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Welcome to see what the party RIGGEDA. I'm Aaron Prescus with me as always

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are Joseph Beck Castro and Chris Chapman, and we're joined once again by writer

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comedian Brendan Pranowitz, who's gonna help
us finish off the summary for Arnold's nineteen

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eighty two fantasy epic Conan the Barbarian. All right, let's jump right back

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in, So take it away,
Chris. The three of them get brought

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before King I wrote down King Oswrich, but it corrected the King Ostrich.

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That's what I'm gonna call him now. Christopher Plumber it was I. I

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always get No, it's actually not. Actually I looked it up. It's

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Max Von Sdo. I always get
confused with Christopher Plumber. Okay, are

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they the same person? I thought
it was Gandalf. That guy's Gandalf.

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No, you're thinking of Christopher Electrician. Totally Wait, pretty shirts, they

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look exactly the same. I looked
it up on IMDb, it says maxim

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They look the same. Yeah,
definitely. So they get brought before King

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Ostrich seemingly to pay for their crimes, but in fact he is super pumped

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that they fucked with the Snake cult. He tells them that he hates the

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Salsa Doom and that the High Priest
Rexor has really been pissing him off since

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the jewels were stolen. The king
also says that his daughter was recruited into

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the cult and is set to be
given to Salsi Dom, so he pays

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the thieves to go and steal her
back, promising even more money when they

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return. I think he let him
off easy. Oh yeah, definitely,

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well too easy. He could have
killed one of them as an example,

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could have killed that girl with that
one girl, I like, slice off

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an ear like. Instead of killing
him, he gave him a job,

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a really well paying job. He's
like, here's the Groovyah. Sometimes they'd

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rather be killed on the job.
That's true. Later on, when when

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they're alone, Valeria tells Arnold that
Salsa Doom is unbeatable and begs him to

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abandon the rescue mission, to just
take what they've got already and run away,

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But Arnold is clearly determined to go
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but to avenge his parents, and
when Valeria awakes the next morning,

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he has gone horse yeah exactly,
And it gets kind of weird like that

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that what is it? The Children
of Doom? Yeah, this is God.

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This is when this one. The
narrator comes back in as he he

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sets off things on the whole movie
and and I'm like, who the fuck

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is this guy? I forgot?
Like where have you been? He's like,

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my father, what is going on
right now? So Arnold is off

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in search of the Mountain of Power, where where the princess is and where

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Salsa dom rules from. But along
the way he runs into some hippies.

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And this is the part that Brendan
was talking about. It looks like they

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live in a be like they live
in ocean beach. Uh. So he

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sees the hippies and this is where
the narrator cuts back in and he says

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he said what does he say?
He's like Doom's children, the Children of

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Doom. Yeah, it's just so
random. And then they're gone, Yeah,

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what the The hippies tell him where
the mountain is and that he should

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join the cult. Arnold keeps riding, runs across some kind of like shrine

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or monument or something. It's basically
just a bunch of boulders in a big

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grid pattern. I'm curious how long
this movie would be if you took out

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all the traveling montages or half the
montages period, Like, it's just especially

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the travel there's a lot of traveling, but they spend so much time on

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it. It is it is Lord
of the rings Eskin that way, Yeah,

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how much better would be would the
movie be if it was all montage?

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Take it from that direction, it'll
probably be better. That's just the

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music video though, especially like the
eighties one where it's just like them going

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on concert kind of seems like a
music like if you cut out all the

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dialogue and he just looks like he's
walking through analope belly like right, it's

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all. But I missed the naming
conventions of how they did, like especially

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in this movie, like the Wheel
of Pain, the Mountain of Power.

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You know we got like Palamar Mountain
are fucking like uh, you know mount

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Hood or some bullshit like I want
like mount the Mountain of Pain, Like,

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uh, I can't think of anything
else. I just want cool ship.

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See this is why we don't have
good names anymore more. Mount Pain,

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more mountain, the Mountain of more
pain than the one. That way,

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this mountain sucks. Mountain of Pain
six mountain mountain, I don't know

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ship mountain it is. So we're
at the monument or whatever, mountain of

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your ball sticking to the side of
your leg and you're like, I know

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what takes back from this mountain?
All right, I'd stay away from that.

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That's all mountains, right, Yeah, mount of ticks your balls,

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I'm not very funny your balls.
That's good. That mountain too. Yeah,

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that's a rough one mountain of the
place where we continuously interrupt Chris before

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you can say what he's doing.
Yeah, very descriptive mountain. That's the

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mountains live on. Actually, were
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When I love this part of the
movie. Obviously the chronicle is your

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favorite character, Like when he ends
up at this place, it's the best.

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It's probably the best part. I
have so many questions, but go

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ahead here the summery guy. I've
been waiting for this. So it's at

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this monument where the narrator finally enters
the story, as Arnold, is that

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by a hermit who claims to be
a wizard who can summon demons. And

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at this end, also when he
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crazy. It's starting to make me
doubt that any of this actually happened,

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like he's just making all this ship
up. So Arnold immediately makes friends with

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this maniac who says his job is
to sing to all the dead gods and

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kings buried under the shrine, and
who is so crazy even Salsa Doom's cult

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doesn't fuck with him. I was
I was going to say, like they

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act like they know each other,
so was he kind of he's very like

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friendly with like him and Subo act
the same way like Super times. Yeah,

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yeah, making friends out there just
good the way to start laughing.

