Okay, when you have when you have girlfriends, brussels your food people wild
alright, I'm not I'm not saying that they're not good. It's just it's
a wild side. Just it's like right, But that's what makes it so
funny, Like you have to actively decide I want Brussels pross today and then
slap I've definitely done it. M h. Kind of my bad job.
I'm kind of getting uh here when it's just my new thing. She's on
my nile every time I come from, just gonna have plight food. Let's
get my little muck phone bigger than what you are. Hey, I'm not
getting bad because no, that's what chick who was eating crab legs on are
saying to her ass blew the fuck up. No not. I just want
to let you know telling that I was wildly inappropriate. What ye all right?
You know what you did? What did I do? You know?
Bigger than what she did? It again? Because I'm not bad exactly,
I just like make sure we get it right. I just want you to
be conscious of everybody's next center. Eat a cookie, the star one he
just had a whole stack of. You got a rain coat? Yeah,
I see that. All right, Well, I'm gonna thank you guys for
tuning into this week's episode of Hostially Awkward. If this is your first time
joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I am a hosting
favorite holtivational speaker. MEMI mee me some one hundred or con't on walk it
if the most sundown. I am joined by currently the cookie Monster, the
narcissist us Pie got one in the building. No dusty bonnet this week.
Shout out the cup it up for yourself for leaving that bondy at home.
That that bonding really angry. I was upset, but you had to be
a cool one, just clean. I told you that would look like stepped
on it on nothing. I just found it. Hey, Britt, happy
you actually awaken, you know, not passed out. I think she got
back from the shy. Yeah she was in the sh Yeah she was out.
Then of course we got mister tone Deaf aka the classic Man, and
then the beautiful Serrita is always go ahead and play yourself garlic. Well hello
everyone on even know which camera are we look? I'm not looking for the
camera, okay, the camera. I'm looking for the camera that's you know,
I never interact with I feel like I'm I'm supposed to be doing it,
but I never I'll never look at the camera. Serrita vimmin aka I'm
chronically resilient, also known for that's what she said on gem and J W
Jmr Gemini eight point three. You know the latest greatest old school hits?
What can I say? What's up? Kayla? Happy? You could join
us? And I'm gonna get back to this food that's slapping it up and
it's so tone that last picture that I sent the group, Can we go
ahead and put that on the screen please? M m hm you know what
me me? Movie Times with Friends. I think we gotta go back and
just rewatch the boom Docks season one to three. Look, so that would
actually be fun. That's movie times. This is funny because this actually just
started a whole conversation Bridges acts with Serrida's eating and that's why they were just
talking about Brussels. So I got some chark chicken this is I'm sorry,
some dark rice, some curry chicken, and I got some Brussels sprouts.
So shout out to my homeboy his birthday party. He was last night so
he could for all of us to make sure that we were taken care of
and has me now aspiring for other things in my life just from being at
his house hold. On y'all, where do you go? Okay? Theyre
are you okay? I wanna go ahead and tell you guys, so that
I can kind of get a message out to everybody at once, but you
are still able to purchase things from me. I just the Commerce Candy Closet
website is gone. I told you guys that it was leaving as of August
twenty first of you know, this year. So that's done. The Citius
Vibes dot com that's mine. It's just the site. It's not done yet.
I have finally found you know, like I think y'all really gonna like
it. Commerce Candy Closet, the website. I feel like it was a
website. It wasn't anything I was really you know, spectacular. It was
just, you know, it was a professional way for me to handle business.
But I feel like all of the work and dedication that I've been putting
into this new website, like I'm really really proud of the way that it's
it's looking and it's turning out so I really really think you guys will like
it. Like me when I hear the night like what's the name of the
thing, the sibious vibes every time I hear that. Now I just hear
like swanky department store and music I don't department store music that is seventies poems.
What department store were you going through? Rob My Man's good ain't seen
you in a while. Oh and it definitely shout out to Bianca because Bianca
came all the way up here to help me with my website. And it's
funny because she was going to help me get set up on squar space.
I've been playing around because Shopify had kind of been on bullshit and I wanted
to let me accept payments because I sell adult toys. So I've been playing
around with go daddy, you know, put a square space off, But
you don't you don't realize and like, sometimes shit can just make you feel
like you just slow, but you know that it's really just you be doing
shit so much and you start to get burned out that you really start to
overlook the smallest things, yea, the most simple things you've looked over because
it's just you and you know, you you starting to like you just you
tunnel vision don't work. You can't see everything on the side. So there
was something with the website and I'm like, I wasn't liking it because I'm
like, where are my sub met us. I've set up everything, they're
not showing and just something the simple She was like, wait, she was
like, did you try to view it in preview mode like from the you
know, and it's like, I've done my websites from the very beginning,
but like I said, being just so burned out setting everything up like that
one thing changed everything. So it's like she didn't have to give like a
shit ton of input or direction. That one little thing helped a hundred percent
because it was just somebody with an extra pair of eyes. So she is,
you know, amazing for that. I really appreciate her taking the time
to come up here for that. It's so funny because Britain's saying, we
need to go back to Dior's gallery and I went today. Actually one of
my Facebook friends she can't make get on Sundays and she's like, look if
you go and pick up my food for me, Like I got you when
I get your wors so I gotta free dinner just being a delivery person today.
Definitely, oh poorn music. Okay, So I don't know it,
Like, yeah, y'all know that I am petty sometimes. I'm petty sometimes
and I don't, you know, like to let things go. So we
were on we were on the air arguing last week about the produce section.
So I went and our group texts and I was talking about when we did
our TDR game night, and I was like, because I didn't know everybody
there, So I was like, I don't know all the gay pots.
So I assumed everybody except you know, cook spouses and Denise for TDR.
Oh and Eric because he gave wanna ride. That's uh, that's your uncle,
ain't it. Because we're the same age. But then you'll mom them
so sometimes to throw me off because it's like we're cousin age. But it's
like it's weird. So I said, I felt like I was in the
produce section last night, and what did I put all of the fucking produce
and what? Didn't want to say the produce section did funny, but they
trying to tell me that they started using the first you can get it off
my screen. Now, I just I just wanted to go poor receipts,
yes, because y'all not gonna tell me that I was trying to. They
tried to make it seem like I was trying to take their credit and I
didn't like that. So I had to go poor receipts yours. Yeah,
I had to go poor receipts because y'all not y'all. Y'all never gonna make
it seem like I need to like, come abuck, y'all. So look
two hours ago, so I just know tomatoes tomatoes. Did you try to
question me transgender? Tomato? Tomatoes? Tomato? Stato? What's word?
Do you know? No? She said potatoes potatoes, like so that when
the one thing goes to the man, or could they grow spuds? Y'all?
Resit them clips with the teacher in the classroom with the badass white kids
and they were stressing do it out. He was like, let's try words
that end the A N. And then she was like lesbian. He was
like, oh, it's not as you walked into that breath, right,
Dudes like I want to be a lesbians, Like you can't be Why where
could I be a lesbian? So where's that ending? Oh end prostitution?
Whose kids are they in the prep school? At that prostitute? Look on
his face was like dug that was was doing the words and little girls like
shit. She's like, yes, that does actually that that does work.
It definitely does work. Like I love the way she handled that, like
she didn't scold her, she didn't try to embarrass her and make her feel
bad. She was like, I'm gonna just leave that off the board.
But you know you're right that that does matter and you can tell a color.
She was like shit, yeah, but did you hear somebody like they
what are the kids uses? In the Senate? It was like I talk
shit. Yeah, all I said, are you in the proper content?
I can't be mad exactly. I'm not the way to conjugate your first I
thought we were here to learn. We are ye. If you are teaching
children and you find a way to reach the kids, do that shit.
I saw some shit on TikTok and they was in there yellow ski and I
was like, people were they were so sick if it was look fam The
one thing that I have learned is Gracie Corner is getting these little ignorant black
kids all the way together while dropping a funky, funky beat as well,
because if this shit gonna help me graduate. So I saw a clip and
I'm wondering because you said that if this is from Gracie's Corner. It was
something with the big bad wolf and the three little pigs. That's Grace Hey,
that that wolf was in bars, Like, I'm baking crazy because what
were pulling up? We pulled up the pig Tiana up school. I'm telling
y'all, y'all really gotta hear If y'all never had heard Gracie's Corner, you
need to hear it. Shit is better than some of the rappers on air
right now. Fam not even gonna lie, you know. And because of
that, just because like with the teacher and the ski shit, and you
know, like Gracie's Corner getting the rappers the fuck out of here, We're
just gonna open with that. So Sexy Red and Suki Hinnas that has been
a whole Are they really terrible people? As? They're not for us?
They're not they not. I sent the tone. Can you uh that that
pictures? Huh? You got the laptop opening running? I don't see them
though. Oh the pictures. Damn. Look, can I give an honorable
mention to y'all Gabba Gabba for the wrapping and everything for the younger kids as
well too? Is it because it was a black man and dad? And
also to it's a party on my tummy right now. Yeah, I've got
the clapping. I'm giving it to you like that. That just popped up
again because it was you're not a guy with the gray hair that were watching
the TV. But yeah, because he was watching it. Banca said,
my daughter plays that for her clients all the time. She loves it.
We are like, like, you know, they have always done whether it
is Cardi b and Megan A. Stallion wipping everything else. You know,
we we always have these think pieces on you know, black women in rap.
So this person wrote this post on Facebook and shared the pictures of Suki
and Sexy Reds and these two are no good to the black community, especially
young women. The messages they saying are bs my opinion. Now, I
am not a fan of Suki or Sexy Rid. It has nothing to do
with their character. It's more like their music is ass like it literally sounds
no, it's not about not like the music is asked because for me,
I don't like when it sounds like that's like, okay, I'm in the
room over there, right right. You gotta we gotta totally separate room tone.
Come over here with a mike and a piece of paper like a meet
me. Wrap this real quick. I don't hear the beat going on over
here. I just start rapping. That's how the music sounds to me now,
like they don't even be like yeah, you know. First and I
let him slide, he was asked. I let him slide because I thought
it was kind of cute back, you know, on my younger dad for
him on us, let's let's be on it. Nobody else would have person
dogs to work. Take your brother to work something, I guess. But
this brings up an interesting post that I posted yesterday me and On I was
gonna talk about him the jeath fresh about next time we record, it's gonna
be old news. So I'm gonna ask you, so the post win is
this y'all don't like sexy Red because y'all thirty five plus. That's it.
That's the start, and that's the end of it. Sooner you can accept
that you are aging. The sooner you can stop writing think pieces about social
social conditions of Black Americans, right that what it is supposed to be.
You're you're not hire, You're not cool. You're paying thirty dollars to see
Bobby Brown days at two hundred and sixty five pounds because of nostalgia. Y'all
sending me links about cruises. Y'all complained about weather and customer service and store.
Y'all love a good brunch. Y'all love a good day party on here
every weekend because you can't fathom starting your night at eleven pm anymore. Y'all
buy accessories for grills, lift waves to prevent injuries. Now you do edibles
because you can't handle hangover. I do edible because the ship's be good.
Shout out to the giggle juice I drink. I have a cup at four
o'clock in the afternoon, and that shit carried me over to the next day.
I was high when I came in it some motherfucker at two o'clock the
day after. You also can't be single to save your life, so again,
you are aging. That is the issue. I am tired of y'all
talking about little girl who ain't talking to y'all play nan, listen to the
words MC luscious you want to go back to the blues. If I yell
out slob on my nab at a party, y'all response that one. So
again, it's not the worst. You're just more conservative now, so it's
mine is all the unnecessary fluff At the end of the day, do you
feel like people have a problem with artists like Slickiana and Sexy Red's music because
it's not the music for you anymore? No, Like, I don't feel
like that's the general consensus. I feel like it's split. It is split.
That post will definitely split, but not not split in terms of like
some people are here for it and some people are not, because that's obvious.
I mean split in terms of the reasons of why people aren't here like
for me. Like I said, I'm not a fan of either one of
them, but it's because like the music and how it goes just sounds bad.
It has nothing to do with the fucking lyrics. I'm here for the
bro We was walking around telling niggas to lick our pussy in our crack.
Okay, Kya had us tell him my neck my back, which both hurt
right now, because I am over thirty five, but I was telling niggas
to lick my pussy in my crack, like the lyrics are not the problem,
and y'all should notice because look at all the ship that was going on.
Songs from a woman back in nineteen talking about breaking her back down the
fucking multiple men and then going home to her husband and damn he'd tell her
something else what niggas wild? She said, she got a big fat click
the size of her thumb. Bro, don't nobody want you. There's actually
a category of porn for that big clip point. Niggas love that shit.
I don't because I just you know, but no, I shut up.
So I I do feel oh, but I do feel like there are some
people who are, you know, genuinely just like, oh my god,
the lyrics like clutching their pearls and shit. But then I feel like there
are people that are full of shit, Like I made this comment on several
posts like whenever I see something like this, and I'm like, if you
were complaining and you were equally vocal and upset, because y'all love to say,
oh, well, the messages they pushing out, the messages they pushing
out, like Okay, well, if that's the case, if you were
equally upset and vocal about the messages that mail rappers have been putting out for
all of these years being harmful to the community, then I can rock with
you because you're not being you know by But outside of that, I feel
like you were really just policing women and their bodies. And this is some
respectability politics type shit. You don't give a fuck about the community and what
the youth is consuming and none of that shit. You just want women to
sit the fuck down, shut up, and stay in their place, and
niggas, we're not doing that shit no more. Where was the outrage when
Future was telling us to do Molly's and percocets? Thank you? So so
me, me and Kim we're going back and forth about today because I'm like,
I made that kind of so so I'll really be a changed between me
and Kim to that which Kim little Kim that was here on the show.
