Hey look, hey, look he's hey, look he I think I don't.
I think Prisian women objectively beautiful. I think they're I watched the UFC.
That ain't true. Holy whoa. No, you can't count those version
of them. That's like counting fucking female bodybuilders as the most Like, No,
they're warriors. They're not the same. But they're also because you know,
in Brazil, the way you get out of it you either play football
or you go do m M A, and so the women do a lot
better. In MMA it's a lot easier. And then god damn they're busted
up. Dude, there are because they're just there, the mixed martial artists,
you know, because I mean, there is the there, but there
there's there are beautiful ones. Don't get me wrong. There's a lot of
the obviously, but there's just a there is one. I think I know
her name. She's the one. She's the dark skinned with like the blondish
black threads. I forgot her name. She's like a she's the strongest ship.
But her face is like her lip is like split permanently. I was
gonna say that is her. That's what she goes by. Imagine you're gonna
go watch b JJ match and then like a girl walks and her dick is
so big, but she's in the female one and you can just see like
she's wearing like female panties. What do you get? See what it's spilling
off the But what do you do with that? Then? Can you can
you you questioned it? Can you be like, well you have because you're
like, well, the they're separated by sexes, So how does this work?
Is she le? Is she intersex? We're like, say, you
know how it's like the NBA two years she was born literally has all the
genetic coating of a female. But the rifle. Yeah, like you know
every every writer's dream essentially God tank that's going we have a lot to get
to today. Really hates fooda man, You're really you're really anti fucking futoforn
bro like a little bit. I mean I haven't I haven't, Like I
haven't cornered that square yet. But like the math, the math is like
math in me. I'm like, this is the math is starting the math
bro, it's weird. Quick maths, quick maths? Whatever what happened to
those guys? Oh Big Shack's dead, He's not I still follow him on
Instagram. He's definitely not. You got scared, like someone you cared about
got tooken away from me. You were like, no, my heart,
No, I really hurt a little bit, like I believe because it seems
like somebody who could very well be could he seems like somebody would have been
like, I don't believe the vaccines might And then he just and then he
and he got like cod was like specimen three of COVID drinking. It like
started like having people sneeze in a beaker and you start drinking it. He
was driving, he was driving around the UK, and he refused to get
his car vaccidating in his car got COVID and it killed him. Imagine your
car gets hear your car cough, but and it reads off the road.
Sometimes cars cough. They like they really did they really? Do you?
Have you been in a car that's done that for real, that like genuinely
like hawked and tooted out some fucking black I swear to you. They yeah,
I've been in like two. I think my dad's Cadilloc Cadilloc Cadillac coughed
a lot at the end, and then I think my dad had like a
Volkswagen Jeda that started to cough at the end where he gave it off to
a cousin of mine and without letting, wow, do you need a plowbry?
I actually could use one, Uncle Ray. Here you go, it's
perfectly finely. Don't you dare get it checked? Don't get it checked at
all? Do you get a checked? I won't give it to you.
You know. I was actually really upset about it because I really wanted that
car. Like it was like it was like a boxy It was like those
boxy looking cars sion XB. It was like a folks like Jedi, but
it was like it was like early enough that it was like boxy still,
like right angle, and like there was something I liked those cars. Yeah,
yeah, like the Eric Foreman was driving, Yeah like that, yeah
a little bit. What kind of car did he cruiser? Right? Yeah?
Yeah, old ass fucking kind of car. I haven't seen. I've
only seen like maybe two of them. I never and that's because my grandma's
elderly, so she has elderly friends, she has elderly cars. They had
to have elderly cars themselves. Yeah, yeah, A funny story. Actually,
my grandmother had a car in a Bronx before she decided to get out
of it, just like I don't need a car, yeah, I live
in New York City. Yeah, but she, uh, my son drove
it and he got hit and he flipped from one side of the Grand concourse
to the other side. And the grand car is like a triple lane the
New York City street and he just ended up on the other side. And
I was like, like, like nothing happened, Like he made it.
He made it, but he flipped like clean over because he got hit by
something else that is And I'm like, my Grandma's like it was right here.
Look it went from right there, and I was like, Grandma,
why let them down the card. It's like they're my kids, and I
hope for better for them, but they were always just dumb. Have you
guys been in CARC two two? No major ones? Yeah? Nothing?
Major one was my stupid friend. We're all going, we're all tailing uh
each other, going to a party, and then this stupid fuck was somehow
looking I guess past the he was just looking beyond beyond the light and a
BMW pulls out into the street and we all need a break fast motherfucker.
Me and my boy Gabe are in my truck. Oh and ed and uh,
we all saw it coming. We're all like fuck, you know,
like you're all kind of braced, and then it crunched. Luckily, I
had an old S ten and those are pretty sturdy. So he just kind
of fucked the tailgate and that's about it. He fucked up the cab just
a little bit. Were you were you the driver? Now I was driving,
and so it was my it was my he fucked my thing up.
We still went and partied. And here's the thing. He owed me six
hundred dollars. He paid me two hundred, and I only got the two
hundred because my mom got involved. My mom was like, we're going,
We're going to his house and I was like, no, I don't want
to go. He tells me his fucking dad's racism. I don't want to
do that, Mom, No, No, I'm embarrassing. My mom does
the same thing. That's very much the same, Like she'll like it's I
don't. I remember being at the dealership, like trying to get a car,
and I remember just being like, yo, I please get me out
of it. She has patience for ship that I don't have patience for I
just want to get the fuck out of there. But she will whittle she
will whittle down their patience to the point where they'll just give you the car.
It's crazy. I've never seen anything to the mid woman. That's why
Bill she can endure that. Not everybody for like patients and like charisma,
like patients, constitutions and intelligence just go out of everybody else's like ones.
Bro stop. I do not have the patience, No way, I pay
more just to be like, let's get this over. Yeah, that's exactly
how I feel about it. Just whip me off so that I can that
I can so I can get the rest of my day that I can't get
back. Yeah, yeah, you know I'll make the money back eventually somehow,
I kind of I do. Yeah, I've even I've taken some shady
deals to like when I was building my credit because I fucked my credit a
long time ago with medical bills. And then I'm like, all right,
okay, I'm gonna I know I'm gonna get fucked in the ass, but
this is I just don't care. I'm like, just give me this credit
card that I let's like fucking thirty percent APR or some shit, you know,
some crazy that is so bewildering. It's I'm exaggerating. It's a little
high. That's I'm just I'm you know, I'm just saying like it's astronomical
relatively speaking to what it should be. But I'm like, I don't care.
I need this Instead of hunting for a better deal, I just I
just need to get this done. You need the money, dude, Yeah,
I feel you for dude. Before my credit was so bad, like
my the only crowd I had this because obviously the Amazon APR, the Amazon
CARDPR is fucked. It's like near twenty four percent APR something like that.
But the thing is that like they try to like you can pay a later
effect and I'm like, no, no, I'm just gonna pay this.
It makes your credit look great having cards at APR that high, because you
know, obviously like it lets you like, oh you're willing to be a
slave. But like I constantly like, you can pay this later if you
want to do this eighty five hundred dollars purchase over twelve payments, and I'm
like, no, yeah, I'm just gonna pay it now. Be poor
and have good credits, I could get more cars. Yeah, they don't
cool, they don't like it. They're gonna like, come beat the fuck
out of you. Yeah, they're gonna come beat the fuck out of you.
Like their litteral loan sharks are like sharks are gonna show up to your
house, break out the ground, and start chomping on your fucking ankles.
I mean speaking of getting ripped off and and poor people. But to United
Eight's back at it again with a I don't even know what was it crypto
scam now and fatty coin the f A D d Y the fatty coin.
I learned a little bit about it from watching a couple of video. We're
in a nutshell. He was like, somebody give this us. How it
always starts, some stupid ass influencer is approached. Hey, we'll give you
X amount of money. Usually it depending on who it is. Since this
book, he's not as big. Five figures. We'll give five figures of
money. I think see said like ten thousand dollars something like that, and
you were gonna promote this car and then basically you'll get money to promote this.
Basically he promoted a car, a coin that's obviously would make anybody who
would invest into it would go broke. Obviously there it's gonna be a pump
and dumb thing like they all are. The thing is, and I think
the only reason he did it is because he got that money that up front,
and so he was gonna try to obviously skim more off the top.
But he knew that shit wasn't gonna work. First and foremost, he probably
didn't know how bad it was gonna be because he tried. He tried to
be like, hey, guys, I'm gonna pretend to be like Andrew Tate.
This is clearly and obviously a joke. Everyone's gonna get this, you
know, to try to soften the blow, which told which tells me he
didn't know that it was gonna be this bad of a pushback since he was
instead of just being like, I'm gonna just stay silent. I know I'm
doing something really fucked up. I'm just gonna do it, and I'm not
gonna say shit, he already tried to do. Damn's control of being It's
just an edgy joke, guys, everybody gets it. And I'm like,
no, you took the money, you're willing to fuck people over just run
with it, like a what's the Dylan danis? If you know who that
guy is that was fucking with Logan Paul. He's fucking Logan Paul. And
they fought, and uh, he is one of those people who doesn't give
a shit. He'll take all your money promote anything. Uh. I think
coffee Zilla made a fake scam to have him promote it just to prove the
point. And I kind of like I almost hate him, but I respect
that, Like he just he's not even pretending that he's a good person.
He's just like I don't care. Just give me your money and I will
promote whatever scam it is. I really want him to do that. M
m a fire what's his name that that's the mighty Mouse. We can kill
him. Yeah, he's want Mighty Mouse to kill him. He won't do
he won't do anything that would like legitimately get him because like Dylan trains enough
to know how to not get knocked out. So that's one when he fought
Logan Paul, nothing happened. And then he got disqualified for trying to take
that, and he tried to shot on him because remember that he's a Jiu
jitsu guy. This Dylan Dannis guy. He he's very good on Twitter,
right, because all he did was harassed Logan, Paul's girlfriend for like remember
people every day was also releasing pictures of her because she's a social light.
She she you know, she she gets around and hangs out with rich and
powerful men. And so he was like, look at your look at your
wife or your fiance. And he's like, I think Logan knows who he
married or like what is this? Where'd this gump from? Yeah? Like
how how do you think he found her? Like come on, dude,
what so this coin? This fatty coin? You see those those things where
it was like there were like leak screenshots of him like asking people to pump
and dump it to piss like mudahar Off and everybody else who was criticized.
I didn't see that. I don't remember. That's crazy, alright. I
just oh, let's spike mudahar Let's put like wouldn't it be so funny guys
if you like gave me like a ton of money, like it doesn't make
this other guy. Because of course Boogie owns a significant part of the of
the coins too, so invest in it, pump it up and then he'll
dump it obviously, and then everybody else panics for no reason, like why
there's no real Like I I was one of the last look I'll take the
l on this man. I was one of the last few people. This
was like well over a year ago, but still I was one of the
last few people that was defending him. And I said, what is has
he really done at the point at that time other than this being like a
loser and sad like, I was like, is it the way that people
were talking about he's such a terrible person? And I'm like, well,
what is he actually done? And I would challenge people. But then it
got to a point where that documentary came out. He started dating that one
girl that obviously has a significant amount of trauma, and he doesn't give a
fuck about her. He's doing this thing and I'm like, oh, okay,
well you guys, you guys saw it way before me. You know,
like he started doing really questionable things, and I'm like, okay,
you guys called it. Everybody was making videos about him at the time.
I feel like they were kind of jumping the gun, But now I think
they're insanely validated. Bookie's that guy from the first episode of Smiling Friends.
Pretty much. Man, he's that guys like Desmond. He's like, dude,
just you know, we probably can't help this guy. You know,
we'll turn around and you do what you gotta do. Yeah, and then
we'll just call we'll call for the cleanup. Yeah. Yeah. You look,
man, either you could get busy living or get is he dying?
But like one of the two, because he's just he can't make a good
decision for his life, Like he cannot just be like, if you give
him two boxes and you're like, one of these boxes has an explosive in
it, choose one. He'll choose explosive game where they like rushing Rouletto like
that one they won't even they won't even no one's even gonna mix them up.
This one has the explosives in it, and he'll be like, it'll
be taking loud. It is taking you can hear a countdown. He's like,
ah ah, I think he's trying to shake shaking. It's shaking,
it's ticking, it's got like it's very clearly it's bomb ship five four three.
And he's like, well, I think they're trying to trick me.
Yeah, I feel like it'd be too obvious. I'm gonna go with the
one that's that's smoking and shaking and then sucking his girlfriend like dives on it
just to save him. The whole exploded, and it's like, what the
fuck goblins? Literally you Yeah, I don't know what happened him, man.
I think he just I think he really just hit rock bottom and just
could not handle it. Yeah, and then just his brain got fucked up.
I think he just doesn't even try to be better anymore, which really
sucks because I really I feel like everyone has the potential to not be a
huge piece of shit, but I feel like he doesn't even know he has
it. Like he needs to take like one of those betterment classes, like
the real ones, to like do better as a person. Yeah. Yeah,
I remember he was trying to, Like I remember he was doing this
like big like weight loss surgery and he's got his weight loss RN and're like
yeah, hell yeah dude, and then yeah, and he lost a lot
of weight and then he just got fucking fat again. And I'm like,
I almost feel like that's harder is one level like you to be because now
you have an idea of like how far you've fallen, you know what I
mean as opposed to like, if you're just fucking seven hundred pounds for ten
straight years, probably don't even remember. I feel like he just doesn't try.
He doesn't have the he doesn't have the like when he wakes up.
There's nothing that's like, I want to do better for this. Yeah,
the word things. I really hope he finds it. I hope he like
figures out. I think it's two pass. I think he's passed point in
no return. There was no no, he does not because I don't know
if I Here's the thing, I don't know if I believe him anymore about
all the ship that he said, because I I used to actually watch him
and I know from what I assumed was true at the time. A significant
portion of his life he would talk about his trauma. He would talk about
like how he got to where he was and why he essentially kind of wanted
to eat himself to death, and all this stuff. His his mom like
abused him. I think even sexual like it was like crazy shit. He
would say, all this stuff, but something there's people out there that call
a lot of the stuff and the tails out in the question and the interesting
thing is, as things have played out, I'm like, fuck, what
if they're right? Like what if he is lying about it? Like I
don't know. I don't significantly, I don't know for just no reason,
but like, well, uh it kind of. I guess it depends on
sometimes wires are crossed just the wrong way. Yeah, but he's a shitty,
deep person. Not like that, because I feel like I feel like
your wires don't cross you to just be a piece of ship, not like
it can make it can crust them, make you like a fucked up person.
Yeah, but not just us. But you know what people were saying.
People were saying, people were saying, and this is why I didn't
like a lot of people put on a persona. And I think that's fine.
You're for entertainment purposes, you're you're the people like, okay, this
is my character. So people saw him on Twitch when he started streaming,
and then he's like a cut on Twitch. And also people were starting to
have a problem like wait, he does this mister Rogers things on YouTube,
but then on Twitch he's like a complete asshole, and people were the Bob
Sago yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And people starting a problem and me
I'm like, well, you can pull. I don't understand. I didn't
understand the problem at the time, but I feel like what people were at
is that, no, the twitch boogie is the real boogie, and that's
what people were getting at. And and now I see what they're saying.
Yeah, the way that he's behaving, I'm like, oh, I gave
him the benefit of the doubt before. Now I'm like, he's just he's
just when you look, man, I can't get past you fucking a twenty
year old and you're like almost fifty, and she is so mentally fucked,
like you know, she she has like they trauma bonded. He even said
as much. I can't get over that. That was when I was like
nailing the car for me. I'm like, you're you're fucking You're horrible.
That just gonna be He's gonna die soon. He's not gonna live that long.
She's she's gonna like she's gonna fucking unravel more than she already has.
And like just knowing that, like I've and I've told this story before.
I said that I when I was like eighteen, I broke up with the
girl to make sure she didn't ruin her because like she was kind of behind
in school for when we were dating, because she would strict Christian parents and
all that stuff. And then so we would meet up blade at night and
she would fucking be all falling asleep in class. So I broke up with
her, uh because I'm like, I don't want to ruin this. You're
better than me, but look, come here, Look I understand like at
that age, I was definitely more uh like mature in that situation. But
I would expect, like say Boogie, being almost fifty years old, to
be able to make that type of decision and be like, Yo, this
girl is way too good for me, And I know this would be amazing
for myself, but I don't want to put that on her. Literally,
when I was like sixteen, I kicked a girl into a Hadron collider.
Yeah, like yeah, try her with strength. She faded away. I
was gonna jump in because I wanted I want it off of myself. I
was like, you know what, she deserves it more, you're cool,
you're going first, And then she disappeared. Is that murder? I think
yeah it would. Yeah, you don't put it, you convince it a
going So you have to like, She's like I want to He's like,
I like, I really want to do this, but like I really think
you're a great girl, and I want to be a part of this.