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It's good to see you. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely weird. But

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they're both just crazy stupid. So
so at this point, Arnold forms a

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plan. He leaves his belongings with
the Wizard, picks up some wild flowers,

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and heads to where the Snake Cult
pilgrims are gathered. The part where

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he says, do they have flowers
there? Yeah? Exactly. That's the

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last line of dialogue with them before
he leaves, And that's when they first

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met because the the Wizard is basically
telling him that I don't know, like

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how hard it is to live here, like fire doesn't burn at the top

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of the mountain or whatever, and
he's like, by the way, yeah,

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he is super full of shit.
But he Arnold asks him do they

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have flowers here? And then he
like so weird. Yeah, And it's

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one of the few sentences he says
in the entire movie. Yeah, like

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completely makes it out. And then
I think that the wizard just goes flowers

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and then they just both start laughing
at each other. Yeah, it's so

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strange. I love it. Yeah, So Arnold takes his flowers and he

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heads off to see all the other
snake cultists. Now it gets a little

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homo erotic. Yeah, favorite part
of the men. It's been relatively homo

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runnic up to this point. I
don't know. So he he heads to

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he heads to where all the other
pilgrims are. The snake the actual snake

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cultists arrive eventually to take the pilgrims
to the mountain, and Arnold pretends to

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be a filthy hippie like the ones
he met earlier. But how he becomes

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one is great. It's like such
a stream. Well, no, he

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he pretends to be a hippie and
then he meets a priest three stooges.

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The priest is one of my favorite
scene of the whole movie. The priest

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who clearly has the hots for him, like the second thing. Yeah,

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and he can tell because he's like, hey, can we go over there

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behind that boulder when no one can
see? Yes, And the priest is

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like absolutely, yeah. I mean, Arnold's not a little boy either,

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surprising for a priest. Got you
they won't you're too old. Yeah,

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So he takes the priest behind some
cover and then knocks the the fuck out

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and steals his ropes. Well,
I like it before that where he says

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I'm just shy. He says,
I'm I'm afraid, and he's like afraid

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of showing your body, and it's
like, how do you know that's what

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he was? What the fuck are
you talking about? Trying to get him

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naked? Like there aren't a lot
of gay themes in early films, but

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like, I'm surprised this hasn't been
discussed more in college classrooms because there wasn't

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a lot of gay texts. There's
a lot of gay subtexts in this movie.

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Yeah, in this film in particular. But we're talking about American cinema,

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right, not a lot of gay
themes, but this one hasen gay

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themes. Yep, definitely. Uh
So, now that he is a priest,

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he gets to the mountain where they're
all going, Chris, you know

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what you said something earlier, and
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I mean the cult looks like kkk
oh. Yeah. Absolutely, it

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just looks like a huge like this
place just looks like Georgia, Like it

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looks like masses and masses of white
hooded people like yeah, and they're all

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white, by the way, Like
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there's no other black or even vaguely
ethnic people in this movie. But anyway,

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he's at the mountain, he starts
using the snake symbol that he stole

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from the Tower of the Serpent,
like it's a backstage pass exactly. I

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love how the has like a doorman, like the guy who checks everybody's medallions

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before he enters. Like right,
he's checking everybody's medallion. Yeah, which,

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by the way, the priest that
he sold the ropes from he had

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a regular medallion. Wait where did
he get this medallion? Again? He

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pulled it off the wall on the
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Yeah, he's just showing it.
It's like singing an idea, a picture

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of an idea to at a bar, like at a like a store,

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and tearing that off of there and
then trying to show it at at like

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no, no, it's like seeing
a picture of the lead singer of the

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band and taking that off the wall
and then taking that and be like no,

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no, no, I'm I'm this
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go to the bar with an idea
of Samuel Jackson. Yeah, like,

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I don't think this matches though it's
not. Conan the software engineer, like

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like all those smart motherfuckers barbarians.
He kind of passes though he passes for

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a while, you know, for
a little bit he passes the first guy

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there's yeah, well they're dumber than
he is. Dar fucking Steve the Chargolodyte

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ship like the little a couple of
levels below barbarian. Do you think those

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other guys got in trouble after because
they didn't like catch the idea, like

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you know, when if you get
cod with the fake idea at the bar

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exactly like they get arrested. So
those guys probably, I mean, the

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film has a strange penal system,
like like got arrested and he got a

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job, like but then he got
arrested again, a guy crucified promoted.

