Hey, hey, everybody, Uh, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast.
It is it is, it is us. Your hosts Chris, Chris Reagan,
Derek Blackman, Tom Sweeney. Uh, I'm not look this is this
is I'm bummed out beyond belief. Uh for obvious reasons. I think anybody
anybody who's watching the episode kind of has an idea of based on what we're
wearing. But a Kiyama, Uh, we apparently killed him. We didn't
mean to. We mentioned him on the last episode of uh or we mentioned
we We went into a large or a long conversation about dragon Ball, and
uh, just so happened to be that episode just happened to go live the
day that we found out that he died. I was streaming live on Twitch
when I found out, and it ruined. I was like, I was
just silent for like ten minutes, and then I just ended this. I
was like, I this is this is This hit me a lot harder than
I expected. Uh, And so yeah, I don't, I don't,
I don't know. It's it's crazy. Yeah, hit me extra hard when
I looked into it, because you know, there was a couple of people
saying, ah, you guys did it. This always happens you guys,
it's your curse. And I'm like, shut up, shut the fuck up.
But then I wanted to look more into his death. You know what
happened, and he left a note behind, left a note behind, right,
and he said, my favorite podcast, the Snark Tank really broke my
heart. I thought the best thing I've ever written to date was dragon Ball,
and I thought my most brilliant idea was Ultra instinct. I can no
longer be a part of this plane of existence. I leave behind a legacy,
but I can't go on any further. She stout my niggas and then
he and he literally flew into the sun. Yeah he he Actually, it
turns out he's he was actually a saying that's where he got the idea from.
Yeah, it was pretty that he just flew into the sun because he
was like, I'm done my favorite podcast, the Snark Tank. Yeah,
like, who would have thought? It's crazy wild? Happy birthday by the
way, Derek, Oh yeah, yeah, I found out on my fucking
birthday that the goat of manga, in my opinion, right, not the
most best written shit, like shut the fuck up, but at least the
most influential and the one that I care about the most, any anime show
that I care about the most, you know, the Goat. I'm like,
are you fucking kidding me? I'm fucking yeah. I'm on Twitter before
I go to bed, you know, I was playing Dragon's Dogma Dark Orisen
Good, preparing for the new shit forgot off onun that game is, and
uh yeah, I was like, are you like I just stayed. I
slept like three hours because I was just like, I don't even like,
I don't feel like it's not good. You don't go to bed on that
right away, Like, yeah, I'm gonna go to sleep now. Yeah.
It's It's where I was already having a terrible two weeks. So this
was not a great This was not a great cap off to really any of
it. But like, man, yeah, I mean uh yeah, Like
like you said, just I really seeing the outpouring of support on Twitter from
like every corner of the unit, like people that have almost no business talking
about it. I took a break from Twitter, uh, and I had
I had to make an exception just to say something because it was that fucking
wild and easily probably like one of the most influential people. Ever, I
think, I like, it's kind of insane, like thee I would go
as far as I say he's the most influential Japanese person of all time,
and I feel like that's not a reach. You might be right, But
then at the I don't know Godzilla from the most from Japan being from Japan,
or him and god Godzilla. I was I was trying to think of
maybe, like you know, somebody, someone who changed the like the way
like warfare, or I was trying to think of something that really changed the
direction of history. I was trying to go back there on this guy.
It's Musashi, it's god Those are the three influential five rings? Are you
talking about that one? Yes? Are you talking about Okay, So you
say that right, and you say you say he might be the most influential
Japanese man that's ever existed, and that sounds crazy. But I also don't
necessarily feel like it's wrong. I don't. I don't, especially in modern
the modern world one hundred. I think saying in modern that is I feel
like that's easy to say. I think that easy to say modern literally associated
with Oda. Yeah, they gotta be one piece. Okay, I thought
that well, that is kind of tied into that's kind of the thing.
Yeah him, Then those are the two most like influential from Yeah, but
Oda is is that's kind of the thing. It's like that that it all
stems from him. That's what's crazy about a character. I wouldn't say,
I wouldn't say it all stems to him, but the reason it got here
is because of him, without him stepping out first making all those art design.
And it's like because when it comes to design from Japanese characters, there's
that dude that did all the final and he designs I forgot his name,
the one that also did Vampire Hunter d There's that dude who's an icon and
design, and then there's literally Toriama. Those are the most Like here's the
difference. I don't know that you'll know you know his art, you know
one hundred percent. It's just like a lot of people know the art of
Like there's a lot of comic book artists, right, there's like a gym.
There's people they'll know some people that are, but they don't really know
them, like you have to be Yeah. So but like I feel like
anyone who's watching the Dragon Ball drag clearly due Yeah, Dragon Dragon Quest uh,
various mangas, his uh, his show, the freaking show about the
little alien nigga that that shows up in Dragon Ball Super. That was the
whole manga before Dragon Ball was a manga. And then there's Dragon Ball,
dragon Ball Z, dragon Ball GT, dragon Ball Super. There's just he's
he's done so much easily. There's there's nothing that comes even close if you
if you go to like throwable countries and everywhere around the world, a lot
of those dudes are like one piece. I don't care, like, yeah,
I've heard of dragon Balls all the way up here, and then the
one piece is like here. It's just the gap is so large, just
like say, who's who's the most followed, the second most followed person on
YouTube the game? So yeah, yeah, it's nice man. Yeah,
you can tell a card took member that Card Time member will spare you if
you bring up Goku Crazy the Top Goku like this and he's just like,
I did you see the people I love all the tweets going around and going
like check on your Latino friends or whatever, and it's totally real, like
becaustant hit me like fine, like a fucking it really hit me like a
ton of breaks. Man, like it was. It was crazy because I
just thought back to like, man, this dude's art is like plastered indefinitely
like in my memory of my childhood, like actually, like I do not
have a childhood without that art being like very very prevalent, like more so
than probably any other kind of art. I think. Like actually, like
every kid in that in the two thousands tried tried to fucking go super say
it like a retard. They tried to do like the command man. They
thought like that. They thought maybe they maybe thought like maybe if I,
if I, if I, if I do this, maybe something will happen.
And it's crazy. I had posters, I had. I played those
games endlessly I had. It was like one of the one of the rare
I didn't. My parents had like a VHS collection and extensive VHS collection of
like Disney stuff and like just other movies, and that's you know, that
was the r VHS collection. But like I remember, the only VHS is
that I that I ever went out and got with my own money, where
these Dragon ball Z sets where like the other side of the VHS had like
art on them. M hmm, and you could like make this whole picture
right, Like I went out of my way to get those. Uh,
And I don't know, it's it's it's crazy I've fallen off of anime and
like a large by like a large degree. Yeah, because you're normally functioning
male adult for the most part, I understand for the most part. Yeah,
but like, yeah, dude, it's it is nuts. Like when
you when you talked about like kind of some memorability or things like say posters
and stuff. I remember actually thinking I had a almost like a portal to
the future, since I knew when America would get the dub version of Dragon
ball Z. It was so fucking delayed, to the point where if I'd
go to Frankinson's as a kid, there would be stuff available there that you
would have no idea. It was like huge spoilers because you didn't know.
When I got a poster that Krillin having hair well before he stopped shaving his
head, and I was like, what the fuck is this because so because
me, just like anyone else, we all just thought he was just fucking
bald, Like we didn't know we actually could grow hair. How long bro,
this fused right, because for me, yeah, ahead, dragon Ball
always exist, Like I how do I explain it. I may have watched
dragon Ball one time, but it existed so well before me that I understood
like, oh, yeah, I may be watching this now, but this
is way further than I'm care because like I was, like I thought I
was watching GT and Dragon Balls like simultaneously at times. That is insane.
Really, I had no concept of GT at all. No, I remember
I remember watching I remember playing Dragon Ball GT Final Bout on the PS one
in like nineteen ninety nine or like two thousand or something, before I had
even seen the show or like knew anything about it. It was it was
Boudekai that got me into it. I went over to a friend's house and
he like he was playing this fighting game, and I thought, like,
what the this is? So? What the hell is this? This is
cool? Whatever this is. It's like, oh, it's like it's fighting
game based on the show, and I was like a show huh? And
it was. I remember the first game, the first game I got for
the PS two and the first thing like I got a PSD for Christmas or
my birthday, and I remember it was Boudekai because I asked for it relentlessly,
and I spent so much time playing that game and Budukai two and Budekai
three and Boudakai te kg to the point where like, I don't know if
I would be as into video games as I am without those games, like
sincerely interesting. It is fucking crazy, guys, right, I gotta I
gotta see you when the American dub let's see because the series premiered in Japan
GT in ninety six the beginning of ninety six, which is like wild.
So that's why for me, like I don't know, I guess my uncle.
My uncle was a nerd to so I always kind of knew there was
others because like I would watch because for me, I would watch dragon Ball
and like after school, I'd come home and then they go up to a
certain point then restart and I'd be like, damn, that was like you're
talking about it was the fucking worst man. You know how many times I
got to the just before the point go I went supertain too, and then
just restarted again, and I was like, yo, so just I know
he goes super saying too. I saw it in the book. Let me
just see him do it for years because I remember I fully watched dragon Ball
from start to finish when I was like a ninth grader. I was a
ninth grader. My friend had all the DVDs and that summer we watched all
the dragon Ball Z so I knew all about the series, like, all
right, cool. I finally finished it, but I kept seeing bits and
pieces I saw like gok. I also got YouTube on that time as well,
too, so I saw Go Go the fuse. I saw the movies
and I was like, all right, cool, I know the whole series,
but I never sat down and watched it piece by piece by piece by
piece, and eventually I was like, all right, cool, I watched
this whole thing. I know what's going on. I get it. But
as a kid, I was like, I'd watch it. I'd see the
face off the episode with tonin would skip, would be the face off with
Vegeta and Goku. Now Vegeta and Goku freezing Goku or like standing and staying
at each other and it doesn't think where it cuts the freezers like face looking
at him and then go go looking at him, and then it would start
all the time on Tsunami, and I remember being so full of hate every
time. I got to that point that they probably wouldn't have had to do
that if they just did it a weekly episode like most television shows were,
but they ran it throughout the week. They would do they would do multiple
episodes a week, and so then and then and then they have to restart
it, and so it felt fucking awful instead of just like anything else where
I'll fucking watch with the new episode on a weekly basis. We could have
done that, but whatever. But but but it was dope as hell getting
a new episode of dragon ball Z. It felt pretty amazing. That was
like at the time. I remember even at the time that was wild because
like my perception of shows was like, yeah, once a week for like
like maybe two months. Understanding the new show personally, yeah, I didn't.
