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This is macmloney's Military X Files, and now here's macmloney. Well good
evening. If one, welcome to mcmloney's maltracks on our show here on the
Distant Thunder Radio and not wearing This is Mac maloney. Wow, what a
show we have for you tonight. The first let me introduce the members of
the posse. Girls. Get ready, set yourself down, fan yourself,
get your missta, get your what, your squeege and your loom because very
fimos one one is here. Hello girls, Hello everybody, Welcome to the
show. I'm glad to be here, Mack. I'm glad to be anywhere.
It's going to be fun tonight. How do you I can feel it?
Oh? Really? How's the last time I'm two and I was right?
Were you? Okay? I can't I feel it? Yeah? Maybe
I'm becoming an EmPATH. I guess I don't know what's going on over there,
A class the pubble well over here in the UK, it's been raining.
Oh and people are sick of it. Yeah, they're sick. It's
the worst summers they've had in recent times. That that's really bad. I'm
glad to be I'm glad to be a part of it. Really. Maybe
it's you, Yeah, And I mean the motto is bring you, Bring
your your umbrella. They call it Brella. Bring your brell and where your
wellies. I'm s Wellington's. You've seen the Queen or Wellington's all the time,
those green boots that come up. You know it's talking a little session.
I don't okay things. I just go out in my screw it.
Yeah, it's just sus way it is because you know what, folks,
we live on an island. It's an island. That's what happens, right,
Sherry Spear would be forecast weird things all day long. They are so
lucky we build their asses out twice in the last century. I mean seriously.
Anyway, speaking of that, no Coco tonight, I'll save in the
world as usual. However, National correspondent Switchblade Steve Ward is here, Yes,
and I'm out saving the world in my own way. Oh tell us,
tell us, no, I can't. I can't talk about it really
and that secret that deep Okay, we understand. So how are you there,
Switchy? I'm beyond wonderful, really sorry. I gotta text on switch
a couple of days ago, and it said something like the caption was no
ketchup. What you say, don't put ketchup? Don't you ever put ketch
up on this or something? It was? It was it was breakfast?
What wasn't I know? I know that that you had this tendency to h
to slap ketchup on just about everything that does remove absolutely yep, yep.
But what I have a question for you though, when you when you're pouring
your chip, do you hear that Carly Simon song in the background anticipation?
Yeah? Good one. Okay, let's let's say. I'll say yes,
I do. I do actually know one man doesn't work with hunts though,
does it? No? But it works with this stuff I get in the
UK that comes in the skin in a bottle. I don't know why they
put catch up in a skinny bottle, but you know what, there's major
anticipation on that one. Really yeah, I'm usually open up the little packs.
But that's another show. So also with us is our security Willie Club
WC. There were you you know, Mac, I'm excellent, Thank you
very much for existing interesting, excellent, as you know, you know,
I always get it up for the show. Wow, okay, we literally
thanks forget it, I mean, Willie, So everything okay with you?
I can't say anything and you take offense. I was taking offense. You
know, I'm just a sense us. You know, you always ask how
people are and if you're on, yes, like we all are. Yes,
you know you you gonna tell you? I really yeah, i'mkay.
I'm gonna have to watch them. So your patriots are gonna be starting.
Uh, it's pretty training. Yeah, I'm all set for the game.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get up. I got my popcorn and beer and
yeah, all set. Yeah, I'm ready to go. Yeah. Are
they playing? Are they humble? Yes? Yeah, yes, playing usually
plays in foxbor. They should beat them. Oh, it's not a game
out. I want to see the plays. They don't play those games to
win. They don't have a whole lot of hope. But that man a
spot but good stuff. Let me introduce uh two people in the house with
us do First of all, it's uncle Well the kiddy's pal Alvanando you a
phae mechanic in the house. He mac hello everyone, Hell well, what's
up? Kids? Also in the house, very famous what's what's up?
What's up? We're gonna go there again? Very famous crime novelist Mark Sappola,
m z oh ma, how's it going in the house? I'm sorry.
I got to turn you up there, my friend. Okay, all
right, good to be here. I hope you will. Good to see
everyone is having a good time. Yeah, and now saving the best of
last up there in sideways and New York A very good witch orven Deer's ven.
How are you? I am, my friends, I'm great. Thank
you for having me. Now you don't want to talk about the haircut?
Oh you do? From this angle it looks super I mean I'm over it
at this point. It's been like a month and it's gonna grow back.
So yeah. Ever, yeah, like we told you, Okay, I'm
sure looks right. Everything okay with you up there? Yeah, we're all
good here. Any smoke, Yeah, we had a little bit actually today,
but it went away pretty quickly. But we're still kind of just getting
like waves of it. Yeah, it's it's burned. The Canadian fires of
burned more. You know, I don't know what more. Acred draw more
money, heck tears than the size of the United States out of the content
other thannited states. That's how bad it is. It's global warming right there.
They just couldn't put it out, Yeah, just can't pull it out.
Anyway, Okay, so we're all here, so tonight, in a
little while, we're gonna have a guest on the people, one of the
people who put together this YouTube series, or at least you can see it
on YouTube, called Creepy Acres. Is that right, Raven Creepy Acres.
Yes, we have our friend joining who is a sorry, was getting their
bio pulled up here, artist puppets, heer and master of keeping it creepy
Sewn Engelman, the creator of Creepy Acres. Yes, not that is better
than creepy Puppets. Okay, creepy Puppets. You know, you can't get
much worse than that, which makes me think of what was the movie by
the the South Pod Guys America that was creepy? That have you see?
I see the unedited Yeah? Wow, wow, wow, I mean the
unedited unedited version. I was sorry, I can't believe puppets are doing this.
But anyway, in fact, you talking about one of your favorite,
you know, movies like that. Does anyone see Benny Loves You? It's
one of my favorite. Oh yeah, that's great. What's the name of
it? Benny? A couple of years ie that I never heard of it.
He looks just like one of the muppets. Okay, all right.
And I had to explained this on on the show that I did with Raven
a while back, on the Scary Movies Has and I'll tell you it's it's
really become one of my favorites. I had my uh a nephew over.
He was young, and his mother yelled at me afterwards, But he looks
just like what it is. Briefly, Benny is the pet u, a
toy of a boy, and he grows up and he always takes Betty with
him. But he lived in his parents' house when he got older. He
was a loser. Parents died, I couldn't get a job, so eventually
they come in and repossessed his house. Okay, so he had like a
week to get out. So he had piled up all this stuff you know
that he's accumulated over the years, and of course Benny was one of his
favorites. He had him in the box. But finally he said, you
know what, I kin't afford to take all this stuff, so he discarded
Benny in the trash. And as soon as that had happened, Benny just
went nuts that he he has to protect this young laddy friend the rest of
his life. So the whole story is about Benny, uh keep getting back
with his friend when his friend got in an apartment and anyone that came near,
and Benny had knives and like those gunshoe knives, and he always took
care of anybody that he felt was a threat. Yes to Benny. And
I gotta tell I wish I had a puppet like that, really really okay,
But he looks so much like Oscar the Groat, you know, one
of the big gu muppets. I'm seeing the movie poster. They never challenged
it. I'm going to order a Benny all I keep forgetting. I'm sorry,
I got to get one Christmas is uh yeah, it's being a horror
movie. Is William Friedkin died? Yeah? Yeah, right, the guy
who he directed The Exorcist? And William Peter Bladie, Yeah he's the writer.
Yeah, looking pretty Yeah, but didn't do didn't he do some cop
movies and stuff in the seventies. Maybe I'm you're doing called Sorcerer? Yeah
yeah. You know. When I was in film school, one one two
of them in the graduating class. These two kids left had to leave early.
Had to leave two weeks early because they were heading out the Hollywood to
work with William Freakin, who at the time was a very big guy.
Really, it turns out they went out to paint this house. I swear
to God that anyway. Wow huh yeah. So listen now that we're laughing,
why don't we get to we have a top ten tonight if you went
out to a French connection too, he oh he did? Okay, all
right, very famous movie. That chase scene unbelievable under the elemented trains and
the chase scene ever Yeah, incredible. Every time you think you're gonna crash,
you get out of it, only to think you're gonna crash two seconds
later. It's really really and on one camera shot, I think on most
of it it is. There's no special effects. Yeah no, not back
then, but anyway slow slow no, no, no for something right a
doc or anything. You know that they usually do the high bed special effects.
Anyway, we have a top ten from Tarantino got a lot of his
techniques, you know, yeah that he stolen them. Stole them, Yeah,
stole them from the Bullet Raven. We stole it. No paid,
he paid homage to it. Yeah right. That's another word for stealing.
Raven. We have a top ten tonight, Okay, we do, and
you sent me top ten reasons why one one must return to the US Top
ten reasons. I think we've done this about eight times. You've about top
ten reasons my one one must return to the United States. Let's stop the
music, please, Raven. Number ten, Sorry, club Ursha's embargo on
Teddy Bear fur has made his job with Prince Andrew quote unquote redundant. It
has indeed good thing. This thing does never trick. Number nine, Niver
nine. The queen is dead, so what's the point. What's the point?
Right? Exactly? All right? Next? The Jubilee was five and
everything, but then boom she dies. She's gone. Yeah next, Belise.
Number eight. British film star Lily James is reportedly living on plumb Island,
Massachusetts and working as a waitress at the Beachcoma Too Oh Sorry to prepare
for a part in her next movie, Pam and Tommy Part Two? Where
did Our Love? Where did Our Love Stick Go? She just signed from
that she's in character one. You gotta come back next please? Yeah?
I got her? Number seven he wants no he needs his car back.
He kind of you wish it is? Yeah, right, I got people
asking me about what I did with it, and you know, yeah,
doesn't have a good home. Yeah, and you have to say, I
don't know, and no Carvana or something. Yeah, I'm sure, but
they didn't know farmbu upstate that's running around it. It's fine. Next please
right, Number Sex his pet hedgehog. Winston has a twin cousin living in
New York City, and Disney has signed them to a three picture deal.
That would be come on, you haven't seen a good hedgehog exactly? Yeah?
Don't you can't you see that animated the answer? Yeah, I mean
that's so cute. Now, I got three in the in the yard three
two adults in a little baby at shok and one video at night video I
got I saw two little babies, so wow. The hedgehogs are busy.
