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Oh yeah, that's nice. I
like that. You got the great Jim

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Adler on standby. Are you ready
to risk dent port in the bis dent?

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Well, let's see. Charlie said, this is called her ten.

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Good Morning rod Ryan Show, Good
morning. Well hello, who's this?

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Jimmy, Jimmy, big money dude, No, whimmis all you have to

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do, Jimmy is we're gonna all
hear it together. Okay, Alex is

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gonna light a fuse, being a
little pyro that he is, being that

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little pyro that he is. Alex
is gonna light a fuse. Okay,

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Jimmy, all right, then you're
gonna hear Jim Adler making it rain with

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money. Okay, you can stop
at any point. It could go all

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the way up to one thousand dollars
today. But that's why that's where the

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risk it for the biscuit comes in. The biscuit is one thousand dollars.

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Right, But if you hear an
explosion before you have me stop, you

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get nothing. Mister had was like, you guys are brutal. You don't

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get anything just for coming on the
show. I go, no, you

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get nothing. Have I do you
think I've explained it. I mean,

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do you think you got to grasp
on what's happening? Yeah, let's go.

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Okay, yeah, I want to
get into it too. How you

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feel, Alex ben good? Yeah? Good done? Like a maniac a

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lighter or you have like matches?
Okay, stop yeah, yeah, okay,

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let me hear what your stop sounds
like. Go. Yeah, that's

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where. That's where. That's where
we're going to stop. I'll lick my

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finger now put here on the main. So I guess we've ruled out.

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I guess we've ruled out that you're
going all the way to a thousand or

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you were just checking. Oh no, I'm just seeing how to play the

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game so I can win. That's
exactly it. Okay, bro, let's

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just do it. Let's go.
Let's just do it. Okay, dude,

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Jimmy, risk it for the biscuits. It's I'm just waiting to hear

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the safe word. Okay, we're
gonna get a little funky. We'll stop

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when you tell us to stop.
There it goes. I just peed a

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little in my pants. Okay,
Jimmy, you just said to dump Yeah,

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he said, oh did you dump
them? Did you dump them?

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Okay, it's day one. I'm
going to explain this one more time.

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Nothing happened. So yeah, that's
that's fair. Okay, No, not

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that, not that I need this. I don't think Jimmy understood how to

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play the game. Okay, So
Jimmy, you don't understand how to play

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this game, dude, you gotta
wait. You gotta wait till you hear

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Jim Adler say some money. He's
gonna say one. Hunt, God,

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listen to me. He's gonna say
a one hundred dollars. If you want

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more money, you'll stay on the
phone. Then he's gonna come on and

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say two hundred dollars. If you
want to dump out right there, you

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dump out right there. Okay,
this is good. This is good because

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everyone's listening, and everyone's got to
learn. Everyone's got to learn how to

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play this game. And this is
how you know that this show is live.

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God damn, it's painfully live sometimes. Okay, and then, did

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you swear on top of blowing the
game? Did you swear? No?

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Well, we cut it anyways,
Jimmy, I don't know where the explosion

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is, but hang in there for
a couple of hundred dollars. Okay,

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all right, Okay, are we
clear? If you need me to explain

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something, I'll do it because we
got one more shot at this. You

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tell me to you tell me to
stop whenever you think, because if you

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hear an explosion, we're done with
this transaction. Okay, all right,

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here we go. I think Jimmy's
got this now. Okay, yeah,

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yeah, live radio with on a
net. There's no net. Okay,

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Jimmy, you were going to hear
again, You're going to hear that fuse

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lit and let's listen for mister Adler
to come in with some money. Let's

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not stop before he offers you some
cash. All right, Oh here we

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are. Okay, I'm still very
nervous. But I didn't pay my pants

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this time. That was only the
first time. One hundred dollars. Dude,

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just got one hundred bucks. Two
hundred dollars. That's money. Stop

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stop stop that money in your pocket. Two one hundred dollars. Let go,

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two hundred bucks. I can't learned
how to play, and he got

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thrown the bucks. Let go,
So you got two hundred dollars. Can

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we see what you left on the
table? Please? Can we do that?

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Okay? This is what was going
to play out had you not whimped

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out so early? All right,
what am I in? Where's it going

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to play? On? Als?
Okay, let's just take a listen.

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You stopped at two hundred dollars.
That's money in your pocket too. You

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didn't lose anything. Don't let anybody
bust your balls today. But well,

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let's see what this does. Three
hundred dollars. You should have hung in

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there. Four hundred dollars. That's
a lot of money. Yeah, it

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is Wow. Five hundred dollars,
Jimmy, what's wrong with you? Play

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to stay saxte hundred dollars? What
if this is the thousand one? We're

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done? Seven hundred dollars. That's
a lot of money. It is lucky

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seven. Dude. You could have
gone up. You could have gone up

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to seven hundred and and and bailed. Then hey, I'm happy. That's

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dude. Two hundred bucks. Two
hundred bucks, and you always ruin my

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game. It's day one. Congratulations, Jimmy. Awesome, awesome, two

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hundred dollars. We're gonna play this
again tomorrow at a twenty. We're gonna

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play it on Wednesday, We're gonna
play it on Thursday. We're gonna play

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it on Friday. Okay, and
that, thank god, that wasn't the

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thousand dollars one. It's in there
somewhere. It's in it's part of the

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five. They're gonna they're gonna rotate
this week. Jimmy hang on the phone.

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Thank you to the great Texas hammer
Man who get the guy working today. T