1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:05,480 From the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:25,679 Jeep Ram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Welcome, thanks for getting 3 00:00:25,719 --> 00:00:28,800 your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the 4 00:00:28,839 --> 00:00:33,000 word about the pirate ship. Danny. Nice to see you. You've seen 5 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:37,000 you since uh wait last Thursday? Last Thursday? Yeah, how you doing? 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,560 Man? Got a nice uh Christmas ornament from a listener. Oh, 7 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:46,320 a Billified Christmas event. They made that for us and it says congratulations on 8 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,159 one hell of a year, wishing you all a very merry Christmas and continued 9 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,960 success in twenty twenty four and no return dress know anything, no name, 10 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:58,280 no name, no nothing. That's awesome, very nice. Yeah, that's 11 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,200 nice. I thought that was kind of cool. We had a they got 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,079 put on the tree. Take a picture on the tree or next to the 13 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:07,319 two ginger bread people that are banging playing pettycake, the banging the banging people. 14 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:11,920 Brown chicken, brown Carol, ever heard of his brown chicken? Brown? 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,040 You never heard? I know brown chicken amount, but I know brown 16 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,280 chicken. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown 17 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,120 cow? What do you get? Brown chicken, brown cow. It goes. 18 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:25,280 It's right up there with kicking boots. You get later around the holidays. 19 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,680 I'm just wondering. I mean, it doesn't matter for me. It's 20 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,480 three hundred and sixty five days of agony. But do I get laid around 21 00:01:30,519 --> 00:01:34,200 the Yeah? Do women usually get a little horny, like, hey, 22 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,359 they wanted that big gift. You know, they see the lights, Oh 23 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,599 my god, the lights. It's baby Jesus birthday. Let's put the kids 24 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,920 to bed early. And you know, don't forget. I want that that 25 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:49,439 jaguar in the theway, the big bowl on it, tug you fresh in 26 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,640 the house, in the house, baby, glad to be here. I 27 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:57,640 asked on Facebook today, fifty one thousand dollars shows up in your bank account? 28 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,680 Out of the oblivion. A lot of people say out of the blue. 29 00:02:01,719 --> 00:02:05,079 I'll say, out of your oblivious. It just shows up there. 30 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,439 What do you do? Call the bank? You called the bank, Yeah, 31 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:10,439 call the bank. I called a bank, Doug. What do you 32 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:15,039 do? I pay off all my bills, I go go to Vegas. 33 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:22,680 Find out where Sammy Hagar's On Facebook, Rob said, withdrawal, withdrawal, 34 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:27,159 withdrawal, Donna said, first reaction Yes, second reaction called a bank. 35 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:32,759 Kevin on Facebook said take it out and leave this state. Pablo said, 36 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:38,879 ask where the other forty nine thousand dollars is, and then Georgie said, 37 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,360 tell the bank it's a mistake. I actually had this happened to me before, 38 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,159 but it was only four thousand dollars. I called to check if my 39 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:53,120 paycheck went in and they gave me four thousand dollars in something balanced And I 40 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:55,919 said, what was the deposit? They stated from your taxes? Said I 41 00:02:55,919 --> 00:03:00,319 didn't do my taxes yet needs to say. If I spent the money, 42 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:02,280 I have to pay it back. So back then, in my twenties, 43 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:06,759 living paycheck to paycheck, that wasn't gonna happen. So glad I did. 44 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,879 I did the right thing. And then Rob says it'll never happen, so 45 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:15,400 it doesn't matter. Well, Rob never say never. Did it happen? 46 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,159 It happened to somebody? Yeah, really, oh really, Well good for 47 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:23,000 them they did. It's a clerical error. I don't know. State police 48 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:28,319 out of Wolket, he's always woke. Yeah, received a report last month, 49 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,599 very end of the month, right around Black Friday, November twenty eight. 50 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,240 That's a perfect time from the Lions National Bank in the village of Wolcot. 51 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,280 They made a mistake while depositing fifty one thousand dollars plus in checks, 52 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,840 and they put it in the wrong account of a person with a similar name. 53 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:52,840 Following an investigation, dude named Jason Brunton, it's fifty one. He 54 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:59,400 was arrested for grand larceny in the third degree. Now it's not I landed 55 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,719 in his account. Upon finding the wrong depositing in ascount, he went on 56 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:09,400 a spending spree, reportedly purchased a Harley Davison motorcycle. You probably went to 57 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:15,199 Geneva. That's dropping Geneva. Ye, paying past rent and child support payments, 58 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,600 doing some good in arrears, an investigator stated, brought and spent over 59 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:25,319 ten grand before he was stopped. Okay, he was catching up. That's 60 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,839 what I say. I go. If I'm the person, then I had 61 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:31,199 the ten grand mistake. No, it's not. See now I'm thinking, 62 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,839 well, hang on a second. If I'm the person and they the bank 63 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:38,040 fox up right, and I and it's supposed to be my fifty one thousand. 64 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:40,800 But I got a business and we're doing well, and this was just 65 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,959 like I don't know, a weekend deposit. We may we picked that up 66 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,480 over the weekend. I may just say to this guy, you know what, 67 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:50,439 did you pay your back child support? The kids all caught up? 68 00:04:50,439 --> 00:04:54,839 You got all that? Fine? Fine, just don't kill yourself in the 69 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:58,839 harley. That would be my thing. This guy told investigators that he believed 70 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,639 the check deposits were from a supposed customer, since he claimed to be a 71 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:06,680 type of contractor. They don't say what a minted. However, there was 72 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:12,519 no one owing him over fifty one thousand dollars in checks, and it clearly 73 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,759 was a mistaken deposit. But since he spent it, so now we get 74 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:18,040 this poor guy gets arrested. You know, he's probably been on the balls 75 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,720 of his ass forever and ever now and he's in. But I gotta tell 76 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:26,720 you, if that happened to me, I'd be a little scared, kind 77 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,279 of like you're being tested in a way. Oh yeah, you know what 78 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:33,120 I mean. Absolutely, don't the police investigate deposits like not the police, 79 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:38,839 but doesn't the bank like look at deposits like that and put a hold on 80 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,319 stuff. I'm surprised they can't go back into your account. They put it 81 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,079 in there. Why can't they go in and take it out? True? 82 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,879 Right, I mean it's their fuck up. I guess you have to report 83 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:54,360 the mistake. Yeah, does. I don't know how it works. I've 84 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,000 never had fifty one thousand in my I barely have fifty one dollars in my 85 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:01,680 bank account. If you have fifty once, he's I think. I'm not 86 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:06,240 sure. But aren't all banks? Uh? Don't all bank accounts have an 87 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,839 online presence? In other words, if you have a bank account, you 88 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,480 are a checking account, savings account, you should have a record of it 89 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,680 online. Shouldn't that be the case, Because if that's the case, then 90 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,680 you could go and see where this money came from. Yeah, okay, 91 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:24,920 and you can you know? Yeah, I mean you know. He's the 92 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:31,240 point. He goes, goddamn rich, rich, fifty one dollars. My 93 00:06:31,319 --> 00:06:36,160 prayers have come true, Doug. You know it's true about myself doubt payment 94 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,040 on a Chick fil A. Well, let me ask you something. Do 95 00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:43,240 you believe that? And I asked this and it is a bit of a 96 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,839 loaded question. I'll admit it up front, Danny. But does God test 97 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:48,839 you? Yes, God does test you all the time. I don't think 98 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:53,959 God tests you all the time. He tests your heart, he tests your 99 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:56,639 mind. When was the last time you felt like you were being tested? 100 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,680 Whether it be God or the universe or whatever. Because I don't think you're 101 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,759 tested. I think that life's always coming at you and you kind of know 102 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,319 the right thing to do. This dude knew that this wasn't his fuck. 103 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:10,279 I wasn't. Okay, I don't want to brag about this. I was 104 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:14,399 buying Christmas presents and when this year, Yeah, like a couple of weeks 105 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:19,040 ago, I was buying Christmas presents and uh anything, she didn't scan the 106 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:25,399 watch scanned something. Oh my gosh, she put and I'm like, did 107 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:28,879 she did she scan that? So I go back to my car. I 108 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:30,160 look at the receipting and no, she didn't. So I brought back the 109 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,639 gift. I said, hey, look you list the Buffalo Bill's flask and 110 00:07:33,839 --> 00:07:42,079 glasses. That'll be a dollar fifty five. Now, okay, do you 111 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,319 want to know something? Yeah, I would. I have in the past 112 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,759 done the same thing, but I never felt like I was being tested. 113 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,959 I just felt like it was the right thing to do. I can't go 114 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,759 on my conscience feeling like I ripped somebody off, and I know that there 115 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,040 was, and the store is probably not going to miss the nineteen dollars or 116 00:07:57,279 --> 00:08:01,720 whatever, fifty dollars doing business, you know, don't rationalize that. Do 117 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:05,120 the right thing. People, I'm telling you, God's watching you. I 118 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,920 don't know. I just think that your job is to stay buoyant. But 119 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:11,600 I go, there should be a reward for the person that does, say, 120 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:15,040 hey, the bank fucked up. And what about the person that accidentally 121 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:18,160 screwed up the name because they're in a rush, you know, and phelps 122 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:22,600 looks like, I don't know, helps helps until they help myself to the 123 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,720 money, you know what I mean? And so doesn't that person get I 124 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:28,560 don't know, can they get fined ding something? I don't want them to 125 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,199 get fired. I it's a mistake. I had a roommate who got fired 126 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,039 from a bank for a screw up like that. Really, oh yeah, 127 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,960 like you can't screw up that is one thing you could not screw up. 128 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:39,360 You could not screw up people's money. No, you can't. You could 129 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,159 not screw up people. But I understand that even on payroll, like you 130 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,720 can't be off a cent they get Really, I mean, it's well, 131 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:50,960 yeah, because people's livelihood. Yeah all right, yeah, and it's the 132 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,440 business and then it's accounting errors and you gotta go back. Believe me, 133 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,759 I'm learning all that shit of fun right. No, it's not, it's 134 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,039 you want to put some people in this in a stockade? Who's cow? 135 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,679 Oh billy? Once is fifty one thousand dollars? Bag? I did nothing, 136 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,960 nothing wrong. Who knows all my notes? Fifty one thousand dollars would 137 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,519 be a nice little punch in the pocket, Yeah, I would. Didn't 138 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:18,240 we give away fifty one thousand dollars once at CMF or with nine thousand, 139 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:22,080 six hundred and fifty dollars we gave away for like the naming the show. 140 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,600 I think Mike Walla named it right, yes, the break room, yes, 141 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,799 yes that is yeah. We never get fifty week thousands. No, 142 00:09:30,919 --> 00:09:35,320 and we're not giving away fifty cumulatively fifty one thousand, but we're giving No, 143 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:41,559 we're giving a one hundred dollars gift card to the Woodcliff chest Spot go 144 00:09:41,639 --> 00:09:46,559 to Woodcliff Hotel spa dot com. That's what spot dot up. So people 145 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:50,960 are calling five eighty five to zero, six eighty eight sixty six hard to 146 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,320 beat the guy who's whose kid got kicked out at daycare. We got to 147 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,440 get the backstory on this. That is true, that is going to be 148 00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:01,639 Now these are two more coming in and then I weeded out a lot of 149 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:05,720 them. Oh really, yeah, there was somebody tried I should have got 150 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,960 this one person. They tried changing their voice. Hey Bill, this is 151 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:15,279 Kyle. I think that my wife and I could use that. Dipped yourself 152 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:20,080 at the spa at Woodcliffe. We've had quite the month. Our son moved 153 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,919 out a week ago. We moved her, my mother in law and a 154 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,519 sister living this past weekend. Were moving my mother and a senior living this 155 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:35,120 coming month in the two bedrooms in the past two weeks to appease her since 156 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:39,440 there's no kids in the house any longer. And since we've been married, 157 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:43,039 I've never gone into the wife purse either. I think it is her own 158 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:46,600 space. Totally agree with you and the top it all off. I've listened 159 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:52,720 to every bilified podcast since the beginning and love it and I would love to 160 00:10:52,759 --> 00:11:01,440 be Where's the violin in the back? Still? Living in senior living is 161 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,200 expensive? Did he say that he painted two rooms for his wife? Yes, 162 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,080 because the kids out of the house that you know what you want. 163 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:09,320 You want her out of the house for a little while. I'm just saying, 164 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:13,159 I understand, I want to give myself. I want to give myself 165 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,879 a break. Gift yourself. Okay, all right, here's another call. 166 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,120 Five eighty five two zero six eighty eight sixty six. Hey, I'm putting 167 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:26,039 in for the spot because I almost died six weeks ago. When my wife 168 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,200 actually come to ninety one one for me, I put it on your your 169 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,360 post me too. Instead of just letting uh me die on the floor, 170 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:37,840 she actually comes on nine ambulans game got me the hospital, and uh I 171 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:43,519 think I died of a heart attack. So that is my rationale for trying 172 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:50,919 to win the cliff get away. Then I picked a good one and she 173 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:56,200 deserves it. Give me a call, hopefully, I went, she saved 174 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:03,360 your life. You're giving her that? I mean one I got. He 175 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:07,679 saved your life. And let me get this straight. You know, most 176 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,639 people when they find out that they've beaten cancer, right, or they tell 177 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:16,360 you if you have a heart attack, your whole perspective on life changes. 178 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:20,919 Right. This guy doesn't die of a heart attack, and the first thing 179 00:12:20,919 --> 00:12:26,240 he wants to do is call a podcast to win a freak gift card for 180 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:30,480 his wife who saved his life. I like it. I like it. 181 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,200 It's very kind. I'll tell you what. He's honest, Yeah, be 182 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:39,480 honest. It's because you know I Sometimes he'll have more money than I don't 183 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:43,559 know. If your wife saves you, I get it. Now, you 184 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,320 go take her to a nice dinner. There. It'll go toward the dinner, 185 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,360 and that's nice. I got a story, of course, you do. 186 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,840 Back home picture it's Silver Creek, New York. Here we go nineteen. 187 00:12:56,879 --> 00:13:01,519 This guy that we knew, he died of a heart attack. His 188 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:05,279 wife found him on the floor and she didn't call nine one one. And 189 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,399 the reason she didn't call nine one one at first is because he had to 190 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:13,679 live on Eucalyptus Street and she couldn't spell it. One wasn't working. She 191 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,840 said, I'll drag him over to Main Street and I'll meet you there. 