From the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods
Jeep Ram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Welcome, thanks for getting
your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Danny. Nice to see you. You've seen
you since uh wait last Thursday? Last Thursday? Yeah, how you doing?
Man? Got a nice uh Christmas ornament from a listener. Oh,
a Billified Christmas event. They made that for us and it says congratulations on
one hell of a year, wishing you all a very merry Christmas and continued
success in twenty twenty four and no return dress know anything, no name,
no name, no nothing. That's awesome, very nice. Yeah, that's
nice. I thought that was kind of cool. We had a they got
put on the tree. Take a picture on the tree or next to the
two ginger bread people that are banging playing pettycake, the banging the banging people.
Brown chicken, brown Carol, ever heard of his brown chicken? Brown?
You never heard? I know brown chicken amount, but I know brown
chicken. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown
cow? What do you get? Brown chicken, brown cow. It goes.
It's right up there with kicking boots. You get later around the holidays.
I'm just wondering. I mean, it doesn't matter for me. It's
three hundred and sixty five days of agony. But do I get laid around
the Yeah? Do women usually get a little horny, like, hey,
they wanted that big gift. You know, they see the lights, Oh
my god, the lights. It's baby Jesus birthday. Let's put the kids
to bed early. And you know, don't forget. I want that that
jaguar in the theway, the big bowl on it, tug you fresh in
the house, in the house, baby, glad to be here. I
asked on Facebook today, fifty one thousand dollars shows up in your bank account?
Out of the oblivion. A lot of people say out of the blue.
I'll say, out of your oblivious. It just shows up there.
What do you do? Call the bank? You called the bank, Yeah,
call the bank. I called a bank, Doug. What do you
do? I pay off all my bills, I go go to Vegas.
Find out where Sammy Hagar's On Facebook, Rob said, withdrawal, withdrawal,
withdrawal, Donna said, first reaction Yes, second reaction called a bank.
Kevin on Facebook said take it out and leave this state. Pablo said,
ask where the other forty nine thousand dollars is, and then Georgie said,
tell the bank it's a mistake. I actually had this happened to me before,
but it was only four thousand dollars. I called to check if my
paycheck went in and they gave me four thousand dollars in something balanced And I
said, what was the deposit? They stated from your taxes? Said I
didn't do my taxes yet needs to say. If I spent the money,
I have to pay it back. So back then, in my twenties,
living paycheck to paycheck, that wasn't gonna happen. So glad I did.
I did the right thing. And then Rob says it'll never happen, so
it doesn't matter. Well, Rob never say never. Did it happen?
It happened to somebody? Yeah, really, oh really, Well good for
them they did. It's a clerical error. I don't know. State police
out of Wolket, he's always woke. Yeah, received a report last month,
very end of the month, right around Black Friday, November twenty eight.
That's a perfect time from the Lions National Bank in the village of Wolcot.
They made a mistake while depositing fifty one thousand dollars plus in checks,
and they put it in the wrong account of a person with a similar name.
Following an investigation, dude named Jason Brunton, it's fifty one. He
was arrested for grand larceny in the third degree. Now it's not I landed
in his account. Upon finding the wrong depositing in ascount, he went on
a spending spree, reportedly purchased a Harley Davison motorcycle. You probably went to
Geneva. That's dropping Geneva. Ye, paying past rent and child support payments,
doing some good in arrears, an investigator stated, brought and spent over
ten grand before he was stopped. Okay, he was catching up. That's
what I say. I go. If I'm the person, then I had
the ten grand mistake. No, it's not. See now I'm thinking,
well, hang on a second. If I'm the person and they the bank
fox up right, and I and it's supposed to be my fifty one thousand.
But I got a business and we're doing well, and this was just
like I don't know, a weekend deposit. We may we picked that up
over the weekend. I may just say to this guy, you know what,
did you pay your back child support? The kids all caught up?
You got all that? Fine? Fine, just don't kill yourself in the
harley. That would be my thing. This guy told investigators that he believed
the check deposits were from a supposed customer, since he claimed to be a
type of contractor. They don't say what a minted. However, there was
no one owing him over fifty one thousand dollars in checks, and it clearly
was a mistaken deposit. But since he spent it, so now we get
this poor guy gets arrested. You know, he's probably been on the balls
of his ass forever and ever now and he's in. But I gotta tell
you, if that happened to me, I'd be a little scared, kind
of like you're being tested in a way. Oh yeah, you know what
I mean. Absolutely, don't the police investigate deposits like not the police,
but doesn't the bank like look at deposits like that and put a hold on
stuff. I'm surprised they can't go back into your account. They put it
in there. Why can't they go in and take it out? True?
Right, I mean it's their fuck up. I guess you have to report
the mistake. Yeah, does. I don't know how it works. I've
never had fifty one thousand in my I barely have fifty one dollars in my
bank account. If you have fifty once, he's I think. I'm not
sure. But aren't all banks? Uh? Don't all bank accounts have an
online presence? In other words, if you have a bank account, you
are a checking account, savings account, you should have a record of it
online. Shouldn't that be the case, Because if that's the case, then
you could go and see where this money came from. Yeah, okay,
and you can you know? Yeah, I mean you know. He's the
point. He goes, goddamn rich, rich, fifty one dollars. My
prayers have come true, Doug. You know it's true about myself doubt payment
on a Chick fil A. Well, let me ask you something. Do
you believe that? And I asked this and it is a bit of a
loaded question. I'll admit it up front, Danny. But does God test
you? Yes, God does test you all the time. I don't think
God tests you all the time. He tests your heart, he tests your
mind. When was the last time you felt like you were being tested?
Whether it be God or the universe or whatever. Because I don't think you're
tested. I think that life's always coming at you and you kind of know
the right thing to do. This dude knew that this wasn't his fuck.
I wasn't. Okay, I don't want to brag about this. I was
buying Christmas presents and when this year, Yeah, like a couple of weeks
ago, I was buying Christmas presents and uh anything, she didn't scan the
watch scanned something. Oh my gosh, she put and I'm like, did
she did she scan that? So I go back to my car. I
look at the receipting and no, she didn't. So I brought back the
gift. I said, hey, look you list the Buffalo Bill's flask and
glasses. That'll be a dollar fifty five. Now, okay, do you
want to know something? Yeah, I would. I have in the past
done the same thing, but I never felt like I was being tested.
I just felt like it was the right thing to do. I can't go
on my conscience feeling like I ripped somebody off, and I know that there
was, and the store is probably not going to miss the nineteen dollars or
whatever, fifty dollars doing business, you know, don't rationalize that. Do
the right thing. People, I'm telling you, God's watching you. I
don't know. I just think that your job is to stay buoyant. But
I go, there should be a reward for the person that does, say,
hey, the bank fucked up. And what about the person that accidentally
screwed up the name because they're in a rush, you know, and phelps
looks like, I don't know, helps helps until they help myself to the
money, you know what I mean? And so doesn't that person get I
don't know, can they get fined ding something? I don't want them to
get fired. I it's a mistake. I had a roommate who got fired
from a bank for a screw up like that. Really, oh yeah,
like you can't screw up that is one thing you could not screw up.
You could not screw up people's money. No, you can't. You could
not screw up people. But I understand that even on payroll, like you
can't be off a cent they get Really, I mean, it's well,
yeah, because people's livelihood. Yeah all right, yeah, and it's the
business and then it's accounting errors and you gotta go back. Believe me,
I'm learning all that shit of fun right. No, it's not, it's
you want to put some people in this in a stockade? Who's cow?
Oh billy? Once is fifty one thousand dollars? Bag? I did nothing,
nothing wrong. Who knows all my notes? Fifty one thousand dollars would
be a nice little punch in the pocket, Yeah, I would. Didn't
we give away fifty one thousand dollars once at CMF or with nine thousand,
six hundred and fifty dollars we gave away for like the naming the show.
I think Mike Walla named it right, yes, the break room, yes,
yes that is yeah. We never get fifty week thousands. No,
and we're not giving away fifty cumulatively fifty one thousand, but we're giving No,
we're giving a one hundred dollars gift card to the Woodcliff chest Spot go
to Woodcliff Hotel spa dot com. That's what spot dot up. So people
are calling five eighty five to zero, six eighty eight sixty six hard to
beat the guy who's whose kid got kicked out at daycare. We got to
get the backstory on this. That is true, that is going to be
Now these are two more coming in and then I weeded out a lot of
them. Oh really, yeah, there was somebody tried I should have got
this one person. They tried changing their voice. Hey Bill, this is
Kyle. I think that my wife and I could use that. Dipped yourself
at the spa at Woodcliffe. We've had quite the month. Our son moved
out a week ago. We moved her, my mother in law and a
sister living this past weekend. Were moving my mother and a senior living this
coming month in the two bedrooms in the past two weeks to appease her since
there's no kids in the house any longer. And since we've been married,
I've never gone into the wife purse either. I think it is her own
space. Totally agree with you and the top it all off. I've listened
to every bilified podcast since the beginning and love it and I would love to
be Where's the violin in the back? Still? Living in senior living is
expensive? Did he say that he painted two rooms for his wife? Yes,
because the kids out of the house that you know what you want.
You want her out of the house for a little while. I'm just saying,
I understand, I want to give myself. I want to give myself
a break. Gift yourself. Okay, all right, here's another call.
Five eighty five two zero six eighty eight sixty six. Hey, I'm putting
in for the spot because I almost died six weeks ago. When my wife
actually come to ninety one one for me, I put it on your your
post me too. Instead of just letting uh me die on the floor,
she actually comes on nine ambulans game got me the hospital, and uh I
think I died of a heart attack. So that is my rationale for trying
to win the cliff get away. Then I picked a good one and she
deserves it. Give me a call, hopefully, I went, she saved
your life. You're giving her that? I mean one I got. He
saved your life. And let me get this straight. You know, most
people when they find out that they've beaten cancer, right, or they tell
you if you have a heart attack, your whole perspective on life changes.
