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yeah, somebody needs to see it. Mock the hat with the floppy ears
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out to Via. Well, we're decorating cookies either tonight or tomorrow before Easter,
so we're doing that on spring break, right, So I just want
to let be and O two that that's happening. Thank you so much for
those again. Oh anyway, anyway, you guys, there's a lot going
on. I think it. You know, it's going to be a normal
sized show. And we have a lot have a lot of surprises for you
towards the end of the show. We do first of all too today coming
out sometime today is our appearance on the Sean Spicer Show. So we recorded
that with him yesterday. It was great fun. He releases his show sometime
today, so be on the lookout for that. And also, super cool
thing happened to us, Like what was it when was all the tar love
stuff happening? When she said the thing about how it was last week?
Okay, I think it was last week. I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
I think that's right. So when she first said that Tony Bobolinski was being
paid his legal fees were being paid by a Trump super pack, and she
like stated it, and then of course the lawyers for Tony Bobolinski were like,
not so fast. That is fake news and you need to retract that
or you are facing a lawsuit. So they the next day or that day
I guess when they when they said that she needed to issue a retraction that
day. As you remember, she gave this half hearted at the very tail
end of the show like this super it was clarifying. It wasn't retracting.
There was no apology. It was like forced and rehearsed and stupid and it
was unacceptable and and we said as much, right. So so that so
the lawyer for Tony Bobolinski sent us an email and said, thank you very
much for talking about this, and we're going after her again because that was
not acceptable. And then he attached like they're they're like official, here's what
we expect from you letter which said you have to issue a full throated retraction
at the top of the show, and you have to show this picture of
Tony and you have to do all these things right. So I was like,
oh my god. So that night that it was a Friday, and
that night I watched it, she did nothing. She said do it,
she didn't do it. And then because it was a Friday and there was
a weekend, I completely forgot about this entire story and we haven't talk about
it. So we have not talked about it. So then yesterday he sent
us another email you guys and said, this isn't over here. Attached is
our our new claim, our complaint, our legal complaint against Jessica Tarlov.
It was a whole PDF that they filed yesterday and it is a full on
like you're getting sued Beach. There are three different counts of defamation. They
are asking for ten million dollars per piece out thirty million, thirty million bucks,
and I hope he gets it. Oh my god, I love it
so much. And they're not budgeting, like she's not. She's just like
nah nah, she's doing the vocal Friday now. And then Fox is like
they don't care. They just don't care. So Fox is not named in
the in the complaint, but just here she is Fox before this. But
like when they went last week, when they said, okay, that that
clarification wasn't good enough, we need more. Fox responded to that and said,
we're not giving you. We're not doing that. We said what we
said and that's it. So I kind of wish they were suing Fox too,
but like maybe they will, and they're just starting with her. I
actually kind of love that they're just suing her personally because it puts her on
the hook financially and not Fox, which is wee but like Fox should,
I mean, it's their show, you know what I mean. Still,
she's the one who said it. She's the one who said it, so
they're holding her personal they're holding her personally accountable, so good luck with that.
So that's an exciting thing that's happening. Also, as you probably heard,
and the reason for my name today is Sam Bankman. Freed was sentenced
yesterday to twenty five years in prison. He gave like some statement, never
apologized, was very woe is me, My life is over as I know
it. It like not taking any accountabil ability really, And so you know
he's going away, He's getting put away for twenty five years. And I
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indeed he's gonna point you guys. So yesterday Kelly Wiseman sent us a Venmo
and just to enjoy spring break, which was so so sweet. She says
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Billiett also just sent Venmo saying Happy Easter. You're gonna miss you next
week, enjoy your time, breathe love you. There will be a lot
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spring break. But yes, that will be happening. Okay, let's get
to some stories. Yesterday we did was it our Yeah, it was our
schlang yesterday when we talked about all the girls getting punched in the face New
York City. So NYPD put out a very interesting Instagram post which I just
thought was so perfect. Here's what they posted. They said, the NYPD
is aware of a viral video circulating on socials depicting a woman who was randomly
assaulted in an unprovoked attack. This individual has been arrested and charged and is
a criminal recidivist with an extensive criminal record. Your NYPD detectives were able to
identify the man after he was previously arrested for similar attacks, only to be
released back onto our streets. This incident will be his third arrest in the
past six months. Your officers will continue to remain resilient in their efforts to
stop violent criminals, ensuring the safety of our communities. That's a dig,
right there. Yeah, it's prosecutors totally a dig. Yeah right, Yeah,
it's a dig. And it goes back to kind of like what we
saw yesterday with that with the NYPD officer being killed and how the guy who
killed him had been let go and let go and let go again and again
and again. So yeah, it's a dig, but it's a well deserved
dig. Oh. I mean, I just love that they said it,
and you know it's still professional, like they're not saying anything, but they're
making a point and it needs to be heard. Yeah, these if these
prosecutors and these das weren't such peace as a crap. Yeah, Melissa Bland
just sent Venmo. She said, I'm going to go through chick withdrawal next
week. Have an amazing, well deserved vacation. Balls, Thank you,
Thank you, guys. As we mentioned yesterday, Trump and Biden spent their
days very differently in and around the New York City area. Trump, of
course, attending the services for fallen officer Diller, and he spoke briefly outside
of the service, and I thought he did a marvelous job. Here is
what he said, thank you so much us. Well, thank you very
much everybody. I want to thank Bruce and all of the people that have
worked so hard to make this area beautiful and safe. And this is What
happened is such a sad said event, such a horrible thing, and it's
happening all too often, and we're just not going to let it happen.