192 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:24,720 No, she called. No, she called the dig people and they dug 193 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:28,360 him with grape before like I think, before you dig before you called before 194 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,519 you dig. No. So he used to pretend he was dead all the 195 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,120 time, like he would like lay on the floor like he had a heart 196 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,320 attack, and she'd be like, after the fifth or sixth times, she's 197 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,399 like, all right enough. He would do this routinely. I got the 198 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:43,039 Witherspoon joke, but I would never do that. Well yeah, well he 199 00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:45,519 she goes, come on, quitch screwing around. She kicks them couple of 200 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,519 times. Five minutes go by, She's like, Okay, the joke's over. 201 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:52,919 You've done it one hundred times. He was dead. Now they say 202 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:58,720 the odds were and I think they always tell you that the games to play. 203 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:07,480 Yeah, more barretics and heart attacks. True true story. And I 204 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:09,320 knew this guy too. Him Like what happened? They're like, well, 205 00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:13,440 you had a heart attack. I what do you mean? Well, and 206 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,000 that's where the well story came in. We're like, he used to pull 207 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,440 this stupid prank on his wife that he was dead, lied in the kitchen 208 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:22,440 floor, and funny he thought it was funny. Yeah, that's what I'm 209 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:28,480 saying. That's not funny. Well, she the EMTs told her, hey, 210 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,759 look, there's nothing you could do. But I think they tell everybody 211 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:35,320 that. Of course, tell your joke, because I joke, yeah that 212 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:37,559 you can lift this joke. I tell it. This is an old joke. 213 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,399 I haven't heard it in a while. Yeah, well I think you 214 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,320 have heard it, okay, because I did it on stage. Was it 215 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,159 your joke? No, it's an old joke. I just took it. 216 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,879 No, no, no, it's like an old joke. Yeah, I'll 217 00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:54,759 give you Carlos. These are just old standard jokes. But what I said 218 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:58,159 was, I said, you know they uh, we're out in three one 219 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,440 five and go, hey, I hear you just got nine one one out 220 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,320 here. You know, they were trying to get into all the streets and 221 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,559 stuff. You know, a friend of mine lives out here and uh uh 222 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,960 his wife had a heart attack and he called up and they said, uh, 223 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,000 where do you live? He goes one eleven eucalyptus. They go, 224 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:20,080 sir, we can't find that on our maps, and they said, maybe 225 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:26,600 could help us out. Could you spell it? He goes, uh, 226 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:31,159 uh, tell you what? How about I drag her over to Main Street 227 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,440 to meet you there. Love that joke. I love that joke. I've 228 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,720 never heard that. No, never heard that. No. But then again, 229 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,279 remember that Bob and Tom bit about the deer, and I never heard 230 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,440 that either. I found it. What's the about a deer in a in 231 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,519 a in a telephone booth or something that was alright, I can't what was, 232 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:54,159 but the point was all that was Bob Wolf. But it was an 233 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,320 old one where a guy calls up and says, I'm in a I'm in 234 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,080 a I picked up a deer, a deer in the side of the road 235 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,039 and picked it up, put it in the back. When's you? And 236 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,159 all of a sudden the goddamn thing came alive and kicked out my back. 237 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,320 When't you? And it's bite in the back of my neck? Where's the 238 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,440 deer? Now? I'm in a motherfucking fire. Yeah, so I found 239 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,879 that once, Like, Bill, you gotta hear this audio. You're like, 240 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,720 damns been around for like thirty years. Yeah, but you brought it 241 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:22,240 up out of the here. You're like, this is like it's like generating. 242 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,559 You can pick a point. It was generation. Yes, that's like 243 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,200 so many things that we especially today, Yeah, like that we miss all 244 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:33,320 the time. I always now I had uh, I got a Uh. 245 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,039 There's an old joke that I've always loved to This was uh where a guy 246 00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:45,480 goes to m'connery's and he gets really really like hammer drunk, hammer drunk and 247 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,279 He's sitting there and all of a sudden, he just he pukes down his 248 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:53,000 shirt and he goes, oh my god, shit, my wife is gonna 249 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:59,320 kill me. I'm drunk. I spewed down my shirt. I goes, 250 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,840 tell you what, take ten dollars to put it in your back pocket. 251 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,079 Tell your wife there was another guy here was really drunk. You were helping 252 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,720 him to the bathroom and he threw up on you. But he gave you 253 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:12,279 ten bucks to get your shirt cleaned. It's a great idea. Thanks man, 254 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:17,279 Thanks so much. Guy comes home later that night and his wife goes, 255 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,279 oh my god, what happened to you. He goes, oh, 256 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,599 tells the story. I was helping this guy to the bathroom, and you 257 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:26,000 know he gave me you tell me and gave me ten bucks out of my 258 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:29,720 shirt clean. He reaches his back pocket he pulls out a twenty. She 259 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,400 goes, why do you have a twenty? He goes, because he shipped 260 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:40,960 my pants too. Now you know where I heard you're supposed to tell that 261 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,960 drunk. Yeah. She goes, what's this mill? He goes, I'm 262 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:45,559 sorry, this guy got drunk and sew up all over me. He gave 263 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:49,119 me money twenty dollars and clean mykes shirt. Here's she goes, this is 264 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:52,519 forty dollars. Yeah, he's shit in my pants too. He did a 265 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:56,799 better job. It's a better sell. It's a better sell. You know 266 00:17:56,839 --> 00:18:00,720 where I heard that joke? Was a fallon told it to me. Oh 267 00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:03,440 really, yeah, over FaceTime. We were facetiming during the pandemic, and 268 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,799 I, well, no, it was after that because I was doing something 269 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,039 at the comedy club. He goes, do this one on the stage, 270 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:12,480 so told that I hadn't heard that. No, that is an olde very 271 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,519 old. That's the that's the thing. All right, we uh will take 272 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:21,279 a moment uh coming up earlier today. By the way, I think we'll 273 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:26,039 give these two guys each gift card. Yeah, okay, and then the 274 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,279 one from last week. But I'll see if we get a hold of him, 275 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:30,440 all right, Yeah, and maybe we'll wrap this up. Well, 276 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,119 we'll give it another day. If you want to take a shot, you 277 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,400 got to beat the guys that you heard today. You hear the kid who 278 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,880 got thrown. I tell you, I'm gonna put a group text of the 279 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,720 women I know because they're gonna want Woodcliffe and they're gonna give you some very 280 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:45,000 very good reason I would love what I would love that. I would love 281 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:49,559 to see them at the is It to zero six to zero six eighty eight 282 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:56,599 sixty six earlier today carry the Food and Beverage director at the Woodcliffe Hotel and 283 00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:59,640 Spots Dot Buy. And this conversation has some value to it. We will 284 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,559 get into that next. Victor Chrysler Dodge jeep Ram Rude ninety six and Victor, 285 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:04,440 you know, as we approach the end of the year and we're gonna 286 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,440 be getting into winter, kind of the ugly part of winter, you know, 287 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,599 when you get into those dark days of January and February and you just 288 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,480 gotta make sure you can get from A to B and something safe and reliable. 289 00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:18,920 You're gonna find it at Victor Chrysler dodgejeep Ram. It's a state of 290 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,359 the art facility with the state of the art staff, and they understand that 291 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,920 if you're a family, well what happens. You got needs? Sometimes they 292 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,839 change, you got a budget, sometimes that doesn't. There could be another 293 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,759 kid that's coming along. You need something bigger. They're gonna work with you 294 00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,880 at Victor Chrysler dodgejeep Ram and you can do a little homework before you get 295 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:41,680 there by looking at their fantastic website at victorcdjr dot com. That's Victor cdjr 296 00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:45,000 dot com, where you can learn more about their year end sales event Victor 297 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,720 Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram. If you're a truck person, I highly recommend the 298 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:55,920 Laramie Whoh. The Ram Laramie Woh talk about luxury and rugged all in one. 299 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,759 Find it at Victor Chrysler Dodgejeep Ram Rude ninety six Holiday season at Jimmy 300 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:06,839 Z's Gift cards available at any increment, Perfect Stocking Stuff for Plates and Shakes 301 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,799 dot com. Full Send Skiing out Door in Canandagua knows you can hear this, 302 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:19,359 it's the mountains calling. But is your gear read? Full Send CEO 303 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:25,240 Zach Hallitz says people don't realize how important it is. You know, your 304 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:27,960 skis, your snowboards, everything needs to be serviced every year. Full Send 305 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:33,079 Skiing Outdoor. We'll make sure your gear is in the perfect condition for the 306 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:40,559 conditions. It's very important to get that stuff done before the season because when 307 00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,279 the snowfalls, everybody wants to get out there. You don't want to be 308 00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:45,319 put out of delay. That's why now is the time to bring your gear 309 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:49,880 into full send Skiing Outdoor one seventy five Main Street, Canandagua or call five 310 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,920 eighty five three four zero seventy four to sixty nine when the snowfalls. We 311 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,839 want you out there and enjoin the sport. So we make sure that we 312 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:02,200 have a three to five day turn around and start the season with your gear 313 00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:06,240 in top shape with full sense Skiing Outdoor. See more at full Send Skiing 314 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:10,359 Outdoor dot com. Carblestone on Mean dot com. Comedy at the Carlson has 315 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,200 exactly what you need this holiday season. Laughter Tonight, a special show with 316 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:18,720 the very funny comedian Jordan Jensen. Every time I tell people I have lesbian 317 00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:21,440 moms, there's always one person in the conversation who's like, wait, so 318 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,119 if you have okay, so wait so if your mom's okay, so okay, 319 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,279 first of all, good for you. That's me at a fall lest 320 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,079 if you're so okay, So if you're so, if you're alive, okay. 321 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:33,319 So you didn't ever have a dad, And my guy had to dad. 322 00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:34,839 He was pissed at his wife was gay, but he was there all 323 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,440 right. He was bummed about it, which we get right. That makes 324 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,960 sense except for one little thing. The way that my father met my mother. 325 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,319 This is one hundred percent true. He was the coach of her rugby 326 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:52,400 team. Okay, catch Jordan Jensen tonight Wednesday, December twentieth Comedy at the 327 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,119 Carlson and check out our half hour special on YouTube Jordan Jensen Comedy at the 328 00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:11,559 Carlson. Get your tickets at Carlsoncomedy dot com. One. On Christmas, 329 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:26,319 just want I don't care about the present Christmas, Carrie. I think you're 330 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:30,440 in the wrong career. I think you're in the wrong career. That was 331 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:36,839 really good. Carry's gone full on for Riah. Thank you ry to carry 332 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,559 Carrie. You know, well, there it is, there it is. 333 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,440 Did you do talent shows or anything in high school or like even middle school? 334 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:45,000 You did, didn't you? Yeah? I was in Joseph in the 335 00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:49,000 Amazing Technicolor Dream Coade. Okay, where did you go with Donny Asmond? 336 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,440 But Sam Harris, I went to Fairport. Wait wait wait wait wait wait, 337 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,519 Sam Harris, you did it like in a big yeah, Rochester auditorium. 338 00:22:57,839 --> 00:23:02,559 How did that happen? Well, you know, we had the choir, 339 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,640 the Fairport Choir. We auditioned, okay, and so we were selected. 340 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,000 That's what they did at the time when they traveled, they would get 341 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:15,680 local children to sing in the choir. Oh yeah, it's a very great 342 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,920 memory. Yeah, that is a really cool memory. Your parents had to 343 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,039 be out of their mind. They say, your whole family, go with 344 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,039 the video camera and the whole thing. What year was this, like, 345 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,960 name my gosh, two thousand. Well I graduated in two thousand from Fairport, 346 00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:33,880 so it would have been a few years before about I think sixth grade 347 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,640 we were in. It was the sixth to eighth grade Martha Brown Choir. 348 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:42,160 Oh wow. Also, yeah, it's really an impressionable age. So was 349 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,680 the idea then, and I know Carrie, by the way, is the 350 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,319 head of food and beverage at the Woodcliffe Hotel and Spa. But was the 351 00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:55,559 idea then that maybe acting or singing or did it have that kind of inspiration 352 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:00,359 sues you always as a little kid want to be a Broadway star. Yeah, 353 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,640 you know, I think a few a few of us from there went 354 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,720 on to you know, have a passion for music. Well, Fairport is 355 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,400 the is the home of Philip Seymour Hoffman. I mean, how big a 356 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,599 why are teacher also taught Philip seymour Hoffen. Yeah, moment at the time. 357 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:18,799 So I would think that sometimes those things are certainly impactful. Right when 358 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:22,400 you're young, you see all this stuff and you, uh, I'm just 359 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,880 adjusting a camera there. You kind of it kind of had a real impression 360 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,839 on you. Oh. Yes, absolutely, so it seems like, okay, 361 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,160 so that's a lot of positive energy you got there. That's good energy. 362 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:40,079 So I'm thinking that this energy is then translated to the Woodcliffe Hotel and 363 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,880 Spot as the food and beverage director. Yes, you know, I love 364 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:51,119 hospitality. Our team there is just incredible hospitality professionals, and you know, 365 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:53,880 chef Matt Lawrence, we're actually stacking the deck with just a bunch of fair 366 00:24:53,960 --> 00:25:00,799 Portians. He's also a Fairport graduate and recently returned to woodc left just a 367 00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:04,599 few weeks ago. Really yeah, he had the Green Lantern Okay, yeah, 368 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:11,519 if you remember the Cellar restaurant there, and just very talented. So 369 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:17,400 him and I are recently brought on board and we're building this incredible team and 370 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,799 we're really excited. It's really impressive when you go over there. The Spot 371 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:25,480 self just as if you just wanted to go just for the day. Man, 372 00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:26,960 that is so great. We had someone on the pod last night who 373 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,559 said that she went with her mom and her sister and what a great day. 374 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,720 And they had prosecco as they're waiting in between and services and just the 375 00:25:36,079 --> 00:25:40,000 rooms are so great. But you kind of forget that there's this I call 376 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,200 it a hidden gem, and it's it's not hidden, but it's got the 377 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,599 golf course and then in the winters, you know, it's snowing lightly as 378 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,799 we as we tape this today, you've got snowshoeing and cross country. But 379 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:55,200 I love that you're in hospitality because I can see it. I can see 380 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,680 it like I have a I'm picturing in my head. Your entire home is 381 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:03,480 decorated probably as well or if not better than the Woodcliff itself. Yes, 382 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,880 a little overboard. Yeah, is it fun though? And you seem to 383 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,839 bring that energy and that's the kind of stuff you want. It's a very 384 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,720 welcoming feeling when you go into the Woodcliff and stuff. My brother works for. 385 00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:18,519 I don't know if you ever heard of the Cliff House. It's in 386 00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:22,799 Maine and he's in charge of like there are basically room rates and all that 387 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:26,240 kind of stuff, but it's a beautiful and it is. It's one of 388 00:26:26,279 --> 00:26:29,880 these things where when you're in hospitality, you just go out of your way 389 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,359 to make people happy. Well, I like how you said the hidden gem. 390 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,680 You know, I really think of Woodcliff as the secret Garden. Okay, 391 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:42,440 especially post pandemic. You know, you have a lot of places that 392 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:48,160 are just starting to come alive again, and there's so much potential. So 393 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:53,400 the Spies you mentioned is newly renovated. It's jaw dropping gorgeous. Yeah, 394 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:57,400 I walked through there. I was really really impressed. It is just beautiful. 