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Literate listeners are so with God him. That's what goes there. Oh hi,

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welcome to Blarry Photos superimentally. Oh
welcome, I am welcome. I

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also like how we always start out
a wrap, but right when we get

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to the verse, we just we
bail. That's called knowing what you can

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do, your limits. Yeah,
that's right. I'm Dave Stecco. I

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am David the Maleman. Flora.
Wow, really running with this no format

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thing. There's just no laws,
no laws. It's the wild West,

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savvy heard the first time, Mike
often running. How you doing? Everybody?

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We have had drinks, but we
are now enjoying a nice Kentucky favorite.

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It is, I mean, a
good luck without a written component to

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this. But what are we what
are we enjoying? What labation are we

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having? Flora, this is a
golden soda among sodas. Quite literally,

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this is a nice ginger ale lovingly
called L eight when you're from Kentucky stands

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for a late one. Yeah,
if you're ever in Kentucky, make sure

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to stop somewhere, grab yourself in
la, out of the cooler, chug

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it. It's refreshing, it's refreshing, sugary, and then run up to

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an old lady and burp honor and
then say how do you like me?

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Now? And do it do a
cowboy dance and make sure you say ma'am

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sometime yeah, they get back in
your car. So this, this one's

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brought to you by a little little
liquor previously in La Now yeah yeah,

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yeah, So as discussed, no
money for that, right, yeah,

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no, that was no products.
So as as often discussed and and and

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thoroughly lamented, it is, it
is time for us to try to remedy

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our backlog of your awesome letters that
we just we try so hard to get

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through them and we can't. So
now now we just turn the spot on,

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that on spotlight on you and say
spider light on, but turn the

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spider light on them. Now it's
time for you to do your cowboy dance.

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That's right, don't forget to say
ma'am. Yeah. So yeah,

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it's time for listener Mail Supplemental with
your host Dave the Male Man Flora and

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David the Fart Machineses Teco frow Wow
Musical Supplemental. The far Machine got to

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be there, Well, it's not. It's not for the faint of heart.

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Let's for the faint of heart.
I hate the people we choose to

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be. So let's kick it off. Yeah, let's let's do this kicking

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it off. Flora, who do
you got? Well? Is it a

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podcast related email? It is?
Weren't ready for that one? No,

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damn it, Dave. Yeah,
Sometimes when I listen to music, uh

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huh, music that really speaks to
me. Yeah, like techno. No

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electronic dance music. No, it's
more like hardcore trip music. Whoa,

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because I'm one dark motherfucking lemon,
dark Lemon, Hi, dark Lemon.

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He says, need to protect yourselves
on the dangerous roads of the astral planes.

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Horse, you do unable to pull
a sword from a stone? Yep?

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And I can't want defense for the
cetacean transformation, of course I do.

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I don't sleep at night. Come
on down to Bachar's Batar Bizarre off

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every cinemeter past one hundred from our
legendary episode, Yes, episode that worked

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out better than I thought, legendary
weapons episode or a legendary episode. Yeah,

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wepisode Batar Maymber. It was like
one hundred and one cinemeters or something,

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or maybe it was not just an
I forget but excellent. But Schars

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Batar bizarre, wonderful. Thank you
dark Lemon. Thanks dark Lemon. Got

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an email from Rock Sanne, who
requires no music icle intro whatsoever. Yeah,

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I saw you. I saw you
move into position. It's like stopping

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a dump truck full of elephants drink
your Kentucky cane juice. So I got

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an email to read very well,
Roxan rights. You guys are doing a

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great job. Still catching up with
past episodes. Thanks Roxann's listening to the

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Bullstone fair Point podcast and had to
pause in mid listen to type the following

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Stecco, You're almost forty years old, you play video games and have an

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interest in sci fi. I got
up say at this point it seems a

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little accusatory. I feel like there's
there's going to be a get your life

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together moment here. No, no
such thing actually went to call it.

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Let's see your forty years old,
to play video games, have an interesting

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sci fi, went to college and
hung out with scientists. And this is

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in caps. And you had not
read Hitchhiker's Gone to the Galaxy until last

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year, and you haven't finished the
trilogy of five books yet. What the

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bro seriously like? WUTF that stands
for what the fun bro? Or why

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the face bro? I'm no treky, no video gamer, no D N

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d er, no science geek,
just a history craze girls raised in a

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small southern town and somehow stumbled upon
the first book in nineteen eighty three when

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I was twelve. That sounds like
the intro to to a reality show.

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Yeah, that's true. Traveling with
Rock's hand, Yeah, visit in ancient

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sites. Listen. I'm no treky, I ain't no video gamer. I

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got no time for D and D. And you can keep your damn science

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horse shary. I'm just a simple
woman with a love history and an RV

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and a bunch of friends. Come
on with me. You're right, it's

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a good show. Host of them
are topless. I'd watch it. Everybody

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would watch it, Roxanne, make
it happen. Yeah, I'm a voracious

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reader, and I still can't.
You really did vacious. I'm a voracious

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reader. Well, actually, voracious
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with that on accent. Yeah,
I'm a voracious reader, and I still

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can't say that I've ever read anything
funnier. Though A Confederacy of Dunces is

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hilarious. That is true. Confederacy
of Dunces maybe my favorite book of all

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time. Wow. Now, if
you like that book and would like to

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hear more from that author, you're
right, because yeah, well not even

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not even that. He actually wrote
the manuscript, put it in his closet,

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then killed himself, and his mother
found it years later, and through

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an amazing series of events, got
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published in It is one of the
best books of the twentieth century. So

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a little bit sad there, but
what a hilarious, wonderful book. Moving

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on, because leka, this,
I mean, Roxanne, this letter rolls

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on like proud Mary rolling down a
river. So she says, instead of

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giving you anymore, I'll just encourage
you to read The Restaurant at the End

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of the Universe, which I always
thought was the funniest of the series,

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and keep moving on. I do
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as I do. I'm going to
really sweet run of books right now.

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Yeah, I'm about three quarters through
The Forever War. That's a great book.

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I think you'll be amazed by how
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today. One word of caution.
Adams wrote the first book in seventy nine.

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It was a hit. Thus the
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had been poached. Oh just keep
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Might think that it is derivative.
It's not. It's just often imitated.

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Oh so this is we're drinking from
the fountain here, so us Please,

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Flora, please tell me that you've
read them, Flora, just the first

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one. Oh, I'm sorry,
rocks In, we're just heartbreakers. If

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not, both got to go to
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people just send us to the penalty
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That's not how the legal system works. People crying out loud. The thing

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is serious, hard time. It's
offensive, but it's not illegal. Yeah.

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God see, I've got him right
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right there. It's it's even a
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gold. Oh you're right. Wow, yep, all five of them in

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one binding. I bought it with
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Well, I'll tell you what if
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War, if I come back here, then you're not reading it. I'm

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taking it. There you go,
even got its own bookmark. It's one

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of those fancy books. Oh it
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penalty box in general principle. Take
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You'll lose. I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that for one second.

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Good thing. The legal system doesn't
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done. Money, Flora kutas to
you on the two original stories, A

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Thousand Flies and the Thrift Store Fined. Thank you. He were seriously better

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than any of the ghost rays you
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Great job, Thank you. I
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solstice and all that jazz jazzy and
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things. Thank you, Rock Sam. Kind of you, madam. And

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yes, no, I know that
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the forefront of my literary work sheet
of books. I have an actual stack

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of books on my bedside that I'm
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put that in there, because you're
right. I really enjoyed Hitchhiker's Guide,

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and why would I not want to
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If anyone out there is looking for
anything to read, by all means,

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get John Scalzi any absolutely anything.
The Old Man's War series is amazing.