We just can't. Twenty one times arrested his thugs crazy and the person in
the car with him was arrested many times, and they don't learn because they
don't respect. They're not given the respect. The police are the greatest people
we have. There's nothing and there's nobody like them, and this should never
happen. I just visited with a very beautiful wife that now doesn't have her
husband say it was just incredible. Their child, brand new, beautiful baby
sitting there, innocent as can be. Doesn't know how his life has been
changed, but the Diller family will. You'll never be the same, you
can never be the same. And we have to stop it. We have
to stop it. We have to get back to law and order. We
have to do a lot of things differently because this is not working. This
is happening too often. It's an honor to be here, and again I
want to just thank all of you folks for allowing this, and Bruce,
thank you. Bruce has been a friend of mine for a long time.
He's done an incredible job out here, but this is such a sad occasion.
The only thing we can say is maybe something is going to be learned.
We've got to toughen it up. We've got to strengthen it up.
They should never be allowed. Things like this shouldn't take place, and to
take place so often. So thank you all for being here. It's an
honor, and it's an honor for me to be here. This is a
great family, the Diller family. I'm the friends and I met every one
of them inside and these are just incredible people that are just devastated. They'd
devastated. They've got a tough road. It's going to be a very tough
road. So thank you very much, everybody appreciate it. God bless him.
Yeah, when I watched that yesterday, I thought, got to miss
this, you know, like, that's exactly how it needs to be done.
And it wasn't about him, and it wasn't about his family. It
was about that family. And you could tell he was moved by the day
yesterday. That was from the heart. And there were no freaking teleprompters there
or Q cards or anybody telling him what to say or telling him where to
go or where to stand. Yeah, just I missed that. I really
missed that. I know, I know, I just now forgot. I
just realized that I hadn't started our Instagram life, so now it started Instagram.
What's a sorry that we're lating. You just missed like a whole big
bunch of our sy Totally fine. Also, just a quick note before we
go on to some of the reaction to this, because MSNBC and CNN are
just so disgusting, But Tunnel to Towers has paid off or will be paying
off that family's mortgage, and what a great organization. And so I'm so
happy to hear that that was happening MSNBC and I you know, I do.
I did cut this clip short, and I will say that after what
you are about to hear, they do say, you know, it doesn't
take away the pain of this family. But their immediate reaction to what Trump
said was to say this one of the things we should mention in terms of
what the numbers actually tell. According to the FBI, the major crime and
cities across this country is down here in New York City. According to the
NYPD, major crime in New York City is down two point three percent from
this last year. Stop gaslighting us. Oh my stop, oh my god,
is right. I just need people insufferable, not just the worst.
Yeah, exactly, and stop it. Stop trying to tell us that the
reality is different than what it is. Lady how She then literally they cut
away from the end of Trump's talk just now and said, by the way,
violent crime is down down, And then after that she went on to
say, now, obviously that doesn't change the lives that have been destroyed.
Well, thank you, thank you for pointing that out after you try to
gaslight the country. We appreciate that you hag. Oh my god. John
King on CNN similar comments. Here's what he said, as we reported.
A third former president, namely Donald Trump, is also in New York today
attending the wake of an NYPD police officer gunned down during a traffic stop.
Trump is not known necessarily for this sort of appearance. So why is he
doing this now? Because crime and immigration are central to the argument that Trump
is going to make that you want to change you want to change presidents because
you're mad about the border and you're mad about crime. Now, if you
look at crime statistics nationally, most violent crimes are down. If you look
at the New York Police Department statistics, most violent crimes are down, but
property crimes are up, Motor vehicle thefts are up. And we've had many
crimes, including an officer killed in the line of duty, that are shocking
and they get a lot of attention on television. And so this is one
place where there's a disconnect between the crime statistics and the crime perceptions among voters.
And it could be a key issue in the suburbs, a key issue
with swing voters, a key issue in the place Trump needs to win.
So it's an issue he wants to highlight. Again, the statistics tell you
crime is in better shape now that it was a few years back. However,
some of these crimes are so shocking wolf that they stir people, They
stir anxiety, and Trump wants to turn that into votes. Yeah, really
important, He wants to turn it into votes. Unbelievable, Okay, Yeah,
And he's not known for this type of appearance. The NYPD and police
officers and gener the blue, you know, backing the blue. Those people
know, for the most part, the majority of them know that it's our
side of the aisle that backs them. That it's Trump that back yeah,
for sure, and not Biden. They know. I mean, it's like
anybody with half a brain or firing synaps in their brain knows that we are
the ones who back them. So get bent woolf and then to make things
even more ridiculous, on Air Force One, which by the way, held
not just Biden but also Obama on their way to the big event in New
York City last night, they did one of those pressers and KJP she went
further on this whole talking point. This this part of the gas lighting where
they're trying to say crime is so much better than it ever was. Ever.
She is also trying to give Biden credit for making crime at its lowest
level ever. This is unbelievable. President, this is Biden. Harris administration
have done the polar opposite, taking decisive action from the very beginning to fund
the police and achieving a historic reduction in crime under his leadership. It's crazy.
And now, I mean what they're the in the world. They're the
party of defund the police. And now it's like, oh historic is they're
trying to fund the police? Really? Okay, oh my god. Yeah.
