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Three days remain of spoilers and avoiding
the Internet, and don't be ready,

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because it's time. She's about to
get weird. You're prepared for it to

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get weird. Things, We're gonna
get weird. It's getting weird. I'm

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gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get where?

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Where? Get Where? Are you
ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?

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I'm ready. I just listen to
the hundred and any ninth episode of

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Let's Get Weirder. I'm every week
we Gum Gum come together together. Yeah,

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give you the weird goes from our
lives, the streets, the streets

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upside down, in between the universe, and you're ina the sky is above

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the crowns belows and just have a
good time. You know, sometimes you

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see a little podcast hang out with
your friends while they're talking in the backseat

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of your car and you're driving,
and they're not helping you at all because

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they're just talking in the backseat.
Everybody got those friends on a road track.

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I don't want anyone talking to silence
and listening to the music that I'm

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playing. You don't get the anxiety
of oh we have we haven't talked in

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a little bit. No, but
you know it's funny. Uh well,

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we're gonna get to it here in
a second. But getting in the car

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with four different women is the funniest
thing in the world. After the comedy

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show, I had a drive Sauce
and her three friends people an, yeah,

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you're a fan now, buddy.
They were bumping that joint and I

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was like, okay, cool,
And then the conversation they were talking about

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it was like I couldn't keep up
and I am very eighty, are a

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little tipsy a little and I was
like, the conversations are going on here

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are impressive. I was like,
wow, so now do they remember in

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the conversation. I can remember any
of that stuff because it was it was

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intense yeatty. Sometimes you just need
you need a scream yellow song with your

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with galpals. You know, No, we've done that before, have we?

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Yeah? One all the time?
Do we? I don't know what's

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funny is we did that at the
comedy shows past weekend. And then Kyle

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and d wanted to get on it
too. I was like, okay,

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back, I'll give you some sweet
nothing. Oh yeah, when I called

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you sexy nips and they were like
what I was like, Yes, I

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called people sexy tips, sweet nips. You know, I'm pretty funny,

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guys. That's what I do.
What he tries to do, it's not

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a try. It just happens.
Cappin. You know. How'd your date

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go? By the way we talked
about it on last week? I was

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there, what was coming? So
nervous? Wasn't so nervous? I was

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nervous. I did. I didn't
think the look. I didn't like the

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location when we got there because one
of the table is really low by a

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window. Yeah, it was a
huge I don't know if you're buy the

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window in the middle sitting where all
the guys sitting in the booth and you're

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not, no, no, we
got it. You know, table got

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a legit table had as got a
reservation of course, got open table you

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know right there. Helt me out. Oh those apps. But the conversation

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was great. It was just I'm
I have to stop being so clingy or

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is it the word word I think? I feel like? But helpful?

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Yeah, hopeful? Clingye. I
don't know. I just when I like

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something, I want to have it
all the time. So I just have

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to be patient and not be ridiculous
and just enjoy this. Enjoy this part.

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Well, you didn't bring the flower, no, because I asked two

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other young ladies at the comedy show
the night before on Friday. Yoda and

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Haley shut them out. What up? And they both were like on the

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fence with it. And that's what
got me a little bit. On first,

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I was super going home and I
was like, you know, whod

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He's got a good point. But
then listening to them, they're like,

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and I feel like it's a good
touch, But I don't think it's a

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first date good touch. Maybe if
we go on another date then I would

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do it. Then I'll do it. I think i'll do it. I

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think i'll do for a second date. Yeah, date, I just want

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you to pop up on a second
day update. I got ghosted, I

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got ghost of what happened? Well? Yeah, And you know, and

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the thing too is like, you
know, dating another professional or trying to

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date another professional, you realize how
busy people are, and it just drives

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me nuts because I'm like, all
right, let's just let's hang out again.

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Let's hang out again. But I
do love how she did set this

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parameter of like I don't just want
to come over and do Netflix and chill,

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or do a dinner or you cook
me dinner. I want to go

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out good, which I yeah,
get out of the house. Yeah,

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because yeah, people get into those
dating ruts where it's like, all right,

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we've been dating together for three months, we've only gone on one or

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two dates. I like, I
think that's a good idea. I think

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it's plate not too slow, but
a little bit of a quickness in it.

