Hello, how are you? I was talking to you. Oh I'm doing
good, Kaylin, how are you doing? I'm doing good? How are
you? I am I'm feeling good. We just recorded a podcast and felt
it was a good idea to just put a topper on the show. You
know, we usually have a little goof just to kind of tease what's coming.
But what is coming is a pretty tough podcast about a pretty tough subject
that happened on Below Deck this week. I thought we did a great job.
I think so too. And so the first half is going to be
of episode six, is we mix it up a little fun. You make
fun of Serena not knowing how to say poio, We talk about how you
just put eggs everywhere on that salad, which was insane, and then the
second half we get into the sexual assault. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
So you know, we just watch you guys. Yeah, if anybody
doesn't, I don't know if you came to this podcast wanting to listen to
below Deck, kid, you need a trigger warning or something. I don't
know. It's it's as different episode. Yeah, yeah, it's a different
episode. So hopefully we handled it appropriately. I think we I think we
did and h Yeah, I think Rubs helped, helped a lot. Yeah,
Kalin did almost nothing. Well, he's our support. Yeah, all
right, love you guys so much for listening. Yeah, enjoy the episode.
Hi, Hello, welcome to another Brands Thank you, new episode of
another below Deck podcast. I'm Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick
Hikey. Permission to come aboard, granted. It is with a heavy heart
that I introduced my baby sister, Piet, our girl in from the Big
Apple. I wish you were here on better circumstances too, but we've got
a heavy Oh, Kalen's here, Hi, and we have to talk about
Patrick. Are you gonna go with the shades or ship? I can't see
my notes with the glasses on. I know, but I understand it's disturbing.
Make eye contact me. I'll try not to make eye contact with you.
Okay, Well, it's not disturbing if the glasses are on, but
when they're off it is quite I know, but I can't read my notes.
This an important episode to cover, man, Oh god, oh my
god. Yeah, I can't do it. I won't look at you.
I'm sorry. So tonight's episode we felt it would be prudent if a female
voice was in the room with us tonight, Klin just was not going to
cut it. So we asked Robes to come in. This is going to
be an odd episode. We have some very very serious stuff to talk about,
and it might seem like we're bearing the lead a bit, but we've
got a job to do here. Yeah, it's a comedy podcast. Yeah,
we've got a goof about You know what happens in the front of the
episode. You'r I. I cannot believe that you look the way you have
to say this. It's not my fault. Did you not smell that the
pillow had a certain nice I slept on a pillow last night where the fabric
softener didn't get washed out of the pillow, and then it made my eye
itchy. Yeah. Both, But you should see what my chest looks like.
Oh oh, what happened to your chest? Everything at all came out
in hives, Everything at all came out. Yeah, I'm sorry to feel
better though. You know, the fabric softener is never washed out of the
fabric. The point of it is that it's it's administered in the dryer.
I think right, that's when you put the little rags in. I throw
like fifteen of them in there, and my wife's like, you're wasteful.
There's no point, No, but it has to smell like it was like
I wanted it to smell like the like the meadow. All right, so
well, I'll try not to make eye content. He pulled his hat and
down. Really, now you look like a newspaper boy. Don't do that.
All right, let's get into it, Pat, why don't you hit
us with some public services okay before anything else, very very important stuff before
we get into the funny stuff, and then later some heavy stuff. Okay.
We got to interview Fraser this week. Oh gosh, Dylan said,
it's our best interview we've everad. I think it is our best interview.
I think Phrase gets it. I think Phrase played along very well with us.
He hated me to begin, and we kind of mended things as we
we went through the interview, but we learned a lot about the life of
a sea rat, the life of about talent. It was just a really,
really awesome If you want to hear like a main cast member talk real
about the show, he does it. I can't believe he did it.
He was so gracious to come in and him and I are buddies. Now,
this is my new best friend, big buddies, he said. We
we we just have to cut some of the stuff that he said because he
was very, very transparent. Who knows. Maybe we'll do a fan meet
up at patreon dot com twelve dollars tier. You can ask us questions and
we may or may not tell you what he said. But he definitely hates
Sandy. Oh yeah, that was great. Oh the other good thank okay,
other piece of business telling. Yeah, Patreon, we are going back
and we are gonna cover season one. Dylan and I just got to cover
episode one and two. The second episode was with Sam, who was on
the show season one, spilled a lot of tea, didn't talk well about
Captain Lee. There's some secrets there about that jerk. And we will re
release those two episodes on Patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network, and
starting next week when I'm having a baby us on his way, Dylan and
I will pick up with episode three, which they tried to bury because it
was so inappropriate and homophobic, but it does exist, and I think we're
gonna get Cat from season one to recap it with us. So for five
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So join us. So sign up right now. We need you to sign
up in August and we'll start dropping the episodes and then you're at Papiet Girl
on TikTok No. All right, So, Klen, how you doing.
I'm good. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Let's get into
the episode. Let's just combine our pots for the the double feature that we
win. If I can go first, please do it. Appreciate it.
Yeah, although you haven't talked like at all. Yeah, go ahead.
Sorry first, So tonight's episode was quite a spectrum of motion entertainment. It
felt to me. I was I was heartbroken, I was inspired, I
was happy, I was sad. It was like an episode of Seventh Heaven
in a way, but with like really serious stuff, not Jessica bial like
smoking a cigarette, you know what I mean. But there was just a
lot of trauma and a lot of heart stringy stuff. I couldn't be more
proud of the MVP of this episode, Carmit herself. Asha, I just
I haven't loved someone on reality TV like this since probably who punched Candas in
the face at the winery. Yeah, that's probably it. So great unfortunately,
great episode. I would give it like ninety seven punts. Yeah,
I would say the same thing. Big big bummer in that ladder half and
big big bummer, really big, but a really wonderful not bummer was watching
everybody be really really great and that was really heartwarming. And it was also
a very good episode until it was a bummer. So the guests, Oh
my god, incredible people. Yeah. So the memorial, a roast,
con polo, a Google search, you know yeah yeah, real chefs too.
So I would say, yeah, I agree, dult ninety seven seven.
First, I was actually pretty disturbed by the episode. It was.
It made me just feel very weird watching like that. Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't a good good quote unquote episode. A lot of things happened.
I found it kind of disturbing, to be honest, I would I'd probably
give it more like seventy pots. Okay, Yeah, it's a tough you
just you have you go, you're there and you do what you're doing.
You have to talk about the bummer and I feel like you're kind of bumming
the show out a little bit right now. It was a great episode.
Pack ahead, all right, fourteen pots for you. I just have to
agree with Dylan wholeheartedly. Asha, thank you for stepping in there. I
tried to remember back we've been covering this for five years. If production has
ever stepped in. I'm not gonna assume that production would have not stepped in,
but I will say that definitely Asia and her just relentless. He's got
to get out of that room. Is uh. Props to you, Asia,
geez, I say formal for former sexual assault victim in the same situation
to have the wherewithal and I get like courage, all of it. Just
fucking awesome. Yeah. And Captain Jason to not be one of those well
you know, I got a you know, just the old school guy thing.