Yeah. So, I say, if the people are complaining are equally vocal
and upset about the messages and lifestyle males and the industry push, I'll let
them live. Otherwise I call bullishit and think it's more about policing women and
their bodies and less about the youth. You'll see people setting You'll see people
not setting a positive example themselves, talking about what the youth is exposed to.
Like how so she coming in, she was like forced. I can't
think of one male artist whose whole album is about dick and pussy, can
you? They talk about friends, drugs, relationships, being down, heartbreak,
drugs, and life. These ladies literally two things. We weren't talking
about whether they were multifaceted or like what the extent of the catalog was.
We're talking about whether the message is harmful to the community. That's how old
was. So how old was like running over Foxy Brown was a minor.
They was running over talking about ill. She wasn't even grown yet, right
in the middle of the street. So at sixteen that statutory rate in the
verse, that's because she was also doing that to him. So when you
can honestly write about what the so much shit a woman could do with her
pussy as a man? So I responded and I said, not a force
at all. They also who her daddy did because she was so fun.
Yeah, I ain't never meant to check that. Fine, So maybe you
don't need to. Maybe they felt different in New York different. So my
response to that, I said, not a force at all, because I
said, if they're equally vocal and upset about the messages me and pushed,
then it's valid. How long have we been listening to them wrap about murdering
other black men and pimping women. You think men telling the kids it's okay
to catch bodies is less harmful than women rapping about their bodies. You think
men rapping about consuming drugs like lean is less harmful. We've seen these rappers
be murdered or overdose, and the message is still out there. I haven't
seen a bit shake her ass to death. All I'm saying is keep the
same energy. If they swear they care about the youth genuinely, I already
know we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. And that's okay
because we were seeing it from like I'm talking about what the post said and
then you're like, oh, well, they only talk about like that's not
the point. Like if you were saying that their message is harmful and you
don't like it because of that, then you have to look at every harmful
message that's going out and music. Y'all only worry about it when it comes
to women, like, ain't nobody dying because the women is saying, hey,
go shake your ass in the nigga face, but make them pay you
for it, like you it ain't no, don't fucking strippers having turd for
us and shit like I told you this bitch, don't clap her ass up
and here I'm gonna clap her. Prostitutes will bang for that corner. Though.
It's amazing that people care about yeah, because she's like, well,
I'm staying there. One dimensional. Whether they're one dimensional or not wasn't the
topic of this post. It was what they're talking about is harmful, and
I don't know, I just I hate that whole thing where they're like,
oh, well, they're destroying the black community. We was fucked up before
these motherfucker's got they're like twelve. They was born into the black community being
fucked up. Here's my thing that makes me laugh. All of y'all sound
just like y'all parents when hip hop was first being created. Now let me
go back to my post, was saying how destructive and terrible and in garbage
ass music hip hop was when It was positive at the time, but don't
forget the part that wasn't wasn't gonna make it to us the fifty years damn
hip hop marriages. So after that, y'all know me. Shit spends you
know, and I it stends me on a little rent. So my post
I left and I went and made a step. I said, y'all have
watched folks wrap about murder, drugs, and pimping for decades, and the
only things y'all have carrid about were if the beats, bars and flows were
on point, doesn't matter how many people were killed there od because of or
while trying to mimic that lifestyle. You have niggas being indicted because they're rapping
about actual crimes committed in their music. That shit isn't even entertainment at that
point. It's a confession in the video games. Don't even think me started.
Meanwhile, as soon as women started shaking ass and rapping about pussy nine,
stop for entertainment. Now everybody want to act like the youth is gonna
spontaneously combust. I'm not a fan of the music simply because I don't like
the way it sounds. Everything is weak, and they sound like they couldn't
hear the beat they were rapping over. I'm not gonna pretend like I'm so
offended and the youth are doom though, like I wasn't getting picked up from
Garden Homes Elementary with my pops blasting two shorts cocktails and his red Iroz twenty
eight with the tea touse. You know, I love riding that motherfuck man.
But I'm like, but, like you said, I said, but
if y'all grew up like that and are being prudes about it now, clearly
the kids will be fine. It'll be day turn to complain about this ship
in a few years. Right. That's why I don't even go in when
they really talk about this sexy red silky on the shit, because this is
that's y'all. This is y'all shit, right, just like enjoy whatever was
there, Like I enjoy bad music like I enjoyed I enjoy bad movies like
it's some shit that just ain't good, but you like it anyway. I
definitely enjoy bad. I tell one that's not he used to not like something
before he got to know. It's like one that's just not your bag.
That's all of it, and This is what I feel when it comes to
these two in particularly, that's just not our bag. Let them do what
they do. They may change laws. Who knows actually likes Silky on the
song her afrobeat one because the afrobeat. Yes see, you're proven a point.
It's not her lyrics at the beat exactly, So shut up, you're
not worrying helping. Just hey, you're proven me. I am pro our
point. I agree. I'm not saying I don't look if London on the
track. I don't care what they right. That's my point, and I'm
not telling people. I am not telling people that they should or have to
like their music because I don't. What I don't like is don't try to
put the entire black community on their fucking shoulders like they're not doing shit that
was already fucking done before they got here. Stop being so here's the from
What they really are doing is what you would want black people to do is
be an upstanding member of fucking society. They're now harming the community they feed,
they fucking family. If this is kind of shit, I gotta do
to put food in the crib. And because because Kim's upset that I bought
up Future. I'm like, you, how Future did all this shit like
pushing drugg and all this other kind of shit that he wasn't even doing right,
just to tell but it's entertaining, right. But so then she was
and I don't even know what we're talking about, people, because what did
I just say? If people are feeling so genuine about this is harming our
community, then why the fuck y'all ain't mad at that nigga? He's everybody
toxic nigga, though y'all love him when he is when he is here putting
all of this ship out into the community, having our kids thinking it's cool
to walk around with these fucking cups drinking drugs and shit overdosing and passing the
fuck out for something that he's not even doing. Because this because her argument
was, well, these these the mail repping like they live in their truth.
I said they're not, though, and that's how I ended up.
I said, Rick Ross got clown for fucking because he was making up shit.
Right. They was on Rick Ross ass because what he wasn't living a
life that he's an officer. Most of them don't be I'm like, because
I'm like, it is entertainment. Their job is to entertained at the expense
of the people who want to be entertained. Cardi has said herself that when
she tried to make other music, her fans wasn't fucking with it. I
was like, what the fuck is this? They didn't like it. They
wanted her to be the bitch that's ratchet and shaking her ass. So what
are you gonna do? You are going to sell? What is fucking selling
if you are going to create content that people want to consume so that you
can keep your fucking bills paid. And I'm not mad at him for that,
never run, But I am what mad at Jamal Water because he could
do better now. He like he gotta have a piece of that pause,
But he got it all like some party gotta have something because folks just make
movies grow pause. He just wants, you know, he could be so
much more, brit says, folks always finding a reason to villainize black women
by any means, that's serious, fucking exhausting. Let them live, right,
And it was like, I don't fuck with a lot of shit,
but that doesn't mean that I have to sit here and spend all my time
tearing you down. What is my whole idea? I want people to be
able to be them fucking self here, that's how hostially awkward was even because
I want women to be able to be the fucking self. But here's the
irony behind the whole situation. Oh that delicious tried to call her out and
then that was hilarious. Not even that, but no, why you gotta
be on the carpet. It's dirty here. See women, women women,
women can get women can kind of detect when there's like that fakeness of trying
to make a scene, like you meant well, but it was really a
shady statement, right, the backhanded one. So but she said what she
said like you was fucking flavor flame, Like you ain't scared of nothing,
Like if you could flavor flame, you ain't scared about That's fair, fair,
but no, the thing about it is everybody who is out here is
fake outraged about the music they putting out. You don't gotta listen to it,
right, That's the greatness about the way music is today. You don't
have to listen. You can skip the track, change the channel. You
still got a real thing. Play what the fuck you want? Did he
just drop the fire ass album listen to that you don't have to listen to.
I got a whole playlist music. Let me tell you something, and
it's not a whole PlayListen of the whole playlists too, it's just your thing.
I love ratchet music though it's top two. The funny part is whenever
I am out driving in traffic, it's not the women that I hear playing
sexy red. Yeah, it's the niggas. Yes, I have some dudes.
You're not a little little little the little motorbikes or whatever that they be
on nigga was I was coming from here. I was on fucking up little
lights on the ship having niggas appreciating. Yeah, but I do, like,
I really, I really really really hate that. And then it's always
the well, they make black women look bad. They don't make me look
like shit black women. Black women look bad on the all. I'm like,
the mean, you state make black women look bad. Every time I
hear a black woman say you making black women look bad. So for you
to even say that, what you think you ain't better? What was she
doing? Now you're gonna point it out? So now everybody just looked bad
in this situation. Said, you make a black woman look bad, you
feel immediately proceed to tear it down. And why you feel like she's making
y'all look bad? But now you're doing the same thing she don't. She
just wore something that you verbally did it. And I'm like, if anybody
makes me look bad, it's you bitches that be tap dancing for these niggas
attention that don't be treating y'all right anyway, because y'all have all of these
fucking standards, and well, where supposed to be like this, where supposed
to act like this? Where's supposed you're doing all of that? And you
still don't have a nigga. I tell y'all that all the time, you
have a fucking man. Yeah, I said, Wow, that's name this
episode. But at this point I want the button. What's wrong? I'm
saying, Look, I who hurts you? T plus community and they tend
to say stuff when the mics is off, So sometimes you may want to
check your nigga's draws. That's what I'm saying. Oh and then and then
there were comments because of course carpet, she's always parking, but no,
but it was the fact that people were like, but she had an award
shop. Motherfuck, it is the VMA Academy Awards. This this is not
this is not the fucking Oscar. This is none of that ship. And
what did she say? She said, they knew who I was when they
fucking invited me. They knew what it was. We had watched y'all know,
fucking Rose McGowan from Charms, from the Charm Sisters. Y'all know that
she was on that same BMA carpet ass naked exactly, asked naked? I
mean Titti's out, flat ass was out everything and she just had on like
a little a little single shirt over. Little pasty was on her, little
ripples was out chain mail you're thinking of? Was it Tasha whatever her name
is. She had the little tape here and taped down there at the same
shingles on the first look, Kim had a whole boobie out. Dana Ross
grabbing stage. You to me, ain't gona let Dane the Ross findal you
one. I didn't say, I wouldn't, so Kim probably felt the same
way I was looking at And that was cute black on this day, like
in twenty twenty, during the pandemic. I spent two days watching girlfriends.
That's what I did with this day in twenty I spent watching girl This popped
up on my timeline. Do you know what was going on in this week
in twenty twenty? That was probably the most interesting thing that happened in Milwaukee
in a long time. Twenty twenty was in a pandemic. Why was anything
happening? Kimberly was being stalked by Travis on the internet situation, whether it
was staged, if it was genuine, it was still fucking It was funny.
It had our attention because bro, ain't no fucking way you gonna slap
my hat off like that and take my power wacor why like sixty five viewers
watched this lossy and you know, let's not forget Homer blow was they're moderating
h y'all got drag Homer Homer anyway, the fact that he had the whole
internet shooting. They shot rooting this nigga on like, think about it,
people's they were routing on a man who was publicly stalking a woman public that's
what he was harassing her publicly. It caused the flying pressure, that's all
I don't. I don't see it. Did you get did you get that
Bust of Rhymes video? Oh? I didn't add it. We sh niggas
get away. I understand that. So while we are on the uh the
topic of celebrities wilder. Now, there were a few people that were here
over the weekend arcos in Pula. We'll get so Fantasia was here, got
cakes, still them them them country bread cakes. But it didn't win from
a birthday cake to a wedding cake with tears. Look, that's what I
heard. She works out. Does she work out? Yeah? I don't
know what she do, but I know that motherfucker. I told y'all if
I had my children, Santasia stylists Mary J Blies like, if there's a
couple of them in there, But FANTASTIAU be dressing them. Hams is always
on display and I get to them Hams first of all. Honey. You
know that's that's probably my biggest regret about not getting into church when I was
younger. I think if I became church, yeah you don't instantly getting yam
because you in church. Fan not the trade off. My mama. My
mama knew how to sing, and I would have been in church. I
feel like I would have got some ship passed down that I needed. What
That's not how it works strictly. I'm gonna stopped at fifteen. But yeah,
that's when she started being to Heather. Look, that's not brit said
that Phantasia Joe concert was fucking amazed. Boss and the nigga that called in
for the evening saying how to everybody? Yeah he took pt of to day
for the last three weeks. Hey me? But no, Yeah, so
Fantasia, I heard Rocko was here. I don't know, probably get some
money so you can pay Monica. But Boosty Booty was also hit as y'all
know. You know, for whatever reason, he has this fucking it feels
like he's the mayor, the other mayor of Milwaukee. Somebody was like,
well, now, I don't know who I'm supposed to, Uh, I'm
supposed to call Boosty or Tweezy election election put him on the ballot run off,
Yeah, but on the office that ain't nobody running for him and write
both the niggas names. Who wins? Well, I can tell y'all that
it's Tommy. Can you smell it through the screen. No, he uh
I do. He asks why one got six billion, two hundred and sixty
three thousand and ninety one car Mexicans. But it smells like it's like I
could get strong. So it's so funny for you to not even be able
to car Mexican car. Mexican is hilarious because plenty of Mexican can fit in
the car. That's true. Hi too. I watched the motherfucker's pull up
in front of the school building and get out of low ass Honda Court like
a fucking clown car. They just kept coming. It was like it was
like sixty Mexicans. Manya business timing was mean it is so therefore were not
being racist time. We were just you know, we are informing the masses
of their efficient car pooling skills, money saving. Man. You just gotta
remember Mexicans got on boots right now. Yeah, but I can definitely tell
you that had this been me, had this been me, Boosey wouldn't be
he wouldn't want to be caught the mirror Milwaukee no one because I like cust
him smooth the fuck out. So Boosey was a prime socially and there was
like one of the bottle girls asked him if he wanted some water, and
now for those who couldn't read his lips, he said, I don't want
the water. I want my dicks up, and then proceeded to pull his
shirt up. Brouh and pulled the shirt up. No, that was definitely
him pulling, like, hey, let me make it, let me let
me take them for you visibility. Let me tell you something like the way
I would have called him all kind of crusty my roaches and told that Nigga
to squirre up like I would have caused the bride. That would have been
a contact. Then we can go over that while they clean in his face
with Gass saying brow the surgery, we can find out what you do all
that. He wasn't even like it right down what he meant, because his
jog will be wired. She asked him a question now was his response attack
didn't matter absolutely because what that has to do with me? As water time,
he said that Nigga looked like he got liver problems. What's up with
his raccoon? I look boos had Boosy has had a billboard, Yeah,
but Boossey has been on the billboard on the side of that right there,
that a block away, not even a full block black and whack. Yeah,
he has been on the side of that building with a billboard for the
longest. And I'm like, bro, y'all couldn't like photo shop the whites
of his eyes to Actually they're called the whites of your eyes and they yellow.
