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Welcome to Buns and Banter, a
podcast by work Busties for work Busties.

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Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Alie. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia.

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We're both millennials, and we're both
trying to figure out how to build

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the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career and being

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a mom. How to get through
a week without crying. Welcome to Buns

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and Banter. We're glad you're here. Yay. There's those there's those smiles

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that seem so natural and yet are
not. Hi. Hi. This one's

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for Alan today. By the way, our friend Alan has been so wonderful.

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He's such an he's such a solid
hype guy. I believe he's local.

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No, he's not all California.
Oh shoe Alan, Hello, Allan

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flays guard. Yeah talking about hold
on, we're we are like not in

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frame here. It's because, okay, yeah, real quick, somebody busted

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into our studio space and moved our
chairs and stuff around. My head still

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cut off. Why do I have
to be so tall because you are you're

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a model to look like a model. It just keeps I thought I'd get

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away with white pants today and now
I feel like I look like the step

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puff marshmallow man, like shoved in
here like a sausage. Feels real good.

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What you look great? I love
your outfit to know, hush,

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you're so kind. You know it's
a personal thing. But Alan's like,

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okay, maybe that'll be better.
If not, I'll just have to crouch.

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Okay, perfect. But he's been
begging and begging. He's like,

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when are you guys doing another podcast? I know it's been a really busy

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summer and we've tried so hard to
keep it weakly, but it's just been

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impossible in some instances. Yeah,
this is for you today, Alan,

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Yes, thank you for keeping us
on task. And we've we've got some

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admittedly in the can because we've just
we've we have a couple in the bank,

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so there should be some coming out
to the point. But yeah,

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okay, yea, So Alan,
this is for you. How are you?

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How are we feeling? You know
where I posted that's just about where

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I am, just all over the
place. I posted just like a funny

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TikTok a while back, was just
like I am this close, this close

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to quitting my job and starting and
only fans who mixed reactions. I didn't

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know how to feel about that.
Really. Yeah, some people were great.

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I liked it. I was like, heart one hundred percent support.

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The responses that I really loved were
one of my followers, Brandon. He

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was like, honestly, I wouldn't
be able to look at it, but

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I support it. Oh. I
was like, yes, we're asking for

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Some people were like, yes,
get your money. I don't know why

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you're not like we will support you. We will like throw money at you.

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And then other people were like,
oh my god, no. Like

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one guy was like, I'm not
going to pay for nudity and I was

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like what, I don't know that
I told you what it is yet and

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I don't think I would be nude. I didn't say I was going to

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be nude, which and then one
guy was like, no, don't do

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it. Only huge celebrities are making
money on there anymore. And I was

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like, oh, only fans,
expert or right, how do you know

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that keep diving into some of the
contents. I guess I I'm not only

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fans, So I don't know is
that is that like what happens there?

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Because I just thought it was like
you put content online and people pay for

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it. I know that there is
nudity on there, like, but that's

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like America. That's every social media
site these days. Yes, right,

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yes, yeah, So anyways,
keep an eye out. Allie Mack might

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have an only fan soon. I'm
in. And if you are a boss

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or supervisor or co worker, you
please mind your business, mind your own

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baswax. Oh my gosh, oh
you. I've been so ready to deep

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dive this with you because I had
what I think was a very pivotal realization.

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Okay, I'm ready. You know
how much I love wine. I

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talk about it a lot. Yeah, I think I have to cut it

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out of my diet. No,
what it's really gotten? So are you

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getting hangovers now? I mean here
and there? I mean wine has always

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been the worst kind of hangover to
me. I think a lot of people

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have that. It's like beer liquor. I never really have just the kind

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of headache that one too many glasses
of wine. I'll give you right,

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you're always that one final glass.
It's like, didn't need that. Now,

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my body's not happy. It's the
anxiety and I've had it in the

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past. It is and I've had
it in the past. It's like I

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can talk my way out of it. I'm like, it's the anxiety.

