Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee. Hello, pretty funny and welcome back
to Desks and Dorks in your favorite designing creation podcast that has always in shape
by you. We bring the best indie tabletop games. I'm Kyle Lott,
I am the dork. I am joined today thankfully after I was like nine
years in person Riley Parks. Maybe Ben, don't be fooled, folks.
That was not an actual siren. That was just me. It was a
shot. It was trying to figure out what was happening. Um, I
think we're talking about a topic. We are actually so as those of you
who have watched the show. No, actually, we have a big thank
you. Thank you again to everybody that made fear Within a huge towering success.
Um, we have finished up with edits. We're actually the process of
doing layout now, which is super exciting. Thank you to all the retailers.
Thank you to all the packers. Thank you everybody to play tested it.
Thank you to every person that I accosted in Sam's Club to talked about
my board game too. I'm sure you were very confused and did you do
that? No? It was a costco Okay, a much more board game
friendly clientele. But in a case, thanks again to everybody, and it
was huge. Also, if you're a fan of the show, you might
know our friend Graham against Graham has been on the show many times. Um,
oh my good lord. And so like every so often Graham, we're
in a group chat with him and he will he called them his his his
que pod drops, which is like, I'm having a really hard time keeping
you straight face, but every songs and he'll be like, you guys need
ideas. I'm an idea man. That's like the classic before Graham says something
very like just interesting. And so he pitched us a bunch of different podcast
ideas and I love one of them. It is called breaking and entertaining.
So I'm gonna give him his flowers, both for the idea and for the
pun based title. See we're already next out of grand makes upun before I
do. It's beautiful. But anyway, breaking entertaining what crimes make for exciting
game design, and that is something that I am thrilled about as a concept.
So we're gonna be talking about all kinds of stuff I get to talk
about. Um, we are talking specific situations. I would hope at least
I am. I have a specific person, even a mine. I have
some board games that I'd like to talk about, and I have some RPG
concepts because we're also in the process of working on an RPG that may or
may not involve criminals. Yeah, so this looks awesome for me. I'm
excited as an RPG designer and a game designer in general because I think this
is something that works really well. Um yeah, I think so are you
starting it? You want me to kick it off? All right? So
first off, one of the reasons I love talking about this in general is
I think if you are running an RPG session, and this is true for
everyone, whether you're an aspiring dungeon master or whether you want to run other
you know, more esoteric and you know, more niche board games, if
you can connect to your audience, if you have some through line that goes
from the fantastical world to the real world, it's going to make your game
immediately more engaging, especially when Riley almost breaks our work turner in the middle
of a podcast. That's the best part in any case. So I like
putting crimes into my RPG sessions in general. Now, a quick word of
caution. If you are going to use crimes, please be cognizant of who
you're playing with their safety tools. There are certain people who have a tolerance
for like that grim Dark. You guys know what those kind of crimes are.
I'm not going to go into those, but always be cognizant when you
throw something in there that you're being aware of the players that you're with and
the safety tools that they might need to be comfortable and stay comfortable when you're
in one of those sessions, like trust me, I get it. Some
of the stuff is cool, and sometimes people are like, you know what
I'm in for as grim and gritty as it gets. Some people like,
nah, man, this is a fantasy game. I'm here to escape the
horrors of the real world. So I always like to keep my crimes light.
That's a sentence I never thought I'd say. One of my absolute favorite
ones to do, if I'm going to do anything, is grand larceny.
Grand larceny in a board game, specifically some sort of heist. I want
it to be as much like if you've ever how do I put this?
If you're looking for a template, watch the TV show Leverage and just extrapolate
on that. But I love giving the PCs some sort of big mcguffin that
they have to steal for whatever reason, whether that is a rare painting or
a magical artifact or something along those lines, because what it lets you do
is it lets the players kind of flex their creativity. I love being like,
Okay, your first couple sessions are you literally casing the joint and figuring
out what's there, what isn't there, who is who isn't around, what
the guard patterns are, what the security systems are in place. Like,
it's so cool to just give your players a general like overview in a map
and then watch them kind of systematically pick away the layers of defense around this.
I think it gives you tons of opportunities for great role playing, tons
of opportunities for great strategic thinking, tons of opportunities for people who like to
draw maps and just doodle and plan, And it just gives you tons of
opportunities to be a badass, Like there's so many cool ways to be,
Like I can break into this place. Watch me use spells or abilities or
critical thinking to get into a location and get the thing that no one wants
me to get. I love it if you're looking for creative ideas for it.
One of my all time favorites comes from the Dungeon Master's Guide, Too,
which is no longer in print. You can at least the three five
three five edition where it literally details as a potential adventure seed because like,
yeah, you can do a painting, Yeah you can do an artifact.