Right. This guy doesn't die of a heart attack, and the first thing
he wants to do is call a podcast to win a freak gift card for
his wife who saved his life. I like it. I like it.
It's very kind. I'll tell you what. He's honest, Yeah, be
honest. It's because you know I Sometimes he'll have more money than I don't
know. If your wife saves you, I get it. Now, you
go take her to a nice dinner. There. It'll go toward the dinner,
and that's nice. I got a story, of course, you do.
Back home picture it's Silver Creek, New York. Here we go nineteen.
This guy that we knew, he died of a heart attack. His
wife found him on the floor and she didn't call nine one one. And
the reason she didn't call nine one one at first is because he had to
live on Eucalyptus Street and she couldn't spell it. One wasn't working. She
said, I'll drag him over to Main Street and I'll meet you there.
No, she called. No, she called the dig people and they dug
him with grape before like I think, before you dig before you called before
you dig. No. So he used to pretend he was dead all the
time, like he would like lay on the floor like he had a heart
attack, and she'd be like, after the fifth or sixth times, she's
like, all right enough. He would do this routinely. I got the
Witherspoon joke, but I would never do that. Well yeah, well he
she goes, come on, quitch screwing around. She kicks them couple of
times. Five minutes go by, She's like, Okay, the joke's over.
You've done it one hundred times. He was dead. Now they say
the odds were and I think they always tell you that the games to play.
Yeah, more barretics and heart attacks. True true story. And I
knew this guy too. Him Like what happened? They're like, well,
you had a heart attack. I what do you mean? Well, and
that's where the well story came in. We're like, he used to pull
this stupid prank on his wife that he was dead, lied in the kitchen
floor, and funny he thought it was funny. Yeah, that's what I'm
saying. That's not funny. Well, she the EMTs told her, hey,
look, there's nothing you could do. But I think they tell everybody
that. Of course, tell your joke, because I joke, yeah that
you can lift this joke. I tell it. This is an old joke.
I haven't heard it in a while. Yeah, well I think you
have heard it, okay, because I did it on stage. Was it
your joke? No, it's an old joke. I just took it.
No, no, no, it's like an old joke. Yeah, I'll
give you Carlos. These are just old standard jokes. But what I said
was, I said, you know they uh, we're out in three one
five and go, hey, I hear you just got nine one one out
here. You know, they were trying to get into all the streets and
stuff. You know, a friend of mine lives out here and uh uh
his wife had a heart attack and he called up and they said, uh,
where do you live? He goes one eleven eucalyptus. They go,
sir, we can't find that on our maps, and they said, maybe
could help us out. Could you spell it? He goes, uh,
uh, tell you what? How about I drag her over to Main Street
to meet you there. Love that joke. I love that joke. I've
never heard that. No, never heard that. No. But then again,
remember that Bob and Tom bit about the deer, and I never heard
that either. I found it. What's the about a deer in a in
a in a telephone booth or something that was alright, I can't what was,
but the point was all that was Bob Wolf. But it was an
old one where a guy calls up and says, I'm in a I'm in
a I picked up a deer, a deer in the side of the road
and picked it up, put it in the back. When's you? And
all of a sudden the goddamn thing came alive and kicked out my back.
When't you? And it's bite in the back of my neck? Where's the
deer? Now? I'm in a motherfucking fire. Yeah, so I found
that once, Like, Bill, you gotta hear this audio. You're like,
damns been around for like thirty years. Yeah, but you brought it
up out of the here. You're like, this is like it's like generating.
You can pick a point. It was generation. Yes, that's like
so many things that we especially today, Yeah, like that we miss all
the time. I always now I had uh, I got a Uh.
There's an old joke that I've always loved to This was uh where a guy
goes to m'connery's and he gets really really like hammer drunk, hammer drunk and
He's sitting there and all of a sudden, he just he pukes down his
shirt and he goes, oh my god, shit, my wife is gonna
kill me. I'm drunk. I spewed down my shirt. I goes,
tell you what, take ten dollars to put it in your back pocket.
Tell your wife there was another guy here was really drunk. You were helping
him to the bathroom and he threw up on you. But he gave you
ten bucks to get your shirt cleaned. It's a great idea. Thanks man,
Thanks so much. Guy comes home later that night and his wife goes,
oh my god, what happened to you. He goes, oh,
tells the story. I was helping this guy to the bathroom, and you
know he gave me you tell me and gave me ten bucks out of my
shirt clean. He reaches his back pocket he pulls out a twenty. She
goes, why do you have a twenty? He goes, because he shipped
my pants too. Now you know where I heard you're supposed to tell that
drunk. Yeah. She goes, what's this mill? He goes, I'm
sorry, this guy got drunk and sew up all over me. He gave
me money twenty dollars and clean mykes shirt. Here's she goes, this is
forty dollars. Yeah, he's shit in my pants too. He did a
better job. It's a better sell. It's a better sell. You know
where I heard that joke? Was a fallon told it to me. Oh
really, yeah, over FaceTime. We were facetiming during the pandemic, and
I, well, no, it was after that because I was doing something
at the comedy club. He goes, do this one on the stage,
so told that I hadn't heard that. No, that is an olde very
old. That's the that's the thing. All right, we uh will take
a moment uh coming up earlier today. By the way, I think we'll
give these two guys each gift card. Yeah, okay, and then the
one from last week. But I'll see if we get a hold of him,
all right, Yeah, and maybe we'll wrap this up. Well,
we'll give it another day. If you want to take a shot, you
got to beat the guys that you heard today. You hear the kid who
got thrown. I tell you, I'm gonna put a group text of the
women I know because they're gonna want Woodcliffe and they're gonna give you some very
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Carrie. You know, well, there it is, there it is.
Did you do talent shows or anything in high school or like even middle school?
You did, didn't you? Yeah? I was in Joseph in the
Amazing Technicolor Dream Coade. Okay, where did you go with Donny Asmond?
But Sam Harris, I went to Fairport. Wait wait wait wait wait wait,
Sam Harris, you did it like in a big yeah, Rochester auditorium.
How did that happen? Well, you know, we had the choir,
the Fairport Choir. We auditioned, okay, and so we were selected.
That's what they did at the time when they traveled, they would get
local children to sing in the choir. Oh yeah, it's a very great
memory. Yeah, that is a really cool memory. Your parents had to
be out of their mind. They say, your whole family, go with
the video camera and the whole thing. What year was this, like,
name my gosh, two thousand. Well I graduated in two thousand from Fairport,
so it would have been a few years before about I think sixth grade
we were in. It was the sixth to eighth grade Martha Brown Choir.
Oh wow. Also, yeah, it's really an impressionable age. So was
the idea then, and I know Carrie, by the way, is the
head of food and beverage at the Woodcliffe Hotel and Spa. But was the
idea then that maybe acting or singing or did it have that kind of inspiration
sues you always as a little kid want to be a Broadway star. Yeah,
you know, I think a few a few of us from there went
on to you know, have a passion for music. Well, Fairport is
the is the home of Philip Seymour Hoffman. I mean, how big a
why are teacher also taught Philip seymour Hoffen. Yeah, moment at the time.
So I would think that sometimes those things are certainly impactful. Right when
you're young, you see all this stuff and you, uh, I'm just
adjusting a camera there. You kind of it kind of had a real impression
on you. Oh. Yes, absolutely, so it seems like, okay,
so that's a lot of positive energy you got there. That's good energy.
So I'm thinking that this energy is then translated to the Woodcliffe Hotel and
Spot as the food and beverage director. Yes, you know, I love
hospitality. Our team there is just incredible hospitality professionals, and you know,
chef Matt Lawrence, we're actually stacking the deck with just a bunch of fair
Portians. He's also a Fairport graduate and recently returned to woodc left just a
few weeks ago. Really yeah, he had the Green Lantern Okay, yeah,
if you remember the Cellar restaurant there, and just very talented. So
him and I are recently brought on board and we're building this incredible team and
we're really excited. It's really impressive when you go over there. The Spot
self just as if you just wanted to go just for the day. Man,
that is so great. We had someone on the pod last night who
said that she went with her mom and her sister and what a great day.
And they had prosecco as they're waiting in between and services and just the
rooms are so great. But you kind of forget that there's this I call
it a hidden gem, and it's it's not hidden, but it's got the
golf course and then in the winters, you know, it's snowing lightly as
we as we tape this today, you've got snowshoeing and cross country. But
I love that you're in hospitality because I can see it. I can see
it like I have a I'm picturing in my head. Your entire home is
decorated probably as well or if not better than the Woodcliff itself. Yes,
a little overboard. Yeah, is it fun though? And you seem to
bring that energy and that's the kind of stuff you want. It's a very
welcoming feeling when you go into the Woodcliff and stuff. My brother works for.
I don't know if you ever heard of the Cliff House. It's in
Maine and he's in charge of like there are basically room rates and all that
kind of stuff, but it's a beautiful and it is. It's one of
these things where when you're in hospitality, you just go out of your way
to make people happy. Well, I like how you said the hidden gem.
You know, I really think of Woodcliff as the secret Garden. Okay,
especially post pandemic. You know, you have a lot of places that
are just starting to come alive again, and there's so much potential. So
the Spies you mentioned is newly renovated. It's jaw dropping gorgeous. Yeah,
I walked through there. I was really really impressed. It is just beautiful.
They redid the Tranquility room that was my favorite, right just because looking
out over the you forget what a beautiful view that is there. Yes,
and even oh my gosh, I love it when it is raining or storming
with the big windows. It's just incredible. You know, in the salt
wall, the Himali and salt and brand new massage rooms and of course full
service is impressive. I forgot about that. That is an impressious thing.
But you go to the food and beverage side, that wine room, yes,
that is something jealous You have not been to Woodcliffe recently. It is
just absolutely beautiful and of course what's inside is even more beautiful. So yeah,
I'm a Somalier and that was what areasons that I you know, looked
at Woodcliffe too. Is just we really have no restrictions, you know,
we can you know, get the most beautiful wines and stock whatever we want,
which is it's unique, you know, not being a flag property,
we have such flexibility the chef and I to just be creative. So we'll
be bringing on Living Roots Winery. I'm not sure if you're familiar with them.