They're walking babies. And then they're not babies in the nest. They're blue
guys like little there's two in there, don't they like four in the in
the yard. Don't they have like spines like pocupines. They do, but
they're not they're not as shop I felt them they're not as sharp as pines
and parcapines realife. I was going to ask, how did they get it
on? Throw up in a ball, that's how you know. That's their
protective motive modus opper Randy. As they roll up in a ball, he
can't even see their face obviously his spines. Okay, that would work for
me. Next Raven please at number five. His outstanding bill at the Starboard
Galley has accumulated so much interest they named a booth after him. Put it
on one one step. They'll be back soon, thanks please right nerac The
UK is considering a prisoner swap one one for that British who rides around in
cars singing karaoke with washed up and talentless celebrities. I hate that that what's
their names? Moved back? He's leading good. Who's what's his name?
James, name's James Coburn show his own show? He's a ha's a no
talent as clown and and and you know he could band from a restaurant in
New York because there's such an a home. I'll think about that for a
second. Verbally abuses people. Take a seat. You're nothing if you're nothing
at me whoever you are. I don't know your name, James something.
We'll find him, please next right. Three. The directory to Ireland is
up and running, so his work is done. The Direct Trade Link to
Ireland is up and running, so your work is done. Wow, okay,
we might have to put that one out. Please next right, you
might be right, you might be right. Club next please number two.
There's only so much spotted dick one man can eat, right, it's right,
he gets I get sick of the spotted dick right away. But the
toad, the toad in the hole, I'm still working on that. The
toad in the hole? What is that? Yeah? What is that?
You know? Isn't that like an egg in bread? Yep? Yeah,
it's like so it's sausage and egg stuff, you know, it's uh,
it's almost like Yorkshire pudding. I guess. Yeah. I mean, there's
so many things that involve sausages yet that they need the country needs to really
cut back. But you know what they cut back on it. It's like
mandatory that sugar. So yeah, you got to say, why can't I
have a good tasting oreo cookie like a double stuff? Yeah you're not.
Fine, they have oreos, but they taste different. Why because you can't
have the the sugar or or large quantities of sugar like the Americans. That's
that's we do what we want the nanny sugar. That's the nanny. You
can't have the other. Uh, but you get free others you get free
members that it's the two things. Oh consh. But sometimes it's good for
you if you don't have a lot of sugar. So anyway I would do
that. I swear he's on sugar now, Jemmy Kapley French today ring out
that you want do you want us find? Though? I find some more.
I found some oreos that made in Ireland, of all places imported from
the USA. But they say there's American store. There's an American store.
You can buy stuff imported from the US. Really, Like, let's see
one of the package of Mega stuff double stuff. You can get them a
package a family pack of double stuff was like thirty pounds including shipping. How
the American store you get any thing? How much is that? I'm sorry?
How much is thirty? Yeah? Thirty had another percent? Yeah?
Hey listen one great because one you've sugar in them. But the value of
the dollar, it's not just the value of the dollar. It's a premium
getting the American version of of food products? Do you want us to send
you? They want you to have the whole American experience, so they just
put inflation built into the price. See you, hey one, do you
want us just smuggle some send some oreos over to you? You know you?
The postage would be unbelievable. Plus it's got to go through customs,
they'll probably in Okay, all right, while we're trying to crush on the
question, yes, what do you what do you get if you what would
you get if you mixed spotted deck with told home? I don't know,
but they be pain somewhere. Yeah, right, even with sorry five behavior?
Please next? Oh that's okay. I had an answer to that,
but I can't say it. We'll say it now. You have to say
it, please, we'll just imagine the beat. Gotta cut it out.
Oh anyways, Okay. The number one reason JJ has to return to the
US the Red Sox, Bruins, Celtics, Patriots, and most of all,
Tom Brady need him. Wow. Okay, well I agree, sweetened
that baby? Yeah, didn't you say you? He sent me pictures the
other day of like Centerfolds plaguey centifold of Tom Brady, and all that said
was I miss him? Right? Were you well sober when you do that?
One? I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got sort
of a smile on his face. Hello one, Yeah, the British top
ten can really get that. I like the British m I five at least
two or three of those listening again? Yeah yeah, polite, well be
more plate closer to Okay there, Why don't we do this? Why don't
we? Thank you rave for reading that? What are you drinking? And
we can hear the ice cubes? Oh, I'm sorry. This is called
the Baywatch. It's rum orange juice and crimberry juice. Wow, it's healthy,
right, it's very It's basically a fruit salad. Yeah yeah, okay,
well yeah, well if anyone's interest with drinking now against it, all
right. Only vocals will know what we mean. What was it? Hello?
Navy game based sell that in my local grocery store, and I always
want to try it, but then I look at the alcohol content and I'm
like, I'll get you know, fall out of my Shoes's okay? We
used So why don't we do this? Why don't we take a break now
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times very quickly. Here is the Plastic Girls. JJ is here, very
fair small Hello everybody, thanks for hanging in there with the show. It's
good to be good tonight. No Coco tonight, but National correspondence with played
Steve Wood down there in you know flat tyn West Virginia is with us with
g great to be here tonight. Okay, everything's good with you, beyond
wonderful okay. Also with us is security Chief Willie Club WC. Well,
Mac as you know, it's it's just great to be here. It just
it makes my week. M me too. In the hustle with us is
uh is our UFO mechanic l Naldo el Hey Mac Callabon. Also very famous
detective r though novelist MAXE. Polom and everyone. How is everyone? So
we gotta cry out here tonight. So listen, I'm gonna put it in
Clubs, bump up right now because he has a ministery about asteroids. He's
you scare the crap out of us. I'll put it in right now that
we need it, reporting the latest in the US military's new investigation into UFOs
and what they still aren't telling you. It's time for the Club report.
So what do we have this week? Club? Well, Mac, first
of all, I don't think it's scaring people. I think it's just letting
you know, you know, things are moving on when it comes to asteroid
detection. Anyways, there's a new study and it's from the University of Washington
and it's really a major advance and asteroid detection. And you know, to
me, it's just another example of the heightened attention and the resources that this
whole world of asteroids, the asteroid threat of the Earth. And as I
mentioned in the past, you know, we talk about different threats, whether
it's climate change, which is real and maybe UFOs, but they've never threatened
us. But clearly we know that asteroids have threatened us. We know what
they've done to the Earth. If you could ask the dinosaurs, you'd find
out. So anyways, very interesting and you know, my research is uh,
you know, been extensive, and I'm convinced, I'm almost convinced that
the government and not only our government, but governments around the world, along
with the scientists have discovered with this different technology they've been developing, the threat
is much more more real than they're willing to admit. And it was like
we used to say about UFOs, and we still do. I guess that
you know, you don't want to get the word out that it's for real.
Everyone will panic. But in this case, you know, uh,
the proof is in the pudding when they're putting res us is the extent that
they are or this whole issue of the asteroid threats, and as we've mentioned
in the past, you know, when they spend all this money to send
rockets up to asteroids and try to deflect them and atomic weapons and so there's
something going on here. And so this is another example of major resources that
are being dedicated. And this study from the University of Michigan, it's they've
developed an algorithm and you know, these are calculations that that they're putting together.
And it's got a name of helio Link re D. And remember that
because that's going to get a lot of publicity as time goes on. Helio
Link three D. And I want to give mad credit because he's the one
that allerted me to this whole thing. I missed this in my research,
so MAC appreciate the heads up. Yeah, you know. And but anyways,
they what they've done is they've developed this thing. It's and it's made
its first discovery of potentially hazardous, hazardous steroid. And these asteroids that are
close to the Earth, as we know, are required vigilant observation by scientists
and monitor any threat they may posed. Now engineered to discover near Earth asteroids,
this new Heliolink three D was intended for use in the upcoming ten yean
Night Sky Survey by Virginia A. Reuben Observatories and Observatory. The algorithm's initial
trial run with the Atlas Survey, which was conducted in Hawaii. However,
it resulted in the detection of roughly a six hundred foot long asteroid, which
has been named twenty twenty two SF two eighty nine. To remember, make
note of that although it's the asteroid is designated as potentially hazardous. It poses,
according to them, no immediate threat to Earth. Nonetheless, the discovery
represents an important milestone as it validates the capability of the helion linked three D
to detect near Earth asteroids using fewer and more scattered observations than method that are
currently used. Yeah, it's quite a distance out, but remember all asteroids
a way out there in space, right, you know. The problem is
we is the direction of the asteroid. It can be you know, many
hundreds of thousands, even a million miles away. But if it's heading this
direction or anywhere in there with these algorithms are picking it up, that's the
real concern today. So so, but but we also talked, we talked
before about the not program, which was then launched a spaceship years ago to
practice hitting an asteroid, not to blow it up, to see if you
could put it off if its course, because as you say, if if
it's heading my for us, there's nothing we can do. But if if
you can kind of misdirect it. And this thing did work. The problem
is it takes like ten years to put one rocket together. If they see
if they're seeing asteroids, closer to Earth now because they have, you know,
newing, improved ways of looking for them. What's going to happen if
they say one's going to hit in a year, Well, I think mac.
The idea is it's like anything like if you get a if you develop
some kind of disease like a cancer, they always tell you the earlier detection
the better. Well, this is the same thing. The idea is that
as we're developing technology now to be able to go at and after and hopefully
deflected to destroy it, it's just sooner that we can find out. And
the problem is, I think I mentioned earlier in one of my presentations,
I think it's about ninety percent of the asteroids out there we haven't detected yet.
That's not so is they could be right around the corner, right and
we just haven't been able to see them. And these algorithms are going to
help us considerably. But you are right that. I mean, it's not
something we can send a rocket up tomorrow, because you know, Musk hasn't
developed that case yet, but it is something well we're doing this that as
we get more capabilities and we do more tests on how to you know,
move those asteroids out of its current trajectory. You know, that's the hope.
But to be quite honest, right now, you're absolutely right, it's
right. It's in the area of ten years before if something comes up on
the screen now, it's like ten years before they can take any action.
And unfortunately, if it's up on the scope, it's probably way too late
for us to get any How we look at it, and we still do
not have enough testing. You know, we've shown that we can move this
thing a little bit, but we could move it the wrong way too,
right, Yeah, that's why they don't want to blow them up, because
just make a million. I think the next rocket going up mac is I
think in three or four more years where now from what they've learned. So
I'm optimistic about that, really optimistic that in time, if we don't get
whacked before that, we will eventually have the capability to take care of us.