So if one of you get powers, let it be you first. What
would you go in? Suicide? Hundred one hundred and fifty fifty million percent
that's assisted some sort of I guess, yeah, I don't know the terminology.
I feel like people get in trouble for that a lot. I feel
like people like because wasn't I feel like I remember there was like a cyber
bullying case where like somebody actually got charged because they were like telling somebody to
kill them. Girlfriend told the boyfriend to kill herself and he did. Was
that the one like the dude put like a hose in that the actual like
when somebody put the hose in there in their truck. Was that that case?
Was that something different? I'm not sure because I remember something about that.
There was a whole text chain of a convincing some dude like you know
and own my dumb girl who wouldn't do it. Gang was like bet,
yeah, man, I'll killed myself tomorrow. Fuck you and killed that's fire.
It happens a lot. I actually I really miss telling people to do
that, but like you can't and people get like really upset about it.
We get really upset about it now, and I'm people are so people don't
even do it like that no more. Bro, Like we were in high
school. That's what people were really about that. People were about it back
then, they like, you do it. I was like, fut,
I'll do it right now. And then like weird kid doesn't come to school
tomorrow because he jumped in front of traffic, and I'm like, I respect
gang. You go to the funeral and be like, yo, that is
he was real. He was real, man, He fucking he didn't like
living and he stopped doing it. I do. I actually do respect as
I. You know a lot of people say, oh, killing yourself is
coward ship. I'm like, nah, you know, the the default position
of of being a a live species is to survive exactly. That is that
is the thing you're wiring, bro. Like, man, that ship's brave
as fuck. Because the idea of even when I'm in my most tired oft
state where I'm like I just don't want to do it, I don't want
to be alive anymore, then some kicks in You're like, shut the funk
up. There's that he does that wire he got that. Like you know
what, bro, I don't want to be here. I'm finna do it
sometimes. You know how they do you know, like the high dives they
do, like the backflips into the pool, like they jump forward and then
you back. Sometimes I'm like, off a cliff, Bro, that's illegal,
that's not how's it? Like, what do they charge you with?
What is it? What is that? Oh? So oh, I thought
you meant the act of doing the flip? Oh that also, that's illegal.
You can't do that. You can't do the flip. We wouldn't have
We're gonna charge your estate for doing that. The idea of the fact that
you can't kill yourself because you're the government's property is crazy. When I realized
that, it made me feel really sad. I was like, damn,
bro, it's pretty it's pretty morbid. Yeah, it is pretty morbid.
So you can't kill people because they belong to someone, the entity that is
the government they live in, so we have some security numbers. It makes
me really sad. Yeah, this life sucks. We need to do Why
why don't assimligate. Look, I kind of I'm starting to understand coming around.
I understand boogie what he did. It's really good. So so so
yeah, this life sucks, look I say, and because of we all
saw what happened a few days ago with there being a presidential debate. Oh
yeah, and maybe Boogiees just has the right idea because he like he's like,
dude, So I think the American experiment is over, but it's been
over for a while. Got over. But that's kind of the thing that's
like, don't you think that's the official death? Like that that is you
know what it is. You know how the sun's light takes eight minutes to
get to us, right, so if the sun disappeared five minutes ago,
we wouldn't have we won't know until like, yeah, you know, another
two minutes later. I feel like this is we're in like the seventh minute,
you know, like this like it's it's been gone a while, like
like for many many many decades at this point, so like whatever I think
over over. I think the first really bad shot was the sixties. I
think that was the first time where like we got the shine and we're like,
oh, you know, you know when you like cut your hand,
You're like, I'm not gonna worry about it. Yeah, it's fine.
And then like a few weeks that he look at it and it looks like
fucking looks like rot from fucking us. He got the scarlet rot, and
you're like, damn, this shit's festering right the pint. We're festering,
and we can still cut it off and survive. I don't believe that,
but I feel like we don't. We just don't. We don't know we
can. I admire your optimism, No, because it's because if ever,
but if the best majority of the population right now was like, we're not
voting for these clowns, put in some real people, That's exactly what happened.
Because say, for example, if the RNC DNC people didn't do that,
then you would not hire them back. Like if like, let's say
in a way, if that hypothetical world where did their jobs really poorly?
They lost them? Yeah, they lost them. Imagine people, Why is
that not the case because of us? Like? Why has that never been
the like because these people here collectively we do nothing. We let them do
whatever they want. Dude, right now, the fucking because of Trump putting
in all those conservative Supreme Court justices. It is now the presidency now has
the power of a king. I heard, as long as you fucking say
it was done under the presidency, I'm operating under the presidence of the United
States, the commander in chief. It is a presidential operation. Therefore it
is not prosecutable, it is not illegal. So right now people are even
saying if Biden had any balls, he can literally strike right now and say
he's literally a danger to American democracy and you would not get prosecuted. It
would start a civil war, but it would still beers. They come there
with their damn hats and not be like, all right, bro give me
this puts the drop me in. Just put seat a star over man.
But you see, like were like letting it happen, though we let But
that's what I like. The issue is that you could see it. You
can even like see like going back to like this. It's like specifically the
seventies is when everything like actually like things are bad in the sixties, but
things of the seventies are genuinely like splintered into like, oh, this is
untenable. When like corporations had personhood all of a sudden, and then it
was the credit decreed, the whole everybody should have credit. And then like
you do you think do you think it's the Reagan administration? Do you think
it Nixon innovation? Acknowledge that first. I think it's just a lot of
the things that happened during those I don't think it's any of them individually necessarily.
I think Nixon was. I think Nixon was the start of that.
I think Nixon was the start of the bully corporation era, and I think
Reaganomics this facilitated it way we're definitely it was the facilitator. It was like,
oh, here you go, let's let corporations become people. It's like
you can see, you can see if you go back to the grass,
you can see it. It's like literally like when productivity uh splinters off from
wage even though they all even though they're on parody like the entire time,
Like when they splinter off, it's like, oh, we can pay people
a lot less. It's like, all right, well that's the beginning of
the end. That's the beginning of like, oh, well I have to
work more to make an equivalent amount of money, so I don't have time
to really engage in politics to the same degree that I normally would if I
was just if this was a functioning economy, right, and then that's that's
it's all there. Like literally, you can pinpoint it probably to the day
no want you when everything died, you know what, I'm sure right by
policy you can you can pinpoint all this stuff. And the thing that's sad
is there was a point and I guess I was talking about I don't remeber
who the fuck I was talking to about this, but there was a point
when we were getting kind of close to coming back together and realizing, oh,
it's a one percent, right, and then something happened and I don't
look at it. Let me give you an example of like, you know
what I think happened from uh the YouTube the internet? Yeah, well yeah,
the internet, YouTube space, but the ruined that was it was it
was is there genuine So this is the thing I'm like, say, for
example, let me Joe Rogan for example, I was listening to him back
in like twenty twelve and stuff, and he understood everything. Now where he's
at now, I'm like, okay, I'm starting to feel like, is
it is the money? Deep? Like, are people being bought and paid
for on a much deeper level than I understand, because I just feel like,
because here's here's my thing, we'll see here's my thing. I was
thinking that, oh, his brain just just rotted during COVID or something.
That's what a lot of people are saying. But there are things that he's
saying now that, like, bro, he thinks Terrence Howard is a genius.
I just how do you talk? He made a whole video, yes,
hacking him like well, verbally, look, this is what Neil Neil.
I didn't know. This is what happened so years ago. This was
years ago Terrence Howard. So people that don't know, I'm sure everybody mostly
knows. At this point. Terrence Howard the actor was in fucking Iron Man
too, Hustle and Flow Power. I think it was in the Power as
well. He started a way of thinking called Terryology, which is just that's
already a red flag that you're gonna put your name into something. So Terrriology.
The main thing about Terryology is convincing people that one times one equals two.
He wants to get people to think differently, and that's already everybody already
knows. That's why a big problem. And I started seeing some people argue
on his behalf, and I understood why they didn't understand. I actually I
actually figured it out for a lot of people why they're not understanding because of
like, wasn't it one and then multiply by another one? Doesn't that make
too like they're stupid? I'm like, no, they're not understanding their terminology
where it's like it's one multiple time one one is one, but like say
see even saying that it's too complicated for their minds. You got to tell
him something one time, so something two times. He had a three hour
podcast with Terrence Howard and he was talking about like do you like you like
how incredible he was, And then he had on Jordan had on this other
insane guy that talks about pyramids being power, you know, one of those
dudes that talks about like religion has no basis on anything. He lies about
everything. He didn't even know what the circadian rhythm was. He was saying,
like saw carden or something. It was so it was like carthen and
then like and then Joe Rogan, Joe even Joe Rogan stupid is it you?
Was like Is that the same thing as a circadian rhythms? Oh?
No, that that And I'm like, why are you still talking to him?
You just see that he doesn't know what he's talking about, and then
you're still It's really bad, It's really bad. You see the Canda Zones
was like, I'm not a round earther or a flat earther. I'm in
the middle. What does that even? What does that mean? Is it?
What does that mean? It means she's taking the fence, sitting position
on whether or not the earth. I've never heard of that before. I've
never heard of somebody being a centrist on earth. Centrist, I don't know.
Man, whatever, Just get rid of just whatever whatever. Look I'm
trying to be whatever. I'm trying to be whatever. Whatever. But then
when he's strong, he got one livable life. I'm pretty sure it's not
worth it. When you go past five minutes of thinking about it, I
get insane, Like, you know, because I like Chris right, you're
you're on that Like, I like where you're at right now, because that's
that's where I want to be. But I've spent the thing is I spent
years thinking about it. I spent years stressing out about it, and then
at a certain point you realize it's not gonna get any better form of dark
power. I gotta find something to make me a cut above the rest.
The way that I feel like I can do stuff, the way the way
that I feel about it genuinely is like, I don't believe there's anything after
this, you know what I mean, I don't believe in like a soul.
I don't believe after all, I don't believe in any of that stuff.
So all I know that I have is whatever's here and all. The
only thing that matters to me at this point is whether or not I enjoy
the time that I'm here. And so if I see anything that's gonna piss
me off for or like really like make my day worse, I'm just gonna
not acknowledge it. Let me ask you something. I'm tired. Let me
ask you something sure, since like, since I guess morality doesn't is kind
of meaningless technically, it's just more about like if you enjoy being moral or
not? I guess that would really be kind of the point of it,
since there's no like afterlife or anything like that. Say, uh, would
you enjoy grifting? Do you think No, I don't think so Damn yes,
I see see that's what I'm like. I wanted you to say yes
and power let's fucking go bro. Yeah. See that's the thing. Like,
so because there's a lot of people that, oh, I'm not gonna
do anything because they're they're scared of what's gonna happen, or they're not sure
or if he but what you said made perfect sense or like what matters is
what I enjoy, And so I'm like, oh this nigga don't enjoy grifting,
enjoy men. That's why I taking men. And but dude, so
I don't know man like I want to personally. I want to personally Like
if I I know in me there's the coin I get flipping, I could
do some funk ship. Yeah, but I genuinely don't like feeling like I
feel bad and I can't turn that feeling off. If I could turn that
feeling off, like if the feeling bad about hurting people, I would have
been so much further in life. I would be. But that's the thing,
person thing, It's like I can't turn that feeling off, and so
like I'm not going to engage in ship that I want to. I want
to keep getting mad to the point that I'm like, I can't be alive.
Look while having this feeling off and it just shuts off. Look,
it's all very sad. Light up, and I'm like, yay, I'm
a bad person now, dude, But come on, when when when when
I saw Because I didn't see the entire presidential debate, I just saw clips.
I saw the I saw how I just I'm know, no way I
was gonna subject myself to the entire thing. Especially I was really busy still
finishing setting up the apartment, preparing for Jojo to come, and I was
like, I can't do that to myself. I'll catch in a few days,
I'll catch the highlights. But here's the thing that seeing the because the
difference the contrasts, and people have been putting clips up of the contrast debates.
Like even because I went back a long time ago and watching the debates
of George Bush in two thousand, articulate he was and how people didn't see
he didn't seem like a bumbling idiot. He also was really good on foreign
policy, which you know, all turned out to be a complete fucking line.
It was just showing like how like charismatic these people actually were, and
how it actually seemed somewhat believable. It had a bit of academic uh standing
at that time, it was already it was already well off of though because
ever since, ever since, like JFK, the academic nature of debate kind
of got ruined. That moment. It was like that's someone where it was
like, oh, it doesn't about and also because Nixon was but it would
have probably done it better, but it was It would have been like that
faster though that was the first televised debate hold on the first of it would
have happened. But the best the thing they saw him and it wasn't about
because they're like looking at this greasy, fucking old motherfucker, look a villa.
He looks like a villain. He looks like a bad guy. That's
when everything happened. You were like, you definitely did that because you look
like somebody that would eat a kid and then lie about it. You know,
he doesn't have that kind of like he was just like, I'm not
a woman. It was like, yeah, you are not be surprised.
I would not be surprised. On the slides, so we actually ate kids,
like like literally the demons when you are being racist. He picked up
a kid right in the middle of that, like like a peach out of
the fucking jar with the juice. He picked up a bit out of a
vat and it was crying. There's a video. There's a video. There's
like camp grain really grainy hand uh camp quarter footage of the White House window
opening and his long arm reaching onto the street and picking a kid up.
It's really it's really grainy goldpro images from the to the street. Like the
guy from fucking Lorax, the guy that brings down the things where he can
speak grabs a baby out of a woman's arms with a snatch even like an
I say something, I don't know what the Lorax is. Have you never
seen I've never seen it. I've never read the book. I'm not even
joking that probably heard it or something like that. Because you went to middle
elementary school. I swear to you you had Cathy elementary school that was considered
heathenism. It wasn't it was, it wasn't. There was something satanic about
the Lorix. Were like you should not that shall not believe in goblins of
the sort of the sword of the of the sort that's in the Bible,
of the sort. You cannot goblins. You can't believe in goblins or goblin
as people. It was in my bible, your bible, dude. The
debate we've been talking about, like the surroundings of it, But that was
a crazy fucking I couldn't. I really couldn't believe what I was saying.
It was. I had, like my my expectations were so hilariously low going
in. The thing confused me was the fact that, like, first of
all, Trump was way nice, and I thought it was going to be
that too. I was surprise, I think because even he realized how decrepit
Biden was in that debate. He was like, oh, I can't.
I feel like he was like, I can't go as hard as I want
to because he's not even alive right now. I'm being a bully. I'm
bullying he likes bullying. But like he wasn't even But like, that's a
crazy thing. I hate Donald Trump because I think Donald Trump represents everything I
dislike about where I come from. Sure, like the idea he's the idea
of New York that I don't like. That made me why why I don't
love New York. The self centered like nature of like I'm better than you,
I'll pick I'll push down people that need to be pulled up. That's
the nature of him. I don't like right, and he is genuinely a
bully. That's what he is, that's his nature. He was probably a
rich kid that was rich and most kids in the school and he was a
cunt for it. But seeing him then was just like, because I remember
the whole fiasco about the whole Obama not having any fucking being American, right,
the percificates Obama, Obama the country. I remember that whole thing.
Right. He was his biggest because people don't know he ran as a left
wing person. First. People don't talk about that because that for some reason,
God warped out of people's brains. I mean know what you mean?
Uh Trump? Yeah? Trump? Uh No, he ownered the Democrat.
No, he was he he just was a lifelong Democrat. Oh no,
he was a Democratic. Night he was a lifelong Democrat. Like even when
like people asked him about RN for president before. He was always kind of
left leaning because he had no reason not to be. It's from New York.
He was around people that were more not like, you know, like
the people that he associated with and stuff. It was kind of like,
yeah, you know, but Borsch, I don't care about that ship.
He wasn't actually religious, He didn't give a fuck about nothing. And then
he started running. That's when he was like, oh, I'm Republican,
guys, because he knew he knew that he can just easily slip in there.
And the funny thing is, and he's admitted just as much is he
wasn't expecting to win at all. Yeah, he wasn't, excepting he was
so surprised when he's like, I can't fucking believe people are way dumber than
I even ever could have imagined that he became president of the fact that that's
on the marks and Donald Trump was forty five. That's crazy. He will
never be able to change out of all to that until I take control.
But like he was, it's hyperbo hyperbolic because this place would have been destroyed
anyway. Yeah, either way. But it is like, it is funny
to imagine that Hillary Clinton, feeling entitled to the presidency, destroyed the world.
This is very hyperbolic, but yes, like it's it would have happened
with her it a realistically, but like, I wonder what would have the
time life she would have won? What was the time if she would have
won? The timeline was she would have won where Trump has a heart attack
or something. Yeah, but like what that time that would have been?
