Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here,
y'all gonna make me act a fool up in here, up in here,
And hopefully already because it's time where she's about to get weird. Be prepared
for it to get weird. Thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get
it? Where? Where? Get? Where? Are you ready to get
weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listen already because you're listening to the
one hundred and eighty first episode of Let's Get Weird. Now, technically this
was supposed to be one hundred and eighty second because someone forgot the podcast last
week, and that's okay. I just didn't want to miss you, and
I need you, and I don't like get without Jude. You had Yodor,
you couldna yeah, but I wasn't in the mood to deal with you.
It's no offense, and it's like, yo, it's a great person.
I just wanted to I wanted my hoods, but I also wanted to
get tell out of here. Well next week, it's all your baby.
I don't want to do it. Now you're gonna have to do we might
have another missed week. All right. Well, anyway, my name's Heady,
and every we we give you the weird stories from our lives, the
globes, the streets, the sheets, the universes, the sky's above and
so many more in between. And you know we took a break last week
cuz your boy got married me. You know you didn't. I know,
I forgot my ring again, so yeah, yeah, no way, I
just got to put it in like a place in the morning where like it's
in my trajectory right now. It's like on a side dish with more's ring.
That's like for her morning like time. Yeah it works. But for
me, I'm like bag fridge of water, let's go and that's it.
So I always forget it. But don't worry. We're still married. Maybe
you need to get like a ring holder. We have a bunch of them.
We just they're all like packed away because we got them as gifts stuff.
You get a lot of those when you're engaged into marriage, you know,
really mm hmmm, because everyone's like, oh, well they need it
and we need it. Let me tell you something. A ring thing.
Yeah, Like they're like it's a ring and it's got a little pole in
it and you put the ring on the pole. Is there a Star Wars
one? There are? Actually? Do you want to see? So we
have plastic silicon rings too for like we go on the honeymoon later this week
and stuff. I want a Star Wars The company we did has a Star
Wars collection. Why did you get one of those? Because for my first
one I wanted to basic black one. Wait can I buy those for myself?
Or yeah? I mean I don't know why you would want to wear
them, but because rings are rings? This about this one? Damn?
What is that one? Think they just released this one though? That's why
it says may the Force be with you in Arabish, which is the Star
Wars language, and it's black, Like my ring is damn? Next time?
Next time? Anyway? One looks cool. One looks okay. The
other cool thing is they like a bunch of them. Holy one. I
told them is for our first anniversary. I was like, can you get
me the the one, the one ring. It's a plastic one, but
I'll still wear the heck ot it you wi? And I'll learn Elfish just
to talk about it. You know what, I always forget that you do
like Lord of the Ring. Here's the thing. I I really got into
it because of the Rings of Power when we watched it, and we talked
about it every week. Yeah, but I want to watch like I've never
watched the director's cuts for all three of those original movies. I know the
Hobbit might have them, but uh yeah, it's every time like, oh,
I download it for the plane, but then I find something else to
watch instead of the plane or whatever. Well you're my HBO Max, you
can use it. No, I have Max. Apparently they're all going to
bundle again. So what do you mean Comcast announced the bundle where it's Netflix
you get. I think it's Apple TV. Obviously they're Cable and Peacock and
Peacock all in one bundle for like sixty bucks geez or something. So is
that what the cable company is now? The are losing money hand and fits
because I need to cut the cord. Well, yeah, that's the thing.
So more and I we'll talk about the wedding a little bit more.
More and I are touring apartments for like our next place, because we're moving
out place. Our current apartments like falling apart. So it's like the apartments
telling us please leave, don't be here anymore. But we tore a place
yesterday, and like, my main question is, oh, like, do
you have a technology package if you're looking for apartments. A lot of places
have that where they make you have to get the cable box and the router.
