1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,080 Uh, they are traveling with their closest friends for the Ultimate girls Trip, 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,839 not all their closest friends. Right, what's that? Oh? Jeezus, 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:14,199 I interrupted? You go ahead? Sorry, Oh way, pat ask him, 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,640 okay, what'd you get it? First? Ask him what he got? 5 00:00:17,679 --> 00:00:21,800 Would would you get a club on a sup A club on a sup 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,960 on? Sorry? It was pretty good. Okay, you were saying. 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:33,119 One guest is semi coach? Ask him do they put another piece of bread 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,359 in there? Ask him if they put like a club? Yeah, Kalin, 9 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:40,000 I'm sorry. Do they split the bread like a you know, like 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,320 a typical club? Is there? Is there a three layer? Because that's 11 00:00:45,320 --> 00:01:07,280 a club? Hilo. Welcome to the second episode of the week. It 12 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:11,079 is into the below Deck podcast show. I'm Dylan. I'm settled up next 13 00:01:11,079 --> 00:01:15,640 to one Patrick Kikey. Permission to coupleboard granted. Public service announcements. Love 14 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:19,280 is Blind at Patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network. Season one coverage 15 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:25,159 of Belowdeck at Patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network, Lots of Crazy 16 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,480 Stuff, another podcast show show where we'd really just Gavin goof. We talked 17 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:34,319 about your wife's disgusting hall pass list over the Oh yeah, her Hall passes 18 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:40,079 Jonah Hill and Tom Hanks and Chat Hanks, which is the hall pass list 19 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:45,120 of mentally unwell person And I love Sharre, but that is disgusting. You're 20 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,519 burying the lead though. Yeah, you can listen to us talk about hall 21 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,640 passes. By the way, we had a challenge for all our listeners there 22 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:55,200 over at patreon dot com slash another podcast network. We wanted your hall passes, 23 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,599 but we wanted your hall passes that aren't celebrities. So you can feel 24 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,920 it's safe space in there. You can put in the comments section you're anonymous. 25 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,000 We don't know if you can put your little funny names in there. 26 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,680 Yeah, and you could secon rider, I want to sleep with my neighbor. 27 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,879 Yeah yeah, and uh, no one's going to know who you're talking 28 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:15,599 about, Sarahka Latreust like Robert de Niro said, and meet the parents and 29 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:22,479 then meet the Fokkers and then the third one. So we're here season one, 30 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:23,560 no, I said, though, oh you did, okay? Adrian 31 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:30,080 from season one comes on our newest podcast and she talks some shit. Yeah, 32 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,599 and we talked some ship too. I mean it was a tough episode 33 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:38,759 for her because it was an episode wherein she was titually called out as being 34 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:45,159 the devil, so she endured some tough questions from me and Pat. It 35 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:47,840 was. It was an interesting interview we learned about she gives it as good 36 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,400 as she can take it or is it the opposite, she takes it as 37 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,039 good as she can give it. Yeah, she threw it back at us. 38 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,879 It was fun banter. As the point I'm trying to make, yeah, 39 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:01,240 yeah, And I think we're going to conclude our season coverage of season 40 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:06,960 one by having three people from the show wrap up the season with us. 41 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,439 We'll attempt to, but they're sea rats. You know, you never know 42 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:14,280 what these sea rats speaking of, We have a crazy sea rat filled episode 43 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,599 of Below Deck to get into. Pat, how did you feel about the 44 00:03:16,599 --> 00:03:23,240 second one of the week. Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I really 45 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,680 enjoyed watching the proposal to be a girlfriend thing. I think they called it 46 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,080 tick the box. Yeah, will you marry me? Girlfriend? M Yeah? 47 00:03:32,159 --> 00:03:40,080 Yeah. I was so confident that when he did this proposal that she 48 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:45,439 would say no. I was very surprised with this, although I will say, 49 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:50,800 and we'll get into the episode, despite her giving a verbal yes in 50 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,680 her head, also said yes, but I think her heart and her vagina 51 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:58,520 wanted to be on Mars. But that's just me or vagina wanted to be 52 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,439 on Mars. I didn't think she wanted any part of it. But then 53 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:04,639 at the tail of the episode, he has a an ultimatum given to him 54 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,800 hang out in the jacuzzi with your six back and your funny hair, or 55 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:14,560 cross the threshold of door number five. Yeah. I think he chose correctly, 56 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:16,879 but I was shocked at he was given the ultimatum. God, I 57 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,560 think thought, I think we just covered the entire episode. No, just 58 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:25,360 at first four minutes, okay, uh oh and then yeah the end too, 59 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,959 So pretty much the entire episode. Yeah yeah, yeah, but you 60 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,560 know that that's the Oreo cookie. We just but but we need to explore 61 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,920 the filling inside made out of pig hoofs. That's what this episode was. 62 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,720 Okay, okay, Dylan. I touched on this on the Last Step podcast 63 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:46,680 that we did here Ken just public service announcement. Can fucking Confections and Nabisco, 64 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:50,040 Can you guys chill the fuck out please. We do not need cold 65 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:55,920 brew caramel M and m's. We do not need oops, it's mint and 66 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:59,959 peanut butter oreos, Like, what is going are these people on fucking app? 67 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,399 I said, at these companies, there's nothing wrong with just peanut M 68 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:13,040 and m's us buying sprite tic TACs. I saw a sprite tic TACs the 69 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,199 other day. I mean, Dylan, if you get hired at one of 70 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:20,759 these companies under new product development, you gotta come up with something. Yeah, 71 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:26,000 yeah, I can crazy, I gotta call kill him. There's a 72 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,040 preference sheet meeting in here, and he's already on his way back down. 73 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:32,439 He did it again. And you know what I planned for this? You 74 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,040 did, so I don't need to call him. I kind of planned for 75 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,160 Why don't you call him? All right? Let me call him, by 76 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:42,920 the way, I thought. All right, So here's the problem with this. 77 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:46,399 In most seasons of Below Deck, you get around the episode fourteen fifteen, 78 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,399 all the good stuffs out of the way. Margot didn't get fired for 79 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:54,519 being a boozer. We already had all that other problematic stuff take place. 