Like her winning in a divergence from there? Oh, like how things would
have went. Yeah, we'll see that here in retrospect. I think things
would have been much more. God, things would have been so much better
because it would have been just angry business as usual. And my point and
one of the reasons why I was so annoyed with how things turned out with
Trump, because I thought, the worst that can happen, he's gonna be
bus as usual too, because like he's a he's gonna look out for he's
gonna he's gonna look out for his people, right, which are rich people.
And it was times by infinity. I didn't know that, Oh,
pull us out of a Paris of cords. I'm gonna do this, I'm
gonna do that. Dude made fucking billions of dollars in four years like himself,
and I'm just like, Oh, I didn't know it was gonna be
that. I thought he would be I thought he'd make like, oh,
he's gonna make a few hundred million a year, maybe get up to a
billion. No, you mean billions? Yeah, say what it would have
been, because like I feel like Hillary was like a lot more hawkish,
which was like my concern around that time. I was just like, we're
gonna get into a fucking war because of this fucking bitch. Like I swear
to you, I just thought, like I don't know, I didn't know,
Like I just thought, oh, we're going to content. My thing
was, can we please stop the shit? And I just thought she's just
gonna forever shit, you know, like just continue. I didn't know about
getting into more because at this point, I was like, what the fuck
else are we gonna do? Because at a certain at a certain point,
because I was really paying attention to this shit, like like about fourteen years
ago, and I kind of predicted what where we're gonna be, and some
of the things I was wrong, But it was kind of like because of
what resources was happening, what places were unstable, where was the unrest going,
And you can kind of see the riding on the wall with people that
were on the ground, and so I was kind of like, Okay,
I don't know what's going to be started yet. There are some places that
wouldn't dare start anything because we'll just crush them and take the resources. So
they're gonna try to like buddy up, but trying whatever. Long story short,
I was just like, fuck, this stuff needs to stop so then
we can bring all that money and invest in infrastructure. And so of course
this is this is what I wanted this. But I was thinking, oh,
Trump, the wars, he'll just be he'll just not gonna do it.
And he didn't. He continued everything right, everything, and then you're
weird. He comes fucking Biden stops Afghanistan war, and now of course they'll
try to shit on him. But I'm like, this is what we wanted
for fucking forever. Yeah, literally since like five, we were like,
let's not be there and get that's the problem with like just kind of like
politics now is like and probably for a while in America has been very sports.
You know, it's just like the team. I love the Ravens no
matter what. And even when like even when like an individual candidate one they're
like we won, it's like you didn't do she won on the field,
idiot. We don't understand this, Like I, oh, it's me we
won, nobody wins. They win. It pass me off every time I
hear it. I think the the vibees got more radical because of Trump,
because of the nature of the fanatic nature of him being a star as well
because I think I think him being a star as well as what really led
to the whole trumpetereer like nature of people. How like it's so xelatrous,
like it's it's because it's it's out of it's really like that is the only
problem. That's my mast religious problem. It's the religious now outside of religion,
you know what I mean, like like an established religion. What I
mean this is like religion and sports had a fucking disgusting baby and now it's
like it's it's it really is a religious sports that is terrified the idea like
what you just said, it's like, oh binding outside of the Afghanisan or
whatever. Yeah, as oh that's and Trump people don't like that. Of
course, Trump like literally ran on that. It's literally it has them to
do with what people do. It all has to do with like what what
jersey they're wearing. That's literally all that matters, and it's like this is
not really how it's fundamentally supposed to be. Confuses me because like I think,
obviously the Trumpers are the loudest, just the loudest, Right, there's
a lot of like radical because like if you if you go like TikTok is
the name more place where you have the most conversation with things like that,
Right, there's a ton of conservative people that are like, yo, fuck
this nigga, dude, he's a psycho because he's inherently like disrespecting the nature
of like the Constitution. The whole cool thing is a huge middle finger to
America as like a country. And then there's a lot of people, well
then there's there are a lot of people that are backing him, particularly in
power, which is Yeah. The thing too is like I don't know,
man, I don't know how you can. The thing is like, I
don't know how you can watch that debate and be excited to vote for anybody,
you know what I mean, I don't know how you can watch that
and be like there's the biggest problem. Yeah, I'm so thrilled because Joe
Biden with these choices, you know, So Donald Trump's a baffled. You
know what baffled me? Man? Biden raised almost forty million dollars after the
debate. You're telling me from they're telling me, you know what war when
you dig into that shadow thing, he pulled that money out of there.
I was like, I was like, so some people were being interviewed because
there are a lot of people that are just like they are. They cut
through the bullshit and they're like, oh, I understand that the things that
the things that Trump's saying, they're like, oh, you're gonna try to
Uh. He's trying to fuck with immigration for people, so they can't even
immigrate in the way that we've always done traditionally and the way that how you
can marry and have somebody become a citizen. He's trying to fuck with that,
even though he did that with Milania for example. And so it's like
one of these things where it's like there are it's like thing too where he
was like trying to like be like, even though I can't technically do any
of this, I'm gonna make it like when I win to no one else
can do it. Have we ever talked about avec on here a little bit
I'd made fun of him being a cuck on fucking fagrant and you're talking about
the cowardly Yeah. Yeah, so instead of standing up for himself. Heed,
you guys are you guys are so like we we dude, we are
in We're in an unbelievable point in time where like it's literally everything that we've
been mentioning right now sounds like the fake is fucking bullshit. Ever, I
was if you told me when I was eighteen years old, when I was
like really fucking pro Obama and I thought he was gonna be a hero,
if you told me that Joe Biden was gonna go on stage and finish four
sentence He finished completely, maybe no more than six sentences that all night.
Yeah, and you know what, he didn't stop the on maybe six maybe
six sentences when he was like and by the way, and he just like
for he didn't finish. He didn't see it. Oh my god. So
it is one of the funniest I want. I just want it is fun
Like you're a loser. Yeah, you're a loser. Jack, I don't
know. He was here. They were arguing about golf, and I saw
that something you carry the something, and I was like what the fuck are
you talking about him? To fucking high Heaven and hope he I mean,
what's weird? Look, I wonder if they there was a miscalculation because he
did so he did a he did a rally h I think the day after,
the morning after or something, and he was definitely hopped up. He
was even like with it, like with emphasis saying shit, and everybody that
paid attention to that that saw it after, like, where the fuck was
this last night? They didn't get a press didn't he didn't? You know,
he didn't. It didn't kick in. That's look they might have because
sometimes like I'll take it like a pre workout or whatever you need. Sometimes
you need like it can be anywhere from ten minutes to forty minutes for it
to truly kick in. And I feel like they maybe it was a miscalculation
because that was the word. Like I'm seeing people. There's a guy named
Medi Hassan who's probably my favorite like journalists of all times. Guys. I
think he got fired from MSNBC. Well he said he quit, but they
put him out when he was doing the you know, talking about Palestinians and
the stuff, and they're like anyway, so this guy never in his entire
careers. He said like, oh that Joe's gotta go now. After that
he was like fuck. He was like, he was like, fuck,
dude. They they like there's no any because of how we work the bread
and circuses thing we watch. We're visual people. You gotta go, bro,
there is I have at this point? What is your prediction? Here's
the thing they're trying to get across the finish line here. I mean,
he was gonna win. Here's the thing. Oh, if if I was
a neutral party, I'd vote for Trump. If you're a neutral party.
If I was party, if I was, if I wasn't a leftist like
that was like kids are very left left human being, I would be like,
I can't. I think Trump is a moron. I think him everything
like the city was saying was just dumb. It was like, clearly from
a guy that does not understand the role he has to take. But are
you talking about like based on the best age too. We had the cleanest
water, we had the ball the water, it was all ours. People
like and I said, we people are taking American jobs, and I was
like, immigrants are taking aftercot black jobs. They're both taking black jobs,
and it's like and I was like, what are due? There's okay,
I gotta say the memes on TikTok and like on Instagram are pretty funny,
but dude, it's funny Mexicans stealing black jobs. It was there was actually
there's some liter It was like Inston doing meme because you're both and I was
just like, I'm I gonna there's like, am I gonna steal my job?
I? Am I gonna do that? The question is everybody the the
the most logical question moving forward, when you're saying they're going to steal black
jobs, everyone was like jobs properly, Like they just started lashing out racism,
and everybody's clapping hard, just clapping. You know, they're gonna take
over the pimps, the the guys that stand on the corner that the corner
boys. Who's gonna defend the waffle house gonna. I really think it should
be an episode where Lily takes this from me, where like he's like,
oh, yeah, I work here now, yeah the Kings's job. I
thought the bike got the black job. Now. That would have been a
good would for today, for sure. We didn't think about it. We
didn't think about it, but no, there was there were a lot of
there are a lot of clips from that debate that I was just like,
Yeah, but if I didn't know anything, if I didn't know anything and
I walked into that debate, I would have been like, that's Trump,
clearly, yeah, because even though he's like obviously like wrong on a lot
of these things, and he just like there were there were times where he's
like what the debate, the moderators were like, what are you going to
do about the skyrocketing course, the skyrocketing price of childcare in the United States?
And he goes, first of all, this guy is the worst,
Like I'm not even joking, like it literally it literally just straight up.
So he didn't answer a lot of questions, but he at least looks like
alive. It's just kind of like the lowest bar possible and Joe Biden just
couldn't do it. Look, I didn't even understand what he was saying half
the time. Yea barely finished sentences, But did you see Look, you
know the thing that upsets me the most like people that are that back him
no matter what, they are trying to back them no matter what. With
the exception of last night. There was a lot of not last night,
but for the debate, there was people that were being honest, They're like,
ooh, that look bad. Even Obama came out. Even th Obama
was like, you know, can't win them all, Like, you know,
he basically admitted that he definitely got slaughtered in the most political way possibly
on Twitter. You can't not notice. Yeah, And and the thing is,
and so if someone bats, if someone bats for ten, here's you
bat for zero. They beat you. Here's the problem, here's the problem.
What's gonna happen. This is why because at first, first of all,
if if the Israel palastin didn't thing happened, Trump does not win.
I believe that because wholeheartly, there are so many people that are not backing
Joe out of principle just for that, which is just that that is already
a disaster for the for the Democrats. And then because of what they saw
now in the debate, what there's gonna be is just less people not voting.
It's not they're not people that are just gonna go shoot over to Biden.
They're just but I can't because people that are gonna vote for Trump are
already gonna vote for they're locked in. Yeah, they're fucking locked in.
These people are fucking zut. THEI the gear though with that is the election
uh integrity kind of thing, because like there's a lot of Trump people who
believe that the election is rigged inherently and they believe that it was stolen anyway.
So I do wonder if there's like a large contingent of Trump voters who
just don't want to vote because like they don't see the point. I don't
think so. I think they would. No, there was. I think
it's too small of amount because that means that they're actually not completely stupid,
and most of them are not that. Like it's like that weird. It's
like a weird instant instance. It's going back over where it's like, yeah,
you're so stupid that you do a smart thing. Yeah, but because
that's what that's how it is. Though, there's the people that are push
bikini bottom like that type of sh and it works. Yeah, you're right.
If it's not there, he won't come back. The small amount of
people that are disillusioned with Trump is so fucking upsetting when you when the amount
of stuff that he's done and just said, I think I think there's I
think there's a lot more people that are disillusioned with him on the right than
we think. The problem is that it's the home team thing. A lot
of right people don't like him, like a lot of like every conservative person
with sense is like, this guy's fucking out of pocket. But here's the
thing that's weird about that, because I feel like, if he okay,
because you know, it's all about the system at the end of the day,
if he doesn't completely cater the system, you know, he could be
had as you know, his head blown off or some you know, who
knows. But what I'm saying is the reason why I feel like a lot
of people are backing them because he's gonna line their pockets. If not,
because there are some things that like real Republicans were seeing that even Biden was
trying to fucking do, Like say, when it comes to immigration, when
there was that whole bill that was gonna give like twenty billion dollars to like
that was gonna go towards emigrant way too much, but it's fucking ridiculous.
And then Trump's like, don't help out Biden, kill the bill, and
so all the Republicans that actually cared about this shit because you know they're brainwashing
and thinking that it's a disaster, were like fuck, like they they they
had that realization, they became disillusion but then other people pushed them back in
line. But where they're like they understand it, like this guy sucks ass,
but we can't we you will be punished if you let Biden have fucking
w's like, and it's it's getting to a point where really weird. It's
a really weird state where it's Yeah, I feel like all of this.
I'm like all of this, every single aspect of this problem because I think
every major problem in the world one is based on education. I think all
of it is education. I think every single problem that exists on this planet
is education. Please silver back guerrillas on the next debate stage. Can we
just like that? It would be funny for a little bit. It'd be
really funny for a few minutes. I think it would be fun I think
it would be I would vote for the funniest thing I've ever seen in my
life. I think it would be really funny for a few minutes. Like
I think, I think I think I could laugh at it. The whole
time, Like, how about you can't laugh at that the whole time?
Chris could too, he wouldn't admit he did, but you can't laugh I
would like, no, I would, you would not admit it. I
laughed a little bit, but then like you know people a silver back guerrilla
unleashed like two three that are angry and hungry, and after debate, yes,
yeah, yeah, I know that. That's I don't care. Let
me look, I don't consider these people people. I'm just gonna be I
think have to admit this. I feel like a lot of people can take
that way. They don't. They won't say it, but if you run
for president generally like uh, you're already like on my ship list. On
some level, I think it's real people. These people Biden with is like
Biden's almost I don't even think you can. Could you unethically kill by if
if he's not even no a lot like he's no, he's no property.
You can they kill war criminals? No, I don't think so. Well,
he's just dead already, Like I don't. I don't know what I
mean even I don't know what there is to get rid of. That is
very true. If you zoom in on that on the on the footage of
him and you see like the little strings. I think he's a broger for
sure. I think he's like if you like, if you like, if
you catch the definition spell, it'll be like, I'm dead. You know
what I don't get, you know, don't get like say okay. It's
like when you have a fight and you're not feeling well and it's probably in
your best interest, even though a lot of people will be disappointed, in
your best interest to pull out. Why the fuck couldn't Joe be like when
when when he showed up and he was like They're like, oh no,
no, no, no, no, we gotta postpone, no fucking chance
do this and have somebody else coming. Jack, I'm fucking fine, literally
ships himself falls, There's a banana appears I don't know where, and he
slips on it. This man's paying which are full of pool. Look at
him, look at him like he's fucking walks in the stage pantiless. He
literally has no pants. He got the smeet on, walked creases points,
bro got the smeet on him. But people might go fro him if he
was packing. My VP is forked in all the right ways does he's likeind
of guy named Buster. I was five. He fell down my asshole.
I said, wow, I said, away from me. It's on silver
wings where it's a bunch of branches, silver branch into the one fat and
it's like, damn dude, like yeah, damn jack. I didn't see
the one thing, the one the one thing that my opponent doesn't. He
doesn't understand blast. And then he just just mister Biden, mister Biden,
please, and he's just look at this guy. He's jerking off on stage.
Know what he's about. He's like he's about to. He's about you
see that, he's dripping, He's like he's pre coming. But then he's
like, my my appointment opponent doesn't like and he had to get one off
a clip of him saying we finally beat Medicare. Oh yeah, he just
kept suckings. That's not what I meant. That's fun. And then Trump
was like he did me Medica. He beat it to death with a big
stick. I was like, you walked into that one for no reason,
because no reason I beat Medicare was crazy. Fighting is useless without a teleprompter.
He was completely in anything that just have him die and then let like,
but I hate Kamala Harris. Here's the situe, here's the problem.
You have the Beat Awards, non the BET Awards. And she was like,
they're not like us. She was doing that. She said that,
and I swear on my life that doesn't matter. That my life doesn't matter
much, but I swear that happened. Stop. I don't want to hear.
Stop has fallen so far from me, it's crazy. They stopped talking
about harrism. She's so annoying. Why are you You know it's crazy.
You know it's crazy. Makes me really sad. BT used to be literally
a like a proper pinnacle for the black community kind of. It was once
upon a in like the ninety nineties, early early early two thousands, because
that's what I'm saying. But by the time I found it and started watching
it was like it was it was like it was like a pillar. It
was a place where new music would be shown, as a place where black
culture would be exploited, explored and talked about. When it was probably owned
by a black person, then that's the thing. It's probably owned by a
black person that wasn't ignorant. Then I actually don't. You could google that
and I feel like I wouldn't be surprised if you were really disappointed by that
object. Yeah. So here's the thing. One thing I know for sure
and started to cut you off, is by this is way in the future
that I ever apologize him again. No way. Well, I'm a person,
I mean something. I mean so so by twenty ten for sure.