I'm going to need more tools like this algorithm to let us know as
soon as possible where this thing is hiding and we're the ninety percent of them
hiding, and that they really work with them. But so that said,
I'm looking at this as positive in a way, but also pausitive because we're
putting all these resources into this now and again you know the proofs in the
pudding. You know, they're putting their money with them out is. So
that proves to me that there's real concerns about this. And uh, that's
part of the whole space for us. You know, they developed that and
one of their charges is you know, to protect us from the out of
space and issues out there. And people are reading into that, Oh that's
you know, maybe UFOs or if we go to war with the Chinese,
but no, I think it also you might want to put asteroids in that
group. So anyways, I didn't want to end on a negative note because
I really think that this, this algorithm is very important and hopefully, you
know, with all the you know, all the work that's going on now
and the research that we well, hopefully take care of this before we become
like the dinosaur it listen to talk about being blacked. Uh. Maxu Poler
is a guest here in the studio about us today. You're a crime writer.
That means you're a conspiracy guy. Yeah. If do you think if
the government knew that an astroid was going to hit would they tell us No,
they wouldn't tell it really, Yeah, I think that would. Yeah,
I agree, But at some point can you imagine the reaction. Yeah,
but at some point you're going to see it though, I mean,
amateur astronomers these days are you know, they make major discoveries all the time.
At some point someone you're gonna hear a rumor about out can they see
these things? They don't know? They don't know, I mean, don't
they? Yeah? Yeah, these in you know, they couldn't see the
ones closest to us until just recently where they got a little more high.
They give off light well the web telescope on a long way, Yeah,
they can see helping us find a lot of this stuff out there. So
you've got to give credit that out. But as far as an answer to
your question, you know, it's it's how long it takes for that to
impact the Earth is the big question. If it was here, people would
go because they all travel at different speeds. If it was five years,
I don't think people going nuts right away, but people would eventually just go
crazy. And it doesn't mean it's gonna end life on Earth, either,
but it's going to radically change it depending where it hits too. So well
remember mac Earth is nine percent. Well okay, yeah, okay. And
although we've only record of four major hits on the Earth, of course the
one that destroyed the dinosaurs, you got to think of the Earth that it
has probably been a dozen more that we know nothing about because they hit in
somewhere in the oceans. Yeah yeah, well yeah, but but the odds
are eventually we will get hit, no doubt, you know, hopefully it'll
be a long time from now. But listen, I don't millions before it
happens, right, definitely, absolutely, I think we're all going to be
like boiled to death before that happens. That could happen. Yeah, I
don't know. There's the conditioner is on the link it but yeah. Well,
now, the day, the week that Lewis and I left Florida,
they actually measured we talked to this before they took the temper of the water
in Miami Beach is one hundred and one degrees the water. That's a man.
And Chris I was on. Chris I was on the last week.
Yeah, the same thing he says, the oceans chain. He's in no
one now because who was on last week? Good friend of the show,
he says, just everything is changing, and someone they they compared it to
a ice cube. You know, once an ice cube stop stops melting,
it's very hard to stop it from melting, you know what I mean.
And he won't reform itself, that cube. So maybe an asteroid. No,
did you see this week in Alaska the major floods as a glacier split
apart in Melvin? Melvin flooding in this major area. I mean, it's
all go to a glacier. Let's get like a hundred lottery tickets, you
know, but before we go, look, we're doomed, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, all right on that, all right? Always remember this good.
You're born to die? Right, okay, yes, just live with
that. Was born to run. But I guess she was wanted to bring
children sings out, you get it. I thought it was one to drink,
one to eat. Now, let's let's Zeppelin said, born born to
dying. Okay, they know it. We don't get out of here alive
from the foot dopey rock musicians. He's one money they can you know,
never expect. Well listen, speaking of money, you here about jail Swift.
Yes, we were talking about her last week. Yeah, what about
her? We're talking about last week? One hundred thousand dollars checks to the
truck. So the team stays, Yeah, that's probably. You gave fifty
five million dollars to her staff, a total of fifty five her crew and
everybody as nice as that is, and I think that's commendable. I think
she could also just drop the price of the tickets so the kids could come
and see her. Wow. You know, I'm sorry, but I think
you were fifty afraid to wow. You know, I'm not a big Taylor
swiftlan, But I said that to my wife. She corrected me. She
said that she had read an article recently that Taylor Swift goes out and buys
thousands of her tickets, tells them through a direct link the poor people to
people afford them. So I take it back. Ever, still, you
know a base ticket is how much money. It's just it's so outrageous.
A great people. I think the cheats, the cheap seats, you know,
I mean, make it that people going to die on that hill with
al No, she's made if she can give away fifty five millions, she's
making a bill. She's making billions. It's just like, what would it
say, All right, look at well, we'll take a fifty dollars ticket
and drop him down a thirty fifty eight d people are paying five thousand.
I mean the bad seats. Wow, that's bad. I mean, that's
that's the way the things are. I guess. So why don't we do
this now that we're rond nice and depressed and down. I hope there's some
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Hello mackelo everyone and also famous crime book right a mag Zapola and let
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Hi, my friends, thank you for having me get that cat out
of you know there were a cat free show. This is my child,
this is my biological child, this is her familiar here it's a little miss
Friday. Wow. Wow it just like your heart loves you. Look okay,
anyway, I'm being discriminated against my cat here. That's that's a good
thing. All right. Look, we have to behave ourselves because we have
a guest here, Sean Engelman. Let's give him around laplause because he's the
guy behind Prepa is right, Sean? How you doing? Yeah? Yeah,
you know what I'm doing great. Thank you so much for having me
on here. This is fantastic. And did I pronounce your last name?
Roun? All right? Angleman? Yep? You know what, I'll be
honest with you. Until I was like six years old, I seven years
old, I didn't even know how to spell it. I didn't realize there
was two ends, so always forgiven. Oh wow, okay, all right,
what is that that's not Irish? Is it? Yeah? I'm pretty
sure it's chairman, chairman. That's okay, that's all right, that's all
right, don't worry about it. So anyway, and we're at you're out
in Where are you in? Minneapolis? Yep? Dead center, right between
Minneapolis and Saint Paul. Okay, that's really boring out there, right,
isn't it. Let's in cold, boring and cold, just there's just nothing
going on out here. However, it's just really sad. And the sports
teams come on, you know, I mean, they should be a lot
better than they are. They're not. Really you know, you'd like the
Vikings to do something you'd like, uh, you know, but they don't.
They don't ever really make it there. I'm sorry, but you know
what I mean. They don't. They're always like on the cost of being
good. But you know, I could tell you that they have let me
down enough that I don't even pay attention to them anymore. We won World
two World Series, yep, and that was it and that and I never
went back because that's like, like you said, it was always like,
oh oh oh, they're gonna make it a super Bowl nah, yep ye,
So I can concentrate my efforts in other areas. Now, Okay,
that's good. So so tell us about Creepy a is there. We'll just
tell us about it. You know better about it than we do. I
do, sure, all right. Well, so Creepy Acres started out as
a it's literally a puppet show for adults with cryptic characters. So there's you
know, there's swearing, and there's uh, you know, innuendos and stuff
like that. We do have one very tasteful love scene that we did with
the puppets, Thank you very much. Really, huh, what episode is
that? That would be an episode four? That's the one you're looking for
between two geriatric geriatric couple that are basically, uh, it's Fred and Daphne
from Scooby Doo, but they're probably about seventy years old. Okay, we
figured out that that's about how they would be in real life. Have you
heard from the Money and have you heard from the Returneys? So so,
so I watched uh, you know, I didn't want to learn too much
about them, but I didn't watch one where it looks like big thought is
There was one where someone was breaking into the how was saying he calls his
buddy down on the beach and his buddy's down the islands or something, and
he said, hell, well you tell me when he said was not today
or something like that. It was funny just the way that you did it.
But oh go ahead, that's I mean, go ahead, Oh no,
I was gonna say that. That would have been in our so.
So those are two of our main characters. So Sam is the big Foot,
that is of our main character, Sam Squatch okay, and then uh,
and then the Chubercabo, not chubercabroo, chubercabro, because he's he's masculine
enough feminine, So that would be the character that was sitting on the beach,
right, Okay, Yeah, and we actually did find the one.
We did actually find an actual Puerto Rican man here in the cities to play
that part. Oh yeah, cool. I can appreciate how you shot it
because the way you did it where the guy is, yeah, he's like
being attacked in his home or something is happening, but but you just focus
in on the guy in the beach on his on his cell phone, you
know, and you can hear the guy yelling through the cell phone. But
you know, much easier to shoot, I'm sure, but just as just
as effective, you know what I mean. So that's uh, that was
kind of when did you start? When did you start to How long have
you been doing it? So we started? Uh, oh boy. You
know that's kind of a tough question because we started in I think ten years
ago, but we did not release the first video until like eight years ago
because it took us two years to figure out because none of us were all
self taught, you know, none of us knew how to shoot stuff.
None of us knew none of us were puppeteers, you know, and like
none of you know, so we just we just made it up as we
went and just kind of punk rock the whole thing. So what's the puppeteering
come in. I've seen the big Foot and I've seen the guy the chiburrao
you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, is he a puppet? So
they're pretty much they're they're all puppets. I mean though, so there's the
big Foot. There's a big foot back here behind me. He guys can
see that. He's puppets. Yeah, they're in a big costume. Okay,
okay, it's big enough it could have been a costume. But yeah,
there are all puppets. They're big, they're huge puppets, but they
are puppets. Yeah, and how'd you get the make? Uh? So?
I so I hand sew it, every single one of them. Really,
Yeah, that was you know. So my day job is I'm an
illustrator for a children's children's education company. And and so if you know,
if you grew up with the they were called the Stinky Stickers, and they
had like it'd be like great job. And I have a little picture of
a great That is the company I work for that they made those, so
so in case that memories. Ye yeah. So so then along the way
I had created something there that someone said reminded them of the Muppets. It
was just a little a little thing that a teacher had put around the border
of her like chalkboard, and because of that, I was like, oh,
I should try to make a puppet of this thing. And then I
did. And then I realized that it was like, you know what,
it was a creative outlet that I hadn't tried before, and because you know,
I needed something creative to do. But I was drawing all day,
yes, so that when I would come home, I couldn't draw because I
was burned out. So I need something else. Yeah, yeah, you
know, it's like you need something of your own to just you know whatever.
And then this this scratch that itch, I guess. And then pretty
soon I amassed a collection and I figured I got to do something with these
otherwise I look like a weirdo. So we don't want that. So how
many other you say, yo, we how many in the gang in our
let's see, in our gang right now? We have Oh, boy,
like I think there's eight of us total. Yeah, that's almost a team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we've got yeah, yeah, we
got about eight total. There's there's three of us that do this more regularly
than the others. Okay. So there's myself and then Chad who who helps
me, who's a writer, but he also voices and does one of the
puppets. And then Ed who does a lot of our technical stuff. He
does our website and he also is the one behind the camera because I can't
run the camera when I'm in front of camera. And uh. And then
there's also Ben, Alfredo, Jeremy and Amy and they all do the they
do puppeteering when we need it, okay. And then there's a couple other
even further outside that, like they only come in about once or twice a
year when we need it. So and how many do you do a year?
