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And we are so very much back, ladies and gentlemen. It is the

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laps Fan Wrestling Podcast. It is
WCW super Brawl five, nineteen ninety five

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from the Baltimore Arena in Baltimore,
Maryland, and it's the first ever meeting

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of hul Cocain Invader Brother. So
this drew a sellout as mentioned thirteen thousand

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and three ninety which is just over
ten thousand paid for one hundred and sixty

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five thousand dollars gate. As Melzer
said, the first w stuby showed a

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drama than ten thousand paid. Since
nineteen eighty nine, people wanted to see

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Hogan Invader Boss. It's a real
thing. Yeah, I believe it.

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It's probably his most important well,
no, the first Flare match was bigger,

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but his second most important match of
his WSW baby Face Run. Yeah,

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I would imagine. I would imagine
that's it. I mean, you

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know, the Hogan Flair one had
the ingenuity, but in terms of the

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Hogan formula of the big Guy,
this is it. This is the money

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maker. Looks like it went from
about absolutely absolute one for about one hundred

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ten thousand buys for Super Bowl ninety
four in the neighborhood of two hundred and

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fifteen thousand byes for big time increase
in. Yeah, for sure, definitely

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an indication that people were very dialed
in for Hulk in WCW and dialed in

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against the Top Monster. Heel.
It's exactly what you would expect to draw

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when you sign him the guy.
Yep, and they got to it.

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Now. Of course there were dark
matches, if it were callum Dark,

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well, they were main event matches
as opposed to the main event of the

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show. Absolutely. They were Paul
Orndorf defeating Brad Armstrong, Stars and Stripes

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defeating Romeo Valentino and Dino Casanova,
and arn Anderson retained his World TV title

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against Johnny b Bad that won a
lumberjack match featuring several participants in I didn't

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know that there might be more dead
people, that's true. Well most of

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them were on the card elsewhere.
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I don't think you missed too much. I don't know for particular, like

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Alex Wright was out there, I
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And interestingly, this was a rematch
from the prior Knights WCW Saturday Night

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main event where Arn and Mark Merrill
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title and then a rematch the next
night live on TBS. It's the match

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everyone has been craving for, absolutely, and we heard how a Hulk through

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others, according to Flair, felt
about Arn, so definitely defined down off

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the pay per view main event,
a main card here, still part of

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the stud stable and the TV champion
at the time. Sure, sure,

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And then to counteract those fears,
Hogan would lose clean one, two three

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to Arn on one of the early
nitros. Remember that, Yes he would.

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I do remember that huge deal.
I think it's I guess it would

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have happened after this. I don't
know why. I feel like it happened

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in January, but it was.
It was a wacky it. Maybe in

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January ninety six, there was no
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right, ninety six. Of course
ninety five had Netro hadn't happened, Ye

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that was been January nuinder six.
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always that was wild like that was
that was literally that was some crazy ass

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shit because like Hogan was in the
main event wrestling like three weeks in a

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row, and it was just not
it actually was. You know, you

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know, I give Hogan a little
bit of credit in terms of the variation

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of his You know, everyone gives
them a hard time for his pay per

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view booking, but you know,
on the Week of the Week TV,

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he actually didn't make himself out to
be invincible. No, at least in

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that period, you know. Oh
yeah, it was just he knew at

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the end of the road he wasn't
going to lose the bell was that was

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the only thing, right, right, So those are the three matches,

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and it's hard to call him dark
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light matches. They were probably viewed
by more people than the pay per view

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matches themselves. That's probably true.
You're right, doing north of a million,

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I think is what the you know, the average w W manav NTBs

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audience would have been. But great
promotion to get people to buy the pay

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per view, So that was great. Did you ever so did you ever

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watch Heat? Well, I mean
you got you got every paper right back.

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Yeah. I used to watch Heat
and tape it and then tape the

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pay per view because I was because
you know, I I never watched Heat

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unless I was buying a pay per
view, like I just didn't even think

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about heat. Oh yeah, I
watched it weekly, but yeah, yeah,

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I never. I never. I
never watched it on days like even

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just to get that little you know, I just forgot about it. And

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I'm like, you know, I
could watch wrestling at Sunday night, you

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know, leading to a pay per
view maybe convinced me to to spend my

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parents' dime without them knowing it.
It was so effective when they would do

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that, man, I would just
like it because there were a few instances

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in life where I wasn't buying the
pay per view, but I did watch

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the Sunday pre show. Yeah,
And that feeling in your gut when they

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cut off the live feed and you
know more is happening and you can't see

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it. Yep, it's like torture. Yeah. I just I never,

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not even on purpose. I just
never put myself in that position. Well

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saved yourself a lot of heartache,
I can tell you that. Sure.

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I vowed never again to let this
happen by spending my parents' money on pay

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per view and uh asking them when
the cable bill came in so I could

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highlight proof of purchase so that WWF
would send me a free key chain,

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right right or whatever? The Gift
of the Month club was, Jack,

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what did you do? Oh mom, there's something called ECW three a month

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now, are you kidding? Well? Not every month? Three some months?

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What the fuck? Well, they're
extreme, they're importing the finest talent

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from Mexico and Japan. There was
nothing she could say at that point.

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Yeah. I couldn't say anthing either, because I would know what the fun

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you're talking about? How about eleven? How about an eleven dollars check to

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Dave Meltzer for four weeks of the
Observer. God, that's it. We

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dip my toe in the water and
for years, instead of paying for the

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whole year, I would send him
a check every four weeks. Oh my

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god. I was so nervous whether
the check would get there on time to

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be entitled to the next issue.
Well, Jack, you know it didn't

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come in eleven dollars. You know
I need that eleven dollars, saying,

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goll, I don't blame you,
your life's work. Absolutely, man.

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Oh my god. So the main
event pre show featured the aforementioned matches,

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plus some some money investigations into you
know, the the Vader hijiens. You

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mentioned the Stars and Stripes versus the
Jabrownis match. That's the one where Vader

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just barches in and kills everybody.
Ah. Absolute tremendous, Absolutely tremendous.

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They showed him accosting limousines as they
arrived, thinking hell Cogan was inside one

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of them and one of them had
a blonde in it. That's all they

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could talk about. There was a
blonde in the first limo that Vader came

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out of. Who was the blonde? Who was blonde? They're doing a

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very poor job of masking the idea
that Flared and Vader are aligned here.

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But on the on the main event
pre show, maybe they weren't trying to

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mask it. Maybe they're just like, you know, let's just I think

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that's that's what I'm trying to say, exactly see. But on the man

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event pre show, Genoklan tries to
you know, some open speculation to set

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the further hook for the pay per
view purchase. I mean, Gene is

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going to be trying to talk to
I'm talking, I'm going to talk to

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one man. I just verbally put
him up against the wall back here on

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the locker room area. I promise
you during the course of Super Bowl tonight,

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and this man is usually good to
his word. I will be talking

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live here in Baltimore to the nature
boy, Rick Blair. You can put

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that down in your book. That
will happen, all right, I tell

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you what, it's going to be
interesting. Indeed, any indication as to

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who is in that first limo with
Vader when it first pulled up, well,

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I'll tell you what. There was
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think we've established this if we were
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right now with Judge Ito up there. I think it have to take a

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look at the facts. Somebody blonde
was in that limousine. Who do we

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know? Who? Do the three
of us know it? What does this

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capacity crowd? No, that has
a lot of blonde hair besides you and

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I, Dusty, Well, you
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tell you what. That's a fact. You know, I was looking around

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seeing that old stated read Bobby Heenon
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out with the news thoughts the thought
I could have been heten. But I

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tell you who, I think you
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on pape of you. I won't
mention it, and you already have bon

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friend that Nature bar is in town. So Dusty just said, I won't

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mention his name, but I'll mention
his nickname, the Nature Boys in Town.

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I mean, I uh, you
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be Hogan. I mean the thing
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anything like on this front. I
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it was Ric Flair because at the
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in alliance with Vader. But there's
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he was, Like, who cares
if he's in Almo? What does that

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even mean? Like, why is
that significant? I thought it was a

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very strange. It's ridiculous. But
there's Flair and you know, gene oakerl

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enacting like it's this big coup to
corner Rick Flair, when just the night

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before on TBS he just did a
straight up interview on the Saturday Night set

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with Flair, who said a series
of things about how he's tired of sit

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at home watching wrestling and it's time
to get back involved. He even says

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I might just have to buy out
Ted Turner even says that wow to get

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back into the business, so everyone
knew he was as close to returning to

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the scene, and thus he does
here in Baltimore. Also in the main

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event, Dusty rhoades as only he
can. And this is a big shout

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out to Matt for isolating this observation
because it's an easy one to miss,

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But I think a really potent one
is it regards Vader. Here's Dusty really,

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I think crystallizing on the main event
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to start. What makes Vader so
unique in nineteen ninety five, Without a

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doubt, I have never seen a
man with disability to be that big with

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I've never seen a man with disability
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He said, I've never I've never
sebility disability to be so big. It

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sounded like, oh, oh my
god, which it's not, Daddy.

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I've never seen a disability this big
before in Vader. That's one way to

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put it. I mean, it's
it's kind of in politic but I get

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what you're saying, disability because they
keeps eating so much fucking food. You

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know what I'm saying, Daddy.
So we start the pay per view with

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like you know, trippy images of
Hogan and Jimmy and Vader for your brother.

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Fucking it's it's, it's it's back
in this bizarre back and forth between

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Vader and this nightmare montage. Yeah
right, lad, I'm ready for your

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brother and dad waiting is over all
you focused on was just frushing deep?

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Is there and there is coming after
your brother? The only thing you have

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to fear, brother, this fear
itself. We're gonna find out who the

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man is, who has no fear? Who build you'll pay? Fine?

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Focus, man, I'm gonna cut
you down the side. What you gonna

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do? What Harmonia super screaming about
it? Such a fucking oaf so Tony

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Schimani welcomes us in with the pop
gun pyro. It's the Baltimore Arena.

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Oh here, I got this whole
thing because because he a Vince McMahon level

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awkward intro promour bris on the line
broad, They're kind of seat to be

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had. Fuck up, has any
crowd on head at the arena? One

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of the tree Hole Professional Wrestling Ted
Welcome to super Brawl Sunday from the arena.

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That's there's so much repetition in there
is is that a phrase, there's

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not a seat to be had,
I get. I guess, I don't

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know if I've heard that one.
Super Brawl Ladies and gentlemen. Well,

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Sunday, it's super Brawl Sunday.
Get the banner hanging from the rafters.

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It's super Here we are at the
Baltimore Arena, one of the greatest arenas

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of all time, and here welcome
to super Brawl Sunday at the Arena.

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I think the Sunday nights at the
Arena. It sounds like a like a

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documentary made about wrestling exactly right in
Saint Louis or something. Oh, we

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get the super Brawl banners hanging from
the rafters with super on one line and

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Brawl on the other like the also
like the red kind of uh like maroonish

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background for it too. Yeah.
A fan of that, Yeah, totally.

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Even though the the signature you know, color of the ww super Brawl

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logo was orange with a touch of
blue. Yep, they did mix it

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up, I think rather effectively here. I agree. As we begin the

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pay per view schedule of nineteen ninety
five, it's Tony Shiavanni, Gen Oakland,

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and Bobby Heenan in position with their
purple clown nose microphones. Yes,

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set up you know where announcers belong, with the audience behind them. Yep,

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yep, the little platform. Absolutely, and Oakerland starts talking about how

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he's had some serious second thoughts for
Hulk Hogan because Vader not only wants the

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title, he wants to put Hulk
Cogan on the shelf. Tonight. He

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went ballistic this entire weekend, and
Gene personally wouldn't be surprised if hul Cogan

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is permanently injured at the hands of
Vader tonight. He didn't, said,

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Vader's been stalking up and down the
hallway smashing car windows. And of course

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the first thing I noticed, and
I don't know if you did. Yeah,

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Heenan is lit. Oh my god, the slurge speech. I'll tell

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you what. I didn't really pick
up on it until I was recording the

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sound bites, and I'm like,
is he fucking drunk? Yeah, there

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were no remarks and like the observer
and stuff, So it must have been

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a thing where if you didn't have
the sound like piped into your ears like

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we do watching these shows, you
don't notice it is. It's rare I

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don't do it much anymore. I
usually watch it down in my office,

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but but I actually watched this one
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and I was like, I didn't
notice it. But then when I was

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when I was looking at the time
codes, I was like, wait a

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minute, he sounds completely smashed here, like totally. Honestly, it's absolutely

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amazing that he is able to put
on the performance that he does at whatever

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level of alcohol he limited he was
at. I mean, he really sounds

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like a police body cam of a
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he sobers up towards the main event. By the Hogan match, he's good.

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And that's you know, most of
the most of the people watch the

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show just watch that match, so
they don't really realize that during Alex Wright

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and Blacktop Bully and Jim Duggan,
he's got his own unique way of getting

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through it. I mean, there's
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I Mean, he's the thing is
he's on fire too. He's really

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funny, and it's a it's a
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alcohol, you know and whatnot.
I think it's a pretty darn good performance

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that he puts on. See.
I don't know, I mean maybe just

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because I picked it up early,
and so I was very observant of Tony

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Shivanni's body language of being just totally
frustrated and not feeding into anything Heenan was

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putting down. Ah, I just
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nine out of ten misses on this
show, a lot of orphan lines that

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you know, Tony didn't pick up
on to go into work. He just

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seemed to be saying something because he
knew that he was like so off kielts

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or that he doesn't really know what
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be saying something and he's sure.
I don't know. It did get a

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lot better towards the main event.
I mean I was, you know,

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every again, I didn't I wasn't
able to hear the the slurge speech as

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much when I on my initial viewing
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like to me, the the Shavanni
knowing like, you know, not knowing

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that he was that he was a
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wind that yeah, the torch and
the observer, that he there might be

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something to say after this, that
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Tony doing his no selling of it, like like you know Monsoon would do

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occasionally or that, or Vince would
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can't believe I've never said this before, I don't think, but you know,

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when when they would talk about dirt
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stuff and like and mentioned dirt sheets, do you know what I used to

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think that because I had no idea
what I used to think it were Aftermags

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those were the dirt sheets. Wow, Like that's where the truth was.

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Well, you did feel like you
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you finished flipping through one of those. Wash my hands several times during and

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then my wet hands would ruin the
paper. You know. It's a struggle

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we all got through. But yeah, that's pretty funny. That dirty Yeah,

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it was I don't know, it
was prickicalarly bad. You know,

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we've heard Giovanni talk about it.
He's he's done podcasting about you know,

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Heenan being drunk at hog Wild ninety
six. That's really one of the big

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standout ones. But this one has
got to be up there Tony as far

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as I know, and his podcast
hasn't done like a watch along style,

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which is usually where you pick up
on those little nuggets. This sort of

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stuff comes back to him, right. He does not look happy on this

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show at all with h and Gene
makes constant reference throughout the broadcast when they

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pitched him backstage for interviews and go, you know, God, bless you

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Tony Shavanni for having to work with
him tonight, you know, commiserating almost

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Oh, I said, you never
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that again, I mean because I
watched it in a different different way.

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Yeah, And maybe before you know
it became known that this was an issue

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with Bobby, you wouldn't have heard
it either. You know, maybe you

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have a maybe I have a particularly
attuned year four knowing that this is something

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that Tony years later would say with
sometimes an issue. And it's not like

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Tony went out there swinging on Bobby, even though Bobby hated his guts at

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the end there. You know,
it's not like he goes out swinging,

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but he did sort of like a
Q and A about it. And you

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know, was asked about this particular
issue with Jamen. Maybe he just had

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a bad start to the night.
I mean, Jesus Vader did try to

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fucking rip his head off in the
Limousine's true. So we cut to a

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long white limo pulling in. The
door opens and we see some long legs

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on the ground for a second,
I guess it's supposed to be Flaire's legs.

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And then the lima door shuts and
we don't know who that was,

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but we're told it's blonde hair.
I don't even see it, but I

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mean, you hardly see it.
It's like it's hardly there. But I

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guess it. Yeah, I guess
that's enough. Vader emerges better time,

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better time, screaming. I mean, it's like pulling up to the White

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Castle. That's how he gets out
of this fucking car. And so it's

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the White Castle Limo of fear here
absolutely and a black wife beater with his

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gloves and mask and sweatpants on in
the limo and he shoves a camera.

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Man, you keep your nose out
of Vator's business. And then another limo

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pulls up and he thinks it Hogan, and he screams at the limo.

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Vader approaching limos like dogs do when
they chase cars. Yeah, what are

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you gonna do? When you catch
it. I don't know. Well,

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I know what Vader does? He
win? Oh, and he slams his

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hand in the hood. Oh,
ad, I smell Hogan, I smell

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buggers. I smell a number two. I smell number two, I smell

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number one. I smell the whole
fucking menu. He reaches in a limo

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and hassles the driver, who's in
a bow tie, and Jean says he's

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got a hold of the guy.
He's got a his tongue out, is

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that what it says? His tongue
in, And he's circling the car,

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Hoga, And I can smell you
what does he smell? Fucking tanning lotion?

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Well, he smells that. But
I'm but I'm sure Hogan had a

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bite to eat beforehand. You know, again, as we established, Vader

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does not eat before pay per view
uh shows. So you know, Hogan

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probably had a steak beforehand or whatever, and can smell the seasoning on his

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fucking on his stash. That's right, that's that's right. Of course,

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no one doing anything about this.
As he tries to open the door,

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and then, like you said,
he puts his right hand right through the

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window, and uh, can we
advance it from there, Like, is

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Vader really gonna stop it smashing the
window? Isn't he gonna like get inside

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the lema, You're gonna see who's
inside, to see if Hogan's there or

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not? Like, no, No, he's good with just hitting the window

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in that you don't hear any noise. But then Tony gets out and scurries

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away, and while he does,
he screams back to Vader He's not in

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the car. Hogan's not in the
car. And I'm thinking he could have

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just come out of the car and
told him that, so he didn't.

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Why is Tony in a lama?
Well there's that too, But before Vader

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did like a full fucking dismantling of
this limousine, couldn't someone have just said,

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Hulk Cogan's not in here, sir? Or couldn't they just driven away?

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Like why couldn't when they saw that
that that Vader was going nuts?

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Right, you can still turn the
engine on, guys. Let's let's back

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out of here. Let's back up, back up, back the idea.

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You know, Vader says, I
wait for no man. Vader waits for

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nobody, and we dissolved back to
the building. Uh, five minutes,

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by the way, have elapsed in
this show and no match yet. Nope.

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They show Vader on the main event
TBS show going over the announced desk

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and hassling Eric Bischoff and Dusty Rhodes
and see the basic ass brown table they're

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announcing on, which is something they
kept hidden on the pay per view broadcast,

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and Jean saying did he push bish
Off? Nick Bockwinkle is going to

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have a heyday finding this man.
Do they show Vader going down the ramp

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on the on the main events natching
the American mails of a Heyday? Yeah,

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that's right. He gets in the
ring with Dale Wilkes and kicks his

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ass and slugging at everyone in power
Bomb it's one of the Jabroni's and clubbing

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everyone with shots. I mean,
this is exactly what we think about and

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envision when we talk about Vader,
like breaking down an old country buffet,

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you know exactly. This is it. I mean, this is him when

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he when he is when he's hangry. This is Vader when he's hangry.

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Oh and he's eaten earlier too.
This is not like again, imagine imagine

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him now where he hasn't had a
meal, all day, right, you

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know in the camera I want him. Oh good, you can run,

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but you get had the man is
ere sounds good? Gary Michael capet Capetita,

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a ring announcer from New York City. Paul Rama with his weird ass

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sing lead on I don't know what
that's It looks like Vader. It looks

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like attribute to Vader pretty much in
the black and everything, Like Jesus,

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what the fuck is wrong with him? One half of Pretty Wonderful and I'm

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a Paul Roma guy and that's just
man, that's rough. Is the I'm

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a Paul Roma Guy t shirt available
at Progrestling Teas dot com. I think,

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actually, I think I think it's
actually taken already. I think,

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uh, I've seen it somewhere.
I feel like Tony has it. I

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feel like Tony Shavani has it as
one of his things, one of his

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things. I know it was a
thing, but I wasn't sure where I

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saw it. One half pretty Wonderful
with his red jacket and sparklers, Yeah,

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sparkles on it and Orton Orton Paul
O Orendworf is out with him.

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The set is kind of you know
that ninety five set, The basic glittery

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curtain backdrop on both sides of the
tron. That's yet, order's not there

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yet. He comes out later okay, yeah, yeah, comes out mid

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match. He's at the time.
I meant to say he was with him

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in terms of like as a tag
team in WW. Now we get the

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tron there that's made out of all
those squares, the Hollywood Squares signo.

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Yep, blue carpet runway bunch style, Yeah, pretty much. Style is

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right blue all over the ring with
yellow super Bowl logo in the center of

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the canvas and WCW in all four
corners of the ring on the mat Yep,

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I like it. Yep, nice, Look this is the did the

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compass WSW I like to call it. Yes, black ropes, yellow and

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blue and turnbuckle patting. And here
comes Alex Wright, who is fresh into

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WCW at that point in time.
Apparently he is Germany's youngest professional wrestler.

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Yes, do we have stats on
that? Do we know if he was

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literally the youngest professional wrestler of the
country of Germany. We have no stats

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on that. Okay, I'd like
to know truth, because I imagine there

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are you know, I mean that
he's not that he's not young, but

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you know, I don't know.
He is coming out to the music of

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Berlin, that techno beat, the
fun ky beats. Oh my god,

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there he is, Pom pom.
It's like, what is this? He

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do that stupid dance instant heel.
It's I know, it's so it's so

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funny because like he's just a he
They push him like a baby face.

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But that dance really ruins it any
sort of you know, any sort of

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uh babyface. But it was wonderful
and he was a heel. But yes,

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yes, that's the whole point.
He then calls him the wonder Punk

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and uh, I'm here he uh
he uh. I guess I have written

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down and I remember what this is. But he questions the loyalty of the

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fans of Alex right, I tell
you, all these people shake his hand,

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take no wonder He goes out on
the gardy. I think his hand

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there, I don't think enough.
I guess that's what it was. And

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he goes out in the gurney.
Yeah, well, they probably won't want

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to slap his hand because I might
paralyze him. But that's true. Tony

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says, it's jam to the rafters
and the only way you can join this

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is on pay per view. Tony, Well, we're here, Tony.

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If you know what pal if if
I haven't bought it already, I wouldn't

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you know, I don't hear this
your dumbass. Right Moon salts into the

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ring and does the dance and Paul
Roma immediately attacks him. He stands for

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none of this, as he should. And the guess who pops when Paul

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Roma attacks Alex Right? Who in
the audience pops? The men that the

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guys. You can hear the guys
and they want they want nothing to do

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with Alex Wrong. That's have we
ever said that before? We must have.

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No, we haven't said that.
Ah, So Alex Right, I'm

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Wonderkan's wunderkand yes, huh but it
kinds boo me, I'm dous wunderkind.

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Fuck it, fuck you, yes, fuck you all, and fuck you

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two people. Well you can get
a taste of that as the Sevelt Paul

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Roma goes to work. There's some
communication between the two and Right and kind

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of like shrug something off. It's
like he says no and Roma barely pressed

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lams them like they were not on
the same page at all, and we're

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going to get into This match actually
went down with a fair bit of lore

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because it pretty much the match that
got Paul Roma fired from WCW. No

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shit, yep, it ever talks
back on Flair talking shit on Roma because

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he was such a poor four horseman
member. There's that, but I think

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there's even more so the level of
conflict and the level of you know,

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just what's the word I'm looking for, just not taking orders? Well under

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Rick Flair's booking regime with Paul Roman, that was a big point of friction

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for the Nature Boy. Definitely some
dereliction of duty going on, but impressive

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strength from Roma. Even though Alex
Wright was not at all in position to

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take the Gorilla Press, he still
caught him up there, didn't he Absolutely?

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And then Paul Roma mocks the dance. Romo's gonna get you up,

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all right, that's the bottom line. Randy Anderson presiding whip and right with

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a sunset flip gets too and you
know there are some girls squealing when Alex

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Wright gets some offense in so of
course, look, you know he's he's

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a you know, he's a good
looking kid with you know that perfectly nineties

404
00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.440
haircut and you know, good body
and everything. So sure they're gonna they're

405
00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.440
gonna wanna they're gonna wanna suck him
off, slammish in Silver Springs or wherever

406
00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:33.400
the fuck they're from. I've been
wrong with that, right, just betting

407
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:38.680
them after the show. Yeah,
oh god, you know, like he's

408
00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:42.319
he's he's tall, he's got that
that curl in the front of his hair.

409
00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:48.119
Yeah, he's European, he's got
the abs. Right, Absolutely,

410
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:52.720
he's he's you know, he's what
you what you think about when you look

411
00:26:52.759 --> 00:26:55.880
in the a fucking fashion magazine as
a model. I don't see a lot

412
00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:59.920
of guys like you come through Baltimore. So when you do, we're right,

413
00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.640
that's right. Like the pony,
We're gonna, we're gonna fucking line

414
00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:07.480
up outside your your your hotel door, and we are gonna fuck you.

415
00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.000
Wow, We're gonna take it.
I wonder Flair loved Baltimore so much.

416
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:15.119
Sure, arm drags by Alex Right
and then back to the fundamentals, Tony

417
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.519
says, is uh, Alex Right
cart wheels through an arm dragon twist,

418
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:22.599
and that's that's Tony Tony the full
arm draggon twist mode. Which isn't even

419
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:32.559
a fucking arm drags. It's an
arm ringer all arm dragon twist Alex his

420
00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:37.519
own. That's one of my favorite
Tony is. I know, I just

421
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:49.440
nothing was dragged, not at all. Nothing was dragged. I mean maybe

422
00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:53.759
Flair did the full arm dragon twist
an uncensored, and then Roma yanks him

423
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:56.440
down by the hair and right keeps
kipping up and right with a series of

424
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:59.720
them, and then kind of does
that lucha arm drag where he runs up

425
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:02.960
the rope and then there's I guess
you could say a judo hip throw by

426
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:04.720
right. There's a lot of miscues
in this one. You can tell Paul

427
00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:08.160
Roma is not in the frame of
mind of let's make Alex Wright look as

428
00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:11.039
good as possible in this one.
Yeah, yeah, that gets too,

429
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:15.160
but he maintains the armlock. They
talk about Flair having two ringside seats to

430
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.519
the show tonight, and out walks
Pauloworen dwarf. Like you said, in

431
00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:21.519
his robe doesn't make much sense because
it's only there in himself. He's only

432
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:23.160
himself there. Yeah, and he
cuts the promo saying I'm gonna have some

433
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:26.680
of Baltimore's finest ladies with me in
the crowd, which he doesn't, but

434
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:30.920
on the clash in Vegas he did. He was surrounded by women in the

435
00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.640
audience, So I don't know.
Maybe there was just a last minute logistical

436
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.559
difficulty getting some of Baltimore's finest to
come out to the venue. Listen,

437
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:41.119
you don't have to get Baltimore's finest. You can definitely get you know,

438
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:49.440
Baltimore's swinest. Sure aren't Baltimore strippers
and NAYATSI that might have been the issue.

439
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:53.359
Yeah, that could have been it
prevailing wage to hold Rick Flair's arm,

440
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:56.880
right, Warrendorf comes out, slaps
the canvas. Come on, Roma

441
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:03.079
trying an egg on his tag team
partner. That's something, that's that is

442
00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:08.799
the uh, that's the top of
his encouragement. All he fuckings come on?

443
00:29:10.279 --> 00:29:15.519
Oh yeah, he's just as motivated
as Paul is here. Fireman's carry

444
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.720
Byle's right, and like, watch
those tights. He did say that,

445
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:23.680
come on, reugh watch those tights. Yes, we all are, I

446
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.119
mean, we've all listen, we
haven't been able to take our eyes off

447
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:32.039
of Paul Roma's ugly tights. Absolutely. Paul Roma starts dropping some elbows,

448
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:36.839
does one with a big leap and
then drops the straps and yep, thank

449
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.279
god, at least it looks semi
normal. Now he drops the straps,

450
00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:44.519
which is something pretty wonderful. Never
got the chance to do. Where do

451
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:48.160
they lose the straps? I don't
know. The Stars and Stripes, No,

452
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:51.480
they wouldn't they Well they did.
They lost the Stars and Stripes and

453
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.559
they beat them at Halloween Havoc.
I don't know where it goes from there.

454
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.640
Somehow they got on Harlem Heat.
I don't really know how. Let's

455
00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.960
figure it out. I mean that's
key because Harlem Heat as kind of a

456
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.000
showcase match on this one. Yeah, they do one of them. They're

457
00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:08.000
just starting to get really featured as
a strong tag team. Let's see list

458
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:12.160
of world tag team champions. Arlem
Heat won for the first time December eighth,

459
00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:17.079
ninety four, defeating the Stars and
Stripes. Who would beat pretty wonderful

460
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.680
again? Wow? Yeah, let's
think They beat them on a Saturday Night

461
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:22.960
taping December eighth, nineteen ninety four, and it aired January fourteenth, ninety

462
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:30.000
five. It's wild ye right,
and then the Nasties beat them for it

463
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:37.599
in May of nineteen ninety five at
Slambury so yes, backbreaker. He lifts

464
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.559
Alex Right up like he's gonna do
another one, and he does, and

465
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:41.200
then does a third one, putting
that strength on display as Paul Roman and

466
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:44.720
then Orndorf likes what he sees at
ringside. Right is dumb to the floor,

467
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:47.240
and Paul Winendorf thinks about going after
him, but doesn't even do that.

468
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:51.200
They mentioned that Alex Right at the
time was undefeated. And he comes

469
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:52.839
up on the apron slugging and tries
to slingshot into the ring, but Paul

470
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:56.000
Roma, I guess, kind of
power slams them out of mid air.

471
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.480
He just kind of like puts one
arm out and guides him down to the

472
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:06.079
mat. Yeah. Referee Randy Anderson
hardly administering a Dos wonder count there not

473
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:10.599
at all. Irish whip at a
backdrop and uh no, in fact,

474
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:17.440
Paul Paul Wright, that's a good
one. Ales Right hooks a backslide from

475
00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:19.359
one inside cradle for two. Roma
gouging at his face, get back and

476
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:22.839
control Right's hair A little wild here, a little hard to take him seriously.

477
00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:26.759
The state of his hair is frized
and elevated. Yep, it's not

478
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:33.240
okay, it's it's not poofing h
Tony. Tony saying that that Orndorff hasn't

479
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:37.960
interfered because the referee has been keeping
his eye on him. But Heenan Heenan

480
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:42.920
disagrees. Now once again orndorf is
not becoming bauld But that's I think that's

481
00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.839
put them off. The referee hit
high on what's happening on the poor here.

482
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:49.680
No, no, no, Horner
does something that will be illegal,

483
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:55.079
and he even do things like that. We're talking about the same guy,

484
00:31:55.119 --> 00:32:00.480
Paul Arndoor apartment here, aren't we
you. That's good, although I don't

485
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:05.680
know if that's him like doing stick
or not. And you do get the

486
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:08.319
sense that Tony decides a few times
to amuse himself by like asking heen in

487
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.759
a question, knowing that Heenan's like, should I actually know the answer to

488
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:15.319
this? God? Am I so
fucked up that actually I missed the question?

489
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:21.720
Heenan also mutters the Wonder Punk has
had some great mats. He says,

490
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:24.119
not matches mats. That's true,
that's some good I've seen him actually

491
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.240
practice on mats. He does have
some very good mats. And then Tony

492
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.160
says, this is one of the
greatest cities in the world for wrestling in

493
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:31.480
Baltimore, and Heenan says they've been
lined up all day for this. And

494
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:35.920
while he's saying that the crowd is
chanting boring at a Paul wrote, madlock.

495
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:37.240
Yeah, lined up all day for
this, I guess. Tony says,

496
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:42.319
uh, there was a girl in
that limo early on, earlier on,

497
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:45.759
so they're still speculating widely about what
we saw in the blonde here in

498
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:47.240
the limo. Heen says, everyone
in life makes up the rules as they

499
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:58.480
go. Oh, yes, I
have life lessons with a tipsy Bobby Heen.

500
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.880
You can do that. Let the
guy down the man that's legal,

501
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:06.599
right, Well, you make up
the rules that you go. Everybody,

502
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:09.119
guys in life, everybody makes the
rules as they go. I think this

503
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:19.759
is okay, here's the middle.
He what I mean, No one would

504
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:22.519
do that to be the chance.
So you just beat them to the punch.

505
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:28.079
That's all it is. Come on, Tony, get with life is

506
00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:34.000
tough a fight for what you have
to get is that your motto? You

507
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:38.279
know, my motto is A friend
of me is the best that was good.

508
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:43.960
That's like friends of Eddie Coyle.
Life is hard, but it's harder

509
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:47.599
when you're stupid. Yes, Yes, Alex Right rises in a sleeperhold of

510
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:51.359
Paul Roman, back elbows out,
throws some right hand whipping a dropkick,

511
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:52.559
but no, Roma hangs onto the
ropes, and my god, do they

512
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:57.319
pop When Alex Right comes up empty
on that drop kick attempt. They are

513
00:33:57.359 --> 00:34:01.079
hungry for Alex to get fucking destroyed. Yes, then Paul Roma leaps.

514
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:05.079
They're even cheering for Paul Roma.
They sure are. Well. He had

515
00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:07.680
a way, you know, if
he wanted to, he could show out

516
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:09.480
and do some really flashy things where
people are like, this guy's awesome.

517
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.920
I'm with you, man, I
think Paul Roma is an underappreciated wrestler.

518
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.360
He's just he had such a personality
thing where it's like half the time when

519
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:19.599
he was looking great in the ring, he was doing it really because he

520
00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.320
was motivated to piss somebody off,
because he wasn't supposed to shine in the

521
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:24.159
match. That that's kind of why
he had the reputation. He didn't have

522
00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:29.320
such a short career. I think, despite great physical attributes and a good

523
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.480
work ethic in the ring, is
he was just It's why I love him.

524
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.000
I mean, It's why he belongs
in the hardcore Holly category. He's

525
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:39.039
like the hardcore Holly yep, just
cranky as fuck, pissed taking everything personally.