Yes, you can just do straight up gold. It talks about stealing saffron,
like the spice because they're like, pound for pound, this is worth
more than diamond. Yeah, this town, right, which is great,
so you can have it be something really unique. The group of players that
I've am at with absolutely like loved it because they're like it was hyped up.
The local thieves were talking about it. They were like, Yo,
this is gonna be like the craziest thing in the world. You know,
we're gonna break in. It's this insane thing. And then they rip over
open the tarp and it's literally spices, and they're like, wait a second,
and their whole plan of smuggling it out goes out the window because they
had just assumed it was like bars of metal, and so they had to
like adapt on fly how they were going to get this stuff out. Another
way. You can make it work, make the person that is guarding it
or hoarding it have some sort of special thing, like, yes, you
could steal this big gemstone. However, if the big gemstone is like powering
another care an innocent person's heart, because it's like a magic gemstone, that
changes things a little bit. I love a big heist. Give me a
big Higson. Speaking of band larceny, that's what I want. I want
grand larceny. I'm gonna just actually listed a game that I'm sure you've played.
It's a one page role playing games. Guns. No, it's a
it's Honey, It's Hoist. It's Honeycown twenty seventeen. You're gonna undertake the
greatest height the world has ever seen. Two things. One, you have
a complex plan that requires precise time. Two, you're you're a bear.
I have not played Honey Heist, Dad shocks me. I have not played
Honey Heist. Well you there you go. I need to play Honey.
For some reason. You were talking about serious RPG stuff and Honey Heist game
to mind, like, Honeyhist is a serious RPG. So I'm taking this
in a whole different route cut. Okay, do it. I'm talking about
a specific crime. Oh like a like a like a like an actually named
crime. Okay. Yeah. So first and foremost, I would like this
game to be called The Gang of Gouals. My thought is, yeah,
you're My thought is it could be two to four player potentially. I'm thinking
actually a little more two player, almost mister Jack style. Oh okay,
um, because I love that game. That's that's that's a game my wife
and I have played quite a lot. Um. And one of you plays
as the police. Of course, one of you plays as the King of
Goals. Okay, good old Rufus Cantrell. So it's fall nineteen o two.
As a police officer, you've you have just uncovered a crime syndicate,
not of boost gambling or other illicit activities. No, no, no,
I guess I think I know who this is. He's like, he's a
corp roter, right, yep. It's a gang of guals men who robbed
graves and sold their bodies to medical schools on the black market. So one
of you, one of you plays as the police. You are going around
researching for evidence, and you're taking statements trying to locate who these people are,
where they based, where they acquiring their bodies, who would they be
selling to next. As the King of Ghouls in your Gang of Gouls,
you were trying to continue business us as usual, selling to these acclaimed medical
schools without getting caught. Oh my god. Okay, that's great. That's
really good. That's really good. You could make that a really good RPG,
or you can make it a really good pusher push. I wanted to
be a kind of push your luck style, but honestly, mister Jack,
that type of thing a little different. You gotta do some tweaking with that,
but gosh, you could have some fun with that. On the topic
of Mister Jack too, a couple other shout outs for crime based board games
in Scotland yard phenomenal. It's much more not toned down. It's a much
more toned down version of mister Jack. It's a lot more family friendly.
No mister Jack, pocket no no, no, no, no um.
And I still love Court of Miracles, which is if you've watched the games
that Intrigue, a series all about running a street gang in early early early
France, like like like basically like whatever, whatever, Hunchback of Notre Dame
whatever that time period is. Um so is it? Oh God, now,
dude, King of Goals will be sick, Gang of Goals, Gang
of Cool. Do you think, Well, you play as the King of
Goals, but it'd be called because I just think it sounds. How many
times can we sound say ghouls in in like a twenty second time? Quite
often? But before we do that, I guess a game I haven't played,
but one that I have upstairs I want to play at some point.
Seventy five Nam Street you play is essentially Oh it's Street streetmes Street Nomes.
Yeah, that's crime. I don't know if it's good or not by Seaman
so maybe not. I mean most of the game it's older. It's a
cool miny or not, I believe, Yeah, like when it was still
branded. Even a lot of their like mass Market does because I'm assuming you
got that at always because I got it always like for seven yeah, like
forever ago. Um, but even a lot of their stuff that like they
went up, like wholesaling and fire sailing and shipping off there still pretty good
good Like there's some good stuff there. Um. Okay, while we're on
the topic of that, though, because the Nam's thing and also made me
think of like one of my all time favorite board games, just The Godfather.
