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Hello, how are you? I
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good, Kaylin, how are you
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you? I am I'm feeling good. We just recorded a podcast and felt

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it was a good idea to just
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know, we usually have a little
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that happened on Below Deck this week. I thought we did a great job.

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I think so too. And so
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of episode six, is we mix
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fun of Serena not knowing how to
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just put eggs everywhere on that salad, which was insane, and then the

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second half we get into the sexual
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So you know, we just watch
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doesn't, I don't know if you
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below Deck, kid, you need
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episode. So hopefully we handled it
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Rubs helped, helped a lot. Yeah,

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Kalin did almost nothing. Well,
he's our support. Yeah, all

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right, love you guys so much
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Hi, Hello, welcome to another
Brands Thank you, new episode of

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another below Deck podcast. I'm Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick

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Hikey. Permission to come aboard,
granted. It is with a heavy heart

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that I introduced my baby sister,
Piet, our girl in from the Big

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Apple. I wish you were here
on better circumstances too, but we've got

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a heavy Oh, Kalen's here,
Hi, and we have to talk about

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Patrick. Are you gonna go with
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my notes with the glasses on.
I know, but I understand it's disturbing.

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Make eye contact me. I'll try
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Okay, Well, it's not disturbing
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when they're off it is quite I
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This an important episode to cover,
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god. Yeah, I can't do
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I'm sorry. So tonight's episode we
felt it would be prudent if a female

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voice was in the room with us
tonight, Klin just was not going to

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cut it. So we asked Robes
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be an odd episode. We have
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and it might seem like we're bearing
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got a job to do here.
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we've got a goof about You know
what happens in the front of the

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episode. You'r I. I cannot
believe that you look the way you have

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to say this. It's not my
fault. Did you not smell that the

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pillow had a certain nice I slept
on a pillow last night where the fabric

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softener didn't get washed out of the
pillow, and then it made my eye

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itchy. Yeah. Both, But
you should see what my chest looks like.

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Oh oh, what happened to your
chest? Everything at all came out

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in hives, Everything at all came
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better though. You know, the
fabric softener is never washed out of the

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fabric. The point of it is
that it's it's administered in the dryer.

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I think right, that's when you
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like fifteen of them in there,
and my wife's like, you're wasteful.

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There's no point, No, but
it has to smell like it was like

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I wanted it to smell like the
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well, I'll try not to make
eye content. He pulled his hat and

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down. Really, now you look
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All right, let's get into it, Pat, why don't you hit

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us with some public services okay before
anything else, very very important stuff before

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we get into the funny stuff,
and then later some heavy stuff. Okay.

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We got to interview Fraser this week. Oh gosh, Dylan said,

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it's our best interview we've everad.
I think it is our best interview.

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I think Phrase gets it. I
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He hated me to begin, and
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we went through the interview, but
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a sea rat, the life of
about talent. It was just a really,

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really awesome If you want to hear
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about the show, he does it. I can't believe he did it.

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He was so gracious to come in
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this is my new best friend,
big buddies, he said. We

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we we just have to cut some
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was very, very transparent. Who
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up at patreon dot com twelve dollars
tier. You can ask us questions and

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we may or may not tell you
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Sandy. Oh yeah, that was
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other piece of business telling. Yeah, Patreon, we are going back

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episode one and two. The second
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the show season one, spilled a
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was so inappropriate and homophobic, but
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gonna get Cat from season one to
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and it's really fun because we can have

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paintball places now, so they have
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on TikTok No. All right,
So, Klen, how you doing.

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I'm good. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Let's get into

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the episode. Let's just combine our
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win. If I can go first, please do it. Appreciate it.

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Yeah, although you haven't talked like
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Sorry first, So tonight's episode was
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felt to me. I was I
was heartbroken, I was inspired, I

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was happy, I was sad.
It was like an episode of Seventh Heaven

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in a way, but with like
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smoking a cigarette, you know what
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lot of trauma and a lot of
heart stringy stuff. I couldn't be more

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proud of the MVP of this episode, Carmit herself. Asha, I just

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I haven't loved someone on reality TV
like this since probably who punched Candas in

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the face at the winery. Yeah, that's probably it. So great unfortunately,

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great episode. I would give it
like ninety seven punts. Yeah,

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I would say the same thing.
Big big bummer in that ladder half and

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big big bummer, really big,
but a really wonderful not bummer was watching

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everybody be really really great and that
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a very good episode until it was
a bummer. So the guests, Oh

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my god, incredible people. Yeah. So the memorial, a roast,

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con polo, a Google search,
you know yeah yeah, real chefs too.

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So I would say, yeah,
I agree, dult ninety seven seven.

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First, I was actually pretty disturbed
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It made me just feel very weird
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it wasn't a good good quote unquote
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I found it kind of disturbing,
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give it more like seventy pots.
Okay, Yeah, it's a tough you

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just you have you go, you're
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the show out a little bit right
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Pack ahead, all right, fourteen
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agree with Dylan wholeheartedly. Asha,
thank you for stepping in there. I

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tried to remember back we've been covering
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ever stepped in. I'm not gonna
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but I will say that definitely Asia
and her just relentless. He's got

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to get out of that room.
Is uh. Props to you, Asia,

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geez, I say formal for former
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to have the wherewithal and I get
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fucking awesome. Yeah. And Captain
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you know, I got a you
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It's it was a really nice see
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I have to tell you on a
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is a comedy podcast, and we'll
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about this a lot today and I
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am I thinking about this so much? And she said, because you have

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a daughter, yeah, and uh
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would fucking kill a guy. Yeah, And you're about to have a son,

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and I'm about to have a son
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good guy that won't engage in that
horrible behavior. Yes, there were waves.

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I did not know this episode was
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was getting Facebook alerts as I was
watching episode six, which was the episode

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that Procedy just dies in the fourth
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I was. I was just what
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into I guess our thoughts later in
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my thoughts have been so heavy about
the back half of what we're covering.

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All in all, Episode six was
an interesting episode as well. I mean,

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I'm pretty sure Zarina was on Molly
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But anyway, yes, this is
you know I got. They could have

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buried this episode or cut it differently
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these topics and I can appreciate that
they just laid it out there. Yeah,

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so seminal Belowdeck, episode and down
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season, though I do fear as
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definitely not buried the lead. I
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of shit we forgot to mention.
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I'm gonna fix her up with someone, Harvey Weinstein. I'm gonna fix

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her up. Okay. I know
a guy who knows a guy who knows

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a guy who fucked him in jail, and they can hook him up to

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go. Okay, all right,
that is your match made in heaven.

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Is he plays this game all the
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I'm like, I don't want to
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riff on the game. But it
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people from you. With all the
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do not come from a culture where
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you perceive is more valuable than you, which is what I think is going

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on with Laura. It's really really
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I bring up one other thing?
Because it was I was reading through all

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the comments. I was kind of
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taken. There was some interesting takes. Someone had said, Gary King,

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who of course is the Boston on
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pants, his ass would be it
would be grass would be grass. Yeah,

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and it would and it would?
Did I did? I we're talking

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here, this is a safe space. Was that? Alright? What I

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said about Laura? I think I
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like I'm I'm not trying to say
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or anything. We're all friends here, man. Well, also, if

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we're wrong, and if in Latvia
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I'll recant it. Yeah. But
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like I don't why else would she
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I don't think she understood the situation
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whatever. And also because she's,
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think she's fucked up. Maybe I
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watch. Well, yeah, let's
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behavior because that's just not a that's
a dungenous place to go. That's already

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red meat Fiasco, wherein Serena has
fed tomahawks to people who do not like

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red meat. We've got to fix
though. Serena is putting together a few

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lobster tails and a corn cobs salad
for the guests. Now, this is

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not a salad of corn cut from
the cob. It's just a cobs salad

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with ribs of corn placed like some
kind of culinary massacre over a bed of

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lettuce. It was halves and halves
and halves of hard boiled eggs, and

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it was one of the more disgusting
things I've seen served on this deal.

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My wife, I know you're not
a fan of her cooking is famously you

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busted a balls to put an avocado
on a Caesar salad and you said,

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why are you being so cute?
Shari? Can I tell you something real

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quick? It wasn't just that the
pasta was cooked within an inch of its

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life. But I sat down at
a diner in Santa Barbara this weekend.

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I looked at the Caesar. I
said, I'm set in the Caesar,

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tomatoes, onions, avocado and black
olives. Sure you make that thing?