Meantime, the optics of yesterday were crystal clear. I mean, that's
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Once her little official press pool was over and then it was like Obama chilling
with his bff Biden, she made it very very clear that everything from that
point forward was going to be off the record. Listen to her yelling at
the journals. I want to make sure we all aware that this is off
the records, off the record, off the record, off the record.
How's it going, everybody? Did you hear him at the end? How's
it going? Everybody? How's it going? Everybody? And then I just
wanted to give everybody the visual between what it looks like when Biden, I'm
sorry, when Trump enters anything like when he's attending any kind of event,
what a start. Contrast in just their whole body language, the way that
they carry themselves night and day. So here was Trump entering or arriving rather
at the wake for Officer Dillar stand with law enforcement. It's something that we
have seen. And there you see him heading inside with family and friends as
they grieve today. The site's just about forty five minutes outside New York City,
in massive peak a park. It's on Long Island. This is just
nearby the hometown of Officer Diller. He was of course shot Monday when he
pulled over for what he anticipated was going to be some kind of a routine
stop to take a look at what was going on with a car there that
ultimately resulting in him losing his life. He leaves behind a wife and children,
including a one year old. And then here's Biden. Watch Obama have
to like guide him. He shuffles. He doesn't walk, he shuffles.
Oh my god, just such a contrast. Right, Yeah, even though
Obama is looking old, he is, but like he's still very fit in
trim all that still fit in trend totally. But it's crazy seeing him so
gray, isn't it. Yeah, it is. It is really really remarkable.
Charlie Kirk put out a tweet yesterday just sound the alarm about the difference
in fundraising between the GOP and the DNC, and it's pretty stark. So
especially because last night's fundraiser was the biggest in political history, twenty five million
dollars raised in one evening. Oh that's more than Trump raised the entire month
of February. Charlie worries that the Democrats are beginning to fine tune their messaging.
They have a standing army of five thousand plus full time organizers on the
ground in key states. We are out gunned, he says, and will
be outspent. The polls are tightening. It is time to get to work,
so he is sounding the alarm. If there are ways that you can
get involved that you should, you should get yourself involved. There's always always
help needed at your local and state GOP headquarters. They are always looking for
volunteers. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I just because I'm involved
a little bit in local politics, it's sparse. Yeah, And not to
be mean, but everybody old. Yeah, everybody in local politics is freaking
old, you guys, And it's like, I just look around. I'm
like, where are the young people? Where are the young Republicans? Where
are the young Conservatives? Like, get your kids and your grandkids involved,
Tell them that they desperately need because I know that you guys have some conservative
kids and conservative grandkids. Tell them to get involved because those are the people
who will be involved in ten years and twenty years and thirty years, and
we desperately need them. Absolutely. There's a lot of talk actually about this
money and the difference in the fundraising halls between the two parties. Van Jones
on CNN talking about it from his perspective, how much of tonight's show of
force is about money? How much is sending a message that the Democratic Party
is united? And you know, I guess ready to campaign hard. It's
about both, first of all, So like the super Bowl of fundraisers,
I mean to have twenty five million dollars raised. And don't forget President Obama
during his mid term, he was battling in the polls, he was weak,
he was wobbling, and then Bill Clinton came out at our convention and
gave an incredible speech and helped to turn the tide for Obama. So there
is this tradition of the last Democratic president taking the stage helping the existing Democratic
president do well. And so now you've got two. You've got Bill Clinton,
who's a rock star for a certain part of the party, Bill Clinton,
and Bill Clinton's a rock star. Obama's a rock star getting behind Biden.
And it's not just about the money. It's about re energizing this party,
bringing people together. It's a big deal of to night. So all
right, this is some context for y'all us the cash raise, right,
Joe Biden, Well, I had a Donald Trump in terms of cash on
hand at the end of last month, but in terms of money raised,
right, Joe Biden's fundraiser A night twenty five million. Trump for the entire
month of February only raised twenty million dollars. That's how big that twenty five
million dollars is. Let's a large chunk of change, a historic chunk.
As the Biden campaign was henting at oh my gosh, and did you see
like Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, all those guys were there like celebrities that
was separate. They have their own podcast, those three and Biden, Obama,
and Clinton went on their podcast. They were on their podcast. Yes,
but my point is they're supporting them. They're not going to be They're
not gonna have Trump on their podcasts at the point. Oh no, those
they are Democrats. They are Democrats, and so most celebrities are in fact
Democrat and that's who they support and that's who they're giving money to. And
so they have celebrity backing and we don't. Yeah, So it's this is
why we need regular people, which it sucks too because regular people right now
don't have extra money to give. They just don't know. It's true,
It's absolutely true. I think this next clip is with Scott Jennings, who
offers a bit of a different perspective on the money situation. Here he is
and Democrats have had more money than Republicans going back really to twenty sixteen.
Democrats have been have become the party of big money, big money donors,
They've become the party of dark money. So I think all Republican strategists have
been anticipating the Democrats are going to have all the money, the money you
can see and the money that you can't see or can't track. But I
think Trump will have enough. And I have long wondered about this election,
with Biden being so fully defined and Trump being so fully defined, if there
will be some diminishing returns on massive amounts of money here. I think both
will have plenty to do what they want to do and get out their message.
But at some point the voters know both of these people. They also
know how they feel about the results of both presidencies, and if you look
at the polling right now, there's a lot of nostalgia for the presidency of
Donald Trump. When people are asked to compare it to the results they're getting
from Joe Biden, I still true. I will still yeah, I still
contend that, like, no matter how much money you have, it still
is not going to get people to go to the polls, you know what
I mean. Like it's that at the end of the day, the most
important thing is who's going to vote for him? Like you got it?