526
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:43.519
He thinks everyone's getting pushed didn't quite
deserve it, didn't quite do what

527
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.159
they needed to do to earn his
respect. Just pissed off that anyone's getting

528
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:49.920
a push. I love it.
He wants to be recognized as the locker

529
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:53.199
room leader, right ready to walk
out at a moment's notice, savoring the

530
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:58.880
opportunity to quit, you know what
I mean, loves the opportunity to say,

531
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:02.599
well, I guess I'm gone,
then just I guess then exactly so

532
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:06.800
he leaps. He leaps, He
leaps to the middle rope from the mat

533
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:09.559
while turning around. Guess he does
because he's because he's awesome. And then

534
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:15.519
it goes to the top rope.
Yeah, he does without even fucking I'll

535
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:16.800
tell you it was. It was
impressive because he doesn't even do. He

536
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:20.800
doesn't even hold anything. He just
walks up there. What can I ask

537
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:24.079
you about this elbow? Oh?
I mean, what do we see here?

538
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:28.679
It's it's a it's it's a it's
a it's a beautiful, beautiful elbow.

539
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:30.960
Does he touch the roof pretty much? I mean, he takes flight

540
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:35.840
like you've never seen. Listen,
listen, I've seen this elbow before.

541
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:42.400
Okay, he does. He did
this elbow at at Halloween Havoc in ninety

542
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:49.199
four when when Orndorf and and and
he defeated Stars and Stripes. It's a

543
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:53.079
spectacular elbow. He gets incredible height
and the way he lands is unreal,

544
00:35:54.360 --> 00:36:00.960
and he lands and he gets up
so fired up, so fucking gas that

545
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:05.280
the people are like deeply appreciative of
this. And plus he knows it's him

546
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:09.119
showing off when the spotlight's supposed to
be on this kid. Tremendous stuff yep.

547
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:12.880
And then he covers Alex Right for
two and pulls him up by the

548
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:16.760
hair instead of letting him kick out. He's such a he's such a bitch.

549
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:20.639
Whip to the corner side step Roma
goes into the buckle. The girls

550
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:24.079
respond to that brief hope spot for
Alex Right. Anyone ever asked Paul Roma

551
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:29.079
if he regretted, uh, not
going for the cover earlier that time?

552
00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.840
You know? So then right late, imagine that we're here in a shoot

553
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:36.079
interview with Paul Roma. Paul thanks
so much for your time. I want

554
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:37.480
to start by taking you back to
the Alex Right match. Oh yeah,

555
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.039
I know I told this story ahead
of times. I don't have the usual

556
00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:43.760
question, and not so much about
the firing. I want to ask you,

557
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:46.440
do you still regret not going for
the cover earlier after landing that big

558
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:50.519
elbow and wasting all that time dancing
around the ring? Don't you think he

559
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.119
could have gotten them? I would
love to do interviews like that man freaking

560
00:36:53.719 --> 00:37:00.159
just like I wasn't scheduled to go
over, still go over? So what

561
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.079
does that mean? I understand that
you that you maybe you weren't supposed to

562
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:06.360
win, but didn't it. Don't
you think if you if you had pinned

563
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:07.920
him right there after that elbow,
you would have gotten him? Amazing?

564
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:15.800
Then you put the ball in his
court. It's like this guy is do

565
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:21.239
I answer as a KA answer?
You know? And I understand the wrestling's

566
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:24.519
fake. I totally understand that,
but that that was real. You hit

567
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:29.320
him with that elbow. You should
have pinned him. Is that does that

568
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:32.119
eat at you? Wow? Day
and day and day out? Like I

569
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:37.320
could have I could have I could
have vanquished Undu punk. Oh he didn't,

570
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:45.039
Paul Roma. Do you wish that
you had exterminated? That's undupunk.

571
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:50.400
Do you wish, Paul Roma that
you were never born? Do you wish

572
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:53.880
Paul Roma? Let me ask you
this. Do you wish, Paul Roman

573
00:37:53.920 --> 00:38:04.760
that your parents never had sex?
Is that your wish? Get to the

574
00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:08.360
brass tacks here, take good time. He takes a big swig of water,

575
00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:14.280
thinking it through right, then laysing
punches nuppercuts and then totally blows a

576
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:16.960
hip toss. He has to think
about it too. It's the best part.

577
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:22.440
Well you think about it. It's
a good question. And my god,

578
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.840
does Alex Right blow a hiptoss here? I mean he puts his arm

579
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:28.880
it's totally not under the armpit.
But Paul Roman does the flip. Do

580
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.079
you have to see even say a
hiptoss? He just blows ef it's bad

581
00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:35.920
and then is a spinning heel kick
and gets just one corner to corner.

582
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:37.800
Whip Right goes to the top rope
and one motion comes off with a cross

583
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.599
body off the top rope and they
both spill into the ropes and Randy Andern

584
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:45.920
is counting. Even though Paul Rom
his feet are clearly under the ropes all

585
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:49.079
time. He's all tangled up in
the It's ridiculous, but he doesn't care.

586
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:52.760
He's like, let's end this thing
now. Absolutely. And then Paul

587
00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:57.400
Oorendorff still pulls the legs and Randy
admonishes him, even though it wasn't a

588
00:38:57.440 --> 00:38:59.519
legal cover in the first place,
so I don't really know what the big

589
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:01.880
deal is. And then Paul and
Duff goes up the steps they used to

590
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:05.440
have in the center of the apron. Remember when he put the steps there?

591
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.639
Yep, yep? And then Roma
slams him and confers with Paul Orndorf,

592
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:12.239
and you know's like, I got
him, I got him, don't

593
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:15.000
You don't have to interfere anymore.
While he's doing that conferencing with the Orn

594
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:19.360
Dwarf, he's on the apron,
Alex Wright drop kicks Paul Roman from behind.

595
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:23.519
Paul Roma smashes into Paul Orndorf and
then right rolls him up one two

596
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:34.519
three? What what? Wait a
minute? Halt e hey, hey brother,

597
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:37.960
you got Can we get in here, dude, we gotta we gotta

598
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:40.400
have we need all hands on deck
here. I don't Can we please have

599
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:44.760
everybody? Can we get Craig leathers
out of the truck. Please, everybody

600
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.039
kind of come down here. Do
we gotta put a pause on this pay

601
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:49.920
per view? Dude? Things not
going anywhere till my concerns are delayed.

602
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.599
Brother, I got section here,
all right, I got my my paragraph

603
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:59.199
eleven, sub paragraph, you know, section eleven. He doesn't Peter,

604
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:00.239
You're all right? I I got
Peter Young on the phone, dude,

605
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:05.960
he's on speaker, all right.
I got a brute, I hear dude.

606
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:07.360
We got Houston on the line.
Dude. I gotta know, brother,

607
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:09.400
and sit down, we're gonna talk, all right. Close the door.

608
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.440
Please, let's just take a deep
breath. Brother. I know we've

609
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:15.039
all been through a lot just now, dude, Right, we just went

610
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:21.480
through was huge. Everyone's like,
what do we go through? But there

611
00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:23.440
they can't, you can't. I
know it was alarming, dude, I

612
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:28.800
know that what we saw was alarming. But I just got to know whose

613
00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:32.280
idea was it. I'm sorry,
Terry, whose idea was what? Exactly?

614
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:37.320
I'm not sure I'm following you?
You are you? Are you fucking

615
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:38.880
with me? Dude? No?
No, I swear to God, you

616
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:42.239
swear to God. Brother, Were
you not? Do you do you not

617
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:44.800
pay attention to what goes out there, brother, Well, I was.

618
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:46.559
I was actually quite busy out there, dude. Do you not watch what

619
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:50.199
Hulk Cogan does? Dude, you
were out there. You were supposed to

620
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:52.239
be out there. I wasn't out
there, Dude, I was not out

621
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.639
there. I'm wondering exactly what you
were watching, dude. Well tell you

622
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:58.679
the truth, Terry. Brother.
Huh. I had to run some notes

623
00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:00.800
back and forth to the Mote team
working with Gina. I didn't even see

624
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:06.039
the end of the match. Is
that what you're talking about? Do you

625
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:07.199
have a concern about the end of
Paul Romas match? Is that what we're

626
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:10.000
talking about here? I don't even
fuck this guy is Can we get him

627
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.519
the fuck out of here? Dad? Hey, hey, you don't have

628
00:41:13.559 --> 00:41:15.840
to grab me by the arms.
I'll leave. Geez. I'll have nothing

629
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.519
more than to not be in this
room anyway. We're here to talk about

630
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:22.239
serious business, Dude. I still
don't know. I'd love to be able

631
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.239
to help, but god, brother, you shut the fuck up. Dude.

632
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:31.360
Are we got a real fucking problem
here? Brother? Who did it?

633
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:38.519
Dude? Who set me up?
Brother? I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

634
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:40.320
Terry. How did we set you
up? You haven't even been on

635
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:47.800
the screen yet, am I Am? I the only fucking person here who

636
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:52.599
saw what happened out there? Dude? Who saw? What the fuck is

637
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:54.400
going on? Brother? Were talking
about the Paul Roman match that just ended?

638
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:59.280
Dude, we have a major We
saw it. I saw the finish

639
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.159
brother, that major breach of security. Brother, what happened? What is

640
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:07.519
he talking about? Doug? Doug? What is he talking about? I

641
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:09.920
don't know. I wish I knew. I mean, I can use a

642
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:17.199
disguised voice if you want and call
in my contacts with Baltimore pde Well.

643
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:20.360
I think they should be in on
this. Dude, Gary Juster, what

644
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.639
do you know? I don't even
know what he's talking about. To be

645
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:24.280
frank, I mean, Terry,
what what's the concern? Are you talking

646
00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:29.159
about Paul Romes match with Alex Right? I am talking about Paul Rome?

647
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:31.000
What about it made you think it
was an attack on you? I don't

648
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:36.000
understand. Nothing to do with you? Are you? Are you fucking with

649
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:37.559
me right now? Dude? It
had nothing to do with me. Am

650
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:40.599
I losing my mind? I mean
no, brother, Yeah, you are

651
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:45.119
losing your fucking mind. Did you
not see the finish? Did anyone out

652
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.559
here? Was I the only one
watching the goddamn match who knew the finish?

653
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:51.920
Brother? Yeah, well it was
actually kind of boxed up. And

654
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:53.880
Rick is going to be talking to
Paul about that because he was not supposed

655
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:58.679
to kick out what He's not gonna
be talking to Paul about that, Brother,

656
00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:00.719
He's gonna be talking to Alex,
right, dude, because he Alex

657
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:04.679
wronged me out there? Brother?
What did he do to you? I'm

658
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:07.960
still at a loss. Did he
like do the leg drop or something and

659
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:10.559
you kick out of it? I
mean he rolled up Paul Roman from behind,

660
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:15.039
dude, and he pinned him one, two three. Now, I

661
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:19.159
don't know. I don't care what
guys do when I'm not in the building,

662
00:43:19.199 --> 00:43:22.119
brother, But when Hulk Hogan is
here, dude on a pay per

663
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.400
view, Brother, you do not
do roll ups from behind, but you're

664
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:28.960
not in the match. What difference? It doesn't matter if I'm not in

665
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:32.039
the match, Brother, I have
a game faced dude, and now I

666
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:35.559
am totally out of it. Brother. Well, I guess I got to

667
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:38.840
scratch off these these plans for your
match. Cross this off right now?

668
00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:47.599
Okay? I heard now, Well, I guess we can't do this.

669
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:51.440
I mean, Jesus, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Now it's fine,

670
00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:52.639
It's not gonna happen now. I
mean, if you're that worried about someone

671
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:55.360
else's I don't know where the fuck
you think you're going. Man, I

672
00:43:55.599 --> 00:44:00.360
gotta tells down. Dude, what
do you talk? What plans? Brother?

673
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.239
Well, we had a couple of
ideas for the match we were going

674
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:04.639
to talk to you about. But
then the ideas? Brother, why are

675
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.519
people coming up with ideas for me? Well, I'm not involved in do

676
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:08.599
Well, we just want to see
what you think and you can vote it

677
00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:10.559
up or down. You know,
we can tell you what I think.

678
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:15.440
Brother, that you're fucking fired.
Dude. Well, I'm fine, I'm

679
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:16.079
out of here. I'm not going
to tell you what's on the piece of

680
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:20.079
paper? Then what's on the piece
of paper? Brother? Am I rehired?

681
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:27.480
What's the piece of paper? Am
I rehired for? Now? Well,

682
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:30.440
we had a couple of ideas we
wanted to run by you. I

683
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:32.960
don't need your fucking explanation. I
want to as the goddamn paper. Brother.

684
00:44:34.440 --> 00:44:38.159
Well, we were talking to Leon. We were talking to Leon before

685
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:42.639
about what he like to do in
the match. And oh you're talking about

686
00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:44.880
Leon. You're talking about Leon,
dude. Well, yeah, we wanted

687
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:46.400
to see how we could produce this
thing and what what he might be willing

688
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:49.280
to do, and then come to
you with what you might be willing to

689
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.800
do. But you went to him
first, Well yeah, you were in

690
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:54.639
the building yet. But plus,
if I went to you first and I

691
00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:58.880
went to Leon, I'd still have
to bring back to you what Leon said.

692
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:00.960
So I figured out just because if
Leon doesn't agree with everything that I

693
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.400
do, we scrapped match. Oh
I see, Okay, all right,

694
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:06.960
well I'll keep that in mind for
next time. But suffice to say,

695
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:08.599
I mean, with your concern about
that spot in Roma's match, all I

696
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:12.000
did was, you know, we
threw out some spots. You know.

697
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.880
Of course, as we talked about
he's gonna kick out of the leg drop,

698
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:16.559
you're gonna kick out of the power
bomb or the Vader Bomb. I'll

699
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:19.760
tell you, dude, I'm not
thrilled about that, but I know and

700
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.000
we appreciate your willingness to be flexible, and I think it's gonna be really

701
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.920
beneficial to the company and the bottom
line, and it's gonna be good for

702
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:28.480
Hulk. Frankly, I think by
the time it's over the way, we're

703
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:30.159
seeing it in our minds what this
idea is, brother, So I don't

704
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:32.760
give you one thing. One thing
we were talking about was at a certain

705
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.719
point in the match, you know, you would be, you know,

706
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:39.400
discombobulated and sort of vulnerable, and
that Vader would totally pull something you know,

707
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:42.719
we've never seen from him before,
and instead of going high impact,

708
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.159
he'd actually do a roll up.
He'd roll you up schoolboy from behind,

709
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:51.559
and you'll only get two of course, And I think that would we thought,

710
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:52.360
you know, talking to the agents
and stuff, that would just be

711
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:57.519
a wild spot because who's ever seen
Vader go for a schoolboy roll up before?

712
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:00.840
But I guess we need to cross
this off the list suggestions, which

713
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:02.719
I respect, I had no idea
this was like a third rail for you.

714
00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:06.719
But going forward, we'll definitely keep
that in mind, Terry, So

715
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:12.920
we will not tell Vader to try
to roll you up tonight. Are you

716
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:16.000
fucking with me, dude? No, not at all? Are you If

717
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:19.000
I wanted to fuck with you?
Why would I cross it off right right

718
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.920
in front of you and admit to
you? How do I know You're not

719
00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:23.199
going to go to Leon and say, hey, brother, Hogan wants you

720
00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:27.679
to roll them up and hold them
snugged dude and get the pin. Brother.

721
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:34.880
I won't say that, brother.
You've already said it, dude.

722
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:38.199
You already went to Leon. Brother. I talked to Leon, Dude.

723
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:40.960
He said you know what he said? Oh? Ed, He said,

724
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:46.119
brother, I'm gonna roll you up, dude, I'm gonna roll you up,

725
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:53.000
brother, And he said, you
fucking told him, Terry. I

726
00:46:53.760 --> 00:47:00.800
don't know what to say, right, Can I get one? Brother?

727
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:05.039
Look if it makes you feel any
better, so you don't shoot the messenger.

728
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.239
It was Leon's idea to do the
roll up. It was not mine.

729
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:17.199
Fuck you, brother, do you
I don't know who's in on this

730
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:22.280
brother right now, dude, I
don't know who's. All I can tell

731
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.840
you, dude, is that you
have told me that Ted Turner wants me

732
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.599
to lose to Big Van Vader tonight. Brother, all right, that was

733
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:36.239
verbatim out of your mouth, man. And I talked to Ted Turner this

734
00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:38.599
morning, dude. Well, I
was going over his schedule, brother,

735
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:53.400
for the next two weeks. And
you fucking got almost right now, dude.

736
00:47:53.440 --> 00:47:58.760
Almost to say is this, brother, someone's going to die tonight.

737
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:06.880
Wow, It's not gonna be my
fault because you all did this to yourselves.

738
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:14.360
Brother, What did we do?
If you don't know, dude,

739
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:29.880
if you don't know what you did, you're done and you can get the

740
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:37.199
big man upstairs, brother Bill Shaw. Twelve floor or thirteenth. It's still

741
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:45.000
undefeated, Alex right, and my
god, is his hair bobbing high?

742
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:49.920
After that victory, Heenan demands a
replay and doesn't get one because it was

743
00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:54.079
clear that Paul Roman went into business
himself and kicked out before the refslap three.

744
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:58.559
Heena's screaming, who calls the shots
around here? While they're trying to

745
00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:02.320
tamp down the fact that Roma kind
of messed up with their planned presentation here.

746
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:07.400
So what's the story, what's the
problem? What's this all about?

747
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:12.320
Why did Paul Roma really never wrestle
in WCW again after this match at Super

748
00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:15.039
Bowl five? Well, we turned
to a great shoot interview he did once

749
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.000
upon a time with our video,
which we've acerpted from the past. I'd

750
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.280
highly encourage you to check it out
in its entirety. Piece of its surfaced

751
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:28.360
recently when all this stuff started coming
out about, you know, sexual harassment

752
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.840
at WWE, and some of the
things he said that people just heard them

753
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:36.119
were like, eh, don't care, don't care if wrestlers right could get

754
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:39.119
a push if they let people suck
their dicks. So here we go on

755
00:49:39.159 --> 00:49:45.760
this fateful night for one Paul Roma, alech Wright and I. They said

756
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:49.599
they want to do it and go
as far as you know who's prettier,

757
00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:53.159
you know. So I came out, I'm prettying this kid. What are

758
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:58.119
you guys talking about? Blah blah
blah. The agreement that I had with

759
00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:04.559
WCW was that uh and especially Rick
Flair, was that I would go around

760
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:07.519
with him, teach him, get
him better, because he's going to be

761
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:12.400
the next h Kogan. That's what
they said to you. That correct,

762
00:50:13.119 --> 00:50:19.840
correct and put him over. And
that's fine. But if we do a

763
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:22.159
pay per view, I'm not doing
a job on pay per view for him.

764
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.199
And Rick said, not a problem, that's not going to happen.

765
00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:29.000
I said, okay, great,
let's do it. So why did you

766
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.159
not want to do the job from
pay per view just because you were in

767
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:35.480
the business a long. He's a
fucking jabberni, you know what I mean?

768
00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:37.719
At the end of the day.
You know you could, you could

769
00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:42.960
do theatrics. Great, you can't
work. That's why they want you to

770
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:46.400
go around with me and get better. And you constantly blow up because you

771
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:50.480
can't hold it. So, you
know, why should I do a job

772
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.639
for this dude? You know what
I mean? So I get to pay

773
00:50:53.639 --> 00:50:58.239
per view. I'm wrestling Alex.
Right, I go to Rick, what

774
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.400
do you want to do? How
do you want to go into the finish?

775
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:02.159
They want him over? Like,
excuse me that they want him over?

776
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:07.039
I'm like, so, but I
we had an agreement. He goes,

777
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:10.679
well, it's been changed. Okay, motherfucker, not a problem.

778
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:15.159
This is live pay per view.
That means you can't edit it. No

779
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:20.800
worries. So got out in the
ring. I humiliate him for twenty minutes,

780
00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.840
try to give him a spoty fucked
that up and uh kicked out on

781
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:30.039
two and a half. Right now, what did you think was gonna happen

782
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:31.440
when you went back to the locker
room? I mean, did I didn't

783
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:35.039
give a fuck. I was gonna
ask you, did you not care if

784
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:37.000
you were gonna get fired or whatnot? I didn't give a fuck. I

785
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:44.440
was protecting me I was protecting who
I was as probably the highest I've ever

786
00:51:44.559 --> 00:51:47.239
jumped off the top rope and dropped
an elbow. I mean I could have

787
00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:51.400
I could add a sandwich on the
way down, because as I was coming

788
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.039
down, I was like, God, damn, you're fucking up here,

789
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:59.000
dude, you know, and naturally
I'm not gonna cover him. I'm gonna

790
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:00.519
run around the ring. I know
the announcers are going to say, what

791
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.199
is he doing? What is he
doing? And then I pulled him up

792
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:06.760
instead of pinning him because I you
know, we got to get to the

793
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:10.239
finish. Yeah. Then I got
a call from Flair, you know,

794
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:14.960
telling me the match wasn't good.
I said, that's your opinion, because

795
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:17.280
everybody I talked to said it was
a great fucking match. Well that's your

796
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:21.840
opinion. I said, no,
it's everybody's opinion, you know. And

797
00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:25.400
I get a letter FedEx to me
saying we no longer need your services,

798
00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:32.119
thank you very much. You know
that's fine. I just love your assessment,

799
00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:36.920
boss, of just the impression you
develop of Paul Romo when you hear

800
00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:40.280
him tell that story. He's fucking
awesome. He's like so many guys you

801
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:51.400
met in Jersey. Ah Ah,
he's the kind of guy that it's going

802
00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:53.679
to take six weeks longer than we
estimated to do to finish this job.

803
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:58.360
Yeah right, I'm sorry to tell
you. When we got into the guts

804
00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:02.760
of the building, we found that
unbelievable. This guy, it's just not

805
00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:07.760
going to be easy, right,
It's not easy. And I'm looking and

806
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:13.199
and you lucked out in that we
caught it early. Yeah, sometimes these

807
00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:15.280
things if we, you know,
are halfway down with a job and we

808
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:16.440
find that it can be much more
of a rung monkey bench than this.

809
00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:20.239
But we were both lucky. I
think that that we found it when we

810
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.280
did. But there's a lot of
remediation that has to happen. We got

811
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.719
to call EPA because we're talking,
you know, there's some there's some serious

812
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:30.239
issues going on, wetland issues,
serious issues. You know, we're talking

813
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:34.960
several issues that could go away for
a fee of seven hundred and fifty dollars,

814
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:37.039
but we don't have to talk about
that right now. Plus there's also

815
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:42.400
the uh, you know, we
got to there. From what I gathered,

816
00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:45.760
there are some permits that were not
closed. It's right, and I'm

817
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:47.119
just between me and you. I
just want you to know, because you

818
00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:51.840
know, I feel like I owe
you the duty in this contractual relationship.

819
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:54.639
It's not all kosher down at city
Hall. I've looked at the front off.

820
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:58.800
It's not And a lot of grandfather
did in stuff here that was never

821
00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:02.000
permitted. It's uh, you know, it's a it's a it's a big

822
00:54:02.039 --> 00:54:06.239
deal. It's a big deal.
A lot. There's a lot of things

823
00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:07.920
that the original owner didn't have to
do that you've got to do for code

824
00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:10.639
reasons. I mean, we're talking, but at this point, I mean

825
00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:16.360
conservatively, and it's going to be
about a six million dollar job. I

826
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:20.639
know, I know I told you
ten grand at first. But yeah,

827
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:25.840
it's easily. It's easily in seven
figures, maybe eight figures if you if

828
00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:30.480
you nod to seven figures, maybe
eight if you don't, maybe five.

829
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:36.119
Yeah, al Aroma, it's I
don't know. I don't know what to

830
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:40.400
tell you. He doesn't give a
fuck, he doesn't give a fuck.

831
00:54:40.800 --> 00:54:44.400
Fight me, what are you gonna
do? Fight me? And they won't

832
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:47.519
fire him, fire me. I'm
thinking myself, Okay, well, okay,

833
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:52.480
there's one little issue there there,
Paul, is that Okay, you're

834
00:54:52.519 --> 00:54:59.559
protecting yourself, but you just lost
your job, so he wants to quit.

835
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:02.119
Paul Roma wants to quit. That's
a understand about a that like that.

836
00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:08.239
No, I honestly firing him just
that that gives him so much more

837
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:13.039
ammunition. Totally. I don't know
what he went on to I don't remember

838
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:15.000
from the rest of the interview what
he goes on to do with his life.

839
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:15.920
But he seems, you know,
put together. He seems like a

840
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:20.760
guy that has his his wits about
him and and isn't like, you know,

841
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:24.119
sort of like clinging on to anything
like he He's the kind of guy

842
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:28.679
who lives for you know, being
motivated to take the next step in his

843
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:30.440
life just so he can rub it
in someone else's face. Yes, yes,

844
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:34.119
give me a reason to move on
from wrestling so I can say fuck

845
00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:39.599
you, I never needed you anyway. He doesn't need to to to be

846
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:47.360
wrestling, right, Okay, he
doesn't need to, but you know,

847
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:52.679
he'll get glad to get fired if
if that's the way it is. He

848
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:57.559
doesn't fucking give a shit. And
while James Romeiro and Wrestling Shoot Interviews caught

849
00:55:57.599 --> 00:56:00.360
up with Alex Right not too long
ago and asked of his memories of this

850
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:06.880
night super Bowl five. Well,
that that's another thing. I mean,

851
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:10.719
I didn't have that experience being still
rookie. You know. I got teached

852
00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:15.440
by my dad that I always respect
the veterans, and of course Paul was

853
00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:20.639
a great worker, and he was
of course a veteran to me, and

854
00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:22.679
in Germany, the first match which
I had with him was a very good

855
00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:31.559
match. So the problem was that
I think he didn't like the order what

856
00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:37.519
the office gave him, and he
was pissed actually at the office, and

857
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:40.039
I was the guy who got it
up, you know. I mean we

858
00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:45.960
had a totally different plan and he
just switched everything around and was very sad

859
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:51.039
and very unprofessional because I could have
had such a great match with him,

860
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:55.000
and he could all teached me so
much if he wanted to, but he

861
00:56:55.039 --> 00:57:00.440
didn't, and in my opinion,
it was not professional to act that way

862
00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:04.400
because it was my fault that the
orricane like it was, you know,

863
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:07.880
And I didn't fall back that much
in that match because, like I said

864
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:14.559
before, I was like, what
was it ninety nine or when? When

865
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:16.639
in nineteen ninety five, so you're
only with the company about a year.

866
00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:22.079
Yeah, So being new in the
company and being just nineteen years old.

867
00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:25.159
You know, I thought, I, you know, I was afraid to

868
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:30.679
lose my job if I would fight
back in that match, that's it,

869
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:34.239
you know, Yeah, I know
it was. It definitely was the wrong

870
00:57:34.280 --> 00:57:40.440
decision to do it, to which
pauled it because he lost the job for

871
00:57:40.519 --> 00:57:44.880
that shit, you know, did
then? Were you there when he got

872
00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:49.039
fired or we just sort of consoled
and people said, definitely not your fault.

873
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:51.760
He was completely in the wrong.
No, actually they said. They

874
00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:53.639
asked me what happened, and I
told him what happened, and they said,

875
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:57.239
hey, listen, kid, next
time, if something happened like that,

876
00:57:57.280 --> 00:58:00.800
you just have to you know,
kick some ass, yeah, and

877
00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:05.159
defend yourself and shed it from that
moment on, because then I knew,

878
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:10.159
okay, that's okay, and yeah, no, she got fired I think

879
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:15.039
six weeks later or something like that. I would like to see Alex Wright

880
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:19.519
to start trying to swing on Paul
Roma for real in the match. Me

881
00:58:19.599 --> 00:58:22.119
too. As much as I like
Roma's attitude and stuff, I kind of

882
00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:23.159
feel like you would bitch out if
you actually punched him in the face,

883
00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:27.679
you know what I mean, he
might you know, I wouldn't doubt that

884
00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:34.280
he may at least second guess right
if if, if somebody was actually you

885
00:58:34.320 --> 00:58:37.960
know, not taking his ship.
Fascinating. So we move on to Gene

886
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:40.039
Oakland with Sherry and the Harlem heat. Gene calls her the vivacious and very

887
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:45.119
attractive Sherry. They have the tag
titles at the time is mentioned. Shery

888
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:46.519
says, Okay, nasty boys,
you want it just a little bit more.

889
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:50.920
Someone someone said, I saw someone
say that. That was I was

890
00:58:50.920 --> 00:58:59.000
given I was I was talking shit
about Sherry during the Virgil I excel that.

891
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:00.559
I don't know what that was a
reference to that. I don't know

892
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:02.159
what that is. Because I love
Sherry. I think Shery's great. Maybe

893
00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:05.880
maybe I was talking about when I
was a kid, I wanted to I

894
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:07.920
wanted to do her because I was
a kid. Truth, I was a

895
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:10.360
kid. I didn't you know,
I wanted to do it when I was

896
00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:14.239
a kid. But I think she's
awesome. She's she she gets all my

897
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:16.679
respect, for God's sake, she's
a she's fucking brilliant. Yeah. Yeah.

898
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:21.920
People don't really pick their spots very
well on that stuff. I don't

899
00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:24.599
know if you say anything about a
woman's appearance. It's you know, I

900
00:59:24.599 --> 00:59:31.199
mean I've always I've always thought she's
fantastic appearance or not. I think she's

901
00:59:31.239 --> 00:59:36.280
one of the she's one of the
one of the greatest, uh, you

902
00:59:36.320 --> 00:59:42.639
know, women managers of all time, if not the best, because her

903
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:45.679
involvement and and the amount of stuff
that she was willing to do. I've

904
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:49.840
always been blown away by because it's
like, you know, she gets herself

905
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:53.840
in there in places that you know
as a kid, you kind of you

906
00:59:53.880 --> 01:00:00.119
don't think of it in terms of
of of abuse per se, like you

907
01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:04.159
think of it in terms of the
wrestling content. But my god, she

908
01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:07.480
got a hit, she got power
slam. She she was a worker,

909
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:10.400
she's a trained worker. Fucking awesome. Yeah, she was a total force

910
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:15.599
of nature. Always had all the
respect for Sherry. So she's here saying

911
01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:19.880
first, second time around wasn't enough. You want the tag belt, so

912
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.159
you go cry into everybody to get
the shot, and she says, it's

913
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:25.719
up to five hundred thousand Harlem heat
degrees tonight. No punch is pulled,

914
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:30.719
and uh, she makes like these
huge eyes. You gotta chokes on her

915
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:36.519
words. Oh, I mean she
might be on something too, and you

916
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:38.800
totally. Yeah, she got jud
d issues in that regard. No question

917
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:44.079
this book or t you know about
the nasties and it's Stevie Stevie because he

918
01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:49.320
calls Stevie Ray. Booker t where
we're from, you either smoke or you

919
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:54.119
get smoked, and we've been smoking
everybody. Stevie Ray says, since the

920
01:00:54.199 --> 01:01:00.639
sister came in, it ain't nothing
to it but to do it, as

921
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:01.920
he says, and Booker says,
one thing the nasty boys need to remember,

922
01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:07.039
and then he says three things.
We got tag gold with battest thing

923
01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:08.400
in WCW and baball else. We've
got my sister. If you want some,

924
01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:10.519
you can come get some, but
you better be big enough, bad

925
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:14.519
enough to come take some, all
right. And he also says he's got

926
01:01:14.519 --> 01:01:16.320
a new move concocted and there'll be
a Harlem hangover tonight. So the Harlem

927
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:20.679
hangover debuting I guess in this match, Oh, I didn't realize that,

928
01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:23.000
all right. The great City of
Baltimore, as Tony Schavanni pointed out,

929
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:25.599
we're near the Inner Harbor. He
said that four or five times, near

930
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:30.239
the Inner Harbor. Who keeps a
fuckup location? Nobody cares where you were,

931
01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:32.239
where the fucking place is, right, Most people watching this can't even

932
01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:37.800
find Baltimore in a map let alone
distinguish the Inner Harbor from the rest idiot.

933
01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:42.599
That must have been like a deal
with the Science Center and everything,

934
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:45.440
the Aquatic Center. That must have
been so kind of like, yeah,

935
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.280
I would imagine so like the Inner
Harbor Tourism Council through him, like two

936
01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:52.119
hundred grand or something to say that
God and things are really heating up even

937
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:58.039
though there's a little bit of snow
on the ground. Okay, Chane to

938
01:01:58.199 --> 01:02:01.119
be accompanied by the greatest promo her
on the face of the Earth, Hurdle

939
01:02:01.440 --> 01:02:07.199
Parker, along with Meg shit it
will come. What do you think about

940
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:10.960
Meng and the fucking men in black
outfit? Well, what about the Meng

941
01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:14.760
sitting at the sitting in the audience
too? I was I was confused for

942
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:16.480
a moment. There. Did you
see that guy? Oh dressed just like

943
01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:20.360
him? There's a guy they dressed
just like Meng. And there was also

944
01:02:21.119 --> 01:02:24.239
a Harlem Heat guy. Some guy
actually found the Harlem Heat fucking outfit fucking

945
01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:28.840
had like they looked just like it
was really overalls. Yep, yep,

946
01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:34.679
that was such a weird costuming,
the fucking the the the the meng in

947
01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:39.480
the black outfit with the white tie
is so, I don't know what.

948
01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:43.800
I don't know what they're going for. I mean I do, but but

949
01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:47.159
I don't like. I would have
almost preferred him to have a black tie

950
01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:52.960
as well instead of a white tie
from Bucksnorre, Tennessee. Oh boy,

951
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:57.239
I mean, how about Randy Quaid? Then I'm going to say the bunk

952
01:02:57.280 --> 01:03:01.599
house Buck, the half brother of
cousin EDDI absolutely, Jesus, Tony,

953
01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:06.239
I'll tell you what's really special about
him. The comb over to the middle.

954
01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:09.599
Oh really, I haven't noticed.
Yeah, so like he from what

955
01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:13.920
I gathered, I've never noticed this
before, but it looks like he he

956
01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:19.960
parts his hair on both sides in
to the middle, and that's where it

957
01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:23.599
gets that weird little spike look going
down. This is bunk house Buck.

958
01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:29.400
This is bunk house Buck. Tremendous
stuff, just really tremendous. It's such

959
01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:32.920
a fucking loser, she says.
Today and Chris Cruz are manning the hotline.