I honestly think gang wars, like fantasy gang wars, are a really
interesting way to spice up your game design. There's one thing that people know
that I love. It's asymmetry. And I think what's interesting about any type
of faction based conflict is it lets you hone in on the differences and similarities
between groups, and that can be really potent ground for if you are doing
an RPG for storytelling, Why are these characters? Like is my gang of
corpse Thieves much different than my gang of rum Runners which is much different than
my gang that sells like hard drugs, right? And like, like what
are we fighting over? What do these characters value? And I think that's
really interesting. It gives you an opportunity for a lot of pitched combat,
which is kind of cool. Gives you an opportunity for some subterfuge. You
can infiltrate different groups and play their groups against each other, maybe starts your
own different type of group. Huge shout out of course to Blaze in the
Dark, which kind of delves into that. But I think gang wars are
kind of cool. And that's an out of sentence I ever thought i'd say.
But I think like a fantasy gang war is kind of a cool place.
Who start, if you are looking on spicing up your game design in
that way, if you're looking for more of a conflict based one that has
some really good interesting like human quote unquote, because I don't always have to
be human storytelling it angles. I think that's a great call. Okay,
that's that's another pick for me. I love love love. Whenever you get
like real different factions than you start brawling, I think that's pretty cool.
Ooh, I'm not just saying this because we looked up the night Shift board
game, but like honestly like entertainment for a long long time, like running
a red light district, like or a campaign in a red light district.
And this was so there is a company. M gonna go ahead and throw
it content warning a ten plus not for what we're talking about. But if
you've google this, Yes, there's a company called Exotic Cancer yep um that's
play on Exotic Dancer. Yes, yes, because they have a game coming
out on Kickstarter called night Shift, And you can assume what type of dancing
you do, and that as far as we yeah, but uh yeah,
I don't want to get lose anything by talking about it more. But we're
intrigued to see how that plays out. Well. One of the things that
I think is really interesting is there's a period in American history where you have
neighborhoods and sections of major cities where that type of work is allowed, right,
And historically those were really beneficial things for a city because then it could
be regulated, monetized. The people who worked in those things had rights,
which was great as opposed to now necessarily. But like one of my most
like one of the best fascinating things for me to read about when I was
a historian or like learning to become a historian was being like, what is
this like, Like, I mean, the Bowery in New York was it
was a huge thing. Like I would you know, give me like a
tabletop RPG about running part of the red light district in the Bowery, That
would be awesome. There was even I'm blanking on the name of it and
that stinks. I think it's the Sands, But it was a section of
New Orleans that was like it was like all jazz clubs and all of that,
and like when they shut that down, jazz woud up going everywhere.
Yeah, so like there's some really cool stuff like you don't necessarily have to
think about like that. Like maybe we don't necessarily think about as like crime
crime because like I don't necessarily but technically was yeah yeah, but it was
at the time, right, And I think those are kind of interesting things
and you could kind of play around with it, like, bro, I
want to be a half ork stripper. Be kind of fun. I don't
know, I don't know, like what a what a fantasy Channel flagged us
by saying that word what we were these we're know stripper like as a like
stripper like a wire strip Yes, exactly, you got it, yep.
But half I'm actually I'm not an electrician. I'm just an apprentice. You
know. Make sure that you make sure that you, you know, saved
us. You use some on your wire strippers to make sure that there's I
don't I think you took us back out of that safe territory? Is WD
forty not safe anymore? Can we not talk about it? It makes things
too loose, That's what it does. That's what it does. I'm missed
you. Man, this is nice. It does. Um, what's your
next one? Because I, oh, God, off on a tangent again.
You and I went completely different because I was going specific crimes. Well
I love it though, but that's cool because like I wasn't even thinking specific
crimes. I was thinking general crimes. Oh, god, crimes. This
is a major crimes, major crimes. You know, you know what you
get, you get major crimes. God, this is what it's like with
two point like one brain selp. God. I don't not liking any of
this. Um, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, Because, like
I said, I was looking out completely different things. Okay, I'm going
I want this to be a game. So like, what is the biggest
most specific crime. Well, I mean, clearly the gang of Goals.
