WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:10.199 Ladies and gentlemen, dip dolls and spizzlers, amorphous creatures and Pentecostal preachers. 2 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:48.439 Welcome to the second week of the twenty sixteen Miss Cryptian God t Oh. 3 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:55.600 Tonight, we bring you three more lovely, horrifying, nightmare inducing but somewhat 4 00:00:55.640 --> 00:01:00.600 pleasant in a social setting contestants who will smell like hearts but win your hearts. 5 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:10.319 Tonight, We've scoured the earth to find these creatures of worth. It 6 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:15.719 rhymed and that's all I can say about it. This week we've traveled from 7 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:22.439 the Algonquin territories of North America to the source of the Ganges in India, 8 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:27.519 and then back to the wild, untamed wasteland of Northfield, Vermont, and 9 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:34.439 so tonight, in geographical order as given, which was itself random, we 10 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:42.400 bring you the Estomy, the pig Man of Northfield, and the Puckwadjee. 11 00:01:44.319 --> 00:02:00.879 Delicate fingers or poisonous steingers, that's what they mean to come hither as or 12 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:23.520 death from the skies, that's what they mean to mean. Hello, everybody, 13 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:29.199 Welcome to week two of an a tonal and and kind of weird sing 14 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:37.680 songing. The second week of the twenty six Cruder competition this week the Ghost 15 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:45.360 of Frank Sinatra versus dead Dean Martin, friends and life enemies in death. 16 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:50.080 That's right, but they're still drunk. Everybody. Hi am de Stecco. 17 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:55.280 Hi, I'm David Flora. Welcome to Week two of the twenty sixteen Miss 18 00:02:55.759 --> 00:03:10.639 Cryptic Con. Tip your waitress, I don't know what we're doing. Yeah, 19 00:03:10.759 --> 00:03:15.120 yeah, yeah, I'm with you on that one though. It's gotta 20 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:19.680 be oh man, So things that you're going to learn tonight. One, 21 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:24.759 We've got three new cryptids locked and loaded in the three barrel shotgun, which 22 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:30.199 apparently people make. Oh yeah, ready to blast you in your ears, 23 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:34.560 face, nose, and throat and heart with that old doctor yep, yep, 24 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:38.240 yep. And then we're gonna tell you who was the winner of a 25 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:46.759 week one. I will guess I will probably be right because I'm very smart. 26 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:52.280 Then we'll tell you all about how to vote in the future. Yep, 27 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:54.479 how great that makes you. First of all, right, off the 28 00:03:54.479 --> 00:04:00.479 tip. Thank you. We have received twice as many votes this week in 29 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:04.319 Week one that we did in our busiest week last year. So thank you 30 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:09.879 guys so much for participating. And this is how you get a prize pack 31 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:13.759 people. That's right, you're helping us. You're helping you. You're helping 32 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:15.160 us, You're helping you. That's what we're all about. Audible char comes 33 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:19.639 laspury photos. We're helping us for helping you. See. Yeah, this 34 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:27.399 it's gonna be a very competitive crypted contest for the prize pack. But truth 35 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:33.680 be told, before this, we either didn't have blurry photos specific swag, 36 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:38.920 right or we we jauntily made some up. Yeah, we just invented. 37 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:44.360 But now we already have in that ship. Could be you. Yeah, 38 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:51.439 you can save it for save it for the six Hags this summer gifted Kingdom. 39 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:59.079 But hey, how about we pay you the guaranteed prize three Lovely ast 40 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:03.279 risk last a rated ladies. Yeah, let's rating. Yeah boy, we 41 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:06.000 we've got a good week. But I don't want to say anything too much 42 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:11.480 to influence the voting, but there are some good ones this week. Let's 43 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:14.800 dive into it, how about it? Oh yeah, well, then hop 44 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:21.279 inside your imagination machines as we go to distant India and they here to four 45 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:28.560 never seen by any of your eyes. I'm positive headwaters of the Ganges River. 46 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:32.360 If you're well traveled, tell me. I'll apologize. We owe some 47 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:38.839 apologies anyway, maybe not on this episode. Yeah, that's right. Floor 48 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:42.959 kick us off alphabetically, all right, I'll do that. Actually, yeah, 49 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:45.720 these aren't alphabetical order. I just realized that. First off, we're 50 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:51.079 gonna be talking about the stomy What This is an ancient race of Indian people 51 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:59.600 from Greek and Roman mythology, confusing a right. They were written about by 52 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:09.800 Greek ethnographer Megasthenes or Megas Fiends. Yeah, Megas fiends, And this was 53 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:15.279 in his work in Indica, which was around four BC, saying they dwell 54 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:20.560 near the sources of the Ganges and subsist on the save hour of roasted flesh 55 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:28.399 and the perfumes of fruits and flowers. Having instead of mouths orifices through which 56 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:33.279 they breathe, they are distressed with things of evil smell and hints. It 57 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:40.040 is with difficulty they keep their hold on life, especially in a camp latrines. 58 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:44.120 Well, I don't know how that would be the case, because if 59 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:48.360 they're not drinking or eating, then there can't be poop and or pan am 60 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:53.079 I right, unless they're farting. Oh, they're constantly farting because it's air 61 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:59.839 in air out? Oh are in are out? Alright? Alright? Plin, 62 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:06.279 the elder god that's got it coming picked up on this description and wrote 63 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:13.920 in Natural History bought seven the Natural are Oh yeah, no, that was 64 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:18.319 Natural History Part seven Homecoming. I thought it was. I thought it was 65 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:23.399 History Rising. It was at day's end. It's the denume all of the 66 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:28.519 series. Oh well, a hero's arrest. He's got like Max two left 67 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.120 at the extreme boundary of India to the east and near the source of the 68 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:40.639 Ganges, which you've never seen. He he's referring to Megasthenes Megas Themes. 