Nia it's a problem, yeah, from him his eyes looking his eyes
look like you know when the baby pissing the diaper and you take it off,
but all the piston like soaked into the cotton. That's how his eyeballs
look. Shut stop talking, like just residual piston soaked in him. He
is so problematic, and people just like, look, krusty mouthfucker what kind
of said? But sooking and sexy read out of problems though he's so ill
to me he is he cringes. Actually, very very problematic. All I'm
saying is whatever he said, it could be taking on the grand exact.
Fuck me, that's brick, she said, exactly the fun really, but
yeah, this has come from John for a thousand I mean just because he
said, hee is dick sucked me. He was suggesting that this young lady
said, hey, hey, I'm tired who we talk. See look,
give me she no, she said, who are you talking about? Boosty
dehydrated? Ass? I'm wrong, definitely busty correct what look? Kell said,
he looks like he never drinks water and if he and if he does
toilet water. Dog ass, mother, you're the dog motherfucker you somebody No,
no, no, Sometimes people can't, but we can't. Actually we
can't for the second it's a podcast. But somebody we don't shut up.
I pick and choose. He snapped like, sirry, please take the water
again because he needed. That's it. Look, that's it. I don't
even have I don't even have to be the bottle girl down just seeing him,
like, bro, you want this water? You look like you needs
his family? Were you got money? You say? Like that? Was
he wrong? Absolutely? They said, why the fun would he need to
even say that? In his response if he wasn't on some other ship right
like exactly like I'm telling you, like at the end of the day,
we don't know did she did she not? No, I don't know what
I'm talking about me. In that situation, it would be able to have
been some furniture moving in prime social you'd be surprised with these racket helpers with
that side, was like, she a bottle girl, like she's looking for
a come up. You don't like this job. He's the mayor of Milwaukee
for a reason. Some of somebody's making him be the mayor. Yeah,
thank you. Trina said he gonna be begging for an instantly injection tomorrow.
She said she didn't though, I don't believe her. Again, what he's
a bottle girl, You really think that not everybody, not everybody is gonna
be like, oh, let me suck the dick of this walking human beef
jerky just because he like no Timmy the studio, so I could leave,
not for the not for the dinosaur. You want me to suck your dick?
And you denying water ship or tastes like a bag of quarters. K.
No, that's I told you. Oh you didn't know the hard drive
crack to call somebody. No, you didn't hard We are missing some key
buttons. Yeah, we're missing some buttons because the hard drive crack. So
I gotta recreate him a lot of them. We lost a lot of them.
Time and saying it's ship man function if he diabetic, so he just
out here sexually because that's really sexual harassment. That's really what it was.
Much so I would have I'd have been like and I was just so distraught
and now this, this is not what I signed up for for this job,
to be harassed as your I am just trying to feed my family and
I was sexually harassed by this. California Raisin, No, stroke, you
need to stroke the fuck out. Niggas are consistently embarrassing. Yes, Britain,
I'm gonna say, y'all, don't see how that motherfucking sugar he poured
in the spaghetti. I thought he was making kool as. Nope, he's
just country and crusty. See to yellow eyed bastard. I mean he did
it to himself. Yeah, that you most Yes, California Raisin heard definitely
hurt it through the grape vine. Did we get one? Not yet.
I'm waiting for it. It should become a song though, what'd she say?
That's my bingo. I just want you all to know absolutely we're talking
about that on Thursday. No, I'm saying like, that's the last thing
I need on to being go board to get inga Jesus to take and so
outside of him while and we are now moving on to other celebrities that are
just celebrities, been on bullshit because they ain't been able to work. It's
the writers strike. These niggas I've been losing. They fucking mind because they
gotta be home with the family. They don't like being around you, said
Dog the world's first start skinning light skinned nigga. He getting darker and darker,
and Serena said, around his eyes looked like the skin around people elbows.
Okay, unless he's unless you've tried my bank body butters. Oh sleep,
I woke up at eight o'clock. I woke up at eight, and
when I woke up, I had to leave right out and go pick up
because we got out at eight thirty, so I missed it. I gotta
go on Hulu. Yeah, he back because you know, speaking of the
writers strike, he ain't got nothing to do. That's really They make it
seem like him and events had to come no like a brock. Then I'm
going I'm going to slack down. That's what we said, were talking about
that. I was trying to go before. I was trying to get sick
tickets right when they went on sale. But the seats, I'm like bro,
you know, I don't like to sit in a week as seats whenever
we go like that's just a given, and I think that's what we're talking
about. Let's just do Survivor series of standing well and other you know,
celebrity just wilding the fuck out news. We now have a video of Buster
Rhymes on stage. Now, Buster, I kind of give a pass because
he's smiling. What is win? Had split Star ever been a nigga who
you got the impression he goes to the gym regularly? First of all,
why he looked like Mike Tyson up on the stage. Who bust okays her
really like, Okay, I'm gonna need niggas to put the blue choos down.
I blame Big John. Now, oh thank you, thank you,
thank you, Britt, because I did not think so britt is. In
a comment she says, Serta, that damn body butter is everything. It
is it fucking and I forgot to mention this last week when I tell you
that shit is fucking amazing. I was just like, yeah, so you
thought it was just you touched me. It was just like you thought it
was just man. So so I I let my mom, like, you
know, touch my arm her. So then while I was here in the
studio yesterday, she was like, oh, she was like, I just
got off the shower and my skin is looking like really bad. Can I
try something? I said, it's some baby all in there, and it's
some cocoa butter, some some of that, uh that palmer ship. And
I told her no, first of all, my mom ain't no small fry
all right, So I didn't want her, you know, like really going
in on my shop because I mean, it's it's not a big container and
you don't need a lot, but she's not, So you know, I
didn't want her to go in there like digging in my ship and trying to
moisturize all of that, like cause my mama got titties that it's like you
can hold it here, but then you still got enough to hold it here
like a machine gun. Like my mama got big ass titties. Okay,
she could have used my chargers trying to moisturize her titties. I don't got
no time for that. And she got sereda beat on ass. That's saying
a lot. So no, you cannot use my fucking container body or butter.
No better go in there and get you some of that vegetable or out
of goddamn cabinet. Leave my shit alone. Everybody message me, everybody message
me. You are you have permission to slide on my DM so you can
get some of his bang and body butter so gonna has slide in. That's
my song. I'm gonna play that after this look. That used to be
so my ex boyfriend. That used to be his ring tone on my phone.
And it's so funny because that was before we got actual music. That
was a polyphonic ring tone. It was just a little beaten ship no no,
yea, yeah, but that was that was when I had the very
first camera phone, Like it was a Sony ericson joint where it came and
had a little carrying case and you had to physically attach the camera. It
was the single single lends. You had to attach it to the bottom of
your phone in order to take pictures with you. Yeah, yep, it
was oh my god, mm hmm. Yeah. But but I loved it
though, like because I like, I was always like into electronics and like,
you know, the newest new toys and shit. That was my thing.
So then it was like when Sprint first came out with the phone and
ship. They used to play the music videos for the ring tones, and
shit, I was I hopped right on that motherfucker. I hated that phone.
I only I didn't have that phone that was I think that was the
rumor. Oh yeah, yeah, I got rid of that phone ass.
But I used to have Kanye flashing lights video playing with my phone. Ring
that was my ship. So yeah, it's it's it's crazy to see that
all of the stages of technology we've gone through, and then it's like we
were so hyped to have our favorite songs and a sign ring tones and shit,
now motherfuckers don't even have that ringer soon right, or you got an
iPhone. It's the same goddamn ringer for everybody. I got no only time
I got two. Tommy said, bust ahead and neck looked like one figure
like the Juggernaut. Bit. Yes, her skin is definitely going. Oh
thank you. Kata said, make me something. Please inbox me my options.
That's why I said, everybody just inboxed me. Gone here, just
send send, send it over. I do I have mango, and then
I have unsent it. And so when I made memis I made hers first.
I put in the bag and I put in a different spytle of the
house because I was like, she's not gonna have no kind of big London
love right back to you back we got London on the track. That's you
And there you go, Jess and Devonte, Chris Machine Gun TV. Yes,
bingo, you got your mango as you did the just because that's literally
like, okay, so my mom. My mom is a scorpio, yes,
yeah, and like her level of delusion is like kind of hot.
My mom really has this thing in her head. And I'm like, I
don't give a fuck how much what I've gained me and you were not the
same size. Your titties is way bringing than mine, and I don't have
no ass huh. So my mom, because God only knows the last time
she has gone for a proper bra fitting, my mom likes to argue with
me about the size of her titties. And I'm like, just because that's
the size of the brack you put on, doesn't mean that's the size of
the brock you wear, especially because you literally have on two bras right now.
Damn why she had she puts one bral on and then she had.
I'm like, I don't need all that support you do. And then when
she don't have, it's like she can literally like she can go like right
under the cuf for the titty, like look, I only need one hand
for my titty. Her she got and it's like you you literally would need
two hands to hold her entire titty. Her titties are looking huge. And
my mom has always been like that, Like my mom has always been really
really that's why I have titties. They just didn't reach her height of titty.
Yeah, it's gonna say because my granny didn't had no tittis my granny
guy arrest guy arrests herself. But my granny was hilarious because she was saying,
like when she was younger, like she always wanted titties. So she
called herself like doing something with some corn starts and putting them on her titties,
she said, and it dropped them things up even more. I was
cracking up. So don't so apparently, don't put corn starts on your titties
if you don't want them. Drink it's funny. But yeah, my mom
was like mad, mad, mad, delusional when it comes to like our
sizes and shit, because it's like, bro, one of your ass cheeks
to steal both of mine. I don't know. Tell me saw my mom
when we switched places, when she dropped me off one day, But I
don't know if he really paid attention. Oh he was paying attention. He
was checking in my mouth. You know. Tommy's nasty. I mean shit,
they caused at the same fucking age. Damn there. She only got
him about five six years fifty That would be wild. Yeah, he fifty,
she only fifty five fifty six, Tommy, do look like I could
see that? Tommy start them Artists niggas ain't shit though there were artist niggas,
which one was the ones that paint was the rap? Any type of
art musical artists trash. Absolutely painting trash. I never dated a painting.
I wouldn't. Yeah, and just because that's how they get bitches. Oh
no, let me draw artist. That look, that's how jack end up
sucking rolls on that boat. That is true. He was like, let
me paint them rich. I would be, and everybody died the story my
jacket. He wanted to because he was trying get some mass. Everybody was
bout had to go. Jack was minding his own business. Some upscale bitch,
you wanted to come downstairs and see what the Riffians do for fun.
That's because God is racist, skin like this shit, and they had enough
room on that piece of wood. She couldn't let my man's up here.
Definitely could have, bro, let's alternate or something like, right, look
lay on top of me. I've already been this, Like I just would
have made more body heat. Bro. We could have fucked all over that
plank of wood, just like keep the temperature up, do something, because
then they eventually come and get hurt. So that yeah, so you wouldn't
have the story. Yeah, and then you ain't even had a decency to
be like, all right, I don't you know, like maybe we can
give him a proper barrier. You just let my niggas think all the way
from She was like they like and did she lie? Why she did it?