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Though it's like, you don't know
what the ethical quality of the ethics and

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the film are just bizarre. I
mean, it's it's it's well, see,

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here's the thing you're missing. It
is a social commentary on our current

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penal system, but it's just shown
through the lens of Conan. But it's

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the same sort of thing like when
he gets a job, basically that's the

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white Conan. When he gets sent
and he gets crucified and or becomes a

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child's slave, that's a black or
brown Conan. So really it's just a

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huge social commentary on the American justice
system and specifically the prison system, and

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how white color white people usually benefit
from crime and getting caught while others do

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not. So I wish it chronicler
would have said that. So one of

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the guards takes one of the guards
like basically notices that the symbol he's using

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is bullshit and takes it from him. But let's impass. At this point,

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Salsa Doom appears at the top of
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As the guard goes to uh Rexor
and Gallagher two, which is what

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I'm calling the guy with the hammer, to show to show them the snake

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symbol, and as Doom speaks,
the guards sneak up on Armold and sneak

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up on Arnold and take them away
as everyone calls him an infidel. I

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did not think Gallagher two was going
to hit that hard. I've just imagined

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like him imagining heads or pumpkins.
He's like, oh yeah, and then

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like actual Gallagher like sell this movie. And it's like, bro, like

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what if I use that same hammer, we use watermelons instead of it's hilarious.

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Yeah, well it makes that girl
just jump for no reason, you

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know. He's like, hey,
are you my follower? She's like yeah.

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It kind of reminds me of like
when that cult where a bunch of

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people committed suicie. I remember Heaven's
Gate, every cult like Jones, Yeah,

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Jim Jones. It reminds me of
Jim Jones. Was that also a

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sex cult? Aren't they all probably? I don't know, they all kind

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they all are. That's the number
one reason you start a cult. Just

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this smash like lost nineteen year old
Chicks, yeah anyway. Yeah, so

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Arnold's getting taken away as everyone calls
him an infidel, and I just I

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got to stop here because I really
like this close up on James old Jones

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because it looks like he's in a
Cobra commander costume. I mean commander costume

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thematically makes sense, yep, exactly, and snake eyesed you what what?

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So? I was curious why the
good people that paste pecantes SaaS never made

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like a theme flavor called salsed Doom. Then I noticed James old Jones is

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from New York City, New York
City, all right, anyway, So

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Arnold is being tortured by Rex Oren
Gallagher. When Fulsa shows up, Falsa

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monologues for a while talking about how
Maddie is that Arnold stole his jewels and

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killed a snake, and then Arnold
tells him about how how Thulsa murdered his

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family and stole his father's sword.
Fulsa clearly doesn't remember, but admits that

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in his younger days he was obsessed
with finding good steal, but that he

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now values power over the flesh much
more, and proves his power by having

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one of his followers throw herself off
a Cliff much like the Girl in the

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Tower. Yeah, I liked that. That was a great thing. It

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was a good monologue. Yeah,
that's supporting actress, right, yeah,

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I bet you that ship was like
super annoying too, god Like, Yeah,

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he pretended it was random, but
he was definitely like no, no,

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that one right the fuck that yeah, Susan, yeah you yeah.

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The way he says it too,
He's like you beautiful woman. Yeah.

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Then he's like, do you love
me? And then he's like come from

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the child? Yeah yeah. Fulsa
then said this is Arnold to be crucified

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on the Tree of Woe. We
see him hang on the tree for weeks

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as vultures wait for him to die, and one vulture gets a little impatient

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and pays the price as Arnold bites
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probably some of the best acting the
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Yeah, well, the vulture did
a great job. If we look at

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Arnold where he's actually acting like he
being, the vulture looks fake as fuck.

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Yeah, the vulture looks like a
correct puppet, you know. But

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when he bit that vulture, like
there is I could see that was coming

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from something deep inside. Yeah,
he played. He played the older and

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over verse card right there. It's
like, all right, fucking vulture,

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I got you now. Uh So
some more time passes, and when it

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seems like Arnold is on the brink
of death, suddenly he sees Subo on

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the horizon and begins laughing deliriously before
passing out. You know, from what

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I heard about this movie beforehand,
I really thought, like I said,

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Gon be some like sort of badass, but now gets his ass kick throughout

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the home consistently, like manages to
get out of a fucked up situation by

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luck. Basically, Valeria is way
more bad at Like, she's like the

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most kick ass character in this movie. Yeah yeah, They definitely make her

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way more competent in every way,
and she's the one. She's generally the

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one who comes up with the plans
and ship too. If you look at

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the cult too. The cult they
don't believe in anything. That's their whole

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goal is to believe in nothing.
So it makes sense that Arnold would one

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day be their king because he has
nothing in his head. It's like the

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perfect Matt. That'd be great if
they kept asking him questions about nothingness and

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he just accidentally knew the answers.
He's like, uh, that's the I

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mean, it's it's sad Conan the
International Spy Barbarian. This is the great

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tagline. Such great tagline. That's
true. That's what should have been on

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all the every poster should have been
a different it's whatever ategist, not coon

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on the lawyer, the Wall Street
lawyer Barbary uh so uh. Subo brings

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him back to the Wizard's hut,
where Valeria is also waiting. She demands

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that the Wizard use his magic to
heal Arnold, but the Wizard warns that

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it will come at a cost,
but but Valeria volunteers to pay it.