I was like continue sometimes, I guess SpongeBob does it. No.
That was that was the thing that was the thing for me too, where
It's like I didn't really like at the time, I didn't really grasp serialized
cartoons because like a lot of the cartoons that I would watch, like Courage
the Cowardly Dog or like whatever, like they there was no continuity to it.
It was just like the beginning, middle, and end, and then
there was new scenarios. And I remember seeing one episode of dragon ball Z,
like I don't remember exactly what episode it was, but I remember it's
like, oh, that was cool. And then the next one continued it
and I was like, what dragon ball on the next that guy on the
next episode of dragon Ball Z, is that is he alive? He has
to still be alive. No way, no way. That guy was like
sixty sounded like oldest ship. But you never know. Sometimes voice actors will
surprise the fun guy. He were like, oh, this dude was like
fucking twenty when he was doing the he was like seven. That was a
seven year old the next The best compliment, really, truly, the best
compliment that I can pay to that show is that it almost refuses to not
be iconic. Like there's really nothing that you can do to it that mitigates
it. Like even like when when they brought it to America and they were
like, hey, all right, listen, we're gonna get Bruce Falconer in
here, and we're gonna like fill it with music that wasn't there, uh,
and we're gonna like get rid of the Japanese score still fucking iconic,
arguably like crazy, crazy good. And then oh we're gonna like we're gonna
do all of these different dubs, even even the shitty Ocean dub is iconic.
Oh we're gonna have Oh there's a parody abridged version, and it's like,
oh, that's iconic. It like refuses to not be great, like
no matter, It's what I've never seen anything like it really to this,
like to this day in anything, like if you if you took the soundtrack
out of like Game of Thrones and like replace it with some new soundtrack,
everybody like the fun this is fucking absurd. They were like why why what
was it called the House of the Dragons or whatever? Then it is called
they just use the same fucking theme song. Is the same openly the same
in there because exactly like, yeah, let's use to be on the same
world. It was the same world in the same world, but it's a
different show. So I was not expecting that that it is wild that they
did that, but like, dude, like everything, every all every bit
of music, that's like even when they put we have some questions about the
music to going and we'll get there's some people who wrote in about and it's
fair that we get to them. But like even even just like dracking tracking
to try and like child and fucking Bruce Falconer themes and the Japanese themes,
like it's all so good. It also and it's it's wild, like we
love we lost a legend, I think, yeah, and it's it's fucking
it's so funny that it happened during the State of the Union too, because
no one gave a fuck about what Joe Biden had to say, Like I
didn't, Yeah, I didn't care. It's an election year. I could
have. I couldn't give less of a fun what he had to say.
I didn't watch it. I feel really bad I didn't watch it. So
the interesting thing is there was notes. I had notes before it happened,
the key points that he was gonna focus on, and so I was like,
okay, whatever, because I just kind of knew I don't really give
a fuck about what sleepy Joe was gonna say, and especially because I know
it's not gonna be what I'm looking for, like a cease fire instead of
like, oh, we need to fucking we need to get some food over
there. Because you know they're starving. I believe in you, the American
people. It's like, okay, you fuck you. I can't believe in
this day and age, we're just letting this shit still happen. It's fucking
blows my mind. So like I don't know, have you but have you
guys We'll get into some questions too, but like have you, I don't
know, man, have you ever seen like this degree? Like I feel
like the closest this degree of outpouring. I feel like the closest thing that
I can remember that's adjacent to this was when Michael Jackson died and like everybody
that I knew was talking about it, Like, but that was before like
Twitter, really, like it was early early early Twitter, and it had
no real relevance. But like, I can't think of a person who's died
like a like a big celebrity who's died recently. Where Ever, every fucking
like politicians and fucking heads of state of like everyone person who loves dragon Ball,
dragon Ball z many has it has something for everybody, especially a lot
of people who don't like the mindless, fucking retarded power levels and all that
stuff. They'll even defer to the the og dragon Ball series where you know
it is very like adventurous and and comedy heavy and like it's just it they
it really has something for fucking everybody, like really and uh like like I
like even that even that, by the way, can I say can I
say that too? By the way, it's like you start your you start
a series off and it's like a comedy about a martial arts comedy about this
this kid going around having wacky adventures and then you jump the shark so drastically
and everyone is on board. He's an alien actually and this is his brother.
And also like there's demon like the degree but the orders of magnitude that
the show shifted the second of gotten disease great and to be able to do
that and to maintain a show and still be like arguably, I mean,
I don't even think it's arguable. I think I think dragon Ball Z is
more popular than the original dragon Ball probably probably not by probably not by like
a tondu people, because I know a lot of people that have never even
bothered watching dragon Ball because people they didn't know about because we didn't we didn't
get dragon Ball at the same time we got drugs. We got dragon Ball
Z first. Over here. No, no, that we got dragon Ball
No, that's not true. I'm pretty sure we got dragon Ball Z.
Absolutely watch dragon Ball literally true. But like I think as a first yes,
yes, really it wasn't found out about dragon Ball significantly watch children.
I think children got access to dragon Ball Z first, or easy access to
dragon Ball Z first. I think that's what it was. It was on.
I can't remember if it was on eleven or thirteen. I can't remember
what channel was on. But because there was a handful of animes I would
watch around five in the morning, they would be a dragon Ball, there'd
be Ronan Warriors just well really those two they would just be dragon Ball Roanan
Warriors would be the only two things that were on like early morning on the
on the regular fucking national television channels or whatever a network or whatever is whatever
you call it fucking TV. But uh, yeah, it was, Yeah,
it was. I mean, we can just I can just look at
a real quick just to make sure I'm not mandeling myself. But I'm pretty
sure I was well aware of King Piccolo and everything before you know, he
turned into dragon Ball Zilo. I didn't, Yeah, I didn't know anything
because I got introduced to it through video games and they were there were just
I only ever saw a dragon Ball Z video games. I don't think there
was a single, Like maybe there was a dragon Ball game on like the
fucking ne e s about dragon Ball way first, dragon Ball Z way way
first, and I watched dragon Ball afterwards, and I was I still think
dragon Ball is a better show. I still stand by that. Then dragon
Ball is a better show better first it's being written, sure, but I
think that dragon Ball Z obviously is iconic because of fucking super Saiyane and siout
A lot of stuff though, right Like, the thing that you enjoy the
most is not the best written thing, right Like, there's a lot of
the only reason I enjoyed dragon Ball Z more is a Gohan that's literally my
favorite character, rather than to watch dragon Ball and personally that's me. I
like Gohan as an adult and that's it. I think. I think everything
else about Gohan, I like, uh, yeah, I like Vegeta,
and Vegeta's not in dragon Ball, so I have no interest. But Vegeta
is goaded though, yeah, and I like I just love like man,
I love the I always loved when it did, we started a bunch.
I love like just the simplicity of them preparing to fight Ratits. I thought
that was so it was so grounded. I loved how grounded it was.
I love how low their power levels were, Like I love the origins of
like that seemed like such a big fucking deal. And then to the point
when Napa and Vegeta shows up, and then like there's that when Goku comes
back from Snake Way or road, then all of a sudden, his power
levels so oh, like it's not even ten thousand yet, and it's just
like it's so cool. It's so cool. And then like and that's why
what I was saying, And if anybody was upset talking about Dragon Ball Super,
I just feel like and my point was that stuff feels like it's so
unimportant, even though it's some of my favorite moments in the series, because
it's it's just like, damn, that's it's nothing, like you said,
like the kids of that series would beat the absolute piss out of any of
those characters at that point because the power levels are so fucking crazy. Now,
like it's always it's just a journey, you know, Like for me,
like I was respected for what it was. Like, I think it's
very funny that, Like remember when they were training for the Sands and everybody
was getting their asses. They were going through that like that nightmare dimension and
getting beat his ship constantly over and over again. And then Napa and Vegeta
show up and they were stronger than what they predict they were gonna be,
and it's like, damn, dude, that was unfortunate man. And then
Gohan had to watch Pictolo get killed in front of him as a three year
old, to watch his mentor get that was that was a very formative memory
for me to see, like because I that was the first cartoon where I
think I saw someone die. Ah yeah, yeah, like a cartoon like
a car tune. It might be not like me, like I I don't
know if I've ever I ever outside of like I don't know, maybe like
a movie, you know what I mean, like like some like some I
don't know, like Bambie or something that doesn't count as a fucking deer I
could give. I couldn't care less about Bambi's mom. It's insane. But
but like I remember when when when Freezer killed Vegeta Namic when the death being
through the heart and I'm like and I'm like, this is that was such
a funny moment for me, bro, this is heavy as fun for me,
this is wild? What the and then it ends? And then it
ends and you're like, what the after? Wait till tomorrow to see and
then how many times that get killed? Or wait? No, he didn't
get killed the first time. It was just in the times almost got killed
at one time when when Freezer he got he made it though he made it,
though he made saved. Then then he I laugh. I vividly remember
Laughtop when Quinny exploded, because that is such an extreme way to die.
It was so it was so not nice. It was so The funniest death
was like the death that was funny for me was that Vegeta death because Vegeta
was being a cunt all before that. He was talking shit because I really
think Vegeta is watching a different show from like, well Vegina's experiencing and what
we're watching was different. I think like his mind, it was a different
thing going on because he was all the time he was just described as character.
I think he was just like just he was like I'm the ship.
Nowhere can fuck with me. I beat up Zarbond, I punched Jason his
face. I'm the fucking god. I punched Butters, I'm the ship.
And he's on the ground slipping and crying and he's just like shut up and
just means in the middle of him trying to have his final words, and
I'm like, yo, that was so. He had just beat up Gohan,
he was picking on he shoved over dead Day. Literally, I'm pretty
sure, like just a school yard jerk. And I'm like, this guy
is so mean? Why is he mean? Like he's so good? And
then you realize he's mean because he was a slip to the guy that killed
his whole race. And I'm like, oh, well, damn man,
you got it next time, buddy, good stuff, good stuff, good
good ship. We got some best character. I think it was Jason.