Uh So, maybe back in the day, like say early May, maybe
there was a black executive CEO. Who knows, but I know my friends
met the CEO's daughter or daughters, I can't remember. They basically they they
they were at at somewhere in Malibu and they and they fucked her, fucked
his daughters, and so I thought that was pretty cool that he's like,
hey, we we went over, we went over the fucking ceo BT's house.
We fucked his daughter. In ninety ninety nine, it was owned by
Robert Lewis Johnson. Okay, that sounds sounds pretty bod that sounds a black
man. It's quite two thousand and one. And then when did it become
a black company. It was sold in two thousand and five, it sounds
right. And then yeah, that's when we had freaknitionon on there. That's
that's back when it was like take us underground of freaks. That Friday's back
when when what you call one the park was actually good. It was still
good. It was a fun thing to watch with a j and free.
And then it turned into uh, I already saw the I Know Nigga shows
and and and accentrating niggas niggasm and a bunch of like really terrible. And
then the first time I saw M g K on there, I was like,
it's over. When I saw a white person that I wasn't eminem,
I got really upset. And the funny thing is I saw I couldn't that
wasn't eminem. I saw. When I saw uh, it was an insane
clomposse song called we Don't Die or something X matters, we Don't Die,
serial Killers. I d a juggle lad bro, I hate, I've never
can I sincerely, We don't Die, We Get Pussy was wild. I
actually it was a wild though crazy. I actually don't think I've ever heard
in insane clampost You ever do it? Yeah, that's my god. What
you're saying doesn't sound like a song to me. It sounds like it sounds
like it sounds like you're joking. Why are you lying? Why are you
lying? Well, okay, you might have heard one song. It was
the Demies the eminem disc. You might have heard that, right, I
said, yeah, I didn't hear that one. Look at that was like
I like slim Anus because it was exactly the type of milush it's it's it's
the it's the same humor right now. It's literally just hi, my name
is you know, it's that song, slim Aenus. And so they would
take regular lines of the song and then they would replace obviously not him,
but they would trying to make it kind of have the same cadence, so
like it's funny. It's actually kind of funny. I don't. I just
they never seemed like a music group to me. It just seemed like the
clowns. I found them first of all from backyard wrestling, because they were
they were into that ship w W yeah they were, they were, and
it was fucking fire because I remember there's more. Would you vote for the
insane clown poss over? These guys are clowns, Eat them, eat them
my life. I had a chance, Honestly, I think I would probably
I would never put a juggalo inside of You're out of here. You guys
don't have you guys have never studied close enough to the problem. That's the
thing. I think you understand what No, No, I think I understand
your replaceing guys. Just make me president. Man, this make me president.
And I don't swear I'll change. They're gonna kill me within a few
hours before before they get a chance to. I'll do something good, my
guys. So here's the button. Look, I obviously the insane clown posse
don't crave power because they're clowns. There there's a there's a limitation, there
is a ceiling for being a clown. You've nerved yourself. So I trust
them to not be these insidious, power hungry pieces of ship. All they're
probably gonna do is like paint the fucking White House with clown makeup on it,
and then they're going to replace water with a fago, Like there's gonna
be like blue fago. Look is just but what is fag? I don't
know, Chris. It's basically it's basically pop okay, because they don't call
it. They don't call it soda. They call it pop. All right,
So you go to the Midwest and then you get you you get some
pop. Because there was a lot of them up by where we were,
not exactly where we lived. We lived doing like there was too much money
for them to be where we live, but like like just out of where
we like, just a little further off where we lived. They were priced
out. They were like, we live here, where were they? Well?
They were TV usually like spack and kill. I never went like Lagrange,
like the Grange with that, like the Grain is right right right next
the waere you live technically, but we had like a separation. We had
Oh my god, when I think about that girl, every time my heart
gets sad. Yeah, dude, she would say the N word too much,
and I'm like saying it that much, like too much. In the
implication is that there is a certain like there's a certain moments just like this
is relatively fine, you do it to to today, and then she needs
to do a full rest and charge. You gotta rest. It's a superla.
You gotta reach out, you gotta you gotta roll, you can you
can't do it short rest. You gotta get a full night rest, get
your six hours and then You're like, it's dude, I just I really
I don't know, man, I really hope. I hope that this four
years gets so bad with the presidency so much bullshit that we have to like
it's like, I agree, and we can't have this. These people cannot
touch that. That's what was supposed to happen the last time. But the
problem is this, right, Donald Trumps as a as an entity, has
opened the floodgates for any sort of fucking him him, him her. They
it's gonna be a psychopath. It's gonna be a while. Nobody. Have
you seen anybody who's even remotely close to mimicking the type of because he he's
so good at, you know, failing forward and just saying whatever the Trump's
I'm not talking about the ability to kick do what he does. I'm saying
the kind of people that will run. But that is that they won't capture
the because like say, for example, Rondes Santis, right, I tried.
He really for a minute, people were really about him during COVID that
they thought he was the man. They thought he was the man during COVID,
during the Lost Florida guy, right, Yeah, they thought he was
the man. And then uh, they quickly realized he's insane and he has
uh he's a sociopath and can't even smile. And he's wearing these weird like
long white boots and why he was wearing like Kanye boots but they're like kill
every game. Like Trump was like, yeah, I don't know what's going
on with his shoes. It's weird. It's so weird. It's like a
heel. There's a platform in him and he goes, it goes like this
and he walks, he goes, he did that. From that, it
was over. He destroyed him. He's fucking over. He's really good at
just like bullying people. Yeah, and the thing that he understands is that
he can lie and it's just like whatever, it's nothing. And in the
weird though, like say, somebody brought this up to the president, fais
this is a good point though, like check this out. So people are
like, Okay, Alex Jones got convicted for what did he do? He
lied? He was lying about Sandy Hook. That is what he got convicted
about. What he essentially what he did was just lie. If Alex Jones
can get convicted and get his assets fucking seized, essentially because you won't pay
the money, They're like gonna take all of his assets from info Wars.
He's actually getting his studio shut down pretty soon, so maybe shut down.
By the time this goes out, his pseudo might be shut down. They'll
just be in his living room or something with a webcam or some shit.
But what I'm saying is if he can get like, why the fuck are
we not applying that, why is it that you can make Because I saw
I saw a debate and I had to do with like it was some congression.
It was like a congressional debate. Lauren Bober was a part of it.
And the guy whoever the moderator moderator was, was fucking crushing the people
on stage, bringing up all of their bullshit, and like even one of
the guys were he was like, oh you said this, you did this,
you said that, fucking Uh Marjorie Taylor Green as a whore, Like
you said all this stuff. Oh sorry, Lauren Bourbert's a whore. And
then like now and then he asked him a question and then the guy was
just like, uh, thanks for that, Like they were this dude,
whoever this monitor was, was fucking annihilating, like annihilating the people in state,
not going to get those kind of people. And it's like, look
of people to be there for the regular debates. Why would they have them
there? But see, but it's like it gets to the point where why
the I just want so this is why I want the system to collapse.
I want people to be like, all right, never again. I want
people to get to that point where But the only problem is now that the
Supreme Court justice basically said the presidency are their king shit, right, the
antithesis of the United States seventeen seventy six. If Trump wins, you bet
your fucking ass that he's going to He's he's gonna be He has no reason
not to, Like, he has no reason not to just do whatever he
wants because and how he has the go ahead. The thing is this,
right, we we so we we as Americans have forgotten a lot of the
situations that we have. Right, yeah you're gay, Yeah, well so,
but we have a lot of there's a lot of people in this country.
There's a lot of people in this country. Like literally had his argument
just like he's like they can get the governments, Like, first of all,
the government can't the army, like they get the military to hurt people.
It's like the military can't openly go to arms against the people in the
country. That's like not against them. There will be private companies that will
be doing it, but there's a lot of us and there's really not a
lot of them. If we get hungry enough, you gotta go out there
and do some wild ship. It'll take a bit for us to do it.
That's not gonna happen. But I think I think if it comes to
enough, and I think that that kind of dispelled for me the second,
like we chose the worst possible reason to storm the capitol. Yeah, I
think, I think, But I think they're they're the ones we need.
We need them, but we can manipulate do we gotta do? It's like
the video of that guy like bothering the cat and and pointing that the dog
and the dog and went and attack the dogs. Those people, we got
to shake them up. We're not vindictive enough to do that. Those people
are not. It's like, so you then start prove it to me,
start your cult. Here's the thing. I'm really charismatic. I'm scared.
I don't want to be looking over my fucking cults of people doing bad shit
and being like, damn, I used to be a decent fella. Start
the first Church of Swing, all right, and then then we'll talk terrible.
Then we'll talk that's terrible. Reality. You don't get corrupted. If
I do something like that, you think I'll be fucking I'll perish. No,
it depends because, like I personally, if if I had, like
say, for some reason, I had to do it, it's like hypothetical,
I have to start a cult for whatever fucking reason, I'm being blackmailed
or something, I can do it and not enjoy it if you know what
I mean, or where it's like one, because I don't I don't gay
job. Yeah, if it's like a day job for some reason, I
have to do it in this weird stupid as scenario, like I can convince
enough people to follow me. I don't know if I could do it and
I enjoy it, Like I think I'm a pretty decent person, but I
think I would get so mad that I would call for some dumb shit.
It would happen, and I'd be like, wow, that's not like I'm
playing this game on MOD version. Yeah, I told these guys to run
at the wall like World Wars and eat every person in the facilityat and they
did it. That's why we can if you can train somebody to because like,
man, just storm storm the debate, storm the debate stage and just
eat them, eat the candidates. That is so funny that you say that,
because I was literally I was literally I said that when I'm talking to
myself here because I'm alone and I'm crazy, but I'm just like, we
should just eat these people. It was like what would they do? What
would what really would they do? It was just like I declare that we
should go ahead and eat these people, and then just everybody storms the stage
and each is the idea of somebody a debate raising their hand and like yeah,
you we're gonna eat you now, and they're like we've decided we're going
to eat you, and they're like, this is the way that you can
serve our country best, quite frankly, is to be and then is to
act as sustenance for a couple of people. And what happened is like one
guy to see the services, like guy grabs him and starts drinking his intail.
It's like, oh no, you have an idea. I don't sweet
it. I think I said, like, why why can't we just gang
up and eat these people? You should have man, because I agree that's
where I'm at. Eat them. What we do is we radicalize, We
radicalize more every you who drinker but crazy, you know, I saw human.
But we aim them, but we tranquilize them and open the cage and
lead them into the debate office. Yeah, because we open If we open
them in regular area, that's going to be a lot of carnage for people
that regular people are not ready for that because the don't go after the kids
first. They're smart the predators, so you're not as fast and after.
I think I know how we can get this done. Though. I saw
I saw TikTok the other day of showing you the amount of procedures and blood
work and X rays and stuff that somebody got done in Turkey and a very
fancy, prestigious hospital. What what what probably would have cost well over one
hundred thousand dollars in America, it was eight hundred dollars in Turkey. Now
here's the thing. If you show them that, I think, if you
show every American that TikTok, I think we can turn them into what you
were proposing. I think them into monsters, yes, And I think they'll
be willing to just because I think at that point they'll be like because it
was the best way to articulate how badly we're getting fucked over, and like
visually because people are visual. Man, Yeah, you gotta see it like
that. You got the thing for me. It's crazy. Have you heard
that there's like actually been a like severe work on the the cure for diabetes,
like actually properly, like in China, there's proper treatment for it.
Yeah, there's even cancer vaccines and it's and it's it's free to them.
It's no money. Well, I was China his own lit me a problem.
The reason why they probably made that in the further because he probably went
through like a lot of people to make it in the first mate. Yeah,
they were like probably like, h here's another little girl HERECD theuilding the
factory, not the fact that how they're building the hospitals during COVID in like
three days, how are they doing that? Go to the hospital bones and
scream at because there's people's souls trapped in its. Sorry, the push them
back in. Sorry, the spirits in the wall are yelling again, my
apologies. Yeah, put these headphones in in sleep. It's a good hospital.
Yeah, I get together and lift the hospital bed and flip it over
you. Like, the ultimate takeaway from this should be like, I really
don't you regardless of where you are politically, you can't be happy with this.
Like if if if you are happy about like you if you're like if
you're looking at Biden and you're like, I'm stoked, or if you're looking
at Trump and being like, yeah, you know what, yeah excited that
you're you gotta you really gotta get help, because no one, no thinking
persons, should be happy about these choices you can. You know, ultimately
there are choices that you're going to make for other reasons, right where it's
like, oh, well, I'm gonna vote for Biden even though he sucks
because of like a potential Supreme Court by the way, fuck with Bedergensburg.
Actually, what a dumb bitch actually, but yeah, but hey, there's
also more problems too that you know at any point, even now, even
literally right now, caught afy fucking Roe v. Wade into law making the
law of the land family. Yeah, well you know what I'm saying,
yeah, there's still other things I agree with you, but also can't.
He can't do that, so he shouldn't promise it. But he promises it
even though he knows he knows he can't, So it's a lie anyway,
Like it all wraps around into being just Trump can look. Trump made the
moves to make things happen. Biden ain't doing shit as far as like Biden's
an excellent it's weird. He's done some good things, and I feel like,
what for because it seems like he's not doing and it's not enough.
So it's appiece of the people that he promised he'd do it, Well he's
not. He's like because he's so No, he's not doing enough to appease
me. That's the thing that's whewed. The people. The people not like
the people as the mass people he said he would do shit for. I
don't even know for them. Uh it, we don't need to get into
it. Yeah, but it's it's just all I can tell people. Hey,
whoever you're excited for voting for whoever wins, take a snapshot of your
finances, take a snapshot of how much taxes are and everything, and see
how they are after the presidency ends, and see if they truly fucking did
what you wanted them to do, because the people are always oh, they're
gonna change thing, They're gonna lower tank and do other stuff. I like,
has your pocket books books ever felt fuller at any point in the past?
How many years of you being an adult? And then they just say,
oh, were lowered? I'm like were they? Do you? Well?
Like, how do these people hell get my favorite talking point, my
favorite talking point, market was exploding under Trump. It's like, do you
know what the jobs were? And then now the jobs are Dude, there
there's so many people that are like working like adult people that need full time
hours and they're like, no, we'll hired kids. Well. The thing
that bugs me is that people people talk about like, oh, the economy,
this is the economy. That's like nobody knows how the economy works.
Even economists have like a famous it's a famous like inside joke for economists where
it's like even economists don't know what the fuck the economy is or how it
works or how it functions. So like, what the why are we basic
anything on this thing that we don't understand that no one understands. It's crazy,
like the stock market SUPs that doesn't say anything about the individual. It's
like, it's crazy crazy. Every person saying the person isn't a stock works.
The average person doesn't do anything with stock. I don't know. It's
not fact that so much of it is fucking private in the first place,
that we can't involve ourselves, the ones that often that we involve the most
of our money in our private and we can't even touch that that wavelength of
stock. It's just we need to reset. We need heart attacks to really
happen. Like if there is, if there is a god, he will
be kind enough to kill both of these people. And if not, all
right, yeah, then I guess I was right. We need we need
a force. Unfortunately, but I think right now, as it stands today,
I think Trump's gonna win because I don't because here's what I think.
I don't think. I really just don't think. I don't think Biden.
Optics are really important, and Biden just doesn't have the optics. He just
looks like a corpse. Nobody, nobody earnestly believes that he's going to survive
through this term, which means Kamala Harris is ultimately up and he she nobody.
She's less popular than he, nobody wants, so wildly unlikable. It's
crazy. It's yeah, she she can't even compete with a corpse. She's
she's a black woman that has like none of the support of the black And
it's funny, which is crazy why because she wasn't black before. She didn't
even embrace that part of her before. She was like, I'm Indian,
you know what I'm saying. Like that's one of those things where she was
the corrections office, she was all sorts. She should put a lot of
our people away for reason, the reasons that she partook in also, and
it is that ship. When I found out about that, it made my
heart. Yeah, this bitch was first question man trying to find that bitch.
But yeah, I think, you know, but whatever kind of fine.
No, I think AOC is the only one that like, I still
like when I saw her melons, I was like, I didn't think she
had tits that were that big. Dog. I mean, I was like,
oh wow, good for you and her her vig her bigger, made
her tits bigger. Like I was like, you know, it's like whoa
bars, I wasn't even trying to do that. Her bigger made her tits
biggs bigger than it did attract me because I am because I was like,
I was seeing her like angry and she was wearing like a tight shirt,
and I was like, she's reasonably attractive. I think I think it's still
tulty for me as far as like just like attractiveness. It sucks for sure,
but like that doesn't matter. I kind of want to hit her at
this point. You still, I mean, no, I hear what you
know. She's way more like she's way more attracted than Kamala, So you're
right about that. I just wish Tulca Gabbert didn't make me sad that she
failed me. I can't believe. I just the fact that she just like
she just pretended. She pretended. She fucking swindled me and many other I
don't care. She almost she almost, thank god, she almost got us.