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I mean, what do we talk? What are we doing here? I

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ordered it. It was fine.
It was not a Caesar though, right,

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it was fraudulently well. The reason
I bring this up a shriek yelled

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at the TV. She doesn't yell
at the TV A lot she said,

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start cooking shrimp. When when Zarina
was walking around in circles. I think

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my wife felt that shrimp would at
least be the culinary band aid that would

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buy her a little time. As
of course, people love shrimp, they

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do, and it would have fallen
under I guess the any restrictions love,

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ye see? So from talking about
who doesn't love a good shrimp? Cocky,

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sit down? Oh yes, be
brave with the horse rash, you

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know what I mean? Yeah?
Oh I do. So. The other

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thing that happens is that she serves
the tomahawk perfectly cooked to somebody who does

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not want it to be perfectly cooked. The issue that I had with it

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was not the cook contrasting with what
he asked for, but it was rather

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she served him a piece of like
fat cap. You could just see it.

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It was just like, what Serena, are you on, Molly right

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now? What is going on?
And then she she sears it in a

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lukewarm, wet wet pant. I
mean the meat is graying. I was

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just like, get me out of
here. It was a nightmare dinner four

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pots. Now, perhaps there was
some distraction here, uh you know,

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I got to be even handed with
my judgment of captains that are spending a

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little too much time in the galley, Captain hot pants, if you're a

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listener, you can start moving some
furniture down there, because, yeah,

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you're gonna spending a lot of time
in that galley. Ye might as well

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be uh, the Florida Keys,
yeah, or Mammoth Lakes. Yeah.

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I don't know where people get time
shares. I think those two places.

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Yeah, Okay, I didn't know
what Yep, No, that's what I

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was doing. Yeah, yeah,
what if you can get a recliner down

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through those tight hallways, that'd be
pretty comfortable. He would make it work.

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I don't know. I don't think
he needs a recliner, No fucking

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hot, hot ass. He doesn't
want an atrophy. Maybe a medicine ball

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deflated and blow it up there,
that would be really good. About a

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flat panel? Yeah? What a
TV? Yeah? Patrick just completely missing

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the point because he can't I can't
see anything, all right. So one

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of the many little reasons why I
hate Laura, and I again think that

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it just comes from, you know, kind of cold war cultures colliding.

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She presents the meat to the man
once again. He says it's a little

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overdone, uh, you know,
being sarcastic, and she just looks at

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him like, what what do you? She just doesn't get it. I'm

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like, you would just suck to
be around you. Just you have no

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you have a weird sense of humor, your predatory You just make dog bowls.

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You just fucking suck. This weird
coup complex where you think that you're

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gonna be manning the vessel by yourself
in two weeks. You just shut the

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fuck up. God, it's nuts, and that steak did get sent back.

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Now it's nuts. It's nuts,
now, Captain Hotpants. He does

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bring up something that's really important.
True. I'm not sure if he says

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this is Zarina or us, but
he says, look, you can do

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a lot of things on a charter
as as far as service, but the

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food is what really propels that.
That tip. You can fucking leave glass

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on the teak someone can you know
their foot's fucking bleeding from it? You'd

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be like, hed hat, my
fucking foot amputating. Yeah, but that's

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why you have two legs, right
right, right right? That fucking those

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lamb pops or whatever the fuck those
would delt delicious. But you melted my

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silk dress that I specifically for my
birthday, melted by silk dress, almost

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drowned. I don't know how I
ended up five hundred feet away from the

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boat, but I did. That's
your fault. It happens if you just

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cake was delicious, if you just
chuck on crustables at people thought tip,

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that's not gonna work, all right, So well you love it uncrusted.

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I was gonna say I would give
you a thirty thousand dollars. Hayley,

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that's our pr person I think assigned
to us for this, Hayley. We

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wants Arena in here. I think
Dlan's gonna ask her if she's like talking

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to the walls or something, can
we have her on please? I want

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to understand what's going on. I
would actually love to get her on in

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here when she is on Molly.
Yeah, I would take Molly too.

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We'd have a crazy podcast. Yeah, I'd do it too. All right,

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So the cake is served, and
luckily these guests are so blacked out

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that this just fixes all errors of
the of the evening's disaster. When she

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sees the person smash the primary rene
smashed his friend's face in the cake Serena

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is horrified, and I would say
to Serena, they don't be horrified,

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be so unbelievably grateful, be the
most grateful. I would do this.

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I just keep smashing my face and
I go, fuck you, you didn't

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read the preference sheet that doing of
your fucking cake. Disrespect the cake,

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because she points out that she spent
all day making it like art and then

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it was so disrespected in two seconds
of it being delivered. I go,

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you deserve that. Hey, their
entire meal was ruined several seats, don't

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you think? Or is he entirely
in the right And as Patrick is repeatedly

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just smashing his head into the cake, saying fuck you, it's your fault,

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he's also shitting on the deck.
Yeah, you go. So that

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would be a fucking nightmare to serve. I'd be cool. I would just

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be like, this isn't a caesar. Try again. But I wouldn't defecate

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everywhere. One thing Fraser had pointed
out during this interview, and it's very

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juicy, and we'll get to it, is that the guest that below down

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he goes into Trump but like he
so much about that was so perfect.

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He was like it didn't make any
sense. He was like, it's very

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juicy. We'll get to it.
What do you mean, we'll get to

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it now when we dropped the episode, you can't wait for it, because

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he had said the charter guests that
they're having now is it's going through the

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carts. They'll do something. What
the fuck? All right? So Luke

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kicks things off with in a moose
bush of sexual assault. Early on in

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the first part of the first episode, he kisses her and while he's like

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touching her hair or something like that, yeah, he pulls he pulls one

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of his like close your eyes,
I'm gonna kiss you without your consent type

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things where he's like, hey,
look there's a there's a hair in there.

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And then he just fucking like shoves
her head in and it's one of

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those things where it's like, I
don't know you, and that was really

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strong you just did to my head, So don't do that anymore. And

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you know that if she had,
in that moment, had been like,

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hey, what the fuck, that's
not fucking cool, he'd be like,

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Oh my relax, mama, Oh
my god, You've got no idea.

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So much of him makes me feel
like the girl in the kid's seat Jiff,

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you know the Disneyland one. Yeah, just the he makes me feel

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but the last thing did I was
much more incense than the girl in the

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back seat on the way to die. Yeah. I was gonna say,

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he makes me feel like the girl
from Uh Girl with the dragon tattoo.

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I want to do to him what
she did to that man. That's what

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he makes me feel like. Yeah, so you're Rooney Mara and he's some

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kind of Scars guard. No,
no, no, he's the big,

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big fat man that pick you pig
or rapist or something. It was in

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the beginning of the movie. Yeah, yeah, okay, it's kind of

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the Yeah, it's a it's a
full circle. Okay. Cool. So

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next next day. Meanwhile, meanwhile
hot Pants is concerned looking at that thirty

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dollars app is a really nice app. Harry and Margot, Harry the nice

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guy, Margot. They missed their
coffee date. Zarina is going to attempt

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a Mexican bagel, which is not
a thing no I have, And it's

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it's so beautiful that someone who is
not of the jew would feel the same

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way, because when you see a
Mexican bagel, you just have to think

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you've gone too far. Also,
why isn't this just avocado toast because that's

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delicious? Yeah, and that's normal. Yeah, I know I wouldn't call

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it putting it on a bagel normal, but I mean, you know,

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we're doing a lot of frank and
foods these days. It makes it un

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normal to put it on the bagel. Yeah. Yeah, I would just

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say that. This is kind of
like, I don't know, it's it's

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like a chat GPT four thing.
It's just we've gone too far with this.

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We we this is this is not
an improvement, although they it's really

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helping people write letters. You know, I don't like the way this person

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acted on Slack, but I don't
know how to say it. I'm gonna

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go to chat GPT write me.
A sort of passive aggressive response to a

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co worker geared toward millennial mothers who
are fans of the new Barbie movie Yep

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and perfect boom bang bong boom.
Hey Rachel, I just want to tell

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you know, you're fucking cunt.
So I think I finished this. Meanwhile,

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Dale, so the weather really sucks
ass. So the exterior they all

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get together for a team meeting,
you know, and they come up with

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this great idea there are they're gonna
get the guests so drunk they forget how

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much this vacation sucks. Yeah,
yeah, well that's a that's a really

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really good plan. But yes,
the weather is really bad and we know

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that because of the thirty dollars app. Yes, And some would say,

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well, you just stand outside you
can tell that there's glass flying everywhere like

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grenades. But if you don't have
the app, you don't, you're missing

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a lot of stuff, you know
what I mean. The app is the

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why, not the what you know, and you need that sometimes. But

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continuing with the meanwhile, a lot
of Meanwhile, Laura isn't getting enough juice

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out of the line, and Asia
says this, her family aren't a lot

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more. No, Asia, they
make dog bowls. Nothing grows there.

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It's the land of potatoes and shit
and misogyny. That's it. And winters,

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cold, cold winters. They can't
make the dog bowls out of metal

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because I can't stack them. They'll
freeze together. Dog can't drink out of

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that. It's like a leaning tower
of pizza. Dog's not tall enough.