69 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:45.279 To Megas Themes puts the a stomy tribe that has no mouth and a body 70 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:47.959 hair all over. They dress in cotton wool and live only on the air. 71 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:51.319 They breathe in the scent they inhale through their nostrils, while they have 72 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:55.839 no food or drink except the different odors of the roots and flowers and wild 73 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:59.360 apples, which they carry with them on their longer journeys so as not to 74 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:01.920 lack of some ply of scent. He says, they can easily be killed 75 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:09.079 by a rather stronger odor than usual. Yeah. Uh, so he's building 76 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:13.079 on what mcgustine did, He's just yeah, he's just adding onto that dough 77 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:20.079 ball. So they don't have mouths. They breathe their sustenance. They live 78 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:22.959 on breathing shit. Yeah, but not because they would kill them, yea. 79 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.120 They breathe on roots and apples and flowers. Isn't like the natural world, 80 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:33.919 like just a collection of bad smells. So okay, all right, 81 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:39.960 let me ask you this. Not in spring, okay. So a stomy 82 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:45.080 is running through the forest, just whiffling to his heart's delight, just really 83 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:48.879 gorging himself on the buffet of sweet sweet smells in the air. Then he 84 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:54.200 trips over a deer carcass. But here's the thing, his foot breaches it. 85 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:58.840 So now all the gas that has been left in the deer carcass just 86 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:05.080 a boom. That is Stoney's dead as so, then he starts to bloat 87 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:09.879 in the sun. Another stoney comes by, smells him. It's like the 88 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:16.679 stone's worst nightmare. Then then another stony comes by. Whoa, I smell 89 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.600 there too, and he's dead. Then he bloats in the sun. Now 90 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:22.639 you're like five a stony and a deer. Sorry, man, it's already 91 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:30.960 been done. Smelling dead. Oh who, because that's the noise they made. 92 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:37.360 Oh Now. In a story by the most likely fictional fourteenth century character, 93 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:43.799 Sir John Mandeville is the Man of Deville. Yeah, the Extraordinary Night 94 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:48.960 says there's another isle of the men called pittan men of this land till no 95 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:52.240 land. Did you get me? Did you follow me? Okay? Well, 96 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:56.919 they eat not and they are small, but not so small as pygmies. 97 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:01.200 These men live with the smell of wild apples, and when they go 98 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:05.759 far out of the country, they bear apples with them for none, and 99 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:15.159 they lose their favor of apples. They die away. Old Charles Dickens, 100 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:20.720 you just start hating on everybody in history. Yeah, if I hear any 101 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:26.399 name twice, I'm pissed. Picking up on Sir Mandeville's work, Hu wrote 102 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:35.000 in Household Words Volume eleven. Yeah, the rolling Pin Proxy, the words 103 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:43.720 legacy, the Callander accords, kitchen nightmares. Not that one though, uh, 104 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:50.399 He says. There's also people of India Cardiff Stomy who why why are 105 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:54.399 all our British people lispy to getting real? A feat and I'm I'm in 106 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:58.639 love with it? Called Iff Stomy who dwell about the fountains of the Ganges 107 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:03.519 harry all over, like the down that grows on leaves of trees. They 108 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:07.960 are likewise said to have no mouths. Plenty places them in India, and 109 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:13.240 others, with more probability, in the heart of afric Africa. I just 110 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:24.120 spill its strangely, A freak, A freak say. The original of the 111 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:30.159 fable about them is derived from a customer of certain Africans beyond Synagar, a 112 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:33.799 branch of the River Niger. These people, counting it as a disgrace to 113 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.000 show their faces, gave occasion to others to say they had no mouths. 114 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:45.120 He also adds a caveat it is but fair to Sir John Mandeville to observe 115 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:50.879 who that he does not pretend to have seen with his own eyes, or 116 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:56.200 the marvels he relates, but in many cases only repeats information communicated to him 117 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:03.440 by men upon whose veracity he thought he could rely. He seems also to 118 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:09.679 have derived much of his fabulous matter from Plenty and other Roman and Greek writers, 119 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:13.519 besides which it appears that great liberties have been taken with his text in 120 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:16.200 the printed editions of his travels. There can be little doubt However that Sir 121 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:20.360 John's faith, like that of all his contemporary, was large and trusting. 122 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.600 The weight you're trying to tell me dick In thought he was real even though 123 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:33.679 everyone knew he was most likely fictional. Man. You can keep this historical 124 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:39.600 account of other people's from dithdent Land. So it's funny how everybody's kind of 125 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:43.039 picking up a building on what the last dude says. But then they're like, 126 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:48.000 yeah, this dude said this, but this dude right me, however, 127 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:50.000 this is what they really are. Yeah, and I love that. 128 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:54.039 Like one of the dudes is like, oh here, let me make up 129 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.039 another dude who said he's running into these dudes. And then the next dude 130 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.399 is like, I don't know that other dude. I thought he was a 131 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:03.360 pretty smart guy when he ran you know, made ran into other dudes. 132 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:05.159 A lot of dudes. So a lot of stories about these guys. Ye 133 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:13.679 just whiffers, Yes, there's old whiffers, no mouths, just holes in 134 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:16.799 their faces. How weird would that be to come across I don't I don't 135 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:20.559 mean them ill will, but I wouldn't believe that they could die from a 136 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:24.679 bad smell until I killed them with a bad smell, and law knows we 137 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:37.480 dry. Oh, there were a few different descriptions of different peoples from India, 138 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.840 the Ganges, this net that a lot of the earlier writers wrote of, 139 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:48.879 and it's pretty clear that it was a little bit fanciful, a little 140 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:54.559 bit racist. Oh yeah, a little bit just trying to downplay other you 141 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.879 know, other people with you, I guess, is racist. Even even 142 00:13:56.960 --> 00:14:03.159 a stony I mean, the the name means without a whole, right, 143 00:14:03.399 --> 00:14:05.519 without mouth, without mouth, yeah, not a hole. I think it's 144 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:09.639 Greek maybe, yeah, but yeah, you're right, there's a lot of 145 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:11.360 dumb pictures of them, I can tell you that. Can you think of 146 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:20.399 anything besides just straight up racism and like prejudice that you would describe a people's 147 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.879 or something as not having a mouth but just noses? Could they have been 148 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.679 describing something else? I mean, I mean, I think it is. 149 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:31.440 I don't think it's like the prejudice insofar as oh, we really these people 150 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:37.120 are less than human. I think it's it's ignorance in that a lot of 151 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:43.120 people pass a lot of stupid stories and ideas around that people don't necessarily you 152 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.600 know, Oh, I'm a traveler of the world, I've seen everything. 