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You know, it's gone over,
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float, You're gonna survive this thing. That doesn't seem out of the question

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that that would have been something that
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best, the best in northern western
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they do. They're actually the only
ones. The Rangers had a scenario last

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night where if they won, they
would clinch a plaoff spot, go to

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the locker room and do the fun
bit of spraying champagne everywhere and high fiveing

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and blasting music and getting a little
drunk, and then they could come back

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on Friday today do it again when
or an Astro's loss, and go back

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into the locker room and tear it
up again. They could have had the

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back to back Champagne explosion. But
in reality, what happened is when the

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clubhouse attendant saw Chapman entering the game, they started removing plastic, taped up

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plastic. Dear God, or all
this Chapman is now, Okay, where

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would we be without him? I
don't know. But also it's not like

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he we're crushing it with him.
I guess they go and picture, we

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get a great game out of Jordan
Montgomery. You get Andrew Heeney, who's

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turned into a nice little bullpen thing
now that they don't let him start games

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anymore. He kind of throws hard. La clerk does his job. So

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it's two one. We go to
the ninth inning and are all this Chapman's

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like, I'll put three guys on
base and not get anybody out. Cool,

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that's what you wanted, right,
No, it's not two one.

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You're losing. But Jonathan Hernandez is
who they bring in, gets the first

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out, pop Up gets the second
out of pop Up over the infoul territory.

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Josh Young makes a great catch throws
it at home before the guy can

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tag two one two outs clan two. JP Crawford of the Mariners hits one

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the other way and it gets over
Evan Carter's head. The Mariners win three

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two and are still alive. The
Rangers magic numbers two to win the West

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and all they gotta do is win
one game to get in the playoffs.

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But they had it. They were
down to the last batter and they gave

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up the booty. And now you
gotta go have a good night tonight.

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And you were watching live. I
was watching live were you Were you freaking

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out? Yeah? No, I
was really ready for the game, Todan,

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so I can go to sleep.
Yeah, yeah, what time do

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you turn the lights up? When
the lights were out? It? But

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I mean your your head lights?
Yeah, your internal lights for man?

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Twelve thirty? Yeah, like twelve
thirty, right when the Ryder Cup was

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starting. Yeah, is that tried? I kept it on and then I

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said no, bad idea, turned
it off. Woke up this morning,

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saw that Europe killed US one and
four nothing, And you woke up at

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what time? Four thirty? Did
you did you soil your pajamas while you

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were sleeping? I didn't not last
night. Okay, do you think that

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they I always think that's funny soil. Yeah, it's weirdly sent official,

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always funny. So do you think
they have a giant cooler full of all

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these champagne bottles? Yeah? And
do you think they put those on the

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plane and bring them back? They
had a bunch of andre ready to go.

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How do you do you think they
bring that same champagne back or they

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leave it? They leave it and
then John Blake goes to Specs. He's

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not going to the Seattle Spec.
When they get back in town, I

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said, somebody's job. We go
get us one hundred bottles of champagne.

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And it's like a hundred all right, why give me the card? I

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remember the images from ten plus years
ago. Colby Lewis just smashing tall Boy

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cooers, lights, just ripping it. He's like, man, the Rangers

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are for real this year. Kolby
Lewis is crushing beers, you know.

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And so it's very, very fusture
because if Astros didn't play last night,

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so you kind of had your own
little thing where you kind of get in

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on your own do it. God, how Rangers would it be for us

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to proclaim them dead? Basically?
What three weeks ago, two weeks ago,

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like, there's no way, God, they're so bad, there's you

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know, they're so good for so
long and then this this downward spiral and

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then the last ten days they do
what they've done and they get our hopes

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back up. Watch them, No, don't even watch them. But I'm

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just saying it would be very Rangers
piss this series away and not only lose

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the division but just flat out not
make the playoffs. All they gotta do

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is win one game in the next
three days and they're in the postseason.