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What are you doing? You know, just pump the brakes. And I

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don't think by any means, this
conversation is an uncomfortable one, Like I

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have a problem. I just really
enjoy a glass of wine. Yea,

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but even a glass of wine now
is giving me really awful dreams. So

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like, I have your anxious because
I'm so anxious about things, and even

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things I didn't realize I was thinking
about are just creeping out of my subconscious

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to the surface and it's leading to
horrible sleep. Like I had two different

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girls nights last week, which is
super rare. We went and saw the

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Barbie movie Nice, and we had
some links. I always have wine with

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these girls. And then the next
night I went over to my friend's place

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our kids had like a little movie
night, and she was like, do

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you want a glass of wine?
Both nights, horrendous dreams about work,

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relationships, my future finances, like
paying, paying, ping, every possible

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stressful thing that you would even think
for a moment about was just like seeping

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into and I didn't sleep. I
was a total Zobie both days. And

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I'm like, well, maybe I'm
just stressed out. Maybe I'm having a

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hard time, like dealing with a
couple of things. When I looked at

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it, I'm like, every time, the common denominator is that's delicious,

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pinot gradio or talk me out of
it. I am gonna try. Or

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is it just that the August blues
are a real thing? I know that

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I'm feeling a little depressy. Yeah, we're like a couple of days into

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August. But for the last two
weeks, I feel like mid to end

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July, I was riding a high. I was feeling good, feeling fresh,

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feeling free. And then the last
week of July hit and this week

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and I'm sad. Yeah, I'm
just sad. I've got hard I've got

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no energy. I just want to
sleep, And I'm just like, what's

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the point of it all? Oh
my god? So is it the wine

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or is it just that we're stressed
out? Summer is ending and this is

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a stressful time because now, like
I know, your vacation time has really

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all kind of been now, like
you have so much during the summer,

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we have to use it in the
next couple of weeks, and you're like,

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oh, I need to make summer
memories. I need to make core

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memories. I need to make sure
I'm having the time of my life.

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Summer is only three months and you
only have like eighty summers in your life,

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and I know that's I'm telling you. I will absolutely plane crash every

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one of our happy convosts today because
like, my kids are back in school

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in three weeks. Yeah, and
I'm just thinking, like, where did

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it go? Did I do it
right? Did I give them anything fun?

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The kids going back to school,
that's not like a relief, Like

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you're not like I get some time
back. Yes, but I'm in the

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middle of the shopping part right now. Okay, Yeah, that's really stressed,

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which is stressful. The school lists
have just dropped. This is Will's

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first year with a uniform, so
I'm trying to like traverse the uniform journey

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and what needs to be logoed or
embroidered what he can wear. So I

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think once all that's past, I'll
feel really excited for him and Sophia to

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be going. But right now,
it's like, oh my god, did

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did I have a good summer?
Yeah? And I can see like the

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August blues are a psychological clinical thing. I just read a whole article about

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that. Back to your anxiety,
though, what specifically is it? Is

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it? What did I like?
You're not it's like money in future?

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Okay, I'm not making enough to
survive despite how hard I feel I work,

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and oh like I'm thirty six and
I feel like I'm going nowhere.

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So you're having You're having the wine
and then you're having these like spirals spirals.

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So it's not like you're hanging out
with your friends and then you wake

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up the next morning and you're like, what did I say? Did I

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offend someone? No? Okay,
because I've had that in the past.

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Yeah, this is and it's been
a very different It's been like a change

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in anxiety because I used to do
that like you were a total shit show?

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What happened? Right, even if
you weren't. This is more like

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you are a dumpster of a human
and doing nothing. I don't know if

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that's better, but it's like,
so I don't want to say no to

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whine because I love it so much. I've started to like cut it with

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club soda. Yeah, and I
think that's maybe like a little bit of

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a help. But it's like we're
getting into the cold months. If I

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cannot have a nice glass of red
on a December night, yeah, what

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is the point of living? Okay, because I was also going to see

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if we could just switch colors of
wine. Yeah, I'm mostly a white

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I know, and yeah, like
a rose, I do. I'm a

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red girly and you don't get this. I'm a red girly. No,

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of course I do. But I
don't need alcohol to send me into a

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full questioning every decision I've ever made
in my life spiral. I could just

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be tired and do that. So
maybe I need to switch colors. Well,

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I was so devastated to have this
conversation with my own self. I'm

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like, what are you doing?
Yeah? I do feel like it my

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like mental health, little fun times
creep up. Yeah, I do feel

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like the thing that I should do
is like cut out alcohol and cut out

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really all substances. I usually cut
out alcohol, but I don't cut out.