153 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:50.399 Why. As a matter of fact, my uncle told tale that in his 154 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:54.399 trip to far off India. You know, like, I think it's ignorance 155 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:58.600 in it, and it belies like a cultural bigotry of just like, yeah, 156 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:03.840 I can take up anything about your crazy jungle land and it'll be fine. 157 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:05.240 You know, it's got to be happening somewhere, right. But I 158 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:09.000 don't think they necessarily were like taking a tribe of people and being Okay, 159 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:13.480 let's talk some shit about these people and bring them down a few pegs. 160 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.159 I don't think it was anything as directed as that. Yeah, well, 161 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.639 yeah, I mean I think it is just a story. I think it's 162 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:24.639 an explorer story of you know, uh oh, and you think you've seen 163 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:33.399 some sh how about this? Yeah, well that's the estomy for up next. 164 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:37.639 How about we go down to uh the mean streets of Vermont, Oh 165 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:45.840 to see the pig Man. Now, apparently the there's a there's a good 166 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:50.519 there's a good and well rounded story here. So grab yourself a log, 167 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:54.080 pull it up to the fire, tout yourself a marshmallow, and dig in. 168 00:15:54.600 --> 00:16:00.120 Dig in with your ears. Yeah, feast your ears. Sam Harris, 169 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:07.080 also known as a pig Man is a legend of a boy aged seventeen 170 00:16:07.080 --> 00:16:10.720 that went missing from the hills of Northfield, Vermont, in nineteen fifty one. 171 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.000 The night before Halloween. Sam set out with eggs in hand for what 172 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:18.679 he called Picke at Night, Night of Mischief. We've talked about this in 173 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:22.759 the history of Halloween. This is we were. We were. We hadn't 174 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.759 quite bribed the youth of America out of fucking everything up Halloween. They sure 175 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:32.759 would go out and like, I don't think anything was necessarily violent, No, 176 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:37.240 but mischief it was, yeah, lots of mischief, lots of lots 177 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:44.240 of flaming bags of poop on doorsteps. He called the poop, lots of 178 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:47.879 wasted turlet paper. I'm sure all right, So Picke at Night. The 179 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:51.080 next morning, when his parents awoke and found him missing, they set off 180 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:55.480 a huge search party that lasted weeks and involved hundreds of locals over hundreds of 181 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:59.360 square miles. Although never found, it has said that there have been sightings 182 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:04.759 of Sam, who some say became possessed by the devil himself that fateful night. 183 00:17:06.400 --> 00:17:10.680 Sam Harris is known to slaughter pigs, eat their entrails, hollow out 184 00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:14.240 a pig's head and wear it over himself, all the while terrorizing the New 185 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:19.359 England Town locals. Sam supposedly still haunts the hills surrounding Devil's Washbowl. Rumor 186 00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:23.319 has it he lies with the pigs and is also known for beastiality, spawning 187 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:27.240 half man, half pig offspring. Listen, if that was in the cards, 188 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:33.160 they'd be more half man, half pigs. I'm not saying there'd be 189 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:38.519 a lot. There'd be more. Right the man pig that the man bear 190 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:44.440 pig, but without bear, that's the man pignig, totally ethereal, half 191 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:48.480 man, half pig, half man. Yeah, then what about the offspring. 192 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:52.559 They're half man, half pig, half pig. You can't win hing 193 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:55.240 where we have to stop him now. And it's like in a hundred years, 194 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:59.000 some of these pig they're gonna get college a scholarship because they're like one 195 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:04.880 fifty fourth and filthy arc in an urban legend. Addition to that story, 196 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:11.119 one morning in nineteen because it was an urban legendy enough, Sam's mother told 197 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:15.119 a neighbor that Sam had come to her house the previous night. He had 198 00:18:15.240 --> 00:18:19.440 dragged a pile of pig and trails across the porch floor as a gift for 199 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:25.680 her, and squealed with feral glee at the bloody organs before disappearing into the 200 00:18:25.799 --> 00:18:33.000 darkness. His eyes were like an animal's, lifeless black, like a doll's 201 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:38.599 eye. Thirteen days later, Missus Harris committed suicide by throwing herself into a 202 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:48.000 neighbor's pig pin, where the hungry swine devoured her. Worst way to kill 203 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:55.519 yourself. Wow, that's a good pig sound. What am I saying, 204 00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:59.759 Dave? Why did I sound so sarcastic? I was not wocastic. Great 205 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:03.920 pig sound. That's a good pig sound. You should do that all the 206 00:19:03.079 --> 00:19:10.039 time. But never it was a good pig sound. That's how Swearingen got 207 00:19:10.160 --> 00:19:12.759 rid of uh yeah, one dead wood. He'd have WU take him down 208 00:19:12.799 --> 00:19:17.680 to the Yeah, wasn't It wasn't also Red Dragon or some one of those 209 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:22.319 Hannibal electric movies where guy's got pig farm armed. You gotta pull the teeth 210 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:27.240 first and the hair tell you I do now let me so? Oh yeah, 211 00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:30.519 let's I want. I want to keep going through this because it's still 212 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.480 it does. A kid goes out to eggs some houses and now he's all 213 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:38.640 brah plant crazy like. He saw a spirit animal crossing the road and was 214 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:42.400 like, oh, this is my path, and the devil came to him 215 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:48.240 in pig form. I guess I'm of a bacon burger all right now. 216 00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:52.160 In nineteen seventy one, a group of students at a high school dance snuck 217 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:56.759 out behind the school to have some beer. What whoa when they said cool? 218 00:19:57.000 --> 00:20:00.160 When they said, something came out of the near woods. It was 219 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:04.039 tall, naked and covered in white hair, and although it walked on two 220 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:11.119 legs, it had the face of a pig. Terrified and only slightly buzzed. 221 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:14.440 They ran back into the school and told others who went to investigate and 222 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:18.640 found the grass and underbrush trampled, but no sign at the pig man. 223 00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:22.000 When word got out, other stories began to surface. A farmer had seen 224 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:30.319 a hideous naked figure rummaging through his trash a few nights earlier. Motorists began 225 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:33.200 seeing him run across the road, and teens at a local lover's lane would 226 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:38.039 be rudely interrupted, although in all fairness, if there's a lover's lane, 227 00:20:38.359 --> 00:20:45.599 you're gonna get interrupted by a naked man. KINI yeah, some naked, 228 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:49.559 rooting, truffling, snuffling creature will find you. Oh, Cheryl, I 229 00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:56.960 just I'm so in love with you. Why cants get away? You pig 230 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:07.519 honk. It's usually enough to getnot or it's like, oh yeah, I 231 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:14.839 love how you kiss. Wait, Johnny, did you hear that? Oh 232 00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:26.680 baby, Wait, there's something rooting around the car. The pig spit, 233 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:32.759 the truffles out and runs away. Now physical evidence for the Pigman Pigman was 234 00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:37.119 apparently found to support the claims of something running amuck in Northfields and the nearby 235 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:41.799 Devil's wash Bowl. That's an area I guess, yeah, sure, I 236 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:51.480 didn't point that out earlier. Strip malls dentist lawyer Devil's Washbowl plause Devil's washbol 237 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:55.240 It's just one of those like SuDS and duds. It's a bar slash laundry 238 00:21:55.279 --> 00:21:59.599 matt. A cave was found in the area, filled with animal bones and 239 00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:03.519 clothe than footprints. A local abandoned farm had several large hogs roaming about it, 240 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:07.480 and a small room attached to the barn had been found to have some 241 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:11.119 hay in it, flattened as if slept on. There were dead dogs and 242 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:17.519 cats in the room, perhaps partially eaten. He is thought to be dead 243 00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:21.599 by now, even if it was Sam or even some kind of man, 244 00:22:21.720 --> 00:22:33.000 the pig hybrid. It's that sound his dog as he does not like the 245 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:37.039 sound of the pigman, probably because the pigment eats dogs. Yeah, well 246 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:41.000 that's the thing, perhaps partially eaten. Well, you're making it up anyway. 