So who's going to turn out? Who's going to be motivated to turn out?
It's like, money's great, it's great to have cash on hand.
If you're the Dancy, that's fantastic. Good for you that you've raised a
lot of money and you have a lot of celebrities in your pocket. But
who what party and what people in that party are gonna who's gonna get out
and vote? Yeah, you know, well we'll get in just a second.
We'll get to the protests that happened outside of that event and inside actually,
so we'll show some clips from that too. But in the meantime,
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But there may be things that you could do still, like at home in
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That's right. You just cut it, you guys, just cut all
the things you do, all right. So RFK still in this mix,
right, and so people are talking about the money that's being raised by different
parties, they're also talking about RFK. And here is one take from CNN.
When you start looking at polling, when Robert F. Kennedy Junior comes
into the mix, it actually hurt hurts Joe Biden. That's because he is
Robert F. Kennedy Junior has now gone all in. He's anti war he's
picked an anti war candidate to run with, and that's now going to be
his big platform, and I think that's going to be enough to really spoil
the election. Should Robert F. Kennedy Junior get it, which I think
she's right. I think this hurts Biden more. Oh, it totally hurts
Biden more because I mean, there, listen, it was overwhelming the response
to his VP pick, which was a crappy pick, crap spacular because she's
so far left, and then obviously the only thing he's interested in is money
and so he totally played his hand on that. Plus you know, listen,
he can go after the whole anti war thing. The people on the
left are going to be like, I don't know what he's throwing a wrench
and everything, because it's like I don't know what to do now, like
because I you know, my anti war and my pro war and my wife.
But he is going to hurt Biden more than he's gonna hurt Trump because
the Trump people are like, Okay, well you made my decision for me.
Yeah, if you were on the fence and you were sort of trumpy,
but you're like, I'm not so sure because of this backstuff. He
made your decision the other day. He did that did not penetrate James Carville's
egghead because here's what he said about RFK. I think Bobby Kennedy might hurt
trump board. He hurt, cried out. Do you say that we have
a one headline? Politico said, rfk' is a spoiler? But for who?
And you can't you take a poll now? But I think there's a
certain percent of people in that country that are just like just the whole thing
all and Biden is not going to get any of the f at all vote.
Yeah, okay, And I think that that there's something. Now what
worries me is Cornell West and Jill Sein Oh my god, because they're going
to get some of the f at all vote too. He has almost as
many movie or movie cameos as himself as you do. You know, he's
kind of skilled. Oh my brother, Carl there is hey the part of
this corporate duoppy here. It's almost a thing. And you know, he's
got some charm that Jill Stein never never had. But he's you know,
I keeck. I don't see him getting a whole lot of votes, but
I see him. I see the possibility that he's going to take something something
out of our hide. And the big question is no labels and looks like
that people are not standing in line. I think Christians action. I said,
thanks, but no thanks yea Trump? How many times does this guy
have to be wrong for them to stop talking to him? At least he
was jossed up, that's true. I was wondering why he wasn't in his
LSU stuff. He's always an LSU sweatshirts. I need to make him an
LSU sweatshirt that's flash danced, yes, and send it to him anyway.
It's just interesting to hear how differing opinion. There's some serious differing opinions on
that topic on RFK. One thing is for sure, and that is that
Joy Behar is so mad about it, which I find the list. Just
ask him, why are you doing this? Why do you want to destroy
the election and hand it to Trump if possible? Yeah, but he's a
Kennedy. His his forefathers are rolling over in their graves with this his own
family. But a lot of people we already have one clown in the race,
do we need two of them? But a lot of a lot of
people, including myself believe in time there is space for a third party.
So I tend to think that people that take this on aren't coming at it
like I'm going to ruin the election for everyone. I truly think they believe
there's a lane to try to create something. I just don't think it's this
elect I think many times delusion has destroyed a country, and that's what we're
dealing with him with this. The polls are too close, even though you
don't believe in them. I don't I know whoopy, but they're very close,
even though now I don't believe Biden is slightly ahead, and it told
me what are we April Mile watch whatever. Pretty Soon people are starting focus
and they'll realize the danger that Trump poses. I believe that. But you
know, I'm not a religious person, but I'm making a novena. Think,
Oh, he's does she say she's not a religious person? Is that
what she said? That is correct? I'm shut I'm shut shocked by that,
are you guys? Shot? Joy's not religious person. She is just
so basically, what she's saying is Carvel's an idiot. She's so mad,
and I just like about it because she knows that he's a threat to Democrats.
Oh darn well that he's a threat. So I'm sorry, so sad
for Julie. Ben Dominicch had a take on the event last night, and
here it is a good problem for them. Ari's right that the Republicans are
facing a really daunting task here because they are going to get out fundraised.
They are going to see the big money going to the Democrats. And the
fact that you know, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama are linking arms to save
Joe and potentially save you know, Obama's legacy with him, you know,
is something of significance. I do think it's kind of desperate for them to
be turning the Stephen Colbert and Mindy Kaling. I think that, you know,
if they had gone to Radio City a couple of weeks ago, when
Shane Gillis was selling it out, they would actually hear some good comedy.