Living Rooms is downtown Rochester. Yes, they have an urban winery ye,
as well as in the Finger Lakes. And so my mom and I
grew up downstate, but my mom and dad went to college here and then
I followed my dad footsteps and went to college here. And my mom still
has a lot of friends when they come up and they were at Living Roots.
One of them is a member. You can become a member, Yes,
of course you could become a member. I'm a member of several wineries,
are you really Yes, you have to be And again I really support
local, which I think is you know why I'm here today to just talk
about Woodcliff. It's about nine minutes from here. The world should go.
Well, that's I agree with you, and I think that sometimes we get
so caught up in our day to day lives right around now, you know,
the holidays and things, and when you've got little kids. You know,
I remember one of my guys, My two oldest guys are sixteen months
apart, right, Yeah, and then I had one ten years after all
that, So there were three guys and it would just be crazy and chaotic
and you'd be running in this and the stress that would come when you just
wanted to get away and you're like, well, where can I go?
And what can I It's right there, it's right there. And the parking
So I owned a restaurant downtown and previously, and I just I feel so
lucky here at Woodcliff because parking is such a non issue. There is a
huge parking lot. It's so easy. You know, there's valet as well,
but you know there's three huge parking lot. I think Rochesterians love that.
Yeah, it's a good thing to keep in mind when you want to
just pop into the hotel lobby bar. My son was, Yeah, that's
The other thing is so well, let's get back to my son when he
was graduating from high school, was during the pandemic, and so he came
over to where I was living, and all of a sudden, the power
went out. So I called over to the woodcliff. I got a room,
I'm not kidding, and he got ready if he had to wear a
tux and everything for his high school graduation. And then it wasn't the way
they normally did it. I think it was outside on the field and I
couldn't watch, and it's really strange. You could watch online or whatever,
but all of that really did set back. The hospitality industry was the one
that was hurt the most with that stuff. Oh yes, absolutely, So,
you know, it's it's taking a while, but it's you know,
there's just such exciting things happening with the renovation. It's it's a thrilling time
because it's, you know, post pandemic. All of that is done.
People are ready to celebrate again. The hotel is the busiest it's ever been.
Yeah, tell me about being a say it again Somali? Yeah,
because I always say it like I think I go almost suoner wrestler, say
it again, this is Somalier, So that's passionate for wine, but you
know Somalier. But to be certified, I mean that's almost like pedigree,
right, I mean, I know, let's put it in pretty base.
But you are able to taste, you can tell the difference. I have
always joked that if I took a ten dollars bottle of wine and a ninety
dollars bottle of wine, I don't believe I could tell the difference. Really,
I don't know. I've never done it, so I don't know.
But now there's a lot of tasting, even to a blind taste water you
do, yeah, the different waters and yeah, so it's blind quality.
Yes, absolutely, See, this is what's very interesting. I love that
they that that's over a woodlift. So tell me about like when you're looking
for wines and things where we find wines from New York State. We're in
a really wonderful region of finger Lakes and a lot of the ice wines and
things. We have a lot of local relationships and we're building more and there's
you know, just such an opportunity. But of course, you know,
we do local draft beer too, so you know, we really because we're
a full service hotel have to have the offerings that please, you know,
a wide variety of people. You certainly find your Opus and kmus and you
know, very fine wines, but there'll be some local treasures in there too
that we're still building upon. Right. So let's say somebody is looking,
uh for a gift for someone? Yeah, no, no, But like
let's say I have I have somebody and it's a gift. I can get
a gift card of probably different denominations at Woodcliffe Hotel SPA dot com. Yes,
absolutely, you can do it online and it'll be mailed, or you
can a lot of people stop and they're just pulling right up, stopping in
our front desk can generate that and then you can can be used anywhere.
Our winter romance packages, well, we have a lot of room packages available
right now, so even wellness, you know you mentioned we have all the
trails and we're up until literally Woodcliff, it's woods up on the cliff,
so there's a lot of packages. So I would recommend too you have someone
so for a gift, it doesn't just have to be the SPA. The
gift card can go for the restaurant, for the lounge, I mean,
it's what a great way to give somebody a little escape. Yeah right,
a little getaway without really having to go too far, absolutely, which I
think is fantastic. Over a lot of folks don't realize we are open for
breakfast as well. We have a beautiful upscale breakfast. So being a full
service hotel, yeah, we have just a wide variety of offerings, so
it's not just the rooms and not just a spa. We are you know,
So it was the golfer hitting all the links, Yeah, it was
anybody. I think people were out playing last weekend. Yeah, it was
still warm here in the sift. There are oh yes, people just take
the walk the course and just still keep after it every opportunity they get the
nine whole course. Okay, yeah, that's very nice. People do breakfast
and then hit the golf course or play golf and then come in for you
know, the burger at the bar, and yeah, how about weddings and
things. I know it's very very popular, but I'm sure books pretty quickly.
It does book very quickly. We have this beautiful event center, yeah,
and two outdoor areas for ceremonies, so, you know, very extremely
busy. We're very lucky, you know, to host these brides each year.
Yeah, that is it. Volume. It's such a beautiful spot and
so close to you know, if you're on your way to East View Mall,
you're driving, if you're coming from the west side of things, you're
gonna pass right by it. And when you go up there, you kind
of go, oh, wow, I've gotten away, and you're right.
It's open for dinner, come in, live music some nights, live music
Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Wow. And right now for New Year's Eve
we have Roses and Revolution, one of our regular performers. Revolution do a
lot of tailor shrift. Okay, yeah, are you a swift? Ye,
I'm a closet swift. I can't really let on. I'd be like
my age. They look at me and go, you're entering creep time here.
No. I only know that because I think they have played a friend
of mine's brewery a few times. Oh for three heads you got, yeah,
yeah, yeah. So we're lucky to have them, you know.
They call it a weekly. Yeah, they come in weekly. They come
in weekly, and we have them on for New Year's Eve and so Thursday,
Friday and Saturday there's live music so I would assume there's a New Year's
Eve package. Then yeah, it sounds like we rehearse this. We didn't
know, We didn't right into that. Yeah, it's an excellent package.
There's a beautiful like I said, Chef Matt is new to us and he
has put together a gorgeous menu for New Year's Eve. Of course they'll be
champagne flowing, and like we said, Roses and Revolution will be playing.
But the room, you know, at the late checkout the next day and
breakfast included. Yeah. Yeah, so it's really great take advantage of that
kind of stuff because you know, when you're looking for things, safety is
a big deal, right and we and we you know, certainly there's no
excuse anymore with uber or anything. But even that gets expensive. Why not
just take the money, invest and enjoy the entire night, not don't worry
about it, get up late the next day, enjoy the breakfast, enjoy
the scenery, and find something or rediscover. I'll say that because I think
people are familiar with Woodcliffe but maybe just haven't been there in a while,
and you kind of rediscover something that is fantastic and has a whole lot of
new energy in there yet. So we're making so many changes and you know,
I'm excited to be on board to just bring it. I'm very connected.
I'm from Fairport, I live locally, as does our chef, and
we just are so excited to, you know, bring it to the next
level. What is say it against so might Somalia? Amalia? Why do
I screw that up? And you ask the guys to do the podcast with
me? I can't. That's like one I always mess up. I know,
but in your head, you can't. Where do you Where do you
go to get certified for that? How? What's the test? That's a
big test, the Court of the Master Somaliers. So I was fortunate to
be able to do it in Canadaigua Okay, they had a class there a
few years ago. But yeah, even in my class, people had traveled
from all over the last You kind of go where the classes are available and
held and how long does it take? Oh, it's not too long.
I mean I like to say, you really should go in there with a
base of knowledge. So it really just depends on how much you study.
So for me, it was, you know, I passed the first time,
and it just people So people don't pass. People don't pass, and
they also you stand in they get drunk after they get so you were all
standing there and they you know, it's it's like a pinning. You could
a pin and you know, but everyone's standing there. So it's very obvious
if you're yeah, oh so I do I know some people who didn't pass?
Really yeah? And do you find out like why or like how close
you were or how close you were? Well, I think you know,
if you take and you spend the money on it, you know you certainly
want to then learn from your mistakes. Sure, yeah, and see why
did I get wrong? It's a big deal to me. I mean,
I think to most people, I think it's No. I do. I
think it's a big deal because you'll see things like you go into a liquor
store right ninety points whatever. I think it was, Yeah, I don't
know. Sounds good, sounds good? What does that mean? And then
when it's someone who can educate you on that, I think it's a really
nice thing. And I'll tell you that the wine room there is very impressive.
And I do I'm a big fan of like heavier reds, Tuscans and
and you know, cab not so much more low but cab and uh,
poor poor Merlou just got a bad rap for it. Why you know it
was I think that movie years ago. Oh gosh, I can't remember it.
I just like it. Have just taste better. Well. I love
camp too. It just kind of seems to envelope your tongue a little bit
better, you know what I mean. It's like coming stuck, going to
get it. I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna become I'm gonna do nothing
with it. You do a lot of studying, and studying is really and
you know, enjoying and different. Sure, and you get to learn and
then do you I'm sure when you travel and stuff. Oh yeah, have
you been out to California? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's very good. I think the knowledge and the fact that the Woodcliffe
has that, and I'm sure everybody on the staff then is very aware of
the wines and we you know, really look towards educating our team too.
That's what a parding, you know, if they want to. And I
don't know, have you been to the bar recently? We get these too.
Amazing. Andy and Christy are just incredible bartenders. Andy, I uh
saw an action. Okay, yes, any big personality, but very nice
cat. And it was just it's a It makes it fun. Yeah,
it makes you fun. It makes it a lot of fun. Tell you
when I say there's an energy, I mean that in like the best way.
