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Let's get into the Minnesota goodbye.
But before we do, do you know

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anything about OJ Simpson? What do
you know? You were barely alive when

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OJ was the whole trial and all
that. What do you remember about OJ

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Simpson? I know that he will
he was proven or not. Do you

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get proven innocent? No, you
don't get proven innocent. That's a good

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question. You don't get proven innocent. You get found not guilty, so

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proven beyond a reasonable doubt. I
think he was not guilty, correct,

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But every sign points to that he
absolutely was guilty. But he got really

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great lawyers, and most people,
I think do believe that he was guilty.

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But he got off. And but
did he go to jail at one

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point for something he did? Because
he apparently somebody stole some of his football

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memorabilia and he tried to take it
back from them at gunpoint, which you

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cannot use a gun in commission of
a crime like that. So he went

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to jail, prison for nine years, and his life was never really the

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same. But it's funny because I
don't want to get too into this because

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it's boring and a lot of people
don't remember it or they've heard about it.

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So much. But he died a
couple of days ago. He was

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seventy six, I want to say. And a lot of people back then

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believed that he was guilty, and
then he was found to be not guilty.

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And it was because he was able
to because he was a rich,

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rich rich man. He was able
to buy the dream team of lawyers.

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So he had these dream team of
lawyers, and the prosecutors were inept and

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the judge was inept, and the
trial went on for nine months. It

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should have gone on for about six
weeks. The evidence was so overpowering,

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but he was because he had great
lawyers and the prosecutors were weak that he

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was found not guilty. And I
remember when we listened to the verdict live

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on KTWB and we couldn't believe it. Yeah, and back then a lot

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of people believe that he was innocent, But now nearly everyone believes that he

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absolutely was guilty. One haven't there
been plenty of documentaries about his court case.

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The evidence was overwhelming, Yeah,
I was telling Jenny, I said,

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the biggest you know, there was
all kinds of physical evidence. They

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found his blood dripping as he was
walking away from the crime scene. They

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found drops of his blood. They
found his victim's blood on OJ's socks,

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because if you know anything about the
murder, it was not just like a

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stab stab stab walk away. It
was a struggle, and it was ugly

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and brutal, and they fought for
their lives, and so there was blood

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everywhere. OJ had it on his
socks. They found his bloody socks at

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his house, they found their blood
inside of his car, and then the

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Dream Team lawyers convinced the jury that
all it was planted by bad cops.

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But I told Jenny yesterday, I
said, one of the biggest things was

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OJ. After he murdered them,
he got on a plane and he flew

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to Chicago for some sort of an
appearance, and they called him. The

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cops called him in Chicago and said, Oj, your wife is dead,

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and he didn't ask how she died. To me, that's it right there.

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That's the biggest tell, because if
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died, the first thing, I
mean, you're shocked. Number two,

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you wonder what happened? Yeah,
was it a car accident, did they

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fall down the stairs, did they
have a heart attack? He didn't ask.

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So that's what we're going to say
about that. If you got any

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comments on it, then send me
an email. But we don't want to

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spend much more time on that one. Andrew and Ohio writes in and he

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says, I've been fairly quiet this
week, but I've listened to the show

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each day. I have not had
any comments. I guess he's a regular

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contributor. And he said, I
have not heard the fu king kitchen high

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room call in years. I've actually
heard it on my local morning show,

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even Jimmy on WNCI, which I
used to work there years ago. Do

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you know the fou king kitchen call? Yeah, I mean we've played like

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all the highrom calls, like probably
it was around COVID time that we did

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a little like throwback thing, so
we played a lot of them, but

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we have decided not to play those
anymore. We don't play that one anymore.

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We really don't play high room calls
anymore because I don't know. It

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just doesn't I don't know it belongs
back in the day. But Hiram called

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he was a character on our show
called a Chinese restaurant called the fuk king

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Kitchen foo k ki ng something like
that kitchen. And he's like you got

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any fu king rice, you got
any fu king egg rolls? And to

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me, it's like, listen to
it now, it's so dated and offensive.