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No, he's not all right,
So arose kund Poio time they are doing

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a memorial for Renee's mother, and
on Serena's docket this evening, fresh off

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of I mean some real one flew
over the cuckoo's nest type shit is a

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dish that is very very important to
Latin Americans. To equate it to the

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Mexican bagel. If you try to
put smoked salmon on top of the rose

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kund poio, it's not gonna work. No, not plates are gonna fly.

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So I'm worried. First, No, polo, she called it polo.

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She called it polo. I'm an
idiot. Yeah, I pronounce things

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wrong all the time. Right,
you give me ship for it, and

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she's gonna get shipped for this.
Also, she is a fucking deer in

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the headlights. When I believe it's
Sandra, the cole primary who's married to

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Renee, whose mother they will be
doing the memorial for, walks down politely

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into the galley. Oh hey,
just checking on. Uh we got this

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all together right, because you sucked
up dinner last night. Zarina seems truly

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confused. Yeah, yeah, she
does look shell shot, yeah a lot

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so often. Yeah, yeah,
Kermit's like, look at it. I

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think she does. She opens that
door, though, and Zarina goes high,

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beautiful, you look like you're crying. No, it's I think it's

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getting all the bad stuff out of
my eyes, you know, the bad

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00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:45,640
stuff. Yeah, yeah, I
think because my eyes were swollen all day,

406
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,400
I couldn't see. I shouldn't have
been driving my car. I could

407
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,720
have killed people today. You know, I gotta provide for my family,

408
00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:57,880
and I'm starting to fill a captain
underpants. I know, yes, the

409
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,640
bad stuff seems like an ominous kind
of antagonist of Captain under Oh, I

410
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,480
think the swelling's going down, tell
it all right. So meanwhile, meanwhile,

411
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:10,720
we're just trying to get to the
rape. That's it. Oh god,

412
00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:18,240
no, you'll be You'll give him
ikey angry Adams getting se sick.

413
00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:26,559
We're this son of a bitch,
someone allergic to fucking cotton candy working at

414
00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:29,039
a carnival or something like. Get
out of here. They're throwing up Where

415
00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:34,839
kids are your fucking dumbass. You
can't be on these vessels. You throw

416
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:40,960
up every four hours they're playing customers. Vomit has a very very very very

417
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:45,079
very pungent odor to it. You
smell from like forty ft away. The

418
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,039
pH of the thing is like five. I mean, it's just unbelievably acidic.

419
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,720
I don't know if it's up or
down. I don't know. Five's

420
00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:55,960
right, but it's stings anyway.
He needs to go, No, he

421
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,720
doesn't. And one of the many
things of this episode is just how confused

422
00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:04,519
I am about angry Adam, because
he is such a mench this entire episode,

423
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,880
but on the past three three episodes
he's been like bacon, egg and

424
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,759
cheese, so I'll pay a cat
shop like but like really like that all

425
00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:16,799
the time about safety and then that
breakfast sandwich. You know, yeah,

426
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:22,680
all right, So we're going to
do Cuba tonight. Laura is going to

427
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:29,559
help Asia not fail in front of
these guests. Once again, Laura shut

428
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:35,599
the fuck up. Now there was
one I generally can't stand her. I

429
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,920
generally don't like the trope of beating
the clock and also like the boat docking.

430
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:45,960
But I did appreciate fifty minutes until
to cook. Yeah, she had

431
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,039
fifty minutes when the provisioner has handed
her that polo. Yeah yeah, yeah,

432
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,799
She's like, how long does the
polo take to cook? And just

433
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,799
in the nick of time? Yeah, it was like, whatever the part

434
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,519
one of the eighteenth an Impossible Movies. All right, so we get provisions

435
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:07,400
and the dinner goes over great,
Thank god. This is a rustic dish

436
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:14,839
because it was plated with It was
plated in a very commissary kind of way.

437
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,960
You know, it was plated in
a way that looked like a child

438
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,480
without hands would put food on a
plate. That's how it was. Yeah.

439
00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:25,880
Yeah, you remember when we went
to that sports camp and we got

440
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,960
bullied as kids. Do you remember
how they used ice cream Scoopers all the

441
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,440
time for all of our food there. That's what it looked like. Yes,

442
00:33:34,519 --> 00:33:37,000
So Zerina stopped using ice cream Scoopers. It's not a way to plate

443
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:43,359
food. Laura is focusing on Adam
now. Her tactic is to show Adam

444
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:51,960
attention and see how he responds spoiler
alert very negatively and categorically. So but

445
00:33:52,000 --> 00:34:01,599
it turns out that that doesn't matter
nope, because her real tactic is to

446
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:09,000
suck the meaning out of the word
no, like some evil vacuum. Yeah,

447
00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:14,480
vacuum over. There's really mean.
Yeah, I won't take no for

448
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,400
an answer. How are you doing
you? Okay? Yeah, yeah,

449
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:21,679
I'm feeling better now. The thought
of an evil vacuum is very funny,

450
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,440
like a household apliance that it's like, I know that you don't want me

451
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,239
to get. I'm gonna get that
cord. I'm gonna get that court.

452
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,639
Yeah, Captain underpan stelling, Yeah
once again? Did you put like an

453
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:32,800
ointment underneath your eyes or anything?
No? I think that's the secretion of

454
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,599
tears coming out of my eyes.
Okay. Do you see the swelling going

455
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,920
down? No? No, not
down? Yeah, because we've just been

456
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,280
here the whole time, so we
haven't seen you earlier this morning. It

457
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:47,920
looks like you need many ice packs
and a lot of benadrille or a little

458
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:53,480
a little pouch or sack for your
newspapers. Yeah, and a bike.

459
00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:57,719
Yeah. Well, I'll tell you
what. This is a great opportunity to

460
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,760
plug our YouTube bad tea v podcast
on YouTube. You can watch the video

461
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,840
of and see if you're as disgusted
with my appearance is Dylan and Ruby are

462
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,440
ye? You will be? Kaalen, you're grossed out? Right? Kayalen?

463
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,280
I got a hat out? Okay, all right, so we get

464
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,079
to the memorial first. I love
how Kermit had to ask, do you

465
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,239
still want to do the memorial?
Yeah? No, shit, she handed

466
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,519
you a fucking painting of this dead
lady. Like three hours later. The

467
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:29,440
tonight is not the night to speak
ill of Kermit. I did think it

468
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,800
was good. Don't speak ill of
Kermit tonight. It's you know, the

469
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:37,320
only time this is like the producers
keep cutting to Margo drinking and I'm like,

470
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480
what are you are we doing this
this episode? Why do we have

471
00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:45,679
to do this this episode? M
Well, ridiculous, Bravo, Come on,

472
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,719
Asia's our queen. But when they're
all standing there and she goes,

473
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,239
hey did she when did she die? You're like, oh, Asia,

474
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,480
don't don't start she passed? Hey, when she says something stupid call of

475
00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:59,920
Kermit, you know, okay,
all right. So the memorial is very

476
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:06,800
very heartwarming and very sad. He
was homeless and she kept him alive and

477
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:13,679
loved enough to become a success later
in life. Just really sweet. Yeah,

478
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,079
and he really loved her. He
loved her so much. And tradition

479
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:19,880
is really important. My wife and
I want to definitely keep that going in

480
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,679
our family. You know, things
like this dead mom cook the same meal

481
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,159
every year, teach the children about
the importance of family. Yeah, it's

482
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:30,440
really nice. So when you die. They're gonna have turkey sandwiches. Oh

483
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,880
wow, I never thought about that. Yeah, maybe they'll erect like a

484
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,199
statue like with me eating a turkey
sandwich or something. I don't know.

485
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:42,880
It's like a little painting there,
you go. Hey, can we get

486
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,719
to Angry Adam If we have any
artists out there and they want to send

487
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:53,519
us a nice Christmas friends a painting
of Patra you know, now in the

488
00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:59,239
undying lands, very happy eating a
turkey sandwich. That would be all world

489
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,519
all right, So say, oh, yeah, well I want to get

490
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:07,880
to Angry Adam. Laura continues to
put on the full court press on Angry

491
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,079
Adam, and she before you get
there, can I really you're passing up

492
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:14,440
the Culver and Serena thing. And
I'll just sound like a quick point about

493
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,639
Culver and Serena. This is why
I don't And I struggle with this,

494
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,920
like, uh, you know,
it's gross behavior. But Culver's not an

495
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:28,079
angel. Someone else comes on the
boat and he's been flirting with Serena.

