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Lords. Thank you. Yeah, that's on me. Yeah, it is
what it is at this point, perhaps Vega, you gave voice to that
thought. Should I detact this thing before it attacks me? Is it like
circle? Is it dangerous? Did you? Did you say that out loud?
I said that out loud? Like what would you like to spend another
portablementum to answer the question? Is it dangerous? Not? Okay? It
should probably only be dangerous if someone were bleeding. It's almost your size.
It's not going to try and kill you unless it thinks that it can get
away with it. Okay, it would need to spend some time eating you
because its mouth. It's certainly not big enough to take like huge chunks out
of you. Yeah, okay, it examines you. It gets within maybe
maybe five feet. It brazenly close and then it turns away and it slaps
its tail to get a burst of speed to get away from you. You
can feel it in the water. Oh boy. Well, yeah, as
propel a hundred and twenty pounds of bastard fish away from us. Bastard fish
is strong. That's strong, all right. So one hundred twenty pounds of
bastard fish propels itself away from you. Everyone's feeling, I mean, how
are you feeling? I'm comfort man, Yeah, pissed moist thorn diver,
but moist rides again. I mean SNI was correct. I did give myself
a new title a while back. I did see that. Yes, you
are the moist thorn diver. I am the moist thorn diver. Well,
if we're not getting attacked in media three by fish, shall we which we're
almost there right, Yes, the sun has dipped mostly beyond the walls of
the valley, and as such it's starting to get pretty shadowy dark. The
tree line begins to thin, and about a hundred yards away from the island,
the trees cease entirely, and very suddenly the ground level drops off.
We have to swim. You will have to swim the remaining distance you far,
Corey, you are my friends, are my biggest homies in real life.
But right now, eight eighteen pm, you were a motherfucker just throwing
that out there. I'm actively looking for a large branch or piece of wood
that is floating somewhere, one that I could theoretically employ like a kickboard,
or that somebody else could use if they're not feeling there. Yeah, there's
there's dead wood floating around. Okay, if you're gonna find a few suitable
candidates, and I'm gonna totally not roll any dice to see if there's any
North American murder logs amainst the other logs. How far do we have to
swim? America is not even in the last yards under yard yards. Thank
you? At least say North fake America like North fake America. Listen,
they are North American murder logs, whether or not we are in North America.
Okay, these counterfeit murder logs, Uh no, they are. They
are the predecessors of the North American murder log Oh my God, do you
know what that means? That means there could be an ancestor there's bit logs
too. If there's counterfeit, stop immediately. I'm throwing the X out right
out there on that. So, yeah, you find a suitable log,
you can use a boogie board. Yeah, because then some drifting wood,
we can use our legs more and wouldn't maybe get less tired, and it
can fit like two of you. So maybe the one with the fucked up
leg and the one with the fatigue level. Yeah, it makes sense to
me, makes sense to me. All right, well shall we go for
it? No time like the present. Let's swim, get no other option,
So hundred yards to go, then it's dry land. I hope everybody
give me the difficulty one athletics check. I can fuck that up. I'm
going to invest a fortune point. You probably should. Yeah, I'm using
one of the momentums actually for the two of you on the log. This
one is going to be a difficulty zero. So may you look at that.
Maybe I don't spend a fortune point. I take my fortune point back.
Thank you once again. The legend the man who hates success. Yeah
no, but you still Yeah, listen it's a target number ten. All
right, I have to power game so that I'm possible for Luck to fuck
me out of something. The only reason I've passed any of my survival checks
in classic fashion, I spent the momentum to gain a momentum on it.
Technically, I also generate a momentum because on an athletics check, I have
a strong back. You see, yes, got it that's cracked. You
do have a strong back. Got it from stabbing an alligator or across.
I don't remember what it was. I don't know what happened is when it
death rolled on you. It was like a chiropractor visit. It fixed all
my old problems. Yeah, God, haven't been this number of years.
Counteracted some of the damage to the Bossonian logbow years of use as delta skeleton.
Wow, his pinched on one side and like wide open on the other.
No, I wasn't even press all my ribs. You're just kind of
poking into my lungs though. Oh god, alrighty, So you guys make
it halfway across. You make it your first fifty yards without too much trouble.
I would like some resistance checks from everyone who's in the water. Though,
Christ, can I spend a fortune point? Now that's where I'm spending
my fortune point for the record. Difficulty is going to be too on this,
So that's exactly why I'm spending a fortune point. Baby, I'll spend
my last fortune on this. I needed it too, all right, I
spend one. I generrite moment momentum on that too. Two. Oh my
god, four successes for Phaedra. Yeah, we have maxed out. That's
good. I'm going to use some of that next round. Actually, wait
a minute, Oh that that's not untrained for Phaedra. Right, so that
was actually five successes? Yes, yeah, Look the boogie board is great.
Fogyboard is fantastic. Yeah. Also, you've traveled over a very large
chunk of the cotton. Kind of makes sense that you beasted that check.
I also wanted to be said that I spent my last fortune. Yes,
so now I get to just fail my athletics check. That'll be fun.
Good did your snidley? Did you spend a fortune? Yeah? You did?
Everyone is so fortunate. Harty am I world live. Yes? Is
this all right? Could one of you I'm going to nominate Jordan. Jordan,
could you rule one D four please, that's a that's a teret dice.
I'm scared because is determined how many murderlogs know us those even Stephen?
Alrighty, then, so you guys are as I said halfway across, you're
still going. Stamina's holding up. Poor Cole is tired, but he's making
do phedras, you know, getting some water therapy in on her twisted leg.
And she's feeling pretty awesome. Actually, it's been a pretty good day
to be Phaedra. And all the sudden there is a sense of motion in
the water and Octimer, you feel a very powerful suction suddenly drag you under
cool. I always knew I would die moist the swamp. No, yeah,
how do I not be dead right now? For those of you watching
everyone's swimming, you're all kind of keeping your eye on each other, watching
the water, looking for movement. When so suddenly, he barely makes a
squeak, Octimer just gets yanked under the surface and Octomer. As you descend
into the water, you are surrounded by complete darkness. Dave