Marie. Yes, say hello to Jen. Hi, Jen, Hi Marie?
How are you? I'm good? But what's going on? She never
thought she'd find herself on this show, according to producer Eric, but here
she is okay and uh like some young Oh yeah I do. Yeah.
I took a chance on this younger man and uh he has he's been great.
Wow. All right, So let how young we talking? Let's let's
hear all about mister young buns. Mister young bunns, mister young buns.
Uh so he is quite a bit older. Excuse me, I'm quite a
bit older. He is twenty years younger. What yeah, wow, weird,
It's amazing. How did you meet? How did you two meet?
He's he's a waiter in the city, and he was he was a waiter
at my table and we started flirting, and you know, my friends were
like, he's so young. And I said, you know what, I
haven't had any any luck with men my age, so let's try something different.
He when he brought back the check, he left his number. I
ended up very not. Do you mind if I ask you how old you
are? Because you said twenty years how old are you? You can I
am forty two? Oh? Twenty two. Wow, God, Marie,
I'm not sure, but I think your nipples are getting hard. Oh well,
Jennifer, I'll have to send me a photo. Oh my god,
girls, I stop. Oh yeah, I'm actually excited here, everybody stop?
Okay, all right, So what is this? What is this youngster's
name? Youngster? What's his name? What is this an episode of Gunsmoke?
Youngster? Miss Jenny? Oh my goodness. Oh yeah, I've caught
the vapors. You got the I've caught the vapors vac Okay, all right,
so let's get back this guy. This guy can't wait to meet this
guy. So this guy, actually you say his name is Timmy, I
might eat my pants right here. Okay, lady loaded dog named Lassie Lassy,
all right, right, you must be a very fine yeah for twenty
two old to give you his number. All right, let's get down to
the problem, because that's what we're all about. We're about problems in people's
misery and right now having way too much fun and we've lost half our audience.
So what is the problem, Jennifer. Well, okay, so the
problem is so we've been dating for about seven months now. It's you know,
it's been a while. And when it started out, you know,
I mean, I will say he's amazing, he's amazing in bed. He
you know, he's very, very eager to please, and he's he's a
giver, yes, and he learns very well. Okay, great, what's
the issue? The issue is that he is a bit sarcastic. He can
be how do I put this, a bit of a some times, okay.
And at first it was cute, it was adorable, a little endearing.
But lately he's been taking a lot of time getting back to me.
I'll text him in the morning, you know, say good morning, and
I don't hear from him all day, sometimes not until the next day.
Ooh. It's turned ugly and he's become very arrogant, you know. Okay,
but Jen, Jen, is this somebody that you are looking to have
a relationship for the rest of your life with? Or is this somebody just
in bed, you know, in the sack, somebody that you were just
sleeping? Well, because not really, we have gotten a little more serious.
We're supposed to be taking a European vacation and he hasn't brought that up
lately, you know, in at least a month, and I just feel
like I'm I'm very invested in the relationship at this point, and I'm looking
to take this further, you know, along the way. He obviously is
not responding to my text. All right, So the bottom line is you
care. You care enough to want to trap him on War of the Roses
enough to find out if it's another woman. Yes, what you've called for?
Okay? Because yeah, definitely seems like there's something going on and you're
willing to give up all that great sex I am. Then here we go.
You know, I'm stop talking. Stop, here we go, Here
we go. Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Aaron Laren. What's going
on? Hi? Aaron. My name is Marie and I'm calling from Red
Roses dot Com. We have a dozen long stem roses for you, and
I just need to confirm some info if I could. You're in the Upper
west Side. Yes, wait, like picking up these roses? What's going
on here? Okay? Well, here I'll explain. We're a brand new
company in the Upper west Side and we have this promotional vehicle where we get
a list of names from various stores. These roses are for you. They're
free of charge. They come in a beautiful backer at Crystal o Oz.
And the only thing we ask in return for these free flowers is that you
talk about us on social media so Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, all that
you had like an online story of the Britain mortar, like standalone kind of
thing. No, well both, but we really want people coming into our
store. What do you What do you need from me and my info?
Or has all work out? Well, here's a deal. You're not going
to be charged at all. But what I'm gonna need is the name of
the person that you would like to send the roses to. Do you have
somebody in mind? Wait, so you're saying you're gonna send me some roses,
but I got to post about it with that other person on social media?
Yes, yes, And we ask if the the receiving party the he
or the she? Okay, so it's a he, so if he could
post it's a she? All right, send it to a lady. That's
make sure that's correct. Oh, so we're not sending it to a he.
Were did you say a girl? A girl? A girl? Okay?
Well I had here that you were you were gay? But that's fine.
I don't know. We're getting y'all's information. But yeah, i'd be
sending it to a lady. So we're past that. You know, how
do we get this going? Let's go why do you have Do you have
a problem with guys sending guys flowers? I don't understand. I don't have
a problem with it is you know, you're calling me up. We have
this flower thing going on. I don't want anything of the wrong thing about
me, So I'm just trying to clarify our Okay, Well, if you
were gay, I would be really fine with it, yo, But but
I'm not gay. Okay, all right, Well you're getting really defensive,
and I don't see what the big deal is really a big deal? Just
you're calling me one thing. Well, you're making it a big deal.
You're making it a big deal. It's ain't no big deal. All right,
you're trying to get me flowers. I'm trying to set along this process
and you're calling me gay. I'm not. I'm saying if you were,
it'd be fine. I just want to let you know. I'll be talking
to a lady, all right. I'm talking to women. I'll tag women.
I'm not talking to the guys. So yeah, let's just let's just
get on the same page. So who is who would you like to send
the roses to talk with? Someone named Esther? Esther? Well, strike
him off, thank you, Aaron. Okay, I know one Esther in
my life. Do you know what Esther I do? She's ninety seven,
you cocky, condescending, arrogant, low life waiter. That pretty much sums
that up. Wow. Okay, So let me introduce myself there, Aaron.
My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio guy here in New
York City on a station called w KT Radio. And that's Marie. She's
actually an accountant. She's an accountant for iHeart on the third floor and she
helps me out with this little thing called War of the Roses. And you've
been I guess caught. Yeah, yeah, I don't really get why we're
doing this. Well, well here we are. In a minute. I'm
gonna offer you one hell of an incentive'll take He'll take it, He'll take
it. And uh to be able to air this call later on this afternoon
at five with that in mind. Uh you know, Jen, you called
in, you got confirmation, and that would be that what would you like
to say? You have last words, Jen, go ahead, I'm all
about you, baby, all right, Jen, I'm all about you,
well apparently or not. You're not You're not all about it her? Who's
esther? Why don't you fill us all in? We're all curious, all
right, Jen, we can figure this out. We can read this out,
all right, baby, tell us right now, right quickly. Who
is she? If it's If it's no big deal, then just say it,
Okayes, she's my cousin celebrating the birthday coming up. So you're trying
to get her a gift. Who gives a dozen red roses to a cousin
to Is that what you reached for? You reached for that? Oh my
god? Yeah? Goodbye, Aaron? All right, all right, your
lost, no, your loss, it's your loss. Okay, it's not
her loss, your loss. Jen sounds like an amazing woman. All right,
thanks for nothing, honey, honey, sweety baby, what a douche
double douche. You're gonna give him the double douche. I gave him a
single douche. You gave him a double I did with a flush. Let's
see. Yeah,