496
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:30,840
But he goes there talking about the
trailer that we see at the end of

497
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,360
episode. Yeah, okay, but
the groundwork is being laid here for him

498
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,360
to look like an asshole, and
he's done this before, and I feel

499
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,920
like it's more of like a lovey
kind of love sick emotional manipulation type thing

500
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,760
that he does, which is just
he just keeps irons hot and it's kind

501
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:53,400
of tortuous. What he's doing with
Serena is it's like shit or get off

502
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,400
the pot, dude. I'm not
saying that they need to have sex with

503
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,400
each other right now, although they
see there are Sea writes they probably should.

504
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:06,239
But he just does this lukewarm thing
with women, and he keeps them

505
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,639
on on hooks. He did it
with Bertini, who's named Bertini. I

506
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:15,599
have not hid in my annoyance with
Culver. He's very, very annoying.

507
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:17,559
I'm trying to find a creative name
with that CEO. We call him butter

508
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:21,800
boy, Yeah, butterboy, But
I want something like more like hurtful,

509
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,280
you know, because I just think
his whole thing is a CEO co chief

510
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:30,719
asshole office there. I'm all right, it's a work in progress, we're

511
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:35,239
workshop. What do you mean that's
but his well, chief asshole office star

512
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,679
I thought was good. He's not
so much an asshole as he's more of

513
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:43,559
just a the way we can do
with that. There's a lot that you

514
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,480
can do there, though bad there
is. I thought when you said Ceo

515
00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:50,480
that you wanted to call him cow
and I was like, that's that really

516
00:38:50,519 --> 00:38:53,840
doesn't work. He's quite fit,
all right, angry, angry out all

517
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,480
right. So Laura is obsessed with
this guy at least right now. Okay,

518
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,440
she should have checked out his dating
profile. You know how people they

519
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,199
put in a their you know,
like long walks on the beach, dog

520
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:10,760
lover, you know, yogur whatnot. I looked up his day he put

521
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:17,360
he listened under his interests, punching
walls in a blind rage. I love

522
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:22,599
him, packing, get through his
jokes, complaining about people get this one

523
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:28,920
and being angry. Yeah, it's
like it's like Charlie setting up a dating

524
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:38,760
profile milksteak. Uh So, yeah, Laura wants to change nights and change

525
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:46,119
shifts. This moment right here is
when Asha finally kind of I don't know

526
00:39:46,159 --> 00:39:53,039
if she discovers or just pulls the
sword from the stune, but she she

527
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:59,239
acts with the confidence that authority can
give you. You don't need to be

528
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,000
an asshole, but there should be
this calm comfort to the fact that you

529
00:40:02,119 --> 00:40:09,280
have an authority over someone. This
cool, collected sniper attitude she has towards

530
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:14,239
Laura is what she needed to be
from the beginning. It's still early on

531
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,920
in the season, so it hasn't
taken her in eternity. But right now

532
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,760
she's just Teflondon to Laura, and
Laura is not fucking happy about No.

533
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:28,119
I think we're seeing a management style
start to evolve here in Kermit. Yeah,

534
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:30,760
that was not there before. Yes, I also think that Kermit has

535
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,920
limits. Like if you go to
your boss and you say, listen,

536
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,559
I really want to be on a
different shift because I'm flirting with this guy,

537
00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:42,760
can you take the ship shift?
Your boss? Hopefully we'll say,

538
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,119
I don't know who the fuck you
think you are, But no, no,

539
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,920
I can't do that. And the
lime juice is less of an egregious

540
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,559
thing. Way less, yeah,
way less? All right, So let's

541
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:55,320
get to the guests departing. Oh
well, I hold on, we gotta

542
00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:01,519
get to Zarina recounting having a boyfriend
that's so bored she forgets he exists.

543
00:41:02,119 --> 00:41:05,360
That's her words, that's her words. I was like, can you imagine

544
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,880
her coming home on a different date
with a different guy? And they call

545
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:13,360
sack you up. And then it's
like, did you forget I exist?

546
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:16,559
Yeah, it's right, should I
be less boring? It's right out of

547
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:22,000
fleabag. It's just you come.
You just forget that the person's there and

548
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:24,679
you've just been cheating on them for
a year. I'm so tired of balls

549
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:35,000
being around this. Serena is fucking
hilarious. She's so hilarious. She is

550
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:44,280
she's just putting eggs on lettuce for
dinner. But an invaluable member of this

551
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,760
group, as we'll see in the
second episode, m all right, ribs

552
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:58,280
are guests apart, so fun,
These people, so patient, so not

553
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:06,400
concerned with the standard of quality they
were receiving, and they depart in the

554
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:13,239
best way ever. Two envelopes,
one for the vacation and one for an

555
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,639
arm wrestling match in which Hot Captain
clearly attempted to cheat. What I mean,

556
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:21,360
you're not supposed to lift your elbow
off the table and he also used

557
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,360
his free arm to gain leverage.
That's cheating. No, in the pro

558
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,320
circuit, you have something that you
grab onto to gain leverage. They don't

559
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:34,800
want people's elbows getting dislocated. So
you know nothing about our elbow lift up

560
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,519
from the table. I think he
was using a little wedge and if he

561
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:43,360
ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
But his wrist was getting broken and broken

562
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,920
and broken, and there was nothing
that he could do. He said in

563
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,639
a kuoy way. I let him
win, but I think we all know

564
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:54,960
that, however powerful, however thick
of a cock Jason is. You know,

565
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,559
it's just a it's a painful thing
about age. You know, these

566
00:42:58,599 --> 00:43:01,800
young bucks come in and they just
say yet you know that's it? Yes,

567
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:07,199
yes, moving, What did you
think about this arm wrestling match?

568
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:14,159
All right, let's get to the
tip meeting? Oh yes, oh yeah,

569
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,960
Adam gets angry, Adam gets the
fucking helmet. Twenty five grand for

570
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:22,679
two days. Yeah, that's I
rounded up twenty one. It's quite a

571
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:29,280
haul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm considering working on one of these

572
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,320
boats. That's pretty much it.
Why do you see how Quinton is?

573
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:37,239
And then yeah, if you need
a vacation, you can go work on

574
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:42,920
one of these honey. It's for
the podcast. Well, I'm pretty sure

575
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,960
we can now given what I've learned
from our interview at Fraser, which we

576
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:50,679
drop in a couple of weeks and
it's a must listen to. I can

577
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,760
afford to be on this. VACA
should know. But I'm concerned that they'd

578
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:59,639
have one of these assholes start cutting
to our podcasts talking shit about these people

579
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,760
and then playing it to staff and
make it real uncomfortable for us. Okay,

580
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,599
that's my concerns. You're shrouded in
darkness. I can't I can't see

581
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,079
dark dark, little newspaper. He
looks like he looks like a little newspaper

582
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:15,599
boy in Sin City. Right.
You know I'm doing this for you,

583
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:20,280
not for me. Okay, all
right, let's get to the night out.

584
00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:24,000
Okay. Adam has said no,
no, no, no, no,

585
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,880
no no that many times, probably
times many to Laura, and he

586
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,639
told her he throw off the fucking
Brooklyn Bridge if she kept it up because

587
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,719
she is relentless. Yeah yeah,
yeah. He's like, you know what

588
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:43,440
a concrete boat is? Damn stupid. No, I'm serious, you know

589
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,719
what a concrete boat is. I
wanted to love you, he actually said,

590
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:50,880
and I don't think he was kidding. He said he would actually rather

591
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:53,960
his balls be smashed with a rubber
mallet than to have sex with her.

592
00:44:54,039 --> 00:45:01,239
You're better than that, no you? Oh there was this scene where Luke

593
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:07,679
is sitting down with Asia, and
it made me feel so bad for Asia.

594
00:45:08,159 --> 00:45:12,719
It's like when you see someone cornered
by a dumb person or a drunk

595
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,599
you're just like, God, I
wish I could take that pain from them.

596
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:21,119
He's like, when I get drunk, I just think with my dick,

597
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:27,639
and she's like, oh, well, fascinating. Tell me more.

598
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:35,519
Oh my god, this fucking guy
the confidence to think that anyone would give

599
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:40,320
a fuck about you talking about what
you think like when you're drunk and trying

600
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:46,280
to fuck somebody. I can't think
of something more uninteresting. Maybe doubt Nabby,

601
00:45:46,599 --> 00:45:53,559
Probably not though, No, so
the sea rats really turn it up.

602
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,920
Luke acquires a plant somehow. Yeah, well, I was gonna say

603
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,920
so before we got the acquired a
plant. Harry wants to take a stroll

604
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,960
on the beach with Margo and then
she says, I'm too drunk. That's

605
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,000
the first time we kind of hear
that, and she's kind of sitting at

606
00:46:07,039 --> 00:46:12,760
the table, and then we get
an this is where production and editing kind

607
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,679
of play with your mind a little
bit. They cut to her doing interview

608
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:21,320
where she says she really would like
the nice guy, but she's more attracted

609
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,039
to the bad boys or something to
that effect, which was weird how that

610
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:28,920
was kind of sewn into this narrative
right here, given what takes place,

611
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,039
you know, I guess an hour
later. Yeah, I bet she had

612
00:46:32,119 --> 00:46:37,280
said that in an interview earlier,
because there's no way that she would reflect.