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Starts out super Starship Troopers, ends
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intergalacticoma diplomacy, and it's it's just
a wonderful series. He's a great writer,

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and I was shocked and amazed and
delighted to find a close personal friend

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of Ken Hype. Really Yep,
yep, they're they're just they're Chicago writer

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friends. You should um, yeah, you should use that. I want

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to. I want to absolutely ring
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way. But yeah, absolutely terrific. Try to see if you can find

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see if there's anything on old audible, trial dot com, slash Black.

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Absolutely, He's written a number of
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was a recent, really popular one. Uh. He's just he's just got

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a great writing style. So there
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reading. How about listening, Flora
tell people a thing so they can listen

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to it. I have a story
actually that comes to us from a nubous

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on whoa your anka? Not kidding? See what I did. Here's here's

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a story that our legendary episode reminded
him of I was golfing at a golf

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course in Michigan on the shores of
Lake Erie. The fairways were lined with

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very tall reads and cattails, and
he was gonna say virgins by the way,

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people, I say Oregon, okay, I said at once in that

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episod So in the Shanghai Tunnel's episode, because I was saying it's silly,

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and I said Aragone. I know
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said angle Land. No, no, dude, it's Oregone. Right.

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If you're in Portland, right on
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why, because your delicate sensibilities.
I'm like, I'm like, I wear

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a leather jacket. I'm a bad
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Now, let me taste your tears. Portland. No, you can't

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borrow a cigarette, but a Nubisca
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or nine feet tall. At one
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He noticed out of the corner of
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cattails across the fairway. Startled him. He looked towards it, and he

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saw nothing but cattails. But as
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He saw more movement, and from
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be about shoulder level. It was
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quick vertical sweeping movement, as if
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Then it stopped. He couldn't make
out any detail. It was like

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a dark mass had moved, and
then it disappeared. He couldn't see it

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anymore. I thought it was an
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seemed to be as tall as he
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the place where he had seen it, the whole time staring deep into the

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mess of cattails. He got closer
and closer, and suddenly he saw a

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large mass as tall as a person
move about a yard from left to right

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in the reeds. He still couldn't
make out any actual shape. The movement

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was kind of jerky, like a
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It stopped as suddenly as it started. He froze. He searched, but

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he couldn't see anything but the reds. He took two more tiptoe steps,

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and it moved again, and this
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and tripped over himself as he backed
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what was happening. He'd been staring
deep into the reeds to identify the movement.

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In reality, the movement was happening
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cattail. It was a sandhill crane, he says. He once he understood

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it was easy to see it standing
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to believe that he couldn't see it
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coloring, its spindley legs, and
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of the reds to be easily spotted. His mind had told him that the

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movement was deep within the reds.
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things on that plane, so he
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it on the astral plane. Yeah, how someone could actually be tricked into

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mistaking a sand hill crane for any
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now for some PNS puns. Yeah, he says. He knows. We

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couldn't get to all of the legendary
weapons, but there is a couple that

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we forgot. Oh. The Malaysian
warrior Hung Ta was known to be a

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doodler, always making everyone wait for
him. Those around him soon learned never

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to tell him to hurry up lest
he meet his legendary Chris coming. Sorry.

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Ah, there's a pre katana,
legendary Japanese sword. It was so

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quick and deadly that it was said
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heroes, and to be killed by
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to your honor. It was called
the kiss a hero hakka lugi. And

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that's that's what we got from a
Nuba song and bast on whoa thank you

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both the whole family family. Did
you know you're all gods? All right?

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Got an email here from Rachel Rachel. Rachel writes, boys, ah,

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I mean technically, although I'd like
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discovered your show Things to You being
featured on Alcoholywood. Oh and I've been

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on a listening bench starting from episode
one ever since. Thank you. Yeah.

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Rachel goes on to say, can
I just say fuck you? Oh?

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I love this already. That's how
that is? How? Now you

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have you had my curiosity, now
you have my interest. There's a certain

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amount of professionalism'm expected in my workplace. I also have your reputation for resting

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bitch face. Both of these are
impossible to maintain when I'm laughing so hard

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I nearly drool because of your antics. I like, I mean, resting

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bitch face is awesome. Your build
a bear bit at the end of the

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Illuminati episode left me gasping with laughter
and holding onto the stair railing in my

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apartment complex. My neighbors are now
considering calling to have me committed. On

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the other hand, I no longer
have to worry about doing ab exercises at

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the gym every time one of you
says Hank, crack up all over again.

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Love you guys. Can't wait to
catch up on the rest of the

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episodes. Thank you, Rachel,
Rachel, and keep listening. We're gonna

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get weirder and weirder, and your
co worker'll be angry or at your like

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like, oh man, she's always
so happy and has such great abs.

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Do you know what you should do? Find a way I mean practice at

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home in the mirror to laugh with
resting bitch face. Uh, Dave,

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we heard from none you Well,
it's gotta be some of them. No,

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No, you know what none is
short for what none of your business?

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You know they're not gonna let you
have a name like that on Facebook.

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You're right, so she closed her
damn account. That's right. Hum

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A man ain't playing by your rules, she says. Off the grid,

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she says, hey fella hello.
After listening to Bloody Benders, she can't

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help but wonder if the story was
the inspiration behind the movies Nothing but Trouble

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and House of a Thousand Corpses.
I hope that some twisted, horrifying human

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individual was like Bloody Benders. Wait, what if we got damn n acroid

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turned his nose into a dick and
then had Chevy Chase land in his house

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with a pre boob job Debbie Moore? Oh, and also Digital Underground with

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Tupac in the background. Sell it
to me? Fought to wow, and

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she says, did you hear about
the new law firm that just opened up?

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They serve as a defense team for
ax murderers, throat slashers, and

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skull smashers. It's a law firm
of Boording and Binder. Their slogan is

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access how we can drop the hammer
on your defense. Nice? Nice,

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thank you? None yet, I
wonder what nine years up to this weekend.

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Well, actually she's none your business. Oh as we marched here,

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we got another email from Roxanne listening
to the latest Bullstone. Since we segged

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into eighties and nineties hip hop,
She's surprised we didn't bring up the epic

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Roxanne Roxanne, I Want to Be
Your Man song by Utfo, which was

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famously answered by Roxanne Shanty in Roxand's
Revenge, both in nineteen eighty four.

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So before our time, not true, maybe Flora's time, Maybe before your

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time, Flora, I was in
my prom and then in eighty four,

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I'll have you know what was the
baddest ass nine year old y'all have them

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a met walking around a little sweatsuit. I needed a haircut. Roxanne actually

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didn't understand what the police song Roxanne
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mortified when she did, But she
seems to have gotten over it. Latest

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Bolstone Flora says that the big Foot
guy was like two Miller lights away from

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a high coup. That's true,
vodka flying out my nose. But damn

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bless you boys, because that show
was funny as hell, total T shirt

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material. Yeah, I too,
am half drunk listening to you now awesome.

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So I totally feels that JD vibe
Flora nice hand. There's Jack,

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Yeah, Jack, there's there's a
real like whiskey contingent to this podcast that

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I am proud of. Yeah.
Why why the hell didn't we do bourbon

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chat? Yeah? No, shit
too late? You know what? Yeah?

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Yeah, timp Tabitha on you know
what occurred to me, Flora?

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Um, we're coming up on the
exact six months. Is that the parahelium

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or the appa Helian of Saint Patrick's
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think app was the farthest. Yeah, I don't know which one it is,

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but I don't know. I don't
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we crack a few beers cheers to
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future. Maybe um. Rock Sand
also hits us up with a whole bunch

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of good show suggestions. Thank you
for that. That means that this email

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goes on a different pile when I'm
done reading it, So thank you very

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much, rock Sand. And given
the fact that we're digging through, I

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mean, there might be more rock
Sham in the pile. I don't know.