395 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:04,960 They redid the Tranquility room that was my favorite, right just because looking 396 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:10,319 out over the you forget what a beautiful view that is there. Yes, 397 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,880 and even oh my gosh, I love it when it is raining or storming 398 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:18,759 with the big windows. It's just incredible. You know, in the salt 399 00:27:18,799 --> 00:27:23,119 wall, the Himali and salt and brand new massage rooms and of course full 400 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,759 service is impressive. I forgot about that. That is an impressious thing. 401 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,920 But you go to the food and beverage side, that wine room, yes, 402 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:37,960 that is something jealous You have not been to Woodcliffe recently. It is 403 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:44,279 just absolutely beautiful and of course what's inside is even more beautiful. So yeah, 404 00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:47,839 I'm a Somalier and that was what areasons that I you know, looked 405 00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:52,319 at Woodcliffe too. Is just we really have no restrictions, you know, 406 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,960 we can you know, get the most beautiful wines and stock whatever we want, 407 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,319 which is it's unique, you know, not being a flag property, 408 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:07,319 we have such flexibility the chef and I to just be creative. So we'll 409 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:11,680 be bringing on Living Roots Winery. I'm not sure if you're familiar with them. 410 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,559 Living Rooms is downtown Rochester. Yes, they have an urban winery ye, 411 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,480 as well as in the Finger Lakes. And so my mom and I 412 00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:22,799 grew up downstate, but my mom and dad went to college here and then 413 00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:26,960 I followed my dad footsteps and went to college here. And my mom still 414 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,559 has a lot of friends when they come up and they were at Living Roots. 415 00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:32,440 One of them is a member. You can become a member, Yes, 416 00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:36,680 of course you could become a member. I'm a member of several wineries, 417 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:41,480 are you really Yes, you have to be And again I really support 418 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,920 local, which I think is you know why I'm here today to just talk 419 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,240 about Woodcliff. It's about nine minutes from here. The world should go. 420 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,400 Well, that's I agree with you, and I think that sometimes we get 421 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,799 so caught up in our day to day lives right around now, you know, 422 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,160 the holidays and things, and when you've got little kids. You know, 423 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,000 I remember one of my guys, My two oldest guys are sixteen months 424 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:06,799 apart, right, Yeah, and then I had one ten years after all 425 00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,960 that, So there were three guys and it would just be crazy and chaotic 426 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,519 and you'd be running in this and the stress that would come when you just 427 00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:15,680 wanted to get away and you're like, well, where can I go? 428 00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:18,960 And what can I It's right there, it's right there. And the parking 429 00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:25,680 So I owned a restaurant downtown and previously, and I just I feel so 430 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,599 lucky here at Woodcliff because parking is such a non issue. There is a 431 00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:34,599 huge parking lot. It's so easy. You know, there's valet as well, 432 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,720 but you know there's three huge parking lot. I think Rochesterians love that. 433 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,519 Yeah, it's a good thing to keep in mind when you want to 434 00:29:41,559 --> 00:29:45,599 just pop into the hotel lobby bar. My son was, Yeah, that's 435 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,440 The other thing is so well, let's get back to my son when he 436 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:52,680 was graduating from high school, was during the pandemic, and so he came 437 00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:56,599 over to where I was living, and all of a sudden, the power 438 00:29:56,599 --> 00:30:00,920 went out. So I called over to the woodcliff. I got a room, 439 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:03,680 I'm not kidding, and he got ready if he had to wear a 440 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,680 tux and everything for his high school graduation. And then it wasn't the way 441 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,000 they normally did it. I think it was outside on the field and I 442 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,279 couldn't watch, and it's really strange. You could watch online or whatever, 443 00:30:15,599 --> 00:30:18,319 but all of that really did set back. The hospitality industry was the one 444 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,960 that was hurt the most with that stuff. Oh yes, absolutely, So, 445 00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:25,599 you know, it's it's taking a while, but it's you know, 446 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:33,240 there's just such exciting things happening with the renovation. It's it's a thrilling time 447 00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:36,519 because it's, you know, post pandemic. All of that is done. 448 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,119 People are ready to celebrate again. The hotel is the busiest it's ever been. 449 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,000 Yeah, tell me about being a say it again Somali? Yeah, 450 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:49,359 because I always say it like I think I go almost suoner wrestler, say 451 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,759 it again, this is Somalier, So that's passionate for wine, but you 452 00:30:55,759 --> 00:31:00,559 know Somalier. But to be certified, I mean that's almost like pedigree, 453 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:02,640 right, I mean, I know, let's put it in pretty base. 454 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,440 But you are able to taste, you can tell the difference. I have 455 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,519 always joked that if I took a ten dollars bottle of wine and a ninety 456 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:15,000 dollars bottle of wine, I don't believe I could tell the difference. Really, 457 00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:18,039 I don't know. I've never done it, so I don't know. 458 00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:22,359 But now there's a lot of tasting, even to a blind taste water you 459 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,039 do, yeah, the different waters and yeah, so it's blind quality. 460 00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:32,160 Yes, absolutely, See, this is what's very interesting. I love that 461 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,519 they that that's over a woodlift. So tell me about like when you're looking 462 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:40,359 for wines and things where we find wines from New York State. We're in 463 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,640 a really wonderful region of finger Lakes and a lot of the ice wines and 464 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:51,279 things. We have a lot of local relationships and we're building more and there's 465 00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:52,640 you know, just such an opportunity. But of course, you know, 466 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,359 we do local draft beer too, so you know, we really because we're 467 00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:01,880 a full service hotel have to have the offerings that please, you know, 468 00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:07,359 a wide variety of people. You certainly find your Opus and kmus and you 469 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:12,680 know, very fine wines, but there'll be some local treasures in there too 470 00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:15,400 that we're still building upon. Right. So let's say somebody is looking, 471 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,480 uh for a gift for someone? Yeah, no, no, But like 472 00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:22,440 let's say I have I have somebody and it's a gift. I can get 473 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:30,119 a gift card of probably different denominations at Woodcliffe Hotel SPA dot com. Yes, 474 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,160 absolutely, you can do it online and it'll be mailed, or you 475 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,880 can a lot of people stop and they're just pulling right up, stopping in 476 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,319 our front desk can generate that and then you can can be used anywhere. 477 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:45,720 Our winter romance packages, well, we have a lot of room packages available 478 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:50,920 right now, so even wellness, you know you mentioned we have all the 479 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,680 trails and we're up until literally Woodcliff, it's woods up on the cliff, 480 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,759 so there's a lot of packages. So I would recommend too you have someone 481 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:02,079 so for a gift, it doesn't just have to be the SPA. The 482 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,599 gift card can go for the restaurant, for the lounge, I mean, 483 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:10,599 it's what a great way to give somebody a little escape. Yeah right, 484 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,720 a little getaway without really having to go too far, absolutely, which I 485 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,160 think is fantastic. Over a lot of folks don't realize we are open for 486 00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:23,440 breakfast as well. We have a beautiful upscale breakfast. So being a full 487 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,599 service hotel, yeah, we have just a wide variety of offerings, so 488 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:31,759 it's not just the rooms and not just a spa. We are you know, 489 00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:35,880 So it was the golfer hitting all the links, Yeah, it was 490 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,000 anybody. I think people were out playing last weekend. Yeah, it was 491 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:44,960 still warm here in the sift. There are oh yes, people just take 492 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,319 the walk the course and just still keep after it every opportunity they get the 493 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,359 nine whole course. Okay, yeah, that's very nice. People do breakfast 494 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:57,480 and then hit the golf course or play golf and then come in for you 495 00:33:57,519 --> 00:34:01,279 know, the burger at the bar, and yeah, how about weddings and 496 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:06,799 things. I know it's very very popular, but I'm sure books pretty quickly. 497 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:13,280 It does book very quickly. We have this beautiful event center, yeah, 498 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:19,280 and two outdoor areas for ceremonies, so, you know, very extremely 499 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,840 busy. We're very lucky, you know, to host these brides each year. 500 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:27,079 Yeah, that is it. Volume. It's such a beautiful spot and 501 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,880 so close to you know, if you're on your way to East View Mall, 502 00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:34,480 you're driving, if you're coming from the west side of things, you're 503 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,400 gonna pass right by it. And when you go up there, you kind 504 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,840 of go, oh, wow, I've gotten away, and you're right. 505 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,320 It's open for dinner, come in, live music some nights, live music 506 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,840 Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Wow. And right now for New Year's Eve 507 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:55,719 we have Roses and Revolution, one of our regular performers. Revolution do a 508 00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:00,440 lot of tailor shrift. Okay, yeah, are you a swift? Ye, 509 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:06,760 I'm a closet swift. I can't really let on. I'd be like 510 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,559 my age. They look at me and go, you're entering creep time here. 511 00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:14,440 No. I only know that because I think they have played a friend 512 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,320 of mine's brewery a few times. Oh for three heads you got, yeah, 513 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,000 yeah, yeah. So we're lucky to have them, you know. 514 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,800 They call it a weekly. Yeah, they come in weekly. They come 515 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,840 in weekly, and we have them on for New Year's Eve and so Thursday, 516 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,920 Friday and Saturday there's live music so I would assume there's a New Year's 517 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,960 Eve package. Then yeah, it sounds like we rehearse this. We didn't 518 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:40,440 know, We didn't right into that. Yeah, it's an excellent package. 519 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,280 There's a beautiful like I said, Chef Matt is new to us and he 520 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:50,079 has put together a gorgeous menu for New Year's Eve. Of course they'll be 521 00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:53,800 champagne flowing, and like we said, Roses and Revolution will be playing. 522 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,360 But the room, you know, at the late checkout the next day and 523 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,639 breakfast included. Yeah. Yeah, so it's really great take advantage of that 524 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,480 kind of stuff because you know, when you're looking for things, safety is 525 00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,960 a big deal, right and we and we you know, certainly there's no 526 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:13,559 excuse anymore with uber or anything. But even that gets expensive. Why not 527 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,880 just take the money, invest and enjoy the entire night, not don't worry 528 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,039 about it, get up late the next day, enjoy the breakfast, enjoy 529 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:24,039 the scenery, and find something or rediscover. I'll say that because I think 530 00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:28,400 people are familiar with Woodcliffe but maybe just haven't been there in a while, 531 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,599 and you kind of rediscover something that is fantastic and has a whole lot of 532 00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:37,440 new energy in there yet. So we're making so many changes and you know, 533 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:42,719 I'm excited to be on board to just bring it. I'm very connected. 534 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,000 I'm from Fairport, I live locally, as does our chef, and 535 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:51,320 we just are so excited to, you know, bring it to the next 536 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,840 level. What is say it against so might Somalia? Amalia? Why do 537 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,239 I screw that up? And you ask the guys to do the podcast with 538 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,039 me? I can't. That's like one I always mess up. I know, 539 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:05,440 but in your head, you can't. Where do you Where do you 540 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,920 go to get certified for that? How? What's the test? That's a 541 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,480 big test, the Court of the Master Somaliers. So I was fortunate to 542 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:17,039 be able to do it in Canadaigua Okay, they had a class there a 543 00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:21,559 few years ago. But yeah, even in my class, people had traveled 544 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,440 from all over the last You kind of go where the classes are available and 545 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,920 held and how long does it take? Oh, it's not too long. 546 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,079 I mean I like to say, you really should go in there with a 547 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:37,920 base of knowledge. So it really just depends on how much you study. 548 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,400 So for me, it was, you know, I passed the first time, 549 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:45,119 and it just people So people don't pass. People don't pass, and 550 00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:52,199 they also you stand in they get drunk after they get so you were all 551 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,519 standing there and they you know, it's it's like a pinning. You could 552 00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:58,760 a pin and you know, but everyone's standing there. So it's very obvious 553 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,840 if you're yeah, oh so I do I know some people who didn't pass? 554 00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:07,960 Really yeah? And do you find out like why or like how close 555 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,519 you were or how close you were? Well, I think you know, 556 00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:13,920 if you take and you spend the money on it, you know you certainly 557 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,920 want to then learn from your mistakes. Sure, yeah, and see why 558 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,599 did I get wrong? It's a big deal to me. I mean, 559 00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:22,480 I think to most people, I think it's No. I do. I 560 00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:27,079 think it's a big deal because you'll see things like you go into a liquor 561 00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:30,519 store right ninety points whatever. I think it was, Yeah, I don't 562 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:32,719 know. Sounds good, sounds good? What does that mean? And then 563 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,039 when it's someone who can educate you on that, I think it's a really 564 00:38:37,119 --> 00:38:38,920 nice thing. And I'll tell you that the wine room there is very impressive. 