80 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,639 A couple of people have been fired. You know, I don't think Captain 81 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,839 Hantpants has it in him to fire another person. Especi actually this late in 82 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,120 the charter season. Yeah, yeah, so I think we're gonna just wind 83 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,680 this down. Yeah, it's like Genghis Khan towards the end was like I've 84 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:12,160 seen enough, Is that right? Yeah? He it was a moral quandary. 85 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,199 Towards the end, they got him to stop beheading and raping people. 86 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:20,120 Oh that's nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like liar liar, 87 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,720 kind of figuring out a lesson in the end. Hey, Kaylin, I'm 88 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,680 telling you, we're gonna get to like the preference sheep meeting in like ten 89 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,399 minutes. Helen, I'm telling you, Oh, he's in firehouse subs right 90 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,720 now. Oh you're in fire house. You're at firehouse. Yeah, okay, 91 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,839 Hey Kaylin, can you get that Preference sheep meeting out of the way. 92 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:43,720 We're gonna call you back in like ten minutes. Uh yeah, y'all 93 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,279 load it up on my computer. All all right, sounds good, I'll 94 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:50,160 talk to you, said all right by Didow. Yeah, he should tell 95 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:56,680 you no more often. He's done with work. He's at firehouse, SUPs 96 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,839 getting god knows what on a piece of bread, and you gonna make him 97 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,759 open up his computer. I didn't make him do anything. I asked him 98 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:11,759 politely. You're like keith Rin Jerry d him fucked up. I thought the 99 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:16,439 episode was wonderful. I mentioned it last episode that was all over the place. 100 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:24,439 I apologize for that. But Culver and private school girl on this dock 101 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:32,319 and the kind of Greek chorus of mockery surrounding this entire thing was fucking amazing, 102 00:07:32,759 --> 00:07:44,360 absolutely amazing. We had an insight into sea rat decorum and custom this 103 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:51,279 week in the bill coverage. Who gets the tab? Oh yes? And 104 00:07:51,399 --> 00:07:59,199 Culver, like any good boyfriend of someone who is impossibly too hot for you 105 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:05,920 would do, he makes her pay and not just have Gosh, it's not 106 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:13,040 just a hey, they're coming early tomorrow, let's take it easy. He 107 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:22,560 gets He is almost stuck with the let's have eight coconut chili margarita knights. 108 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:28,079 Like this bill was, I'm excited to talk about this waitress, one of 109 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:31,600 the pushiest people I've ever seen about. Oh she doesn't want him to run 110 00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:33,519 out on the bill man, Oh no, no, I'm just talking about 111 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,799 the ordering. It's like, we're just gonna send out one of everything, 112 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:46,360 and can I get eight coconut spicy Margarita's seven. I'll have a normal drink 113 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:52,960 and not fucking toilet water. With a hob and arrow on the side of 114 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,759 it. My god, no, I do not want that. But anyways, 115 00:08:54,840 --> 00:09:01,480 lots of crazy things in Sue fun episode for pots. So let's get 116 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:09,919 into the in tick Box the whole thing. We pick up with Tickbox ultimatum. 117 00:09:09,639 --> 00:09:15,759 What's that spider you compared uh Schoolgirl too? Well, she loved Okay, 118 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,120 I love that analogy, Dylan, and a lot of people that saw 119 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,759 heard that in the podcast did as well. Yeah, what is at play 120 00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:28,120 for Jim? Just toying with food? Okay, Yeah, that's it. 121 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there's got to be an end though. 122 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:39,879 I think that there's something wrong with Private school Girl. Okay, obviously, 123 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:41,000 I mean there's something wrong with all of us. But of course, 124 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:48,440 yeah, I think it's just tedium. Yeah, yeah, I think it's 125 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:54,200 ted It's tedium. It's proximity. It's there, and it's toying with your 126 00:09:54,200 --> 00:10:03,360 food. It's like if Tom was always caught Jerry and and fucked him, 127 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:09,320 you know that kind of Okay, Circadian Drive, Yeah to Torment, Yeah, 128 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:15,919 cats, paw Mama Jamas. Yeah. Well anyway, okay, so 129 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:18,200 we have to talk about, yeah, the whole thing. So my favorite 130 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:24,080 part of this is Harry and Luca just taking the absolute piss out of them 131 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,840 while they're doing this. There's so much camaraderie around. How insane this is. 132 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:35,480 Uh Joe, He's like, these crazy kids. I get that they're 133 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,519 gonna have such a happy two week relationship. Luke is like, well if 134 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:43,399 she hasn't ticked the box. Yeah, I mean everyone is making fun of 135 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:50,120 this because it's just fucking hilarious. You know, I got I got high. 136 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,399 I got stuck on the couch watching this. And the danger of that 137 00:10:54,559 --> 00:11:01,559 is that if you are coma toast into an apathetic and immovable state marijuana, 138 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:05,559 the remote, you know, be at an inch or five feet away from 139 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:09,960 you, is too far to do anything with, which means that coming up 140 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,440 next is Couch Talk with Captain Lee and kits Dan Lee. I watched Lee 141 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:20,000 break this down and and Lee is just like, I mean you can see 142 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:26,399 how uncomfortable she is. Yeah, why is this a show? Oh we 143 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:33,679 know? Yeah, he's four sener. Well yeah, if if you don't 144 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,759 have enough Lee in your life, he's got a podcast. Now. Yeah, 145 00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:43,279 we'll talk about that behind the paywall. So culver, we talked about 146 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:46,840 it last episode, and I want to stop being So we have a tough 147 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:52,200 job because we don't talk about things on this podcast. We talk about people, 148 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:56,879 So it gets a little messy sometimes, and saying something like Culver is 149 00:11:56,919 --> 00:12:01,879 too dumb to realize how in a appropriate this is is a mean thing to 150 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,320 say. But I do think it's his saving grace because I don't think he 151 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:11,480 is aware of how uncomfortable he's making her. You know, it's not picking 152 00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:16,120 up on it at all. I don't think that it's malicious. I don't 153 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:22,120 