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Dan Kevin and I talk about backyard fireworks, and then Dan makes us wonder
about him when he says fourth of July is like the perfect time to shoot
somebody. This is a very patriotic time of year, and what's more patriotic
than America landing on the moon. But we learned some things that happened on
that mission, and it leads to this discussion. Okay, now this is
my you're jumping ahead of me here, but this is it. I get
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Chrysler dots, Jeep Ram It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. It's harder
around the holiday time of year, you know, fourth of his life phone
on an odd day. Some people had to work on Friday, which really
suck. Yeah, I had to suck. But for Danny, I think
it's harder than it is for me or Kevin because we get to eat whatever
we want. It's my favorite holiday too, I know it's my It's funny,
it's always been my favorite holiday. And uh, why isn't your favorite
holiday? Just it's because you're patriotic? Well it's yeah, well that's part
of it. I mean, it's America. We're celebrating the greatest country in
the world and freedom. I still think we're outside it is, it's summertime,
the colors, I mean, we have the most beautiful flag in all
the world by far, and it all just comes together and it's like you
feel, it's just to feel good holiday to celebrate being an American and people
come from all over the world to come here to become Americans. Yes,
it's just it's just awesome. I always liked it because as a child,
for me, it was warm weather, you could swim. Everybody was in
a good mood. Oh yeah, always everybody was in a glow. Stuff
up. There was ship being blown up. My grandfather would go to Chinatown
and he was a New York City farman. They had cannons. They bought
cannons that in the early eighties that would shoot shit at each other and then
blow up. Then they'd be hopping around and somebody that had my uncle would
stand by with a garden hose in case a bottle rocket landed on the roof
or whatever. They're blowing off all kinds of shit. I loved it because
everybody was in a good mood and they usually got buzzed and drunk, and
you could do things, and it was just it was I felt like you
had more freedom than you did at Christmas time because Christmas also as a child,
I'm sorries they had a little bit of disappointment when you didn't get what
you wanted right now as America, like getting all mollered up and blowing shit
up exactly the only thing that's exactly the only thing that stakes about fourth of
July is if it rains, and if it rains for several days. Yes,
you know. The other thing too, is like well Jason Pierre Paul
would know this like somebody blows off her finger. Right. So, my
uncle used to have fireworks every year. You're onder restaurant, and he'd drive
down to Erie to buy fireworks because Erie's in the perfect spot between Ohio and
New York, two states where you could. At the time, I don't
know if you can now I think you can. I think you still can.
At the time, you couldn't buy Pensylvania. You couldn't buy the big
time fireworks. You had to go to Pa. And so Erie would have
all these firework Pa you can't buy if you live if you live in a
you can't. You Hey, you have to give him your New York to
bring them back. Fucked right, but they could sell it to you if
you're from New York's highmus rules in the worldbody drives to literally the first exit
once you cross New York State into Pennsylvania. Fireworks you start seeing the signs
around for Donia my uncle, right, but yeah, exactly. So my
uncle would smoke cigars and he would light the freaking fireworks with a cigar.
Used to yell of Anthony, you're gonna blow your hand off. He never
did. Never did I know? I'm done? Yeah, with a cigar.
That was the That was the coolest. Like that was a cool generation.
Like they used to care. I see. I remember seeing guys light
it from the cigarette, right from the cigarette. Yeah, yeah, not
so much. The I gotta see if I still have it in my phone,
I can send it to you. Uh. We were blowing off fireworks
a couple weeks ago at my house and one kind of went awry a little
bit and it was shooting right across the street of Bob's Bob's daughters on front
porch. She's like, oh, ship, they're shooting at me. Speaking
of cigarettes, well, we used to shoot bottle rockets at each other.
Yes, this is Bob's ring doorbell cam. Oh, and this is it
right here. Let's see can we hear it? Oh my god, Oh
my god, that like it was right there? Were you aiming it at
her? No? What happened is that one it's had like six or seven
shots on it, but it fell over. So it was going over one
can toward where all the kids were, and then that went the other way
and went all toward where Bob's wall. It's always the great one where they're
lighting them off at the end of the driveway and one goes awry and it
hits the car. The car explodes, and the family's running out of the
front yard. It's like we usually go out in the middle of the circle
and that way it's got enough distance potentially, Yeah, where you can have
that sort of stuff. But Danny, Danny on the uh, Danny's on
the by the way, somebody somebody was blowing off fireworks in Henriette last night.
Yeah. And then a foty year old man got shot in Scottsville,
and I told my wife, I go, fourth of July is like the
perfect time to shoot somebody. Yeah, because who's kind of right. You
can't tell. You can't tell, depending on what you're using, you can't
tell. I don't know night, I'll tell you what. I don't know
that I would know a gunshot sound at first. I don't know that I
would know. I don't know. I woun't think if it was I would
think it's a firework at first or something. I'm not sure I would know
what it was that I would pause to look instead of just hitting the deck
or running. Yeah, that's the thing. We were at a golf tournament
and somebody they had this nice big garbage can set up in all wood and
everything, and the albums were out and farther out in the course, we
just show this big boom somebody shooting off fireworks or something exactly right. We
get back to near that hole to go back across the street and there's just
rubble everywhere from the garbage can. Somebody put a quarter stick in the garbage
Canno lit it and blew the thing that freaking kingdom. Come wow, I'm
like, that must have we hurt. I mean, I wouldn't have known
that. I would have thought it was a firework. Yeah, because we
don't. We're not living in you know what I'm saying. You're not your
every day. My every day is not worrying about that stuff. I don't
know if I would. I would like to think most Americans don't know that
sound. But I can't agree with it. I think there's certain areas even
in our area that people do. But Danny's on the restoration well in his
diet, and it's tough when there's a lot of food around, and you've
got to stay really disciplined and that sometimes you can almost feel the fat leaving
your body because you're burning more because you see the food and your stomach grumbling.
Well, I I it makes it heart, It is, it is.
It is hard. You can't have ice cream or anything hot day kills
sugar, No, none of that stuff. What about sugar free ice cream?
No, they stay away. They stay away from that. They say
it's poorly made. It is because all the sugar steps to your pancreas doesn't
know what to do with it. Cheesebergers. I had a birthday party to
go to today. I couldn't eat nothing. I was like, oh,
I was going through withdraws, getting the shakes. Now when you see a
woman eating an ice cream cone, okay, all right, see now hang
on, you laugh, you laugh. And I only bring this up because
there's some women who have been complaining and and and I think rightfully so,
But I I started to think, do we all, as guys, if
we see an let's say, you see an attractive woman, it doesn't matter
if she's whether her kids or not, and she takes your kid's ice cream
cone because it's dripping all over and the kid insists on a cone and she
takes that thing. She just does one big lick and then like puts it
in. You don't think every guy's going, Am I wrong? No?
And I know it's a very sexist thing. And that's why I want to
call Stephanie. But I want to tell this story first because the College World
series was going on. This was a couple days ago. It was between
Tennessee and Texas, A and M and ESPN. UH found two young girls
who were in the stands and they were licking ice cream. It was like
one hundred degrees ninety three degrees. I don't know what it was. I
believe this is the audio of the young ladies. This is ESPN's commentary as
they were doing it. But they show these girls. I'm sorry, she
got to get before a mountain. So all they're showing is these two young
girls for twenty seconds just licking ice cream. I mean, the hare going.