960
01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:38.920
What nine hundred nine nine ninety nine
hundred. That's a hell of a

961
01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:44.639
number to get, man, very
easy to remember. Man. Oh my

962
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:47.159
god, nines and zeros. It's
it. That's all there is, and

963
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:55.519
that's an without Alex. Right here
comes Hacksaw Jim dug in the blue Collar

964
01:03:55.639 --> 01:04:04.320
Champion God and this is a well
Heenan. Heenan provides his opinion of Dugan.

965
01:04:04.880 --> 01:04:09.440
He always has a good time you
know that brain, Yeah, a

966
01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:14.000
good time in him is leaving that
flag, shaking his two by four man

967
01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:18.480
having the human eyes, yell hey
the man. As far as I'm concerned,

968
01:04:19.039 --> 01:04:23.880
you can say he's a check.
The guy's a loser. The guy

969
01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:35.480
is a loser. He's a dirt
nail loser, dirt loser. That's it

970
01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:42.480
pretty awesome. Then you wonder where
we get our our taste for fucking insults

971
01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:47.800
like like looks based insults from exactly
And we go backstage and Randy Savage has

972
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:53.000
a receiver up to his mouth in
the nine hundred line area. We're talking,

973
01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:57.000
talking, getting the meat, getting
it done, doing what we gotta

974
01:04:57.039 --> 01:05:01.800
do with the fans. Who you're
on the wonderland of the hotline. I

975
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:04.320
like talking on the phone. I
like it. I like it. I've

976
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:09.559
done there, I've done it.
I've got a phone at home. Oh

977
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:13.719
really, tell me about this what
it's what it is eighteen ninety four.

978
01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:18.760
I got a phone at home,
and it's worth fucking mentioning. I got

979
01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:23.000
a phone at home. I like
talking on it. I like exactly telling

980
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:28.039
people what's going on. Sometimes I
just open up the phone. Oh man,

981
01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:30.239
this is worth a dollar ninety nine
a minute. I got a phone

982
01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:36.480
at home. I want you to
know. I open up the phone line

983
01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:41.800
and I say who I'm gonna call
the day I'm just grab the book and

984
01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:44.639
I say, all right, here
we go. We're gonna call somebody.

985
01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:47.599
Just call anybody who's there. Just
pick a number and say, hello,

986
01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:53.639
this is Randy Savage. I am
the macho man. Don't know who you

987
01:05:53.800 --> 01:06:00.679
are. Maybe your Doris Jones,
maybe your your your your Camelle Jackson.

988
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:03.480
I don't know exactly who I'm talking
to, but I just want to tell

989
01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:08.599
you you have a great day and
that the Muccio man is thinking of you.

990
01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:18.320
Camille Jackson, M got that right, rup. She lives down the

991
01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:24.960
street. I said, hello,
Camale, my little CJ. How are

992
01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:30.599
you doing over there? Camille Jackson, muctual lady for a muctial man.

993
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:34.039
Things are hating up on the hot
line. One nine nine or nine ninety

994
01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:38.360
nine hundred kids, get your parents'
permission, Select option two and you two

995
01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:44.639
can speak to Randy Savage. Do
do Welcome to the WCW Hotline to speak

996
01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:51.639
with a superstar. Press too,
dude. Kids, Remember, get your

997
01:06:51.679 --> 01:06:59.039
parents' permission A dollar ninety nine every
minute stand by. Yeah, Oh my

998
01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:00.679
god, is this? Randy said, what do we got? We got

999
01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:05.920
someone on the line. Yeah,
And then he says and then he says,

1000
01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:09.199
so, Randy, how are you
gonna do on the paper you tonight?

1001
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:15.079
Four score and seven years ago,
we tell you exactly it's gonna happen.

1002
01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:19.960
Four score seven years ago, the
muccho man was sitting up high looking

1003
01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:26.079
around, saying where am I?
What's gonna happen tomorrow? And I said,

1004
01:07:26.119 --> 01:07:30.440
you know what, the mucchio man, Randy Savage is gonna come down

1005
01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:33.880
the mountain. He's gonna walk down
the mountain. He's gonna have his elbow

1006
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:39.440
shined up, and we're gonna take
things exactly. Hell we see him.

1007
01:07:39.599 --> 01:07:43.880
Yeah, we're gonna take them one
way or another. We might go left,

1008
01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:46.199
we might go right. You never
know which way we're gonna go.

1009
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:51.280
But the bottom line is every direction
leads you to the place you wanna go,

1010
01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:58.199
because that is exactly the way that
the big guys upstairs intended it to

1011
01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:00.719
be. And I look at myself
and I say, hey, let's get

1012
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:05.519
down. Let's get down to the
river. Let's bore it. I get

1013
01:08:05.519 --> 01:08:09.480
the sense you're trying to get this
across the two minute line. But okay,

1014
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:14.719
let's board the canoe. I'm gonna
take the oars, and I'm gonna

1015
01:08:14.800 --> 01:08:19.119
peddle. I'm gonna peddle my way
right to the top of the wc W.

1016
01:08:19.760 --> 01:08:24.359
I keep paddling. I go wom
direction, I go the other.

1017
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:29.720
I keep going back and forth and
back and forth, because that is exactly

1018
01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:33.800
what it takes to get ahead in
this life. I have looked ahead.

1019
01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:41.720
I have seen exactly where my destiny
lies. And I said, what your

1020
01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:48.239
man, Randy Savage, We're peddling
our way to immortality. Oh yeah,

1021
01:08:48.399 --> 01:08:55.439
I have looked ahead, he said, I have looked ahead. That's what

1022
01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:58.279
they don't tell you in the fine
print. Before Randy addresses the pay per

1023
01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:04.199
view, he reads the entire Getty's
address. So phone number no longer active

1024
01:09:04.239 --> 01:09:06.720
for those wondering. But I wonder
what other options were open? On pay

1025
01:09:06.720 --> 01:09:11.600
per view night besides option number two? Did anybody really call what was option

1026
01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.640
three and press option three on pay
per view night? I doubt it.

1027
01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:17.720
He didn't, says Ready Savage will
tell you things. Talked to anybody anyway?

1028
01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:20.720
I just prey recorded a message,
didn't talk to anybody. Fucking break.

1029
01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:25.479
How could you where they're gonna take
two phone calls? How much money

1030
01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:28.560
you make there? I always wondered, like I never understood that whole,

1031
01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:30.880
But then you had people who actually
answered though, like you you had what

1032
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:36.800
was that show? What was the
show that? No? No, no,

1033
01:09:36.800 --> 01:09:41.079
no, no no, it was
a pay per view and undertakers on

1034
01:09:41.159 --> 01:09:44.399
the line with somebody they talk about, Oh it was I think it was

1035
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:46.760
ninety three SummerSlam, and they talk
about Jake Roberts and he's on the phone

1036
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:51.720
with somebody. Real I don't know, man, there's no way that you

1037
01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:56.800
called and didn't get connected to somebody, you know what I mean, and

1038
01:09:56.840 --> 01:09:59.000
just hung up and just dealt with
the fact that you know, you didn't

1039
01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:01.600
luck out. I'm sure some people
not sure, but I suppose some people

1040
01:10:01.640 --> 01:10:05.159
did get patched through in that small
window of time when someone was sitting there

1041
01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:10.960
at the telephone, but I'm sure
most people just got a prerecorded message after

1042
01:10:11.239 --> 01:10:15.560
waiting for a minute and a half
or two, he says, Reddy Savage

1043
01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:17.479
will tell you things shouldn't be known, shouldn't be told. He's horrible.

1044
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:24.439
Don't call him Ready Savage on the
phone. He's an idiot. As for

1045
01:10:24.479 --> 01:10:29.079
bunkhouse Buck, he definitely did his
part on some of the TV leading into

1046
01:10:29.439 --> 01:10:34.680
Super Brawl five to make sure that
his match here against Duggan was particularly high

1047
01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:39.359
stakes. Coles Buck later on at
Super Bowl, You've got Hack saw Tin

1048
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:43.520
Tucket, Jim Duggan. When I
walk the streets, four kings and queens

1049
01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:46.600
step aside. I'm just like Coca
Cola. Man. I've been everywhere and

1050
01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:50.560
done everything. Say all the seven
Sees, been around a great horn.

1051
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:55.000
One thing I ain't done is knock
me out. No billy goat that looks

1052
01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:57.720
like you. Boy, I've beat
a pall of doats on the farm,

1053
01:10:57.920 --> 01:11:03.319
and you're next. Good stuff.
Exageon Duggan versus Bunk house Buck dug In

1054
01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:06.159
with the flag in his hand and
drops Buck with a right hand. Dougan

1055
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:10.319
had lost the Belts of Vader at
the Stark pay per view, which of

1056
01:11:10.319 --> 01:11:14.239
course solidified Vader is the number one
contender for this night. Yes, orphan

1057
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:16.680
Nick Patrick presiding for what it's worth
is Dugan hits a hiptoss and a lariat

1058
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:21.439
and over goes bunk house Buck to
the arena floor over. I don't know

1059
01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:25.880
if bunk house Buck was over,
No, he was over. He went

1060
01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:30.199
over the top, rolls Colonel Parker
over, fanning him with his white hat

1061
01:11:30.239 --> 01:11:32.359
on, and bunk house Buck drags
him to the floor. Doug In that

1062
01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:39.119
is sweating profusely. Oh my god, I can't. The man was on

1063
01:11:39.119 --> 01:11:43.359
a full rotisserie at all times.
I'm telling you, I'm leaking from places

1064
01:11:43.399 --> 01:11:48.439
I didn't even know I had.
Oh my god, I'm leaking so much.

1065
01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:55.680
The sheets are going to have the
exclusive. Yeah, that was.

1066
01:11:55.720 --> 01:11:58.279
That was the difference between Colonel Parker
and the rest of the locker room back

1067
01:11:58.319 --> 01:12:00.359
then when it came to he he
leaked to the sheets, all right.

1068
01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:05.279
But the hotel bed sheets is what
they meant in his in his sense,

1069
01:12:08.039 --> 01:12:13.039
sh my bed sheets in the hotel
they dirty too. I'm leaking on the

1070
01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:19.880
dirt sheets. Dropping a dime to
Dave. Nobody helps, somebody help.

1071
01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:25.520
He doesn't need help. He's always
on a bed he can't get out of

1072
01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:33.760
You know what I mean? I
mean it, but I got a bed

1073
01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:40.840
bug. I need help. Oh
my god, ship, hold on,

1074
01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:53.520
oh my god, ship. But
enough about fall Brown ninety four. I

1075
01:12:53.560 --> 01:13:00.039
got a dukie hanging out my ass. I got it, boss, I

1076
01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:05.920
got ship myself again. Mar there
we all over my goddamn sheets and my

1077
01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:12.680
ass. Fuck is a buck is
always just far away enough that you have

1078
01:13:12.720 --> 01:13:25.119
to yell. He's in his hotel
extremely like, he gets so scared.

1079
01:13:27.520 --> 01:13:36.600
I'm moving around and ship right now, oh god, oh, And then

1080
01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:42.279
he goes oh, like somebody was
over there, like he didn't see what

1081
01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:50.920
and now this Oh. All he
did, apparently is wake up in a

1082
01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:56.399
cold sweat, and pretty soon he's
like swimming in his own ship, trying

1083
01:13:56.399 --> 01:13:59.640
to get out of his bed because
for some reason, you can't get out

1084
01:13:59.640 --> 01:14:02.039
of bed, make any sense?
Like why can't you get out of bed?

1085
01:14:02.079 --> 01:14:08.399
Are you paralyzed? Like? But
instead of saying I can't move my

1086
01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:12.079
legs, he says I can't get
out of bed because that's the thing he

1087
01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:13.960
can move. But when he gets
to the edge of the bed, it's

1088
01:14:13.960 --> 01:14:18.439
almost like a magnetic force field or
he sweats so much, and he's he's

1089
01:14:18.439 --> 01:14:21.840
sweating shit so much that he just
like keeps slipping in slide and he can't

1090
01:14:21.880 --> 01:14:26.159
move actually just stays in the same
place. Here's the problem with Colonel Parker.

1091
01:14:26.279 --> 01:14:30.479
He can't get out of bed physically, physically. I don't mean he's

1092
01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:33.600
asleep, he's wide awake. He
cannot get out of bed. He can't

1093
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:44.279
do it physically. That's bizarre.
He's in a fucking wife beater and tidy

1094
01:14:44.319 --> 01:14:48.760
whities. Oh my god, I'm
trying, but I can't do it.

1095
01:14:51.720 --> 01:14:56.359
He asks for help, like you
know, he asks for help like someone

1096
01:14:56.399 --> 01:15:08.720
says, yep, oh shit,
help like he owes himself. Remember when

1097
01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:13.600
we played the clip of his interview
about Fall Brawl and he said, no,

1098
01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:18.520
they're hurting, Colonel. That's why
they have to go to the rescue.

1099
01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:30.439
Because they're hurting Colonel. I'm myself, colonels hurting, Colonel God rolling

1100
01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:40.239
around my ship, my sweat and
ship. It's like a mirror over the

1101
01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:45.079
bed. He just sees himself screaming, like in the middle of the bed.

1102
01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:49.800
There's like maybe so much filation,
but there's just so much liquid coming

1103
01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:56.319
from you can't get fucking he can't
get any kind of have you ever shot

1104
01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:02.199
yourself in bed so badly that you
can't get out of bed and it's all

1105
01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:11.520
blended with the sweat and everything.
It's like anyway, He's like, aren't

1106
01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:14.680
that I'm going in there again.
Bunk house Buck drags Dug him the floor.

1107
01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:16.079
They slug it out. Dug and
rips the pajamas shirt off of Bunk

1108
01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:23.039
house Buck, who pushes him off
into the post. I mean, they're

1109
01:16:23.079 --> 01:16:26.399
both fools. Honestly, this is
like someone said, hey, you know

1110
01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:29.960
what we need on this pay per
view, right, Bunk house Buck versus

1111
01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:33.000
Hacksaw Jim Duggan. That's exactly what
they said. What we need back and

1112
01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:38.000
dugging on the hop. But we
got seven matches. The majority of the

1113
01:16:38.119 --> 01:16:43.159
roster ain't gonna be on the show. Arn Anderson can defend the TV title

1114
01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:47.039
on the on on the main event, but we need Jim Duggan versus Bunk

1115
01:16:47.079 --> 01:16:50.199
house Buck because he was on that
whole Cogan plan. Man, he was

1116
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:57.000
rolling with the Hogan crew hard treatment. So what Punk house Buck drops down

1117
01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.960
and Dugan drops a knee to his
back. He then calls him Hacksaw Jim

1118
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:03.680
Dugan Jimmy Dugan, Yes, he
does what brother, The hard is what

1119
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:08.319
makes it great. That's what Jim
Duggan always said. Dougan with an atomic

1120
01:17:08.359 --> 01:17:10.359
drop in the right hand that only
gets one, and Tony says, we

1121
01:17:10.359 --> 01:17:13.720
anticipated a brawl between these two men
because they are brawlers, which is a

1122
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:15.800
good reason to anticipate a brawl,
I suppose it is. What I love

1123
01:17:15.840 --> 01:17:19.760
about this one count is that Douggan
is pissed at Nick Patrick for not count

1124
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:24.800
registering a faster County Like it wasn't
like a two, it wasn't like a

1125
01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:27.920
two and three quarter situation. It
was one. But kicks out and he

1126
01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:32.560
goes dude, like, you know
you weren't fast enough, Like Jim,

1127
01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:35.319
I know you're new to WCW,
but Nick Patrick is not the referee you

1128
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:41.359
look for a fast town out of
okay, Also, Jim, Nick Patrick

1129
01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:44.039
is not the referee you want for
your match at all. All Right,

1130
01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:51.439
it's gonna, it's gonna they're gonna
be problems. Fucking uh eastbound down totally

1131
01:17:51.520 --> 01:17:57.520
is Oh my god, he looks
like fucking Danny McBride. Dougan rams punk

1132
01:17:57.560 --> 01:18:00.119
House bucks head into the corner and
Buck grabs the rope and jabs dugging across

1133
01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:02.520
the throat with at the bull rope. Dugan goes to the floor into the

1134
01:18:02.560 --> 01:18:08.279
rail and he says he caught the
rail on the short ribs. The Vader

1135
01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:12.159
looks up in his locker room.
Oh. They jostle near the ring attendants,

1136
01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:15.640
who are all smiles because it's all
fake and pretend right, such a

1137
01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:17.279
joke, Like, oh my god, these guys are Oh shit, the

1138
01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:23.600
animals are getting close. One of
them even says high mom. Yeah,

1139
01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:26.039
she's really frightened. Oh my god, here, oh here we go.

1140
01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:32.159
Shit dug And purchases the animals purchased
some of the top and slugs away,

1141
01:18:32.159 --> 01:18:34.680
but Buck strikes and they exchange boots
and dug and drops them with a right

1142
01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:38.399
hand dug and stomping on him.
They tie up. It's getting real sloppy

1143
01:18:38.399 --> 01:18:41.600
at this point. Dug In with
a whip in a backdrop gets too Suddenly

1144
01:18:41.640 --> 01:18:46.159
they're exchanging camera locks and switches.
At this point, they're they're exchanging chain

1145
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:51.319
wrestling. Now well better than ever, I guess. Dougan walking around the

1146
01:18:51.399 --> 01:18:54.840
ring and hulking up, throw some
rights and laft drops and elbow for two

1147
01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:57.560
whip dug and lifts and spins them
around a few times and dump the drops

1148
01:18:57.600 --> 01:19:00.720
a knee for two. There's someone
who was like Elizabeth sitting at ringside wearing

1149
01:19:00.720 --> 01:19:06.399
a Hogan shirt. Oh I didn't
see that lust and rise. Had she

1150
01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:10.560
come in yet? I don't know, No, I don't know. No,

1151
01:19:10.600 --> 01:19:14.119
that's like a late ninety five thing. Yeah, right hand and a

1152
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:17.520
bunkhouse buck lands on his ass.
This is going nowhere. How awesome would

1153
01:19:17.520 --> 01:19:20.199
it be if if she actually did
buy a ticket for that pay per view

1154
01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:23.800
and wore a Hogan shirt just to
piss Savage off? Oh my god,

1155
01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:28.199
stuff of legend. No one would
ever forget that one, for no other

1156
01:19:28.239 --> 01:19:33.079
reason than fucking Randy throwing things around
backstage afterwards, just prolonged periods of nothing

1157
01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:35.560
and just standing around. At this
point in the match, they're missing a

1158
01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:40.760
timeque something's off here. It's awful
and the worst things I've ever seen.

1159
01:19:40.920 --> 01:19:43.960
Like, I mean, I think
they get like where they get seven or

1160
01:19:43.960 --> 01:19:46.560
ten minutes. It's take to look
long. It's too long either way.

1161
01:19:46.680 --> 01:19:53.079
It's absolutely eleven fifty eight. They
got eleven minutes for this bullshit? What

1162
01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:56.640
are they're doing the opening contest?
By the way, thirteen minutes, twenty

1163
01:19:56.640 --> 01:20:00.479
one seconds. The last thing you
need is a fucking eleven minute Jim Duggan

1164
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:06.520
match. Absolutely no one needs he
Jim Duggan never needs to go double digits.

1165
01:20:06.600 --> 01:20:09.800
Well, he's in there with a
really hot heel, that's the thing.

1166
01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:14.600
Oh yeah, sure, he was
in there with a hot hand.

1167
01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:20.159
Bunk House Oh dug into the corner
mount. Notice that he cross slaps the

1168
01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:24.560
shoulder with the other hand while rocketing
down the punches with the other So like

1169
01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:28.760
the right is coming down and the
left is slapping his right shoulder right before

1170
01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:31.399
the point of impact, or the
other way around. Corner to corner.

1171
01:20:31.399 --> 01:20:33.319
Weep dug Hi with the shoulders to
the gut, and Tony says this has

1172
01:20:33.319 --> 01:20:38.720
been a lack of a better term, a brutal matchup. Yeah, suddenly

1173
01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:42.319
Dugan grabs a hammerlock, right,
of course, that's what we all need.

1174
01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:44.760
Dugan ripping away at the shirt.
Tony says, it's the first time

1175
01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:47.119
we've seen old bunk House Buck without
his shirt on, so I knew this

1176
01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:53.520
was historic. For some reason this
show, I guess Heenan is impressed with

1177
01:20:53.640 --> 01:21:00.960
the He says something about bucks toughness
and and about the about this. This

1178
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:06.279
isn't a match any This is a
fight, so drunk super he had a

1179
01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:11.960
rite first, this was this isn't
a match, that's for sure. Yeah,

1180
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:14.760
that's not what I would call it. So BIG's lamb by Duggan,

1181
01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:16.640
but uh Buck rakes his eyes.
Duggan says, throw me to colonel,

1182
01:21:16.640 --> 01:21:19.760
and he does. He whips him
in and dug In lunges with a big

1183
01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:23.359
right hand such that he actually lands
on the apron. That's how hard he

1184
01:21:23.439 --> 01:21:26.520
hit Robert Parker. Wow. And
then he gets back in the ring,

1185
01:21:26.600 --> 01:21:29.760
hits a three point stance lariat and
pins Buck for one, two and the

1186
01:21:29.760 --> 01:21:31.680
three. Like we said, eleven
minutes fifty eight seconds, Jim Duggan beats

1187
01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:35.640
the bunk house here at super Bowl
five. Earlier in the match, just

1188
01:21:35.680 --> 01:21:45.000
before that happened. Uh Heenan Keenan
for some reason compliments Duggan's physique but not

1189
01:21:45.119 --> 01:21:48.239
its intelligence. With a physique and
Duggan, this guy is really in shape,

1190
01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:54.840
too bad. He doesn't have anything
going from the ears up. You

1191
01:21:54.920 --> 01:22:00.800
mean you got plenty here on the
zip talk about brain man brain matter.

1192
01:22:01.279 --> 01:22:05.000
Immediately after the finish, Meng gets
in there and with loafers kicks Jim Duggan

1193
01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:09.680
right in the fucking face. Yes, you need to say that. And

1194
01:22:09.720 --> 01:22:12.279
he's got a gloved hand, so
we can do a vicious nerve hold.

1195
01:22:12.600 --> 01:22:15.479
Yes, that gloved hand. The
loaded gloved hand is a much provides a

1196
01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:21.520
much more vicious nerve hold of doom
freezer all over Meng trying to stop the

1197
01:22:21.560 --> 01:22:25.199
assault. As Heenan calls Meng the
toughest man in the face of the earth,

1198
01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:29.960
and Gary Michael Pipetta announces the winner, hacksaw Jim Duggan back to Tony

1199
01:22:30.039 --> 01:22:32.439
and Heenan says Meng had no business
in the ring. Tony says this here

1200
01:22:32.439 --> 01:22:36.159
and said, well here, this
is because they talk about Yeah, they

1201
01:22:36.159 --> 01:22:41.560
talk about Parker's location and Meng and
all that shit, and here's what they

1202
01:22:41.560 --> 01:22:44.479
have to say. Well, Brain, you're right. Ming is devastating,

1203
01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:46.520
there is no question about it.
But I must stress that Ming is a

1204
01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:51.079
bodyguard, a bodyguard assigned to Colonel
Rob Parker. And even though there was

1205
01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:55.119
contact with Colonel Rod Parker, Ming
had no business getting in the ring.

1206
01:22:55.119 --> 01:22:58.560
I'm glad to see some well,
had no business touching the colonel. Well,

1207
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:00.960
what was he doing up on the
apron of the ring. He's not

1208
01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:03.439
in the rays on the apron.
He's not in the rays on the apron.

1209
01:23:03.680 --> 01:23:09.279
You understand that you're repeating yourself.
I'm telling you exactly how it is,

1210
01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:15.920
so you understand, mister Chavoni Schevanni. It is doesn't matter. He

1211
01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:19.439
is in rare form. He is
in rare form. Telling you like you

1212
01:23:19.439 --> 01:23:26.720
know, it's really fucking funny.
Nasties funny, Geene says. We all

1213
01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.199
have our cross to bear. Unfortunately, Tony yours this evening is working with

1214
01:23:30.239 --> 01:23:32.840
the brain. Good luck to you. Nasties. They have the smiles.

1215
01:23:32.960 --> 01:23:38.520
They've smelled the roses, he says, ah, and they've smelled the roses

1216
01:23:38.560 --> 01:23:43.560
among a range of entrees. I'm
sure we know. They had crabs earlier.

1217
01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:49.439
Yeah, that was before. That
was before they sat down to eat.

1218
01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:57.039
They had crabs in they eight crabs. Sex is right now, Geene,

1219
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:00.119
it's it's hard to think about anything
else about the Nasty Boys battle plan,

1220
01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:03.119
and we had to think about talking
right now. All we want to

1221
01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:06.199
do is fight and they take you, well, we take you to Nasty

1222
01:24:06.239 --> 01:24:10.840
Veil and get ready for the nastiest
time of your life, for nasty sensation.

1223
01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:15.159
You know, I'm not a fan
of babyface. Nasty boys is just

1224
01:24:15.199 --> 01:24:18.359
a weird thing to me. Yeah, it's hard to deal with it is.

1225
01:24:18.520 --> 01:24:21.399
It doesn't work really. Geene says, heaven forbid, that's sensuo.

1226
01:24:21.479 --> 01:24:24.960
So oh, I beg your pardon, sister Sherry and Nobb says if she

1227
01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:28.800
gets involved, she'll get smacked right
off her stink and ugly face. Hey,

1228
01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:31.000
harlem, heat, time for talking
is over. They'll put up for

1229
01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:33.399
shut up. I vote shut up, by the way, put my hand

1230
01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:38.039
up for shut up, he says. He takes the glasses off to his

1231
01:24:38.119 --> 01:24:40.000
knobs. He says, the time
is ticking down. You gotta walk through

1232
01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:43.000
Nasty Boulevard. Can you handle it? I don't think so. The championships

1233
01:24:43.000 --> 01:24:46.640
are coming in nasty Ville's way,
get nasty sized forever. And they're screaming

1234
01:24:46.680 --> 01:24:50.039
and screaming and screaming and screaming.
As Jeane pitches back to the ring,

1235
01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:54.960
as we see sirens and then the
sound of a slow guitar. Formerly of

1236
01:24:55.039 --> 01:24:59.119
Daytona Beach, Florida, he now
seeks sanctuary in the Conk Republic, the

1237
01:24:59.199 --> 01:25:03.600
Conch Republic. When he goes to
when he goes to the Bahamas, is

1238
01:25:03.600 --> 01:25:12.359
definitely the count Republic on lunchtime for
old Kevin Sullivan, the diabolical Kevin Sullivan.

1239
01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:15.279
I would have loved to have just
said, you know, formally from

1240
01:25:15.319 --> 01:25:20.600
wherever, but now living in Lexington, Massachusetts, making his summer residence in

1241
01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:27.600
fucking Saugust, Massachusetts. He's doing
that hey, hey, verbal tick by

1242
01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:29.880
the way, wherever the fuck that
is? I don't understood that, and

1243
01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:31.840
flanking him as Brutus with short hair
is still called the butcher, but soon

1244
01:25:31.920 --> 01:25:36.079
to be the man with no name
with amnesia, with the brother Butcher,

1245
01:25:36.159 --> 01:25:43.000
Beefcake Barbara Brudeye. Anything concerning about
him with the glasses on? Uh?

1246
01:25:43.119 --> 01:25:45.840
I imagine, well, I'll tell
you what if he doesn't concern me,

1247
01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:49.239
But I imagine he's concerned that people
might notice what's going on underneath there.

1248
01:25:51.479 --> 01:25:56.920
His opponent from daytona Beach, brother
Dave Sullivan. Uh, eve ad,

1249
01:25:56.960 --> 01:26:23.199
And I'm sad he's not coming out
to my family friend. If you want

1250
01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:26.119
a week, oh yeah, I'm
sure tell you how to stay on.

1251
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:29.600
You gotta train and say your paracy
to vitamins do These are all the things

1252
01:26:29.640 --> 01:26:32.680
that the maniacs to positive thoughts and
positive deeds. These of the things that

1253
01:26:32.840 --> 01:26:36.600
make the seed always be the Vial
family, impress, the only one that

1254
01:26:36.640 --> 01:26:56.479
will be there, and my family
and friends, my friend. It's a

1255
01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:59.680
tour de force. I think,
just to be fair, one heart should

1256
01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:10.439
have come to he's a Manican,
Well he's no, he's Canadian man.

1257
01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:16.960
And his opponent hailing from Calgary,
Alberta, Canada, two hundred and twenty

1258
01:27:17.039 --> 01:27:27.039
two pounds. Ladies and gentlemen,
Canadian maid owen Hart. That's a jabroni

1259
01:27:27.119 --> 01:27:30.840
or what could you imagine? They
said, well, you know, Ohen,

1260
01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:34.640
we got a new Kimmick idea for
you, going along with the you

1261
01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:42.680
know, the Canadian heritage that you
that you very clearly have. You know

1262
01:27:42.840 --> 01:27:46.760
we're gonna do, uh, We're
gonna really make being from Canada. You're

1263
01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:51.840
the centerpiece of your of your story, and so you're going to be Canadian

1264
01:27:51.960 --> 01:28:00.159
maid owen Hart. Yes, you're. I mean, we reserved the right

1265
01:28:00.199 --> 01:28:02.720
to alter, to leave it for
to you as Canadian Bacon owen Huart.

1266
01:28:03.199 --> 01:28:09.039
We also, you know, we
also did we also reserve the right to

1267
01:28:09.119 --> 01:28:13.560
call you mister Canada as well and
drop the owen Hart and actually just make

1268
01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:15.920
you put an outfit on you like
the maple leaf and you can put a

1269
01:28:16.039 --> 01:28:20.479
mask on and you will be mister
Canada. I think we could have saw

1270
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:24.279
Dell Wilks versus mister Canada. I
think they would have been money in ninety

1271
01:28:24.319 --> 01:28:30.640
seven Get Home to Get have the
the Patriot versus versus the Maple Leaf,

1272
01:28:31.439 --> 01:28:36.680
or told that Dave Sullivan had been
stripped of the magic slippers, the shoes

1273
01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:41.560
that is that Hogan used to beat
Andre. Remember at TNH right, it

1274
01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:45.239
was the Hall of Fame ring that
gave Abyss the power of holcomine, and

1275
01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:50.840
we talked endlessly about how reductive this
was from the Dave Sullivan storyline, and

1276
01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:54.520
in that case it wasn't the Hall
of Fame ring. But of course the

1277
01:28:55.039 --> 01:28:59.680
boots that he gave Dave Sulomon to
imbue him with power. Ah, so

1278
01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:03.399
so bad, it really is.
It's really it's really a fucking shame.

1279
01:29:03.720 --> 01:29:06.880
Dave's Kevin Sullivan. Not that I
don't know if there's anything you really could

1280
01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:13.000
have done with the fucking Dave Sullivan, but it's, uh, it's rough,

1281
01:29:13.720 --> 01:29:15.880
you know, once Hogan loses interest, it's like, what has this

1282
01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:19.600
guy even doing here anymore? Yep, So Kevin Sultan jumps Hims he comes

1283
01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:21.800
with the ropes in his red robe
and they slug it out. It still,

1284
01:29:21.800 --> 01:29:26.000
says Evad on Dave's green trunks.
So like this thing, he's still

1285
01:29:26.119 --> 01:29:30.920
He's still a fucking idiot. Yep, stupid, and slams Kevin Sullivan twice

1286
01:29:30.960 --> 01:29:33.720
in doesn'tmounted punches and heen and says, Dave Sullivan can't even spell his name

1287
01:29:33.800 --> 01:29:38.800
right, No, it's true.
He rams Kevin Sullivan's had ten times into

1288
01:29:38.840 --> 01:29:42.399
the corner and heenen says, hell, Cogan is scared to death about tonight.

1289
01:29:43.039 --> 01:29:45.880
Hogan may even beer. He may
be the cat all the airport.

1290
01:29:47.239 --> 01:29:50.199
Maybe a cab on the way to
the airport. I love that. In

1291
01:29:50.279 --> 01:29:57.119
a cab. Yeah, Kevin's so
fucking funny, like the little details.

1292
01:29:57.800 --> 01:30:00.319
Yeah yeah, he did just say
he's running scared. He's in a cab

1293
01:30:00.399 --> 01:30:02.600
on the way to the airport.
Now he's running away. He's in a

1294
01:30:02.640 --> 01:30:05.399
cab on the way to the airport. Right. He provides a very very

1295
01:30:06.159 --> 01:30:10.920
descriptive visual right to think about you
like you think about Hogan in the back

1296
01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:15.119
of a cab. Look, he's
got here, brother, almost there,

1297
01:30:15.000 --> 01:30:21.000
I'm out, I'm out. Evad
so tall. Ye, yes he is

1298
01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:29.039
a very tall man. He really, I think he's uncomfortably tall. Yes,

1299
01:30:29.319 --> 01:30:32.279
yeah he is, because he's like, you know, when you look

1300
01:30:32.279 --> 01:30:38.439
at Hogan, you don't necessarily notice
how tall he is, Like everything looks

1301
01:30:38.479 --> 01:30:43.560
proportioned, but Evad has he's all
legs, long legs, very long legs,

1302
01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:47.079
and his and his legs aren't as
big. They're spindley sugges. You

1303
01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:50.920
know, he's got like chicken legs
compared to alarming. Yes, it's very

1304
01:30:51.079 --> 01:30:56.079
it's really concerning, so ugly shoulder
block off the ropes for Dave, Sullivan

1305
01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:59.359
kind of just shoves him down and
at Leslie snatches the ankle of Dave as

1306
01:30:59.399 --> 01:31:01.319
he hits the ropes to trip him
up. In Sullivan Kevin that his takes

1307
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:04.159
over and Dave comes back to the
corner runs right into the boot of Kevin

1308
01:31:04.239 --> 01:31:11.720
Sullivan. Did we ever, when
when Ivead was given the the magic boots?

1309
01:31:12.680 --> 01:31:15.399
Did uh? Was there was that
a consideration that he was going to

1310
01:31:15.439 --> 01:31:19.000
turn on turn heel do the Hogan
angle? That's a good question. I've

1311
01:31:19.039 --> 01:31:24.079
never heard that, but one would
think that's always where Hogan's mind goes whenever

1312
01:31:24.119 --> 01:31:27.640
he performed an on screen alliance.
What fuck cares about, Like why Eve

1313
01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:31.239
had Sullivan. They wanted someone that
they thought looked like he had Down syndrome.