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What if we're sitting here on Monday
after a Cowboys loss and we're just like,

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what how did all of this happen? The Patriots coming here and beat

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the Cowboys and the Rangers don't make
the post simultaneously, Yeah, we need

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to have Sunday no one cares about
watching the Ranger game. Yes, that's

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to be the key, that's for
sure the key. I have a feeling

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it's going to be high leveraged Monday
for the Rangers. I dude, I

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think after last night, I was
like, they're gonna make us at work

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for it, aren't they? Because
yes, because they had it in hand,

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they end up losing the way they
did walk off fashion tonight. They'll

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probably get blown out like nine to
one. Yeah, then you're just looking

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at Saturday, and then that's when
the booty hoe get tight. Yeah,

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you never know. Do y'all want
to hear audio of me back in twenty

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twelve on Fox four? Yeah,
it sounds crazy, but trust me,

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there's a reason. So audio for
a reason. Twenty ten and twenty eleven,

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the Rangers went to the World Series
of the World. Okay, but

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twenty twelve was probably their best team. Okay, so they've got a great

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team. Josh Hamilton's a beast.
But that's the year where the Rangers had

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a pretty good They were in great
position and they went to Oakland and they

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needed to get one win. And
if you remember the flyball that Josh dropped

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that was blamed on energy drinks that
made his vision weird. No cokay,

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but I was at a bar.
It's gonna get a date on this nine

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nine years ago. This is a
bar ten years ago. This is at

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a bar, and so they lost
the division to the A's. They'll take

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on Baltimore in the one game playoff, and in that one game playoff they

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went up against Joe Saunders Josh Hamilton. The first inning, they get the

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first two guys on. Josh Hamilton
hits a ground grounds into a double play

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in the first inning because he looks
like he didn't care anymore. That's right.

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This is this is so vivid now
that I put my mind to it,

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all of these events that you're describing. Here's a story on Fox four

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from twenty twelve was like literally this
time of year, thirteen years ago,

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eleven years ago, and it says
Wildcard Rangers positive fans of us, negative

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fans, and I'm in a bar, so I was probably in a hardline

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remote, you know or something who
knows, and uh, that came to

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me. There are not a Friday
you were forgetting about today. The whole

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team disappointed me to day, especially
you know the one guy that's mostly the

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most dedicated player of mister Hamilton,
and shouldn't get just giving him a OpenD

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age jersey. He is their best
oklas best player. Today at least there

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will be a game Friday and the
Rangers will be there. That was you

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percent chance appointing. So I say, let's do it, let's be happy,

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let's be positive and win the game. Okay, I'm sorry. The

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first guy wasn't you No, no, no, no thought that was you.

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Last guy's he thought. The old
guy was me. Yes, play

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yourself again. I really apologize.
Do you see how young a look?

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Oh yeah, may last. There
will be a game Friday and the Rangers

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will be there. That means there's
a fifty percent chance appointing. So I

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say, let's do it. Let's
be happy, let's be positive and win

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the game. When they win a
playoff game, they're done. They're done.

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There they bossible not even going where
they're supposed to go Friday because they're

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done. That's over. No.
No, I like what the other guy

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in the red said, the other
guy Clarice love Bro Yes, well,

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I mean I also had tried to
get to the bottom of who threw her

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in the pool within nineteen eighty two. You know ABC party or w FAA

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party. Is that a legendary story. It's a it's out there, we'll

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fill us in. It is sports
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eight or short for w FA.
Right, this is before my time,

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and the story goes that she was
thrown into the pool and a very Anchorman

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type atmosphere, it sounds like.
And the thought that I think she thought

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Hansen did it. I think.
But the truth is, well, many

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people, many people think the truth
is that the guy who threw her in

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the pool. Yeah, I'm struggling
with his last name. Older guy used

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to be the voice of the Reunion
Arena Kevin, Kevin McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy.

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What would he do that? I
don't know, but that was rumored

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and it could have been an alibi
from Hanson. It could have been an

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alibi from Hanson just to get it
off his plate. I don't know why

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that came up. Was everyone getting
thrown in the pool? Was it a

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wild because that happened sometimes, yes, but you know, you don't pick

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up the girl and throw her in
the pool in this day and age back

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in the eighties though, oh man, see Hanson. I don't know.

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And if I missed any details on
that story of something that allegedly happened,

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I don't know. The point is
twenty twelve. Remind me if this is

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a Josh Hamilton thing again, like
twenty twelve. Bad, that's bad.

