Wait, Swabiti, why is your icon in the game now? Is sexy
tiger? Just split? That's just my fosona. It's a bear. Oh
it's a great looking bear, thank you. Oh it's a bear. Okay,
nice golden bling for the bear. This is gonna be a wake up
call for all of the Watches who didn't know that you were a furry.
You know, I didn't know. There's no way you can. You can
see me play Cody and the things that he guy isn't. So everybody that
plays a druid is therefore a fur. Well, everyone who fouks a bird?
Okay, now clarifying clarifying statement, because birds are not mammals. They
don't have fur, they have feathers. Is that a different classific? Is
that like a like a bird? Is it a different classification? Or should
still? It's just an an throw everyone and throw Okay, yeah, that's
like any kind of anthrope. Okay, gaea feathery creatures usually gaily. So
even if you fuck a fit you know someone, yeah there it is yeah,
fair to be fair because Norman like isn't a furry, he's only into
snakes. He would just be a scaley. Yeah, I would imagine there's
different words, because furry is just like the general term that most people use,
but like in the actual community, it'd be like, don't group me
in with the scalies. I'm not a fucking scally exactly. I think they
would ever be offended to being grouped in with each other. Segregation as far
as god, I hope so I'm are you hope they're secretary? I hope
that's segregate. Like, well, hold on, let's not hello everyone,
Welcome to Isakai Dungeons and Dragons, episode thirty nine. We're very close to
the Big four. Oh, this is the New Year's Special, even though
it recorded ten days after New Years and we posted seventeen days after that.
It's the it's the closest ones in New Years. So Happy New Year.
Everybody's Happy year. Everyone do do the Easter D and d characters of any
New Year's resolutions. That's the important thing. Yeah, what's Cody's New Year?
The new year in the world in the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. What's happen as you guys are traveling back to the Capitol. That's
that's like a week journey you're going to have. New Year's is gonna happen
and you're gonna celebrate. Actually, that's what we'll do. So assumably you
guys are traveling back to the capitol. The the episode ended as you guys
just got that letter saying that you guys are being called into court for forging
and murdering. All right, we're going to we have to get Phoenix,
right yeah, ship, all right, and you guys are still in no
venture at the moment. And I assumed, and I could be wrong,
that you guys are going to are traveling back up to the capitol. You
know what we're going to do. We know what you're going to do.
So old man of the university is helping escort you out of the university and
out of the city gates. Yes, you haven't introduced us. Well we'll
get we'll get into that. Don't worry. Okay, it just feels like
we're going we're going really quick right now. We're we're getting episode and we're
getting to get into that. We're going into that. We're getting into that,
we're getting into that. This isn't one were the episodes are early an
hour long. Now, so calm, I bet Daniel Green has a book
you'd rather be reading right now. Did you finish if you changed it?
Yeah? Good, that's great. Yeah, yeah, that's great. I'm
really happy. Are you guys heading back up to the Capitol question? Okay,
So as you guys leaving the venture and you're on your journey back,
New Year's is gonna happen. And this is probably at some point in that
journey back, you'll be at camp and you guys are gonna share in character
your New Year's resolutions. And with me today is Norman Briggs. Norman,
what's your New Year's resolution? You know what, guys, this year it's
been it's been more about me. I'm gonna I'm gonna care less what what
what, what women think and what they say. I'm gonna I'm gonna be
based Norman Sigma Norman this year, guys. All right? With me?
Is Cody Schwaberty. Wow. Yeah, you know, I think ever since
I've got here, I've let my morals slip a little bit, and I
need to get myself back on the right track. So from now on,
daily workouts, because I've been I've been letting the combat do the workout for
me. No more daily workouts and better veganism okay, and more advanced veganism.
More advanced veganism. I'm also here with the Shark, Daniel Green.
The only real thing I want to get is a bunch of levels in two
monk. So your New Year's resolution is the following monastic level of Yeah is
people out of character? People complain the Sharks arc hasn't continued enough, So
I'm going to continue the arc, going to commit to this monk. Yeah,
It's going to be great, Daniel. I just have to say,
if The Shark was a book series, we're like, you know, like
twenty books in and the plot is all over the place. Right now.
With this solidly, I think he's he's in a very solid position where he
wants to change, but he doesn't know how to. So he's trying to
take steps to change, but he's doing it all sort of muddled because he's
like, I don't know how to do this. He needs training from someone
who's trained monastic traditions, and he's going to get that soon enough. There
we go have enough stories of men healing and getting better, and I want
to heal this man and get him better. That's that's the Sharks journey.
That's why he's now the pit bull rusted you fucking ask I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. There's like a huge of faith whether it's to change your
name on the the wiki because they don't know if it's a bit or not.
Yeah, and I was thinking I'm finally here with Anthony taking one to
one. Yeah. See, in the future, corporations bought the concept of
new of New Year's resolutions. So it's just which company are you gonna swear
your allegiance for the entire year? You're like, yeah, like, you
know, I think I'm gonna go back to like Nike. I think for
my shoes. I guess because I was, you know, Rebok up until
now. That's the only time of the year you're allowed to switch brands.
So if I go back, if I buy Rebok, now like a squad
comes to my house and like arrest me. Oh yeah yeah, brand allegiance
changing in this corporate nightmare that I've created for a future. Holy shit,
how did mister beast Less this happen? I don't know, he's the president,
right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, right, But I
guess I'll learn how to sing more songs because I enjoyed the rap in the
last episode that was actually kind of fun. So yeah, Bone Slaw and
Yog and Hatchiko I guess are still with you, but there what's their news?
Okay, Bone Slaw, My new year's resolution is to learn how to
actually full on wrestle and not just arm wrestle. I like that, good
for you, Bone Slaw. Yeah. Do you know leg wrestling? Bone
Slaw? Is that leg arm wrestled but with leg? Yeah? Literally,
Yeah, it's when the people who think they're leg and they do the same
thing. Yeah, I know. You look down at his he's got like
tiny legs. He's always just like he's giant, like a one piece character
is going to help on his on his on his lower half. Yeah.
Okay, uh, Yog is there and he's he's back to a whole guardian
form now. And he was a bear for a while. He was a
bear for a while. I don't know how long it usually lasts. Well,
it's it's just during the night, so he he key turned back.
I think when it turned does it matter if there's a full moon or just
at night. No, it's just at night. So he has it rough
to be honest, Yeah, every night, jeez. Yeah, that's why
he always asks you to lock him up in a lot of cage and there's
no other ulterior motives walking the vampire slayer who always has to locked himself up.
Oh yeah, Seth Green now o yeah yeah, what do you What
are you guys going to do about Hachiko? So Hachiko? Well, first
of all, what's his new Year's resolution? You need? And okay,
my my new year's resolution, he says, solemnly to the ground, is
to find a cure for this curse. And he looks at his hands and
they're shaking. I don't want to be a bear anymore. I cast removed
curse. I don't okay, arf, don't have that this entire time.
I just take out a syringe and just injected into him, like there you
go down. I'm like Rick Sanchez, doud, buddy, there you are.
Oh my. I think I think I would turn to like Norman and
be like like, hey, you're a gamer, that's true. What kind
of person in this kind of world would know how to get rid of a
curse? Yeah? Yeah yeah? Would Norman know this? Well, Norman,
I guess do an intelligence. So if Norman would can a major or
like what class would know this. Would you think wizard for a removed curse?
Eric, maybe for what actually restores? I mean this is greater.
It's greater restoration, I think, and our officers can actually learn that.
But it's a fifth level spell. Yeah, because it's actually like licanthropy is
a thing that can be cured in in fifth edition, and I think it's
greater restoration. It's not the thing that I don't know, but I think
Norman might know. Uh, Okay, can only be dispelled by removed curse.
It's no greater. That's actually easier because it's only third level. That's
not even that hard. So you just have to find someone with a removed
curse spell. Yeah, can I learn'm learning? Yeah? And less maybe
lesser because greater and lesser also have the stipulation of removing a curse. Like
in Greater Restoration it says you can remove one curse that clerics, paladins,
warlocks, and wizards. Yeah, Paladin George Washington might be able to is
this is this is knowledge that Norman would know. Okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna say to say to Cody, Well, I mean, technically I could
maybe learn a spell in the future that could help him remove it. But
George Washington could already know that spell. Maybe Okay, well, I mean
we're on our way, you know, to the capital, so let's talk
to the president. Yeah. Wasn't my great wasn't my grandfather a paladin?
Yeah? All kay? Yeah, George Washington in our in this world?
Does he have the white wig? Or is his natural red hair? It's
the white wig. That's the wig, right, He's a white wig.
He never takes it off. He never takes it off. I should explain
to people listening to this on Spotify and they're like, why the hell does
Schwabity sound like he's twenty years older. I am sick. I'm sick.
That's why I'm not like trying to do like an as mr voice. I
just I can't speak and I keep having to mute my microphone to cough really
loudly. Yeah, that's why I sound like you could just every D and
D episode, I have something going on either. I'm sick today, I
went to the dentist. My mouth is like a little swamp. It is
always something D and D sessions cursed. Yeah, usually is any of us
go until we cast remove cut, then will be. Okay, what do
you guys doing about Hatchiko So far, he's just been here. He's a
Spotify users. I mean, he's a loyal dog, he's a cool is
actually just Daniel Rustige alone pretending to be these other content creator. But if
I could do an impression of you guys, that would that that's it.
I don't need you guys. That impression of our characters, of your characters
would be easier, right, Like, Hey, I'm the shark right no,
yea, Hey, I'm Norman, I Causton Magic, miss ow and
I want to fuck a snake. That's not bad? Pretty good? Hey
bro Ham Cody, Yeah, let's live some weights together, and I want
to suck a bird. Okay, yeah, sure, good luck with mine.
I don't use an access impression. Hey, yeah, guys, I'm
Anthony, I'm a firefighter and mister Beast is president. Yep, pretty good.