Would you say? You know, we did a lot more, uh,
like in the last couple of years. This year we kind of skimmed
out only because we we we started doing a podcast, and so we put
a lot of effort into the into the podcast and we only there's only like
three out currently, but we'll try to bring that same sort of theatrical stuff
into there too. Do you have the stash quash puppet? Right there?
Is it right there? In the Aglee Sam right there? Can you pull
them down? Can you put them up to the camera? You are grab
him? Yeah, let's just see what one okay for a radio show.
But everyone looks really interested, so fascinating to me. I love this.
Look at this well big is the size of Oh wow, it looks so
much smaller. Okay, this is let's see. Yeah, put him on.
Let's see. That's excellent. Man, that's funny. Old him.
I least he's getting into Get him up in here a second, get him
over here. This is I'm gonna move over here for just second. We
should be a TV show because this is this is you guys doing picture?
Oh my god? Yeah, good picture. Yes, please get a picture.
This is one more. You never gotten any calls from the Henson Company
on some of your creations, wouldn't dare? Oh yeah, no, I
haven't. I haven't heard. I haven't. I haven't heard anything. Wow,
that's I'm not on their radar. All right. That's good because you
know you wouldn't want to be accused of copying a either. No, no,
no, not that you copied anything, but the style and the substance
of the characters that they would they would they would send you a cease and
desist letter first. Okay, so they wouldn't come down on absolutely. But
but that's really good. Now. Now, so you developed this puppet,
this this yourself. I mean it looks it looks cool, excellent. Yeah,
like so like the first one that you made, what was the first
one that you made? The very first one I made was a It was
like just a sort of a purple goofy monster. Hear me, I don't
he's way you want me to grab it? You bet? I can show
you what look like Okay, yeah, okay, So I'm lining up a
few of the episodes here I want to watch and my leisure time. He's
got one called Jangles Unchained. Yeah right, yes, yep, I want
to see the puppets for that one. You'll see, yeah, you'll see.
Yeah. We were talking off air and I was saying, like,
you know, I so I make like clothing sometimes, you know, I
want to have like spare fabric and stuff, and I mean there's entire like
skirts I was making, and if I do one wrong stitch, I get
so frustrated, I just throw the whole thing out, like I could never
ever imagine doing this because one wrong stitch. I would give up that guy
Cookie. Oh he's cute. You could probably raffle those off in the show.
Wow, holy cow? I mean, yes, the grouch is green.
And you haven't heard from Henson's people. Yeah, well, Disney that
owns the Muppets now, so that's very good. That's that's very uh yeah,
that's very cookie man. It's very close to a Jim Henson creation,
but it is an adult show, so Disney probably is going to be like,
nah, I don't want anything to do with that, right, oh
yeah, they avoid that stuff. The Henson Company has now moved over to
more adult stuff though. Really what he's dead too? Right? Yeah?
He died of yeah yeah, oh yeah, he's been dead since nineteen ninety,
I believe, don't you know the joke, the awful joke? What
the what the kermit say at Jim Henson's funeral? Oh god? What would
say? Nothing? Too soon? I haven't hurt so so listen, Sean,
are you a ventriloquist? Do you know how to like throw your voice?
No? No, I don't have to that cool. Yeah, no,
I just do the striped, just do puppetry. I hide behind the
puppet. Okay, that's why I had to make it so big, because
I'm so big, so I don't want to listen. It was a pretty
big puppet, folks. But so so, so what happened? So you
sit down, you write it, and then you know, you put a
script together and then distribute the script and shoot it and yeah, pretty much,
Yeah, I mean pretty much. I mean so so the last one
that you would have seen that would have been Valentine's Date Massacre. Yeah,
we sat down and we wrote and it's basically about our main character, Sam
went on a date, uh with someone that he met online on a dating
website. Thing that matches. And that was basically and that was that was
caused because we came across a bunch of cryptid themed erotica and we're like,
oh my god, we got to do something with this. What want just
learned that that was a thing? What is really it's a whole subgenre of
erotica. That's it. Why don't we just we just pack everything up and
now and just end the show and now it's crazy? Do you have to
you have to build backgrounds. I mean, how do you how do you
frame these? Well, so, so the one that we're currently working on
now is is, uh, it's the goat man, the public monster.
So we had to have a train trestle and so and he's actually right there,
he is right over there if you're looking, okay, But the we
had to have a train trestle. So we actually found a train trestle locally
and tried to shoot it there but couldn't get it to work right. So
what we ended up doing was taking a photo of the train trestle, blew
it up, had a tapestry made of it, and hung it and then
just did everything in front of that with fake bushes and oh man, that's
how they did it in the fifties or whatever. Well that's cool, man,
But but but so does this How much of this takes up your time?
You know what I mean? So your full time artist, right which
is which is almost an actually moron in itself, but you know, when
you have the time to to do of us the weekends. So yeah,
yeah, it's it's tough, but uh yeah, it's a lot of time.
But because in addition to this stuff, we are also doing I do
these posts that are like this today, I'm creepy history. Do these posts
where I do like art for it and like a write up of some creepy
thing. Yes, And I always started doing this podcast, so it's like
it's all my free time just goes into this yep yep. But but hey,
you know what, I'm single. I got out of time in the
world. You know it's fun, right, Sean, You're having fun with
it? That was fun. Yeah. That I don't cares how much time
it takes is That's that's the beauty of it exactly. So it's like,
you know, I can be up to like you know, I can be
up to like two o'clock in the morning working on this stuff. Yeah you
know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like as long as
I get to work on time, who cares? Yeah, listen, so
I can take a can you hangthing? Wrong with being single? Shown?
So don't worry about it? What, Sean? Can you hang around with
us for another segment? Showan? Sean? Can you hang around with us
for another segment? Oh? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay, good, okay,
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I do tonight. It is great to be here. Wow. Interesting,
Okay. In the studio with us is uh I will now know you,
Aphoe mechanic Al hey Man. Hello, everyone, And also famous crime writer
crime novelist Maxipoola. Everyone. Okay, is it really would you tell us?
If it wasn't, I would definitely not tell you. Okay, all
right, you just never come back. I got Also with us is a
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friends, thank you for having me. And what did you say you were
drink into the fruit salad? Liquid fruit salad. It's called a baywatch.
It's whatever parts rum and then orange juice and a splash of cranberry juice.
But I don't measure anything. I just eyeball it. Eyeballow it. That's
the way to go. Yeah, okay, all right, all right.
Also with us, it was agreed to say for another segment. You might
regret it. Lady and Nevin know Sean Engelman, right, Seohan, Is
that the cract finance nation of your name. Yeah, that's pretty, that's
pretty and close. Thank you so much. So. Sean is the brains
behind Creepy Acas, which is on YouTube, and they like huge puppets.
I mean, they're just funny, funny, you know, I want to
say puppets. Okay, we'll take that out, but they're very clever,
but very clever and very the whole way it's shot is I think is really
kind of funny. And you've been doing it for eight years. What's what's
how many? What's your audience like? Do you have any idea how many
people tune in? You know, it's hard to say because we have some
videos that had I think our best video we ever had was we did one
about thanks for Thanksgiving and mean and our mean character Sam had decided that for
Thanksgiving he was going to go hunt a turkey and of course, within seconds,
the turkey turns the tables, kills the cameramana chases him all the way
to a house and yeah, and uh, but that one, I mean
I think we had I mean between because we ran it twice, I think
we had like almost eight ten thousand views on That's good. That's the best
we've ever done. Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's great. Well
we yeah that was yeah, that was probably the best we've ever done.
I mean the worst. I mean, we had ones that have twenty views,
so you know whatever. But I think if you exactly, if you
watch one, you know you you want to watch more. You know what
I mean. It's it's you know, get that pop con. So listen,
So how how how much what percentage of the audience you think is high?
Right, I'm gonna say I don't know, fifty sixty percent, it's
probably than a half. Let's be real. Well, you know, it's
it's hard to know because our audience shockingly skews older. I like, I
would have thought it totally would have been like like college. Our audience is
thirty five to about sixty. Oh that's funny. So it's parents, it's
like parents. Third. Yeah, I mean, well now, yeah,
think it high. Think it doesn't mean they're not high, right, yeah,
yeah exactly. I mean it kind of comes from that point of view,
you know what I mean. It's just you know, like uh yeah,
you know, like and then the cartoon not the not the interfere in
this, but the Contoon Network ended last week, did you see that there
is no more Cartoon Network? If I read this thing right, And I
actually think it ended a while ago really, at least like it was the
beginning of the end, and they were they were getting rid of it.
And the way that they the way that they measured that the end was coming
was that they had updated Scooby Doo about five times. Is it Scooby Doo
with the thing with the kids station around right? And yeah, And they
updated it and made it more mode and stuff. And then when it when
the last variation, which I think was the fifth one, really tape it
off. They figured, Okay, all the Scooby Doo fans are grown up
and they don't care anymore, and they don't watch cartoons anymore, and kids,
college kids apparently getting high and watching Cortoon Network anymore, and so they
just stopped it. Then that's the end of it. And that's been around
for a long time. I used to watch it a long long time ago,
and it was it was cool, it was funny, you know.
I got a question for Sean again, Sean, were you're into the Creepy
Puppets? Uh? Do you follow any of the Creepy Puppet movies. Oh
you may like Meet the Feebles stuff like that. Yeah, you know,
there's we had a discussion before you went on talking about you know, the
Muppets and you know, using the Muppets character. There's a there's a movie
that I really liked that I don't think anybody else does. But it's called
Benny Loves You. Have you heard that? Benny is if you looked at
him, if you get a cheese, he looks almost like Elmo in any
ways, the very vicious they'll come after these people before they come after you,
knives and cutting people up. There in fact is uh personal life where
there is my his, his buddy. But anyways, I just wondered if
you follow any of that stuff. Well, uh, you know, I
was gonna say, I haven't heard of that one in particular, but I
know, like when I was younger, it was Full Moon Entertainment put a
bunch of movies call I think it's called puppet Master, and they were like
Marian Anny, yes, like yeah, and I thought, I mean that
movie yeah, And like Labyrinth too had a bunch of puppets and that and
and Labyrinth was shockingly creepy for a kid's movie. It was kind. I
mean it was a little spooky. Yeah, yeah, kids love it.