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Hey, we're coping the best we
can. It's legal, beautiful,

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Everything everything I do is legal,
and that's all that matters, and that's

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all you need to know. I'm
gonna switch colors, That's what I'm gonna

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do. Yeah, just I started
reading a lot again. We could just

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sounds like I would miss a lot
of my five am shot. I'd love

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to cut it. I know you
are such a badass. I'm a vodka

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girl. I've never the last time
I had tequila. Oh my god.

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It was like three weekends ago.
I was up in the up and which

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is a weird thing to say,
because usually it's just bush light up there.

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Yeah. We went to this really
cute place called the Cozy. If

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you've ever been to I think it's
in Barbow. You find yourself up there.

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It's right on the I want to
say Saint Mary's River, Okay,

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but geography is not my forte.
Anyway, whenever one of the freighters goes

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to or from the locks, it
has to sail by this and they call

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a ship shot. So they ring
the bell when you see a freighter,

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and everybody in the restaurant is offered
a ship shot. And so I was

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there with like all of Chris's family
and they rang the bell. It was

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like, you know, eleven o'clock
in the morning, and I was like,

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hell, yeah, I went in
Rome and nobody else got one.

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So he ore cute waiter brings this
thing and I'm like, what is it.

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He's like, I'm not really sure. We usually just pour whatever we

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have back in there. And it
was some fiery tequila not normally. I

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was like, oh, that would
sink my ship in a second. Yeah,

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And I was like, oh,
yeah, it would be so proud.

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Yeah, well, listen, I
don't like warm, fiery tequila,

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but I do like chilled shots of
fitless. I didn't even have a line.

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I just right into my system.
But no horrific dreams that night.

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Yeah. Yeah, So I've been
having nightmares too. Oh god, really

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about what? Like? Same things? Last night? Last night I had

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a nightmare that like someone like one
of my family members had like kidnapped a

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famous person and they like didn't know
what to do, and they showed up

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at my house and they were like
help me and I was like no,

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and then the famous person like escaped
and then for some reason we thought the

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famous person was going to come back
and murder us. Oh my god.

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So yeah, really cool one to
wake up too. That's an intense dream.

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Yeah. And the night before I
had a dream that I had reconnected

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with two girls that I went to
high school with, and one of them

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I got we like had a couple
of drinks and like we're just talking about

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like why we lost touch and blah
blah blah whatever. And then they both

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like turned on me and it was
like a really weird they just like they

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weren't maybe not a nightmare for all
people. I wasn't like being chased down

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the street, but it was those
were nightmares for me. You had me

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or reconnected with someone from high school. I was like, so okay,

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really quick, because we tend to
be zodiac girlies. Yeah, I feel

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like it's the beginning of a new
month. Yeah, August has just started,

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so maybe this is a very very
astrologically active time right now, the

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first week of August. I feel
like we need to look into our monthly

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our monthly horoscope. Oh yeah,
that would be smart, right, Yeah.

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Oh man, we got a lot
of we got bull moons this month

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too. Yeah, remember we got
those big old All right, let's see,

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I'm I'm on my goog because I
usually have this book marked. Oh

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no, where did it go?
So? Lauren is an aries I am,

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which is a fire sign. Yeah, I'm a Libra, which I

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can never remember if I'm an air
sign or a water sign. I think

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I'm an air sign. I think
you are because remember we got along like

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right? Yeah? Okay, So
in true Leo season fashion, yeah,

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August is going to start out with
a bang because we had our full moon,

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the sun traveling through larger than life
Leo and the moon moving through collectively

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conscious Aquarius. You're asked to reflect
on your sense of belonging and individuality.

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I've been a lot of those thoughts, so you are right on, right

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on time. Hello. This may
bring an important realization about your social circle

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or a turning point in your self
expression. Mars in Virgo gently links up

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with Jupiter and tourists, bringing some
extra modi zation. Inspired action can lead

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to growth, luck and progress this
month. Okay, all right, Oh

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we might learn some disheartening information this
month. Who is going to bestray you?