1314
01:31:33.479 --> 01:31:38.600
It's like Eugene, you know,
Oh god, he doesn't. By

1315
01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:41.239
the way, it's kind of a
strange choice because he doesn't look like that

1316
01:31:41.319 --> 01:31:43.359
to me. But he looked enough
like hul Cogan that was like, he's

1317
01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:45.680
such a hulk of maniac that he
looks like him. Yeah, he does.

1318
01:31:45.880 --> 01:31:48.520
He does have a lot of He
does resemble hul Cogan quite a bit

1319
01:31:50.000 --> 01:31:53.880
many aspects. In many aspects,
yeah, except in the ones that count.

1320
01:31:54.319 --> 01:31:56.960
And ultimately, corning Kevin Sullivan cost
him his job, which is just

1321
01:31:57.079 --> 01:32:00.560
so confusing. So Dave Selvan comes
back with to the corner, runs right

1322
01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:01.640
into the boot and stumbles around like
a moron, and then he's on his

1323
01:32:01.760 --> 01:32:04.920
knees and biting Kevin Sullivan in the
stomach. He says, Kevin Sullivan used

1324
01:32:04.920 --> 01:32:14.760
to rip tails off cats. It's
good to know how it's so bizarre to

1325
01:32:14.840 --> 01:32:20.000
me to think of the fact that
Kevin Sullivan was currently on his way to

1326
01:32:20.079 --> 01:32:25.359
be a top level heel in the
business. Oh yeah, with the Dungeon

1327
01:32:25.359 --> 01:32:29.000
of Doom Stable. It's so weird
to me, Like He's so not top

1328
01:32:29.119 --> 01:32:31.640
level heel. He's just somebody that
you know, Hogan knew coming up in

1329
01:32:31.680 --> 01:32:36.399
Florida, and Hogan trusted to book
the heels against him in a way that

1330
01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:41.479
would keep him strong. That was
pretty much. It create a factory of

1331
01:32:41.560 --> 01:32:45.720
guys that fit Hogan's criteria for the
kind of characters he wanted to work with.

1332
01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:47.239
And then, of course, but
why does that have to put Kevin

1333
01:32:47.319 --> 01:32:51.119
Sullivan in the mixt of that.
He's got to put himself over in the

1334
01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:54.800
process, of course, because he's
got to do the talking, all right,

1335
01:32:55.000 --> 01:32:58.439
He's gonna start pushing guys who can't
cut great promos. And so,

1336
01:32:58.560 --> 01:33:00.239
yeah, Hogan sees in Sullivan,
you know, basically a heenan or a

1337
01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:04.800
mouthpiece that could be the heen into
the Andre you know, I got you,

1338
01:33:05.319 --> 01:33:11.119
which is so funny because he is
right there right but yeah, I

1339
01:33:11.239 --> 01:33:13.560
shed that skin long ago. So
Sullivan, you can hear him on the

1340
01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:16.560
broadcast shout fight back at Dave Sullivan, and then he does. Sullivan grabs

1341
01:33:16.560 --> 01:33:19.960
a waistband and pulls him out of
the ring. Butcher gingerly puts Dave Sullivan

1342
01:33:20.000 --> 01:33:23.720
into the steps and he says,
Dave Sullivan has an Einstein here, do

1343
01:33:24.279 --> 01:33:26.800
Yes, he does. He doesn't
have an Einstein anything else, that's for

1344
01:33:26.880 --> 01:33:29.399
sure, that's for sure. Just
the haird or nothing in between. If

1345
01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:31.199
Sullivan with a god off or right
hands from the apron and a goosele lifts

1346
01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:33.840
up Kevin Sullivan, I think Kevin
Sulvan bites him to get free. I'm

1347
01:33:33.840 --> 01:33:39.800
not sure anyway. Heenan says that
Kevin's like a veggie. Mattic. I

1348
01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:42.279
wouldn't put it that way, No, not at all. I don't think

1349
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:44.800
he's ever seen a veggie. He
does veg out, but that's a difference.

1350
01:33:45.359 --> 01:33:48.640
He just doesn't veg in. Honestly, that's the problem. Kevin Sulvan

1351
01:33:48.680 --> 01:33:51.600
tries to sit on Dave across the
ropes. He moves and Kevin Sullivan misses,

1352
01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:55.720
And I guess, I guess what
we're seeing now is Dave Sullivan hulking

1353
01:33:55.800 --> 01:33:59.399
up. Is that what I'm witnessing? I think so. Heenan says that

1354
01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:02.560
Heman says that he likes Butcher,
and I was like, yeah, well

1355
01:34:02.800 --> 01:34:06.319
that makes sense. And then so
does Avalanche. Avalanche and Big Bubba Giant,

1356
01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:10.920
they all love the Butcher. Yeah, but he just gets paid too

1357
01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:15.359
much by Bob. But ever come
in that's right. Uh slams Kevin Sullivan

1358
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:17.880
in the buckle and shouts ah does
Dave Sullivan, and then Heenan says,

1359
01:34:17.880 --> 01:34:23.479
they used to do this around the
dinner table, the Sullivan family dinner table.

1360
01:34:23.520 --> 01:34:26.319
Oh yeah, he is in the
backyard. They have fought all their

1361
01:34:26.359 --> 01:34:31.920
way. The Sullivan family is nothing
but fighter. The Sullivan brothers from Lexington

1362
01:34:32.079 --> 01:34:36.159
nothing but fighters, so tremendous.
So Butcher gets up in the oprining Vin

1363
01:34:36.199 --> 01:34:40.960
Sullivan runs them into each other again, the psychology being that Dave smacked his

1364
01:34:41.079 --> 01:34:45.159
face on the steel plates in Butcher's
face. Eden says, Butcher has those

1365
01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:48.319
places in his face. He shouts
it out, and then the laziest roll

1366
01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.159
up you've ever seen from Kevin Sullivan. I mean he doesn't even hook an

1367
01:34:51.239 --> 01:34:56.039
arm in, He just trips him
and grabs. He barely like puts any

1368
01:34:56.079 --> 01:34:58.960
weight on him. But then I
mean also two hands full of tights.

1369
01:34:59.560 --> 01:35:03.039
Part of problem is is that Evad
also doesn't know how to you know,

1370
01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:09.319
he can't bend right his neck.
It's like he's basically his his back is

1371
01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:15.479
up straight. I don't understand,
brother Auto. It's another roll up on

1372
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:19.640
the show, Dude. Two roll
up dude is Hulkamania. The third roll

1373
01:35:19.720 --> 01:35:25.520
up brother Kevin, comes through through
the curtain at Gorilla with a towel,

1374
01:35:25.600 --> 01:35:29.920
telling himself off Hogan around a corner
with his arms folded. keV, can

1375
01:35:29.960 --> 01:35:31.159
I talk to you, dude,
brother? What's going on? Dude,

1376
01:35:32.399 --> 01:35:35.520
Terry, what's going on? Dude? You know, at first I say,

1377
01:35:35.520 --> 01:35:38.359
you know, you did a great
job. I know that. Oh,

1378
01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:40.439
thank you. It means a lot
coming from you. Thank you.

1379
01:35:40.840 --> 01:35:45.399
That Eva is not you know,
the tough Terry. But we've that's the

1380
01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:47.000
job. You know, that's the
job, totally due. I understand he

1381
01:35:47.000 --> 01:35:51.119
speaks of job's brother. I was
wondering, dude, you know you had

1382
01:35:51.239 --> 01:35:54.479
Dave. You know you bring me
in here, dude, And I'm told

1383
01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:57.479
Kevin Sullivan. You know, he's
one of the great minds of the business.

1384
01:35:57.520 --> 01:36:00.439
Great booking heat great, you know, good good get and the heat.

1385
01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:02.359
Dude. So excited about working with
you, dude, good of getting

1386
01:36:02.359 --> 01:36:04.600
that reverse heat. Brother. I
mean you not know each other from back

1387
01:36:04.640 --> 01:36:08.640
and Florida, the old days.
Dude, going back, brother, going

1388
01:36:08.720 --> 01:36:11.760
back, that way down it all
said, and I want to you know,

1389
01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:15.079
but battle being said, you just
go on dial this thing back in

1390
01:36:15.079 --> 01:36:16.439
a little bit, brother, And
I'm just I'm curious about you know,

1391
01:36:16.520 --> 01:36:19.680
and again I want to say I've
respected all your booking decisions. Dude,

1392
01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:23.439
I think you have a very I
think you have one of the top minds

1393
01:36:23.880 --> 01:36:27.840
in the business, brother, when
it comes to to to to kind of

1394
01:36:27.880 --> 01:36:30.800
where are stories going? Kind of
like you know, taking a story from

1395
01:36:30.840 --> 01:36:33.760
point A to point B to points
you know, taking that through that that

1396
01:36:33.880 --> 01:36:36.920
whole level and being able to anticipate
what's coming around the corner. Brother,

1397
01:36:38.039 --> 01:36:40.960
which is why it surprises me so
much that you wouldn't have seen this.

1398
01:36:41.119 --> 01:36:44.000
What's happening right now is an inevitability
after what you pulled in the ring.

1399
01:36:44.439 --> 01:36:45.560
Brother. I just you know,
I'm seeing here, dude, that you

1400
01:36:45.720 --> 01:36:50.079
really that you know you got stab
me in the back of the ring just

1401
01:36:50.119 --> 01:36:53.319
now? Brother, how's that,
Terry, I ain't mean to do anything

1402
01:36:53.319 --> 01:36:58.399
of the sort. Well I think
you did. I think you definitely did,

1403
01:36:58.520 --> 01:37:01.399
because you know, you got your
brother. You've had all the finishes

1404
01:37:01.439 --> 01:37:03.159
in the world you could have done, Dude. You got your brother.

1405
01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:06.720
You've had out there, Dude,
you have who who's Who's model himself after

1406
01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:11.199
Hulk Ofmania and Hulk Hogan. We
all know, brother, that the roll

1407
01:37:11.279 --> 01:37:13.840
up is a baby face finish,
Dude. There is no reason for hel

1408
01:37:14.399 --> 01:37:15.840
to win by roll up. Dude. Well, there's no reason for anybody

1409
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:20.600
to win by roll up unless Hulk
Hogan's doing that. And so I want,

1410
01:37:20.640 --> 01:37:25.119
I'm just curious, brother, you
know why you would want to turn

1411
01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:29.760
your back against me and why you
would stab me in the back and do

1412
01:37:29.840 --> 01:37:31.640
a roll up, finish brother to
a guy who is a Hulk of maniac.

1413
01:37:31.840 --> 01:37:33.880
It's like a trigger word, dude, And you know this. We

1414
01:37:34.000 --> 01:37:38.600
talked about this when I came in, and you're just kind of like going

1415
01:37:38.640 --> 01:37:41.920
out there and just going through the
motions, dude, and not even respecting

1416
01:37:42.119 --> 01:37:45.199
what we will we talk about.
I mean, you got to look at

1417
01:37:45.199 --> 01:37:46.800
it from my perspective, keV.
I mean, I mean, he used

1418
01:37:46.800 --> 01:37:48.960
to say that you're not going to
call for a roll up if we ever

1419
01:37:49.039 --> 01:37:53.039
work together, or how am I
supposed to know, dude, that you

1420
01:37:53.119 --> 01:37:56.840
haven't told Vader brother. You know, if you don't want me to worry,

1421
01:37:56.960 --> 01:37:59.800
brother that you might roll me up
one day, that's an awfully strange

1422
01:37:59.800 --> 01:38:01.479
way of showing a dude, but
going out there on a live pay per

1423
01:38:01.560 --> 01:38:04.279
view where there's no we can't edit. You know, brother, this is

1424
01:38:04.359 --> 01:38:08.239
live and I've already seen two roll
up finishes tonight. Yeah, you know.

1425
01:38:08.359 --> 01:38:10.159
I just want to say, dude, you know, can you explain

1426
01:38:10.199 --> 01:38:13.880
yourself, Terry? All I can
say is I didn't mean anything by it.

1427
01:38:13.960 --> 01:38:15.640
I just I thought i'd book the
heat, and I thought that that

1428
01:38:15.760 --> 01:38:18.039
was the way to get out of
the thing with Dave. I never for

1429
01:38:18.119 --> 01:38:21.399
a second considered its impact on you
when I apologize for that, brother,

1430
01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:27.239
So you're come out here telling me, dude that you specifically that you're telling

1431
01:38:27.279 --> 01:38:30.159
me, dude that you you didn't
know how I was going to impact me

1432
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:31.760
when you specifically said I did the
roll up to fuck with you, huld

1433
01:38:31.760 --> 01:38:35.199
Hogan. I didn't say that,
and I say that I didn't mean to

1434
01:38:35.239 --> 01:38:38.720
say that if I said, dude, you just said, you just said

1435
01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:40.920
hulk. You know what, dude, I did it because I want to

1436
01:38:40.960 --> 01:38:43.319
fuck with you, brother. I
did not say I did not and I

1437
01:38:43.439 --> 01:38:46.000
told I did not say that,
and I told Vader to roll you up

1438
01:38:46.039 --> 01:38:49.800
to you, brother and shoot the
title away from you. So what the

1439
01:38:49.880 --> 01:38:53.560
fuck? You know? Where are
we going with this, brother. Let

1440
01:38:53.600 --> 01:38:56.079
me tell you this, dude,
and your job's on the line right now,

1441
01:38:56.119 --> 01:38:59.239
brother, because I think you and
I both know. Dude, one

1442
01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:01.840
phone call to see an in center, brother, and you're packing your shit.

1443
01:39:02.640 --> 01:39:05.079
Let me tell you I'm the eye
right now, this is your last

1444
01:39:05.159 --> 01:39:09.840
chance. I have the eyes and
I have the ears of Ted Turner.

1445
01:39:09.960 --> 01:39:14.920
Brother. You know I have I
have authority over all of his meetings and

1446
01:39:15.039 --> 01:39:18.960
his entire schedule. All right,
that's in my contract, brother, and

1447
01:39:19.079 --> 01:39:24.159
I could schedule a meeting between he
and you where you get fucking let go.

1448
01:39:24.840 --> 01:39:27.000
Now. There's one way to head
this off, dude, And that's

1449
01:39:27.039 --> 01:39:30.279
answered my question honestly, brother,
And you know the consequences of lying.

1450
01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:32.560
It couldn't have been more clear.
Vader gonna try to roll me up than

1451
01:39:32.600 --> 01:39:36.000
I do. Did you tell Vader
to roll me up like you just told

1452
01:39:36.039 --> 01:39:39.720
me? Can you guarantee me he
won't try to roll me up? Can

1453
01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:46.720
you guarantee brother, that he will
be told no roll ups allowed? He'll

1454
01:39:46.760 --> 01:39:51.520
get very cranky when he hears that. In my match? Oh, in

1455
01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:58.119
your match? Okay, Well maybe
I thought i'd been in catering. Well,

1456
01:39:58.199 --> 01:40:00.880
dude, I don't want to have
any roll ups that uh at catering

1457
01:40:00.920 --> 01:40:03.279
either for that matter, can we
get rid of those? I thought guys

1458
01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:05.319
were having turkey roll ups over there, brother, And I'm saying, you

1459
01:40:05.359 --> 01:40:09.399
know what, that's gotta go.
That's not right, that's not appreciated,

1460
01:40:09.399 --> 01:40:12.840
It's not funny to me, dude. It gives people bad ideas, right,

1461
01:40:13.159 --> 01:40:15.960
and honestly, you know what it
it could It could become harmful for

1462
01:40:16.479 --> 01:40:20.119
Hulk Hogan, Hulkelemania and the entire
WCW. Right, it might be injurious

1463
01:40:20.199 --> 01:40:26.600
to my professional character and therefore at
w CW's bottom lines. All I'm trying

1464
01:40:26.640 --> 01:40:28.600
to do here is do is best
for business, best for Ted Turner.

1465
01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:32.199
Tell me keV he's gonna try to
roll me up? Dude, did you

1466
01:40:32.319 --> 01:40:34.600
tell him to roll me up?
Brother? I didn't tell him to roll

1467
01:40:34.640 --> 01:40:40.479
you up, Terry. No,
I can say that unequivocally. Any of

1468
01:40:40.560 --> 01:40:43.880
the questions. I got to go
shower. I'm gonna give you one more

1469
01:40:43.960 --> 01:40:45.880
chance to tell me the truth,
dude, Harry, I'm telling you the

1470
01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:47.159
truth. For God's sakes. I
just got out of this fucking match.

1471
01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:49.399
It was a piece of shit match, and now I got to hear you

1472
01:40:49.640 --> 01:40:53.720
listen here, Listen to you tell
me that I told Leon to roll you

1473
01:40:53.880 --> 01:40:56.319
up. Leon told me he was
gonna do it. I had nothing to

1474
01:40:56.359 --> 01:41:01.680
fucking do it. What what tell
you? What? What? What do

1475
01:41:01.720 --> 01:41:12.239
you minute? What? What did
you? Leon was coming to you,

1476
01:41:12.359 --> 01:41:18.640
brother, saying I'm gonna roll him
up to Uh, I gotta, I

1477
01:41:18.720 --> 01:41:20.920
gotta get in the shower, Terry. I am just dying here. I'm

1478
01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:25.520
just I was sweating like a pig. I'm frustrated with the match. I'm

1479
01:41:25.560 --> 01:41:28.359
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm gonna tell you right now, brother,

1480
01:41:30.039 --> 01:41:33.840
Like I'm on you, dude,
and I'm gonna have Jimmy Hart following

1481
01:41:33.880 --> 01:41:40.520
you everywhere you go, Dude,
everywhere you go, you're like cutting your

1482
01:41:40.600 --> 01:41:45.279
grass and you look like thirty feet
in the distance right over the hedges is

1483
01:41:45.359 --> 01:41:50.039
Jimmy Hart's head just looking at you
in sunglasses. You your bed brother sleeping

1484
01:41:50.159 --> 01:41:54.479
like a fucking kitten, dude,
and Jimmy Hart's coming out the window watching

1485
01:41:54.560 --> 01:41:58.720
you. Brother. You know what's
gonna happen, Kevin. If the Vader

1486
01:41:58.760 --> 01:42:04.079
does try to roll me up tonight, dude, I might taking out the

1487
01:42:04.159 --> 01:42:10.439
knife. Dude, Wow, might
get a little fucking salty all over the

1488
01:42:10.439 --> 01:42:16.680
building. Brother, Wow, like
old school. I'm gonna tell you,

1489
01:42:16.760 --> 01:42:26.920
dude, roll ups cause problems.
It's a good drug ad Sky Rizzy to

1490
01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:30.800
the rescue. Tremendous stuff, is
what I'm trying to say. One of

1491
01:42:30.840 --> 01:42:35.600
the worst matches I've seen. That's
awful, complete disaster. Butcher is writhing

1492
01:42:35.640 --> 01:42:39.840
on the floor and Kevin Sullivan just
standing over him doing nothing like he's too

1493
01:42:39.960 --> 01:42:44.880
tired to tend to the Butcher and
lets him drop and just keeps walking away.

1494
01:42:45.720 --> 01:42:49.399
He's got his big powerlifter thighs,
so he's got the chafing, so

1495
01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:55.239
he's got to like walk like a
like a moron, basically up the aleway,

1496
01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:58.840
does Kevin Sullivan, which he is. So then all works out to

1497
01:42:58.920 --> 01:43:00.119
Tony and Heenan and Heenan and it's
turning around. He said, well,

1498
01:43:00.560 --> 01:43:05.079
my chair is the wrong way rotate
to face the camera. Oh man,

1499
01:43:05.359 --> 01:43:11.720
he's got sunglasses on now I noticed, interesting, he's a mass. They

1500
01:43:11.800 --> 01:43:14.640
mentioned the telecast in Spanish tonight as
well. We had a quick flash of

1501
01:43:14.680 --> 01:43:18.560
Pedro Morales, who's doing his first
w's W broadcast with Miguel Alonso. Adds

1502
01:43:18.560 --> 01:43:23.920
a little extra spice to our broadcast. Tony says, come on he in

1503
01:43:24.000 --> 01:43:29.319
says Tabasco sauce ah. And then
they pick up a piece of recording equipment

1504
01:43:29.359 --> 01:43:32.640
and he's calling backstage looking for what's
going on to the back. So he

1505
01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:36.279
inscrabbed us like some module. It's
not even a phone, and he's pretending

1506
01:43:36.319 --> 01:43:41.720
you can call in the back to
get intel. And Oakland says Bobby in

1507
01:43:41.800 --> 01:43:44.600
his own little world tonight, I'm
a anchein, Bubba, come on in.

1508
01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:47.760
He talks about the facial reconstruction of
the butcher and says that may come

1509
01:43:47.800 --> 01:43:51.520
up a little bit later on before
we go off the air. John Tenta,

1510
01:43:51.600 --> 01:43:56.920
you don't need to corner your concern
yourself with the butcher's face. It's

1511
01:43:56.960 --> 01:44:01.479
funny, it's pretty funny. I
agree to concern yourself with stinging savage.

1512
01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:06.359
Savage. I've got a score to
settle with you. What is it,

1513
01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:15.319
Savage? Excellent? Oh my god, you can do it. A little

1514
01:44:15.359 --> 01:44:32.479
bit of catta do in there?
Amazing? Oh, poking your nose in

1515
01:44:32.560 --> 01:44:40.119
my business and stopping me from getting
my hides on Ogan, this is fun.

1516
01:44:41.039 --> 01:44:45.600
That's some peace contented dark side of
the ring. You will fill the

1517
01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:56.840
ovach the National Hockey League play hockey
bouncing around like you just had six Tim

1518
01:44:56.920 --> 01:45:05.079
Hortons ship goes through you man,
you're damn right. Did you hear the

1519
01:45:05.239 --> 01:45:10.000
rock what he did one of his
Instagram promos, he took a swig of

1520
01:45:10.119 --> 01:45:16.640
coffee and he said unleaded. That's
that's that unleaded. Oh no, I

1521
01:45:16.680 --> 01:45:20.520
didn't see that. I can't deal
with bodybuilders who talk about coffee is like

1522
01:45:21.000 --> 01:45:26.000
fuel, you know, of course, you know, the jet fuel or

1523
01:45:26.119 --> 01:45:30.239
whatever, always black, Yeah,
of course, of course. And kick

1524
01:45:30.239 --> 01:45:33.560
you know, I'm not going to
put it's not gonna put fucking dairy in

1525
01:45:33.680 --> 01:45:38.319
there. Right. The coffee is
called like fuck you bitch coffee, you

1526
01:45:38.399 --> 01:45:44.680
know, like some some warehouse and
like fucking Montana, right right, you

1527
01:45:44.760 --> 01:45:46.560
know, and it's like, yeah, it's like this fucking it's it's uh,

1528
01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:53.840
it's like a it's basically a micro
brewery, you know, right right

1529
01:45:55.439 --> 01:46:00.199
right, it's like brewed somehow,
it's brewed by ex military homely it's like,

1530
01:46:00.439 --> 01:46:04.640
yeah, these are these are our
beans that that that were harvested by

1531
01:46:04.680 --> 01:46:13.359
the military in foreign countries, right, ass kicker beans. This coffee really

1532
01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:19.199
kicks your ass. You got like
those big ass military watch, you know,

1533
01:46:19.800 --> 01:46:27.199
exactly, taking a sip out of
his mug in the morning, looking

1534
01:46:27.239 --> 01:46:30.600
around his kitchen, just like trying
to try to hold in the urge to

1535
01:46:30.640 --> 01:46:38.159
beat his wife. Big swig beans
the coffee that you need to be if

1536
01:46:38.239 --> 01:46:44.800
you're a man, you won't find
this coffee at no drag queen show.

1537
01:46:46.760 --> 01:46:50.479
That kind of marketing. You know, you don't have to worry about anyone

1538
01:46:50.560 --> 01:46:57.039
calling you a soy boy as long
as you drink this Treus is your fucking

1539
01:46:57.159 --> 01:47:02.520
super much at your market back.
It's good mulas. So it's one market.

1540
01:47:03.680 --> 01:47:10.640
Oh so they're selling it in the
Merrimack Valley exclusively. Guys, if

1541
01:47:10.680 --> 01:47:13.399
we want to go national, should
we really be referencing a grocery chain that

1542
01:47:13.479 --> 01:47:18.640
only exists in part of New Hampshire
and northern Massachusetts. What are we doing?

1543
01:47:20.479 --> 01:47:29.640
That's good coffee and it's a Z, right, it's a's e z

1544
01:47:30.039 --> 01:47:32.279
k i k k e r my
god. And it's got like a tribal

1545
01:47:32.359 --> 01:47:41.279
tattoo graphing on the bag. And
also in hazel nutt ass kicker, it's

1546
01:47:41.319 --> 01:47:48.840
a Z like az tech exactly and
hazel nut. That was one of my

1547
01:47:49.000 --> 01:47:54.920
favorite things was when those guys were
like they were on Clive Bundy's ranch in

1548
01:47:55.000 --> 01:47:57.960
Nevada. Remember, they were like
taking a stand against the Feds. You

1549
01:47:58.039 --> 01:48:00.239
can't take this land. And people
are from all over, like the Pacific

1550
01:48:00.319 --> 01:48:04.319
Northwest and stuff with their guns to
they're trying to like basically have a shootout

1551
01:48:04.359 --> 01:48:08.239
with the FBI, trying to do
another one of those. So that part

1552
01:48:08.279 --> 01:48:10.720
of the country is really good at
that for some reason. Yeah, and

1553
01:48:12.239 --> 01:48:15.479
and so they're all like ready,
you know, to stand their ground or

1554
01:48:15.479 --> 01:48:18.720
whatever. And uh, and something
came out about they were sending home for

1555
01:48:18.920 --> 01:48:23.479
like supplies because they were like camped
out with their guns. And one of

1556
01:48:23.520 --> 01:48:27.520
the guys, one of the guys
sent home for a French vanilla creamer.

1557
01:48:29.039 --> 01:48:34.840
That was the funniest thing. Funny. Oh god, that's amazing. You

1558
01:48:34.920 --> 01:48:40.359
need some coffee made around here,
guys. So Savage, I got a

1559
01:48:40.399 --> 01:48:42.880
score to settle with you. And
he's poking, poking your nose into my

1560
01:48:42.960 --> 01:48:45.439
business and stopping me from getting my
hands on organ. Tonight you will feel

1561
01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:54.520
the aba and Jean says, give
me a break, and then we get

1562
01:48:54.560 --> 01:49:00.840
this fucking big Bubba promo. This
is a so he it's a very interesting

1563
01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:04.640
thing because he basically comes out and
just says that he and Avalanche are fat,

1564
01:49:05.359 --> 01:49:09.720
and then he gives an example.
He basically just shows how he didn't

1565
01:49:09.720 --> 01:49:15.000
really excel in math in school.
Listen, a lot of people out there

1566
01:49:15.199 --> 01:49:17.760
are expecting something out of me.
They just ain't there. For a long

1567
01:49:17.920 --> 01:49:21.319
time, I had to live in
the shadow of public opinion. Well I

1568
01:49:21.479 --> 01:49:25.840
don't do that anymore. I'm a
grown man. In fact, I'm an

1569
01:49:25.920 --> 01:49:31.720
overgrown man. Just letting my partner
Avalanche overgrown man. That's a money team

1570
01:49:31.840 --> 01:49:42.039
name is there? That oother Chuck
Lourie show, We're Fat. That's basically

1571
01:49:42.039 --> 01:49:45.560
what he said in Baltimore Arena in
front of thousands of people and thousands and

1572
01:49:45.680 --> 01:49:50.000
millions of people on paper view all
across this country. Who you watch,

1573
01:49:50.079 --> 01:49:57.439
o man, Mandy Sandwich. We
gotta finish useting thousands of millions of people.

1574
01:49:59.159 --> 01:50:02.520
Okay, guy to pal here.
What what does Jean say at the

1575
01:50:02.600 --> 01:50:08.720
end of taxes? What about this
guy doing your taxes? Thousands of millions?

1576
01:50:08.760 --> 01:50:15.119
That's a new one. Jean talking
about accountants. Jean's like about coffee

1577
01:50:15.159 --> 01:50:20.800
table issues. You know, such
a like, he's such a he's such

1578
01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:25.880
an eight a superficial renaissance. I
know, I know, I know.

1579
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:29.640
Like he's a guy who knows a
little about a lot of things, oh

1580
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:31.880
just enough to sound like he knows
what he's fucking talking about. He's like

1581
01:50:32.000 --> 01:50:35.279
one degree more of a normal person
than everyone in the wrestling business, or

1582
01:50:35.279 --> 01:50:39.600
at least the wrestlers, right,
and like he leverages that to the hilt.

1583
01:50:39.680 --> 01:50:42.159
You know, I can't wait to
play the one, the next one

1584
01:50:42.479 --> 01:50:45.680
that he has where he fucking talks
about the He just the golf thing with

1585
01:50:45.800 --> 01:50:48.479
Baltimore, Like, God, it's
so gross. He thinks he's winking at

1586
01:50:48.520 --> 01:50:55.239
your dad while you force him to
watch the pay per view Exactly. He's

1587
01:50:55.560 --> 01:50:58.880
He's the adult comedy in a in
a fucking animated movie. Oh god,

1588
01:50:59.000 --> 01:51:00.640
Jean, his bull shit? Can
you plan it again? Just for one

1589
01:51:00.720 --> 01:51:04.439
reason, I want to. I
want to really take some time and process

1590
01:51:04.560 --> 01:51:11.159
how for whatever reason, Bubba decides
to pronounce the word country. It's funny.

1591
01:51:11.279 --> 01:51:14.000
It's like he goes nuts. Listen, A lot of people out there

1592
01:51:14.159 --> 01:51:16.720
are expecting something out of me.
They just ain't there. For a long

1593
01:51:16.880 --> 01:51:20.319
time, I had to live in
the shadow of public opinion. Well I

1594
01:51:20.439 --> 01:51:24.760
don't do that anymore. I'm a
grown man. In fact, I'm an

1595
01:51:24.840 --> 01:51:29.199
over grown man. Just let my
partner avalanche at the night in Baltimore Arena

1596
01:51:29.239 --> 01:51:31.800
in front of thousands of people and
thousands and millions of people on pay per

1597
01:51:31.920 --> 01:51:36.439
view all across this country. Well, macho man, Randy Sandwich, we

1598
01:51:36.600 --> 01:51:41.800
gotta finish usting. He went off
the rails. I feel like he realized

1599
01:51:41.800 --> 01:51:45.640
that. He said, thousands of
millions yeas himself. It's exactly what happened.

1600
01:51:45.439 --> 01:51:48.840
Oh so good, so fucking funny. He's such a nut And for

1601
01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:53.000
some reason ginokl in these backstage interviews, decided to do them right in front

1602
01:51:53.000 --> 01:51:57.880
of the mirror. Know how fucking
awful is this? And right after Bubba

1603
01:51:57.920 --> 01:52:00.119
stops screaming, he walks off frame
and you can see him in the reflection

1604
01:52:00.239 --> 01:52:03.159
of the mirror grab a gatorade off
a table right behind the camera. Man

1605
01:52:03.319 --> 01:52:09.560
basically chill and like walking around.
Yeah, so there you go. Come

1606
01:52:09.600 --> 01:52:13.720
on, guys, So Pyro going
off for the nasties. It's tag title

1607
01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:20.479
time. They're the nasty boys.
Where are the boys? Where the boys?

1608
01:52:24.239 --> 01:52:28.399
I can't stand babyface nasty boys?
Liked Nace would sting. By the

1609
01:52:28.439 --> 01:52:30.720
way, he's got the receiver in
his hand. You can talk to Sting

1610
01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:34.399
live and I used to love those
w W tag belts. Very symmetrical,

1611
01:52:34.560 --> 01:52:41.159
very clean of those ones, those
that kind of mid nineties one. Those

1612
01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:45.479
are my favorite WW tag belts.
Always makes me happy to see that in

1613
01:52:45.600 --> 01:52:49.159
the US title from this time period. They kind of look like the the

1614
01:52:49.239 --> 01:52:56.159
tag belts kind of look like a
variation of the of the WCW title from

1615
01:52:56.520 --> 01:53:00.239
yes, you know, the early
nineties. So the tag belts are on

1616
01:53:00.319 --> 01:53:03.840
the line. It's Nasty Boys versus
Harlem Heat. Here at super Bowl five,

1617
01:53:03.960 --> 01:53:09.079
by the way, the match between
Vin Slivan and Dave Sullivan went seven

1618
01:53:09.159 --> 01:53:11.880
minutes and eighteen seconds. If you
can deal with that, fuck that,

1619
01:53:12.720 --> 01:53:15.560
and here we go. Book are
saying we don't need you supporting the Heat.

1620
01:53:15.720 --> 01:53:17.399
Fool, he screams at a ringsider, I come and knock you out,

1621
01:53:17.439 --> 01:53:20.239
you dumb idiot, He calls me
dumbiti And I fucking loved that.

1622
01:53:20.800 --> 01:53:25.720
Sherry up on the apron, sparkling
with a glitter on her face, saying

1623
01:53:25.800 --> 01:53:29.640
now they're going to get some and
you know he and it is she gorgeous.

1624
01:53:31.399 --> 01:53:33.920
She finally says, some people may
like her, not really my type.

1625
01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:38.560
All four face off of the bell
and Nickpatrick presiding. Tony says,

1626
01:53:38.640 --> 01:53:42.079
WCW is number one and this is
where the stars are. That's right.

1627
01:53:42.720 --> 01:53:45.640
Booker and Noobs walk up to kick
it off. Book shoves knobs are and

1628
01:53:45.760 --> 01:53:50.000
nob slaps him, with book going
back with some niece to the gut.

1629
01:53:50.039 --> 01:53:53.840
Booker misses a Harlem sidekick and gets
crotched up on the top ropes and the

1630
01:53:53.920 --> 01:53:58.479
Nasties come over and ring Booker t
out on the top rope by his crotch.

1631
01:53:58.600 --> 01:54:01.479
You know how that goes, and
he hits the floor yep. Then

1632
01:54:01.520 --> 01:54:04.039
SAgs runs Booker over on the floor
with the runs him over on the floor

1633
01:54:04.079 --> 01:54:06.159
with a clothes line, and they
go nuts in the building. They still

1634
01:54:06.239 --> 01:54:10.960
love that. Why is the why
is? The crowd seems to be very

1635
01:54:12.000 --> 01:54:15.840
very much into the Nasty boys very
much. Yeah, they were over why.