I love that movie as a kid, But that movie was spooky. And
then you also have David Bowie and his giant bulge in every shot, and
it is shocking to rewatch David Bowie's what he had a knife in his back
pocket? Is that what you said? No? His giant bulge. Giant
bulls. Yeah, he was packing. There was packing a banana every shot
like they show him, and you just it's like it's a kid's movie.
Yeah, right, well you're trying to have pocket? Are you glad to
see me? Wait, he's packing big. Okay, listen what we're talking
about food? Can I just switch this real quickly with the switching switch.
This is the skew of the show. Please tell us what did you have
for breakfast today? And I hope it's good. This morning, I got
got out of the house and went north to Tutor's Biscuit World. Yes,
this is gonna be Yeah. I love that place. I ordered. I
ordered two sausage wraps, you know, filled with scrambled eggs, cheese,
and sausage. Yeah, and hot black coffee. How you can have it
in a mug? Or in a like a sharer of home cup. But
I always get mine in a in a mug. Yes, because it makes
me feel like a grown up. Yes, yes, we agree. Wow
huh. So, so what you have two raps? What do they call
them? Sausage wraps? I actually only ate one and a half there,
save the rest for a little later. Wouldn't you have anything on the side?
Do you have any home fries or anything that shuff? No? No,
I own that you can get whatever the that the taters or whatever with
it. But no, man, that's just two fillings. And this is
the place you don't have to tip, right right, they don't. There's
no tip cup, there's no h you know. They they bring it out
to you on a tray, you know. So I'm gonna say that was
ten bucks? Uh? Yeah, I think it was somewhere around that.
Yeah. Okay, if you were going to leave a tip over your left,
oh, four or five bucks? Oh, I'm sure. Okay,
I don't know what's sypothetical because you can't do that. That's very strange.
It sounds very generous. And since I'm not I don't have to leave the
chippe. So wow, that's great. So while we're talking about I don't
know, mishmash stuff. Okay, real quick is we had a good friend,
Phil Vane some Winning Moves, was on a special trivia show last week
and he was talking about a new product that his company has. Now,
his company is the company that makes the Wuiji board. It also makes different
kinds of Monopoly. It makes all those old games that used to have sorry
and some risks and one one's favorite shoots and ladders and that kind of stuff,
right ink, Andy Land. And they had this new game out and
what it is, it's a it's a mashup of scrabble and Monopoly. Okay,
So I guess, and I don't know. I'm not good at scrabble,
and I don't know how to play Monopoly, but I guess the points
that you get from Scrabble are the dollars that you use in the Monopoly game
maybe or something like that. Well, this thing's a huge hit. It
was in the USA today the other day, and it was on my news
feed today and anyway, so I talked to film and he said, we
can give away one copy of it, all right, And I kinda believe
it closely about fifty bucks or even more so, why don't we do this?
We have to come up with a contest real quick, Raven, You're
good at this? Which should we should? Should we ask what kind of
drink Raven is drinking tonight? Yeah? Sure, it has a very specific
name that's actually probably perfect. Okay, the name of the drink? Did
you drinking? Time? It is? It is the bay Watch? The
bay Watch? Right? Just think David has Off Okay, all right,
and I don't think right what? Yes, maybe you think of David Hasselhoff
when you think of baby do you think? I don't What do you think
do you think of? You think of Pam Pam Anderson? Yeah? Okay,
awful and the awful portrayal by Lily James. I was just gonna say,
you think of Lily James? Then then I get sick to my stomach
and vomit. Really she was that bad in it at at the Lily James's
uh portraysformation Ja Pamela really yeah that made me sick your stomach? Okay,
I didn't you know, you know what the second about I like Lily James
is other rules, but Pam it just blew me away? Really yeah?
Yeah? Yeah? And then yeah, I was gonna say just intellectual sense.
Okay, wow, good, okay, did you write how many?
Okay? So, so what do we do? So that's we'll do is
at the end of the show, let's remember to ask what is the name
of Ravens drink tonight? And the first person who writes us at macloney don't
know what is it? What is it? Wingmen at macloney dot com?
Right, okay, yeah, okay, so the you know, the first
I know we can pull them out of the hat. So why don't we
see the first five? Yeah, the first the magic fish ball, the
first five emails we get to wingman at mcloney dot com tell us the drink
that Raven was drinking tonight, and you'll be in the running to get this
mash up between scrabble and Monopoly. Okay, you probably have seen it around.
It looks pretty cool. You might need about twelve hours on your hands
to play a game like that, right, but anyway, so just tell
us what the name of Raven's drink is tonight. It's called Baywatch. Think
of Pam Anderson, and you know we'll pick your name, hopefully out of
the magic fish ball. Okay, So let's you know that that would be
great if you could get rid of the scrabble part, but then just scrabble
is hard. I have no idea how to play Monopoly. And it's funny
that that that Phil is the mister Monopoly of the planet. But I just
I don't know. I guess they played once. I was like, really,
you know, just having a good time around the swimming pool, not
paying attention. But there's like a new rule now you don't have to build
the hotels, and I don't even know what the hotels have to do with
it. And the fake money and I was always the shoe and you know,
we always made up our own rules. Oh really, yuh huh oh
yeah, don't tell philther So, Sean, are you are you a game
board guy, you know, like Monopoly risk that kind of stuff. Well,
you know, I actually, uh that might at my day job,
I just invented a game that we're selling currently, uh and it and it
pertains to this. It's called squatch Out. Okay, it's actually more of
a card game. But if you if you see it about that was me.
So there you go. What's the tie into what you do as a
side hustle. Yeah, well, Originally it was supposed to be a game
based on Nessy because I didn't want to be labeled the big foot guy.
And uh, not that I have a problem with that, that's all right,
but it's like I didn't want to, like, I didn't want this
world encroach on my day job. But they suggested it should be a big
foot game because well popular. So I'm like, all right, what's the
game? What's what's the point for your game? What's the you know,
what is how do you win the game? So basically the game is everyone
gets four cards and then you basically you take cards and you have to like
take a peek at a card and and flip and exchange them until you get
uh you want to get as high of a number as you can, and
the higher the number, the deeper into the forest you went. And then
as you're doing that, every time we went around, you get to pick
a card that is a proof card, but you can't look at it till
the end. And then you do six rounds and then at the end you
flip Everyone flips over the proof cards and then some of them will be,
hey, you found you found a hair sample, or you found you a
video or someone will be like, oh, it's a hoax and that one
doesn't count. And then at the end, you whoever has the most positive
proof cards gets the closest to finding big Foot, but you never really find
them. So you know, it's like have you have you heard from Milton
Bradley's lawyas? What was that? Yes? Well that's cool? So so
how do you how do you is it distributed? How do people get ahold
of this thing? You can find that on some of my day job is
a place called Trent Enterprises dot com. You can also just find on Amazon
okay, and it's called satch out. What is it? U? Squatch
out? So that's s w It's s watch out okay, s watch Okay
again, have you ever seen one? Have you watched out? Have you
ever looked for a bigfoot? Have you ever you know, as far as
like the as far as like paranormal stuff goes, I have never seen a
big foot. I've never gone looking for bigfoot. I've never seen a cryptod
that I know of. Uh, I mean I will tell you that I
have. I have seen a guess a ghost is what you'd call it.
But that's about it. Well, what happened who was it was it?
It was it's so I years ago, uh, back in nineteen ninety five.
That's how that's how traumatizing this is. I'll tell you. It was
the winter of nineteen ninety five. Yes, I was working at a more
at a Safari theater, Morehead, Minnesota, Okay, and I was going
to college. And I agreed to fill in for the guy who normally cleans
the theaters at night because he was going to the Credence Clearwater Revisited tour.
Wow. Okay, yes, right, And so I was like, and
I was I remember because I was like, oh, I wanted to go,
but anyway, so I ended up. I was like, I agreed
to clean for him, and I did. And on the and I was
shampooing the carpets. And the first night, I remember, I'm shampooing the
carpets and all of a sudden, I just went from I'm pulling the shampooer
back and all of a sudden, I just like hit this wave of just
fear. I don't know how to explain that, but it was like I
went from hey, everything, I'm I'm literally singing along to Mariah Carey's dream
Lover in my headphones and all of a sudden boom, terror like instantly,
and I like and I thought I was being electrocuted, so I let,
I let go of the shampoo and I was like, oh, what the
hell is this? And and then like I just got this feeling like something
was standing like right next to me, like looking at me. And I
turned and I like looked down. It's this long empty hallway of just lit
by red exit lights and I'm just waiting to lock eyes. There's nothing there,
and I freak out. I unplug everything. I went home. I
came back early in the morning, finished before EE got there, and I'm
like, Okay, you know what, I probably just freaked out, No
big deal. The next the next morning, the next night, I'm in
theater two, same thing, shampoo and the carpet, and I'm at the
front doing the runner like the runners there and I'm again just had my headphones
on listening and bam, it hits me again, just fear out of nowhere.
And and again like I turned and I'm waiting till like lock eyes with
somebody sitting and win the seats or something. And I turned, I look
and there's no one there. And I'm like I remember just feeling and I
look up and there's a silhouette if someone just in the projection booth steped out
and I just crying, crying, and I could not stop, and I
turned her out. I just kept shampooing and I'm just like, there's nothing
there the stuff that I finished really because I'm like, yeah, and that's
a good work right there. I would have just shot out of the plane.
Was upsetting. Yeah, oh my god, yeah that sounds that's very
upsetting. Mentioned it was a sell love ahead. It's like in shoulders just
in the window looking down. I'm like, oh and uh and uh.
Then I went and I asked my I asked my couple of the people at
work there, Hey, you know, do you guys know about anything weird
being here? And they're like, oh, you gotta ask Greg because Greg
was the he was the manager, and he had been there forever. I
mean, he was the manager. He had been there since he was an
usher. And so I went and asked him and he was like, oh,
you were in theater too, weren't you. And I was like yeah.
He's like oh, and he's like, yeah, it happens all the
time, So what did you see? And he and he starts telling me
stories of things that people had seen, and it hit me that the night
when I first had my first thing where I had that like instantaneous like fear
thing. Yes, I where I was standing was directly under the projection booth
of Theater two, and I was like, oh god, no. Meanwhile,
this guy's that Keaton's clay out of you know what was that reviled?
He revisited, thinking so wow, that's yeah, he's having a great time.