Well, I mean definitely right now, she was definitely mommy for a
while, for sure. I would still I still watched the squirre off between
her and freaking I sent her off watch that I would watch. I watched
that ship and Lily would be screaming at me, hitting me, and I
would I would use to change the shadow. I would take all the battle
damage and I'd be like, that was a good watch while there's puncture holes
and I send inappropriate messages to called Telsea Gabbard. Every day I feel my
arm set off. I was like, and you know, she says scene's
scene. You know, I start adding scene and there was one, there
was one hard eyes. Yeah, I'm gonna start adding. Let's start like
all of them, We're gonna start. IM gonna start DM. I did
I added her one time? Remember added her one type sate's a wild ship
and that You were like, dude, why did you add? I did
added on some while I was like still shut out on a gabber and you
were like, bro, why would you at her dog? You put it
on Twitter. You were like, dude, you're wild and don't at her.
And I was like that it is crazy again. All right, let's
whatever, let's kind of the question. I'm at AOC at least twice a
day, I started being start the comedy section. You want to talk about
the fact that that guy walked up on those people like kissing a kick.
They were just kissing on the bridge. It's so long, story short,
so you already know some functions about happened. What these people, these I
r L streamers, they're in Vegas fucking with people, so they're sucking.
There's a couple that's just being you know, doing pd A, like kissing
up and ship like that, and this dude just comes up and starts saying
all this fucked up stuff to them, and then they're like, get the
funk away because the cameras like in their face. And then when they start
shoving the dude away, dude gets all mad and then gets out pepper spray
sprays them, and then after that pulls out a fucking glock and he's the
one that instigated everything, saying that I will blow you away to these people.
Another guy gets in the frame and he's trying to calm things down,
and then and he starts talking ship to that guy and says he's gonna blow
him away, and he was like, you're gonna blow me away, and
then he goes, I got something for you. He walks away. About
three minutes later, cops show up. They're down the escalator cops and then
fucking all of a sudden, these dude, change completely. Oh I didn't
do anything, bro do anything. Oh, don't hurt me. I thought
you're gonna say. He walked off screen for three minutes, came back with
a fucking RPG or so. I was hoping when he said I got When
he said I got something for you, I was like, oh shit,
he's gonna kill them. But then he just got He was like, hey,
come back with a mech power armor is the thing that uh that what
is it? What is alien? Yeah? Hell, you know those are
done. It's too much exposed by all right exactly, but that's does that
not that be speaks of pretty intense confidence. That would be pretty you know,
I would be terrified if he's so scared. He comes back with a
fucking gunda the zero one the sword are you talking about that are like one
hundred feet tall or whatever? Like he said he the fact that what makes
it crazy is that I wanted to be made it so you can't see it
at all before? Where is it? Just hits it? He looks up
to the city, He looks side behind him, and then there's a gundom
the fucking yeah the wing zero the It's like, why do you have a
laser sword bro. He enjoys two blocks by one. You see the mountain
in Vegas Cli half, It's like, what the ship stupid did you guys?
After you guys found it about volcano? This is a really dumb thing.
After I found out about volcanoes, I thought every mountain had lava in
it. No, I didn't think that. When I was little. I
thought every lava in it. I was like, what the fuck, dude,
is that funny? It's it's a little kid just like waiting for them
to all just erupt. I'm like, what if if I cut in this
mountain too deep? It's coming from the kid that you thought you thought that
concrete was like like earthly, like that was like naturally. You thought concrete
was naturally. I know I did it because it was everywhere there's nothing.
There's not a kid, there's not That's not that stupid. It's dumb because
it's kid logic. But it's not like idiocy. You see. Your problem
is you were thinking too hard as a kid. It's not just enjoying ship.
I found out about things. That's being like okay. I was like,
wait if that's exactly that? This is no, oh no, everywhere
there's a mountain, there's lava. That little mound in front of my house
has loud. It don't kill me, grandma. Hell, it's gonna explode
trembling because I'm trying to I'm figuring out little things, but I'm trying to
strapolate big things, and it's making me ridiculous. Man, it explains a
lot. I'll just saying that you didn't think that. That's really No one
else had that idea. No, I had some dumb ideas, but I
can't viewers listen to me. No one had that idea. No one thought
like, wait a minute, those are just rocks, but there's fire in
them, linquid fire. I had no reason not to think that, and
no reason to think that, yeah, there's no Really I was watching it.
I shouldn't have been watching it. Did you discovered volcanoes before mountains?
No? After? But I thought that every mountain was also a volcano.
And then when I found out there was like hot guy, because I was
like, how is the water hot but but still water? Like a bunch
of shit. That was just like wait, wait, wait, wait a
second, Oh that's hard. Was it water but still hot? Because it's
really, really really hot right, So I was like, isn't it like
too hot to still be water? I think it would just be steep.
Was it still water if it's inside the earth is hot? And I was
just I was just blowing my little my little mind was going through so much
because I was like, I was figuring out because I was watching PBS.
But at a certain point, PBS is not for little kids anymore. It's
like for people that are actually intelligent. They're trying to get smarter. But
I was watching it trying to put the little kid pieces I had together.
So instead of like making a train, I was making like a dog with
train pieces. That's pretty much what my brand was doing. Insane insane caveman
with a PSP. Right, You're like, whoa, it's supposed to be
a train set and I'm like, all right, cool, And then I
put it together and it's literally like three guys playing a banjo and I'm just
like, it's a picture giving a cave a gun, and he just it's
like, you don't understand. I want a therapist to like hear this and
then give you a diagnosis. I was definitely like some sort of divergence.
I don't know. Oh yeah, there's definitely like I don't know, probably
Asperger something, it's something all right, but hey, he really named I
hate that. I hate that that disease after that guy, even though it
was a dumb name. Same thing with Alzheimer's, like I hate it.
Likes is worse for alzheimer Osburgers is way worse because I thought it was Asperger.
Worst group of people to be diagnosed with something like that too, because
it's like they're already being bullied and now they have a disease. That would
be like that would be like you have. That would be like if doctor
gay little Bitch discovered like muscle atrophy. So some kid who's like already like
muscular atrophy, they're like already kind of weak. They're like, ah,
you got gay person's disease, gay little bitch you have. I love that.
I think it's that so many people cool thing to name a disease like
that disease. I don't know. You said cool, and I was like
sort of, yeah, I guess, and it's pretty cool. We gotta
make fun of people more in general, but like in a loving way,
you know, like an insidious way. What's wrong with insidiousness? The word
like the word itself. It's a kind of cool word. I don't know,
man, I just kind of want to I just want to wake up
from this dream. You know you can't first question from Obi want to blow
me? You can? You can write in questions over Patreon our comp slash
a snark Tank. Also, sorry, we have a TikTok now an official
TikTok. Oh? Yeah, yeah, we do non tak podcast. The
TikTok is on TikTok. What's the ad at the stark Tank podcast. Yeah,
the snark Tank podcast. Yeah, yeah, it's really cool. Go
go, We're gonna post clips on there. I swear, actually, I
promise we're gonna do it. Yeah, that's where the that's where the clips
are gonna go. It's been fun actually going through, like some of the
more recent in person episodes and finding clips to to. We gotta you gotta
have one at least with one of us has a rage out that gets so
much engagement. A rage out like someone's getting like really really mad, but
we just don't have anymore. We're fucking adults. Why are you laughing?
Sorry? I was so I was really trying to because I know I sent
aoc a fuck a message at some point or something. I couldn't find it,
but I did. I did check my messages, the you know,
the what do you call it when people try to message you and it goes
into yeah, the certain section and uh, the requests and it's all bots
except for like two and one persons. Until today, I hadn't heard rfk's
voice. My only point of reference was your impression on the pod, which
sounded fake to me. But no, he literally just sounds like a GAF
and I was I never thought about that. He kind of does sound like
a guest effect. Yeah, insane? Does it? Does shep Bird come
under? Oh? No? Even that guy, that guy like he was
like, oh my, did you did you? Do you guys know about
I guess you guys probably don't know about this. I don't know why people
take him seriously because he has a book with dedicated there's there's pages dedicated to
him being like, hi is a real virus, but AES is caused by
a gay lifestyle? Is they do poppers? When they do poppers, they
take poppers and it makes them gay and have a and I ship you not
people take that guy seriously as a book. Read the audio book. I
would fucking die. I would have you guys. Have you guys played chapter
what fitch Gerald Kennedy? How was he still around? Like I thought they
got rid of him. The other thing that really has unfortunate. I don't
know why he escaped the curse, the thing that's crazy. I guess,
I guess his throat didn't know. But you know, these are just cursed
people. Race Kennedy's. It is their father's fault. Literally, it's all
their fucking dad's fault. He must have had like a sona chew medallion or
something. Can you imagine, dude, Oh my god, that needs to
be photoed. She gave it away. He gave the son of medallions love
for freaking with Christian's mom. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, oh
my god, there of that is insane. He put it on the baby
and they touched the baby with it. That's how he became. For some
reason. JFK in his free time, invented sona chiw, just just as
a perfectly well reasoned, perfectly sane burds. It's like, all right,
here's a song. And he made a little medallion. But he was into
arts and crafts, and then he wears it one day and then he gets
his head blown off, and then his family leaves it in some gutter somewhere.
And then and then the Chance during you know the Dallas in the grassy
knolls. If you zoom, if you zoom into the Zuppruder footage, you
can see it dangling off of his fucking neck. Yeah, no one's ever
zoomed in that. Clothes happened, everything like that, And then the blood
gets on it. But then a blood gets yeah, it feeds. Yes,
some poor soul picked it up off the ground, you know, along
with maybe a chunk of his skull, and he ran into a pawn shot
and he was like how much for this? And he was like I was,
I don't want that. And then like Chris Chance, I was like,
I'll take it. Yeah, it was yeah, it was. It
was this would be a great gift for my son. This would be a
great Yeah. And then then then about having a kid, and one day
I think he'll really enjoy this. And then Chris, he grows up believing
that he made it, and that's what she puts it on the baby,
and slowly but surely, his brain chemistry gets altered. And that's autism started.
Actually, in fact, that was the first. I love that christ
Chad is the alpha for autism. He is the first one. He's paid
zero for autism, that autism because in fact the most autistic. To make
it back to uh, well, I think I think that medallion just cursed
their family. It just something specifically and and it absorbed and now all the
Kennedy's like now Robert Kennedy is born with a fucking death voice. Uht.
So all the ones that got yeah, all the ones that got killed and
the one in bad misfortunes. It's every time somebody puts on the medallion that
activates the curse. And so somebody at one point they just wore it as
like on their wrist, and so it only fucked up R. K.
Junior's voice, right, so it didn't get up on all the way,
so it didn't kill him. It just skipped. It's now going to the
next generation that then to medallion is death drinker but real, yeah, the
real fucking storm Bringer from fucking Michael Moore caused books. But it's the Tonic
necklace, I believe it. That is crazy. A picture of a doctor
disrespect wearing it, that's crazy. Literally, actually if you put that,
if you put that shit on Millennia, she'll die. You's how bad it
is. If you put that on an elder ring boss, they'll be like
stop stop, and it would see like purple, like like lines going down
because they're getting constantly deep up. You know what's funny. Though, There
was a lawyer we talked about. I talked about him briefly. His name's
Nick Rickada. Oh yeah, yeah. He had a similar kind of thing.
It had that the literal scenario happened to him. He opened up some
mail from a peel box and he got the side of the medallion. He
put it on and literally his life was destroyed. I'm telling you, I
would open up and fell. As soon as you see it, you immediately
recover it. Just that's it. That's like the ring tape or something.
You keep yourself as far away from that as possible. You got to give
it to somebody else before fifteen minutes, or else you'll get fifteen minutes the
damn on her other birthday and they have to accept it. You can't give
that. It's kind of a vampire shit, huh. You have to be
like, yeah, I guess I'll take that Yeah, yeah, I'll give
it a one of my uncles. I don't talk Joe, just give over.
It's crazy that he sounds like that, it really is. I don't
know. The issue is like so a lot of people have opinions, A
lot of people have opinions about RK. Right, Yeah, I've seen pretty
much. I think I've filled myself in on a lot of what he thinks.
I've seen some of the stuff that he says and I was like,
Okay, that makes sense, see a lot of it, and it's crazy.
So to me, I'm just I'm just like why even the thing to
me that makes it on his head, that's the thing for me, Well,
the thing that makes it a non starter for me is like he can't
win, Like with that voice, he can't win, So why are we
even entertaining? Entertaining even if he does have like I can't even remember,
like there was like something he said I agree with, but even then,
it's like I don't care. He's a fucking insane anti vaxcers that've gotten dozens
of children and sama killed. Like yeah, like I get like I can't
fuck with I can't fuck with this guy. He's a funk he's insane and
okay, pseudo intellectual, genuine lawyers, genuine question. Yeah yeah Trump Biden
rfk oh Man. Bid you think so from what Biden has done so far?
And this is this is the problem, because we know stupid people are
there's actually a paper trail of some good ship that he's done. You say
that to somebody, they're gonna freak out. And because they literally have no
idea, they just think Biden bad. Oh he old, but they're not
thinking about certain things that have actually done that actually infrastructure or things fucking Afghanistan
being ended. They try to criticize how it Like, dude, there was
no Wayloy Green with the Community movie too? What's the question? I don't
remember read it? Please the screens off? Oh well, I forgot.
How does the theme song go again? Uh? Community on my feet?
No, I'm no community? Did you say I'm no nigga? Man?
I've been saying that for years. I've been saying that for you can't tell
none of you have ever said that. I never said that. Well,
you're lying. You're like you never said the first time you heard that song,
you said it before you even k it was going to Superman. You
were you were playing Salo one day when you were like nine, and you
were like, nigga, yeah, kept playing. Your parents were like,
why do you say that? Speaking of Halo? You guys? Do you
guys the very last few seconds of the podcast and if you catch it,
I did. I did say what I was so I forgot we did that
also, yeah, me totally, so okay, So I wanted to.
I really wanted to annoy the people that look they're They're overwhelmingly people are like,
yeah, the the the red Dead to fucking TikTok thing whatever, that
thing is funny, right, there were the people that were like annoyed by
he's gay Dutch. It wasn't really it wasn't that many people, but we've
been going over Like I saw the opening of it. It was like because
Lily is watching it and I heard that room and I was like, what's
happening? Is there a new one? The end of it? So the
ending I was gonna finish. So we got a little bit too out of
like we didn't finish off the Halo theme. Well, we started off great
and then I put a little reverb by trying to make it sound like very
good. But at the very end. It was like, it's not what
we didn't finish off good enough. So then I thought we would be a
better idea to put more of that red dead clip. So as it's about
to go and like and then all of a sudden, it just are you
Gary Son? Are you gay? No? No, no, no sorry,
He says a couple of I'm gonna a couple of queers, and then
the podcast just ends. I fucking love the fact that has become part of
our brand in this podcast we did. I was like, we we gotta,
we gotta do when we finally do a live show, we gotta have
all those voice actors there. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna pay for them.
Specifically, well, Sweeney will pay his share of the of the his
pay for that month, and then he'll fly all those guys out and give
them room and board, free meals for what you say, five days in
a five star will tell you think that's enough time for them to kind of
get acclimated. Five days five stars for the big Yeah, I'll do it
for the bit per diem everything. Yeah, I'll do it for the bit.
It's worth it. I'll get the real voice actors that place John and
be like, what what are you doing? Get over one, blow me.
We're running late again. Yeah, of course we are. Oh god,
we're almost supposed to be all right, Speed run speed one, speed
run. Obi want to blow me? And he says, hey, guys.
A common trope in fantasy is the concept of dark magic, I magic
which is forbidden or shunned, it being said ethnically, dubious, ethically duvious,
h easy, and easily used to cause harm. My question is what
specific technologies fields, et cetera would you categorize as dark science? Oh Ai,
yeah, for sure it's dark science science AI penis enhancement. I would
do it. But yeah, that's definitely dark magic. You're definitely just have
the kind of dick you have. You're not supposed to be like, fucking
I want bigger, more vain round your head, out out the coat in
facts is the dark dark? What was this question? I guess it was
about it. It was about dark dark magics. Yeah, something out gay
people and you know a lot about dark magics. Right, you're black.