I think Jason's question. We have a good question. We have a good
question here. Actually, let's go Kiyama is the Goat rip rode in,
he says, in honor of the Goat anime creator passing, what are each
of your favorite DBC heroes and villains besides vegeta because that's a given, h
what about your favorite moment from the series and he cherished memory. We we
talked a little bit about that, but like, I think, uh,
favorite Heroes and Villains is a pretty good jumping off farm. For me,
it's Gohan, specifically Team Gohan, and of course the Androids Selsag as a
whole. Yeah, so hero and villain hero man, that's kind of it's
I mean, he's if he didn't say, I couldn't exclude Goku, but
I I I just do appreciate just Goku for being a mindless fight Like he's
just he's a perfect so like if he could have been a soldier, he's
the literal perfect soldier because he doesn't care about anything else other than just getting
strong and defeating his enemies. And like he's more depth than that. But
he's no, he's literally, he's literally but he has more depth than that.
No, he doesn't. He's written that way on purpose. He doesn't
even fuck his wife. He just he's he's written this way on purpose.
I think you're putting into him when there's no there's there's there's depth in the
Goku. Okay, give me an example of him having don Goku's nature is
to see the betteran people. That is his nature that he wasn't always like
that. He well, he became like that after he hit his head.
But he does see the better because he's in he was infant when he was
going to be said to kill the yeahous, like if it was the infant
when we first any personality before that, Uh well yeah, because what happened
is the whole of his life. Right, He's constantly been set that these
people are villainous, evil people. Right, He's like, this is a
bad guy other than what you call it, the the Red Room Army,
they'll think it's evil. They were actually just Nazis. But most of the
time with people that he ran into, they were evil. They were his
opposition, but he managed to talk to them and make them better people because
of his nature of not being an evil purpose though. I mean, but
it still happened. It's it's but it's no so there's no there's no depth
to him. It's just him being so ignorant to be genuinely kind, him
being like, I respect you as a fighter. You're a really good fighter.
Do you have to do the fuck up things you do? That's not
what he likes. If you remember most of his fights, he just really
wants to test his strength. That's really what he did. That's why it's
like, oh, here's sale, here's a censu being. I want you
at your best. Like it's not about it was for another reason either.
Also, I think it's stupid because he wanted to show that Gohan could do
it. I think that was just dumb. Think about thinking about Dragon Ball
Super drinking about the Dragon Ball Super. Still, it's the same thing.
I'm just saying it's not. It's not the same. It's not super moron.
He's genuinely like, I'm fighting just to get stronger. That's different and
well, he's not fighting to get strong, he's fighting to test the best
people. He's always wanted that. That is all he's ever cared about.
When he went to fight Friezer, he went to fight Freezer because of the
fact that he knew that Freezer was on his way to come destroy the earth
eventually. So he's like, I'm gonna go to Namic and I'm gonna try
to stop him. It wasn't about getting stronger then. It wasn't that when
he fought Vegeta and them, he went there to stopped them. It wasn't
about I remember if my misremembering. But then he let him get to his
final form because he wanted to test him at his best. Yeah, and
that was on. That was on after that was after the fight already started.
He was like, you destroyed all these things you heard on my friends.
I know that was. I don't think it's important, really. I
think the point is like it has like whatever his his I do look,
I think very deep. I think it's kind of written, but he is
a static I don't know, man, Like there's I I look at Goku
is like a great example of like how to write, Like you can write
heroes in a way that they don't necessarily need to have these like a massive
arcs. You can just have a good person be good and that's good enough.
And I think a lot I think a lot of writing fails now because
I feel like we try to I feel like we try to complicate every everybody,
and I do think that's not I don't think it's bad to complicate people.
I don't think it's bad to give other characters death. My favorite right
now, Goku's great because Goku's gret specifically because of that. But like I
think that was my argument. Yeah, but I think like there is depth
there, but it's not like it's in nowhere nearest, Like when you compare
him to Vegeta or Piccolo, it's not even it's insane. The breath,
the breath of distance between them. Who was who was more of a parent
to Gohan, Goku or pick? Like you know what I'm saying, Like
in my if you really want to examine Goku, he's kind of nature.
His nature is to care about fighting because he's a saying that's ultimately that is
his nature. That's fair. I think that's fair of kindness. He's a
kind person. He is, but what he is, he's he's a fucking
He's a he's a man. He's a man child. That is the way
that he's written to where that kids on are usually like on average, they
don't really know much about the world. They're usually just happy to be there
and stuff, unless you know, something got they got manipulated. But he's
just like he doesn't really he doesn't really do things with chi Chi, doesn't
really work, he doesn't really contribute things. He just he's just selfish like
a kid. But he's still nice. He's not doing it on purpose.
He's not like I'm an asshole and I don't care about you or anything.
This He's just not I'm just gonna do my thing, And I think that's
great. But I just think that, like, it's almost like when people
try to interpret books in a way that they're not supposed to be or like
it's clear kind of the point though, Eh, that's kind of that's the
point of fiction, that was to interpret it. I disagree. I usually
want to. I usually like, hey, I'm I'm more. I love
interviews from the person that wrote it, and I want to see what their
perspective is, unless they said, I left it perfectly vague so you can
put your own shit onto it. And a lot of times it's not that.
Usually they'd have an idea of in mind, like oh, I wrote
it like this. It's like I wrote rawshack like this, I wrote like
so and so like this, and then people like put their own stink on
it. He's like, a, you kind of missed the point. Conservative
and he'd have guns, and it's like, no, he wouldn't. He
literally hates I would say I like that. I like that is specifically written
in that way, specifically because I do like that when he interacts with people
he changes them. I think that's that is that is a great character attribute
that I wish was in more places, like I wish I wish the Halo
series tried that a little bit. I think I think it fits with people
who are not truly villainous. I don't think it works with every single person.
Like I think that works on a character like Arbor. I think when
Chief and Arb intact with each other and they realized their values are very similar,
I think that works. But I don't think it works for everybody,
because thessia would not work for Napa, that would have not worked for you
know, it's not going to work on everybody, but the fact but the
fact that it's possible. I like. I like that. I love that.
I would say I would say personally, I would say future Trunks personally
if if I if I'm not going for Goku, I would say I would
I would say, and that specific version when he pops up with the sword
and he's just like, oh, it was too much like laid for me
kind of loved it. I don't like, No, I do look I
like, I like, but I have a problem, like like Black Wesker,
Yeah, that's give me started on that ship, dude, that don't
give me. We were screaming in my house and we saw that. I
was lost my mind, and then I was like the entire series. I
was like, man, this ship is so fucking lame. And as soon
as I saw that, I was like, oh God, everybody stopped making
fun of this. We need another season. I need some more Black Wesker
and of course a top because he passed away too unfortunately, well, he
might have been able to shoot it before he died. I think ye Woodlands
rid a while it last year. It was mid Yeah, I think he
might have been possibly gonna shot it again because I wanted I wanted more of
that ship, bro. I wanted more of that ship. But anyway,
Yeah, Goku's dope. I there's a there's a lyric from a from a
band Uh Killswit's Gauge where he says, like, through the humbled eyes of
a child, like will realize true equality, meaning that there is there's something
about the innocence of a child that really kind of disarms people. And I
just feel like that's kind of like what Goku does, where he's just he's
so like just unapologetically just care free, and that just wants the best and
blah blah blah like that. So I don't think there's anything deep about that
at all, and but I love it. That's that's why I think he's
He's the goat. And as far as bad guys, I love the guine
You Force, I fucking love the Guinea Force Andaron, like I loved that
arc. The Guinea Force probably up there in like my favorite uh favorite arcs.
So like I would just go with Zarbon just because I don't know.
I don't know if he was gay or something like he had aye, he
was coded, Yeah, mis coded's got he's non binary at least at least
there's something there's there's there's more going on than I understand. That's all I
know. Yeah, maybe he's an allegory for a body dysmorphia because he because
it's because it's beautiful and then he becomes he comes disgusting. Yeah maybe actually
somebody shuld look at that. Whatever, there's more going on obviously for me,
my favorite is Gohan. Obviously think Gohan's awesome, great characters. He's
a great villain. Yeah, he's there. You could argue that some villainous
nature to him, because how he chooses not to fight. Sometimes he's like,
nah, I'm gonna say out of it. It's like everybody, if
I just thought I'd solve every problem, but like, I don't want to
do that. I don't want to do problem. I think he's a really
good character. I think people I think people are very hard on him for
no reason, and I think people forget that, like he's clearly a very
traumatized person. You know, he's he's seeing nothing but trauma in his life.
And it's and he's half human, so he he's not like his social
half alien dad. People are like, why does Goku do this? Goku's
an alien. Goku's not a human being. Goku's a human looking person,
but he's he's literally an alien. You can freak him so you can trick
him into fighting. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about
do you think him being half saying? Do you think that should have affected
his power level at all? I mean, I think what I think it
is is that, Like I could be wrong. I know there's there's people
like Mouckers that go into like long detail about in the data book of this
and this and that, and I'm like, I think That's what happens is
that sayans like humans, they have their they have like fonts of energy.
What happens is, I feel like, sayans, they don't normally access their
emotions the same way humans do. So I think humans are able to access
more of their power through the ability to be able to regularly use their emotions
better. And I think that's why Gohan can be so much stronger than everybody
else. He has more potential than everybody else. I mean, it's weird
that only he has it, and then Trunks doesn't have it, and then
Goten doesn't have which I think they made. It's never explored it for them,
but it's very clear that the strongest character often is Gohan. When he
tries his hardest and when he's pushed to that point, oh yeah, when
he goes on there, he loses his pupils and he kind of like,
just whats happen does? I feel like his nature is that, like he
doesn't like fighting, because one, he has seen his dad die in front
of him multiple times. He's went to space and fought space Nazis. At
four, before he started school, he got left in the wilderness and had
to fight it to vive for a year by himself. You know, I
think all that shit really traumatized it. And he also saw his mom be
alone with Goten and he's like, I don't want to do that to my
life and my daughter. I don't want him not I'm willing I accept.
Yeah, it bothered me for a while, but like I think, I
think at a certain point, like I kind of came to his saying it's
like, Okay, I can accept the idea that like at his full potential,
he is strongest, but like general, like as a bassline, he's
he's not as strong, you know what I mean, Like like he can
exceed, he can't give that. Dude, I love. I love when
they fucking when they lose their pupils. Man, it's my favorite. They
just scream Whena's screaming on Namic about the dragon balls being gone, and he
like flies off he comes out the water. Dude that I had that and
and also dude, shout out to the English English dub because like it's genuinely
good. I remember watch behind the Screams, bro, that ship is correct.