247 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:44.319 Why you leave it to imagination? They were they weren't, Yeah, 248 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:47.400 that's they were, They weren't, as he that's like, is it a 249 00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:51.079 story? Is it a story story? Is it a made up story that's 250 00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.559 made up? Or is it you know, like or is this story completely 251 00:22:53.839 --> 00:23:00.480 real fiction? So that's the pig man didn't get around of New England. 252 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:07.480 Hate clothing, try to score some beer off teenagers, didn't go well, 253 00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:11.119 swinging a miss for the big man, all right, And finally this week, 254 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:18.319 yeah, bring us home Florida, staying in New England. Actually we've 255 00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:29.240 got the puckwagee pukaji paj Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a problem. 256 00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:37.319 Puck quagis, according to native languages, dot org are magical little people 257 00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:42.240 of the forest in Algonquin folklore, similar to European gnomes or fairies, but 258 00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:48.079 with a cooler name Yeah. Puckquagee stories are told throughout the northeastern United States, 259 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:53.039 southeastern Canada, and the Great Lakes region. However, their nature varies 260 00:23:53.079 --> 00:23:57.720 in the folklore of different tribes. In the Ojibway and other Great Lakes tribes, 261 00:23:59.079 --> 00:24:06.079 the puck quag or Bagua Janini is considered a mischievous but basically good natured 262 00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:08.839 creatures. He makes it a problem, but he's not a bad of guy. 263 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:15.039 Sounds just like ojiboy Yeah, who plays tricks on people but is not 264 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:22.559 dangerous. In the Abenaki and other Northeast Algonquin tribes, a puckwagi or Bakwachman 265 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:29.000 can be dangerous, but only to people who treat him with disrespect, just 266 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:34.119 like me. In the Wampanogue and other tribes of southern New England, Puckwagis 267 00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:41.319 are capricious and dangerous creatures who may play harmless tricks or even help a human 268 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:45.960 neighbor, but are just as likely to steal children or commit deadly acts of 269 00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:52.480 sabotage. According to some Wampanog stories, puckwagis or the enemies of the culture 270 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:56.880 hero mousop And were even responsible for his death or the deaths of his sons. 271 00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:03.000 Sons of Bitch and puckwagis now puck Quagies were usually described as being knee 272 00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:07.519 high or even smaller two or three feet, and they resemble humans but within 273 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:11.799 large noses, fingers, and ears. Getting a little goblin in here sounds 274 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:15.440 like. Their skin color is either bluish gray or ashen, and according to 275 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:18.839 some sources, their skin glows in the dark. Easy to hunt them. 276 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:25.279 Puckwagees may also be part porcupine or may possess porcupine quills on their backs. 277 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:30.400 Puckwaggie clothing is made from items taken from nature and may serve as a form 278 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:37.319 of camouflage. Their name literally means person of the wilderness, and they are 279 00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:40.880 usually considered to be spirits of the forest, but in some traditions they have 280 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:45.200 a sweet smell and are associated with flowers, hanging out with the oldest. 281 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:49.440 Yeah, you could feed in a stony on that. Puckwagees have magical powers, 282 00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:53.960 which vary from tribe to tribe, but may include the ability to turn 283 00:25:55.039 --> 00:26:00.960 invisible, confuse people, or make them forget things, shape shift into cougars 284 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:07.079 or other dangerous animals. Cougar sound, I know you want to no, 285 00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:14.640 no, no, the other cougar. Oh hello, ladies. Or they 286 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:18.119 can bring harm to people by staring at them. Warm warm, warm, 287 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:26.920 warm warm. Oh oh stop it harm In the tails where they are malevolent, 288 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:30.000 they can use their magic to lure people to their doom, such as 289 00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:34.319 to fall into a body of water and drown, or to walk off a 290 00:26:34.440 --> 00:26:40.240 cliff. I think Daniel day Lewis used one of those at the end of 291 00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:45.079 Last the Mohicans. Yeah, he traded his his mystical algonquin hot goalie stick 292 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.599 for it. They all fight with goalie sticks in that movie. Oh yeah, 293 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:55.039 oh yeah, yeah yeah. Additionally, puckwagees shoot magic arrows that would 294 00:26:55.039 --> 00:27:00.319 cause the victim to sicken and die with time. Additionally, puckwuagis in slave 295 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:07.079 the souls of their victims. Why wa. Puckwuagees are also said to have 296 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:10.960 power over fire or to delight in setting fires. Well, that we have 297 00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:15.839 in common, you'd think they'd have a lot of souls wandering around at that 298 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.599 point. Yeah, they'd slave them. They'd have to be soul rich. 299 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.759 I'm like, why would they even leave the house, Because I assume by 300 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:26.359 using the phrase enslave that the soul is then doing something for them. Yeah, 301 00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:30.720 what's the soul, dude. Yeah. Now they are encountered all over 302 00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:37.720 New England, especially in Massachu States or Chesta Massachusetts, chest A mass puck 303 00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:42.079 Rudgie Ridge. We got so many fucking puckwagis here. You can't step out 304 00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:47.039 the door without kicking one in the fucking face. Even my buddy Polly here, 305 00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:49.079 he doesn't even care. He says puck rudgie all the time. He 306 00:27:49.160 --> 00:28:00.440 just puts an hour in there. He all right, you can, gil 307 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:06.599 Watchee, Oh yeah, I bet you. That's right. You can do 308 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:08.319 your mother for me. A good guy. We grew up together, a 309 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.319 good guys. This guy's my brother. You know. He fought a puck 310 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:15.000 he off of me. Once I'll beat him. I'll beat the shout of 311 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:18.640 a puck. You the disrespects you or your family. Thank you appreciate that, 312 00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:21.559 Donnie. I love you. Polly, Yeah you would, oh, 313 00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:32.079 Dorchester, Jesus, this is why we never do it. Yeah, Massachusetts 314 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:34.680 myths. Don't let us near it, Massachusetts folk. Smith's God, It's 315 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:37.559 it's like a drug, a drug that you guys have to like deal with 316 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:42.079 the hangover. Yeah. So in addition to Dorchester. They've also even been 317 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:48.200 seen in uh in Indiana, which I guess Great lakesy. I don't know, 318 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.000 there's a lot of states between there, but yeah over in Mounds State 319 00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:57.079 Park, so Anderson, Indiana. Yeah, never heard of it. Yeah, 320 00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:04.279 they're probably they're probably just scouts for the uh major League chunky teams. 