I think they came back to him too. They kept coming off and
going back to it. Oh, I didn't know they kept going back.
I think it was almost like the Brett Musburger and the freaking stand. Okay,
all rightom Karen's life. So these girls start getting texts that they're on
TV, and then their friends starts saying, you got to see what's happening
on TikTok. And one guy put it on TikTok and this is him.
It's the girls licking the ice cream and these poor girls, they're just trying
to prevent them from helting, but they're going. They're like licking like crazy,
and Big Hawk too is about to get replaced. Okay, all right,
So she had thrown on stage last night. I think with Kenny Chesney
or somebody. Did she really? Yeah, somebody famous. So one of
the girls, and I don't know that I have their names, she and
her friend she went on TikTok and she had a lot to say about it.
And this is what she says. If you were watching the men's College
World Series Baseball Championship games. I can't put an age on this girl.
She could have been seventeen and my best friend. On TV. It was
a twenty second segment of just us eating ice cream. That's all I saw.
And I think I actually turned in tune in that day, and they
did. They did uned in on these two girls and they are licking like
crazy? Are they? Are they sewing? I don't know what I heard.
Oh, I don't know about that. I have not You could be
right, I didn't. I didn't see that. If you were watching the
men's college World series based on Championship Game, you may or may not have
seen this lovely clip of me and my best friend on TV. It was
a twenty second segment of just us eating ice cream or licking our ice cream,
twenty seconds dedicated with commentary. I mean it was just us eating our
ice cream. We all knew, we all knew what direction that video was
going to happen, and lo and behold the creeps of TikTok got ahold of
it because we woke up getting compared to the Hawk to a girl which no
shade to her. Girl. Do whatever when I tell you the comment section
of that video is she's not wrong, though, absolutely repulsing to know that
there are people who have families in their profiles and their profile photos just smiling
away with the kids that they're raising. Feel bad for them and their dad
anyway, Hey, you love the way you licked in ice cream? Be
free to baby shit Friday rage. But it is so beyond evident that women
are not welcome in the sports world. Not that I have to, just
best friend would, except because I want to say, if it happened here
on the canal, you don't think some guy and his buddy were sitting there
going what Look, I'm sure there's out there I'm saying, I'm sure that's
the case. But like now, it's they're being objectified, right, well,
yes, and then on the flip side, you got the women who
take advantage of it and want to be objectified. Then when guy and then
when guys, that's taking the powder back and that's why it's taking the power.
That's and then when Creep's comment, creep, you know what you're doing
ladies, Well case is not the case. No, But I think that
if if if there's a woman and she sees you looking, she may have
tried to really embarrass you and just go to town and go do you like
this? You like it when I do this? How about when I do
this? And then like, if you're the guy, I'd be embarrassed.
I'd be ashamed, especially if you're sitting with your kids or your kids.
Let's say your kids were ten feet away. Let's say your kids are in
the ice cream parlor with your wife getting ice cream, and you see this
attractive woman who maybe just finished a jog along the canal, and she's looking
the ice cream. You're staring at her, and she's like, you like
this? You like when I do this? I would want to disappear.
I'd die. I would die. But I want you to listen to ware
though twenty seconds of eating ice cream is more entertaining than watching a baseball I
don't know what the college world. My best friend decided to go to the
national game because it's cool. We both love baseball. She talked about eating
a hot dog. God played baseball, all right, anyway you can,
Well, it's too long, she goes. Well, she said, we
were eating a hot dog. We were so self conscious that we duck down
behind the people in front of us to eat the hot dog. Now,
I don't know if that's true or not, but it could be because they
knew where they were sitting with, like right along the field, and they
figured she goes with the ice cream. We totally forgot, and the next
thing you know, we're on. Now. I can't say that this girl's
wrong. I'm just saying it happened. It feels like it happens all the
time, and I just wanted to, you know, like if Stephanie Zephyr
noticed it. So back in like nineteen ninety eight, Yeah, my Uni
Creek, Soil Creek. Yeah, my uncle's family and I and my uncle,
Chef Todd, who is openly gay, all went on vacation down to
Myrtle Beach. Uh huh okay and eat an ice cream. So it's hot
down there, right, So Todd's gay, okay. And there's this woman.
We're at an amusement park and there's this woman who's seventy years old eating
a frozen chocolate banana. Ha Hey, Danny. Look, he kept making
the face and I've tried not to laugh. And she's like eight feet away
from Joy. Stephanie's at least she was eating it too, I know.
Yeah, sure, you can't help it. Hey, Bella, we live
on air. We are, Stephanie, how are you? I'm great?
Are you guys? Do it? I was vague. I just stepped outside.
I was at a dinner party. Vegas was phenomenal. I love that
town. All right, Just real quick, here's the thing. Okay,
some young ladies were on at the College World Series game and they were eating
ice cream in the stands. It was very hot and they were licking it
sort of ferociously, and the cameras stayed on them for twenty seconds. I
just want to know, is it hard for a woman to eat an ice
cream cone in public? Well, it's kind of like guys eating bananas,
right, Oh, that's true. It's the eye contact. The Yeah,
I feel like it's all based on that. I mean, you're looking,
you're like looking at someone, especially if you're looking up. Yeah. Yeah,
if you gotta go to town with the licking, just be careful where
the eye placement is. I got you, all right? Well, yes,
well these girls, she she felt like it was. There were a
lot of rude comments made about them on social media after that they saw them,
and she was not very happy with it. And she said, certainly
not the intention. It was a hot day and the ice cream was melting
fast in the stands, and I thought, I wonder if eating ice cream
is just almost an impossibility in public for women, if it's not in a
dish, what's wrong with it being you know, sexual? If you really
think about it, like you're eating ice cream, If it turned somebody on.
Is that like your problem is all you're doing it on first? You
know, exactly exactly, but there I don't know. Yeah, I don't
need I don't either, But I would say like I wouldn't be the guy
to do it. I'd say that I'm not going near it, you know.
I mean there's people that are in defeat and you just crossed your legs
and bounce your foot around and someone could be Sam, look at those ankles
and boas. I mean, is that your fault too, No, I
mean I think that it's on that mins. They're turned on by the meeting
ice cream. This is true, you know, in a normal fashion.
So we need to find a date for you to come back on. I
know we'll have to pick one, all right, when you when you find
one, if there's one in the month of July, send me some dates
and we'll try to work on it. I will. I'll text you all.
Oh yeah, well, you guys, have a fun pod tonight and
enjoy your dinner. Making the family party a bunch of cosmos from scratch,
not like just the lime juice out of so I'm the drink maker. So
I had a pause from that to say hello to you boys. Well,
I apologize for interrupting your party. I hope you the cosmos don't go back
call me anytime. All right, well, thank you? All right,
I do think I just started. I never thought of this, like I've
never worried about the ice cream going in public, but that was it.