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But mm hmm, it's really funny. And I mean literally, you

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sat there from twelve thirty to three
point thirty just having a conversation. I'm

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gonna tell you right now, don't
go see a movie together. Why don't

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fall in that cliche. Go do
stuff, don't just sit in the theater.

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We joked about how we're both so
comfortable with going to see movies by

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ourselves that we would go to the
movie. When's the last movie you saw?

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O yourself? I've seen like every
movie with you. It's been a

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hot minute. But I would I
like go I if I had time,

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I go by myself more. And
like she'd go see one movie and I

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go see another movie. I did
see the Marvels by myself. I walked

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to the movie theater in Florida to
go see it, and that movie is

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are god awful. It was okay, it was more of a Disney plush

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special than the movie, but that's
all good. Wow. But speaking of

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movies, dead Pool Ring comes out
this week and you're wondering, Oh,

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why did Hoodies tease it led to
this moment. Don't worry. Uh,

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We're gonna go see it on Friday, three more days to avoid spoilers,

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Have you muted things on Twitter?
Because let me tell you, I had

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to mute some things based on that
last trailer, which you probably haven't seen

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yet, So good for you.
Now, Yeah, spoiled some cameos,

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Oh god. Yeah. So avoid
the TV or TikTok or the internet.

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I need it, I need.
But so my question is, because we're

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seeing together, your son Max is
coming with us, Yeah, a couple

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people from office. Yeah we should
have, and then maybe more is coming

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to depends on how work goes.
Uh, what's the best way for you

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to see a movie in twenty twenty
four? What do you mean? Like,

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so, if you were to pick
a movie like, say you're seeing

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dead Pool, Wolverine and you had
your pick, what would you see it

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in four D? Three D?
IMIL sorry, a movie like Deadpool,

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Wolverine, Dolby. I don't think
it's gonna really need IMAX, you know.

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And then what what's the four D
gonna be for the forty X theaters

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talk about, like for like Twisters, Yeah, like a twist if we

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were Twisters and forty X perfect,
But what like, what's it gonna do

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for the shay bullets as the air
closed by your hair? Nah? No,

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I'd rather see it where like you
really can hear the pop or like

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a good Colors yeah, a good
yeah. But I like more the sound.

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I appreciate going to theaters because you
could really emerge Twisters. I felt

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like there was an actual tornado and
all goodness. It was great to see

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it when we got to see it
last week in the Dolby Cinema thingscense.

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I appreciated that a lot. I
feel like three D isn't like it's still

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a thing, but it's not worth
it. No, Like I get it

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if that's the only screening time you
can go to, but it's not worth

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the price. Plus like those were
still in the air of fifteen years ago

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of those plastic black grimed glasses being
your three D effect and not something they

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don't really work man, Like,
there's really nothing any like there is more

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depth. But you know, I
popped up in my TikTok there's a drive

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in theater in Maryland, and I
want to go, Yeah, that's gonna

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be like that's gonna be like a
popcorn movie, like you go see a

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old movie in that drive it,
you know, because I'm worried about like

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my car could die if the radio
is on too long. I'm like,

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how did all these cars in the
drive exist? Back in the day,

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they had they had a speaker they
put in the car. Oh, I

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thought you had to tune your radio. Do it? Some do And then

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that's why there was pipes next to
where you stood. You'd also call the

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person to have them come bring you
food or you'd go get food back in

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the day. Yeah, because they
knew that cars would die. Hoodie.

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I don't know, it's too like
the cars are kind of die in two

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hours unless it's a really old unless
the battery sloppy sloppy jelopy, what is

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that? I don't know, but
hey, oh this is this did lead

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to my conversation more and I don't
have internet in our apartment right now.