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Then the Wizard draws a bunch of
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I can't tell. I thought he
was like just dying, but he

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might be dead, I honestly,
but you always you always do that when

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exactly it doesn't matter if you just
fucking dress like I'm sure most of those

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symbols meant dick or balls. Yes, I think this is where the chronicler

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should have come in and explain,
like Arnold's dead. Yeah, it would

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have been nic And also like this
scene is probably another one of Arnold's best

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acting part. He just lies still. He does a great job alive.

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I like the idea that he was
supposed to lie still, but he couldn't,

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so they had to wrap him up
just because. So that night they

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tie Arnold's body to some stakes in
the ground and the Wizard tells them that

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something is going to try to take
him. The sky turns red. A

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bunch of spirits come to try to
take Arnold, but Valeria and Subo fight

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them off while the Wizard hides in
his hut. Eventually, the spirits give

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up, but Arnold does not wake
up until the following morning, and when

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he does, Valeria promises that as
long as he's alive, she will fight

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through the gates of Hell to stand
with him. The special effects are terrible.

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They looks like like like they're the
worst. They might as well use

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pacts. It's clearly just animation on
top of like the film or whatever.

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But yeah, yeah, and like
they didn't seem that hard to fight off,

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you know. No, they're just
like swatten away like that, Yeah,

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just swatten away. She even tries
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a knife, and it's like they're
they're ghosts. They're clearly ghosts. What

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are you doing? Apparently it worked, yeah, I mean they're just like

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not very yeah. So Arnold recovers
his strength shortly thereafter, and the trio

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make a plan to infiltrate the mountain
through the back door, although val and

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Subo seem worried. Although Valle and
Subo seem worried that Arnold will be more

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focused on killing uh Salsa Doom than
grabbing the princess, they get to the

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mountain, put on some camo paint
and head inside. This is one of

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my favorite parts too. I love
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they're sneaking in all of it.
I love how they put camo paint on

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for no reason. What they didn't
have camo on the entire film, and

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you know what, and why the
fuck would it matter when they're gonna be

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in there, like right next to
people. So they make it into Salsa

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Doom's champagne room where there is a
lot of sex happening. Uh, and

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it's not sex out well, there's
a lot of writhing and naked bodies happening.

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There's not even that much nudity.
It looks like a bunch of people

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who never took sex at trying to
have just a bunch of dry humping going

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on. That's clearly dry. It's
the worst orgy scene I've ever seen,

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and I've seen a lot the worst. Let's see Salsa is sitting on his

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throne with the princess next to him, and I just really love Arnold's eyes

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when he sees the orgy, like
they keep there, they're like peeking over

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the side, and like her head
pops up and she looks Supos head pops

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up and she looks, and then
Arnold's head pops up and his eyes go

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all wide, like, oh my
god, there's an orgy in here.

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I think that's my favorite part of
the movie. That's what I'm saying.

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I love this part of So the
thieves prepare for their attack while Salsa tomb

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starts turning into a giant snake and
slithers out of the room that they were

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making Yeah yeah, cans. And
this this girl she like she like starts

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eating hand but like out it's like
the worst, Like how do you eat

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a hand? I have no clue. There's like there's got to be a

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lot of bones in it. But
she's just like chewing on it, like

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like an edible hot dog. And
I thought like, if I would have

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made this movie, I would have
written in here, I'd be like,

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hey, does anybody in this org
you need a hand job? It would

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been like the perfect wine missed opportunity. Well, then then you gotta you

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gotta hire another actor who's like playing
drums in the background so you can that,

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Hey, who wants some hands soup? Here? Just a bunch of

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stuffs. It's so stupid. I
love it. It's weird. It looks

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like it's like green soup with hands
in it, Like, who the fuck

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wrote that? Also, when he
turns into the snake, it reminded me

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of supermar Brothers. For some reason. The movie turns into the yeah just

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king Koopa. Yeah Yeah, it's
only three frames where he turns into his

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snake. It's a normal face and
his face gets a little bit longer than

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bam snake. Yeah definitely, So
this the the thieves at this point uh

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set a fire and start the attack, with Arnold and Subo fighting guards while

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Valerio fights her way up to the
princess and grabs her. Rexor and Gallagher

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show up and fight Arnold Gallagher gets
a little mallet crazy and accidentally knocks loose

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some debris that hits rex Or on
the head and takes him out and then

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yeah, and then knocks down a
pillar so that like he can't get to

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uh Arnold. The trio get back
to their horses and begin their escape,

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but they knock over the soup.
They knocked over the Oh yeah, sorry,

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jumped all that. Everybody, all
these people fuck. He's like,

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they definitely make a meal out of
that soup falling over. Like there's a

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lot of shots of the soup.
Like somebody should have a party where they

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did reenact that seat. You know, that'd be so great fun. I

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mean, that's that's that's Nickelodeon in
the night. They saw this and like,

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oh green slime, Yeah, that's
gonna be our thing. So Salsa

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shows up. After all the action
is over, he goes outside. He

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turns a snake into an arrow and
he hits Valeria with it as they're riding

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away. This part is kind of
sweet, like it's kind of yeah,

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I want I want my last last
breath in your mouth. Okay, that

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was fucked up. That was fucked
up weird. So Valaria Valeria is dying

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in Arnold's arms shortly thereafter, and
one of her last words is let me

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breathe my last breath into your mouth. That's kind of no thank you,

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bloody, like your literal death rattle
into my mouth. No thank you?