Dude, the guy that was doing Trunks's voice past the fuck Alley,
I was like, holy shit. That's when you know you gotta have like
you gotta proper because uh, it's like me learning how to sing better.
I I I get to a point where I start getting extremely lightheaded and I'm
like, I'm it's just let me know my limitations of me being a novice
versus you see some of those opera motherfuckers that are doing ship that you would
make your head explode and you're like, dude, that is insane. There's
levels to this shit. They really went all they went all out for that.
They got like such a perfect cast, I think, and like,
cause it's hard. It's hard, like a lot of English stubs are really
bad. It's lazy, that kind of they kind of have a reputation for
being fucking terrible. But you know, I gotta say something one second because
I think, like say shout out to like I think Funda Mission does a
fantastic job. I think a lot of times. And I've learned this through
watching so many dubs in other languages. I think where dubs also universally like
worldwide, get like the stink of why the Japanese just the original is so
superior because non English dubs when it's in other languages, or there's like two
or three people maximum. Sometimes there's one person doing everything and it's the worst
thing you'll ever fucking hear. And I think they're more referring to that than
a lot of the English dubs that we hear, because for a lot of
time it's like genuinely four people. It's like that there's Russian ones, like
and uh so because like a lot of uh Jojo would watch a lot of
Russian dubs and it was the worst ship I've ever heard, it was and
it was just like one person will so lazily doing it. And it's like
that it's not even the people the amount of actors that you hire, it's
it's the quality of actors that you hire, because I don't I don't I
don't know if I don't know if voice acting is as important elsewhere than it
is here, because even just like and that's speaking from a place of ignorance,
but it's it feels that way based on that specifically, because like,
oh, it's like two people in this English in this like other like language
dub, and you can tell I don't even speak this language, and I
can tell that that's the same fucking guy. But like Goku doing King Kai's
voice. I would have not assumed. I would have not assumed that at
all that Chan Schmil was doing. But that's a good point, uh,
you know, Christopher sab It's a little bit more obvious in certain places like
Piccolo and veget a little bit closer, but even those feel like distinct.
Yeah, and it's like they didn't they didn't z maybe and kay, they're
a little bit closer, but it's yeah, I don't know, man,
It's it's strange, it's it's they did a really fucking bang up job with
that English stub, to the point where like, because Dragon Ball was like
the only anime that I had had any real extensive experience with, I didn't
understand what people had a problem with with the English dubs. I just didn't
understand. I was like, this is fucking great. What do you what's
the problem? And then I watched Dowart and I was like, oh,
I hate hate how every teenage anime character the main character is voiced by a
woman. Bro. That shit bothered me. It started really annoying me when
I found out everyone was voiced by a woman. I'm like, oh,
that's true. In the English or nothing in the Japanese dub of dragon Ball,
or not the Japanese dub, but you know the original dragon Ball,
where like adult Goku is played by a woman. That is one specific reason
why I could not. Could not. There are somewhere like the voices are
so annoying to me that I'm like, I'll just wait for the dub.
I'll just wait for the double like I can't. I can't do it.
And also I'm somebody who has because I also feel like in the anime community,
a lot of people think that over acting, chewing the scenery as they
call it or whatever is means good and in a lot of animes. Because
there's so many animes playing in my house because my my roommates are obsessed and
they have this giant, fucking you know thing in the living room and a
lot of it, I was like, this sounds fucking it's it so doesn't
match what's happening, but it's just it feels so powerful, and I feel
like people are like, this is clearly better, and I think, well,
that's the culture. That's fair. But over here, if we did
that, it would be like, what the fuck are they doing? And
it's something that I've noticed, and I picked up on quite a bit or
saying, you know how, there's just certain tropes and it actually kind of
I don't know if you guys saw god Zilla Minus one where it kind of
the acting kind of seeped and the vibe of anime steeped into that movie,
and I actually thought it was kind of interesting of Japanese proper. That's well,
it's but what I mean is there's Japanese just regular fucking cinema, and
then there's anime. Right there's there's there's a difference between like the of how
because like say, people in real life don't people don't yell and scream in
regular movies like in a way that you do an anime. There's just a
there's just a there's a completely different vibe. But in dialogue, I feel
like Japanese dialogue is common throughout anime and Japanese media that I've seen, at
least, because that's just their diet, Like that's why they write it and
perform it the way they do. I the reason why I don't agree with
that is because of like I've watched what I've seen, Like I don't I
don't watch very much Japanese media. I don't observe much. Japanese media isn't
anime or movies. But I from what I like, from what I see,
it's it's not it's just not that like it's just it's it's not like
look at it's there's when there is a you know, like say there's it's
no one's powering up and like say, I'm trying to think of like a
remo. Like I used to watch com Wrider for years, and they that's
live action. They would act like anime characters for the most part, and
probably the point of common I think that's why they probably, I would think
so, because that's natural to the fact that they make their media. Think
I think you're a little biased in that because it's just there is like for
example, imagine imagine making a war film, and that's kind of exactly what
Minus one is. That's why it was actually kind of interesting where all of
a sudden, the people, the soldiers are fucking screaming in this anime style
of dialect, where nobody would you know, like this, it's just going
over the top, yelling longer, doing things like It's just it's way more
colorful in the language and so it doesn't really translate to that in the real
world, especially if you're talking to Japanese people. They don't obviously talk like
that, right, So in a real setting, when you're trying to make
a grounded movie, you she wouldn't do that. But I thought it was
interesting in some scenes in Minus one. Loved the movie. I love that
movie, but in some of the scenes I was kind of laughing because I
was like, all right, you guys, kind of calm down a little.
I didn't see I didn't see that. I didn't see it because I
saw Shin and Shin felt like an anime too, And I was like,
but granted, as well, Godzill is crazy, but I was is crazy.
But Minus one had a very yeah, I know what you mean.
But like it's it's it's not like they're making you know, Shiddler's List but
Japanese or something. You know, dude, they're making a giant fucking monster
is parading through the streets. It's gonna be a little bit more fucking crazy.
But like, I haven't seen my Minus one yet, I dude,
that's just such a sad situation because like imagine, after the Duke and all
that ship that like, then that happens. That's so, it's so fucked
up, lost part of our culture. We got pacified, we lost our
army. What can go wrong? And then comes out the water the size
of fucking eight buildings and it just destroys. If I ever if I ever
have a kid, I think my goal is to convince it that Godzilla happened.
Why. I like that a lot, you know what kind of terror
because that's think of it like this. If you think of Godzilla being real,
nothing we use works on him. So you're just gonna give your kid
this one being of absolute terror. No, he's like over there, but
if it comes over here, we're done. No, I'll just be like
I'll just tell him like, yeah, we got it, we got it.
But like he's he's you know, I don't worry about I can't see
the mess of children you're gonna have. Bro. I cannot wait to be
like, damn, bro, your kids are Your kids are shaking outside outside,
looking around just just ship I want them to be. I want them
to be afraid of the world around them. Dude, he's not going to
live long, man, look at him. He scared respect. What about
villains kingson what about villains, Like my favorite villain is Cell Junior. Obviously
huge piece of ship is a snake bug. Cell when he was all like
cool, like put that penis tail in you and suck dragon ball. The
Bridge did a good job on a lot of stuff, but they excelled at
the first form Cell. First form Cell with him was because he was just
sexual. He was drinking people he put his I was like, wow,
that was a tight fit. And I was like, this guy is so
disgusting. They made him a little bit more villainous in some way and then
freaking because he was sexual. That's why I was like, there's an extra
like because as as first for him, Cell, he just kind of feels
like a like a monster, but like but like in a bridge, he
feels like a predator. Like he feels sinister, Like there's a sinister aspect
to it that that's like a bear chasing you in the woods isn't sinister,
you know what I mean? Like it's just a that's just a beast doing
what it does. But like Cell drinking you and saying that's tight is fucking
crazy. Imagine if Smoky the Bear is saying some really fucked up stuff as
he chases you like a burning forest. It's telling you slurs and he's chasing
you exact chicken on. You can't get away from me. I know exactly
what you are and he's so he's he's running on two legs twice as fast
as a bear can run on Do you guys I know you guys. I
know you guys exist outside of this. I know you guys exist outside of
this sphere of the Internet in a lot of ways. But like, do
you do you guys have Do you guys know who Linkar is? I don't
know. Oh yeah, well you but Derek, do you know who?
You know? Is so familiar? But I can't so okay, So like
Kara is this, he was like a nostalgy He's like one of these people
who's on like the Nostalgic Critic website, is like a channel awsome guy.
He did like I think movie reviews of like old movies or something. I
don't remember exactly what it is, but he's kind of like he's he's one
of those people. He makes you know, content that's it's a little cringe
worthy. And every time every time I imagine someone running fast, I think
of this video and you can. I put it in the chat right now.
Everybody, everybody listening who knows what this is is going to know exactly
what I'm talking about this video. Okay, crazy, I love this video.
That's smoky. The bear coming at you like that is so inconceivably fast,
dude. This is like the footage that is behind him in the green
screen that is meant to sell the illusion hit running fast is scary fast.
They are just accelerating at you and you have no clue what to do.
That is like eighty miles and that's like ninety to one hundred miles an hour,
Like there's nothing you can do, Nike, He's he's dust behind him.
You just see a dust storm coming back. You're like, no,
no, no, what's upsetting is what's upsetting about it is that he's running.
He's running at that speed, but how he's running doesn't make sense,
right because he's not running like like a what was it a Kung fu hustle
where they're actually like their arms are like like they're actually like moving, So
in the it's just like a you know, like Looney Tunes type ship.
So fucking absurd, man. I love that movie. Do you think,
Okay, here's the we're gonna I think it's really funrry notifications off. By
the way you sound of a bitch, it's like a third one. I'll
kill you my side hose given birth. Apologies but sorry, have fun?
But what's you called it? So there was this thing right where they were
like three. So there's these groups on YouTube. It's like these streamer groups.
Is one called already c They're like those black guys that make the anime
content, right, and they were like the seven of them, and they
were like, can already beat a jaguar in the fight? I did not
know that jaguars can kill alligators in the water. That is something that really
humbled my understanding of the animal kingdom to because apparently jaguars are the most deadly
big cat. Like they're big cats that are bigger and stronger than it.
