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Marie. Yes, say hello to
Jen. Hi, Jen, Hi Marie?

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How are you? I'm good?
But what's going on? She never

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thought she'd find herself on this show, according to producer Eric, but here

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she is okay and uh like some
young Oh yeah I do. Yeah.

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I took a chance on this younger
man and uh he has he's been great.

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Wow. All right, So let
how young we talking? Let's let's

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hear all about mister young buns.
Mister young bunns, mister young buns.

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Uh so he is quite a bit
older. Excuse me, I'm quite a

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bit older. He is twenty years
younger. What yeah, wow, weird,

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It's amazing. How did you meet? How did you two meet?

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He's he's a waiter in the city, and he was he was a waiter

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at my table and we started flirting, and you know, my friends were

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like, he's so young. And
I said, you know what, I

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haven't had any any luck with men
my age, so let's try something different.

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He when he brought back the check, he left his number. I

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ended up very not. Do you
mind if I ask you how old you

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are? Because you said twenty years
how old are you? You can I

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am forty two? Oh? Twenty
two. Wow, God, Marie,

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I'm not sure, but I think
your nipples are getting hard. Oh well,

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Jennifer, I'll have to send me
a photo. Oh my god,

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girls, I stop. Oh yeah, I'm actually excited here, everybody stop?

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Okay, all right, So what
is this? What is this youngster's

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name? Youngster? What's his name? What is this an episode of Gunsmoke?

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Youngster? Miss Jenny? Oh my
goodness. Oh yeah, I've caught

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the vapors. You got the I've
caught the vapors vac Okay, all right,

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so let's get back this guy.
This guy can't wait to meet this

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guy. So this guy, actually
you say his name is Timmy, I

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might eat my pants right here.
Okay, lady loaded dog named Lassie Lassy,

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all right, right, you must
be a very fine yeah for twenty

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two old to give you his number. All right, let's get down to

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the problem, because that's what we're
all about. We're about problems in people's

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misery and right now having way too
much fun and we've lost half our audience.

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So what is the problem, Jennifer. Well, okay, so the

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problem is so we've been dating for
about seven months now. It's you know,

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it's been a while. And when
it started out, you know,

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I mean, I will say he's
amazing, he's amazing in bed. He

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you know, he's very, very
eager to please, and he's he's a

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giver, yes, and he learns
very well. Okay, great, what's

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the issue? The issue is that
he is a bit sarcastic. He can

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be how do I put this,
a bit of a some times, okay.

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And at first it was cute,
it was adorable, a little endearing.

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But lately he's been taking a lot
of time getting back to me.

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I'll text him in the morning,
you know, say good morning, and

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I don't hear from him all day, sometimes not until the next day.

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Ooh. It's turned ugly and he's
become very arrogant, you know. Okay,

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but Jen, Jen, is this
somebody that you are looking to have

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a relationship for the rest of your
life with? Or is this somebody just

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in bed, you know, in
the sack, somebody that you were just

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sleeping? Well, because not really, we have gotten a little more serious.

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We're supposed to be taking a European
vacation and he hasn't brought that up

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lately, you know, in at
least a month, and I just feel

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like I'm I'm very invested in the
relationship at this point, and I'm looking

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to take this further, you know, along the way. He obviously is

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not responding to my text. All
right, So the bottom line is you

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care. You care enough to want
to trap him on War of the Roses

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enough to find out if it's another
woman. Yes, what you've called for?

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Okay? Because yeah, definitely seems
like there's something going on and you're

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willing to give up all that great
sex I am. Then here we go.

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You know, I'm stop talking.
Stop, here we go, Here

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we go. Hello, Hi,
I'm calling for Aaron Laren. What's going

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on? Hi? Aaron. My
name is Marie and I'm calling from Red

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Roses dot Com. We have a
dozen long stem roses for you, and

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I just need to confirm some info
if I could. You're in the Upper

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west Side. Yes, wait,
like picking up these roses? What's going

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on here? Okay? Well,
here I'll explain. We're a brand new

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company in the Upper west Side and
we have this promotional vehicle where we get

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a list of names from various stores. These roses are for you. They're

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free of charge. They come in
a beautiful backer at Crystal o Oz.