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I think, can we do a
vote? I say romantic? Romantic.

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The good thing about that is if
like she said that to you and you're

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like eh, it wouldn't matter.
She's gonna die like seconds, So if

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she does get mad about it,
she'll be dead in a minute. I

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would have done it, just like
put your mouth over like Jim Carrey and

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uh in Dumb and Dumber with when
he's kissing what's her name? It's like

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yeah. But if you look carefully
at this scene again, she's overacting,

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like everything over dramatic. One of
my notes is Valeria dies from bad acting.

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Alright, Let's see, when they
get back to the Wizard's hut,

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they burn Valeria on a pyre like
like Aaron said earlier, the Wizard's full

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of shit because he said no fire
would burn up there exactly. So I

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have three thoughts real quick here.
First off, they just lost the best

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member of their team. Yeah.
Number two, Mako says the fire won't

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burn up there and then immediately start
a fired And I'm thinking that, with

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the exception of Valayer, this whole
team doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

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Yeah, because is he supposed to
be like a wise man too or

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something wizard. He's a crazy asshole, That's what he is. He's he's

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Yoda, like you know, yeah, but he's Yoda before Yoda decides to

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take ship serious, Like he's Yoda
at the beginning of Empire when we first

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meet him. Yeah, crazy Yoda. He's talking about he doesn't know what

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is talking about. Then Colden isn't
exactly like the epitome of like classic like

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Schwarzenegger action heroes, like like Dutch
from Predator for John Eracer from A Racer.

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I don't believe that was his name. It's Kruger, a racer in

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IMTB. They lost the best memory
of our team. She's as smart as

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too. She's the smartest, clearly
the smartest in the whole movie. Like,

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for example, if she was still
alive, she might have said,

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Hey, why don't you try to
bring me back to life instead of burning

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my body like it just did.
Yeah, right, seems like that's an

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option, and in this film,
I'm thinking that when he said, then

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when Mako said they learned how to
read his probably picture books, because there's

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no way those were Okay. Then
lastly, like, do you guys think

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the funeral piate thing like that would
probably smell good? Right? Like kind

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of like how a steak starts smelling
good on the really can't smell when you're

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cooking a steak. You're cooking a
very small piece of an animal. You're

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not cooking their bladder or they're intestine. Imagine the pubes back in the day.

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Yeah, fuck, Like it's like
eighties Bush. But before that,

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like razors weren't even inventedge. I
like how you can't conceptualize anything beyond eighties

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Bush. Yeah, I wasn't alive
before that, okay, Like I was

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curious if it if it smelled good
or not, But then then after that

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I was curious, like I wonder
if she smelled better than Qui gon Gin

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smelled in Menace, like or which
one smells worse? Like does she smell

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worse than Qui gon Jin smells and
Phantom Menace? And I would have sayd

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Darth Vader probably probably smelled the worst
because they're also burning plastic with that when

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they're burning him. Also, you
know, because he's in the suit,

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he doesn't bathe right, Like he
just is like, no, I don't

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have to bathe. He sits in
that back to tank, doesn't he sure?

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I guess, I don't know.
It's a suit. It's like picture

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Darth Vader in a shower, like
in its postume, just with the helmet

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on everything. He's got like a
plus Yeah, so he doesn't smell outside

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the suit, but he smells really
bad inside the suit. I have to

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assume. Okay, Well, he's
a fucking magic wizard with a sword,

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so you can probably just like magic
away his force away the sting. I

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don't know, man, Yeah,
I mean why not maybe, but be

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also I just imagine there. It's
kind of like a like a dishwasher,

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you know, like presses button maybe
hooks up like a hose and it just

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like goes in there and like it
dreams out to go washing his balls.

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Just pumps water and scrubbing bubbles in
there. Yeah, just like when you

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put you're junk next to pump and
a jacuzzie. That's that's he's got a

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special pump that just goes right like
underside of his balls. Like Lord,

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Vader don't know washing myself. He's
just always on. Uh hey, do

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you guys think that Valeria was a
gold DIGGERM no, because she's like she

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just seemed like she was like poor
like the rest of them to where they

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all know. Like again, I
don't think they would have been very successful

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if not for her, so like
Arnold just duck kept her on his steady

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diet. I mean, I guess
I don't know yet, but yeah,

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she wouldn't have They wouldn't have gotten
all that if it wasn't for her,

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because he's smart, and they probably
would have tried to go through the front

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fucking door. Yeah, at that
place, they had just gone and done

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Conan's planet again, gotten some robes. Let's see. Oh yeah, they

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burned Valeria out of Pyre. Arnold
decides he's gonna wear the necklace that he

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made for Valaria. I I just
this was funny to me. The wizard