think that it's kind of using people in any way. I just think he's 154 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:28,159 blissfully ignorant of how painfully awkward this is. I will say this, though, 155 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:33,080 I'll give it to him. This is definitely cutting off Luca at the 156 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,639 pass he saw a competition coming on the boat. Come on, you could 157 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:41,960 feel it. It's palpable. He's a very attractive man and clearly Jamay was 158 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,200 attracted to him. And I think this is Culver going immagining you out. 159 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:48,360 Yeah, locking it down. Well, we move on to the rest of 160 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:54,240 the boat. Serena and Margot have an unbelievable this is this is kind of 161 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:58,559 oddly enough. It's these little moments that are making me just fall in love 162 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:03,960 with the show when you're talking about the real moment, with the true friendship 163 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,519 of these SI rats. I mean, it's beautiful. Zerena is very supportive 164 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:11,960 because Margot basically cops to, uh, yeah, I should have probably been 165 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,440 fired because I'm on I was drinking on the job, and then Szerena basically 166 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,240 says, hey, look, we've all been there kind of thing. We're 167 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:20,960 all fucking seat. But she also hears Margot go, you know, we're 168 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:26,559 not allowed to drink on the boat. Serena says, what excuse you? 169 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:31,200 No? I mean the sense of humor on Serena, it's just unbelievable. 170 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:35,600 So many of them are so funny. I mean Asia getting Asia gets so 171 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:43,200 fucked up, man, how good is tofu? It's just unbelievable. Now, 172 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,559 I will say one thing against Kermit, and Zarina kind of brings it 173 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:52,720 up in this conversation with Margot, because Margot ships her and Juwa right, 174 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,440 you know, she's like, why don't you guys, you know, get 175 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,240 a room and whatnot, And then Zorena reminds us that she's got a few 176 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,960 things to contend with, one being that Kerma. It's pretty fucking judgy about 177 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,120 Yeah, Kermit's not happy, but no, no, no no. Also 178 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:09,960 she'd be banging one of her friends exes. That's problematic. It is problematic. 179 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,159 And most of these bomances go nowhere. You know, DC rats have 180 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:20,600 loved and lost and experienced this mostly lost. Yeah yeah, yeah right yeah 181 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:26,120 uh so yeah, all things are against this consummation of this little uh relationship. 182 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:35,000 Yeah. I was gonna say something awful and I didn't, and I'm 183 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:41,360 proud of myself, so that's not gonna stop Serena though. They're talking about 184 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,879 being dolphins rubbing up against each other, and she rubs his cock. Yes, 185 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:48,600 and that's smoothie is down there. Well, she greets him, tells 186 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,120 him she shaved, she's ready to get in the jacuzzi tonight, and then 187 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,320 she rubs his balls. I want to say that I feel so bad for 188 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,679 women. You have to be and of course you don't have to do anything 189 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:07,039 right, but there's so much more surface area exposed, and those little spidies 190 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,840 can pop out anywhere. You have to take care of them, you know, 191 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:16,840 and you don't have to do anything, but you know, take it 192 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:22,360 away, take it away from okay, okay, okay, I love the 193 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,480 Zerina laid this on the table because guys were dumb. We're confused. We 194 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,159 don't know if it's go time? Are you into us? You know? 195 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,879 We know is killing? Fuck? Well, when a woman's telling you she's 196 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,399 shaved and she's ready to getting a bikini and jacusy, I mean, it's 197 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:37,799 not a done deal. Maybe she wants you to go down on her. 198 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:41,080 You know, when I was fourteen, I lost my virginity. Kelly, 199 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,559 I won't say her last name. I'm wearing the I'm working the concession stand 200 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,840 at Whale and Park. Yeah, and we've been dating for about two months, 201 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,840 you know, And she walks is this a personal story? Oh yeah, 202 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,919 yeah, this is how she told me it was go time? Oh 203 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,320 really? She walks up to me. She hands me the fucking what do 204 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:03,919 you call this on a can? The tab, the tab, the tab, 205 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:08,080 the tongue, the tap of any kind of aluminum can, the nipple 206 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,080 of the can. She hands it to me, and I turned to my 207 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,440 cowork She walks off and smiles, and they said, ah, what's this 208 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:18,840 mean? And Sully goes, it means she wants to oh yeah, yeah. 209 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,840 And that was in nineteen ninety one. That threw a move on her 210 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:26,320 and she was like, what are you doing? I needed to throw that 211 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:32,080 away. No, I lost my Virginia that night. Oh cool. Yeah, 212 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,799 anyway, there's a it's a some women will tell you when it's when 213 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,120 you will. They're giving you the green light, you know. And that's 214 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,519 what Serena was doing. I appreciate it. I love Serena. You know, 215 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:45,320 we got to text a little bit or whatever this weekend. She says, 216 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,799 there's more exciting stuff to come in this season. I begged to differ. 217 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:59,279 So Margot goes downstairs and she the three girls, private school girl, 218 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:04,319 Margo, and Asia all have a little power, and this is an example 219 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:11,880 of three women who do not know each other well enough to help anyone. 220 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:25,720 Margot is reading the bizarre scratchings of Lego ahead and Asia is over the moon. 221 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,720 Over the moon, that's how you deserve it. Over the moon, 222 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:36,279 jama Private school girl Sheilab is on the verge of tears, and Asia is 223 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:41,119 screaming, and Margo is thinking, I think she's on the verge of tears. 