But the place we looked at I was like, oh no, like
we're partner of cocks. But you pay, you buy whatever you want,
which nowadays, hey, all you need is a good router. Yeah,
in internet service, I guess it's all you need because it just makes more
sense. But I need to I need to get I think I'm gonna go
the YouTube TV Yeah. Yeah that and I've heard this is good. Hulu
Plus was good too. I don't know if it still is now it's bundled
with Disney, but probably not. Yeah. I just like my live television,
my live news stations and ESPN. That's all I really need. And
you can't have one or the other on cable because then it's like, oh,
it's only seventy bucks this, Oh, let me jacking on thirty bucks
for ESPN? Like why why? Why? Why? Why just give me
what I want, Daddy, What interesting thing is you got? I haven't
been able to be on crisis in a while, so I have all this
nerdy stuff you do. Sony is potentially gonna buy Paramount later this year,
and so Paramount Plus is then gonna be like the new home for all of
Sony stuff. What yeah, instead of how Netflix will be or it'll be
Sony Plus or whatever. How does it not? How are they that monopoly
right there? I don't know, man, I don't know. How can
Sony buy Paramount? Because Sony, that's the real thing people don't realize.
Besides PlayStation and the movies, they have TVs, electronics across the globe,
you know, like, oh yeah, because outside of this, Sony is
one of the biggest manufacturers for electronics. I mean, Sony speakers are always
the best speakers ever. And I mean we have Sony headphones that we use
here at work that I only will wear for here at work. I will
never buy anything else, and I'll spend the eighty bucks eighty to ninety bucks
for those of those cans. Yeah, but just those ones, not the
newer ones, that model, just that model, Yeah, because I'm just
that particular clearly, and you made everyone else buy those, except now everyone's
getting the little wireless looking one. I don't like how those look. I
get them, but I don't like like. I like headphones. I like
the way it looks. I like the way I guarantee it. Yeah,
I guarantee it. Speaking of I like the way it looks. Are pop
I ordered me and Hoodie some pops yesterday, Funkos, some Funkos. It's
starting again. It's not that itch. The itch there. The itch has
always been there. You've been with Lego, E've been in bed with Lego
past years. Me and Lego are bff. But now Funko's knocking on the
door. Say that I that we saw yesterday made me buy one for myself,
bought one for Hoodie, and I also bought a keychain. Then I
think I might give to you. What is the keychen? Is a surprise?
I don't know it? Should it be? Or do you want to
surprise? That's okay, you love surprises. What brand category is it?
Star Wars Wars? Is it Max Rebo? No? That's okay. I
wish I was rocking Max Rebo sucks at the wedding. Are you really yeah,
I don't really look at your socks. It's too busy. Men's right
by your beautiful face. You look at my ass put you in the dance
floor. No, no, no, fucked up my knee. But you
know, it is what it is. You don't dance wall out of one
at your own wedding so much so you were killing it. I tried.
Well, that's what we found out, is that like, like the wedding
is a reflection of the bride in the groove U one of obviously all you're
playing, but like if you're a chill couple, then no one will be
on the dance floor. You know. If you're the ones talking to everybody,
right, then everyone's gonna be talking about dancing out. Okay, it's
I mean a lot of weddings, but is it all it's now it's become
a thing, right where the bride and groom go around every table and thank
everybody. Yeah, it's because usually if you do like a buffet wedding,
you can just post up at the beginning of the buffet. I've done that,
or I've had a wedding in the past where like they just posted,
they gave you your plate and I said thank you for coming. But yeah,
I like that because then when food was coming, we went to each
table and then pretty much interrupted every dinner for five minutes, then move to
the next table. As we're going to transition into Hoodie's wedding, I will
say this. I will say that I hate weddings more than anything, but
Andrew's wedding with his beautiful wife More was great. It was perfect. I
am very happy that I got invited. I'm happy I was able to spend
that time with you and share that moment with you and your wife and her
fam and your fam and your mom and dad and brother John. They all
love you. I know they do. They're all over you because I'm pretty
fucking awesome. But I will say that it was a great wedding and I'm
again happy as hell that I was there. So thank you for the invite.
Well thank you for coving, because I saw your lovely face looking at
me at the aisle. I was right there right. They didn't plan it,
see me cry. I didn't plan it. We were run a little
late because you know, sauce ticks forever. I figured and uh and uh
yeah, and I was trying to not be seen. But unfortunately at the
aisle seat we locked eyes a couple of times. I know you said I
do to me It's okay, I do forever. But stupid question though you
wrote your vows, but was she reading them or did you know so that
for next year? Officient Reverend Catherine Dupree, incredible job by the credible job.