1636
01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:19.199
They were just a wild and crazy
team and they brought it. You

1637
01:54:19.279 --> 01:54:21.880
know, you knew you're gonna get
crazy fucking matches when they went out there.

1638
01:54:23.479 --> 01:54:27.439
Do you think Hogan's sweetened the sound? No, I don't. I

1639
01:54:27.520 --> 01:54:30.960
think he's sweet in the coffee,
but I don't think he's sweet now you

1640
01:54:30.000 --> 01:54:32.920
think about like the brawls, with
Cactus Jack and Max Pain and like,

1641
01:54:33.359 --> 01:54:36.760
I mean, yeah, but that's
like that's ancient history. This is now

1642
01:54:38.680 --> 01:54:43.800
like ninety five Nasty Boys. It's
weird. Yeah, they were just meant

1643
01:54:43.880 --> 01:54:47.119
chaos. They did the Tupelo brawl
after this, it's uncensored against Harlem heat

1644
01:54:47.119 --> 01:54:50.800
with a ketchup and mustard everywhere.
Yeah. Yeah, they were still unhinged.

1645
01:54:50.960 --> 01:54:54.039
So a SAgs runs over Booker on
the floor with the clothes line.

1646
01:54:54.039 --> 01:54:56.840
They go nuts for that, and
then he goes after Sherry and tosses a

1647
01:54:56.960 --> 01:55:00.960
chair and they're chanting Jerry and heen
And says, so much security Clinton's here,

1648
01:55:01.479 --> 01:55:03.960
so so just because in case you
forgot who's in the White House in

1649
01:55:04.039 --> 01:55:08.479
nineteen ninety five. Yep. So
they take over on SAgs and a double

1650
01:55:08.520 --> 01:55:11.960
team in the corner and Stevie comes
in slugging away and SAgs turns it around

1651
01:55:12.039 --> 01:55:15.039
and then they do the uh the
double teaming in the corner on Stevie going

1652
01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:17.359
you know how the Nasties used to
do it, just going crazy with the

1653
01:55:17.399 --> 01:55:20.960
windmill punches yep, and then Knobs
attacks the legs of Stevie. Ray and

1654
01:55:21.000 --> 01:55:24.079
Heenan says, I think they have
a plan to take the wheels out,

1655
01:55:24.119 --> 01:55:27.640
and Tony says, oh, really, I said that before, and Heenen

1656
01:55:27.680 --> 01:55:33.600
says, that's where I heard it. Of course, they frame this tag

1657
01:55:33.680 --> 01:55:36.640
team battle is New York versus New
York, even though neither team is from

1658
01:55:36.680 --> 01:55:40.359
New York, right, not a
single one of them is from New York.

1659
01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:44.119
Booker gets tagged in and Knobs hiptoses
him and sends him out of the

1660
01:55:44.199 --> 01:55:46.359
ring and Sabs drop SAgs drops an
elbow on him from the apron to the

1661
01:55:46.439 --> 01:55:49.399
floor, and then Knobs slams Booker
team in the ring and pepper him with

1662
01:55:49.439 --> 01:55:53.760
some punches as Booker shouts up easy
to SAgs. So I guess they're going

1663
01:55:53.800 --> 01:55:57.399
a little hard on brother knocking it
off an old book. Uh maybe they

1664
01:55:57.479 --> 01:56:02.239
tweaked the bad wheel. I don't
know the uh uh Heenan and Shavanni,

1665
01:56:02.760 --> 01:56:05.840
you know, I will say,
even with even with Heenan being a little

1666
01:56:05.880 --> 01:56:13.800
drunk drunk here, they they do
such a great job, uh selling the

1667
01:56:14.000 --> 01:56:18.319
intensity and the importance of the Hogan
Vader match. They do a great job.

1668
01:56:18.399 --> 01:56:23.159
Listen. Ever since our clash back
in January, there's been extra security

1669
01:56:23.520 --> 01:56:29.840
between Hugi and batas they're both in
the building. I understand the first securities

1670
01:56:29.880 --> 01:56:31.920
in the hall. You couldn't believe
it looks like Clinton's here. Oh yeah,

1671
01:56:31.920 --> 01:56:35.119
you said that. For the first
time they have both been allowed in

1672
01:56:35.199 --> 01:56:40.199
the same building since starcat the ones
are one in the building, the ones

1673
01:56:40.279 --> 01:56:45.439
with the other. They don't want
this to be roped in the hall,

1674
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:49.560
they don't they want this in the
ring. WCW wants to settle in the

1675
01:56:49.680 --> 01:56:54.840
ring for the championship of the World. Yeah, that is a compelling image

1676
01:56:54.840 --> 01:56:57.600
of them being on opposite sides of
the building. Yeah, you know,

1677
01:56:57.720 --> 01:57:00.199
I think the idea that that that
also making the case that they haven't been

1678
01:57:00.239 --> 01:57:04.239
in the same building together since the
clash. Yep, you know there's a

1679
01:57:04.279 --> 01:57:08.800
lot there, like you know,
extra security, the whole thing. Like

1680
01:57:09.199 --> 01:57:15.399
it's done in a way that I
don't know, like those those I mean

1681
01:57:15.439 --> 01:57:18.399
obviously I don't know. I don't
know why, because I feel like if

1682
01:57:18.720 --> 01:57:24.239
if we've been given that kind of
information and a current storyline, like in

1683
01:57:24.960 --> 01:57:29.479
like if we were watching a pay
per view and or a p l E

1684
01:57:29.760 --> 01:57:31.239
and we got that kind of thing, I think I feel like we'd be

1685
01:57:31.560 --> 01:57:36.760
pissed and annoy at modern w doing
that, but man, does it work

1686
01:57:36.840 --> 01:57:41.760
for this? Yeah? Very interesting. It's almost like that one a W

1687
01:57:41.920 --> 01:57:44.560
pay per view where Punk and the
Bucks were in the same building after brawl

1688
01:57:44.640 --> 01:57:47.039
out. Yeah, they were kept
totally separate, and when word got out

1689
01:57:47.039 --> 01:57:50.319
about that, it was very very
evocative and compelling to think about, like

1690
01:57:50.359 --> 01:57:55.039
what if they cross paths? You
know? Yeah, But so Stevie grabs

1691
01:57:55.039 --> 01:57:57.439
SAgs from the aprin and Booker t
comes with a great drop kick, sending

1692
01:57:57.439 --> 01:58:00.479
SAgs out of the ring. G
Stevie and Cherry just can't get co ordinated

1693
01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:03.239
on how to throw SAgs into this
guardrail. Oh seriously. It takes a

1694
01:58:03.319 --> 01:58:06.279
while, and then it looks lame. Stevie misses his leg drop, and

1695
01:58:06.399 --> 01:58:10.520
good for him because if he nailed
it, he'd have been fired. Can

1696
01:58:10.560 --> 01:58:14.600
you imagine if he landed that leg
drolly Steve Ray hilarious with a spin kick,

1697
01:58:14.680 --> 01:58:16.760
catch his knobs coming up right in
their face. Here we got two

1698
01:58:16.880 --> 01:58:18.680
roll ups. Dude, Tell me, now, what about this? Then

1699
01:58:18.720 --> 01:58:21.560
this happens? Dude? What the
fuck? Dude? I mean, am

1700
01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:25.399
I not supposed to you know,
put two and two together? Brother match

1701
01:58:25.479 --> 01:58:28.159
after match people, I'm right now, dude, I'm saying, I'm not

1702
01:58:28.239 --> 01:58:30.199
even going to out the fucking ring. That's where I'm at right now,

1703
01:58:30.279 --> 01:58:33.359
dude, because I don't know what
the fuck's going on. Brother. It's

1704
01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:35.720
bad not that I don't know which
Vader I'm getting, Dude, right now,

1705
01:58:35.760 --> 01:58:41.840
I don't understand what the fuck is
going on in general. Really bad

1706
01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:44.119
dude, Bad luck. Dude.
Ted's not gonna be happy about this,

1707
01:58:44.239 --> 01:58:46.600
brother. You know, I'm not
having big talk with Ted. Ted,

1708
01:58:46.640 --> 01:58:51.199
and I're gonna have to talk Turkey. Ted and Terry talk Turkey brother right

1709
01:58:54.039 --> 01:58:59.239
coming to TBS. That's right,
Stevie again, that hilarious spinkick used to

1710
01:58:59.279 --> 01:59:01.199
do. Just had a marshal large
inspiration and catches Knobs coming up right in

1711
01:59:01.279 --> 01:59:03.840
the face to the floor. They
go the spinning Harlem kick is what they

1712
01:59:03.880 --> 01:59:06.279
call it. Tony says, anyway, Booker sidekicks him to the floor,

1713
01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:10.079
and Tony says, they're showing us
so many new moves tonight of the Harlem

1714
01:59:10.119 --> 01:59:13.359
heat. They're so agile. Well
one of them is yeah, right,

1715
01:59:13.680 --> 01:59:15.840
yeah. Booker holds SAgs open for
a sherry shot on the outside and then

1716
01:59:15.880 --> 01:59:19.079
Booker misses an elbow but still does
the spinner. Rooney to a vertical base.

1717
01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:23.359
Yep, spin a roodie here,
SAgs on the floor, yep,

1718
01:59:23.920 --> 01:59:27.279
And he didn't. He even claims
the Clintons are sitting in the box at

1719
01:59:27.319 --> 01:59:31.560
the Baltimore Arena, not to and
Bill in the midst sitting here in the

1720
01:59:31.600 --> 01:59:36.319
box. Bill's in the box.
I don't know about it. I don't

1721
01:59:36.319 --> 01:59:41.640
think Bills and Missus boxes either.
But SAgs on the floor and Stevie clips

1722
01:59:41.680 --> 01:59:44.560
him off the apron CLUMSI live with
the lariato almost ripped his knee out in

1723
01:59:44.600 --> 01:59:46.479
the process. But such as such
as life against the Nasty Boys. He

1724
01:59:46.520 --> 01:59:49.720
then says it's not fair, not
far from DC. Could you played that?

1725
01:59:50.039 --> 01:59:54.600
So then SAgs hits the ropes and
hits and eats this Harlem sidekick that

1726
01:59:54.720 --> 01:59:58.119
floors him as Harlem Heat gets back
into control, and he didn't. Talks

1727
01:59:58.119 --> 02:00:00.439
about how they want this fight in
Central Park to the heart the heat.

1728
02:00:00.680 --> 02:00:03.760
They want to use benches and horse
drawn carriages and anything that cement. Okay,

1729
02:00:04.000 --> 02:00:08.000
they say security is tight in the
dressing room for Vader. Are you

1730
02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:13.640
saying you liked this match? Didn't
hate it? I hated it? Did

1731
02:00:13.640 --> 02:00:15.439
you hate it? Wow? That
was so fucking dull, so slow,

1732
02:00:16.119 --> 02:00:19.840
and I mean listen, and I
get what you're saying about Nasty Boys,

1733
02:00:19.840 --> 02:00:24.760
that they can have fun, but
you don't give them fucking twenty minutes.

1734
02:00:25.920 --> 02:00:29.800
You never give in, Like there
are people in this world, there are

1735
02:00:29.840 --> 02:00:33.279
wrestlers in this world you don't give
long time limits to. And they're on

1736
02:00:33.319 --> 02:00:38.439
the list. But they gave them, they gave them fucking twenty minutes.

1737
02:00:38.439 --> 02:00:42.960
They're the longest match of the night. And look at that. Wow,

1738
02:00:44.159 --> 02:00:47.640
it's ridiculous. The Nasty Boys should
never have the longest match of the night.

1739
02:00:47.720 --> 02:00:53.119
They are not that kind of wrestler. Small doses, small doses,

1740
02:00:53.560 --> 02:00:57.439
quick matches, fast paced, high
impact. That's which you go so nuts

1741
02:00:57.479 --> 02:01:00.800
that it's win or bust, right, right, you know it's gonna be

1742
02:01:00.880 --> 02:01:03.239
one of those things where there's no
real there's no real heat segment. You

1743
02:01:03.319 --> 02:01:05.640
know, they just got to kind
of it's just gotta be manic action.

1744
02:01:05.960 --> 02:01:09.520
Right. Yeah, I'm with you
on that. That's them and their most

1745
02:01:09.560 --> 02:01:12.239
effective for sure. Right you know, Like I think about those brawls and

1746
02:01:12.279 --> 02:01:16.399
stuff, and like those brawls work
because because it's just NonStop and there's no

1747
02:01:16.600 --> 02:01:23.159
real like yeah, like they're just
not they're not that kind of wrestler they

1748
02:01:23.239 --> 02:01:26.920
need to be. Oh god,
it's just it's rough for me. And

1749
02:01:27.000 --> 02:01:29.439
this is the second time it's happened. I feel like we we saw another

1750
02:01:29.520 --> 02:01:36.239
show pretty recently with UH with them, and they also had the longest match

1751
02:01:36.319 --> 02:01:39.720
like it was. It's like ridiculous, like why are they getting the long

1752
02:01:39.800 --> 02:01:44.239
runs? They say security is tight
in the dressing room area for Vader,

1753
02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:48.600
and by that they mean the room
would the dressing in it. So Booker

1754
02:01:48.680 --> 02:01:51.199
comes in with a big axe kick
to Sacks. You know, Elevader,

1755
02:01:51.239 --> 02:01:55.520
We listen. There are other people
here tonight. They got to eat too.

1756
02:01:56.479 --> 02:02:01.520
All right, you don't get all
the sauce. Oh okay, forgot

1757
02:02:01.560 --> 02:02:05.199
I take it back. You get
all the sauce. So Booker with an

1758
02:02:05.239 --> 02:02:09.239
ax kick to SAgs gets to Booker
misses though the middle rope need drop.

1759
02:02:09.479 --> 02:02:11.680
I don't know what you I guess
that was the Harlem hangover, and then

1760
02:02:11.720 --> 02:02:15.319
he gets power but Power slam by
Jerry Saggs tags made Knobs comes in swinging

1761
02:02:15.359 --> 02:02:21.600
and dropping. Tony says we've got
clothes line of mania slams from Brother Fuck's

1762
02:02:21.640 --> 02:02:26.079
going on? Dude? Hear another
example Brother throws himself back in his chair

1763
02:02:26.119 --> 02:02:31.560
at the monitor. Yes, brother
again, dude, He's pointing at the

1764
02:02:31.560 --> 02:02:36.760
screen with both hands extended like again. Slams are both members of Harlem.

1765
02:02:40.520 --> 02:02:43.359
Larry Otto in the corner Heat with
a double whip and he gets a double

1766
02:02:43.399 --> 02:02:46.159
DDT and they go. They explode
when Knobs DDT is both members of the

1767
02:02:46.199 --> 02:02:50.600
Heat at the same time, Sag
they do. I don't get it,

1768
02:02:50.720 --> 02:02:54.760
but they need to love double DDT's
back, then, man, do too.

1769
02:02:54.800 --> 02:02:57.119
I love a good double DT.
I don't know if I love the

1770
02:02:57.239 --> 02:03:00.159
nasty boys in the double DDT.
SAgs throws Booker over the top up and

1771
02:03:00.199 --> 02:03:02.319
Tony even calls it and doesn't say
anything about a disqualification, even though later

1772
02:03:02.439 --> 02:03:06.760
throwing someone over the top rope intentionally
it would be a big problem. Then

1773
02:03:06.800 --> 02:03:11.000
Knobs goes up, and it's a
big problem tonight. Indeed, that's what

1774
02:03:11.039 --> 02:03:15.079
I'm saying. Doesn't call it here. Noobbs goes up top and does the

1775
02:03:15.159 --> 02:03:17.199
jake the snake hand signal. No, he gets up. He gets up,

1776
02:03:17.239 --> 02:03:20.680
stands up and does the jake hand
signal and then splashes Stevie in the

1777
02:03:20.760 --> 02:03:24.560
corner. That only gets too those
Booker t makes the save a peer four

1778
02:03:24.640 --> 02:03:27.279
brawl breaks out, Knobs is held
open, Sherry gets up on the top

1779
02:03:27.399 --> 02:03:30.760
rope. Nick Patrick is out after
her, is out after a somebody else.

1780
02:03:30.800 --> 02:03:32.560
He's distracted, so anyway, off
the top comes up Sherry, but

1781
02:03:33.359 --> 02:03:39.560
there's a shove and she hits Stevie
instead with her shoe. This knocks knocks

1782
02:03:39.600 --> 02:03:44.359
him out and guess what, Knobs
rolls him up. Yep. Even though

1783
02:03:44.399 --> 02:03:47.920
Stevie's gripping the ropes, they explode
on the one, two, three and

1784
02:03:48.680 --> 02:03:53.319
the new and Randy Anderson runs in
and no, in fact, the top

1785
02:03:53.439 --> 02:03:58.560
rope rule is an issue. He's
gesturing here over the top Patrick walking around

1786
02:03:58.600 --> 02:04:00.760
waving his hands gesturing the over the
top rule is still in effect, and

1787
02:04:00.840 --> 02:04:04.960
he grabs the belts out of the
hands of the Nasty boys. Even though

1788
02:04:05.039 --> 02:04:08.760
that roll up was way in the
ropes for Stevie. That's the second time

1789
02:04:08.800 --> 02:04:11.920
it happened on the show where Yeah, the finishing roll up ends up in

1790
02:04:11.960 --> 02:04:15.479
the ropes, and I wonder if
there's some subterfuge ald play there, Gary

1791
02:04:15.479 --> 02:04:17.560
Michael Capettit takes it back, says
the referees at ringside have just conferenced and

1792
02:04:17.600 --> 02:04:21.680
the nasty boys have been disqualified for
an over the top rope in fraction.

1793
02:04:23.199 --> 02:04:26.039
Oh my god, and there will
go the Harlem Heat scurring up the aisle

1794
02:04:26.399 --> 02:04:30.560
with their championships. And uh,
I don't know to take it away that

1795
02:04:30.720 --> 02:04:31.800
fast. I mean, at least
let the people go home thinking they're there

1796
02:04:31.880 --> 02:04:34.520
champs for a day and a half. I know, Oh my god.

1797
02:04:34.600 --> 02:04:38.880
But you know they have they have
tapes in the in the vault where Harlem

1798
02:04:38.920 --> 02:04:43.840
Heat still have the belts. So
you know that's theerc W for you exactly

1799
02:04:43.960 --> 02:04:47.359
they get. It's like book cut
his mouth busted open on this one.

1800
02:04:47.399 --> 02:04:50.920
As you said, seventeen minutes and
seven seconds. Here Harlem Heat to heat

1801
02:04:50.960 --> 02:04:58.239
the nasties by disqualification. It just
gets better from here. Oh the fucking

1802
02:04:58.720 --> 02:05:00.960
ugh toning Bobby or position, he
says, Randy better dig a big hole.

1803
02:05:01.039 --> 02:05:03.840
He says, he believes. He
says, believe me about a hundred

1804
02:05:03.840 --> 02:05:06.960
times, Tony Giovanni. Kind of
a forced stick here, I have to

1805
02:05:06.960 --> 02:05:10.840
say from the brain, yeah,
Jean says. You know, I spent

1806
02:05:10.880 --> 02:05:12.840
a lot of great years in the
city of Baltimore, and this has got

1807
02:05:12.920 --> 02:05:15.439
to go down. Here we go, Oh yeah, you hear this that

1808
02:05:15.560 --> 02:05:17.319
part go ahead, because one of
the greatest four or five pay per views

1809
02:05:17.359 --> 02:05:20.840
I've ever been involved in. What
the fuck are you watching four or five

1810
02:05:20.960 --> 02:05:24.319
pay per views? Well, I
mean he didn't say it's the greatest one.

1811
02:05:24.359 --> 02:05:27.159
He said it's one of the greatest
four or five. Okay, well

1812
02:05:27.359 --> 02:05:30.159
it's in the top four or five, so you know. But here he

1813
02:05:30.279 --> 02:05:36.359
is talking about making I don't don't
understand. He he gives u intel again

1814
02:05:36.399 --> 02:05:42.840
on the location, and then he
uses these these golf these golf metaphors or

1815
02:05:42.960 --> 02:05:47.439
terminology or whatever. Just it's really
stupid. The city of Baltimore very exciting.

1816
02:05:48.039 --> 02:05:50.399
Just to give you a little idea
of where we are, we're about

1817
02:05:50.399 --> 02:05:54.680
a driver away from Camden Yards.
That'd be a pretty good driver, don't

1818
02:05:54.840 --> 02:05:58.000
A couple of three woods away from
the Inner Harbor, don't care. Maybe

1819
02:05:58.199 --> 02:06:01.079
like a six iron away from the
grave of Edgar Allan Pole have to be

1820
02:06:01.079 --> 02:06:04.960
a pretty good six iron, don't
care. Stop Gene, please, this

1821
02:06:05.159 --> 02:06:11.680
is a bad idea. Again.
He's he's the golfer. He pays his

1822
02:06:11.800 --> 02:06:15.600
taxes, exactly. He's like your
dad, like he's the he's the working

1823
02:06:15.720 --> 02:06:20.520
man, you know, Oh God, and savage. He's not talking tonight?

1824
02:06:20.640 --> 02:06:25.239
Is he boss? Oh, I'm
not talking, that's all he says.

1825
02:06:26.159 --> 02:06:28.880
Well, sting carries the load of
the promo. It's like such a

1826
02:06:28.960 --> 02:06:33.680
weird it's such a weird decision like
that. He keeps saying I'm not talking,

1827
02:06:34.359 --> 02:06:35.800
you know, and he has these
moments where it's like, oh,

1828
02:06:35.880 --> 02:06:42.239
is he going to talk? I'm
not talking? So fucking and Sting,

1829
02:06:42.319 --> 02:06:44.920
of course, not the best promo
in the world at this point in time.

1830
02:06:45.920 --> 02:06:46.920
Did he grow a lot in the
stick? Holy shit, this sting

1831
02:06:47.039 --> 02:06:50.960
versus the TNH sting, I mean, come on teenage again and and teenage

1832
02:06:51.000 --> 02:06:55.239
thing is the best sting that I've
seen, because it's like he he reached

1833
02:06:56.279 --> 02:07:00.560
a peak and then he went downhill
after that. So he's red and white

1834
02:07:00.640 --> 02:07:02.760
is staying and he says his chest
has macho man chopping on him and marks

1835
02:07:02.800 --> 02:07:05.119
from it. The last time we
got to talking on live TV, apparently

1836
02:07:05.199 --> 02:07:11.560
Yea Savage hit Himsel already broke his
skin. That we're both nearly bloody just

1837
02:07:11.640 --> 02:07:15.439
talking to one another about how this
whole thing, and Savage is throwing furniture

1838
02:07:15.479 --> 02:07:17.920
around the locker room and Gene is
selling you know, the flying chairs and

1839
02:07:18.000 --> 02:07:20.880
Machio again says, I'm not talking. He comes to the like just to

1840
02:07:20.920 --> 02:07:25.520
say that. It's like so stupid. Sting says, he's almost frothing at

1841
02:07:25.520 --> 02:07:28.279
the mouth for what he might say
on live TV. I'm not talking.

1842
02:07:28.399 --> 02:07:30.159
No, no, you're talking about
I don't know why they're not talking,

1843
02:07:30.239 --> 02:07:33.560
but who cares. He's just so
pissed off. I guess I guess you're

1844
02:07:33.600 --> 02:07:35.960
talking about law and order and justice. No more. You're going to be

1845
02:07:36.760 --> 02:07:41.600
no more after this is over with. He sucks so bad Sting this promo.

1846
02:07:41.680 --> 02:07:44.720
He sucks. It's not good.
It's not good, Sting, it's

1847
02:07:44.800 --> 02:07:48.680
not hell So yeah, not talking
kind of like the fans. Yeah for

1848
02:07:48.800 --> 02:07:53.319
most of this show. Yep,
yes, Sting says, I don't want

1849
02:07:53.520 --> 02:07:55.439
to take either of me and Gene. I want to go do it.

1850
02:07:55.479 --> 02:07:57.359
I don't want to talk either.
I want to go do it. Well,

1851
02:07:57.399 --> 02:08:00.239
you certainly spend a lot of time
talking anyway, Yeah, you know,

1852
02:08:00.279 --> 02:08:03.079
what was his job? And then
Jean says, back to the desk,

1853
02:08:03.119 --> 02:08:05.159
how is your partner, the veteran
Bobby Heenan doing, and Tony says,

1854
02:08:05.159 --> 02:08:09.239
how do you think, Jean?
We're back on camera. Brain Brand

1855
02:08:09.279 --> 02:08:13.439
has no idea? What and he
plugs uncensored coming up our first pay per

1856
02:08:13.560 --> 02:08:18.479
view, No Rules Uncut in the
month of March, Blacktop Bully in the

1857
02:08:18.560 --> 02:08:24.319
Natural Dustin Roads up next, fucking
dope Dartha looks like a fucking dope in

1858
02:08:24.399 --> 02:08:30.359
this gimmick. Oh with his red
vest on. What is this? Why

1859
02:08:30.399 --> 02:08:33.399
do we need a truck or wrestler? Exactly what? He's such a fucking

1860
02:08:33.479 --> 02:08:35.000
more. Did he come up with
this? This is his idea? How

1861
02:08:35.079 --> 02:08:39.159
Laren Anderson came up with it?
Really? Because I feel like this is

1862
02:08:39.239 --> 02:08:41.319
this to me seems like something that
he would love, like just like he

1863
02:08:41.399 --> 02:08:43.840
said, fucking weeput Man was going
to be a main eventor or something like

1864
02:08:43.920 --> 02:08:48.840
that. Barry Darz so idiot Barry
who went to high school with Eric Bischoff's

1865
02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:52.600
wife, So he was gonna He's
gonna have a job for a while Minnesota

1866
02:08:52.680 --> 02:08:56.239
boy. But yeah, he they
did this whole thing. It's hilarious.

1867
02:08:56.279 --> 02:09:01.239
You can find the whole video on
YouTube where Barry arsos. Remember he just

1868
02:09:01.239 --> 02:09:03.359
came in as Barry Darso and then
he started showing up in the audience at

1869
02:09:03.439 --> 02:09:07.199
WCW tapings and harassing the wrestlers during
matches to the point where finally the police

1870
02:09:07.239 --> 02:09:11.399
arrested him and he's brought to jail, and they shoot a whole series of

1871
02:09:11.479 --> 02:09:15.640
skits in an actual Atlanta jail with
Barry Darso in there, with real invates

1872
02:09:15.720 --> 02:09:18.600
rattling the cage trying to get out. It's really really yeah, oh yeah,

1873
02:09:18.640 --> 02:09:22.479
oh shit. Yep. He confirmed
it that they just went in there

1874
02:09:22.479 --> 02:09:26.359
and shot with actual prisoners and real
jail personnel too, And there's like this

1875
02:09:26.520 --> 02:09:28.800
lawyer trying to put him in to
keep him in the clink, and Colonel

1876
02:09:28.800 --> 02:09:31.359
Parker shows up to try to give
him the seventy five thousand dollars bail,

1877
02:09:31.720 --> 02:09:33.159
and so the whole skit is Parker
in the jail trying to you know,

1878
02:09:33.239 --> 02:09:37.039
work with the with the bails,
bondsman and everything to try to get the

1879
02:09:37.039 --> 02:09:39.960
guys out and try to get him
out. When he gets out, in

1880
02:09:39.039 --> 02:09:45.239
the parking lot is his big ass
truck, this big eighteen wheeler that apparently

1881
02:09:45.439 --> 02:09:46.840
was his and so he's supposed to
like this trucker that would go to the

1882
02:09:46.880 --> 02:09:52.760
matches, and that Colonel Parker took
under his wing and gave his truck back

1883
02:09:52.800 --> 02:09:56.319
to and then recruited him to help
out the stud stable that's fucking stupid.

1884
02:09:56.399 --> 02:10:07.359
Can't forget his finishing arm bar boss
the breaker one. Oh, I mean

1885
02:10:07.399 --> 02:10:13.680
such good stuff. So black Top
Bullshit is back on that cast. He

1886
02:10:13.159 --> 02:10:20.279
is, and only we've seen Blacktop
Bullshit and did Uncensored, So no,

1887
02:10:20.439 --> 02:10:22.920
I don't think there's nothing else to
see him on as far as pay per

1888
02:10:22.000 --> 02:10:28.720
views. Very short lived gimmick and
yeah, the uncensored thing of course,

1889
02:10:28.720 --> 02:10:31.319
as we've already touched on, got
both of them fired from w stew So

1890
02:10:31.399 --> 02:10:35.239
Bully comes out with a foghorn.
This is peterbilt Iowa on it, or

1891
02:10:35.279 --> 02:10:39.840
he's from peterbilt Iowa and he has
his walkie talkie and he's a trucker.

1892
02:10:39.479 --> 02:10:41.880
And Nick bockwinkles out here saying this
man is not going to be let to

1893
02:10:41.880 --> 02:10:46.079
stay at ringside. That is Colonel
Parker Meng rather is black winkeled think you

1894
02:10:46.159 --> 02:10:50.479
know, how does he know that
the guy sitting at ringside dressed like Meng

1895
02:10:50.600 --> 02:10:52.000
isn't the real Mang. That's a
good point too, what the real Mang

1896
02:10:52.520 --> 02:10:56.319
starting suspension all of a sudden,
the one guy at ringside he has a

1897
02:10:56.359 --> 02:10:58.319
problem with, right, I guess
earlier he did try to take off Jim

1898
02:10:58.359 --> 02:11:03.560
Duggan's head anyway, Gary Michaelkapetta says
back, Nick Bockwinkle at ringside, and

1899
02:11:03.560 --> 02:11:07.319
it seems that Meng will be barred. Seems you can't confirm first before you

1900
02:11:07.359 --> 02:11:09.560
grab the microphone. You're gonna get
on the mic and tell the whole crowd.

1901
02:11:09.600 --> 02:11:13.600
It seems like this is going to
happen. Yes, Nick Bockwinkel,

1902
02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:16.840
looking like someone who runs a bank
and freends of any coil. Fuck,

1903
02:11:16.920 --> 02:11:20.159
yes, looking like I remember the
Chamber of Commerce in nineteen seventy four.

1904
02:11:20.640 --> 02:11:24.520
Look at that that fucking hair.
That hair that is just like it's such.

1905
02:11:26.319 --> 02:11:28.119
It's a it's a time capsule,
that hair, Yes it is.

1906
02:11:28.680 --> 02:11:35.399
You know well they call him the
natural, True says the Rhodes family has

1907
02:11:35.399 --> 02:11:39.279
fought everybody all their life. You
know why nobody likes the Rhodes family.

1908
02:11:41.439 --> 02:11:43.760
You know what's the what's the is? What's justin roads? A natural at?

1909
02:11:43.960 --> 02:11:48.439
Exactly do we know? I'm not
sure? Still waiting natural, but

1910
02:11:48.680 --> 02:11:50.119
we don't know what he's a natural
at. I'll tell you what, Blacktop

1911
02:11:50.159 --> 02:11:54.560
bullies a natural at promos that make
me want to see the match? Yeah,

1912
02:11:54.560 --> 02:11:56.800
another match. We're gonna be watching
very closely the natural that's the right

1913
02:11:56.880 --> 02:12:01.199
I mean, I guess d just
ten Rhodes Roads, Baltimore is the final

1914
02:12:01.319 --> 02:12:05.520
ways station on the highway. You
better be ready, because I've said it

1915
02:12:05.640 --> 02:12:09.319
before. You're gonna look like the
family pet that crossed the road at the

1916
02:12:09.399 --> 02:12:16.600
wrong time. Be ready, the
final way station on the highway. Yeah,

1917
02:12:16.680 --> 02:12:20.000
and the family pet that crossed the
street at the wrong time. I

1918
02:12:20.079 --> 02:12:24.399
don't think it's run over. I
guess, is what he means. I

1919
02:12:24.520 --> 02:12:31.680
guess. I guess would that be
the Avida sat pet that was good,

1920
02:12:31.439 --> 02:12:35.680
that was just for you? Bat
roach baby? Dustin Roads was black top

1921
02:12:35.720 --> 02:12:39.640
bully, Okay, not the flatbed
match? All right, one on one

1922
02:12:39.760 --> 02:12:43.479
match, all the attacks and right
away Dustin double leggs. They roll around

1923
02:12:43.560 --> 02:12:46.680
brawling. Dustin with a corner mounch
puts nine punches down and there's a flip

1924
02:12:46.720 --> 02:12:50.159
flop and fly elbow. Do you
are you? Are you curious of the

1925
02:12:50.279 --> 02:13:01.479
sound that it comes out of Dustin's
mouth when sure goes that's how you throw

1926
02:13:01.560 --> 02:13:09.319
punches in pro wrestling T s U
H. So how come it's always the

1927
02:13:09.359 --> 02:13:13.279
guy throwing the punch making all the
noise. Well, that's always a fucking

1928
02:13:13.319 --> 02:13:16.920
thing. There's there is something to
do that any I never asked at at

1929
02:13:16.960 --> 02:13:20.399
Renaissance Rumble, and I wish I
had because one of the guys actually no,

1930
02:13:20.600 --> 02:13:26.279
no, both both uh Grizzly Joe
and it's awful. I can't remember

1931
02:13:26.279 --> 02:13:31.119
his name the other guy. They
both make sounds when they do things like

1932
02:13:31.199 --> 02:13:35.720
that. They have a oh yeah, there's there's like it's it's it's it

1933
02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:41.520
signifies something because it just comes out
when they do moves and they make they

1934
02:13:41.600 --> 02:13:45.359
have like a grunt that comes with
it. And I don't know why why

1935
02:13:45.439 --> 02:13:48.199
there's a grunt. I always assumed
it was so that when you actually call

1936
02:13:48.239 --> 02:13:52.640
a spot, it's not like so
conspicuous that it's the only noise that you

1937
02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:54.520
make. You know, maybe it's
the way to hide there you're talking to

1938
02:13:54.560 --> 02:13:58.239
your opponent, maybe, but maybe
not. I know that, you know,

1939
02:13:58.399 --> 02:14:00.640
in real fighting, when you when
you do that, you do that

1940
02:14:00.760 --> 02:14:03.800
because you know, if you if
you go or make a noise like that,

1941
02:14:03.880 --> 02:14:05.079
it tightens your abb muscles. So
if you take a body shot,

1942
02:14:05.760 --> 02:14:09.439
you don't get you know, you
don't get knocked the air knocked out of

1943
02:14:09.520 --> 02:14:11.520
you. Oh maybe that's I'm going
to do that too. Maybe I don't

1944
02:14:11.560 --> 02:14:16.000
know. Anyway, you know,
when you're taking bumps on purpose. He

1945
02:14:16.039 --> 02:14:18.319
turns around, Bully clips him in
the leg, and there's a hockey fight

1946
02:14:18.439 --> 02:14:22.479
kind of style thing where he pulls
the jacket over Dustin's head and hauls off.