But I do think that in this instance it's a sign of how much they
are going to pull out all the stops to try to prevent former President Trump
from returning to power. And we shouldn't underestimate it. But that progressive flank
that you mentioned, that's a real problem for them. And it's one that
they're very scared of. You can see it in the images that you see
out there in the streets. These are not people who are going to be
won back easily. And it's why this White House has been tying itself in
knots over the Israel issue over the past several weeks in ways that have you
know, put them in impossible situations really because they are saying one thing publicly,
one thing behind the scenes. John Kirby's trying to spin on their behalf
and I don't think that it's actually working. I think they really are putting
themselves in a bad position. So I just can't It's hard for me to
listen to him, I know, but he but but it was some optimism,
right, there was some optimism there that all of those protesters, that's
that's the crowd of the f this that Carvel was talking about. Those people
are not going to vote for Biden, and they are probably people that will
look at an anti war candidate like RFK and be drawn to him. Yeah,
So that's the good news. There's you know, there was a that
I read this morning. I told you that there was a protesters at that
event, right that video next. Yeah, but the but they were,
but protesters paid five hundred thousand dollars to be at that event because they were
protesting, you know, the the horrific things that were happening in Gaza that
are happening, and Gaza are what they perceived is horrific things happening in Gaza.
Don't you think that they would take that money and just help the people
there? Well, if they bout five hundred, like I don't know if
they if the protest somehow there was like an exchange of money for a couple
of them to get in, and I don't know how it happened. I
heard five hundred dollars, but I don't know. But that's but on daily
Mail they said that people paid, like protesters paid to get into that event,
like an exorbitant amount of money to get into that event, just so
they could scream at him. Okay, if you feel that strongly about your
cause, don't you think that you would just directly give money to the people
that you feel sorry for rather than go and scream at the president for no
reason. Then they don't get attention though, But that's that's the thing.
Then you really don't Then you really don't give a crap about your cause.
You know, if you believe that strongly in your cause. These people don't
even know what the cause is. They're handed a sign and they're told what
to shout, and that's it. They're like, what's gaza? Where is
it? I mean, God, these people aren't sufferable. Well, somebody
got one of them, got video of their crew at the this is what
happened at the event. On the inside. There was a shame comes his
help. This doesn't like God. I mean, I'm delighted that he's yelling.
Somebody needs to be yelling at for other things right now, for lunatics.
Lunatics doing sh shame, stop stop stop brutalizing them. Okay, maybe
just go away. Yeah, I mean it's that's just the thing. It
doesn't help. But but my point is is that some people paid to get
in there, like a lot of money to get in there, just to
do that. M Okay, you're an idiot. Here's here's what the people
on the outside sounded like. And they are mad, amid. What do
you hear protesting about? I hate old white men. I'm protesting the American
empire. The American government is funding a genocide with our tax moneyes. I'm
protesting that American government. Boss. Why are you mad at Joe Biden?
Joe Biden is an old white man. He's a clown. He's reporting Israel
against Palestine. That's what we're angry about. He's racist, he's ruining the
country. He's not listening to the American people. No genocide, Joe.
The whole damn system's gotta go. Everyone's also mad with Obama and Clinton,
are you? Yeah? Because Obama Jones strikes in the Middle East during his
presidentcy what's your message to Joe Biden? My message is to Joe Biden is
seize fire. Now. You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't believe
you have an ounce of guilt in your body. And if Joe Biden keeps
it up, are you gonna vote for him? Don't? No, I'm
definitely not voting for him, absolutely not, absolutely not. What about Joe
Biden? Does he have your vote? No? He doesn't have my vote.
Yeah, but whose vote do they have? You know what I mean?
That's why I'm saying, if these are all war people, they're gonna
go to RFK. They're going to go to RFK. Right, I mean,
we can't just you can't assume they're going to go to they're not going
to be Trump people, Oh god no, or they or they're going to
vote for like a Cornell Wes. You know, yeah, maybe like that.
So and unfortunately, the money problem is not just at a national level.
This is what happened in Wisconsin yesterday. So Wisconsin Democrats have raised around
five million dollars so far this year. Wisconsin GOP just over one hundred grand.
And it's that's bad. So it's a state issue and every state issue,
like everybody needs to step up because it takes money, unfortunately, to
win elections, and the GOP does not have a lot of it. It's
getting a little scary. Somebody asked to nanc who was with Somebody asked the
question, where are all the people protesting the Ukraine war that's been going on
a hell of a lot longer, And it's a really great question as a
fantastic question to raise and crickets. You know, it's interesting because the left
is just so thirsty for that war. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, one
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Okay, let's get to this weird pole. Because people were asked what they
see as Joe Biden's top accomplishment. Oh and here is how that poll shook
out. Asked about the Biden administration's top accomplishments. New Fox polls show nothing
was the big winner, as you can see on this ahead of you.
What's interesting to me is that thirty eight percent said nothing, that he hadn't
done anything that had helped them in any material way. And many people say,
as a matter of fact, if he had done nothing at all,
I mean really done nothing and not reverse some of the Trump policies, we'd
be in a better state than we are today. Take a look at this
when we talk about what he did immediately when he came into office. He
revoked the permit for the Keystone Exile pipeline. He did other things by suspending
new oil and natural gas leases, He rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, halted
border well construction, which has been a massive problem, and ended remain in
Mexico. Then he reinstuted a reinstituted that two hundred and thirty five million dollars
for the un r WA, relaxing sanctions on around oil sales, producing billions
in sanctioned funds to Tron, he has put us in a whole mess of
trouble and voters are really aware of that. Yeah, but a six percent
said he's not Trump. Those are like the severe TDS people. That is
an illness. Yes, it's a total illness, Like what a wrong with
you people? I can't believe he said that out loud in a poll.