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Subo is crying, and the wizard
goes, why are you crying? And

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it's like, my fucking friend just
died, you dickhead, Like why do

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I have to like just because she
wasn't my girlfriend. It doesn't mean I

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can't cry, asshole, he says. Yeah. He says he is Conan

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the barbary, or he is Conan. He cannot cry, so I will

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cry for him. And that also
just seems like a cover. But whatever,

403
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.400
it seems like a weird thing to
say. Yeah, but if it's

404
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.000
true that that's a that's a real
Helmy right there. Yeah, I guess

405
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.279
yeah, like that's a real friend. Yeah, he's all sad, but

406
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.279
he can't cry. You're like,
all right, man, I'll I'll take

407
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:42.279
on the crying for you. Conan
like says, hey, shut up,

408
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:49.079
pussy. Yeah. Conan then makes
fun of him for crying. Yeah,

409
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:55.720
yeah, it's not Conan the therapist, Conan the barbarian. It's not the

410
00:30:55.759 --> 00:31:03.599
emotionally the emotionally literate Conan, the
emotional support friend. We cut to the

411
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.920
next day. The princess, who's
the one that they're supposed to take back

412
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.880
to the king, tells Arnold that
falsea doom will be coming for her,

413
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:17.599
and so he and Supo prepare for
the coming battle predator style by setting up

414
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:19.680
a bunch of traps and spears and
shit. They really didn't need the dead

415
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:25.400
bodies like they could in the cave. But they're like, nah, these

416
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:27.200
might help us. There were some
that were already out on the thing.

417
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:30.119
There were some that he found the
first time around. Has anyone actually seen

418
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:34.240
all Oliver Stones movies? Could are
the actually well written? Because this one

419
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:38.400
is He's all right. He's an
all right director, like as far as

420
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.960
writer to dialogue writer, just the
dialogue and this is bad. But I

421
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.000
mean, I guess if they're purposefully
making it cheesy. Yeah, you know,

422
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:51.680
not every work is your best,
you know. Sometimes this was early

423
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:56.440
in his career. Sometimes you're just
paying the bills. Yeah, just like

424
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:07.640
Adam Sambler. Let's see. So
eventually Salsa and his riders show up and

425
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:12.759
Arnold praised to crom for victory or
more accurate, more accurately for revenge.

426
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:15.640
I like how his his speech is
pretty much like the speech that or the

427
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:20.480
thing that uh Dennis Habert says in
Major leag where he's like, well then

428
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:23.799
puck you Joe bu like, I'll
do it myself exactly. I do it

429
00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:28.039
myself. Yeah. I don't go
to church, but whenever my mom dragged

430
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:31.279
me a church on Christmas, I
say the same prayer you know, I'm

431
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:35.640
like, hey, fuck you Jesus. You know it helped me. Hey,

432
00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:43.359
my rent. So eventually let's see
Salsa's forces then ride through the shrine

433
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.799
where Arnold and Subo ambushed them and
managed to take out most of them,

434
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:50.839
no problem. Even the Wizard helps
out a little bit. He stabs it,

435
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:52.960
dude. They kind of wasted time
putting the spikes in the ground though,

436
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:58.799
because not one they knock in to
the spikes, but nobody gets actually

437
00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:01.480
stabbed by him. I was waiting
for someone gets down. They didn't.

438
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:07.079
Nope. So eventually it comes down
to just Arnold versus Rexor and Gallagher.

439
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:12.720
Arnold knocks Rexor off his horse and
Gallagher falls for one of the predator traps

440
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.319
and gets him paled. That's a
great scene, the scene. I just

441
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:17.480
love that he's dumb enough to fall
for that, Like he's just like,

442
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.079
I wonder what the speak contraption with
the shirp stick is at the end of

443
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:24.480
day. There's a guy with the
helmet right there and as well hit him

444
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:28.400
on the head. I'm sure there's
nothing that will happen. No, he

445
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:35.680
just got visions of a watermelony.
He can't resist the helmets got hit that

446
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:38.839
thing hit that ship. Uh So, then rex Or and Arnold fight.

447
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:43.000
Rex Or gets the upper hand at
one point and is about to land a

448
00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:46.680
killing blow when all of a sudden, Valeria appears in shining armor and saves

449
00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:51.079
Conan. Yeah, that was a
dumb scene. That's probably the dumbest scene

450
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:52.200
in the whole movie. I don't
know what the fuck she said, but

451
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.920
it was dumb. I'm pretty sure
she just said, do you want to

452
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:59.759
live forever again? Yeah? I
I I don't know why she said that.

453
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:06.240
That was I don't get why she's
back to life because I guess I

454
00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:10.320
don't know. It's some weird ship
like they could have done better. Yeah,

455
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:13.920
I don't know. And then she's
gone. There's magic and ship.