1947
02:14:22.279 --> 02:14:24.680
Ian says, I never saw Dustin
look this good as he's walking around

1948
02:14:24.680 --> 02:14:28.560
with his head covered in his ring
jacket. Uh Heenan also has heard a

1949
02:14:28.680 --> 02:14:35.000
rumor about about Dustin. I heard
this is not Dustin's son. He's adopted

1950
02:14:35.560 --> 02:14:37.680
in fight a minute, I heard
that. Where did you hear that?

1951
02:14:37.760 --> 02:14:43.199
Trump bully told me that who bully? The bully told me, and you

1952
02:14:43.319 --> 02:14:46.880
believe the bully. I'm not saying
I believe. I'm just saying that's what

1953
02:14:46.000 --> 02:14:50.680
I heard. You are a mess? You know that? Why would have

1954
02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:56.800
a mess? Gimme s s would
you claim Dustin here's your kid? Absolutely?

1955
02:14:58.439 --> 02:15:07.520
Absolutely? I pack his lunch a
roadmap. It's pretty good, pretty

1956
02:15:07.520 --> 02:15:13.800
funny. Oh god, he's so
awesome. Yeah, so he's he's going

1957
02:15:13.840 --> 02:15:16.359
in on him, and that's that's
interesting because you know, Rock just did

1958
02:15:16.399 --> 02:15:20.720
the whole you're a bastard kid,
or you're a mistake. Because how much

1959
02:15:20.760 --> 02:15:24.359
younger Cody is than his siblings.
So Dustin gets back in control. Whipped

1960
02:15:24.359 --> 02:15:28.000
to the corner, bully leaps to
a hammer lock and kicks a camera in

1961
02:15:28.079 --> 02:15:31.039
the meantime, and then Dustin,
with a running punt, sends the bully

1962
02:15:31.079 --> 02:15:35.119
to the floor. He says,
he landed right that place of greasy eggs.

1963
02:15:35.319 --> 02:15:41.359
It's about truck stop food. The
jokes, the jokes come about truck

1964
02:15:41.399 --> 02:15:48.840
stop food. Greasy eggs, you
know, greasy grilled cheese, he says.

1965
02:15:48.880 --> 02:15:52.399
You know how he shaves. He
beats the beats, the whiskers and

1966
02:15:52.560 --> 02:15:58.720
bites them off from the inside.
Tony says, I apologize for the brain

1967
02:15:58.920 --> 02:16:07.560
fans. So then, oh God, there's a KFC chan at Colonel Parker

1968
02:16:07.199 --> 02:16:20.560
that outcomes Vader. What Dustin worked
on. Channing KFC around Vader is like

1969
02:16:20.600 --> 02:16:24.319
saying hey, Siri to an iPad
exactly. It wakes him up. It

1970
02:16:24.399 --> 02:16:35.559
wakens god. He always talks like
that, no matter what the subject.

1971
02:16:35.920 --> 02:16:41.000
It's not a promo, he always
like does that. It's always bellowing.

1972
02:16:41.079 --> 02:16:46.319
That's the perfect words. Oh Dustin
working a hammer lock like you wouldn't believe

1973
02:16:46.360 --> 02:16:50.840
In this one, Tony talks about
how loaded. Colonel Parker is how he

1974
02:16:50.879 --> 02:16:54.920
paid seventy five grand to bail out
the Blacktop Bullets. I didn't have nothing

1975
02:16:54.000 --> 02:17:01.520
to drink. What he didn't says
Tony would be an authority on being loaded,

1976
02:17:01.040 --> 02:17:05.799
and Shivani holds his tongue on that
one doesn't say a word. That's

1977
02:17:05.920 --> 02:17:09.079
very funny. Dustin stops on Bully's
leapfrog and plants are right on him,

1978
02:17:09.159 --> 02:17:11.520
rolls him up for two. Heenan
says, Bully has been fighting up and

1979
02:17:11.559 --> 02:17:16.879
down the highways of life. I
mean these guys are literally man exchanging drop

1980
02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:20.959
toe holds and hammer locks at this
point in the show, these two drizzling

1981
02:17:22.200 --> 02:17:24.760
shits. He break in the corner
and Heenen says he's got him in the

1982
02:17:24.840 --> 02:17:33.680
rest area. Dustin to the corner, springs off the middle rope of the

1983
02:17:33.680 --> 02:17:35.719
back elbow, and then he tries
again, does a kind of a pump

1984
02:17:35.760 --> 02:17:37.479
fake that leads up Bully to drop
down, and then he turns around into

1985
02:17:37.479 --> 02:17:41.479
a big right hand a Blacktop Bully
and they sat. Tony says he wasn't

1986
02:17:41.479 --> 02:17:45.159
sure what highway to use that time, and it says, boy, he

1987
02:17:45.239 --> 02:17:54.399
just hit him on the short route
there. Oh my god short route suplex

1988
02:17:54.440 --> 02:17:58.840
by Dustin for two sunset flip at
tempy Dustin Roads bully fights it off,

1989
02:18:00.000 --> 02:18:05.760
grab something to stop it, and
he grabs the ropes and then I don't

1990
02:18:05.840 --> 02:18:11.200
understand the mentality of this, but
Randy Anderson then kicks kicks Darzo's hands away.

1991
02:18:11.280 --> 02:18:13.239
Yeah, just like insert himself into
the match, do that he can

1992
02:18:13.399 --> 02:18:16.680
he can hold the ropes for that, Yes, not, you can,

1993
02:18:16.959 --> 02:18:20.680
Like, it's not it's not like
he's getting extra leverage. He's on the

1994
02:18:20.799 --> 02:18:24.399
defense, doesn't even get a big
pot. Well, so grabbing the fence

1995
02:18:24.440 --> 02:18:26.000
in mma, you can't. You
can't do something to prevent someone from executing

1996
02:18:26.000 --> 02:18:31.040
a legal move. Can't grab your
environment like that? Why not? People

1997
02:18:31.079 --> 02:18:35.319
do it all the time. And
it's true people. Yeah, like if

1998
02:18:35.360 --> 02:18:39.040
you try to sup like somebody they
grab the rope, they grab the rope

1999
02:18:39.159 --> 02:18:43.120
or whatever, you know, like
they there are a million things you use

2000
02:18:43.159 --> 02:18:46.399
the ropes for. He again,
he's not trying to get extra leverage.

2001
02:18:46.399 --> 02:18:50.639
He's not trying to pin Dustin Rose
and then holding the rope. He's he's

2002
02:18:50.680 --> 02:18:54.760
trying to prevent Roads from rolling him
up. Another bang up job from Randy

2003
02:18:54.799 --> 02:18:56.159
Anderson. Yeah, he's not having
a good night, and I'm usually on

2004
02:18:56.239 --> 02:19:00.399
Randy Anderson's side. It's a mild
response to that's supposed to be a pop

2005
02:19:00.479 --> 02:19:03.399
spot. No one gave a shit, No one because it's a stupid thing.

2006
02:19:03.239 --> 02:19:07.760
Again, there's no there's no basis
for him to do that. It's

2007
02:19:07.799 --> 02:19:15.280
not like a fucking you know,
uh like like he's doing a submission hold

2008
02:19:15.360 --> 02:19:18.399
on Dustin and then holding the ropes
for leverage. That's when you kick the

2009
02:19:18.520 --> 02:19:22.799
fucking hand away. Colonel goes over
to Dustin on the floor and Dustin walks

2010
02:19:22.879 --> 02:19:24.520
him down and catches Blacktop Bully,
trying to ambush him into the steps.

2011
02:19:24.559 --> 02:19:28.159
Goes Bully. Tony says, I
here a bell ringing somewhere. He then

2012
02:19:28.239 --> 02:19:31.559
says I'll answer it, or he
says answer it back in corner to corner

2013
02:19:31.559 --> 02:19:35.000
whip and Dustin Rhodes tries a monkey
flip, but Blacktup Bully holds onto the

2014
02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:39.200
rope, so Dustin rolls backwards and
Blacktop Bully fires out with the clothesline and

2015
02:19:39.319 --> 02:19:43.920
turns Dustin roads fully inside out that
Rakeishi spin bump yep for the business.

2016
02:19:43.040 --> 02:19:46.280
He says, come on, fill
your tank up, cover him, Yes,

2017
02:19:46.520 --> 02:19:50.600
Bully crawls to Dustin, gets two
and then Bully says to the referee,

2018
02:19:50.639 --> 02:19:52.959
what about three? Tony says,
well, you're right, that comes

2019
02:19:52.000 --> 02:19:58.879
after two and here he didn't.
He didn't gives him some very very good

2020
02:19:58.879 --> 02:20:03.040
advice as what to do next.
One two doft it kicks out into Now

2021
02:20:03.079 --> 02:20:07.479
you gotta pull those legs up and
hook him or the type your feel on

2022
02:20:07.520 --> 02:20:09.399
the rope for. Do something.
H him with a brick, something,

2023
02:20:11.440 --> 02:20:13.440
hit him with a brick? You
agree with me? No, I don't

2024
02:20:15.680 --> 02:20:18.000
hitting what you said? Where did
you come up with that one? I

2025
02:20:18.040 --> 02:20:20.239
heard that from you. That's wrong
with you. I heard that from you?

2026
02:20:24.440 --> 02:20:28.840
Hit him with a brick? You
agree? Like, what are you

2027
02:20:28.920 --> 02:20:33.399
fucking? What do you when?
When? When when he ables to fuck

2028
02:20:33.200 --> 02:20:37.120
that on a chavon? It's just
so great, it's so great I learn

2029
02:20:37.200 --> 02:20:45.120
from you. You just said it. Ah heenen the picture's face right now,

2030
02:20:45.680 --> 02:20:48.520
like his oblivious face, like pretending
to be in control and he's not.

2031
02:20:50.399 --> 02:20:52.719
Yeah, like when you fucking couldn't
stand up, Like I think it's

2032
02:20:52.879 --> 02:20:56.280
I think it's star K ninety four
and he's like the best thing the rock

2033
02:20:56.479 --> 02:20:58.920
papers and ship and like just you
know, he he stands up in the

2034
02:21:00.079 --> 02:21:07.120
sheer falls so good, so awesome, It's so incredible, he even flustered.

2035
02:21:07.239 --> 02:21:09.440
Is one of the core. It's
one of the great pieces of art

2036
02:21:09.639 --> 02:21:13.639
in the wrestling, in the in
the history of wrestling. He's just Heenan.

2037
02:21:15.120 --> 02:21:18.959
You know, it's like his face. Take me there, I want

2038
02:21:20.000 --> 02:21:22.479
to stay there forever. Yep,
yep, God, he was so great.

2039
02:21:24.479 --> 02:21:26.120
So Dustin launched the floor. Colonel
Parker gets some stomps in with the

2040
02:21:26.200 --> 02:21:30.280
loafers, and he says he's getting
the dust off his shoes. Bullye with

2041
02:21:30.360 --> 02:21:35.479
these grotesque driving boots, these brown
shoes under black pants. Dustin fighting up

2042
02:21:35.479 --> 02:21:39.719
from his knees back suplex by Darso
gets too. He said, guys,

2043
02:21:41.280 --> 02:21:45.200
he is grotesque, just in general. Absolutely. Heenan said, hit him

2044
02:21:45.200 --> 02:21:46.840
with a brick. Yep. Tony
says, hit with a brick. Okay.

2045
02:21:48.479 --> 02:21:52.239
He says, blacktop bull. He
doesn't pass when he doesn't have to.

2046
02:21:52.639 --> 02:21:54.760
He just runs you right off the
road. Okay. Tony says he

2047
02:21:54.760 --> 02:22:01.079
doesn't believe he represents the great.
He does pass gas quite frequently. Sony

2048
02:22:01.120 --> 02:22:03.440
says he doesn't believe he represents the
great. Truck drivers everywhere. Heenan says,

2049
02:22:03.479 --> 02:22:07.559
no, he doesn't. His hands
are cleaned. Dustin misses the crossbody

2050
02:22:07.600 --> 02:22:11.079
on the run and spills out under
the bottom rope like he used to do

2051
02:22:11.120 --> 02:22:13.959
the bury Windham spot yep, and
across the steps even for a particularly nasty

2052
02:22:15.079 --> 02:22:18.040
ride to the outside for the natural
I see the steps are two traditional sets

2053
02:22:18.040 --> 02:22:22.200
of stairs pushed together. I only
realize this now interesting. I didn't even

2054
02:22:22.200 --> 02:22:26.000
notice that. I wonder why the
hell they wanted to put the stairs there

2055
02:22:26.040 --> 02:22:28.840
instead of the corner of the ring
like everybody else. But to their each

2056
02:22:28.879 --> 02:22:31.040
of their own Headen says, you
know what happens when you kick a roads

2057
02:22:31.040 --> 02:22:37.159
in the head. Nothing Rose grabs
an ankle and whacks the leg into the

2058
02:22:37.200 --> 02:22:39.120
post and back end roads missus nailbow
drop, Heenen says, come on,

2059
02:22:39.200 --> 02:22:41.920
Bully, make him validate that parking
ticket. Does he think Bully is a

2060
02:22:43.040 --> 02:22:46.360
meter maid? Does he realize is
he an interstate trucker? A boss man

2061
02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:52.719
used to be a meter made according
to uh heenan believe with a snapprickle suplex

2062
02:22:52.799 --> 02:22:54.719
middle rope leaps into a falling dust
and clothes line dust kind hulks up just

2063
02:22:54.760 --> 02:22:58.840
a little bit, whipping a backdrop
pulls Bully's shirt over his head and slugs

2064
02:22:58.840 --> 02:23:01.879
away to absolutely no respet bonds.
Yeah the crowd, that's right, that's

2065
02:23:01.879 --> 02:23:05.840
about right I do. Let's see
the problem Dustin inverted atomic drop. Bully

2066
02:23:05.920 --> 02:23:09.319
turns around literally defeated Dustin scores,
but Colonel puts the leg on the ropes

2067
02:23:09.319 --> 02:23:11.959
on the cover. Dustin grabs Colonel
Heen is like, where are you meng

2068
02:23:11.360 --> 02:23:16.559
being sequestered right now is where he
is? So Dustin's going to suplex Parker

2069
02:23:16.600 --> 02:23:18.559
into the ring, and he does. It's at this point that Bully shirtless

2070
02:23:18.680 --> 02:23:22.280
misses a lunge at Dustin on the
apron and they slug it out and then

2071
02:23:22.319 --> 02:23:26.879
Dustin supplex is Darso outside in but
falls before Parker even grabs his ankle.

2072
02:23:26.680 --> 02:23:31.159
But sure enough, Darcel falls in
a cross body across Dustin. Colonel Parker

2073
02:23:31.200 --> 02:23:37.879
grabs Dustin's ankle from the outside.
One two and three sixteen minutes yep and

2074
02:23:37.040 --> 02:23:41.000
ten seconds is how long it took
for the Blacktop Bully to defeat Dustin roads

2075
02:23:41.159 --> 02:23:48.040
Again, I don't understand sixteen minutes. Why they're giving these these matches this

2076
02:23:48.319 --> 02:23:52.000
long time. It doesn't really work
for me, and did work for the

2077
02:23:52.079 --> 02:23:56.239
office either, at least when they
rematch the next month from Dustin Rhodes's book

2078
02:23:56.280 --> 02:23:58.079
Crossroads. Mike Graham, who was
an agent, and I drove back to

2079
02:23:58.120 --> 02:24:01.399
Atlanta together. This is after the
uncensored match. The next month. It

2080
02:24:01.520 --> 02:24:03.799
was just another routine day at the
office. The next day Mike called and

2081
02:24:03.840 --> 02:24:07.520
said they'd let him go. Be
prepared, Dustin, because you're probably going

2082
02:24:07.559 --> 02:24:09.719
to get a call too. Sure
enough, the call came. There were

2083
02:24:09.760 --> 02:24:11.840
a lot of people coming into the
company at the time, some of them

2084
02:24:11.879 --> 02:24:13.959
with huge salaries. I've always thought
they trumped up the whole thing so they

2085
02:24:13.959 --> 02:24:18.239
could move some money around and take
care of some other people. I never

2086
02:24:18.280 --> 02:24:20.559
would have done something that I knew
to be against company policy. I'm a

2087
02:24:20.600 --> 02:24:22.000
businessman. First, I told Eric
I did what I was told to do.

2088
02:24:22.319 --> 02:24:24.600
I brought up the fact that our
bookings sheets made clear we were supposed

2089
02:24:24.600 --> 02:24:28.399
to follow any directions by the agents, which included, in Mike Gram's case,

2090
02:24:28.680 --> 02:24:31.280
suggesting they get color. I told
him a call had been made,

2091
02:24:31.440 --> 02:24:33.879
but Eric didn't bend. We've got
to let you go, Dustin. I

2092
02:24:33.000 --> 02:24:35.639
was making a good salary at the
time. I could have taken legal action,

2093
02:24:35.799 --> 02:24:37.760
but that would have just cost me
time and money. I don't know

2094
02:24:37.799 --> 02:24:39.879
what I was doing one way or
another at that point, so I just

2095
02:24:41.040 --> 02:24:43.639
let it set. So it turned
out that was the best decision I could

2096
02:24:43.680 --> 02:24:46.120
have made, because Eric took care
of me down the road, and that

2097
02:24:46.239 --> 02:24:48.920
moment, nothing about the future mattered. My life was starting to spin a

2098
02:24:48.959 --> 02:24:50.799
little faster than I could control.
But against all odds and reason, the

2099
02:24:50.840 --> 02:24:54.079
best time of my career was read
around the corner, gold Dust Boss,

2100
02:24:56.280 --> 02:25:01.200
It's made possible. That's right there, hand there. Hogan's just like throwing

2101
02:25:01.559 --> 02:25:07.159
money off the fucking boat. Yes, Austin Foley, gold Dust he is.

2102
02:25:07.360 --> 02:25:13.760
He is handing the w what it
needs to evolve into the next totally.

2103
02:25:15.760 --> 02:25:16.680
And I'll have a chip on their
shoulder too, because how they were

2104
02:25:16.719 --> 02:25:22.799
treated to WCW YEP Pillman and the
fans are receptive to it because they see

2105
02:25:22.959 --> 02:25:26.760
with their own two eyes what's happening. A replay shows that colonel put the

2106
02:25:26.799 --> 02:25:28.760
foot of the rope and Tony's like, what's that? And he was like,

2107
02:25:28.799 --> 02:25:31.520
well, I'll talk to the colonel, not to me. Tony says,

2108
02:25:31.559 --> 02:25:35.559
since Starkad there's been tight security when
it comes to Hogan Invader, and

2109
02:25:35.680 --> 02:25:37.159
he says, Vader has left the
dressing room and is storming up down the

2110
02:25:37.200 --> 02:25:41.040
hallway, and we want flair chance
to start to break out to Gene now

2111
02:25:41.079 --> 02:25:46.000
with Vader. Gene conducting this very
reluctantly with a great degree of trepidation backstage,

2112
02:25:46.079 --> 02:25:50.639
because a chair is flying across the
camera as Vader is screaming and growling.

2113
02:25:50.719 --> 02:25:56.280
What time is it? Eight A
time? Bowler, Colorado, the

2114
02:25:56.319 --> 02:26:00.959
whole world? You got it?
No, I don't have it? All

2115
02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:05.559
right, he says, Jesse Allen
and Boulder, Colorado and the whole wide

2116
02:26:05.639 --> 02:26:07.239
world. Tell me and let me
hear you. What time is it?

2117
02:26:07.399 --> 02:26:11.079
Yeah, yeah, yellow a time? It is the time for Vada.

2118
02:26:11.159 --> 02:26:16.399
Hogan. You can run no more, you can hide no further because the

2119
02:26:16.479 --> 02:26:18.719
demon is upon you. The demon
is fear, and you're looking at the

2120
02:26:18.799 --> 02:26:24.760
demon, brother Gene. What about
the Limo who is in there grabs him?

2121
02:26:24.159 --> 02:26:30.520
Does it really matter? What Hogan
matters is Hogan wasn't in it?

2122
02:26:30.959 --> 02:26:33.520
Not that Limo, Vader. He's
not talking about that one. He's talking

2123
02:26:33.559 --> 02:26:35.600
about the other one. Hogan says, I would have ended this right here,

2124
02:26:35.760 --> 02:26:37.799
my vision, my dream, if
you will, in front of thousands

2125
02:26:37.799 --> 02:26:41.159
and thousands and millions and millions on
TV. It's me to look down at

2126
02:26:41.200 --> 02:26:43.760
a broken and bloody hulk Hogan,
and I ask who is the man?

2127
02:26:45.239 --> 02:26:50.200
And all of your out of your
own two lips, I can hear you

2128
02:26:50.319 --> 02:26:52.520
say, Vader, you're the man. So Gene is screaming to wrap it

2129
02:26:52.600 --> 02:26:56.280
up head on. That's super brawl. This man is nutsing. He and

2130
02:26:56.360 --> 02:26:58.799
it says, I'll tell you why
we haven't heard from Hogan. He's someplaces

2131
02:27:00.239 --> 02:27:03.559
on hands and knees. Please keep
Vader away from me, Tony said.

2132
02:27:03.079 --> 02:27:07.280
Tony brings up a very very curious
question. I went listened to this question.

2133
02:27:09.079 --> 02:27:11.600
It's the burning question, and uh, I want to hear hear what

2134
02:27:11.760 --> 02:27:16.239
he says here. There's a burnie
question. When Vader got out of the

2135
02:27:16.280 --> 02:27:18.920
limousine or before he did, we
saw blonde hair, We saw there was

2136
02:27:18.959 --> 02:27:26.680
a lady. Was that Rick Flair
invader's limousine? So he thinks Rick Flair

2137
02:27:26.760 --> 02:27:28.159
is a lady? I think so. I mean it's a prettie question.

2138
02:27:28.680 --> 02:27:33.040
When Vader got out of the limousine
or before he did, we saw blonde

2139
02:27:33.120 --> 02:27:37.520
hair, we saw there was a
lady. Was that Rick Flair Invader's limousine.

2140
02:27:39.239 --> 02:27:43.559
This masterful storytelling is what god.
Jean's in the aisle. Now,

2141
02:27:43.719 --> 02:27:48.040
this man is he not aware of
how grammar works and that, you know

2142
02:27:48.559 --> 02:27:54.399
the the last thing that you say
kind of is what you're referencing the you

2143
02:27:54.479 --> 02:27:58.680
know, like it just that does
not work. But whatever, whatever,

2144
02:28:00.040 --> 02:28:03.360
over whatever, Anthony, We're gonna
get an answer from the man right now

2145
02:28:03.399 --> 02:28:05.959
because Gene is in the isle away. But first we're talking about Vader.

2146
02:28:05.000 --> 02:28:07.799
He says, this man is an
absolute nutcase. Can't remember being that nervous

2147
02:28:07.840 --> 02:28:13.079
before, well, perhaps my last
appointment with a proctologist. It goes Gene

2148
02:28:13.079 --> 02:28:16.399
again, talking to your dad.
Yep, that's right, my guest at

2149
02:28:16.440 --> 02:28:20.280
this time, and here comes Nah. I you know I didn't I didn't

2150
02:28:20.399 --> 02:28:24.120
record this promo. I didn't think
it was that interesting. Oh it isn't

2151
02:28:24.120 --> 02:28:26.239
so much to say. He doesn't
really have much to say. I usually

2152
02:28:26.280 --> 02:28:30.799
am always I was ready because I
always take flair promos. But I was

2153
02:28:30.840 --> 02:28:33.920
like, you know, he doesn't
it's not that interesting. Why we was

2154
02:28:33.959 --> 02:28:37.600
that you in Vader's limo? Now? Why would I be in Vader's limo?

2155
02:28:37.719 --> 02:28:39.840
That's not a note, Gene.
I came to Baltimore for the party.

2156
02:28:41.239 --> 02:28:43.440
He didn't mention Sabatino's, but I
know he was thinking about it absolutely.

2157
02:28:43.719 --> 02:28:46.440
I saw Dusty back there, and
remember the nights we were sold out.

2158
02:28:46.479 --> 02:28:50.120
We drove Baltimore crazy. I sold
that wouldn't be for another couple of

2159
02:28:50.200 --> 02:28:54.120
years. I'm here because WW,
so what's happening? We even got the

2160
02:28:54.120 --> 02:28:58.959
matro man in WW the Stinger driving
a wild and big hul Cogan maybe his

2161
02:28:58.120 --> 02:29:01.639
last walk tonight that gets around a
booze. That's why Hogan's nowhere to be

2162
02:29:01.680 --> 02:29:05.239
seen. Flair says he's going to
be sitting down there in the front row.

2163
02:29:05.319 --> 02:29:07.520
Five the best looking women in this
town has to offer. So I

2164
02:29:07.559 --> 02:29:09.639
guess they don't even have five good
looking women. That's what I could take

2165
02:29:09.639 --> 02:29:13.920
away from that. Where did you
get the woman? He talks right past

2166
02:29:13.959 --> 02:29:16.639
that question. After the show,
the party at the Marriotte all night long,

2167
02:29:16.920 --> 02:29:20.000
so still trying to pull that old
Ric Flair card of getting people to

2168
02:29:20.000 --> 02:29:22.879
show up at the hotel after the
show. Of course, Jean says he

2169
02:29:24.000 --> 02:29:26.760
knows the manager. I know the
manager over there, and I don't want

2170
02:29:26.760 --> 02:29:31.040
you to start anything. Oh fucking
g Gordon Lidley, for fock's sake,

2171
02:29:31.120 --> 02:29:35.520
you know, that's a good one. Can you imagine like the picture of

2172
02:29:37.040 --> 02:29:39.760
the manager of the Baltimore Marriott and
jean that's up in the office you know,

2173
02:29:41.479 --> 02:29:43.239
of course, the back office where
the work the staff clock's in,

2174
02:29:43.399 --> 02:29:48.520
you know, yeah, yeah.
Flair then walks down the aisle. There's

2175
02:29:48.520 --> 02:29:50.920
like a picture too of like,
you know, him with the manager like

2176
02:29:50.959 --> 02:29:54.840
a big smiles like eh. So
that's the extent of Jeanie's ability to get

2177
02:29:54.840 --> 02:29:56.840
down to the bottom of it.
He asks Rick Flair if he's in the

2178
02:29:56.879 --> 02:29:58.920
limo. Flair says, now,
why would I be in the limo,

2179
02:30:00.120 --> 02:30:03.920
leaves it at that and makes his
way down to ringside. Flair takes a

2180
02:30:03.920 --> 02:30:05.200
seat in the front row, turns
around and jaws a bit with a guy

2181
02:30:05.280 --> 02:30:09.239
behind him, big smile on his
face, having lots of fun. And

2182
02:30:09.319 --> 02:30:11.760
here comes Earthquake. I mean the
avalanche. You could tell. You can

2183
02:30:11.840 --> 02:30:13.719
forgive me boss, considering the songs
are identical. Oh my god, I

2184
02:30:13.799 --> 02:30:18.799
mean there's no difference anyway. Like
he literally is Earthquake, just because they

2185
02:30:18.799 --> 02:30:22.600
give him a different name because they
needed another natural disaster that that wasn't copyrighted

2186
02:30:22.680 --> 02:30:24.079
for John Tenta and the WWE,
and they got on him about that,

2187
02:30:24.200 --> 02:30:28.000
so they turned him into the Shark, which was just incredible. So from

2188
02:30:28.040 --> 02:30:33.120
Mount and then he was just John
Tenta from Mount Everest, Washington. There

2189
02:30:33.159 --> 02:30:37.040
isn't even a Mount Everest, Washington. No Mount Everest Washington. What the

2190
02:30:37.159 --> 02:30:41.280
fuck talk about Everett, Mount Everett, Washington. I don't know what they're

2191
02:30:41.319 --> 02:30:46.200
doing here. From Cobb County,
Corn Cobb County is big bubbad, close

2192
02:30:46.239 --> 02:30:52.319
to half a ton between these two. And it's sting and it's Pernerner sting

2193
02:30:54.040 --> 02:31:03.600
Man called stage the man called what
exactly man called sting at it. He's

2194
02:31:03.639 --> 02:31:09.079
a man, he's called right,
He's big as a mate, He's quick

2195
02:31:09.159 --> 02:31:13.760
as a cat. He's big as
a mate. That is what a thing

2196
02:31:13.799 --> 02:31:18.280
to say. Someone is big ass. So the sizzlers go off as he

2197
02:31:18.319 --> 02:31:22.680
steps out a reference Thinger winning the
w W world title in nineteen ninety and

2198
02:31:22.680 --> 02:31:26.120
this very building from Rick Flair yep, and we get kind of a MIDI

2199
02:31:26.239 --> 02:31:31.120
version of Savage's music. It's it's
almost like an AI generated version of the

2200
02:31:31.399 --> 02:31:35.520
graduation song. Well, he also
like because if I remember correctly too,

2201
02:31:35.600 --> 02:31:43.280
it's a it's a different version than
what he usually had used to be usually

2202
02:31:43.360 --> 02:31:50.680
done no no, no, no, no, no no no no with

2203
02:31:50.840 --> 02:31:54.840
the with the guitar actric guitar right, I don't recall him having this more

2204
02:31:56.399 --> 02:32:01.479
you know, traditional but synthetic version
of the song. Tony says, ninety

2205
02:32:01.479 --> 02:32:03.479
five is off and running, and
this is where the stars are is Rady

2206
02:32:03.520 --> 02:32:07.280
Savage makes his way to the ring
for his first w CW pay per view

2207
02:32:07.280 --> 02:32:11.840
match. Not for that shit sting
and Savage Avalanche and Bubba fuck that tent

2208
02:32:11.959 --> 02:32:16.920
his favorite sauce Avo Ranch. They
show great Mooda in the crowd with no

2209
02:32:18.040 --> 02:32:22.120
paint on and Sonny Ono with sunglasses. You know what, you know what

2210
02:32:22.280 --> 02:32:31.120
Bubba's favorite chain is what big Bubba
Gump? Oh fucking hell ah so mooda

2211
02:32:31.120 --> 02:32:33.079
in the crowd with no paint on, Sonny on and sunglasses and and Roy

2212
02:32:33.200 --> 02:32:35.000
Rogers for that matter. I was
gonna say, I was gonna go for

2213
02:32:35.079 --> 02:32:37.799
that big Bubba Gump and Roy Rogers. That's where he likes to eat.

2214
02:32:39.000 --> 02:32:46.920
So there's mood up with Sonny and
other assorted yakuza. Tony says, you'll

2215
02:32:46.959 --> 02:32:50.399
see top stars in WCW. Heenan
says, plus you'll see sixty to seventy

2216
02:32:50.479 --> 02:32:54.239
other stars sitting ringside. Yeah,
I see two, but okay, so

2217
02:32:54.399 --> 02:32:56.719
a Tenton Sting started out first,
lock up, push off Sting to the

2218
02:32:56.760 --> 02:33:01.399
corner and tent to flexes. It
was pretty fascinating to see these WWF guys

2219
02:33:01.440 --> 02:33:03.239
in the mix with Sting. I
know, right, he's the one who

2220
02:33:03.280 --> 02:33:05.360
can't be knocked down a peg and
put out of the picture. He will

2221
02:33:05.399 --> 02:33:09.200
grapple with the Hogan crew, tent
to with forearms in the corner to the

2222
02:33:09.239 --> 02:33:11.680
body. Now corner to corner,
Sting fires out with the clothesline, tend

2223
02:33:11.719 --> 02:33:15.239
to still standing, and then another
is still standing in a drop kick and

2224
02:33:15.280 --> 02:33:18.079
tent to stumbles into the ropes,
at which point there's another lariat, but

2225
02:33:18.120 --> 02:33:20.920
no Bubba grabsting from the apron to
slow that down. Savage comes in lunging

2226
02:33:20.920 --> 02:33:24.479
and Nick Patrick cuts him off as
Bubba in tend to double team Stinger in

2227
02:33:24.559 --> 02:33:26.799
the corner. Bubba in now as
he drops Sting with the right hand.

2228
02:33:26.719 --> 02:33:37.360
And let's see just one of those
amazing guys you know where you can't you

2229
02:33:37.559 --> 02:33:43.479
really can't boo him unless he's playing
a heel character, right, you know

2230
02:33:43.920 --> 02:33:46.959
he's and he's like stinging that way
where you don't you don't ever find yourself

2231
02:33:48.040 --> 02:33:50.799
wanting to boosting. No, he
just exudes babyface charisma. Yeah, and

2232
02:33:52.079 --> 02:33:54.959
in a good way, and not
in a way that drives you crazy,

2233
02:33:54.079 --> 02:33:58.280
like you know, the way that
accounts for why he had such a long

2234
02:33:58.319 --> 02:34:01.319
career. Honestly, yep, yep. Believable when you think about it,

2235
02:34:01.440 --> 02:34:05.040
like the fact that he just retired, it's unbelievable. And and how much

2236
02:34:05.280 --> 02:34:07.120
you know, everyone came around to
like, no, this guy's a Hall

2237
02:34:07.159 --> 02:34:09.799
of famer, absolutely is, like
you know, the one he's on top

2238
02:34:09.879 --> 02:34:13.399
in WSW, there was very little
to point too that he was doing particularly

2239
02:34:13.440 --> 02:34:18.399
well and that they probably you know, mis miscast him or misplayed him over

2240
02:34:18.479 --> 02:34:20.479
time. And the w W,
you know, the crowsting didn't go well.

2241
02:34:20.520 --> 02:34:22.879
It could have been massive. He
was obviously a huge attraction for a

2242
02:34:22.920 --> 02:34:26.520
short period of time, but just
as quickly the life was sucked out of

2243
02:34:26.520 --> 02:34:28.399
it. Dude, a poor decision
making him not having a TAN or whatever.