Now when I think about it, I bet you you that that's a newer
thing. Like do you think guys in the fifties and all were looking Probably
now I want to run around the corner and get the ice cream cones second,
so yeah, I was sticking on my way almost stop and get some
ice cream. We can play the Eddie Murphy, but you can't have it's
not the well fat It's hard, right, das Man. Yeah, I
love. But you're gonna feel so good, I hope so. And you're
looking better. You're looking better. Down seventeen pounds, that's right, seventeen
pounds. How many more to go I'd like to get. I'd like to
actually lose, like fifty to sixty Jesus Christ. I'm actually like, if
I want, if I do fifty to sixty pounds overweight, you lard ass.
Not necessarily I'm supposed to get down trying to get credit for when it
goes back up. Right, So if I lose fifty, I can put.
If I get down to one eighty, I'm still considered obese, which
is ridiculous because I actually look normal. Yeah, at two hundred dime,
i'm good. One to ninety, I think I look emaciated. And I
could go one eighty eight eight five. They said I have to get down
to one seventy to actually be like in like a good range. I've never
been down. I've been down to one seventy since like college. Yeah it's
hard. Yeah, all right, well you know right now I'm at two
oh seven. That's good, that's that's prett bad. So no thoughts and
prayers, some prayers, buddy thoughts and prayers, and just be careful eating
ice cream, like I think, like, would you do this as a
funny joke ever, either one of you guys, because you're both married,
if your wife was eating ice cream, would you kind of go up behind
her head and push it down into the ice? Oh? I wouldn't.
Never what is wrong night, totally totally totally would if it was just if
it was me and some and someone sitting on like a bench, and I
may just as a funny thing, just go, or I may hit the
bottom of the ice cream. The boys make fun of one when Brady eats
ice cream because he eats it really weird too. Yeah, so the boys
always make fun of heavy. Yeah, but that's just busting stones I'm talking
about with you. I'm always gonna be child. All right, we'll we'll
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Now, I'm guys, so you can tell you what I'm your asking
man, Stop me wearing a pass in Vine, I'm your stop me wearing
a pass Invine. It shouldn't be objectifying women eating ice cream. That is
not right. No, that is not right. No, it's unnecessary.
But I do think that you wear sweatpants or sweatpants shorts. There's some objectification
going on a little bit, a little bit. They're beacon uh huh,
huh, peaky blinders, peaky blinders during the nineteen sixty nine Apollo ten missions.
I don't know why I bring this up. What's the movie that's coming
out where they make it look like they staged the body what you're talking about.
I don't remember. Yeah, that movie. There's a movie coming out,
and I saw this, and I just want to put this out there
just for everybody, because, as Greg Connor says, you learn things from
this podcast they did. The nineteen six Apollow ten mission, astronauts encountered floating
turds in the spacecraft twice, interrupting their navigation to and from the Moon.
The astronauts had basic waste disposal systems that involved using a plastic bag taped to
the buttocks to collect feces. After defecation, the bag was sealed needed with
disinfectant I guess was already in the bag, and then placed in a waste
receptacle. However, the procedure was complicated and sometimes problematic, with the flap
on the back of the astronaut's underwear making it difficult to attach the bag.
As a result, turts could occasionally escape the float around the space. Now
here's the thing, the whole new media to float, dude, I was
thinking the same thing. That is so great. Can you imagine you're trying
to land the moon and a floating piece of shit bounces off your glass,
off your helmet right as you're trying to go? And then who do you
blame? Right? We all know if you live with somebody, you can
tell who farted, right, you can tell who it is. Everybody's got
their own distinct smell. They just do so. So I'm just saying,
like, if there was a turd, could you recognize? God, I'm
sham it buzz buzz again, but it would be I mean, I don't
know the sensees of humor in nineteen sixty nine, and these guys were military
guys. They're you know what I mean, they're they're they're a little bit
of a cut above. They're disciplined, they're you know, focused, they're
smart men. They're they're not playing pull my finger at the II. I
don't know, because I'm going I think it would be so great. I
would. I would every once in a while just shoot one out or break
it off and just float away. I heard that's how Neil Armstrong got out
there first before buzz all you what, But that would be kind of funny,
wouldn't it? In space to see it? Just like I think you
would have you smell it, and there's no because everything you're right, you
have to have your oxygen. And so I'm I gonna smell it. Now
here's my question. Now that you brought this up, Okay, now that
this is my you're jumping ahead of me here, but this is it.
I get served a tremendous amount I don't know why, I have no idea,
but a tremendous amount of fart videos. I get a lot of,
like you know, all of a sudden on TikTok or something. It's a
girl laying on the couch and she goes, let's see the caption will read.
Let's see how my ten year boyfriend reacts to me farting. They're watching
TV. He's got his head on her hip and she just lets one fucking
fly and the dude shoots off the couch. I can't tell if it's real
or not, but I get a lot of these. Then there's the one
where Grandma's in the other room, she's on oxygen, and somebody goes hey,
and they go over by the oxygen thing. They fart and you do
a three Mississippi and and I can't tell if it's real or not. Does
the smell, does the taste get in there? You gotta open the little
face glass, fart in there and shove it back down like an international space
station, touch of it. I'm just wondering does that work If somebody has
an air compressor or whatever and you farted near it or next to it,
would they be eating your fart? I have no idea. I can't if
it's real over here on, hang on, hang on? What if Beth
let you or eye in one night when Danny's sleeping and we fart in the
of the sea machine. I've already smell the smell. Eat it does go
over your mouth and everything goes your nose. There's something over your mouth.
I'm just at the nose stage. Okay, So wait, got bad bump
of cocaine up the freaking nose. So you have to. You have to
like there's a filter on the other side, so you have like basically drop
it like in the filter, drop it like it's hot, and then you
have to travel up the hose. And that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
but I think you can do it. It's hard. I mean i'd probably
wake up because it's it's a bulky machine. Yes, yeah, what are
you doing to put water? This is a dream, just dreaming? Why
you let bill it again? Get there's still water. You have to use
the still water. You can't use regular water. Right, it's a pandem.
I don't even think it helps me sleep, to be honest with you,
all right, away from the child and stuff, this is a truth,
I think, a true story. Maybe you can find more about it.
I've only seen stuff on social media. I saw it on Twitter and
then I went over to TikTok and there's a and it's women, but it
appeals to women and you'll see why. But it's a crazy story where a
husband, well I'll let you listen to what this lady says. Listen to
this. Have you guys heard the story about the five year old little girl
that the husband was convinced that wasn't really his viol child because she looked nothing
like them because him and his wife had blue eyes or whatever. Anyway,
the little girl's five years old. The husband is like, I want a
DNA. What is it with all these women? Clappy? Did you know
that in the world, I know you cheated, I mean she's The mom
is like, no, I'm telling you, I've never cheated on you.
This is your child, Like, this is our baby. So the mom
takes a DNA test. It's not even her baby either. It's not even
her baby either. You want to know why because the child was switch at
birth. The child was switched at birth in the hospital. Oh my god,
it gets worse, It gets worse, It gets so much worse.
They do an investigation. They find out that their birth child is in foster
care because the little crackheads that took her home, uh had been rubbed with
a law and chief been in foster care. How fucked up is this?
Can you imagine? The husband was going to divorce the wife. He like
literally up and followed for divorce because he was like, this child is not
ours, this, this child is not mind. This is not my child.