He's like, I'm not doing with that's job now. Let's probably home
watching the Vikings or something. So anyway, so what we want to do
right now is just good to switchy uh switches tales from the Fringe. We'll
put the bumper in right here. And now it's time for another story from
the Lost Animals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report from the
Fringe. Switchy, what do you have for us? This comes from Fate
Magazine, July August twenty eleven. At the title of the article was Russian
Submarines and USOS that is, underwater submersible objects, written by Paul stone Hill.
Paul stone Hill is kind of like the Russian guy that would cover all
this stuff. He wrote the Soviet UFO Files UFO Case Files of Russia.
He's a writer and researcher. Now he had the first person he quotes,
researcher that he quotes in the article is vv Krephiva. That's as close as
I can get. Now. This guy, this particular researcher, learned about
many anomalous events dealing with strange craft going in and out of the water.
And he got this from several veteran officers of Soviet nuclear submarines. And these
these people had served aboard naval institutions and basses, secret naval institutions and basses.
This information came out of a series of lectures and they were, you
know, pretty standard lectures, but every once in a while they kind of
go off script a bit and talk about some of the strange things they had
encountered. A Lieutenant Commander Oleg Sokolov told how once when he was on duty,
he's looking through the pair scope and through the periscope he sees this unknown
object. Now it doesn't have a real good look at it through the periscope,
but this thing is just it's huge, it's unconventional and it's rising up
toward the surface. From Colonel Coulture, from the Colonel Coulture Archives, he
tell us of a sighting of a UFO by the crew of a Soviet nuke
submarine. They were to rendezvous with a ship in the Atlantic, and they
were at the rundezbou Point about an hour and a half early. Now it's
it's night. There's a great clear starfield up there. So the captain allowed
some of the crew to come up and shifts, just as kind of a
break. And there were no other ships. There were no other things in
the sky except the sailor on watch saw a cigar shaped object moving completely silently
through the night sky. They were in international waters at the time, and
at first they thought maybe this craft was American. This is about the mid
sixties, nineteen sixty five. They're onboard. Radar wasn't tracking this thing at
all, and they were thinking maybe they should get out of there and dive.
But suddenly three rays, three like beams of light shot out from the
UFO and do this thing. When they looked at it closer, that had
no towers on it, no horizontal like planes or rudders. This thing was
about two hundred and fifty meters long, and this is this is just huge,
and they knew it wasn't something from any other country. It landed on
the surface with its searchlights still on, and then slowly but completely submerged and
as it as it went under the water, the sonar picked up a some
kind of a intensive hissing sound of very short duration, and then it was
gone. Another syllivate UFO researcher named as cusive kin. Yea, you know
nobody knows Smith or Jones or Engelman's here. You say, okay, you
know you can make it any name you want, which because nobody would know
anyways, Okay, Sylvan as Willie Club who was also who was also a
physicist. Now he met with with local marine scientists and set Sebestopool, a
port city in the Ukraine. And they had descended into the depths of the
Black Sea in these bathscapes. Now that's got to be creepy. And at
one point they saw something like a giant wheel standing about a vertical standing about
ten stories high, and would stay immobile for a while, and then it
would slowly move to a horizontal position and then depart. Another researcher named Alexander
Petrokov described an incident that took place in nineteen fifty one. They were in
territorial waters of the USSR. A Soviet sub encountered a strange object of enormous
size. It did not respond to the request to identify itself. Then this
genius of a commander ordered depth bombs to be dropped into the area where this
thing was. What was he thinking? Not seen any nineteen fifties science fiction
movies? I mean, come on, and it was completely unaffected, and
it slowly ascended toward the surface, did not come to the surface, but
then moved away out of sight, probably thinking what losers. You know,
we could have incinerated them, but we've got too much on our itinerary,
okay. Circa nineteen seventy, a report issued by Rear Admiral V. A.
Dominiski, chief of the Pacific Fleet's Intelligence Department, described an incident where
a giant cylindrical object was spotted by the Soviet Navy in the Pacific Ocean,
about a thousand yards long, and then it's above the water, and then
at one point several smaller disc like objects exited the one end of the craft.
Plunged into the water, and they stayed under for a while and then
later returned to the giant cylinder and went inside. And then that thing moved
off and moved over to the horizon. And the last part of this is
In two thousand and nine, former Rear Admiral nuclear subcommander Eerie Beckton talked about
what they encountered in the Bermiter Triangle. They repeatedly tracked solid objects moving as
fast as two hundred and fifty miles per hour in the water, trying to
do that on the water. You know, So there's something you know,
we've we've talked about this before. Ivan Sanderson wrote a great book called Invisible
Residence when he he covers several chapters of chronicling strange things going under the ocean.
Now, I don't know what to make of it. There are some
people say, well, this is a separate civilization of humans that are just
remained hidden, or they're extraterrestrial beings that have bases. But you know,
there's too much of this stuff going on. You know, when I was
on a submarine, I never heard any cool rumors like this that we were
tracking objects that we're going hundreds of miles an hour under the water. Maybe
I was just you know, trying to get some sleep or get some chow,
and babe I missed it. But yeah, this is really really fascinating
stuff. And Paul stone Hill has always done a great job and covering all
of the stuff from the former Soliviet Union and a lot of things that we
would not know about if it hadn't been for his reporting. It's I think
it's almost like physically impossible to go under water. There's a certain speed,
there's like a certain limit that you can go, and it certainly isn't one
miles an hour. That's just that's some kind of other technology or something.
Well. I've heard some reports say that when they track these things, it
didn't seem like they were displacing water. I don't know how you do that,
but you know, we've heard stories at these things would apparently solid objects
would plunge into the side of mountains, right, you know, so you
know, who knows what we're dealing with or what kind of advanced technology it
might represent. How fast? How fast would your sub go? You're in
you're in like a hunt to kill a sub? Right about twenty seven knots
that at top speed or you're cruising it flank speed. I think it was
about that. And for the audience members that don't know what that is,
I don't remember. I have to actually punch it in on my uh you
know, we just happing about. I was talking about me does ballpark it?
Yeah, something like that. It's nothing, nothing to uh, you
know, earth shattering. You could probably hang on to the rudder and not
you know, shaking loose when you're so Yeah, that's like a stark difference
between two hundred and fifty. Yeah, right, Yes, When when you're
underwater, can you feel movement? Do you feel like you're moving? Sometimes
it's uh, if you're close to the surface and there's a bad storm up
there, you can be shaken around quite a bit. Were we were down
four hundred feet one time and it was a bad storm going on up there
and we could feel it. You really, yeah, that has been a
really bad And then and that's really bad if you're on a helmsman and plainsman
and you have to come to periscope depth for whatever reason and you don't want
to uh uh, you don't want to breach the water, but you've got
to put your your masts up and you know you receive radio signals and all
that. Well, that's really tough sometimes to control the sub and make sure
you don't breach. Yeah right, oh god, okay, no fund at
all. Did you did you ever have to deal with like people that were
with that? Did you ever have to do with people who are like sea
sick? Oh? Yeah, some people just see when when we when we
would leave New London, we couldn't submerge for I don't know about ten hours
because of the the shallow water there, and subs do not take the waves
on the surface while at all you want to get under as fast as you
can. And this one guy when when it was miss cooking, his name
was Cheeks because it was his nickname. This poor guy would be we would
be getting the trash ready, right, The dry trash you you compact and
you put in these mental canisters. The wet trash you put in wet bags
with the the the weights and all that stuff. And he'd gets sick.
He would just go in the bag. It was just very convenient and he
just steamed ahead. There was a Torpedoman that always got sick too, and
he had a tin can around his neck. We were We were a tough
freed Yeah yeah, it sounds it. Yeah, but but my god,
I didn't get seasick? Can you get called my mom and been like can
you come pick me up from the summer? At the enough point, I
tried to dialer, but you know, all I got was busy clipper.
You know, can you get sea sick if you're under the water, you
don't feel the rolling of the t once okay, once you settle out they
you know, things were pretty much fine. It was just it was the
movement of the waves. Yeah, yeah, the surface. Yeah huh.
I still couldn't do that job. I would still be so quast aphobic and
just so freaked out all the time. You know, but that's just me.
So what's what's what's next for the creepy acas? Have you heard from
the you know what's the green ache is? People? You should have a
litigation list about a mile Yes, taught me right, break away, start
choking, so creepy, because what's next? What's what's down the road?
You guys should be discovered. You should really somehow get your work out to
somebody, you know what I mean? We we got yeah, well,
no no agent yet. But we got some more videos coming. Like I
said, we started doing the podcast and that's been doing. That's been doing
all right, that's been doing okay. And with that we got Laura Cram
from the Spooks, Creeps and the sort of Devilry podcast who Steve knows,
and she's been she's been great helping us with doing that. She's our she's
our host for that. We're hoping that that. We're hoping that we'll bring
in a new audience that will then discover the videos. Yep, yep.
Yeah, pretty much just hitting everything we can, hoping to god we can
at some point get discovered. I don't know, do you have uh you
guys are in like the animation business then right a broad category is it?
Is there a trade show or a like a conference actually you could participate in
and get some recognition that way. You know, I'm not really certain.
I mean, the thing is like when it comes to puppets, it's it's
automatically I mean, you're you're automatically like kind of behind the I mean if
we if we did it, if we did it animated, we would actually
be better on Yeah. Yeah, once you do puppets, people are just
like Nope, they're funny though. I think it's funny. Though it's funny
to see I think it's a kid Yeah, they think it's a kid show.
I think it's like a kid show, but it's it's really kind of
weird twisted. Yeah, that's the thing. It's twisted adult show. Yeah,
that's why Cartoon Network Midnight that type of stuff. You know, a
cartoon network went away. That would have been perfect for us. Answer your
question, no, we do not have any sponsors. I pretty uch fun
the whole thing myself. Do you really homely man? So that's why.
I mean, it's it's probably a paining the answer you to do the promo
because you're doing everything else, right, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
I mean it's all on my own schedule, you know, like we're
I mean even now, like I you know, I do have the guys
asking me why do we because we haven't put out a video in a while.
We've been working on one for quite some time. But we put a
lot of effort into the podcast, but it all like just you know,
funnels through me at the end of the day. So if it's to be
difficulty and then like how like we were talking how I found you with the
today in creepy History. Yeah, you do all those drawings yourself, and
you find out that information yourself. Like that's like a whole other task on
its own. Yeah, And that is a and that's a chore unto itself,
because I mean, we have people send us stuff all times says,
hell, you know you should do this, or you should do that.