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But someone in your social circle says
you might simply need to review and

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readjust your plans. This is for
all of us. This is a collective

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like August for the signs. Okay, so it says though honestly, after

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the sixth it's an abundant and optimistic
atmosphere for all involved. But you're warning

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this month it's easy to over commit
or stretch the truth. Well, tell

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us something we don't know. We've
overcommitted for like nine years. We're so

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good at it. Yeah, one
of our strengths for sure. It's just

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supposed to be a very good time
to manifest wealth. I just saw TikTok

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about that I could do. I
could use I could use some wealth.

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But we talked about manifesting. I
still don't think I'm doing it right.

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It's tough, you know, it's
tough. You have to see you have

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to see yourself doing something with the
wealth. Yeah, Like you just have

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to think about how you would feel
and what it would be. Do you

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ever think about like the person you'll
become like every day, like who you'll

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be at thirty five, or like
who you'll be at forty fire? Thank

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you? It's like already passed there, or like I'm thinking who I want

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to be at thirty five, who
I want to be at forty Who I

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want to be at forty five,
who I will be at fifty And manifesting

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I feel like it is just putting
yourself in that person's shoes, as if

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you're already there and just showing up
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that's very like think they're on point. I like that, think about who

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you want to be, think about
who you're going to be, and then

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just start showing up as that person
and that's manifesting really so like for you,

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you are a mom of to Like
at forty, I just want to

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live in a house that has kids
around and can provide experiences to my children.

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Yeah, which I think tends to
center around money, but money to

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do those things. It blows my
mind that you don't think that you're already

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that woman. You are that woman. I don't think so. Oh my

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gosh, you're like I appreciate that. Wow on my in my circle or

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atmosphere, you are the mom that
gives her kids all of the experiences you

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just you within the last week alone, your kids have been to a splash

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pad visiting your parents. You guys
went as a family and did a family

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ice cream outing yesterday. You brought
your daughter to a really bougie pool with

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your friends out to my friends Sunday. Yeah, like that's within the last

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five days alone. That's like three
experiences. Like some people don't even get

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that in in a month. Well, thank you, all right, see

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yourself, Like you're hard on yourself, though I am too. I think

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that's I was going to say.
I think that's a fair trait to say

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from both of us. It's part
of us being driven. But I do

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like looking ahead at the five year
you. Yeah, I think it's a

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really good idea, right, and
try not to overcommit. God, we're

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just giving away so many gems of
wisdom today, so many gems of wisdom.

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Thank you, thank you. Like
if we were going to manifest winning

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the mega millions one point two five
billion, which I will admit I had

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to look up how much a billion
was, it's one thousand millions. Ah,

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oh my god? Does that not
blowing? It? Does? I've

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never known or thought of it like
that. Neither have I, but I

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I and I feel like it is
difficult for us, you know, regular

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peasants, the great unwashed, to
really comprehend what any amount of money over

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a million, like even comprehending a
million. I can sort of do it

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because I'm like, I feel like
I could spend a million fast, like

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buy half a million dollar house.
It's gone right there. Yeah, yeah,

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you know, half of it at
least buy a couple of cars,

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right, and then you're you're like
land and all the things that seem like

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it's important to have with money,
right right, So, but a thousand

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millions let make you hate people like
Jeff Bezos? Is it absolutely messed up

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that I'm like I could spend a
thousand millions kind of quick though, like

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I kind of get white elon,
just kind of lights it on fire,

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like you my god? Yes,
no, but like who would you Who

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would you be if you were a
one point two five billionaire? I'd be

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somebody with like secret entrances to my
fancy house. But honestly, honestly,

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because I'm a huge believer in karma, as are you, I think we

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would both be far more philanthropic than
we realize. I'm quitting my job oh

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hundred percent, so sorry. I'm
hiring a chef too. I'm never attempting

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to cook again. Yeah. See, I think that passion projects would just

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become like my way of life.
Yeah, Like I would just want to

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I wouldn't want to have my own
stuff though. See. That's where I

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think the billionaires go wrong. They
create their own companies and they want to

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do their own That's too much responsibility
for me. I don't want that much

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responsibility. I just want to float
from animal shelter to animal shelter, helping

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out, you know, like those
are the types of things that I want

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to do. Yeah. I do
want a house with like an entire backside

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that has just windows and overlooks water. Somebody. I want one of those

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everywhere, right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like different coast, maybe

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every continent, like my Aspen,
also like my money Carlow, but also

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maybe something in Iceland. See Aspens
too bougie for me. I don't know

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if I would like Aspen, but
we'd be secretive. We wouldn't have to

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even be with the famous people because
we'd probably be richer than they are.