Extremely strong. Yeah, but jaguars there like they can swim, right,
they can swim, They're fast, and they're really strong. They're like the
they're like the they're like the reu and all the stats of like big cats
where like other cats do things better, but nothing does everything as well as
it does seeing a jaguar pull a crocodile out the water made me so depressed
that I was just like it just invaded it, just European his home when
his home was like, oh, this seems like a nice place, let
me have you, and just took him out the water and went off with
him. Do you feel bad for the alligator? Do you think? Do
you think there's any way that the three of us could kill a jaguar?
No? I think if we work together, I think we could. We
have Do we have tools? Uh? Tools but no guns? So what
kind of like tools? Yeah? I think we could. I think we
can figure out one of us will die probably. I think I think are
gonna have like if I can have like a vihander, I would I would
feel comfortable being able to defend myself because it might pounce and just slice itself
in half. So there's that is the only chance I have other than that,
even if it's correct, or would you just do the hold out there?
Actually? I had a guy, one of my one of my followers,
he's a he's a blade smith, and he made me his vhander.
He said, hey, I want to make you. I want to make
you a sword. You have one and I'm yeah, now I haven't seen
it in a minute, so I haven't oiled it up in a while.
So I'm kind of sad when I go to Storrege, it's probably gonna be
rusty. But yeah, I owed it up the last time. But anyway,
he just yeah, he just fucking made it. And I just paid
for the shipping. I was just like, bro, like, can I
pay? It's like, just pay for shipping. I was like, okay,
yes. And it's it's heavy for a for a sword, obviously,
but it's not unreasonably heavy. It's not unreasonably heavy. It's not like handle
this. The way the way people describe, like the way I play D
and D and the way people like the way they weigh the weapons in D
and D is so fucking crazy. Katan is not five pounds. That is
not a five pound weapon at all. It's it would be so to the
three exactly. The people that would use them would be so like, think
of how big a Japanese person is. If they were swinging around a five
pound blade the way they do in real life, their arms would be yo,
it's like totally, it's like two. It's like two and a half
to three pounds for a sword, for a long sword, like a rega
long sword is like a little over three pounds, less than four pounds.
These we have to when whenever I see that in in a lot of RPG's,
they always get that wrong. You get weighted down so quickly. And
I'm thinking this, do you understand that just a handful of swings cleaving into
something you would already be you You're you would be useless, arms will be
literally throw your arm out. You would swing this sword and you dislocate your
own arm. You'd be like, wow, that's crazy, and you go
about your day. It's fucking absurd. It's like if when you swing this
vhander in uh in Dark Souls, the representation of it, I'm like,
how heavy is this fucking blade? Because it crashes to the ground like it's
like shot like you know, like or that fucking and and Dark Souls to
that fucking final fantasy, that ultra heavy sword. It's just like blunt,
the big old blunt sword. One looks like that's the sword. Yeah,
it's so stupid. You can get ship up anything with it. Though,
So I think if I had a big warhammer, I think I could get
lucky enough to get one good donk on ahead of it. But I don't
know if that would killing. I don't know I would and instead into a
fury and it would goss. Can I make things worse? I don't trust
blunt weapons enough in a scenario I would. I would trust a small dagger
over a over like a big fucking hammer, because the idea of hinting something
hitting a bunk on an animal and killing it is crazy. Yeah, but
it's not reliable as a blade that that you know will cut at least,
you know what I mean, Like you can, like at the very least
hopefully I can like maybe cut off, like cut a big slit in this
thing, and maybe crawl inside it where it can't get me, you know,
like like like a fucking parasite cut. It's like trying to get you
out too, when you were just already inside of it, you already.
I think, I think, I I think I am. I think I
am small, nimble, nimble and fast enough to potentially potentially you cannot invade
the animal before. How you get that? That is Chris, That is
preposterous. We're all fighting. If we're all fighting that I thought we were
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had abandoned me. I thought we were
all fighting. He's already dead because he tried to swing a fucking mace at
it or whatever the swore hammer swung cannot and then it backed up and then
it clawed your face offs in the air or something like that, and then
I would just go. I would swing, I would swing down with all
my because it's it's the hammer is so blunt that it's like the kind of
blood words like splat. It's not. It's so heavy and slow. You're
you're being chased by a You need that. You need a you need a
des build for something like this. You can't go in with a fucking hammering
of that thing pouncing on you. I just don't like knocked down my chest.
I'm baking on the velocity. The velocity of its pounce will help me
cut it, you know. With this giant will cover a lot of ground.
That's what I'm hoping on. But in real let's be real, I
think we would all easily lose. I think we would easily lose. You
guys would lose because I think I think first, and almost none of us
are none of us are capable. Like, I don't think any of us
have been hurt to the point where we would get slashed and we wouldn't immediately
go in the shock, because that's the big thing, right you gotta be
like you gotta be able to take a hit. That's the Yeah, I've
never been been hurt really bad, but not in a long time. So
I won't get slashed and be like I'm can keep fighting. I'm not a
warrior. I'll get slashed and I'd be like, ah, I'll fall down
and start crying. Yeah, something that like completely opens you up. That
would be kind of you know, like I have my fingernail ripped off in
a fight. I didn't feel it at all, but like it's different if
claws like take off a chunk of your meat, Like I'm pretty sure to
get to be like I'm fine, I'll wipe it up later. No,
we're gonna get and we're gonna start bleeding and get dizzy, and probably just
I would, I would for sure just run, yeah, trip Kingston,
and then you wouldn't have to well, let's be you wouldn't have to You
wouldn't have to trip Kingson. Kingston's getting the jaguars catching if it's not fast.
If I was in good shape, though, you guys would be in
trouble because I'm probably about as fast as in your size, in my size.
But when I was younger, when I was like, now, I'll
be like, yo, just run, just run, guys. Hopefully it'll
it'll take long enough to kill me. When's the last time you've sprinted?
Because I was thinking about that the other day, because like I've done like
a five point something on a treadmill, but there's still not like my maximum
sprinting speed printed. Oh my god, I don't know, yeah, like
last week. I think actually maybe like I didn't Yeah, and maybe like
pre Covid like like I mean like sprinting, like where you're you're pretty much
reaching your maximum speed? Yeah, max speed? Yeah, why bi Covid.
I Well, I go on walks a lot, and then like sometimes
I'll walk around at night and then I'll just kind of want to I'll reach
a point where I was like, I just want to get home, and
it's all sprint instead of just jogging like a normal person. You'll start springing
like a mediac in the middle of the night. That's crazy. That's privilege
right there of the night though we were gonna privilege just get away from somewhere.
Why some they would never They wouldn't be able to hit me out of
their window just just happens to have their gun right next to them. They
were I didn't know. I got scared of my life. They would not
You assume that they would be able to hit me, which is crazy,
but they would not able to dodge. It's crazy. And I am listen,
listen, listen, I I and I think some some friends of ours
can attest to this. Okay, I am unreasonably fast for somebody who exercises
very little, and like, yeah, really, you fascinating. I remember
we we raced, when we remember that we literally did this. I don't
remember you guys racing, But I know because Jalen is. Jalen is the
fastest person. Well one person that's fast in him, that's fast him.
But Jalen is one of the fasts I've met in my life. Like Jalen
is, he's just a little slower than I know. I know at one
point that's inane because boat could be way like way slower technically or not at
all. It's still so ungodly fucking fast. You say boat was so fast
that people wouldn't make it. Would it wouldn't make set his speed of running
because when you take off, it's supposed to be at your fastest, but
you would get faster during the run. And that's like, that's not how
running works. You saying you're doing it wrong. And then he broke his
leg because he was too fast, literally ran so fast he broke itself.
I'm more than sure if I try to sprint at my maximum of speed right
now, I would easily pull. I would pull microin. I would pull
my groin easily, like because even at like saying it because I was I
was on the treadmill running five point like six or something that whatever, just
putting it all the way up. Yeah, and I'm going, but I'm
not. It's not. I don't want to try to max it out.
That's dangerous, right, I want to get hurt at the gym. Well,
dude, we had to rap in my hamstring already. I was like,
fuck. We had we had to do sprints for for training, for
training for for the bossing. There were periods of time so we would have
to sprint, and I remember, I remember uh. My coaches tell him,
it's like, oh, you're pretty fast. That's weird. That liked
yeah, because they just didn't expect because I told them it's like, oh
yeah, I don't do much of anything. And they're like and then they
were like why do you why what what? My main coach didn't understand really,
which was like pretty cool. I'm not like faster than like we're saying
bould or anything. It's insane. He runs like what like twenty fucking five
miles an hour, probably not faster than that thirty. Yeah, that is
upsetting. It is so stupid. Yeah, I remember, because dude,
it would be other fast people next to him. That's what makes it even
more insane. And he's just out running and I'm like, what in God's
name is wrong? Oh? My good top speed is twenty seven point three
three miles an hour? Like that's fucked up? Was that the record that
the record for the fastest person of all time is? Right? I don't
know. I think somebody beat his record. I think someone beat his record
eventually. Yeah, probably just some random fucking African, just some guy that's
like that was probably Jamaican. Get money, I get money. I can
bring a little bit of money back to my village, and he just fucking
smoked his record. He just didn't even like, oh well, I wasn't
even trying. He's the thing that's freaks, The thing that's scary, The
thing that's scary about sprinting and being that is stopping really like stopping is kind
of that's you gotta scary down, bro. You can't just you have to.
Don't just don't know, you have to. You have to. You
have to pedal it down. But by nature of like slowing down your you're
destabilizing yourself. Yeah, so's it's definitely read it. You just just try
to stop, try to play your feet. It would be so do I
think you're having explode? If it like its concrete you, I think you
would really not be in a good stance out. I think I think we're
laughing at it, and then we'd see that we'd be like, yo,
that's so unfortunate. The condition that right now, Yeah, it's like it's
it's my one physical attribute that I have that is like a good stat advantage,
the only the only one I have to be fast until and I still
don't know what's wrong with me to this day. Because I it's it's so
hard to deal with doctors and like people where I I thought something was wrong
with my back specifically, so whenever I try to get things. This was
in when I was sixteen. I was doing spring training for football, and
I thought somebody hit me and nobody was around me. I just something tweaked.