I'm not gonna that's all right. There you go. You're teching and
Norman impression were pretty familiar. Yeah, I mean, like you know,
no, they were definitely been taking way more Nizzley than he actually is.
No, yea, my voice, I wasn't trying to it was actually super
high. Yeah, I genuinely wasn't trying to. I was just trying to
do an American accent. That wasn't my text. That's really funny, that's
what I said. I love the more I'm all of the idea that I
was like, how is your teching impression? You were like, I am
a firefighter. My name is Anthony, I'm a firefighters. Now this voice,
I think straba he could do a better impression of all of our characters
than I could. Let's go around a lot of a lot of this is
us traveling the world. So this is what we're doing in the time,
just characters doing each other's impressions. I do like to think that half of
the conversations we have that are off topic are actually just what our characters talk
about. Wild Yeah, that's probab. Yeah, yeah, that's thank you
travel the planet. This place is huge. We have to do something.
Yeah, we're currently walking to the capitol. I am man. Yeah,
this is Kenon. I've been living as the Shark for the last two and
a half years. I've never known character. Oh see, that makes a
lot of sense. Your criminal. That's why I had to move moved to
Boston. Yeah, Virginia. Virginia kicked you out because look at the broken
since I came to It's not like sky Rim where you have a bounty and
white rod. So you could go to rift it and you'll be like,
no, that's how America was. Notice if you've ever played Red Dead Redemption
too, it is you could like murder the entire town, but like feed
a stray dog and it's like, yeah, you're good. All right,
Well a journey and when coumped up and we celebrate New Years whatever, ye
can Norman give us any fireworks? Yeah? Yeah, prestigious word. I
can't say digitation press the digitation pressty, just say pressty or just you know,
fireball, fireball, careful with the fireball, justall yeah. But it's
not as big and cool. Yeah you want it to Yeah, you know,
I mean bone slaws like you don't do that little one, do big
big boom? You big man, you can do big boom. What is
the range on on fireball? Just double sixty sixty ft yeah, just sixty
f into the sky fireball, Happy New Year. I want that. I
don't know, like Hallmark like email cards that you said to people like you
used to send to people where it'd be like an animated snowman saying Merry Christmas.
I want one, which is just Briggs going fireball, Happy New Year.
I don't think I'll ever have a chance to use this spell in any
other situation. Some casting pyrotechnics which actually just creates fireworks. Okay, yeah,
yeah, So Norman launches up this huge fireball, and then accompanied is
Anthony's actual choreographed fireworks, your fireworks. Here's a choreograph of music. Yeah,
it could be if anybody's playing music at the background. I imagine that
Anthony has an MP three player just built into his suit. Yeah, yeah,
that's how it works. Yeah, yeah, it's like the eighteen twelve
overture just plays in the background. I've had Cannon that Cody really really wants
to listen to his music, but he doesn't want to talk to Drew ever
again, so he has to like resist the temptation. Like, man,
I could listen to some tunes right now and he's like, oh, yeah,
you what are you guys doing about Hatchiko? Is he just with you
guys? Is he is he hanging out a brewer? Yoh yeah, sure.
Yeah. Here's the thing about is obviously my last attempts to communicate with
them didn't go super well. But I assume that he doesn't want to be
in this world. You know, he probably has someone to return to,
he has somewhere to go. And Wed you had a conversation with him,
it was mostly him speaking Japanese. No, no, no, that was
just that was a joke for a second, and then you did always talk
to him. Okay, instead of having a little bone, can he have
a tiny little keg like oh like a snap? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Caylo's a member of the Avengers. Sorry, that's not even
on the visual version. She's not even in frame properly like the discard.
Yeah, but like so this is not even a joke for the visual twitch
watchers because they can't even see the joke for the five of us. Kayla,
are you with the Avengers? She says, yeah, for the for
audio only people, and and oh you saw it for a second, say
sorry for a second, they saw it for a second. Crazy. She
has a giant an a on her back. That's a uh yeah yeah that
that means Avengers. We're all right, wait a minute, Okay, who's
going to be our lawyer? If we're going to court. My dad was
a lawyer. I know a little bit of things. Do you know more
stuff about being a lawyer. I've been in court many many times. I
think that's a good idea. All right, cool, I've been in a
video game court many times. Oh the Phoenix Rits series. Yeah cool,
yeah, yeah, there's a VR version in my time. Yeah yeah,
yeah, roll to what he just crashed? What was Cody saying? What
about you? Like? Oh, yeah, leg let's have he's not having
had his training, but he went to the capitol ahead of us, so
he's going to be there. He hasn't had his proper training yet, but
he's definitely a better lawyer than all of us. And we have to only
have one lawyer, can't we have like four lawyers? Like, more lawyers
means more likely we're going to win one representative? Yeah, Bonaire team,
Yeah yeah, you think like Walmart only has one lawyer in the entire Company's
should intimidate them. We should show up with twenty guided suits. Yeah wait,
Norman, could you cast like an illusioned spell to make like an army
of lawyers that show up all they look the same, or we just pay
a bunch of dudes to get them suits. We have in money. We
didn't agree. The shark is going to handle this though, and well that's
a great idea. The methods I'm employing are called where does the judge live?
What's his wife's situation? And is she vulnerable to being murdered? Okay,
I was with you on the first one, because in my time,
we will just bribe the judge and then this all goes away because yeah,
we have infinite money, so we can literally ask it for how much he
wants. We just give it to them. Okay, so let's do that,
all right? Cool, before or after we kidnap his children. We
don't have to kidnap his children. Why are why are you making this more
complicated than it? You're the lawyer here. I don't know. I mean,
this is something I'm missing, just a just a okay, if you
threat a bribe and a threat up up up, we don't have to actually
have to anybody. I worry. I said, listen, this is what
I worry about. Then listen you. We get we get to the capital,
we threaten and bribe the judge, and then it comes to the cast
day and he says, these guys threatened and bribe me guilty. Well,
that's why we got everybody up. That's the way things work in my time.
I would see the landscape here to see jew Lag. How does the
court legal system work here in Vistoria? We got to talk to jew leg
Yeah, I think what we need to do is kidnap somebody. All right,
Well, maybe that will work. I don't know. I don't I'm
kind of against that morally. Let's just you know, they're not kidnap the
threat of kidnapping completely okay with I will say, I'm not how I agree.
Sorry, what are you guys doing about Corey? He's right? Yeah,
oh yeah, Cory, are you a lawyer? I am unfamiliar.
Sorry, I didn't get to say my New Year's resolution. Yeah, what
is it? Buddy? I'd like to learn more about my past. Okay,
I can't find past. I cast legend lore on himself. There you
go. I would also like to have a hobby. Oh I've been around
him for more than a minute. Can I do the thing where I get
one of his stats? Well? You could? Oh, you mean know
thy enemy? Yeah? She defin just sees everyone as a possible Yeah,
okay, yeah, what do you want to know about him. I want
to know his wisdom. Stat it's higher than yours exactly. No, No,
it's it's it's either higher or lower the same as yours. That's what
it is. So he's more wise. Yeah, then the shock, Yes,
hard accomplish. What is your wisdom? Sorry? What is your wisdom?
I am being consumptuous? I am I am stereotyping you. Who's the
most least wisdom of all of this because I'm battalian. Oh my intelligence is
zero? Yeah, no, it's not zero, it's eleven. Yeah,
wisdom is wisdom one. Yeah, No, he has more wisdom than you.
Corky does definitely. Yeah. Okay, well we've we've got some like
group goals now I feel yeah, yeah, well yeah right, we'll be
okay, we'll be fine. Nice all right. Scenario we just leave a
bunch of lawyers. Okay, I like that idea. All right. I
think best case scenario, they're like guilty and then we fireball them. Okay.
I don't want to burn down a courthouse. I'm a firefighter. I've
literally put out fires a courthouse is I don't want to do this. And
then you put out the fire and we're the heroes. I draw the line
at lighting on like lighting buildings with civilians in them on fire. That is
where Anthony draws his morally ambiguous line. All right, if we fight the
law in the Capitol, I think we're also gonna have to fight George Washington
and all of our I don't want to have to fight to become the government.
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fight George. True, that's
true. Also, I'm the only one that wants to stay here. Probably
better not to be a fugitive. Yeah. Probably. I'm not saying let's
hire twenty lawyers. I'm saying let's hire like two hundred. Yeah. No,
we'll just go into the city and put up some like hey, who
wants a job, and here's what it says, and then they show up
and then there you go, Oh, Josh, I mean that's it's a
city, it's the capital city. It's huge. You likes me to hire
every lawyer in the city, every single defense attorney. I've ever just got
to hire a random people dress up like lawyers, Like we're gonna go to
like a good Will or a Salvation Army or something, get a bunch of
suits and just throw them a bunch of random Okay, okay, everyone that's
watching, sorry, everyone that's watching our like our thing go down in the
audience. It's where a suit is also, says lawyer, Yes, circling
wristage. Yes, hello, what we're doing with yes we Yeah, you're
right. We did communicate a little bit, and I remember him saying something
like he's waiting for someone. Yeah, so I'm going to assume that he
has someone to get back to. Okay. So I'm like, I'm I'm
I need to get him back to the real world along with everyone else who
wants to go. So he's coming along with us until we figure that situation
out. Okay, Okay, So he's here. So your squad is Bone
slaw Yog, Cory, hat Chiko, and soon to be Little Feather as
she is going to rejoin. So there's eight of us now and then Little
Feather will be nine. Okay, okay, all right, but yes,
definitely a Brewer. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with the dog. The
dog is fine. Okay, Hire all the lawyers, yeah, hire every
lawyer. So you guys, after a few days of travel, as you
guys are reapproaching the city, you you see this flying creature descend overhead and
then she lands in front of you, and it's little feather and she immediately
just runs up and hugs hey, babe, Happy new Year, Happy,
Happy New Year. I didn't I did not even notice. You guys are
big sowed, she screets. It's not that big of a deal, a
little feather will be. It is a big deal. It is a big
deal. They are advertising the court case like it's like it's TV event.