Good Lord. The chiron leading into that segment was talking about the markets and
bear like bearish or bullish. My tragic flaw is that I never know which
one of those is the good one, because I love both animals, right
Bear, As you think about a claw, I always think about the claw
going down and then bull their horns go up. Okay that okay, that's
helpful because I can never keep it straight which one is the good one and
which one? Right guys, because of the animals, I think of the
animals. The horns are up and then the bear claw goes down. Okay,
that's super helpful. There you go, Thank you, Thank you very
much for that. We talked yesterday briefly about all the conservative infighting drama that's
been happening across socials, and of course everybody knows now that Candace and the
Daily Wire are Splitsville and that Candace is going on her own to do the
things. And one of the people at the Daily Wire who has not said
a word about this is Ben Shapiro. So of course Jeremy Boring made the
announcement. We've heard from Andrew Claven, Michael Knowles, said some things.
I don't know if Matt Walsh has said anything, so I don't listen to
Matt Walsh. But Ben Shapiro is one person who has not said anything.
Dave Rubin had him on the show yesterday and asked the question, and here
is what Ben said. So let's do the elephant in the room for just
a moment because I saw you this week on Piers Morgan. He asked you
repeatedly about Candice. You repeatedly basically said I won't talk about it. You
don't want to say it here too, Yeah, and that's fine. And
you know, it's interesting because we all sort of came up together to different
extents, and we've all done a million things together in public events and networks
and all of those things. It seems to me that at this moment,
she's now a free agent. She happened to end up on Locals, which
I created, and they were a platform, not a publisher that you guys
are. Can you at least talk to just sort of just sort of where
it's at now. She's not with you. She's free. She's free to
do whatever she wants to do and to be wherever she wants to be.
The difference between a publisher like the Daily Wire and a platform like Locals is
obviously that a platform should have a very broad range of speech that it allows.
I was including speech that maybe even the creators don't believe is inside what
they would consider to be the Overton window. It's a very different thing than
direct subsidization of particular opinions. So the Daily Wire would not have a host,
would not pay a host who was staunchly pro abortion, could have no
obligation to bey a host who is staunchly pro abortion. And so when it
comes to the host on the Daily Wire, obviously everyone was able to say
what they want. Nobody ever comes to me and says, you can't say
X. Nobody ever says that to Walsh, and no one ever said that
to Canvas. But the reality is that there is an Overton window at the
Daily Wire. Obviously there was a non meeting of the minds. That's pretty
much all I can say on this, And you know a lot of this
has happened publicly. But to the extent that the Daily Wire is in fact
not a publisher, that is in fact not a platform. It as a
publisher. That means that there is no moral obligation for the Daily and there's
no free speech problem with the Daily Wire saying we don't wish to pay a
particular host, or that host saying I don't wish to work here anymore,
because again there's a parting of the way is that I'm that you know,
is not really open for discussion. I thought that was about I mean,
he obviously doesn't want to talk about the the tea, so he just said,
very tactically and diplomatically, this is what happened. Yeah, I think
that's a good word. He was diplomatic about it, and I think that's
all we're gonna hear on that matter. He was like, she's free to
do whatever the hell she wants go. That's right, that's right. You
had mentioned that this is an old clip, and it probably is. I
don't know the date on it, but I thought this was one of those
things where you eat you remember them. I know you do because it's our
favorite movie. Like if you if Shawshank Redemption is not your favorite movie,
I don't even know. Like I don't even know how you can like a
movie better than that. I just don't. It's the best movie of all
time, probably because well because of a lot of reasons, but mostly because
it has the most satisfying ending of all time and space, Like everybody gets
what they deserve in the end, and good or bad and so. And
it's not often that you watch something where you feel you're broa on these this
trip of emotions and like you rage and then you get the satisfaction at the
end. It's like karma. It's like we always talk about karma and you're
like, when is it coming? Well, it comes right, this is
you. I think I posted this on our Instagram probably about a month ago.
But it's okay, it's it is a it's a fantastic clip, but
it also is it makes you rage because this individual is a professor and so
this she wants you to be known. Well yeah, and it gives you
insight and like these people are teaching kids like college kid. I mean,
I'm just that's what That's the thing I walked away from it. I mean,
listen, there's an abortion element obviously to it, but then that that
also I walked away thinking I don't want to send my kid to college,
you know what I mean, because of this stuff? Right right, Well,
so get ready for an emotional ride that I promise ends well two years
ago, and I don't regret it. I'm all they think the heat is
out of my uterus. They yanked the fetist out of my uterus. And
I'm so happy, so grateful. Okay. And I'm a professor at this
university and I make more money than you. Okay, and what else?
All right, well, we'll pray for you, okay, we'll pray to
let's save you. Thank you, have no problem. I wish I knew
your name so we can know where to break. Well either way, either
way, your soul. Either way, you're so kind of an asshole?
What makes me that you kind of ruined everybody's lunch? Like, oh,
the court down, yeah, the court down. Yeah, you won't give
me my bike Mike's back. Please please give my money back? Please please,
young lady, thank you, thank you. Having have a good day.
Okay, you're not struggling to me? All right? God bless you.
