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Y'all gonna make me lose my mind
up in here, up in here,

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y'all gonna make me act a fool
up in here, up in here,

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And hopefully already because it's time where
she's about to get weird. Be prepared

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for it to get weird. Thinks
are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.

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I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get

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it? Where? Where? Get? Where? Are you ready to get

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weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm
ready listen already because you're listening to the

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one hundred and eighty first episode of
Let's Get Weird. Now, technically this

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was supposed to be one hundred and
eighty second because someone forgot the podcast last

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week, and that's okay. I
just didn't want to miss you, and

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I need you, and I don't
like get without Jude. You had Yodor,

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you couldna yeah, but I wasn't
in the mood to deal with you.

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It's no offense, and it's like, yo, it's a great person.

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I just wanted to I wanted my
hoods, but I also wanted to

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get tell out of here. Well
next week, it's all your baby.

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I don't want to do it.
Now you're gonna have to do we might

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have another missed week. All right. Well, anyway, my name's Heady,

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and every we we give you the
weird stories from our lives, the

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globes, the streets, the sheets, the universes, the sky's above and

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so many more in between. And
you know we took a break last week

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cuz your boy got married me.
You know you didn't. I know,

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I forgot my ring again, so
yeah, yeah, no way, I

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just got to put it in like
a place in the morning where like it's

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in my trajectory right now. It's
like on a side dish with more's ring.

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That's like for her morning like time. Yeah it works. But for

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me, I'm like bag fridge of
water, let's go and that's it.

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So I always forget it. But
don't worry. We're still married. Maybe

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you need to get like a ring
holder. We have a bunch of them.

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We just they're all like packed away
because we got them as gifts stuff.

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You get a lot of those when
you're engaged into marriage, you know,

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really mm hmmm, because everyone's like, oh, well they need it

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and we need it. Let me
tell you something. A ring thing.

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Yeah, Like they're like it's a
ring and it's got a little pole in

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it and you put the ring on
the pole. Is there a Star Wars

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one? There are? Actually?
Do you want to see? So we

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have plastic silicon rings too for like
we go on the honeymoon later this week

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and stuff. I want a Star
Wars The company we did has a Star

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Wars collection. Why did you get
one of those? Because for my first

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one I wanted to basic black one. Wait can I buy those for myself?

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Or yeah? I mean I don't
know why you would want to wear

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them, but because rings are rings? This about this one? Damn?

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What is that one? Think they
just released this one though? That's why

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it says may the Force be with
you in Arabish, which is the Star

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Wars language, and it's black,
Like my ring is damn? Next time?

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Next time? Anyway? One looks
cool. One looks okay. The

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other cool thing is they like a
bunch of them. Holy one. I

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told them is for our first anniversary. I was like, can you get

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me the the one, the one
ring. It's a plastic one, but

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I'll still wear the heck ot it
you wi? And I'll learn Elfish just

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to talk about it. You know
what, I always forget that you do

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like Lord of the Ring. Here's
the thing. I I really got into

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it because of the Rings of Power
when we watched it, and we talked

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about it every week. Yeah,
but I want to watch like I've never

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watched the director's cuts for all three
of those original movies. I know the

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Hobbit might have them, but uh
yeah, it's every time like, oh,

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I download it for the plane,
but then I find something else to

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watch instead of the plane or whatever. Well you're my HBO Max, you

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can use it. No, I
have Max. Apparently they're all going to

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bundle again. So what do you
mean Comcast announced the bundle where it's Netflix

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you get. I think it's Apple
TV. Obviously they're Cable and Peacock and

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Peacock all in one bundle for like
sixty bucks geez or something. So is

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that what the cable company is now? The are losing money hand and fits

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because I need to cut the cord. Well, yeah, that's the thing.

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So more and I we'll talk about
the wedding a little bit more.

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More and I are touring apartments for
like our next place, because we're moving

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out place. Our current apartments like
falling apart. So it's like the apartments

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telling us please leave, don't be
here anymore. But we tore a place

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yesterday, and like, my main
question is, oh, like, do

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you have a technology package if you're
looking for apartments. A lot of places

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have that where they make you have
to get the cable box and the router.