613
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,199
This is why nice guys need to
have more riz to protect people from

614
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,599
bad boys, because when you act
like a Hey Arnold character, there's just

615
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:47,639
nothing she can do. You know, wouldn't it have been nice if he

616
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,599
Harry kicked down that door and just
punched Luke in the face. That had

617
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:57,159
been great. Yeah, I feel
like he would have gotten his ass kick.

618
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,519
I don't think so. Luke is
pretty drunk. Yeah, that's true.

619
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:04,760
Anyway, So this is the van
ride. Barry seems like you'd fight

620
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,480
like a giraffe though yep, yep, oh, you know he would.

621
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,760
He's never never been hit or hit
and he would do like like little like

622
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,199
like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right,

623
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,039
so this is the first time.
Again, I don't know if most people

624
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,679
look. I know, people were
really in the blowdeck and they kind of

625
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,840
read all the redded boards and everything
they kind of know what's coming up.

626
00:47:24,119 --> 00:47:27,920
I, as I viewer, had
no clue. I thought this was going

627
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,800
to be a typical Sea Rat Jacuzzi
night. I kind of had a feeling

628
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:38,360
that he just with a I thought
that he had physically like I thought that

629
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,239
he had punched somebody or there was
some big fight or something and it got

630
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,239
really bad. But oh, you
were seeing like the trails, seeing Asia

631
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,039
cry to Captain Jason, I was
like, what the fuck is that?

632
00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:57,840
And what it was was sexual assault. So when they get back to the

633
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,280
boat, Asha's defense systems the iron
can we point on one thing. So

634
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:07,679
on the van ride back, Margo
is clearly and all you're ready, You're

635
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:12,599
you're not even gonna go eat a
bowl of ramen. Directly to bed do,

636
00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:17,480
we ordered Taco Bell and you were
excited about it. Now you cannot.

637
00:48:17,559 --> 00:48:21,159
You ordered five k casey as we
said, you're not going to eat

638
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:25,960
those insisted? You insisted. This
is when Asha's ears perk up, and

639
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,800
I forgot what she said to him
in the van. I think a couple

640
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,920
of our listeners they had said my
wife actually said she wanted to rewatch the

641
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:37,320
episode. Oh there are so many
I watched it twice. There's so many

642
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:47,159
little horrifying breadcrumbs that go the grossest
of which was she's blacked out in his

643
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:53,840
lap in the back of the van
and he says something about later. Asha

644
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:59,519
says, like, you're not getting
any tonight, and he looks at her,

645
00:48:59,679 --> 00:49:05,199
and he looks up at Asia and
he says later, really, I

646
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:12,719
yes. So because of that and
because of just working with him and being

647
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,519
around him for a while, Asha's
iron dome is up, and she is

648
00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:22,760
very protective of Margo because she can
see that he is going to likely try

649
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:30,239
something that is illegal. Criminal,
yeah, criminal. So I guess we'll

650
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,960
get into what would be part seven
now, and I think it's gonna be

651
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,320
a little different because no, no, no, because the episode ends with

652
00:49:35,559 --> 00:49:39,800
this, and it begins and picks
up at the same spot. But this,

653
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,320
yeah, well we'll get into the
next episode right here. But episode

654
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:54,320
six ends with that actual act,
which is he producers try and intervene.

655
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:59,320
At this point, Asha's in the
hallway. Well, the power had gone

656
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,480
out, which is a whole other
weird kind of factor in this some kind

657
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,960
of recapping it like our antlin right
now, don't you think, Well,

658
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,440
I'm just saying the episode ended with
the power going out, which was just

659
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,880
kind of that extra third so weirdness, that's the thing. Yeah, and

660
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:19,719
then uh, and then some of
our Facebook group had thought that he may

661
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,880
have used that not obviously not turned
the power off, but use that to

662
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,840
his advantage to then sneak away into
Margo's cabin at that point because everyone was

663
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,079
busy trying to see what was going
on with the poem. And I don't

664
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,719
come out that he did that.
Well, no, I don't think he

665
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,559
turned off the power because he was
clearly not near anything that j but the

666
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,639
oh, you're saying, the idea
that he'd say, this is my opportunity

667
00:50:43,639 --> 00:50:46,800
to everybody's busy doing this. This
is a lot of assumptions here, but

668
00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:50,599
a lot of people talk about it
in the Facebook. Yeah, assumptions we

669
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,599
need not whether the lights were on, whether the lights were off. He

670
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:02,159
leaves the jacuzzi with some either evil
or dumb, or a combination of both,

671
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:07,519
impulse to go and have set what
when you combine those words, it's

672
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:15,360
devil, I'm me or double yeah, both of those. Wow. Yeah,

673
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,480
So how do you guys want to
break this down? We obviously there

674
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:23,280
was a clear, you know the
various steps of this and the actual event

675
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,519
and how everything was dealt with it. How do you guys want to can

676
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:30,199
we talk about just can you and
I talk really quickly? Sure, he's

677
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,519
aunt Lynn right now. I'm well, I just want to be very delicate

678
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:36,960
and I want to be delicate and
respectful about the subject matter. Yeah,

679
00:51:37,079 --> 00:51:38,760
not fuck it out. No,
No, I would say, if you're

680
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:44,400
remotely triggered by anything, you should
turn the episode off now because we're going

681
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,840
to discuss it at length. Yes, we're going to discuss it at length

682
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,280
right now. And also, Bravo, somebody mentioned this. I don't know

683
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,639
if it was in our Facebook group
everywhere. Hey, Bravo. Pat was

684
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:59,440
blown away that this happened. And
he's never been sexually assaulted or raped,

685
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:02,599
So why don't you let people know
that this is coming in the episode,

686
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:07,239
just in case somebody's gone through something
like this before. I mean, my

687
00:52:07,599 --> 00:52:12,960
god, they put trigger warnings on
there, put everything might like there will

688
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,880
be masks shown in this segment,
So if you have smoking, yeah,

689
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,559
exactly. If there are trigger warnings
at the beginning of ridiculousness, there should

690
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,400
be a trigger warning on this episode. Rob deared it, took to Twitter

691
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,840
this morning and was like, yo, yo, get your fucking take your

692
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:34,519
p's and q's from us. Okay. So what happens is Margo is placed

693
00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:38,800
in bed by Asia and the production
after saying I just want my bed and

694
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:46,159
water. No Luke, no Luke, definitively no Luke, and Luke with

695
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:52,800
the devil's impulse, goes downstairs,
takes off his clothes and bum rushes her

696
00:52:52,880 --> 00:53:01,159
room. It's filmed in as horrifying
away. The horrifying nature. The way

697
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:07,800
that it's filmed mirrors what he's doing, Like there's this descent kind of filming.

698
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:12,840
He looks like a monster when he's
up there, like, and he's

699
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,400
angry. He's very indignant when production
I think it was at least two knocks

700
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:23,480
at the door or two tries.
He is visibly angry, how dare you?

701
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:29,599
Yeah, try and prevent me from
doing what I want to do right

702
00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:32,559
now? Yeah. And then they
also at one point he's like, they're

703
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:35,400
like, Luke, buddy, you
gotta go, you gotta go, and

704
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,880
they're pretty nice about it. And
he was like, she's flying, Mago.

705
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,000
You a nine to nine or a
ten out of ten, and she

706
00:53:39,079 --> 00:53:45,880
was like, fucking yeah that line
too, that like last stitch effort to

707
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:54,320
manufacture some kind of entryway for his
fucking dumb dick. Yeah, are you

708
00:53:54,360 --> 00:54:00,239
a ten out of ten or you
a nine out of ten? What are

709
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:07,960
you doing? What kind of I'm
like, demonic fucking shit are you trying

710
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:12,960
to accomplish right now? And your
comfortability with it is disturbing to a degree

711
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,239
that it makes a lot of people
feel as though this is something that you've

712
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:19,760
done before, or that this is
something that you deem okay to do.

713
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,440
Can I jump off that for a
second. Yeah, So a younger less

714
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:28,199
i'd say, evolved me when I
heard like a stat I think there's like

715
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,320
fifteen years ago that said, did
you know that one in six women will

716
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:37,480
be sexually assaulted by the time they're
thirty or something. My younger brain was

717
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:44,079
always like, this is how dumb
mailes think. Oh, there's a bunch

718
00:54:44,119 --> 00:54:46,800
of serial killers out there that jump
from the bushes because you have this version

719
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:52,320
of what you think of sexual assaulted
and in reality, Sorry, there's supposed

720
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,079
to be a comedy podcast, but
we're talking real here. Forget the comedy.