2244
02:34:28.520 --> 02:34:31.559
But now when you realize what he
was able to do and show that

2245
02:34:31.639 --> 02:34:37.159
he could do in TNA, in
WWE and too much greater green a W,

2246
02:34:37.399 --> 02:34:39.600
it's like, no, this is
too much longevity, that's too much

2247
02:34:39.600 --> 02:34:41.479
of a connection with the fans.
It's too much effort. Think about it

2248
02:34:41.559 --> 02:34:50.959
too. He's had eighties, nineties, two thousand's, twenty tens, twenty

2249
02:34:50.040 --> 02:34:54.360
twenties. He's had a five decade
career, and you know, in those

2250
02:34:54.399 --> 02:34:58.760
early days surfacing an amazing worker.
Yes, those matches with Vader. Are

2251
02:34:58.760 --> 02:35:03.200
you fucking kidding me? He is
only one decade away from Terry Funk.

2252
02:35:03.840 --> 02:35:09.040
Wow, all right, we're talking
about a guy who, and not only

2253
02:35:09.120 --> 02:35:15.280
that, like and unlike unlike Terry
Funk, he was able to maintain oh

2254
02:35:15.360 --> 02:35:20.760
yeahticism in an incredible uncanny way.
It's really unfair how well he still moved

2255
02:35:20.760 --> 02:35:26.840
around the ring. It really is
at the tail end. So you know,

2256
02:35:26.879 --> 02:35:28.120
he had to wear a full bodysuit. But whatever, it's fine.

2257
02:35:28.239 --> 02:35:31.120
Sure, I mean, look,
you know you gotta wear baggy T shirt

2258
02:35:31.200 --> 02:35:35.840
tucked in or whatever, hung sleeve. Oh used to dressed like he was

2259
02:35:35.879 --> 02:35:39.920
a stuntman about to light himself on
fire. So Bobby and Tony go back

2260
02:35:39.920 --> 02:35:43.440
and forth somehow, and Bobby says, you scolding me, questioning me,

2261
02:35:43.520 --> 02:35:46.719
and Tony says, I'm sure I'm
not the only one. Tonight Bob is

2262
02:35:46.760 --> 02:35:48.680
tripped on the top and crouched by
Savage and Sting comes with a big time

2263
02:35:48.719 --> 02:35:52.479
superplex and they go nuts for Big
Bubba taking the ride. Yes, yeah,

2264
02:35:52.840 --> 02:35:56.479
oh yeah, they like of any
nine Hogan there. Oh yeah,

2265
02:35:56.520 --> 02:36:00.280
Big Bubba take it. A super
plex from a big time baby faces always

2266
02:36:00.319 --> 02:36:03.680
money. So they ping pung Bubba
back and forth between Sting and Savage,

2267
02:36:03.680 --> 02:36:05.399
and Bubba's hanging in the ropes like
Terry Funk. He's doing a total Terry

2268
02:36:05.399 --> 02:36:09.159
Funk sell job in the ropes.
Yeah, sitting on the middle, grab

2269
02:36:09.280 --> 02:36:11.600
in the top, staying with the
running right hands and Bubba to the floor

2270
02:36:11.639 --> 02:36:13.959
and Savage climbs and it's patting a
double x haandle on the floor and they

2271
02:36:13.959 --> 02:36:16.440
go nuts for that, Yes they
do. Tony says, Machu Man never

2272
02:36:16.479 --> 02:36:18.920
look better physeiqu wise, and he
says he's always like that, when,

2273
02:36:18.959 --> 02:36:20.959
of course he was not for years. At the tail end of his WW

2274
02:36:22.120 --> 02:36:24.200
front, they kind of his glare, nodding away at what's happening. Yes.

2275
02:36:24.520 --> 02:36:28.200
He then calls him the thing that
stirs the drink, and Tony says

2276
02:36:28.239 --> 02:36:31.680
the thing, the thing, the
thing, and he says the straw.

2277
02:36:31.760 --> 02:36:33.719
I'm sorry, I'm excited, Tony
says. He that stirs the drink.

2278
02:36:33.799 --> 02:36:37.280
That's awesome, would you quit mumbling, Tony says, Savage and Bubba now

2279
02:36:37.479 --> 02:36:41.600
mixing it up. Savage was inviting
Wick Flair to get in the ring apparently,

2280
02:36:41.719 --> 02:36:43.760
and Tony says he's retired officially,
he signed the agreement and Halloween havoc,

2281
02:36:43.799 --> 02:36:48.600
he's not a participant. Mmmm.
Bubba shoots him in the ring in

2282
02:36:48.639 --> 02:36:50.879
Savage ducks in a sunset flip and
Bubba tries to sit down on Rady Savage

2283
02:36:50.920 --> 02:36:54.440
but misses the Savage gets out of
the way, running nee from the macho

2284
02:36:54.479 --> 02:36:56.479
man to the back of Bubba,
sends him into the corner and then a

2285
02:36:56.600 --> 02:37:00.680
roll up one two and Bubba takes
a big bump after kicking out of the

2286
02:37:00.760 --> 02:37:03.719
roll up. Savage then slaps tent
To right in the face. So awesome,

2287
02:37:03.040 --> 02:37:05.520
Oh god, right in the middle
of all this rustling, he just

2288
02:37:05.639 --> 02:37:09.799
slaps John Tento. What the fuck? Yep? And then ten to steps

2289
02:37:09.840 --> 02:37:16.000
in and shoves him, and then
he slaps him again. So great intent

2290
02:37:16.120 --> 02:37:20.319
to so Pisty jumps into the lock
up like he used to do, shoves

2291
02:37:20.360 --> 02:37:22.760
down Savage, and Savage tries to
body slam Avalanche. They get him up

2292
02:37:22.760 --> 02:37:24.920
for a second, potent To crashes
down on top of him for two.

2293
02:37:26.600 --> 02:37:30.520
He didn't scream spin on him.
Tony says, we've got children watching this.

2294
02:37:30.600 --> 02:37:35.719
You don't want to teach them bad
habits. It's very bizarre. Tend

2295
02:37:35.760 --> 02:37:37.520
to missus a corner charge. He's
hammocked on the top and then Savage and

2296
02:37:37.559 --> 02:37:41.360
Sting take turns punning him in the
stomach. Sting then targets the leg of

2297
02:37:41.399 --> 02:37:43.920
Avalanche and a chop block to a
big pop. They'd like to see him

2298
02:37:43.200 --> 02:37:46.040
chop down the tree as he goes
with the scorpion deathlock, and they're up

2299
02:37:46.040 --> 02:37:48.879
out of their seats for this,
putting the scorpion deathlock on a man of

2300
02:37:48.920 --> 02:37:52.280
that size. Savage cuts off Big
Bubba and leaps into his arms like almost

2301
02:37:52.280 --> 02:37:58.000
like a Hurrican Rana. He jumps
up with his legs on Bubb's shoulders and

2302
02:37:58.040 --> 02:38:01.360
punches him in the head. Pure
fall. Four brawl breaks out. Sting

2303
02:38:01.399 --> 02:38:03.799
splashes Big bub in the corner to
a pop, and then John tent as

2304
02:38:03.840 --> 02:38:05.520
well. You know when Sting lands
at the finger splash, it's always a

2305
02:38:05.520 --> 02:38:09.760
big hoo moment is Sting then leaps
for tent to and gets yanked out of

2306
02:38:09.799 --> 02:38:13.639
mid air and slammed with the canvas. Flair is now on his feet at

2307
02:38:13.680 --> 02:38:16.879
ringside, pointing and tating Randy Savage, and Savage is right on Flair pointing

2308
02:38:16.920 --> 02:38:18.559
at him. There's a security guy
who's supposed to get between them. He's

2309
02:38:18.559 --> 02:38:22.000
smiling and laughing. So Savage literally
has to grab the security guy and pull

2310
02:38:22.079 --> 02:38:26.600
him between him and Flair to give
him a cover for not attacking Rick.

2311
02:38:26.760 --> 02:38:30.920
What the fuck is like? Guy's
like, oh, okay, all right,

2312
02:38:31.000 --> 02:38:33.639
dude, whatever tend to drops an
elbow and sting in the ring,

2313
02:38:33.760 --> 02:38:37.120
and you know just what an accelerant
to things Randy Savage was like. You

2314
02:38:37.159 --> 02:38:41.639
see him in action here. He
just has so much chaos and activity.

2315
02:38:43.079 --> 02:38:50.280
He's phenomenal. He's he's he's everywhere. It's absolutely amazing. Every moment is

2316
02:38:50.319 --> 02:38:54.600
critical, you know, yes,
corner to corner on the whip and ten

2317
02:38:54.680 --> 02:38:56.920
to misses a corner, splash and
sting lifts and body slams avalanche. No

2318
02:38:58.000 --> 02:39:00.840
real drama to the slam. He
just does it. No, not at

2319
02:39:00.840 --> 02:39:01.680
all. You know, it just
kind of happens, and you know what,

2320
02:39:01.879 --> 02:39:05.159
it works. It works, but
it doesn't work as well as it

2321
02:39:05.200 --> 02:39:09.040
could have. Fine, but it
works, but it works. Bubba punch

2322
02:39:09.079 --> 02:39:15.440
a Sting who collapses on a tent
his dick and his big Canadian dick av

2323
02:39:15.479 --> 02:39:18.559
a lunch is more like it,
and that's exactly right. And then a

2324
02:39:18.799 --> 02:39:22.120
Savage goes up top off the hot
tag in a double X clothes line,

2325
02:39:22.159 --> 02:39:26.040
taking down both heels. Pier four
brawl once again as Savage slams Bubba Sting

2326
02:39:26.120 --> 02:39:28.879
is mounted in the corner on Tenton. Savage climbs and scores with the top

2327
02:39:30.000 --> 02:39:33.120
row bilbow drop tent to lands and
his ass. For no reason, he

2328
02:39:33.239 --> 02:39:35.440
just gets up and then falls back
down. Savage covers the wrong man,

2329
02:39:35.520 --> 02:39:39.840
so they have that moment where there's
no count. Sting then climbs the ropes

2330
02:39:39.840 --> 02:39:43.719
as Nick Patrick admonishes Randy Savage.
Sting then clumsily does a flying clothes line

2331
02:39:43.760 --> 02:39:46.200
to tent to who's supposed to trip
over Big Bubba rogers back. It doesn't

2332
02:39:46.239 --> 02:39:50.440
quite come off cleanly. People weren't
in position you could tell. No,

2333
02:39:50.559 --> 02:39:54.079
I definitely the match definitely fell apart. He actually was a pretty solid match.

2334
02:39:54.200 --> 02:39:58.120
Oh yeah, the very end when
it just kind of like no one

2335
02:39:58.200 --> 02:40:01.719
knew where the fuck they were or
right who they were supposed to be with

2336
02:40:01.879 --> 02:40:05.920
it, just that one's waiting for
someone else to do something right, but

2337
02:40:05.000 --> 02:40:07.760
it falls into place. Sting crossbody
on Avalanche for the one two, three,

2338
02:40:07.879 --> 02:40:11.600
ten minutes, eighteen seconds, Stinging
the macho Man defeat Big Bubba Rogers

2339
02:40:11.600 --> 02:40:16.360
an Avalanche here at Super Bowl five. Yes they do, and uh Savage

2340
02:40:16.399 --> 02:40:20.680
is back in Flair's face at ringside. The security guy who's basically in the

2341
02:40:20.719 --> 02:40:26.840
same shape as as Reginald Bell Johnson
somehow preventing Randy Savage from getting to brick

2342
02:40:26.879 --> 02:40:31.840
Flair. So it's Tony and Bobby. Bobby talking with his hands and Tony

2343
02:40:31.879 --> 02:40:35.239
maxine his hand gestures and gives him
nothing. And option two to talk to

2344
02:40:35.239 --> 02:40:37.520
your favorite wrestlers. By the way, they're taking your phone calls as we

2345
02:40:37.600 --> 02:40:43.079
speak. And they cut to Stevie
Ray and looks like Sherry and she has

2346
02:40:43.120 --> 02:40:46.520
the headset on and Stevie has the
receiver and Bookers just standing there with his

2347
02:40:46.600 --> 02:40:50.479
belt. Jesus, yeah, exactly. Do you have any burning questions for

2348
02:40:50.559 --> 02:40:58.200
Harlem heat Um, No, I
don't Option zero for you, that's right

2349
02:40:58.280 --> 02:41:03.760
option Heenan rises from his seat back
in the announced position, screaming at Hogan,

2350
02:41:03.840 --> 02:41:05.879
come out, quit hiding. I
don't know what he's looking at.

2351
02:41:05.959 --> 02:41:09.680
He's screaming at somebody, get out
from under the bed and quit hiding.

2352
02:41:09.120 --> 02:41:13.520
See, I like I there is
something, there's something wonderful. And and

2353
02:41:15.159 --> 02:41:20.280
Heenan was the best at this at
really selling the end of Hulkamania. You

2354
02:41:20.399 --> 02:41:24.680
know, that's what he was always
talking about, how this was gonna be

2355
02:41:24.760 --> 02:41:28.399
it. He was great at that. Hulkamania is done, It's gone.

2356
02:41:28.600 --> 02:41:31.120
It's gonna be done because he's such
a dip shit and such an idiot,

2357
02:41:31.159 --> 02:41:35.600
Hogan, And that's why it was. That's why it didn't bother me at

2358
02:41:35.600 --> 02:41:37.559
all. When at Bachelor of the
Beach ninety six, Hogan comes out to

2359
02:41:37.600 --> 02:41:41.280
turn heel and Heenen screams one of
those money lines ever in wrestling, as

2360
02:41:41.319 --> 02:41:43.319
far as I can see, it's
tremendous. Whose side is he on?

2361
02:41:45.280 --> 02:41:50.440
Exactly? Because finally Bobby Heenan was
vindicated for calling Hogan shady for like exactly

2362
02:41:50.600 --> 02:41:54.319
a decade and a half. So
that's money. Even though I think Tony

2363
02:41:54.399 --> 02:41:58.200
was kind of like pissed off at
him for doing that. Ye give it

2364
02:41:58.239 --> 02:42:00.680
away. I think I did hear
that, but it didn't give it away

2365
02:42:00.680 --> 02:42:03.879
because the idea is is is him? Is he whose side is he on?

2366
02:42:05.120 --> 02:42:07.840
Right, It's just another heen of
absurdity. Everything that came out of

2367
02:42:07.879 --> 02:42:11.440
Heenan's mouth was immediately to not be
believed by the audience. Right, So

2368
02:42:11.520 --> 02:42:13.680
how is this an exception? Yes, I did get people thinking in those

2369
02:42:13.760 --> 02:42:16.639
terms, but the fact that it
was Bobby Heenan saying it almost made it

2370
02:42:16.680 --> 02:42:20.920
even less likely. Yeah, exactly
because like you kidding, mean, like

2371
02:42:20.159 --> 02:42:24.440
Heenan's gonna fucking say that bullshit?
Right. So Tony recaps fall Brawl where

2372
02:42:24.479 --> 02:42:28.440
Vada won the triangle match to become
a number one contender, claimed Hogan had

2373
02:42:28.440 --> 02:42:31.079
been ducking him in a match coming
up at Havoc. They had a bit

2374
02:42:31.120 --> 02:42:33.920
of rivalry with the butcher Starkate and
meant remember Vader kind of gets detoured into

2375
02:42:33.959 --> 02:42:39.040
the world title feud befohen the WCW
belt. Still No, it was like

2376
02:42:39.079 --> 02:42:43.719
the international title right with US sting
right, International world title or ninety four

2377
02:42:43.200 --> 02:42:48.000
before Hogan puts them together. No, it wasn't Hogan who put them together.

2378
02:42:48.040 --> 02:42:52.200
Stingerslare yeah sing from the guy.
So Vada won the US title at

2379
02:42:52.200 --> 02:42:56.440
Stark to set this up and uh, he says, Hogan, call omaha,

2380
02:42:56.959 --> 02:43:00.719
if you're gonna need some insurance,
that's right, You're damn right,

2381
02:43:00.920 --> 02:43:03.639
Tony Schivanni making faces. The whole
time is Heeni goes off on Hogan the

2382
02:43:03.680 --> 02:43:05.760
announced position. You had a hell
of a run, but it's over.

2383
02:43:05.239 --> 02:43:09.200
Yeah, see that's what I'm talking
about. He fucking sells that shit.

2384
02:43:09.000 --> 02:43:13.399
They do a package showing all of
Vader's power bombing and splashing everyone and choke

2385
02:43:13.440 --> 02:43:18.600
slamming, sting with one fucking hand
through the mat, just killing everybody.

2386
02:43:18.639 --> 02:43:20.559
The demon, his fear, Hogan, Vader waits for no man. So

2387
02:43:20.639 --> 02:43:24.520
they show all the menacing clips of
Vader doing his thing and Hogan convulsing at

2388
02:43:24.600 --> 02:43:30.959
various times, and it's made event
time that it is backstage first, Hogan

2389
02:43:31.040 --> 02:43:33.680
is with Jimmy Hart and Gene Okerlin. No crowd noise. They shut the

2390
02:43:33.719 --> 02:43:37.319
crowd noise off. You cannot hear
chairs or booze. No, you cannot

2391
02:43:37.520 --> 02:43:41.639
get gold on his waist wrist,
Van Hulk and the whole Oh please,

2392
02:43:41.639 --> 02:43:45.639
the hook star has a lot to
say. Wait o something mean Jean.

2393
02:43:46.000 --> 02:43:50.760
To say that the city of Baltimore
Brother was not electric would be an understatement.

2394
02:43:50.840 --> 02:43:54.360
Brother Vader time has been running rampant. He even bullying his way around

2395
02:43:54.399 --> 02:43:58.680
here the last couple of days.
Brother, we know the power of Vader,

2396
02:43:58.879 --> 02:44:01.879
we know all about the d and
he's been telling us about Brother.

2397
02:44:01.239 --> 02:44:05.399
But the thing is, Brother,
this is a final test for Hulk Hogan.

2398
02:44:05.520 --> 02:44:09.559
Brother. This is a test that
separates the good from the bad man.

2399
02:44:09.719 --> 02:44:13.879
Brother, the immortality of hulk Amania, and he will have to bury

2400
02:44:13.000 --> 02:44:18.319
me six feet under in Baltimore,
Brother, to seal the trust, the

2401
02:44:18.479 --> 02:44:22.120
love, and the devotion and the
future of all those hulk a maniacs from

2402
02:44:22.200 --> 02:44:26.040
me. Mean Jean, the way
he is psyched up. Jimmy Hart,

2403
02:44:26.079 --> 02:44:30.680
you voiced your concerning Hulk even now
at the very last moment here, I've

2404
02:44:30.719 --> 02:44:33.760
got a voice by kiss, I
am concerned about you tonight, my friend.

2405
02:44:33.920 --> 02:44:35.559
Well, it goes all the way
back to the home front. Brother,

2406
02:44:35.959 --> 02:44:39.200
even my family says Hulk Hogan.
You can walk away. Brother,

2407
02:44:39.479 --> 02:44:43.680
You don't have to prove a thing. The man's gonna hurt you. Brother.

2408
02:44:43.280 --> 02:44:46.120
Well, I know all about Vader, Brother, I know what he's

2409
02:44:46.200 --> 02:44:50.159
made of. And to say the
pythons aren't ready would be an understatement.

2410
02:44:50.399 --> 02:44:54.440
To say, Hulk Hogan isn't psyched
and ready would be an understatement. So

2411
02:44:54.680 --> 02:44:58.879
Vader time, this is where the
power lies. Brother, We're gonna test

2412
02:45:00.159 --> 02:45:03.879
tonight. We're gonna drag you around. We're gonna see what he's made of,

2413
02:45:03.079 --> 02:45:07.319
Jimmy Hart. And by hook or
by crook, we're gonna corner the

2414
02:45:07.440 --> 02:45:11.799
dude, Brother, whether I gotta
play possum, whether I gonna face him

2415
02:45:11.840 --> 02:45:16.120
straight up. Brother, We're gonna
find out what he's made of. But

2416
02:45:16.319 --> 02:45:18.639
Jimmy Hart, the dirtiest player in
the game, is sitting out there,

2417
02:45:18.760 --> 02:45:24.840
Brother, and he's an Edison bystander. And wouldn't it be a shame Jimmy

2418
02:45:24.920 --> 02:45:28.200
Hart if he was to happen to
get in the way right when I had

2419
02:45:28.280 --> 02:45:31.479
Vader in the launch position. Brother, keep on eyeing. I'm Jimmy Hart.

2420
02:45:31.680 --> 02:45:35.360
Don't worry Hawksher. I've got an
old Rick Flair. We know we

2421
02:45:35.520 --> 02:45:39.360
are ready to face the damon.
Baby. It's not Vader time, It's

2422
02:45:39.479 --> 02:45:43.920
Hawkster time. Daddy. The way
I feel right now means geen. All

2423
02:45:45.000 --> 02:45:48.520
the other world titles, Brother,
all the last year's and professional wrestling have

2424
02:45:48.680 --> 02:45:52.280
came down to this moment. Brother, This is the most important day of

2425
02:45:52.360 --> 02:45:56.479
my life. Brother, and the
man that walks out of there alive.

2426
02:45:56.879 --> 02:46:00.879
The man that walks out there has
a W. C. Delbia. Brother,

2427
02:46:01.159 --> 02:46:03.799
We'll shape the future of the nineties. We'll lead the brigade from this

2428
02:46:05.079 --> 02:46:09.879
day on. It was said it
was marketing stone. It's not Vader time,

2429
02:46:09.959 --> 02:46:13.920
brother, it's Hull time. And
what you're gonna do one of the

2430
02:46:13.079 --> 02:46:18.559
largest armies in the world, run
wild on you your mind? Vader?

2431
02:46:18.600 --> 02:46:26.159
Amazing. I love the interest.
Steischels there too. Hogan a demand for

2432
02:46:26.239 --> 02:46:30.879
the nineties. John Wayne for the
nineties kind of made reference to and he

2433
02:46:30.959 --> 02:46:33.440
did more explicitly in promos on television
before the show about how like, you

2434
02:46:33.479 --> 02:46:37.120
know, there are promoters from New
York to all over the world, but

2435
02:46:37.159 --> 02:46:39.719
we're number one, We're the leader. So he's like kind of referencing that

2436
02:46:39.840 --> 02:46:45.120
all the titles before this have led
up to this. And yeah, he

2437
02:46:45.239 --> 02:46:48.239
talks. I mean, does he
know what understatement means? I don't think

2438
02:46:48.319 --> 02:46:52.319
so. When he says to say
the Hulk is not psyched for this would

2439
02:46:52.319 --> 02:46:56.600
be an understatement, So that means
he's really not psyched for it. I

2440
02:47:00.120 --> 02:47:03.280
the problem. The most important day
of his life and most important match of

2441
02:47:03.319 --> 02:47:07.440
his career, let's get to Michael
Buffer. Okay, Vader time, you

2442
02:47:07.520 --> 02:47:18.200
know what that means. Kang Kang
Kang kan Kang kang Kan King King King

2443
02:47:18.280 --> 02:47:37.079
King King Kong wowud amazing cape thing. No, Harley got the uh the

2444
02:47:37.159 --> 02:47:41.040
white cape of fear, The white
cape of fear, he says, Harley

2445
02:47:41.120 --> 02:47:43.920
Race is not here. Holly Race
is someplace he may be, who knows,

2446
02:47:43.120 --> 02:47:46.879
That's what he says. Man Vader
barks at this kid in a Vader

2447
02:47:46.959 --> 02:47:48.760
mask and then, no, they
made those. I don't know if I

2448
02:47:48.840 --> 02:47:50.879
was custom made. I don't know
if they sold those or what. I

2449
02:47:50.920 --> 02:47:54.319
don't know they made those either.
That's pretty wild. Vader takes off the

2450
02:47:54.399 --> 02:47:58.799
cap, the cape on the walk
and you know, boots kang, boots

2451
02:47:58.079 --> 02:48:03.799
Kang Kang kang, and he he's
an American made opponent. He is Hang

2452
02:48:03.200 --> 02:48:11.360
Hang Hang hang hang hang hang hang. Weir panels where I walk around doing

2453
02:48:11.440 --> 02:48:16.559
it to this day, I do
it. He steps out with his lips

2454
02:48:16.600 --> 02:48:18.200
pursed and his hands on his hips, does the v with his hand cups

2455
02:48:18.239 --> 02:48:22.079
the year Jimmy Hart with a megaphone
in the background. It's hul Cogan,

2456
02:48:22.600 --> 02:48:26.079
It's hul Hogan. They say,
USA Today a Leguardi after the SB award

2457
02:48:26.120 --> 02:48:28.760
said no one noticed Grand Hill or
Dick vi Tail, they noticed Hull Hogan.

2458
02:48:30.399 --> 02:48:31.159
I said, what the fuck is
that supposed to mean? What a

2459
02:48:31.159 --> 02:48:35.319
bunch of bullshit? I found the
clipping February seventeenth, nineteen ninety five.

2460
02:48:35.440 --> 02:48:39.879
This is what the USA Today said, all right, headline CBS on front

2461
02:48:39.959 --> 02:48:43.280
row with DAYTONA five hundred. This
is like how they got David Arquette into

2462
02:48:43.360 --> 02:48:46.719
USA Today for winning the world title. And when you look it up,

2463
02:48:46.760 --> 02:48:48.959
it's actually two sentences. This is
not in a full article. This is

2464
02:48:50.040 --> 02:48:52.159
definitely out of that book. This
there's like, you know, twelve paragraphs

2465
02:48:52.239 --> 02:48:54.879
down, well way more than that. I mean, it's a full column.

2466
02:48:56.280 --> 02:48:58.760
It's at the very end where they're
listing odds and ends, and all

2467
02:48:58.840 --> 02:49:03.680
it says is the Pistons Grand Hill
and ESPN's Dick Vital when unrecognized at LaGuardia

2468
02:49:03.719 --> 02:49:09.399
Airport after the SP's his fans mobbed
turner wrestler Hulk Hogan. It's all it

2469
02:49:09.520 --> 02:49:15.079
says, Okay, big stuff,
Jesus cut away to the hulkster bandana and

2470
02:49:15.159 --> 02:49:18.959
the crowd. Hulk rules signed on
the hard camera and offers as This match,

2471
02:49:20.079 --> 02:49:22.840
Ladies and Gentlemen, is sanctioned by
the Maryland State Athletic Commission Chairman Dee

2472
02:49:24.000 --> 02:49:33.399
Chester O Sullivan d Chester O'Sullivan baby
who once said to the Baltimore Sun in

2473
02:49:33.559 --> 02:49:37.680
nineteen seventy one in an article about
potentially banning wrestling in the city. Promoter

2474
02:49:37.799 --> 02:49:41.559
Phil Zacho believes wrestling provides a good
outlet for the tensions of fans, but

2475
02:49:41.680 --> 02:49:46.440
Dee Chester O'Sullivan, chairman of the
Maryland State Athletic Commission, says attending wrestling

2476
02:49:46.479 --> 02:49:52.639
shows is not always beneficial emotionally or
physically. Ooh shit, we have saved

2477
02:49:52.680 --> 02:49:56.319
a good dozen lives by resuscitation,
says O'Sullivan of his Civic Center wrestling experience.

2478
02:49:56.719 --> 02:50:00.879
Okay, these old people go through
every emotion with the fighters. You

2479
02:50:01.000 --> 02:50:05.799
can't get in to sit down.
What a capable commissioner he was for decades

2480
02:50:05.840 --> 02:50:09.559
except to sit down, Kay Stevy, commission Nick Backwinkle. When the bell

2481
02:50:09.639 --> 02:50:11.360
rings, the men in charge of
the action will be referee Randy Anderson.

2482
02:50:11.399 --> 02:50:18.360
And now this is the big brawl
of the WCW super Brawl. This is

2483
02:50:18.440 --> 02:50:22.520
the battle between the two greatest big
men in the world today. Ladies and

2484
02:50:22.600 --> 02:50:26.959
gentlemen for Baldemore, Maryland. Let's
get running. A great face off between

2485
02:50:26.959 --> 02:50:28.239
the two in the middle of the
ring. Looks great. It is great.

2486
02:50:28.440 --> 02:50:33.520
Hogan Invader Hogan stonefaced. There's one
thing, though, you know that

2487
02:50:33.719 --> 02:50:39.760
I really, uh, you know, it seemed like Buffer was really running

2488
02:50:39.840 --> 02:50:43.040
through the whole fucking thing. It
It's like it was very quick. I

2489
02:50:43.079 --> 02:50:46.840
don't know whether they burning low on
time or potentially. Yeah, I think

2490
02:50:46.879 --> 02:50:48.920
that's a distinct possibility. I mean, they gave everybody else twenty five minutes

2491
02:50:48.920 --> 02:50:54.239
for no reason. I know,
seriously, there's those fucking losers wearing black

2492
02:50:54.319 --> 02:50:58.000
and red. He weighs four hundred
and forty six and one quarter pounds.

2493
02:50:58.120 --> 02:51:03.879
No, he actually weighs buff four
hundred forty six. Yeah. His hometown

2494
02:51:03.000 --> 02:51:07.040
is Boulder, Colorado, where he
was an All American football standout double quarter

2495
02:51:07.120 --> 02:51:13.159
pounder for the Caling Thank you for
the Colorado Buffaloes. Did Jr? Write

2496
02:51:13.200 --> 02:51:20.559
this? He has championship titles as
opposed to what kind of titles on every

2497
02:51:20.639 --> 02:51:26.399
continent Antarctica, Australia and the Antarctican
Championship. I guess I'm my feet accomplished

2498
02:51:26.440 --> 02:51:33.159
by no other and tonight he plans
to rip the title belt from rip from

2499
02:51:33.200 --> 02:51:37.799
the champion's grasp, ladies and gentlemen. The man considered by many to be

2500
02:51:37.879 --> 02:51:43.159
the greatest big man in the history
of wrestling, the number one rank challenger

2501
02:51:43.600 --> 02:51:52.440
in the world. Yer absolutely creators
on his knees making the V symbol he

2502
02:51:52.520 --> 02:51:56.479
in the ads and United States Champion
buff forgot that? Yeah, where is

2503
02:51:56.520 --> 02:51:58.559
the belt? By the way,
he doesn't even bother wearing the belt?

2504
02:52:00.120 --> 02:52:05.159
I know, well, maybe scared
Holgan's going to steal it from him and

2505
02:52:05.319 --> 02:52:07.879
his opponent here in the company of
his manager of the Mouth of the South,

2506
02:52:07.959 --> 02:52:11.280
mister Jimmy Hart. It curs to
me here I wonder if having Jimmy

2507
02:52:11.479 --> 02:52:16.040
heard him. You know Holgan,
we talked about this earlier. I mean,

2508
02:52:16.079 --> 02:52:18.719
I think it seems like a prima
donna with a manager in there.

2509
02:52:18.159 --> 02:52:22.440
Yeah, I mean, I definitely
think that there was. It was a

2510
02:52:22.520 --> 02:52:26.399
negative. Wearing his familiar yellow and
red. He weighs two hundred and seventy

2511
02:52:26.440 --> 02:52:28.799
four and one half pounds. God, you have to come in one half

2512
02:52:28.879 --> 02:52:33.440
or one quarter a puff with this
guy, just so we can say that

2513
02:52:33.680 --> 02:52:37.040
Hault, can you step on the
scale one more time? Please? In

2514
02:52:37.280 --> 02:52:43.399
one more weight advantage, eat this
hersy kiss, so we can say one

2515
02:52:43.479 --> 02:52:46.120
quarter pound. He comes to us
from Venice Beach, Florida, I mean

2516
02:52:46.200 --> 02:52:50.680
California. He's known the world over
as one of the most popular and charismatic

2517
02:52:50.719 --> 02:52:56.239
athletes ever. Tonight he is ready
not only to defend his title, but

2518
02:52:56.360 --> 02:53:00.760
to prove that he is the world's
greatest big man ever, big man wrestler.

2519
02:53:00.879 --> 02:53:03.920
Oh my god, he's the world's
greatest big man. Vader may not

2520
02:53:05.079 --> 02:53:09.440
have a belt, Boss, but
he's coming for his title. They boo

2521
02:53:09.520 --> 02:53:13.319
on that. And Hogan had snatched
the big gold from Hard and now he's

2522
02:53:13.360 --> 02:53:16.159
hoisting it up in the air,
and Michael Buffer brings it home, Ladies

2523
02:53:16.159 --> 02:53:24.600
and gentlemen, presenting the heavyweight champion
in the world, world and the King

2524
02:53:24.719 --> 02:53:31.000
of I'm the King of hulk Mania, Hulk Mania. It's the fucking best,

2525
02:53:31.399 --> 02:53:39.559
the one, the only Hulk ho
He points out flares at ringside,

2526
02:53:39.559 --> 02:53:43.639
and as soon as Hogan hoists up
that big gold Man, they start booing

2527
02:53:43.719 --> 02:53:46.799
the shit out of him. It's
something to see. He can't fucking win.

2528
02:53:48.120 --> 02:53:50.280
Hulk Hogan versus Vader. It's main
event time at super Bowl five.

2529
02:53:52.399 --> 02:53:54.760
Here's the ding ding ding, and
Tony says, here we go, wherever

2530
02:53:54.879 --> 02:53:58.000
you are, I know you're ready
for this one. Crowd's hot. Hogan

2531
02:53:58.079 --> 02:54:01.600
looking around, nervous, he's great, wearing it on his face. Oh

2532
02:54:01.680 --> 02:54:03.600
yeah, chanting something. I can't
tell if it's Hogan Invader, but they're

2533
02:54:03.600 --> 02:54:09.040
are They're alive. He knows that
there's trouble. Hogan uses the wristband to

2534
02:54:09.079 --> 02:54:11.959
wipe some spit from his face and
the collar and elbow, and you better

2535
02:54:11.040 --> 02:54:18.559
believe the ushah shah. He starts
raining down to the corner. Hogan gets

2536
02:54:18.559 --> 02:54:22.360
free. Tony says he's not sure
Vader overpowers Hulkoguan in this one. He

2537
02:54:22.479 --> 02:54:24.719
is larger and heavier and determined.
Heenan adds, you think the World champ

2538
02:54:24.840 --> 02:54:28.200
is not Tony Fire's back. You
think the power of hul Comania is not

2539
02:54:28.680 --> 02:54:37.000
based on determination? Oh brother,
fucking Tony babying Hulk Hogan and WCW.