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So no, we'll never play it
again. And what's funny is back

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then nobody complained about it. Yeah, because times have changed so much,

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but we would never do that one. Thank you Andrew in Ohio. Let's

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move on to some more emails.
Next one, here we go, Hello

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friends from Samantha. Question O.
J. Simpson died and everything I've seen

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or heard in the media seems to
be positively presenting him in his football career

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and mourning his death. Why he
either deserves to be negatively publicized or deserves

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no publicity at all. Right,
he's a freaking murderer, for God's sake.

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Why is his death not only being
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only positive things about him? Am
I missing something? Would love to hear

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your thoughts, love y'all from sam
It could be because a lot of the

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reporters that are you know that we're
ten years old back then and that are

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now forty. They don't know how
enormous and awful that was. They see

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it as kind of like you know
you and I don't remember when JFK was

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shot, so we don't get emotional
about it. We only know that he

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was shot, so we never,
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or whatever. I think it's possible
because reporters today, like Chase, if

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he's doing a TV report on it, he's not gonna he's just gonna report

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the facts. I don't. I
don't know that I saw him presented positively

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there. I did not, if
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a lot I did. I saw
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this guy that's part of barstool shared
and he was like, why do we

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care? We're not giving like simple
thoughts and prayers or anything. I mean,

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he he felt bad for the family
because obviously the family didn't have anything

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to do with him being a murderer. So he said, like it's sad,

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but the family putting out a statement
of like we please respect our privacy

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and ever. And this guy was
like nobody cares, Like I'm sorry,

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nobody cares that OJ's dead. Yeah, And so I have seen like more

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I saw more of like why do
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headline, sure, but that's about
it. Yeah, I don't If you

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saw something that was like remembering him
fondly, then I'm going to guess it

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was from somebody who doesn't know the
story, or maybe a younger reporter that

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doesn't realize, you know, the
enormity of what he did, because he

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basically murdered his wife because he was
He'd beat her, he'd beat the shit

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out of her for years, and
she would call the police and they would

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let him go because he was a
famous, rich athlete. And so she

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even told her sister, if anybody
kills me, it's OJ, and she

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called. There's nine one one calls
of her recorded where she's like, yeah,

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my husband OJ Simpson just beat me
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because they would come to the house
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and he was super charming the way
a narcissist psychopath would be. So yeah,

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I'm glad that he did get dragged. Caitlin Jenner said something like the

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world is better off without him,
and I thought, wow, I'm kind

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of surprised that she said anything.
She usually likes to say the thing that

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pisses people off more so than like
go with what most people think they had

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a connection because the connection is Robert
Kardashian was one of OJ's lawyers. That's

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right, and that's where the name
Kardashian comes from. He's dead now,

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And I'm going to leave this one
more thing because I don't want to go

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off on this for too long.
I don't know how those lawyers on OJ's

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team could have slip at night knowing
that they got off someone that they fucking

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knew was a murder, didn't I
Because they got paid so much money?

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Why didn't do it for me?
I know? But that's what I mean.

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I don't know. I can't obviously
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lot of people who defend people who
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think, and then they get off
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down to money because and maybe something
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know who would be okay with doing
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right. There's no explanation, Okay, next one, Amanda writes in something

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brought up on Thursday's podcast, it
sparked a thought for me. Someone said

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they were no longer teaching cursive in
school. While I don't think it's really

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necessary to learn, meaning. I
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not to know. What are they
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a loan or give their signature for
a legal document. Will cursive signatures eventually

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just be extinct and everyone will have
signatures in normal handwriting. Just an odd

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thought, thank you. That's from
Amanda. I don't know. I don't

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know that Carson knows cursive. I
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but I think he just signs his
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Okay, I didn't even think about
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name in cursive, but I also
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general. That's interesting. Also,
though a lot of things are eedocs.