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You guys are all paranoid. We're
good. We're good. Easy win tonight.

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I'm saying it. If it did
happen, we look back and go,

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Yeah, that's that's our Texas Rangers. Because it's the Rangers. The

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r We are scarred around here because
they have scarred us. They lost the

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World Series twice in one game.
They have the dumbest I did this segment

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before the show switched, and it
was right before I did the week of

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the season started, and I just
went through and found the dumbest crap and

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Rangers organization history, and my god, the second you needed six segments to

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do it all NonStop, just dumb
stuff. It's like that is specific to

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them that not everyone deals with,
just like every dumb thing and including things

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that are like kind of funny that
are cool. But it's like, does

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any other of LV two have like
a whole cocaine thing with their manager,

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which, by the way, credit
to them for not firing him for that,

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just like it's fine Teddy did it
one time. Believe the man Ron

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needed to blow off some steam.
Yeah, let him go he had a

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bad team. I mean the Rangers, I mean the steroids, all of

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this. There's a big story of
just buffoonery. Yeah, so I don't

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know, excuse me for not being
so confident and raw. This Chapman walks

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onto the mound and poops on it
last night and start shooting at it.

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Eight times they poked to a stick. Yeah, I think I guess we

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gotta get Jonathan Hernandez and more.
You're gonna need or oldest Chapman. You

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proclaimed him, you're you hate him
or something at the moment. Again,

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he's in spores territory for me.
Now you need him. Look, you

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should imagine how look they I mean, they're they're I'm not gonna say they're

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gonna make playoffs, but they're ninety
seven percent to make the postseason. But

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just imagine the magnified bullpen issues we're
going to have in one week. Yeah,

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you know, do you remember how
the MLB playoffs work? I don't.

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Is there a one gamer two for
some of these fools? I forgot

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too, and I looked it up
because they added they have three division winners

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and three wild cards. It used
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card. They added the play in
for five and then they've upped it to

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six. Now, okay, so
the division leader that has the worst record

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will have to play in the wild
card round. In fact two, you

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get two teams, get get a
buy yeah, map it out for you.

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Ifact Baltimore is already the one seed, so if we would have won

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last night, we'd have our magic
number would be one and that that would

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get us the two seeds that costly. If the Rangers win their division,

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they're the two seed, so they
do not have to participate in the opening

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round of silliness. You don't have
to participate in a three game series which

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Tampa Bay is going to host one
of those. In Minnesota hosts the other

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one. Rangers really need to win. Chill. You can chill and wait

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on the winner of Minnesota and Seattle, Minnesota and Toronto like you can just

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hang out. You probably wouldn't play
the Plazza. The plaffs would start for

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you until October seventh, so you
could rest. And is that would that

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be a five or seven gamer?
That would be a three gamer for the

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wild Guard for the ds A five, okay, and then the cs A

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seven right and when the DA if
the Rangers make it and they're in the

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DS. Get ready for a lot
of one oh five first pitches on True

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TV. They will bury us Court
TV. The only the way we could

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do. Though, if we play
Minnesota, maybe they would because there is

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no Yankees this year. There is
no Red Sox, True I mean Baltimore,

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Tampa Bay, Minnesota. It's it's
just might be the biggest market.

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It's not a sexy gallery, is
it. It's not People would be trying

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to put the Braves and the Dodgers
in primetime. But I think that's the

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true, especially if you're trying to
get Max Scherzer back to another week for

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him to kind of home. So
go win tonight, please one win one.

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Astros lost your magic numbers two two
wins. There's a way to do

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it and still win the division.
But you made it so tough on yourself.

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When Chapman crapped, he crapped.
Do you guys think Aaron Jrnandez killed

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himself in prison? I don't know. Is that? What the is that?

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What the official thing is he did? Right? The stories that he

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king to himself, that's the story. Well, we have a current player

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for the Raiders. Yeah, this
is wild, and I have the audio

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of what he said last night and
hours worth of tweets. I keep refreshing

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his Twitter out now, just in
case Chandler Jones is nuts. We're gonna

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look into it next. On nineteen
seventy one, The Freak