It's it was a really nice see Captain hotpants do it? Did it?
I have to tell you on a serious note before we you know this
is a comedy podcast, and we'll get into it. I was I thought
about this a lot today and I called my wife and I said, why
am I thinking about this so much? And she said, because you have
a daughter, yeah, and uh And I was like, yeah, I
would fucking kill a guy. Yeah, And you're about to have a son,
and I'm about to have a son and I'll teach him to be a
good guy that won't engage in that horrible behavior. Yes, there were waves.
I did not know this episode was coming. I was looking. I
was getting Facebook alerts as I was watching episode six, which was the episode
that Procedy just dies in the fourth episode. I was like, holy,
I was. I was just what is going on here? And we'll get
into I guess our thoughts later in the episode about this, but sorry,
my thoughts have been so heavy about the back half of what we're covering.
All in all, Episode six was an interesting episode as well. I mean,
I'm pretty sure Zarina was on Molly when she looked at that preference.
But anyway, yes, this is you know I got. They could have
buried this episode or cut it differently or whatever to avoid kind of dealing with
these topics and I can appreciate that they just laid it out there. Yeah,
so seminal Belowdeck, episode and down Under has been phenomenal so far this
season, though I do fear as though we've buried the lead. Well,
definitely not buried the lead. I misspoke, but just forgot a little piece
of shit we forgot to mention. Oh, Laura, Yeah, you know,
I'm gonna fix her up with someone, Harvey Weinstein. I'm gonna fix
her up. Okay. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows
a guy who fucked him in jail, and they can hook him up to
go. Okay, all right, that is your match made in heaven.
Is he plays this game all the time six degrees separation from Harvey Weinstein.
I'm like, I don't want to play this right now. It's a weird
riff on the game. But it makes me so sad add that there are
people from you. With all the faults that America has, at least we
do not come from a culture where you are indoctrinated into defending the gender that
you perceive is more valuable than you, which is what I think is going
on with Laura. It's really really gross, gross ship from her. Can
I bring up one other thing? Because it was I was reading through all
the comments. I was kind of obsessed today in this world of getting everybody's
taken. There was some interesting takes. Someone had said, Gary King,
who of course is the Boston on sailing, if he worked under hot captain
pants, his ass would be it would be grass would be grass. Yeah,
and it would and it would? Did I did? I we're talking
here, this is a safe space. Was that? Alright? What I
said about Laura? I think I believe and listen, I'm not a fan
like I'm I'm not trying to say a Mary. I'm no patriot right now
or anything. We're all friends here, man. Well, also, if
we're wrong, and if in Latvia they do value women more than men,
then you'll you'll recant that statement. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll recant it. Yeah. But I think I also think that people
like I don't why else would she be that? Well, well, initially
I don't think she understood the situation because I don't know she saw it or
whatever. And also because she's, like Margot said, fucked up. I
think she's fucked up. Maybe I don't know. It was very disturbing to
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red meat Fiasco, wherein Serena has fed tomahawks to people who do not like
red meat. We've got to fix though. Serena is putting together a few
lobster tails and a corn cobs salad for the guests. Now, this is
not a salad of corn cut from the cob. It's just a cobs salad
with ribs of corn placed like some kind of culinary massacre over a bed of
lettuce. It was halves and halves and halves of hard boiled eggs, and
it was one of the more disgusting things I've seen served on this deal.
My wife, I know you're not a fan of her cooking is famously you
busted a balls to put an avocado on a Caesar salad and you said,
why are you being so cute? Shari? Can I tell you something real
quick? It wasn't just that the pasta was cooked within an inch of its
life. But I sat down at a diner in Santa Barbara this weekend.
I looked at the Caesar. I said, I'm set in the Caesar,
tomatoes, onions, avocado and black olives. Sure you make that thing?
I mean, what do we talk? What are we doing here? I
ordered it. It was fine. It was not a Caesar though, right,
it was fraudulently well. The reason I bring this up a shriek yelled
at the TV. She doesn't yell at the TV A lot she said,
start cooking shrimp. When when Zarina was walking around in circles. I think
my wife felt that shrimp would at least be the culinary band aid that would
buy her a little time. As of course, people love shrimp, they
do, and it would have fallen under I guess the any restrictions love,
ye see? So from talking about who doesn't love a good shrimp? Cocky,
sit down? Oh yes, be brave with the horse rash, you
know what I mean? Yeah? Oh I do. So. The other
thing that happens is that she serves the tomahawk perfectly cooked to somebody who does
not want it to be perfectly cooked. The issue that I had with it
was not the cook contrasting with what he asked for, but it was rather
she served him a piece of like fat cap. You could just see it.
It was just like, what Serena, are you on, Molly right
now? What is going on? And then she she sears it in a
lukewarm, wet wet pant. I mean the meat is graying. I was
just like, get me out of here. It was a nightmare dinner four
pots. Now, perhaps there was some distraction here, uh you know,
I got to be even handed with my judgment of captains that are spending a
little too much time in the galley, Captain hot pants, if you're a
listener, you can start moving some furniture down there, because, yeah,
you're gonna spending a lot of time in that galley. Ye might as well
be uh, the Florida Keys, yeah, or Mammoth Lakes. Yeah.
I don't know where people get time shares. I think those two places.
Yeah, Okay, I didn't know what Yep, No, that's what I
was doing. Yeah, yeah, what if you can get a recliner down
through those tight hallways, that'd be pretty comfortable. He would make it work.
I don't know. I don't think he needs a recliner, No fucking
hot, hot ass. He doesn't want an atrophy. Maybe a medicine ball
deflated and blow it up there, that would be really good. About a
flat panel? Yeah? What a TV? Yeah? Patrick just completely missing
the point because he can't I can't see anything, all right. So one
of the many little reasons why I hate Laura, and I again think that
it just comes from, you know, kind of cold war cultures colliding.
She presents the meat to the man once again. He says it's a little
overdone, uh, you know, being sarcastic, and she just looks at
him like, what what do you? She just doesn't get it. I'm
like, you would just suck to be around you. Just you have no
you have a weird sense of humor, your predatory You just make dog bowls.
You just fucking suck. This weird coup complex where you think that you're
gonna be manning the vessel by yourself in two weeks. You just shut the
fuck up. God, it's nuts, and that steak did get sent back.
Now it's nuts. It's nuts, now, Captain Hotpants. He does
bring up something that's really important. True. I'm not sure if he says
this is Zarina or us, but he says, look, you can do
a lot of things on a charter as as far as service, but the
food is what really propels that. That tip. You can fucking leave glass
on the teak someone can you know their foot's fucking bleeding from it? You'd
be like, hed hat, my fucking foot amputating. Yeah, but that's
why you have two legs, right right, right right? That fucking those
lamb pops or whatever the fuck those would delt delicious. But you melted my
silk dress that I specifically for my birthday, melted by silk dress, almost
drowned. I don't know how I ended up five hundred feet away from the
boat, but I did. That's your fault. It happens if you just
cake was delicious, if you just chuck on crustables at people thought tip,
that's not gonna work, all right, So well you love it uncrusted.