I'll never let go bitch, you just did. I never let go
Jack. She missed spiritually understand I got you, I got you, hold
you down. But you know that mean when be in the clouds like this
looking down that him and me is Jack, let me the funds of m
gonna hand me, hand me. Damn, y'all don't y'all don't understand my
mom. Man probably called him a dastardly Winch said, we too much in
your mama business, and I don't like it. Kind of fucking think I
feel because she won't get out just a whole lot of titty body's two bras,
no man, and then yeah, so right, because my mom titties
are huge, so like she had these these two bras on, but then
she has like a towel in there. What the what I'm going? I
just want her to go for a I mean, I know I need to
get myself a new profit in too. So I'm you know, but I
mean I can yeah on my my fault. Yeah, I said, your
mama sund just like you read us. My mama got one of them real
light and like she customer service voice, I sound like a man. I
sound like my dad. Man. You know, over the years, I
have been conflicted with that, and that would actually be a good segue for
one of the videos show like yeah, you know where I'm going? Like
no, So I've been conflicted about that because I look so much like my
dad, like sound like I mean shit, sometimes I'd be like like I'd
be laying next to a nigga sleep like I don't know if I should be
questioning your sexual I or not, Like because I look a little bit too
much like my pops and your dick was like brick hard So now so now
like you know what you actually sound like me when you say that, because
I look like my dad so and I'm like, but then it's like,
so then it's like when niggas meet my pops and shit, it's like what's
going through your mind? Like you like hiding a chubby Like it's just like
I said, I've been conflicted throughout the gears because I look so much like
my dad and it's like it's just I don't know. I don't know if
I should be concerned that niggas be so attracted to me or not. That's
basically my Yeah, how do we get here? Because I'm over here looking
at him, me with baby Yoda, and it says, vegan the chicken
you eat and had a family me. That's why I order a family bucket.
No one, no one love hate, that's fair. I hate it
here. I hate it here. I turned around and y'all talking about the
baby was not bad. Might be gay because he fuck you because you look
like your dad And I'm confused. I'm talking about men being attracted sent me
period because it's like, damn, like you find a man attractive and don't
even know it, or maybe they do know it. Did you wipe?
Why did you say I'm already sick? Let's see who kind blocking cause I
said artists? Say shall who said that? Timing? You know you specifically
said painters, see Brittain. No, she's the actual factuals. Artists really
ain't shit. And this is coming from an artist. Oh yeah, poetry
niggas are the worst because they niggas are seeing do poetry. Don't get no
church. And again in the band they were playing the organ and shit,
they really got all the holes. It's brit said, Damn, I look
like my dad too. This is trippy, scause you're really getting thinking about
this shit, Liken, like, I want to get back home though,
I'm definitely gonna get back into my bags when I get home. But you
know, some people, they unfortunately like they don't know what their dads look
like, which is a very good because I feel like he was like,
this is a wild trimming because they don't. And are you triggered right now?
Well, let's let's roll the beautiful bean footage since your trigger now this
is now trickle warning if you need to leave. The funny thing about a
trigger warning, it's the fact that SERI to ask you a serious question the
other day and you refused to answer the question. What did I ask him?
Like, wasn't if he did? If you wanted to know your dad
or whatever? She said, if you want to know your dad, let
me check my de Yeah, yeah, what is his name? I didn't
ask you what's the last name? He was really from the look in there
to see what. No, you are great to if you if you if
we could find them playing instruments infinitely times worst, Yeah, okay, that's
something about her. Bed was a church organist and a drummer. Oh yeah,
you definitely get it puss together, they say, get the drummer song?
Are you obliged? Timy said, I'm quit being an artist and become
a podcast and only fans content creator. Then and only then will I be
shit. I'll show you the way my brother. Now, still you still
ain't gonna be shit? First? I mean, look, can she do
the minute her life. The ain't shit, the ain't shitnesses are rating there
because you are an artist, but you know you can at least try to
change your life around. Charlie would have probably the most creative fucking only definitely
as the men are horrible. Oh yeah, some of the Gemini one.
I'm not gonna say we all completely. You know, some Gemini woman a
terrible but like as a whole, like consensus, like Gemini men are just
I don't even claim them as soon as people be like the gym like cause
you know, like scorpios will take up for scorpios. I'm not doing that
with no Geminis, No no bro My Jamal is all we need. Mike,
you's a Gemini. Here's a wholesome guy who loves titties. MIKEY ain't
hurt nobody the fact that you Yeah, I'm actually going to my firm request
now, Okay, brit says, I have a question, but it makes
seem like I was high. All right, y'all know the hand dryers in
the bathroom, right you think they? You know who they are? Are
scanning your DNA while they dry your hands expertitiously, I don't, I don't
think so no, because it's blowing away, they're not collecting it. You
stick your hands dry, Well if it blow means nothing because it's taking the
air around you and recirculating it. And that's why they say those hand driers
are actually not good because they blown dudue particles on your hand. So I
actually preferred the paper tiels. I know we're I know we're supposed to be,
you know, saving the planet and ship, but there's no point in
me soaping up my hands and washing them just for you to blow. Somebody
do how to make recycling paper market Like that's kind of productive in my book.
I don't care where you go, said, Oh, I don't know
who the kids dad is at this point. What you don't whoa that's where
we at. That's what they want you to think. Tone, that's the
bridge saying about the hair drier. No more edibles for you tonight, please.
It was Kayla talking to brit got me too time me said, paper
tied me. Please, I use it to open the door to you know,
and I'm I'm actually surprised that they haven't made all of the doors this
way at this point, like no, not even numb, but the auto
ones because you know, I mean, you still gotta push the button Romans
where you use the bottom of your foot on the bottom of the door the
sensor where the little handicap button normally would be. Yet so when you go
pass it, it automatically opens the door for you. Do do airs ass
And I exactly ass, And I yeah, it's just that all y'all even
in the comet. Stop talking because I'm just saying because let me tell you
something. If you have never washed your hands and the Sherman Phoenix bathroom,
like I love the smell of their soap, but just I'm doing this,
I'm sanitizing doing it. Got this lovely ass soap smell on my hands.
Then just to go because Sherman Phoenix hass pepper towels, but to go and
like just and then it's like you just had a nigger that had Taco bill
leave out before you and now this is blowing all over your hands. Imagine
like if this was like a movie and did you hit it with the zoom
in and then you can see like the doodoo particles like making many tornadoes and
there trying to dry your hand. That's why brit said she's been sober all
day and she hasn't even poured her first couple of giggles yet. She said
she's actually gonna have two cups because she's off tomorrow. I'm only a half,
I told y'all, I had a half. It was a coffee mug.
I had a half of a coffee mug at four o'clock. I know
it was four o'clock because that's what time my baby walked in from school.
I was drinking it, and from four o'clock it hit me like good,
like I could feel it coming. And then five o'clock I was good coming
because because like when I'm hot, like my my chest field light and heavy
at the same time or from there, like I took a nap. I
woke up at eight o'clock. I was still high, but I had to
go read and then I was just like I was just then by the time
I came into the studio, came here at two o'clock so I could start
working on my website, and I was still just like that high. Just
carries shut the fuck up one that was look. I was just reading coming
on the TV. Bro little friend. Why I intentionally did it like that
because I knew he hadn't seen it coming on the TV. Get he looked
at me like, wow, what I do? It was? I'm telling
y'all I could be on to be movies. We need to good, I
told Tone. I said, we just need to turn my life into a
little to be miniseries. I think we'd be good. Nobody's gonna watch yours
that now, Okay, Now, Tommy Tommy says, and only white people
are a super comfortable blowing up public restrooms. They are notoriously careless about that.
And I imagine do the air floating around them like pig. No.
I will ship anywhere. I have no shame. I am not anyway.
It was not here as part of the cast when we did the Lion King
story of you being stuck and the Calls bathroom because Yeah, I got stuck
in the Calls bathroom ship because of Yeah. So let me tell y'all something.
This is, this is, it's, it's it's it's not a secret.
But I just I don't think I've ever talked to y'all before. So
I will ship any and everywhere. I do not care. I don't take
outside sign road hey if I can't hold it. And we got some McDonald's
napkins in the car. I'm had to let go on and let god no
but Dald's McDonald's. That's how you know that scrapeo bro ass but won't be
no. Doody left in irritated. No. So it was Britt said,
uh, mind's reaction to you meet me was so birthday it was. I
can't. I can't tell y'all how many ships I've taken inside the casino and
it seems like, yeah, but it is. But but I have noticed
on the days where I was like, like and I'd be cool. I
don't know if it's because that walk from the parking structure through the skywalking down
to like if that's so long, that's what get everything turning. But but
I've noticed when I walk in pot of water me, if I have to
ship as soon as I get there and I go and take like a smooth
dump before I go gamble, I usually be hitting big. I was like,
I said, I must be releasing like that negative and unlucky energy or
some shit. But yeah, when I when I dropped ass and potowata me,
i'd be good. I just come out and wash my hands like normal,
like I'm only laughing, Yeah, and has two. They have two
different like so they have the dicing ones. The ones you're talking about were
like the blue like so the ones you moving hands up and down or paper
towels. I always opt for paper tiwes. Especially you don't have no doors
to walk in and out of anyway, so I don't have to touch the
door on the way out. The fact that smell like stale air, It
don't. It's it's a very distinct smell, like somebody something that was like,
well, this is because they'd be like pumping oxygen in there to keep
you away. Because I said, I don't know if that's true or not.
But what I do know, I what I what I do know is
it's a very distinct smell in there. It's like a it's like a sweetened
kind of no, it's like I can't really describe it. But I like,
if you blindfold me and be like I'm gonna take you somewhere or whatever,
and we get out. As soon as you open that door, I
can tell where I potter. Now when you first walk in. Now,
when you first walk ins, because you gotta like because when you go in,
because I always park on the fourth floor because that's the parking structure where
the skywalk is. So when you first go in there, you know you
still you still gotta walk past the elevators and everything else. But as soon
as you open it, like even out there, all the way out there
by the elevators and ship, you can smell how to watter me. But
I win windsday. That motherfucking remodel. I wanted to cry. It is
so fucking and cold, and they're not and they're not even done yet,
like that that entire upper floor. Oh yeah, bring off the best time,
he says. I was shit in the market, I was shitting Target,
I was ship in Mayfair. I wish it anywhere. I mean,
we think it's absolutely absolutely doctor look and I don't even be trying to hide
my sneakers. I don't give a fuck if you see my shoes. Yeah,
it was me with these red harrotizone dropping ass. So what Tray said,
my Lord met me dropped a Yeah. It's amazing how things in life
just like kind of playing on your sense and you don't even pay attention to
it. Like I watched the video and it was like certain things I painted
a certain way because how they they want you to interact with it. Like
you ever noticed how McDonald's is always like red and yellow, Like it's designed
that way, Like red is like sense of urgency. They're trying to get
you win torp. Although that never but I'm they're depressed. Now they're great,
but at the point where everything was like everything is picked for a reason.
So I can see powder researching like a certain kind of smell that kind
of Yeah, Like there's a whole video about how everything about Disney is designed
a certain way to make you do things Like the main street of Disney.
They pumped the smell of chocolate chip cookies throughout the main street to make you
want to have to go into the stores to find out where this smell came.
Universal is like that too, where they actually like the doughnuts or has
like the funnel cake kind of like smell as well too, So they just
same things. But see but now, but when you smell it, I
just saved the recipe for a chipless chocolate chip because I don't like chocolate like
that, but I like, this is not a chocolate chip cookie, but
it was different. It's different, Yeah, make because I believe sugar cookie
yelling you is the one sugar, but then the chocolate chip cookie that uses
both the sugars, so it's different plains in the video. It like like,
I like, how do you say that there's a butter pecan ice cream
and then still name the wrong nut. The nut that's in the ice cream
is in the title. You called it a peanut. It's not butter pean.
It's not the same. It's not called ice cream. Nothing. You
can crack jokes about when I say the wrong world and you work, for
example, proven and then you do the same thing like butter pecan and then
eat the peanuts. Of course you don't because it's no peanuts in there.
Kato says, y'all, ever been in the bathroom and you could tell someone
that's holding their poop waiting on you to leave, do you try and hurry
and leave so they can finished? Did you take your time? I'm petty,
so I take my time if you in the bathroom, I can also
say, like what time you say? Like some people like they just don't
care, like I will never There is actually there's a snap that I was
doing. This was before we were able to do the full minute snaps.
Remember there was a point where on Snapchat you could only do ten seconds snaps.
So I was on my break and I was in the bathroom making a
snap, and right at the end of it, like that last second that
was left, my co worker that was next to me put it in the
toilet. You you know that. So, of course, because Monday is
a dick, Monsey told everybody that I put it on my snap. I'm
like, y'all know, I don't care if it was me how to told
y'all, but it was just the timing of it. That ship was so
funny, and I'm like, I can't gave me mad at you. The
smelling casinos are designed to Lord Cara gamblers in the Bellagio has a sin in
it that irritates my soul, but they say it's on purpose. Brit says
delicious bite smeake, Oh the chiplist cookies. Oh oh, while y'all are
here, Jellybean has been bugging me. She really really really wants some apple
pie. If y'all know anybody that makes herself apple pie, please let me
know. Talking director, We went to Dior's gallery today. They had a
she got her like some cherry cheese cake and shit like that, but they
didn't have any apple pies. Seeing my mom used American apple. That's a
white folks pie, My white folks, white folks get that pie. My
dad's mom, uh, my grandma married that past She actually was the only
person that I knew that like made apple pies. Was scratching. Her ship
was so good and I sucked that ship up with ice cream. But it
was fun because it was like she made the apple pie, but it's like
the crust and she like it. Just it was that peace Cobbler ship though
it was like man, so yeahs and red and red velvet, and niggas
loved some goddamn German chocolate. I hate that s My mom is always like
that with her apron. Y'all know my mama little apron acceptable chocolate cake in
the world. Absolutely cake is racist. It's fucking nice, man, that
the frost chocolate that take it so wow, motherfuck sha well again, you
know, going back to niggas like not what they did. I'm sorry brook
finding out about that. Yeah, if you were not, you know,
in the loop, Kirk Franklin is fifty three and he just found his dad
and that's not, you know, an uncommon thing. You know people they
don't be in touch with the apps and parents. The reason for that sometimes
you really just you don't know, you don't get the closure for it.