565 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,960 And I do I'm a big fan of like heavier reds, Tuscans and 566 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,519 and you know, cab not so much more low but cab and uh, 567 00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:53,079 poor poor Merlou just got a bad rap for it. Why you know it 568 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:59,119 was I think that movie years ago. Oh gosh, I can't remember it. 569 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,679 I just like it. Have just taste better. Well. I love 570 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,440 camp too. It just kind of seems to envelope your tongue a little bit 571 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,519 better, you know what I mean. It's like coming stuck, going to 572 00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:14,079 get it. I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna become I'm gonna do nothing 573 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:17,320 with it. You do a lot of studying, and studying is really and 574 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,920 you know, enjoying and different. Sure, and you get to learn and 575 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,880 then do you I'm sure when you travel and stuff. Oh yeah, have 576 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,440 you been out to California? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah, that's pretty cool. 577 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,960 That's very good. I think the knowledge and the fact that the Woodcliffe 578 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,320 has that, and I'm sure everybody on the staff then is very aware of 579 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:42,119 the wines and we you know, really look towards educating our team too. 580 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,599 That's what a parding, you know, if they want to. And I 581 00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:49,719 don't know, have you been to the bar recently? We get these too. 582 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:55,840 Amazing. Andy and Christy are just incredible bartenders. Andy, I uh 583 00:39:57,639 --> 00:40:01,079 saw an action. Okay, yes, any big personality, but very nice 584 00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:05,079 cat. And it was just it's a It makes it fun. Yeah, 585 00:40:05,079 --> 00:40:07,159 it makes you fun. It makes it a lot of fun. Tell you 586 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,599 when I say there's an energy, I mean that in like the best way. 587 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,639 It's just night. You walk in there and you feel like you've kind 588 00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:16,719 of gone far away, but you haven't. And you can go in for 589 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,400 a night, an evening and dinner. You can go to the spa, 590 00:40:20,639 --> 00:40:22,840 you can stay overnight. You've got a lot of options and it's all right 591 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:27,039 there and you can always find out more at Woodcliffe Hotel, spa dot com. 592 00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:32,079 Absolutely, how's that did great? I think we just wrapped it. 593 00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:35,639 It's a wrap. It's a wrap. So we go back to the Mariah. 594 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,360 We'll have Mariah Carey sing us out. Maybe you can you can pick 595 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:53,519 it back up there. Here we go B TB. Wood Fire Pizza and 596 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:57,519 Grill in the mall at Grease Ridge. Why not take a load off if 597 00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:01,159 you're out there doing some holiday shop and swing by get yourself a merry margarita. 598 00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:05,000 Even the name sounds happy, right, you get some of that holiday 599 00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,719 stress. He sucked back a little tequila triple set Cranberry Sour Mix, Fresh 600 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:12,599 Lines and Cranberry's Oh so good. Bring a friend and get a shareable. 601 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,639 Shareables are great. You gotta try the Dorito Mozarelli sticks with spicy ranch. 602 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:21,159 It's on special this month. I mean, can you believe we're already halfway 603 00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:23,079 through the month. We're already halfway through the month. Look, they're gonna 604 00:41:23,079 --> 00:41:28,679 be open from four until eight on Christmas. So if you're looking to just 605 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,800 get a little escape, or maybe you got some cousins you want to get 606 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,119 out of the house under the watchful eye of the ants and the uncles, 607 00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:39,159 head down to bTB. Why don't you try the Flight of Soups while you're 608 00:41:39,199 --> 00:41:44,199 there, Or maybe you're into a I don't know, the Martine, the 609 00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:46,440 Month, the sleigh belt. Whatever you're gonna do, btb's got you covered. 610 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,320 And they got fifty TVs. Not a bad place to see the game, 611 00:41:51,519 --> 00:41:53,480 even the game. On Saturday night, bTB would fire pizza and grill 612 00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:58,400 in the mall at Greece Ridge. Back of All Trades the name says it 613 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:04,079 all five A five two ninety two eighteen and Mack of all Trades dot net 614 00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:07,400 at Circuit Law. They've helped families get back to what matters most to them. 615 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,079 You know, this is the time of year where a lot of people 616 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:14,000 make changes within the family structure. So whether you're facing divorce or child custody 617 00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:16,719 or any other family law matter, you're gonna want a carrying attorney by your 618 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:22,199 side who's able to guide you through all these sensitive matters. That's exactly what 619 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,960 you get at Circuit Law family law issues. Oh, they're very emotional and 620 00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:30,079 circum and Circuit Law in Pittsford understands that they're highly experienced, compassionate family law 621 00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:35,679 attorneys will work tirelessly each day for the betterment of not just you but your 622 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,639 family. So whether you're considering a divorce, in the process of diving assets, 623 00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:43,159 dealing with custody issues, or any family spouse related legal matter, you 624 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,960 can have the utmost confidence in circuit and circus experience and professionalism. So while 625 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,679 you're trying to figure all things out and need a little direction, call Circuit 626 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,920 Circuit to find out how they may help, or to schedule an appointment with 627 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,840 one of their attorneys at five eight five three eight five twenty five ten. 628 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:04,519 You can also email them in complete confidence through their website's contact page at Circuitlaw 629 00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:07,679 dot com, the Little Speedshop dot com. Red White and Brew, which 630 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,000 you can find out more about online, Red White and Brew Rock. That's 631 00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:15,000 Red White and Brew roc dot com. As you're making clients to entertain family 632 00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:19,480 and friends over the holidays, go down to one forty seven State Street and 633 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,559 check out Red White and Brew. It's a tap and tasting room that deals 634 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,280 with New York states. You get New York State wines, New York State 635 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,440 distilleries, New York State breweries. It's all in one place. You get 636 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,000 a flight, you get a charcuterie board, you discuss the different things you're 637 00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:37,119 tasting. You talk to Omar and the staff. They can explain everything to 638 00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:40,199 you. It's a great time. What a way to entertain family and friends. 639 00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:58,519 Red White and Brew find out more Red White and Brewrock dot com. 640 00:43:58,599 --> 00:44:07,679 Two Day for the ones that do not know the love, the lost and 641 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:15,400 all that shoes No and they rushed to buy Presidents always on the go. 642 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:24,000 Some say Merry Christmas, but some it's just show. But I believe he 643 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:34,599 was born for you and me, virgin mother and a manger two fulfilled prophecy. 644 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:45,519 On his birthday, I hope we remember Jesus singing Merry Christmas. Danny's 645 00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:52,960 looking around. This is Danny's looking around. What a hell you're gonna No, 646 00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:54,760 I'm waiting for the I'm waiting for the punch. There's no punch. 647 00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:59,639 I never heard. Friend of his, a friend of mine and produced and 648 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,559 recorded. This is Jamie Kuchinelli. Okay, friend of mine for many years. 649 00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:08,519 It's Jamiecott Lest you sinners no, because like, okay, so Bill 650 00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:10,920 would do that, and I'll get into it that he would like like pull 651 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,079 a joke, like pull a fast like you were, Tommy were like you 652 00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:19,840 know you. I was stunt you and Kevin pulled last week on my emotions. 653 00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:22,360 I thought maybe you were like pulling another like you. By the way, 654 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,960 all Kevin going, there's little go and then he could turn around and 655 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,960 go, well, you said it was over, So he really was upset. 656 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,599 The fuck knows and who honestly, who cares? You know? I 657 00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:34,239 just want to I just want to. I just want to say something. 658 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,440 At the end of Thursday's podcast, he said, that's why Christian shouldn't talk. 659 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,079 And I was like, I wasn't talking. I said, on the 660 00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:44,079 podcast you listened to every day if we're talking crap, I'd be like, 661 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:45,360 hey, Billy, after the podcast, I gotta tell you something about Kevin. 662 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:47,719 Oh so he got he kind of you said, that's what you get 663 00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,079 for talking. I'm like, I wasn't talking joke. We don't Kevin. 664 00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:55,599 We all love you. That's a So is he a songwriter? What does 665 00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:59,440 he do? He's playing guitarre for many years. It's a song about Jesus 666 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,239 and Christmas and love you have forgot and uh. I listened to it yesterday, 667 00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,960 put it on his Facebook page and I shared it on mine and I 668 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,800 asked you to play it. I send it to you earlier I put it 669 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,719 in Yeah, I figured, so that's cool. Take a listen to this 670 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,760 on YouTube? Is Jamie Kuchinelli? Does Jamie play out anywhere? That's like 671 00:46:17,199 --> 00:46:22,000 what I think he had bands way back in the day in eighty eight, 672 00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:23,719 eighty nine. I think. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, it's 673 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,639 like way back, but he probably don't like that old. He's my age, 674 00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:30,519 he's fifty three. Well he keeps his shape. I'm I'm like me 675 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,920 and and then you could be his driver when he's you know what he's got. 676 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,480 He's got Jesus, he does. So you ain't got you get Jesus. 677 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,840 How do you know I'm telling you what he's coming back to seeing you? 678 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,960 I'm telling you, Hey, I'll tell you right now. I'm very 679 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,800 private with how I interact with God. I don't I don't like it. 680 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,840 Well I think so, yeah, yeah, I mean he's coming back. 681 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,119 So I don't mind people that, you know, I go to this church, 682 00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:53,360 I go to that church. You should really get into it. I'm 683 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,519 like, you know, that's a very spiritual person. Every day he's coming 684 00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,239 back. Get touched with signs? Are there? Man? He's coming back? 685 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,920 Does Christmas bring out the best of the worst in people? You think 686 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:07,639 both? I hate I hate giving you the stock answer, but both. 687 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,239 Like I've told you this, And my wife actually reminded me of this last 688 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,960 week. She goes, hey, Saturday is coming. I go, yeah, 689 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:16,320 is this when you're going to make your annual pilgrimage to Target and see 690 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:21,039 all the moms counseling each other in the aisles. I brought this up a 691 00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:23,039 year ago. If you go to Target, is on what Target? I'm 692 00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:25,960 not going to one in Greece, but the one in Fairport. That's a 693 00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:30,840 show. Baby. Well, okay, yeah, oh dude, so they're 694 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,559 all dressed up. Well, here's the thing. So two or three years 695 00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:37,440 in a row, I end up buying like Christmas presents, like the Saturday 696 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:42,280 before Christmas for my nieces and nephews and stuff. And you buy toys and 697 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,480 stuff at Target, and I'll go in and three straight years the Saturday before 698 00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:50,840 Christmas, there were so many women counseling each other. You know what, 699 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:57,199 It's not your fault. You work so hard every aisle. No, my 700 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,559 point is is that it's so stressful, but the women like Jesus. No. 701 00:48:00,679 --> 00:48:04,920 My point is is that if you want to see somebody, I want 702 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,320 to bring this to Target and play it on my phone and walk around. 703 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,719 It's not your fault. Do you want to go in the changing room? 704 00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:15,840 Do you want to see what six and a half inches and glitter looks like? 705 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:20,679 How about I nail you to the wall. That's terrible? What see 706 00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:24,960 you set it up? Nobody? I guess my point. I got to 707 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,440 have love and laughter. Yes, it's like the holidays are so stressful that 708 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,960 these women find each other and they just unload all their problems at the Target. 709 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,159 I unloaded all my problems out a woman once you did, yeah, 710 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:43,119 and then the commercial was over, back to a wonderful world. Well, 711 00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:45,800 there's a lot of pressure, and I think the the idea of being merry 712 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,119 and bright, it's to be hard and then if you're not, hey, 713 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:52,039 let me tell you if you're not marrying bright those other eleven months. Yeah, 714 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:54,800 I'm not expecting to be but because I know it's going to be all 715 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:59,000 fake. But I think for a lot of worse for moms though, it's 716 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:02,519 a lot. I think there's unreasonable expectations set by family. You know, 717 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,239 or you remember it. Sometimes the memory is a little sweeter than the reality 718 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,960 was. As a kid, my mom did this. You know, your 719 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:15,400 mom might have been like pulling her hair out behind the scenes, I'd tell 720 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,000 you Life Sketch with Matt Damon were like they, oh it was a great 721 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:22,360 day. They show, but it's it's it seems like, I don't know, 722 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,039 when you go back, people were able to keep their emotions hitching better. 723 00:49:27,159 --> 00:49:30,800 Yeah, like kids weren't aware. You weren't aware. Now the folks 724 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,440 were drinking all the time. There's no d wis. They're going from house 725 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,639 party the house party, house party with their bosses, a codec and Xerox 726 00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:42,280 get loaded. They had nothing to worry about. The Christmas bonuses they were 727 00:49:43,159 --> 00:49:45,559 right. God only knows. When Clark Griswold asked, how'd you make it 728 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:50,840 look so easy? I had a lot of Daniels, of course. According 729 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:57,079 to the American Psychological Association, thirty eight percent of people surveyed said their stress 730 00:49:57,199 --> 00:50:00,280 increased during the holiday season, which can lead to physical illness, depression, 731 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:07,320 anxiety, and substance misuse. So not abuse misuse. Yes. The reasons 732 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,519 given include lack of time. You feel like you don't have enough time to 733 00:50:10,519 --> 00:50:15,599 get everything done, financial pressure, gift giving, and family gatherings. A 734 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:19,960 lot of stress was in family that you can really get there. Oh yeah, 735 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,519 And I never understood as a kid, like you would hear people talk 736 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,599 about the holiday blues, and I'd be like, how could you feel blue 737 00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:30,000 this time of year. You're getting gifts, it's coming, everything's great. 738 00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:34,239 You're sleeping alone? You're sleeping alone? Well, I mean, being single 739 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,440 is a big depression. And I got older and I had a family, 740 00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:40,360 and then I made changes within my family, and like this morning last night, 741 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,440 my middle son, who goes to college here, was going back down 742 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,199 to his mom. He goes, Can I come over stay with you? 743 00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,119 Will you drive me to the airport? What time is your flight? Five 744 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,559 forty five? All right, no problem. So that means we got to 745 00:50:53,639 --> 00:50:58,280 leave by like three point thirty. Yeah, probably, okay, what time 746 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,280 you coming over? I should be there you around eight thirty nine o'clock. 747 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,440 I said, all right, we'll be doing the podcast, and uh, 748 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:07,440 but no problem. Nine comes, ten comes still cleaning my dorm room. 749 00:51:08,159 --> 00:51:10,880 It's a room, by the way, it's a room, and I probably 750 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,480 not even the size of this room. I got, I got laundry, 751 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,360 I got I'm trying to get done all this. Shows up at like midnight. 752 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,000 I give him his gift, and then I go, we gotta go 753 00:51:21,039 --> 00:51:22,760 to bed, bud, because you gotta be up in three and a half 754 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,119 hours to get to the plane. Go to bed, get up. That 755 00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:27,840 was it. I think I dropped him off at the airport, and I 756 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,960 was still kind of dazed and out of it, and this really bothered me 757 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,599 all day. I don't think I gave him a hug goodbye or anything. 