2540
02:54:37.760 --> 02:54:39.840
I know you just knock it off, pal, all right, seriously,

2541
02:54:41.040 --> 02:54:43.399
lock up. Hogan lands four punches
to the head in Vader faces them down,

2542
02:54:45.639 --> 02:54:48.120
takes off his mask, doesn't feel
any of the punches, and the

2543
02:54:48.200 --> 02:54:56.360
fans the shit none. He is
not fucking around Vader. Okay, Vader

2544
02:54:56.879 --> 02:55:00.639
fodder and he tosses the mask and
Hogan backs up, looking around concerned.

2545
02:55:00.719 --> 02:55:03.840
They show Muda for no reason.
For a second, it's a lock up.

2546
02:55:03.879 --> 02:55:07.559
Invaders standing tall and that lock up
as they go to the corner and

2547
02:55:07.600 --> 02:55:11.319
Hogan slaps Vader five times across the
face, throws a bunch of right hands,

2548
02:55:11.600 --> 02:55:13.680
doesn't matter, trying his best to
do something that will affect the big

2549
02:55:13.760 --> 02:55:16.399
man. Corner to corner, whip
and a larry it in the corner by

2550
02:55:16.479 --> 02:55:20.079
Hogan and he looks away like brothers. Invader walks out of that corner and

2551
02:55:20.239 --> 02:55:24.440
they go nuts. They go fucking
nuts. Vader's eyes are bugging out of

2552
02:55:24.479 --> 02:55:28.000
his head because Hogan threw all this
at him and he felt nothing thing.

2553
02:55:28.719 --> 02:55:33.440
Bobby Heenan is losing it. That
man is going to eat you alive.

2554
02:55:33.639 --> 02:55:37.520
He's screaming, yep, ah,
so good. He says, you're gonna

2555
02:55:37.520 --> 02:55:41.120
be like a twenty five cent Hanburger
and a bun. It's over for you,

2556
02:55:41.280 --> 02:55:43.120
Hogan. I'm thinking, yeah,
if he treats him like a twenty

2557
02:55:43.159 --> 02:55:48.280
five cent Hamburger, it's over.
What about? Uh? You know what

2558
02:55:48.360 --> 02:55:52.440
I think of every time? Every
time we uh, we see a Vader.

2559
02:55:52.799 --> 02:55:58.559
I can't help but think about the
mask and the stench of the masks.

2560
02:56:00.120 --> 02:56:03.319
You only have to hear that once
that that being stung. You think

2561
02:56:03.360 --> 02:56:09.559
about the sweat, You think about
the smell, You think about like also

2562
02:56:09.600 --> 02:56:13.559
the fact that you know he does
not give a shit enough to clean it.

2563
02:56:13.760 --> 02:56:18.000
No, No, that'd be bad
luck anyway, right, of course,

2564
02:56:18.159 --> 02:56:22.719
how much it smelled in his gloves. Ah, they cut the Flair,

2565
02:56:22.760 --> 02:56:24.920
who's looking back at fans around him. Shut up, punk, keep

2566
02:56:24.959 --> 02:56:28.399
your mouth shut, smiling at him. Tony says, Flair winked at Vader,

2567
02:56:28.479 --> 02:56:31.079
I swear on Saturday night. And
Heenan says, the lights are bright,

2568
02:56:31.360 --> 02:56:33.440
they were in his eyes. You
don't know if he was winking at

2569
02:56:33.520 --> 02:56:37.079
him or not. Exactly, yeah, exactly what are you talking about?

2570
02:56:37.239 --> 02:56:39.440
Lock up? Hogan grabs the wrist. Hogan sucks chant. It's distant,

2571
02:56:39.479 --> 02:56:43.639
but you can't hear it. And
I'm sure Hogan could hear it there in

2572
02:56:43.879 --> 02:56:48.719
Baltimore. Oh, yes, this
is not Hogan. He's trying to wrestle

2573
02:56:48.760 --> 02:56:50.120
him, does he not. He
does not know what to do with this

2574
02:56:50.280 --> 02:56:54.600
man. Hogan does the step over
arm bar because Great Buddha is watching.

2575
02:56:54.319 --> 02:56:58.120
I mean seriously, like he's got
to pull out fucking japan shit. He

2576
02:56:58.239 --> 02:57:01.200
does. You know, Vader is
like fighting off a hulk Cogan armbar and

2577
02:57:01.280 --> 02:57:05.879
stacks him up and steps on his
face to break it. Hilarious to see

2578
02:57:05.920 --> 02:57:09.440
Hogan work an armbar off his back, It really is. Hogan gets up

2579
02:57:09.440 --> 02:57:11.159
and looks to the crowd. His
hair is so long in the back.

2580
02:57:11.239 --> 02:57:16.200
It's problematic. He needs he needs
to cut it before it gets that long.

2581
02:57:16.559 --> 02:57:18.760
It's not okay. It makes him
look just ridiculous. It does.

2582
02:57:20.239 --> 02:57:26.239
Vader shouts no pain, no pain, no burd not what he says when

2583
02:57:26.239 --> 02:57:31.079
he's ordering in France. I can
tell you that exactly. Lots of pin

2584
02:57:31.840 --> 02:57:35.760
walk up to the corner. You
want to see. You want to see

2585
02:57:35.760 --> 02:57:39.399
ada ada. You want to see
an example of what we're talking about.

2586
02:57:39.440 --> 02:57:41.799
When we've said ada ada, this
is it. After he screams no pain,

2587
02:57:43.319 --> 02:57:45.799
he locks up. They go to
the corner and how and he goes

2588
02:57:45.840 --> 02:57:50.920
to work on the hulkster fucking I
mean, listen, okay, he Vader.

2589
02:57:52.479 --> 02:57:54.959
Vader might as well be Matt Damon
and the Martian. Yes, harvests

2590
02:57:56.000 --> 02:58:01.040
all those fucking potatoes. Oh my
god, Hi lo cuff the head Lo

2591
02:58:01.440 --> 02:58:07.239
hi Aido aid Aida to the gut
to the head, short arm, clothesline

2592
02:58:07.280 --> 02:58:09.959
down, goes Hogan, swirming around
on the canvas. Heen and I love

2593
02:58:11.040 --> 02:58:16.040
it. Whipped to the corner barge
by Vader leaping, barge collapses, hul

2594
02:58:16.120 --> 02:58:18.799
to the floor, goes to the
champion, Vader goes out after him.

2595
02:58:20.079 --> 02:58:24.559
Buffer has to uh sit ringside,
so he's watching it all play out,

2596
02:58:24.959 --> 02:58:28.600
Yes, amusedly reversed whip in.
Vader goes over the rail as Hogan finds

2597
02:58:28.639 --> 02:58:33.000
a bit of refuge there, and
Flair's standing up because Vader pretty much ended

2598
02:58:33.079 --> 02:58:37.200
up in his seat on that spot. Tony says, let's watch this closely,

2599
02:58:37.239 --> 02:58:39.159
see if any information has passed between
Rick Flair and Vader here. Nothing

2600
02:58:39.239 --> 02:58:43.319
is. Vader gets up in frustration
and like lifts the guardrail and dislodges it.

2601
02:58:43.399 --> 02:58:48.040
He's so pissed off, I know, slaps it into the ring,

2602
02:58:48.120 --> 02:58:50.959
steps back in Hogan with a series
of right hands. Vader selling. Now

2603
02:58:50.120 --> 02:58:54.799
now Hogan's actually registering the shots.
Yeah, some chops in right hands.

2604
02:58:54.879 --> 02:58:58.399
Corner mount rains him down, does
the hulkster Corner to corner whip is reversed

2605
02:58:58.440 --> 02:59:01.079
Hogan bounces off, but he drops
with a clothesline, and Bobby Heenan in

2606
02:59:01.120 --> 02:59:03.520
total denial. Okay, he knocked
him down, but to keep him down

2607
02:59:03.559 --> 02:59:07.040
as another thing, he keeps moving
the goal posts like Enon does. Yeah,

2608
02:59:07.840 --> 02:59:11.159
it's so great and always money.
He's not concerned with the off.

2609
02:59:11.440 --> 02:59:16.959
He believes, he believes in Vader. Here listen. Vader fears, no

2610
02:59:16.159 --> 02:59:22.680
man, let alone that puck and
the yellow and orange. What are you

2611
02:59:22.799 --> 02:59:26.200
talking about? I'm talking about the
world champion. And he's leveling Vader again.

2612
02:59:28.040 --> 02:59:33.319
Stuck around, stick around right and
a yellow and orange. He says,

2613
02:59:33.639 --> 02:59:35.120
no yellow and orange, come on, dude, slip of the tongue.

2614
02:59:35.879 --> 02:59:39.399
So Hogan, with an Irish shipping
a big boot lands on Vader's face,

2615
02:59:39.479 --> 02:59:41.360
but he does not fall. He
does not fall. He stumbles into

2616
02:59:41.360 --> 02:59:43.840
the ropes. No, he does
not, So Hogan hits him with the

2617
02:59:43.879 --> 02:59:46.399
clothesline. Invader goes three sixty over
the top to the floor, and a

2618
02:59:46.440 --> 02:59:50.360
guy dressed like Stevie Ray and mang
Is still is right there in the front

2619
02:59:50.440 --> 02:59:56.959
row. It's awesome both there.
They're both there waiting, looking, dreaming,

2620
02:59:58.159 --> 03:00:05.239
hoping, desire, smoking. Vader, what's that touching? Saw more

2621
03:00:05.280 --> 03:00:11.040
than I did. Vader's back in
the ring, and Hogan pounces on him

2622
03:00:11.040 --> 03:00:13.040
with the right hands, drilling him
down in the corner. And this is,

2623
03:00:13.079 --> 03:00:18.719
of course, guys night out.
Okay. When it comes to responses

2624
03:00:18.760 --> 03:00:24.559
to Vader, the guys, the
guys, yes, WI HBK Survivor Series

2625
03:00:24.639 --> 03:00:28.120
ninety six. The guys are hungry. What are they hungry for for the

2626
03:00:28.159 --> 03:00:31.239
ass kicker to kick ass exactly?
They're hungry for demolition. And I'm not

2627
03:00:31.360 --> 03:00:35.319
talking about acts and smash. They
want it. They want to grit their

2628
03:00:35.360 --> 03:00:37.600
teeth. That's how badly they want
to see Hogan eat shit, so bad,

2629
03:00:39.319 --> 03:00:43.079
amazing stuff. Pal Hogan rakes the
eye, scoops Vader, but he

2630
03:00:43.159 --> 03:00:46.440
can't slam him. Vader lands on
Hogan whipping a barge by Vader in the

2631
03:00:46.479 --> 03:00:50.000
corner. Totally calls it the Vader
bomb, so I guess we'll call it.

2632
03:00:50.040 --> 03:00:52.879
I don't know, standing, it
doesn't really work. Vader bomb is

2633
03:00:52.959 --> 03:00:56.680
the one in the corner, and
then you got the power bomb. Yeah,

2634
03:00:56.719 --> 03:01:00.200
but this is this is standing in
the corner, Hogan's standing. I

2635
03:01:00.239 --> 03:01:03.120
don't know. Yeah, he called
that the Vader I call it the barge

2636
03:01:03.159 --> 03:01:07.479
because I think they called it that
in the nes Wrestling Challenge game. Okay,

2637
03:01:07.639 --> 03:01:09.159
really that's funny because va that's what
they called it. When I think

2638
03:01:09.200 --> 03:01:13.120
when Andre gets you in the corner
and attacks you with his ass, funny

2639
03:01:13.319 --> 03:01:18.799
the barge could be wrong. But
Hogan is clutching the ankle and Ada tucks

2640
03:01:18.799 --> 03:01:22.040
in a cuffing shot to his head
and heenen sys. Vader has twice the

2641
03:01:22.159 --> 03:01:24.280
desire of Hogan, and Tony says, I don't know about that. He

2642
03:01:24.319 --> 03:01:26.120
then says, I just told you
that. What do you mean or no,

2643
03:01:26.239 --> 03:01:30.959
I just told you. Tony likes
what Hulkamania has meant to youngsters all

2644
03:01:31.000 --> 03:01:33.639
over the world, including his own
children, and he then says, Okay,

2645
03:01:33.680 --> 03:01:35.319
that's great. Wave the flag,
have some apple pie and drive a

2646
03:01:35.440 --> 03:01:39.760
used car. That's the man of
the nineties Vader. But I spot where

2647
03:01:39.799 --> 03:01:43.079
Vader dropped Hogan with a short arm
clothesline and Hulk Cogan saying he's too strong.

2648
03:01:43.440 --> 03:01:48.280
They caught him saying that to Jimmy
Hart's that's really fucking awesome, great

2649
03:01:48.319 --> 03:01:52.479
moment it is. He's too strong. He's too strong. It's funny because

2650
03:01:52.559 --> 03:01:58.040
I feel like there really is a
good, a good you know, a

2651
03:01:58.159 --> 03:02:03.879
good. Uh, one of Hogan
like selling and oh yeah and really making

2652
03:02:03.959 --> 03:02:07.120
it. He's got plenty to point
to here to counteract Leon's points about it.

2653
03:02:07.479 --> 03:02:11.159
He really and everybody's points, Like
everyone gives Hogan a hard time for

2654
03:02:11.239 --> 03:02:13.360
this match, and I don't think
he does a really good job. Actually

2655
03:02:13.559 --> 03:02:16.639
one match of the night, I
mean, for God's sakes, it's one

2656
03:02:16.639 --> 03:02:20.399
of Hogan's best matches ever. Yeah, and uh, it's just in retrospect,

2657
03:02:20.520 --> 03:02:22.719
Vader looks at the whole picture and
just tells himself that, you know,

2658
03:02:24.399 --> 03:02:26.440
Deck was stacked the whole time.
I was just lied to and I

2659
03:02:26.440 --> 03:02:28.360
allowed myself to believe it. You
know. That's that's what he is.

2660
03:02:28.399 --> 03:02:31.959
He's one of the he's one of
those proud guys that's pissed off that like

2661
03:02:31.079 --> 03:02:35.079
he just like got the okie doke
and fell for it. You know.

2662
03:02:35.719 --> 03:02:37.479
Yeah, So Vader gets in his
face, give up while you listening shows

2663
03:02:37.680 --> 03:02:41.120
he even throws a short punch right
to Hogan's eye. It looks like a

2664
03:02:41.159 --> 03:02:43.799
potato in a half. He didn't
said, you know, Hogan is a

2665
03:02:43.879 --> 03:02:46.399
quitter. I've always heard that.
Butcher told me that, yeah, yeah,

2666
03:02:46.520 --> 03:02:48.920
this is great to give up,
and that's not going to happen,

2667
03:02:50.000 --> 03:02:56.319
and I think that he may be
too dumb to give up. I bet

2668
03:02:56.399 --> 03:02:58.799
he quits. You know, Hogan
is a quitter? How much you want

2669
03:02:58.799 --> 03:03:01.079
to bet on that? I've always
where that, But you told me that.

2670
03:03:01.959 --> 03:03:05.040
Amazing, he says, it's so
matter of fact that, like,

2671
03:03:05.239 --> 03:03:09.280
did you know interesting fact? Yes, Hogan's a quitter. So awesome,

2672
03:03:09.280 --> 03:03:11.319
A lot of people know that.
Yeah. Vader with the front power a

2673
03:03:11.399 --> 03:03:15.520
front slam, climbs the ropes Vader
bomb and man does he spring off those

2674
03:03:15.600 --> 03:03:20.159
ropes for a long time before launching, but he scores when he does,

2675
03:03:20.639 --> 03:03:22.799
Yes, he does. Hogan is
convulsing on the canvas one two, and

2676
03:03:22.879 --> 03:03:26.280
he barely lifts the shoulder. No, hulk up on that one. No,

2677
03:03:26.239 --> 03:03:30.680
not at all. And then Vader
positions Hogan, yes, and he

2678
03:03:30.760 --> 03:03:33.959
starts to climb for a second Vader
bomb or so we think, no,

2679
03:03:33.040 --> 03:03:37.000
no, no, this is pay
per view. Is Vader? He's going

2680
03:03:37.120 --> 03:03:39.440
for it? What's he doing?
He's going all the way to the top,

2681
03:03:41.000 --> 03:03:43.479
all the way to the top.
It's the top. What's he doing?

2682
03:03:43.639 --> 03:03:48.959
Why is he doing it? Because
you know what, because he he

2683
03:03:48.159 --> 03:03:54.079
just got a brand new fucking batch
of fried chicken and he needs to put

2684
03:03:54.159 --> 03:03:58.920
on the salt, so he climbs
to the top. In Vader against Hogan

2685
03:04:00.200 --> 03:04:05.399
in ninety five, Yep, soars
through the Baltimore evening sky. He does

2686
03:04:05.079 --> 03:04:09.399
with the moon salt for the for
the industry. Yeah, he misses,

2687
03:04:09.559 --> 03:04:11.360
but he goes. He salts.
It's great. Hogan rolls out of the

2688
03:04:11.399 --> 03:04:13.239
way all the way to the floor, as a matter of fact, and

2689
03:04:13.360 --> 03:04:18.440
Vader crashes and burns. Fight spills
to the floor to the rail, goes

2690
03:04:18.520 --> 03:04:22.639
Vader. Hogan on the run,
grabs a chair. He then shouts he's

2691
03:04:22.639 --> 03:04:24.840
trying to get disqualified, and then
he creams Vader with the with the chair

2692
03:04:24.879 --> 03:04:30.200
and does not get disqualified. Awesome, crowd booing makes sense. It's a

2693
03:04:30.280 --> 03:04:31.639
he'll move to attack a guy with
a chair like a bitch when he was

2694
03:04:31.719 --> 03:04:35.040
kicking your ass. Totally, it
totally is. But you know what,

2695
03:04:35.440 --> 03:04:39.639
whatever, man's awesome. It's a
great mahs that side of Hogan, of

2696
03:04:39.680 --> 03:04:43.360
how he's willing to go deaf Con
five, he's willing to fight trench warfare,

2697
03:04:43.479 --> 03:04:46.200
you know, fan of that,
big fan of that. Grabs the

2698
03:04:46.239 --> 03:04:48.040
hair again and dunks Vader on the
head and with a chair in the referee's

2699
03:04:48.040 --> 03:04:52.479
face. Hogan, then Pepper's Vader
with his forehead with right hands and into

2700
03:04:52.520 --> 03:04:54.879
the ring they go Irish whip.
Vader ducks, he snatches and choke slams

2701
03:04:54.959 --> 03:05:01.920
Hogan. He dunks the Hulkster.
Yes, cuts off that rally. I'm

2702
03:05:01.040 --> 03:05:05.680
here for Vader cutting off a baby
faces rally. Absolutely, That's one of

2703
03:05:05.719 --> 03:05:09.520
the reasons to get up in the
morning as far as I'm concerned. Vader

2704
03:05:11.879 --> 03:05:16.399
fucking my god, is heen and
electrified at that choke slamb Yes, yes,

2705
03:05:16.799 --> 03:05:22.879
yes, take that miserable creep out. He says that truly amazing.

2706
03:05:24.000 --> 03:05:26.719
What what is it? Bischoff made
a reference to it. What is henan?

2707
03:05:28.000 --> 03:05:33.959
Pardon me? What is Tony Shiavanni
call the the choke slam. I

2708
03:05:33.040 --> 03:05:45.399
have it here somewhere, let's see. Uh like uh, I call it

2709
03:05:45.520 --> 03:05:50.760
a throat pick up. Fucking idiot, you gotta pay. You're gonna pay

2710
03:05:50.799 --> 03:05:56.440
for those, I think, but
a throat pick up. So I guess

2711
03:05:56.440 --> 03:05:58.559
the choke slam. This is pretty
giant, right. He was the first

2712
03:05:58.600 --> 03:06:03.280
guy to make it his finisher besides
nine to one one in ECW My God.

2713
03:06:03.920 --> 03:06:07.639
So there it is. The throat
and pick up. It's the move

2714
03:06:07.799 --> 03:06:11.479
that everyone fears, the throat pick
up. He didn losing his mind.

2715
03:06:13.200 --> 03:06:16.719
Heenan definitely coming alive for this match. He is sobered up to say the

2716
03:06:16.799 --> 03:06:18.399
least. Oh yeah, it's kind
of like you know when like you're dozing

2717
03:06:18.799 --> 03:06:22.479
and then like you hit the rumble
strip in your car and then you're like

2718
03:06:22.559 --> 03:06:26.399
wide awake for the next two hours. Exactly, yes, exactly, that's

2719
03:06:26.440 --> 03:06:30.159
what's happened to Heenan. Don't waste
any time, Vader. He scream and

2720
03:06:30.239 --> 03:06:31.879
cover him, hook and work him
over, then mal and then molest him.

2721
03:06:31.920 --> 03:06:35.479
Don't waste your time with that man. Heanan's so nervous about Hope coming

2722
03:06:35.479 --> 03:06:39.479
back because he's seen it happen so
many times. Actly, he has been

2723
03:06:39.079 --> 03:06:43.959
He has witnessed this time and time
again. It is Hogan dead to rights

2724
03:06:43.000 --> 03:06:48.479
coming back. This is the time
it won't happen. He's so money.

2725
03:06:48.239 --> 03:06:52.920
He is calling a Hogan match.
You're kidding me, Yes, I mean,

2726
03:06:52.479 --> 03:06:56.399
there really is nobody better, you
know, to call, to call

2727
03:06:58.319 --> 03:07:01.040
a Hogan match. He's just he's
finals and he's got that like almost like

2728
03:07:01.120 --> 03:07:05.639
that degenerate gambler mentality. It's like, yes, when your guy's got the

2729
03:07:05.719 --> 03:07:09.360
lead. Make it as boring and
as conservative as possible. Yeah, and

2730
03:07:09.520 --> 03:07:13.959
when your guy doesn't have the lead, just go fucking absolutely balls to the

2731
03:07:13.000 --> 03:07:16.920
wall. Yep. Vader with his
hands in the corner, a big vertical

2732
03:07:16.920 --> 03:07:20.079
suplex gets two, throws hands in
the corner and then hits Hogan with the

2733
03:07:20.079 --> 03:07:22.879
big vertical supplex flare. It looks
confused at ringside. Is Hogan kicked out?

2734
03:07:22.920 --> 03:07:26.799
And Hogan starts hulking up off a
supplex, off a sup plex.

2735
03:07:28.680 --> 03:07:31.719
He's hulking up some go nuts.
But it's kind of subdued the reaction to

2736
03:07:31.799 --> 03:07:35.360
this. It's a weird place to
do it. I mean, very weird

2737
03:07:35.680 --> 03:07:39.079
I would have done. I mean
because especially because he just took a Vader

2738
03:07:39.159 --> 03:07:41.479
bomb, you know, like you'd
think that would have been the place to

2739
03:07:41.559 --> 03:07:46.200
do it. Not the power bomb, but the va Vader gets so pissed

2740
03:07:46.200 --> 03:07:48.760
that he goes up and misses the
moon salt right exactly. But if he

2741
03:07:48.840 --> 03:07:50.479
hulked up, that wouldn't work,
No, no, But he has to

2742
03:07:50.559 --> 03:07:52.920
hulk up like he should have hulked
up. I mean, I guess you

2743
03:07:54.000 --> 03:07:56.440
gotta put the moon. Then he
should have connected with the moon salt and

2744
03:07:56.520 --> 03:08:00.319
Hogan kicks out of it. Oh, that'd be huge. Imagine that and

2745
03:08:00.440 --> 03:08:03.000
moon salt and then he kicks out. Yeah, I mean that should have

2746
03:08:03.040 --> 03:08:05.040
been the way it happened. Maybe
that would be laid it on too thick.

2747
03:08:05.120 --> 03:08:11.159
The people might have rejected that.
I also don't think you you need

2748
03:08:11.239 --> 03:08:13.799
to waste the moon salt in the
first match. I think the moon salt

2749
03:08:13.040 --> 03:08:16.840
is something you need to you need
to bring out at the right time.

2750
03:08:18.120 --> 03:08:22.079
Agreed. And I don't think this
was it. Well, we're seeing the

2751
03:08:22.120 --> 03:08:24.639
hoof face for sure, Yes we
are. And here comes Thunder and Paradise

2752
03:08:24.719 --> 03:08:31.680
Hulk fighting back. Series of right
hands kids count along with the shots whipping

2753
03:08:31.719 --> 03:08:35.000
a boot this time Vader goes down. He does hard under the big booty.

2754
03:08:35.479 --> 03:08:39.280
Then Holgan drops the big leg cover
one. Vader kicked out. He

2755
03:08:39.520 --> 03:08:45.719
is kicked out at one. Now
we've seen people kick out of it before,

2756
03:08:45.840 --> 03:08:50.159
but one fuck fucking nuts. And
then he gets up and kills him

2757
03:08:50.200 --> 03:08:54.799
into the referee. Yeah, that
should have felt like a much bigger moment,

2758
03:08:54.840 --> 03:08:58.440
though, I feel like Vader was
too quick even before the one count

2759
03:08:58.600 --> 03:09:01.000
to kick out. I feel like
it was I don't know, he was

2760
03:09:01.040 --> 03:09:03.719
too quick to just like, move
on to the next thing. It didn't

2761
03:09:03.799 --> 03:09:05.719
resonate and settling. I don't know. It didn't bother me that much.

2762
03:09:05.879 --> 03:09:09.639
Honestly, I was. I was
pretty into it. It worked. It

2763
03:09:09.719 --> 03:09:13.159
worked for me. So taking the
boot and the leg drop in, Vader

2764
03:09:13.239 --> 03:09:16.200
not only kicks out at one,
he's back on top of Hogan and power

2765
03:09:16.239 --> 03:09:18.440
bombing him within seconds yep, and
he has him dead to right and he

2766
03:09:18.479 --> 03:09:22.120
covers Hogan, and Hogan's there for
the three count, but there's no ref

2767
03:09:22.639 --> 03:09:26.479
No, he's covered. That's get
or remember that he is. He is

2768
03:09:26.639 --> 03:09:31.280
pinned, he hit the visual pin. There's a lot of like again,

2769
03:09:31.399 --> 03:09:35.639
I just don't I I question a
lot of the the the criticism, yes

2770
03:09:37.040 --> 03:09:41.079
of this match, because I feel
like, actually, Hogan actually did a

2771
03:09:41.159 --> 03:09:43.440
lot of the things right. Yeah. If it was his one side it

2772
03:09:43.440 --> 03:09:46.200
as Vader portrayed it, it would
never have been this well received match.

2773
03:09:46.280 --> 03:09:50.120
And it's not just it's not just
Vader, it's it's people. I've read.

2774
03:09:50.239 --> 03:09:56.040
I've read a lot of comments about
that from people even before Vader's book.

2775
03:09:56.600 --> 03:09:58.120
It's just people not watching the match
again and just letting them. Yeah,

2776
03:10:00.040 --> 03:10:03.639
the stories told about the match overwhelming
the actual brass tacks of what happened.

2777
03:10:03.840 --> 03:10:07.760
It's getting so angry or people are
just being so sick of Hogan at

2778
03:10:07.799 --> 03:10:09.239
the time that baby, yeah,
they don't let it go, right.

2779
03:10:09.319 --> 03:10:15.079
You have to live in the time
and realize how like people aren't, people

2780
03:10:15.079 --> 03:10:18.879
aren't operating out of the principle that
you know, this is shortly, this

2781
03:10:18.920 --> 03:10:20.120
is the last year of baby face
Hogan. We're really going to have,

2782
03:10:20.440 --> 03:10:24.200
you know, for them, it's
going to last forever. So it's the

2783
03:10:24.280 --> 03:10:26.520
same old shit, you know,
right, And the fact that even Vader

2784
03:10:26.680 --> 03:10:31.360
can't overcome some of these trademark Hogan
spots tells him that really all hope is

2785
03:10:31.399 --> 03:10:33.799
lost and that there's no way that
Hogan's going to adjust the way that he

2786
03:10:33.879 --> 03:10:37.680
does business. But you're really going
to look at at the at the you

2787
03:10:37.760 --> 03:10:41.479
know, between the lines, and
see that Hogan actually did some good stuff.

2788
03:10:41.879 --> 03:10:45.040
Right, It's here if you want
to see it. Yeah, yeah,

2789
03:10:45.040 --> 03:10:46.159
he's in Dead to rights. Flare
is pissed. He gets in the

2790
03:10:46.239 --> 03:10:48.639
ring, rips off the coat,
and slaps the match, trying to do

2791
03:10:48.719 --> 03:10:52.440
the three can himself, and then
he tries to hassle up Randy Anderson to

2792
03:10:52.440 --> 03:10:54.719
consciousness, and then he stomps on
Hogan and throws Randy Interest into place,

2793
03:10:54.879 --> 03:11:00.559
stops Hogan again. Vader splash.
This is off the power bombing to splashing

2794
03:11:00.600 --> 03:11:03.840
the ring on the mat one to
no. Hogan kicks out and comes up

2795
03:11:03.000 --> 03:11:07.920
like a madman that doesn't hold up
or anything. He just gets stands up

2796
03:11:07.959 --> 03:11:11.479
and starts throwing punches like crazy,
yes, at Vader's face, and they

2797
03:11:11.559 --> 03:11:15.559
do like that that was a fire
up moment that they really liked from Hulk.

2798
03:11:15.840 --> 03:11:18.079
Again, I don't think it was. I think it worked really well.

2799
03:11:18.159 --> 03:11:22.440
I think it was done really well. Yes, agreed on both counts

2800
03:11:22.079 --> 03:11:26.280
Irish whipping a big boot against the
ropes goes Vader three sixty out again to

2801
03:11:26.319 --> 03:11:28.159
the floor. Camera man gets nailed
in the process. We lose a feed

2802
03:11:31.000 --> 03:11:33.719
and that's not, you know,
a thing that Vader takes very lightly,

2803
03:11:33.959 --> 03:11:35.520
not at all. Flair gets in
the ring, thrown some chops and Hogan

2804
03:11:37.879 --> 03:11:41.120
absorbs them and that's enough for Randy
Anderson. He sees Rick Flair interfering and

2805
03:11:41.200 --> 03:11:43.719
attacking the hulkser and he calls for
the bell, which is kind of bullshit

2806
03:11:43.760 --> 03:11:46.920
when you think about it, because
like Hogan hit him with the fucking shit

2807
03:11:48.079 --> 03:11:50.399
right in his face earlier, and
no one cares, like, I don't

2808
03:11:50.399 --> 03:11:52.799
know, does a clothesline out of
the ring over the top count is throwing

2809
03:11:52.840 --> 03:11:56.600
someone intentionally over the ropes? I
really don't know. I don't know.

2810
03:11:56.680 --> 03:12:01.559
It happened twice. The rules are
completely you know, like, what the

2811
03:12:01.639 --> 03:12:03.479
fuck? Where are we? What's
going on here? So after fifteen minutes

2812
03:12:03.520 --> 03:12:07.879
and nine seconds of pretty intense and
watchable action, it ends in a deeply

2813
03:12:07.040 --> 03:12:11.440
dissatisfying qualification finish. And that was
w Stew's problem is that even when they

2814
03:12:11.520 --> 03:12:16.040
happened upon a money dynamic and set
it up well and executed it well,

2815
03:12:16.319 --> 03:12:18.440
they just couldn't get the finish right. There's just too much bullshit, yeh

2816
03:12:18.799 --> 03:12:22.559
to ever give you that finish you
wanted all the way through Star K ninety

2817
03:12:22.600 --> 03:12:26.600
seven. That's another story for another
day. For tonight, all Cogan defeats

2818
03:12:26.639 --> 03:12:33.200
Vader by disqualification and retains the ww
championship and then hits a big boot and

2819
03:12:33.319 --> 03:12:35.200
drops Flair and chokes him a bit. And then Vader comes in and blindsides

2820
03:12:35.280 --> 03:12:39.000
Hulk. They hold him open.
Flair throws punches and bunches on the Hulkster.

2821
03:12:39.360 --> 03:12:41.399
They pick his leg Flair puts a
figure four on him and a big

2822
03:12:41.440 --> 03:12:45.200
pop as Savage comes out like a
bat out of hell with a steel chair

2823
03:12:45.239 --> 03:12:48.879
and Sting as well. The heels
bail and that's the end of the show.

2824
03:12:48.959 --> 03:12:54.159
As Sting and Savage stand toe to
toe with hul Cogan as Vader and

2825
03:12:54.200 --> 03:12:56.399
company make their way up, Vader's
got a big smile on his face,

2826
03:12:56.440 --> 03:13:01.600
saying who's the man unto the camera
as he came out strong. I feel

2827
03:13:01.680 --> 03:13:03.959
like, yeah, he did.
He totally did. He wants to look

2828
03:13:05.040 --> 03:13:09.559
like, you know, no bother
to me, no problem. Buffer doesn't

2829
03:13:09.559 --> 03:13:11.959
even announce that the winner by disqualification
as Hulk Cogan. He just says still

2830
03:13:13.040 --> 03:13:16.639
heavyweight Chandmen of the World and that's
it. Wow. As the pyro goes

2831
03:13:16.680 --> 03:13:20.000
off, Hogan and Savage celebrating Hogan's
Cup in the year and posing like crazy,

2832
03:13:20.799 --> 03:13:26.159
and we roll credits on this super
Brawl number five, Boss Unreal.

2833
03:13:26.559 --> 03:13:31.399
Quite a show, quite a match, quite a promote program between Hogan and

2834
03:13:31.399 --> 03:13:35.639
Invader for sure, and we've now
put this one up on the shelf as

2835
03:13:35.680 --> 03:13:39.319
well. You be the judge as
to what really didn't didn't happen in this

2836
03:13:39.159 --> 03:13:46.639
memorable match between these two giants.
Well, Philly's ahead, damn right.

2837
03:13:46.639 --> 03:13:52.520
It is Philly calling. And if
you have any last minute reservations about joining

2838
03:13:52.600 --> 03:13:56.479
us, I highly encourage you to
set those aside because April seventh is coming

2839
03:13:56.520 --> 03:14:00.879
strong, it's coming fast, it's
coming hard, it's coming all over the

2840
03:14:00.959 --> 03:14:03.959
place, damn right. We'll see
you there, and then keep it locked

2841
03:14:05.000 --> 03:14:09.440
to the feed for more information or
of a taste of what you're can expect.

2842
03:14:09.479 --> 03:14:13.079
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2843
03:14:13.159 --> 03:14:18.040
seventh, high noon. The co
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2844
03:14:18.079 --> 03:14:26.799
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2845
03:14:26.239 --> 03:14:28.639
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