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But the place we looked at I
was like, oh no, like

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we're partner of cocks. But you
pay, you buy whatever you want,

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which nowadays, hey, all you
need is a good router. Yeah,

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in internet service, I guess it's
all you need because it just makes more

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sense. But I need to I
need to get I think I'm gonna go

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the YouTube TV Yeah. Yeah that
and I've heard this is good. Hulu

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Plus was good too. I don't
know if it still is now it's bundled

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with Disney, but probably not.
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my live news stations and ESPN.
That's all I really need. And

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you can't have one or the other
on cable because then it's like, oh,

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it's only seventy bucks this, Oh, let me jacking on thirty bucks

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for ESPN? Like why why?
Why? Why? Why just give me

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what I want, Daddy, What
interesting thing is you got? I haven't

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been able to be on crisis in
a while, so I have all this

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nerdy stuff you do. Sony is
potentially gonna buy Paramount later this year,

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and so Paramount Plus is then gonna
be like the new home for all of

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Sony stuff. What yeah, instead
of how Netflix will be or it'll be

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Sony Plus or whatever. How does
it not? How are they that monopoly

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right there? I don't know,
man, I don't know. How can

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Sony buy Paramount? Because Sony,
that's the real thing people don't realize.

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Besides PlayStation and the movies, they
have TVs, electronics across the globe,

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you know, like, oh yeah, because outside of this, Sony is

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one of the biggest manufacturers for electronics. I mean, Sony speakers are always

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the best speakers ever. And I
mean we have Sony headphones that we use

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here at work that I only will
wear for here at work. I will

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never buy anything else, and I'll
spend the eighty bucks eighty to ninety bucks

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for those of those cans. Yeah, but just those ones, not the

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newer ones, that model, just
that model, Yeah, because I'm just

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that particular clearly, and you made
everyone else buy those, except now everyone's

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getting the little wireless looking one.
I don't like how those look. I

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get them, but I don't like
like. I like headphones. I like

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the way it looks. I like
the way I guarantee it. Yeah,

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I guarantee it. Speaking of I
like the way it looks. Are pop

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I ordered me and Hoodie some pops
yesterday, Funkos, some Funkos. It's

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starting again. It's not that itch. The itch there. The itch has

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always been there. You've been with
Lego, E've been in bed with Lego

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past years. Me and Lego are
bff. But now Funko's knocking on the

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door. Say that I that we
saw yesterday made me buy one for myself,

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bought one for Hoodie, and I
also bought a keychain. Then I

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think I might give to you.
What is the keychen? Is a surprise?

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I don't know it? Should it
be? Or do you want to

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surprise? That's okay, you love
surprises. What brand category is it?

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Star Wars Wars? Is it Max
Rebo? No? That's okay. I

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wish I was rocking Max Rebo sucks
at the wedding. Are you really yeah,

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I don't really look at your socks. It's too busy. Men's right

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by your beautiful face. You look
at my ass put you in the dance

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floor. No, no, no, fucked up my knee. But you

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know, it is what it is. You don't dance wall out of one

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at your own wedding so much so
you were killing it. I tried.

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Well, that's what we found out, is that like, like the wedding

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is a reflection of the bride in
the groove U one of obviously all you're

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playing, but like if you're a
chill couple, then no one will be

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on the dance floor. You know. If you're the ones talking to everybody,

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right, then everyone's gonna be talking
about dancing out. Okay, it's

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I mean a lot of weddings,
but is it all it's now it's become

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a thing, right where the bride
and groom go around every table and thank

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everybody. Yeah, it's because usually
if you do like a buffet wedding,

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you can just post up at the
beginning of the buffet. I've done that,

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or I've had a wedding in the
past where like they just posted,

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they gave you your plate and I
said thank you for coming. But yeah,

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I like that because then when food
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table and then pretty much interrupted every
dinner for five minutes, then move to

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the next table. As we're going
to transition into Hoodie's wedding, I will

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say this. I will say that
I hate weddings more than anything, but

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Andrew's wedding with his beautiful wife More
was great. It was perfect. I

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am very happy that I got invited. I'm happy I was able to spend

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that time with you and share that
moment with you and your wife and her

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fam and your fam and your mom
and dad and brother John. They all

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love you. I know they do. They're all over you because I'm pretty

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fucking awesome. But I will say
that it was a great wedding and I'm

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again happy as hell that I was
there. So thank you for the invite.

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Well thank you for coving, because
I saw your lovely face looking at

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me at the aisle. I was
right there right. They didn't plan it,

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see me cry. I didn't plan
it. We were run a little

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late because you know, sauce ticks
forever. I figured and uh and uh

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yeah, and I was trying to
not be seen. But unfortunately at the

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aisle seat we locked eyes a couple
of times. I know you said I

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do to me It's okay, I
do forever. But stupid question though you

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wrote your vows, but was she
reading them or did you know so that

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for next year? Officient Reverend Catherine
Dupree, incredible job by the credible job.