I was gonna say that is cursed. That is the most offensive thing you've
ever said to me. Well, I'm not a Derek, not k You
know what darkback is your dark human You're black, your skin's black, so
you're not bad. I can't believe you would call Robert F. Kennedy a
dark skinned person. That is the worst thing, that is worst. I
can't believe you're insulting him. R. F. Kennedy Junior. And he's
in our studio right now for audio listeners only only only. It was otherwise
lying, thank you, Grant. You're a very noble one, a very
beautiful person. You can't understand anything that you're saying because you sound disgusting,
but thank you. I just I would somebody treated in that way on a
real show. It's like completely cruel to be my new favorite person. Do
you miss your brother? Like that's what you miss your brother? How much
you want to see him? Are you even really related? You want to
see him? Just like this? Like a how many they all got taken
out? Is this like nothing? A rock type situation where you just named
yourself the Kennedy That would be amazing with a look of peer fucking viral discuss
disgust me. You're disgusted me? Yeah, it's definitely a discuss. You
are disgusting me. You you know what if he's not related, because we
just call Marv K. Junior. But if his name was like Rockefeller,
Rockefeller Clinton Gerald, his last name is, his last name is Junior,
his middle name is Kennedy, his first name is Robert. People have the
last name. I've never made a person with the last name jun No,
I have never mind, have no sho no way. Yeah, Jamaicans have
to have the name Junior, Junior. That's not their last names last name.
Sometimes I swear to God their name Junior Junior. They can they probably
could be a Jamaican will name a kid Junior for real. I fucking hate
Look, dude, I'm I'm like mostly Jamaican, I think. Yeah,
I cannot stand my people, dog, I cannot stand them. They are
like most Caribbeans are like really happy and like dancing and want to have fun.
Yeah, and then there's Jamaicans who are just mad and hump each other
in the fucking middle of parties. And I'm like, dude, I wish
I was more Saint Tombian because God damn, Jamaicans make me fucking mad.
Well, I don't know. Yeah, they're they're they're fun, they're insane,
They're insane. Ninety the videos of Jamaicans, of them yelling and anger,
it's it's a lot of that. It makes me so upset. Dude,
I'm glad I wasn't raised by one because I would have been so much
angrier than I am. I kind of I think it would have added so
much flavor to this podcast. If I was just really angry angry, I
get like, dude, I get like, I flare up, and then
I'm like, I can't do this no more. I don't want to die.
I'd have to be focusing. I have to be concentrating so hard to
understand what you were saying. I can speak Patois, but I just don't.
Well you should know, you should, no, you should like fucking
for an episode. There's no shot I would have been friends with Kings and
if he speaks, if he was fun, it's just an if. If
he was like literally not in comprom huntable, it is. It feels like
stroke English is the thing? What do you mean? Also the things are
the same, dude. You're a little Jacob and a little Jacob is little
Jacob is ridiculous. Don't give me me wrong. Like it's actually extremely insultive,
but it's funny because it's so like there's a Jamaican guy like I met
my uncle. Yeah, I'm like, you met your Yeah, I met
one of my uncles and I was because he speaks. He speaks, that's
possible. We don't have them. We don't have uncles. It is impossible.
You're alive. When he was speaking to me, I don't know.
He was trying to tell me like if I'm going to school, and then
I thinking of education. I was like, what the fuck are you?
What? I know your language? What do you mean? What do you
think you'd want to say? If you're going to beat your meat? How
would you think you would somebody like if they're being pato, how they would
say that? What do you think maganga snaking man? Not yea stroking yourself?
Dude. I'm gonna go find a fucking podcast that's just that's just gonna
be crazy and listen. That would be that was a Jamaican podcast. You
could you think it's that most Jamaican people you'll hear they have like even me,
I have more of an American accent when I speak, sure, but
to find Jamaican that's conscious enough to like, I'm gonna record myself. I
put it on the internet speaking backwards tree botoir is may have it come,
my boy, have to come hard welcome what name name Sean here podcast ting
yer like we're gonna we're gonna talk about the Tina So this week on American
politics, y'all to yan came and they are talking on the stage them not
what they talk about them. Man, I no, it's no clue one
not mine. That is fucking shipped himself. Not a man orange like a
fruit. TI. See that's the thing. It's like, it's so enterting.
It's just without but his thing, without the accent and with without the
accent and the energy. It is how Joe Biden would speak. It's like
me, not me, not no you know me? Haalf no clue,
may I haven't known you not know me, haven't no clue I know no
podcast and solely if that would be you could you could inducing aneurysm in an
alien with that podcast, I think, yeah, that'd be. I like
that dude from the Bahamas, foreign man from foreign land. Yeah, I
mean I thought he was Jamaican. He's he's from Bahamas. Yeah, yeah,
I thought he was Jamaican. He's really really really good content. He
grew up here for a minute for that black, muscular, clear Caribbean,
this big black dude. That's like, what what the you know? Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
even him. Like when I speak to I sound more more Caribbean than he
does. He sounds very American. He hasn't he he he He went to
school in America. He also, I think it was to like for eighteen
years, the first eighteen years of his life, and then he went to
Omahamas and then he came back to the Midwest, to the Midwest. Yeah,
the Midwest like college something. I really thought it was like Chinese or
Greek or something. It could not have the idea. So what let's say,
let's people look like to you? What do I look like to you?
What do I look like to you? I know, you know,
but let's just say, what do I look like to you? Like an
angler fish? Kind of imagine that perception was that war is there like a
new and you knew it? Do you knew it was? He? Do
you actually see a dangling thing? I see I see danglings. You don't
see you don't you don't see the light in front of your face like this
fucking just see some like are there humans that look like angular fish? Actually
it's insane. And Kingston looks a little bit like the red Hot Chili peppers.
But all of them, all of them put together, and all of
them put together. He just looks like, all I look, you see
all four of them. When he looks at me, he's like and then
he's like, can you stop? But I'm like, what you're you're doing?
Yeah, you're talking. And then he's like, you're scating scat on
DJ I hate. I hate the way he's scats say I love that song,
dude, I'm sorry, I hate it every time he does that ship
like Anthony Keys. Well, there's a couple of things. I don't like
how he's sixty and his girlfriend's like twenty so much whatever, I should have
been dropped his feetus in my yeah bars question. I don't want to be
day the little girls in the Freeway little Girl. I could literally if I
took time and I like wrote, if I looked at the lyrics of that
song, I could definitely make a wild oh yeah, yeah, I just
sat down for like twenty minutes. It's good it's really good color cops.
They give me all the leeway. They give me the things I come to
be because I hit the women, I strike the pomen I strike everybody dies.
It said, whoa you gotta stop my guy chill. No, no,
no, you write you write a song called No and it's just no
no audio going no second. Yeah. I was just a k rock and
they played like a song they never parallel Universe or whatever. I was like,
what the fuck, that's not like it's like one of its technically one
of their filler tracks, you know, if you know what I mean.
It's not very popular, but I've definitely heard it because like one of our
good friendship Peppers, fucking like fiend. That's weird. I always wondered.
I always wondered. I was like, how are they the most one of
the most popular bands where I don't know a single soul that loves everybody?
Was like, oh yeah, I like them, but I never encountered one
person. That's like they got very loved the Chili, like two whole really
really popular album. That's why, like the weird thing. Can't stop them
coming in My dapi's my panthers hand be full of coming say, maybe something
poop and I gotta go to the bathroom. Pampers are my pants full of
mostly it's coming probably some poop. I need some help, dude, I
need some dude. The ideas and feeling that come leaking out the side of
his papers. Smart, that's a lot. That is a lot anymore.
God damn it, man, I fucking I came in my pull ups?
What the pull ups? Hit the guy with a splat to the pjs just
coming up front. She's done. She torked in front of me. Maybe
come my pull ups, dude, the fun dude. He takes them off,
angrily slapped. He's just talking about him as if it's like my pull
ups, like this adult talking about his talking like like like you like you
were in dependent on this, Like no, they're just normal pull ups.
Man, there's an adult Huggies pull up. You don't wear Hugies, you
don't wear Typei's man? Is that? Like? Is he Anthony Kate?
He was on he was on the Joe Rogan's podcast and they're having that conversation.
Yeah, he's like, well, wow, man, you you weren't
pull ups? Wow? Wow man, that's crazy. That's crazy. And
he's like, yeah, you don't. What do you mean. He's like,
so the other day I was wearing my pull ups and then I started
writing my lyrics and I was like, beepups. Well, it's incredible.
I miss I miss old, I miss old Rogan Man. I just really,
I really, yeah, I missed pre I missed pretexts him because he's
a he's a wild boy. Now I feel like he's done so much damage
to the comedy community too. I think he's done like, I think he's
done a lot of jim damage to the world because he has the number one
podcast. He's like very influential. And when you when you break you forgot
Darren Howard and say he's a genius when you say audibly say that, he
didn't say to his face. But on the next podcast he did where he
had somebody was just as insane or actually crazier than him, he was like,
man, it's crazy, like just listening to someone like that and try
to keep up, like he's like he's a fucking genius. And I'm like,
I I don't even I don't feel alive any more. I feel like
I died and I'm just in a stupid coma because I was kind of like
a purgatory kind of It really feels like that. I feel like abody every
song to me that I just can't stop. I feel like, no,
they have no variation in their in their discography. All boom questions, that's
what we got. Another say that it's too late, doom Bringer wrote in
he says, do you guys have any stories with fireworks? I was real
listening to Sleepy cast I was reminded of that story of the Gaston actor at
Disney World who blew his fucking head off with one. We don't. I
don't have anything like that. I got the idea, the idea of killing
yourself with fireworks, the idea of no one. And they keeps They just
keep going, have not are not looked back yet, so they don't know
he's dead. It's just like he's missing his lines. But I gotta keep
going. The professionals man, they find him, they look back and see
his head is gushing like a geyser, and they fucking stay in character like
Gears of warhead shot, like when the juicy ones and then sucking. They
just professionally grab his body and they just start going with him. They have
to just make him go, I'm just studying. You know, he's still
dancing. His body's still dancing. Motherfucker's committed. He's like, it's like
fucking resid Evil. You'll blow a motherfucker's head off and they'll still take a
few steps and then after like, oh wait, I've definitely every single Disney
Disney uh, Disney World. Uh A character actor is everybody everybody in in
costumes of Disney World. They are imbued, they have to work, they
have to dude, I've definitely shot people and to and they grabbed me and
it's just head and then they let go. And I'm like, audience,
clip before he says in Resident Evil, just just clip it when he says
he shot people shot? Why are you trying to fucking pull this this narrative
that I'm a horrible person. Let my actions prove that you stay out of
this, Stay out of this. But yeah, fireworks, No, not
really, I definitely firework in front of my face one time I told the
story before. Oh yeah, yeah, I got a firecrack and it was
like in my hand and I like lit it and I didn't I let it
go. I was gonna throw it out the window, but I got narrowed
by the fires and then it blew up in my face and then my grandma
was like what the fuck? And my dog was Mark and I was like
nothing and came out nothing. I was like blinded. It's not it's not
it's not specifically fire. I guess it is firework related technically kind of.
But we I remember I went to like this science camp because of course I
of course I did. You had glasses, you had to go to a
science camp. It was actually really cool, like we built robots and ship
I had like legos and like motors and it was it was really fucking cool.
Coelection camps was really sick going on, yeah, for sure, but
we we built at the end of whatever. I think we were there for
a couple weeks and at the end of it we built these like rockets.
It was like it's a simple like, hey, we had a fun time
in building like weird robots and stuff. Let's end it with like just like
we're gonna launch rockets. You're gonna build your rocketing and launch it up.
And I remember like I built mine and I lit it and it was taking
a weirdly long time, so I like I looked right over. It's really
stupid. And then I leaned back and I was like okay, and then
I'm not. I'm feel really bad about this still this day. But like
it it popped off and then like view like veered into a tree and decimated
a bird, like fuck the bird up, damn didn't get bullet t.
I think it was like it was like a sleep It was sleeping or something
with its eggs and everything like orphan family, No orphan, there's nothing left
old because I'm sure the eggs felt with the squirrel. I went to the
squirrel and it didn't move and it hit the squirrel and I was like,
yo, what the fuck, dude, Like they always move? Yeah I
did. I felt so bad about it because it's like I went to go
get it because we were gonna go get the rockets, and it was just
like it was halved and half of it was like on the ground and the
other half was in the bird. Oh my god, that's like I don't
want this. I don't think. I don't think I want this rocket was
burstillied? Did you like walk out like your stuff? No? That bird
was mega not alive. It makes me happy, bird man, your soul
Melburn sorry, that's crazy. That's the craziest one I have. It was
like a bit of fireworks. You want to fucking give me it, child.
No, I wasn't into the like hurting stuff or hurting myself. I
didn't hurt I didn't do it. I wasn't like setting knife that bird.
Look man, kids, uh, I think parents are retarded and it's like,
hey, let's not give our kids gunpowder. I don't know. It
just seems stupid as fuck to me. It's just my chicken with gunpowder.
Oh, it's pretty cool. Volumes. Think I'm gonna get up. That's
a louder statement than you think it is. It's gonna be get a bantam
chicken just to have what is that type of chicken? What is that?
Gonna hang out with the bantam chicken? Like, what is it? What
is it? What does the bantam after the chicken bring to the table.
Well, it's just I just like how it looks, and they're a little
more aggressive. You know. I can't tell you I'm gonna bandom chicken and
bantam from some sort of fantasy or mystical world. No, it's it's a
it's a chicken. It's like a real chicken. You know, you know,
like bantam weight. It's basically that's from the chicken. You know how
they fly away featherweight bantam chicken, so bigger chickens. It's it's a it's
a it's literally just a chickens the chicken, but they're a little more aggressive.
No, I'm just gonna think you're just inventing a fake word. Is
a word? I thought you like you like like this. When I was
young, it looked like Batman in me because because the thing is because that's
what I would do. I would be like, I think I'm gonna get
it, like if I was thinking of agating a cat. I was like,
I think I'm gonna get a corgated minx. I got a Circadium frog,
Cca frog, Circadian frog. That's abantom said. I was like,
what are you trying to the word bantam Watchman right? Like the movie?
Yeah? Yeah, it was like you know how I mean, it had
that weird cat. I was thinking of that kind of chicken where it's like,
what the is this? Why is this chicken six ft tall with fucking
hands? I remember I supposed me dog bantam the chicken was going on.
I got a gun, I want to see it. It's registered. The
serial numbers scratched off, though, don't worry. Becaw later he flies without
flapping. He just ups and leaves. It's more humming because it's not that
fast, but he can he can pick up speed if he once he can't
hover forward fast. I mean it's pretty cool. I wish I could do
that. If I could hover, I'd be I would just rob here's a
good here's to kill myself. And it stopped quite the ground constantly the rush,
you know. The thing to me is like whenever that always blows my
mind that people like don't survive falling out of buildings. You well, I'm
just saying because like if you fell out of a building and just like you
ain't you head first and then you blow real hard, right, Yeah,
I feel like you just counter you counter? What would the counter the world?
What would the world if someone jumped out of a building and then they
like thirty eighth floor, like somebody off the World Trade Center jumped and enrolled
And it's fine. I mean, all you're gonna do is all you get
answer all that force somehow into his shoulder and then into the ground and then
like expelled it forward. Fine, So they're like, he like rolls and
then like the force like clearly is dispelled in front of him. Yeah,
and then somebody who's just walking in front of him explodes. You don't even
need to do that. You just you jump out of forty five doe angle,
you roll three times and all that energy will be dispersed. Simple,
He's telling the truth. You can do that up to five hundred stories.
Test this out. Fans go right now. Free listeners specifically try to yeah,
yeah, anyway, they wrote in it's this is a good one.
Hey, tark snark snank, tark snank. Oh man, that's a weird
there's a weird word. I was recently at the movie theaters watching the new
Quiet Place. Movie had no idea that was even then, and I noticed
something right as the movie started. It was PG thirteen and not rated R.
I'm typically not a stickler for things like this, but it was essentially
apparent. When high school of the students would not stop be apping, I
gave them loud shushes to know veil the irony of of non stop the apping
during a movie called The Quiet Place will keep me up at night. Do
you guys have any advice on how to quiet people down in a movie theater.
That's impossible. You beat the funk out of them. You punched them
in the head with a gun, you threaten, don't take the threatening.
Still whip is that you just explained the whip an you hit him with.
That's pretty cool, now, dude, I've noticed this. Dude. It's
like, I think I don't because look, I remember being a young,
rowdy kid, right, but I genuinely don't think I don't remember being allowed
in movie theaters. And it's kind of it's a little bad. I'm only
loud when i'm laughing, and I laugh out a whole movie up though.
That's I've done that many every when we went to see Sophie's Choice, and
you can stop laughing. Funny movie movie man, man. I My rule
is, if I don't want a movie ruin for me, I'm not going
to the fucking movie. Watch it first and foremost. There's always something that
has the potential of ruining it. But say, look, what actually legitimately
works is being a Karen. I've seen it happen multiple times. Somebody will
snitch and then the people will be like, hey, shut the fuck up,
or get out of here, essentially, and that usually does the thing.