And that poor baby their their baby, their real baby was off in
foster care because of a switch at birth. I can't like the the panic.
Just listening to the story that went into my heart, I can't imagine.
Don't leave listen, Send your husband, send your mother in law,
send your sister in law. Do not let your baby out of your site
in the hospital. And where I'm from and we have love in a small
town. Our our labor and delivery area is tiny. There's there's probably like
I think where I delivered my two older boys speakers, maybe like six rooms,
six labor and delivery rooms. I'm not joking. And then where I
gave birth to my third son at the Claremore Indian Hospital, it's tiny and
they do kangaroo carey and the baby really never leave your room in the hospital.
But anyway, can you imagine? Can you imagine? I am sure?
Here's my question. Yeah, okay, So what did they do after
they go get the little girl? Did they bring her in? Did they
they raise both girls? I don't know what happens with this to mean they'll
be the ideal scenario. This is a lifetime movie, is it not.
Yeah, it's a lifetime line. I thought you was gonna say that the
other child had died, because that's happened before too. Okay, we're switched
at birth the situation where like they go to like they find out that the
babies were switched, and then they find out that the real one of the
parents child had died along the way. Okay, well, according to the
DNA Diagnostics Center, up to eighteen out of the five hundred thousand babies born
in the United States each year maybe switched at birth. Eighteen out of five
hundred thousand, but most incidents are caught right away. My mother said,
because I used to, well, think about it, these movies come out.
Unless they are of different races, you kind of can't. So who
can tell you, know what I mean? Babies look like that. You
know, you could be cruel to your younger siblings. Okay, So when
those switched at birth movies came out in the nineties, I would look at
my brother Joel and said, happen to you? And he was no dude,
like, yeah, yeah, you're supposed to go to the Peterson family
and he goes, let's look true mob, and my mother would go look.
As soon as the baby's barn at Brooks, they put a tag on
the mother and they're trying to they do that now. I think, given
it's strong, they put a one of those scam bracelets, but the actual
number may be higher. According to the DNA Diagnostic Center, because there is
no national requirement for hospitals or individuals to report such incidents, you don't have
to report it. I mean, who'd want to report it if it's out
there? So how fucked up is this? Though? The guy looks at
the kid says, no way, this is my kid. I never cheated
on you. I want a DNA test, has a DNA test. He's
not the father. So then he files for divorce and she go and she's
swearing that she's not she's swearing. She goes, this is our kid.
It is our kid. I never cheated on you. On every she has
a DNA test, she's not the mother. Then they find out that their
kid's in foster care. And the fucked up part is like if you know,
depending on what you believe, but I think there's some truth to it.
The most formative years are zero to five. That's where you really get
a lot of your you know, trust issues and all those things. That
poor kid. You can spend the rest of the time trying to help the
kid and bring it back. But I don't know. And here's the other
thing too, I can't find this story to Danny to your point, where's
the big news on it? Like I saw a bunch of women that I
pulled that from X, but there was a bunch of women on TikTok telling
the same story. I can't find an actual news story because this this would
make news. I would assume you get to sue the hospital. Yes,
you get to sue the system. You get to see something and the children,
and the children need to be reunited with their real parents. But maybe
maybe not the woman, maybe not the one who was originally born to the
kids. But here's the thing, why would you, okay, because you
don't want to give up the child you just raised, the child that you
raised as your own. Of course, the dad sounds kind of like he
was thinking that. Let's be honest, all right. I can't necessarily deny
that, but he did think, wife, you can understand. I mean
it all it's plausaby. I just need waiting for the Bury Poviot show.
It's plausa. You're not the Bobby either, So all I'm thinking is now
you don't want to give up the young girl that you were racing as your
own, and you certainly don't want to give her back to that now.
So and you've probably by that age, it's possible you've had ballerina lessons,
five tumble tumbling, grandparents, grandparents, the whole thing exactly. Which,
by the way, I think I just saw who's the Who's the uh the
actor who was in The Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges. I think Jeff Bridges
has his granddaughter call him dude pa. Oh, that's cool. I think
that's he's the coolest actor. I think. I think Jeff Bridges has his
granddaughter refer to him as dude pap. When they were taping Sea Biscuit in
Saratoga, they said, the people who were there said he was the greatest
guy. I'm sure they loved him. On the flip side, they said
Tolby Maguire was a douchebag. That's too bad, But Jeff Bridges was like
the awesomest dude. They loved him. Are you seeing anything on this story?
Nothing? I didn't either miss. This's one of those TikTok urban legends.
Now that's what I'm saying it could be because to you hear what happened
in my bachelor party. To your point, I got knocked up by the
stripper. To your point, I do think today they do a lot to
prevent that. Although you know, an eight pound baby, an eight pound
four ounce baby, and an eight pound two ounce baby, both with dark
hair white skin or dark hair black skin. I could see where you know,
you've seen babies all day, that's what you do. You're they start
to look like, I don't know idea. The other thing too, here's
another thing I'm suspicious about. Okay, you ever notice that everybody thinks their
kid's cute, but it rails the kids ugly? So I have not noticed
that people think that. I know what you say, that everybody thinks their
kid is cute. I don't know that they think other people's kids are ugly.
I never thought about kids. Maybe people I'm around are weird. Yes,
ugly kids, don't he I've heard it's like seventeen or eighteen different times.
And of course I've heard people say KILLI kid. I've heard people say,
oh that one kid got the You don't realize as the mother or the
fathers, you got a different kid. Oh, because my kid's adorable and
somebody else is good not so much. No, but you can't is it?
Or is it because you are your child? But this was the first
child too. Of this couple had no idea what they had their child.
They didn't know. It wasn't theirs. They were at the hospital, they
got it, they and who can tell is a baby? It's hard to
tell. And then as the baby starts to develop its personality and stuff,
the father's going. She keeps grinding her teeth at night. That thinks he's
a crackhead. I don't remember which kid of mine it was, but when
I when he was born, the dods and oh he's a good looking kid.
Cute kid. I'm like, god, dude, you say that to
everybody's no a some kids that are Holy Christ, what did you just give
birth to? All right? I can see that, all right. So
I had to find some stories. I had to look for switched to birth
stories, and I found one, and this one you can see where I
don't know if if you ever want to find out you were switched at birth,
I don't know if you ever do. I think if you have bad
parents, yes, well I pissed but yeah, but later on in life,
Let's say you make it to thirty forty five, you do a DNA
thing or whatever. Somebody sent you an ancestry dot com and you decide to
do the DNA thing, and then you find out I'm not white. Well,
okay, okay, hold on. Two Canadian men. No, no,
no, But two Canadian men who discovered they were switched at birth from
a DNA test finally received a formal apology from the government nearly seventy years after.