224 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:51,400 And no one is really doing anything except this kind of full congratulations over 225 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,599 I don't know. I wouldn't equate it to celebrating a diagnosis, but it's 226 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:03,160 not anything to sell it. Yeah, hey, del this is how I 227 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,839 say amazing, oh amazing. How does Kermit say amazing? You know, 228 00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:14,359 I you've you've done this to me again and and she says it like this, 229 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:22,240 Oh it's amazing, and it's bad. I don't I don't do a 230 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:30,279 good Kermit, and you keep fucking you keep you know what. I thought 231 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:34,119 you did a great job. Thanks. You want to talk about the Vans 232 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,480 and them, the girls concocting this game of sorts, which I thought it 233 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,960 was gonna be an exercise, has happened. You put me all up in 234 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,640 my listen. It's not a big deal. You do, Kermit. You 235 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:48,319 know the only no, the only way we can do this. We have 236 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:55,240 to move forward. I think everybody is happy that you did that because that 237 00:18:55,319 --> 00:19:02,799 was phenomenal. So, yes, we had to mischief and oh that's restaurant. 238 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,160 Yeah. I thought in the van the girls were gonna like, hey, 239 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,599 let's come up with all these questions to get to know why our fellow 240 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,880 Sea rats better. Yeah, no, no, no, no, we 241 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,119 just want to learn about Luca more. Yeah. They wanted to learn about 242 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,240 Luca because he's the he's the fresh meat, and we get to mischief and 243 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:22,480 meet the pushiest waitress of all time. And these people. You see these 244 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,079 people a lot in Los Angeles. I didn't mean to sound like Bill Maher 245 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,400 there, but I did. Dah. These people, these writers, you 246 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:38,480 don't deserve to make a living. Okay, why don't you go call another 247 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:47,440 sex worker and make her sign whatever and stay out of it. So this, 248 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:51,200 this often happens in Los Angeles, and we've joked about it before. 249 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:56,240 The waitress who comes and asks if we're familiar with the way they do things 250 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:03,720 here, which spoiler alert is reading off a menu, receiving the food, 251 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:10,880 even the food, and paying for the food exorbitant. But these waiters and 252 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:17,640 waitresses come up to you and they recommend Joey chestnut amounts of food for the 253 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,000 table, and they're so nonchalant in this that should be that should be enough 254 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:30,960 for everybody. You have to have the courage to tell these people we're not 255 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:36,680 going to order a mount olympus of top us here. Okay, we're not 256 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:41,119 going to turn this thing into a competitive eating show. Okay, we're just 257 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,519 trying to catch up with our friends in from New York. I don't want 258 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:48,119 to ship my pants after this. But this waitress is of that bride. 259 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,880 She comes out, she's like, we're gonna be sending out specials. We're 260 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,079 going to be sending out some of our favorites. And we've got a new 261 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,480 drink. It's a chilly coconut margarita. Can I get your guys eight? 262 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:10,440 Go away? She'd be the head trainer for waite staff at my restaurant, 263 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,160 Dylan, Yeah, yeah, Oh she's a damn good waitress. Yes, 264 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:17,359 yes, damn good waitress. But but you thought the same thing, right, 265 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:22,799 Those those drinks looked absolutely I can't do the specialty cocktails. There's just 266 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:27,839 they're so often a miss Well, I kind of enjoyed, uh, the 267 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,799 what's the word for it. I enjoyed the forwardness of the waitress. Did 268 00:21:33,839 --> 00:21:37,359 I make you have an opinion on something you didn't have an opinion on? 269 00:21:37,519 --> 00:21:38,920 Well? No, I actually did have an opinion when you mentioned, like, 270 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,480 do you know how we do things here? One of my good buddies, 271 00:21:41,519 --> 00:21:48,599 Sebastian, who is famously features mass Yeah, kitchen nightmares. But the 272 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,440 g man he definitely could say that because he'd walk up to a table and 273 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,279 said, do you know how we do things. Yeah, okay, we 274 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,960 got twenty two flavors. You choose the flavor. You can even have it 275 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,559 on French fries, a pizza, which or a salad. This is how 276 00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:03,160 we do things here. You can get chicken, parmer, veal, veal 277 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,000 palm, a shrimp pom. Okay, you can have that protein and a 278 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,319 better rice, a better greens, a better eggplant, lots of things. 279 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:15,240 Just walk through it. And the G Man is like, I've never in 280 00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:22,440 mind line Bush, I've never had someone in my life that I believe in 281 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:29,519 as little as I do you. Yeah, dude. The g Man back 282 00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:33,599 in the day was was hitting below the belt. Allah Sarah this evening, 283 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:37,480 and I can't believe we didn't talk about this fucking gaggle of monsters that come 284 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:41,279 aboard this says, I'm kidding, these these girls are self on. These 285 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:45,480 women are so I've reached out to guh, We're gonna get to the bottom 286 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:51,279 of this relationship. Gee's a nutbag, But I mean Sarah went below the 287 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:56,119 belt, as Zara said, that's fucking one of the meanest things I've ever 288 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,480 heard anyone say to another person. We had to we had to pick rows 289 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:06,319 to see who would room with you? Ah, shoot me with a goddamn 290 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:11,559 arrow. Don't say that, be it barbed or otherwise. Don't say that. 291 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,559 All right, So we sit down and we ask Luca some questions to 292 00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:21,160 really get to know him. Do you wax your balls? As the first 293 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:26,440 question from Rasha, are you single? Comes from Margo? Yikes, little 294 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,400 brutal to Harry. What's the best thing to ever happen to you? From 295 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:37,920 Serena. What a question that is? Like, I think you should leave 296 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:44,279 kind of comment what's the best thing to ever happen to you? And the 297 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:48,839 Sigmacai vibes are going up and down this table. He's like, uh me, 298 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:56,119 no, you guys, they're just having so much. I do want 299 00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,480 to say this. So drinks were drink but the sea rats normally, and 300 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:03,599 I always had a problem with this, like, guys, can't you just 301 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,160 go out and have a fucking Why do you have to not remember what took 302 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:14,079 place the night before? Right? And totally, But on this night I 303 00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:18,680 think everybody kind of held it together. Yeah. I