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I saw something really funny on social
media that is called any movie line followed

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by you piece of shit. Oh
use the force, you piece of shit,

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or I'm the king of the world, you piece a shit. And

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it made me and Susan laugh so
hard last night. So think of a

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movie line and then finish it with
you, piece as shit, and I

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eat your dinner, you piece of
shit. Tina, you fat lard,

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eat your dinner, you piece of
shit, piece of shit. May the

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Force be with you, you piece
a shit. Man. I always think

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of the notebook every time I think
of movies. So it's I wrote you

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three hundred and sixty five letters.
I wrote you every day for a year,

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you piece of shit. See that's
funny. Uh, here's looking at

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you, kid, you piece a
shit. You can't handle the truth,

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you piece a shit. My mama
always said life is like a box of

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chocolate, you piece of shit.
Jenny just walked in. We're doing a

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game that I saw on Instagram where
you take any famous movie line and finish

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it with you piece of shit.
For example, there's no place like home,

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you piece of shit. So think
of a movie line and then we'll

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finish it with you, piece of
shit. I'm not like a regular mom.

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I'm a cool mom, piece of
shit. I was gonna go mean

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girls to you. On Wednesdays,
we wear pink, you, piece of

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shit. Yeah, okay, good, I like it. Now. There's

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obviously tons that we have forgotten,
but I want to inspire you to send

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an email with maybe three or four
different movie lines so we can continue this

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for a couple of days. So
you will write down a couple of movie

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lines and then finish it with you
piece of shit. So, and we

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obviously can't do this on the radio. This is only Minnesota. Goodbye material.

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Have you got any more to wrap
it up? Bailey? Yeah,

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you're a wizard, Harry, you
piece of shit. It's also in inflection

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of you, piece of shit as
well. It's a part of the line.

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Yeah. I don't know what other
ones you've already said, but have

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you said this one? Say hello
to my little friend, you piece of

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shit? Yeah? Yeah, I
like that one. Yep, I'll be

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back, you piece of shit.
It's if you just think of like a

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movie. This is like a good
car ride game. So if you're on

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your way up to the cabin,
you can just bust this out and then

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everybody gets to do their you piece
of shit. You had me at hello,

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you piece of shit. I'm scrolling
a little bit here because there are

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more. You're gonna need a bigger
boat, you piece of shit. Et

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phone home, you piece of shit. I'll have what she's having, your

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piece of shit. I see dead
people, you piece piece of shit.

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Last one, nobody puts baby in
a corner, you piece of shit.

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That actually probably would have enhanced that
scene even more. That probably would have

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Yeah, movie, I've never seen
dirty dancing, never seen dirty dancing.

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We really don't have any desire to. Somebody got on me last week because

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i'd never seen Blues Brothers, and
to me, Blues Brothers was like one

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of those movies where I didn't want
to see it when I was a kid,

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when it was new, and I
don't want to see it now when

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people are like, no, it's
so good, it's so funny, there's

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so many memorable lines in there,
and I'm like, I'm sorry. It's

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the same way some people don't ever
want to see Star Wars. It just

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doesn't do anything for them. Same
way like I never want to watch Lord

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of the Rings or any of the
those weird weird. Yeah, yeah,

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Harry Potters is so good. I
understand obviously it is because it's huge.

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It's just not my thing. I
will never taste in movies and TV me.

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But really, I like suspenseful drama. I like pulp fiction. I

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like No Country for Old Men.
I liked Beverly Hills Cop the first one.

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I do like Back to the Future. I like a little comedy here

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and there. Okay, but if
it's got a dragon or an old man

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carrying around a staff made out of
a tree branch, fuck that shit,

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I'm not watching it. I'm not
watching an old man walk around with gray

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hair and a wizard's cap leaning on
a staff made out of a tree branch.

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More for me, then, you
piece of shit? Piece of shit?

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Are we gonna call this episode?
You piece of shit? Why not

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sound smart? I think we should. Okay, let's move on to the

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emails, you piece as shit,
and see what we got. I get

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to get the right tab open here, which always takes me a little longer

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than it should. Okay, here
we go. Don't say my name.

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I'm writing in to see how people
make friends when they move to a new

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place. I moved in August of
last year to a small farming town.

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I worked at a costco that is
one of those more busy stores where I

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got injured. I was out for
four months. I wanted to transfer to

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a slower paced store, so hopefully
it won't happen again. I got approved

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on my transfer and moved two hours
away from anybody that I knew. I've

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tried meeting people while I was working, but everyone has their groups, so

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it's just me and my six year
old. I've enrolled them in things,

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and I would talk to other parents
in school functions. But because it's a

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small farming community town, everybody grew
up knowing everyone, and here I am

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rolling up from the cities, like, who the hell is this chick.