Richard Bovis and Eddie Ambrose, both forty eight, born on the same
day in the same hospital in Manitoba in nineteen fifty five. However, a
major error in the hospital led to Bovas and Ambrose being taken home by each
other's biological parents. Okay, so they got switched. The two men sat
side by side to hear Manitoba's premiere make a formal apology for the years they
spent away from their respective biological families. But here's the thing. Bovas,
who grew up in British Columbia, believed he was an indigenous person for his
entire life. I thought, yes, we're sorry. Okay, no,
but and that's why universal healthcare will never work in this country. You think
you think you're an indigenous person. You probably had great pride in that I
want to catch lobster in the off season. You know there's You're probably a
great pride by the way you can if you're indigenous in Canada. No,
but I'm just saying you like all those things. Ye, you're raised Hi,
there were probably tradition and stories and you both shot that. Yeah,
and you fought all this stuff. And then in twenty twenty, dude takes
a DNA test and it reveals he was actually a mix of Ukrainians Ashkan Ashkaran
Nazi Jewish and Polish Ashcar Nazi Jewish and Polish. By chance, the guy's
sister, Evelyn Stocky, took a DNA test in Manitoba, fifteen hundred miles
away from where he lived, revealing that she was his biological sister. Then
it gets worse. He gets a call from Zelensky and he's got to go
fight the Russian. He prided himself on his heritage and is now coming to
terms with the fact that all his relatives and friends were indigenous but him,
Wow, but him. But then you find out you're Jewish too. No,
I know, but I'm just saying, your whole identity, yeah,
I know, your whole identity is this, and you find out you're not.
Now these are grown men. I could see where it could fuck you
up. You start to question everything that fancy dance and well here's the thing
though, I mean, like you grew up indigenous and then you find out
you're Jewish. Now you're like, you're looking at yourself. I have a
completely different tradition of life, a family that I have to like and research.
It's one thing just to be like, you know, but then it
comes down to in my mind, what is inherent versus what is learned?
Right? You know, the inherent genes? Because I know somebody who gave
a kid up for adoption and they got back together two years later in life,
and there were so many similarities and personality and things, but that part
that kid was raised by something completely by someone completely different. Yes, So
what's inherent? You I mean? And I would say, I don't know.
I feel like it's a Disney movie, you know, where where the
dog thinks it's a wolf and then out with the wolves, or what was
a jungle boy Jungle Book. Then he lived in the jungle with the wolves,
and it comes back. He's always part of that tribe. They took
them in that same thing here, You're always going to be indigenous. You're
indigenous, but not really right, yeah, right, that would fuck you
up. I'm dying to know about if this five year old story is a
myth like the one these five year old girls, because we're talking not that
long ago. And every hospital I've been in they scan you, yes,
they scan your bracelet. And I've been in hospitals within the past five years,
not not having kids, but still so I know a guy and his
wife who had a child sit twenty two times, and I know how I
played in the band with him. And apparently there was a stolen baby in
Massachusetts about twenty two years ago at a hospital. They were giving birth to
their daughter at the same hospital. The whole hospital went on lockdown when this
baby really took off. They ever find I think they did fight, but
like they're like, well, where's our child. They're like, every every
baby's on lockdown right now, there's been a stolen baby. They take the
baby out of the room like Jamison up in the Nick. You remember Oh
yeah, he had to be warmed up under the chicken light. Yeah and
take him in eleven nerves is bad jameson Chris. I just thought that was
a very screwed up story and I can't find any proof that it's real.
But it man, they're all over TikTok. I mean, how does it
gain so much? And it's all women sitting there in their car just no
but telling you this story. One had like nine million views, one had
three point eight million views. I'm going okay. By the way, I
remember Monday show when we talked about that, we did the Closest to the
or not the Closest to the pin, but the game, the game with
the wrestling song, Steve, So you know who was actually a stolen baby?
Stop? Rick Flair? Really? Rick Flair's original name is Fred Phillips,
and he was a black, black market baby. He was stolen,
he was adopted. True story. His brother actually reached out to him,
Kevin, how do you not know this? I've never heard that song.
Oh yeah, His brother reached out to him and he said, no,
I have no desire to get to know you or anybody from that family,
which is weird because I would want to know, like my aunt my.
But here's the thing about Rick Flair. Rick Flair like should be dead about
seven hundred times by now. I want to get in touch with that DNA
and figure out what's in that family DNA. Well, I do think,
like, Okay, there's some people that will say, you know, if
you have this gene, you should be careful, you're more susceptible to this
cancer, that cancer whatever. And then there are other people go, it's
all in your head if you could fire off that gene, if you're paranoid
and worried and you're like Danny and that thing's gonna come and get you,
or but I don't know, I need to move to a blue zone Bill.
But I think, but I do think that there's some truth to the
family kind of stuff. Connection I did very strange and I can't find that
story anywhere. If anybody does, let us know. You can text your
Collee five A five two O six eighty eight. IM are in biology class
or no, no psychology class at Fisher. They showed pictures of brothers who
were who were twins who were adopted. They gave one to one family,
another to another family, right and they followed these guys, and they went
in their backyards about the backyard was designed exactly the same. They wore similar
clothes, they drove similar tractors, and they had the same kind of mentality.
But they and they never met each other. And when they finally introduced
each other because I have a background in my backyards just like this, I
have a tractor just like this, I just just like you. They're twins,
but they were adopted twins. Yeah, separated. Yeah, it just
shows you like twins are supposedly you know. That's where I think two twin
guys married twin sisters and each had a kid, and the kids, while
cousins technically are biologically brothers because they're identical, their parents on both sides are
How fucked up is that Elvis was a twin and his twin brother died and
then later Elvis died. Okay, no, that's a true story. Though,
No, Elvis was a twin. Oh, I got it. Okay,
we'll take him. Moment date ditch people writing in with little scenarios and
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have a they have a Sinatra channel, and it is called Frank's Place,
so perfectly Frank. Oh, it's perfectly Frank. Now, yeah, well
it's an extra channel. They may have Frank's Place. This is the app.
I love the app because you get the extra channels. I listened to
a covers channel a lot. Oh really, yeah, it's all. It's
just I heard Mick Jagger doing a cover of Sometimes like this is amazing.
It was great. But once in a while, left the poort cocktail and
throw on some Frank perfectly Frank. Kind of a simpler time, Danny,
you know, and just a simpler time in life when things were what they
were. I don't know if Kevin Kevin's cameras at zero percent, but I
think it's still still picking them up there. I oh, he's on the
on the thing. But we'll say it's good. Is it gone? Well?
Just yeah, but I'm blinking over here. I'm Kevin. Danny's down
to eight percent, so I got to well, anyway, all right,
date ditch Danny. Now, these will be scenarios that people have written in
whether they should stay with somebody or not, and I'm thinking that Danny will
have had some of these himself. The first one is he likes to sleep
in the nude. I'm not approved by any means, but I find it
strange to sleep naked. I don't. I don't think that's a ditch worthy
thing. You could grow that with other things. She could clump it together
with a few other things, and then you'd have a case there's a pattern
videosyncrasy then yeah, but I don't think that's a ditch situation. No,
I don't think it's a ditch situation. I agree, no ditch situation.
I never knew this about her, but when she sleeps, she sucks her
thumb like a little baby. It freaked me out to see a grown adult
do this. I'm gonna say, ditch. And here's why. That means
they got other issues going on somewhere. What do you mean? Oh gosh,
I wish I could have seen all the telts with my my first wife.