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I don't know. It's not my
job to find out the rock,

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Sam Dave. We've heard from Stephanie
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starts out, Flora, you are
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you asked for someone to tell you
if you were. She says, you

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can donate blood if you have a
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a tattoo. If the tattoo is
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tattoo facilities. What state, Oh, Alabama currently? Actually currently the only

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states that do not regulate are Washington, d C, Georgia, Idaho,

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Maryland and Massachusetts, Nevada, New
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and Wyoming. More than I thought, New York does not regulate tattoos.

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Wow, the requirement is related to
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tattoo is acceptable if the tattoo is
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needles and ink that is not reused. And she says, I mean,

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hell, they don't want your blood
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week. So it's probably a good
idea to check stuff off this Red Cross

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list. Anyway, truth, Stephanie
was not the only astute observer of my

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internet. Believe in my Spreading Misinformation, listener Juliet writes in says the whole

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you can't thing seemed wrong to me
because my boyfriend has a tattoo and gives

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blood regularly. So she asked him
about it. He said, the Red

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Cross just asked if he had had
it done in a licensed chop, and

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there was no problem because he had. Oh, otherwise, there's a waiting

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period of he thinks two years,
but not a lifetime ban. So tattooed

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people should feel free to donate blood, get to know, fixing that,

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getting it out there. Thank you
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also I'm particularly glad that they brought
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that we're announcing tonight. That's right, it's uh pick Floora's tattoo contest.

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So um, you can either draw
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okay if it's approximate. You don't
have to be an artist. Well you

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know, if if, if you
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to kind of clean it up a
little or just just describe a tattoo,

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and we are going to get that
thing permanently etched into Flora's skin, not

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like a job stopper on his neck. But like, I don't know,

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something we're gonna We're gonna floor up, is what we're gonna do. If

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if we mark Maren this podcast and
we make a million dollars, oh my

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god, and of it, I
will get a tattoo of all of our

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listeners. Terms I'll get I'll get
a family photo tattoo of all of our

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Yeah. I'm not even going to
put an asterisk on neck because it just

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start sending in those those tattoo ideas. I would if if we if we

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got not even a million dollars out
of this thing, if we got six

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solid figures somehow out of doing the
podcast, I would consider getting getting a

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blurry photos tattoo. But would you
let the listeners choose it for you?

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I don't know. If the listeners
gave us that six figures, then I

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guess maybe, Yeah, I'd say
they bought that real estate on your ass.

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You know what if we start up
a Patreon, Yeah we used to,

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well, I used to play this
game at work. How much money

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would you accept to have someone tattooed
their name onto your ass? What is

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it worth? What is that real
estate worth? And it's it's a fun

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game. Ask your co workers be
like, okay, what was your number?

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Oh? Shoot, I think it
was twenty five thousand? Really,

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yeah, I was well, I'd
have done fifty at least. Yeah.

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No, twenty five thousand, Now
that's that's not like no bullshit, Like

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I get a check for twenty five
thousand? Did your ass Florida? Well

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your ass order or what? Why? Real estate? It's a depressed economy.

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Yeah, I know for twenty five
thousand? Is if someone gave me

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a yeah? Nice? Wow?
Yeah, So everyone ask yourself that question.

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How much would you charge someone to
put their name on your ass?

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Hilarious? Um, yeah, thank
you ladies, Yeah, thank you,

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Stephanie and Juliet. I've got an
email from Todd X. Well I can

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tell you who it's not. Who's
it not? It's not Todd one and

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it's not Todd two. About this
is Todd X. That's not a number

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though it's a Roman number. Todd
right, he's Roman numbered. Todd is

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trying to help you out. Sorry, Todd's trying to help you till he's

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got a program. He does,
he does well. He wants you to

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do some ninety days, Supstirs or
whatever. Todd's coming to your rescue.

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Flora, being a former video editor
and current office worker, I know the

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pain of a sore back. Oh
decided to see a chiropractor when a general

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practitioner suggested that it was just age
and prescribe some drugs. That is such

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a horse. I hate that.
That's what's wrong with the country man.

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Just put just put some drugs in
your body. That'll clear it up.

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At least that'll get rid of the
symptoms. Solution was not acceptable, so

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went to a chiropractor questions about his
activities and habits. He offered uh some

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pieces of advice that changed everything.
One stop putting your wallet in your back

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pocket. You are sitting on your
ass all day. Doesn't seem like much,

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but this place is pressure on the
wallet side, which over time causes

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muscles, fatigue, and eventially a
thrown back. Good to know. Good

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to know. I don't put my
wallet in my back pocket because for a

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long time I had a Castanza wallet
and there was just no way I could

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live like that. I don't put
I don't put my wallet and sit very

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much anymore. I used to,
but like lately, no wallet in my

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pocket. Try this one. Put
a pillow between your legs, are under

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your knees when you sleep. Yeah, I doesn't say when you sleep,

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but I'm adding that I assume that's
when he means just walk around with a

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pillow between these said that was it. A few adjustments and some suggestions,

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and five years later, I've not
had a back pain since. Nice.

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Well, I am. He wasn't
the only one I think to give advice.

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We'll probably get to the other one
that we got to eventually, but

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yeah, appreciate that. Todd also
says, have you ever thought about taking

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blurry photos to the world of video? If Destination Truth or or whatever it's

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called now can get on the air
and nothing against that show is great.

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The two of you have such a
great chemistry and a great perspective filled with

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humor and actual critical thought that skeptics
and believers could would enjoy it. What

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do the listeners need to do to
get more Dave and Dave Bullstone? Blurry

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photos chrona not storytellers, puns can
hight what I'm saying is you have enough

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materity to bring this to the radio. Have a mighty boosh, Todd X.

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Well, you know fun fact in
the annals of if Blurry Photos can

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be said to have a lost episode, we have a secret, vaulted lost

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episode that boy. Three years ago, two years ago, three years ago,

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we submitted Blurry Photos to the History
Channel. They had an open submission

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for shows. It's all right,
and uh we whipped up on the fly

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sort of a television formatted show.
We recorded it, we shot it,

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We of course interviewed Ken Hype and
we still have it rattling around and a

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little secret it's it's only a five
minute video because that was the submission limit.

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We couldn't pass over over that limit. So it was an actual full

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show show. But it was us
on camera just just talking at the camera

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and being like, here's an interview
we did with with Ken Hyde. Yeah

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it's yeah, you're right, it's
not a show and that anyone want to

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watch it because it's like, hello, J Staco and I'm David Flora.

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We have a a show that would
call Blurry Photos, and this is what

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we think would so here it goes. Yeah. Yeah, we did not

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win and when then when we saw
the list of shows that did get picked

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up. You know what, though, in retrospect, I don't think any

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of those shows ever made it.
I don't know that I paid much tension

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after that, to be honest.
But most of the shows that got picked

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up were like American Roadhouse Rescue,
American fire Truckers Ye, Roadhouse Rescue,

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Fires Freedom Yeah, Freedom Barbecue Truckers, Yeah, American Picking barbecues Picking,

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American Fireman. It was definitely,
uh, you could see what they were

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going for. Oh yeah, want
and out of that. But I don't

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all History I don't recall ever seeing
any of those shows, like actually on

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the rotation, because I don't watch
a ton of History Channel, but enough

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that, I mean I would have
recognized one of those names, you would

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think. But yeah, it was
just one of those cattle call submission things

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that that you know, History Channel
puts out there. But what we what

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we did get out of it was
a you know, a fun little five

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minute video which you know, someday
maybe we'll just throw up on the side.

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And also we got a lot of
footage of our interview with kin Hyde,

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which is just like sitting around right
and that's a lot of fun information

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that he threw out there, so
that might be worth something. Yeah,

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at some point we've got early video
of kin Hyde, you know. You

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know, that's it's another thing to
add to the list of just things it

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would be fun to do if we
had the damn time. Yeah. No,

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I mean that's the that's the the
whole the whole thing is is truth

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be told. We want to do
more of this, we really do.