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You take my DVDs. We well, we have DVDs, but literally,

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I know these DVDs are old and
they're showing me the old ass nineties version

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of Harry Potter, WHI looks grainy
and crappy as hell, but bespeakings because

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Hoodie just moved. And how did
the move go? It went well,

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you know, our our friends of
JK moving really helped us out. I

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think that the coolest thing was that, like we had a pack and a

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move day, and I think having
that helped a lot, because if you

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do it all on one day,
it's a long ass day. But like

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everything was moved out, everything's put
in the truck quickly. They almost beat

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me to the destination when we left
our house, and I was like,

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ah, I got you by a
minute. Don't worry because I was turning

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and they were pulling over behind me. Left separately, so they were going

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fast. They stop for food they
needed to get that. It felt bad,

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but we gave him gatorade, some
bars, some protein bars. You

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know, you can help them out. It was fun. The thing is

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Nemora didn't want to pack everything,
and so a lot of it is like,

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all right, she's on a work
trip. Now you have to pack

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unpack everything. So I'm putting like
all my clothes in the closet right now.

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I'm like, yeah, he's gonna
last for a week and he's gonna

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be moved somewhere else. Then I
gotta be hung up here. I put

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my shoes somewhere nice, like,
oh, those won't be here past this

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weekend. You know. I got
to build a queen bed at some point.

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But it's weird because like you get
home, like I don't want to

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build bucks. This something good?
I don't really. Yeah, I love

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building stuff. It's like clutter and
clutter is my my like thing that drives

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me crazy. And I'm like,
ah, but there's too much clutter.

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You're like, I can't do anything. I'm not helping clutter. You're taking

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the box and building. Yeah.
Put all the boxes. Yeah, you

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break them down, You put them
in a one box and you throw it

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out. Yeah, you never keep
growing the boxes keep growing. Did you

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not work retail? Like I worked
at game Stop, right, but didn't

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you guys break down boxes all the
time? It was you know, I

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never actually, I never broke down
boxes. It was usually like console boxes

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that someone traded in, But I
never actually broke down in the box.

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Oh them trash. Someone else broke
down the morning people. Oh I always

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working night break. The morning is
when you get all the shipments and stuff.

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I used to love breaking when I
worked at Toys r US and when

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I worked at CVS breaking it because
you could literally take forever to break down

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boxes and steal some time and not
have to deal with customers, because I

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was not a fan of customers,
because the customer is always wrong. I

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don't care what you want to say, fight me on it. The customer

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is always wrong. And I would
just sit there and break down boxes for

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maybe eight hours and it was great. And it was they kept everything nice

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and clean. Come help clean my
apartment. No, buddy, it's not

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hard. You have how many blades
you have in your house? Do you

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actually own a knife? Pocket knife? Yeah? How did you own three

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pocket knives? I mean using scissors? Rip out the pocket knife if it

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makes it as much faster. Yeah, maybe cut away, hoodie? You

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cut away? Who's an eagle scout? Right? You cutting away? That

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was over yourself. I was like, oh, this guy forgot already.

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You can take you old, don't
take my tot and hit, take your

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what my tot and chit with you
never had a tote hit. No,

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didn't get that love boy Scouts.
No, I did not get to that

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love and boy scout. So you
tote and chit and I think it was

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fire chit. I don't know if
this is the thing that I had to

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do in my boy Scout troop or
a national thing. Is you're giving a

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card or like I can carry a
pocket knife, I can make fires or

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whatever, and then if you did
something wrong, they would cut the corner

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off of it. And if you
had all four corners cut off, you'd

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have to take the class or whatever
again for it. Really yeah, So

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when ever, like someone would hand
you a pocket any knife for pocket pocket

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knife, mostly you have to say
thank you, and so whenever our scissors

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and so whenever more like give me
scissor and like here go, and she's

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like, oh what do you want? You have to say thank you?

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It's like my tone, chin my
tone, chin mare. You have to

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say thank you. It's so funny. I didn't know that. And the

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fire thing was just like, oh, you caused a fire, you know,

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you caused the brush fire. That
wasn't more of a semantics thing.

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That was the more obvious thing.
I thought. It was also to remember

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you can't. You couldn't back in
the day when you had the pocket knife.

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You couldn't handle the knife with the
blade out. You always had close

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it too. But you know,
no, that wasn't a thing anymore.