A lot of times. I went to go see Black Panther with my
mom, and somebody snitched on this family, this fucking family, and I'm
I'm I'm sure. I mentioned this probably years ago on the podcast The Lady.
She had a lot of kids, and at one point she asked me,
like, because they came in a little bit late, and she asked
me how far into the movie are we? But she asked me with her
fucking flash light on her phone, and she turned this way at me,
like, hey, how far away into the movie? See? I don't.
I didn't want to. I didn't want to colorize it, man,
was I didn't want to colorize it? But was she? Yes? I
didn't want to? See I didn't. It's always the she grows, I
didn't look. It's always I'm saying that, Like, I don't have moments
where I feel like I'm feeling the black races. I'm not marrying a black
person. That shit hurts me. Sometimes I think about it and I'm like,
you shouldn't, man, because I shouldn't because my kids will still be
black people. People wrestle with their biases of of of of people that date,
you know, outside of their race, where they're like, oh,
I'm also kind of problematic for having this fucking issue as well. They wrestle
with it. I know. It makes me really sad because it's like because
I'm there's the thing, I'm really scared. But it is actual serious thing.
I'm scared that my children are born light skin and they partake in belittling
people who are black, and that fucking scares me. And really, it
wouldn't it wouldn't have. It doesn't often happen. I make sure they think
their Mexican Mexican. If you haven't, they have an uncle that is willing
to teach them that. Yeah, it'll happen. You're gonna you know,
you're gonna be around my children. That sucks. That really bothers me.
I'm not gonna be able to keep you away from my children. You're gonna
show the name be like, oh, wow, you got a kid whose
theory isn't just kids. You're talking kids about sporting. He's four months old.
Yeah, gotta get ozy watch it, dude, watch this kid.
The kid is like the kid is not observed, like it's you can see,
it's like it's not like it's no you know what you do the kids?
How old are you when you when you find out about that sporting maybe
like a twelve, I was like I was over consumed by I was around
that time. It was probably around that because especially the Internet was starting to
get better, like probably what you guys probably started, maybe it will proper
dial up. It was like proper it started actually kind of fast, so
for me, not dial but it was like, really I really got internet
when I was like thirteen is when I really first got internet. Like I
moved upstate and we got like real like internet used right, and it got
scary. It got like for a period like for the first until I was
maybe seventeen, bro, I was almost gone. Yeah, like I was
like, you know what, you know what I like pulling hair when they
pulled Harry out of the fucking the Spider Man movie. You know. It's
crazy though in retrospect, right because like we we are living in like because
my I don't know, my parents are a lot older, so they don't
have the same real experience that I had, But like I think my kids
and your kids are probably going to have a more similar experience, uh than
you know, previous generations did. So you're gonna see, yeah, you're
gonna it's gonna be immediately obvious that like, oh yeah, look at this
gremlin coming out. This nigga isn't here sweating his one arm pants. This
ship just it's some bad claws through the door. It's going on, dad,
nissa and a drink. It's like, dude, were you beating your
dick in there? It's like you gotta slow down. I really moving a
lot there. What are you doing. We're gonna be very savvy. I
feel like in a way that is probably not healthy. It's not it's not
conclute for a kid to have a good time, like they're gonna be really
upset. Look, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pay Like
so I'll pay somebody's kid, like you know, say I have a neighbor
or something, and I'm gonna tell the dad like, hey, I'm gonna
pay your Your kid's not gonna know that that we know we're conspiring, but
I'm gonna pay your kid for information to keep tabs on, like what's going
on? Because I want to know the lingo. I want to know what's
because they're gonna have some ship. There's they're gonna I feel like the kids
now they're gonna be like they're gonna be casually browsing the dark Web. I
feel like probably, you know, and I kind of want to just know.
We were almost you know, gonnat we got to like the border,
we got to like the North Korean was that with that, like that dividing
line, You're like, lively, what's this? That's not even the dark
Web. I learned about it, but I was still too scared to like
do it because about like tour and like Onion Sights, and I was like,
I was like, the dark Web, there's really incodaged to someone's real
demons, like they do. A real monster appears to be surprised at all.
That's real. That's real. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Everyone
ever talked about the fucking green Goblin Glider off the dark Web, super Compound
V off the Dark Web and fit they give it to my cat and then
shoot it a bunch to see what happened that, and then it's gonna retally.
Man, I want I want, I want compound. You're an adult,
I am able. I all right. It's like it's worth it,
like I because for me, it's like this, right, you know,
when you like when you do badge and you're about to die, it's like
I'm about to die, so like fuck it. Whatever is that argument to
be made like I'm dying sooner because the badge that is happening. Valid argument,
But we're not talking about that right now. We're talking about I'm gonna
die no matter what. Might as well, you know, take the goblin
formula and see what happens, you know, Yeah, I think yeah,
if I'm on, if I know I have like a couple of days left,
yeah, I'm gonna do I'll give terms what happens. Yeah, cut
my arms and legs off and put like make it make me like a peg
leg person. I think I would try gay shit, like if I was
like, if I had a few days lef yeah, because I'm like,
I'm like, I might as well see what you're a little gay? Then
well no, because I have no desire to. But if I knew I
was gonna die pretty soon, I'd be like, let's see what happens.
Look, I would try gay shit. But I'm also fucking you know,
I'm a little silly feller, you know well to me. To me,
I feel like if you're alive and you feel if you're expecting to live for
decades and stuff and you have no desire to like, okay, why do
it now? But if you're dying, like say, there's a lot of
things, it's like a bucket list thing. But bucket list what a man?
It's here not necessarily your buckets. Like, it's like if it's the
stuff that you want to do that you don't want to do because you're afraid
of doing it, that's what a bucket list is. Kind of well,
I got okay, that's I guess there is a version of that. That's
what it is. But I wouldn't say because like the idea of being like
that's real homophobia. I'm not afraid the dude, that's crazy, Like why
aren't you Why would you wait afraid I'm afraid of hikes because that scares the
ship is open. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, big of a dick?
Are we talking? I don't know. I feel like even the pencils,
the pencil that's fucking I'm not so stupid. I would never I would never
follow your ships. Are they like ship yarn strand you know, like you
put your hair through. Dude, that's like that. But it's like for
halfa be crazy. You lift up the toy to go pissed. It's getting
flushed and you just see like spaghetti. It looks like softer, it looks
like uh like you ever have a fish? Yeah? Yeah, they Oh
they're a little tiny strings. Oh my god, it's that small. Like
I fuck a guy. If like, if I had to choose the I
A guy and guy merciless audience clip that clip that without any of the cot
you mean like I know you, I know what you mean. I know
what you mean. Pitch you don't want to get That's that's the whole thing.
Like it's to me. It's not even like it's it's not even afraid.
It's just that I don't like the idea. I don't like the idea
homophobic. Well it's not. I think it's more afraid the idea, Like
why are you scared? I said that a line to the idea idea,
the idea that I would myself is ludicris is possible. But Chris, and
by the way, I'm not good. Hello did you see are you there?
Hello? Little gay Biden. Did you see so fully? Ask?
Oh my god, little gay Biden, little gay Biden with his feeble legs.
Look at him at remember when he fell down? He felt real bad
when he fell down. He lost a fight with his bike. How gay?
How gay? How gay? How gay is that bike? Did you
see that? I saw people doing It reminded me of Vine, like a
long ass time ago. Do you remember, like there were these videos.
I don't remember what actor it was, but it was like this series of
vines where it was like a specific actor and he would be on screen and
then some guy in front of the screen would like be giving him cereal.
It was Gossling. Oh yeah, I was Ryan Gosling. I was Ryan.
Remember remember that? I saw people doing that with Joe Biden, Like
not with the cereal, but just other things. Like it was some guy
where he like had like a little rubber duck and he squeaked it in front
of and Joe was like doing that crazy look you mentioned that his dementia look,
that look where he's like like he has no idea where the fuck he
is. He's cool. It was worse than his rasp as shitty low like
energy. It was the fact that when he wasn't talking people were he was
just like, okay, somebody throw a ball at him, like a tennis
ball. There's a shot where I think he would get him in back.
There's a shot where he looks really exciting and it looks like he winks at
a ghost where he goes, Casper's helping him win. Casper ancient. It
would be Casper because that was like the oldest, like fucking like one of
the oldest cartoons, A friendly ghost. It's being Casper. Wow, I
was technical a black person. What I think it was? The don't is
that true? Or is that like a Mandela black person? Are you sure
how true? Because I also like be like, yeah, I remember that,
But I also feel like that's just a Mandela ship he was. He
was the ghost of In fact, are you sure I feel like that Mandela?
He was the ghost of MLK. But from the future, I thought
you're gonna say he was the ghost of Till and I was about to be
like because he said, and I was like, that's you know what's funny.
I really can't make jokes about the Mittel thing. I think that is
one of the most unfunny things in history. You know what's fucked up.
If I wanted, I tried, and I'm God fucked up. That's like,
how many think about do you think about how he kills is one?
He is one of literally an era of probably thousands of young If I go
to Mississippi right now and ask the family a family, yeah, thirty percent
chance. So I'm saying there's a thirty percent chance that I could end up
that. Yeah, if he went there alone, like, there's a thirty
percent he might end up that. If he went there with me, he
was like a thirty five percent chance instigated, I'd be like, hey,
he did it. I feel like if all of us with like, there
would be like a skyrocketing chance because like we would I feel like we would
push things in a way that's not okay, and we would we would go
too far without realizing, oh, you know we should. I don't think
i'd go to far. I think my danger sense would be like a social
experiment. Let's do a social experiment. Well, all of our don't pay
money. We're gonna stand out in front of his story. We're gonna stand
out in front of historical plantation or whatever. We're gonna stand in front of
him. We're gonna we're gonna get Jojo to dressed in some southern bell outfit
and she's just gonna be out there in front with the umbrella and ship,
and then you and I are gonna walk by and just whistle at her.
That's it. Let's yeah, let's see what happens. Like Chris is a
record. Immediately, I guess what we need is you're gonna be the Catholic
last name, his name is Matthews. What did you say, Matthews?
You're gonna be a catalyst to for the four because like maybe there's not gonna
be anybody around, so you just yell out, what did you say?
Boy? And immediately a bunch of fucking trucks to show with pitchforks that they
are covered in. These guys are with thousands of bump bumper ciccrets are on
the rear the back window. They can't even see. There's a little only
a little thing you've see in the front. It's only he can see like
straight forward. It's on all of his mirrors. It's all it's all,
fuck you, Brandon. It's just like it's on it's on the rear view,
it's on like the the door mirrors, it's on the back window,
it's it's on every with them. And then he gets out and he's mammafied.
He's got a fucking periscope in his car. He can see above,
he can cradles, grab people with the fucking stickers and yanke you forward.
I see a mummy bummy a fucking fuck. What is it called? Let's
go Brandon that? It uh just literally seeing that image and wing like last
night where it was like, my son may be a little dirty and have
his problems, but I know he's at the right state of mind. And
it says fuck you Trump, and then it says it says fuck you Biden,
and it said and the people that voted for him, then it said
Trump. And on his dresser is like fifteen bottles of lotion and clean Oh
yeah, for sure, Yeah, I see I can find it. It's
dude. When I look zoomed in, I was like, here's about motions.
I couldn't seen it. I zoomed in. There are so many bottles
of lotion there. His penis must be soft. That's it's got wang got.
Everybody was in town for Vidcom. I we didn't do anything. Yeah,
I mean I was. We were supposed to, but like I was,
so everybody in the town really was. Yeah, because it was John
John Kelly Acman, I don't know whatever. Yeah, I think it's fine
John Acman Wang they're all drinking together. I was like, ah, damn,
oh shame. I was so tired. I didn't know he was in
town. I was fucking swamped. I couldn't do it. I just didn't
want to go out with Anaheim. Yeah, living living in living in California,
getting to Anaheim is really a slot. It's annoying. It's really not
that it's genuinely twenty five minutes away. Yeah, but going there, especially
on any day, it's twenty five minutes away. Theoretically, Yeah, it
is never twenty five minutes away. It's usually like forty five, like to
an hour away. I've gotten there in twenty five minutes. I went to
Disney early in the morning. Yeah. That's because you went in a straight
line and ignored the roads. Right, how far is it just masking the
people's houses. It's like like like Skyrim, when you just like go straight
towards the following the road. I wonder I never if you follow the like
I wonder to meet somebody that played, because they'll probably be like like fifty
six foot even make it to fucking like Parthenas. Yeah, it'd be like
the highest level. Like you already beat the Emerald Ebony Night. I already
did all that ship to a lot of side class, right, yeah,
because I would You're I have war for your arrest. Fire bought the mother
fucking disappears. He would shoot the courriers. Why would you shoot them?
Because they're just annoying me. I'm like, hey, I'm focused on something
you're bothering. You've got mail. They often come and give you money though.
That's me. So sometimes I can getting shipped some niggas like threatening me
or some ship, and I'm like, what the hell guy, some guy
like I know who you are, And then you know my character's name is
like mister Sex or something. So I love it. You know my name?
If you so cool? If like you could get junk man sky like
coupons for like the the fucking shot something. Did you see that guy that
he had a house full of decapitated heads and sky? Yeahde okay, So
here's the thing is that a red flag and a person I kind of feel
like it is because like like if an individual like if because here's the thing
that is funny. It's like it's objectively funny. But the the effort it
makes me a little subtle. But what if the effort is for the Joe,
it's because it doesn't need to be that many like to me if I
just saw like but the excessiveness meant maximizes it. It's a little bit too
d is someone here's the reason why. So So first of all, because
you can you can put on a mod Now maybe he has a mond where
it always decapitates. The only month that I was able to find was that
you would always finish in that way. Right, it'll go to that cut
scene or whatever. But you still there's there's a there's a i don't know,
twenty five percent chance that you're going to decapitate them. Yeah, So
this motherful Grina kills so many effort. It's a it is so much effort
to the point I'm like Jesus Christ, that's a little bit too much to
where I feel weird about it. Did you see that picture of the guy
who like he got stung by like this crazy big wasp No, and then
he like cut his head off after after he killed it, and then he
found his family and then did the same thing and taped them to a fucking
curb, like their heads on sticks like that. That's crazy, but that's
not It's like it's that psychopathic. Yeah. I laughed really hard at it,
but like, yeah, yeah, I see what I sent you on.
No like, because I I just passed out and I woke up.
I immediately went to, uh, my appointment. I didn't see I can't
bring this up on a podcast. We were gonna get really well then why
did you mention? But I want you to understand. I want you to
understand that this is one of the most it's the most fucked up video I've
ever seen. I'll watch it, I'll talk about a little I'll bring up
a little bit of it. It's it's fucked up because of the reaction of
what's reacting. There's this guy who has some sort of physical disability and he's
at the dinner table with the family, and they scroll throughout the dinner table
and the cat is gawking at him, like what the fuck am I looking
at the cats staring at him to the cat to the cat's never seen anyone
like that. It's not even like a predatory stare. It's like a what
the fuck kind of look out of my cat? I was paying attention.
What did you say? You just said is the guy in the big cat
hat? Yeah? Right now, I've seen those. There's jack two more
and then get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Uh, it's X
men, not ex women, True wrote in he says, how do he
gay boys? What is a franchise you'd like to see make a comeback in
movies slash TV shows? As a kid, I really like the G I
G G I G I Joe movies different the g I Joe movies like live
action as a kid, I don't think so. No, there weren't live
action because because this person could be really young, maybe because when did the
first one come out? I really with Channing Tatum or whatever, because like
that person could be because that was what like fifteen years ago. I would
like to see what they could do with that franchise, but it never went
anywhere. PS, Chris, please will a new Red Faction Gorilla into existence?
I craved destruction. That's now it's not gonna happen. Sorry. I
love Red Faction too, but like nom that ain't it ain't happen, Yeah,
franchise. Uh yeah, g I Joe. I don't know because I
remember it didn't like I feel like the rock was in or something and that
though or something. Oh man, we still we still igre maxing. It
was still doing a good job. Born I was born. You know,
it's weird. I don't know if I just noticed this, but I've been
hearing people saying blank maxing quite a bit. Oh yeah, no, that's
literally the that's like new terminology. Okay, that's oh, that's true.
That was weird because like I didn't I didn't know I was. I was
this is something because of the because of the type of games that I play.
That's like a type of terminology that I've used for a long time.