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Uh, it's just between recording episodes, editing them and all the other stuff

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researching and also I'm just the ancillary
stuff, you know, getting t shirts

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printed and trying to figure out not
only how to get the online store going,

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but like how you get like how
do we get like a shipping solution

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that's not stupidly expensive, and you
know, like all those little things like

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00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:02.880
you know, Flora and I both
work. We work a full time job,

405
00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:06.839
and God will and they'll come a
day where we can actually call this

406
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.720
our job and do as much blurry
photos as we can possibly manage. And

407
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:14.119
that's and that's something maybe this is
a good time to throw out there.

408
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:18.960
We are like nine percent sure we're
going to set up a Patreon account,

409
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:22.279
which is it's say, it's like, it's the way NPR works, Like

410
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:26.839
in Chicago, they have high fidelity, which is just like a monthly like

411
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:30.680
oh and if you if you contribute
this much a month, you get this,

412
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:33.559
We give you this extra stuff and
at this level you get this stuff.

413
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:36.279
It's it's very that the way I
think about it in my head as

414
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:42.160
it's very nprsh okay. So it's
it's like a monthly donating platform wherein instead

415
00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.680
of just giving us money, you
actually get some more stuff out of it.

416
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:48.480
So if you say, want to
give us five dollars a month,

417
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:53.400
you are entitled to something at the
five dollar level level that we give back

418
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.359
to you. If you want to
give ten dollars a month, you get

419
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:01.440
that five dollars level and something else. And this these could be anything from

420
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:07.279
like some of the music that we've
put together we give to you in file

421
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.160
formats so you have it to go
to bed with when you want to,

422
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:15.400
and then some of it maybe maybe
a live question and answer session once a

423
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:21.880
month with us on like a live
streaming thing on the old internet there.

424
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:24.519
And we're just we're trying to come
up with ideas of what to give back

425
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:29.640
to you guys. So at this
point, why don't you if you have

426
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.359
some ideas what you think might be
cool for us to offer if you became

427
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:37.680
a patron of the podcast, email
us, email us or Facebook messages or

428
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:42.119
whatever you want to do, just
let us know what you think would be

429
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:45.839
cool. And this is even we're
even talking maybe on the high end.

430
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.960
You know, if we reach certain
goals, would get to upgrade equipment,

431
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:54.880
we get to maybe take field trips, go visit some places and report on

432
00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:59.119
it, and maybe even you know, if we get high enough, we

433
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:02.039
start doing a video a month or
like a maybe a video show a month

434
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:07.519
or something like you can you can
really have some power over us. Yeah,

435
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:09.359
I mean we could do like a
live camera thing where you know,

436
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:14.519
maybe we're just sitting on a bed
and shamefully taking our clothes off for you.

437
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:25.759
Just let that sit there for a
while. Literally, our patron numbers

438
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:30.079
just skyrocketed to the ground. Anyways. That's that's what Patreon is, and

439
00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:36.680
we're happy to entertain suggestions from you
guys because we're not sure what what you'd

440
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:39.240
want from us. Yeah, no, that's that's actually a well put,

441
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:42.799
like, I don't what do you
want from us. Yeah, you know,

442
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:45.000
you get some swag. We'll we'll
get some swag thrown in there and

443
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:52.960
stuff and digital and physical and what
have emotional emotional and p emotional nice.

444
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:55.279
So anyways, that's that's, that's
the little thing there. So thank you

445
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:01.079
Todd ex Todd Todd. Who Who's
next? Who's next? After Todd X,

446
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:05.640
It's Toby. Toby says, hello, guys, all right, Toby,

447
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:08.400
He says, I have a mundane
superpower. I love them. He

448
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:14.920
says, you can clairvoyantly find your
target only when they are pooing. It

449
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:20.719
is remote pooing. Oh no,
apologies for that easy one, Toby says,

450
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.199
thank you, Toby. Toby got
an email from the wind to go

451
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:27.880
when you go right, So I
really wish there was some reason to play

452
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:32.599
these from my high school students without
getting fired. Oh and I wish these

453
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:36.679
were I wish it was. I
wish I wish there was too. Yep,

454
00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:42.400
and Whendigo would like an MS paint
certificate and when Togo knows the code

455
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.519
word for it. So this one
also goes into a special separate pile.

456
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:50.320
And also from the channeling episode talks
about Abraham that we were mentioning was in

457
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:54.360
relation to Abraham Hicks as a woman
who channels a group of spirits collectively known

458
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:58.960
as Abraham, to bring messages of
peace and light to the world. My

459
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:01.880
mother sends me their love the messages
via email every morning. Thanks a lot,

460
00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:07.280
Mom. Nice So thanks. When
to go, Man, I totally

461
00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:12.719
understand how how playing the podcast would
get a high school teacher fired. Yeah,

462
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:16.079
it's man. I wish that it
was accessible enough. I wish that

463
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:21.400
we weren't as big a jackass as
I guess that it could be safely played

464
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:24.400
because like a lot of the stuff
is cool things that I mean when when

465
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:27.719
I was going through high school,
I don't know about you. I did

466
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.239
go to high school. When I
was going through I didn't learn half cool

467
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:36.239
ship that that we've stumbled on.
Yeah, no you don't. I've ever

468
00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.159
learned cool high school. They got
too much dumb stuff to teach you about

469
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:43.400
citizenship. Think I even learned about
I just learned how to take tests.

470
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:50.760
Maybe you could set up like out
of school library club or something. Play

471
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:55.559
play nobody. No, no,
nothing never is legal. Yeah you know

472
00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:59.760
what you just uh, you know, just to leave a couple of print

473
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:05.239
out randomly, that's right. Yeah, Yeah, thenis nobody's I'm not gonna

474
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:07.559
say these guys are really cool and
you should listen to them. Don't say

475
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.440
that because you're a teacher. What
you should say is, now, you

476
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:17.039
know what I heard. I heard
some of the most guilty, ridiculous self

477
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:22.119
and just seemed like so disgusted by
it. And these these these they call

478
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:31.519
themselves gentlemen at blurry photos dot org
also on iTunes like Facebook, these sons

479
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:37.079
of Oh, I'm just so disgusted
by them. You should never listen to

480
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.159
them. Children, stay away.
Yeah, I forbid you to lessen.

481
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:44.719
That's how you do it. Yeah, so thank you, Windigo, Windigo.

482
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:53.719
Oh, at the end of such
a long day of working hacienda,

483
00:36:54.000 --> 00:37:01.719
it's good to relax and just drift
off to what is this on my bed?

484
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:13.519
Why? It is an envelope with
a delicate cent of Dunloke. Now

485
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:24.559
let me just open the envelope carefully, carefully, we carefully. Yeah,

486
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:31.280
Now I shall close my eyes and
imagine the dulcet voice of Dunloke reading to

487
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:36.239
me in my bed, of all
places, Why would he be in my

488
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:45.159
bedroom? Although we are such good
friends. A new system is being put

489
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:52.840
in place in order to better assist
people in qualifying their meetings with the world's

490
00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:59.679
foremost master of the maccabre. Some
have seen him from a distance, some

491
00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:06.760
have actually initiate a contact. Lucky
few were even killed by him. To

492
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:14.719
avoid the chaos, some brave sure
has made it his business in order to

493
00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:23.239
scale these pose encounters. I'm doubt
good I be expected to fall asleep now

494
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:30.360
when he has made me laugh so
much. As I fall asleep, I

495
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:36.320
shall surely think of the many good
times I have had with Don Luke.

496
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:45.559
Thank you, Don Luke. Thanks
done. We've got an awesome show suggestion

497
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:51.000
from Lenny, which means that email
goes onto the separate pile. Thanks Lenny.