I don't know what TV is. Hire all the lawyers, right, so
wait a minute. Court in this world like a like a gladatorial arena,
like what like trial by combat? Like what is this? I do not
know? Willington says, it's not. Usually he's very angry. Oh and
you do not like him when he is angry. No, mister Wellington is
very angry when he's angry. Uh, okay, look, we'll be fine.
We have a lawyer. Yeah, we have all the lawyers. Actually,
we're gonna have all the lawyer. You're looking at like seven lawyers right
now. Yah, she cut is a lawyer. Did you know that Hachiko
is a lawyer. We should get hot knife to look suit, yes,
yes, and then make carew draw him in a suit. Okay, I
know this is but the thumbnail for this episode needs to be two hundred.
Oh god, yeah, he I'll do it. I love k. If
we end up in court, we all have to agree the session, like
the episode that we're in court. We have to show up wearing suits.
Yes, this is the session that you guys are in court. Oh,
that's what we're wasting on. This is a story arc. This is episode
one of three. Like, we're getting there, okay, okay, so
you are we Okay, we're outside the city. Yeah, yeah, we
we should probably go talk to Wellington as soon as possible. Yeah, well,
I have a ick to his column right now, just like today.
Yes, mister Wellington, I'm sorry the fuck is going on? Okay,
First of all, I mean turned down the audi the volume I don't want.
You're very loud. Okay, I don't know why you're all upset.
Where have we have every lawyer available. We're gonna be. Okay, we're
gonna be. I don't even give a ship about you guys being sued.
I don't care. Okay, who has we have limits of money? Oh?
The Worldly Brewery is just some some hobby that you guys decided to do.
Wait, so we have limited or unlimited money? You guys have we
have we have unlimited money. The other brewery is just the ship that you
decided to do. Like he's like, he's like getting more relaxed and limited
money. Right, No, that is true. That doesn't ease a lot
of wounds. Well, why are you so pissed off? Mister Wellington will
be fine? Who the fuck? I told you that putting George Washington as
as president might have not been the best idea. Yeah, I wasn't there
for that. That was my grandfather. I'm talking to the crowd right now.
Okay, Anthony, you'll you know what, Actually, Anthony your pardoned.
It's not your phone. I appreciate that. The rest of you,
all right, I'm just gonna hold out the phone. Hey, what is
George Washington being the leader? He's to do with our core case? This?
This is democracy is in the infancy of democracy at the moment, and
a lot of rules of regulations are not put into place that they should be.
And as you guys walk into the city, you start noticing that,
like quite a lot of the shops have this sort of wintry snow branding.
There's like a snow fashion boutique, there's like a snow restaurant. And it
seems that Washington's a little bit besmitten by his new Treasury chief, justice and
a myriad of other roles accumulating a lot more power then we could have.
He pauses. It's sort of frustrated silence, and he says, just come
see me. Okay, sure, where are you? Yeah? No,
no, no, meet me at the branch office. Okay, yeah,
okay, sure the branch office. Yeah no, no, don't meet up
at what am I talking about? Meet him out now that we meet at
a nice restaurant, because it seems like you need some food. I don't
know if you eat your skeleton and all, but you maybe need some You
sound really angry right now. He's always hungry. You know this. You
can't eat. Just meet me. I didn't I have a I have a
room. Just meet me at my room, all right. I'll meet you
at a room, Okay, buddy, I'll bring you a twig spar or
something like. It'll be okay, as we'll walk it through the time.
I'm just gonna be pointing out like a lot of snowy things here huh uh.
When when you look and you see the fashion boutique, you actually see
a little poster that says, check out our new designer, Douglas the Rat
the best clothes you could ever wear, a rat mate, and it has
a pig with Douglas on there. He's given like a thumbs up with his
little rat hands. We should go to that guy for the suits. Do
you think do you think that's the Douglas Rat the one that we met.
I don't. I don't remember this, so you weren't there to be fair,
that's fair. Probably how many do you think there are? Yeah,
let's let's go. Let's go talk to Douglas the hell. Yeah, oh
he did the Daniel Green did the thumbs up thing. Oh it is Christ's
cameras. Yeah, yeah, I don't have it. I mean I have
mine on a whole rack right over there, ready to go. So it's
like, yeah, he might have given the thumbs up and it's frozen his
camera and then he's left to get a suit for the bit. But we
don't know that because wait, wait, wait, yes, you have a
beanie you could put on. But now we're everyone suited up. I don't
own a suit within like my proximity. But remember the Orient Express video.
You had to rent one, right, No, no, we bought a
suit, but I'm I'm I can't keep it in my little place, stored
somewhere else in like a a suit a suit factory, a suit storage facility.
Just I can't be trusted to look after a suit. Listen, Ristage.
If you keep this YouTube, like, one day you might be able
to afford a suit as well. Yeah it's true. One day, maybe
someday, maybe some day. Okay, do you have a jacket anything?
Okay, I can get something, right, I'm being yeah, just kind
of bringing down the mood right now, yeah, really anything a zip up,
anything where he gets back. Now we all get naked. What if
we only wear suit jackets? Interesting color suit? Yeah, I've got I'm
going to color. Yeah. Most of my suits are from when I was
a teacher, and I have like a couple of really interesting ones. That
right, I always forget you were a teacher. Yeah. Oh yeah,
he's got that nice jacket. Yeah, that's a lovely that's a lawyer type
jacket. That's a lawyer. Yeah, yeah, this is my nice jacket.
Great, I still wouldn't hire you everyone here, I think schwab.
Yeah, as a private investigator, I would hire Daniel greenham Briggs. As
like thugs, I would vote for Teching. I mean, I'm showing up
with a giant iHeart Anime button on my suit, so maybe maybe that's not
like all right, this is what I would look like if I played doctor
who. I think, Yeah, are you going to be the fifteenth or
the sixteenth doctor? You know who the fifteenth is shooting out? Was the
fifteenth? But if they did do another one vote for me sixteenth doctor.
We need another white British doctor. That's me. I'm joking. Thank you
for clearing that up, my loyals. I really felt like people were not
gonna understand my intent with that one. Okay, we're back. Everyone's now
suited up for courtroom. Everyone's suit up. Us just edited out his racist
jokes and know it was it was making okay, I was. I was.
I was pointing at the fact that they've all been white British people and
that we need more Okay. Your exact words were, yeah, okay,
but that's you know. I was. I feel like we need more segregation.
I feel like it was a good callback beautiful Oh gosh, this is
all not making it into the episode. This is gonna be our shortest episode
of because I'm coming to make it, Jack Cliff, that entire thing.
All right, thank you? Okay, all right. So, yes,
so you've seen the lawyer, You've seen the poster of Douglas Rat, the
you've been Just for context, you guys have probably been away from the capital
for like a good month or two now, with the amount of time it
took for you to travel around and all the time that you spent in just
various places. Yeah. Yeah, So so you see all these posters with
Douglas Rats and Cody. What were you going to say, Well, we
were going in to see Oh you're going okay, so you're going inside suitable
attire. Yes, you do need some suitable suitable attire. You go inside.
It's not Douglas Rat behind the counter. It's just some some some bloke
sees you guys come in. He gives you a sort of knowing nod,
not a knowing nod, but he just gives you a nod and hello,
uh am, I am I right in thinking that Douglas Rat is the designer
here. Oh, he's the designer at most tailories nowadays. He's a genius
of work. That's That's what I'll say. Who knew that the scratch could
be so talented? I didn't even know what scratch were until about a month
ago. Where where where can we find him? Oh? He's in witness
protection at the moment, for the for for a little bit. Why should
you be telling us that, Yeah, well, random people just walked in.
Uh, well he's a witness in that upcoming trial, if you you
know the one that ever. Oh yeah, we've heard Oh tickets, Wow
are they selling good? Uh? No? Oh? I thought okay,
because little brother said they were talk of the town, and I thought,
yeah, they're just being they were selling tickets, and then they got they
just got sold out to uh mostly guards and military personnel. Can I buy
a ticket? They're sold out to guards a military personel. Unfortunately, I'm
a bird? Are you? He looks you up and down? Probably?
Now what do we don't? We don't need any tickets. But what we
do need is some Douglas rat clothing suits. Oh, you need some Douglas
track clothing suits in something appropriate for a court. Immediately behind the sky.
I do want to note that there is a poster about the upcoming court case,
and it has it has drawings of you four in like characters like awful
depictures. They look nothing like you, You like look cartoonously evil and am
I am I drawn in the Iron Man suit? Or how I really look?
You're not in it? Actually? Sorry, Aha, I'm pardoned.
I don't have to. I mean, you're not even a co owner of
the other Worldly Brewery, right, nice? Yeah, that's hilarious. He
sold it. Yeah, he's in. It's in it because he because you
know, part of the lawsuit is saying that he didn't have the rights to
sell it. So here's last time I mentioned I want a specific fan out
it actually happens. I'm gonna do it again. Please somebody do those that
fucking cart poster. I want to see just different renditions of the terribly drawn
cast on like a advertisement for appearing like Bill Scruple's greatest case yet. It's
like a movie poster and you see a big picture of Bill Scruples on the
front, and he's just got like his head is like a half of a
dome. He's just got a dome for a head with big round glasses and
he's got like a bow tie on a little suit. He looks a little
bit like a flunky from Toontown, if anyone's aware of that. Yeah,
so yeah, and it's it, says Bill scruples and dramatic font with the
most the least dramatic looking man possible underneath it. I'm making a thumbnail right
now and I'm using a screenshot of me in this suit with this beaded the
second. Yeah, that's useful, all right. Anyway, So the guy
says you need suits. I could provide suits, and he he's like,
let me just check in the back, and he turns around and he makes
eye contact with the poster and he pauses for a second, and he turns
back around again and he turns around. Hey, did anyone ever let me
say, everyone has a right to look fucking amazing while they defend themselves.