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Incredible job. She We met with
her, like I guess the past

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year and a half a couple of
times, and she's either taken notes from

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what we've been saying, what we're
doing in the meetings. And then we

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had like a survey that of like
private stuff we did. And it's funny

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because like when that survey came out
more than I did couples therapy before into

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the wedding, and I'm not ashamed
of it. You need to figure out

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ship. And it was like the
same kind of question, so like I

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was locked we were locked in for
like the other one because we knew we

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did it already. So that's what
she pulled from. More and I did

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do our own separate vows before the
wedding that we're filmed. Now will we

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get them? We'll find out.
So it's interesting. The videographer stuff you

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only get certain things included, Like
you get the raw footage of things,

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so you get yes, you get
like the raw footage of your first dance,

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the ceremony and like like speeches,
but you don't get the raw footage

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of like dancing or your vows necessarily
just depends. So oh man, what

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a racket? What around if you
wanted and this isn't I'm not fun anything

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with the videography we picked. We
liked them, but I think it's just

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how you make money. If you
wanted a hard drive of everything, it

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was like five hundred bucks. I
don't know if we could back on it.

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What if you bought the hard drive
in and gave it to them and

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like here you go fifty Yeah,
so yeah it's okay. But yeah,

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wedding was really fun. Yes,
it is funny that like up till like

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Wednesday morning, I realized, you're
like, oh crap, we haven't like

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we got to pack this up.
That's got to be in a bag.

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So that like we went to bed
late like that Wednesday and Thursday was off

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from the show. Yeah, it
was really all day wedding stuff, which

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was fun. Really. Yeah,
rehearsal was fun. That one really quickly.

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Turns out the hotel we stayed at
was banning any like parties or anything

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or any alcohols at all. I
don't know if you saw those signs in

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that hotel, no, because we
found out apparently like two months ago a

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wedding and the party with the wedding
only a bunch of people threw up,

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and we're throwing up everywhere, and
we're throwing things, which is why they

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like kind of banned. Yeah,
like in any of the common bar open

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the next morning. Yeah, like
any of the common spaces that weren't the

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bar, Like you couldn't drink anything. It was in your room, you

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know. So that's how we loopholed. That wedding was great, welcome Star

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Wars marathon was on, so that
a little bit got her cut. My

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dad is super expensive. Not going
to do that again, but that's okay.

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Why, oh my god, it
was one hundred and twenty dollars for

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America. It was a good haircut
though, well that's what you get when

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you go to a real haircut.
But it did feel like a normal haircut

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because the barber kid was also with
him and so like he'd be distracted and

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that's fine. To handle his kid. But like, like I paid one

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hundred twenty dollars, you pay attention
to me, You pay attention to me,

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sucker, I paid for your time. That's what you gotta deal with,

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Andrews. Anyway, flash forward a
wedding. Didn't see more until our

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first look, so that went well. The bridesmaids and Groupson did a good

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job of making sure we didn't see
each other before then at least the day

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over the wedding. Did forget the
lightsabers at the hotel. That's okay,

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so no lightsaber photo. But brother
John, being the best man that he

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is, brought packed Star Wars toys
and we took photo of Star Wars toys

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instead, And that's why you jar
jar Binkson is like lapel the whole time.

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Wait, go, brother John,
so you're lucked out there. Gotta

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remember that bring extra toys for his
wedding next year, and right, you

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better bring you better bring correct next
year. You know I'm gonna try.

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If there is a pro tip if
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if you're gonna do like before and
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your ring before the before photos too, Because all of our photos. You

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don't know when we took them because
we have the rings on. Wait what

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so like, normally, if you
do like a before photo, like if

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you do a first look or with
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because you didn't get the ring and
so you would know, oh, that

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was done before the ceremony. But
because we had the ring on for both

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of them, it looks like we
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Okay, pro tip if you want
them photos. I'm so confused, but

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all right, I love it.
Give those tips because it's like that was

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the better wedding photo, but you
don't have your rings on you. Who

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knows? I'll be efficient? The
Lord says, I do. How mad

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would John be? What? Why
would he be mad? He's your best

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man. I'm just trying to get
in that wedding party. Ficient hoods.