Did she suck her thumb? No? But there were like little little
like bits of anxiety that I didn't catch along the way. There was a
girl somewhere in my life that like to suck her thumb. Wow, And
I took it as uh. I couldn't. I couldn't suck, I couldn't
do it. I just couldn't. I couldn't handle that. No, it
would be weird. I thought there was like somebody somewhere along if you want
to, would sit out, thank you, But there was somebody along those
lines that was doing something that would be weird. What other well, what
what issues do you think they would have? Well, that's that's a comfort
thing. But you're an adult and you're doing it in front of another grown
adult. Let alone. But that's a good idea. Let alone. You're
like, I mean, when you date, unless you're just trying to just
have fun and fool around, you really yeah, Actually, even if you
if you were just dating just for the sake of dating, you don't want
to turn that other person off. But if you're so insecure that you feel
like you have to suck your thumb to help you sleep at night, there's
other underlying issues there. Hey, fellas run and ladies. If it's a
guy, look what he's talking about. Fifty five? Was it? Thirty
five births of the year get switched out of five hundred thousand. There could
be all right, let's see, everybody's got a thing, leave the loan,
sucking the thumb, let it go. It happens that wouldn't bother you.
All right, okay, all right, no sucking of thumb. Kevin'school
a second with thumb. I think I might be cool too if the person's
all right, what do I care? I'm sleeping you suck your thumb?
Yeah, every once in a while i'd move the thumb out and slice something
else, of course. Yes, yes, I don't know. Uh,
I'm freaking out. It means they have to be pacified. Yes, so
do you. No, Jesus Christ, you get yourself all wound up.
You don't think we should call Beth. I guarantee you. We just want
you to shut the I just think she she has to pacify you once in
a while. I bring you back down to earth. That everybody, Yes,
that's what we're saying. Going to be able to suck on something.
I'm freaking out about to go on on a trip with my dude. I've
never passed gas in front of him or used a restroom. We're going on
a crew. It's going to be close quarters. I don't think you definitely
don't date it. You ditch on that, you just go, but you
gotta let it go. Do you remember the first time you farted in front
of your wife. She fared in front of me first, really and that
didn't bother you nothing? Did she do any Was it like accidentally, oops,
I can't believe I did that. Or is it one of these things
where she like, yeah, I had a girl sit on top of my
head, like climb up on the back of a couch and hang her ass
over my head and fart. Yes, yeah, it was like I was
wearing a fart hat. After that, it was disgusting. I broke up
with it right after that. Since the guy who plays bombs Away can't take
a part of the head A second way way different. I don't play bombs
Away anymore. And it started out with I did it once because I thought
any more. I thought it was funny as a kid to climb a tree,
and I said, hey, I'm a bird, and I ship out
of a tree. And then there was a I don't really remember why this
happened with the thing. I think somebody crapped and missed the toilet and go,
how do you miss do it? I bet I couldn't miss that.
Exactly how this happens, I bet I couldn't miss I know exactly how this
happened. Someone ship in the locker room and somebody walks in and goes,
you know, I got to take a huge dump and it was right like
football practice and the guy and it was like somebody had ship on the seat
and down. They're like, Jesus fucking chrust. How can you come on?
Speed it up because there's only two stalls. Yeah, and uh,
I so I see what's going on. I go, I guarantee I could
ship from up there and and I hit the seat. I think the next
we do the show from his apartment. When we do our clime up,
you know, we'll put a bucket down onto the balcony. The balcony,
dude, I will get so thrown out of there. We have to do
it at night. I'll get it. It doesn't matter. I will get
so thrown out of it. But I would do it if I were moving.
If I were moving, I knew, Or we do it off the
decadamiens. No, he can't do it there all crazy, But I'm with
you. I I hear it. I I like the way you're thinking.
I like this. So I think I've told the story of the air like
we Uh. When I was in school, they took the doors off the
stall. So kids were smoking, right, and they decided to play this
game with a kid named Fuzzy on the on the cross country team, and
he climbs up to take his massive number two, and all of a sudden,
the cross country coach walks in with a bunch of Czechoslovakia kids that were
touring the school, and he was taking into the locker room. In the
locker room, but he's taking a dumb yeah. Yeah, but he's doing
it from like the top of the stall away. Yes, so he's doing
its cross country coach walks and so this is our this is our locker room.
And okay, no, we're not gonna We're not gonna do this.
Yeah, we'll show you the gym. Uh. He's really into conspiracy theories
and talks about them all the time. I'm not sure I can handle it,
so they keep dating him. My thing, I've been right about everything,
So no, I think dank, like I would say in that case,
right, if you can't handle it's a part of their personality. You're
not gonna you're not gonna last, and you're not gonna last. And why
frustrate yourself or why why make that person feel crazier than they already are,
so just let it go. I had a woman to actually break it off
with me because I don't. I'm not joking. There is a there's an
organization in town that helps talk ladies out of abortions. Yeah, it's called
Compass Care. And I yes admitted that. I admitted I donate to that.
Okay, I go, yeah, if you could prevent an abortion,
why wouldn't you? And she goes, well, you're not saying, You're
not saying no to choice. All I'm saying is like, this is helping
ladies figure out keep their kids, and it's a great program. And yet
you know, this girl goes, I'm I'm a develop planned parenthood person.
I go, okay, so I'm not. All I'm saying is that.
In other words, you basically was saying like, oh, you're you're a
Republican, which I wasn't. I'm a Christian and I wanted to prevent abortions,
and I donated to this cause where women will go for free and get
ultrasounds and get the education they need to you know, talk them out of
getting an abortion. Right, I mean, you're preventing a murder. I
think a lot of times i've never been in that thing. I think I'm
familiar with Compass Care, and I don't know if they try to help you
find like I know, like the organizations like I think Catholic charities would help
you find a family to adopt the child, and that I always think is
a great thing I would for me along the side. I think they might
They might do that too. I don't know, they very well could,
right, because a lot of times one of the reasons you may abort is
you just don't you can't handle it, can't handle a child, and you
worry that would this child be better off not existing than existing and having a
just a horrible experience. Right, that could be so you can understand it.
But you're not saying no to choice. You're saying that the choice is
there. But I like that these people are trying to give you, you
know, just show you another option. Yeah, she was like, oh,
no, I have pro abort you like kids possible. Well, that's
kind of what she said. It's not what she's saying at all. She's
saying I want to have the choice and they don't, and I want to
be able to. But Compass Scare, I don't I don't think they come
out and you have to find them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
go to them. Yeah, I don't think that they're not. I haven't
seen compass, scare out rallying or anything. I don't think. I think
they do walks to raise money, fundraisers and stuff. She never wants to
spend time with my friends or family. Is this a red flag? Or
should I give her more time? That's a red flag? My ex wife
never want to come around my family, big red flag. Family's a bunch
of dudes, fags, No kidding, I'm kidding. I like your family,
I really like your Why you do this is gonna be terrible. I
don't know your brothers. I was about to say I really like your sister,
but that comes off as creepy. And Kevin is sitting over there,
and I know Kevin, but I also know you like his sister. Yes,
sisters, my sister, Yes she did. Your your strange wife loved
my sister. Yes, yes, yeah, uh yeah, I would say
it's a red flag? Was it a red flag? She wouldn't go anywhere
you would get the holidays. I had to go by myself. Really,
now that would bother me. Yeah, she said everybody was judging her.