H that is true. You guys look like less ugly versions of the criminals.
The usurpers appreciate that. Yeah, wow, you could if they ever
made like a theater play, you guys could play them. Oh you think
so? Yeah? I never I never really thought about getting into a theater.
Do well, specifically say your name, You do very well. Thank
you, Norman. Hmmm, he looks like Norman. Oh, I see
what you guys do You guys are gonna get a character already anyway, he
wuys Axes, is your dad here? You? What the hell is wrong?
The hell why this business owner so stupid? They do not look like
you. It's cofically cartoonish stupid. And I'm like, wait, not okay,
that's that's the tagline under the tailory. It's a cartoonish amount of stupid.
He says, sorry, but actually I see I'm trying to come off
a scrub addiction. Oh you're on that ship too. I look over Red
Shark. I'm like, yeah, do you ever hear the tale of our
poor poor you know, Douglas Rat, you know he he was forced to
pat scrub on the streets. His whole life fell apart when Da Vinci was
deposed. And wait, didn't we like see that scrub is like super non
toxic and not bad. No, it was not. It was It's like
very brackish water. It's definitely not so like what the I don't know,
like this is like trying to blame your problems on video games. I'm out
it was just suitable and pulling up a stole and I am listening to his
entire story. I'm very I'm a serial murderer. You think I give a
ship, I'm a fire I'm a firefighter, and I do give a ship.
Seeing did you know this about the scrap people? Is they actually scrub?
Is quite similar to what they usually drink. Ah. So, yes,
actually was able to persevere through these trials, and after Snow saw his
talents, you know, the rest was history. Hey, I needn't go
back and watch these episodes. I don't know what the is going on.
You know I can solve all your problems. Here's a thousand gold so fuck
off. How about that? Oh no, thank you, thank you so
much, mister, thank you so much. How about those get us some
suits. Let me let me get you. Let me get those suits tailor
made for you. If you have one that fits a dog? Oh you
have a dog? He looks down. Yeah, we have a dog.
Oh yes, I can make a suit for a dog. You know what
I just want to say to like the party, We need to stop being
interested by everyone. We need okay, people that we use for their services
and love. All right, Yeah, so we just removed the MPC aspect
from this. It just like how much money do I have to give you
to do the thing that I watched it? Yeah? Like, if it's
a character like this, this guy's not gonna affect the plot. I mean
that's true. Like if I'm working as a cashier and you come into Dollar
Tree and be like, hey, Matt, here's ten thousand dollars, just
do something, I'm like, all right, sure, I guess he turns,
he starts measuring you guys up for your suits and starts killing you.
You know, what color suits do you guys want? Uh? I feel
like Cody Coldy would want something a little bit tacky, to be honest,
Yeah, like what's the bright dairy suit? Rainbow suit? Just like pink?
Probably just like like his h Do you guys want to go proper like
Power Rangers with it? Yeah? I'm red? Yeah, so Anthony's the
red Ranger. I do like actually, like straight up, I think yellow
suits are fucking fire. I want a yellow suit. So we got the
Shock as the yellow Ranger. Norman, I'm gonna go blue blue. Yeah,
it makes sense, that is the Yeah, and then we got the
pink Ranger, and then we just need the I guess either green or black
ranger being HATCHI co uh yeah, or his bone Slaw still with us,
Yeah, he's still with us. Yeah, yeah, I mean we could
have a sixth ranger, we have like a gold ranger or what yeah you
know? So yeah, okay, so we get a no, no,
no, a sequined diamond suit. Oh, little Feather will be the green
ranger. Then okay, ties the same color or do we have like complimentary
colors for the ties, because that's hot as ship if you do that.
Yeah, I thought it would be just like the same color as the suit.
Well we could do okay, like like a red suit jacket with a
white shirt and then a red tie. I think that would look kind of
nice if we're all like, it's like bright pink for the tie in the
suit and then a black shirt and then a pink tie. It's not.
It's not even like a like it's just like a like a crew neck shirt.
It's not. It's okay, no different color for the suit jackets and
then like black for the shirt itself, and then the ties the same color
as the jacket. I like that. So so then Bone Slaw, Yog
and Hatchiko will be the black, silver and Gold Rangers and whatever. Yeah,
please put bon Slaw in the in the white one. I think that'll
look cool. Oh yeah, in a white suit with like the sleeves rolled
up. Oh my god, he looks so cool. I can see this
could be a poster. This has to be a poster, all of us
suited up. Yeah, one piece chapter cover. We're gonna ask him.
Okay, someone take a photo of us where the criminals go. Give this
to the police and tell him to run it. Yeah, you just you
take that photo. You start state to all of the all of the posters,
get your sails up, just like tribe. Actually, I described to
the Shark that the power Angers because he wouldn't know what they are. But
the Power Angers are basically like a mafia. They're really badass. You know,
we haven't was like, yeah, we all kind of match on like
the color basis, but each kind of the suit reflects the time we're from.
So like, Cody has an eighties suit, I have a twenty suit.
You have like a future Superman, a future suit. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, it brings me like a modern suit. Correct, you
guys, You guys are lucky that I have a very talented tailor. He
says, this is a very complicated request. We're like drawing it open like
YO would be. So it was so cool if it was like dismiss I'm
from the best. I'll give you ten more gold if you find me two
brass knuckles before we're done here. I tell them this is the beginning.
Okay, I don't I don't supply brass knuckles, but I do have like
brass rings. No, I want you to have people, you know,
friends what call people before we're done here. This will take some hours.
I can just make you brass knuckles. I won't even take that long.
I could just do I'm taking my ten gold back. I'm giving it to
my friend. You can I have brass knuckles too, like I imagine,
I can't make it. I just snuckles, all right? Should we do
gold knuckles? Guys, they will have all the worldly brewery on them.
But I don't know. How can I be pit bull? I'm like,
I'm using like an engraver. I'm like at a jewelry shop next door,
using the engraver, and just like yeah, once is nor once is man
nor nor man? Okay, right after a little bit of setting you guys,
yeah, walk in walk into cool. Okay, no, no,
no, it's just not guilty. And then I punched you with the guilty
one. It just has it on your face. Ship. There's so many
ways to do this. Okay, we all suit it up. Then I'm
ready to go. Let's meet Wellington because he's waiting for us. Let's go
to the room. Well, okay, you you you leave the the tailor's
shop, in your finery, in your suits the two islands right now,
yeah, yeah, and you guys rock up. Yeah, he has a
little he has a house right in in the capitol. So you just rock
up to his house and you knock on his front door and he opens up
with his bright yellow Wellington showing his skeleton body is grotesque as ever, and
he goes, what took you so long? And look great? Don't we?
We had some things to do on the way. Also, didn't you
know there's a dress code? Now? I don't know why you're he to
be fair? He no to be fair the way that Wellington dresses. He's
in that quite fair se suit all the time. Anyway, remember what he
looks like. But he's wearing Wellington's boots. I mean they're part of the
fashion and yeah, let's just lie. I just say, Oh, we
wanted to actually, we thought you had like a dress code thing going on,
so we wanted to look at it good. You know, let's do
a deception role on that, mister shark. Yeah, it's better than mine.
I love lying. Fourteen's all right. He looks at you. You
you can't quite tell whether he believes you or not, but he like doesn't
care enough, so he says, whatever, get in here. Do you
guys want tea? Oh? Yeah, I'll take some coffee please. He
has a little teapot he starts pouring into mugs. Could mine be a latte?
No? Yeah, hold on, I make it into a latte machine.
He sits down on a big leathery chair. There is not enough seats
for all of you guys. Cord'll stand and I'll just build a chair.
It's fine. This destructing this guy's house. That's what I did when he
first summoned me. I built an HVAC system in his mountain cave. Because
it's like he lives on a fucking volcano, Like I am not very likes
around here. He says, just straight Ah, why not, mister Wellington,
you're such a swell guy. Apparently not us either. Wellington, I'm
well, I was only planning would here to stay here for a little bit.
But I've I've had to organize this transfer of funds to nor Venture.
And as I was out and about on my daily stroll, I noticed these
fucking posters, and he places them down front of you, way cooler.
Here's the thing. I said this before over the what what do you call
it, Anthony, uh? Photo? No? Yeah, I said phone,
Yeah, the phone thing. Yeah, I said it before over that.
I don't actually care if you lose or win this case. The objective
here is to make sure that we finish activating these towers. Yeah. The
problem is Washington and Jesus fucking Christ are so entrenched in this city. I
think that they have forgotten the task at hand. Counterpoint, Well, Shark,
you wanted to go see Jesus. He's right here, so that's convenient.
That is convenient. Also, counterpoint, they're so entrenched, which means
we know they will stay here. So when the time comes for us to
get like finally maybe needing them, we know exactly where to get them from,
as opposed to like, I don't know, what do you think Jesus
and George Washington will do we just let them loose on the world. You're
containing them there, you go. Yeah, what they both did where they
would let loose of the world is great. Little cults. We can we
can, we can talk to them. George Washington and Jesus are super against
the gods here, so there will be no issue to get them back on
track. In my opinion, you want to kill the gods. Right,
Well, we were cool last time we talked, and you just came with
this aggression and didn't ask questions trying to figure things out. Being hungry all
the time, being tired all the time makes a man quite cranky. You
think after a thousand years you'd be like used to it by now. It's
not been that long. It's only been a few hundred. Oh, just
a few hundred years. Okay, he grips his skeletal hands together. What
are you guys going to do about this? Well, first we got to
go to court. Yeah, we're actually got to go to court. Yeah,
just fly as hell. Of course we're going to court. We spent
like a grand on these. It may be an outlaw, but I still
respect the law. Is that true? I just don't want to end up
in a fight with all of you. I know how that will go,
and so I know you're gonna make me do it, so I'm just gonna
go, all right. I've been through the enough conflict with you fucking guys,
all right. I think I don't think it's going to be too difficult
for us to win this case. And if we weren't to go, I
think it would be more of an obstacle than if we ignored it. Yeah,
I mean, and my solution is killing the Judges family one. Norman
seems to be let me liken that kind of stuff more and more, and
I feel kind of weird actually corrupting that kid. I know Anthony would be
a pain in the ass about it, and Briggs, yes, secretly kind
of like it. But I'm just not willing to put up with all that
again. So why not just put on a nice suit and go to court.