Sometimes you were lucky enough to be able to reunite with them, and then
you know, find out how it how it took place. But this particular
like the story, like I actually like I cried when I watched the video
like the first time, and shit like seeing like the reaction and everything from
his dad. So we'll go ahead and play that now and then we will
discuss it. After I got this one from TikTok, nothing could prepare me
for what God had his store for me. In twenty twenty three, paying
the message to ask you would like to talk to me about the number?
There is slowing around out there, calls that he has to bring number,
and I don't you want? I who will not want about anything, and
dens how to eat save mister Rick on his own, He gets a DNA
test, swabs himself, gives those swabs to my good childhood friend Melody and
says, hey, everybody's running the mouth. If Kirk wants to know if
there's any truth to this or any possibility, he can take these swabs and
do whatever he wants to do, because mister Rick does And no, he's
just responding to the rumors. And we probable eternity ninety nine point nine nine
nine nine nine percent percent. What, yeah, he's your father right here.
I'm going to take you and her mm hmm remember recovering. Hey,
my name's Kirk. You know I see Hey, Hey, I didn't know.
I didn't man, And had I known, it would have known and
I would have What about you didn't you didn't know? All right? Oh?
Yeah, she said this boy's the daddy. He wasn't there. This
other one is the daddy. He didn't know. But the baby gets dropped.
How does that happen? Probability of fraternity is fair one hundred percent,
said possible. It's not baby. Items square on my dad mother's grade re
cupboard does not your father. I don't know what happened how this fraternity test
came back ninety nine point nine five percent. But I really would like to
get to the bottom I if this, I cannot except because this is not
true. And I apologize from the bottom of my heart on this two tested.
I put it from you. I need to hear you. I need
to hear you, clearly, the little Kirk, a little boy, Kurt
needs to hear you. Are you seeing that you chant the results of these
two tests? That's f I need to hear it. Yes, mind and
nial. Is that going to put a wedge between you and I? Yes?
Yes, yes. If you can't give me this, no hug nowhere
of incursion, no shockle, no shockle, nothing consistitude, what I deserved,
what I needed, and where I miss you? Just Wansten true the
DNA the DNA d Yes. I need my mom and I think I'm so,
I'm true. I wanted so. But if my mamma watches this,
I want her to know I see her can't own to you that I have
lost so much. I need to meet you. And it would have been
really, really really nice to get that from him. That was deep,
like the minds of an altar. Wait what so it's deep like the minds
of an altar. Okay, So I cried when I first was because like
with his dad crying and like breaking down and stuff, like you could tell
like he was just overwhelmed, and you could tell that like he would have
really wanted to be you know, his dad. But so I don't cry
again. Who we please talk about Kirk Franklin Bandanna or his little his little
shoes, his little shoes when they took clacking on the floor when he walked
away. He really just bro you get off that man's gear, I mean
he wore is a sick nigger. When they the old people, when they
have created a lie in they they ride, So take it to the grave
was a person. She was like like that's not even possible, Like like,
hey, look her mama was it? Oh my grave? The fuck?
She said, oh my dad, mother grave, He is not your
father, and then requested to be there for the second test for it to
say the exact saying thing. And yeah, but like I said, like
would tell us said like old people will once they come up with a lie.
Because there was a story excuse me a couple of years back by Yana,
Like she did a story and there was a mom who for years,
I'm thinking like probably like twenty years or something, had her daughters believing that
their father molested them. Came up with this whole lot and he was like,
dude, I've never you know, I've never done anything to my kids.
So they got him. They took the tests he passed. When they
he said like, I've never done anything to them. So they asked her,
like, you know, did you come up with this story? She
said, no, a lot of tective tests, get Lyne, Did you
tell him like you gonna make sure that he never happy again? No?
I never told him that A lot of detective tests. You're, Lyne,
You know that this bitch had to y'all dascy to try to put it on
him, Like, well, why you didn't fight harder for them? So
her daughters, yeah, and they like you need to like we want to
hear you say he never touched us, Like we we want to hear you
say this. So then she's like, well, I'm sorry for blah blah
blah blah blah. And I she was like, you don't have to accept
her apology if you know what he was like, I know, really life
five, I can't be right around her throat like yeah, but it's like
the lents of going through that, like you know, and I haven't you
know gone through that where you know, being denied access to knowing my biological
father or you know, anything like that, but just knowing that there are
really women out there, I mean we guys too, because there was a
video Dad I saw more recently. It was like in the last week and
a half or so, a lady on TikTok showed it and she was like
crying and you know, going up because she was like, all of these
years, my father has been telling me that my biological mother didn't love me,
she didn't want anything to do with me, and all of this stuff,
and I just left her funeral and now I'm here, like I don't
know if somebody from the family like brought her back to her mama. She
was like, and she got teddy bears and stuff from when I was a
baby, like pictures and like like she just she basically had like a mini
shrine for her daughter. She was like, in all of this time,
like my father has told me, like my mom didn't give a fuck about
me. She was like, so now I basically just lost my mother and
my father cause now I don't want shit to do with him. Right,
So she was talking about like parental alienation, but it's like that's really really
fucked up, and I don't think that the other parent really realizes the impact
that they're having. It's like, dude, Kurt frankly, it's fifty three,
fifty three, and it's actually amazing that his parents are still alive,
because honestly, they could not be with us, you know. And that's
the crazy part. I think. The part that's more disturbing, though,
is the fact of half family seekers can really just destroy families. I mean,
I have. I found out a family secret actually after my grandmother passed
away, because all the time she was telling us that she was eighteen when
she had my mom, and she was like, and she took that to
the grave until I found the birth until I found my mother's birth certificate when
we were going through my grandmother's stuff and I said, I was like,
grandma was a liar my mom and my aunt was like, what are you
talking about? I said, I'm not a mathematician, but looking at the
way having up these numbers, I said, she was sixteen when she had
you. My mother's like, what are you talking about? And pulled out
the paperwork and sure enough you didn't. Tyler Perry dub a movie like that
would buy Wow, We're dog sister was an older was really his mom And
they found out at dinner. YEP, maybe a couple like that because that
was the one with Paula Patton and the one I'm thinking of had Tianna Taylor.
That's like all those things like that. It's just it's wild because it's
not necessary because you gotta keep you gotta keep this live and keep this lie
up. And she's still you can see his mom still keeping the lie up,
like the paperwork is right here in your face. Man, what really
happened? Baby? Acting like they got a Robert Barethian in the family.
If you go kill him, if you find out here fucking tar Gary and
and shit. So if you were not you know, familiar with Game of
Thrones, that is the story of you know, John Snow. But Kyles
said, I cried seeing this. His mom was so bogus, and then
it kept bored with like, bro, you are caught, Okay. Medical
advancement have allowed this man to find find out that he is a DNA match
and this is his pappy and you like, that's not no, because you
know what it is. When when if she was admitting like, yes,
that's your father, now, I think you're being mister essential speaking the desserts
peach Melbos tomorrow. I don't say I never did nothing for you. Brett
said, my heart is breaking, and what's gonna happen is time is gonna
match up that you stepped out on your husband and that's the lie. She
really died on the hill horse. No, I said. What's gonna end
up happening is when she admit that, yes, that's your dad. The
question becomes, well, when did you guys meet? How y'all get together?
And then that's when the real truth is you stepped out on Pops all
this time, stepped out or maybe she was like he was a pent back
in the former life when she was one of the whole, she was the
bottom bitch, could have been whatever that whatever that lot is, she is
willing to die with it. Hey, that that was in a h That
was a Tyler Perry movie too. The moment Angela Bassett Tyler Perry be knowing
some shit. Yeah, he's going to the family secrets you probably did.
What did your sacond time? What that she gonna find out? Well,
she gonna have to admit, but how does that the own child because you
cheated on your husband and got me, what the hell is you really dying?
Though it's like y'all still together in Kurt Frank other brothers and sisters.
You might have other brothers and sisters. And then I came well based on
like because when he said he was like, well, first you say that
this man is a dad, but then he ain't around and then this guy
is like so he made it seem like there were two guys involved based only
what he was saying. But I don't know an episode. It's really three
because two and the next one plot of her her husband like child you only
hear, and I took it to being a hooker, so what you bene
But she's right because she was raised by me, so it wouldn't be a
secret unless well can't really because of that we I mean, we know somebody
as far as like she passed her baby off as somebody and he was just
all cool. I ain't got to take care of it, so it could
be one of them situations. Kayles said, My grandma's dad has always been
a secret. Oh so wine staff because the older people, when the fan
go silent and never discuss it, always speculation. And now that I passed
away, I was like, nobody always thoughts about that. It's literally like
we don't talk about Bruno. We don't talk about Damian around this motherfucker like,
bro, I've I've never seen this nigga in a photograph. I've never
heard anybody say any And it's like I know his mom's dating history because most
of the niggas she dated I hated it. It was like some fuck ass
nigga Like I wasn't her kid, you know what I'm saying. But it's
like we grew up in the same household. And then it's like she used
to date niggas. They used to think that they was gonna come in and
run some shit. And it's like broems used to date like smooth criminals like
bron One of them looked like a cricket. I hated that nigga, Brotivity.
What's his name? Nick? They're real Black country asking you look like
a cricket. Yeah, But it's really it's like there's no mention what soever,
Like motherfuckers don't know if they met at high school or none of that.
And then it makes everything like damn, what if when we see Damian,
Like we gotta snuff this nigga out because what if she got pregnant under
less than favorable conditions? And that's why we don't talk about it, like
and we gotta, you know, strain this nigga up by his balls or
something aggressive situation. But when but when you think about the fact that nobody
ever discusses him and it don't come up, that's what it makes you think,
like, damn, what if it was some some bullishit like you know,
we crack jokes and shit. But it's like at this point, now,
if we do find it, we gotta rub the snigg out Paul,
Like I'm not rubbing another nat And by the way, he was not in
my my firm requests or my messages side, so he might be dead.
I don't I didn't see anyone with that name on Facebook talk to Johnny because
he is a snitch ass nigga. I'm gonna make my own. But youre
snitching ass nigga, No, because that ain't the only time it's ball had
ass snitched on me? Yeah, talk sit down, Let that nigga pour
up a couple here in the sea. You go tell you everything you need
to know, especially because they was they were still type back then. But
it I mean, but even then, it's like bo but but in ourfur
it is it's it's really just like a lot of shit that they don't talk
about, Like I hardly like your grandma like every now and then, like
she might go into something. It's like it's the same thing with Anthony,
like they had a whole other sibling. You don't really hear him, well
I don't. I don't really hear him talk about Anthony like that like an
anniversary or something. Yeah. Yeah, wow, So pneumonia that I know
during COVID, No, this was he died as a kid. I was
nowhere near. Yeah. So one of one's uncles, like he passed away,
and like I said, like I don't they don't even talk about him.
It was his mom's brother. Like I don't know if he was the
baby brother or in the middle, older or nothing like that. Shit,
I don't know. I'm now that I can ask my mom. My mom
would know, but she said that he got pneumonia and that's how he passed.
Yeah, one of my uncles passed from SIDS. My mother's like a
little brother. So she never even met him. Because back in the days
like that, during that time, you fucking cut your hand or step on
the nail and you die of technics and ship you know, how the old
school shit though you look like m hm hm dang. Hey, y'all really
didn't get one to trigger warning put this episode though, like now that I'm
over here, so now now, because I mean, your granny has been
annoying for years, but thinking about him, like damn, maybe the fan
be too hard on her, like cause she was like one of the only
ones that actually like lost the kid, so that could play a huge role
and to why she is the way she is now. Now I feel bad
and I'm gonna go home. Tell my mom, like, damn, man,
maybe y'all be too mean to go in like you killed all your kids.
You was having a bortion and she didn't vou man, it's on the
Bengal board making a reference in the portion You're sick, bro, I told
you all, I barely made the cut. How many times do I have
to tell y'all? Mom's was ass out. She had all that ass out
in a paper gown, reading one of them tattered ass jet magazines waiting for
me looking at the jet Beauty of the week be outdated in the offices right,
probably thinking like this could have been my future. They can knock me
up. You was born fo you looking for the episode. They're looking for
the magazine to be like a conversation. You're not. The magazines don't be
current, they don't be having no new issues. Though. That's why I
say at the old tatter, you gotta go back to like February two thousand
eight, I mean nineteen eighty three. Find the February one, because that's
probably what's on the table. Y'all are some sicken. I recently told my
dad on the conversation. No. I recently told my dad on the phone
with him. I was like, I feel like all of the trauma and
all the everything that I go through, I said, I fully blame you.
He was like, what why? I said, because I said,
my mom was fully ready to go through with an abortion, and you beg
for me to be here, just for you to leave me with her,
and I have to deal with all the shit that I have to now.
I feel like I have a case against you, and I should probably be
taking you to court. So you're saying you're getting a lot of resentment from
your mom's which is why y'all got beef. I've always said that she said
that that's not the case, but that was to leave I told her,
I said, honestly, because I sat down and I and this was while
she was living at me. I said, I was like, is it
that you resent me because of the fact that, like, you wanted to
have an abortion, Dad talks you into not having an abortion, and now
you became a single mom. And I looked just like that, nigga.
You know what's funny to a certain extent, that's actually a scene from the
most recent episode of the shot or the mom and the daughter sitting in therapy
having a conversation, and she basically said, in so many words, she
was not happy because being a single mom was an obligation she didn't want.