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I'm just lost on how I can
make an adult friend when I moved to

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a new town when you're not much
for drinking. Thanks for any input.

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I am not the person to ask
about how to make friends. So,

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Bailey, you have a million friends, what would you do? I would

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say, I mean, you're in
a small town, so I'm not sure

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exactly what's available to you. But
if you have like a community garden or

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a book club in the community that
you could join, or any kind of

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like community education program, depending on
how big your town is, if they

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have a community education but you could
start like taking classes here and there,

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and that's how you make friends.
I took improv classes, I took burlesque

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classes, and now the majority of
my friends are from those spheres of people.

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So you just take a class somewhere, I wonder, again, I

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don't know how small the town is, whether it's four hundred people or four

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thousand people, but I'm gonna guess
your choices are going to be more limited

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in a very small town, right, So, which is why I think

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like community garden maybe or a book
club, those are more likely. I

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think that she's gotten in with her
kid, and I think she started down

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the right road in getting your kid
involved in activities and showing up. And

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I think that you know, yeah, people can be clicky if they're from

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the same small town, I guess, but they're also kind. There's going

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to be kind people that say,
oh, she's new here, she doesn't

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really know anybody. Let's have her
come over for what a country people do

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to churn butter. Have her come
over to churn butter go to church.

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Yeah, let's see people at church. I mean, if you're not a

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religious person, it's still a decent
place to go and meet people. And

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some churches are very very non churchy. Yeah, I mean the church I

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went to when I was a kid
was more like a community club. Yeah,

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we had a sermon on Sunday,
but the main highlight for everybody,

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honestly, was not even the praising
the Lord Jesus Christ. It was going

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downstairs and having cookies and cookies and
donuts and coffee after the words gossip time

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with the church galley. It really
was. And my mom and dad would

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stay for at least an hour after
every sermon service, and that was like

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a country club. So there are
probably some churches that are very non churchy,

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and just find one of those and
then maybe join a group there.

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They probably have like volunteer ladies at
the church, and you could join that

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group of ladies. And I was
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yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
so well good luck. That does kind

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of suck. Hello, guys,
love you guys. Bailey is an awesome

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addition. I love your new show. Just wanted to add a little bit

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of friendly advice. Dave get An, Alexa or Google machine in your bedroom

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for when you have a great idea, you're laying in bed. You don't

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have to touch or move anything on
your body, not even open your eyes,

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just shout her name and tell her
remind me insert your idea here.

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Oh I see. So it would
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plugged in. So I'd be like, hey, Alexa, remind me to

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ABC in the morning. They say
it's amazing, have a good day.

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Okay, I'll try that. Yeah, because you weren't here yesterday, Jenny,

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I was talking about how I dreamed
of a great idea and I couldn't

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remember it. And I woke up
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I only remembered that I had a
great idea, but not what the idea

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was. And I still And the
funny thing is I might have thought it

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was a great idea and it was
trash and it was totally and you were

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in the middle of sleeping, yep. I have like dreams about bits that

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I wake up and I was like, could that be an actual bit?

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But it was definitely like a dream
bit where it wouldn't be able to work

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on the radio or something. But
I do have dreams about ideas. Sometimes

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if you're an idea for a bit, let us know. And once in

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a while people will send us ideas
for a bit, and sometimes they're really

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good, and sometimes they're like really
not really not yeah, but you know

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what I mean. Sometimes, you
know what, We're always opening to new

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ideas, So let us know.
All right, we're gonna get back to

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the tipping thing. This is from
Brandon. He says life has been so

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much less stressful after I set boundaries
for tipping one dollar per drinket bars and

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restaurants, and ten to eighteen percent
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I used to do a flat twenty, but I started valuing having a good

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experience while dining out and started to
do arrange. When businesses raise prices,

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pickup orders, get nothing but my
monetary support for the business. Now to

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my problem. We've got a wedding
coming up for about one hundred and fifty

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people, and every vendor seems to
want a tip, even if they don't

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ask every single vendor. We just
paid forty five hundred dollars to our caterer

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for fifty percent of our food bill, and they asked for ten twenty five

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percent tips while checking out really just
a casual four hundred and fifty to eleven

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twenty five tip on the zero services
provided so far. There's also a thirty

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percent event production fee included in there. It's wild, I'm so overtipping.