I don't care whether or not you guys win or lose this court case,
all right. The most important thing is that you do not make an
enemy of the government here, because we need George washing each other. Jesus
Christ. If we're going to take down the gods together, sure, yeah,
but anyway, would Washington does believe in democracy quite a bit. So,
yeah, we need to win the case. Guys win can we can't
blow up the courthouse If we win the case. He'll just accept that as
like, oh, that's the law. So it's all good. And win
the case whenever you win the case. Now, who's the judge? Do
we know the judge? I don't know who the judge is. They're keeping
that a surprise. Do you know a lot of lawyers? I I feel
like you used to Okay, what does that mean? Well, Bill Scruples
would have been the lawyer I would have said to go to. But it
seems like he's the one prosecuting your case. Right. We have infinite money,
though, Can't we just go and offer him more money than what the
other guys are paying him? You can try. I mean, it's a
good it's a good prospect. But okay, I just don't get that's how
lawyer's work. Yeah, I did a perfect signature. I did a perfect
signature. I don't understand how they're actually able to pin it. I don't
know. I don't know. They say they have witnesses. It's the only
thing I've heard people lie, people might really like us. Listen, it's
it's winnable. I think it's winnable. It's winnable. Yeah, we can
win. Yeah, we can win. If I was going to put a
percentage on it, I'd say like eighty. Especially we can get Jesus to
testify on our behalf, can we? Yeah? But Jesus wouldn't when't was
he was there. Hey, guys, what have we been going to court
for? Oh? I just meant it as a character witness, who call
him in as a character witness and Jesus Christ like they're good people. Yeah,
I think doesn't actually know what's going on. Yeah, No, I
just heard we're getting sued for some reason. So you know the brewery that
you inherited twenty five percent of I guess I guess you guys brought that up
like once. Yeah, it's a company that we our own brewery and then
another brewery set ours on fire. Yeah, then should happen? Go ahead,
So we know one of the biggest breweries in the world, And technically
the way we got that brewery was by killing its owner and forging a signature
that signed everything over to the phone. Oh so this is like a corporate
kind of case, sort of situation. Okay, yeah, I get it.
Yeah, like we we broke the law, so we are guilty.
We are so guilty. I don't I want to say any of this in
the court, but I just want to defend ourselves a little bit here.
They burned down our brewery first, and my signature was perfect, so I
viewed it as a seizure of property. Yeah. The more I'm listening to
this story, the more I'm like, I don't need to be part of
this court case. You own, my friend. I tell you what,
I'll sell the twenty five percent to Norman. There you go, No sell
to me. I don't have any more. All right, here you go.
I don't have any more. Wells is in Bulba because he didn't have
the right to sell it. Yes, so that this is the whole point,
right, But I'm not on the way. Sure then, so I
don't have to show up for this. He looks so good about you,
the legal rights holder of old Tony's share. All right, if you don't
want to defend your grandfather's memory. I don't think my grandfather was he really
invested in the brewery. It was his idea. Yeah, he cared more
than I'll do it for him, all right, Okay, for for Pappy,
I'll do this for Pappy, Tony. Why Cody just really wants Anthony
on the side here because he views and he's like the most intelligent one in
the group. Oh well, thank you so much. All right, sure,
okay, okay, guys, I have a plan all right, besides
just offering this lawyer like a buttload of money. We know one of the
witnesses that snow is going to try and use against us. It's a threat.
Oh yeah, Doug, how we're a good friend. What was his
name? Wait? Douglas, Douglas Douglas rat Wait wait are you singesting some
shark tactics here? Or I'm suggesting we get to him, we talk to
him, we pay him, and he, on the day of the trial
confesses that he witnessed us legally take over the brewery. He saw the signing.
That's good. I like that. Okay. Also, I've just realized,
like, you know, maybe this is different from the way it works
from where I'm from because my dad's a lawyer. But it's like, uh,
you know, there's like a discovery phase, like like the fact that
judge is a surprise. Doesn't even seem like that's the way that should go.
We should know what the other side is going to do. But I
guess in this world, it's just more entertaining. I mean it's probably relatively
new. Yeah, the brand new system. Yeah, the democracy is being
shaped by the ones currently in power. All right. If that's the case,
that's at some point I am definitely going to be like, you know,
you're out of order or objection, because I like I have to do
that at some point. Yeah, I'm gonna say objection to everything it could
be. So yeah, like if that's if we're just playing it, Lucy
goosey with it, let's just do that. They said that Douglas is in
witness protection, all right, you go see jesus? Yeah, yeah,
I mean how long hell happened till the trial? Yeah? When's the trial?
Uh? The he looks Wellington looks down at the poster. What day
is it today? I always went Wednesday? Wednesday? The trials tomorrow?
Oh okay, what time morning or night? Morning? Okay, So we
need to get to Douglas tonight. We have to Douglas tonight, all right,
Jesus, Now, okay, how about this we split up shark.
Oh, I mean my bad piple. Uh. You go talk to Jesus,
do some monk things, but tell them to ask if you will,
like confess about us being good people. Right, you can testify, Yeah,
remind him that we're his apostles. Mm hmmm. We're going to find
Douglas and I cast lockatee creature. You can locate Douglas. Yeah, does
that describe my name? A creature that is familiar to you. You sense
the direction of the creatures location as long as that creature was in a thousand
feet of you. Does that work on humanoids? Creature? It's any creature,
okay, perfect, as long as it's familiar to us. And he
is, Yeah, he is familiar, so you wouldn't know where he is.
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. So you use locate creature and
you can sense. You do that thing where you close your eyes and you
can sort of visualize the city like a map and you see a glowing rat
like it's like GPS radar. Yeah, and he is currently being held at
the whole house. Oh uh, in the courthouse, Like what level or
under it? Yeah, it seems like he's on the third floor of the
courthouse building. Okay, great, this is going to be so easy.
This is gonna be fun. I can fly now, so this is gonna
be easy. Yeah, me too, baby, Yeah, I think let's
leave our suits at Wellington's place. I mean I could just like a stealth
mission. I tap it and my suit just like yeah. So yeah,
we're doing a spin up, right. Norman and Shark are going after Jesus,
right, well, yeah it's normal nominale. You're going with with the
shark the pip to see Jesus. Are you coming? I just told him
by himself and then okay, I thought we spit it too too. Douglass
is the thing that matters, okay, I mean the Shark could be all
the all the go with. Yeah. Yeah, you three are heading out
into the into the night. Yeah we're gonna leave Yong Corey Haika, and
it's slow for Hydings. They were just sitting there in a room looking at
each other. They have no chat. Those those Wellington you should you should
arm rustle bone slot. And then I leave, like I mean I say
that I was never on wristled skeleton before. Oh no, no, yells
out, and you do you just hear like a shattering if we have time.
Yeah, is he in the capitol? No, he's all the sprintier
high for us in courtper get here and be our lawyer. Yeah, so
yeah, let's go to the car house. Okay, all right, cool,
and we're still gonna fly on top of the correctly so we can all
fly. Yeah, you're using your locate creature and you can see the window
into which Douglas is in the room, and you can see it three stories
high. All right, get up there, and it's sort of getting into
evening time now. I'm worried about We don't want to be seen here obviously.
You know we're going to be on trial tomorrow. They're probably on watch
for us because they don't want us to tamper with anything we can. They
cannot know that we were here. This can't be like with the King where
they found out we were there. This has to be all right. How
about I mean, if we do, we all want to go in,
or I could just cast the sky's self on one of you and then that
way, I think I can fly up there as a bird. Okay,
get his attention, get in and talk to him. All right, Yeah,
let's do that, all right, Am, I incorrect in saying that.
I don't think Norman and Anthony can fly and be invisible. I can
fly and be disguised as another person. Okay, that might still be pretty
suspicious. I don't think, yeah, because if I look unless you fly
and I cast a billits I was going to say, yeah, how many
people can you make fly? I can make both of us fly, and
then invisible all three of us can go. Okay, let's do it all
right, invisibility right shoo shoo h. I'm just going to turn into a
little a little bird, one of the local small birds that I've seen around.
So you're yeah, a bird and two invisible people fly up to Douglas's
room. It's a crazy set for a joke. You look inside, you
see Douglas rat there and he's working with a little sewing machine. Is he
on his arm? He is currently on his own in that room. Yes.
Is the window is it open or closed? It is closed. I'm
gonna tap on the glass. I'm gonna peck on the glas. Douglas looks
around and he sees a small bird in pink spandex and he he he stares
at it for a little while. I just did a whistle, But I
don't think that Mike picked it up. Oh no, it did not pick
it up. I just every time if he's just looking at me, just
just pecking at the glass. And he walks up to the window and he
opens it slightly to go and he says, go away. I can't speak,
So I'm just gonna fly past him into the room. You know,
we walk in after as well. Yeah, we go in as well for
you guys to get through. He's just open the window. Yeah, he's
only opened crack. So you guys are still open the window a crack.
Can I just push it? You could push it open, but but I
mean you if you want to do that. Hey, hey, okay,
we say, hey Douglas, it's us. We're just I know it's you
guys. He says, Oh, that's easy. Then I'm gonna try back
into Cody. I'm gonna make sure that I do so inside of the room,
in front of any exit that I can view, Like if there's only
yeah, the door, it's we're gonna. I'm in front of the door.