321 00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.640 I want to know what's going on out there. Let's get some scholarships going 322 00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.160 the Indiana Puckwudgies. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's got the 323 00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:15.319 Mounds tie in I guess, yes, Yeah, the puck Wadgies would be 324 00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:19.559 a good expansion team. Yeah, that's fun. Maybe maybe Massachusetts already got 325 00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:23.400 that adult Chester puck Wedgies. Oh man, well, I mean it's if 326 00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.720 anything, it's a cool jersey. It's like a little little, little nasty 327 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:30.839 little imp throwing a spear. Yeah, looks at like a porcupine kind of. 328 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:36.960 Yeah. Yeah. We we've were slowly building our Chunky League. Yeah 329 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:40.000 exactly. We only have two teams now I feel like we have three. 330 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:44.759 Now we could have three Dorchester puck Wedgies. Dorchester Pudgies here. Yeah, 331 00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:48.160 even though we said Indiana, Yeah, well we changed it, which were 332 00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:52.240 allowed to because we're the commissioners of the collague. We decide where the where 333 00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.160 the franchises, and who gets an expansion team. All we gotta do is 334 00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.680 get like a what do they call those things a referendum on the ballot so 335 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.559 that we can get the sucker ass taxpayers to pay for our stake. That's 336 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:04.880 all right, and then we keep all the money. And then they moved 337 00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:08.839 to La and that's like the La puckwudgies, and people are like, why 338 00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:14.440 is it the La? There are no jazz in Utah? What the hell 339 00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:21.079 happened? What happens if you encounter Well, if you encounter one, the 340 00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:25.400 best thing a person can do is to just ignore it, oh, like 341 00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:30.440 tooth pain, just live with it. Because they are extremely similar to European 342 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:38.640 fairies, it's possible that salt or the Lord's prayer or iron may be helpful 343 00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:41.119 in repelling them. I'm gonna give you two out of three on that one, 344 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:45.480 seeing is how it is an algonquin. You know, like that's just 345 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:49.839 not even fair. Yeah, well, I think that Lord's the Lord's prayer 346 00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:55.480 probably comes from Irish myth back when they were really hot to trot. I 347 00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:59.799 feel like they just stole that from fairies. Yeah, for for old Saint 348 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:04.599 Patty and all that too. Right. Yeah, So apparently there are encounters 349 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:10.240 of Puck Quadgis up to this day and I love it. Um. I 350 00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:15.319 didn't of course collect any for this, but if you've had an encounter with 351 00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.480 a Puckaggy, have you gotten a if you yeah, if you ever had 352 00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:23.440 a problem with them one of those awful, terrible shows that that deals and 353 00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:29.240 paranormal stuff and cryptids and you know the kind of stuff that we talk about. 354 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:34.319 But it's just it's like jet Puff television, jet Puff Marshmallow television. 355 00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:38.880 Oh you know, it's just it's all fluffing cavities. Yeah yeah, and 356 00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:41.920 there's just nothing to it, but sometimes you like to, you know, 357 00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:47.200 partake of it. But they did a Puck Quadgy episode or like a New 358 00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:51.359 England forget what it is, which one it was, There are many, 359 00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:55.880 but it was that guy was like, yeah, I mean my dog sas 360 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.960 Sadas puck Quagi one night it waved at us. That. So that's the 361 00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:07.720 old Puck. That is all three of our elegant and mysterious non gender specific 362 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.960 ladies. So yeah, if you you want to, you want to vote 363 00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:16.039 for them blurry photos dot org. You can vote on Facebook or Twitter, 364 00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:20.000 but come on, make it easy on us, do it through the website. 365 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:22.319 Make it all. Yeah, I've got a pull for you, Dave. 366 00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.440 Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's simple. A or B. Okay 367 00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:31.880 uh here here are the choices. A is nothing, okay, B is 368 00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:42.640 Oh I chose it for you, fair enough. There's no democracy left anymore. 369 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:45.359 Yeah, America is showing that right now, so why shouldn't we. 370 00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:52.480 You don't care who you hurt? Shut up, no, no's you can't 371 00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:54.720 have an opinion, it's right. Shut up. Shut up. People who 372 00:32:54.799 --> 00:33:00.759 make my funny sounds? By what farting they make funny sound? They just 373 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:02.599 they're supposed to be entertaining. And then they said something I don't agree with, 374 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:06.559 And now I have to go on Facebook and tell him how much I'll 375 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:12.400 never listen again. Yeah, just so everybody knows, that's never actually happened. 376 00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.519 I'm hoping for it, but Dave, Dave really wants it. I'm 377 00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.200 the kind of guy who kind of lives for hate mail. Don't think you're 378 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:21.559 gonna get on my good side, but telling me I suck, I'll still 379 00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:25.920 hate you. But and lose the backhanded compliments. Two people, don't neg 380 00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.960 me. I'll go on a rate with you. Who's going first? Here? 381 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:35.920 You go first? Right, I go real, real easy single here? 382 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:38.720 I think nice. Okay. There's a very rare event in hockey games 383 00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:45.519 that happens when players slap a shot so hard things turn invisible, and the 384 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:50.960 goalies hit with such force his underwear flies up his back, causing immense strain 385 00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:57.880 on his growing What's that called called aggie? Oh? What if that same 386 00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:02.240 goalie is walking by a pond in the spring time and there's an in a 387 00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:06.400 duck comes out, barreling out of the sky and goes down the back of 388 00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:10.280 his pants. What's that called flora? It's probably probably called how's your father? 389 00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:14.480 Or a duck weggie. No, that's not my punt. It's called 390 00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:17.199 a Dorchester. How's your father? We've got a new sponsor for the podcast. 391 00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:20.760 Wait you didn't clear this with me? Yeah, well, I just 392 00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:23.639 it was such a good opportunity I had to say yes. Small, small, 393 00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:29.920 family owned business from Northfield, vermont Dale. Mecklin's Hoofproof door handles proof. 394 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:34.280 Yeah, they're Hoofproof. If you're in your Honda getting it onto You 395 00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:37.599 don't need a you don't need a half naked big man messing with your game. 396 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:42.719 So get come on down and get Dale's home made hoofproofers. Don't let 397 00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:46.880 a pig in your car unless you're into that. You want a bonus? 