It's just night. You walk in there and you feel like you've kind
of gone far away, but you haven't. And you can go in for
a night, an evening and dinner. You can go to the spa,
you can stay overnight. You've got a lot of options and it's all right
there and you can always find out more at Woodcliffe Hotel, spa dot com.
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Two Day for the ones that do not know the love, the lost and
all that shoes No and they rushed to buy Presidents always on the go.
Some say Merry Christmas, but some it's just show. But I believe he
was born for you and me, virgin mother and a manger two fulfilled prophecy.
On his birthday, I hope we remember Jesus singing Merry Christmas. Danny's
looking around. This is Danny's looking around. What a hell you're gonna No,
I'm waiting for the I'm waiting for the punch. There's no punch.
I never heard. Friend of his, a friend of mine and produced and
recorded. This is Jamie Kuchinelli. Okay, friend of mine for many years.
It's Jamiecott Lest you sinners no, because like, okay, so Bill
would do that, and I'll get into it that he would like like pull
a joke, like pull a fast like you were, Tommy were like you
know you. I was stunt you and Kevin pulled last week on my emotions.
I thought maybe you were like pulling another like you. By the way,
all Kevin going, there's little go and then he could turn around and
go, well, you said it was over, So he really was upset.
The fuck knows and who honestly, who cares? You know? I
just want to I just want to. I just want to say something.
At the end of Thursday's podcast, he said, that's why Christian shouldn't talk.
And I was like, I wasn't talking. I said, on the
podcast you listened to every day if we're talking crap, I'd be like,
hey, Billy, after the podcast, I gotta tell you something about Kevin.
Oh so he got he kind of you said, that's what you get
for talking. I'm like, I wasn't talking joke. We don't Kevin.
We all love you. That's a So is he a songwriter? What does
he do? He's playing guitarre for many years. It's a song about Jesus
and Christmas and love you have forgot and uh. I listened to it yesterday,
put it on his Facebook page and I shared it on mine and I
asked you to play it. I send it to you earlier I put it
in Yeah, I figured, so that's cool. Take a listen to this
on YouTube? Is Jamie Kuchinelli? Does Jamie play out anywhere? That's like
what I think he had bands way back in the day in eighty eight,
eighty nine. I think. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, it's
like way back, but he probably don't like that old. He's my age,
he's fifty three. Well he keeps his shape. I'm I'm like me
and and then you could be his driver when he's you know what he's got.
He's got Jesus, he does. So you ain't got you get Jesus.
How do you know I'm telling you what he's coming back to seeing you?
I'm telling you, Hey, I'll tell you right now. I'm very
private with how I interact with God. I don't I don't like it.
Well I think so, yeah, yeah, I mean he's coming back.
So I don't mind people that, you know, I go to this church,
I go to that church. You should really get into it. I'm
like, you know, that's a very spiritual person. Every day he's coming
back. Get touched with signs? Are there? Man? He's coming back?
Does Christmas bring out the best of the worst in people? You think
both? I hate I hate giving you the stock answer, but both.
Like I've told you this, And my wife actually reminded me of this last
week. She goes, hey, Saturday is coming. I go, yeah,
is this when you're going to make your annual pilgrimage to Target and see
all the moms counseling each other in the aisles. I brought this up a
year ago. If you go to Target, is on what Target? I'm
not going to one in Greece, but the one in Fairport. That's a
show. Baby. Well, okay, yeah, oh dude, so they're
all dressed up. Well, here's the thing. So two or three years
in a row, I end up buying like Christmas presents, like the Saturday
before Christmas for my nieces and nephews and stuff. And you buy toys and
stuff at Target, and I'll go in and three straight years the Saturday before
Christmas, there were so many women counseling each other. You know what,
It's not your fault. You work so hard every aisle. No, my
point is is that it's so stressful, but the women like Jesus. No.
My point is is that if you want to see somebody, I want
to bring this to Target and play it on my phone and walk around.
It's not your fault. Do you want to go in the changing room?
Do you want to see what six and a half inches and glitter looks like?
How about I nail you to the wall. That's terrible? What see
you set it up? Nobody? I guess my point. I got to
have love and laughter. Yes, it's like the holidays are so stressful that
these women find each other and they just unload all their problems at the Target.
I unloaded all my problems out a woman once you did, yeah,
and then the commercial was over, back to a wonderful world. Well,
there's a lot of pressure, and I think the the idea of being merry
and bright, it's to be hard and then if you're not, hey,
let me tell you if you're not marrying bright those other eleven months. Yeah,
I'm not expecting to be but because I know it's going to be all
fake. But I think for a lot of worse for moms though, it's
a lot. I think there's unreasonable expectations set by family. You know,
or you remember it. Sometimes the memory is a little sweeter than the reality
was. As a kid, my mom did this. You know, your
mom might have been like pulling her hair out behind the scenes, I'd tell
you Life Sketch with Matt Damon were like they, oh it was a great
day. They show, but it's it's it seems like, I don't know,
when you go back, people were able to keep their emotions hitching better.
Yeah, like kids weren't aware. You weren't aware. Now the folks
were drinking all the time. There's no d wis. They're going from house
party the house party, house party with their bosses, a codec and Xerox
get loaded. They had nothing to worry about. The Christmas bonuses they were
right. God only knows. When Clark Griswold asked, how'd you make it
look so easy? I had a lot of Daniels, of course. According
to the American Psychological Association, thirty eight percent of people surveyed said their stress
increased during the holiday season, which can lead to physical illness, depression,
anxiety, and substance misuse. So not abuse misuse. Yes. The reasons
given include lack of time. You feel like you don't have enough time to
get everything done, financial pressure, gift giving, and family gatherings. A
lot of stress was in family that you can really get there. Oh yeah,
And I never understood as a kid, like you would hear people talk
about the holiday blues, and I'd be like, how could you feel blue
this time of year. You're getting gifts, it's coming, everything's great.
You're sleeping alone? You're sleeping alone? Well, I mean, being single
is a big depression. And I got older and I had a family,
and then I made changes within my family, and like this morning last night,
my middle son, who goes to college here, was going back down
to his mom. He goes, Can I come over stay with you?
Will you drive me to the airport? What time is your flight? Five
forty five? All right, no problem. So that means we got to
leave by like three point thirty. Yeah, probably, okay, what time
you coming over? I should be there you around eight thirty nine o'clock.
I said, all right, we'll be doing the podcast, and uh,
but no problem. Nine comes, ten comes still cleaning my dorm room.
It's a room, by the way, it's a room, and I probably
not even the size of this room. I got, I got laundry,
I got I'm trying to get done all this. Shows up at like midnight.
I give him his gift, and then I go, we gotta go
to bed, bud, because you gotta be up in three and a half
hours to get to the plane. Go to bed, get up. That
was it. I think I dropped him off at the airport, and I
was still kind of dazed and out of it, and this really bothered me
all day. I don't think I gave him a hug goodbye or anything.
I think I helped him out with his suitcases, said, uh, all
right, see I don't even remember like him. I felt like shit all
day up later, I didn't, so I texted playing the song. I
texted, I text and I gotta tell you, like it's been bugging me.
That's been hard. It gets harder now because I'm gonna go spend Christmas
with my mom who had hip surgery, and it's just she and I and
she's me, what do you want for Christmas Eve dinner? Should we get
filame him out? You're gonna have to cook it though, because I can't
stand. I'm going two words, why do I do it? Two words?
Cracker burrel so so uh? I text him and I go, uh
hey, man, uh safe? You know? Did you arrive safely?
And I get back yeah, y e A, that's it now. I
think it's a kid. It's a twenty one year old guy, a big
deal. But I I was like, oh, it was such an awkward
it was an awkward life. I've actually texted my mind. Did I hug
you? And cause you could buy today? I just I wasn't going to
make a big son no about it the mom, but I go, my
god, I just say, I was like, yeah, it's hard man,
because hard well when you're a kid, like when you go back like
the chaos I'll even I even miss my mother in law, who I called
Grandma No behind her back, because she would tell the boys to all day,
no, no, you can't open another gift yet, No, leave
it in the box. No you're gonna break it. No, stop beating
the candy. Stop no jewish no sounds like she yelled. The kids that
are at the studio would then come in. He would always just be She
was very concerned. She would just say no, so I called her Grandma
No. But I go, you kind of missed, You miss all that.
You start to kind of you laugh about it. You realize, oh,
silly movie theaters and bars and restaurants open up on Christmas Day. You
work on Christmas? Uh no, I'm spending it with my father, stepmother,
two stepsisters, their husbands, my two nephews. So I need two
more gifts. And if you are working on Christmas Day, people tend to
be generous. My brother one year was a gas station attendant on Christmas on
the reservation and he goes, man, I made fifty Hell yeah, I
made fifty bucks and tips. You won't believe who pulled into the gas station
today. I go who the bills used to have a titan named David Nelson,
and he would drive all the way to the reservation to get cheap gas.
His father, his father, I should say, his father. I'm
about a first day basis with his dad. Man, he gave me fifteen
bucks, were pumping his cast. Just a cool guy, all right,
great Ryan, Cool play the song gotta get Jesus on your side. You
if I'll tell you right now, though, if we had more Jesus in
the city of Rochester and maybe some of those tank commandments, it would be
a better place, you know what I mean. People knocked Tebow and they
said he was all he kneels in the end zone. A little more of
that wouldn't hurt so much, you know, especially instead of turning on the
news and you know fourteen kids are shot here and two here, and you
know you got the you got a woman shot in Henriette at a restaurant,
at a party. I mean, come on, right, you gotta he's
gotta step back. But remember what life is. I'll tell you what I
used to sub doing a DJ party for uh mentally handicapped adults. Okay,
probably one twenty five to two hundred. I'll tell you what the first couple
of times I did that. You just so thankful or what you have in
your life, not that there is anything wrong, and it's all part of
life, but you forget how special you actually have it. You know.