We just want to talk. We just want to talk. Guys.
Listen, you've already fucked me over enough. You forced me inside a skin
suit. I had to pretend to be hops for for for months, and
then I was destitute after you guys took down Leonardo da Vinci and then your
your your your friend, the shark forced me to sell scrub on the streets.
I've had a terrible time. Just just let us let us all in,
let us sit down. We need to set a few things right.
We just need to talk, okay, and figure this out. I kind
of reject, Okay, I'm not on the room. You're not you're talking
to Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll cut
to you in a second. Jesus man, is he gonna let us in
the invisible ones? Well, Anthony, just he's just opening the window.
Further I thought, we're yeah, just opening the window from outside getting into
the room. And so yeah, h if you if you don't leave right
now, I will scream. Listen, Douglas, we genuinely just want to
chat for a tiny bit, just a tiny bit, Okay. We feel
like we can set things right with you without having to do all of this
trial stuff. Okay, Monny, you have done nothing but cause me grievances
throughout it. Okay, listen, what have we done wrong? Let's address
them. What have we done wrong? And how much money would it take
to rectify everything? We'll get to money. No has given me so much?
How much money she's given me? The one, the one thing I've
always wanted in life was to become a tailor. Okay, okay, All
that you guys did was you came in scorched a bunch of rap people.
At first, I thought, oh gosh, these people are gonna save me
from from from where I've been trapped my whole life with all these rap people
who are making fun of me for my name. Then you forced me intae
to skin suit and pretend to be to uh this mel id brightman. Do
you know how boring it is to listen to Brick every five to ten minutes?
I would not It is a nice man. Listen, Brick is a
night guy. But listen. Okay, we thought that we were saving you
from this previous life. We thought we were doing the right thing. He
thrust me into a place for I actually had like a family. Why not,
you know, not like family? I had parents. I you know,
I had it. They didn't care about you, right, No,
they didn't care about you. Didn't we set you up and in a position
of power in the outside world would to your position. I was on the
streets selling drugs for the shock, Okay, that part This is this is
what I'm here to address. This is what I'm here to address. We
pulled you out of scratch Town and put you in in place of hops because
that was our way of getting you up and out into a new life.
I know things didn't work out exactly how you planned with Brick, okay,
but come on, it was better than where you were. You had a
chance to chase your dreams. And what happened in the Capitol with the Shark
that is not we We didn't know about that. Okay. I'm not saying
I'm not grateful for what you guys did to me in scrap Town, right.
You know, I had a house that I inherited from my parents after
day passed. And I understand that the only rat people that you killed were
bad rat dudes. And I was being bullied and I understand that. But
the trials and tribulations that I have gone through have been I just taxing and
snow, you wouldn't you wouldn't be the man you are today, and in
the position you are. If it wasn't for that adversity, Yeah, I
wouldn't be the man who I am today in the position I am if it
wasn't for Snow. She no, no, no, no, you wouldn't
have even met s If it wasn't for us, you'd be a scat like
down getting made fun of him, bullied. Well, thank you very much
for for thrust to be onto the streets. But what I've what I have
done now is I have I have found who I'm supposed to be. I'm
Douglas, the Taylor rat. Snow gave me this and all I had to
do was testify against you guys in court. Yeah, and you guys,
do you already eat this stupid brewery? Douglas, I'm I'm really happy for
you that you're you're you're achieving your dream and doing your dream. I'm really
happy for you. And I've been invisible this entire time talking I'm not and
I promise you you will still be that after this trial no matter what.
But Hi, it's not going to you definitely want to be on the side
of the victors, just like you. Just see me sitting down and crossing
my legs like I have like like invisible like I appear. You definitely want
to be on the side of the victors. I think I trusty Snow.
Snow has no chance against us. We want to do things properly. We
want to be good the same we were. We were good in Scrattown.
We want to be good. Let me explain if we're for a reason to
be thrown in jail. If you don't think, I will not burn this
entire town. And the shark is ten times worse than me. The shark
is ten times worse than me. And if they're gonna throw me in jail,
I will fireball this entire town. Every single one of your of your
things will unfortunately burn down, and I'd be happy to sell you that set
you up somewhere else. But if they try to throw me in jail here,
everyone threats again. I'm just I'm just saying you want to be on
the side of the victors, That's all I'm saying. I think I'm on
the side of the victors. And you know what, I willn't feel I
will not feel guilty. Will you guys think Madam is gonna be the victor?
That's cute. You know you guys are really you know, Douglas,
I think about your side. Listen, listen, it's the born I'm hearing
about his story. It's like, yeah, this guy's definitely in the right
here. Also, Douglas, this isn't a threat, it's a promise.
I wish. I'm proud of you. I think I think Douglas might start
screaming. Oh, I think I think silence. I think if you say,
if you look at his eyes off to say you got a viable the
talent and say that's not a threat, that's a promise. Yeah, Douglas
looks to your eyes and he goes God, and he starts screaming. I
turn, I turned to the other two and I'm just like, let's get
out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here, okay. And
on the way, I will turn to Douglas. I'm just gonna say to
him while he scream just like Douglas, I really I just wanted to say
these things right. I'm sorry things didn't work out. I'll see you in
the courtroom. That's so sad, and I'm gonna really sorry for everything that
happened to you. You know what, I'm not even for you. Oh,
I promise if we won't do anything bad to you, and you will
be a tailor at the end of this. So no one, Yeah,
that is a promise, no one. You liked the entire Did you not
hear my New Year's resolution that's denied by a snake lady? That was?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he's an ins Oh my god, this conversation
is happening, the Shark. You are looking for Jesus around town and he's
the vice president. You know where he hangs out or are we not doing
that those rules? Well you you do know where he hangs out. He's
the vice president. So you go to the vice president's office. Yeah,
and you waltz in there. I mean, what do you want to do.
I assume he's like a secretary that I can see. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah he is. I walk up and I say hello,
my name is Pitbull, former known as the Shark. You might be distracted
by my phenomenal suit. Don't worry, it's not complex when I need done.
All I need you to do is let Jesus know that one of his
humble apostles is here and it's an emergency and I need to be seen immediately.
But like in a Chicago way. She she looks at you. She
clearly doesn't give a ship. But she gets up and she walks to the
other room and then she comes back in. She says, Jesus will see
you now. Great, And you notice this, like nobody else here,
like nobody wants to see him. Okay, So so there was no wait.
You walk into the room and it's also getting to the end of you
know, the working day, and you see Jesus there and he's chilling out.
He's got like a big spliff in his mouth. You don't know of
what's like a fantasy spliff, a fantasylif. He's like, hey, hey
dude, welcome in. Hey man, I haven't seen you since that big
battle that we got that we did. You know, things have been great.
Hit Hey you know, sit down, I got bean bags. Hey
man, you are you acting as vice president right now? Yeah? I
do vice but I don't really do much, you know, like honestly,
like the president does much. And I say that, but kind of the
Treasury secretary does most of the work now to be honest, Like who's the
treachery secretary? Oh? You know, what's her name? Snow? She?
Right? She she kind of just runs things now, and I'm fine,
I just chill. Okay, we're gonna get more into that in a
minute. But first, I you know how like I'm a part of a
system that's like we're in one of Norman's video games and I level up.
I don't know what the hell that means. See, I said, hell,
my dad would be so disappointed. She has the same thing, right
because he's also transported here. Yeah, he does have the same thing,
but he doesn't understand it. Like, okay, right now, are you
talking about all these fucking numbers that I sometimes see? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm trying to do something with mine. And for me to do that,
I need to learn how to be a monk, which guess what this game
classifies you as. So I need you to teach me how to be a
monk. Oh you want to train under me? Yeah? Sure, listen,
I could teach you how to perform miracles. My dude. I more
want the punchy but not lethally kind of monk. Yeah. Man, we
we're just vibing. We're just chilling. Come do you do the punchy punch?
Yeah? Man, I'm good at it. Listening, I'm good at
it, he adds out like a joint to you, and he says,
you want some of her. No, actually, I'm trying to be cleaner
and live a better life and non murder people. I'm not for that,
man, Yeah, for sure. Well, you know, after after I
became vice president of this place, it's just sort of things have been going
well for me and a lot of my apostles. They they're all out and
about, you know, converting people. What have you? How many do
you have? Twelve? You're one of them? Right, yeah, I'm
just is that okay? But you haven't like just recruited a whole bunch more
anything, right, Well, they have like sub apostles now, my dude,
Like, how many numbers are how are we approaching? It's like a
pyramid scheme, It's like multi level marketing. Yeah, how many? How
many members do you have? I'm not very good at this whole math thing,
man, Okay, last time you had a gathering? How many people
roughly you know, you know, a few hundred thousands, ten thousands,
it's in the hundreds. But like I count all the citizens of Astoria as
my disciples now in a way, you know, kind of annoyed. I'm
just going to open my menu and like try to do like leveling things or
I'm like, how do we get my listen, man, meet me tomorrow
morning and oh no, I've got I've got I've got something in the morning.
I have to oversee this trial. Wait, wait, are you the
judge at our trial tomorrow? No? No, man, no, no,
that's Snow. She's the judge at the trial because she's the chief Justice.
Now I think as well, I'm just kidding me. I just have
to be there as you know. What was the word that she said?
Safety? Yeah, me and Washington. Okay, I need you to listen
to me, very very carefully. Snow is an enemy of your apostles.
She has actively worked against us and is a threat to us being your apostles.
We need to be able to win this trial because the trial she's overseeing
is against us and it could take away our weight. Well, who is
the funk if it takes a work we go to jail, or is it
takes awa our brewery. I don't actually want to go to jail. I
think it just takes away your Oh I mean yes, I care. All
right, Yeah tomorrow you can help us. That'd be great. But it's
not as let's change the tone of that. Norman thinks it's really serious,
Like he thinks, like I'm going to jail. How you might do whoever?