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You'd be the sixth man in six
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I'm a good six man. I
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k back in the day. It
would be my brother Julian Blake, PJ

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no, maybe David Over, I don't

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know. Yeah, but there I'm
playing. I'm playing I'm playing my life

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for the next ten years. Give
me the playing game, you know,

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try try. Yeah. Then it
was fun. Cried when my grandparents came

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because that story yesterday on the show
that Grandpa was in the hospital to literally

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like eleven pm the night before the
wedding. So that worked out. That

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started the crying, and the more
came out, and she looked hot as

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hell, you know what I'm saying. And uh, every time I got

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her damn photos, I can't stop
happy crying because she looks so good at

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them, you know. And then
we got married and we danced the night

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away. We did the popular line
dances were more than I went. We

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went to the front, and I
think that's where I fucked up. My

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knee. Was one of them line
dances, you guys played, the Cha

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cha slide, the electric Electric,
just like the Wop wop was the weak

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one. I think, I think, I think what happened with that is

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when we put down on the list
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again and changed the dance on it. So like the younger people knew what

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the new dance was, but all
the people knew what the old dance.

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Was you have two conflicted dances going
on? Yeah, yeah, that's okay,

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sorry, but I had fun.
How many cookies? Two cookies?

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The chocolates that you had while during
dinner were incredible. I'm getting hopefully there's

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so bad getting those chocolates were epic
or his ant made those wow family recipe.

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Yeah, yeah, it was great. Uh. Photo polaroid book was

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fun. Instead of you doing this
signature book, if you're doing like a

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guest play, do you understand what
I just wrote? Yeah? Okay,

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cool. I think if you're doing
that, do the polarids instead, just

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because fun and we buy enough because
we didn't put this a sign but it's

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you take you do one for you
put one in our book too, and

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that's what kind of works, right
Sauce. I think that's why I wanted

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people to do so many polaroid It
was funny because More is an event planner.

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stuff we do here. We're very

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like, what are our activation stations
here at this We had that we had

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obviously the bar, you have the
cook table, photo photo booth, and

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the photo looked good too. That
that was an eleventh hour thing with our

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vendors set that up and she she
did a really good job with that.

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Also, I didn't I forgot to
do the QR code, but I got

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you got all my pictures right,
Yeah, okay. That that was another

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thing we we had a if you
want people to share their photos with you,

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you can set up a QR code
and put every table. No one

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did it. That's okay, And
we think it's because we had so many

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other photo Yes, going okay,
but do people send people send you your

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photos or yeah, I mean so
if like my grandparents sent me their photos,

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obviously they're not the best, that's
okay. There's some thumbs and fingers

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and the photos. But Grandpa and
your grandma were happy. Yeah, that's

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okay. Yeah, your mom was
happy. Yeah, I think the fun

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The funny thing is is like my
mom, I told more of this and

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it's gonna be really happy. My
mom was really happy and I was really

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nice. Sheep the funk out of
here and geez and so like, uh,

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normally, like my mom does a
lot for us, so it's cool

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to see her like let lose have
fun and dance. It is it's a

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lot of like the candid photos that
the photographer talking like, my mom's happy

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there, she's happy for us,
like the ones you put on your Instagram

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do the day from Mother's day on
YouTube? That looked great. It was

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a epic. Was she like fixing
your stuff or whatever? Yeah? Yeah,

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it's funny though. Everyone's like,
hey, can I fix your boat

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time? Like, guys, I
can only fix it like so many times

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before we undo it. You know, Oh, is it a real boat?

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Mine is a real bow tie?
No way? Yeah? Who tired

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for you? Me? I tied
it. I know how to tie bow

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ties? How YouTube YouTube back in
the day found the right video and I

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sometimes reference back to that video sometimes
if it's been a long time. No

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way, you really not over tie
bow tie? That's impressive. So you's

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right. Everyone else was. Everyone
else had a pre tiede one, but

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mine was especially kept. Yeah that
no, well, so that we didn't

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have to figure out how to tie
it. And I tell ten people how

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to tie a bow tie. It's
really hard, right, Uh no,

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it's just a lot of finessing really
more than anything. Tie wallet's on or

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do you pre tie somewhere else?
Uh? Well, it's on your neck?

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Yeah, you can't like pretie it
somewhere like around some not usually because

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the loop isn't wouldn't be big enough. Like a tie loop is big,

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but the bow tie loop wouldn't be
big enough. Like you can't keep that

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tied right, you have to untied
it every time to take it off.

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Oh, if you want to take
it off, but like that's only if

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you get naked. So you know
when you would take the bow tie off,

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you leave the bow tie on hoodie
when you get naked. Well,

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then you gotta like pull up this
car the collar underneath it. But you'll

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figure it. But yeah, and
then the butt the suv showed up,

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which was great. Shout out the
rest Limo. They hooked it up because

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Kevin was in charge of that.
And they pick a sober friend to be

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in charge of your have one person
try to be sober or close to it.