721
00:54:55,239 --> 00:55:02,840
Yes, it's this is what sexual
assault generally is yeah, is someone

722
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:12,519
incapacitated unable to to uh sorry,
what's the word of any agency consent?

723
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,880
And then this happens, and then
and then the female wakes up the next

724
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:22,679
morning absolutely confused by what transpired.
And there's also there's Listen, people get

725
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:29,239
drunk and they hook up, and
they might regret doing it, but there

726
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:36,880
is a line the width of the
fucking United States of America when it comes

727
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:43,199
to somebody who is literally passed out, and if you go through the machinations

728
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:47,480
and the steps to cross it,
you are as angry Adam would say,

729
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,199
a fucking piece of shit? Right? Can we bring up a couple things

730
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:53,880
there? I think it's been covered
quite a bit, but at least kind

731
00:55:53,880 --> 00:56:00,719
of laid down. She at this
point has openly thwarted any invitation for this

732
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,599
guy to be in her because we've
watched the show for five years, this

733
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,679
show, and I'd like to discuss
this a little. There's plenty of messy

734
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:14,320
hooking up. She was so definitive
about definitive about no drunk. She's only

735
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,920
known this idiot for a week and
a half. This isn't a and by

736
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,800
the way, it wouldn't be right
even if it was someone that she's engaged

737
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,920
in these acts. Four again,
let me make sure this is concrete.

738
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:30,760
That still wouldn't make it right.
But him completely naked and then hopping in

739
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:37,599
that bed uninvited. These are all
facts of this for anybody. And by

740
00:56:37,639 --> 00:56:42,039
the way, I haven't really seen
anybody out there kind of in some weird

741
00:56:42,079 --> 00:56:46,679
position trying to the only person that
has done that is him with his weird

742
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:52,400
Instagram posts showing off his abs.
Hey, nobody gives a shit about your

743
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:58,760
fucking abs. Okay, hopefully they
can protect you in prison or not protect

744
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,559
you, but nobody gives a fuck
about your body. Nobody gives a fuck

745
00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:07,559
about your opinion on the matter.
You're a scumbag. And this this kind

746
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:12,239
of thinking, which is this you
talk about how he doesn't really know her,

747
00:57:12,519 --> 00:57:20,760
they're essentially strangers. It's this misogynistic
kind of entitlement where he is like

748
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,360
Richie rich to women. He's just
like you, this is mine, this

749
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:30,320
belongs to me, right. It's
I don't get how people can think like

750
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,880
I'm gonna make an assumption and this
is just Pat talking out of his ass.

751
00:57:35,719 --> 00:57:42,079
I don't think this is his first
rodeo, and perhaps this might inspire

752
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:45,559
some people to come out of the
woodwork. I hopefully. Yeah, sorry,

753
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:51,159
I know that's a major assumption.
I just this seemed a little too

754
00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:52,920
normal, even for a drunk par
You know how they always say a drunk

755
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,519
person, God, I feel like
I'm being inappropriate right now of me.

756
00:57:55,639 --> 00:58:00,800
No, you're not being inappropriate.
It's just the they amplify your your the

757
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:05,719
darker sides of yourself, and some
people are darker than others. There's a

758
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,639
saying that the drunk person does with
the or says with the sober person thinks,

759
00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:15,199
and sometimes the drunk person's actions,
almost like just muscle memory, are

760
00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:20,079
what the real person does. Major
assumptions. Can I talk? And if

761
00:58:20,119 --> 00:58:25,599
you guys want to think, I
don't even think about this a lot today.

762
00:58:25,679 --> 00:58:30,679
I haven't. It's stupid. This
is a stupid television show. And

763
00:58:30,719 --> 00:58:34,599
I have to tell you this is
something that definitely I hate. But it's

764
00:58:34,639 --> 00:58:38,800
a big thing, though, because
you don't get to see this kind of

765
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:45,239
dumb evil, devil evil played out
in front of you all the time,

766
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:50,280
like it's it's not something that we
are privy to knowing and we should know

767
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,320
it more. Unfortunately, people experience
this on a very personal level. But

768
00:58:53,360 --> 00:59:00,559
it's like somebody putting GHB in someone's
drink, like how the fuck? Well,

769
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,960
as as just a normal person,
you you wonder how anyone could ever

770
00:59:06,159 --> 00:59:08,559
do that, But men like this
exists. But then when you say men

771
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,360
like that, like, if I
were to seriously, seriously sit down with

772
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,440
you, any of your friends,
any of the men in my life and

773
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:20,239
describe the situation to them, every
single one of them would say this is

774
00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:24,239
disturbingly not okay, and the just
no, all across the board, this

775
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:28,960
is this is criminal, this is
fucking creepy, and this is not okay.

776
00:59:29,239 --> 00:59:34,239
He doesn't seem to think that way, and he genuinely believes that this

777
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,360
is like understanding and you and you
know that if she were to have woken

778
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,239
up in the morning and gone to
Asia and freaked out, if they had

779
00:59:40,239 --> 00:59:43,840
sex and been like I was really
drunk and I don't know what happened,

780
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,079
that he would have been like like
I don't know what the fucker problem is,

781
00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:47,840
Like, maga, why don't you
talk to me? Then like why

782
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:51,320
didn't you say that you weren't comfortable
with it? So I'm supposed to know

783
00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:55,559
how and let's say this categorically,
and this is an assumption that I can

784
00:59:55,639 --> 01:00:02,320
make. Categorically, no one stepped
in, she would have been raped.

785
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:07,239
I'm pretty fucking sure that if no
one stepped in, she was getting raped.

786
01:00:07,519 --> 01:00:13,039
Right, I agree with you.
Yeah, I want to talk about

787
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:16,679
something jump off what Ruby said,
something about we have to get to muskrat

788
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:24,320
Laura at some point, the idea
of his mindset. Now, I'm not

789
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:30,519
gonna blame the show for this,
but I do want Dylan and I have

790
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:35,079
been covering this show for five years, and I talked about this with him

791
01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:37,400
on the phone earlier. To the
industry, it's not just the show,

792
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:43,480
oh oh, covers the industry.
Yeah, this industry is a vestige of

793
01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:51,199
the past. It is much more
mimics the freewheeling sixties. These mad men,

794
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,440
you know, slap a woman on
the ass, and hey, you

795
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:58,480
know she she was drinking all night
with none of the crystal and none of

796
01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:01,519
the three piece suits. Right,
And as we've covered, that makes it

797
01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:07,480
better the crystal Well okay, yeah, this show is very much if you

798
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:08,159
if you think about it, and
there are a lot of young people that

799
01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:14,599
work on these boats, and I'm
not convinced necessarily that the industry as a

800
01:01:14,639 --> 01:01:20,239
whole is what we see on below
deck. They they have a very specific

801
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:25,320
kind of vertical of what they cover, but it much, very much mimics

802
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:30,280
what I would consider a very dangerous
environment. And they've been very lucky,

803
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:34,920
which is young people in their twenties. It's almost like college right there.

804
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:40,280
There's uh dormitories right where you have
mixed sexes sleeping right next to each other,

805
01:01:40,599 --> 01:01:45,719
alcohol, a hierarchy of older kids. You know, generally the department

806
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:51,719
heads are in most cases in older
male And they have been very lucky that

807
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,679
this is the first time that they've
got here, because as Dylan I have

808
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:59,079
covered it for five years, they
run rubbed right up against that line.

809
01:01:59,639 --> 01:02:04,239
We've many times seeing shocking that this
hasn't happened to this degree to get to

810
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,440
hear I mean, we've witnessed just
drunkenness of like not taken away from sexual

811
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:15,039
assault, just people almost injuring themselves
because they're fucking wasted yea on these vessels.

812
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:22,280
But but and it's also and losing. The quality of this show is

813
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:27,960
nothing compared to Margot's, you know. And by the way, we've spoken

814
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,960
to Margot and I think she does
listen, Margot, We're there for you.