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Now you like go in and you
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made signature and a PDF filer and
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you don't even have to sign physically
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things that are out there. Yeah, DOCU signed, I mean like yeah,

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you just like put whatever. Yeah. Next one, David Jenny wanted

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to reply back to the parent who's
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preschooler. I just wanted to clear
a little thing up about the holiday parties

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because she talked about how they don't
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Valentine's Day. Yes, public schools
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be called harvest party, winter party, and a friendship party for Halloween,

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Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Why
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be in lusive to the families who
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That way, they can opt out
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can still celebrate and play little kid
party games with their classmates. Kids still

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pass out Valentine's two again, it's
called friendship party. Maybe not true for

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all public schools, but the one
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our fun little holiday parties, even
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Wanted to throw my two cents in. Obviously, choose a school that

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is best for you and your family
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I think that's true. I think
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school or a Catholic school. If
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and Christmas and whatever. Valentine's is
not a religious holiday. But then you

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know, that's why I think some
people choose a Catholic school or you know,

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a private school that celebrates whatever.
Okay, next one, Dave kind

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of a long email, but I've
got a what would Dave do? Question.

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A previous neighbor of mine has two
cats she used to let roam the

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neighborhood. She has since moved away, but we're still friends on Facebook.

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Several years ago, one of her
cats came into my yard and bit my

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three year old while we were out
playing. It was a serious bite.

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Blood was drawn, the cops were
called, We went to the er.

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My daughter was put on a round
of antibiotics, but no stitches or anything

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required. The case went to court
and the owner was charged. I don't

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know what with though. Fast forward, this cat owner makes lots of Facebook

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posts about how great her cats are
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part of me wants to tell her
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about her cats being a danger to
children. Would I be the asshole if

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I confronted the cat owner about her
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safe around her cat or is that
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I just leave it alone and bury
my concerns. Yeah, just let it

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go. You know you're not gonna
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Then she's gonna be pissed and she'll
write back something shitty. So do

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it for your sell. You're not
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her a favor. You're doing yourself
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Yeah, it's tough though, because
that's her neighbor. She said they don't

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live there anymore, she moved away. Yeah, then I yeah, she's

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either going to ignore it whatever you
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confront her on Facebook, or she
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won't like and it'll make the situation
worse. I think. Yeah. So

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I would say it's don't do it
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so you're not engaged with this person
who's kind of a dumb fuck. Hello,

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don't use my name today on the
Minnesota Goodbye or the MNG as they

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call it. I like that.
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schools don't celebrate holidays. Here in
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holidays are celebrated. My daughter's in
elementary school. They have parties for

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everything. They dress up in Halloween
costumes. They have a Christmas party in

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class, and have a holiday event
for in the evening for found families,

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Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, one hundredth
day of school, etc. Not sure

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why I felt the need to write
in about this, but not everything about

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you hear about public schools is true. Shout out to all the amazing public

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schools and teachers. Love you guys. Look forward to the show and podcast

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every day. Isn't that interesting that
some people are absolutely no religious whatever holidays

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and this school. They're like,
yeah, totally fine. Yeah. I

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don't know how I feel about that. I mean, I recognize that not

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everybody celebrates Christmas. I will say
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culture. You go into the mall
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lights everywhere. I think that Christmas
again, I don't know. It's one

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of those just joyful holidays that even
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most Christians, most people don't even
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Carson what Christmas is all about,
he might know that it has something to

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do with Jesus, but he doesn't
think about that. He does lebrated as

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a religious holiday. It's fucking Christmas
time. Yeah. We I mean,

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we grew up going to church every
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my sisters and I have all kind
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really don't celebrate it as a religious
thing either anymore. It's the Lord's prayer,

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I think so, our Father who
art in heaven, hallo be that

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name the Kingdom Come. That will
be done on earth as it is in

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heaven. Did I skip something?
Yeah? Got it? Okay, there's

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more. There is more. There's
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Hella be th. No, now
I screwed up. Give us,

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give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us for our trust passes,

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as we forgive those who trustp ass
against us. For Thine is the