Incredible job. She We met with her, like I guess the past
year and a half a couple of times, and she's either taken notes from
what we've been saying, what we're doing in the meetings. And then we
had like a survey that of like private stuff we did. And it's funny
because like when that survey came out more than I did couples therapy before into
the wedding, and I'm not ashamed of it. You need to figure out
ship. And it was like the same kind of question, so like I
was locked we were locked in for like the other one because we knew we
did it already. So that's what she pulled from. More and I did
do our own separate vows before the wedding that we're filmed. Now will we
get them? We'll find out. So it's interesting. The videographer stuff you
only get certain things included, Like you get the raw footage of things,
so you get yes, you get like the raw footage of your first dance,
the ceremony and like like speeches, but you don't get the raw footage
of like dancing or your vows necessarily just depends. So oh man, what
a racket? What around if you wanted and this isn't I'm not fun anything
with the videography we picked. We liked them, but I think it's just
how you make money. If you wanted a hard drive of everything, it
was like five hundred bucks. I don't know if we could back on it.
What if you bought the hard drive in and gave it to them and
like here you go fifty Yeah, so yeah it's okay. But yeah,
wedding was really fun. Yes, it is funny that like up till like
Wednesday morning, I realized, you're like, oh crap, we haven't like
we got to pack this up. That's got to be in a bag.
So that like we went to bed late like that Wednesday and Thursday was off
from the show. Yeah, it was really all day wedding stuff, which
was fun. Really. Yeah, rehearsal was fun. That one really quickly.
Turns out the hotel we stayed at was banning any like parties or anything
or any alcohols at all. I don't know if you saw those signs in
that hotel, no, because we found out apparently like two months ago a
wedding and the party with the wedding only a bunch of people threw up,
and we're throwing up everywhere, and we're throwing things, which is why they
like kind of banned. Yeah, like in any of the common bar open
the next morning. Yeah, like any of the common spaces that weren't the
bar, Like you couldn't drink anything. It was in your room, you
know. So that's how we loopholed. That wedding was great, welcome Star
Wars marathon was on, so that a little bit got her cut. My
dad is super expensive. Not going to do that again, but that's okay.
Why, oh my god, it was one hundred and twenty dollars for
America. It was a good haircut though, well that's what you get when
you go to a real haircut. But it did feel like a normal haircut
because the barber kid was also with him and so like he'd be distracted and
that's fine. To handle his kid. But like, like I paid one
hundred twenty dollars, you pay attention to me, You pay attention to me,
sucker, I paid for your time. That's what you gotta deal with,
Andrews. Anyway, flash forward a wedding. Didn't see more until our
first look, so that went well. The bridesmaids and Groupson did a good
job of making sure we didn't see each other before then at least the day
over the wedding. Did forget the lightsabers at the hotel. That's okay,
so no lightsaber photo. But brother John, being the best man that he
is, brought packed Star Wars toys and we took photo of Star Wars toys
instead, And that's why you jar jar Binkson is like lapel the whole time.
Wait, go, brother John, so you're lucked out there. Gotta
remember that bring extra toys for his wedding next year, and right, you
better bring you better bring correct next year. You know I'm gonna try.
If there is a pro tip if you are getting married or whatever, is
if you're gonna do like before and after photos before and then after, wear
your ring before the before photos too, Because all of our photos. You
don't know when we took them because we have the rings on. Wait what
so like, normally, if you do like a before photo, like if
you do a first look or with family, you wouldn't have the ring on
because you didn't get the ring and so you would know, oh, that
was done before the ceremony. But because we had the ring on for both
of them, it looks like we did them all right after the wedding.
Okay, pro tip if you want them photos. I'm so confused, but
all right, I love it. Give those tips because it's like that was
the better wedding photo, but you don't have your rings on you. Who
knows? I'll be efficient? The Lord says, I do. How mad
would John be? What? Why would he be mad? He's your best
man. I'm just trying to get in that wedding party. Ficient hoods.
You'd be the sixth man in six Well, you know, I try.