398 00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:51.199 One yea, I had better get one. Okay, I gave you like 399 00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:58.079 five. Now I've got a tragic play that loses a little effect at the 400 00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:02.119 end because the characters, well, they can't swallow poison since they have no 401 00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:08.719 mouths. What it's a Stomio and Juliet really easy ones. This what if 402 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:12.920 they just smelled each other. They're teenagers, they smell terrible. That's how 403 00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:15.440 they kill each other. That's how they get you. That is happy Biomo 404 00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:22.639 and Juliet, thank you, and them's pawns. Now it's time to get 405 00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:25.800 from It's time for you to be the shaven pig man that tries to crowd 406 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:30.719 into our podcast car. We didn't have proof this podcast, so come on 407 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:35.800 in. I like it because that means we're gonna get what interrupted in our 408 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:46.119 making outs by loose. Oh, it's a literally shock. I got a 409 00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:52.199 I got a gigant a fully loaded clip of um it's a magazine. It 410 00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:55.079 is a magazine. See, I don't know much about guns. I'm a 411 00:35:55.199 --> 00:36:07.360 knife man. Man from our buddy Andrew, the automatic rifle Foster, He 412 00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:09.800 says, what's up D's, Flora and Stecco, we are a couple of 413 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:16.920 d's. That's right, it's me automatic rifle Foster coming at you with a 414 00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:20.679 pow pow pow. U puns so powerful that when they were first read, 415 00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:23.199 Flora described them as something on the lines of a kind of cheese that farted 416 00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:27.519 in your mouth. Oh yeah, gets you from the back, it does. 417 00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.119 So here's the deal. It's been a long time. There's been a 418 00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.159 long standing crime organization known all around the world, made up of small creatures 419 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:37.320 in Russia, Chicago, and New York, in Japan. Hell, even 420 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.239 you're in your own backyard, although probably not literally. Everyone, please be 421 00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:44.719 on the lookout for this nefarious band of crooks. I know you're upset and 422 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:47.679 scared, but please try not to soblin. If you want to drive away, 423 00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:52.360 I've got your back take my key, foblin, but please, if 424 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:55.760 the police come asking, you'd better shut your goblin because nobody messes with the 425 00:36:55.880 --> 00:37:00.639 motherfucking moblin. Wow. Yeah, Also, I know a guy who's a 426 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:04.000 very good hype man. Everywhere he goes, he can get people to be 427 00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.559 excited about almost anything. What. He's a pretty mellow guy, doesn't have 428 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:10.000 much of an expression on his face, but he's a very nice dresser. 429 00:37:10.360 --> 00:37:14.039 It's weird though he wouldn't give me his name when I first met him. 430 00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:17.480 I feel like there's definitely like a bye bye now bye. When I first 431 00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:21.599 met him, he told me to buy stock, and now she put it 432 00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:25.039 in and now whenever I see when I used him to gather support, just 433 00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:32.039 to call him the engender man satisfied. Friends, I'm always good for the 434 00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:36.639 kind of pun that makes you regret learning not only English, but any kind 435 00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:40.159 of communication with humans that has ever been invented. Next, congrats on the 436 00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:45.920 store Patreon the one thill though yep, he thinks on all that. Yeah, 437 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.119 I just had a couple of questions. If you were going to be 438 00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:51.119 a victim of one of you one of the mysterious things you've talked about on 439 00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:53.440 the show, which would be the coolest to you and which would you definitely 440 00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:57.440 not want to encounter, And if you had to fight a candidate from them 441 00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.039 as crypted, that isn't Jeff or a squank? Who would you choose? 442 00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:06.199 And oh man shoosh, Well, I don't ever want to deal with anything 443 00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:10.039 spidery. Would you want to be a victim of an alba store? No, 444 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:14.280 I don't want mouth sores, but you get sweet make um outs. 445 00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:16.559 You can get with sweet make um outs without mouth sores, dude, not 446 00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:23.000 with any of the other cryptis you have to choose. No. Um, 447 00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:28.559 let's see if I was going to I would like to meet a green man. 448 00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:30.400 That'd be kind of cool. That's kind of a cool hippieish thing. 449 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:35.639 Or um, you always want to say gin, but that's not going to 450 00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:38.000 work out for you. True, I'm no lawyer, I'll say something stupid. 451 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:42.320 It seems like the same thing with fairies too, like fa fay folk 452 00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.000 or lipricon, Like would you would you just meet one? To meet one? 453 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:49.679 Though? Like yeah, of course you're you're not going to get your 454 00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:52.920 way, but you could be like metawee lepricon. Yeah, I guess I 455 00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:57.400 would like to if oh, you know what would be cool? A time 456 00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:00.440 slip? If I could pick something, I'd probably pick a time I'm slip. 457 00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:04.000 Now would this be to the past? I assume to die by what 458 00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:06.440 was the I don't know. It's just like, what of the things we've 459 00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:09.079 run across, would you like to run across yourself? M yeah, I 460 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:15.159 would like to run across the time slip, and I would like to strongly 461 00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:20.000 avoid uh. I mean really any of those fairies that just your life up 462 00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:22.559 if they're bored. Well, in that case, I would obviously have to 463 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:27.559 go for a pleiadon. Oh, duh, good call, and then you 464 00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:31.360 know, now you're learning physics and physics that's right. And I would fight 465 00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:36.920 the New Orleans Grunch. Oh, it's a good call. It's a good 466 00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:39.760 call just because he sounds like a name. He has a name that sounds 467 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:44.400 like he wants to be kicked. I mean, I know it's it's fresh 468 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.480 in my in my head, but it sounds like the stony would be pretty 469 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:51.719 easy to beat the shout of. Yeah, so after a trip to Chile, 470 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.679 right, yeah, I don't know. I think a fight with the 471 00:39:55.719 --> 00:40:00.679 pig man would be pretty good too, or maybe a puck watch. Oh, 472 00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:05.000 I could not well like goat man. I'd fight a goat man if 473 00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.039 he has an axe, that's true, So if you put the axe down, 474 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:10.079 then we could fight or if I got an axe also, then we 475 00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:13.960 could fight. Yeah. I think pretty much everything else we ever talked about 476 00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:16.679 would just beat the shit out of me. Right, maybe good questions? 