498
00:38:51.079 --> 00:38:55.199
Thanks Lenny. Got an email from
Jeremy. I don't think it's that

499
00:38:55.360 --> 00:39:00.280
Jeremy. Oh, I don't think
it is. Has he spoken, it's

500
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:05.000
written? It's an email? Okay, poor this Jeremy. It's like,

501
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.719
oh man, I'm gonna get a
song wrong. No, no, no,

502
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:12.559
Jeremy. Right. Screetings gents.
I discovered the podcast about two weeks

503
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:15.440
ago. See wow, the same
Jeremy. That's six months in blurry photos.

504
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:20.719
Time too, right, and I
should be caught up this week.

505
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:25.199
What Jeremy, Jeremy, you got
breaks on that. Yeah, I'm a

506
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:30.679
pretty dour guy. But Jeff,
Betty and Tabitha and Tommy the liver filter

507
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:35.320
that had me enjoyous tears. So
thank you. Despite your generosity, I

508
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:37.679
feel that I have to point this
out. Oh oh oh, here it

509
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:43.400
comes. In episode one O two, Stecco that is me said that Major

510
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:46.679
General Butler had two Congressional Medals of
Honor. That is not correct. Oh,

511
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:51.559
There's no such thing as a Congressional
Medal of Honor, only the Medal

512
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:54.880
of Honor. There's a Congressional Medal
of Honor Society that recipients of the medal

513
00:39:54.880 --> 00:40:00.920
are apparently entered into upon receipt of
the award. H If you are sufficiently

514
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:04.519
contrite and choose to enter the penalty
box, the Marine CORPSIM would be a

515
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:08.400
worthy offering. Although many so many
people make this mistake that I don't blame

516
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:12.079
you. You do sound pretty damn
funny in the box, though. Feel

517
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:15.440
free to ignore her edit this as
you choose, especially if it's already been

518
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.159
pointed out. No, it hasn't. Jeremy the only person to point that

519
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.639
out. I thought that it was
just just do it. I'm looking down

520
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:27.519
the barrel of a thor gun.
It's a teddy bear that says thore things.

521
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.360
And Flora's got it all lined up
with its speaker up to the microphone.

522
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:36.320
Just do it. I'm just I'm
just hoping it'll do the laugh there.

523
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:45.559
Flora loves that laugh more than anything. Oh. My wonderful girlfriend built

524
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:49.519
me a bear and it was a
thorn bear. Build a bear, and

525
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:55.159
she had a voice box installed and
it does this laugh and sometimes it's perfect,

526
00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:00.920
wrong, Now all times it's perfect. So what I didn't so?

527
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:05.800
Uh? I always thought it was
called the Congressional Medal of Honor. I

528
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:08.440
don't know I did too. I
mean that's that's that's leaked out. There're

529
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:10.960
somewhere to where people are saying that. I can tell you this. I

530
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:16.719
would be more afraid to penalty box
the Marine Corps hem because the Marine Corps

531
00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:20.639
is not a core. There's a
lot of cores that I'll piss off.

532
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:24.519
The Army Corps of Engineers. Uh, the Peace Corps. I will piss

533
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:28.760
off the Peace Corps. Yeah,
I will not piss off the Marine Corps.

534
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:31.000
Won't do it. It's a good, good call. I'm not a

535
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:37.320
core concept. Nice noise, noise
noise, Jeremy, I'm you know,

536
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:40.239
I'm gonna say that this is like
a thirty percent conviction. Two more of

537
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.039
these. I'm going in the box. Howes that feel? It's good info,

538
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:45.159
though, Jeremy, it is.
Yeah, thank you very much and

539
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:51.440
thank you for listening. And two
weeks. That's like that's a record mighty

540
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:57.360
task and some records. I mean, that's like like most most most nails

541
00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:01.119
driven through one's own hand. I
mean, thank you. That's that's one

542
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:07.559
hundred plus hours. I don't fifty
almost two d Yeah, that's a lot,

543
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:12.159
but thank you, Thank you.
Dave. We've heard from Garrett b

544
00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:17.760
Oh, really that's right. Here's
an onslaught of puns. Are you ready?

545
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:21.800
Here we go. There was an
ancient summit that was found right next

546
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:23.880
to modern day Saint Louis. You
heard of this one. Their favorite sport

547
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:31.719
was bodybuilding, and this bodybuilding they
called hunky. It was holk nice.

548
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:38.960
Garrett says that one's for me since
I hate the Hulk. Okay, you've

549
00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:42.400
got to do this one, Dave. Oh, I've got to do one.

550
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:45.239
You see, people, I've uncovered
a lot that the government has changed

551
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:51.079
the history books. Blackbeard didn't die
in seventeen eighteen, he went into hiding

552
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.920
in Part of his deal with the
frat cats in Washington was that he had

553
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:59.599
to start a business that pedled medical
equipment. He named it Queen Anne Syringe.

554
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:06.760
Bet he didn't sell colloidal silver or
my water filters America. Thanks for

555
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.559
helping us blow the lid off that
one, Garrett be As part of a

556
00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:14.039
secret government program, they brought in
gamers and gave them LSD before they started

557
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:19.360
playing the games. They called it
MK contrap done on left right, left

558
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:21.440
right be a select start because I
always had a friend to play with.

559
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:25.079
And Garrett also says, she just
want to pass on the credit that he

560
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:30.920
received from listening to our WICCA episode. He was talking with a co worker

561
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.360
and in the course of their discussion, he the co workers city practiced WICCA

562
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:37.960
and he and Garrett was able to
use the information he learned from our episode

563
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:44.039
to sound very informed whoa real world
applicable. I had not anticipated that,

564
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:47.079
that's right. He was genuinely impressed, and he and Garrett had totally has

565
00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:51.000
us to think. Keep up the
good work. Sleep Sandley at night,

566
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:54.079
knowing that out there somewhere our information
is being put to good use. So

567
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:59.800
now that this guy is like,
hey, Garrett's all right, maybe now

568
00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:06.199
you can be like, do you
know any hot waken? That's an old

569
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:08.199
call back, old call back to
deep cuts. Still on the lookout,

570
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:13.519
Thank you, Garrett. All right. Got one from a friend, Dylan.

571
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:15.880
Hi, Dylan, he's got a
mundane superpower. Give it to me.

572
00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:23.840
Show me what you got. Oh
yeah, I'm bout to get POWERY

573
00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:29.519
got a Monday? Yeah great?
No, what's going great? I know?

574
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:36.480
Please keep going. See see I've
listened to the past like three episodes.

575
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:38.519
You have just been sing all for
me. You gonna do that?

576
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:44.039
I was like, oh, this
is where he like retroactively justifies his behavior.

577
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:52.039
Sometimes I get my jabs in when
you're like yeah, but nope,

578
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:58.280
man, Yeah, have you noticed? Were you ever? Like? Man,

579
00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:00.119
I've really been shown, Flora,
I does tell much. You've been

580
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:08.719
crying about it like a baby that
I've noticed. Someday, Dylan, we're

581
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:12.480
gonna get to your Monday and superpower, but not tell Flora and I work

582
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:19.559
through some shit. Dylan's Monday's superpower
is condescensia, the ability to speak and

583
00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:24.280
translate any language, but only in
a condescending tone. Man. That is

584
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:37.159
that's ja mapel Dave Stecco, jet
tam la bibliattack. Thanks Dylan, Thank

585
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:40.719
you, Dylan. That's a good
one. That's that's that's a Devil's yeah,

586
00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:45.079
devil's cut, Faustian deal. Yeah, yeah, just watch that Rick

587
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:47.119
and Morty last night. Actually,
thank's gonna give it to you. It's

588
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:52.239
gonna give it to you. Heard
from not the leader of zombies, but

589
00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:57.480
the Master. Is a big important
difference there, because you can say you're

590
00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:01.719
the democratically elected representative of the zombies, but they only bow to the Master.