But when I get that stuff, I have to verify it just to make
sure like that it's not just their story or that it's not out of a
book or you know, you know what I mean, that's not right or
something. Yeah, exactly, Because I mean I've had plenty of people send
us stuff where it's like it turns out to be yeah, exactly like you
said, creepy pasta or it's like, well that's not a real thing.
Yeah. So but but thankfully I have a massive library. I have a
mass so so I go through there. It's like and I go through so
I have you know, I have great there. There's a lot of fantastic
authors out there that really really do a bang up job with this stuff.
To hunt this stuff down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what must be
fun you keep doing it, so it must be fun, you know,
Oh absolutely, yeah. I mean that's it's fun to speculate and wonder,
and that's the best part of all of this is like I don't have any
answers, but it's fun to think about it, right. You know.
A lot of the I follow, like tons of people on YouTube, and
some of them I know have been given like basically, uh, Comedy Central
has reached out to them for doing like pilots and stuff like that. Like
this strikes me as something perfect for Comedy Central, which I think is still
around. I'm pretty sure, I mean, you know, and this isn't
like your which I not like. I love puppets, I don't like people
like the comic that does the puppets. I don't know his name. Definitely,
yes, Okay, I'm just like apparently being real salty towards everyone tonight,
but he like annoys me. But like, I think it's more because
like he I don't know, I'm not even going to go off on a
tangent, but this would be perfect for a Comedy Central type setting because it
is kind of on the it's on the darker side, it's on the adult
side, clearly, yes, And I just think people would find the sun.
I really hope that that takes off. Yeah, well, that's our
goal was, like, we want to have fun with the subject, but
not make fun of the subject. But we also wanted to be accessible to
people who don't know anything about the subjects and our overall, my overall goal
is that people would watch something like this kind of laugh about it, but
then but then afterwards be like I mean, it would be like a doorway
for people who don't care about this stuff to be like maybe discover it and
be like, well, I don't know, like what do you like?
What do you think about because even like my homework on it exactly. Yeah,
I mean, like my my sister doesn't care at all of or did
not care about any of this stuff. This is all ridiculous nonsense to her
whatever whatever. But even she now owns books on big Foot because she's kind
of maybe you know, like it at least opened the door for her to
kind of make it okay for her to check it out. And now she's
started looking at some of this stuff. So yeah, wow, so you've
had some converts then, so a little bit. Yeah, let me ask
this, So you do have favorite puppet movies, favorite puppet shows. I
have my favorite puppet movie. My favorite puppet movie will always be the Muppet
Movie. Up. Yeah, the Muppet Movie. Jim Hanson's Muppet Movie is
perfect. It's absolutely interesting. I mean, I mean as far as because
that's that was the movie that I grew up. I mean that when I
was a kid, I saw theater sitting in the front row. I totally
remember it. Love right, did you see what is a Team America?
Raven? Is that the Steve America with a little mar Okay, the best
part of that movie is when I don't remember any of the character's names,
but when the lead guy leaves the bar and he's like so piss drunk and
he just throws up for like a twelve full minutes and then lands in it.
Yes, and it's so narly, like it looks so gross and it's
a freaking puppet so funny. Well, let's not address the elephant in the
room. How about the puppet sex and the movie? Okay, it's like
unedited, unedited versions of it. I've seen the unedited unedited version. Has
anyone seen that showing hands? Yeah? Okay, yeah, okay, of
course it is. It is grim. It is entertaining, But it's that
they have puppets doing it is funny. It's fun about puppets enjoying the bloodily
functions. I guess you can't. You can't unsee that now, Yeah,
that's for sure, right, and then they just go on and save the
world. It's funny. The music is funny in that everything about you know,
everything about it is very funny. Look at look what happened at Barbie.
You know she's a big time now. Bobby just passed one billion dollars?
Did you see them? One billion dollars in tickets? So it's supposed
to be a feminist movie, did you know that? Raven? I don't
see it that being a feminist movie. But they's a feminist grovie as you
guys know, Like I was a g I Joe girl. I was always
like a tomboy, so I never did barbies except for when I completely defaced
my sister's barbies and I drew on them. And I'm hearing so many good
things about this movie and how mad it's making some some men out there,
and I'm like, well, now I need to go see it, because
you know, if it's if it's making people that I don't like mad,
then good, let's go. Well I almost tried this weekend. Now think
of this is to get X's wife, X's wife. You're on the home
X's wife take to trick X into meeting us at the theater to go see
Bobby. Can you imagine next seeing Bobby? Yeah? Yeah, he didn't
return to the X is gonna leave? Yeah, yeah, Well he makes
so much noise at the back. I would say, you know, clos
sit over there, don't sit in there me. But it'd be funny be
asked because a lot of people, you know, they say it's it's more
serious than you think. It has a message, bad bad dad. You
know, it's all it could be all just hype too. Oppenheimer is a
little bit of hype and ball there, you know Oppenheimer. I don't think
I'm gonna go see the barding. Yeah, to see when it's free or
something like that, maybe you know, get drunk. So I am.
I'm like, yeah, let me just wait until it's like streaming and like
I'll just rent it. Same with like Oppenheimer, because that's three hours.
Your girl can't make it three hours, right, I need to pause it.
I need to get up. I need to get the Frink. I
can't for my wife. I want to go the Oppenheimer. I get the
tickets in my hand, front row seats, comfortable seats to handle her back
condition. And now I'm going by myself. It looks like, yeah,
it's she's not she's not too keen on it. It's a long Donate the
ticket to somebody who needs it. Yeah, just be some homeless guy was
sitting next to you at the in the theater. You yeah, yeah,
it's a small theater. It's not an Imax or it's a it's a community
theater here in Lymington, England. Yes, and it's a it's just gonna
be. But it's a three hour movie. Man, I slice it,
you see yea, yeah, just grove the facilities and they're okay. It
could be cut down. They could easily have cut an hour out of the
movie easily. He's in. Also put titles underneath my little subtitles or something.
You know, this is doctor you know for me. He's in in
Chicago. I hate to say it, but it's all these guys who are
academics, white shirts, black ties, and lots of black bood, lots
of chalk and ship. You know, you don't know who the hell they
are, but they're important people on this, you know. And who's that
guy you know Mac? Unless this is something you're doing for a college report
ahead, Why do you really care? Because I can't. I have to
because I went to film school. As you know, I went to film
school, and I have I can't help. But see how the sausage is
made. The sausages, Yeah, it really. It kind of ruins it
in a way, but it's much better in a wrap though. Is it
real? On my trick? You've been in film school? Okay, yes,
go ahead. Wait why did they release Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same
day with it the Barbie versus the Bomb? I mean, was that a
marketing plan? It's a marketing plan, by the truth, the two movie
companies, right, yes, And I'll know not to waste time on this,
but I'll tell exactly what it is. Is Tom Cruise the tooth Okay,
you can't handle the tooth actually saved the cinnamon industry last year with the
top gun movie. Okay, Wait did you say the cinnamon industry? Did
I say cinnamon? Yeah? Yeah, the cinema industry. Okay, I
thought it was also the cinema. He saved it because most big movies,
you know, especially during the pandemic and you know, the postpedim depicting all
that stuff, were released on streaming and they'd make as much money, they'd
make even more money, frankly, right, But they wanted to bring people
back into the movies. So he agreed to release his movie in the movie
theaters. All right, huge success. Huge. I don't really like the
guy, but huge, you know for the kind of forward thinking you need
in Hollywood or letter and the show biz. It was a great move.
So that's last year. A lot of people came to the theater, people
got out, spent money, et cetera. This year, they go,
what do we have? We have these like two huge movies. What do
we do? We'll release them on the same weekend. Before that was a
whole they would they would like fight each other in alleys depend you know,
trying to figure out what weekend you're gonna release your movie on. These two
they got it together and they said, and they call it Bobbyheimer and Bobby
and it's worth freaking Bobby a billion dollars, give me a break. It
came out like three weeks ago. That's a billion dollars. That's a shrewd
move. And Oppenheimer is probably right behind you know. So anyway, that's
my national appeal. There's my films not happening. So anyway, it'd be
funny if Expert to go see Bobby, he'd probably fall in love with it.
By the dollars. Yeah, well, I was gonna say, watch
he like loves it. It would be funny. Hey, switch you're putting
up the sign of the train wreck is that? Does that mean we're coming
into the station? I sense the show is is getting close to around.
Yeah, it's about yeah, about seven minutes. Okay, yeah, sevenutes.
So the tortilla to go with it, that's all what so anyway,
and cheese wrap, yeah, I want that thing. That's so switchy.
When I saw my trip to Florida was it was a there were hamburgers shaped
like hut dogs. I thought that was kind of cool. Hamburgers shaped.
Yeah, yeah, there were hamburgers, but there were hot dogs. They
were shaped like hot dogs. I stood in front of the case like about
two minutes, just my draw open and awe. Someone would come up with
that idea. There's something wrong about that that's a real thing. Yeah,
yeah, well down South. I was in South Carolina at the time,
you know, so no, there's a lot of stuff there. Yeah.
I would try it once faces accurate and I was like something Switchy would have
down South. Yeah, well that's I was down South as a wow.
Wow, oh my god. So switch South America. Where South we're talking
about? Then the Western Western Park. I'm just barely on the other side
of the Mason Dixon Li Yeah, on the losing side. So well,
listen, they don't open up a history book, but this is west by
god Virginia. Yeah, okay, they got, they get. They succeeded
from Virginia. Did they really why Let's say if they formed? Uh well,
I think it had to do with slavery. Okay, I'm not that
much of a historian. Had another weird history better a million jokes man.
Cryptids don't don't. Don't get too scholarly on me about real history. No
chance of that here. Let me, we have like three minutes left.
Let me I'm gonna ask Sean this because he knows seems to know a lot
about it. So there's actually like erotic drawings of cryptids. Is that what
I heard about an hour ago that I dreamed about. It's it's not it's
not drawings. It's actually like erotic fiction that you can get on like Amazon.
And the crazy thing is when you see the cover photos, they don't
check. So like a while back, they had a company called oh what
was his? Jeff Buyers had a company where they did Bigfoot action figures stuff,
and his action figures are on the cover of this book. And he
didn't know it. Okay, they just used it. Yeah, And but
it's just it's just exactly what you think. It is just smut with Mothman
and big Foot. And she I knew that moth Man he was a player
of man. I can tell because who made the statue of the pull on
quadas out of his ass? Barbara quarters in there and then switch now is
doing the lord's work pulling them out? Well, no, no, I
do the Lord's work by by revealing to people. They may they walk up
there and listen. This mothman doesn't get much action. I'm just gonna be
a little sounds like he gets action. If you look at him, he
looks like a candle. He does not have a schmekeel. What people what
people don't know is you know? They I show him there's a man in
black in the second story window staring at you. Yea the mannequin obviously.