I'm a good six man. I know what that references. I played some
k back in the day. It would be my brother Julian Blake, PJ
Yeah, uh, Santi you maybe no, maybe David Over, I don't
know. Yeah, but there I'm playing. I'm playing I'm playing my life
for the next ten years. Give me the playing game, you know,
try try. Yeah. Then it was fun. Cried when my grandparents came
because that story yesterday on the show that Grandpa was in the hospital to literally
like eleven pm the night before the wedding. So that worked out. That
started the crying, and the more came out, and she looked hot as
hell, you know what I'm saying. And uh, every time I got
her damn photos, I can't stop happy crying because she looks so good at
them, you know. And then we got married and we danced the night
away. We did the popular line dances were more than I went. We
went to the front, and I think that's where I fucked up. My
knee. Was one of them line dances, you guys played, the Cha
cha slide, the electric Electric, just like the Wop wop was the weak
one. I think, I think, I think what happened with that is
when we put down on the list originally, that's before TikTok took it over
again and changed the dance on it. So like the younger people knew what
the new dance was, but all the people knew what the old dance.
Was you have two conflicted dances going on? Yeah, yeah, that's okay,
sorry, but I had fun. How many cookies? Two cookies?
The chocolates that you had while during dinner were incredible. I'm getting hopefully there's
so bad getting those chocolates were epic or his ant made those wow family recipe.
Yeah, yeah, it was great. Uh. Photo polaroid book was
fun. Instead of you doing this signature book, if you're doing like a
guest play, do you understand what I just wrote? Yeah? Okay,
cool. I think if you're doing that, do the polarids instead, just
because fun and we buy enough because we didn't put this a sign but it's
you take you do one for you put one in our book too, and
that's what kind of works, right Sauce. I think that's why I wanted
people to do so many polaroid It was funny because More is an event planner.
And then obviously we do all the stuff we do here. We're very
like, what are our activation stations here at this We had that we had
obviously the bar, you have the cook table, photo photo booth, and
the photo looked good too. That that was an eleventh hour thing with our
vendors set that up and she she did a really good job with that.
Also, I didn't I forgot to do the QR code, but I got
you got all my pictures right, Yeah, okay. That that was another
thing we we had a if you want people to share their photos with you,
you can set up a QR code and put every table. No one
did it. That's okay, And we think it's because we had so many
other photo Yes, going okay, but do people send people send you your
photos or yeah, I mean so if like my grandparents sent me their photos,
obviously they're not the best, that's okay. There's some thumbs and fingers
and the photos. But Grandpa and your grandma were happy. Yeah, that's
okay. Yeah, your mom was happy. Yeah, I think the fun
The funny thing is is like my mom, I told more of this and
it's gonna be really happy. My mom was really happy and I was really
nice. Sheep the funk out of here and geez and so like, uh,
normally, like my mom does a lot for us, so it's cool
to see her like let lose have fun and dance. It is it's a
lot of like the candid photos that the photographer talking like, my mom's happy
there, she's happy for us, like the ones you put on your Instagram
do the day from Mother's day on YouTube? That looked great. It was
a epic. Was she like fixing your stuff or whatever? Yeah? Yeah,
it's funny though. Everyone's like, hey, can I fix your boat
time? Like, guys, I can only fix it like so many times
before we undo it. You know, Oh, is it a real boat?
Mine is a real bow tie? No way? Yeah? Who tired
for you? Me? I tied it. I know how to tie bow
ties? How YouTube YouTube back in the day found the right video and I
sometimes reference back to that video sometimes if it's been a long time. No
way, you really not over tie bow tie? That's impressive. So you's
right. Everyone else was. Everyone else had a pre tiede one, but
mine was especially kept. Yeah that no, well, so that we didn't
have to figure out how to tie it. And I tell ten people how
to tie a bow tie. It's really hard, right, Uh no,
it's just a lot of finessing really more than anything. Tie wallet's on or
do you pre tie somewhere else? Uh? Well, it's on your neck?
Yeah, you can't like pretie it somewhere like around some not usually because
the loop isn't wouldn't be big enough. Like a tie loop is big,
but the bow tie loop wouldn't be big enough. Like you can't keep that
tied right, you have to untied it every time to take it off.
Oh, if you want to take it off, but like that's only if
you get naked. So you know when you would take the bow tie off,
you leave the bow tie on hoodie when you get naked. Well,
then you gotta like pull up this car the collar underneath it. But you'll
figure it. But yeah, and then the butt the suv showed up,
which was great. Shout out the rest Limo. They hooked it up because
Kevin was in charge of that. And they pick a sober friend to be
in charge of your have one person try to be sober or close to it.