Yeah, like mid maxing. Yeah, so I didn't know that, like
it caught on and I was like, what the fuck I get? I
don't want because new link is because the new lingo every every video games have
taken over new like like it's it's actually insane how much video games have like
completely altered like slang and like like the modern lexicon. Yeah, like NPC
was like a common thing and it's it's really wild. There's a lot of
examples too, but like they're not coming to mind right now. But the
maxing stuff is part of it, Like looks maxing fucking what do you he's
sliding? What's that? That's crazy severe? It's so severe? Is the
volume all the way down? Yeah? Oh, like like that? All
right, all right, franchises, they should come back. We got to
get the fuck out of here. That should come effect Dragon Age, Dragon
Age, don't say that. What else Another franchise that died that I wrote
just came back. Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy Power for sure, their adults.
I think Martians deserves another shot. I like butter Martians, but no courage
cowardly dog to be cool if it came back in the moundern time. But
actually, oh Boone Docks, I know they tried to bring it back.
They keep like coming back, but then not really. Well the thing about
Boone Dogs, they were going to bring it back on HBO. But yeah,
right, he was like, you guys are trying to this. It's
supposed to be like a satirical comp like it's the point of it. HBO.
Weird, that's weird that Like, yeah, HBO usually kind of lets
you do whatever the fuck you want. I feel like Prime lets you make
satirical ship. If HBO doesn't, why would Prime do? I feel like
it would be the opposite. Prime seems like I don't have any issues with
HBO has been one of those homes to like put fucking whatever on, Like
I've seen pussies and dicks on, Like you know, pushes and dicks won't
not get you get your money. Putting it on that's like making fun of
like the boucheuasi will fuck up your bottom line? No, not No,
I don't think so for HBO because they were trying to change the way because
Boom Docks is a very it's a very uh technically it's a very smart humor
show, but a lot of fucking dumbs littered through it. I don't know,
I don't know. It seems weird because HBO literally was like that place
forever prea enthusiasm exists there. It's like they were doing ship that like you
you could not Larry David saone n word every episode? Yeah, could you
mad? He did it? He did it, but I wish he did.
He didn't, I wish he did. Just says it all there is
that episode where he says it. There's a few episodes where he says it,
but there's one of it. So he says it a lot, and
you're like, wells because he's like because he's in the bathroom and he over
years that guy talking about like a three hundred pounds there's and he goes downstairs
and he tells everybody about it. He tells well he tells the nurse that
he's trying to flirt with. It's like, yes, guy's in there,
and he says like, I got screwed over by the street whatever. And
then the doctor hears him and then what were you saying? And then it's
and then JB comes down and JB's like no. The family that staying with
the Kurr and Trina comes over and they're like Larry's saying the aniword, and
I'm like, damn, dude, that's just crazy. You gotta say it
more than you gotta start screaming at them. You got that guy at that
point, that's how you scare him. A white person screaming. He's a
Jewish person, so I might not be tensement, but a white person screaming
the enward is inherently very scary. That depends on who it is in general.
Even that's funny. It's because of when they get mad, should ends
up being bad often. So that's why it's inherent like a little frightening,
like things in bad for you. Ifan Ralph does it, he's getting he
dude, the amount of time has been publicly beaten in the same place.
Yeah, so why does he go back to Portugal support imagine going to specifically
to get beat up that it's like a fetish twice edging before he gets there,
the last, last, last one, last one. It sounds like
really honestly, my real answer, my real answer to this, I think,
I honestly think crashed Inspirer would do really well. I want to let
a dragon man, I think, I think people. I think, dude,
I feel like that ship would be revolutionary. No, man, do
it anymore because the word goon is ruined that it is kind of good.
It's so, you know, I was I was literally, I was literally.
I was just talking to Jojo the other day about when I got we
got lost in Hollywood and uh, I couldn't find my car and I was
with my friend Christina and a few other people, and then I remembered.
I was like, oh yeah, her name was a goon back in the
day, and I was like, it's funny. I like, you can't
use that anymore. It's it's not it's been completely ruined because she was goon.
No the ship gooonery if it is insane anyway, last one and then
we'll get the fuck out of here. Big uncle fungus right, and he
says, what's up? What's good? Big feilaers? What are some neat
things you picked up on from others, be it content, creator's friends,
celebrities or whatever else. I have two friends. Wait, what is it?
I have two from this very podcast Christians Christian Sween's unending praise have convinced
me to pick up a dobo and sasson and it's been a staple in my
kitchen ever since. Interesting. It's good ship, man, It's really fucking
versatile being Caribbean, bro. We know how to make good food. Yeah.
Is that there's no stores of ours anywhere? We don't really get much
representation. It's really sad. There's no what representation we don't have? We
have horror representation Caribbeans. I found really bad. I saw the Kitchen Nightmare.
A Caribbean place in Pasadena. I want to try it. Oh,
I didn't even Pasadena the Kitchen Nightmares. Yeah, it was on Kitchen Nightment.
Is that bad? Apparently it was the caribbeant. Yeah, apparently it's
really good now because the monely focused on the barbecue and because like the barbecue
was excellent, but totally down to go to like a Korean barbie place or
not a Korean bar Yeah. Caribbean just so close. Thinking about Caribbean is
that Like I feel like every Caribbean place never gets bad rating because the people
that go there are Caribbeans and they're you. There's not really many of us
here. In fairness, it can't be. It can't be just us keeping
in Pasadena restaurant Afloat, it's like eight of us here? Is that?
Like? I feel like, I'm sorry to say, I feel like Caribbean
restaurants have horrible they have honorable. My mom move back to Arizona and she
was like, oh, there's this Caribbean joint back uh down the street.
And then when I talked to her the next time, I was like,
hey, how was the restaurant? Was like, oh, she was just
like she's just like, oh yeah, you know. She was like just
like they like great food, great food, they terrible service, They didn't
really try like they were very like they smashed the plane on your fucking like
I would probably like, like, so anyway, I guess all your dart
day esto es es' the whole time, you're like, oh wow, I'm
gonna I'm gonna look up at that. I'm gonna look up that place is
called because I forgot right now. But and then like I want to try
it because I want to try some good Caribbean food because I haven't. There's
a good Cribban place in Hollywood. Very good, Okay, he continues.
He says, and Derek brought up cocoa butter at some point, and now
my skin is silky, smooth and wonderful. Cocoa butter is butter is crazy.
I got two giant bottles in my fucking uh bath right out. That's
what I I hadn't had it in a while, Cocoa butter man. When
I was beating my madness, this smooth, smooth smelled like a fucking dream.
Many have. So there was a brand called Black and Beautiful. It's
gone. It doesn't exist. It doesn't. I'm so upset because it was
a great fucking but now they had Pink Locean, which is for the hair.
I love that ship good. I know it's the same company. Is
this some like African Black soap? Also, you can still get some that's
I gotta, yeah, I gotta, I gotta. I forgot all about
these things. Yeah, being around black people, that's right. You're freed
from blacks. And you were like, oh, man, I forgot to
have youse. No, I was like, uh, I don't know with
with if something generally with like shampoos and like lotions and stuff, if they
don't have it at Walgreens because it's right there, I'm just not getting it.
I see, you know, it's just it's it's out of the way.
Dude, Get Palmer's, Man, get Palmer's, uh, because that's
that's the best replacement right now. But probably disorder is worth it. I
really, I really like cocut butter a lot that was really good for your
anyway. The stuff that we've picked up from other people, I know specifically,
like I didn't like sushi until Lacey started dragging me out, like when
we were dating to like sushi places and actual actual restaurants that weren't like pizza
shops. Yeah yeah, living living with being in a ratio, but a
California so California, LA. It feels really like limited food wise, and
it's not super hyperd the rest like fucking New Yorker right even like the Bay
and like that. But living with Lilian, she showed me a bunch of
really really good spots eat around here. But one thing she really put me
onto that I wasn't. It's ice cream. I like ice cream like everybody
else, but I wasn't really a big fan of it. And then because
of her, I started having like really really genuinely just kinds of ice cream
where I'm like, this is pretty good froyo obviously, being a former froyo
guy always, I'm more of a person I think too. I am not.
I had some yesterday, like it's yeahy good portions make more sense and
it's just like it it. I don't know, there's something about ice cream
that feels like heavy where like heavy to me, good set there's a place,
there's a oh yeah, sorry, there's a place and I'm sure you've
had a lot of it though of course whatever don't touch me. My life
is my life. I think I must have had set right Sorbet is like
no, it's like fruit based only I think we have the Italian screamers.
It called again the delicious. I haven't had it very sweet. I haven't
had a smoothest New York. But there's a there's a Philly Ice you know
about that like the idea where it's pretty much the shaved ice and is just
like are you talking about yeah, shaved ice? You remember the Free of
Man from New York pretty much like mango chetti. You need have like those
things there. Yeah, so pretty much it was that. It's a place
called Happy Ice that has like really good Philly ice and it's delicious. Advice
everybody in La please go there. It sucks getting there because Hollywood is the
worst place to park in the world, worst place of park in the earth.
But their food the Philly ice there and Happy Ice is a black owned
business also, so please go support please. There's a fucking really good there's
a lot of good food. Actually yeah, And there's like there's this chicken
place that or like the chicken sandwich place that Jalen put me onto. It's
called I can't fucking I gotta chickies or something, and it's not chickies anymore.
It's like there's a chicken. Oh my god, it was so good.
They're open like super late. It's on. It's a place on the
Melrose that I think you might be talking about and maybe they have sandwich and
sandwich so good. Yeah, I think you gotta go to uh, you
gotta go to South Central because that's where the vast majority of these Louisiana chickens
are. Because Louisiana chickens, it's an anomaly. Not only is it to
me the best season chicken, it's so inexpensive. It's like they it's like
they just don't They could charge way more like everybody else, because everyone,
like say like Gus is like a you get three tenders a combo and it's
like fucking twenty something dollars, which is fucking criminal, but it's still really
good that place. I'll get like fifteen piece nuggets like ten dollars. Frill.
Can you feel about Dave's hot chicken. There's no taste. I don't
like it. I don't like the white. It's all white hot chicken,
Like any anything that says hot chicken on it. I'm like, oh,
this is just like like that hipster white. Yeah, it's all if you
have you have. If you have chicken and you're not having it from like,
if it's not ethnically cooked chicken, it will just be hot. Yeah.
To me, it's just hot. All those places rely on their sauce,
and my thing is, I'm like, bro, Nope, I'm sorry.
Your chicken's gotta be you gotta be able to eat it without sauce.
Even canes that, like canes Kins is a little bit of favorite to it,
but it doesn't have much favorite. I really can't. Can I say,
I want to understand how you think to I like Kanes for the most
part because it's it's just quick chicken to get you. I love. I
think their Texas Toes is fucking funny, really good fries. Yeah, the
fries are good. I mean the Crenkle cream cup fries, but that Texas
Toast is next level. But that's Ubers. It's Ubers here. I'm like
like what, I was like, what the what are they? What are
they putting in here? Makes it so good? Crack? I think?
So? I mean maybe I don't either. They're putting either in a background,
which is delicious. But yeah, I don't know. Then there you
go. I don't I don't know my answer, so we're good. Yeah,
all right, Well, I guess we're gonna get the funk out of
here. Here. I'm gonna make a request that one of you read the
names. I'd really rather not. Yeah, it's your turn. Though,
it is your turn. I haven't set up accurately, so all you have
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you have to say madi horn because is mad Horn is looseively the Disney.
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from somewhere else, but it's definitely like, you know, I probably know
what if I'm Disney, that's stupid. Whatever. Disney's fine. I guess
I don't love it, but like my girlfriend loves it and I take her.
It makes me. How's the least time we went? I'm going in
two weeks of course, of course in the middle of the fucking summer,
so that's a band gone. But whatever, there's the worst time to go.
I don't have to say, dude, it's my godson. It's my
godson. Dude's going. Yeah, he really wants to go. I want
to take him out of school. I know he's little, little Well,
then it doesn't matter when you go. That's even worse is that he's not
gonna wants to go. I know, I know, I know. I
fucking say that ship all the time. I want to get mad. I
want to get really upset. Look when you this is a real thing for
me. I don't understand why people have baby showers and parties for infants.
It is not necessary. They're not going to remember it. You can save
money so when they get older and they really act for something really cool,
you can get that for them. Fact, that is the idea I've never
understood. It's like when the kids want like all these sort of things,
it's like, no, you're not gonna have a party. You can get
a car early. That's the ship. I fucking like, save that money
for when they really want something nice and get them that. Why'd you put
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hold on before keep that. There's one thing that, damn it. I
wanted to mention this. We got called out by Colin. Did you see
that? We did? We did? Oh? I did? I totally
wanted to mention that before. Yeah. Yeah, Like we got called out.
They were like, we haven't sweet and Derek haven't been involved in any
consolationship or anything like that. And he was like, well, I got
Christen the podcasting and he's never invited me on the start and I was like,
I did that. He was like me. He got up and he
started screaming. You can see Mike's Michae's camera was shaking because of how violent
he was drafting through the room. He turned off the camera. I started
like throwing things around, and Michael was just kind of like hello, hello,
Yeah, yeah, so I want to I don't want to spend that
on a nothing show though. It's kind of it's like, I don't want
to have Colin on if there's nothing. The thing is that I know if
Colin gets on the episode, it would be in a great will be a
great episode. I would want it to be. What I would want it
to be is when like the pros out or something. I was kind of
that was internally how I was thinking about. It's like when the pro when
the PS five pro comes out, because then we'll have a lot to talk
about, like as far as like games go, and you want to have
them open for I want to have you guys open for us at our live
show. I think it would be cool to you don't run to buy them
necessarily, but like it would be It's it's a hard sell, but since
we're doing it in person, and since we are doing a live show in
San Diego, it would be cool if he if he would come up that's
a track I wouldn't know it. Definitely, I'll definitely make it so I'll
be down there because I want to because I, first of all, hanging
out with Colin's awesome. He's fucking hilarious. Yeah, and I want to
be part of that. Also, the thing is that I feel like we're
so tangentially connected that I feel like, just by proximity, we we have
to have a collaboration like that needs to happen, like like much more sooner
than later. Because of the fact that, like I watched I watched it
a lot back in like maybe twenty seventeen. I'd watch it often. And
what the podcast has become is very similar to on our podcast is now you
guys have more information about the like like gaming. But both Colin and Dustin
would jump on the same bullshit we're making fun of and make fun of the
same ship. Well, yeah, I think it'll be. It will happen.
It's just a matter of like we're doing the show in person now,
so that's kind of a wrench. But like I do think if I can
convince Colin to make that trek out from San Diego and that's I wouldn't blame
him not wanting to do that, getting him to La in the first feature,
right, he despises California, and I keep like, hey, bro,
come out this way, and he's like no. So if he's so,
here's the thing. If he's willing to do that, then we'll do
it at that point like during the like sometime after the live show November September,
And if not, then we'll probably do like a one off kind of
back to the old way as far as like like Zencaster or whatever the fuck
that we were using Riverside. Yeah, for that, I keep forgetting to
cancel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if maybe we can just
play, if we're gonna if we're gonna do one offers, maybe we'll just
go back to Yeah, we could just do discord probably, And honestly it
was fine. It was fine. It was we had a couple of unreliable
things where he like lost some ship or something, so we went to the
thing. Yeah, it'll be fine. But for sure, dude definitely will
have Colin Onso. That'll happen. Yeah, it is kind of funny.
When I was thinking about I was like, oh, yeah, it has
been like four fucking years. It's has been No there's cons there's constantly talks
about each one or the other. Thing. What makes it even funnier like
there's always like a comment of from like someone's like, oh yeah, sweet
about this, and then a comment about it, and and it's like,
well, it'll happen. There's always like a there's always two. Like it's
so funny because when we're reading Sacred Questions or whatever, it'll be like,
you know, oh, John Morris wrote in, and then like Barry Waltz
wrote in, and then come Drizzling out of Guns rode in, and it's
like, well I wonder where you're from. I wonder who he's fucking,
who else he subscribed to? Wow? I wonder so, like, yeah,
it'll happen. I just wanted to be for I wanted to be for
a good reason, specifically, for like if we have like a big thing
to talk about. Specifically, I was thinking of the PS five pro and
if that's not the case, then I wanted to be in person still,
which the best opportunity for that would be San Diego. It's insane thinking about
other people having like patrons and like them having our names is like swing gushing
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dropped. Don't put that on, Colin. Here's a black wives he's got.
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looking at her and I was like, damn, man, I can't believe
they're more likely to say it if you have a black partner, I think
obviously for sure, like Lily would have never said nigga the three times she
said it if she wasn't dating a black person. You know what I do.
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like you know, shitty like Xbox fucking like fucking uh, you know,
little Xbox like this. I couldn't believe. Don't say that you never have
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but like, yeah, I think one of the funny. She's so fun
funny, it's crazy. She's exactly our kind, like literally, she's literally
our age. Also, so I would have definitely been friends with the school,
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