I canna see that. Speaking of therapy, I start back tomorrow. I
start back on Tuesday, doctor tomorrow, so I might be in therapy by
wind and stuff. And so I am, I am finally, you know,
going back too, And then I don't have to start over. I'm
going back to you know what I want to thoughts on match you so bad?
Why in the hell? Why is he on the cover of a jet
It was a jet Beauty of the Week. The entire magazine wasn't about black
women in the bathing too I'm saying I know that. I'm just saying,
why was he on the cover. It just said he was talking about something
about kids. Go back. He's still kinds me, tis why on his
children? Boss? If that now, if that was an episode she was
reading, she probably had every reason like who I can't wait? Yeah,
but yeah, I don't think that. So if we kind of go back
mathematically and you were warn in June February, thanks Kayla. Kayla says she's
proud of me, but yeah, I'm just I'm not in a good space
mentally, and it's causing me to go down like some really destructive not mister
T, because because I can, I can never look at mister T and
not think about that scene in Rocky with all that gold around his neck.
Actually back then, he was, Oh, so this is they were hotting
us back then. All right, this is a call back from a last
week. Uh. We were having a conversation because somebody said something in the
comments and Mom was like, why would you do that? When she just
said this? And we start talking about the nine one one operators and I'm
like, they would really ask you shit that you've already like fucking established.
But then they sent me down and thing, We're like, yeah, of
nine one one calls that were like fucked up, so that this is the
what is your emergency? Yes? I need a police officer over here.
At what's going on? I got two teenage daughters and I just off home
from work. They were physically fighting with each other and one of them kicked
a hole in the door, and twelve and almost fourteen, and the twelve
year old is completely out of control and I can't physically. If she's as
big as I am, I can't control it. Okay, did you want
us to come over and shoot her? Are you there? Excuse me?
That's a joke. Okay, so argue. What is your name? Mike?
Four of us? Okay, that's not funny. I'm gonna follow a
formal complaint. I don't blame you a bit, he because you know what,
this is really not very funny. I know it's not, ma'am.
Well, guess what. It's not going to be very funny when I go
in front of your supervisor and tell him I understand. I guess he can
just listen to the take. Yes he can. I'm sorry, I apologize.
Well, what do you need to a police officer for now, two
twelve year olds are scuffling and they put a hole in your door. What
do you need the police for well, twelve and fourteen year old. What
she's saying that she can't control the twelve year ol because of twelve year olds
bigger than her. I don't know. She needs some formal authority. And
you say, would you like shoot? But that is a legitimate question.
Do you want to come shooting? I mean it is a police. I
mean it's a police. She could so equal opportunity. That's part of the
problem. Right now, you're gonna shoot nigga shoot white folks too, bruh.
And I guarantee you he he know because he's been wanting to quit this
job. Absolutely, he was like, this is my last day. He'd
been wanting to quit this job. But if he can get fired, he
can get unemployment. See like, I'm sorry, I would have laughed.
I'm not gonna lie to you, bron I could be bleeding. And now
right now, this is now, This is not The other two are up
there now? Huh? The other two are ups dispatched two and dispatched.
Thory, Okay, nah, America, do't being wind Look he wasn't being
well, He was being his authentic sealesn't one emergency. I helloa, okay,
where are you located? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Are
you able to tell me where you're located? No? Are you? Adam?
Five? Would three Sheldon Avenue with obviously very Now Okay, I got
Sheldon? What's the number? Three H five five three Sheldon? Okay?
Can you tell me what's going on there? You just already ungly? Okay,
Manam, I'll start the police that way. Can you tell me what
your name is? M you know who's the person who's causing trouble there?
Okay, I've got a call enter, so we're gonna get the police started
that way, all right? Could you tell me what room of the house
you're in? Okay? Now that makes like some of them questions made sense,
Like it gives us a little bit of information so they know what they're
getting into. But what he should have said, police is already on the
way, then start asking all the eggs for ship. Look, you can
tell that she is whispering, you could tell, but couldn't hear you know
that she can't really talk? Like, first of all, you loud as
fuck Now, if I am somewhere and I'm hiding in the closet on the
phone, I don't need you yelling through my earpiece because they are God knows
how many times are you sitting here and you're not even on speaker phone,
but it feel like you're on fucking speaker phone, because it was like,
Bro, why did I just hear this a bitch tell you that she finish
eat your ass. I didn't need to know that or nothing like that.
We didn't want to hear none of that. But it's like, I get
it, you were trying to get as much information as you can, but
it's like you really putting her in a fucked up spot because you're making her
constantly have to talk when you can tell that she's in a situation and she
can't people suation because my job is to listen to you and take in the
information. I cannot send people to where you are if you're not even I
get it that you can't talk about though we come out. No, she
told him that she's whispering. And this back center sometimes be loud because I'm
hearing phones going off in the background, So my God may not have been
able to hear good enough. But you can't just be sending police without knowing
why they're going there. They gotta have What if it's the volatile situation,
like they come knocking on the door, calling nine one one and telling you
that he is about to kill me? What the fuck else did you need
to know? How is he trying to kill you? Come in and shoot
somebody? Bro okay? And then he comes in and we shoot the wrong
somebody on the other side of the conversation earlier because I was like, what
if he was just taking out of context? But now all of a sudden,
we need to know why you in trouble because we do. Look.
Look if we kick in the door waving the four four guns and blazing and
little Timmy get shot, now we under scrutiny because we didn't shot a kid
and under minimal information. I feel like in those kind of situations you need
to be audible enough for me to hear it. The key things. For
one, you've already said that you're in trouble. Cool, So if you're
in trouble, I'm not going to ask you what kind of trouble this is.
But I need to know where I'm sending people to get you out the
jam, so you at least got to be loud enough for me to hear
your address. I'm not asking no more questions. You said you want trouble,
I'm gonna send somebody over there. You obviously whispering, which means this
is fucking It's kind of serious that you. But I'm not having said he
has killed my aunt, so it's already a body here. He hadn't already
murdered somebody, and he is about to kill me. All right, man,
what kind of shirt you wearing? Like broke? We'll give us a
fucking air because maybe we need to know. Like we come in here and
we start shooting people, we gotta make sure we don't shoot you got on
the red shirt. Look, we've all watched enough criminal movies that we watched.
We watched The Batman where they put the bulletproof vests and the guns on
the other people. You gotta ask these questions. Man, That's one like
being able to go ahead and texts. It's so valid. I don't they
able to go ahead and just text all this information because like, you haven't
been in these situations where you had to send people to understand, I've been
in them areas. Bruh them things matter, God little detail the movie when
I used to have to be an MP, I have to go. We
need to know that ship. We couldn't just go busting fucking people's houses.
We have to know what he was getting them too. I come knock on
the door again. Man, we had a complaint next to you know,
it was a shotgun to my chest. Because if I call you and I
say, hey, he has already killed my aunt, he is trying to
kill me, you can tell I'm hiding, I'm whispering and ship if you
come and say, hey, yeah, so we got a complaint, Bro,
if you don't. I didn't say that all cops were smart, but
I'm just saying, see how and I can say this to tone because we
literally just watched Law and Order? What the fuck happened to Olivia when she
went over there just knocking? What happened to She didn't have all the information
that was going on. Nah, she got kidding. I didn't even finish
that episode. She'll always getting killed. Well, she walked into a situation
checking on a kid and stumbled on a fucking robbery in progress with kidnapping involved.
Bro, how ab I got zero dollars on Monopoly. What the fuckpen
y'all y'all feel like you hoss, wait until I start the pot to be
on that bush. I don't have any money. Stop announcing you about to
go and see what happened. Yeah, like, bro, I got eighty
dice and no money. That sounds ass backwards today, nigga, I just
completed a set today. I got a gold sticker in a pet. Then
no money. Rough day, man, But I'm coming for everybody rothday in
office. Yeah, got a damn office. I gotta fucking pick up at
seven in the martyr shit heart juice, Lord, No, not that early
in the damn warning. Please. I mean I'm back in the van,
so we should be good. The van in the car. He right there,
fam, you right behind me, bro It it gets to me quickly
put in the van their space like your car spell like Michael Boy. I
made that reference the other day to somebody too work. Vehicle smell like bump
sucks. Bro. We gotta we got a membership at scrub. We we
clean and sterilize that motherfucker very well. You got the last one too,
m next one, now, this one I had to think about it like
after I said, I was like, wait a minute, I was like,
that's not a nine one one call, Like it's a nine on one
call. But I remember I actually ended up seeing that on a TV show,
so that wasn't a real note. Nope, this one dispatch three to
say Hi, Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery pizza.
I think you've dialed the wrong number, man, I don't think so.
Do you still have this cheesy crust? Do you dress the shore? It's
two three five Hayward Street, Apartment three. Ma'am? Are you in danger
if someone making you feel like you can't speak freely? That's right? I
understand. My name is Chris. Okay, and help is on the way.
I need you to tell me how many people are in the apartment.
Would a medium pepperoni pizza be big enough for two people? What are you
doing? It said? Large? Okay, So there's one of the person
with you at one here? Yes, that's right. Okay, your door
really great. Can you tell me your name for the order? The name
on the card is Kristen Smart Okay, Kristen. And this is a person
threatening you armed the PA come on, okay, he's on for the gun,
I want you to ask for extra pepperoni extra. It cut off there,
but I remember I was like, wait a minute, they'll do something
like that in the bar. I was like, they got that on an
Angel shot. I was like, I remember the end. Then I went
and found that everybody. So when you want them to call for call police
or call back up or something because the person's harassing them, Yeah, there's
like a fool like a the fool order like a menu like based off of
like what they're doing. Like if it's you want somebody to escort you to
your car, like that's one drink at you asked for, Like they're not
actual drinks, it's just ship people order when yeah, like you forgot it.
That's basically what happens about like real life. My bad. I was
just trying to get her phone number. Nah, you was knowing too much.
Yeah. Now, do y'all feel like there are things that they like
to basically demonize poor people for, but then when wrenched people do it,
it's like, oh, it's so that's so neat and that's so cool.
Absolutely. Yeah, So we have a here's this video that I saw and
I was like, dude, if that ain't the fucking truth. Let's see,
pitched her son to a floor bed when he was eight months old.
I swear to God, I'm not being a hare or I swear to god
I'm not. But this is one of those things where if you rich is
cool and trendy, but if you're poor, CPS would be called on you.
So instead of getting their kids a crib, they just put a mattress
on the floor when he was eight months old. I'm like, here,
have that. This is your new bed. And I'm like, when you
have poor parents and shit, especially like foster care and like shit like that,
like you have to go through like this full screening and everything, like
they have to have like actual beds, like frames and all that shit.
I'm another thing. It's like when beds are like on the floor like that,
apparently like they can mold like that with them being raised. It gives
like that ventilation under the bottom of it. But I saw that. I
was like, dude, when you really really really look at that, shit
that happens way too much. Oh absolutely, Like they fucking white person come
in and you got your kid like sleeping on the floor and shit, it's
like poverty. Pete called the CPS. Yeah, and that's like like,
look, I told you, I have a kingsize bed with the most comfortable
fucking mattress. It is like sleeping on a cloud. Like back when Babe
that's not Babe did used to like come over and ship before I was like,
man, this, I'm just coming over your house. We would have
shit to do and niggas would wake up like bruh. We didn't miss whatever
movie we were supposed to go everything because it's it's so hard. Maybe that's
another reason why I'm so scared to sleep in my bed, because I'm just
I can't be productive. I can't be productive. But I have a full
time in my living room and like it fully converts to you like a full
size bed. So I take one of like the little mattresses off of it
and it's on the floor, and I have my little, uh my little
blanket, and I basically sleep on a prison cot every single night in my
living room. I'm on my living room floor on this fucking twin size portion
of because it it breaks down and there's multiple mattresses to it, and I
take like the smaller mattress on it, and my my body is like this
is the thing, and my body fits on it just like this, and
I curl up with my mattress and I go to sleep in my pillow and
I go to sleep. So some people, I don't know. It's just
a preference me. And before that, I was always sleeping in a fucking
recliner. I was always sleeping on my couch. So I don't know,
don't. I have no idea why I'm like that. I just I prefer
couches in the floor. Maybe I don't need to start sleeping back in my
bed though my back is like, bitch, we are almost forty now.
But my but my bed it doesn't Maybe that's a thing because like when I'm
on the floor, it's more sturdy. My mattress is like really really really
soft, and like you know, you kind of like you sink in it.
It's not like it's not that sinking where it's like you know, your
ship is falling apart, but it's like it just it kind of hugs you
and it's kind of it's how I would imagine to read its butt cheeks are
mean, I have a person that could respond to that, bring them on.
But you know, I think that it's the fact like when you sleep
in on something sturdy, you know your body is like this, but when
you're not, and it's like it kind of dip in. I think that
hurts my back m because like my body's not a line because it's like it's
the curving is different. I don't know, but yeah, i'd probably sleep
with pillows between your legs and stuff too, because I do. I sleep
with a pregnancy pillow. I need one so bad, but I want the
one with the arm around. It makes me feel loved. Your mind's like
a whole, like a little circle, so it does feel like it's like
hugging me. And then I got my my way to blanket too. I
don't know what how now, how are the way to blankets? Like what
is the purpose of the way to blanket? You're amazing because I because I
know a lot of people that liked but I like it helps, which it
calms down like your nervous system because you have something putting pressure on you,
so it makes you feel grounded. Because I was wondering, I'm like,
I've never used a way to blanket, and like being like on a class
of publics that I ain't know, you know, yeah, no, it
doesn't make you feel like that because I'm yeah, I don't like under one.