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And the only thing we ask in
return for these free flowers is that you

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talk about us on social media so
Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, all that

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you had like an online story of
the Britain mortar, like standalone kind of

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thing. No, well both,
but we really want people coming into our

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store. What do you What do
you need from me and my info?

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Or has all work out? Well, here's a deal. You're not going

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to be charged at all. But
what I'm gonna need is the name of

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the person that you would like to
send the roses to. Do you have

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somebody in mind? Wait, so
you're saying you're gonna send me some roses,

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but I got to post about it
with that other person on social media?

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Yes, yes, And we ask
if the the receiving party the he

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or the she? Okay, so
it's a he, so if he could

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post it's a she? All right, send it to a lady. That's

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make sure that's correct. Oh,
so we're not sending it to a he.

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Were did you say a girl?
A girl? A girl? Okay?

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Well I had here that you were
you were gay? But that's fine.

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I don't know. We're getting y'all's
information. But yeah, i'd be

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sending it to a lady. So
we're past that. You know, how

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do we get this going? Let's
go why do you have Do you have

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a problem with guys sending guys flowers? I don't understand. I don't have

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a problem with it is you know, you're calling me up. We have

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this flower thing going on. I
don't want anything of the wrong thing about

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me, So I'm just trying to
clarify our Okay, Well, if you

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were gay, I would be really
fine with it, yo, But but

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I'm not gay. Okay, all
right, Well you're getting really defensive,

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and I don't see what the big
deal is really a big deal? Just

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you're calling me one thing. Well, you're making it a big deal.

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You're making it a big deal.
It's ain't no big deal. All right,

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you're trying to get me flowers.
I'm trying to set along this process

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and you're calling me gay. I'm
not. I'm saying if you were,

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it'd be fine. I just want
to let you know. I'll be talking

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to a lady, all right.
I'm talking to women. I'll tag women.

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I'm not talking to the guys.
So yeah, let's just let's just

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get on the same page. So
who is who would you like to send

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the roses to talk with? Someone
named Esther? Esther? Well, strike

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him off, thank you, Aaron. Okay, I know one Esther in

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my life. Do you know what
Esther I do? She's ninety seven,

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you cocky, condescending, arrogant,
low life waiter. That pretty much sums

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that up. Wow. Okay,
So let me introduce myself there, Aaron.

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My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm a radio guy here in New

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York City on a station called w
KT Radio. And that's Marie. She's

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actually an accountant. She's an accountant
for iHeart on the third floor and she

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helps me out with this little thing
called War of the Roses. And you've

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been I guess caught. Yeah,
yeah, I don't really get why we're

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doing this. Well, well here
we are. In a minute. I'm

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gonna offer you one hell of an
incentive'll take He'll take it, He'll take

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it. And uh to be able
to air this call later on this afternoon

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at five with that in mind.
Uh you know, Jen, you called

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in, you got confirmation, and
that would be that what would you like

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to say? You have last words, Jen, go ahead, I'm all

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about you, baby, all right, Jen, I'm all about you,

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well apparently or not. You're not
You're not all about it her? Who's

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esther? Why don't you fill us
all in? We're all curious, all

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right, Jen, we can figure
this out. We can read this out,

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all right, baby, tell us
right now, right quickly. Who

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is she? If it's If it's
no big deal, then just say it,

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Okayes, she's my cousin celebrating the
birthday coming up. So you're trying

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to get her a gift. Who
gives a dozen red roses to a cousin

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to Is that what you reached for? You reached for that? Oh my

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god? Yeah? Goodbye, Aaron? All right, all right, your

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lost, no, your loss,
it's your loss. Okay, it's not

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her loss, your loss. Jen
sounds like an amazing woman. All right,

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thanks for nothing, honey, honey, sweety baby, what a douche

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double douche. You're gonna give him
the double douche. I gave him a

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single douche. You gave him a
double I did with a flush. Let's

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see. Yeah,