591
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.280
He says, forgive me if this
line was drawn, he missed it.

592
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.559
But the Illuminati wants there to be
five hundred million people on Earth.

593
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:13.599
The Georgia Guidestones want there to be
five hundred million people on Earth. Coincident.

594
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:21.679
Oh yeah, just a weird quinkie
ink I don't know. That's that's

595
00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:25.639
why people think that the Illuminati are
involved in the Georgia Guidestones. And yet

596
00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:30.719
somebody's out there saying, nope,
it's a typo. Should be some more

597
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:35.519
zeros on there. I don't know, man, good call though, Yeah,

598
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:38.760
the Zombie Master my goodness, Florida. What has two things? You

599
00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:44.400
must know what? One I'm ever
so sorry for busting old balls just nothing,

600
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:52.360
And two guess the deminish a same? My lord? Did you know

601
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.519
that before Charles Ford made his inheritance
he owned a mattress store. It was

602
00:46:55.559 --> 00:47:06.280
called forty winks. Stopid Deparition,
Stop so appolition, Thank you devile apparition.

603
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:15.840
They we've heard from Spewbag. What
does spewbag say? Well, wait,

604
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.239
let me try that. What does
Spewbag say? It makes sense if

605
00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:22.280
I ask you, because then you're
like, who are you telling this too?

606
00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:27.679
Yeah? Well, what's that you
say? He says, I'm assuming

607
00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:31.760
censor beeps is a random act because
he's he thinks he's heard more since than

608
00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:37.159
a Richard Pryor album. And for
this he calls us both to the penalty

609
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:42.800
box, not only for our haphazard
editing, but for the fact that we

610
00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:51.719
even bother to do it. Oh
man, First of all, Spewbag your

611
00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:53.960
cry baby. I'll call you right
now. I'm calling you the mat You're

612
00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:59.239
a cry baby. I think in
the history of this podcast we have let

613
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:04.679
five swears through the filter. It's
my guess, it's my guests a guest,

614
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:13.199
it's a guess which given the number
of clickers, uh, sippers tofkers,

615
00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:20.239
clam slammers, jail no, one
doesn't have to noodlers, uh,

616
00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:31.239
Jimmy ticklers and and and just old
fashion and hormouth festival salsa drippers that we've

617
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:36.960
had on this podcast. I think
that like we're running like a ninety nine

618
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.920
point eight percent type ship, which
I think is a proud record. I

619
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:44.599
don't know. Are we scamming the
system? Are we subverting the design?

620
00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:47.039
No, we make a good effort
to beep out each should every swear word,

621
00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:52.239
and yeah, sometimes something gets through
the filter and someone's gonna get their

622
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:57.079
pens twisted up bit and not.
But let me tell you this, my

623
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:04.480
fine fornicating friend. We shall fur
ever defend our borders against the tyranny of

624
00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:09.960
tinny twists, against the unbridled avarice
of a clicking, and we shall forever

625
00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:23.559
maintain all bullwork of bull protection and
big booty ask grabbing oh man. And

626
00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:27.599
to the second part of the question, why do we do it? Because

627
00:49:27.639 --> 00:49:31.559
we're damned heroes. That's why we
are mother working heroes. It's funny.

628
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:36.599
I'm the one who says, we
have a clean podcast. I tell iTunes.

629
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.719
Well, we do it so it
can be played in a in a

630
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:45.119
high school classroom. Yeah, that's
right. And I have apologized and I

631
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:47.800
continue to apologize for missing some that
I go back and fix them. But

632
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:58.199
it's tough when you when it's tough
when you got like that going on,

633
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.679
and you're also having to do a
day job with this. But I'm tired

634
00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:07.320
of making excuses and also have to
This is a double jeopardy. We've already

635
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:10.519
we've already gone to the penalty box
for it once. Yeah, we'll never

636
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:15.679
go back again. The constitution protects
us from it. Actually, no,

637
00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:17.960
you can keep going to jail if
you keep committing the same crime. You

638
00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.079
just can't be convicted of the same
You can't be tried for the same crime

639
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:25.199
twice, right, right, So
but that's that's the same crime twice.

640
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:29.599
Yeah, you're yeah, I don't
know. Oh, you're you're saying that

641
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:34.320
it would incidents would be its own
felony. I suppose we're gonna keep trying

642
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.000
to hold our head above water.
But sorry, sorry if anyone, but

643
00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:42.840
we are drowning and swear words.
Right, that was fun. Actually,

644
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:45.679
I think that's the most fun I've
had in this whole episode. Sorry,

645
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:52.800
Roxanne, Oh don't Well, thanks
for your observation. Yeah, thank you.

646
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:58.559
I don't think Spewbag gets offended by
them, to be honest, yeah

647
00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:00.880
I don't either. I think Spewbag
just rather as say them and get it

648
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:05.559
over with. But I think spewbeg
wants to hear it all Right, who

649
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:09.760
else we got going here? Got
an email from Travis Travis. It's not

650
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:15.440
I don't think it's Randy Travis,
but it might be Randon Travis. Well,

651
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.119
what's up, guys. I really
enjoyed the last few episodes, including

652
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:23.679
this year's Miscrypted. Every episode I'm
always anxious with anticipation for what the next

653
00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:28.000
episode subject will be and just hope
that it will be something I'm interested in.

654
00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:31.400
So do we. It's like a
lot of ray. When I sat

655
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:35.360
down to listen to you guys today
and saw the new episode was about murders,

656
00:51:35.400 --> 00:51:39.280
I was extremely disappointed. Now now
like we didn't commit the murders.

657
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:45.159
I mean that's a plus, right, that's better than if we had committed

658
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:52.119
and recorded it. Personally, I
would like to see less or preferably no

659
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:57.559
more episodes based on the subject of
human murder mysteries whatsoever, not because they're

660
00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:00.719
not interesting or that I'm personally offended. Forensic murder cases, no matter how

661
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:05.280
old, have no place on a
podcast about forty and and supernatural subjects.

662
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:08.159
I listen to your podcast because I
enjoy your entertaining speculation on the unknown.

663
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.679
But murders are mundane and go on
every day all around us, even if

664
00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:15.440
they are unsolved, unless there's an
extra strange element involved around the case.

665
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:20.280
I don't know why you guys consider
these subjects good for the show, especially

666
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:23.559
when there's just so many more subjects
out of the unknown to cover. I

667
00:52:23.639 --> 00:52:28.800
just want to give you guys some
constructive criticism other than that little personal gripe.

