Secatary tar my darling, give me some heads up. If Santa Claus is
here. Oh mom, she's definitely cheating. She peeked at presents. Santa
is here, Santa is hung up in the chimney because it's big bag of
fun. Little brother in the bathroom cranking out a homemade card because Santa is
here. Daddy's rest stop getting drilled information into Helmo. Weary traveler trying to
get back home for Christmas because Santa is here. Wow, it's beautiful.
It's really pretty. It's gorgeous, really pretty. That will put you on
a ride too, keeps you on your toes, keeps you I like about
that one. Yeah, ho, it's a modern Christmas tale. Modern We've
heard all the old ones. How about a modern Christmas tie here and there.
I've been saying we got room for a new modern Christmas jams. This
one, there's a port of Christmas. I admit I don't fully understand.
So I'm glad I could incorporate this into this year's downbeat singing Christmas tree topper.
Uh. This one's called What's the deal with Elves? Very easy for
everyone to sing. Long. I hope you have a merry Christmas. I
hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry Christmas.
I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry Christmas.
I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have merry Christmas.
I hope you have married Christmas. I hope you have a every Christmas.
I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry
Christmas. I hope you have a merry Christmas. What's start with? Have
you fall about that? What start with? And Santa shot bird? It's
slavery. I hope you have a every Christmas. I hope you have a
e every Christmas. I hope you have a every Christmas. I hope you
have a every Christmas. I hope you have a mevery Christmas. I hope
you have a every Christmas. Oh, if you have a many Christmas,
I hope you have a maverick Christmas. I hope, I hope Christmas really
nice one. So there's one that you can find really nice? Oh my
god, all this stores, all the small stores. Look, we all
know that Christmas time can be stressful for a lot of people and hopefully that
the the mule Tide, cheer and family can lift you out of those doldrums.
Absolutely, but it doesn't always work the songs about that. Okay,
it's been a difficult year. I made some questionable financial decisions. I should
have never invested in that Ponzi scheme. I spent the kids college vond on
a ludicrous dream. And now as I watch my bathwater turned deep brand,
I won't be home for Christmas. I won't be around this Christmas because I'll
be dead. Oh my, And you can find that at any of your
local stores. But it's so pretty, Okay, it was actually gorgeous.
It wasn't beautiful long beautiful weirdly weirdly Jesus wow, someone named to much or
just followed us on TikTok. Okay, I guess I one more? You
got one more and then probably should be done with it. A big shout
out the old toe muncher. Yeah, this what's called you better believe?
You better believe. You better believe in Jesus less you're Jewish, and then
you don't. You better believe. You better believe in Santa unless you're Jewish,
and of course you don't. You better believe. You better believe in
Christmas less you're Jewish, and then you don't. You better believe, better
believe. Oh my god, really nice, really really nice. That song
performed by Weird cold Play. That'll be on top of your tree as the
fireplaces going. Maybe you've just made some nice hot coco. All right,
Last one, I think, right, you better believe. I believe,
I believe kevio. Uh. Last one I think is uh. I don't
know. This is probably not even a traditional Christmas song like the root of
it, but I think it's a song you guys will be familiar with.
All of these have been yeah, more traditional. This isn't really a holiday
sounding song, but I think it's a song you'll be familiar with. I
don't know. This is about kind of the reason for the season. Right,
It's Jesus' birthday, So how do we celebrate him? Hey, we
buy tons of crap for each other while millions of people are starving all around
the world. So uh, hit it. It's December twenty fifth, to
ring the Christmas bell. It's a big holiday. Some call it Noel,
a big birthday for our Lord and Prince. So fill those cards. Quality
time with the family, Chinese plastic stuff under the tree. Capitalism is really
swell, But honestly, we're probably all going a hell, oh wow,
what the hell? How did we get the rights to that music? Bed?
I was trying to do the dance. I couldn't find the one.
I couldn't find the one. Well, I have a please you dog on
Sailor boys, I'm very Jardian's Christmas, and please go out and buy the
uh downbeat singing treetoppers from all your local gas stations. We need to move
tens of thousands of these things just to break even incredible