I was gonna say I would give you a thirty thousand dollars. Hayley,
that's our pr person I think assigned to us for this, Hayley. We
wants Arena in here. I think Dlan's gonna ask her if she's like talking
to the walls or something, can we have her on please? I want
to understand what's going on. I would actually love to get her on in
here when she is on Molly. Yeah, I would take Molly too.
We'd have a crazy podcast. Yeah, I'd do it too. All right,
So the cake is served, and luckily these guests are so blacked out
that this just fixes all errors of the of the evening's disaster. When she
sees the person smash the primary rene smashed his friend's face in the cake Serena
is horrified, and I would say to Serena, they don't be horrified,
be so unbelievably grateful, be the most grateful. I would do this.
I just keep smashing my face and I go, fuck you, you didn't
read the preference sheet that doing of your fucking cake. Disrespect the cake,
because she points out that she spent all day making it like art and then
it was so disrespected in two seconds of it being delivered. I go,
you deserve that. Hey, their entire meal was ruined several seats, don't
you think? Or is he entirely in the right And as Patrick is repeatedly
just smashing his head into the cake, saying fuck you, it's your fault,
he's also shitting on the deck. Yeah, you go. So that
would be a fucking nightmare to serve. I'd be cool. I would just
be like, this isn't a caesar. Try again. But I wouldn't defecate
everywhere. One thing Fraser had pointed out during this interview, and it's very
juicy, and we'll get to it, is that the guest that below down
he goes into Trump but like he so much about that was so perfect.
He was like it didn't make any sense. He was like, it's very
juicy. We'll get to it. What do you mean, we'll get to
it now when we dropped the episode, you can't wait for it, because
he had said the charter guests that they're having now is it's going through the
carts. They'll do something. What the fuck? All right? So Luke
kicks things off with in a moose bush of sexual assault. Early on in
the first part of the first episode, he kisses her and while he's like
touching her hair or something like that, yeah, he pulls he pulls one
of his like close your eyes, I'm gonna kiss you without your consent type
things where he's like, hey, look there's a there's a hair in there.
And then he just fucking like shoves her head in and it's one of
those things where it's like, I don't know you, and that was really
strong you just did to my head, So don't do that anymore. And
you know that if she had, in that moment, had been like,
hey, what the fuck, that's not fucking cool, he'd be like,
Oh my relax, mama, Oh my god, You've got no idea.
So much of him makes me feel like the girl in the kid's seat Jiff,
you know the Disneyland one. Yeah, just the he makes me feel
but the last thing did I was much more incense than the girl in the
back seat on the way to die. Yeah. I was gonna say,
he makes me feel like the girl from Uh Girl with the dragon tattoo.
I want to do to him what she did to that man. That's what
he makes me feel like. Yeah, so you're Rooney Mara and he's some
kind of Scars guard. No, no, no, he's the big,
big fat man that pick you pig or rapist or something. It was in
the beginning of the movie. Yeah, yeah, okay, it's kind of
the Yeah, it's a it's a full circle. Okay. Cool. So
next next day. Meanwhile, meanwhile hot Pants is concerned looking at that thirty
dollars app is a really nice app. Harry and Margot, Harry the nice
guy, Margot. They missed their coffee date. Zarina is going to attempt
a Mexican bagel, which is not a thing no I have, And it's
it's so beautiful that someone who is not of the jew would feel the same
way, because when you see a Mexican bagel, you just have to think
you've gone too far. Also, why isn't this just avocado toast because that's
delicious? Yeah, and that's normal. Yeah, I know I wouldn't call
it putting it on a bagel normal, but I mean, you know,
we're doing a lot of frank and foods these days. It makes it un
normal to put it on the bagel. Yeah. Yeah, I would just
say that. This is kind of like, I don't know, it's it's
like a chat GPT four thing. It's just we've gone too far with this.
We we this is this is not an improvement, although they it's really
helping people write letters. You know, I don't like the way this person
acted on Slack, but I don't know how to say it. I'm gonna
go to chat GPT write me. A sort of passive aggressive response to a
co worker geared toward millennial mothers who are fans of the new Barbie movie Yep
and perfect boom bang bong boom. Hey Rachel, I just want to tell
you know, you're fucking cunt. So I think I finished this. Meanwhile,
Dale, so the weather really sucks ass. So the exterior they all
get together for a team meeting, you know, and they come up with
this great idea there are they're gonna get the guests so drunk they forget how
much this vacation sucks. Yeah, yeah, well that's a that's a really
really good plan. But yes, the weather is really bad and we know
that because of the thirty dollars app. Yes, And some would say,
well, you just stand outside you can tell that there's glass flying everywhere like
grenades. But if you don't have the app, you don't, you're missing
a lot of stuff, you know what I mean. The app is the
why, not the what you know, and you need that sometimes. But
continuing with the meanwhile, a lot of Meanwhile, Laura isn't getting enough juice
out of the line, and Asia says this, her family aren't a lot
more. No, Asia, they make dog bowls. Nothing grows there.
It's the land of potatoes and shit and misogyny. That's it. And winters,
cold, cold winters. They can't make the dog bowls out of metal
because I can't stack them. They'll freeze together. Dog can't drink out of
that. It's like a leaning tower of pizza. Dog's not tall enough.
No, he's not all right, So arose kund Poio time they are doing
a memorial for Renee's mother, and on Serena's docket this evening, fresh off
of I mean some real one flew over the cuckoo's nest type shit is a
dish that is very very important to Latin Americans. To equate it to the
Mexican bagel. If you try to put smoked salmon on top of the rose
kund poio, it's not gonna work. No, not plates are gonna fly.
So I'm worried. First, No, polo, she called it polo.
She called it polo. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I pronounce things
wrong all the time. Right, you give me ship for it, and
she's gonna get shipped for this. Also, she is a fucking deer in
the headlights. When I believe it's Sandra, the cole primary who's married to
Renee, whose mother they will be doing the memorial for, walks down politely
into the galley. Oh hey, just checking on. Uh we got this
all together right, because you sucked up dinner last night. Zarina seems truly
confused. Yeah, yeah, she does look shell shot, yeah a lot
so often. Yeah, yeah, Kermit's like, look at it. I
think she does. She opens that door, though, and Zarina goes high,
beautiful, you look like you're crying. No, it's I think it's
getting all the bad stuff out of my eyes, you know, the bad
stuff. Yeah, yeah, I think because my eyes were swollen all day,
I couldn't see. I shouldn't have been driving my car. I could
have killed people today. You know, I gotta provide for my family,
and I'm starting to fill a captain underpants. I know, yes, the
bad stuff seems like an ominous kind of antagonist of Captain under Oh, I
think the swelling's going down, tell it all right. So meanwhile, meanwhile,
we're just trying to get to the rape. That's it. Oh god,
no, you'll be You'll give him ikey angry Adams getting se sick.