I won't say like that, but you know, And they're all wonderful people.
They're dancing, but I always think that uh, mentally handicapped sometimes that
can do something. They have a superpower no other humans have. I believe.
I believe that too, And that's just and the human and that and
that's superpower to me is unconditional love. They don't give a shit what you
did or what you you know, what happened all that? How many times
do we go if you changed, I'd feel better. SAT's why I'm pissed,
because you ain't doing what I want you to do. I mean,
that's that's how we live and that and that's the uh, that's a bad
thing, you know. Like even like last night, there's this whole thing
going on and Doug and I were talking about earlier in uh in Webster and
I go, the the problem is, like I think the school's hands are
tied when it comes to this, and it was it became a big debate
and I think there's more to the story than came out of last night on
the podcast. We're only here on one side, but it's a transgender thirteen
year old kid being allowed to change in the girl's locker room. He's a
boy changed the girl's locker room. I sometimes think that the parents get riled
up, and I'm not so sure that the kids really give a shit like
they could. Maybe maybe maybe they do. I'm not I don't want to
say no, but I think for the most point, I've seen younger kids
be pretty tolerant of things. He's just going whatever hill and its own.
Who cares as long as somebody's being force full or gross. Now, I
would think that I wouldn't want that if I had a thirteen year old girl,
I can understand, and thirteen year old girls is as Laura, who
was in here last night, I said, it's a really tough time for
a girl. You're not comfortable with your body, you feel awkward, and
now to know that somebody who was a boy is in your locker room,
and maybe you went to the girl that was you know what I mean.
Dick's pick sent to her. Yeah, so she can so she can evaluate
guys and suck her phone and see if there's a different taste. I don't
think she's the best one to be asking advice. Don't oh an adult,
I tells you to that, but you know it's a young girl she's saying.
And I can understand that where you wouldn't want someone in there, But
I go, I don't know what the school does, because if you take
the emotion out of it, all they have to do is they have to
offer somebody an alternative place to change. But it's gonna be the person who
is assigned at birth this gender, not the person who transformed transitioned, and
the transition person there's not a lot they can do because it becomes it's like
this. You know, it's freedom, it's the ugly side of freedom.
And when it's taxpayer dollars, you got to dance. Man. I know,
and I understand where people get really really but I go sometimes to me,
it's like yelling in a black hole. And I did say to somebody
today, if I had a kid, if one of my sons said to
me, listen, I am not comfortable in this skin. And we always
feel like we're gonna be better. Why do we want things because we think
we'll be feeling better having it, whatever that is, whether it could be
a car for some, it could be a brand new house, could be
a new job. I'm gonna feel better if I get a new job,
or it could be a whole new gender, and I'm gonna feel better want
things because we believe will feel better in the having of it. So if
that were the case, I would say to my kid, listen, a
lot people aren't going to understand this. Let's not make people uncomfortable. Let's
try to make them accept you. Maybe we can educate along the way.
When it comes to the locker room, you may want to go in a
closet just so we don't make everybody uncomfortable. That would be my but maybe,
but I would do that. You very very rational and thought out,
and I'm gonna be honest with you. Most parents aren't. They're just not
well. This story irrational thinking, guys, the rational. Let me tell
you what happened. So allegedly this this mom's daughter who went before the school
board and said she was uncomfortable, right, and it's you know, the
school board should hear it. They should hear from a student who says,
hey, yeah, absolutely they should. I don't know that they can do
much on a legal standpoint, because again, you're discriminated, I know.
But well, I think it's the world. I think it's part of the
freedom of being whatever you want in America. This is why like a lot
of governments going, you can't fuck around, keep you going to earth.
I but maybe I'm wrong. I just feel like that's sort of the side
of freedom. I agree, it would be an uncomfortable thing some somehow.
She says that the transgender person and their mother showed up at the Winter concert
and attacked her daughter. Now, I think there's a lot missing in there,
because what I think may have happened was a whole lot of name calling,
you know, walking down the hall going Hi, how are you you
know something? Yeah? You know you don't think that happened. Yes,
I know it happened. Now you you weren't bullied, but now you're definitely
gonna get bad. Yes, and as it is. Yes, And so
I think, are you making a statement? Are you really sure you want
to go from a guy to a girl or a girl or a guy?
You know this at ten, eleven, thirteen years old, you're one under
presentition I was a terrible athlete growing up. Still am I dad? You
know? If I had said, Dad, you know, I think I'd
be a lot better if I took steroids. He would look at me.
It strangled me, and he would be right, because that's ridiculous. Well's
not gonna make it bigger. It're not gonna make it. Yeah, but
the idea is. But that's my point though, that's my point true.
My point is, they're not going to make you better. They're not gonna
make you happier. You're thinking you're gonna turn gender is not gonna make you
happier you think it is. We've been sold a bunch of lies and I've
had it. I've freaking had it, I know. But the problem is
to see I understand that, because then then you're gonna change genders, that
it's gonna be something else missing in your life, and then something else missing
in your life. But see, this is where I hear you right,
and no you're not, And Doug Field's good. I'm not throwing gasoline in
this, No you can throw it was a boy scout. I'm gonna stop,
drop and roll right now. You're gonna throw gasoline at all I'm saying,
is that like when it comes to this ship. I don't know if
I live in a bubble or not, but I don't care what you do.
And I don't mean that it's happens callous if you want. If somebody
wants to change their gender and it has no infringement on my life, why
do I care? Yeah? My point is it like you're doing at eighteen
years old, when you're when you know all that's you're legal. Knock yourself
out. I'm in no position to tell anybody how to live, but it
enabling a child to do that. We got a problem, that's abuse.
I think a new thing came out. It might be the UK that says
that this is a parental thing and the school can't do anything. Okay,
but I don't know if it was in the United Kingdom or here. But
I I saw a Yahoo article this or that, and I don't think you
should be drying. I to me, well, see last night this one.
The woman on the phone says, she goes, well, you know
the mental You know she's meant there's mental illness going on. Well, we
can't make that broadbrush diagnosis. It's easy to say clearly there's something that's bothering
you. Maybe we can tell I don't know, I have no idea.
If it doesn't interfere, what do I care it interferes when you're uncomfortable in
the locker room, that it becomes an interference because now you're infringing up.
But the only thing I can school can do is is just go, hey,
man, go to the nurse's office. They can't do it with the
gender kid because that would be discrimination. I'm telling you, Danny, I'm
telling you, by law, it would be got We have rights, though,
thank god, we have rights, because as soon as their rights are
aren't forced, we're losing all of ours. So got it? There is
Well, yeah, I guess you're just. I'm just, I'm just just.
It's just I don't want to get into it because I'm not a parent.
But for crying out loud, yeah I know, I get into It's
Christmas. It's Santa Claus. What balls? That's it's my Christmas gift?
Is it's a blow up? Now, no compressor. Bill Moran got me
a Christmas gift. It's it's a big bag. Oh man, that was
heavy half in a bat's not booze. No it's not booze. It's not
booze at all. You can open it, take a look, takes away
old. I say, I am notorious with my family for taking my time
on opening gifts. Okay, I'm a shaker. I'm a guess my parents
doing on both sides of my families and not put my gifts out until they
say all right, we're ready to open gifts. Then they go into the
closet where I'm not allowed to go. I have one gift under the tree
that I am allowed to shake. That's it. I don't know where this
Nazi rule came from, but obviously I want to shake. He's making the
rest of the family uncomfortable. Of seriously, can I take a guest first?
Is it an inflatable octagenarian? Yes? It is. What's actually when
you when you your old woman, her tits sack down to her kneecap,
stug, We're gonna love it. That's That's one of my jokes, like
dating older women. They try to be sexy and they take pictures of their
tits and they send it to me and I show my buddies and like,
hey, those aren't too bad. What's on? What else is in the
picture. I'm like her knees. She's opening the card first, or she
opened the gift first. I'm guessing everything. Play the song. It's all
about Jesus, just guessing, guessing. Hey, by the way, I'm
very impressed with Jamie. But because I'm an artistic guy as well, took
his time, took his effort and asked, somebody play on the I don't
know who's doing the a, but could be some church because seriously, because
like there's a lot of artistic people a church that play in the band.
Hoping that your Christmas is one big long, oh my god, untangles drink
of merry moments. I'm not gonna write, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
say what else you wrote. But it's a little emotional and I thank you
Bill. You're welcome. Let's see all right, there we go. It's
tissue paper. But when I rub one off on the way home to night
too, Oh are we on here? Dollar store? Yeah? Yeah,
I went to the dollar I just bought these the other night. They're great.
They're my favorite. You didn't you did not know? You are sour
dough nibblers nuggets Because I figured I love him Doug. We love him.
They go great with beer, They go great with beer. Would get there.
There's more, Oh, there's more. It's all dollar store. Oh
wow, Well, because we need the dollar store. Joke darts, we
were playing dark we were playing darts. We got a dollar Store dark board,
dollar store dark board for the fork. Yeah, comfort toilet paper,
hey, dog, Doug said to me, I don't know why more people
don't go in and buy their toilet trees and things from the dollar Store.
Sameh away the apocalypse. Every dollar counts. Oh this is important, deer
glass. Yes, deep bress, big SIPs dollar stores, early coasters,
President from Bill Moran, puffs puff in case you gets emotional, sat in
case again you get a loan and eat something, don't just bought to there
you go go. That'll take at least to march. Now, black ice.
I had to do that one. I had to. I was on
the phone with somebody to do I get cherry or black ice ice? Still
you got Thank you, Bill, Thank you very much. It's all very
Christmas. Dog. Well, I thought the dollar Store has become like a
thing with Doug. Doug went to dollar store last week. We softened the
blow. Somebody's listening this from Kelly Opart. I'm busting out these nuggets right
now talking about the pretzels. Did the bag cost more than any of the
items? I don't know, all at the dollar store, So I don't
have no idea. I'll tell you what I bought. All that. I
bought myself a box of tissues and a little bag of like vegetable chips.