815
01:02:30,679 --> 01:02:35,119
Oh my god, of course.
Sorry, I'm I'm undecided. But

816
01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:40,760
yeah, the thing about this is
like, this is the person at the

817
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:45,840
baseball stadium that throws the glass bottle
onto the field and now we've got to

818
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,920
drink out of shitty aluminum. Okay, So your point is, Dylan,

819
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:55,360
we covered the sea rat shit.
Don't do the thing where yes, it's

820
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,320
they rubbed right up against the line. But again, like I said,

821
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:06,239
the line is so thick. The
fact that Luke and Laura have to be

822
01:03:07,239 --> 01:03:13,599
pulled away from criminality as though they
are at some kind of fucking summer camp

823
01:03:14,119 --> 01:03:21,000
by these producers is just disgusting.
It's like, there's so much allotted on

824
01:03:21,039 --> 01:03:24,519
this show. There's such a long
leash because they're all adults. But when

825
01:03:24,519 --> 01:03:27,800
you do this kind of shit,
I mean, I don't. You can't

826
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,519
do anything else but fire them.
But maybe screen better, Maybe let's not

827
01:03:30,639 --> 01:03:39,119
have fucking homophobic, misogynistic Eastern European
spies who put corn on top of chips

828
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:42,440
on the show. Like, let's
just not do this, because Dylan,

829
01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:45,519
what you're kind of bringing up is
all right. So the love the why

830
01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:50,159
people like this show, it's debauchery. It's debauchery. Also, for whatever

831
01:03:50,199 --> 01:03:53,360
reason, from an evolution standpoint,
all us married people we love to watch

832
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:59,840
hookup culture on TV and that's really
fun. And sometimes in order to lubricate

833
01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:03,760
the freeness of that, it's there's
alcohol involved, and yes, we don't

834
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:10,639
want the show ruined, but it's
at the same time, covering this industry

835
01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:15,280
the way it's it's covered it is
it's we're kind of turning a blind eye

836
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,159
to some stuff that's like this environment
is dangerous. Well, the Bachelor literally

837
01:04:19,199 --> 01:04:21,800
did this and then like the next
day they were like, Okay, so

838
01:04:23,199 --> 01:04:25,480
we don't really know how to say
this, but somebody was really fucked up

839
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,960
and kind of raped and we're really
sorry. And then everyone was like,

840
01:04:28,119 --> 01:04:30,960
oh no, and then they be
well that sucks. Anyways, can I

841
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,159
get a margarita? Wells, give
me a margarita so I can tell you

842
01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:38,159
what they did actually that night,
we gotta wait seven minutes. Yeah,

843
01:04:38,159 --> 01:04:43,000
so they instituted a basically they producers
watch them. There were only allotted certain

844
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,599
how many certain drinks in the day. I think obviously to prevent things like

845
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:50,679
that, right, like that can't
happen in below, and you won't cast

846
01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:54,639
the show. They're all drunks.
You won't get anybody on board if they

847
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:59,639
can't binge drinks, so you know, all right, So we're transitioned to

848
01:04:59,639 --> 01:05:03,079
the next episode. There's a candid
shot of jellyfish and then they just smash

849
01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:10,760
cut to this horror really bizarre.
But after Luke has pulled off of Margo,

850
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:16,079
confident, Laura walks in calls Luke
honey, I think, and then

851
01:05:16,679 --> 01:05:20,320
Asia heads into Margo's bed. Margo
says that she didn't consent to him being

852
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:25,039
in there, and then Laura goes
on a full on attack. They have

853
01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:30,800
to pull Laura off of Adam and
it's it's obviously the dynamic is very,

854
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,360
very different, given given that he
could beat the ship out of her,

855
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:41,159
but and he's gone, he's conscious. Yeah, it's super important, but

856
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,519
god, it was such an egregious
error. I lost my train of thought

857
01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:50,360
because the part that he's uncont he's
conscious. It's a huge difference. But

858
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,280
yeah, it's just a bummer that
these two fucking demons are on this boat.

859
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,440
There's a tough scene up next.
Asia goes up and talks to Captain

860
01:05:59,519 --> 01:06:02,280
Jason. She has been sexually assaulted
before we learned that. I think in

861
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:09,159
her first season, when the filthy
scouser was joking about it, she says,

862
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:13,239
who knows what have happened? If
I hadn't been there, we covered

863
01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:17,400
it. That's what happened most likely. Let's get to the next day.

864
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:24,039
The insidious, demonic behavior begins from
Laura instantaneously. The fact that she is

865
01:06:24,679 --> 01:06:29,239
in direct contrast, as loudly as
she is about her state of well being

866
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,480
in comparison to Margo, is so
purposeful and so disgusted. Well, I

867
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:39,480
have a quote, I feel great, Margot feel magnificent as they cleaned the

868
01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:43,360
bed, and Margot kind of shares
what took place the night before, and

869
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,039
I think she's still kind of in
the fog of it. Laura says an

870
01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:48,599
I quote, if he comes into
my cabin, I'd be like dot dot

871
01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:57,239
dot Hello, Yes, exclamation point. She is a bog wench and she

872
01:06:57,559 --> 01:07:00,840
is an enemy of women. I
think so too. That's and I don't

873
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:08,239
understand how it can come to be
this fervently in her other than the culture

874
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,000
that she was brought up, and
maybe it was just her family, but

875
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,360
I don't I don't get how you
could hate women this much and love men

876
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:21,719
that much. It's just it's crazy
to me. Asha needs to talk to

877
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,320
Margo about what transpired. Laura is
standing there like a bogwunch, and Asha

878
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,960
dismisses her. Then she brings Serena
into the conversation because she knows that Serena

879
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:36,599
will add to this web of support
that Margo needs right now from the other

880
01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:43,639
women on this boat. And that's
on display when Margo feels embarrassed about the

881
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:48,360
entire thing and Serena says, you
should be able to be as black out

882
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:53,679
as you know, however drunk you
want to be, and still feel safe.

883
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:58,039
And the fact that Margo was like, I was being flirty and I

884
01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:00,639
was embarrassed. This is the kind
of thing thinking that Luke could smell from

885
01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:04,519
a mile away and then just obliterate
her with, you know. And I

886
01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:08,559
did think it was very, very
funny that Zerina was like, I mean,

887
01:08:08,599 --> 01:08:10,880
you should be able to stand naked
in a public place, and no

888
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:15,039
one should be able to do anything. And although principally I know what you're

889
01:08:15,079 --> 01:08:16,760
trying to say, Yeah, I
do think in a public place, maybe

890
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,760
not rape, no one should ever
be able to but excuse me, miss,

891
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:24,600
you don't have snap snap. And
also, here's a shirt you're unclosed.

892
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,840
No, you just you just point
out that they're naked in case they

893
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,800
were recently abducted by an alien or
something. But you can't go up and

894
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,800
like flip people anything like that.
You just you can't do that. You

895
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:39,039
gotta feel safe wherever you are except
in war. Right. It was a

896
01:08:39,039 --> 01:08:41,840
beautiful moment between the three of them. Now, I really did think it

897
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:47,079
was wonderful. And I love that
Margot is so overwhelmed by the love on

898
01:08:47,119 --> 01:08:50,359
the boat. That's what always made
me cry, like at soccer or something

899
01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:54,640
like if like when I was at
soccer camp and Santa Barbara and this little

900
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,960
girl kicked a soccer ball in my
face almost broke my jaw. I was

901
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,199
crying and all the camp counselors were
around me and they were like, are

902
01:09:00,199 --> 01:09:01,359
you okay. I was like,
don't love me so much right now?

903
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:06,680
I just I can't. It's like
that like that, and I love is

904
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:12,319
the most emotional part. And then
Zarina cooking that wonderful comfort food. Because

905
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:15,720
everybody chips in for what they can
offer to make the situation better. That

906
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:23,840
was a nice moment, well,
we gather for me. Laura is disgusting

907
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:28,279
once again. She is talking about
how sad she is that Luke is gone,

908
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:33,680
and that's when he walks aboard and
gathers his stuff. She begins almost

909
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:40,279
crying and telling Harry that she's sad. I'll just say it for I might

910
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,239
say it again, but Laura,
shut, just shut the fuck up.

911
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:51,840
I I this will be a crazy
reunion if they have one. I doubt

912
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:57,880
they better. I doubt they will. I hope they. If they do,

913
01:09:58,119 --> 01:10:01,760
Luke should not be anywhere near it. I don't think you know as

914
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,199
much as Asia needs to know about
how he thinks while he's out trying to

915
01:10:05,199 --> 01:10:13,199
get pussy when he's drunk, we
need to hear him fucking defend or contextualize

916
01:10:13,239 --> 01:10:16,279
his attempted rape of Margo, like
we don't need him on Well, according

917
01:10:16,319 --> 01:10:20,159
to him, it's just you know, you aren't reading the right story.