But when I go through the deal, I helped them if they got a
group, I take their picture altogether, and they say, you can't leave
until you discover the secret of the moth Man. You have to experience the
full Monty. So then I take him around to the back and they the
kids really crack up. They'll say, oh, it's morth Man's butt,
and I'll say, no, no, we're very refined here. It's the
shiny heiny. So he just have a pretty firm twitus. But maybe this
ain't getting no action. There's no David Bowie bulge, is what we're saying
in the front. No, I'll take it personally. Wow, huh okay,
more than we need to know about moth Man. So they were actually
stories with moth Man. Is you know, getting on with some kind of
you know girl that looks like a trick into something? Yeah? Yeah,
basically it's it's exactly what you're thinking. It really. It's like romantic smut,
but instead of a dude, it's a it's bigfoot or it's moth Man,
or there's also there's also gay rotica that has big foot in the dude,
so like, you know whatever, it's that. It's so funny that
you mentioned that. I just learned about that like a month ago, and
my mind was blown to pieces. Yeah, it was crazy when we figured
out. We're like, well, how are we going to top this?
You can't, can't, You just can't. You got to write your own
at that point, Go ahead, club, Go ahead, club, Marc.
I just wanted to say, you know, you might want to check
that out. It might get you off. Still, you know what X
he's trying to say, xam stuff. Friends. I just monitor that to
say what's up and and to and to see, uh, you know what
one one is up to. Basically you get that over there, you get
the X hamster over there. Money. Yes. Uh. I had to
call the cable company and make sure that my content filter was turned off because
yeah, this is this place is a rental and the person who owns it
set the content to PG more or less just in case you really you have
to change of kids by default. So I had to go in there and
but we are what you to do that you're good, Quinn, that's good.
I wish they would wrap up this Russia Ukraine wall. You know why
they kind of off a lot of Russian sites when that's shooting on their man.
Well, listen, why don't we wrap the show up about that?
Sorry? You have that Ukraine flag there? How are they doing there?
The Ukraine's club? You're a big not too good? Okay, all right?
I think they just get our tanks next month sixteen. Yeah, that's
gonna make I think they'll lay them all by them on purpose. And they're
hitting these tackets that are well outside of Ukraine, which is really gonna be.
Where are we something for what's going on over there? Anyway? So
why don't like it? Because I'm so close to it? Now, don't
worry, you won't hear, you won't feel the thing? Money god yeah,
steroids comment, Yeah, that's right. It's a race. It's a
race anyway. All right, Why don't we wrap up the show? Right?
Would you say? Okay? We can getting shrugs all around? That
mean jazz, I want to thank our like Sean Engelman, have you ever
thought of shutting in your name like just a Sean? Yeah? Yeah,
liked just from you got mad. You gotta excuse him. His education is
do it just to high school. And that's You'll feel even worse when I
tell you that my middle name is John. So my name is actually Sean
John Shaman. Sean, yeah really, now I like it. Yeah,
Okay, that's like John Cougar Melon Campus. That three names going on,
and you get a lot more talent than that town must karaoke singer. So
look at you should use your entire name. You should use your middle name
because now it it kind of blows off the tongue, you know, say
it again, Sean John Engelman. Right, yeah, you have the brand
John John Engelman. That's that's what the kids at school used to sing to
me to make fun of me when I was a little kid. Oh really
yeah, you know it sticks, it stick burns a little Oh okay,
how are there's a way to get and then you beat them up? Right
I was. I was a little fat kid. No, not a lot.
Now, well yeah, you get a bag of Nichols, you see,
you get a sick fill of Nichols. Anyway, now I found him
a little off track. So thank you for joining us, John, Thank
you for joining us John. So it's creepy ach is on YouTube. Very
funny, really kind of twisted, kind of comedy stuff. Really really kind
of cool, human size puppets. You can't beat it. Thanks Sean for
coming out. I really appreciate it. Do it. Let's get my class,
I mean, thank you. Clap them off? Okay, joins real
soon let's go to well, let's go to YouTube. Guys. Okay,
you're ready for the getaway anytime. We're going to the Moose tonight. By
the way, Wanning was going to the Moose tonight. We'll say hello to
go to the moose. Okay, uh? Alan an album? Yes,
what's the face for me? Yeah? You know what I mean? Yeah,
trying not to say her name, but she asked for me. What
do you remember me? We'll say, okay, well, so we'll ask
you tonight. How about that? All right? Ask us? She remembers
me, okay, el will you're taken care of that. I don't even
know what she is. I went out of the UFOE mechanic. Thanks for
dreaming us and in the school. Glad to be here. Macco was Uh,
it was enlightening. Were you happiest sad that the women's soccer team lost?
Yes? And no happiest, sad happy happy that they lost? Ye,
why I'm sad, I'm sad. Everyone's sad. Why an't you happy?
What's mad with you? Are they not the ones who refused to Uh?
Yeah? The national anthem? Bunch of punks? Yeah. Also,
very famous crime novelist mocks the pool of thanks for joining us tonight. I
had a great time. Okay. How's that pepsi? That pepsi will kill
you? Yeah? I think it just keeps me busy? Really is it
is? That's not going to kill me? There's a lot of the things
that is it? Really? Now you want pepsi on their ass? Now?
I'm seeing the diet any diet drinks as you or I don't see.
I don't see any rats in the studio, the dirty rats they were all
they're all dead. How with the bees? Real quick? How with the
bees? Bees are still hanging in there? I don't know what you gonna
go in? I made start digging them up and see what's going on in
there. But major, major be mail functioned down the island the other day.
They started pile driving for this house one street over, and the bees
started this. It was a beatin ado. It was the weirdest freaking thing,
man, literally a bet, but I've swarmed and I'm not sure,
but it might have because the pile driver they use now is one of those
vibrating ones that's not a bang one. So it just it just shook the
ground. It felt like like it was an earthquake. And the next thing
I know, there's fifty thousand bees in the air and the neighbors are all
freaking out. So I called Mac. I called a couple of the people.
I go, look at you want to see something you may never see
again. Walk out your door right now, and it's like this cloud of
bees and a freight train sound going. It was weird. It was a
really kind of auto limits moment. It was different. Oh man, So
I bet, I bet the rabbits were going crazy. Yeah, there's way
too many of them. There's a lot of rab is not enough cuyotes.
Hey, Mac, check out Ravens screen right now. It went away.
That's weird. Funky stuff goes on. It's like we're seeing what's going on
in Raven's Head's thinking all these things really quick, continuously drinking. Yeah,
yeah, it's like that show Max's Headrew remember that one. Yeah, yeah,
yep, yep, just like projecting on my laptop Raven headroom. Okay,
once, get some jokes and then thank you Switching for joining us tonight.
Switch. It was my pleasure, good time and great to have Sean
on the show. Yeah yeah, really entertain Yeah yeah, you guys really
got it going on club. Thanks for joining us. Now you can dip
into those dunking donands. Man, what do you got? I'll tell you.
I'm right now. I just so much to digest from the show.
My head is spinning. Okay, all right, yep, and so you
got you got a dozen duncan donands to help you digest stuff I got.
I got a thumb in the bag. I don't count them. I just
reaching if one is there? Ild it not interrupt real quick, Sean,
Maybe you should make up a great white shark puppet. He would be pretty
pretty interesting. Then you could do a lot of damage with a shark.
But then you have the set, you have the setting Night Live Lawyers on
your d Yeah yeah, Meg, make your shark Nato kid. I'm not
sure how you do in the air in a fan. You know they have
a cocaine shock. There's a cocaine shock movie. That's funny one. Thanks
for journey Swanny. You're welcome. Okay, my pleasure, and it's an
honor to do the show. You're still got to call me at some point,
but looks say, the pressure is off as far as okay, let's
talk about it. Okay, Okay, when the pressure is off, let
me remind people that we have a contest now if you can be one of
the first five people to write to mcmlonwy wing me in at mcmaloney dot com,
hit the contact button and tell us the name of the drink the Raven
was drinking tonight. What's the name of Raven's drink? Raven one more time?
That is the Baywatch. The Baywatch. Okay, you will win a
brand new version. It's a mashup between Scrabble and Monopoly. This is like
the biggest thing now in game board world, and I don't know. It's
probably worth about fifty bucks from our friend phil or Vanes from Winning Moves.
They make all the kind of games that you want to know. Okay,
I'm sorry, I looked it up to see the name. It's just called
Monopoly Scrabble. It's eighty dollars eighty bucks really. Yeah, okay, we
don't put my name. The article says, but I just read and it's
literally just called Monopoly scrabbleb I a weird combination though, Yeah, it is
a weird combination. Well they put together. There's a mashup between ring things
in Twinkies. Did you hear about that club? They're literally a mashing that's
the ringing Oh my god, oh my god. Anymore. Yes, they're
well the chocolate covered cage with with healthy, creamy filling in the middle and
tons of chocolate covering it. Yes, ringing round too. I think like
rolled up kind of things. The circular Yeah, yeah, that's like whoopy
pies on a lot of circu they're like rolled in a circle. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not a Swiss wor no thinking of the products tastes like they
used to it they don't, and of course on a tastepot's not what they
were when we were kids. Hey, Sean, but Sean, see what
you're signed on for. I could use eat devil dogs. Let's not cooking
segment foods. We're criting little Debbie snacks. So you're talking food. You're
you're you know, you understand, Yeah, t devil dogs. It's my
favorite. Yeah, I love double dogs. Come on you killing reach it
rip the plastic anyway. Okay, let's do the plugs. The plugs on
homes Troops. Homeshot Troops is an organization that, on the odd donations are
able to build houses for veterans in post nine to eleven combat. That'd be
the Afghan Wall, the Iraqi Wall. Some of these folks came home missing
a limb. And what Homeshot Troops does. What Homeshot Troops does is that
they build houses that are adaptable to their needs. So not a lot of
steps, while the doorways low account the space, stuff like that. And
when the house is finished, they rip up the mortgage. They give them
the keys, they do not, they give them the house. They do
not have to worry about a mortgage payment hanging over their heads every month.
And they were able to go out and really join society. Again. Uh,
these are people who gave a lot for us, so we should give
to them. Homes Rot Troops. Just ninety percent of charity dollard goes to
our veterans. Just go on Google and check them out Homesrot Troops. And
that's it. So I want to thank everyone for listening and until next time.
This is MAC for the entire gang saying be safe, be happy,
and bye bye