456
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:17.119
So Arnold gets back up and cuts
through rex Source sword which is actually his

457
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:22.400
father's sword, and kills him.
Salsa Doom runs away, but not before

458
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:27.760
trying to kill the princess with another
snake arrow. Luckily, Subo gets there

459
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.639
just in time to block it with
his shield. I thought was dead in

460
00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:32.880
that scene. I thought he was
gone. Yeah, I definitely thought that

461
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.760
it was going to go through his
shield and bite his arms. At this

462
00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:40.159
point in the film. I had
about enough a super ready. I thought

463
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:45.480
the cheetah was gonna eat him.
Then I saw the cheetah, I'm like,

464
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:51.280
no, no, like back when
the cheetah first. Yeah, they're

465
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:54.920
showing the cheetah a lot. The
cheetah is gonna eat Subo like he was

466
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:59.239
only on also only takes one shot
that he runs out snakes or something.

467
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:06.039
He probably takes a lot of energy
to get his snake hard, right while

468
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:09.280
yeah he was an older guy.
Yeah, yeah, there's a factory period.

469
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:12.559
That's when you go to grab another
steak and get it hard to get.

470
00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:15.639
He could have probably shot all three
of them, but he kind of

471
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:19.119
half asked it. Yep, definitely. So we cut to that night at

472
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:22.400
the back at the Mountain of Power
as also rallies his followers and tells them

473
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:27.000
it's time to enact their plan,
which is essentially the evil plan from the

474
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.880
first Spike Kids movie, which is
like, I can't remember if it's Spike

475
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:34.199
Kids one or two, but one
of them is just the plan is to

476
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:38.360
replace the children of powerful people with
robots that will assassinate them. And I

477
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:43.039
think that's the plan here, which
is that you just brainwash all these kids

478
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:45.559
and send them back to their parents
and then they'll stab them with that dagger

479
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.840
that the king had. Yeah,
I didn't know what the fuck was going

480
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:53.719
on. I had no idea during
Spy Kids. I watched Spike Kids a

481
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:58.239
lot, one of my favorite films. I just don't understand. It's your

482
00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:09.079
mod his kids movies or her fever
dreams, just like David Lynch movies.

483
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:15.360
Uh so it s Alsa has given
his speech, Arnold sneaks up to him

484
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:17.199
with the princess's help. Why is
she helping him all of a sudden because

485
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:21.599
he because Yeah, because Slsa was
going to kill her. He tried to

486
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:25.000
kill her. So what like,
what do you mean she's been I don't

487
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:29.239
know. But the last thing that
happens is she's crying out. She said,

488
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:30.760
no, don't kill me, don't
kill me, Salsa, don't kill

489
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:34.840
me. And then right before he
shoots, she cries out for her dad.

490
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:38.719
So I think she's like the father. Oh no, she's crying for

491
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:45.519
her father, and so I think
broken, she had a change of heart.

492
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.480
Okay, you know, and some
with snake air. To change of

493
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:58.239
heart, you got to snake arrow. Yeah, so Salsa knows he's fucked

494
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.599
at this point, but he tries
to convert Arnold, but he gets his

495
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:06.119
head chopped off instead. I know, I love that scene. And then

496
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:08.679
he throw his head down the stairs
and he realized Arnold be bad at bowling,

497
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:17.320
you know, to the right,
go ahead, I was just gonna

498
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:22.559
say, with salsa dead. His
followers all disperse, and Arnold is left

499
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:25.840
to contemplate what his life means now
that he has his vengeance. So were

500
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:29.559
they under They weren't under like some
sort of hypnotic spell. They were just

501
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:30.360
like, Okay, if we're not
gonna be if he's not gonna be in

502
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:34.079
charge of us, there's no fucking
with this idiot is gonna that counts the

503
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:37.760
camel? Fuck? No, Like
I'm not, we're not following him.

504
00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:42.000
That's probably it. But I also
assume that having like an immortal sorcerer on

505
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:45.760
your side probably emboldens you a lot. I want to see scenes where Arnold's

506
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:51.199
learning how to read and then that
we are we're going to follow this guy

507
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:54.480
like I samtal immortal sorcerer. But
then you're like he's like he's like,

508
00:37:54.519 --> 00:38:00.960
ah, i'd sort of my neck, my own weakness. I just bed

509
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.920
an immortal. He's supposed to be
one thousand years old or whatever. That's

510
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:08.679
what I meant. So at this
point, Arnold burns down Salsa's temple made

511
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:15.400
of stone, made of stone stone, right, He's good, He's good.

512
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:17.440
Yeah, that would probably be the
best place for Mako to be,

513
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:21.599
like, this isn't going to burn. That's what I would have been like.

514
00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:23.639
That's when I've been like, oh
damn, yeah, okay, this

515
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:27.559
is special. But like he does
it for a funeral pire, which I'm

516
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.199
like, which is, by the
way, like thirty feet above them at

517
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:34.079
most, like the pire. Yeah, I think the point of that was

518
00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:36.599
some sort of magic shit. Yeah, I'm sure, but you know,

519
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:38.840
it looked up. I think the
chronicler could have explained that, like,

520
00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:43.079
hey, there's some magic shit happening
right now. I know I've been gone

521
00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:46.000
for a while, but I came
back to mention. Yeah, let's see.