You definitely do like that. I have as grandma house one day when
I was a kid, and it was one of my best sleeps ever,
sucking them transit. This was when I was younger. The kid that was
wrong with y'all toad getting transit Van Pussy. I was younger and sleeping under
Miss Hattie waited blanket was honestly under miss Ernest blankets with Earnest. I'm a
sleeping under under Bulla's blanket, Miss Bullah back your I was over there getting
butter beans and Booty wild Wild due. Wow. Can we name that tonight's
episode? Well, butter beans and booty nasty work. Hey, you may
happen to a childhood memory out of context, so I don't for Paul a
childhood memory of Way to Blankets. I think I felt like Way to Blankets
just became a scene like within the past few years, like a mainstream thing's
been around, but you've been here. You're over the Messinger's blanket. No,
I'm not put that on my jacket. Get into the Amazon getting beberteen
runs. Shut up. He didn't even say that but shut up because it's
funny and I want you to stop, but I also want to last up
for you. I will cut the feet totals some nasty work. This is
not what is not gummy bear yike, yikes, some bikes. Go Get
back on topic here, not about me. I don't know. Man.
You and that way to blanket? You go home. Hey, I got
my way to blanket at the house. I'm good. We're done here,
trans I got here just in hips. That's wild. Wrap this up.
It's not funny. It is too late. You already admitted you wanted to
laugh. You want butter beans? You those butter beans and way to blanket?
I know that's not that's not it's about your self care. Get back
on topic. Not the conversation we have right now. Not the conversation we
have right now. Back in your phone. One. Diet pepsi because you
know, old folks, no matter how much bullshit they eat, they're gonna
have diepsl cry telling out you're knocking bitches blood. Don't don't put that nerve
really giving business a stroke, giving them the sugar for real? Wow?
Oh the prick they finger not the vagina? Are you stroking that's what I've
been doing. Stroking to the East. I had someone sin in stroke It
to the West, so a little bit. If there is ever any stories
or like like personal shit that you want me to talk about, but you
just like because you don't want to do it, let me know, just
send me whatever. So I actually had someone send me one of their check
their text exchanges and they wanted me to you, motherfucker, really, where
did it come? What are you sticking? So this person sent me in
a text exchange that they wanted us to review and then discuss on the pot.
They will listen excuse me to it later basically just to see what our
comments were about it. Okay, mm hm, who ca Yeah, yeah,
she told you already. I was confused this part I a lot.
She's like, I don't talk about what going on, man, Okay,
I'm just making it. Yeah. There's also no names to protect the protect
the innocent. Oh no, it was no names in there, number for
anything. She just put them in order. M you see it in the
bottom of the screaming y'all in Yeah, but how do cycle through cycling?
Okay? Okay? So I just wanted to feel the space too. That's
not how you do that, my bad og. No, So the tech
starts out, good morning today, be a good day to go walking at
lake if you free. Now this already sounds like this motherfucker's a little remedial.
But that's like, that's possible. So now now this is this exchange
just happened on Saturday morning, So it's like, good morning today, be
a good day to go walking at lake if you free. Then this was
at eight forty eight in the morning, so by nine oh four am,
it's like you on date with other guy at ten forty two am. She
responds yes. So then he says, oh, okay, so you're done
with me. This is at ten forty three am. So I have to
announce the times for those that are not watching, and you know, if
for if people are looking like why she we could see it because some people
have to listen to the audio. So at twelve forty eight excuse me pm,
then he says, yep, shaking my head. So four or six
pm she was like, yep, what So then he asked again, you're
done with me? I want to eat that pussy and be with you still
four l six pm. That is nasty work. So she said, what
did we start, and that's the whole problem in the first place. Then
she says, he says, yeah, conversation. Yeah, well she was
taking three four hours to respond, so so then at a fifty three he
says, we went on date. Though, like, bro, why did
he keep missing? Like fucking like I'm trying to defend him on page one,
but he can keeps doing this. So then she has the face palm
and then crying, laugh and emojis, and she said, we absolutely did
not. This is at eight fifty four. So at a fifty four he
responds, shaking my head. At eight fifty eight, she says, what's
your definition of a date you can go to the next one? He says,
yeah, none. So at nine to eleven he says, spending time
and or money on you. So at ten eleven she says, neither of
what you have done besides meeting me where I already was and purchasing a seven
to ten dollars glass of wine hand out emoji like you know, like what
the fuck? He said? As at ten nineteen, but that's something ten
twenty so you go give up my pussy ten twenty seven, she says,
firstly, I do that and more for myself on a daily basis, so
that glass of wine meant nothing. Secondly, you think my pussy is worth
amusically seven dollars, bro Ella, you wildest fuck my guy upside now smiling
emotion So ten twenty nine, he says, So did you still want to
talk? She says, and after this exchange, if I thought about giving
you some, you've talked yourself clean. Well, you've talked clean out of
the pussy. He's like, how though, and okay, she said,
have a good life, and then he says, okay, you two.
I mean at least he was courtesy with the with the leaves out his level
of confusion of what they were based off of. Let me show up at
your job and have a glass of wine, which you would wild well,
so she was already out, and he comes to where she was and buys
her a dream a seven to ten dollars glass of wine. And then at
this point he feels that he is entitled to the pussy. He's entitled to
compensation. You better compensate these us, because it ain't nothing happened brouh.
Let me tell you niggas won a maximum reward with minimum effort. That wasn't
even that wasn't even minimum do there's a lot in todays. It isn't continue
that's thirty minutes at work. Depends on your job. We bullshit around for
thirty minutes before we even start working for real. And she was upset because
she was like, at this point, I feel like I need to call
this nigga out to give me my rounds. Like I felt like we need
to square up behind this because you could broh like you didn't playing a date
and like take me out and the full thing, like you showed up to
a place where I was already at, bought me a glass of wine and
was like, they need to send niggas back to charm school, but you
don't owe me that pussy though somewhere that's that's that's all. He was asked.
Somewhere in the college, in the high school curriculum, charm school needs
to be like the replacement for health class. He was trying to figure out
if this seven dollars class was equal to a little bit of box. He
maybe some head at the bear. He claimed it as his pussy already,
like he was kidding. That was wild. Now, it's one thing to
ask for it, which is cool, but don't claim it like this is
not carpet deal. Don't be trying to see today, Christopher Coloe, just
this pussy, it's my pussy. Carpet snatch. She was, you know,
carpet day snatched. Yeah, that's what he was on. Dog said
I want to eat your pussy and be with you. Still. The still
part, though, made it seem like they were right, like that's the
part like Bro had already been like to the mountaintop, I already like you
already hit it, and he was just trying to get it back talking to
Keevin Campbell like because you know how Dog did this whole song about a chick.
He never even talk how he know you on a date? Right?
Or is he just out here making that ship nine o'clock the other guys.
So it seems like there was some kind of communication there. He bet money,
nasty nasty work man. Wait a minute, what was Saturday six?
Yeah? Right now? No, but cockles and you really it's the audacity
for me, like I'm damn. They're speechless about it because I didn't get
a chick, like I saw, I saved him and I sent him the
time, right, But I didn't get it, like I didn't go through
them. But the fact that you really thought absolutely that you was gonna get
this work for your seven to ten dollars. Absolutely, he was gonna get
it off. He wanted backshots, he wanted a little bit of head,
he wanted top tier. But for seven dollars, Yo, niggas is absolutely
say don't ever say, but bront even say. But in the regular sentence,
no more wanted he wanted to be slotted out over seven dollars of fucking
bid. He didn't buy the one. If I'm not mistaken from this conversation,
No, he bought the He bought the glass of wine. But what
she was saying was like, Nick, I do this daily. You you
was gonna press me? She was like, because she he said that a
date is him spending time and money. She said, you didn't didn't do
either of those the sides showing up to somewhere I already was and buying a
seven to ten dollars glass of wine, didn't. It makes me think like
did he tip? And did he really think all bitch I tipped? You
really been dropped me as I tip? So come get this tip it pa.
That's because he was talking to a woman. You really, I'm just
like he did. He already claimed that it was his pussy carpet deal.
They've never been on a date. That's that's really inside. So you gonna
give up my see it definitely not I mean women first, I'm like,
first of all, I don't have that, I don't have your pussy.
To give it away, step up and take what's yours, claim your quinn.
That's all I was trying to do. I was trying to make it
be known that I'm here for you. I won't you you's I need,
bro, definitely, ok, but I might know you and I won't me
who This was the fact of just looking at like the way her responses are
tell you who it is. But my whole thing is like, who is
this dude going crazy over her to the point where you claimed her pussy before
you even got it. They got it, and some people got a vibe.
That's just that though. Okay, some point exhibit im to you just
gonna make it all about you. Nobody's talking right, You just randomly have
to make it about you. Zip zip zoom, bro, you are so
narcissistic trail. I get it from one yeah, I do feel like he
robed off on her narcissist like that. Before she started. It was just
don't know, she was kind of humbled in the beginning, this kind of
humble first. I first, I got niggas by sneakers that they don't really
what you do, Na, sir, narcissistant as my accountability, definitely accountability.
It's on the top corner, accountability, accountable. I'm mad he sung
it so hard. He's singing a lot more of the things nowadays. Yeah,
but I mean I don't have any fights for that outside of beat set.
All you can do is definitely block episode of Monday Night beating the ass,
be like, could you really just have to at some point? But
I mean speaking to running niggas fas and beating in the ass. So NICKI
minaj just sex offender husband, mister Petty, them to explain to me how
is he able to be there with his child being a registered sex offender.
Mister Petty. Maybe it depends on the crime, because I mean they just
made design a register and all he was doing was beating his dick on the
airplane. All he was doing, I mean, he was doing I get
this several why he shouldn't have had his means out all he was doing well
right like you want you want to I want spirit beating you on beat on
spirit. That's not a you're trying to see your spirit, A spirit sitting
sitting like I ain't never been in the airplane. See, but like do
they recline barely because like beating your dick, sitting straight up gotta be so
much exactly what he was doing. That's the wildest ye, what was happening.
It has a very small in my god, Like did he even get
like the complimentary blanket that they had out? Did he just pullition out next
to complimentary blanket? You gotta bring your own on a flight. I remember
when you rich, though, you gotta get your rich. I don't know,
but somebody might gets coming back because everybody keep posting their residuals and they
pissed. I forgot about Page Kennedy. Nigga's residual checks suffer. I'm just
saying, man, sometimes you gotta get your ship off, but maybe you
should have ticket to the back from Let me tell you something. As an
only fans content creator whose fans love public content, I still have to be
conscious about where and how I am doing it? Why because I don't want
to end up on the fucking registry. Because beating your dick and row e
Section twelve is nuts, all right. Imagine if she walked back there had
beer ass on airplane seats. Man, Imagine walking back in there to offer
him some peanuts because Kanye and his wife hadn't been banned from whatever little because
that nigga went bear ass on a wooden boat seat. Yeah, celebrities been
wilding out like they ain't got no work. They've been forced to sit down
and sit with themselves, and they don't like it. There are actors who
are actually at home with their wife and kids and resent themselves right now.
The spirit they are at home like the way Matthew mcconaughan was when he looked
at that picture of his retarded son in that movie That's Tropic Tropic thunder Brock.
See, that is how they are feeling right now. Where did ye
Two weeks ago? Kanye and his wife are banned from the Venice Water Taxi
company because she was giving him head on the boat and from the from the
front, you like you could, you know, you can kind of speculate
that that's what she was doing. But once they got the back view and
you just saw broke bear buns on this wooden seat, brot yours bro,
which you got your pass down like right like Nigga browood covid in the world.
Such excuse me, mister Watt, Like, I mean, he's what
they want. Yeah, but they don't want your bear ass on the boat.
Bro, I'm gonna need you to pull that through the through the hole
or something. Yeah, so it don't come with dick, then you gotta
you better how that rosieo Donald then imagine just pass on ankles on the boat.
So like sound like he's really player. He's having a good time.
Yeah, but Gemini men for me. Nicki Minaj just's husband and gang they
uh were Apparently what is the guy that Offset being around? It's his name
Kai. I don't even know man. He always being like whenever he had
his house, like they be doing like the videos and shit at dog house.
Couldnt aft be having math on at home? This is his name?
Yeah, yeah, so I guess he was at his crib. But allegedly
Offset in box or DMed on Twitter whatever guy that be around Nicki Manaj's husband
that's that's his name know for shit, but being fucking sex offender and niggah
his name is his name is actually last name is Petty. That's why it
was fitting for this situation. But they filmed themselves outside I guess wherever Offset
was like trying to get him to come outside. Now the crazy part was
mister Petty could be heard on the video, I guess, saying something about
he has slapped Cardi Veneers out of her mouth or something like that, and
I'm like, see, this is why niggas need to get shot, because
it's like you're a man in that situation. And I think that was the
whole reason, like how Offset ended up even saying something because he was like,
why is you niggas and female beef, Like you know what I'm saying,
Like they got whatever they got going on, and you know, you're
speaking on whatever. But I really, really really hate the fact that it
could have been him instead of Takeoff. I'm just saying one wasn't problematic and
one is. So we'll see how well we'll We'll see how this plays out.
But the funniest part about it was the fact that I fucking hate it.