Hey officer, this young lady one, Oh, I'm assaulting. Okay,
if I get arrested right now, I would literally are you hi?
No, it's not okay, you should probably you can I ask a question,
of course, go right now? Yes? Or no? Let go
right now. Yes, no, yes, or no, you're under We've
prayed for the grace of God for you. What a hag. Suck it.
That woman can suck a bowl. She can suck ever, like,
what a horrible human being she is. I just Colombia. That was Colombia,
B two cases. That was Columbia. Discuss professor at Columbia. Yeah,
I mean, I just I don't. I couldn't remember where she was
a professor at. But the fact that she's a professor, Oh my gosh,
this is she's she's teaching people things, right, but there are young
women that are going into her class and she's teaching, she's trying to mold
their minds. Horrific. This is what I was satisfying to watch her get
arrestled. It is a little bit, it is, but she still has
a freaking job. Yeah, it's so that. I still am like,
I'm appalled by all that. It's just my god, what is our world?
And that guy was so precious? Wasn't he just so calm? Like
how did not punch her square in the face. I have no idea.
I know he's better than me. Oh my gosh. Patricia McGee, thank
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different feelings about monkeys. I know, I do not stand them. I
think they rip people's genitals off, and I think that they have ulterior motives
all the time. I don't trust monkeys. You, guys, I don't
well for you. Then you, I think, will be completely freaked out
about the story. I actually am with you. They're surprised. I'm not
surprised at all by this story. So there are apparently rival monkey gangs,
gangs that are taking over all a whole ass town in Thailand, and it's
forcing police officers to arm themselves with sling shots and trank guns, except that
one of those one team successfully captured one of the gang leaders who is well
known for being super aggressive that I know that monkey was hauled off in a
cage after being shot with the sedative. And now the rest of the monkeys
are adapting and they can they know when officers have a tranquilizer gun or not.
But why But here's the thing. Why a trank gun? Why can't
they just shoot them with real guns? I think that they like have some
reverence about monkeys. Really why they're over they're taking over towns. The sangs.
Why you have to see what it looks like because it is terrifying but
also kind of hilarious. Oh my god, you have to see the video
because I it's dying. It is insane. This it's not you just get
listen, you just get it. I can't believe they're like, we're gonna
get a trunk, We're gonna get trent guns and handle this and then relocate
them somehow, Like I, I don't know what that's but that's not the
way to handle this. I'm sorry, it's just not People probably think I'm
a terrible person for saying that, but I I you got to handle this.
They're going to take over the town. No, they don't. The
monkeys don't get to take over. That's that's not how this works. Like
we're higher up on the food chain at least I thought. So. Yeah,
I just think they're still kind of cute though. Oh my god,
Well, then they can go to they can relocate them to your house.
How about they we will relocate them to your new house and see how well
you feel about them out. I will say, I am very very close
to Monkey Island, which is an island right off the coast of Buford essentially
where there are like two thousand monkeys that were used for scientific purposes. So
no people can go there except for the scientists. But you can like take
a boat and like wave at the monkeys like from you know, from the
water, because you're not allowed to get on the island. But there's two
thousand monkeys there. They could just bring them all there. They could just
bring them all. I mean, I just yeah, excepting that the monkeys,
I agree, Christine, the monkeys will steal the guns, like they're
they may will take over. This is why they need actual real guns to
handle them instead of trank guns. Okay, I just feel like that's mean
they should just be relocated. We're talking about this, We're seriously talking about
this, William, we are are you familiar with our show? Not the
weirdest thing we've talked about. He's from Texas, and so he's like,
why are we talking about this? He's probably thinking exactly what I'm thinking,
which is why are they using trank guns? This is so we could have
taken care of this like two weeks ago. Okay, switching gears because there
is some good news, some nice news, but some news that I feel
feelings about, not all of which I'm gonna share because some of them are
inappropriate. But if you're familiar with the Henzel twins, they are a conjoined
set of twins who have made extraor they've made their lives extraordinary. Like,
so they share basically a body from about here down, and then they have
like two separate you know, they're two separate people. They learned to drive
together. Like the things that they have learned and the ways that they've adapted
are truly miraculous. Like I have it is it's all for these girls.
Yeah, it's crazy, it is. But they have also recently gotten married
to this fellow and so well one of them did all the questions. Isn't
it just one of them? Got married. It's not even possible, I
know, but technically one of them is the one that fell in love and
got married, and then the other one's like, well, I guess I'm
along for the ride, because right, I mean, that's how that went
down, am I Right? Well, I guess that's I guess. But
like, there's no not marrying both of them, like you're with them twenty
years of them, I mean, And from a dude's perspective, I mean,
you you're getting two women. You're getting two personalities, you know what
I'm saying. Like like a lot of men, like a lot of men
can't even deal with one lady, you know, like one personality and so
many appropriate questions. I have questions to You have a lot of inappropriate questions
too. I have a lot of questions, but we probably can't ask them.
We can't ask them because we can't talk about it, you guys,
we can't. We just wanted it. What we wanted to do was lob
this up. So you have to think about all the inappropriate questions. But
we can't talk about it. We can't talk about it. We can't because
we're gonna get ourselves in a heap of trouble. Yeah, when we say
the things that we're actually thinking, we can't say the things. No,
I have all the admiration for these girls in the world, totally. I
do have questions about him. I'm just gonna say it. I do.