522
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:51.880
So he takes the princess back,
and the narrator comes back in over

523
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:53.840
the end of the movie to tell
us that he has many more adventures,

524
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:59.159
some of which might even make for
an entertaining and commercially viable sequel. That's

525
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.280
the end of the movie. That
Witch, that Witch is going to come

526
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:07.880
back. Yeah, definitely, which
is crazy? Which yeah, which is

527
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:15.719
be crazy? Yep? Cone which
did corn and return the wayward daughter of

528
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.440
King Ostrich to it? Man,
I'm trying to a pretty good makeo mao

529
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:24.360
and having no further concern and his
companion saund Adventure in the West when when

530
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:29.199
we first when the movie first started, I thought that Mako was the Grandpa

531
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:34.400
from Three Ninjas. He kind of
sounds like it, right, he's in

532
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:38.400
Sidekicks. I know that he's in. He's splintering that nin turtles U animated.

533
00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:42.920
Oh yeah, it sounds drunk about
the whole thing. I thought it

534
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:50.760
was the Cookie Monsters talking ship really
said Maco's not alive anymore because you're trying

535
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:58.480
to get him on on Twitter to
say cookie, Cookie Cook. Now we're

536
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:02.679
going to do something extremely fun.
You're going to play a wonderful game called

537
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:07.880
who is My Daddy? And what
does she do? Yes? All right,

538
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:12.480
And now that my voice sounds totally
different, let's throw it away.

539
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:17.360
Then let's throw it over to Joe
for our favorite segment. Joe Namath,

540
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:22.199
all right, my voice also sounds
different. It sounds a little raspier.

541
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.840
You're sexier, sexy. Yeah,
yeah, and I also have hiccups too,

542
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:31.079
So any sexy hiccups? Yeah?
Is there any other kind? We

543
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:37.280
don't have a lot of names here
because there was spressing lack of people who

544
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:40.679
actually worked on this movie. It
was filmed in I mean, if you

545
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:45.639
look at it compared to like any
movie with like special effects and stuff.

546
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.480
Yeah, oh yeah, like compare
this to a Lord of the Rings movie.

547
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:51.599
Yeah, okay, okay, So
it's filmed in Spain, so there's

548
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:57.599
a lot of Spanish names which are
not really not really as fun I don't

549
00:40:57.639 --> 00:41:00.000
know, I don't know why.
But anyways, so we have a sound

550
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:06.960
editor named bub as Man. I
feel like there's been an ass Man before.

551
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.280
Well, this one's as an as
m a n. But yeah,

552
00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:13.159
I found it interesting because you know, I'm reaching here, all right,

553
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:16.960
this one's not a funny name.
It's just interesting. There was like a

554
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:22.800
credit for Spiritual Advisor and not like
that was a character, not like that

555
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:27.280
was a character, but that was
a like somebody worked on the film,

556
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:30.559
you know, yeah on sets.
Well yeah, yeah, so that's doctor

557
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:36.000
Fred L. Rexer. Did you
look him up? Oh? What?

558
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:38.880
Am I fucking professional? I'm just
curious? Wait, what was his name

559
00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:45.559
fred L What fred L rexer r
e x e R. Oh wow.

560
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.119
He has his own Wikipedia page and
a IMDb page, and he's got a

561
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:55.960
military wiki. He's a military advisor
on Apocalypse Now and a spiritual advisor for

562
00:41:57.039 --> 00:42:04.519
Conan the Barbarian. Yeah, those
kind of seem the counterintuitive. He's aye,

563
00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:07.960
he's obviously a friend of John Millius, but like it's just funny that

564
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.719
he's like, I kind of like
this guy talking just made up a position

565
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:15.159
for him on codin and what happened? Yeah, talking, uh, talking

566
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.000
guns with them really helps my spirit. It was probably Milius actually, I'm

567
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:22.280
assuming yeah, needed the spiritual advisor
advisor. Okay, sorry, continue all

568
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:27.679
right, And for the last name, this one's my favorite. It's a

569
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:32.559
stup person. Their name is Chinchilla. That no first name or no last

570
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:39.599
name, just one name. And
it's like the animal prints. So and

571
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:43.679
this is not a name, but
you know how they do like the thanks

572
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:47.599
and and everything at the end,
this one just says a special thanks to

573
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:53.000
Alfredo. So I'm not sure if
that's a person a place, or they

574
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:58.760
just really like the pasta sauce.
I don't know. I assume it's maybe

575
00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:01.679
they were just carbloading that whole time, and they're like us again. Thank

576
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:07.800
you, Alfredo, just him and
his spiritual advisor every night, just going

577
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:15.320
to Olive cardon because they have those
in Spain. I love that idea.

578
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:20.000
But yeah, that's that's all I
got. So awesome, all right,

579
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:25.559
and that's the summary for you.
That's fun. Uh. I guess we'll

580
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:30.840
see you next episode for whatever's left. It could be trivia, it could

581
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.719
be more talking. Who knows irons
pumped? That's that's gonna happen for sure,

582
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:40.280
and then more stuff anyway. Thanks
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583
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:45.760
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584
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