We're this son of a bitch, someone allergic to fucking cotton candy working at
a carnival or something like. Get out of here. They're throwing up Where
kids are your fucking dumbass. You can't be on these vessels. You throw
up every four hours they're playing customers. Vomit has a very very very very
very pungent odor to it. You smell from like forty ft away. The
pH of the thing is like five. I mean, it's just unbelievably acidic.
I don't know if it's up or down. I don't know. Five's
right, but it's stings anyway. He needs to go, No, he
doesn't. And one of the many things of this episode is just how confused
I am about angry Adam, because he is such a mench this entire episode,
but on the past three three episodes he's been like bacon, egg and
cheese, so I'll pay a cat shop like but like really like that all
the time about safety and then that breakfast sandwich. You know, yeah,
all right, So we're going to do Cuba tonight. Laura is going to
help Asia not fail in front of these guests. Once again, Laura shut
the fuck up. Now there was one I generally can't stand her. I
generally don't like the trope of beating the clock and also like the boat docking.
But I did appreciate fifty minutes until to cook. Yeah, she had
fifty minutes when the provisioner has handed her that polo. Yeah yeah, yeah,
She's like, how long does the polo take to cook? And just
in the nick of time? Yeah, it was like, whatever the part
one of the eighteenth an Impossible Movies. All right, so we get provisions
and the dinner goes over great, Thank god. This is a rustic dish
because it was plated with It was plated in a very commissary kind of way.
You know, it was plated in a way that looked like a child
without hands would put food on a plate. That's how it was. Yeah.
Yeah, you remember when we went to that sports camp and we got
bullied as kids. Do you remember how they used ice cream Scoopers all the
time for all of our food there. That's what it looked like. Yes,
So Zerina stopped using ice cream Scoopers. It's not a way to plate
food. Laura is focusing on Adam now. Her tactic is to show Adam
attention and see how he responds spoiler alert very negatively and categorically. So but
it turns out that that doesn't matter nope, because her real tactic is to
suck the meaning out of the word no, like some evil vacuum. Yeah,
vacuum over. There's really mean. Yeah, I won't take no for
an answer. How are you doing you? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
I'm feeling better now. The thought of an evil vacuum is very funny,
like a household apliance that it's like, I know that you don't want me
to get. I'm gonna get that cord. I'm gonna get that court.
Yeah, Captain underpan stelling, Yeah once again? Did you put like an
ointment underneath your eyes or anything? No? I think that's the secretion of
tears coming out of my eyes. Okay. Do you see the swelling going
down? No? No, not down? Yeah, because we've just been
here the whole time, so we haven't seen you earlier this morning. It
looks like you need many ice packs and a lot of benadrille or a little
a little pouch or sack for your newspapers. Yeah, and a bike.
Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what. This is a great opportunity to
plug our YouTube bad tea v podcast on YouTube. You can watch the video
of and see if you're as disgusted with my appearance is Dylan and Ruby are
ye? You will be? Kaalen, you're grossed out? Right? Kayalen?
I got a hat out? Okay, all right, so we get
to the memorial first. I love how Kermit had to ask, do you
still want to do the memorial? Yeah? No, shit, she handed
you a fucking painting of this dead lady. Like three hours later. The
tonight is not the night to speak ill of Kermit. I did think it
was good. Don't speak ill of Kermit tonight. It's you know, the
only time this is like the producers keep cutting to Margo drinking and I'm like,
what are you are we doing this this episode? Why do we have
to do this this episode? M Well, ridiculous, Bravo, Come on,
Asia's our queen. But when they're all standing there and she goes,
hey did she when did she die? You're like, oh, Asia,
don't don't start she passed? Hey, when she says something stupid call of
Kermit, you know, okay, all right. So the memorial is very
very heartwarming and very sad. He was homeless and she kept him alive and
loved enough to become a success later in life. Just really sweet. Yeah,
and he really loved her. He loved her so much. And tradition
is really important. My wife and I want to definitely keep that going in
our family. You know, things like this dead mom cook the same meal
every year, teach the children about the importance of family. Yeah, it's
really nice. So when you die. They're gonna have turkey sandwiches. Oh
wow, I never thought about that. Yeah, maybe they'll erect like a
statue like with me eating a turkey sandwich or something. I don't know.
It's like a little painting there, you go. Hey, can we get
to Angry Adam If we have any artists out there and they want to send
us a nice Christmas friends a painting of Patra you know, now in the
undying lands, very happy eating a turkey sandwich. That would be all world
all right, So say, oh, yeah, well I want to get
to Angry Adam. Laura continues to put on the full court press on Angry
Adam, and she before you get there, can I really you're passing up
the Culver and Serena thing. And I'll just sound like a quick point about
Culver and Serena. This is why I don't And I struggle with this,
like, uh, you know, it's gross behavior. But Culver's not an
angel. Someone else comes on the boat and he's been flirting with Serena.
But he goes there talking about the trailer that we see at the end of
episode. Yeah, okay, but the groundwork is being laid here for him
to look like an asshole, and he's done this before, and I feel
like it's more of like a lovey kind of love sick emotional manipulation type thing
that he does, which is just he just keeps irons hot and it's kind
of tortuous. What he's doing with Serena is it's like shit or get off
the pot, dude. I'm not saying that they need to have sex with
each other right now, although they see there are Sea writes they probably should.
But he just does this lukewarm thing with women, and he keeps them
on on hooks. He did it with Bertini, who's named Bertini. I
have not hid in my annoyance with Culver. He's very, very annoying.
I'm trying to find a creative name with that CEO. We call him butter
boy, Yeah, butterboy, But I want something like more like hurtful,
you know, because I just think his whole thing is a CEO co chief
asshole office there. I'm all right, it's a work in progress, we're
workshop. What do you mean that's but his well, chief asshole office star
I thought was good. He's not so much an asshole as he's more of
just a the way we can do with that. There's a lot that you
can do there, though bad there is. I thought when you said Ceo
that you wanted to call him cow and I was like, that's that really
doesn't work. He's quite fit, all right, angry, angry out all
right. So Laura is obsessed with this guy at least right now. Okay,
she should have checked out his dating profile. You know how people they
put in a their you know, like long walks on the beach, dog
lover, you know, yogur whatnot. I looked up his day he put
he listened under his interests, punching walls in a blind rage. I love
him, packing, get through his jokes, complaining about people get this one
and being angry. Yeah, it's like it's like Charlie setting up a dating
profile milksteak. Uh So, yeah, Laura wants to change nights and change
shifts. This moment right here is when Asha finally kind of I don't know
if she discovers or just pulls the sword from the stune, but she she
acts with the confidence that authority can give you. You don't need to be
an asshole, but there should be this calm comfort to the fact that you
have an authority over someone. This cool, collected sniper attitude she has towards
Laura is what she needed to be from the beginning. It's still early on
in the season, so it hasn't taken her in eternity. But right now
she's just Teflondon to Laura, and Laura is not fucking happy about No.