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We aren't given tips after we spend
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buffet with paper plates and plastic utensils. Sorry, not sorry. If you

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have any stickers again, let me
know. Jenny, you might remember me

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is the guy that drove up to
visit a dude in Fargo, only to

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have him drive back down to the
cities alongside me on the highway to visit

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someone else. Do you remember this, Jenny, Yeah, I think so.

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I mean, unfortunately, we've heard
so many crappy stories about dudes or

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girls that do things like that.
But yeah, you said, fuck that

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guy. Though, I'm about to
get married to the best guy and I've

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never been happier, and he doesn't
know about War of the Roses, so

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that's always a fallback. Haha.
Anyway, thank you, Brandon. I

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sha that one. Yeah, I
don't know. I think that I do

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have one experience with a wedding that
I paid for recently and the DJ did

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a great job. They did a
great job, but we either didn't tip

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enough or didn't tip at all.
I think you didn't tip enough? Is

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that what it was was? I'm
almost positive? And he wrote and he

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was really pissy and he was very
upset that he didn't get enough of a

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tip, and he was like,
did I not do a good job?

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I thought I did a really good
job. And I'm like, no,

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you did a great job. Obviously
there was a misunderstanding about what a good

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tip for a wedding DJ is.
And I don't I mean, if I

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paid a wedding DJ, I don't
know what, do they make six hundred

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dollars maybe, I don't know.
I would give him probably a fifty or

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one hundred dollars tip. Maybe,
yeah, wouldn't you think that's enough?

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I mean, I can see what
the what Brandon is saying too, that,

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like you are paying for their service, and so I guess, I

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don't know. I guess I get
the whole like, oh, they're raising

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their price and we're just tipping on
the raised prices and we should be,

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you know, not tipping as much. But well, then what I mean,

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you could make the argument. I
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get paid much. They rely on
tips. But if I'm going to hire

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a caterer for a wedding, you
lay out your shit, you cook your

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shit, you put it out there, whatever, you put out the plates

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and whatever. That's your job that
I have. That is literally what I

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have paid forty five hundred dollars for. Why do you need a tip?

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And if you are in the wedding
industry, tell me what tell me about

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this because there's a lot of people
who listen. Do you tip your photographer?

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You pay your photographer five hundred or
five thousand dollars for your wedding pictures?

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That's just a guess. Do they
get a tip on top of that?

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Because what are you fucking tipping them
for? Then if you're tipping them,

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why are you paying them five thousand
dollars? Yeah, this is Brandon's

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really uh brought something to light that
I never thought of before. That's why

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you just got to a lope,
Yes, just a lope and forget about

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all the expensive costs of a wedding
because that all just like verifies even further

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that I never want to have a
wedding next one. Hey, Hi,

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Hello, says Sarah. I hope
you're having a wonderful day. Love the

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addition to Vonton Bailey to the show. I can hear the excitement in Dave's

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voice. It has changed some with
the new additions in the best way possible.

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Everyone is vibing and continuing and contributing
to the show. It's a lot

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of fun to listen and hear you
all interact with each other. Nice job

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in cultivating an awesome team, Dave. I thought i'd pass along a situation

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for the Minnesota Goodbye. My husband
and I were in Saint Paul a few

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weekends ago to see Iron and Wine
at the Palace Theater. We kicked off

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our evening at the Emerald Lounge.
It's a very intimate bar area, small

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and cozy. The coat rack was
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We sat down. I hung my
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It was a rainy Saturday, and
as other patrons entered the restaurant, many

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hung their coats on the coat rack. I saw every single person do this.

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I could have handed the coach back
out to peace people. I think

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she means by that, as she
was sitting so close to it. Yeah.

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A man who I saw passed back
and forth in front of the restaurant

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a number of times, came in
the front door, took the ten or

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fifteen steps over to the coat rack. He began to take multiple coats off

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the rack and look at the tags. I knew, without a doubt these

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coats did not belong to him,
so I spoke up. I said,

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hey, those belonged to somebody here. He looked at me and he thought

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for a moment and said, oh, I thought they were for sale,

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still holding onto the coachs. I
said, nope, those belonged to people

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in the restaurant. He did hang
them back up and then walked directly out

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and left the area. How weird? Would you have said something or let

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him take them? My husband said, if you see somebody stealing in at

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a grocery store, you walk away. You don't know their situation. I

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agree with that, but we were
not at a grocery store and this person

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was not stealing food. Lastly,
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I watched somebody bust out a car
window middle of the day, lots

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of people around, like, what
the fuck? I do not subscribe to

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the idea that the cities is totally
unsafe. I'd love being in the cities.