477 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:21.159 Yeah, Finally, just wanted to chime in and say, after Flora's beautiful 478 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:25.880 explosion, I believe he's referring to your love of the rich. Um that 479 00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:29.960 he and I sounds like a few other of your listeners too. We get 480 00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:32.320 along pretty well after a few drinks, although it may result in a few 481 00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.320 fires, some overturned cars, broken street lights, in a complete and total 482 00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:40.239 upheaval slash destruction of certain aspects of American politics. But hey, you know 483 00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:45.280 what they say about eggs and omelets, right, pew eat the rich? 484 00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:52.199 So yeah, that's from the automatic rifle. Fuster that power. That was 485 00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:57.519 a power missive Thanks you, sir. You know it's gonna I'm gonna start 486 00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.880 getting fort saying the rich because you know there are rich people out there that 487 00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:06.000 are good. Of course me, I'd like to meet one. So if 488 00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:09.840 if you're rich and not a power hungry, greedy right in, uh, 489 00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:15.559 Dave, We've heard from Colin Oh, who is the son of James the 490 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:21.280 skeptical Oki No Way Way Oh, the second generation, Colin says, Hi, 491 00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.360 Dave and Flora, Hi Colin. Hello, my name's Colin and I'm 492 00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:31.079 six years old. I like your show, especially the beeps. I know 493 00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:37.880 it's like, oh see now I'm doing Hi Colin, vampires are my favorite 494 00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:40.960 monster. Nice, very cool. I'll keep listening to your show, Flora. 495 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:44.639 I'm ready for the Captain American movie. I asked him that. He 496 00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:45.960 yeah, I've already come out by now. I hope you saw it. 497 00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:49.599 Hope you liked it. We saw it. We've liked it. Yeah, 498 00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:52.199 it was awesome. Thought it was a great movie. Uh. Can I 499 00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.440 have a special name? Well, of course you can. Oh, oh, 500 00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:58.760 how about this? How about a long time listener first time Colin? 501 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:04.760 Maybe? No? Well what if if you like that, Colin, you 502 00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:07.840 can, I think you will. But how about going on the vampire Um? 503 00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:12.039 Yeah, I give him a vampire name, Flora, vampire side of 504 00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:16.840 it? How about Count Colin lestrade, Oh, gunt goal and listroll? 505 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:25.199 Who is calling me? Count Collin can turn into a bat? That's right, 506 00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:28.920 I'll tell us. If you don't like it, well we'll try another 507 00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:30.719 way. We're very accommodating. Thanks for writing, Colin. Yeah, I 508 00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.719 appreciate you listening, buddy? All right, I got a couple more puns 509 00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:43.239 here from Volt the Tedious Zunge. How about Monday Superpowers. You can create 510 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.960 a force field around yourself, but it only protects you against really slow moving 511 00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:52.039 objects. Great for killer snails or snapping turtles, terrible for bullets or right 512 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.760 hooks. That is a terrible superpower. So yeah, a person with a 513 00:42:55.840 --> 00:43:02.119 walker just bouncing off. How about you were able to make yourself grow to 514 00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:06.920 a giant size when needed. Unfortunately you can't make your clothes grow with you. 515 00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:14.639 And some puns when you run into an exact copy of yourself and it 516 00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:21.679 wants to touch you. Your doppled Danger a legendary dwarf like creature that enters 517 00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:27.320 the abode of a sleeping mail and severs his man parts the lorraina Boblin's. 518 00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:32.559 That's a deep cut, literally and figuratively. By the way, just bought 519 00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:36.480 one of the shirts that will go great with the speedoing Cross. I will 520 00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:42.000 send picks. Thanks. Yeah, hey, keep up the great work. 521 00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:49.719 Volt the Tedious Vote, thank you, thank you. They've heard from Elastic 522 00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:52.880 Glass. WHOA, I don't seem to make any sense. Well, you 523 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:58.000 can stretch it over car windshield if you want. Yeah, just a quick 524 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:04.039 note from an English listener. Oh, he's listened to the back to the 525 00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:09.719 entire back catalog after accidentally hearing Micah Hanks mentioned us. Really when did Micah 526 00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:15.239 Hanks mention us? I don't know, but that's awesome. Well if he 527 00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:17.559 was, like, there's one podcast you should not listen to. Yeah, 528 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:22.800 maybe. On several occasions you've mentioned your English accents and how they must come 529 00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:37.280 across where they're bloody good. Oh too right. Thank you for that elastic 530 00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:39.679 glass, And he says, I don't mean it says an insult, but 531 00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:45.039 you two guys are wasted on a podcast. Oh well, you know what 532 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.199 started production company? And maybe he already has one. This was an offer 533 00:44:49.280 --> 00:44:52.280 for a lucrative television contract. I do a show on the BBC. That'd 534 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:55.119 be awesome, Yeah, except for it's BBC. So we get like two 535 00:44:55.199 --> 00:45:02.719 seasons. But Christmas specials too, well like eight episodes each, Yeah, 536 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.840 like we make them really good, so like four this week, playing the 537 00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.159 Squawk, Bindy Stick cumber Stitch. For my part, I'm telling everybody I 538 00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:15.199 come across about your podcast. Well, thank you very much, last Glass, 539 00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:20.000 and thank you for writing in that. That's awesome. I appreciate those 540 00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:23.320 high fives. All right. I got one last one here from Randall the 541 00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:30.360 matriculated man Savage. Oh oh yes, brother, Hey, David's congrats on 542 00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:34.519 the dual engagements. Thank you. Really love the Goblin and Doppelganger episodes. 543 00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:37.679 I have something to mention on the subject of Doppelgangers. There's a sci fi 544 00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:39.840 movie that came out a few years ago that didn't really have critical acclaim. 545 00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:45.519 It's called Jupiter Ascending. I almost watched it this last weekend, but my 546 00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:49.719 fiance had already seen it. Ah. I watched it Annie and I watched 547 00:45:49.719 --> 00:45:52.079 it not too long man. It's on the Hbogo. It was basically Mela 548 00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:59.199 Coolness's character is essentially Celestial Royalty. The movie explains that basically everyone that's alive 549 00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:01.880 is a re nation of a past life, or more like the exact same 550 00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:07.320 DNA. The Royalty is reborn in an eight hundred year cycle on another planet 551 00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:09.840 in the Solar System. The podcast reminding me of that movie, which I 552 00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:13.440 haven't seen. It's worth watch. I do want to see that. I've 553 00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:15.559 been sending mail to you guys pretty frequently, but I forget to tell you 554 00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:21.519 how I found the podcast. It was expanded perspectives. Lamb. We we 555 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:23.920 got to send those guys a cake, I think nothing else, or maybe 556 00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:29.519 a cookie bouquet. Yeah, an edible arrangement, an edible arrangement. It's 557 00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:32.519 fruits get for you. Um. He says they're great, but he also 558 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.840 likes that stinky cheese in his life that we provide. Man boy, how 559 00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:43.079 do you do we? He writes? I kid, I kid, we 560 00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:46.440 have fun. We do have ps. I listened to your Yokai episode and 561 00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:51.079 inspired me to create a short film based in Japanese folklore. So thank you 562 00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:53.800 for the great podcast and keep them coming. Oh you do short films? 