mean, listen, 304 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:25,519 when you see a guy die and you see his friend's nutcare and you see 305 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:32,039 them tell you that he's in Melbourne, you gotta go out and drink that 306 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:37,720 away. It needs to get filed into the subconscious quickly and dealt with at 307 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,519 a later date. But we've got work to do. We've got people to 308 00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:45,079 fuck. The bill hits. It's a sea One thing you missed is uh 309 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,680 oh the making out on this making out, Zarina says, don't embarrass me, 310 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:55,160 and then her and Juel just starts sucking face. Yeah, kind of 311 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,920 hot, I think, So don't embarrass me. That's like that's essentially give 312 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,319 someone the nipple of a sprite camp. It's like, I'm about to make 313 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:08,119 out with you. Yes, that's cool. So the bill hits and sea 314 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,240 rat tradition. Like I said, like any good boyfriend, he makes the 315 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,279 hottest girl he's ever been with in his life. Pay for the bill. 316 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,119 Did you catch it? When he went up to talk to her about it, 317 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,240 she said fuck off. Yeah, well he does the thing where he 318 00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:25,079 goes, hey, can I give you a little cash for that? And 319 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:34,880 she says fuck off. I don't know if she's like intrigued by his there's 320 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:40,960 this thing where, of course he's drooling over her, but he's not doating 321 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,200 the way that I'm sure so many men have been to her, and I 322 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,519 think she's probably intrigued by that. Yeah, he's playing it right now. 323 00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:52,359 I don't think he's playing anything. I just think he's doing unaware. Yeah, 324 00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:56,519 all right, So we've talked to a lot of sea rats and this 325 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,720 is this what do you call it? How they handled the bills? This 326 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:06,359 is pretty much sea rat Like. God, why can't I think tonight We've 327 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,400 been talking for so long, We've done many parts. Anyways, this is 328 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,279 normal every night or every time they go out, a different sea rat will 329 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,359 pay for it. And the fact that it was his turn and then he 330 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:21,079 fucking hides. When the bill comes, it's pretty slimy, little slimy, 331 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,839 and also slimy from the rest of the sea rats, and I think that's 332 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:26,359 an indication of how they feel about Culver. Like I said, I think 333 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:32,079 this bill was probably bigger than other bills, a little more padded. And 334 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:36,799 this is when Harry's like, hey, brother, it's your turn. You 335 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,519 know, I don't know, I could be wrong. But they get in 336 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:48,519 the car and Culver is mocked for having Jamie pay and this is where he 337 00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:53,680 gets a little nasty, like Culver is the odd man out in the camaraderie 338 00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:56,799 of the crew. I feel like a little bit. I know, he 339 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:03,319 does his Keith Stone, but there's there's a tree ruth to the revelry with 340 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,079 the other sea rats. That is not so with Jamay, Private school Girl 341 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:12,960 and Culver. He's getting rased as he should be rased. And he says 342 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:18,400 Harry has a tough time reading women. Now it's it's funny, but it's 343 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:27,039 also like kind of out of context cutting and Culver's not really laughing about it. 344 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:33,599 He's just like in a defensive posture. And I was just like, 345 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,559 oh god, we're having such a good time. What the fuck? Man? 346 00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:40,920 Yeah, you know you gotta pay for the bill. So we head 347 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,160 back to the boat. Everyone is rat fucked a shot chief among them. 348 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:52,759 She is, I mean, Jamay comes up to her and she goes hey, 349 00:27:52,400 --> 00:28:03,400 Asia and Asias like yeah, can we uh come on the if we 350 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,759 put new sheets in room five, can we have sex in there? And 351 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:12,319 He's just like yeah. Jimmy is like great, I'm gonna go make the 352 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:18,359 bed. Asha just wants to eat cup of noodles and watch whatever traffic accident 353 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:25,119 on Twitter she's watching and go to sleep. She is a leader, but 354 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,039 Private school girls, a little pissed. She got the sheets in room five 355 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:34,799 ready, and Culver is this is one of those things where he's not locked 356 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:40,599 in on her the way that other men have. He wants to party with 357 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,720 the rest of everybody, while he also wants to play pretend with a character 358 00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:47,000 he stole from a key Light commercial, Yeah from twelve years ago, new 359 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:51,000 un original bastard. Yeah. Yeah. So he heads up for a little 360 00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:57,599 mullet and budgee time and Jamay is pissed off. She gets in her bikini, 361 00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:03,960 conceding to his desires to party in the jacuzzi, and that's when he 362 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,079 comes down. And this is the most black widow moment where she's just like 363 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,359 get in the room, and I'm just like, what is going on here? 364 00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:21,119 There's like kind of a venomous thing. Am I? Am? I 365 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:27,640 putting too much onus on her? Well, it's just confusing because supermodel Culver, 366 00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:33,319 why so get in the room. We're all asking that same question, 367 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:41,319 Dylan, Okay, because your silence and my hesitancy is making me question whether 368 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:47,960 or not chooses door number five the correct choice, sir. Yeah, Now 369 00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:52,599 I'm far more interested in Yeah, they finally hit it apparently four times, 370 00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:59,519 but will they quit it now? The next morning, Zerina appears have buyer's 371 00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:06,440 remorse. Can I really quickly say, quite a creepy cam? They go, 372 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,680 oh, you know you sign up for the show. You know they're 373 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:14,119 gonna watch you beat off? Fuck? Yeah, this is really intimate. 