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Kingdom and the Power and the glory
forever and ever. Amen. Okay,

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I don't think it's forever and ever, but it might be. That might

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be a song lyric I put in
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to love you forever, forever and
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lyric. I think also, because
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Catholic one might be a little bit
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that might be a little different.
I think I grew up saying forgive us

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our debts as we forgive our debtors. Oh, okay, we didn't do

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that, But I think that Catholics
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those who trespass against us. And
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it is the same. Okay,
uh, Let's move on from the Lord's

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prayer to Hannah's email Dave Ryan Crewe. First things first, I don't care

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who is pissing in my lawn,
dog or not. People who are picky

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about that seriously need to get a
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However, I was home one morning
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package at my door. I couldn't
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while on the clock. Personally,
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I just think I pay mister Bezos
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proper smoke break, one that is
off my lawn. Okay. Secondly,

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I get to give a shout out
or my input to the whole vegan runner

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situation to bring up to speed.
We talked about a next door post the

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other day where somebody said, I'm
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If you're cooking meat in your house, close your windows. I don't

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want to smell your meat. It's
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us vegan people, and maybe you
should learn that cooking meat is wrong.

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And we all laughed at it,
like, okay, sorry, I'm a

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fellow vegan. I have been a
vegan for four years. My friends consider

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to me a b to be a
tolerable vegan, as I don't bitch when

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my friends are trying to down their
butter burger. I think this runner is

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completely insane because as a vegan,
I don't expect people to make accommodations for

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me. We live in a free
will to do what we live with,

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a free will to do whatever the
fuck we want. So go and grill

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your meat. Make that runner smell
it. I still kind of enjoy the

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smell of meat. Don't know if
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with that being said, people need
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you guys do, right, Hannah. You know there are certain things where

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you can't say, well, I'll
do whatever I want want, Like we

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go back to the drummer that drums
in his parents' garage and he's thirty years

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old and he drums, or the
guy who runs his lawnmower late at night

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or blames their music while you're trying
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There's certain things that people do,
but cooking meat is just to me,

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not one of them. Yeah,
I was gonna say the same.

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How sketchy is this? Says Katie. My sister in law is a thrift

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shop queen, one of those women
who thrift almost every day. She finds

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cool stuff and resells it on Facebook
and makes a shit ton of money doing

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it. Okay, here's where I
think it's borderline thievery. She'll find clothing

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and household items that still have the
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a store in Ontario, Canada that's
like a Marshal's or TJ Max. She

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brings those taged items to the store, obviously with no receipt, and returns

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them and gets store credit in the
form of a gift card. Yo.

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Is this smart or stealing? So
it sounds like she goes to the thrift

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store, Yeah, finds tagged items, takes them back to the original retail

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store, and she paid less at
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so, because I was like,
why would that? Why would what's the

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benefit there? She must have paid
left less at the thrift store. Yep.

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Oh wow, Okay, I do
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I mean, it is stealing.
You can't return something you didn't buy from

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a Marshall's. Yeah, that's stealing. I'll be honest with you, I

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don't care. But you know what, it doesn't I don't care. I

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know it's interesting. I mean I
didn't most thrift stores that I stumbled upon

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that shit is so expensive. They
don't undercharge at thrift stores that I go

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to. Maybe it's different in Canada, but I don't really thrift much because

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I can't find things that you can
find cheaper at like Target. So and

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then you're also digging for forever to
try to even find anything in the thrift

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store because nothing's organized. You have
no idea what you're looking for. You're

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just going through racks. So I
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to Canada and go thrifting. Ahah. You know, I agree with you,

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Jenny that I went to the I've
never been. We used to shop

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a good Will when I was a
kid all the time, and I would

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get toys that were used, but
I was thrilled to have them because they

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were toys. And I went to
the Goodwill in Chan not too long ago,

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and I was a little surprised that
things aren't as cheap as I thought

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they would be, you know.
And it's like just looking at toys and

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crock pots and utensils and things like
that. I think I was looking for

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something for the show and I don't
remember what it was, but yeah,

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I mean they're not particularly cheap.
Yeah, Goodwill is a different thing.