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Kevin sobers. I worked out sober
and then we got after party that

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was great, and then we're married, went to Ritz Carlton. We're going

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to put to Connor this week,
so don't leave it first class both ways

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and we're getting a nice little breakfast. So so much more. I want

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you to know I'm gonna miss your
husband, so much. It's scary without

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him. Well, God, I
miss you already. If you know what

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you won't miss well, actually,
yeah, you won't miss it because you're

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gonna do it next week. Am
I going to do when I'm not here?

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He is? Some stops connection time? Oh yeah, man? Uh,

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but we read real miss connections from
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to Washington d C dot Craigslist dot
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d C just depends what are you're
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what right? What went wrong?
And wow, a lot went wrong?

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It's uh in Maryland all right?
The Silver Spring area up looks like rock

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Rock Creek Park area. Excuse me, rainy day watcher, yep, Rainy

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days make me feel like showing off
a bit. I used to have a

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friend who enjoyed a fun, slightly
naughty show, but she moved away.

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Any other adventurous women care to watch
the puppet show? Yoh, it's a

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show all right, working like a
puppet. We're talking girth king. Uh.

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Next one in Woodbridge, brew Maam, do you need a place to

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sit in my face? I mean
looking for a babe that enjoys sitting on

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a face. Oder male here,
any race, any race, looking for

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a babe. Next one, chillium
chilling. It's like the DC area.

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White male here in d C.
Just bored and kind of lonely, just

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seeing if any ladies were possibly in
the same boat and would like to chat.

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If so, feel free to hit
this up. Because I'm lonely.

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Because I'm lonely, I'm so lonly
I have no Next one, doesn't he

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own a country? Or is any
building something? I have no idea what

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you're talking about. Next one to
come a park. Many women have had

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positive things to say about it.
I wonder if there are any women who

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are browsing these posts right at this
very moment. If you're going to read

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in between the lines, you probably
guess what it is I'm hoping to show

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you. Is there at least one
woman who like to have a look under

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the hood and share her honest opinion. Check that hood, check that dickstick?

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Get it? Yeah? Redland,
Derwood and Merlin and Mail looking for

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lady for reading sessions and Derwood,
I'm a thirty five year old Italian man.

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Italian, how you doing looking for
a lady this year? Some reading

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sessions I can host and with the
most reading session. What do you think

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it is? Hoody? I don't
know. Reading session Urban dictionary meaning sexual

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period of time set aside for reading, according to dictionary dot com. But

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let's see what Urban Dictionary says.
Oh reading here you go. Uh.

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Oh, reading is the act of
pointing out a flaw on someone else,

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uh and exaggerating it. So they
want to be humiliated. There you go

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in Italian, you know, and
the last one and only, but goodie.

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But it's always a classic because there's
always his baseball season. Let's face

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it. Catcher seeking pictures plural in
Bristow, near jff Lebla, near what

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even near the wedding? Then you
know posting five hours ago, fairly active.

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Catcher seeking gifted pictures, not just
one picture pictures one just to nightly

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practice. They need a rotation.
Uh, they want to they want to

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recreate Challengers. Challengers. The movie
the tennis movie was India. I haven't

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watched that yet. He is real
good her. The soundtrack's good on it

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too. I should check it out. I'll find it. Maybe I'll be

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free this weekend. Maybe maybe not. I don't think you will. I

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won't. I wonder why X for
you page always looks so weird. I

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mean, it's not my fault.
I think it is your fault. I

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don't like it. Oh yeah,
I don't like it. I just scroll

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by it and just look at it
and watch the video. They put in

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so much effort in this, like
this one. Look, she's going to

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see Chewbacca. Come on, Yeah, there's a normal one. There's nothing

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normal. Yeah, that one makes
sense. Mm hm because at the gym,

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at the gym, that was that
one. It was that one.

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She's that's red, he's blue.
But she also had a red dress too.

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Okay, God, look there's Leah. Yeah. Anyway, No,

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that does it for this week's show. Eric will be back next week with

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one Casey Yoda to find out how
was Yoda's experience at the wedding and what

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she's up to now and is she
on the prowl for the summer. I

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don't know, Fellas. Beware any
scared boys you can Eric, mister Eric

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B that's m R E r ic
kV follow me Andrew Hoodie with a y

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have a great week. Always remember
it's okay to be weird and sexy.

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It got weird, didn't it.
Yeah,