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Secatary tar my darling, give me
some heads up. If Santa Claus is

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here. Oh mom, she's definitely
cheating. She peeked at presents. Santa

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is here, Santa is hung up
in the chimney because it's big bag of

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fun. Little brother in the bathroom
cranking out a homemade card because Santa is

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here. Daddy's rest stop getting drilled
information into Helmo. Weary traveler trying to

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get back home for Christmas because Santa
is here. Wow, it's beautiful.

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It's really pretty. It's gorgeous,
really pretty. That will put you on

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a ride too, keeps you on
your toes, keeps you I like about

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that one. Yeah, ho,
it's a modern Christmas tale. Modern We've

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heard all the old ones. How
about a modern Christmas tie here and there.

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I've been saying we got room for
a new modern Christmas jams. This

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one, there's a port of Christmas. I admit I don't fully understand.

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So I'm glad I could incorporate this
into this year's downbeat singing Christmas tree topper.

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Uh. This one's called What's the
deal with Elves? Very easy for

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everyone to sing. Long. I
hope you have a merry Christmas. I

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hope you have a merry Christmas.
I hope you have a merry Christmas.

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I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry Christmas.

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I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have merry Christmas.

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I hope you have married Christmas.
I hope you have a every Christmas.

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I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry

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Christmas. I hope you have a
merry Christmas. What's start with? Have

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you fall about that? What start
with? And Santa shot bird? It's

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slavery. I hope you have a
every Christmas. I hope you have a

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e every Christmas. I hope you
have a every Christmas. I hope you

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have a every Christmas. I hope
you have a mevery Christmas. I hope

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you have a every Christmas. Oh, if you have a many Christmas,

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I hope you have a maverick Christmas. I hope, I hope Christmas really

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nice one. So there's one that
you can find really nice? Oh my

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god, all this stores, all
the small stores. Look, we all

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know that Christmas time can be stressful
for a lot of people and hopefully that

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the the mule Tide, cheer and
family can lift you out of those doldrums.

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Absolutely, but it doesn't always work
the songs about that. Okay,

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it's been a difficult year. I
made some questionable financial decisions. I should

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have never invested in that Ponzi scheme. I spent the kids college vond on

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a ludicrous dream. And now as
I watch my bathwater turned deep brand,

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I won't be home for Christmas.
I won't be around this Christmas because I'll

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be dead. Oh my, And
you can find that at any of your

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local stores. But it's so pretty, Okay, it was actually gorgeous.

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It wasn't beautiful long beautiful weirdly weirdly
Jesus wow, someone named to much or

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just followed us on TikTok. Okay, I guess I one more? You

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got one more and then probably should
be done with it. A big shout

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out the old toe muncher. Yeah, this what's called you better believe?

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You better believe. You better believe
in Jesus less you're Jewish, and then

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you don't. You better believe.
You better believe in Santa unless you're Jewish,

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and of course you don't. You
better believe. You better believe in

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Christmas less you're Jewish, and then
you don't. You better believe, better

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believe. Oh my god, really
nice, really really nice. That song

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performed by Weird cold Play. That'll
be on top of your tree as the

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fireplaces going. Maybe you've just made
some nice hot coco. All right,

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Last one, I think, right, you better believe. I believe,

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I believe kevio. Uh. Last
one I think is uh. I don't

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know. This is probably not even
a traditional Christmas song like the root of

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it, but I think it's a
song you guys will be familiar with.

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All of these have been yeah,
more traditional. This isn't really a holiday

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sounding song, but I think it's
a song you'll be familiar with. I

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don't know. This is about kind
of the reason for the season. Right,

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It's Jesus' birthday, So how do
we celebrate him? Hey, we

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buy tons of crap for each other
while millions of people are starving all around

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the world. So uh, hit
it. It's December twenty fifth, to

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ring the Christmas bell. It's a
big holiday. Some call it Noel,

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a big birthday for our Lord and
Prince. So fill those cards. Quality

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time with the family, Chinese plastic
stuff under the tree. Capitalism is really

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swell, But honestly, we're probably
all going a hell, oh wow,

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what the hell? How did we
get the rights to that music? Bed?

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I was trying to do the dance. I couldn't find the one.

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I couldn't find the one. Well, I have a please you dog on

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Sailor boys, I'm very Jardian's Christmas, and please go out and buy the

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uh downbeat singing treetoppers from all your
local gas stations. We need to move

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tens of thousands of these things just
to break even incredible