I think we're seeing a management style start to evolve here in Kermit. Yeah,
that was not there before. Yes, I also think that Kermit has
limits. Like if you go to your boss and you say, listen,
I really want to be on a different shift because I'm flirting with this guy,
can you take the ship shift? Your boss? Hopefully we'll say,
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, But no, no,
I can't do that. And the lime juice is less of an egregious
thing. Way less, yeah, way less? All right, So let's
get to the guests departing. Oh well, I hold on, we gotta
get to Zarina recounting having a boyfriend that's so bored she forgets he exists.
That's her words, that's her words. I was like, can you imagine
her coming home on a different date with a different guy? And they call
sack you up. And then it's like, did you forget I exist?
Yeah, it's right, should I be less boring? It's right out of
fleabag. It's just you come. You just forget that the person's there and
you've just been cheating on them for a year. I'm so tired of balls
being around this. Serena is fucking hilarious. She's so hilarious. She is
she's just putting eggs on lettuce for dinner. But an invaluable member of this
group, as we'll see in the second episode, m all right, ribs
are guests apart, so fun, These people, so patient, so not
concerned with the standard of quality they were receiving, and they depart in the
best way ever. Two envelopes, one for the vacation and one for an
arm wrestling match in which Hot Captain clearly attempted to cheat. What I mean,
you're not supposed to lift your elbow off the table and he also used
his free arm to gain leverage. That's cheating. No, in the pro
circuit, you have something that you grab onto to gain leverage. They don't
want people's elbows getting dislocated. So you know nothing about our elbow lift up
from the table. I think he was using a little wedge and if he
ain't cheating, you ain't trying. But his wrist was getting broken and broken
and broken, and there was nothing that he could do. He said in
a kuoy way. I let him win, but I think we all know
that, however powerful, however thick of a cock Jason is. You know,
it's just a it's a painful thing about age. You know, these
young bucks come in and they just say yet you know that's it? Yes,
yes, moving, What did you think about this arm wrestling match?
All right, let's get to the tip meeting? Oh yes, oh yeah,
Adam gets angry, Adam gets the fucking helmet. Twenty five grand for
two days. Yeah, that's I rounded up twenty one. It's quite a
haul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm considering working on one of these
boats. That's pretty much it. Why do you see how Quinton is?
And then yeah, if you need a vacation, you can go work on
one of these honey. It's for the podcast. Well, I'm pretty sure
we can now given what I've learned from our interview at Fraser, which we
drop in a couple of weeks and it's a must listen to. I can
afford to be on this. VACA should know. But I'm concerned that they'd
have one of these assholes start cutting to our podcasts talking shit about these people
and then playing it to staff and make it real uncomfortable for us. Okay,
that's my concerns. You're shrouded in darkness. I can't I can't see
dark dark, little newspaper. He looks like he looks like a little newspaper
boy in Sin City. Right. You know I'm doing this for you,
not for me. Okay, all right, let's get to the night out.
Okay. Adam has said no, no, no, no, no,
no no that many times, probably times many to Laura, and he
told her he throw off the fucking Brooklyn Bridge if she kept it up because
she is relentless. Yeah yeah, yeah. He's like, you know what
a concrete boat is? Damn stupid. No, I'm serious, you know
what a concrete boat is. I wanted to love you, he actually said,
and I don't think he was kidding. He said he would actually rather
his balls be smashed with a rubber mallet than to have sex with her.
You're better than that, no you? Oh there was this scene where Luke
is sitting down with Asia, and it made me feel so bad for Asia.
It's like when you see someone cornered by a dumb person or a drunk
you're just like, God, I wish I could take that pain from them.
He's like, when I get drunk, I just think with my dick,
and she's like, oh, well, fascinating. Tell me more.
Oh my god, this fucking guy the confidence to think that anyone would give
a fuck about you talking about what you think like when you're drunk and trying
to fuck somebody. I can't think of something more uninteresting. Maybe doubt Nabby,
Probably not though, No, so the sea rats really turn it up.
Luke acquires a plant somehow. Yeah, well, I was gonna say
so before we got the acquired a plant. Harry wants to take a stroll
on the beach with Margo and then she says, I'm too drunk. That's
the first time we kind of hear that, and she's kind of sitting at
the table, and then we get an this is where production and editing kind
of play with your mind a little bit. They cut to her doing interview
where she says she really would like the nice guy, but she's more attracted
to the bad boys or something to that effect, which was weird how that
was kind of sewn into this narrative right here, given what takes place,
you know, I guess an hour later. Yeah, I bet she had
said that in an interview earlier, because there's no way that she would reflect.
This is why nice guys need to have more riz to protect people from
bad boys, because when you act like a Hey Arnold character, there's just
nothing she can do. You know, wouldn't it have been nice if he
Harry kicked down that door and just punched Luke in the face. That had
been great. Yeah, I feel like he would have gotten his ass kick.
I don't think so. Luke is pretty drunk. Yeah, that's true.
Anyway, So this is the van ride. Barry seems like you'd fight
like a giraffe though yep, yep, oh, you know he would.
He's never never been hit or hit and he would do like like little like
like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
so this is the first time. Again, I don't know if most people
look. I know, people were really in the blowdeck and they kind of
read all the redded boards and everything they kind of know what's coming up.
I, as I viewer, had no clue. I thought this was going
to be a typical Sea Rat Jacuzzi night. I kind of had a feeling
that he just with a I thought that he had physically like I thought that
he had punched somebody or there was some big fight or something and it got
really bad. But oh, you were seeing like the trails, seeing Asia
cry to Captain Jason, I was like, what the fuck is that?
And what it was was sexual assault. So when they get back to the
boat, Asha's defense systems the iron can we point on one thing. So
on the van ride back, Margo is clearly and all you're ready, You're
you're not even gonna go eat a bowl of ramen. Directly to bed do,
we ordered Taco Bell and you were excited about it. Now you cannot.
You ordered five k casey as we said, you're not going to eat
those insisted? You insisted. This is when Asha's ears perk up, and
I forgot what she said to him in the van. I think a couple
of our listeners they had said my wife actually said she wanted to rewatch the
episode. Oh there are so many I watched it twice. There's so many
little horrifying breadcrumbs that go the grossest of which was she's blacked out in his
lap in the back of the van and he says something about later. Asha
says, like, you're not getting any tonight, and he looks at her,
and he looks up at Asia and he says later, really, I
yes. So because of that and because of just working with him and being
around him for a while, Asha's iron dome is up, and she is
very protective of Margo because she can see that he is going to likely try
something that is illegal. Criminal, yeah, criminal. So I guess we'll
get into what would be part seven now, and I think it's gonna be
a little different because no, no, no, because the episode ends with
this, and it begins and picks up at the same spot. But this,
yeah, well we'll get into the next episode right here. But episode
six ends with that actual act, which is he producers try and intervene.