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Yeah, because I don't want to. I don't want to associate with other

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No, I don't want people to
know that I'm rich. Oh no,

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no, no, that's the first
The first thing you do when you win

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the Mega millions is you hire a
lawyer and a financial advisor and don't tell

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anyone and immediately cancel your phone number. Yeah, because then you know where

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to put it, and your lawyer
knows exactly what the legal standing of you

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actually having to say who you are, because who was it somebody? I

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think that when in Detroit did it, but they put it into a trust.

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Trust, so you never knew who
they were. Right, Yeah,

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we're ready, mega millions. We
already know how we would do it.

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Alan. It was actually messaging me
about this not too long ago. We

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were talking about trusts and how you
can leave the money to your family,

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like because it dies with you,
like if you take the monthly payments.

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Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, if you take the monthly payments,

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it dies when you die. Like
it's not transferable. So that's why a

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lot of people take like the lumps
up. You know, it's it's much

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less money, but you have to
like set up some sort of trust so

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that it keeps going into the trust. I don't know, it was explained,

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but a problem that I'll figure out
when I get there. That's one

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of those across that bridge when we
get to it. Would be happy to

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cross that bridge. But you know, you like they have shows about people

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who win the lottery and the first
thing they do is buy like a big

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gass house, and I just I
don't know. I mean, I would

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definitely level up a few different areas, but I quiet luxury, you know,

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like I'm never no actual rich.
People are rich, and that's exactly

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what I think I would want to
be if I won the lottery, is

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that you wouldn't be able to tell
how rich. I was like, I'm

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not walking out of the house and
head to toe Fendy or product. I'm

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still walking out in my Casco pants. Exactly, yes, exactly, Yes,

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we'd be such a great billionaire.
So humble, nothing but modesty,

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Like if anyone you know is considering
this, we are applying. I don't

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know where you sign up, but
here is our verbal agreement, and you

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can make the payments out and send
them to me via my only fans.

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We can all make this happen.
Either wouldn't even be nudity. We could

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like dress you in a hundred dollars
bills in different ways. I think people

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would totally subscribe to that. Yeah, okay, I'm dying, okay,

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dying to know you had simply mentioned
to me in passing in the bathroom about

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the bathroom. Okay, I have
known nothing more. So this is a

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thing. I don't do this,
but my co host on my morning show

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does. And when I heard about
this, I was like, you're crazy,

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You're crazy. You know when you
go to a public restroom and there

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it's the toilets, and when you
flush, it's like the stick, the

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lead, the lever that sticks out
from the side. Yeah, and you

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use your foot obviously, right,
Like that's how you any time if there's

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a lever in general, like I
use my foot. He uses his foot

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to flush regular toilets in like hotels. I have done that. No,

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I done it. It depends on
the hotel. But there have been some

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seedier places I've stayed where I'm like, I don't think my hands should touch

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that. And I have. It's
hard too, because it's like the lever

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against the toilets. You've got to
have like toe action. Yes, but

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he does it all the time.
Yeah, And I'm bringing it weird to

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do right out. So it used
to be that the the remote control or

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the clicker the TV remote in a
hotel room was the dirtiest thing in there.

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Yeah, And now it's actually the
flusher. They they've they've reworked the

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data and it's actually the flusher on
the toilet, and I'm I'm like,

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how is that possible? And then
he said that he put his foot on

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that, and I was like,
oh, it's because of you, it's

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because of germophobes like you who are
walking around everywhere with your little feet and

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then putting them on the toilet,
Like that's why it's so disgusting. But

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you don't think like, why wouldn't
they get sprayed down? Well, that's

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a whole that's a whole other issue. I mean, you're right, I'm

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not. You know, it makes
me grossed out to think I stayed at

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like a New Orleans hotel and somebody
walking around on Bourbon Street was flushing with

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their foot, right, that business
on it, right, But we wash

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our hands after we go to the
bathroom, right, yes, so we

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can touch gross things and then flush
the toilet because we're washing our hands.