For the longest time, I thought it was my back, So then
they would do X rays on my lower spine like you're fine, pussy,
but and then it got to the point where I realized that it's actually what
do you call it, the hip or something on the left like something's something's
wrong there. And it's still to as we sit here, I'm always in
pain, like every every second of the day. But I just live with
it. Right, It's just some like whatever, like Jalen with his like
Jaalen with his knees, his knees always. I do think Jayalen would be
faster than me if his theees didn't hurt. He has lines, that's right,
that I think is what hinders him. Okay, that makes it is
that he's in physical distress whatever he's moving. So you just like live with
it. You just live with the pain, right, You just you just
that you just was. I was much faster on my side. I'm probably
still way fast in some of my sizes, Like someone is my side something
I am. But when I was at dinner, I was way faster than
I was. A fast, pretty quick dude like that, as fast as
Joe. Like I think Joe was faster than me still because he's small.
But I was still able to like catch keep up with them, like when
we played football, one will be able to like get I could get people.
Yeah, there's a strange advantage in being small, but I don't even
understand how that works really, because like logically, like I would think that
like the larger your stride is the the the faster that you would be.
Like that just seems to make sense, but like I kind of makes sense,
but it doesn't. I've seen it opposite several times. I think it's
more about the the strength in your legs versus the mass. Like say,
if you have less mass to move, but you have like pretty strong legs
and you probably do just you know, just by I don't fucking whatever,
that you can just move pretty goddamn fast. It is interesting seeing giant people
your size that are in the NFL Kingston that are goodly fast and I'm like,
can you move like that? It's it's actually frightening. It's frightening seeing
something that big move so quickly because you're like, how, you think,
well, I know how they're all on drugs. They're all in performance and
nancing drugs. Like they're literally they're like they're literally injecting steroids unto their lower
back where it hurts and then it does the muscles. Heel there, it's
right now, and then they just run where everything would have broken, everything
would have fucking popped and everything would have been fucked up. And they do
that every week and they're fine for the most part. It's fucking bullshit.
It's like they try to act like the sports aren't clean, but you have
to not be clean to be able to handle that shit. Lit a fucking
basketball player and how somehow they have knees and they play eighty two games a
season, somehow their knees aren't grinded in the dust. And they're like,
oh, I'm fucking like okay, yeah, like you're not. Like Lebron
James is almost forty and he's just like, oh, we're gonna believe that
this guy's not on every fucking drug that gives them an advantage to stay healthy,
bro, the ones that are legal, the ones that are not legal.
Insane way, this is like, Bro, you're just using shit,
Like, just just fucking make it all, like, just regulate it.
Just make it legal so then it can just be and then people can regulate
and they don't have to hide this shit. Some asshole gets suspended for like
fucking eight games for getting caught, and then he's right back to cheating again
after I'm like, what is the point of this? He just loses some
money. Like the way is insane, Like all you gonna do is just
simply like and give me the drugs and make them cheaper. Goddamn it.
I would love it, bro, I would love I would love there was
better surgeries for people's like bodies that'd be so perfect. People just like,
oh yeah, I'm just gonna get the surgery and be fine now, dude,
we're gonna be fixed like when we're older. Though. That's why I
know I've mentioned this before, Like I always say the just like when people
talk about AI, they say it's never gonna be this bad ever again,
meaning that it's only gonna keep getting better, right, so only can improve.
And the same way I think old people of today are not going to
exist when we're old. I just think it's just not gonna be a anymore
other than the people who reject like science in general and they don't want to
be touched by anything. There's gonna be those people like I remember in Mass
Effect, there was that whole thing where there was that one green ending that
you could do in three there was like almost a secret one. There was
like blue red, there was blue red, and what was it blue red?
And then I think there was you could just kill your don't remember anyway,
there was a there was a secret one where you would everybody would kind
of just become transhumanists, where they would just accept the technology of the AI
the reapers and they would all become higher and better beings. But then there
was a whole subsect of humans that are like, oh, you guys are
freaks kind of It's almost like what's happening out with the what were they calling
themselves pure bloods? Oh I didn't. I'm a beer blow and I'm like,
you're this is Mass Effect was like it's happening. I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't become a trans human. You wouldn't become like
better just but like you're not you're this, You're you, but just I
can't wait the giant in modern it's almost like it, okay, well fair,
I can't wait to die, bro. Like I'm like, I'm I've
been trying to come to terms with that ship for a while and I'm like
really getting there. I don't want to be here much longer. Man,
I'm trying to be for suicide though. What's your beef for? What's your
beef for that? Like, I'm not trying to kill myself, but I'm
trying to die eventually, you know, Like I'm trying to like you know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna do my time. I'm gonna do my time.
I'm gonna do my laps. And I'm like, all right, that's it.
I'm out. I love that love. That is a great quote.
I'm not trying to kill myself, but I am trying to die though.
That's a that's a pretty good that's a pretty good close. Like I'm to
be killed myself, but I'm really trying to die. If you try to
help me, out do it to myself. I've definitely been at points in
my life where I'm like, I guess I'll sky dive because like whatever,
you like, if something goes wrong, like whatever, man like, yeah,
yeah, that's actually good. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna throw my
life away because I've made fun of people doing that too often, and I
don't want to be a pipper creating that sense, like I don't want you
guys to be like yo case talking about these motherfuckers getting hit by trains and
falling off building. Look at this motherfucker didn't win and fucking tried to fucking
hug a bayh. Yeah, but he's an idiot because he thinks he's an
idiot because he thinks that's a safe thing to do. Like that's that's what's
stupid about it. He's like, yeah, oh, I'm gonna be fine
after this. It's the hubris of it that's stupid. If you're going into
if you're skydiving, and you're like, yeah, honestly, if I die,
I die, I don't really not really, not really thrilled with anything
else. Yeah. I saw a Swarzenegger movie where he was like you he
was fell out of a building and he wis parachute wouldn't open, and he
hit a car and he was fine. And I really thought for a while
that if you hit a car when you jumped out of a plane, you
wouldn't die. I mean you would blow the up. Still listen, listen,
hold on, hold on, hold on. This is not one hundred
percent untrue. Cars do break people's falls in a way that helps them survive
from like falls that you would believe would absolutely you're skydiving, you that when
you hit the skydiving, we hit the ground. It's game over. The
dude, I saw I saw this video of some lady jumping off like a
fucking genuine like a like an eight story building and landing on a car and
then apparently she like survived because the car broke from It's the same. They
crumple, They crumple so like they impact all and it's not normally enough to
save you, but sometimes it does. I have somebody falling off the skyscraper
car and being like, well, imagine that's your car. Though that would
piss me the fun that would be said. That's a Sidefeld episode where somebody
jumps off the roof of the hospital and lands on George's car and he tries
to get and he tries to get them to pay for it. Oh,
you know what's even funny? You know what's doing funnier in superhero movies where
they're fighting it like a super the superhero picks up your car and throws at
the villain and he misses. You're like you'd even hit him with it.
Yeah, you just completely waste reason, dude, I don't even know where
I don't even know where it's at. Thor you threw my car I don't
know into the ocean. Maybe I can't get insurance for that. There's no
thor if it depends on your level of insurance. If you just work,
there probably is, or probably New York City. In the Marvel universe,
there must be Avengers insurance. Yeah, if you and your stupid if you
don't get it, it's probably that though, like you got to pay extra
sure and you're an idiot if you don't have it, because it's so obviously
can happen. Remember a two thousand and eight Incredible Hulk. He uses a
car boxing gloves essentially like Gole the top cars Garnete though, Oh so that
already, so it's just the already out of the city's pocket, fucking Hulk.
Dude, you can do that in the game too, soun cool,
Hulks. Was it Hulk's ultimate destruction that game? And you could like pick
up a car and like break it and half and wear of his gloves,
Like this is sick. I thought it was cool, but I was like,
aren't Hulk's hands stronger than any car possible? So it's silly. It's
silly. It's literally just it's just player expression, that's all. It's just
like I feel like doing this, and so let me do it. If
my Hulk wants to wear, you know, car gloves, He's gonna wear
car gloves. I'm like, that's so cool. What a weird idea to
just develop and push into the game. It make sure like it reaches deadline.
You know. It was the same thing when when mogin Vegeta. It's
one of my favorite scenes where when Goku like because he strapped, you know,
like he's strapped on the rock and uh whatever fucking Vegeta is just talking
ship or whatever he's saying, and then Goku he fucking breaks out of it
and he has the rock the stone on his arms and he fucking punches Vecheta
with both of them, and it's such a cool scene. But also that
rock is like cookies to them, where it's like it's like just punching Vegeta
in the face would be way more effective, but it looks cool as ship.
I'm gonna see if I can find that scene. So I love that
scene because I don't even remember what because I think that's when Vegeta just starts
talking all this good ship about this is what I did, and now I'm
stronger than you, and he's like, actually, you're not stronger than me,
and he turns into super Saiying three and then Vegita's all crying. As
soon I would just I would just drown people. If I was worst,
I would get somebody and start drowning. What you're doing, I'm like,
I'm gonna drown this guy. I'm gonna hold him underwater long enough till he
dies. But they don't have to breathe, so of course they don't have
Freezer doesn't have to breathe, of course, of course they don't have to
of course freezer doesn't have to breathe. Of course, to breath even now
did you Now have you guys seen uh now, I know we're talking about
a character. Yamen, where we're we're not right now, but like we
were, uh the because there's some people obviously who are there's always gonna be
somebody with some kind of problem, no matter how beloved the person is.
They just said, well it's it's mister Popo. Everybody's like, oh,
well he made this fucking racist character look so like, how how could you
possibly revere this? Man? You can't be golded without that. Yeah,
you can't do great things about having one racist character under your I never I
know, I don't know, man, that thing's that that's so fucking silly
to me. Look man, that entire thing, it's it's distasteful. But
as a kid, you absolutely I I didn't know what that ship was.
I wasn't I wasn't into I was not that learned at that point to know
the history of blackface and stuff like that. So and by the time,
I don't think I don't think people in Japan are either. I don't think
it's I think it's based on black face at all. I think it's based
on probably some fucking Hindu god or something it's it's totally possible. I mean,
but in the same way they say, uh, Mexico, my friend
he had he had some Mexican comics and there is a like a comic book
that is based off of black face. And to them, it's just it's
just a thing. It's not even like I think I might have showed you
guys a long time ago. Yeah, I think you us. I think
that's right. Yeah, was what it was called. I sent. I
sent it to my cousins. They were like, oh yeah, I heard
of this and was like, all right, let me see. I'm trying
to get to that part where what oh he's wow, it's a whole So
I'm looking at now Memon Memon penguin. I think it is. Is that
it? I meanin that sounds right, that sounds right. Oh ship,
Yeah, this is bad. This is actually fucking And to them they're just
like, oh, whatever, it's funny. This is what people think mister
Popo is, which is you know, a little concerning. Here we go.