That's a really good call though, And I realized that there's a lot of
these types of games out there, but I would like to see I think
there's been a Huger surgeon in games like down Force. Oh no, no,
no, no, where am I going? No running? Yeah,
what is the origin of NASCAR Moonshine running, Moonshine run. It absolutely was,
because it would add it keeps with that, but it adds, how
do you want factions in your racing game? Because I do, I absolutely
do. Yes. You know, my great great grandfather was a shine runner,
right. I believe that he was arrested several times. That's something to
always be proud of. It. I agreed, um u. I fully
think that you could have a lot of fun with a down force asque game,
Oh my gosh, with factions and with goals. Essentially, instead of
playing on a track, you're playing in a city. Okay, you have
to pick up and you have to drop off, right, and you have
the police are investigating and following. Are the police a fact? Are the
police of player control factor player control faction or alternative or the AI style card
driven or player control faction at higher player counts AI at lower player counts,
you could do that. You could do what uh yeah, yeah, that
would be kind of sick. We could also make it a solo game.
At that point. You easily could yeah, oh push, oh my god,
push your lock, Like, how many runs do I want to do?
Yep? Yep, get some asymmetry, what kind of you make more
money for the longer runs, but the more the longer run you do?
But The issue is the longer than run, you have to do it in
quicker times, right, So the faster you do it, the more like
yep, do you want to maybe fend like you can reinvest in faster cars,
which are really good. But eventually if you get cornered, do you
have to invest in firearms exactly? So then carries the risk if you're being
being in car straighter for Oh my god, that's such a good call.
Dude. Have you played Gang Rush break out? No, it's still in
my attic though I know you had bought it and they got rid of it.
Still, I think mine still, but I think mind's up still for
working signment might still be insuring. It makes me want to play Gang Rush
again because Gang Rush was pretty solid, like it just was a game that
was like, man, I don't think I'm ever gonna have It's so Gang
Rush, if I'm not mistaken, is quite literally you're just like going across
a bridge trying to get a farrio cart with machine guns. Yeah, but
like and you can sabotage by dropping like shipping containers on people. It's hysterical,
like it's really good. Okay, that is there another like really hyper
specific crime or like, because like Shine Running feels, it's not specific,
it's more braun, but it's something I would like to see. I would
love a Shine Running game. I would love a Shine running Oh my god,
you could even make it like not the Captain is dead, but there
was one where like every person is playing kind of their own mini game,
but the different mini games all feed into each other. I'm blanking on it.
You know I'm talking about It's a space one. You've talked about it
before. I believe there's like one person's playing an exterity game because they're flicking
the pucks at the aliens. Maybe you haven't. They're like the weapons guy.
And then one person is basically doing a sliding puzzle and they're the ones
in charge of like manning the ship's communication equipment. And then one person is
playing I kid you not, this is a real game that exists, but
like how cool to be to be Like one person is playing the driving game
that's like Gang Rush. One person is playing like the drafting game, which
is like building like your car. One person is playing like a freaking engine
builder where you're making the like where you're literally brewing the hooch. Oh my
god, dude, I'll want to make it. It sounds so good,
that's game it is, and they're all, oh my god, him blank
out. If you're one of the people listening, unter, No, I
love Cosmic Encounter, but it's not cosmic encounter. If you're one of the
people listening to this right now and you know what the heck I'm talking about,
please help me, please. Oh more specific crimes, though. I
would love a John Dillinger game. Okay, like I would love a public
I would love a public enemy game. On the topic of moonshine running,
I would love a public enemy game, or like a Bonnie and Clyde game.
No, I want a public enemy, I want I want Dillinger.
Yeah, Dillinger feels more like a folk hero than Bonnie and Clyde, who
are just like murderers with really good pr I mean again Bonnie and Clyde and
Juliet, but now, yeah, they really like murderers with really really really
good pr Yeah, like really good jr. Really good, like the best
people at the best crime. Wait, way, you play as the Iceberg
against the Titan God just okay, I mean I'm in it's just a rogue
Iceberger. Whenever I think of Bonnie and Clyde, I think of leon I
think of Titanic, and I think of Leonardo DiCaprio, and then I think,
I go back to, well, the Iceberg did it. Well,
the Iceberg did it. So that's a crime. Okay, hear me out,
though, what if you're what if you're the game as you're a pr
team, a bunch of gangster like our Bonnie and Clydes newspaper people. We're
just gonna make unsocial network. But about is this the better version of us?
Probably the better version of on social network. I'm down with that.
I'm okay with it too. I think this is a much better It is
now a good time to announce it on social network. Beating out red Pan
or Redemption? Did it really? Oh my god? It beat out?
So hey, you know that bracket for like a year? I don't you
know the bracket? Oh my gosh. You know, it's kind of fun
to think of that like that. We did start with that bracket. We
did five games ago. Yeah, and literally five games ago. How does
that feel? How does that? How does that like? Five games?
Or you can go vote on this bracket, which all have to make but
a new one apparently so and that's not housing it. I mean, how
so how badly did Unsocial Network beat by a percentage small percentage which is so
funny because red Pant Redemption became a game. Well, but that's the thing.