918
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:26,319
So Laura's sadness continues more into the
closed quarters with Margo. She wants Margo

919
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:30,239
to tell her what happened. She
already knows what happened at this point,

920
01:10:30,319 --> 01:10:34,800
yes she does. She makes Margo
tell her again and says that if it

921
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:40,800
was her, she would have welcomed
him in, and she says that if

922
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:45,720
she would have just made him happy, this wouldn't have happened, and then

923
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:49,880
says, in a bizarre you called
her a bog wench. She abused herself

924
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:57,399
with this kind of sexual power,
that the rejection of her is the karmic

925
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:01,760
origin of why this happened to him. Interesting are you? Are you as

926
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:10,800
dumb as you look like? I
just what Luke did is obviously an archetypal

927
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:15,560
and cosmic horror. We have to
sit so much in this episode in Laura's

928
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,760
bullshit. She just takes so many
bites at the apple with Margot. I

929
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:25,920
was just like, get her off
my television screen. I don't want to

930
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,960
look at her anymore. It appears
to like in the at the very very

931
01:11:29,079 --> 01:11:32,960
very beginning when this all starts to
happen, her what do you I've I'm

932
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:36,520
my god, I've never felt this
good? Is like she clearly has no

933
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:40,960
fucking idea, And then it becomes
clear, no, no she does.

934
01:11:41,239 --> 01:11:44,479
Yeah, no, no she does, and she's just a bog wench.

935
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,680
I don't have any other word for
it. She's fucking cunt. She was

936
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:54,119
there when the producer. She was. She was privy to the entire tornado

937
01:11:54,199 --> 01:12:00,319
of stuff, so she knew that
there was something in that room. So

938
01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:02,479
when she says she feels great,
she knows what she's doing. Asia checks

939
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,920
in on Adam and Culver pretends to
be boasting for a day. The only

940
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:11,760
thing that the producers do wrong,
like I mentioned, is showing Margo drinking

941
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:17,479
during this because she gets called up
to the captain's quarters and drinking like the

942
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,399
night out or drinking drinking on the
job. They have that drunk cam in

943
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:26,439
the kitchen. Ah, fuck it. I don't think for next week's previous

944
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:30,159
you mean no, they've done it. Laura was the one earlier on in

945
01:12:30,199 --> 01:12:33,520
the season when she's drinking during the
day. They show Margo doing it twice

946
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,199
this epiod. Maybe that's a moment
of calming your nerves. I don't think

947
01:12:36,239 --> 01:12:40,199
it's a hit piece, or I
don't think it's a hit piece because it's

948
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:45,399
perfectly understandable that she's calming or nerves
like this. But with the context of

949
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:47,640
the main rule is that you don't
drink when you're working, and she's working.

950
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,279
Don't need to show this, don't
need to show just not this week,

951
01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:54,359
especially not this week. Just don't
show this. I will say really

952
01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:57,560
quickly too. I was very happy
with the way that they handled the entire

953
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:01,000
situation because they could have easily been
what you said, Captain could have easily

954
01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:03,319
been like, all right, we're
gonna go to bed and we'll talk about

955
01:13:03,319 --> 01:13:09,079
this in the morning. Captains that
we've had, yeah, there is an

956
01:13:09,119 --> 01:13:14,560
investigation. Well there wasn't an investigation
and everyone is still on board and that's

957
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,279
not okay. But he said there
is nothing great about this. Yeah,

958
01:13:17,279 --> 01:13:24,319
I know, Captain Jason acted with
a swift guillotine this episode, and it

959
01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:33,079
was beautiful to watch. So we
move on to the laundry room. Laura

960
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:41,640
calls Margo into the laundry room for
no other reason than to tell Margo that

961
01:13:42,199 --> 01:13:48,319
part of this is her fault.
And this is she says, you're a

962
01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:53,399
sexual person. He's a sexual,
sexual, sexual creature. He must have

963
01:13:53,479 --> 01:14:00,279
felt welcomed by you. This is
the line that makes Margo go to Asha

964
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,640
and in the just the most j
law way, like what the fuck is

965
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:09,479
going on right now? Like it's
not even like obviously there's hurt there,

966
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:15,760
but it's more confusion, like why
is she doing this? So much,

967
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:20,119
it's so bizarre. She's like,
she's like aunt Lydia and Handmaid's Tale.

968
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:21,960
She's just like, no, no, come, come, come, be

969
01:14:23,079 --> 01:14:26,840
quieter when they rape you and they
won't be so mean about it. Oh,

970
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:30,119
do I need to get the brand
hot again? Thank you? Thankfully?

971
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:38,800
Margot tells Asha, and what are
we doing? She the word gets

972
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:43,520
past at the flagpole to Captain Jason, and he calls Laura in to fire

973
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,800
her after speaking to Margot and speaking
to Adam, and he asked her what

974
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:57,159
she said, yeah, kid.
He confronts her about being a fucking scumbag

975
01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:00,800
and a liar and a predator,
and then he fires her. Laura says

976
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,279
this is bullshit and that she should
have had a warning. Here's the issue

977
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:16,880
with warnings. If they aren't attempting
to prevent a cancerous soul or character,

978
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:21,640
then they can be administered. But
I don't think warning you about this is

979
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:26,319
really going to change your behavior in
any way, shape or form. And

980
01:15:26,399 --> 01:15:30,600
also to subject Margo to being around
you for another second, given what she's

981
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:36,199
been through and what you said is
unethical because you're a kunt Bugwe I wonder

982
01:15:36,279 --> 01:15:41,720
how much hot pants. Captain rack
Of lamb Captain. Yeah, how much

983
01:15:42,039 --> 01:15:46,479
did the Adam stuff have to play
or was it one hundred percent just how

984
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:51,720
she'd been kind of? I think
I think the Adam stuff was something that

985
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:57,000
he could have given her a warning
about and that would have been fine.

986
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,479
I think it was the Margo stuff. Yeah, I think what she was

987
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,640
doing him wash Yeah, that was
criminal and she should have been fired for

988
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,479
it. And cons I don't think
she would have been fired for it.

989
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,760
But I do think that I respected
Adam a lot too, because when he

990
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,279
was talking to the captain, even
he at that point he was trying to

991
01:16:13,359 --> 01:16:15,159
downplay it was like, yeah,
she was kind of like trying to come

992
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,680
no Adam, no Adam. She
was literally on your naked back putting.

993
01:16:20,279 --> 01:16:28,840
It's so hard to do when you're
so high, So get out of here.

994
01:16:29,359 --> 01:16:34,720
Props Asha, Yeah, and Captain
hot Pants for dealing with that the

995
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:39,279
way he did. I yeah,
maybe we have learned something some of us.

996
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:44,560
Yeah. Yeah. A couple last
minute things. Asha reaches super sayan

997
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,439
mode when she walks into Laura's room
and says, can I help you pack?

998
01:16:49,399 --> 01:16:53,880
Oh my god, Chef's kiss that
was so amazing. And then also

999
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:59,720
it was you know I I hope
angry Adam gets angry again because I don't

1000
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,079
want to be conflicted. Okay,
it's too many. It's a name for

1001
01:17:02,119 --> 01:17:05,920
you. I know a T shirt
that I ordered. Okay, you can't

1002
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:10,720
be a good guy now, because
it's gonna be weird to scratch the angry

1003
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,399
part out with a red sharpie.
When Asia tells him that she's fired,

1004
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:19,239
he's like, because he's just he
Contrary to Luke. He may flare up

1005
01:17:19,359 --> 01:17:24,119
and he's angry at him, but
at his core, he was raised by

1006
01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:28,840
Amanjamanja mom who and he just has
this natural instinct to be like, ah

1007
01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:33,439
fuck, I'm sad that even though
she attempted to sexually assault me numerous times,

1008
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:38,079
she got fired. Because yeah,
you know, where's this season gonna

1009
01:17:38,119 --> 01:17:41,880
go after this? This is crazy? Well, let's talk about where the

1010
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season's going. We've heard some rumors
about this show it's longevity, maybe under

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duress or threatened, and I think
that it's maybe because of the event that

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we covered today. But I do
not think given what Luke has done,

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Jowow is the right person to bring
onto a dog bone or something. No,

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he didn't. What he did do
was watch while his mother was beat

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within an interviewed Life with a bone, which is probably one of the many

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tragic reasons why he is the way
he is. But given that we're trying

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to protect people at this point,
and we should always try to do that,

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but really now try to protect people, let's not have a toxic asshole

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come on this boat in a leadership
position. It's probably just not a great

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idea. And your boy Adam did
say in the preview that he does think

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they're going to fight like fight.
I hope that it doesn't come to that,

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but if it does, I hope
it's captured on television. Thank you

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so much for listening to the episode. I hope it was well done,

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delicately done. Yeah I was.
Yeah, you know, yes, listen.

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It's just a bun say anything stupid. It's a big bummer. It's

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a big, big bummer. But
kudos to production, Kudos to Asia Margo

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sending out I love to everybody on
the cast who isn't subhuman and worthless is

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such a beautiful thing to see.
And I think at the end of all

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this, regardless of how horrific it
was, a lot of weird beauty came

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from this. Yeah you know.
Sometimes you watch something you hope people can

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learn from it too. Yeah,
I think we did, Callen. How

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are you doing? I'm good?
How are you all right? So everybody?

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I'm Dylan saying goodbye, pat say
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the bad In is now