758 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,760 I think I helped him out with his suitcases, said, uh, all 759 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:44,000 right, see I don't even remember like him. I felt like shit all 760 00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:47,199 day up later, I didn't, so I texted playing the song. I 761 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:52,039 texted, I text and I gotta tell you, like it's been bugging me. 762 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,519 That's been hard. It gets harder now because I'm gonna go spend Christmas 763 00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:59,639 with my mom who had hip surgery, and it's just she and I and 764 00:51:59,679 --> 00:52:01,559 she's me, what do you want for Christmas Eve dinner? Should we get 765 00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:05,400 filame him out? You're gonna have to cook it though, because I can't 766 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,920 stand. I'm going two words, why do I do it? Two words? 767 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:13,920 Cracker burrel so so uh? I text him and I go, uh 768 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,440 hey, man, uh safe? You know? Did you arrive safely? 769 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:22,559 And I get back yeah, y e A, that's it now. I 770 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,079 think it's a kid. It's a twenty one year old guy, a big 771 00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:27,920 deal. But I I was like, oh, it was such an awkward 772 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,519 it was an awkward life. I've actually texted my mind. Did I hug 773 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:32,119 you? And cause you could buy today? I just I wasn't going to 774 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:37,920 make a big son no about it the mom, but I go, my 775 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,719 god, I just say, I was like, yeah, it's hard man, 776 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:45,000 because hard well when you're a kid, like when you go back like 777 00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:49,000 the chaos I'll even I even miss my mother in law, who I called 778 00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:51,679 Grandma No behind her back, because she would tell the boys to all day, 779 00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:53,079 no, no, you can't open another gift yet, No, leave 780 00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:55,840 it in the box. No you're gonna break it. No, stop beating 781 00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:01,559 the candy. Stop no jewish no sounds like she yelled. The kids that 782 00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:05,519 are at the studio would then come in. He would always just be She 783 00:53:05,559 --> 00:53:07,880 was very concerned. She would just say no, so I called her Grandma 784 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,400 No. But I go, you kind of missed, You miss all that. 785 00:53:10,519 --> 00:53:14,320 You start to kind of you laugh about it. You realize, oh, 786 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:19,679 silly movie theaters and bars and restaurants open up on Christmas Day. You 787 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,320 work on Christmas? Uh no, I'm spending it with my father, stepmother, 788 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:29,599 two stepsisters, their husbands, my two nephews. So I need two 789 00:53:29,679 --> 00:53:32,480 more gifts. And if you are working on Christmas Day, people tend to 790 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:37,119 be generous. My brother one year was a gas station attendant on Christmas on 791 00:53:37,159 --> 00:53:43,840 the reservation and he goes, man, I made fifty Hell yeah, I 792 00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:47,280 made fifty bucks and tips. You won't believe who pulled into the gas station 793 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,400 today. I go who the bills used to have a titan named David Nelson, 794 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,320 and he would drive all the way to the reservation to get cheap gas. 795 00:53:54,159 --> 00:53:57,760 His father, his father, I should say, his father. I'm 796 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,559 about a first day basis with his dad. Man, he gave me fifteen 797 00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:04,440 bucks, were pumping his cast. Just a cool guy, all right, 798 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:13,159 great Ryan, Cool play the song gotta get Jesus on your side. You 799 00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:15,639 if I'll tell you right now, though, if we had more Jesus in 800 00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:20,599 the city of Rochester and maybe some of those tank commandments, it would be 801 00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:23,719 a better place, you know what I mean. People knocked Tebow and they 802 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,599 said he was all he kneels in the end zone. A little more of 803 00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:30,679 that wouldn't hurt so much, you know, especially instead of turning on the 804 00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:35,960 news and you know fourteen kids are shot here and two here, and you 805 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,639 know you got the you got a woman shot in Henriette at a restaurant, 806 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,480 at a party. I mean, come on, right, you gotta he's 807 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,800 gotta step back. But remember what life is. I'll tell you what I 808 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:52,119 used to sub doing a DJ party for uh mentally handicapped adults. Okay, 809 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,159 probably one twenty five to two hundred. I'll tell you what the first couple 810 00:54:55,159 --> 00:55:00,639 of times I did that. You just so thankful or what you have in 811 00:55:00,639 --> 00:55:02,719 your life, not that there is anything wrong, and it's all part of 812 00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:07,360 life, but you forget how special you actually have it. You know. 813 00:55:07,559 --> 00:55:10,920 I won't say like that, but you know, And they're all wonderful people. 814 00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:19,480 They're dancing, but I always think that uh, mentally handicapped sometimes that 815 00:55:19,679 --> 00:55:22,239 can do something. They have a superpower no other humans have. I believe. 816 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,719 I believe that too, And that's just and the human and that and 817 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:30,519 that's superpower to me is unconditional love. They don't give a shit what you 818 00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:32,280 did or what you you know, what happened all that? How many times 819 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:37,400 do we go if you changed, I'd feel better. SAT's why I'm pissed, 820 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,639 because you ain't doing what I want you to do. I mean, 821 00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:43,880 that's that's how we live and that and that's the uh, that's a bad 822 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,360 thing, you know. Like even like last night, there's this whole thing 823 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,480 going on and Doug and I were talking about earlier in uh in Webster and 824 00:55:50,519 --> 00:55:52,960 I go, the the problem is, like I think the school's hands are 825 00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:58,000 tied when it comes to this, and it was it became a big debate 826 00:55:58,039 --> 00:56:00,639 and I think there's more to the story than came out of last night on 827 00:56:00,679 --> 00:56:05,039 the podcast. We're only here on one side, but it's a transgender thirteen 828 00:56:05,119 --> 00:56:07,119 year old kid being allowed to change in the girl's locker room. He's a 829 00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:13,480 boy changed the girl's locker room. I sometimes think that the parents get riled 830 00:56:13,559 --> 00:56:15,400 up, and I'm not so sure that the kids really give a shit like 831 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,079 they could. Maybe maybe maybe they do. I'm not I don't want to 832 00:56:19,159 --> 00:56:22,559 say no, but I think for the most point, I've seen younger kids 833 00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:24,280 be pretty tolerant of things. He's just going whatever hill and its own. 834 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:30,199 Who cares as long as somebody's being force full or gross. Now, I 835 00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,440 would think that I wouldn't want that if I had a thirteen year old girl, 836 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,360 I can understand, and thirteen year old girls is as Laura, who 837 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,920 was in here last night, I said, it's a really tough time for 838 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,119 a girl. You're not comfortable with your body, you feel awkward, and 839 00:56:43,159 --> 00:56:45,880 now to know that somebody who was a boy is in your locker room, 840 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,480 and maybe you went to the girl that was you know what I mean. 841 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,039 Dick's pick sent to her. Yeah, so she can so she can evaluate 842 00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:55,039 guys and suck her phone and see if there's a different taste. I don't 843 00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:59,599 think she's the best one to be asking advice. Don't oh an adult, 844 00:56:59,679 --> 00:57:02,199 I tells you to that, but you know it's a young girl she's saying. 845 00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:06,280 And I can understand that where you wouldn't want someone in there, But 846 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,760 I go, I don't know what the school does, because if you take 847 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,760 the emotion out of it, all they have to do is they have to 848 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:15,880 offer somebody an alternative place to change. But it's gonna be the person who 849 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:21,039 is assigned at birth this gender, not the person who transformed transitioned, and 850 00:57:21,079 --> 00:57:24,199 the transition person there's not a lot they can do because it becomes it's like 851 00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:27,480 this. You know, it's freedom, it's the ugly side of freedom. 852 00:57:27,519 --> 00:57:30,800 And when it's taxpayer dollars, you got to dance. Man. I know, 853 00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:35,760 and I understand where people get really really but I go sometimes to me, 854 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,159 it's like yelling in a black hole. And I did say to somebody 855 00:57:37,159 --> 00:57:39,480 today, if I had a kid, if one of my sons said to 856 00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:43,719 me, listen, I am not comfortable in this skin. And we always 857 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,119 feel like we're gonna be better. Why do we want things because we think 858 00:57:46,119 --> 00:57:50,840 we'll be feeling better having it, whatever that is, whether it could be 859 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,639 a car for some, it could be a brand new house, could be 860 00:57:52,679 --> 00:57:54,840 a new job. I'm gonna feel better if I get a new job, 861 00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,199 or it could be a whole new gender, and I'm gonna feel better want 862 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,239 things because we believe will feel better in the having of it. So if 863 00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:06,480 that were the case, I would say to my kid, listen, a 864 00:58:06,519 --> 00:58:09,000 lot people aren't going to understand this. Let's not make people uncomfortable. Let's 865 00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:13,239 try to make them accept you. Maybe we can educate along the way. 866 00:58:13,519 --> 00:58:15,239 When it comes to the locker room, you may want to go in a 867 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,320 closet just so we don't make everybody uncomfortable. That would be my but maybe, 868 00:58:20,519 --> 00:58:23,800 but I would do that. You very very rational and thought out, 869 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,679 and I'm gonna be honest with you. Most parents aren't. They're just not 870 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,119 well. This story irrational thinking, guys, the rational. Let me tell 871 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:37,440 you what happened. So allegedly this this mom's daughter who went before the school 872 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,320 board and said she was uncomfortable, right, and it's you know, the 873 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,000 school board should hear it. They should hear from a student who says, 874 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,760 hey, yeah, absolutely they should. I don't know that they can do 875 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:51,480 much on a legal standpoint, because again, you're discriminated, I know. 876 00:58:51,559 --> 00:58:53,039 But well, I think it's the world. I think it's part of the 877 00:58:53,039 --> 00:58:55,920 freedom of being whatever you want in America. This is why like a lot 878 00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,000 of governments going, you can't fuck around, keep you going to earth. 879 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,280 I but maybe I'm wrong. I just feel like that's sort of the side 880 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,360 of freedom. I agree, it would be an uncomfortable thing some somehow. 881 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:15,320 She says that the transgender person and their mother showed up at the Winter concert 882 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,320 and attacked her daughter. Now, I think there's a lot missing in there, 883 00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,760 because what I think may have happened was a whole lot of name calling, 884 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,800 you know, walking down the hall going Hi, how are you you 885 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:30,480 know something? Yeah? You know you don't think that happened. Yes, 886 00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:35,400 I know it happened. Now you you weren't bullied, but now you're definitely 887 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,639 gonna get bad. Yes, and as it is. Yes, And so 888 00:59:37,679 --> 00:59:39,960 I think, are you making a statement? Are you really sure you want 889 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,800 to go from a guy to a girl or a girl or a guy? 890 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,199 You know this at ten, eleven, thirteen years old, you're one under 891 00:59:45,199 --> 00:59:52,280 presentition I was a terrible athlete growing up. Still am I dad? You 892 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,400 know? If I had said, Dad, you know, I think I'd 893 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:58,519 be a lot better if I took steroids. He would look at me. 894 00:59:59,239 --> 01:00:02,360 It strangled me, and he would be right, because that's ridiculous. Well's 895 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,679 not gonna make it bigger. It're not gonna make it. Yeah, but 896 01:00:05,719 --> 01:00:07,960 the idea is. But that's my point though, that's my point true. 897 01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:10,639 My point is, they're not going to make you better. They're not gonna 898 01:00:10,679 --> 01:00:14,599 make you happier. You're thinking you're gonna turn gender is not gonna make you 899 01:00:14,639 --> 01:00:17,679 happier you think it is. We've been sold a bunch of lies and I've 900 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,880 had it. I've freaking had it, I know. But the problem is 901 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,880 to see I understand that, because then then you're gonna change genders, that 902 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,679 it's gonna be something else missing in your life, and then something else missing 903 01:00:28,679 --> 01:00:30,639 in your life. But see, this is where I hear you right, 904 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,039 and no you're not, And Doug Field's good. I'm not throwing gasoline in 905 01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:37,920 this, No you can throw it was a boy scout. I'm gonna stop, 906 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000 drop and roll right now. You're gonna throw gasoline at all I'm saying, 907 01:00:40,039 --> 01:00:43,840 is that like when it comes to this ship. I don't know if 908 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,719 I live in a bubble or not, but I don't care what you do. 909 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,599 And I don't mean that it's happens callous if you want. If somebody 910 01:00:51,639 --> 01:00:55,280 wants to change their gender and it has no infringement on my life, why 911 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:59,400 do I care? Yeah? My point is it like you're doing at eighteen 912 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,239 years old, when you're when you know all that's you're legal. Knock yourself 913 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:07,079 out. I'm in no position to tell anybody how to live, but it 914 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,880 enabling a child to do that. We got a problem, that's abuse. 915 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:13,599 I think a new thing came out. It might be the UK that says 916 01:01:13,679 --> 01:01:17,000 that this is a parental thing and the school can't do anything. Okay, 917 01:01:17,079 --> 01:01:20,360 but I don't know if it was in the United Kingdom or here. But 918 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,440 I I saw a Yahoo article this or that, and I don't think you 919 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:27,519 should be drying. I to me, well, see last night this one. 920 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:30,880 The woman on the phone says, she goes, well, you know 921 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:36,119 the mental You know she's meant there's mental illness going on. Well, we 922 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:40,280 can't make that broadbrush diagnosis. It's easy to say clearly there's something that's bothering 923 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,559 you. Maybe we can tell I don't know, I have no idea. 924 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,760 If it doesn't interfere, what do I care it interferes when you're uncomfortable in 925 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,960 the locker room, that it becomes an interference because now you're infringing up. 926 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,840 But the only thing I can school can do is is just go, hey, 927 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,760 man, go to the nurse's office. They can't do it with the 928 01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:00,639 gender kid because that would be discrimination. I'm telling you, Danny, I'm 929 01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:02,519 telling you, by law, it would be got We have rights, though, 930 01:02:04,199 --> 01:02:06,760 thank god, we have rights, because as soon as their rights are 931 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,360 aren't forced, we're losing all of ours. So got it? There is 932 01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:14,039 Well, yeah, I guess you're just. I'm just, I'm just just. 933 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,119 It's just I don't want to get into it because I'm not a parent. 934 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,280 But for crying out loud, yeah I know, I get into It's 935 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:24,119 Christmas. It's Santa Claus. What balls? That's it's my Christmas gift? 936 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,639 Is it's a blow up? Now, no compressor. Bill Moran got me 937 01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:32,320 a Christmas gift. It's it's a big bag. Oh man, that was 938 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,639 heavy half in a bat's not booze. No it's not booze. It's not 939 01:02:37,679 --> 01:02:40,039 booze at all. You can open it, take a look, takes away 940 01:02:40,199 --> 01:02:44,920 old. I say, I am notorious with my family for taking my time 941 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:49,920 on opening gifts. Okay, I'm a shaker. I'm a guess my parents 942 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,840 doing on both sides of my families and not put my gifts out until they 943 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,480 say all right, we're ready to open gifts. Then they go into the 944 01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:59,719 closet where I'm not allowed to go. I have one gift under the tree 945 01:03:00,119 --> 01:03:01,760 that I am allowed to shake. That's it. I don't know where this 946 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:09,800 Nazi rule came from, but obviously I want to shake. He's making the 947 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:16,000 rest of the family uncomfortable. Of seriously, can I take a guest first? 