Well we did technically, let's make a fake case where it's just pitt
ask to go down. This is done. You're asking, can you any
of you remember who was the one who dealt the killing blow to hops?
Because that guy would go to jail. I think necessary to murder. That's
not a thing. It's not very prosecuted of the mud. Okay, anyway,
fine, but yeah, we'll just help us in the trial to marrowy
we can if you know, like we're snow sleeps tonight, I can go
throw kill them. I think you guys are just yeah, I think it
was blackbird. I think killed. The case is just for your lawful ownership,
unlawful usurping really of the of the company. Also, two things I
need to say. One, I want to roll intimidation for that play that
I made on on Douglas, Like it should have some level of a fact
that what if I got a twenty right row your intimidation, you might have
been super intimidating. Yeah, you never know, but if he if he's
making a check, then I want to give him advantage with a enhance ability.
Would that to be honest? Though, that implies that that's something that
Cody agreed with doing. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like
I threw it out there, I did. I definitely didn't agree to an
intimidation. That's fair, all right, go ahead, then King press that
button six. It was very intimidating, but he didn't like the threat.
He should be intimidated because Norman's ready to throw it out. But also you
think she's going to jail if he gets there, he's like, oh,
what we have to pay for Buddy's That's why I also, as the Shark,
was like, oh this is oh okay, fine, that's that's the
thing we're getting. We're getting sued. We're not getting like, you know,
criminally charged with anything. Right, And I thought we killed hops and
then Stolen's company. I thought that was pretty bad. Is that about the
murder or is it is it all one thing? Yeah, it's the fraud.
You might go to jail, who knows. Okay, but jesus,
we both have things going on tomorrow. So you're free right now. Because
it looks like you're just getting high on the couch. Yeah, man,
I am just getting high on the couch. But you know, that's what
it's about. It's about relaxing, taking things slowly and enjoying the time we
have here. I came to a realization man, that like the time I
have here is like extra time in the time that I had back home.
You know what I'm saying, Like, when we think about it, this
is like free time and we can use it to just chill out. So
how about the day after tomorrow, we uh we we you know, we
do some sparring and do that sort of thing. Man, We're going to
do it now. But I also, okay, here's the thing. I'll
agree to smoke with you and I'll hang out with you as long as you
say it counts towards our training, because I think as long as you believe
that, then it then that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a
training. It's all about the peace and state of mind. You know.
It's all about becoming one with yourself and god, Okay, I do that
big big g o d up in the sky, my dude, I do
that, And so I sit, I smoke, and the whole time the
Shark's just clicking the menus like what, yeah, you smoke. You're in
the sound setting somehow, and you lower the volume. I have everything around
you. You take a puff and the smoke sort of envelops you, and
then Frank the fighter head to Gus City there like, hey, what the
fun that he disappears because you have some remnants of the magic cigar smoke in
there. But now you guys are just chilling for the rest of the night.
Okay, we know that snows the judge should want to come and tellers
fat. Yeah, but he's not. He's he's he's getting high. He's
enjoying a really nice night with Jesus. Yeah, but I'm okay, let
me put it this way. I'm not going to spend the night with Jesus.
I'm gonna be there for an hour or two. And I also figured
you guys would come to see me after you've seen Alex. You know where
I am, Like, I'm waiting for you to come here. Okay,
So I'm gonna talk to Cody and I'm and and Anthony and be like,
okay, well we that didn't work. Sorry, we need we still need
a lawyer. And I didn't realize he held that much of a grudge against
us. I'll help you guys, you know. And Ben she thing kind
of fucked him up that bad. Yeah, but uh yeah, what's rendezvous
with a shark? Mmm? I mean we could do that's see if he
learned anything? Can I do? Can you get a constitution to row from
the shark for me? What? H sure? This is just how well
you're able to? Yeah, you're you're you're you're high. So you guys
all sort of reconvene at Wellington's house. You come in, Wellington's having a
great time. He's like stroking the HATCHI coo, Okay, I was gonna
ask because he can he can't die. So it does like every time like
bone Slap beats him in arm wrestling, it's just just a mountain of broken
bone. And went into this welcome back gosh. I was getting sick and
tired of arm wrestling this guy over and over and over again. And mister
Wellington, you need any milk that's so good for strong bones. I can
make you some milk. Why do you keep offering me food and drink?
Anthony, We've been over this because I know I'm making him. I feel
so bad for Wellington. Yeah, our plan didn't really work. So well,
we need a lawyer, mister Waller, think can you help us get
some lawyers while we figure out some more stuff. I have no connections in
this city. The only connection I had was with the royal family. But
the only living member of the royal family is is a child. Yeah,
we know a lawyer that should be in the capitol. His name's julag I
don't know you're looking. He's the best lawyer we know, so we could
try and find him. Wait a minute, I have another This is a
stretch, but in case we need to do this. Mister Wellington, you
made this necklace and you pulled me in from my time, right, Yeah,
can you make another one and summon my dad here because he is actually
a really good lawyer. It took me like a hundred years to make your
necklace. I use the right tool for the job, and I duplicate my
necklace. Yes I canace infinite guy glitch. Okay, sorry, are you
duplicating the necklace? This is really important? Well like he in Okay,
So these necklaces are all like magical shit given to them by God's Mine is
something that is artificially created, so I'll be able to at least look inside
of it and see what the fuck it's made out of, because it's made
out of like technology, right, so I should be able to tweak it
if I need to. I'm from the goddamn future, I know, Okay,
Okay, because I am. I was gonna argue that, like,
yes, you would be able to recreate it and summon somebody else, but
it would replace you as the artificer. Can I change it to another class?
Uh? I think I think you. You would have to change it
to a class that doesn't exist at least all right, So I'm gonna I'm
gonna pull up the unearthed arcana here and uh, through all of the bullshit,
and then he's just gonna unease Kai himself. It's okay, my dad
is a really good lawyer. You know what I'm gonna do that it's it's
it's sir, it's random. I do want to state that it's random.
I can't pick my dad, all right, pick a specific person. That'd
be really funny if like you just you go back to your time your dad
came and then swap back after the trial. Wait, it was random,
but he picked an Tony's grandson out of all the people in the world,
you know, at all timelines fate. That's that's sometimes just how statistics are
you know, one two three is just as likely as seven two five.
All right, so okay, maybe we get Bob Odenkirk or better call Saul
or some ship you know. Maybe. All right, Okay, I mean,
are you doing this? I mean I don't like if there's no guarantee
I can actually choose who Sakai, then there's no point. You'll You'll just
get a random dude. You know, Cody can use that Creature feature finder
on July feature Finder Creature Future Fighter or July because yes I can. I
still have two more level smell spots. Yeah, I tell you. Let's
let's look at ju Lug. We need a lawyer for tomorrow. We don't
have a running attack. Hey, you guys, you you visualize and you
can see a highlighted sulkin. He's currently at the bar in the city.
All right, let's go get him. All right, bust down the door
of the bar. We're back in our suits. This is no longer stuff.
If you walk into the bar and this is actually an other worldly brewery
brand bar. So the people in the bar, they sort of look at
you, and they're not quite sure how to how to think because if you
remembers, because Snow is the branch manager of the other Worldly brewery in the
Capitol, so it is one of hers technically, but it's also one of
yours technically at the moment, it's in a weird limbo state. Hey,
guys, just remember, until the results of tomorrow, we still do pay
your bills. The bartended looks up and goes, I you look come here,
okay, I think tomorrow. I think. I think you guys are
innocent. I don't know what this bullshit snows pulling out of our asshole.
I never trusted her to begin with. Yeah, I can't believe I did
betrayed yet again. You guys have been better bosses than ops ever was I.
Honestly, I don't even care if you killed him and you surped it,
he says, very loudly, But we didn't know. Ye he winks,
he does, a big wink, But I don't even care. Listen,
my I begetting more customers with your brew. I'll be getting my My
everything lives been great ever since you guys came into office, and I just
want to say thank you. I never thought i'd get to meet the big
bosses themselves. Can I get people, can get Can I get an autograph?
Slices for forwards? Yeah? Of course, absolutely, give a big
Cody signature. Wait, I feel like this could be used in I'm not
there. Goddamn yeah, can be used in court. I don't want to
give over any evidence. That's a good idea what people can do magic like
DNA and stuff. I think it's a good thing because I'm going to sign
it with my normal signature. No, but DNA DNA? Do they know
about DNA in this? I'll do it. I fucking know about Norman barely
knows about DNA. I'm gonna signing. In my head, I'm thinking like
the signature for Hops was perfect. It's nothing like Norman's signature at all.
Cody's head. This guy is just genuinely asking for There's no way this guy
betrays because I don't one so strongly. I wasn't a founding member of the
brewery. I'm not going to sign it. Well, worry bad, I
may tip five gold. I have nineteen on me. I'm going to tip
him five gold and let's get a round, including for our friend. Do
you know there, you don't need a pay it's your Wait a minute,
wait a minute, I know. I'm just giving it to you because you're
my day. Can I read the paper he wants me to sign. It's
kind of just at it. It's blank, it's just yeah. Okay,
you do a perception check if you want, or investigation. Investigation probably,
yeah, probably investigation would be better. Nineteen nineteen. It's just a blank
piece of paper. That is a blank piece of paper, just for si.
Okay, you guys are so paranoid. Yeah, the money, the
money for you my friend life. Of course I'm paranoid. Let's get around
and everybody's fight in the back over there. Yeah, and you like us?