I'm gonna send you, guys, this is so fucking absurd. I
love this so much. I'm just gonna send you that. Just good.
If you guys don't remember that in Zach scene we're just how the rocks are
bigger than I even remember. Uh, if you just gotta go to twenty
forty seven, I'm gonna sending you this clink right now, just this refrigerator
like the I remember the rocks being actually like more just on his fist,
but it's actually they're almost like wings. It's so much bigger than I actually
remember is twenty forty seven. Yeah, and then he then he just punches
the ship out of It's so fucking silly. Oh I thought that was so
cool though, But yeah, that's that's that's Hulk with the cars. Oh
yeah, they are so big. Yeah that Vegeta. You know Vegeta's Chris
is height, You know that right, Yeah, the way the way sands
are built, like even the kid ones, they have so much masks on
them, Like Goku's like five a, Like he's about your height, Derek,
Goku's your height. You think he's he was tall? Really five eight,
dude, Vegeta made I think Go Go's five seven. I think Go
Go Goku seems tall to me. Goku is five nine according to Google Twitter
eleven, it's only five nine. Huh. Interesting, so much to me,
who vegas five five five five mm hmm huh go Go's only five nine.
Well that fair enough. For some reason, I thought I've always thought
him. It's also how like it's like nightment from sol Caliber and not from
sol Caliber is one hundred and twenty five pounds, And I'm like, no,
he's not, No, you need that, not even like like without
all the ship on him. I guess, dude, there's no way.
There's no way, Nightmare, they measure twenty five pounds. I don't know
they're measuring wrong. That's doing the sword itself. That Soule caliber sword is
just one hundred and twenty pounds, twenty five pounds on its own. People
are just like like I hear that, and I'm like, that's not true,
Like I understand what Solidge or something. Yeah, that's that sort called
Solidge. Yeah what pounds? Like, no, he's not, that's a
This motherfucker's at least two hundred pounds at least. Where did you say that?
That doesn't that doesn't even sound like why would somebody say that? That's
just that just sounds like someone's trolling. Yeah, So right here, it
says Goku and Gohan at the same height. I know that's definitely not true.
Go on, it's taller than Goku. Is he I every time really
focused as an adult, as an adults, he is adult. They looked
about the same in me. I never really noticed. Yeah, but to
be fair, the height, the heights and Dragon Ball are really don't make
sense. But if vegeta, Vegeta used to be like five five and but
there's some there's some shots where he's clearly the same height as Goku, and
it's like he used to be very slim too. He used to be very
slim. He was more much more what like he got well? I think
during the South Saga everybody was beefed up. Everybody was broader than they normally
were. Yeah, yeah for sure, but like saying he was huge,
alreatty big like look at like Kyo can Goku beefed up? And Super saying
he was big. He was a big guy. He was a very big
dude. And then obviously in the South Saga they they trimmed down. They
went very big on muscle. It was a lot of stria hid muscle.
And then in Dragon Balls, I remember Super what was it super Vegeta or
where he was like ascended or something and he got like fucking beef the funk
up read Android nineteen's arms off all right, right, right right right?
That's it was crazy. What was it like? Does a machine like yourself
ever experienced fear? Fucking insane? It was so mean, was really fucking
cruel. But also fuck Android nineteen, fucking ping looking dude, somebody photoshopped
him like that. I lost my phone. That was that was the It
wasn't it was it was Kim John. It was Kim. I think Kim
or one of them. You're right, I know I have Kim immediately Android
nineteen, that ship's in my phone, like I have that favorite. So
he's climbing immediately and you can see like you can see the button. That's
amazing. It looks exactly like It's just wild. The fact that that piece
of ship made a an Android look like that too. You're like, what
is wrong with you? Dude? It's just funny. It's a crazy design,
dude. The funniest part ever is where when when Virginia gets his arm
broken, he just holds his arm, it just looks up and then he
kicks him into a rock and I was like, yo, that's so fucking
yo. Vangina gets Vegina gets really abused a lot in this series. Man,
he gets like, straight up just the most mean shit happened to him.
But I think he's a mean person. I think that's like Toriala being
like, look what happened when you're an asshole? The world is an asshole
back to you. But it's like, dude, he didn't deserve all that.
Man, she broke his arm. Bro she broke his arm, and
he couldn't scream. He wasn't so much and he couldn't yell about it.
And I was like, Yo, damn dude, that would suck. But
also, remember when you beat up a four year old? Remember when you
beat up a four year old when he helped you get back to a safe
planet. Remember that when they wished you back to life and you immediately fought
a child. And it's like, damn, I do what you gotta do?
Man. I like I like in the freezers out like when they all
come back to life, and then Vegeta runs up to them and he goes
like and then he disappears. He flies up to him like what are you
doing? And that's right, that's right, that's right, okay. It's
so funny and retes because he just kind of like flies after them, hoping,
like hoping that he can do something, and then it just teleports him
away. He's like, Freezer, I've gotten so much stronger. I can
probably beat you now and there. And they're both like, Vegeta, you
know you can't like just get out of here. Vegeta like you're you're not
where you need to be yet, and he's like he's just I will say,
was it was it? In? Was it GT or Battle of Gods
that Vegeta kills because I can't remember that. I feel like there was a
moment like that where Vegeta killed Freezer or something. It was it was a
resurrection at he was beat up Freezer, but then Freezer blew up the PLANETOU
just killed Freezing in front him. He was like, oh, that's right,
and I was like, come on, dude, why would you take
that from it? That's I just this super makes me so angry, because
like, I really don't think the character of Vegeta would have been okay with
Freezer fighting alongside him in the Toyment of Power. I really don't think.
I think Vegeta Regeta loaths Freezer. He really hates him, like really hates
him. He said Freezer with a hard r. He did it, did
it? I was I thought that was his name when I was little.
When I was I thought his name was Freezer. You couldn't have And I
was like, yes, something like isn't something like close to that, like
general Cold or something? What was his name? And his brother's name is
Cooler and is cross? I love I love it though, dude like that.
There was a tweet that was going around that was like this, this
guy really just made a show where everybody's named after vegetables and underwear and everybody
took it seriously. Geez. Yeah, he likes food all he likes food.
He likes the woman's body parts. He's a big fan of Uh.
It's fine, it makes sense, it makes it like it's it's it's a
it's funny. I don't know, man, Alight, Let's get a couple
of these questions and we'll get out of here. Uh. Oh. T
Boy Joe Biden's boy Pussy wrote in he says, hey, guys, how
does it feel knowing you guys killed the creator of TBZ? It is weird?
Is it look? We talked about Dragon Ball, I feel like kind
of regularly, but not necessarily to the extent, to the extent that it
wasn't a coincidence that we had talked about it literally in like a previous episode,
and then it like he might have died while we were doing the episode,
if the timing lines out based on when it died the first he died
the first. Oh, I I rejected that because I didn't. I just
I didn't even I looked it up and I was like, I'm not even
gonna that it doesn't track with me, because the world found out yesterday that's
true. That's what he died in my in my cannon, And like,
I just I'm not even going to accept the most I didn't know. I
didn't know when Hitler died until a few minutes ago. So Hitler died a
few minutes. He's been alive the whole goddamn time. That damn he might
be in Argentina right now, is fucking like what like a hun or something.
I don't know. I feel like that's the kind of motherfucker that lived
long to a lot of the worst Nazi's lived long, lavish lives in Argentina
and South America. It's fucked up. They lived like that's why, that's
why you go to Argentina and like there's a bunch of brown motherfuckers and there's
this one stark white motherfucker and you're like, what are you doing here?
I think I might have told you guys that I bought him. I bought
a motorcycle on twenty eleven and I bought a helmet off of Craigslist. The
guy that I bought from was almost seven foot long, blonde hair, and
I couldn't pinpoint his accent. I was like, hey, dude, where
are you from? So I'm from Argentina. I was like, of course,
I was like, a fucking course, you are you fucking Nazis?
You relocated to Argentina. You're not from here, You're not from How old
was it? How old is it? He looked like he was imagine he
was like one of the ogs he was. I mean, I'm sure he
was absolutely a descendant. He looked like he was probably his thirties. That's
why people like this is mean, this is very not nice. Sorry,
this is petty as fuck being a boxing fan, right and people being like
Mexicans loving Canelo and I'm like, you, guys love Canelo so much.
You know he's a conqueror, right, have you seen the way he looks?
He's a conqueror and everybody gets so mad. I love making fun of
Robert Canelo because the fact that I think he's way worse a box than people
give him credit for. He fought Floyd when he was way out of his
prime, and Floyd with a beat the fuck out of him. He beat
the ship out of him, and everybody forgets that fight. And I'm like,
yo, No, Floyd beat his ass when he was either to be
fair, to be fair, Canelo wasn't his prime. He was definitely I
would love to see I would love to see prime both of them go together
and just and I would still believe. I still believed their weather Mayweather would
win, just like it would be a sad he he stopped a prime Ricky
Hatton and like absolute like so I agree, I agree, I agree,
But I still wouldn't I would. I don't think that's a like one to
one like as far as like him being in his prime. But I do
like the idea of I love that. I just I like the idea of
him being so white so ginger. That's what's so funny to me, Like
it's obviously we know why. And just like say, being in the United
States, it doesn't you know, it doesn't we get it. We doesn't
matter, doesn't mean anything literally, but you were born in this country.
Sure you are, you are you are your nationality is Mexican. Also,
he's actually a really he's actually a like he's grown into a very respectable boxer.
Like he was kind of obviously the young hot shot dickhead, but he
grew up into like a very like every fight after he has a fight with
somebody, he shows him not but love and respect. He's like, he's
like really nice his son. He's like, hey, man, it's okay
to cry, don't worry anything like that. Hell, his voice is so
like it was so high, dude, Like was so high. I know
you're a steroids. What's going on is because how Hispanics when they speak Spanish
opposed how they speak English. That is like every person that's in first the
Spanish when they speak English to sound way softer. Hey. But then there's
the radio niggas that are like what all when all tell him to say hello,
looking Mexican radio rady is Toriam is forever a legend for having the shortest
and baldest and weakest guy. Pull Android eighteen facts gave hope to a lot
of like people who thought like there's no there is no hope. And it's
like, look at thrilling Man, he's busting nuts and gears and ship like.