563 00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:57.400 Yeah? Cool, you see it. Let us know what it's done. 564 00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:02.519 Yeah, and thank you so much for writing Randall the matriculated man savage. 565 00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:12.159 Oh yeah, I'm going to classic ticking mass. I like how like twitchy 566 00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.599 and because that's yeah, yeah, that's how he rolls. Thank you Randall 567 00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:20.199 and think all of you. Yes you are glorious. Let's see the quick 568 00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:22.840 rundown. Thank you for the five star. We got a great five star 569 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.840 of you on iTunes. I just read today. That was that was awesome. 570 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.320 Thank you for that. Um, We also got like us on the 571 00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:37.519 Facebook the March to twelve fildo No, no someday twelve Hildo twelve hildo. 572 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.199 Yeah, it's hard to get the denominations right. Follow us on Twitter, 573 00:47:40.519 --> 00:47:45.400 Blurry underscore photos, uh we you can check us out online. Um iTunes. 574 00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:50.679 We don't mention this every episode, but iTunes only carries the most recent 575 00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:53.880 slog of of our episodes. I think we're going back to like one hundred 576 00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:59.199 at this point. Yeah, it's they're really eating them up there. Yeah, 577 00:47:59.559 --> 00:48:01.800 I'm surprised. So if you want to listen to more episodes, go 578 00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.519 to our website. You can stream any of them from our archives for free. 579 00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:08.239 They're all just sitting there waiting for your gentle touch. Yeah that's right. 580 00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:13.239 Um. Also, don't be afraid to visit patreon dot com, slash 581 00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:20.119 blurry photos. We are less than twenty five dollars away from a country album. 582 00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:24.119 Wow. Yeah. So everybody that that that has sponsored and is sponsoring 583 00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:29.119 is thank you hugely too too. I'd like to call out by name to 584 00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:32.320 a listener, Sammy and of course clairvoyant Katie. Yeah, thank you guys 585 00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:37.039 so much for your patronage. You guys are glorious and true friends of the 586 00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:42.800 podcast True Blur Blur Rivers also, which is a good point time to point 587 00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:50.360 out Clairvoyant Katie started the Blurry Photos fan page on Facebook. Oh so there's 588 00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.039 a there's a blurry Photos fan group on Facebook too, So so check that 589 00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:55.760 out. I've seen a lot of people posting stuff on there, which is 590 00:48:55.760 --> 00:49:00.920 awesome. When did this happen? I had no idea, like like like 591 00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:05.239 right after the like within a week of the live episode. Hi, where 592 00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:07.679 are your band? Brother? Actually, this is the one and only time 593 00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:12.519 I've known about something before you floor. You always tell me, so thank 594 00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:16.760 you so much for that, jadyeezum. We also have uh the stores open. 595 00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:20.760 We got the coozies on there now, we've got two styles of T 596 00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:23.920 shirts. We've got a digital message you can yep, we've got all kinds 597 00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:29.800 of mischief. We we we just talk tonight. We were going to get 598 00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:34.119 double xls in the black flag in stock again. Ye we we've got some 599 00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:38.840 ideas for a third shirt, third shirt perhaps, and and yeah we're gonna 600 00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:42.880 try and tack on some double xls. I know you guys are waiting for 601 00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:45.679 that, and I know the International Blur Reavers are waiting for that to happen 602 00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:51.039 too, and hopefully that that should be soon. I can at least uh, 603 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:53.920 we'll figure it out, try and figure something out. But I already 604 00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:59.840 already hit the audible trial. Oh Chicago podcast Cooperative, they are glorious. 605 00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:02.199 Um. As a matter of fact, Cards against Humanity. One of our 606 00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:07.840 great sponsors, the the daddy of our sponsorships, just today announced that for 607 00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:14.039 only twenty five dollars, you can buy your very own Trump is the President 608 00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:16.920 bugout bag. Yeah I did buy one, did you Yep? I might 609 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:21.320 have gone and buy one too. Yeah. Well, Dave, I guess 610 00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:24.480 it's that time. A it's too right time for you to make a prediction. 611 00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:30.559 All right. Last week we had the Athole or Ahol, the awl 612 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:38.679 Man al Man, and the gal Raw. It's tough Javanese monkey bat Cornish 613 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:44.280 awl person. I'm going with the Athol. Oh you you are you are 614 00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:46.320 locked in? Huh? I am? I am locking in my answer with 615 00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:52.119 the Arkansas Dragon. Yeah, I'm going, Okay, in order in my 616 00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:57.719 mind it's Athyl gal Raw al Man. Okay, is there any reason to 617 00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.960 to that? Okay? Well, first and four, everyone lacked the voting 618 00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:07.400 for athole that has been made abundantly clear. Second of all, it's still 619 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:13.639 even without its awesome name. Is a weird ass flying monkey Toddler, which 620 00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:16.599 is spooky and weird. The gal Row is just some sort of screaming badass, 621 00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:22.559 and the owl Man is like something that would barely scare Missus Havisham. 622 00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:27.159 It's the most British of frightening creatures. That's true, all right, Dave. 623 00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:31.519 Yeah, the winner of Week one of the twenty sixteen Misscrypted contest is 624 00:51:32.519 --> 00:51:37.239 one of the three contestants. I always I do that every year and we'll 625 00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:45.920 be right back. Yeah, the winner is the owl Man. Shook, 626 00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:52.440 Missus Havisham, you got me the owl Man? Huh with almost half the 627 00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:58.199 votes? Whoa not even close? The owl Man? Whoa? Who was 628 00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:06.800 second? The gal Row? So I am perfectly wrong. More Wow, 629 00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:12.840 you had chosen something that was nutlets if I had Jeff the Talking Mongers, 630 00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:16.800 then I'd be more wrong. That's right. Congratulations to the Alman. You 631 00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:27.119 will be moving on. You will be moving on to the finals. So 632 00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.440 who will it be this week? Will it be the a Stoey from India, 633 00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:37.280 the pig Man from Vermont or the puck Quage from New New England. 634 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:43.559 Yeah, it's up to you, so vote blurry photos dot org. You 635 00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:45.480 got a blurry photos dot com. I can't do a damn thing for you. 636 00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:47.960 You might get some pictures taken, Yeah, who knows. Yeah, 637 00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:59.280 that's how this cookie crumbles. Dave Jesus, that's how that cookie another fifties 638 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:04.800 saying that's right. Twenty three skidoo. Thanks for listening, See you next 639 00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.840 week. Thanks everybody, work, work,