Nobody was judging. Basically. What it was was my ex wife was a
classic projector. She just would project her and securities onto everybody else atle projector.
Yeah, yeah that too. Yeah, uh me. Did she ever
go like the first couple of years, yes, and then after that it
was like, no, we were together for four years. You were together
for four years, dude? Yeah, and she after the first once we
got married, like or even before, we weren't working together. When I
saw her on that day, we weren't working together. No, Oh,
recalled you up, Hey Bill, I haven't heard from me a long time.
What's going on? Hey, Dan, you're sitting down so I'm at
this dinner. I'm like, I already know the answer. What he goes,
No, No, I know, I know. Yeah, she was
just going with a friend. She was good. I was like, okay,
that's what I thought you said, and then I think you went well.
I'm like, yeah, I don't know here, Yeah, yeah,
I remember. I didn't know if I should make the call or not make
the call. He has a habit of borrowing money from me and never paying
it back. Should they continue to that's get get the fuck away from that
guy. Get out. He can't can't depend on himself, absolutely not if
you could pay it back. That's one thing I understand. I agree like
Stephanie, I went through that. Yes, she told us that stories.
Well, that was the the guy who said he was working on his master's
program, so he was playing fandel He was like gambling, gambling it gambling,
pissed it all away, pissed it all away. Uh. She always
checks my phone without asking. It's making me uncomfortable. Should I confront her?
Or and I would confront, But that is an insecurity too, if
somebody ever check it off there. I never checked. I never. I
never checked the phone. I would probably be the easiest person. I actually
did once check her phone. Well, once you get suspicious and it's nagging
and it's day in your head and you feel like there's truth there, then
maybe you would check her phone. But most of the time, no,
I'm just on a normal day to day stuff. Just kids for me,
just checking their phones. Yeah, that's it. I never even went into
my wife's purse. I didn't like going in there. I don't know what
I'd go find. So you get it out of my purse, bring the
whole purse. You go, oh, they're to the balls. Put it
back. Uh, he never offers to help with yours or cooking when he's
at my place. Well, they didn't bring it up because sometimes guys don't
want to get in your way. It's your space. Like if he's coming
over to your house, you know, maybe if you if he says,
you should say can I help you? Or is there anything I can do?
But I wouldn't want to go walking around like I own the place or
know the place, you know what I mean. I always find that weird
when people walk into someone's house and somebody goes, hey, make yourself at
home, and they actually do well, they actually do like I mean,
I remember one of my mom's friends that she had to The guy would take
off his socks and he's at my sisters. He's barefoot and he's burying he's
leaned back on the couch and burying his feet under the cushions, like squishing
them down under the cushions. I go, I'm not sure that I would
be very comfortable with that. Yeah, that's like make yourself at home,
or someone just walks up and goes, yeah, help yourself to anything.
I would still need another invitation to go to the fridge and get myself another
beer. I'm not comfortable. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's
the maybe maybe I was raised weird. But with chores, what are you
going to do the dishes and then put them away in the wrong spot?
Yeah? No, I could help wash the dishes or load the dishwasher,
but you're gonna load the dishwasher wrong. It's the number one fight in the
marriage. I think love the dishwasher wrong? And I mean it's indicative of
nineteen other things that get sucked up. But yeah, that'll be the one
that gets That's the one that gets the focus. That's the one that gets
the focus today. Uh. Somebody did ask, what if would you find
it romantic if someone wrote a love letter using chat GPT, and I would
go. I wouldn't care because if the person you still got to put the
idea, it's still the thought behind it, the app you got. I'm
not great with words, no, so I let chat GPT do it.
It's been dead for a while. Yeah, I thought I have today the
Uh yeah, no, I think chat a jet a chat GPT love letter
written to you. I think it would be great. I think it would
be a nice thing because it might actually say, take some of your shitty,
dumpy, dumb language and make you sound smart all of a sudden.
But hold on, then you you're the lady. Could be like, you
don't use words like this. You don't even know how to spell. Okay,
all right? But you say I went to grammarly or I or or
maybe you say I used chat GPT because I really wanted I couldn't find the
worst to express it. Sounds like a commercial for Gemini. Yeah, I
had some help write Gemini, you give your thumbs up. No, I'm
just saying like you give a thumbs up, you get the little wink,
then a little like star cubs out and I can help. I have.
I have had chat GPT write me a text message once because I didn't know
how to say something, and I go, I don't want to, so
I would ask it to briefly summarize this in a in a concise text message,
and I would write it and then they would come out and it'd be
great. I've done it with emails, I've done it with all kinds.
Have you ever done with love litter? Have you ever caught chat GPT or
ai being wrong about stuff because I have several times I haven't asked it anything,
Okay, I just use it as a certa. No, I don't
ask it to do stuff. Why do you ask it to do stuff?
Why? What do you mean you use this as certain? What are you
asking you? No, I'll ask. I'll ask, like, if I'm
doing like a search at work, can you give me the ten best competitors
of this company? Okay? Right, and they'll give me a listen,
here's what I found, and it gives me like, you know ten of
those you know answers? Okay. But then there are times I'll ask it
a sports question. I'm like, no, that's wrong, that's not true.
Just to test you use this thing called Google? Why when I have
che gip chat, GPT to find all ten of those things really fast?
I get the sports thing. I don't know. Well, you could ask
it to write sports trivia for you and then see what happens, see if
you get it right or wrong? Should we do? We should do a
game Danny versus chet GPT. Yeah, well I'm sure check EPT would win.
Because I don't know. No, no, no, no, I
mean like you write questions and writes question like, I don't know, how
what what did it get wrong? I asked what was the question? I
forgot what question I asked? And it's something to do with the bills.
It was. It was a bills question. And I'm like, no,
that's that's not that's not true, that's not that's that's the wrong order whatever.
It's not relevant. Yeah, but I know that it's gotten stuck in
the twenty second pick not the twenty third chat gt Dune the Son of a
Bitch. So one thing about chat GPT, though, is that has stopped
it actually stocked collecting information in twenty twenty one, supposedly. Yeah, so
maybe that's why. Maybe that could be. I don't know. I don't
know, but I think a romantic letter. And I have said for years,
if you're a young person and you're trying to write a love song or
a love letter to somebody, go back to the hairbands of the eighties.
Find those ballads, find that foreigner I want to know what love is,
and just take some of the lyrics in that, put those in chat GPT.
Let chat GPT rework it. And now, my friend, you got
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An ignored? Looking back, received and ignored, but you ignored it
and probably when things play out, you see that that was good. I
had people tell me you really shouldn't get there first time, such a damn
set up. You knew that was the answer. I mean, what else
is there? But I'll tell you this. On my list in regrets?
Yes, in life? Do you have a list of regrets? I do?
Do you really? Do you have a list that you wrote down.
I've never written it down, but when I look back at my life of
my regrets, my first wife is not very high on that list. It's
like, really, yeah, It's almost like they think, what Trump's the
ex wife? Sometimes I wonder if, like I picked the wrong career.