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It was just a weird experience.
Have a great day. Let's jump

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back to the guy with the coats. Clearly, the guy with the coats

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was there to steal the coats,
because if you thought they were for sale,

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you don't walk into a restaurant that's
clearly a restaurant and start picking up

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several coats like you're going to buy
several different sizes, styles, and genders

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of coats. So the guy was
full of shit. You absolutely did the

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right thing. I'm going to go
to the grocery store, and I will

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also say if I saw somebody stealing
food, I would not say, well,

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you don't know what their situation is. Stealing is stealing, and I

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have to pay for that food.
If you steal from a grocery store,

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I'm not going to give you the
benefit of the doubt. I'm not going

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to say they can't afford food.
I'm going to say they steal whatever they

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can get their fucking hands on.
And that's just me. But there are

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places to get food besides stealing it
from a grocery store. I mean aren't

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there. There are food shelves and
food banks and Catholic charities. And who's

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the old lady that's on TV every
Christmas that she's always dancing with little kids?

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You know, she's like this old
bag. She's been on TV for

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every Sister Mary Catherine Elliott or something
like that. Oh you know what I'm

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talking about, sharing and caring hands. Okay, I see who's the lady

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that does that. She's one hundred
and seventeen years no idea. She's doing

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the Lord's work, Bailey. Okay, I'm looking it up. Sharing Sister

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Catherine and Mary Elliott, Sister Catherine, Mary Joe Copeland, that's her.

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Yes, yes, Mary Joe Copeland. She's doing the Lord's work. There's

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all kinds of places to get food. I am not going to give you

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a pass if you're stealing stuff from
a grocery store. So that's me because

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I'm a dick. I will say
it's impressive that he came up out of

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nowhere, like from his ass,
like, oh I thought they were for

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sale. That was quick. He
probably didn't come up with that out of

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nowhere. He probably has thinking about
it. What he can say and that

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thing to steal though, Jenny coats, I mean coats. It is strange,

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but I don't know. I don't
know people's situations obviously, and maybe

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that it feels more of a maybe
he didn't need the coat. He wanted

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to sell the coat and find like
a nice coat to sell and get money.

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You did the right thing, and
then they said we walked over to

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the palace seat or some somebody brought
bust out a car window middle of the

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day, lots of people around,
like what the heck again, stealing is

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stealing, and I'm sorry. There's
always a victim when you are stealing.

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And people steal from Target and go, well, they're a multi billion dollar

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corporation. They're not going to miss
like, you know, nail polish and

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some hairspray, you know, But
still I don't know. Still, like

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it's the moral of it. Don't
steal. Isn't that the thing that people

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say from birth? Don't steal?
Well, I think I was going to

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say, I think, yeah,
yeah, yeah, but if I witnessed,

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like somebody busting out a window.
Anytime I've witnessed crime, which isn't

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a lot, but I always want
to be the person who's like, hey,

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hey, you stop that, and
then I never say anything. Yeah,

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I've I've never really seen anybody steal
anything, honestly. Oh you know

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one time. This is not quite
the same, but we used to be

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in Butler Square downtown Minneapolis, and
I would walk in from the parking ramp

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onto the second floor and it was
a big, huge, open atrium of

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glass boxes with a store here and
a bakery here and an office over here.

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And I came in on the second
floor. It's dark, not all

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the lights were on. And over
here in the other corner was a glass

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box that held a little general store
with cookies and magazines and pop and chips

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and that type of thing. And
there were a bunch of guys standing around

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with a bunch of broken glass all
over the floor. Oh, and I

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thought, oh, somebody must have
broken the glass and they're fixing it.

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No, I witnessed the guys actually
breaking into that store, and they could

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have killed me. They could have
done any because they didn't expect somebody to

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walk in at four o'clock in the
morning to do the morning show. And

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here's dumb ass Dave Ryan walking in
right across a crime scene. And they

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just pretended that they didn't see me, or maybe they didn't see me,

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but they had to have. But
I thought about that later because I found

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out they weren't there to fix it. They were stealing at that moment.

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And if I would have known they
were stealing, there's no way I would

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have said, hey, hey,
morning, Yeah, all right, this

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is a little bit longer one,
but I'm going to go and as we

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are out of time, that is
going to wrap it up for the Minnesota

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Goodbye. Send in your emails with
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That'd be kind of funny. Anything
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