Kevin sobers. I worked out sober and then we got after party that
was great, and then we're married, went to Ritz Carlton. We're going
to put to Connor this week, so don't leave it first class both ways
and we're getting a nice little breakfast. So so much more. I want
you to know I'm gonna miss your husband, so much. It's scary without
him. Well, God, I miss you already. If you know what
you won't miss well, actually, yeah, you won't miss it because you're
gonna do it next week. Am I going to do when I'm not here?
He is? Some stops connection time? Oh yeah, man? Uh,
but we read real miss connections from actual d m V. You go
to Washington d C dot Craigslist dot org slash m D or v A or
d C just depends what are you're looking for and we figure out what,
what right? What went wrong? And wow, a lot went wrong?
It's uh in Maryland all right? The Silver Spring area up looks like rock
Rock Creek Park area. Excuse me, rainy day watcher, yep, Rainy
days make me feel like showing off a bit. I used to have a
friend who enjoyed a fun, slightly naughty show, but she moved away.
Any other adventurous women care to watch the puppet show? Yoh, it's a
show all right, working like a puppet. We're talking girth king. Uh.
Next one in Woodbridge, brew Maam, do you need a place to
sit in my face? I mean looking for a babe that enjoys sitting on
a face. Oder male here, any race, any race, looking for
a babe. Next one, chillium chilling. It's like the DC area.
White male here in d C. Just bored and kind of lonely, just
seeing if any ladies were possibly in the same boat and would like to chat.
If so, feel free to hit this up. Because I'm lonely.
Because I'm lonely, I'm so lonly I have no Next one, doesn't he
own a country? Or is any building something? I have no idea what
you're talking about. Next one to come a park. Many women have had
positive things to say about it. I wonder if there are any women who
are browsing these posts right at this very moment. If you're going to read
in between the lines, you probably guess what it is I'm hoping to show
you. Is there at least one woman who like to have a look under
the hood and share her honest opinion. Check that hood, check that dickstick?
Get it? Yeah? Redland, Derwood and Merlin and Mail looking for
lady for reading sessions and Derwood, I'm a thirty five year old Italian man.
Italian, how you doing looking for a lady this year? Some reading
sessions I can host and with the most reading session. What do you think
it is? Hoody? I don't know. Reading session Urban dictionary meaning sexual
period of time set aside for reading, according to dictionary dot com. But
let's see what Urban Dictionary says. Oh reading here you go. Uh.
Oh, reading is the act of pointing out a flaw on someone else,
uh and exaggerating it. So they want to be humiliated. There you go
in Italian, you know, and the last one and only, but goodie.
But it's always a classic because there's always his baseball season. Let's face
it. Catcher seeking pictures plural in Bristow, near jff Lebla, near what
even near the wedding? Then you know posting five hours ago, fairly active.
Catcher seeking gifted pictures, not just one picture pictures one just to nightly
practice. They need a rotation. Uh, they want to they want to
recreate Challengers. Challengers. The movie the tennis movie was India. I haven't
watched that yet. He is real good her. The soundtrack's good on it
too. I should check it out. I'll find it. Maybe I'll be
free this weekend. Maybe maybe not. I don't think you will. I
won't. I wonder why X for you page always looks so weird. I
mean, it's not my fault. I think it is your fault. I
don't like it. Oh yeah, I don't like it. I just scroll
by it and just look at it and watch the video. They put in
so much effort in this, like this one. Look, she's going to
see Chewbacca. Come on, Yeah, there's a normal one. There's nothing
normal. Yeah, that one makes sense. Mm hm because at the gym,
at the gym, that was that one. It was that one.
She's that's red, he's blue. But she also had a red dress too.
Okay, God, look there's Leah. Yeah. Anyway, No,
that does it for this week's show. Eric will be back next week with
one Casey Yoda to find out how was Yoda's experience at the wedding and what
she's up to now and is she on the prowl for the summer. I
don't know, Fellas. Beware any scared boys you can Eric, mister Eric
B that's m R E r ic kV follow me Andrew Hoodie with a y
have a great week. Always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,