It all came to like fifteen bucks or dirty Martinez. No, they're right
in here. You want him. I got vodka. I got vodka.
I'm ready to go. I didn't bring a shaker. All right, we'll
take a uh, we'll take a moment when we come back. A scary
gingerbread man. Oh yeah, scary gingerbread man. Wait till you listen to
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We went from Jesus to getting drunk at Christmas. I like it. Jesus
made along absolutely, turned water into wine, that's right, turned back into
jenny light. Turned my girlfriend from ugly to pretty really doug Yeah, how
pretty? How pretty? Yeah? She was a tan. Just last year.
George Carolyn once said I never fucked a ten, but one night I
fucked five two's. Oh my girlfriend. I used to be afraid of that
dark. Then I saw her naked. Now I'm afraid of the light.
You came home, hole fell down underneath Christmas feet, Daddy, don't get
drunk. If you were the inspiration behind this song, do you feel bad
at some point you left a traumatic scar? Oh? Wow, in some
way, that's a great question. I feel a little bad. It's like
it's like it's like trying to pretend you're like Lebron James's or Sequille O'Neil's father.
Yeah, I was their father. Yeah, you left you want you
want Jesus on your side. It's his birthday. We don't get drunk.
I think you should have a little thought of that at Christmas morning. Hey,
Christmas night, two day. Pray for the ones that do not know.
Well, there's a scary situation happened. And I could see this happening
elsewhere because there's lots of scams and things going on this time of year.
But this is, uh, this is a weird story. I also when
happened to me at work, but uh, I got I got a phone
call from our HR person saying, hey, did you ask us to change
your direct deposit information? Ah? No, I did not but there you
go. You're lucky, you know. I once, uh, did you
did you click on a fishing thing on email? I once got a letter
from They always was send these things out on radio, little things to say.
I had to update like quizzes. You had to go through and take
university. Yeah, all this shit Rightaco is always the one that are going
and you're on the Nauty list. You got to get this into USA.
So I see one that comes from Bob Pittman, who was the head of
the iHeart and I click on it and I'm in the process of moving,
so everything's going on. I'm like, let me just get this done.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna I'm gonna blow their minds upstairs. I'
gonna have the first one done. Now. It was a fishing scam.
They got all my bank information. They were going to read they were going
to take my direct deposit check and put it into another account. And I
get a call on my way to a storage center. I got one of
the kids in the car and they go, hey, did you authorize to
go to a different account. I said no, and they went okay,
And it was the fishing scam. I fell for Yeah, but this is
a little scary say no to, and we could tell you about it.
But Katie, why don't we let you do it? Yeah? So,
guys, imagine sitting down to dinner with your family. Your Ring app notifications
go off, But it's eleven. Team shows up for work and we have
a meeting to talk about some of the stories we will cover for this broadcast.
And you know, this afternoon, our Katie Lesso had a pitch we
just could not say no to, and we could tell you about it.
But Katie, why don't we let bread Just sitting down to dinner with your
family, your Ring app notifications go off. But it's not a delivery driver,
it's not a neighbor. Nope, it is the ginger bread Man.
Yes, this guy right here hanging out outside of your home. We have
a big picture window that faces north door. This is basically a guy bread
man. Yeah, okay, Now where'd you get kinky gingerbread man? I
was born the other night. Live it up Christmas? You're full of shit?
You were bored? I I got those. So this guy puts on
one of those you know, those inflatable costumes. You'll see it at Halloween.
The people walking around in Yeah, he's a gingerbread man and he's just
standing outside of people's homes. He's not doing anything, He's just dressed as
a ginger broom. Yeah Mason. And all of a sudden, I heard
my dog's going crazy barking out the window, and I went to look and
there was a giant blow up gingerbread man costume out on the sidewalk. Wendy
Churchill says she didn't know what to make of it. We kind of locked
eyes and the gingerbread man went on his way. So weird. But less
than an hour later he showed up outside another home along George Mason Drive in
Arlington. My wife, Hey, listeners, this guy is He didn't ring
the doorbell. He's just standing there. He's in this gingerbread man costume.
So I don't have a ring doorbell, do you know? Doug? No?
No, who's coming to get Doug No? But but people have him,
and I think you get a notification if someone's just standing out there.
Any can't movement, yeah, any any kind of movement like gingerbreadman. What
This man who asked us not to disclose his identity says they didn't know what
to do so, they just wanted a should We noticed that the door was
trying to be pushed. We looked at the camera looking at this guy in
the costume. He felt like he needed to report it to someone. Guys
tried to break in the homes. He's in a gingerbread costume. So that
way you can go a haha, looking how funny he is the guy and
he's just testing homes. See who's around case in the joint kind of like
a I just shouldn't say this, but it's sort of a previously smart way
to kind of hide out and blend in. No one, no one sees
you, no one knows be called the non emergency police line. Just told
them listen. I just want to report this is a good season called three
one one came with a gingerbread man costume, a ginger brig gingerbread man costume.
I have the video. Several neighbors to the gingerbread man along George throughout
the evening on Wednesday, and well, he certainly didn't run. He also
wasn't caught, and it's left these neighbors feeling a bit unnerved. It is
kind of like a horror movie. But is there a gingerbread horror movie,
the bread Man horror movie, just to Psycho or something. I thought there
was a handyman gingerbreadman. There are some gingerbread I didn't even look it up,
but I mean, what a way to like somebody's case in your you
know, this time of year. And then the credit card, not the
credit card, but the gift card scam. Gift card scam is great,
which well it's where people are going in now and they're scanning the gift cards
that are still in the rack. You buy it, they get pinged when
it gets activated, and they spend all the money because they have like the
barcode. Oh my gosh, that's what happened to somebody. I bought somebody
a gift card. And then when I think it just happened that the wegman's
up here, how can they get So they go in and they get whatever
information is off the back of the card. And I don't know how you
do take a picture of the number. Well yeah, but the code number
you have to usually scratch off, so I don't know what ones these are.
But they're doing this where they get the thing and then when it gets
activated, now all of a sudden, they spend it. So when you
go to use it, usually there's a something you have to scratch. Right,
yeah, that's it right there to the Amazon the barcode. So I
think they take the barcode, they take a picture of the barcode, and
then it gets a ping when you pay for it. It's activated. Okay,
right, because you could walk out of a Wegmans with one of those
in your pocket by accident and nothing's gonna happen because it's not activated. Anything.
You just stole a plastic I think you still have to open it up
and scratch it though. Okay, So well, somehow they're figuring this out,
because somebody was in here explaining, and it's been on the news.
It was just on the news locally that this happens certain ones that aren't protected.
Well, how about this. I went to a I won't say where
what liquor store, but I went to a liquor store. I bought a
case of wine, and I went to use the gift for yourself. No
no, no, no, not for myself. I was giving out his
gifts clients. Obviously not in my bag. But go ahead with the story.
Anything you like, wine dollar, wine dollar, want dollar wine.
No, we were looking for we were hoping they sold off bread beer,
Jenny Lay, that's all my favorite. Well, then i'll get you the
Jenny Lap. I know, whatever dog. So I bought this case.
I bought a case. So you're boosing a liquor store. So I buy
this case. It's like Gentleman's something wine. I thought it was a cool
name, and I had a fifty dollars gift card. I get up to
the counter. They scan the gift card and go, it's been used.
And I went what And they said, yeah, hang on, let me
go over to this other computer. And they come back and they go,
it was bought on this date and it was used on this date. Like
it'spend in a drawer. But okay, fine, I wasn't gonna you know,
it was like whatever, So it happened to you. Well, I
don't know that it was a scam. I don't know if it was a
mix up on the cards. I wasn't gonna go delving in over fifty dollars.
It just wasn't worth my time, you know what I'm saying. Just
thirty No, I know. But at the same time, I think it
was for one of those things like I was just like, who's got the
time? There's lines here? Who am I going to argue with this lady
didn't do it. I don't know why. Who gives a shit, Let's
move on with our life. What's kind of my That's why if I ever
buy gift cards, I buy him on. Some people buy gift cards for
five hundred dollars. Three hundred people, I'll give you the visa gift card.
I don't know how they're scanning it, scamming it if you have to
scratch off, but somehow, and maybe that barcode uh they're finding out.
They get a ping when it's activated, and then they spend it all before
you can and then you go to use it and you can't. I haven't
heard that one. That's terrible. Yeah, it is terrible. Always it
makes me imagine what they could do at a job if they actually put that
kind of if they only use their power for good. Hey man, Sometimes
it's more fun to just kind of, you know, hang out. Oh
yeah, come on, Dougie, right, it feels good you right,
If it's not you, what's you know? What's great is like I slept
with this married woman and I didn't have to get her anything for Christmas.
Her husband did and I got late. It was awesome. I guess,
I get I get it. I guess what do you get your family for
Christmas? What did you say, indigestion? This is gonna be the season
of gift cards because nobody wanted anything. They just want gift cards. Amazon,
uh restaurant give certificates for my folks. They already know. Okay,
I think we've worked it out last year that between my dad's birthday is and
January. Stepmother's in February. So between last year obviously December to their birthdays,
my sisters and I got enough gift cards they could have a nice meal
twelve days once a month. Oh really yeah, they go out once a
month. Well they did, now, yeah, we you know. I
got them from all Lachland's Forest Hills. Of course, everybody's getting a gift
card from far. Have you ever given a gift in their kind of You
could kind of tell when they looked at it that they were just they just
wasn't no, you missed the mark. You missed the mark, not that
I remember. I try I try to. How about you getting a gift
that just missed the mark. Uh what do you do in those situations?
Yeah, thank thank you. Yeah, it's awesome. Right, Oh god,
I always wanted fur line under where it's up going to feel great,
it's going on. I was just talking to somebody wanting one of these.