I don't like people like someone like this is one of my somebody I
follow to the I still can't believe anyone thought was supposed to be a black
person. What black person? Do you know? Where the turbine and has
a comedy to it was on, I'm like, look, he is literally
black, like he literally black like black, he is black. He's like,
he's not a black person, but that's a black person. You know,
it's a black it's a black creature creature. So it sounds funny.
I don't know if it sounds funny, but I don't know what the hell
I don't know. I don't know if it's like even a was he like
a demon or like an angel or something? Yeah, he's a god's attendant,
Yeah, but like what that's all he is? Based on Hold on,
mister what what is? Mister Popo? Based on negroid based on what's
that tap dap dancing? Bitch? Uh? What's your name? We're in
the black face? Oh my god, Shirley Temple. Temple is this Shirley
Temple is not the right one I'm thinking of. That's a cracker in my
rabbits, spook and spooks animal n in. Dude. When they showed her
the scene where she like she first has the black face on, you can
tell she knows she's doing something wrong. Like as a child, she's like,
mom and dad, this is not going to age. Well, can
you please not me? And they were like, put that fucking makeup on
and go out there and dance. Now I beat you again, dance and
make as many so we could drink it away. That's crazy, dude.
When did she die? Let's see yesterday Chili Temple died last night along side
of the Toriabay crazy legends, and they found her with black face on,
like they just they did like they did, like they did a suicide.
They did a suicide pact on with but died. Just insane. Oh that
makes correct a lot of sense. Okay, go ahead. He's based on
apparently, hold on Shirley Temple. His name is mah Mahakala is a deity
common to Hinduism and Buddhism. Mahacala god of time, creation, destruction,
power, And if you look up pictures of this guy, it's kind of
crazy because it is just okay, okay, yeah, it's very it's kind
of shockingly mister Popo. Why does he look so evil like the god of
time? Oh my god? Yeah, for sure, I wouldn't want that
nigga to be around me at all. Like you're like, you're like,
oh, what time is it? This dude appears like I don't care anymore.
The niggas a pokemon. It's twelve o'clock. That snarling like a fucking
savage demon. Dude, he looks trying to tell you the time like he's
so mad, he's so angry. Well makes it crazy? Is I think
they? I think what happened? Was they just the first African that went
to the India. Well there's a black guy with three eyes and he tell
time. He's not tell time. That's it. That's exactly dude. That
he is scary. Man, he is actually terrifying, Like there's ones why
they're so white? He so like it is really amazing he's so like,
try to do that. You have to really be angry to be like,
like, he looks like chef. He looks like chef to me a little
bit. Oh no, why would you say that's crazy? I mean,
that's like that's you man, you're demons. The way that he holds his
hands up like hey, children, you know, it's like the hands I
did not I did not get chef from that at all. But like,
I mean, listen, man, like you've got if you have certain internalized
things that you have to that's it's not internalized, in fact, externalized.
I'm telling you guys about it. Hello, children, And what time is
it? Yeah, I'm I'm a con. I got a time see pushing
to a hydraulic press. All right, let's uh. We didn't uh,
we didn't get to a lot of the question. I mean a lot of
the questions are basically just telling us that we killed him. To be fair,
that is that is what a lot of them. There's one somebody.
We'll get to this one and then we'll go. It's not a question but
a clarification. It's one that I think everybody knows, but just to clarify
for some people who might be listening and might not know. We mentioned it
earlier that Goku's voice actor in Japan is a woman, and she sounds very
much like a woman. It's not like a you know, it's putting on
a male voice or anything. He goes, hey boys, Toriana. Toriana
passing reminded me of you guys saying you didn't understand why Japanese Gokhu was a
girl. I didn't say I didn't understand. I said I didn't love it.
I understood why I really don't like it. Well, I'm here to
bring that answer. Tore On and himself chose her when he was looking for,
uh looking for during the audition for the original Dragon Ball. She apparently
gives off Goku's hic energy and accent incredibly well. Love you boys, rest
in peace. I always assumed it was like to give like to make it
clear that it was like he was childlike, yeah, it's in nature,
like he was still like a good natured kid or whatever, which is fine,
Like I get it theoretically and even as like I said, I watched
some of the Japanese version, like I didn't get used to it, but
I still like Sean Sheammil is like Sean Shemmil's that that guy to me?
Do you know how I found this out? I found out where we had
a knockoff. Uh, I don't know what this was a Japanese cartridge of
it was like a Japanese Super Nintendo. I don't know what the fuck this
thing was. But if you you had to, if you took off probably
and I just I'd never I've never seen it before when I was a kid,
and I was like, what the fuck is this? But then you
could, you know, you could uh you could alter uh do something on
your Super Nintendo that would have it work so you were able to play it.
And it was like Joel breaking it essentially, and that's when we're like,
oh shit, we had this fucking fighting game. And then Goku sounded
like a whiny little fucking woman and I was like, I can't play this.
I remember when it was alter Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle twenty two was
the PS one game that I played that I remember, and it was it
was all in Japanese, like there was no English option available, I think
mess I remember playing that game. That game was so confusing. It was
weird played it played like how it played how a little kid's nightmare of Dragon
Ball Z would go on barely any control. You don't know what's going on
about. Final Bout was way worse. Like I liked, I liked Ultimate
ultim Battle twenty two was like it was a mess, but it was like
at least like a stable mess. But like Final BAT was fucking unreadable,
like early three D not very good. They were at least still using sprites
for Ultimate Battle twenty two, and you had then they had that that cool
cheek that you could put in the star screen and then you would it would
become Ultimate Battle twenty twenty seven or something or twenty eight, and you would
get like five extra characters. So I remember that actually being son. I
remember seeing that and being like, what's dragon Ball GT. I'm still watching
Dragon Ball Z. What's going on? Yeah? I thought I thought it.
I thought GT was like a fan creation thing or something like. I
didn't know it was original or like like or like real. I thought it
was just fan fiction or something, because I was like, what the fuck
is baby? Vegeta baby? A baby? It's not even a baby.
That's a grown ass man. So what I put in the chat, I'm
pretty sure it was this this is the one that I had and uh oh,
I remember that cartridge and I was like, this is fucking weird.
What is this? What is this called Dragon ball Z? Hyper what hyper
Dimension? Yeah? I just remember the cartridge like that was on there and
I was like this is I was like this like it was just go it
just I I still not you said you got used to it. I still
haven't. I don't like yeah, I mean I got I got okay with
it, but it's not it's not my preferred like if if Like I never
sat and was like, oh, I can't wait to see the new episode,
so I'll watch it. In this I was like, no, I
was always gonna wait for Jehn Shmel and Christopher Sabat to do their thing.
And I've always waited because yeah, even when I'm like, funk, I
want to watch some of the Super I was like, fun, I want
to watch Super. I was like, no, I'm waiting. I watched.
I watched Super in Japanese. We watched. We were doing like we
were posting like watch parties every time it came out though, so we watched
the Japanese Wow. Yeah, but I hated it. I couldn't say I
was. I was so thoroughly like. I was so because not only did
I not like what was happening in it, like I didn't like what the
story because it is like, oh, remember those movies that you already saw,
I'm gonna do those again but slower. And it's like, why just
do the movie dumb? That's I feel about the manga. The manga they
did fucking Dragon Ball Superhero over again, and I was like why And now
finally, finally, now Goku and Gohan are fighting and like all drens again
beast mode, and I'm like, this is really really cool. We could
have been through this a well long time ago and already saw the conclusion,
but I guess we're there now. Yeah, man, he's fucking he's gone.
This lis It's not often. It's not often. Look, it's not
often that when someone dies we would dedicate basically an entire episode. This is
this is that is insane. This is the first time we've done this.
The fact that there is enough there to do that we're not even done.
There's still more we can talk about, to we could talk about there could
be a part two. We even get into Chrono Trigger and ship like that,
like that that is a whole other fucking man Sandland. I know Sandland
is coming out to so like there's there's a whole b maybe if he dies
again, well we'll do it. But h recipe secure Toriana a goat legend
and uh, let's move on. Let's get the funk on out of here.
All right, we're gonna read. We're gonna read our twenty five dollars
patrons over our Patreon comp slash a snart tank or you can go over there
and I get at fore yearly access to certain things and exclusive right, but
that was fucking scary. But I think I saw something that really unsettled me,
and I didn't I didn't let my eyes focus on it. What you're
doing scary? That ship happens to be too often, like when you're like
when you're like when you're watching side that supposed to be scary and you don't
focus your eyes. I'm not really scared of this scaredy I'm watching. I
like sometimes when I like, like when I made fun of that fucking pronouns
guy, that fat British dude, and then like after the quartering got to
it, a bunch of these fucking retarded fan bases poured in my mentions,
and so after a while my eyes just started just glazing. I was like,
I'm not even reading this ship anymore because it just gets like tired.
I'm like, ah, yeah, I get it, I get it.
I'm surprised those those fat, greasy retards aren't talking about how a Katoriama died
because he was woke or something. I'm surprised, Like, I don't,
like, there probably are wokeness killed the Curetory. Yeah, yeah, I'm
gonna check the quarters page. I could see that, I could see that
happening easily. But I wish the quartering was just I wish the quartering got
a spare bomb dropped on his house. It's just like the corning is not
even close to the worst of them, the leader. That's actually terrifying.
That is terrifying that he's not the worst, and but he still does a
lot of damage that a rat. But let's let's read. Let's read.
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changed my projectory of like, oh, yeah, I'm moving over there,
good. Oh yeah, I'd probably get the fuck out of here. I
would have to go back to school and become a nurse very fast. But
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of half Past Hazard. He's like our George Soros. Yeah, you know,
like he's he's like our Rupert Murdoch, you know, like King of
hap Hazard is is the one pulling the strings behind this. He's he's really
the one behind all the really co operation. This ship put a cent a
long time ago without him, man so without him, Yeah, shout out,
shout out to King of hap Haasant. Yeah, that's it. Get
the funk on out of here. Give me money or give me something,
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funniest jip. Yeah it's me Sebastian. You have some head. Yeah yeah,
bye guys. Bye. By