948 01:03:16,639 --> 01:03:22,679 Is it an inflatable octagenarian? Yes? It is. What's actually when 949 01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:25,840 you when you your old woman, her tits sack down to her kneecap, 950 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,280 stug, We're gonna love it. That's That's one of my jokes, like 951 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,840 dating older women. They try to be sexy and they take pictures of their 952 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:35,360 tits and they send it to me and I show my buddies and like, 953 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,679 hey, those aren't too bad. What's on? What else is in the 954 01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:42,719 picture. I'm like her knees. She's opening the card first, or she 955 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,679 opened the gift first. I'm guessing everything. Play the song. It's all 956 01:03:46,679 --> 01:03:52,480 about Jesus, just guessing, guessing. Hey, by the way, I'm 957 01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:54,920 very impressed with Jamie. But because I'm an artistic guy as well, took 958 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,239 his time, took his effort and asked, somebody play on the I don't 959 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:03,920 know who's doing the a, but could be some church because seriously, because 960 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,440 like there's a lot of artistic people a church that play in the band. 961 01:04:06,679 --> 01:04:13,280 Hoping that your Christmas is one big long, oh my god, untangles drink 962 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:18,880 of merry moments. I'm not gonna write, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna 963 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:23,360 say what else you wrote. But it's a little emotional and I thank you 964 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:29,280 Bill. You're welcome. Let's see all right, there we go. It's 965 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,960 tissue paper. But when I rub one off on the way home to night 966 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:40,239 too, Oh are we on here? Dollar store? Yeah? Yeah, 967 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:45,840 I went to the dollar I just bought these the other night. They're great. 968 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,599 They're my favorite. You didn't you did not know? You are sour 969 01:04:48,639 --> 01:04:53,159 dough nibblers nuggets Because I figured I love him Doug. We love him. 970 01:04:53,159 --> 01:04:56,400 They go great with beer, They go great with beer. Would get there. 971 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,599 There's more, Oh, there's more. It's all dollar store. Oh 972 01:04:59,679 --> 01:05:01,400 wow, Well, because we need the dollar store. Joke darts, we 973 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,519 were playing dark we were playing darts. We got a dollar Store dark board, 974 01:05:05,719 --> 01:05:11,840 dollar store dark board for the fork. Yeah, comfort toilet paper, 975 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,199 hey, dog, Doug said to me, I don't know why more people 976 01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:16,079 don't go in and buy their toilet trees and things from the dollar Store. 977 01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:23,239 Sameh away the apocalypse. Every dollar counts. Oh this is important, deer 978 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:30,639 glass. Yes, deep bress, big SIPs dollar stores, early coasters, 979 01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:34,559 President from Bill Moran, puffs puff in case you gets emotional, sat in 980 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:41,679 case again you get a loan and eat something, don't just bought to there 981 01:05:41,719 --> 01:05:47,039 you go go. That'll take at least to march. Now, black ice. 982 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,280 I had to do that one. I had to. I was on 983 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:57,639 the phone with somebody to do I get cherry or black ice ice? Still 984 01:05:57,679 --> 01:06:00,440 you got Thank you, Bill, Thank you very much. It's all very 985 01:06:00,519 --> 01:06:03,840 Christmas. Dog. Well, I thought the dollar Store has become like a 986 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:08,800 thing with Doug. Doug went to dollar store last week. We softened the 987 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:15,800 blow. Somebody's listening this from Kelly Opart. I'm busting out these nuggets right 988 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,719 now talking about the pretzels. Did the bag cost more than any of the 989 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:23,400 items? I don't know, all at the dollar store, So I don't 990 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,480 have no idea. I'll tell you what I bought. All that. I 991 01:06:25,519 --> 01:06:29,320 bought myself a box of tissues and a little bag of like vegetable chips. 992 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,239 It all came to like fifteen bucks or dirty Martinez. No, they're right 993 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,840 in here. You want him. I got vodka. I got vodka. 994 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:39,599 I'm ready to go. I didn't bring a shaker. All right, we'll 995 01:06:39,639 --> 01:06:43,239 take a uh, we'll take a moment when we come back. A scary 996 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,000 gingerbread man. Oh yeah, scary gingerbread man. Wait till you listen to 997 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:49,159 what this guy was doing. This guy was doing. We will get to 998 01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:54,119 that next. But first, the connorson First law firm focuses on workers, 999 01:06:54,199 --> 01:06:58,280 comp social security, disability, and personal injury. So we head into a 1000 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,599 new year, if you're dealing with any one of the those cases, you 1001 01:07:00,679 --> 01:07:02,599 know what a headache that can be. Well, you're gonna want to call 1002 01:07:02,639 --> 01:07:06,559 the experts at Connors and Ferris. And here's why they understand the complexities of 1003 01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:12,679 workers' compensation claims. They understand dealing with insurance companies, how to handle employers, 1004 01:07:13,519 --> 01:07:17,159 and most importantly, they understand the legal system. Their phone number is 1005 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,360 very easy to remember. It's two six to two COMP. So instead of 1006 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,719 a New year's resolution, just make it a good new year. If you're 1007 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,559 dealing with one of these cases, because they're extremely stressful, they take over 1008 01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:32,280 your life. Connors and Ferris will advocate for your rights and they're going to 1009 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:36,679 strive to secure the benefits and compensation you deserve. But most importantly, you'll 1010 01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:42,400 have peace of mind. So make twenty twenty four a better year and call 1011 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:46,280 Connors and Ferris at two six two COMP. Connors and Ferris have offices in 1012 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,519 New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo, and they're committed to 1013 01:07:49,519 --> 01:07:54,360 serving you better. Only a quick call away at two six to two COMP. 1014 01:07:54,679 --> 01:08:09,480 Connors and Ferris your worker's comp attorneys. Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, 1015 01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:12,719 New York. Baby, you know what my wish this holiday season for you 1016 01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:17,680 is that you get inundated with all kinds of delicious iron smoke, whiskeyes, 1017 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:23,279 bourbons, maybe some of the rattlesnake rosies, pumpkin pie or my favorite, 1018 01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:26,640 the peanut butter chocolate pie. Yeah. You can get it all online at 1019 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:30,840 Ironsmokedistillery dot com. Or stop into your favorite liquor store it's there on the 1020 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,840 shelves, or come by the distillery. Matter of fact, Tonight sing like 1021 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:39,880 a rock star with live band karaoke and they have a whole new catalog songs 1022 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,039 that you can get up there and sing till your heart's content. You got 1023 01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:45,920 family in town, this is the chance to show off your talent by bringing 1024 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,600 them down to Iron Smoke Distillery. And then on Thursday, the twenty first, 1025 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,439 it's Iron Smoke's home for the holidays, Christmas Party and toy drive. 1026 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,520 Last year got snowed out, so they're trying again this year and it's gonna 1027 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,439 be a ripping Christmas party, flows in a rack in the halls with awesomeness 1028 01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:05,039 Baby as the Tommy Burnett Band with a cavalcade of all stars, and they 1029 01:09:05,039 --> 01:09:10,279 are accepting toys for a toy drive as well. It's all at Iron Smoke 1030 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:15,960 Distillery where Fairport, New York. Baby Victor CDJR dot com. Leo's is 1031 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:21,039 your holiday headquarters. Leos makes a variety of delicious, authentic canoli and mini 1032 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:28,319 canoli filled with yellow custerd chocolate custard, sweet ricotta, cheese, even chocolate 1033 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:31,960 dipped canoli, which is one of my favorites. If you want the best 1034 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:36,000 canola in town, you gotta stop by Leo's and while you're there, pick 1035 01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:40,439 up a dinner for quick and easy to go meal from Leo's cafe or deli. 1036 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,479 Everybody gets busy this time of year. Take one thing off your plate 1037 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,279 and put a Leo's dinner on your plate. Yeah, off your plate, 1038 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,319 but then on your plate. I know it's confusing, but it's really not 1039 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:56,199 if you go to Leo's. What's the best thing about Leo's Everything on Deskbats 1040 01:09:56,239 --> 01:10:02,640 Drive in East Rochester and open every day. Daddy, don't get drunk. 1041 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,560 We went from Jesus to getting drunk at Christmas. I like it. Jesus 1042 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:14,439 made along absolutely, turned water into wine, that's right, turned back into 1043 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:21,479 jenny light. Turned my girlfriend from ugly to pretty really doug Yeah, how 1044 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:28,159 pretty? How pretty? Yeah? She was a tan. Just last year. 1045 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,079 George Carolyn once said I never fucked a ten, but one night I 1046 01:10:30,119 --> 01:10:35,399 fucked five two's. Oh my girlfriend. I used to be afraid of that 1047 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,439 dark. Then I saw her naked. Now I'm afraid of the light. 1048 01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:58,159 You came home, hole fell down underneath Christmas feet, Daddy, don't get 1049 01:10:58,359 --> 01:11:02,560 drunk. If you were the inspiration behind this song, do you feel bad 1050 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:08,760 at some point you left a traumatic scar? Oh? Wow, in some 1051 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,000 way, that's a great question. I feel a little bad. It's like 1052 01:11:12,319 --> 01:11:15,960 it's like it's like trying to pretend you're like Lebron James's or Sequille O'Neil's father. 1053 01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:17,560 Yeah, I was their father. Yeah, you left you want you 1054 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,760 want Jesus on your side. It's his birthday. We don't get drunk. 1055 01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:26,840 I think you should have a little thought of that at Christmas morning. Hey, 1056 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:33,159 Christmas night, two day. Pray for the ones that do not know. 1057 01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:39,239 Well, there's a scary situation happened. And I could see this happening 1058 01:11:39,279 --> 01:11:41,840 elsewhere because there's lots of scams and things going on this time of year. 1059 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:45,359 But this is, uh, this is a weird story. I also when 1060 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,439 happened to me at work, but uh, I got I got a phone 1061 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,880 call from our HR person saying, hey, did you ask us to change 1062 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:56,600 your direct deposit information? Ah? No, I did not but there you 1063 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,399 go. You're lucky, you know. I once, uh, did you 1064 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:04,239 did you click on a fishing thing on email? I once got a letter 1065 01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:09,000 from They always was send these things out on radio, little things to say. 1066 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,359 I had to update like quizzes. You had to go through and take 1067 01:12:13,319 --> 01:12:16,000 university. Yeah, all this shit Rightaco is always the one that are going 1068 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,920 and you're on the Nauty list. You got to get this into USA. 1069 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,079 So I see one that comes from Bob Pittman, who was the head of 1070 01:12:24,079 --> 01:12:28,159 the iHeart and I click on it and I'm in the process of moving, 1071 01:12:28,239 --> 01:12:30,079 so everything's going on. I'm like, let me just get this done. 1072 01:12:30,199 --> 01:12:32,239 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna I'm gonna blow their minds upstairs. I' 1073 01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:35,079 gonna have the first one done. Now. It was a fishing scam. 1074 01:12:35,279 --> 01:12:39,319 They got all my bank information. They were going to read they were going 1075 01:12:39,399 --> 01:12:42,720 to take my direct deposit check and put it into another account. And I 1076 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,800 get a call on my way to a storage center. I got one of 1077 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:49,760 the kids in the car and they go, hey, did you authorize to 1078 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,039 go to a different account. I said no, and they went okay, 1079 01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:57,720 And it was the fishing scam. I fell for Yeah, but this is 1080 01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,680 a little scary say no to, and we could tell you about it. 1081 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,960 But Katie, why don't we let you do it? Yeah? So, 1082 01:13:02,039 --> 01:13:05,520 guys, imagine sitting down to dinner with your family. Your Ring app notifications 1083 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,720 go off, But it's eleven. Team shows up for work and we have 1084 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,800 a meeting to talk about some of the stories we will cover for this broadcast. 1085 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,560 And you know, this afternoon, our Katie Lesso had a pitch we 1086 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,840 just could not say no to, and we could tell you about it. 1087 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,880 But Katie, why don't we let bread Just sitting down to dinner with your 1088 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:25,520 family, your Ring app notifications go off. But it's not a delivery driver, 1089 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,399 it's not a neighbor. Nope, it is the ginger bread Man. 1090 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,199 Yes, this guy right here hanging out outside of your home. We have 1091 01:13:31,279 --> 01:13:36,640 a big picture window that faces north door. This is basically a guy bread 1092 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:41,800 man. Yeah, okay, Now where'd you get kinky gingerbread man? I 1093 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:48,319 was born the other night. Live it up Christmas? You're full of shit? 1094 01:13:48,399 --> 01:13:51,479 You were bored? I I got those. So this guy puts on 1095 01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:55,279 one of those you know, those inflatable costumes. You'll see it at Halloween. 1096 01:13:55,319 --> 01:13:58,399 The people walking around in Yeah, he's a gingerbread man and he's just 1097 01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:00,960 standing outside of people's homes. He's not doing anything, He's just dressed as 1098 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,720 a ginger broom. Yeah Mason. And all of a sudden, I heard 1099 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:08,600 my dog's going crazy barking out the window, and I went to look and 1100 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:13,920 there was a giant blow up gingerbread man costume out on the sidewalk. Wendy 1101 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,520 Churchill says she didn't know what to make of it. We kind of locked 1102 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:21,600 eyes and the gingerbread man went on his way. So weird. But less 1103 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:26,359 than an hour later he showed up outside another home along George Mason Drive in 1104 01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,159 Arlington. My wife, Hey, listeners, this guy is He didn't ring 1105 01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:31,279 the doorbell. He's just standing there. He's in this gingerbread man costume. 1106 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,760 So I don't have a ring doorbell, do you know? Doug? No? 1107 01:14:35,159 --> 01:14:40,600 No, who's coming to get Doug No? But but people have him, 1108 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:43,840 and I think you get a notification if someone's just standing out there. 1109 01:14:44,159 --> 01:14:46,399 Any can't movement, yeah, any any kind of movement like gingerbreadman. What 1110 01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:50,199 This man who asked us not to disclose his identity says they didn't know what 1111 01:14:50,279 --> 01:14:54,199 to do so, they just wanted a should We noticed that the door was 1112 01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:57,199 trying to be pushed. We looked at the camera looking at this guy in 1113 01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:00,840 the costume. He felt like he needed to report it to someone. Guys 1114 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:04,039 tried to break in the homes. He's in a gingerbread costume. So that 1115 01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:08,000 way you can go a haha, looking how funny he is the guy and 1116 01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:11,159 he's just testing homes. See who's around case in the joint kind of like 1117 01:15:11,199 --> 01:15:15,840 a I just shouldn't say this, but it's sort of a previously smart way 1118 01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:19,520 to kind of hide out and blend in. No one, no one sees 1119 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:24,479 you, no one knows be called the non emergency police line. Just told 1120 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:28,439 them listen. I just want to report this is a good season called three 1121 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:34,439 one one came with a gingerbread man costume, a ginger brig gingerbread man costume. 1122 01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:41,279 I have the video. Several neighbors to the gingerbread man along George throughout 1123 01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:45,319 the evening on Wednesday, and well, he certainly didn't run. He also 1124 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,600 wasn't caught, and it's left these neighbors feeling a bit unnerved. It is 1125 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:53,119 kind of like a horror movie. But is there a gingerbread horror movie, 1126 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,319 the bread Man horror movie, just to Psycho or something. I thought there 1127 01:15:57,399 --> 01:16:00,880 was a handyman gingerbreadman. There are some gingerbread I didn't even look it up, 1128 01:16:01,159 --> 01:16:04,079 but I mean, what a way to like somebody's case in your you 1129 01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:08,279 know, this time of year. And then the credit card, not the 1130 01:16:08,279 --> 01:16:11,279 credit card, but the gift card scam. Gift card scam is great, 1131 01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:15,239 which well it's where people are going in now and they're scanning the gift cards 1132 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,159 that are still in the rack. You buy it, they get pinged when 1133 01:16:17,159 --> 01:16:20,479 it gets activated, and they spend all the money because they have like the 1134 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,680 barcode. Oh my gosh, that's what happened to somebody. I bought somebody 1135 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,079 a gift card. And then when I think it just happened that the wegman's 1136 01:16:27,119 --> 01:16:31,000 up here, how can they get So they go in and they get whatever 1137 01:16:31,199 --> 01:16:33,600 information is off the back of the card. And I don't know how you 1138 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,279 do take a picture of the number. Well yeah, but the code number 1139 01:16:36,319 --> 01:16:40,319 you have to usually scratch off, so I don't know what ones these are. 1140 01:16:40,359 --> 01:16:42,640 But they're doing this where they get the thing and then when it gets 1141 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,000 activated, now all of a sudden, they spend it. So when you 1142 01:16:45,039 --> 01:16:48,840 go to use it, usually there's a something you have to scratch. Right, 1143 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:53,159 yeah, that's it right there to the Amazon the barcode. So I 1144 01:16:53,159 --> 01:16:56,159 think they take the barcode, they take a picture of the barcode, and 1145 01:16:56,199 --> 01:17:00,159 then it gets a ping when you pay for it. It's activated. Okay, 1146 01:17:00,359 --> 01:17:02,079 right, because you could walk out of a Wegmans with one of those 1147 01:17:02,079 --> 01:17:06,199 in your pocket by accident and nothing's gonna happen because it's not activated. Anything. 1148 01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:10,960 You just stole a plastic I think you still have to open it up 1149 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,560 and scratch it though. Okay, So well, somehow they're figuring this out, 1150 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,840 because somebody was in here explaining, and it's been on the news. 1151 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,399 It was just on the news locally that this happens certain ones that aren't protected. 