Really, Yes, I can't remember who it was and what I was talking
about, but I'm glad you got it. So I'm not somebody who wears
shirts that have those like funny catchy slogans on them, like not to do
or I'm with stupid. You know those shirts? Yeah I don't. I
want them on with stupid shirt. I'm not one of those people that would
wear the stand next to Kevin So. But I have friends who have bought
me gifts with those. They think it's fun, Like, hey, how
come you have a warn your sweatshirt? You know? I mean just you
know what, I can tell you what I'm gonnaet right now. I'm gonna
get a forty nine ers at because I took a picture of one that I
wanted that buy our back Steakhouse Gifts card a chapstick because that's my dad thing.
A forty nine ers uh ornament. Tuck's forgetting the same gifts and that's
fine, but I don't want anybody heyes, spending anything more than another.
He's got that hat, he's got the hutch. San Francisco forty nine Ers
rock Purty play set where the helmet and the jersey you iron the numbers on
so so and the pads. I'll put it in this plant Sex swing and
give him a ride by the way. Next year, the forty nine ers,
I think are coming to Buffalo. Yeah, I knew that three years
ago. Excuse me, Okay, we're going. I'm going with my two
best friends and we can get a van. But we've gone the past,
yeah, three times, fucking with you. I think I've gone in the
past four times. Back to when FLUTEI played against Steve Young and Rice was.
I saw the over. It was Rob Johnson. Actually he got knocked
out of the game. Flutie came in, yes, yeah, and they
won ice they were on three. It was the ninety eight season. Yeah.
But I have gone and seen in the past four times in Buffalo,
and it's over every six years. They play every eight years, thirty two
years. So yeah, I'll be going next year. So me and my
buddies. Once you and you guys can attest. Once your friends get married,
they have kids, you know, it's not buddy time anymore. So
you have a plan, especially if its not a birthday, you better start
playing it now, Doug, not, seriously, No, I know what.
I forgot to text my friends because I was thinking about that last week.
Somebody's got to be in charge. Who wants to get the tickets,
who is sending money to let's get it done. It's gonna be you.
No, I'm not in charge of that. Why because I'm the forty nine
guy, the Bills guy. I'd rather sit high and see the formations breakout.
I don't need the fancy down low seats. I want to see I
want to see the game. I want to see the big play, the
run. I'd rather be up high. He wants a lot of people do
that. They sit in the three hundred section because they want to see,
like the plays break out. I've been down low, I've been up high,
and I rather see a pie. I think you get more acts.
You don't want to sit in the Greg Connor seats with you, guys know
Greg is fairly high up. Yeah, the red seats though, Yeah,
it was comfortable, comfortable. I was very happy. Drake is a little
warm. It was you got some dollar stories. It was Greg using his
flask the game from Kevin. But the problem was there was nothing in it
when he went to drink because there was a fucking home in the bottom and
I go, God, damn it. Yeah dollar, Yeah, you know
what I say, Kevin, you need to cover that with trying to take
on the bottom. What did he put in their white claw? Yeah?
No, and actually worse worse, some kind of seltzer. H We can't
give this on the golf course. Now. I think and hope that it's
going to be a night game. I think it will be a marquee game.
Oh yeah, especially if they meet in the Super Bowl. A few
rivers to cross, but yeah, that'll be. That'd be fantastic. And
if the Bills make the playoffs, which I kind of think they're going to
sneak into the East, everything's working out. Potentially they could win the East.
Yes, in Miami. Could be would be hilarious. They potentially could.
There's a lot of doosday scenarios. Yeah, they're are for everybody.
Yeah, which is kind of nice. Yeah, as a guy with a
fire flannel walks by for Doom's Day the world. He needs to listen to
this. Yeah, we all doty. Sorry, I don't know who that
was. I got for gingerbread people, well, the gingerbread people. I'm
just saying, like, what a what a scam? And I didn't realize
that the ring doorbell as soon as there's someone there. But yeah, I
remember people looking at their phone going hey, who's by my house? Or
someone in your backyard? You get an alert there's someone in your backyard?
What are you doing over there taking a selfie? Yeah? Is that one
of your new dating profile pickus? No, this is a friend of mine
that owns a Lamplighter on Fasterner in Greece. Great restaurant, fantastic food.
Her name is Lisa. Did you she's a sponsor? Have you gotten any
that now around this time of year? And I know you you've talked about
kind of being on that Facebook dating site and yeah, nothing's going on.
There's nothing hidden. No, not anybody just going hand. I think hit
is my fingers on the buttons. Okay, that's nothing really, because I
even showed you a message earlier where a woman goes she thought you were so
funny. I hope it's a woman with you, and then I'm a cuddler.
Man, if you really got her to laugh, you'd give you a
handy maybe if you what in the car? If I uber? Yeah?
No, she was saying, just hanging out. I'm just gonna sit over
there. You're gonna get you said, Doug's really cut to give me a
handy, and then we're gonna cuddle. Okay, Doug's really cute. That's
just like I'm gonna I'm gonna bring a pizza the movie theater kind of sounds
good, but not really try to find no, no, no, they
say you'll find it when you're not looking for it. What do you mean
to find it when you Yeah, you find love when you don't look.
Okay, I'm always looking just late, all right, how's that going for
you? How's that going for you? That good? All they want for
Christmas? She in a Sandus lap and go pussy Just this year. I
want a thirty peg of genuinely take his your single? Got nice chits?
Can I get a picture over here with Sanna? Maybe I should play Santa?
Oh? That would be it? Hi, Lois, what do you
want? Barbie Malibu? Is that your mom? Oh? She's hot.
Where's daddy? Always out of town? Daddy doesn't live with you anymore.
I'll tell you what, give me your address. I'm gonna deliver that.
He'll be over deliver. I'll be dressed up like a gingerbread man. Well
you moved. I'm confused. My my system seven updated yet that you need
to get me quick on her feet with that stuff? Yeah, I think
that. Uh, all right, prospects on the line. Uh besides miss
Canal Town. Yeah, well, I didn't know how comfortable you are saying
anything. Well, I stopped at a great place for coffee, yeah,
and was flirting a little bit with the person ringing me up. Okay,
she said, she like Tommy. We have some friends. She's a friend
of yours on Facebook. She is. Yeah, wow, look at that.
I don't want to give her name. All right, she listens to
the podcast. I don't know, I'm a friend on the Facebook. On
the face do you make a sentence right there? Huh? I have a
friend in the Facebook with this woman. I don't. I didn't recognize her.
Yeah, yeah, Well you're just so popular. People want to friend
and I can't you know they want to friend you? In thirty years on
the radio exactly. Look at look at the losers on radio. Of course
they stood out. I give your name and I'm on a podcast. Who
They're like, Yeah, why do I know that name? Why do I
know that guy? He's a sex offender in your street? That's right by
William Willie. How about I got a I got a thing where somebody mixed
up the M and the A at the end of my name and it became
Willama woman with Willim William Morian. Yeah, Willem, I got w I
L L I m A Mouran. Uh did you ever get mixed up with
Moron Moran? People do that to make a joke, which doesn't. Yeah.
I was always saying it's a kid. Yeah. Then you got bullies,
Yeah, of course I did. Okay, I loved it. He
did. It was attention. Nobody left, nobody like he's getting bullied.
Oh, I fought right back. I gave it right back to me because
transgender bathroom. Mostly Yes, most of these kids were dumb. Hey,
Hey, you were on the girls basketball. You shouldn't be in here.
King over three foot five, Betty, you don't have balls, but if
you want some, I'll put them on your chin. No, I don't.
I don't where did this show go off? The raid? What are
you talking about? I don't, Uh, Laura was the one talking about
a train. I don't know what that was. Just I was very uncomfortable
last night. You uncomfortable a little bit? Okay, it makes you uncomfortable
because your dick pick wasn't in the top twenty. Yeah, they're very upsetting
to me. I spent a lot of time. I got the right lighting,
I went through the whole thing. I put makeup on it, makeup,
I said, makeup, lights, hair, we got a hair blow
dryer out. I did the whole thing and the crop did you write with
a sharpiehie? Laura? No. All I got was high thank you.
There comes a pitch come on like he didn't know this one? No?
I said, Hi, Laura, thanks for coming on the podcast. I
way, I went irish though, I went the other way because I knew
if that one was too predictable, I wasn't. Uh. No, I
certainly would never send a dick pic to anybody anymore, anybody. I don't
think I. I might have sent one at some point, I don't remember.
I think it's like a toy. You gotta try it out. You
were married for like before they became a technology that was something you could do.
Yeah, and then I wasn't for a few mints. I don't know.
I think that more is a joke. I'm on a shot like calls
and you know you said it to Hey, what do you think of this?
See what's happening here? I don't So why are you uncomfortable? Well,
just because I there's a this is where like you know, you get
older and you start to go sometimes we're trying too hard? Yeah, do
you understand? You know what I'm saying, like you're you're you're trying too
hard, and I go, no matter what, that's somebody's mom, right,
you know what I'm saying, it's somebody's mom. And even when Stephanie
was in here and she would really say a lot of things, I always
feel like, at some point, how much am I responsible for this?
Even though they're saying it, I'm allowing it. I'm not stopping you.
But you're somebody's And I would never want anybody to leave the podcast or anything
that we were involved in to go well, they really made me look bad
or they allowed things to be misconstrued I don't think that was a case,
but I I don't know why. I get a little uncomfortable. I I'd
rather make the jokes here with you guys, because everybody knows it's more of
a joke. Yeah, when you say it there sometimes you know you never
I'm always amazed at the number of guys who just send women unsolicited pictures of
their penis. I always equated to the old commercial how many licks does it
take to get to the center of a roll lot? Three? Yeah?
Three? It's like, how how is your day? Oh? Pretty good?