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I'm talking more clothing thrift stores.
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are like not really priced that much
less just because it's thrifted clothes. I

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feel like sometimes it's priced more because
it's like some archaic shirts that you can't

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find anywhere, you know what I
mean. That could be next one,

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Jenny, I'm stealing a topic from
I'm Still Fun. You and Fallon were

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talking about things you guys were obsessed
with. It reminded me of myself when

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I was about twelve. The year
was nineteen ninety seven and Titanic came out

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in theaters. I was upset.
I went to see the movie probably five

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to seven times. Shout out to
my mom and dad were dropping me and

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my friends off that many times so
we could see it. The walls in

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my room were covered in Titanic shit. Every teen bop, teen beat magazine

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that had anything Titanic in it was
ripped out and plastered on my wall.

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I printed off the entire script.
Ha. My dad was not happy about

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that. I'm pretty sure it was
one hundred pages front and back. Wow,

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anything you were obsessed with, that's
all from Shay Jenny, anything you

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were obsessed with. So I already
talked about this on I'm So Fun.

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But my only thing that I became
I've become a little bit obsessed with is

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the Bachelor and Bachelorette franchise. Just
following a lot of them on Instagram,

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listening to some of their podcast stuff. That's kind of the only thing.

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But it was sparked from a listener
who started reading like the Akatar series,

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and she went through all like into
the fandom hole of finding so much information.

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And I've never done like that much
research about something that I really liked.

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But that was kind of for me. What about you. I wouldn't

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say obsessed, but I was really
into a love history. I was into

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two things. The Battle of the
Little Big Horn, which was a battle

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with the with you know, George
Custer and the Native Americans in the middle

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of nowhere, Montana in eighteen seventy
six. And I stopped there one time,

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just like we were driving through.
Oh you want to stop, Yeah,

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let's go stop. But it was
like, oh, this is really

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interesting. And then I started studying
more and I bought so many books about

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it, and I went back to
the battlefield so many times. Because you

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can, like anything historical, you
can do a very precursory examination of it,

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or you can do a deep dive. And I was so into it.

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I had shelves of books about it, and I still own a couple

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of bullets and shell casings that were
found on the battlefield, and even a

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button that was found on the battlefield. From a US Army soldier that died

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on the battlefield. And then years
later they were you know, metal detector.

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They found this button, so I
still own it. I think that

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qualifies for obsessed, then, you
know, I I think I was.

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I was obsessed. We had a
lot of memorabilia. You went and saw

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or to buy it because I sold
all the books. Got bored with you

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talking about it. Just good okay. And then the other one was the

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jfk assassination, which again not obsessed, just really interesting, but all right,

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next wee we got Hello, Dave
and Gang. I listened to the

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show. I want to talk about
the person who was confused about when to

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brush your teeth after listening to a
nursery rhyme before or after eating? Did

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I fall for some sort of joke? Or is this not the dumbest question

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you've ever been asked? Brushing after
eating? It's like saying I like to

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take a shower before I work out, or I put the condom on after

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I'm done having sex. The entire
point of flossing or brushing is to re

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move plaque and other food remnants.
Why the f would you do this before

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you eat? I can't be the
only person who was screaming at the radio

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during this. I kind of agree
because this became a thing a couple of

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days ago. When do you brush
your teeth after you eat or before you

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eat? I mean, I don't
eat right away in the morning, so

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I always brush my teeth as soon
as I'm getting up. Yep, even

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on a weekend, I don't eat, usually at least for like an hour

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or two until after I get up. So I just like to get up,

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brush my teeth and start my day
that way. Yeah, I don't

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really associate it with eating necessarily.
I don't eat and then go, oh,

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I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
I brush my teeth in the morning,

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and then I've taken as flossing them
at night because I don't want to

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sleep with all the gunk that gets
in your teeth and just leave it there.