1152 01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:21,880 Well, how about this. I went to a I won't say where 1153 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:25,079 what liquor store, but I went to a liquor store. I bought a 1154 01:17:25,079 --> 01:17:29,760 case of wine, and I went to use the gift for yourself. No 1155 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,680 no, no, no, not for myself. I was giving out his 1156 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,640 gifts clients. Obviously not in my bag. But go ahead with the story. 1157 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:40,359 Anything you like, wine dollar, wine dollar, want dollar wine. 1158 01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:44,199 No, we were looking for we were hoping they sold off bread beer, 1159 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,920 Jenny Lay, that's all my favorite. Well, then i'll get you the 1160 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:53,279 Jenny Lap. I know, whatever dog. So I bought this case. 1161 01:17:53,359 --> 01:17:56,279 I bought a case. So you're boosing a liquor store. So I buy 1162 01:17:56,319 --> 01:17:59,319 this case. It's like Gentleman's something wine. I thought it was a cool 1163 01:17:59,399 --> 01:18:01,520 name, and I had a fifty dollars gift card. I get up to 1164 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,359 the counter. They scan the gift card and go, it's been used. 1165 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:09,039 And I went what And they said, yeah, hang on, let me 1166 01:18:09,079 --> 01:18:11,520 go over to this other computer. And they come back and they go, 1167 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,239 it was bought on this date and it was used on this date. Like 1168 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,760 it'spend in a drawer. But okay, fine, I wasn't gonna you know, 1169 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,439 it was like whatever, So it happened to you. Well, I 1170 01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,279 don't know that it was a scam. I don't know if it was a 1171 01:18:25,319 --> 01:18:28,600 mix up on the cards. I wasn't gonna go delving in over fifty dollars. 1172 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,239 It just wasn't worth my time, you know what I'm saying. Just 1173 01:18:30,279 --> 01:18:33,239 thirty No, I know. But at the same time, I think it 1174 01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:35,720 was for one of those things like I was just like, who's got the 1175 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:39,680 time? There's lines here? Who am I going to argue with this lady 1176 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,439 didn't do it. I don't know why. Who gives a shit, Let's 1177 01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:45,600 move on with our life. What's kind of my That's why if I ever 1178 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,880 buy gift cards, I buy him on. Some people buy gift cards for 1179 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:53,680 five hundred dollars. Three hundred people, I'll give you the visa gift card. 1180 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,279 I don't know how they're scanning it, scamming it if you have to 1181 01:18:56,319 --> 01:19:00,399 scratch off, but somehow, and maybe that barcode uh they're finding out. 1182 01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:03,560 They get a ping when it's activated, and then they spend it all before 1183 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,479 you can and then you go to use it and you can't. I haven't 1184 01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:10,600 heard that one. That's terrible. Yeah, it is terrible. Always it 1185 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,640 makes me imagine what they could do at a job if they actually put that 1186 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,680 kind of if they only use their power for good. Hey man, Sometimes 1187 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:20,600 it's more fun to just kind of, you know, hang out. Oh 1188 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:25,520 yeah, come on, Dougie, right, it feels good you right, 1189 01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:30,520 If it's not you, what's you know? What's great is like I slept 1190 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,479 with this married woman and I didn't have to get her anything for Christmas. 1191 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:38,600 Her husband did and I got late. It was awesome. I guess, 1192 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,560 I get I get it. I guess what do you get your family for 1193 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:46,479 Christmas? What did you say, indigestion? This is gonna be the season 1194 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:54,199 of gift cards because nobody wanted anything. They just want gift cards. Amazon, 1195 01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:59,680 uh restaurant give certificates for my folks. They already know. Okay, 1196 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,319 I think we've worked it out last year that between my dad's birthday is and 1197 01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:10,680 January. Stepmother's in February. So between last year obviously December to their birthdays, 1198 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:15,079 my sisters and I got enough gift cards they could have a nice meal 1199 01:20:15,399 --> 01:20:18,319 twelve days once a month. Oh really yeah, they go out once a 1200 01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:21,560 month. Well they did, now, yeah, we you know. I 1201 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:26,159 got them from all Lachland's Forest Hills. Of course, everybody's getting a gift 1202 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:30,199 card from far. Have you ever given a gift in their kind of You 1203 01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:34,560 could kind of tell when they looked at it that they were just they just 1204 01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:39,039 wasn't no, you missed the mark. You missed the mark, not that 1205 01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:42,840 I remember. I try I try to. How about you getting a gift 1206 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,159 that just missed the mark. Uh what do you do in those situations? 1207 01:20:45,359 --> 01:20:51,239 Yeah, thank thank you. Yeah, it's awesome. Right, Oh god, 1208 01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:56,880 I always wanted fur line under where it's up going to feel great, 1209 01:20:57,279 --> 01:21:00,880 it's going on. I was just talking to somebody wanting one of these. 1210 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,640 Really, Yes, I can't remember who it was and what I was talking 1211 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,600 about, but I'm glad you got it. So I'm not somebody who wears 1212 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:10,520 shirts that have those like funny catchy slogans on them, like not to do 1213 01:21:11,279 --> 01:21:13,920 or I'm with stupid. You know those shirts? Yeah I don't. I 1214 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,359 want them on with stupid shirt. I'm not one of those people that would 1215 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:19,239 wear the stand next to Kevin So. But I have friends who have bought 1216 01:21:19,239 --> 01:21:23,479 me gifts with those. They think it's fun, Like, hey, how 1217 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:26,720 come you have a warn your sweatshirt? You know? I mean just you 1218 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,199 know what, I can tell you what I'm gonnaet right now. I'm gonna 1219 01:21:29,199 --> 01:21:30,359 get a forty nine ers at because I took a picture of one that I 1220 01:21:30,359 --> 01:21:35,800 wanted that buy our back Steakhouse Gifts card a chapstick because that's my dad thing. 1221 01:21:36,399 --> 01:21:45,199 A forty nine ers uh ornament. Tuck's forgetting the same gifts and that's 1222 01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:49,000 fine, but I don't want anybody heyes, spending anything more than another. 1223 01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:56,960 He's got that hat, he's got the hutch. San Francisco forty nine Ers 1224 01:21:57,119 --> 01:22:00,000 rock Purty play set where the helmet and the jersey you iron the numbers on 1225 01:22:00,199 --> 01:22:06,359 so so and the pads. I'll put it in this plant Sex swing and 1226 01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:10,640 give him a ride by the way. Next year, the forty nine ers, 1227 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,000 I think are coming to Buffalo. Yeah, I knew that three years 1228 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:18,000 ago. Excuse me, Okay, we're going. I'm going with my two 1229 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,680 best friends and we can get a van. But we've gone the past, 1230 01:22:23,079 --> 01:22:27,199 yeah, three times, fucking with you. I think I've gone in the 1231 01:22:27,239 --> 01:22:31,119 past four times. Back to when FLUTEI played against Steve Young and Rice was. 1232 01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:33,920 I saw the over. It was Rob Johnson. Actually he got knocked 1233 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920 out of the game. Flutie came in, yes, yeah, and they 1234 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:41,760 won ice they were on three. It was the ninety eight season. Yeah. 1235 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,720 But I have gone and seen in the past four times in Buffalo, 1236 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:48,039 and it's over every six years. They play every eight years, thirty two 1237 01:22:48,079 --> 01:22:51,119 years. So yeah, I'll be going next year. So me and my 1238 01:22:51,159 --> 01:22:55,880 buddies. Once you and you guys can attest. Once your friends get married, 1239 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,279 they have kids, you know, it's not buddy time anymore. So 1240 01:22:58,319 --> 01:23:00,319 you have a plan, especially if its not a birthday, you better start 1241 01:23:00,319 --> 01:23:03,600 playing it now, Doug, not, seriously, No, I know what. 1242 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,920 I forgot to text my friends because I was thinking about that last week. 1243 01:23:06,199 --> 01:23:09,600 Somebody's got to be in charge. Who wants to get the tickets, 1244 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:13,399 who is sending money to let's get it done. It's gonna be you. 1245 01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:15,960 No, I'm not in charge of that. Why because I'm the forty nine 1246 01:23:15,119 --> 01:23:20,880 guy, the Bills guy. I'd rather sit high and see the formations breakout. 1247 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:24,439 I don't need the fancy down low seats. I want to see I 1248 01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:27,399 want to see the game. I want to see the big play, the 1249 01:23:27,479 --> 01:23:30,840 run. I'd rather be up high. He wants a lot of people do 1250 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:31,680 that. They sit in the three hundred section because they want to see, 1251 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:35,159 like the plays break out. I've been down low, I've been up high, 1252 01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:38,800 and I rather see a pie. I think you get more acts. 1253 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,760 You don't want to sit in the Greg Connor seats with you, guys know 1254 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:44,239 Greg is fairly high up. Yeah, the red seats though, Yeah, 1255 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:48,199 it was comfortable, comfortable. I was very happy. Drake is a little 1256 01:23:48,399 --> 01:24:00,119 warm. It was you got some dollar stories. It was Greg using his 1257 01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:04,359 flask the game from Kevin. But the problem was there was nothing in it 1258 01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:08,319 when he went to drink because there was a fucking home in the bottom and 1259 01:24:08,359 --> 01:24:12,680 I go, God, damn it. Yeah dollar, Yeah, you know 1260 01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:15,399 what I say, Kevin, you need to cover that with trying to take 1261 01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:18,239 on the bottom. What did he put in their white claw? Yeah? 1262 01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:30,000 No, and actually worse worse, some kind of seltzer. H We can't 1263 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:36,600 give this on the golf course. Now. I think and hope that it's 1264 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:40,119 going to be a night game. I think it will be a marquee game. 1265 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:43,279 Oh yeah, especially if they meet in the Super Bowl. A few 1266 01:24:43,359 --> 01:24:45,039 rivers to cross, but yeah, that'll be. That'd be fantastic. And 1267 01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:48,119 if the Bills make the playoffs, which I kind of think they're going to 1268 01:24:48,159 --> 01:24:53,119 sneak into the East, everything's working out. Potentially they could win the East. 1269 01:24:53,279 --> 01:24:57,960 Yes, in Miami. Could be would be hilarious. They potentially could. 1270 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:00,840 There's a lot of doosday scenarios. Yeah, they're are for everybody. 1271 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:02,319 Yeah, which is kind of nice. Yeah, as a guy with a 1272 01:25:02,399 --> 01:25:06,760 fire flannel walks by for Doom's Day the world. He needs to listen to 1273 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:14,000 this. Yeah, we all doty. Sorry, I don't know who that 1274 01:25:14,159 --> 01:25:16,680 was. I got for gingerbread people, well, the gingerbread people. I'm 1275 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,720 just saying, like, what a what a scam? And I didn't realize 1276 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:24,119 that the ring doorbell as soon as there's someone there. But yeah, I 1277 01:25:24,159 --> 01:25:27,119 remember people looking at their phone going hey, who's by my house? Or 1278 01:25:27,239 --> 01:25:30,079 someone in your backyard? You get an alert there's someone in your backyard? 1279 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,319 What are you doing over there taking a selfie? Yeah? Is that one 1280 01:25:32,359 --> 01:25:35,439 of your new dating profile pickus? No, this is a friend of mine 1281 01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:42,000 that owns a Lamplighter on Fasterner in Greece. Great restaurant, fantastic food. 1282 01:25:42,039 --> 01:25:45,960 Her name is Lisa. Did you she's a sponsor? Have you gotten any 1283 01:25:45,079 --> 01:25:48,279 that now around this time of year? And I know you you've talked about 1284 01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:55,319 kind of being on that Facebook dating site and yeah, nothing's going on. 1285 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:59,640 There's nothing hidden. No, not anybody just going hand. I think hit 1286 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:03,359 is my fingers on the buttons. Okay, that's nothing really, because I 1287 01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:06,000 even showed you a message earlier where a woman goes she thought you were so 1288 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:10,399 funny. I hope it's a woman with you, and then I'm a cuddler. 1289 01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:12,439 Man, if you really got her to laugh, you'd give you a 1290 01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:19,039 handy maybe if you what in the car? If I uber? Yeah? 1291 01:26:19,039 --> 01:26:21,520 No, she was saying, just hanging out. I'm just gonna sit over 1292 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:24,920 there. You're gonna get you said, Doug's really cut to give me a 1293 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:29,760 handy, and then we're gonna cuddle. Okay, Doug's really cute. That's 1294 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,720 just like I'm gonna I'm gonna bring a pizza the movie theater kind of sounds 1295 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:38,119 good, but not really try to find no, no, no, they 1296 01:26:38,119 --> 01:26:40,840 say you'll find it when you're not looking for it. What do you mean 1297 01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:44,279 to find it when you Yeah, you find love when you don't look. 1298 01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:48,399 Okay, I'm always looking just late, all right, how's that going for 1299 01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:53,680 you? How's that going for you? That good? All they want for 1300 01:26:53,760 --> 01:27:05,199 Christmas? She in a Sandus lap and go pussy Just this year. I 1301 01:27:05,239 --> 01:27:10,359 want a thirty peg of genuinely take his your single? Got nice chits? 1302 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:15,840 Can I get a picture over here with Sanna? Maybe I should play Santa? 1303 01:27:16,039 --> 01:27:18,279 Oh? That would be it? Hi, Lois, what do you 1304 01:27:18,279 --> 01:27:20,920 want? Barbie Malibu? Is that your mom? Oh? She's hot. 1305 01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:26,680 Where's daddy? Always out of town? Daddy doesn't live with you anymore. 1306 01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,479 I'll tell you what, give me your address. I'm gonna deliver that. 1307 01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:35,399 He'll be over deliver. I'll be dressed up like a gingerbread man. Well 1308 01:27:35,439 --> 01:27:41,680 you moved. I'm confused. My my system seven updated yet that you need 1309 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,560 to get me quick on her feet with that stuff? Yeah, I think 1310 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:50,199 that. Uh, all right, prospects on the line. Uh besides miss 1311 01:27:51,079 --> 01:27:55,399 Canal Town. Yeah, well, I didn't know how comfortable you are saying 1312 01:27:55,399 --> 01:28:00,279 anything. Well, I stopped at a great place for coffee, yeah, 1313 01:28:00,399 --> 01:28:04,359 and was flirting a little bit with the person ringing me up. Okay, 1314 01:28:04,439 --> 01:28:06,520 she said, she like Tommy. We have some friends. She's a friend 1315 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:10,159 of yours on Facebook. She is. Yeah, wow, look at that. 1316 01:28:11,479 --> 01:28:13,840 I don't want to give her name. All right, she listens to 1317 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,760 the podcast. I don't know, I'm a friend on the Facebook. On 1318 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:21,399 the face do you make a sentence right there? Huh? I have a 1319 01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:27,279 friend in the Facebook with this woman. I don't. I didn't recognize her. 1320 01:28:27,399 --> 01:28:30,800 Yeah, yeah, Well you're just so popular. People want to friend 1321 01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:34,079 and I can't you know they want to friend you? In thirty years on 1322 01:28:34,119 --> 01:28:38,680 the radio exactly. Look at look at the losers on radio. Of course 1323 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,079 they stood out. I give your name and I'm on a podcast. Who 1324 01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:45,079 They're like, Yeah, why do I know that name? Why do I 1325 01:28:45,119 --> 01:28:48,760 know that guy? He's a sex offender in your street? That's right by 1326 01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:55,159 William Willie. How about I got a I got a thing where somebody mixed 1327 01:28:55,239 --> 01:28:57,359 up the M and the A at the end of my name and it became 1328 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:02,800 Willama woman with Willim William Morian. Yeah, Willem, I got w I 1329 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:08,159 L L I m A Mouran. Uh did you ever get mixed up with 1330 01:29:08,199 --> 01:29:11,399 Moron Moran? People do that to make a joke, which doesn't. Yeah. 1331 01:29:11,399 --> 01:29:14,199 I was always saying it's a kid. Yeah. Then you got bullies, 1332 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:16,600 Yeah, of course I did. Okay, I loved it. He 1333 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:19,680 did. It was attention. Nobody left, nobody like he's getting bullied. 1334 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,920 Oh, I fought right back. I gave it right back to me because 1335 01:29:23,319 --> 01:29:27,319 transgender bathroom. Mostly Yes, most of these kids were dumb. Hey, 1336 01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:30,720 Hey, you were on the girls basketball. You shouldn't be in here. 1337 01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:32,880 King over three foot five, Betty, you don't have balls, but if 1338 01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:38,600 you want some, I'll put them on your chin. No, I don't. 1339 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:42,640 I don't where did this show go off? The raid? What are 1340 01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:46,279 you talking about? I don't, Uh, Laura was the one talking about 1341 01:29:46,279 --> 01:29:50,159 a train. I don't know what that was. Just I was very uncomfortable 1342 01:29:50,199 --> 01:29:55,840 last night. You uncomfortable a little bit? Okay, it makes you uncomfortable 1343 01:29:56,560 --> 01:30:00,239 because your dick pick wasn't in the top twenty. Yeah, they're very upsetting 1344 01:30:00,279 --> 01:30:03,079 to me. I spent a lot of time. I got the right lighting, 1345 01:30:03,199 --> 01:30:06,199 I went through the whole thing. I put makeup on it, makeup, 1346 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:10,600 I said, makeup, lights, hair, we got a hair blow 1347 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:13,560 dryer out. I did the whole thing and the crop did you write with 1348 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:21,199 a sharpiehie? Laura? No. All I got was high thank you. 1349 01:30:23,039 --> 01:30:30,079 There comes a pitch come on like he didn't know this one? No? 1350 01:30:30,199 --> 01:30:32,359 I said, Hi, Laura, thanks for coming on the podcast. I 1351 01:30:34,359 --> 01:30:38,640 way, I went irish though, I went the other way because I knew 1352 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,439 if that one was too predictable, I wasn't. Uh. No, I 1353 01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:47,119 certainly would never send a dick pic to anybody anymore, anybody. I don't 1354 01:30:47,119 --> 01:30:50,720 think I. I might have sent one at some point, I don't remember. 