374 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,799 I mean they're really having sex with each other. And they cut to some 375 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,839 kind of goblin fish in the ocean. I don't understand. I get the 376 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,240 bee pollinating the flower, but not some fucking deep sea alien. I don't 377 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,039 know. It didn't make any sense. Go ahead, Oh yeah, yeah, 378 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,599 So anyway, look here's Zaree and I'll I want, I hope we 379 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:38,000 can interview her. She said she'd come on. This is not this pr 380 00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:47,359 for this season. Oh boy, don't like you get me back to we 381 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,519 are not supposed to say their names. Yeah, all right, so Zerina, 382 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,200 it's not really discussed that much. But she does have a friend that 383 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,920 dated this guy, and yeah, you know, look, I look, 384 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:03,119 if you've moved on, people should get to do what they want to do. 385 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,039 But seeing as there are seven billion people on the planet, did you 386 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:11,160 have to fuck the guy I dated? Well, Pat, and I'll say 387 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:19,920 it again. I see rats fair enough. It's like, uh, okay, 388 00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:29,079 I think this has appened. Who who's that family that ate each other 389 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:36,720 stuck in the Colorado Mountains? Oh? Wait, they ate each other in 390 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,160 Colorado. Yeah, they got snow down. You're not talking about the soccer 391 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,640 team that ate each other. Well, they ate each other too, let's 392 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:48,480 call it the soccer team. Right, they're they're getting a plague crash, 393 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,240 right, they fucking hit somebody in the head with the stone. They start 394 00:31:52,279 --> 00:32:00,599 eating as ass, fucking haunches all that ship. And it's only because they're 395 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,799 in that group. And someone like you comes along and goes, hey, 396 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,319 there are seven billion people on this planet. Could you have eaten anybody else? 397 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:12,240 And it's like, hey, listen, I'm fucking stuck on a boat 398 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,519 with this guy. I'm gonna eat living in the here and now. Yeah, 399 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,279 I'm gonna eat his fucking quads. And he's circumcised, so that's a 400 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:22,839 plus as well. Yeah, although I feel like people who aren't circumcised get 401 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:29,599 a bad rap. And I think if you watch porn you realize that, 402 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:37,880 you know, it's kind of cool. You know, it's like it's like 403 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,359 a worm coming out of his lair. You know every once in a while. 404 00:32:40,599 --> 00:32:43,720 Yeah, no, no, no, I think it's like a kind 405 00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:49,200 of like there's like a chambering thing you can do that you can't do with 406 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:55,079 our normal fucking cocks. You know, they robbed us of that. I'm 407 00:32:55,119 --> 00:33:01,920 looking at getting one put on. I had a consultation with the guy said 408 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:07,640 can you make it look good? He's like, what do you mean? 409 00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:12,559 I was like, what do you mean? What do I mean? You 410 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:16,720 know you're not the right guy? And I walked out telehealth too, very 411 00:33:16,799 --> 00:33:21,319 awkward. All right, So Harry is the cutest. He wakes up. 412 00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:23,000 He's like, I do not want to see the sunlight. I do not 413 00:33:23,079 --> 00:33:25,160 want to see the sunlight. And he's like, oh my god, what 414 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:31,400 a beautiful day. Juah and z Arena finally porked. What a time. 415 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:37,519 Oh Asia says that to hot captain in just the lowdest, funniest way. 416 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,279 What a team? What a time? I have written down what a team? 417 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:45,240 What a time? And it is time now to pluck that young man 418 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:52,160 out of fires. What is it called firehouse firehouse? Yeah yeah, firehouse 419 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:57,119 subs? Firehouse subs? Is that the place that makes the gas station sandwiches? 420 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,640 But you can just get them fresh. No, no, no, 421 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,519 no, they make it fresh there and they donate like ten percent of the 422 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:06,400 profits to uh fire departments around the country. Great, that's sweet. Still, 423 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,079 before we get him, Kaylin and the blower, A Kermit reports to 424 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:14,360 Captain hot Pants that Jay and juwal boned and I'm sure that needs to be 425 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:22,159 noted in the boat's manifesto, alongside a guest almost dying crewmember nearly killing everyone 426 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:27,840 by dropping an anchor prematurely weird. Oh, and h Boson fuck the chef. 427 00:34:28,039 --> 00:34:31,239 Yeah, it's like the guest Book of Horror. Yeah, here we 428 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:37,679 go. I'm so happy that the company donates all that money to fire departments 429 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,840 because they need it more than ever. Now there's a lot of fires, 430 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:46,039 and there are a lot of people who are running at people with access and 431 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:49,800 they need to go help them. I agree. Hey, Kaylin, Uh, 432 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,199 it's time for the preferentiate minute egg. What do you got for us? 433 00:34:55,400 --> 00:35:02,280 All? Right? Carner number eight San Francisco based co primaries and longtime 434 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:10,000 friends Zara Robotham and Melissa Peroni. Uh. They are traveling with their closest 435 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,960 friends for the ultimate girls Trip, not all their cluessest friends, right, 436 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,039 what's that. Oh jeezus, rupted, you go ahead? Sorry? Oh 437 00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:24,159 way, pat him? Okay, what'd you get in first? Ask him 438 00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:28,360 what he got? What'd you get? A club on? This up? 439 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,440 A club on a sup on? Sorry, it was pretty good. Okay, 440 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,239 you were saying. One guest is semi coach? Ask him? Do 441 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:44,159 they put another piece of bread in there? Ask him? Like a club? 442 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,679 Yeah, I'm sorry. Do they split the bread like, you know, 443 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:52,000 like a typical club? Is there? Is there three layers? Because 444 00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:59,719 that's a club? No? Okay, sorry? Yeah, one guest, 445 00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,800 the semi kosher or another doesn't like starch, and the third one doesn't like 446 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:09,719 gluten. Chef he is annoyed at the dietary restrictions and just hates girls trips. 447 00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:15,800 Yeah, uh, guests want a late lunch of high tea with a 448 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:21,719 mad Hatter theme and second night dinner cuisine is up to the chef, but 449 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,360 they want a neon low decor theme and the get crew must dress as the 450 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:29,599 thunder from down on it. Can you ask him if it was chicken or 451 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:34,320 turkey? That is your preference? Me? Great job? Did is there 452 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,360 chicken or turkey as the protein? There is there chicken? Oh? The 453 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,920 girl that doesn't like a s also doesn't like chicken. No, I'm sorry. 