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It is what it is. You
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all right, take it you want
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I still kind of remember my boy
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and podcast maybe I'll do that next
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There were some good times, but
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time. When did you guys meet
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Yep? It was at my old
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I ran that place elementary school from
fifth grade to on. And I'm like,

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why am I running this elementary school
in tenth grade? You were the

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bad you know, It's what I
tried. I tried. Still I am

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still is still got that card card
carring member, do you have it on

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you now? I thought you didn't
have it on you anymore. Now they

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get the new sleek wallet because you
guys made fun of me, and you're

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like, no, you should actually
carry it in your wallet because people want

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to see that. Oh it's in
the actual wallet wallet, not mine thin

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wallet from my buckets. Okay,
so you don't have it on you though

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it's in the wallet wallet. Put
it in your wallet. They carry in

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your pocket. My wallet wallet is
right here. That's when I make big

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boy purchases of gift cards. That's
so cool, man. Remember nine twenty

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nine. I haven't been. It's
thirteen years ago. I'm telling you when

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I tried. Do you remember,
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Sorry, but I always wanted to
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day. Well I don't think.
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have told this before on this podcast
whatever iteration of the podcast, but whatever.

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It was. The year before I
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give you a credit an Eagle Scout
credit card that had like five hundred dollars

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on it. They could use whatever. But then when I got it,

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I was like, oh, this
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there's no barcode on that this or
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number, does that mean that how
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is that just your number? I
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like it would be like a CVV
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my troop or the area I was
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Could we go how many people our
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people Eagle Scout Court. As of
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people have earned the rank of Eagle
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Scouts. Oh there you go.
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they got a gold one. I
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are? Minus five nine six?
Uh oh, it's it's like your area

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essentially five nine six, Like that's
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there's like council and then there's like
district or only six percent of Scout members

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earned the rank. Wow, I'm
one of those six percent. You have

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twenty one merit badges. Yeah,
well, let me tell you how what

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merit badges I got? Oh yeah, Egle Scout merit that's insane. Then

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there was people like if you got
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you'll get the eagle version of that
merit badge, and I'm like,

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I got mine went out seven like
turning eighteen, all right, so to

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be an egout. Apparently there's NF
there's eleven Eagle Scouts in the NFL.

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I thought, so these are mari
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citizenship in the community. What is
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citizens hip in society. These are
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those. One citizens hip in the
world. It was mostly like learning stuff

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communication. I remember that one.
Cooking. Yeah, that was personal fitness,

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personal management, which is a money
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hey, fifteen year old, here's
how you had a balance, check,

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checkbook. It's good to learn my
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Yeah, good camper over a family
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not like sex, but it was
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and it's like, oh, my
parents are divorced, my family don't look

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like that. And then you had
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I had environmental science. Wow,
you had to have swimming. I

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think I had swimming and hiking a
lot. You only have that fourteen each?

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Yeah, fourteen? Okay, then
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had electronics? Was my was another
one? I did random merit badges?

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Did you have the knots? That
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a real nerd. Oh? Here
we go the seven rarest obscure merit badges

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in boy scouts. Here you go
inventing. Ooh, you invented something like

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damp collecting and have that one bugling
survey. Oh? I had orienteering.

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I remember that what's orienteered? Essentially
you can look at a map and take

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a compass, like going drafting,
nuclear science, uh, nut culture,

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merit badge, master at arms,
taxidermy, rabbit raising, how pork production?

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My god? Weird merit bad Here
you go, okay, okay,

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we we got we got uh oh, I'll turn fingerprinting. Oh I had

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rifle, had rifle and shotgun.
I remember that I could. I can't

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imagine you're shooting a weapon. Add
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motor boating. I have a marit
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a bitch and kayaking with it built
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Golf was one. I think those
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If I remember, I wish I
had all my stuff. I don't

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know where. I think my parents
threw it out because I still had my

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merit badges on on the on the
stands, on the sash and the handbook.

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The handbook was legit. Oh yeah, that hand But I think I

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think I still have myne my mom's
house, but like it's very outdated now.

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Oh I remember fourteen years ago almost
now. Yeah, how to tie

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it knot, how to start a
fire, I'm not different ways now.

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Baby basket making I had. That
was another. I remember that one was

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one. You never had the polar
bear badge, did you? Oh?