1355 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:54,720 I think it's like a toy. You gotta try it out. You 1356 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:58,199 were married for like before they became a technology that was something you could do. 1357 01:30:58,359 --> 01:31:00,359 Yeah, and then I wasn't for a few mints. I don't know. 1358 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,680 I think that more is a joke. I'm on a shot like calls 1359 01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:08,600 and you know you said it to Hey, what do you think of this? 1360 01:31:09,399 --> 01:31:15,439 See what's happening here? I don't So why are you uncomfortable? Well, 1361 01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:20,159 just because I there's a this is where like you know, you get 1362 01:31:20,199 --> 01:31:25,680 older and you start to go sometimes we're trying too hard? Yeah, do 1363 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,159 you understand? You know what I'm saying, like you're you're you're trying too 1364 01:31:28,239 --> 01:31:32,359 hard, and I go, no matter what, that's somebody's mom, right, 1365 01:31:32,399 --> 01:31:36,239 you know what I'm saying, it's somebody's mom. And even when Stephanie 1366 01:31:36,319 --> 01:31:39,479 was in here and she would really say a lot of things, I always 1367 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:43,560 feel like, at some point, how much am I responsible for this? 1368 01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:45,880 Even though they're saying it, I'm allowing it. I'm not stopping you. 1369 01:31:46,199 --> 01:31:50,600 But you're somebody's And I would never want anybody to leave the podcast or anything 1370 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:55,560 that we were involved in to go well, they really made me look bad 1371 01:31:56,039 --> 01:32:00,319 or they allowed things to be misconstrued I don't think that was a case, 1372 01:32:00,319 --> 01:32:02,600 but I I don't know why. I get a little uncomfortable. I I'd 1373 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:06,680 rather make the jokes here with you guys, because everybody knows it's more of 1374 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:12,079 a joke. Yeah, when you say it there sometimes you know you never 1375 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:17,760 I'm always amazed at the number of guys who just send women unsolicited pictures of 1376 01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:21,920 their penis. I always equated to the old commercial how many licks does it 1377 01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:26,319 take to get to the center of a roll lot? Three? Yeah? 1378 01:32:26,359 --> 01:32:30,359 Three? It's like, how how is your day? Oh? Pretty good? 1379 01:32:30,399 --> 01:32:31,920 How is yours? Great? Crank? You know, I mean, 1380 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:35,199 all of a sudden, there's a dick pic and I go, That's what 1381 01:32:35,359 --> 01:32:40,439 some women have said on dating sites. But I don't know. I don't 1382 01:32:40,439 --> 01:32:45,079 want hookups. I don't want any pictures of your stuff when secretly they do 1383 01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:48,439 well. I gotta think that there's women that find it attractive in some way 1384 01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:53,720 because they otherwise right, there has to be yeah, I would think yeah, 1385 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:56,720 And I think if you're in a relationship, out of ten but maybe 1386 01:32:56,720 --> 01:33:01,279 two out of ten, yeah, twenty percent. But I think, if 1387 01:33:01,319 --> 01:33:05,039 you're in a relationship, do you want Beth ever send a little no, 1388 01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:10,680 no, once you send her like just a picture of your of just your 1389 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:14,159 your rear, like they cover of the Bruce Springsteen Born in the USA album 1390 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:16,479 Hat. Yeah, yeah, it would be kind of funny. Yeah, 1391 01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:21,000 she'd be like, I'll get it. I don't know. I yeah, 1392 01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:24,359 so I did get a little uncomfortable with that last night. But it was 1393 01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:29,000 an interesting thing. And now does she say she sends back pictures to guys 1394 01:33:29,039 --> 01:33:31,520 if once in a while. Yeah, yeah, she got her stack footage. 1395 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,279 I didn't ask to see it. Okay, I'm sure there is. 1396 01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:40,479 I'm sure there is. I'm sure there's a whole thing. I think this 1397 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:43,840 goes on way more. You know what I find intriguing, like I find 1398 01:33:44,279 --> 01:33:47,039 human beings. I love talking to people, and I love finding stuff out, 1399 01:33:47,319 --> 01:33:53,199 and I love when we see the person who you would never expect to 1400 01:33:53,279 --> 01:33:58,680 do whatever. That kind of stuff is really deep into that kind of stuff, 1401 01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:02,439 Like they like that sending the pictures, the dirty talk you know they 1402 01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:05,960 were hooking up with. I don't know. I didn't joke about dating that. 1403 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,600 I used to like dirty talk until I dated a girl. There was 1404 01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:14,479 a stutter and she like dirty talk and she's like, hey, did Doug, 1405 01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:20,840 you will woman, this is sucking, dick, and like, yeah, 1406 01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:25,199 I guess so I kind of ruined it for me and I just stopped 1407 01:34:25,199 --> 01:34:30,760 after that. I don't know if they would go over good at the stage. 1408 01:34:32,159 --> 01:34:35,159 No, you got to do the next stutterer's convention. Yeah, there 1409 01:34:35,199 --> 01:34:38,520 you go. What's funny you never have one of these problems? Well, 1410 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:41,319 this is why boners go to die, right, that's funny. The women 1411 01:34:41,359 --> 01:34:45,560 don't stutter, did they? Yeah, my mom, when I pull my 1412 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:53,199 pants down a woman, this is sucking because like stutterers, like they usually 1413 01:34:53,239 --> 01:34:56,880 guys at least like on television, what did you do to this show? 1414 01:34:57,399 --> 01:35:01,840 What did you do off the rails? Choochu. I just brought up a 1415 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:05,960 fact. The Uh, my mom did stuttering therapy. My mom was a 1416 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:10,279 speech pathologist and then she was going to go into private practice, so she 1417 01:35:10,319 --> 01:35:13,319 had to get an additional license. So she had to do some work. 1418 01:35:13,359 --> 01:35:18,399 And she found a girl who I went to school with, who stuttered and 1419 01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:25,239 part of Alonso, No, it was not so part of the whole stuttering. 1420 01:35:25,359 --> 01:35:30,000 The way this this method was breath controlling your breath, so she had 1421 01:35:30,079 --> 01:35:35,119 her breathe into a tape recorder like and do all this stuff through a tube 1422 01:35:35,399 --> 01:35:40,279 because the tube would kind of control, right, So hern Vader had a 1423 01:35:40,279 --> 01:35:48,119 stuttering pile. Her name Isluke. I cut, this girl's this girl's Jimmy, 1424 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,439 can you make this work? Or what? This girl's name was Brett 1425 01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:58,239 Breathing, Brett Brett like Brett Butler and my buddy and I are over one 1426 01:35:58,319 --> 01:36:00,800 day and he goes, what's this. Oh, that's my mom's starting therapy, 1427 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:05,119 and we hear my mom going. So he pushed his play and you 1428 01:36:05,199 --> 01:36:09,680 hear and he goes, okay, breathe. From then on her name was 1429 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:15,119 breath It was awful, fucking horrible. Had the worst shit in a small 1430 01:36:15,159 --> 01:36:17,199 town. Huh you had this much stuff in a small town. Yeah, 1431 01:36:17,239 --> 01:36:20,960 okay, absolutely, we had one of everything, every single thing you wanted. 1432 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:27,079 I got the candyman, the sutter, the flashcoat, the flash guy, 1433 01:36:27,239 --> 01:36:31,479 flashy with the raincoat. They just had that recently. I thought they 1434 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:36,159 just had it in tops where a guy was flashing little kids tops Victor Farmington 1435 01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:40,159 right in the go to jail for the rest of your life for that. 1436 01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:44,000 So he was, and then I guess he was. They're saying he was 1437 01:36:44,479 --> 01:36:46,920 trying to lure the kid. I can't tell if he was a level three 1438 01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:53,119 sex offender already and now apparently his bracelet was damaged so he was able to 1439 01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:58,760 home confinement. Whatever. He flashes a kid in the aisle. The kid 1440 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,079 tells the mom, they go back, can watch the footage from the tops, 1441 01:37:01,119 --> 01:37:05,000 and apparently there are multiple kids that he get exposed to. I shouldn't 1442 01:37:05,039 --> 01:37:08,800 laugh at that, should I shouldn't laugh at that? But I'm just picturing 1443 01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:12,399 like if I turned the okay, right now, if I turned the aisle 1444 01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:15,359 and I see a guy with his crank out, I'm gonna start laughing, 1445 01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:19,239 even if it's to a kid. You wouldn't lets say, I wouldn't see 1446 01:37:19,239 --> 01:37:25,159 the kid at first, Dug, you think, what do you think of 1447 01:37:25,199 --> 01:37:29,319 this? You wouldn't just find that you could throw and throw it at him. 1448 01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,159 I don't know. I think it would be so shocked as to what's 1449 01:37:31,159 --> 01:37:35,359 happening now. I think they also said in the news article he was trying 1450 01:37:35,399 --> 01:37:41,000 to lure a seventeen year or seventeen a seven year old somewhere with him. 1451 01:37:41,199 --> 01:37:44,439 I don't know. I don't know. I know that there were multiple This 1452 01:37:44,479 --> 01:37:47,439 almost sounds like a guy who just likes to expose himself. I don't think 1453 01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:51,680 there's any but I don't know any pattern of actually touch. But you never 1454 01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:55,000 know where this is going to go, and you can't be walking around just 1455 01:37:55,159 --> 01:37:58,520 with it on out right. You know. They had the guy uh East 1456 01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:00,840 Rochester who was sucking toes for a while. He would go into places. 1457 01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:04,159 I think he would crawl up your stalls at the bathrooms in the summer and 1458 01:38:04,159 --> 01:38:08,399 I'm like, you start sucking a woman's toe. I think that happened a 1459 01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:11,520 few times. Then there was the guy who can pay people to let you 1460 01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:14,359 do that. That is a fetish. I mean it was a Jets coach, 1461 01:38:14,439 --> 01:38:16,279 right. He got out of the Ryan made Rex. Ryan made the 1462 01:38:16,399 --> 01:38:24,920 joke about the last Darius Tony being a toe. He goes, that's one 1463 01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,520 toe, not over. I don't like that. And the other guy goes, 1464 01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,239 man, if you turn Rex Ryan off defeat, you know you're you'd 1465 01:38:30,359 --> 01:38:36,359 man. It's like, but how about Tony? By the way, they 1466 01:38:36,359 --> 01:38:43,319 got to cut him next year he dropped again. I mean, he's he's 1467 01:38:43,479 --> 01:38:47,119 never been worth the headache. He had a couple of bobbles in that game. 1468 01:38:47,239 --> 01:38:53,039 Yeah, but that's what happens when you're paying your star quarterback. The 1469 01:38:53,119 --> 01:38:55,920 amount of the bills are gonna wind up. They're gonna doing the same thing 1470 01:38:55,960 --> 01:38:59,359 next year, right, So that means when you draft, you can't miss. 1471 01:38:59,399 --> 01:39:01,319 And the thing is, and you're good, you're gonna be picking from 1472 01:39:01,319 --> 01:39:04,680 the back of the pack over and over. So you really gotta nail your 1473 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:06,880 stars. Well, they don't want you to be good all the time. 1474 01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:10,800 They want to that's the NFL is Belichick was able to beat it, but 1475 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:14,600 I mean he got Tom Brady to take half the money. Yes, Brady 1476 01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:17,039 was more in the love of the game and winning. I think as the 1477 01:39:17,079 --> 01:39:20,039 salary cap like goes up because the NFL is gonna bring it more and more 1478 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:24,359 money over these years, like they're talking about more Amazon games and stuff, 1479 01:39:24,359 --> 01:39:27,840 what's gonna end up happening is they're gonna the quarterbacks are be looking like these 1480 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:30,520 contracts are gonna end up like bargains and it all come back down to earth 1481 01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:33,199 and you're gonna find out the best team of the best quarterbacks usually gonna win. 1482 01:39:33,479 --> 01:39:36,600 That's why he's pissed off McDermot because he's wasted the best years of Josh 1483 01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:41,359 Allen's you know, pre I'm still wondering and I know this sounds crazy. 1484 01:39:41,479 --> 01:39:47,039 I do wonder if that Tyler Dunn article I possibly. Here's the thing. 1485 01:39:47,479 --> 01:39:54,039 After that game where they beat the they beat the Chiefs, the person who 1486 01:39:54,039 --> 01:39:57,199 gave him the game ball wasn't a player. It was the general manager, 1487 01:39:57,239 --> 01:40:00,800 whom McDermott hired. So we'll find out. Let's put it this way. 1488 01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:04,319 Look, this week they did things we never we haven't seen them do on 1489 01:40:04,399 --> 01:40:08,399 as they did. They also got a few breaks, and they get those 1490 01:40:08,399 --> 01:40:10,159 breaks. Oh, they got a few breaks. I mean, that was 1491 01:40:10,199 --> 01:40:14,600 one of those games where the Philadelphia game went the other way with the breaks 1492 01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:16,600 and ended up catching the Bills, biting them. That could have happened against 1493 01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:21,199 Dallas. Fortunately, they had an offensive coordinator in this case who abandoned his 1494 01:40:21,279 --> 01:40:25,720 own playbook and said, no, we're just gonna run because it's working seams, 1495 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,279 so let's just keep running them. And it worked. There were games 1496 01:40:28,279 --> 01:40:30,439 where Belichick would come to Buffalo and tell Tom Brady could pretty much take the 1497 01:40:30,479 --> 01:40:32,680 day off. We're just gonna run the Bills because they can't stop us. 1498 01:40:33,039 --> 01:40:35,640 And that's what a good coach does. Now, I'm not gonna get carried 1499 01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:41,199 away with Brady. Yet we still gotta beat the Chargers. Forty nine ers 1500 01:40:41,239 --> 01:40:43,640 is what. We gotta beat Buddy in the Super Bowl. Ain't gonna happen. 1501 01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:46,199 Gotta be whipping the shit out of everybody, kicking ass, taking names 1502 01:40:46,239 --> 01:40:50,359 all the way from San fran Baby, the gold rush is coming for you. 1503 01:40:51,079 --> 01:40:54,159 Gotta beat the Pats and they gotta beat the Dolphins. They gotta win 1504 01:40:54,199 --> 01:40:57,159 out. I need I need this, gotta win out. You need an 1505 01:40:57,159 --> 01:41:00,720 introduction? Yeah, I need just two girls and girls girls. I did 1506 01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:03,800 it on the way home from the Bills game. I had some hot women 1507 01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:09,079 in my really. Yeah, I had this caravan that was rending for me 1508 01:41:09,159 --> 01:41:16,079 and for smoking hot women. Now, all right, I'm curious, voice 1509 01:41:16,159 --> 01:41:23,840 curious. One man's smoking hot, another man's I don't think so. Doug's 1510 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:27,840 looking for pictures right now. Doug's going for pictures right now. Now. 1511 01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:30,239 See the thing is, I can't say if I look at the picture, 1512 01:41:30,279 --> 01:41:35,359 I have to go oh yeah, oh yeah, oh hello yeah yeah, 1513 01:41:35,199 --> 01:41:38,520 oh all right, all right, there we go. That was just fun. 1514 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:44,680 Yeah. Then I showed him my tattoo. Good evening, everybody is 1515 01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:48,399 Tuesday night. We were in fair Port for the Bill Moran podcast. At 1516 01:41:48,479 --> 01:41:50,920 this time, I want you to keep your hands and feet inside the car 1517 01:41:51,039 --> 01:41:55,119 till the rye comes to a complete stop. I am the one, the 1518 01:41:55,159 --> 01:41:58,640 only, the hip shaking, money making tower power man in the hour twenty 1519 01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:01,159 four seventh, the one, the one you bought you Doug in Freshing. 1520 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:06,800 We got standing that coming to town. Everybody, I want you to be 1521 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:15,399 on the naughty list? Can you dig it? Hit the post? Now? 1522 01:42:15,439 --> 01:42:18,319 What was it like being in the strip club working the strip club up 1523 01:42:18,359 --> 01:42:24,079 before the holidays? Oh? I remember girls talking about getting Christmas twenties where 1524 01:42:24,079 --> 01:42:27,000 guys would just tip a little bit more. Yeah, I'm sure rap dances. 1525 01:42:27,079 --> 01:42:30,359 Yeah, and uh was there more? Would it get more crowded around 1526 01:42:30,359 --> 01:42:33,880 the hall? Back when it was yeah, bonus time, okay, you 1527 01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:40,000 know they go shopping, then they come over to the cat and then things 1528 01:42:40,039 --> 01:42:44,439 just started going down with corporations, and you know, layoffs and bonuses weren't 1529 01:42:44,479 --> 01:42:48,800 as good. But I got in there ninety beginning, ninety seven, ninety 1530 01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:54,800 eight, ninety nine. I left in two thousand so and they had just 1531 01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:59,439 remodeled and opened it up more. It was was smaller, the bar was 1532 01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:02,239 out far so what it always looked like it was busy. Then they took 1533 01:43:02,279 --> 01:43:05,760 a bar five feet back, which opened up a lot of space. OK, 1534 01:43:06,319 --> 01:43:10,880 so then it wasn't I remember being there for the Ryder Cup and it 1535 01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:15,640 was non stop because you know, you're in your taxi at that time. 1536 01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:18,119 Where's the strip club? Right? You know? And that was morning, 1537 01:43:18,159 --> 01:43:21,239 noon and night. You know, they'd see the players and then you know, 1538 01:43:21,359 --> 01:43:26,760 want to drink. So and they changed things over there. They went 1539 01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:32,119 from five girls per shift to having eighteen twenty and having two girls or three 1540 01:43:32,399 --> 01:43:35,279 girls on stage at once. They loaded up, which they should have done 1541 01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:39,840 years before, but in hindsight, they didn't think about doing it. So 1542 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:44,840 huh, all right, well they I watched the strip club. Now is 1543 01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:47,279 there one? There's Teally Hose on East Henrietta that I still drop a couple 1544 01:43:48,079 --> 01:43:55,680 riders off to every day. Yeah, I want to say Foxies fox on 1545 01:43:55,800 --> 01:44:00,159 Scottsfield. Foxes are still in the barrel dolls, which I have taken a 1546 01:44:00,199 --> 01:44:03,039 couple of dancers too, and bouncers over the past year or so. And 1547 01:44:03,079 --> 01:44:05,399 I don't know if the Mirages. I haven't been to a strip club and 1548 01:44:05,439 --> 01:44:09,239 I can't remember how long the Mirage, that's right, I forgot about that. 1549 01:44:09,319 --> 01:44:13,039 Now the classic cat is now probably it's a dealership. It's a dealership. 1550 01:44:13,119 --> 01:44:14,920 Yeah. Do you know which one? Jamber? Which one? Something 1551 01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:17,239 with cars? Okay, it's a different kind of skin mark in those rooms 1552 01:44:17,239 --> 01:44:23,119 out folks, car Max or something. All right, we'll close it out 1553 01:44:23,159 --> 01:44:28,239 for a Christmas week coming up on Christmas. That's it. That's what That 1554 01:44:28,319 --> 01:44:31,159 was our fourth session. Yeah, because we had the interview with the woman 1555 01:44:31,199 --> 01:44:35,479 from Woodcliffe. Oh man, my time is getting cut. I just like, 1556 01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:42,039 hang with you guys. We'll be a couple of weeks. We're off 1557 01:44:42,119 --> 01:44:47,079 next week. Yeah all right, well yeah, just not here. There'll 1558 01:44:47,119 --> 01:44:51,119 be Christmas. Thank you for the President. I you know, it's the 1559 01:44:51,239 --> 01:44:54,039 least I could do, Doug, for all you do for us, and 1560 01:44:54,159 --> 01:44:58,439 I couldn't. It's a great American I try. If I've been dugging people, 1561 01:44:58,479 --> 01:45:00,920 Love Douggy, Doug you friend in the house to the house for Dan 1562 01:45:01,039 --> 01:45:15,279 Barrillo. I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. WoT a big hotels. 1563 01:45:15,359 --> 01:45:18,079 Didn't know what to do, trying to teat rule A letter to you 1564 01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:21,479 starting not a danger A mom in estate