At this point, Asha's in the hallway. Well, the power had gone
out, which is a whole other weird kind of factor in this some kind
of recapping it like our antlin right now, don't you think, Well,
I'm just saying the episode ended with the power going out, which was just
kind of that extra third so weirdness, that's the thing. Yeah, and
then uh, and then some of our Facebook group had thought that he may
have used that not obviously not turned the power off, but use that to
his advantage to then sneak away into Margo's cabin at that point because everyone was
busy trying to see what was going on with the poem. And I don't
come out that he did that. Well, no, I don't think he
turned off the power because he was clearly not near anything that j but the
oh, you're saying, the idea that he'd say, this is my opportunity
to everybody's busy doing this. This is a lot of assumptions here, but
a lot of people talk about it in the Facebook. Yeah, assumptions we
need not whether the lights were on, whether the lights were off. He
leaves the jacuzzi with some either evil or dumb, or a combination of both,
impulse to go and have set what when you combine those words, it's
devil, I'm me or double yeah, both of those. Wow. Yeah,
So how do you guys want to break this down? We obviously there
was a clear, you know the various steps of this and the actual event
and how everything was dealt with it. How do you guys want to can
we talk about just can you and I talk really quickly? Sure, he's
aunt Lynn right now. I'm well, I just want to be very delicate
and I want to be delicate and respectful about the subject matter. Yeah,
not fuck it out. No, No, I would say, if you're
remotely triggered by anything, you should turn the episode off now because we're going
to discuss it at length. Yes, we're going to discuss it at length
right now. And also, Bravo, somebody mentioned this. I don't know
if it was in our Facebook group everywhere. Hey, Bravo. Pat was
blown away that this happened. And he's never been sexually assaulted or raped,
So why don't you let people know that this is coming in the episode,
just in case somebody's gone through something like this before. I mean, my
god, they put trigger warnings on there, put everything might like there will
be masks shown in this segment, So if you have smoking, yeah,
exactly. If there are trigger warnings at the beginning of ridiculousness, there should
be a trigger warning on this episode. Rob deared it, took to Twitter
this morning and was like, yo, yo, get your fucking take your
p's and q's from us. Okay. So what happens is Margo is placed
in bed by Asia and the production after saying I just want my bed and
water. No Luke, no Luke, definitively no Luke, and Luke with
the devil's impulse, goes downstairs, takes off his clothes and bum rushes her
room. It's filmed in as horrifying away. The horrifying nature. The way
that it's filmed mirrors what he's doing, Like there's this descent kind of filming.
He looks like a monster when he's up there, like, and he's
angry. He's very indignant when production I think it was at least two knocks
at the door or two tries. He is visibly angry, how dare you?
Yeah, try and prevent me from doing what I want to do right
now? Yeah. And then they also at one point he's like, they're
like, Luke, buddy, you gotta go, you gotta go, and
they're pretty nice about it. And he was like, she's flying, Mago.
You a nine to nine or a ten out of ten, and she
was like, fucking yeah that line too, that like last stitch effort to
manufacture some kind of entryway for his fucking dumb dick. Yeah, are you
a ten out of ten or you a nine out of ten? What are
you doing? What kind of I'm like, demonic fucking shit are you trying
to accomplish right now? And your comfortability with it is disturbing to a degree
that it makes a lot of people feel as though this is something that you've
done before, or that this is something that you deem okay to do.
Can I jump off that for a second. Yeah, So a younger less
i'd say, evolved me when I heard like a stat I think there's like
fifteen years ago that said, did you know that one in six women will
be sexually assaulted by the time they're thirty or something. My younger brain was
always like, this is how dumb mailes think. Oh, there's a bunch
of serial killers out there that jump from the bushes because you have this version
of what you think of sexual assaulted and in reality, Sorry, there's supposed
to be a comedy podcast, but we're talking real here. Forget the comedy.
Yes, it's this is what sexual assault generally is yeah, is someone
incapacitated unable to to uh sorry, what's the word of any agency consent?
And then this happens, and then and then the female wakes up the next
morning absolutely confused by what transpired. And there's also there's Listen, people get
drunk and they hook up, and they might regret doing it, but there
is a line the width of the fucking United States of America when it comes
to somebody who is literally passed out, and if you go through the machinations
and the steps to cross it, you are as angry Adam would say,
a fucking piece of shit? Right? Can we bring up a couple things
there? I think it's been covered quite a bit, but at least kind
of laid down. She at this point has openly thwarted any invitation for this
guy to be in her because we've watched the show for five years, this
show, and I'd like to discuss this a little. There's plenty of messy
hooking up. She was so definitive about definitive about no drunk. She's only
known this idiot for a week and a half. This isn't a and by
the way, it wouldn't be right even if it was someone that she's engaged
in these acts. Four again, let me make sure this is concrete.
That still wouldn't make it right. But him completely naked and then hopping in
that bed uninvited. These are all facts of this for anybody. And by
the way, I haven't really seen anybody out there kind of in some weird
position trying to the only person that has done that is him with his weird
Instagram posts showing off his abs. Hey, nobody gives a shit about your
fucking abs. Okay, hopefully they can protect you in prison or not protect
you, but nobody gives a fuck about your body. Nobody gives a fuck
about your opinion on the matter. You're a scumbag. And this this kind
of thinking, which is this you talk about how he doesn't really know her,
they're essentially strangers. It's this misogynistic kind of entitlement where he is like
Richie rich to women. He's just like you, this is mine, this
belongs to me, right. It's I don't get how people can think like
I'm gonna make an assumption and this is just Pat talking out of his ass.
I don't think this is his first rodeo, and perhaps this might inspire
some people to come out of the woodwork. I hopefully. Yeah, sorry,
I know that's a major assumption. I just this seemed a little too
normal, even for a drunk par You know how they always say a drunk
person, God, I feel like I'm being inappropriate right now of me.
No, you're not being inappropriate. It's just the they amplify your your the
darker sides of yourself, and some people are darker than others. There's a
saying that the drunk person does with the or says with the sober person thinks,
and sometimes the drunk person's actions, almost like just muscle memory, are
what the real person does. Major assumptions. Can I talk? And if
you guys want to think, I don't even think about this a lot today.
I haven't. It's stupid. This is a stupid television show. And
I have to tell you this is something that definitely I hate. But it's
a big thing, though, because you don't get to see this kind of
dumb evil, devil evil played out in front of you all the time,
like it's it's not something that we are privy to knowing and we should know
it more. Unfortunately, people experience this on a very personal level. But
it's like somebody putting GHB in someone's drink, like how the fuck? Well,
as as just a normal person, you you wonder how anyone could ever
do that, But men like this exists. But then when you say men
like that, like, if I were to seriously, seriously sit down with
you, any of your friends, any of the men in my life and
describe the situation to them, every single one of them would say this is
disturbingly not okay, and the just no, all across the board, this
is this is criminal, this is fucking creepy, and this is not okay.
He doesn't seem to think that way, and he genuinely believes that this
is like understanding and you and you know that if she were to have woken
up in the morning and gone to Asia and freaked out, if they had
sex and been like I was really drunk and I don't know what happened,
that he would have been like like I don't know what the fucker problem is,
Like, maga, why don't you talk to me? Then like why
didn't you say that you weren't comfortable with it? So I'm supposed to know
how and let's say this categorically, and this is an assumption that I can
make. Categorically, no one stepped in, she would have been raped.
I'm pretty fucking sure that if no one stepped in, she was getting raped.
