveal party. I've had people do
the thing where like you know, we're having like like a super Bowl party
or something, you know, and then they just like make an announcement at
that party. But it's not like it's not gender reveal centric. Yeah,
the people who make it gender reveals centric, and you know, like everybody
come, all the guys come dressed in blue suits their gender is yeah or
that, Like I think that's a little bit extra but I mean, listen,
at the end of the day, you're gonna do what you want to
do, and you do what you want to do because it's your life,
you're living it. You do what makes you happy. And I would say
also that I think that social media has made it seem like there's so many
more gender reveal parties than there actually are, because honestly, the only one
I've ever seen was my sister did one for her second child, my nephew,
and it was just a zoom one because it was kind of COVID time
and it was like only a few people were there and we were all just
curious because they had waited to find out the sex for their first child,
my niece, until she was born. But they were like, oh,
we kind of just want to know what this one if we're getting a boy
or girl this time. So they did like some balloons in a box that
they open or they popped something I don't even remember, but it was very
simple, and that's the only one I have ever been a part of.
So I feel like a lot of people think that there's way more gender reveal
parties than actually do go down. There's just a lot of like viralness to
stuff like that because a lot of times something goes wrong or you know,
people start forest fires, which is pretty fucked up. Don't have a gender
reveal party that starts a forest fighter. Okay, we can all probably agree
on that one. Yes, all right, next email, This says Jenny,
Dave and Drake. As far as the phenomenon in regard to hearing the
ocean in a seashell, so on Friday, I think it was. It
was like I've always wondered blank, and mine was why do you hear the
ocean in a seashell? Like? It doesn't make sense? They go,
Acoustics plays a big part as well as we all can assume. Sorry,
guys, it's been a long day. Okay, they say acoustics plays a
big part, as we can all assume. Going further into it, there
are sounds that your brain has learned to block out, because if it didn't,
your senses would be overwhelmed and you wouldn't be able to function. However,
shell acts as a parabolic dish and amplifies these sounds that you've learned to
ignore. This, combined with the fact that the myth of hearing an ocean
in a seashell is so prevalent in human society. Your brain then interprets this
unfamiliar sound as ocean sounds. It boils down to power of suggestion. This
comes from Jem Jem Jay shout out, Jem, we love you, he
emails and texts in the show a lot. Okay. I did kind of
assume that it had something to do with like, you have been conditioned to
believe that that's what you're gonna hear, So when you listen, your brain
is already anticipating you're gonna hear the ocean in it. So I kind of
understood that. But thank you for the actual breakdown, Gem. We appreciate
it. Just water inside there and like that's what you were hearing When I
was younger, I literally legitimately thought there was like an OW, Yeah,
I don't know, I really don't know. Okay, I let's see where
we're at for time. We can do a couple more here, Hold on,
I gotta go back to the email. Let's see this one says hello,
you guys are the best, Thanks for all your work and care.
Quick embarrassing story here on open apology to the Chick fil A worker and the
drive through line. I was in a pretty long line for Chick fil A
and my phone was sitting by the cup holder of my car, popped up
so I could see it. While waiting in line, I decided to put
on the current show that I have been watching, Botched, a show about
plastic surgery has gone wrong, where the famous surgeons to fix these botched surgeries.
Soon, the worker comes to my window to take my order, and
as soon as I finish the order in payment, I glance at my phone
and there are just two large naked boobs on the screen. And I am
mortified. I am now panicking that those guy working saw a little more than
he bargained for and is now wondering what I am up to in my car.
So embarrassed, please send me a sticker. They also said don't say
their name, So I'm glad because I was about to like start this off
by reading their name, and I will not say your name. I will,
however, send your address to Dave to send you a sticker. What
a classic moment to have on your phone. In the cars you pull up
to the drive theory dude, and those Chick fil A workers, they get
like a full full view of your entire cars, So I'd be very curious
to talk to one of those like Chick fil A drive through workers to see
some of the stuff that they've seen and heard. Yeah, cars, Okay,
we're moving on. We'll do like one more email then we're gonna wrap
this one up for today, but feel free to send us more emails.
Hey, Dave, Jenny, and Drake. I've been on vacation in Mexico
for a week, and the one thing I missed about home and am ready
to go back to besides my kids and dog, is you guys. I
just saw face posts with all three of you and I was like, oh,
I miss them. You guys feel like friends. Just had to tell
you guys, love you all. I can't wait to hear your voices on
Monday. Love Jess. Well, thank you, Jess, Welcome back to
the States. I hope you had a lovely trip to Mexicel Mechicol and God,
we're like the annoying tourists who are like mehicl. I'm literally wearing a
islam Mo Harris like tourists hat right now. I love that for you,
Drake, because you were just there for a wedding. Yep. Nice Okay,
one more and then we'll wrap this up. Hi, besties, was
listening to the podcast and Drake's hot takes about corn nuts and wanted to write
in about something super petty I did once involving corn nuts and a road trip.
All right, let's see what she's got. One time, me and
my husband were driving to the cabin and got in an argument about something and
spent an hour in silence. A whole girl had been there before. We
eventually stopped at a gas station and I got corn nuts out of spite because
he hates the sound of chewing. Once we got back in the car and
crunched those cornut it's as loudly as I could until he finally looked at me
and said something about how petty I was and broke the tension and we laughed
about it and made up. Makes me wonder, what is the dumbest,
pettiest thing y'all have done to annoy your significant other? Okay, I think
I can say her name, Becky. I actually want to do this on
the morning show tomorrow because this shit is hilarious. And Becky, if you
and I were dating, I would have like opened your door and been like,
get out. Get out right now. I'm not moving another mile an
inch until you get out of this car because I have miss aphonia. Miss
Aphonia, I think is what it's called where chewing sounds like someone's like in
my brain, like scraping it. It like triggers me so much, so
Becky shout out. I'll definitely get you a sticker else. Send this over
to Dave and I think we'll do this on the Morning Show as well,
not just the Minnesota Goodbye. But that's it for today. Thank you for
listening to the Jenny and Drake version of the Minnesota Goodbye. We're here again
tomorrow, so if you maybe have some specific emails you want to send that
you want me and Drake to discuss for tomorrow, feel free to send him
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com