Oh yeah, do you like to notice you guys? But he's not
he's probably not really making eye contact, but he's he's there. Hey,
come over here, come up a drink with us. Got a friend and
let's go sit with him. Okay, we bring the drinks over. He
sit down. Hello, he says, you wag buddy. Hey. He
smiles to you guys. Then he makes eye contact with the shark and he
sort of looks away, sort of embarrassed. Hello, friends, it seems
like you guys are requite a lot of bother I've been seeing the posters.
Yeah, our first chials tomorrow, and this could be your first chance to
be a lawyer. You know I am. I'm not a trade lawyer yet,
but you don't gotta be. It's it's a new system. We trust
in your abilities what we saw in no Venture. You really think so?
Do you think no other lawyers in this town? Apparently you think I'm you
think I have You think you think I'm worth You think I'm worth something?
Yeah, what do we say to you? What did you say to me
back at Corpus? You you said you didn't love me? You know you
no before that that was him? What did we say? What did we
promise you back in Corpus? We promised you that we would meet in the
capital and make you a world class lawyer. Yeah? Yeah, you guys?
Are you guys? I like you, guys. I always like you
guys. You saved you, you overthrew the government. I like that.
I am going to become lawyer. It just h god, okay, honest
man, I felt kind of bad, but like we hung out for like
a couple like a couple of days. This is all lot. Jesus's hit.
Bo Use the knowledge you got from Jesus and comfort this man. He
is proper, he's drunk. I mean, he's not thinking rationally. It's
okay, I am I only good for Sorry. We could have been friends,
but now it's weird. Now I'm gonna be honest, guys. I
don't want him representing me right now. This is bad. He's gonna be
tomorrow, all right. I'm thinking maybe if I use the power of my
own blood, my own DNA. I'm just at the table tinkering with my
thing, Like, if I use my own blood in this thing, it
has to be a member of my family. I think I could do that
much. Yeah, if it's what if you're someone like some kind of villain
from history, Oh my great great great great great great great great great grandfather
Antonius. Yea, I am so down. I think I would rule it
that you would be replaced, but you would be able to use it again
and switch back. I so down for you to have that ability to see,
can we do a role to determine, like if it is my dad
or if it's like somebody else in my family. I would say, if
you do a blood thing and you you're used to this with your artifice of
stuff, we will do a role to determine which ancestor or child of yours
it is okay, and then you become this person for a we need a
lawyer, We need a lawyer. Lawyers run in my family. Every other
generation there's a lawyer somewhere. It goes lawyer than janitor, then lawyer than
firefighter. It's law work and good blue collar work is how my family because
it's like, you know, my grandfather was like a janitor, and then
his son was like, well, I don't want to be a janitor.
I want to do something professional. And then I'm like I don't want to
do something that professional. I want to be a firefighter. That's just it's
just a cycle how it goes all right, Well, so I think there's
something with this world and fate. I believe we will get a lawyer from
this. Okay, guys, how far back is it like to the cave
man? You guys have like, I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
We're gonna get a caveman. We're to do two roles, right,
We're gonna do a D three for for past, present, future present would
be your dad. He's the only living member of your family, right,
Like, yeah, yeah, I have other family. Lisa, she's art
she works in art design at in l A. She could maybe, I
don't know, So row me a D three. All right, guys,
I will be back. I'm just tinkering with this ship at the table and
then I just zap out of yah ro row me a D three, and
depending what the world we're doing, we might do another role. I hold
up, pulled on the pulled this up. Okay, okay, I have
to do the D three down here. Okay, roll wiki writers. I
want a technical family going back at most four hundred generations. Okay, okay.
So three means so you you you, you tinker with it, you
tinker with it, and then you activate it and suddenly you were replaced with
a guy and he's I mean, you could you could help comeup with this,
But this is somebody from the distant future for potentially an alien cyborg lawyer
like proper cyborg. You you puck like this is like a thousand years down
the line sort of guy. So this guy pops into an existence. I'm
glad by The Schmidt family line continues until like, yeah, human half robot,
So what does this guy look like? I'm going fucking cyborg with it,
like you know, Terminator kind of like it's so far in the future
humans have now, like the humans all got wiped out, so we had
to save ourselves by making robots to like suff to be like, I am
Antonius Mark seven. Nice to meet you. Wait, hold up, does
that mean Anthony is just in the future somewhere right know? Having to survive
goes back to his time, and it goes back to his time? Okay,
what if Anthony being zap back to his time? AI Anthony? He
what if he sets it up? His family line purely focuses on being loyal
whenever. At some point, Cannon it is canon. I had a fiance,
so we didn't have a kid yet, so when I have my kid,
I'm just gonna be like, we don't need Okay, So what is
this character's name? He pops it? So everyone you see this cyborg pop
it to existence and tron and and Tron five k an he is a time
limit of a day. Say that's what you've set it up to be.
I think that's all fail safe just in case like this. Yeah, I
can loop back. Yeah, so he's got a time of a day,
but he can go back whenever he wants. No, no, no,
well no yeah, and Tron I like Android is fun as well, but
I don't know which one do you like? I like and and Trum's Good's
good. So Atron is now popped in and you guys just see this.
Julogs goes Shiza. Greetings, Greetings, Cody, Shark, and Norman.
I am Atron, my entire family. Your family has been kept. My
family has been waiting for this day for seven four hundred and twenty years.
Like it's a prophecy. How does he know his name? But it's like
part of like is a story. My family has been passing this down through
seven nuclear wars and destruction, the destruction of the earth. We have we
have moved to Europa, the second moon of Jupiter, where humanity has become
a new life and this day has been waiting for for centuries. Well,
the good news is you know the case and we don't have to explain it
to you. I know everything about all of you. Sure has been there
has been a religion that has been formed and unified mankind over this prophecy,
I mean looks, he goes. I guess you guys don't know me.
I have studied all aspects of law. Also, for some reason, I
was programmed to make this man feel better about himself. It is okay,
Trew Lag, you are a good human. I have not a human.
The prophecy has been apparently fuddled brout millennia. I am sulking. It's okay,
guys, listen, we're still friends. We're still friends. Yeah,
we're I appreciate you guys a lot, and I'm sorry for my immaturity.
I'm still young. You know. We will still pay for your law school.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, he up, thank you.
Yeah. So he like I have been programmed for human affection. Only
two percent of my body is what you would call biological, but I have
all the love. The rest of the two percent is some type of gray
matter that is still in my brain. Apparently in the future, in the
future, we figured out that how much of the body is actually the soul,
and it turns out it's just two percent of humans. So that's the
part that I have in my head, and show him the biological parts of
my body. It's just pieces of lent, almost like floating at a jar
like that. Okay, huh, I am ready for trial whenever you are.
Okay, it's tomorrow tomorrow. Just no, we didn't kill nobody.
And the signature is Hop's his signature. Okay, it is currently the evening.
It's like, yeah, so so and Tron is here for about twenty
four hours, right, that's I do not require sleep. He doesn't require
sleep, but he's here for twenty four hours, and so he will go
tomorrow evening unless he decides to go back himself. Yeah. I still I
still wonder who this the who this judge is going to be? Judges Snow
the judge is Snow betrayed again again she is your future wife who knows No
wait no, no, this is true. Remember yeah someone this is like
it's like the King. The data that is in this is the data that
was in the prophecy. It's like distorted stuff like normal would probably write that
in you know what I mean normal, Sary Black, I mean like I
would not marry her, no year of Norman. Should I like, like
should we like sneak like by our house and like cast sleep and make her
over or miss the the trial. I think I think we're about as well
prepared as we can be for this trial. Now a robot from the future.
Yeah, I think that's about as prepared as you could be in this
universe. Is there gonna be a jury, It's not going to be like
a snow gonna be like biased. You guys, suck. You don't know,
we don't know, we don't know. We're just gonna have to find
out about you. The robot knows. But but you could there will be
a journey. There's not a dream. There's not. I mean you could
you could ascertain from the fact that it is a legal system created by Snow.
So yeah, okay, you are you? You guys are I assume
you're going to sleep for the night and I do not require sleep. And
I was just sitting here next to ju Lag at the table the entire night.
I need to sleep. I have a room at this inn, and
Tron, do you want to come with me to the room. I am
programmed for all types of pleasure. Let's go. It's just something to forget,
rebounding to forget. But he couldn't get the shark, so he just
has like a future sex robot rebound. That's incredible. It goes back to
the future at the end of this Okay, right right, the morning comes,
okay, and you guys are in your suits and you are I guess
you're making your way to the courtroom. We are approaching the end of the
episode. So do we have our golden brass knuckles? Yeah? Do you
have golden brass knuckles? I don't. Mine have been passed down. I
hold up a pair of brass knuckles that are so weathered with time, and
I'm like, there have been passed down for this task. Brass de grade.
So there's just gonna be like we want in like crazy vibrant suits and
the fucking terminator room. I'm in a suit. I am prepared for this.
Yeah, okay, You guys walk into the courtroom and you walk.
You see there's like royal guards in a lot of the seats and by the
doors, you see it the prosecution bench. There is Bill Scruples with his
dome head, his big glasses and his tiny eyes. And you guys get
to the to the to the defense bench. You see above you on like
a balcony, George Washington and Jesus Christ are sitting there and they're watching the
proceedings and a door opens to the side and snow walks into the room.
She takes her place in the judges chair. She looks down and she smiles,
and she says, I've been looking forward to this, and then I
have as well be continued I when I can, I put this on record
right when I was planning the session today, and I was like, Okay,
so they're going to do the court stuff, but that's not going to
take up that much of the episode, I imagine, so I so it's
like, what the fuck are they going to do? I was so stressed
because I didn't know how the court was going to go, so I didn't
know what you guys were going to do afterwards. And I was like,
I was like planning for like ten different possibilities, what's going to happen after
this court trial, because that's only going to take up the first half of
this episode probably, and you didn't even get to it. Do you remember
what I said at the beginning of this episode, right, there's no way
we're getting to that fucking cart today. We made it, we made it
come dollar high water, We did make it to the court. By the
end of it,