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On a different note, I also
heard you talking about the a hole

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drivers of the cars they drive.
This subject turned to AUTI I drive a

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black on black outing, and I
can assure you I was not the jerk

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who cut four lanes without signaling.
Those dart liquors are giving us audit drivers

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a bad name. I'm very courteous
on the road, and I baby that

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car. Stop that stereotype. Love
the entertainment. You guys are great,

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Thank you. I appreciate that.
Sure sounds like an audio owner though black

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on black. I baby that car. That sounds like someone who loves their

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audio. You know what. Good
and you know what. I'm not a

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car person, but if you love
your car, good for you. I'm

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going to go back to a longer
one that I skipped because I was worried

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we wouldn't have time. But this
is our last Minnesota goodbye email, and

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it's longer. David, Jenny,
don't use my name. Longtime listener,

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first time email, or had to
share my misheard lyrics story. Listen to

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the podcast. On Wednesday show,
you played the AI generated version of Hat

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Williams Junior singing Beyonce's Texas hold them. Here's what I heard, part your

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legsis and hold your teas up.
My reaction was, wow, that's a

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little much. Then you played it
again later in the podcast. I realized

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the lyrics are park your lexus and
throw your keys up, not park your

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legsis and hold your teas up.
That's funny. Wow, totally crack me

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up. Also, if you're looking
for content. I missed Drake's hot takes,

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so here are my hot takes,
all food related of course. Yeah.

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Wait, First, Reese's peanut buttercup
blizzards and butterfinger blizzards are garbage,

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and I vowed and never order either
again because they're always a let down.

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The blender pulverizes the candy and it
tastes like vanilla soft serf only Snickers and

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cookie dough for this gal. We
saw an ad on TV last night for

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the frosted animal crackers animal cookies blizzard. Have you seen that one? I

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haven't. It's pink frosted animal cookies
that are chopped up in a blizzard.

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And Susan said that looks disgusting,
and I said, it looks really good

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to me. Yeah, I love
the frosted animal crackers. Yeah, so

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good. Second, large scale barbecues
never tastes good. The meat, whether

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it's burgers brought to hot dogs,
are either way underdone or completely overdone.

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It's never a good meal. So
large scale barbecues. So I'm not sure

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if she means like a restaurant.
Probably, you know, like when you

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have a backyard barbecue and then you're
cooking like twenty brods twenty burgers at once,

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and you're you're definitely not getting the
temperature right on all of those burgers

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and bros. Good point. Third, Mayo is disgusting and tastes rotten.

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So does miracle whip. Any food
that contains these should be banned from earth.

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Okay, I know that some people
find mayo disgusting. I love it

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me too. I mean, I
love mayo. It's good on so many

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things. You make an egg sandwich, Mayo, make a meat sandwich Mayo,

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so it's turkey ham whatever. Yeah, Mayo. One of my favorite

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sandwiches because we grew up without a
lot of money. This was a typical

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one was a hot dog sandwich,
not a hot dog. But you take

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two hot dogs, you slice them
down the middle, so now you've got

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four hot dog halfs. Okay,
put them on a slice of bread,

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slather it with mayo and mustard,
another slice of bread. You've now got

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a messy, delicious hot dog sandwich. You ever had that, No,

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I have not. I usually just
use a bun like a normal person.

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No, this is different experience,
Jenny. It is a hot dog sandwich.

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Lastly, I know you said before
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on War of the Roses because people
don't don't respond. But an id I

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had was to offer to have people
right in with their update and see if

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you get some can't help, but
wonder what happened in some of those situations.

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Thanks for all the entertainment over the
years, and I'm loving the edition

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of vont Thank you. She said, don't say a name, but I

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will say thank you very much,
and I might have one more. I'm

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not sure. Bear with me for
a second. No, that's it.

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That is all for the Minnesota Goodbye. We are tapped out on emails.

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We got through all of them.
Nice Thanks for listening. Send your emails

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