668
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.119
Your show, including the Bullstone Filler
shows, are absolutely fantastic. Keep

669
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.599
up the good work, and before
that, we thank you Travis. You

670
00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:39.679
know, we actually get a fair
amount, like definitely more high fives than

671
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:45.440
downloads about the murder episodes, and
we actually, I'll say this, we

672
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:50.239
actually really think it over when we
have a murder episode. I don't think

673
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:52.519
we're gonna stop, but I think
they'll stay about as rare as they are,

674
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:57.440
and I think we've done a total
of three of them, right,

675
00:52:57.800 --> 00:53:01.960
there's bloody benders. I feel like
there's another one. Are you are you

676
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.000
do you think you're counting yacht lof
No, No, but I feel like

677
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:09.440
there's a third one out there.
Well, yeah, either way, we

678
00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:13.679
appreciate your input. Yeah, by
all means thank you, and everyone can

679
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.079
always say what they want them.
I mean, it's not like we're swearing

680
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:20.840
while we talk about it as your
bag. You see what I did there,

681
00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:22.800
I got you. Uh yeah,
but no, we do uh,

682
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:28.679
we're We picked those because we we
both thought that they had like a kind

683
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:32.800
of a cool spooky vibe to them. Yeah, Hendrika effect in particularly,

684
00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:37.360
I swear there's a third one.
I swear there's a third one. Not

685
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:40.000
thinking of that we've done. There
are some that we've considered and said no

686
00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:45.559
to. Um Oh, I owe
a hatchet house we did on our Valesca

687
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:49.960
because it was on our list of
haunted places when we did. That's true,

688
00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:52.000
That's what I'm thinking of. Oh
okay, Well, it's a fine

689
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:55.880
line because I feel like for what
we talk about, which you mentioned forty

690
00:53:55.960 --> 00:54:04.239
and paranormal things like that, it
it is a murder subject is on the

691
00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:12.280
fringe of that of Fortiana. It
is like riding the fine line of Fortiana

692
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:15.760
and something else, you know,
some CSI stuff or whatever. But like

693
00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:21.559
I feel like it's it's enough of
a change of pace, uh and and

694
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:24.320
interesting and like we said, spooky. A lot of them are are really

695
00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:30.920
spooky. We try to keep it
if there is an element of paranormal or

696
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:34.639
Fortiana. For an example, in
Hinter Kai Thik, there was a whole

697
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:37.599
theory that there was a ghost that
was involved, you know, and and

698
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:40.440
to us, you know, maybe
it sounds a little silly. Oh,

699
00:54:40.679 --> 00:54:45.119
a ghost may have murdered a family, but it was there. It's it's

700
00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:47.800
a theory that's been thrown out there. And the Benders, you know,

701
00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:53.519
had they were a spiritualist family.
That's kind of a Italian with that too.

702
00:54:54.119 --> 00:55:00.440
Also the site that they committed all
these horrible murders on is now you

703
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:04.280
know, there's stories of it being
haunted right as well. But but yeah,

704
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:06.960
yeah, I don't imagine it's something
you're going to see a heck of

705
00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:08.840
a lot. I don't think we'll
never do it again if we come up,

706
00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:13.239
but I'll say this, I know
we currently and we actually plan our

707
00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:15.599
episodes pretty far in advance. I
know we don't have anything on the books.

708
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:19.840
No, I don't think this for
the rest of the year at least.

709
00:55:20.239 --> 00:55:22.559
No, you know, they they'll
they'll come out as as often as

710
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:27.320
a when we focus on a person, as often as when we focus on

711
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:30.920
a single crypted you know, like, yeah, it's it's just one of

712
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.440
those one of those things to spice
it up, and and you know,

713
00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:37.639
if you don't like it, sorry, but you know, the next episode

714
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.679
will we'll come out. We've got
come right on back in. We got

715
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:46.480
we got supplementals that throw in there
sometimes like this one. We got friends

716
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:52.639
over in uh Candy chat Land,
which you bide your time with. But

717
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:54.480
you know, we appreciate the input
though. Thanks Travis, Thank you,

718
00:55:54.920 --> 00:56:01.679
Dave. We've heard from Nick Nick
new Nick not not Little Nickels, not

719
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:07.039
Little Nichols, not Lumberjack Nick,
little Nichols right back, because I want

720
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:10.199
to say Little Nichols a lot.
I need more emails from you so that

721
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:15.320
we can say Little Nickels. Maybe
maybe that's why he's not right. Yeah,

722
00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:19.719
that's true. You're absolutely right.
New Nick says found our podcast a

723
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.559
couple of weeks ago, been working
his way through the backlog he's considered writing

724
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:27.000
in, but he never has because, you know, sound like a couple

725
00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:30.000
of that's why, because we're just
horrible people, all right enough. Spewbag

726
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:36.519
gets it because the episodes are from
years ago. But he finally found a

727
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:39.559
thing that made him have to write
in listening to episode eighty two. Do

728
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:42.559
you remember which one eighty two was? Nay? No, I do not.

729
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:45.880
Can you guess this is just for
us right now? Oh boy?

730
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:52.280
Okay if I was guessing eighty two? Uh, the money pit, no

731
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:59.079
poop. It is curse of the
Pharaohs. Oh okay, Pharaos cursed you.

732
00:56:59.199 --> 00:57:02.079
You mentioned there's an episode of Buffy
about him Mummy in season one,

733
00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:09.159
and he actually is a Buffy connoisseur. My good Man inca Mummy Girl is

734
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:16.039
episode four of season two. Get
your Slayer facts right. I am as

735
00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:21.840
shocked to find out that I got
to the second season. I thought that

736
00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:24.800
I'd only seen the first season.
So you got you got some slam to

737
00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:29.559
do much. I just I just
got Slayer slapped. This is what I

738
00:57:29.639 --> 00:57:31.719
got, and deservedly so. It's
true. But he loves the podcast,

739
00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:35.920
thank you very much. I do
want to watch more Buffy the vampire Hater,

740
00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:46.840
because I think it's a fun show
and he's just being just being a

741
00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:51.199
colossal douche right now, that's all. That's all. It's not easy to

742
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:59.119
be this good at it. Nick
says podcast helps him ignore's co workers learn

743
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:01.519
things and junk like never to trust
children who need help, yeah, because

744
00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:06.039
they probably have terrifying black eyes.
Even if they don't, it's not worth

745
00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:07.920
the risk, right, he says, Literally, my favorite thing has been

746
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:15.960
the reading of the match Girl in
a Cockney accent. Nick is one of

747
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:21.000
the good ones. Thank you,
Nick, And thanks for your Hollow Earth

748
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:25.480
request with the password, but in
a special pile, so we'll put that

749
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:30.559
into special pile, all right,
thank you. Thanks new Nick. Oh,

750
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:35.599
we got a great email from Harry. It's a show suggestion, Harry,

751
00:58:36.440 --> 00:58:38.000
which usually we are like, we
kind of like, oh, it's

752
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:44.079
a social suggestion, but this one
I can address. Oh okay. Harry

753
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:47.079
writes, you should do a show
on Rodney Marks, the guy who died

754
00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:50.519
at the South Pole in the year
two thousand, in the middle of the

755
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:52.960
Antarctic winter. He died of methanol
poisoning, but no one knows if it

756
00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:57.679
was suicide murder, or accidental.
The South Pole Station is run by the

757
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.239
US, but technically is on territory
claim New Zealand, so it fell into

758
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:05.880
their jurisdiction. There's allegations that Raytheon, the Defense contractor who runs the Pole

759
00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:09.880
stations, intentionally withheld information of the
New Zealand authorities, probably because they didn't

760
00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:13.920
want to lose their contract, but
maybe because of a cover up. Basically,

761
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:16.760
no one knows why the heck he
died. Sound of knuckles cracking,

762
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:22.920
Yeah, yeah, Harry. I
lived at the South Pole. I went

763
00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:28.480
down there in two thousand and two, so just eighteen months after that,

764
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:35.199
that is, for that geologic year. Their their official model was not without

765
00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:45.480
Rodney Boom keep them in your heart. No, not without peril because because

766
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:51.280
of his death. Yeah, I
actually was. I did. I worked

767
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.760
down there during that summer, and
everyone was talking about that because it hadn't

768
00:59:53.800 --> 00:59:58.599
happened too long since there. It
was certainly the most recent fatality on station

769
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:02.760
and he I granted, could there
have been a cover up, maybe,

770
01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:10.239
but he was running a still and
he didn't properly distill ate, he didn't

771
01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:15.039
take the right portion of his distill
ate off, and he did poison himself

772
01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:21.960
with methanol, which happens when people
who don't know how to make booze.