Just they want spots spray. I want to get to just spray it
all over every time, and then let's spround him. I like this flybys
fucking Nope, Now I just flew behind my head. Yeah, bastard,
you gotta spray the area to slow him down. Well, yeah, that's
I do that, and I hit him, but then I don't know that
motherfucking fucking tuck rolling ship and then I can't find the matter to step on
him. He going hide like Batman, Yeah, and everything fry off and
come back out. Y'all know every time y'all spraying, he just comes back
strong. He's pretty soon we gonna be AMU probably is. That's why he
getting bigger. Yeah. But the funniest part about that was the fact that,
like I guess, Offset was like upstairs like dancing like on though,
like he was just in the owner world and ship. Yeah, because they
were doing that twenty four hour stream. Yeah, like Golf said, really
just a bigg ass kid bro very much olf own thing. But our final
topic of the night, before you know we are able to get out of
here, Jeez has officially filed for divorce him. You think that was really
a big issue for him, though, I saw the plate and I yeah,
like you think that's the reason why she said, fuck you, I'm
out, Like, bro, like you got a hood nigger with the last
name Jenkins. His first name is Jay. That's it. Well it ain't
no justin, it's just Jack. And you know, why would you kid
she didn't want her son to be a junior. Look, all I can
say is that a lot of people are like online and what do they do?
They you know, they crack the jokes. But people some people are
upset because they're like, how can you, you know, be happy?
People are getting divorced? Blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, I
think it's because, like she's made comments before about like wanting to marry white
but like you know, like she thinks like dudes is cute and now that
this kind of ship and now are you at right? And he filed for
divorce not hurt. That's why I said, what do you think she did
to make a nigga want a divorce? Well, there was like a one
thing that they were saying was I guess that her and Mario Lopez were sexting
and that that he caught the I did see that caught the text messages,
you know from that, So I did see that, But sexting does not
cause divorce from a street nigga, You is the world's greatest trapper. I
hope I can catch that nigga just copium, like the world's greatest trapper.
And you got a nigga who played the fucking job on the same who still
looked like the nigga from saying by the bas think we still play that role
whenever they do. You he's married, but he's supposed to be married.
But the crazy thing is like because she's her first but like with her first
husband, like I think part of them breaking up and getting divorced with like
he wanted kids and she didn't, and then what did she do? She
goes, she goes and has the baby with the black guy after saying like,
oh, you know, I like to I wonder if I can find
that clip real quick. I gotta get on my timmy, y'all, really
good movie. A movie. I haven't watched it because I think the last
fast I watched with seven, so I kind of feel like I'll be lost.
And why these niggas is here other than for a paycheck? Like why
did we get here or how did we get here? This multiverse all over.
Ain't playing with nothing right now because niggas ain't got no work trying to
get that work. That's why this, that's why this big Muscle had as
nigga back and wrestling. Now. Oh so these were these were her words.
This was back in twenty fourteen when she was on the real side.
I love black guys for me, dark meat on the side white keeps me
mean and lean hold on. I'm opening it. No, she was saying
that their side Jesus, I mean it goes back. It's a call back
to me and the other episode where the white woman was basically like, mmm,
we really don't want you niggas. She kind of got that same mentality,
like I fuck you. But that talks about it because you said,
you know, she want to marry a white man, but I have some
dark meat on the side referring to black men. But he said, he
was like, I'm gonna tell you how real she is. Before we even
started dating, we had that conversation first thing when we really talked. She
sat me down. She said, listen with something I said that might have
gotten taken out of context. I want you to listen to it in its
entirety, and I did, Yeah, yeah, but she so, oh,
here's the rest of it, because you know the little ellipsis and should
I had to open it. But it says I love black guys for me,
dark meat on the side. White keeps me mean and lean. That's
why I marry a white. That's what I like. I ain't what's black
normal? Now you even't had a baby about a black man. Now you
have. But so Jez says, I know her people, I know her
family. I ain't never felt no sense of racism. She comes from the
Bay, that's a black culture. She knows e forty better than me.
That means absolutely nothing. Yeah niggas, niggas put their stock in when they'd
be trying to justify their bitches, Like, nah, man, she knows
you forty man. She never she never say nigga, shut the fuck up,
jay, mister Jenkins. Like, first of all, they will make
racist references to our culture while they string you up. All right, I
just wanted another he get like like homemade fried rice because I gotta walk,
I gotta learn how to use it, like because I'm like, I don't
I talked my mom I'm like, because we get here, why are we
talking about fried rice? She knew I'm wanting one? Don't they make?
Why nothing, y'all don fry? You just watch me eating something. I
was just senter eating some jerk. I watched you jerk. I saw you
jerk it. I asked you, did you fry it? Pauls? Wow?
What room was y'all being together? Because you're trying to deviate the question,
I asked you, a boy, No, jerk Rice? I asked
you, did you fry? What is going on? I didn't make that
food? I said, in your culture and my culture, yes, do
you frather rice? Yes? All right? Then that was the initial question.
I'd asked you by what was in your bowl. I'd asked you by
what was in your bag. I'd asked you about that forty dollars volcano water.
All I did was ask you, did you frather Rice? Jerk?
Paul jer you jerked those Brussels sprouts? No, how you jerk? Rice?
I'm scared. Ask uncle Bear. Uncle Bear was a slave. I
always think about that skit. He was like, I made a chocolate nigga
looked at him less, No, seriously, look at beat David's and Lippens.
We do you know what we do need to go back and watch Boondocks,
like as a unit because that catch a freemante episode. Man, I
was in here crying when he was whooping to Bias, he said, he
said, please don't me was like, it's like when you beat him,
you beating all of us, but considerably less ever doing your parts, Like,
oh so the only nigga I gotta beat today as to Bias, but
is the fact that he was like to go home early he said, fire
and same matches. Yeah, I might have to watch the whole episode when
our last video of the night is something that I wanted to play because this
one nigga is always trying to interview people and it's like he it's like he'd
be fishing for a negative reaction like to women to my little dude will be
with the phone trying to get girls to do like call somebody Else's no,
not him, there's somebody else, Like he ever a microphone. So I
really, really really loved this dude's response. He's he's not a black guy,
but I still really loved and respected his response. And at the end
of the day, these are broke people's conversations. That's how That's how I
felt, like what he really wanted to say? Four and a half years?
Five now? Well, yeah, I guess five now, five years?
Yeah? How much did you spend on her wedding ring? I mean
show it, I mean, go ahead. It's a decent amount. So
if you look up like a three Karen diamond, it's a decent amount of
I spoke on her, but she deserves even more. No, most wise,
what are we talking? I mean how much? Thirty five k Yeah,
thirty five thousand bucks. So he spend that much on her wedding ring?
For you, as a gesture, what does he get in return?
I think I should answer, well, so I get a partner that's loyal.
I get the mother of my children. I get the most beautiful woman
that I've ever you know, been around. And the most important thing is
how she treats me, and how she treats my family, and how she
treats her family. So for me, I have a partner for life,
and it's worth every investment there is. Okay, but a lot of people
would say you could have the same thing without dropping you. You could,
and money is not an issue like if you can get a cheap ring and
it's the person that's for you whatever, But it also depends on how much
you make, so I'll never be broking a stay out of rich folks business.
Exactly you you worried about how much I'm spending on my bitch, I
can afford it. That's exactly what right. Basically what he said, it
wasn't what he was, but that's what you asked the question when you asked
the kind of questions like, I ain't fam I ain't worried about the fucking
money. Feel I feel like that's not the answer that he thought that he
was gonna get. Look like, he said, it's an investment, So
you spend no express on what you think is an investment. So if he
feels like this is his forever and she gonna be the mother of my kids,
is she gonna be all like that investment was worth thirty five? She
was like, what did he get in return? And what he stepped right
up here is he was like, I think I'm I'm supposed to answer that
because I feel like he did that for her sake, and she definitely was
gonna look at him and give out the bush an answer and then your answer
what they excited me to punch you on your ship because but you know better,
you know what's going on. Ye say so, But I did I
phone Wednesdays. I love that and that is that is going. You have
met low for real, core. You made it today. Damn I'm telling
you don't even support see that. Back to the conversation was having the car
see and that's family. He don't even support. First of all, because
we being this motherfucker faithful every Sunday and that when you get the meals from
her all sunday. First of all, could go. First of all,
he don't. He could do what pre did, be like me, me,
you're going at the Oars gallery. It doesn't matter popularity, because I
know he was gonna be like, first of all, I mean here all
days right, No, no, no, no, I wasn't even gonna
say that. First of all, I'm all the way on the fucking deep
end of the south Side. That's a long ass drive. Secondly, hold
on, hear me out. Secondly, no, hold on. Second he
named the one thing that we just canceled out, but y'all won't let me
get to him. A Secondly, though, okay, Secondly, Secondly,
I go get food other places, so by the time I even remember the
fuck that that your I've already ate twice. I still share her post.
I always reposted because support looks differently for everybody. I still support. This
is the conversations I was telling people still support it. I was like,
there's a lot of nigs that I may not enjoy the content that you make,
but because you're my nigga, I just share it anyway, because I
fuck with you on a personal level. I may hate everything you fucking put
your name on, but oh my god, I don't. I'm a fan
of you to support. Have no problem supporting her. About time I get
over there, I beat them, grab something else. Oh such, this
is over here and I made left turn. I do share it all the
time though. And finally, and this is the selfish, stupid reason too.
When I went to go support me me and it was like this is
just for women only. In my back of my head, I think these
are only for a place for women. I don't even go there no more,
so it don't even be on my head. No, because they're actually
they're doing another of it next month. If that specifically is a pamper me
pop up. It's uh, women services and shit like, and they don't
want guys in there making women feel like No got it O send instruction?
No, No, I can fletely understand. And that's really why I pulled
up. I pulled up to get food. About what self conscious big bit
you got up here and span next on this pole? Where is the vitils?
I'm trying to get him to me. Anytime I see something going on
and do your I always see his women women women, so I don't even
go over there. It's not true. It's always got like like it's like
a barbecue, staying and ship. And then it's this one guy that I
feel bad for him because he does. He keeps showing up there every week.
But at the same time when I see him, might be looking like
I don't never see nobody in your line. I mean it differs like sometimes
he might have like s. Sometimes maybe he got early customers. They come
in right away. We be there right away. I'm sorry, but have
you had it before together? Maybe they do something too that make it fire.
Let me tell you something. Do your's gallery on Sunday. So for
Sundays, it's from twelve to three. Here, it's from twelve to three,
right, you would think that it's an actual You would think that it's
an actual restaurant because you were out of the door waiting, like there's a
line waiting for the doors to unlock, and as soon as everybody go in,
like because you got all these these tables set up, Like this person
back here, maybe they got gumbo and crab legs and all this shit.
Maybe this person, but it's different ship. But that's what That's what I'm
saying. So then this person they got a brunch station. They're making maid
to order armlets and waffles and shrimping grids and all of this kind of shit.
Like now his cousin that line that be outside when I heard it be
for her cousin. You know what, you should be a shaking to yourself.
I didn't say I don't support it. I just don't go there.
I didn't say I don't eat the food. I just don't go there.
So you go other places I do, But you can't go there, No,
I can't. It's far. It's Mimi does not come up here to
Damn. They're eight o'clock at night. Aren't you hungry? Then I usually
been ordered. No, No, I had ordered a Rocky Rococo pizza mean
that I had already planned on doing that. I didn't think about It was
way past three o'clock, so I couldn't went there anyway. All I'm here's
a lot of hate because there's no reason for supporting your cousin play. Yeah,
because I'm not just support work looks different and different. I still share,
I still post, I still put it out there. She put whatever
she puts on and there I put it out there for people to see.
I just want to know I came in, I knew what I was doing.
I'm definitely I'm just letting the world know that you you hate it right
right now, hating for no reason. They got nothing to do with me.
Did you not support your family? Because the hard reason why I got
this play today was because somebody said, Hey, if you can go get
my food for me because I can't make it, I will buy your food.
That's how good queer shit is. They got motherfucker's buying. Yeah,
they got motherfucker's buying somebody else food just to make sure they can't get their
food. That's how good. I don't know. We don't know until that
Friday, and that's another problem I'd be needing to know. Yeah, I
said Friday. That means you have Friday, I being a whole other world
two days before. I mean, let me know what's on the men you
on Friday Saturday. Yeah, but today she had oxtails tails. Have you
ever tried it? Yes? Okay, so you just don't like it.
I don't like it. Exhales Smothers said, that's definitely been a whole conversation
with ox tails, smother pork chops and meet don't. I don't. I
will tell you what you would like because she makes That's what made me think
about it. She makes fried rice herself. Oh man, that's how that's
the next week. What is that? What you rice? Though? Bro?
I love we like like like that. Man, you see you didn't
see the joy in my face when we discovered that that ship was open late
never time to join open question for you, then, would you data?
Asian person absolutely always said he got yellow fever. Absolutely. I just feel
like that. That sounds like she's sickly right. I'm like she got jaundice.
That's always been a phrase that's been used when someone likes the Asian person
I got making not racist. That was racist, but yeah, extremely I
like a little yellow. Why are you coming here expecting non racist comments to
be made? Right? I ain't saying nothing about the community. I left
him. I left him fruit baskets alone. She got to be on record
when she blow up that she was against you. But she comes here willingly
every week. I won't be here next weekend, But that's different. Where
will you be Florida working for Red Cross? And don't they go together?
Those Blue Cross Cross just cripping blood. I'm like banging on wax like fam
right across Islas. The way you're talking, I'm like, I don't think
we got it. I think next week I'm introduced. Town is to me,
my muncher. You do that? If where the guy, I will
leave the building right there and there. I think I'm bullshit and I will
walk out. So whether Tommy here or not, whether Tommy here or not,
you do that, I'm gone under the weight of blank. You do
that, I'm dead ass leaving right there in there. Mm hmmm. He
got the Granny glasze gulp, sticky, y'all ship. Granny Glass is so
hairy, you know. But the next time we got