How is yours? Great? Crank? You know, I mean,
all of a sudden, there's a dick pic and I go, That's what
some women have said on dating sites. But I don't know. I don't
want hookups. I don't want any pictures of your stuff when secretly they do
well. I gotta think that there's women that find it attractive in some way
because they otherwise right, there has to be yeah, I would think yeah,
And I think if you're in a relationship, out of ten but maybe
two out of ten, yeah, twenty percent. But I think, if
you're in a relationship, do you want Beth ever send a little no,
no, once you send her like just a picture of your of just your
your rear, like they cover of the Bruce Springsteen Born in the USA album
Hat. Yeah, yeah, it would be kind of funny. Yeah,
she'd be like, I'll get it. I don't know. I yeah,
so I did get a little uncomfortable with that last night. But it was
an interesting thing. And now does she say she sends back pictures to guys
if once in a while. Yeah, yeah, she got her stack footage.
I didn't ask to see it. Okay, I'm sure there is.
I'm sure there is. I'm sure there's a whole thing. I think this
goes on way more. You know what I find intriguing, like I find
human beings. I love talking to people, and I love finding stuff out,
and I love when we see the person who you would never expect to
do whatever. That kind of stuff is really deep into that kind of stuff,
Like they like that sending the pictures, the dirty talk you know they
were hooking up with. I don't know. I didn't joke about dating that.
I used to like dirty talk until I dated a girl. There was
a stutter and she like dirty talk and she's like, hey, did Doug,
you will woman, this is sucking, dick, and like, yeah,
I guess so I kind of ruined it for me and I just stopped
after that. I don't know if they would go over good at the stage.
No, you got to do the next stutterer's convention. Yeah, there
you go. What's funny you never have one of these problems? Well,
this is why boners go to die, right, that's funny. The women
don't stutter, did they? Yeah, my mom, when I pull my
pants down a woman, this is sucking because like stutterers, like they usually
guys at least like on television, what did you do to this show?
What did you do off the rails? Choochu. I just brought up a
fact. The Uh, my mom did stuttering therapy. My mom was a
speech pathologist and then she was going to go into private practice, so she
had to get an additional license. So she had to do some work.
And she found a girl who I went to school with, who stuttered and
part of Alonso, No, it was not so part of the whole stuttering.
The way this this method was breath controlling your breath, so she had
her breathe into a tape recorder like and do all this stuff through a tube
because the tube would kind of control, right, So hern Vader had a
stuttering pile. Her name Isluke. I cut, this girl's this girl's Jimmy,
can you make this work? Or what? This girl's name was Brett
Breathing, Brett Brett like Brett Butler and my buddy and I are over one
day and he goes, what's this. Oh, that's my mom's starting therapy,
and we hear my mom going. So he pushed his play and you
hear and he goes, okay, breathe. From then on her name was
breath It was awful, fucking horrible. Had the worst shit in a small
town. Huh you had this much stuff in a small town. Yeah,
okay, absolutely, we had one of everything, every single thing you wanted.
I got the candyman, the sutter, the flashcoat, the flash guy,
flashy with the raincoat. They just had that recently. I thought they
just had it in tops where a guy was flashing little kids tops Victor Farmington
right in the go to jail for the rest of your life for that.
So he was, and then I guess he was. They're saying he was
trying to lure the kid. I can't tell if he was a level three
sex offender already and now apparently his bracelet was damaged so he was able to
home confinement. Whatever. He flashes a kid in the aisle. The kid
tells the mom, they go back, can watch the footage from the tops,
and apparently there are multiple kids that he get exposed to. I shouldn't
laugh at that, should I shouldn't laugh at that? But I'm just picturing
like if I turned the okay, right now, if I turned the aisle
and I see a guy with his crank out, I'm gonna start laughing,
even if it's to a kid. You wouldn't lets say, I wouldn't see
the kid at first, Dug, you think, what do you think of
this? You wouldn't just find that you could throw and throw it at him.
I don't know. I think it would be so shocked as to what's
happening now. I think they also said in the news article he was trying
to lure a seventeen year or seventeen a seven year old somewhere with him.
I don't know. I don't know. I know that there were multiple This
almost sounds like a guy who just likes to expose himself. I don't think
there's any but I don't know any pattern of actually touch. But you never
know where this is going to go, and you can't be walking around just
with it on out right. You know. They had the guy uh East
Rochester who was sucking toes for a while. He would go into places.
I think he would crawl up your stalls at the bathrooms in the summer and
I'm like, you start sucking a woman's toe. I think that happened a
few times. Then there was the guy who can pay people to let you
do that. That is a fetish. I mean it was a Jets coach,
right. He got out of the Ryan made Rex. Ryan made the
joke about the last Darius Tony being a toe. He goes, that's one
toe, not over. I don't like that. And the other guy goes,
man, if you turn Rex Ryan off defeat, you know you're you'd
man. It's like, but how about Tony? By the way, they
got to cut him next year he dropped again. I mean, he's he's
never been worth the headache. He had a couple of bobbles in that game.
Yeah, but that's what happens when you're paying your star quarterback. The
amount of the bills are gonna wind up. They're gonna doing the same thing
next year, right, So that means when you draft, you can't miss.
And the thing is, and you're good, you're gonna be picking from
the back of the pack over and over. So you really gotta nail your
stars. Well, they don't want you to be good all the time.
They want to that's the NFL is Belichick was able to beat it, but
I mean he got Tom Brady to take half the money. Yes, Brady
was more in the love of the game and winning. I think as the
salary cap like goes up because the NFL is gonna bring it more and more
money over these years, like they're talking about more Amazon games and stuff,
what's gonna end up happening is they're gonna the quarterbacks are be looking like these
contracts are gonna end up like bargains and it all come back down to earth
and you're gonna find out the best team of the best quarterbacks usually gonna win.
That's why he's pissed off McDermot because he's wasted the best years of Josh
Allen's you know, pre I'm still wondering and I know this sounds crazy.
I do wonder if that Tyler Dunn article I possibly. Here's the thing.
After that game where they beat the they beat the Chiefs, the person who
gave him the game ball wasn't a player. It was the general manager,
whom McDermott hired. So we'll find out. Let's put it this way.
Look, this week they did things we never we haven't seen them do on
as they did. They also got a few breaks, and they get those
breaks. Oh, they got a few breaks. I mean, that was
one of those games where the Philadelphia game went the other way with the breaks
and ended up catching the Bills, biting them. That could have happened against
Dallas. Fortunately, they had an offensive coordinator in this case who abandoned his
own playbook and said, no, we're just gonna run because it's working seams,
so let's just keep running them. And it worked. There were games
where Belichick would come to Buffalo and tell Tom Brady could pretty much take the
day off. We're just gonna run the Bills because they can't stop us.
And that's what a good coach does. Now, I'm not gonna get carried
away with Brady. Yet we still gotta beat the Chargers. Forty nine ers
is what. We gotta beat Buddy in the Super Bowl. Ain't gonna happen.
Gotta be whipping the shit out of everybody, kicking ass, taking names
all the way from San fran Baby, the gold rush is coming for you.
Gotta beat the Pats and they gotta beat the Dolphins. They gotta win
out. I need I need this, gotta win out. You need an
introduction? Yeah, I need just two girls and girls girls. I did
it on the way home from the Bills game. I had some hot women
in my really. Yeah, I had this caravan that was rending for me
and for smoking hot women. Now, all right, I'm curious, voice
curious. One man's smoking hot, another man's I don't think so. Doug's
looking for pictures right now. Doug's going for pictures right now. Now.
See the thing is, I can't say if I look at the picture,
I have to go oh yeah, oh yeah, oh hello yeah yeah,
oh all right, all right, there we go. That was just fun.
Yeah. Then I showed him my tattoo. Good evening, everybody is
Tuesday night. We were in fair Port for the Bill Moran podcast. At
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We got standing that coming to town. Everybody, I want you to be
on the naughty list? Can you dig it? Hit the post? Now?
What was it like being in the strip club working the strip club up
before the holidays? Oh? I remember girls talking about getting Christmas twenties where
guys would just tip a little bit more. Yeah, I'm sure rap dances.
Yeah, and uh was there more? Would it get more crowded around
the hall? Back when it was yeah, bonus time, okay, you
know they go shopping, then they come over to the cat and then things
just started going down with corporations, and you know, layoffs and bonuses weren't
as good. But I got in there ninety beginning, ninety seven, ninety
eight, ninety nine. I left in two thousand so and they had just
remodeled and opened it up more. It was was smaller, the bar was
out far so what it always looked like it was busy. Then they took
a bar five feet back, which opened up a lot of space. OK,
so then it wasn't I remember being there for the Ryder Cup and it
was non stop because you know, you're in your taxi at that time.
Where's the strip club? Right? You know? And that was morning,
noon and night. You know, they'd see the players and then you know,
want to drink. So and they changed things over there. They went
from five girls per shift to having eighteen twenty and having two girls or three
girls on stage at once. They loaded up, which they should have done
years before, but in hindsight, they didn't think about doing it. So
huh, all right, well they I watched the strip club. Now is
there one? There's Teally Hose on East Henrietta that I still drop a couple
riders off to every day. Yeah, I want to say Foxies fox on
Scottsfield. Foxes are still in the barrel dolls, which I have taken a
couple of dancers too, and bouncers over the past year or so. And
I don't know if the Mirages. I haven't been to a strip club and
I can't remember how long the Mirage, that's right, I forgot about that.
Now the classic cat is now probably it's a dealership. It's a dealership.
Yeah. Do you know which one? Jamber? Which one? Something
with cars? Okay, it's a different kind of skin mark in those rooms
out folks, car Max or something. All right, we'll close it out
for a Christmas week coming up on Christmas. That's it. That's what That
was our fourth session. Yeah, because we had the interview with the woman
from Woodcliffe. Oh man, my time is getting cut. I just like,
hang with you guys. We'll be a couple of weeks. We're off
next week. Yeah all right, well yeah, just not here. There'll
be Christmas. Thank you for the President. I you know, it's the
least I could do, Doug, for all you do for us, and
I couldn't. It's a great American I try. If I've been dugging people,
Love Douggy, Doug you friend in the house to the house for Dan
Barrillo. I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. WoT a big hotels.
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