773
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:27.920
Moonshining is tough. Moonshining is tough, and it is particularly galling to see

774
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:36.960
people with no shoes and overalls do
it extraordinarily well when an accredited researcher come

775
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:38.639
out. But I guess that's just
how things go. Some people can't do

776
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:44.519
chainsaw sculpture. I don't know,
but yeah, it was actually talked about

777
01:00:44.519 --> 01:00:46.760
a lot on station. Obviously,
we got a ton of safety lectures when

778
01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:52.639
we went down there. I went
down there in late October two thousand and

779
01:00:52.679 --> 01:01:00.239
two for the austral summer and I
was in McMurdo for a while then did

780
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:04.079
most of my time. I was
the first flight into South Pole of the

781
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.000
year, last flight out, and
then spent some time at McMurdo again and

782
01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:10.320
then came back to New Zealand.
I'm not one hundred percent sure about New

783
01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:15.760
Zealand claiming the territory. I know
that the entire continent is governed by international

784
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:22.000
treaty, and while obviously every national
nation that signs onto the treaty gets a

785
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:27.000
research station, I don't know that
there's any sectors or territories that are necessarily

786
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:30.639
taken. I mean that could I
don't know. I actually don't know that

787
01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:32.599
for sure, because I know,
you know, like the Russians have Vostock,

788
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:37.320
which is sitting on top of the
deepest, oldest untouched water body,

789
01:01:38.039 --> 01:01:42.280
Lake Vostock is underneath two miles of
ice there, and that's a huge deal.

790
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:45.000
Yeah, I don't know if that's
why they took that spot, if

791
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:46.519
it just worked out that way.
I know they've been trying to drill into

792
01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:50.880
that yeah. Yeah, but they
didn't finish the job because they couldn't be

793
01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:52.480
sure that they were going to hermetically
seal it properly, so they kind of

794
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:55.599
went most of the way then said
let's wait till we got better tech for

795
01:01:55.639 --> 01:02:00.199
this. I know that McMurdo,
there are US Marshals on to handle those

796
01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:07.480
questions without question. Adminston Scott South
Pole Station is a United States facility.

797
01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:09.360
It used to be run by the
Navy, and you're right, Raytheon Polar

798
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:15.440
Services, which no longer has the
contract, but at the time Raytheon had

799
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:19.679
the contract. I don't know if
it is subject to revocation just owing to

800
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:22.440
a weird death. There was a
one guy killed another guy, McMurdo of

801
01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:27.639
the years before, with a hammer, and that certainly doesn't reflect on the

802
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:32.000
company itself. I can also see
a company wanting to cover up some of

803
01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:36.400
the facts if one of their researches
was openly running a still and no one

804
01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:40.880
stopped it. Yeah, that's a
big liability concern. But I can say

805
01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:45.800
this, there is nothing happening at
the South Pole so white knuckled important that

806
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anyone would kill over it. I
know that winter overs do are subjected to

807
01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:54.760
more psychological strain than most people are. I suspect strongly that that strain manifested

808
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:59.440
itself in a desire to do something
interesting or hey, let's try still,

809
01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:02.159
you know, distilling some alcohol.
Maybe I can make my own bathtub gin.

810
01:03:02.519 --> 01:03:07.519
But everyone I talked to, including
the medical officer who was Doc Silva,

811
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:10.400
who was the medical officer for that
season, was like, yeah,

812
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:15.800
I know methanol poisoning. Drank and
killed himself. So that's weird. That's

813
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:17.679
that's kind of fun that somebody asked
a question about something I actually know the

814
01:03:17.679 --> 01:03:22.519
answer to always fun. It's a
good time. Yeah, that's who.

815
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.960
So thanks Harry. Thanks Harry,
got a quick shout out to butter Nuts

816
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Squatch, but a nuts Squatch.
It's all right, thanks for discovering the

817
01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:37.320
show and for your suggestion. There's
Squatchie. I got an email here from

818
01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:42.599
Chloe. I love this. Actually, Chloe's got a pun for us that

819
01:03:42.840 --> 01:03:47.000
is written in the format of a
very short story. It's called Jack's Lament

820
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:54.440
London, twenty one sixty nine.
DARPA is the world power. They had

821
01:03:54.519 --> 01:04:00.280
managed to sink the wires into every
industry in facet of existence that even viving

822
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:03.079
legends such as spring Heeled Jack was
affected by this change, as we know

823
01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:06.000
his favorite vice, and even he
had trouble getting his kink on. In

824
01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:11.119
the now digital streets of London.
Women were no longer that of the flesh,

825
01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:14.719
as the rise of robots had replaced
most of the populace, and slapping

826
01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:18.360
the steel breastplates of these creations hardly
gave Jack the same satisfaction he once reveled

827
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:23.599
him Desperately, he sought to fill
this void and came across a DARPA controlled

828
01:04:23.719 --> 01:04:28.719
entertainment house that harbored human women in
supplying demand. But much to Jack's dismay,

829
01:04:29.000 --> 01:04:31.760
he lacked the necessary funds that would
grant him access. Jack turned to

830
01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:36.239
the Worldwide Web and made a Kickstarter
hopes of gaining the peep show currency he

831
01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:43.159
would need to quench his thirst.
Is plea, help me mind some sweet

832
01:04:43.320 --> 01:04:58.360
sweet teet coins springheal Jack sound also
a plea for it is a plea.

833
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.800
Yep, yep, it's a plea, a plea for a podcast subject.

834
01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:03.480
So we're gonna put that in the
special pile. Thank you, Chloe.

835
01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:09.679
Boy, what a rich tapestry that
was. I like like a dark dystopian

836
01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:21.880
future where one man simply wants to
do this techno uh, rounding us out

837
01:05:21.960 --> 01:05:34.239
here, least one Dave whoa hu
the umpah music dog talk haven't written in

838
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:41.000
a while, because not much us
change for who? But who has not

839
01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:48.440
much changed? My friends, but
him the last man if he hasn't the

840
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:53.079
verst man's and he would just barely
be the man. So yeah, yeah,

841
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:56.199
the vest Man last thing shall have
a change, nothing change us.

842
01:05:56.360 --> 01:06:00.760
A suppose you must adam hits us
with a show suggests. Oh, they'll

843
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:03.480
put it onto a special pile.
Then we will look at it later decide

844
01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:08.639
if it is verse something and if
it is a good suggestion even never do

845
01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:11.679
it because it comes from the verse
man, and he gave us the good

846
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:14.960
suggestions. There's then he wouldn't be
the first man. Do you see the

847
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:21.800
position you're putting us in, Adam, You're giving us the sticky wickets.

848
01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:27.880
Shane, Adam first, Shane,
everybody, Yeah, Shane, all over

849
01:06:27.960 --> 01:06:31.119
you. We enjoy your missives,
we love them, we bathe in them.

850
01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:35.400
We are bathing in them literally.
Yeah, hopefully that'll catch us the

851
01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:40.880
thin Yeah. I think that'll draw
us to the end of this particularly rich

852
01:06:41.320 --> 01:06:45.400
sack of listener. Man, if
you if you haven't heard yours, that

853
01:06:45.639 --> 01:06:48.960
just means it's probably coming up sooner. Yeah, that means that if I'll

854
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:53.639
say this, because we to get
this done, to get caught up in

855
01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:57.360
everything, there were some edits,
some decisions that were made. I'm going

856
01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:01.119
to talk like the president and I, uh, I just want you to

857
01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:08.679
know that we uh appreciate, uh
appreciate. I was really irritated. I

858
01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.400
heard a speech by him the other
day that the amount of us in a

859
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:14.679
speech does a lot. Well,
I think it more so, and I

860
01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:16.199
think now he's like he's just lame
duck, and he's like, what do

861
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:19.239
I gotta sound like I'll just think
of it as I go. No,

862
01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:26.239
we appreciate it. Uh so,
I think for this episode of Blurry Photos

863
01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:35.960
and mail Bag Supplemental, I have
been Dave, Katy Whispers Stecco, and

864
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:36.760
I've been David