454 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,159 The club in a sub it's turkey, yeah I thought it was so 455 00:36:46,159 --> 00:36:52,159 it's turkey, lettuce, tomato, bacon in a sub row? Is that 456 00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:53,639 what it is? Kyln you did a great job in the preference meeting, 457 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:57,840 buddy, all right, thanks guys, all right, bye, Well there 458 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,639 you have it. G did not mention that she was lactose intolerant. It's 459 00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:06,800 not a club. I didn't even hear what was on it. Does a 460 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,800 club even have cheese on it? I guess I'm gonna have swiss, right, 461 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,679 I don't think a club has cheese. No, it's supposed to be 462 00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:15,199 bacon, lettuce, tomato, right, and then turkey or I think it's 463 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,800 chicken though, and we're in California. They also had the avocado man. 464 00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:25,960 Yeah. Well, anyway, Margot is back in the laundry room. I 465 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:30,880 feel for her guests. Rive Harry tells us he's got a real knack for 466 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:35,159 flirting with those old women. That's because they want to hand you a lollipop 467 00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:37,280 and take it to Disneyland, your skinny, little weirdo. Not seeing this 468 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:45,599 on Instagram, a lot people doing these chopped sandwiches. People really have no 469 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:50,360 notion of what things are not anymore. We're boking convention de Yeah, today 470 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,519 I'm gonna be making a BLT. I chopped up some lettuce, some tomatoes, 471 00:37:54,559 --> 00:37:58,800 some bacon. I threw in some olives, some onions, some peppercinis 472 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,440 and put some honey mustard on there. And I'm just like, we're doing 473 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:10,480 something else here. And and I don't know why this has five hundred thousand 474 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:19,199 likes because we're doing something else. I I gotta get off the internet just 475 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:24,480 period. It's not good for you. Hey, you're not on the internet, 476 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,280 You're just on the Jeopardy app. I don't do it. I don't 477 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,119 do any of that I have. I'm a pretty happy guy. Man. 478 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,639 Hey, the guests arrive, you know, uh, do you know that 479 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:43,280 hot Pants tells the guests they look fantastic? Yeah, I don't think you 480 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,920 need to say that, hot Pants. Oh really, Now you're the captain, 481 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,199 you don't need to comment on how people look. Well, I'm drive 482 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,039 about. I didn't think that private school girl needed to tell Margot she was 483 00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:55,719 being going to be doing a lot of steaming. That was a little brutal, 484 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,079 but cute plates get dropped. Margot has no clue what kosher is. 485 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:04,639 She's like this one I think is slaughtered properly or something. I don't know 486 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:08,039 what you joosy to be fair, though neither does Asha, and neither do 487 00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:13,079 I really, I don't know what the fuck kosher is. You can have 488 00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:15,559 cheese here, you can't have the cheese touch this here. I mean, 489 00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:21,440 there's lots of finicky rules that Chaudie is at Chacuderie for the gods that is 490 00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,239 laid out. The platters are magnificent, but not gods that are lactose intolerant. 491 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,960 No, and there's a lot of cheese. G. G starts with 492 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,360 it already, And to be fair to G, the women go in on 493 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:42,079 G. But G is kind of a magnet for abuse because G is out 494 00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:47,480 of her fucking mind. G is talking about how she took her pill, 495 00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:58,079 and she's talking about her lactose intolerancy or her lactose intolerance, as though it 496 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,079 it is something that needs to be taught, talked about more than zero times. 497 00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:07,119 Yeah, just shut up about it, right, nobody really cares. 498 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:12,920 You've talked about this pill like four times now, Dylan. Something's occurring occurring 499 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,159 here that is becoming a theme in the below Deck kind of franchise, which 500 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:22,920 is people are coming on the boats and they're not actually a group of friends. 501 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:28,639 Yeah, there's someone that could afford eighteen thousand dollars and are willing to 502 00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:37,000 be filmed. There's someone who the other people on the boat had to avoid 503 00:40:37,079 --> 00:40:42,920 the punishment of staying with. That's not a friend. No, no, 504 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,440 no, no, no, yeah, that's I gotta talk to g or, 505 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:50,199 I gotta talk to Sarah. Well, the lactose intolerance stuff is going 506 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:58,920 to be an issue when we get to high Tea because there's clotted cream, 507 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480 there's fingers sand which is I don't know, there's cream cheese on that. 508 00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:07,440 You know, Gee's got to walk through a minefield before we sit down. 509 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:13,280 The women are beginning with their vulture, uh, like descending upon the men. 510 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,599 I was gonna say this High Tea hour, Uh, this event looks 511 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:21,400 more like a fucking mixer for singles than it does. Yeah, yeah, 512 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:27,440 yeah, a work environment. I was fearing a role reversal segment tonight from 513 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,599 you. Are we getting that? No? Not really? Yeah yeah right, 514 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,440 no. No. The difference is, like the men are willing participants 515 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,960 in this. They're willing participants. Now that doesn't mean that the women have 516 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:44,800 to treat their palms as platters for Harry's testicles. But you know, there 517 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,199 is a difference in that Harry coteep kick this this drunk dever set over the 518 00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:53,159 boat if he wanted to. So that's why it's different. But you know, 519 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:58,800 you you, like Asha said, we went way over the line. 520 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,400 But we're not there yet. We are at high tea. We cut to 521 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:05,119 Jamay. She says, I think that Matt Hatter is from Alan and Wonderland 522 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:15,320 or is that the ten man this is? I don't think it's okay? 523 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,519 Do you know what I mean? All right? When you said that, 524 00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:23,920 are you referring to g bringing this up, Sarah and Shoshana? And also 525 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,480 I forget that I'm referring to Jamie not having any fucking idea what's going on 526 00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:34,639 in Alice in Wonderland or Wizard of Oz. It's just a little nuts to 527 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:37,960 me. They're they're so maybe Australia is different. I don't know. Yeah, 528 00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:40,119 maybe they have their own things over there. Yeah, they probably got 529 00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:45,000 their own things, and you know, maybe it was my Jewish grandma or 530 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,639 something. I don't know. I think everybody should probably know that it's not 531 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:52,239 allan in Wonderland high Tea. We've got Macarin scones, clotted cream finger sandwhich 532 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,880 is a lovely looking kiche. I feel like this might be wasted on these 533 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:02,159 ladies. They do a mayor Amricans get whether a high tea is a seven 534 00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:07,159 or a nine, Like I just I don't know. The whole thing looked 535 00:43:07,159 --> 00:43:12,599 beautiful. I mean they're fans. They were falling over themselves over that they 536 00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:16,320 loved it. Yeah, Luca is dressed up in the Matt Hatter costume. 