I have questions, A couple questions. Yeah, that's all. That's all
I'm gonna say about that. Okay, all right, So we're gonna droping
on moving on. Yes, because we promised lesbian tacos and lesbian tacos you
are going to get and so unfortunately there is not. This is not a
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it's a little bit on the longer side versus other video clips that we play,
But you have to get through the story to understand why Daisy ends up
being so funny. I barely remember. It's always ago. Oh my god,
it is so it's just so funny. And the best part about finding
this clip and digging this out of the archives is that it had it was
on This is how old it is. It was when we did modern music
mondays. Oh my god, like we actually had bumper music themes and you're
gonna hear our original radio opener when it's like the Chicks on the Right,
Oh, my god, that's super fun. I just I loved that.
And so you're gonna hear that too, And then you're going to hear people
are asking what is a lesbian? You'll hear what you're gonna understand. You're
gonna understand it, but it takes some explanation, and so you gotta be
keyed in on what this all means. And then we'll we'll obviously discuss Jay
Lensford, Thank you very much. Jay Lensford just contributed to the Monkey Birth
Control Fund. All right, are you guys ready for some lesbian tacos?
Here we go The Chicks on the Right IBC my God, Modern Music Monday
and the Chicks on the Right show, Welcome back to the show. We
have important business to talk about right now. Bisexual tacos. I swear I
can't like there's I actually said today. Someone needs to explain this bisexual tacos
story to me. And then I was like, wait, this is my
job. I just you said that sentence out out loud at my job,
my actual job today because I don't understand the story. Well, I don't
think me explaining it to you is going to help because it defies any kind
of human logic. Okay, so you know the movie Sausage Party. It's
the new Seth Rogan comedy. I use air quotes around that word. And
I do understand that Sam Mahayak plays a Latina lesbian taco. That's correct,
So because that was necessary. It's basically like a naughty R rated version of
Toy Story, but instead of toys, the movie uses food as characters.
Right, And so, like you said, Salma plays a Latina lesbian taco.
And there's this website called auto Straddle, which is specifically a website for
lesbians and bisexual women, and they released a review of the movie in which
they said nice things about it. They were complimentary about the movie, about
the movie as well as specifically Salma Hayek's performance in it, because it brought
awareness to lesbian Toxican cuisine that identifies as lesbian. Oh, I didn't realize
that they did that, So apparently we need awareness of that. So then
a bunch of bisexual women were offended for a couple of different reasons. First,
because the review assumed that the taco was only lesbian and did not in
fact have bisexual tendencies, and because they felt like it is cultural cultural appropriation
because Salmahayak, who is a Latina actress, was playing a Latina taco and
perpetuating the stereotype that that tacos are in fact Latina. Okay, because taco's,
you know, they may identify as white as as we've now discovered,
you know, things can identify as other other ethnicities, right, and I
learned this and if and if if in fact the taco identified as white,
that taco would suck and need to go to a white privilege course. In
a way, it gets even worse, right because they also apologized because they
allowed a white woman to write the review. Wow, you can't do that.
You can't do that. You can't have a white woman do that.
You can't do that when the review specifically compliments a Latina woman, you can't
do that because you don't know what it's like to be Latina, So how
can you compliment them? No, you can't do That's that white woman identified
as a Latina. There. Now we're in a whole different ballgame. I
mean, I'm my head's starting hurt. I'm gonna need an advil. I'm
starting to get confused. She is getting crazy up in here the beginning of
the review, or at the beginning of the apology, because they took down
the review. They said, after we published the review, we heard from
latinks. You know they put it. They put an X at the end
because that's apparently that's cool. What is that? I don't even know.
I'm just learning modern music, Okay, I can't keep up with all these
words. So it says we heard from Latink's readers who believe the portrayal of
Samahayak's taco was racist and then it reinforced harmful stereotypes. We heard from readers
who are upset that we labeled the taco a lesbian when it seems more likely
that she was bisexual. Can we just remind everyone that we're talking about a
taco, not even a taco, but an animated taco. All right?
So now where we've got websites apologizing for giving a positive review to an animated
movie about lesbian taco. You can't even eat it, all right, I
mean, it isn't even a taco I want to be friends with, cause
you can't even eat it, y'all. I can't believe this is our job.
We're having a conversation today about a bisexual possibly not lesbian, maybe taco.
All right, we're gonna talk about next about a cannibal frat boy,
because that's our show. This is my job, y'all stay with us.
That was total that we really did. Our show was awesome. And somebody
he said, screaming goat disco Friday. Somebody said that, and oh my
god, have screaming goat disco Friday, where you guys would have screaming goats
and black goat. It was the Goat. And then and we only played
disco bought music. It was so great. Got our show with epic really,
Oh my god. And by the way, that was so long ago
that I didn't even know how to say Latin X. Yes, is the
Latin that's is? That's still a thing? Are people still calling themselves LATINX?
Is that? Or did they? Just? I have not seen that
in a while. I've not seen that anybody out there Latino and they can
tell us we're not. They like being called latin X or as mock would
call it, latink Latin because I have no idea what I'm doing. Yeah,
Autumn, Autumn just sent us Venmo and said, conjoin twins. Hmm,
imagine one consenting and the other one not. This is no no no
no, yes, yes, that's how I read it. I don't know
if she wrote it in History of the World, and that's how I read
it. God blessed Medaline. Con Yes, you guys, we love you.
Have a wonderful Easter, and wonderful good Friday today, wonderful easter,
and and also we'll be back for the eclipse, so we'll see you on
a clipse day. Bye everybody, Aye,