Right, I agree with you. Yeah, I want to talk about
something jump off what Ruby said, something about we have to get to muskrat
Laura at some point, the idea of his mindset. Now, I'm not
gonna blame the show for this, but I do want Dylan and I have
been covering this show for five years, and I talked about this with him
on the phone earlier. To the industry, it's not just the show,
oh oh, covers the industry. Yeah, this industry is a vestige of
the past. It is much more mimics the freewheeling sixties. These mad men,
you know, slap a woman on the ass, and hey, you
know she she was drinking all night with none of the crystal and none of
the three piece suits. Right, And as we've covered, that makes it
better the crystal Well okay, yeah, this show is very much if you
if you think about it, and there are a lot of young people that
work on these boats, and I'm not convinced necessarily that the industry as a
whole is what we see on below deck. They they have a very specific
kind of vertical of what they cover, but it much, very much mimics
what I would consider a very dangerous environment. And they've been very lucky,
which is young people in their twenties. It's almost like college right there.
There's uh dormitories right where you have mixed sexes sleeping right next to each other,
alcohol, a hierarchy of older kids. You know, generally the department
heads are in most cases in older male And they have been very lucky that
this is the first time that they've got here, because as Dylan I have
covered it for five years, they run rubbed right up against that line.
We've many times seeing shocking that this hasn't happened to this degree to get to
hear I mean, we've witnessed just drunkenness of like not taken away from sexual
assault, just people almost injuring themselves because they're fucking wasted yea on these vessels.
But but and it's also and losing. The quality of this show is
nothing compared to Margot's, you know. And by the way, we've spoken
to Margot and I think she does listen, Margot, We're there for you.
Oh my god, of course. Sorry, I'm I'm undecided. But
yeah, the thing about this is like, this is the person at the
baseball stadium that throws the glass bottle onto the field and now we've got to
drink out of shitty aluminum. Okay, So your point is, Dylan,
we covered the sea rat shit. Don't do the thing where yes, it's
they rubbed right up against the line. But again, like I said,
the line is so thick. The fact that Luke and Laura have to be
pulled away from criminality as though they are at some kind of fucking summer camp
by these producers is just disgusting. It's like, there's so much allotted on
this show. There's such a long leash because they're all adults. But when
you do this kind of shit, I mean, I don't. You can't
do anything else but fire them. But maybe screen better, Maybe let's not
have fucking homophobic, misogynistic Eastern European spies who put corn on top of chips
on the show. Like, let's just not do this, because Dylan,
what you're kind of bringing up is all right. So the love the why
people like this show, it's debauchery. It's debauchery. Also, for whatever
reason, from an evolution standpoint, all us married people we love to watch
hookup culture on TV and that's really fun. And sometimes in order to lubricate
the freeness of that, it's there's alcohol involved, and yes, we don't
want the show ruined, but it's at the same time, covering this industry
the way it's it's covered it is it's we're kind of turning a blind eye
to some stuff that's like this environment is dangerous. Well, the Bachelor literally
did this and then like the next day they were like, Okay, so
we don't really know how to say this, but somebody was really fucked up
and kind of raped and we're really sorry. And then everyone was like,
oh no, and then they be well that sucks. Anyways, can I
get a margarita? Wells, give me a margarita so I can tell you
what they did actually that night, we gotta wait seven minutes. Yeah,
so they instituted a basically they producers watch them. There were only allotted certain
how many certain drinks in the day. I think obviously to prevent things like
that, right, like that can't happen in below, and you won't cast
the show. They're all drunks. You won't get anybody on board if they
can't binge drinks, so you know, all right, So we're transitioned to
the next episode. There's a candid shot of jellyfish and then they just smash
cut to this horror really bizarre. But after Luke has pulled off of Margo,
confident, Laura walks in calls Luke honey, I think, and then
Asia heads into Margo's bed. Margo says that she didn't consent to him being
in there, and then Laura goes on a full on attack. They have
to pull Laura off of Adam and it's it's obviously the dynamic is very,
very different, given given that he could beat the ship out of her,
but and he's gone, he's conscious. Yeah, it's super important, but
god, it was such an egregious error. I lost my train of thought
because the part that he's uncont he's conscious. It's a huge difference. But
yeah, it's just a bummer that these two fucking demons are on this boat.
There's a tough scene up next. Asia goes up and talks to Captain
Jason. She has been sexually assaulted before we learned that. I think in
her first season, when the filthy scouser was joking about it, she says,
who knows what have happened? If I hadn't been there, we covered
it. That's what happened most likely. Let's get to the next day.
The insidious, demonic behavior begins from Laura instantaneously. The fact that she is
in direct contrast, as loudly as she is about her state of well being
in comparison to Margo, is so purposeful and so disgusted. Well, I
have a quote, I feel great, Margot feel magnificent as they cleaned the
bed, and Margot kind of shares what took place the night before, and
I think she's still kind of in the fog of it. Laura says an
I quote, if he comes into my cabin, I'd be like dot dot
dot Hello, Yes, exclamation point. She is a bog wench and she
is an enemy of women. I think so too. That's and I don't
understand how it can come to be this fervently in her other than the culture
that she was brought up, and maybe it was just her family, but
I don't I don't get how you could hate women this much and love men
that much. It's just it's crazy to me. Asha needs to talk to
Margo about what transpired. Laura is standing there like a bogwunch, and Asha
dismisses her. Then she brings Serena into the conversation because she knows that Serena
will add to this web of support that Margo needs right now from the other
women on this boat. And that's on display when Margo feels embarrassed about the
entire thing and Serena says, you should be able to be as black out
as you know, however drunk you want to be, and still feel safe.
And the fact that Margo was like, I was being flirty and I
was embarrassed. This is the kind of thing thinking that Luke could smell from
a mile away and then just obliterate her with, you know. And I
did think it was very, very funny that Zerina was like, I mean,
you should be able to stand naked in a public place, and no
one should be able to do anything. And although principally I know what you're
trying to say, Yeah, I do think in a public place, maybe
not rape, no one should ever be able to but excuse me, miss,
you don't have snap snap. And also, here's a shirt you're unclosed.
No, you just you just point out that they're naked in case they
were recently abducted by an alien or something. But you can't go up and
like flip people anything like that. You just you can't do that. You
gotta feel safe wherever you are except in war. Right. It was a
beautiful moment between the three of them. Now, I really did think it
was wonderful. And I love that Margot is so overwhelmed by the love on
the boat. That's what always made me cry, like at soccer or something
like if like when I was at soccer camp and Santa Barbara and this little
girl kicked a soccer ball in my face almost broke my jaw. I was
crying and all the camp counselors were around me and they were like, are
you okay. I was like, don't love me so much right now?
I just I can't. It's like that like that, and I love is
the most emotional part. And then Zarina cooking that wonderful comfort food. Because
everybody chips in for what they can offer to make the situation better. That
was a nice moment, well, we gather for me. Laura is disgusting
once again. She is talking about how sad she is that Luke is gone,
and that's when he walks aboard and gathers his stuff. She begins almost
crying and telling Harry that she's sad. I'll just say it for I might
say it again, but Laura, shut, just shut the fuck up.