537 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,400 Serena says, I'm oddly attracted to you right now. Serena, you got 538 00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:23,280 you had sex like five times last night. What are you doing doing this 539 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,519 right now? It's completely unnecessary. Just fall in love with ju Wow. 540 00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:30,679 I ship you guys. So the fight begins. Gee is being careful about 541 00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,679 the dairy once again, and Show says you're eating the cheese right now. 542 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:42,320 Gee pipes up in to quote the other Primaries description of her kind of a 543 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,880 country way. She says, I know my body, thank you, thank 544 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,400 you. You don't need to speak to me about my body. I really 545 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:53,760 know it. And this is when the women get pissed. Now, No 546 00:43:53,800 --> 00:44:00,039 one needs to tell Gee Sarah that they were all talking about how they hate 547 00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:06,840 you. But also, why are you bringing up that you're gonna have diarrhea? 548 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,320 If you have a pharmaceutical fix to the problem, just you take the 549 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:15,000 pill and let's talk about anything other than your dire right to be fair to 550 00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:19,599 g I believe she mentioned it once or twice and she was just checking in 551 00:44:19,599 --> 00:44:23,239 with chefs Arena, and that's when it seems like she got ganged up on. 552 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,760 Quite honestly, Yeah, but checking in with chef Serena, it doesn't 553 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,880 make any sense. She's like, I just want to let you know I'm 554 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,400 lactos and tolerant, but I have a pill to fix the issue that I'm 555 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,519 having. So let's just have a conversation. Conversation about what you said you 556 00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:37,000 had the pill. What are we talking about? Oh mix in? Uh, 557 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:43,719 you know for mimosas on the boat's in for mimosas before you got on 558 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,920 the boat. Self obsession. Yeah, things get a little crazy fast. 559 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,039 Look and I'll say this, Karmit nails it. This isn't an argument about 560 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,639 it's bigger than the lat Yeah, it's bigger than the lactose, So we 561 00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,360 missed the beach unfortunately because of the fight. The moon is II and this 562 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,679 guy and the guests head out for a little rallying. We're blackout in the 563 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,360 jacuzzi and that's when hot ass comes out. Good on him. They asked 564 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,559 him to go to dinner and he goes apps fucking lutely not. You know 565 00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:15,239 what would happen if that man sat down at that dinner table. One hundred 566 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,880 percent, someone would have reached under the table to try grab his balls, 567 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,960 grab his dick or something, rub the inside of his thigh. Something would 568 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:28,239 have happened, at least a thigh rub. And he doesn't deserve that. 569 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:32,280 No, no, no, he's trying to just be up in the crow's 570 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:37,079 nest in a Hawaiian shirt, looking out onto the dark blackness of the open 571 00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:42,320 ocean. He's got a job to do. So Jaw and Serena have a 572 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,119 chat about the relationship. Oh I thought this was cute. He asked out 573 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:49,280 on a dinner day. I think this is adorable. I'm so happy for 574 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,920 them. They are sea rats, so who knows if they're going to last 575 00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:58,320 except for everybody, But this was cute. Let's get to dinner and a 576 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,400 table full of sexual ass. Been lucky for Harry, you know. And 577 00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:07,719 the guys, like I mentioned, they can stiff arm. Not only are 578 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:13,159 they soft targets already, but they're absolutely shit faced, so no real harm 579 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,679 is going to be done. But again, one of them just starts smacking 580 00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,000 them in the ass. And don't forget that, Sarah, she wanted sea 581 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,960 balls on her face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Luke is like, 582 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,000 they're talking about getting fucking bottles in their face, and I'm like, 583 00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:32,519 what are we doing here? But the other one bends over again. I 584 00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:37,840 don't mean to allude to the child who was taken over by demon Emily Rose, 585 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,000 but she kind of backbends and walks like a spider underneath the table so 586 00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:45,960 that she can get close to the testicles. Now she starts in a kind 587 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:54,480 of hieroglyphic, kind of Egyptian wall painting, kind of going like this to 588 00:46:54,559 --> 00:47:00,880 their balls, Lady Justice I described, yeah, but not blind and actually 589 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,960 looking at the cocks and sticking her tongue out and mimicking licking their nipples. 590 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:13,079 So less dignified but more fun, you know, really good time, really 591 00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:19,760 good time. The boys come out. Animalism is up next. Oh yeah, 592 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:25,199 yeah, they'res This is Caligula type stuff. The boys escape safely, 593 00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:34,079 and we had to next week's episode where we're gonna have Margo asked to be 594 00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:40,280 third stew again. We're gonna have Harry stepping in inappropriately per a kermit about 595 00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:46,639 recommending that she not being the room of Yeah, the doom of God. 596 00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:51,000 Why can't find the doom and glimm of the laundry room? Now? Who 597 00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:54,199 knows? Somebody might die next week? Maybe they just you know, are 598 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:58,440 slow playing at her bearing the lead. But it does look like a pretty 599 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,440 boring episode. Hopefully it's not. It probably won't be because this crew is 600 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,360 so amazing. We've had such a good time breaking the season down. Love 601 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,320 you for listening. Join us at patreon dot com for season one. Join 602 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,480 us at patreon dot com for Love is Blind. We love you guys very 603 00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:14,320 much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, pat Say goodbye, dudes,