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I'm not doing that in a public
grassroom. I'm not grabbing that lever to

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do that. Right. Also,
at work, we both use our feet.

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Well it's a lever, right,
If it's a lever, we're gone.

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Yeah. I mean I've done it
like maybe twice in a hotel bathroom

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all the time. Seems like they
don't ever want to touch a flusher again.

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I mean, honestly, it just
never occurred to me to use my

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foot on that type of flusher.
It takes some serious like yoga flexibility.

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I've fallen doing it because it's like, are you okay? I was like,

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if she's trying to flush and he
in the same reaction, He's like

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with your foot, and I was
like, to be fair, man,

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I don't even want to take my
shoes off in this hotel room, so

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no, I'm not touching anything.
Yeah, when we were d gens in

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college, there were there were some
moments where we were like pukin in public,

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Oh sure, bathroom and one of
them, this one really grosses me

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out. And it's not to say
that this place isn't clean, it's just

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not something that I would ever want
to do sober or just ever do again.

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But like the Griffins game, there
were a few instances where we were

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overserved dollar beers and dollar hot dogs. Oh no, And this wasn't me,

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but my friend I. We couldn't
find her, so finally we like

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checked all the bathrooms and she was
literally like laying on the floor in the

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stall at a hockey game at the
arena here in town. When I think

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about that sometimes and I'm like,
you couldn't pay me to lay down on

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the floor of any arena. Or
venue or concert well, and like sometimes

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that stuff happened when we were Wow, and I think about the leather jackets

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we used to wear, like that
was our going out. Yeah, you

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wanted to be warm but also look
cute. It was a leather jacket.

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Yeah, we weren't washing those leather
jackets. And like the places those leather

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jackets have been and touched and I
don't even that's a good point. I

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don't even know how you like fabreathe
it. And then we were like bringing

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them back into our rooms and like
hanging them up with our clothes or just

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like throwing them on our floors and
throwing them over chairs, or it's just

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like so dirty the things. Right, you think about now when you have

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a decade plus after college, you're
like, I must have immunity to things

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I don't realize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were done at Rosa

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Parks Circle the other day for the
ice cream challenge, and Sophia, my

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two year old, is so obsessed
with that like vapor fountain they have down

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there. M mmmmmmmmmm. She climbed
right up there to take a look inside,

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and her whole front end just slid
right over some fresh bird poop.

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She got on her hands and her
shirt and I was like, you know

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what, this was a five dollars
target by. We are going to go

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ahead and just toss that because I
literally can't even think about trying to watch

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that and put it back on your
body. No. Yeah, no,

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there's some things you just have to
kiss goodbye. Avian germs are special,

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special, so special, they travel, they have all sorts of who could

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know. I'm just yep, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of things

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you learn about germs with children.
It's shocking, and I'm like, you

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know, sometimes it is as disgusting
as things that happened in college. M

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did you see leprosies on their eyes? Short? I mean how I think

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that was dat? Know? Off
the earth? They don't know what's that

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called leprosy? No, like when
it's taken off I'm not using the right

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word. Oh, not extinguished.
I was trying to sound smart. It's

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okay, it was not taken off
the earth and it's still here. I

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knew what you meant because it's big
in Florida, right, not extinct,

407
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But I know what you're talking about. Eradicated, eradicated, thanks everybody,

408
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So it's not it's here again.
It's here again, And they're not exactly

409
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sure how it's spreading because you don't
always get it from just being in contact

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with a person. Oh, but
maybe you get it from droplets yuck and

411
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like air. Yes, but you
don't always get it that way, Like

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you don't always get it from contact
with a person. But also don't don't

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be in contact with a person with
it. Oh my god, and it

414
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is I want to say it is
curable. Sometimes it takes up to two

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years to cure it. Oh the
bacteria, because it's like a bacteria.

416
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Is that what it is? Yeah, I know leprosy, and I've never

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liked dived into what's at the foundation
of it, what causes it. I

418
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:07.759
should fact check this. I'm just
spitting something that I heard on TikTok.

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But then it's where most of our
info comes from, so I have no

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problem with that. It's the new
Twitter for me. That's where I get

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some of my news. I tried, like, I saw an NBC article

422
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:21.759
about it, yeah, and I
clicked it, and then just seeing the

423
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picture, I was like, WHOA, I can't I'm not yet ready for

424
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that journey. Yeah, I was
gross. I don't know when I got

425
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.440
ska bees. Remember I do remember
we had a podcast episode where I talked

426
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about my scabies and I wanted to
end myself. That was so embarrassing.