Sometimes I wonder if what else just uh, you know, certain people in
my life over the years that came and went, and you're like, you
know, should I have like listened to them more? Should I have you
know, followed that path. Should I have gone to this school or something
like that. It's not really regrets, more like I just things I think
about. Maybe regrets isn't the wrong word. Maybe it's like the things that
I've considered doing, you know, those types of things like my ex like
that was just you know, hey, mistakes happened. Yeah, I always
think that too, you have anything like that. So not regrets, they're
just you know, things I've thought about. Really, man, I don't
still think you ever get it wrong right, and you learn until you move
on to the next thing. And the purpose should be to be happy or
whatever it is. But easier said than done, way easier, and we
get caught up in this world of you gotta work hard and you got to
do this and god damn it, blah blah, and uh. I don't
know. I think sometimes when you relax, everything works out way better.
Yeah, way better than when you're all uptight. But I don't know.
I don't think I could think of the best advice I ever received and ignored.
I don't know that. I mean, I believe me. I had
a lot of things said to me with app salute certainty throughout my life by
people, and uh, I ignore most of it. But I didn't know.
Yeah, I mean I think that's probably the best way to go.
I don't know. Uh, it's just all I was told, like at
a young age. You know, you work hard in school, you get
good grades, you go to class, Yeah, you'll be rewarded. Yeah
that's bull crap. I still have to like, well, you get rewarded
in that life's easier. People treat you nicer, you respect a little bit
more. Oh, Danny's a good kid, you know that, that sort
of thing. Yeah, that's that's all true. But that's not going to
get you to your goals. No, No, you got to keep yes
focused on that stuff. All right. Kevin's got another theme that tune.
I could write it down on my sex Toy party. There you go,
what bless it's an easy us. Why you look so sad tson than your
old Come on and come to me, you know, don't do you change
your cry? A song about cadaver dugs, O the times A ways to
go? Well, wait here they're wrong. I have to skip ahead of
this one a little bit maybe maybe not mm hmm. These are hard.
Who's when I had a lot up. I have to block out thoughts of
you so I don't lose my head. The crawl and lock of cockroach,
leaving babies into my bed, dropping little reels of tape to remind me that
I love, like movies in my head that make a porn. I feel
like home. There's a burning in my pride and a nervous bleeding in my
brain, and also pieces all I want for you? Will you never call
again? Then? Will you never say that you loved me? Just to
work it over there in her face? Then when you never tried to reach
me? It is, I won't scave me? Got it? Okay?
All right? A lot of frantic writing over there, this one for you.
Got a lot of frantic writing over there for you in this one.
I got it all right? Now? This is that? That one I'm
just saying in general. No, wait, there's another song. No,
this is back to the top. Is this Shaniah? It's not Shaniah?
All right, leave me, leave me breathless. But I don't know the
song is breathless. Yeah, that's not a course. Both the coors I
don't know if he's never hurt me. The Irish. You know what's fun?
Spin dogers. Yeah, two prinds and ship. I wrote two Princes.
I did, but I can't. This is why I'm having trouble for
me. Okay, Halen, Jamie Lee's crying, Jamie Lee, James,
Jamie's crying, Jamie Crime, thank you, Thank Jane Lee Kers. I
did write Jamie's Christ the hell less that foreigner. Yeah, I've been waiting,
oh for a girl like you. Yeah, I wrote I want to
know, I love it. I got that wrong. You got that one
wrong. I got foreigner your rhythmics, but I don't know. I wrote
idiots, oh pretenders, I'll stand by you. Fuck. I got zero
on that one, all right, it's pretty easy. You have it.
Pearl Jam, No, it's stp. Oh, it's st Plush. When
they came out, everybody thought that was Pearl Jam in disguy wrote down Alison
Chains at first, and I wrote down Pearl jam. That's right. I
should have known STP. I played this song so many fucking times. Eddy
Vedderg actually got upset with like Scott Wiland thought he was trying to copy him.
God damn. I suck. I wrote guns and roases. I'll sing
one and you sing one. Block up though, so I wrote puddle of
mud, hate hate hate, it's blue October. Hate me today, We'll
give you hate me. But it's not puddle of mud. It is blue
October. Do you remind me that like movies them up here, the theme
is tough. Yeah, the theme is very tough. I was thinking,
is it breakups? But I was believe it is it songs? Is it
records produced by Rick Rubin? It is not? Was that a good guess?
And it was not? Okay, I don't know. I'm thinking I
had something to do with it, because everything's about standing by you leaving breathless
two guys, So I thought maybe it was like breakups. It made me
laugh because when the last time we played this you had that was your them.
Guess what bands that have opened for the Stones? Oh my god?
Oh okay, shit, the Coors opened for the Stone opened for the Stones
back in the seventies. I remember Blues Traveler and Pearl Jam both opened for
the Stones. In the nineties. They always had big name, big name
bands that would open for him. So I had fifteen How did you have
fifteen? I didn't. I had two four six that went again eight,
three time champion nine Alien nine. Thank yeah, I didn't. It'd do
three hole to the Helen opened up for the Stones. Yeah, back in
the seventies. Yea, might be the seventies. When does Foreigner open for
him in seventies? Yeah? Spin doctors? I know, did I saw
that? That would have been a cool show. Gn R Oh god,
I remember the gen R won it. He was kind of an ugly and
then I don't think they got along very well. Yeah, the Hell's Angels
threaten to beat up guns and I think it was something to David Matthews is
opened for County travelers. I saw the Counting Crows open. Dave Matthews told
a story about going out to sing wild Horses with Mick and he didn't know
the words, and they pulled the teleprompter on just to see if he knew
the song, Oh my God, and they did. So the Nick brings
me over to the piano the next days, all right, here's how would
go to sing this soul? And he taught him the song at the piano.
Wow, so he So they brought it back out again the next night
and he got it right. Well, that's cool because they don't always bring
everybody out. I Well again opened in Cleveland, and I Vetter tells a
story when Pearl Jam came out with him. They asked that he just like
a song too, and and he's like, okay, do I do I
go out and all the managements like, oh, we don't know. So
he just goes out there and he tells what you're doing, and he tells
Keith Richards. He goes, hey, your boy left me hanging night.
He's been leaving me having my whole life. Yeah, they it's it's weird
because, uh, I forget who opened in Cleveland and he did only one
encore song in Cleveland. They're doing two everywhere else because you and your brother
are there war a shirt? Who are those douche bags up top? If
you would have wore this, he would have gotten two songs. Might have
been might have very well been. Well, nice job again, Danny,
God, damn it, damn it suck at that game. Once in a
while, I feel like I can get it. You've got You've gotten one
or two? Yes, I asked so. Our old program director Crowley actually
had a blue October platinum record Hanging in his office, and I'm like,
of all the bands you've probably played, yeah, you're gonna hang that that
one one. But he loves he loves them Blue October season every time they
come anywhere near town. And I don't know they came to Oh gosh,
he used to be a pub live now it's I forgot the name of it.
Uh anthology. They can't anthology like last year. Yeah, all right,
my annoy idea. Well we will close it out. Everybody's got that
summer exhaustion for Kevin putting together another great game. Danny who's crushing it again,
giving advice and has a list of regrets in life. That was regrets,
just things. It's more of a manifesto. Just watch out, watch
out, my Bill Moran, We'll see you. You will be massed