At least we don't have to make two red panted Redemption. That's very
true. That's very true. So as Unsocial Network just gonna get rebranded as
the Crimes Crime Coverage is a great, great name for a game. Riley
that come on on. And to bring it full circle, you know the
Clyde Barrow made of his own gun called a whippet gun. Right, we
did it? Yeah, we did it. We did it. Um that
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No, um, so that was pretty cool too. But yeah, please
interact with us. Tell me why I'm wrong about unmatched. Most people do
in the comments. Yeah, one day, one day, that's gonna be.
One day that's gonna be like the greatest video. Well, like I
said, one day you'll make I assume you're just waiting for tales too amazed
to come out to make a new tier. Yeah, absolutely, I am,
um, and I'm hopefully we'll get to try a couple of those,
a couple more expansions, like I finally got to try what did I get
to try? I have not tried Genie, I haven't tried Udini. Well
I assumed if you haven't tried the one, you probably haven't tried the other.
But sometimes, like people will bring in their box set shot, I
will try one play again. I tried Baywolf though and read Riding Hood since
the last time that I made the Cheeralist. Those are both interesting. We're
going to watal on about unmatched stuff. So if you are going to be
here just for a rerregular skit longer that is actually done talking about it.
We're done talking about Unmatched for right now. The podcast is done by every
Wait, no, we're not because I have a weird question. Well,
yeah, that you wouldn't have forgotten. It's a weird question. Um what
Okay, So this is inspired by the fact that I, okay, if
you watched Gunbuster the ANIMECA anime Gunbuster or not, Now, wow, that's
shocking because I figured you would all like I don't have time to watch shows.
That's fair. I'm not even caught up on Gundham, which I already
meca, Like holy haven't even seen which Mercury in season two just dropped.
I haven't even started it. Heard it's really good, by the way,
it is from what I've seen. I've seen the trailers. Do you want?
Do you want my crunchy role logging? I mean we could talk about
this after the show, because you're gonna give it to the entire to everyone
just dif. Yeah, that's fair because like I I'm watching Demon Slayer season
because I'm bind I was behind on anything else. Okay, what? Um?
So actually this inspired because I thought about Gunbuster. I thought about the
Ugio dual disc. Um if you could have one anime or let's do a
cartoon. If you're you're not a oh that Gunbuster a tremendous older one like
me, What anime or cartoon device for apparatus would you like to have?
UM in the real world. We're going to assume that it has all of
its powers unless it is something world ending or reality breaking. So like interesting
because you brought up the the like dual disc for Ugo. Yes, yes,
it can make the Hologram monsters if you pay the dual disc. Okay,
I don't want that, but okay, that's it I want. We're
gonna we're gonna talk about Gundham, very surprise to anyone. Yes, okay,
so Gundham came out with this meta but not even meta the fourth wall
breaking TV show called UM. But there's a couple of them build fighters.
Okay, they like build Fighters. There's a couple other variations of it.
Okay. What it is is you quite literally you stand in front of these
like VR style tables and you put your gun to model that you've crafted and
painted and adjusted inside of it, and essentially it's fully scans it interest and
then you control it in a VR environment that's actually kind of really sick,
and the weapons that it has everything are based on the way you model it
come to life. It's no ball mech, but like it's well, you
know you can you can have the ball you Actually there's a there's one with
a ball as a head. Yeah, exactly. So that that's what I
want. I want a giant set up that I could just have Mecca battles
at any given time. I like it. I know it's not as exciting,
No, that is no, but I like it though. That's a
cool one. What are you thinking? Um, I can't believe I'm saying
this that. The more I thought about this question, I thought for sure
it was going to be the dual list for me. Yeah, because growing
up like how dope is the dualist I've never seen you. I'm just gonna
I'll make it say it's dope. I want Ben Ten's Omni Tricks. So
that crossed my mind. I want Ben Ten's Omni tricks. How freaking cool
would the Omni Tricks be to have in real life? If I could get
so much stuff done? Like, oh my gosh, the amount of stuff
I could get completed with an Omni Tricks is great, and if on board,
I could put it on shuffle like an iPod, just hit it and
see what happens. You're not wrong, there's disadvantages to that. I think
there are some. I'm sure. Yeah, because apparently Ben Ten's hip with
the kids again. He is. There's like a new season. I guess
that's like somebody brought that up and I was like, you know, an
Omni tricks in real life, Yeah, would be really cool, be able
to turn this millions. Well that's it, folks. Thank you so much
again for listening. Um, you guys are great. Yeah, thank you, goodbye bye