427
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:37.640
Pleasant you got a call everybody,
Hey, I got leprosy. I hope

428
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:41.839
you weren't too close at dinner last
night. Yeah, I have open source.

429
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:51.160
I just a biblical disease. Got
biblical and it's back. What are

430
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:55.079
we I think it's time that we
need we we gotta look in the mirror

431
00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:59.359
and we gotta figure out some of
these things. We can't continue to do

432
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the things that we're doing. Obviously, No, because somebody's not working.

433
00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:07.759
Yeah, that's not a modern disease
that we're supposed to be dealing with.

434
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:13.319
Again. No. One of my
core Bible memories in grade school Catholic school

435
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was like Jesus being like, come
to me. Leppers. Yeah that was

436
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thousands of years ago, and they
no, one don't want to get it.

437
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:24.400
But that was in Florida Surprise Prize. But on the bright side,

438
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you can add it back into the
putdowns. Lepper that's rude. Sorry,

439
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:37.400
I don't know anyways, Actually I
really do. And they like pull up

440
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.400
a slate and their arms just desper
and you're like, oh my god,

441
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:44.000
what happened? Were you not washing
your hands? How does this get brack

442
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:50.480
get away from me? Speaking of
being those philanthropic billionaires that we would be.

443
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.599
I'm getting one of those visor shields
if I hit the lottery, I'm

444
00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.880
getting one of those full I want
a full sit like what you see with

445
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.000
the little tube sticking out the back, like in the Andromeda Strain. You've

446
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.880
ever seen that or read that book? I just can't. It's like everything

447
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.759
around you. I'm becoming more and
more of a germophobe hypochondriac every day.

448
00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:15.039
Yeah, I'm like, what's gonna
take me? I swallowed my spit wrong

449
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:19.160
the other day and I choked so
bad. I was like, this is

450
00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:21.920
it? This is how I go. I'm home alone with my kids,

451
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:23.400
are going to the call nine one
one because I don't know how to eat

452
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:27.440
food? Right. That is a
legitimate fear of mine living alone, is

453
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that I'll choke or fall down my
stairs or just simply perish and my dog

454
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will eat me or simply perish.
Yeah, and I won't be able to

455
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.400
like I should. I'm only thirty
one, but I feel like life alert

456
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:44.720
should really be marketed towards a wide
age group. Yes, you know,

457
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:50.079
I would proudly work make it into
a bracelet or an anklet. I'm fine,

458
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:52.480
and we can make it cuter.
It doesn't mean to I mean we

459
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can. We can keep the very
obvious ones for people who need to know

460
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:59.599
that, but for the rest of
us, you know, just like a

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00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:04.319
little mart something to alert. I'm
also never ever going to suggest any of

462
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:07.360
those apocalyptic shows to you, because
it's like the what will happen in the

463
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:12.800
event of like nuclear fallout, And
one of the first things is always the

464
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:17.000
dogs will eat us because they will
prefer back to their survival skills and it's

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like a nasty look in the future. No, I'll be friend to them.

466
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.000
All. Yeah, you'd be like
the snow white of the dog world.

467
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:29.840
I think so I would die and
I don't have the skill set to

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00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:35.119
survive. Most thanks, our dogs
have to start advocating for us. Oh

469
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:38.000
god, I'm telling you, there's
one enough likes. It's shocking. It's

470
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like it doesn't in intervals. It's
like twenty four hours later, seven days

471
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:45.280
later, three months later, it's
like, we don't stand it. I

472
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:50.880
don't stand a chance they're playing Oppenheimer
and the Barbie movie at the Getty drive

473
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in. Oh really, yeah,
Oh, I didn't know that Barbenheimer at

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the drive in. I would say
Barbie again, and I can't bring I

475
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:05.280
know And can you imagine a wet
blanket over here? Oh my god,

476
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.280
pinot Grigio after a nuclear bomb movie. I would have to take the next

477
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day off work. Okay, I
wouldn't. I would not sleep a wink.

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Oh, don't threaten me with a
good time