I I this will be a crazy reunion if they have one. I doubt
they better. I doubt they will. I hope they. If they do,
Luke should not be anywhere near it. I don't think you know as
much as Asia needs to know about how he thinks while he's out trying to
get pussy when he's drunk, we need to hear him fucking defend or contextualize
his attempted rape of Margo, like we don't need him on Well, according
to him, it's just you know, you aren't reading the right story.
So Laura's sadness continues more into the closed quarters with Margo. She wants Margo
to tell her what happened. She already knows what happened at this point,
yes she does. She makes Margo tell her again and says that if it
was her, she would have welcomed him in, and she says that if
she would have just made him happy, this wouldn't have happened, and then
says, in a bizarre you called her a bog wench. She abused herself
with this kind of sexual power, that the rejection of her is the karmic
origin of why this happened to him. Interesting are you? Are you as
dumb as you look like? I just what Luke did is obviously an archetypal
and cosmic horror. We have to sit so much in this episode in Laura's
bullshit. She just takes so many bites at the apple with Margot. I
was just like, get her off my television screen. I don't want to
look at her anymore. It appears to like in the at the very very
very beginning when this all starts to happen, her what do you I've I'm
my god, I've never felt this good? Is like she clearly has no
fucking idea, And then it becomes clear, no, no she does.
Yeah, no, no she does, and she's just a bog wench.
I don't have any other word for it. She's fucking cunt. She was
there when the producer. She was. She was privy to the entire tornado
of stuff, so she knew that there was something in that room. So
when she says she feels great, she knows what she's doing. Asia checks
in on Adam and Culver pretends to be boasting for a day. The only
thing that the producers do wrong, like I mentioned, is showing Margo drinking
during this because she gets called up to the captain's quarters and drinking like the
night out or drinking drinking on the job. They have that drunk cam in
the kitchen. Ah, fuck it. I don't think for next week's previous
you mean no, they've done it. Laura was the one earlier on in
the season when she's drinking during the day. They show Margo doing it twice
this epiod. Maybe that's a moment of calming your nerves. I don't think
it's a hit piece, or I don't think it's a hit piece because it's
perfectly understandable that she's calming or nerves like this. But with the context of
the main rule is that you don't drink when you're working, and she's working.
Don't need to show this, don't need to show just not this week,
especially not this week. Just don't show this. I will say really
quickly too. I was very happy with the way that they handled the entire
situation because they could have easily been what you said, Captain could have easily
been like, all right, we're gonna go to bed and we'll talk about
this in the morning. Captains that we've had, yeah, there is an
investigation. Well there wasn't an investigation and everyone is still on board and that's
not okay. But he said there is nothing great about this. Yeah,
I know, Captain Jason acted with a swift guillotine this episode, and it
was beautiful to watch. So we move on to the laundry room. Laura
calls Margo into the laundry room for no other reason than to tell Margo that
part of this is her fault. And this is she says, you're a
sexual person. He's a sexual, sexual, sexual creature. He must have
felt welcomed by you. This is the line that makes Margo go to Asha
and in the just the most j law way, like what the fuck is
going on right now? Like it's not even like obviously there's hurt there,
but it's more confusion, like why is she doing this? So much,
it's so bizarre. She's like, she's like aunt Lydia and Handmaid's Tale.
She's just like, no, no, come, come, come, be
quieter when they rape you and they won't be so mean about it. Oh,
do I need to get the brand hot again? Thank you? Thankfully?
Margot tells Asha, and what are we doing? She the word gets
past at the flagpole to Captain Jason, and he calls Laura in to fire
her after speaking to Margot and speaking to Adam, and he asked her what
she said, yeah, kid. He confronts her about being a fucking scumbag
and a liar and a predator, and then he fires her. Laura says
this is bullshit and that she should have had a warning. Here's the issue
with warnings. If they aren't attempting to prevent a cancerous soul or character,
then they can be administered. But I don't think warning you about this is
really going to change your behavior in any way, shape or form. And
also to subject Margo to being around you for another second, given what she's
been through and what you said is unethical because you're a kunt Bugwe I wonder
how much hot pants. Captain rack Of lamb Captain. Yeah, how much
did the Adam stuff have to play or was it one hundred percent just how
she'd been kind of? I think I think the Adam stuff was something that
he could have given her a warning about and that would have been fine.
I think it was the Margo stuff. Yeah, I think what she was
doing him wash Yeah, that was criminal and she should have been fired for
it. And cons I don't think she would have been fired for it.
But I do think that I respected Adam a lot too, because when he
was talking to the captain, even he at that point he was trying to
downplay it was like, yeah, she was kind of like trying to come
no Adam, no Adam. She was literally on your naked back putting.
It's so hard to do when you're so high, So get out of here.
Props Asha, Yeah, and Captain hot Pants for dealing with that the
way he did. I yeah, maybe we have learned something some of us.
Yeah. Yeah. A couple last minute things. Asha reaches super sayan
mode when she walks into Laura's room and says, can I help you pack?
Oh my god, Chef's kiss that was so amazing. And then also
it was you know I I hope angry Adam gets angry again because I don't
want to be conflicted. Okay, it's too many. It's a name for
you. I know a T shirt that I ordered. Okay, you can't
be a good guy now, because it's gonna be weird to scratch the angry
part out with a red sharpie. When Asia tells him that she's fired,
he's like, because he's just he Contrary to Luke. He may flare up
and he's angry at him, but at his core, he was raised by
Amanjamanja mom who and he just has this natural instinct to be like, ah
fuck, I'm sad that even though she attempted to sexually assault me numerous times,
she got fired. Because yeah, you know, where's this season gonna
go after this? This is crazy? Well, let's talk about where the
season's going. We've heard some rumors about this show it's longevity, maybe under
duress or threatened, and I think that it's maybe because of the event that
we covered today. But I do not think given what Luke has done,
Jowow is the right person to bring onto a dog bone or something. No,
he didn't. What he did do was watch while his mother was beat
within an interviewed Life with a bone, which is probably one of the many
tragic reasons why he is the way he is. But given that we're trying
to protect people at this point, and we should always try to do that,
but really now try to protect people, let's not have a toxic asshole
come on this boat in a leadership position. It's probably just not a great
idea. And your boy Adam did say in the preview that he does think
they're going to fight like fight. I hope that it doesn't come to that,
but if it does, I hope it's captured on television. Thank you
so much for listening to the episode. I hope it was well done,
delicately done. Yeah I was. Yeah, you know, yes, listen.
It's just a bun say anything stupid. It's a big bummer. It's
a big, big bummer. But kudos to production, Kudos to Asia Margo
sending out I love to everybody on the cast who isn't subhuman and worthless is
such a beautiful thing to see. And I think at the end of all
this, regardless of how horrific it was, a lot of weird beauty came
from this. Yeah you know. Sometimes you watch something you hope people can
learn from it too. Yeah, I think we did, Callen. How
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