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That wasn't a badge. That was
more like you did an activity thing you

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did that wasn't a bad. Polar
Bear swim was like going, yeah,

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not the polar bear swim. Surviving
a night below thirty two degrees, that's

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not a bad That was a badge
we got. I think that's just they

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said, hey, we don't got
heat for you. Hey, we can't

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afford the cap with heat. It
was a weekend camping trip that I did

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in merit, and uh it was, and I'll never forget because I had

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a piece so badly that I peed
in front of the tent opening and everyone

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woke up and like what the heck? And I have peede in front of

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it turned yellow. Literally spent the
night in an under an award. Well,

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I was a winter Camping award at
Scouts kennern by spending twenty four hours

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outdoor in temperatures at or below thirty
two degrees. Got that shit, well,

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I had the polar bear swim,
so all I had to do was

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towing the water out. Badge,
I'm getting it. You can give me

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a root beer float on the way
back out. You know what I'm saying.

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Give me the bad because Daddy's coming
home today. Daddy's going over a

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lot of mara bed a lot of
motor boating. One. But what's that

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motor boat going over there? Yes, I enjoy it high or low.

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It is on where Eric's finger goes
crazy with that crazy finger, that crazy

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fingers, son of a gun.
So we read actual misconnections from Washington,

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potential Washington d C. Anyone female
actually twenty to thirty actually seeking me explore

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the potential of a purely and solely
physical relationship with an older man. Hit

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me up of a pig. If
you have the hitch for a no shrings

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time with a masculine white male who's
fifty seven years old, Wow, yeah

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sweet. So mainly if you are
twenty to thirty in a female, hit

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that man up. He's got ci
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to sit? Hood brioge looking for
a babe that's enjoying that enjoys sitting on

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a face older man here any race? Mama, Mama, Mama, you

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need a place to sit. Mama, I gotta place you to sit.

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Beakfast that tiffanys this is in Groveden, Groveden, that's Virginia. What the

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hell is it? Gropton? What
the hell is this? Groverton? Groverton,

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Hunt Rose White Lawn Fort Hunt Alright, cool Begvisitiffany's I've never seen that

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movie, don't plan on seeing that
movie. Is it really as good as

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people may get seem either way?
Looking for a blessed man that likes Lodger

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ladies and wants to spend time with
me tonight? Sure? Hey, maybe

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watch Backfast the Tiffany's I had only
nur I remember seeing it, snippets of

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it. I don't feel he's the
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me. The next one, Alpha
picture, rock fell I can come over

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and make sure you're ready for the
big game, older guy, but I

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do dress to please and succeed.
Catch your outfit, mm get it?

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Make sure warmed up for the game. Hell yeah, you know, loosen

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up that arm. Next one,
you checked out my package writing Virginia,

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Virginia standing in the aisle and caught
you staring at my package. Yeah,

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let me know if you want to
see more, the whole thing, the

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whole package open down, not just
the top of the both like a knife,

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the whole box, the whole box. We're breaking it down. Banker

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with the great barrytone baritone, c
oh bartone, what wasn't in your bank

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this after noon? Darn handsome young
man retired banker here would love to discuss

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your career path and offer guidance.
Let me know what my transaction was,

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so I know it's you. Now. Do you think they're talking about his

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voice? Great baritone, booty baby
baby doggy doggy style, say it motor

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boating Son of a Gun? Do
you remember the movie that's what it's from?

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Do you want the movie that dead
line's from? What? Do you

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know what it's from? What we
said like some of it? No?

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Fine, no, don't google.
I want to google it movie Son of

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a Gun? Were they built for
speed? For they built for comfort?

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Oh? Yeah, yeah, DM, you forget that that movie a lot

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longer than you actually realize it because
like they do that beginning part. Are

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not trying to spoil the movie because
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at mister m R E R I
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why. What the movie is is
that they do their stuff at the beginning,

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then they go to the house,
then they leave the house. Then

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there's another event, and then there's
another event that we dragged. But it

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was fun. It was fun.
It kept it kept you in, It

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kept you in, And I've actually
seen that house could have been a wouldn't

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mind a sequel of that one?
That cast is pretty good, But how

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would you make a sequel? You
go to they all crash it together as

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a couples. You just ruined it. I didn't you. I did not

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anyway have her a week, and
I always remember it's okay to be weird

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and sexy. It got weird,
didn't it. Yeah,