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This is the Downbeat on ninety seven
to one, The Freak, the Ben

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and Skin Show and the speakeas you're
coming up today. Tomorrow they will be

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out at the uh PJ Frisco.
That is gonna be a fun ass time

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uh PJA Frisco a lot of live
action tomorrow. It is the Monument Realty

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PGA District in Frisco and they're gonna
be at the Top Golf Lounge. I

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think. Yeah, there's a huge
putting green, there's these cool boots.

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That Top Golf Lounge is not just
golf though, you can play these other

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interactive games. It's just great.
So make sure you get on out there

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tomorrow. We're going right, I
want to go. Yeah, we're gonna

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play the Part three. Sure,
we're gonna putt a little bit, Yeah,

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gamble a little bit. Let's go
watch some Masters on the giant ass

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screen. Yeah. Audio up,
I have to play that Part three course.

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Oh yeah, it's right there.
So it's gonna be fun. Me

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an hour it'll take you to play. Yeah, perfect tomorrow ten to six.

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Yesterday Mikey and I went to the
Golf Ranch in Richardson Post of Videos

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on a D ninety seven on the
freak on Instagram TikTok all that stuff incredible.

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I've been ten times because it's literally
five minutes from my house. Mike's

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first time there, Mike your reviews, Okay, I was, because there's

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I don't make unless I'm wrong.
There's really not many driving ranges in Dallas,

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Like there was one, remember that
one where the Rustic is now years

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ago that was used to driving range. That thing's blown out. So if

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you're not a member at a club, like I don't know where you go

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to hit balls. It might be
the Top Golf kind of took over driving

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ranges too, And I like Top
Golf, but it's gimmicky and you don't

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feel like you're actually working on golf. But this thing's a legit driving range.

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But they have the track man there, so you're it's like a mix

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between a regular driving range, real
bucket of ball's field and the track man.

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You're not hitting hitting it into a
blanket on a screen. You're hitting

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it into a huge, huge field, open field. It's a driving range

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and it tracks your ball and you
look at the video screen and it shows

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your ball landing on a famous course. Dude, you go and get a

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bucket of beers and gamble with your
friend. We did the Approach Shot challenge

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on like Pebble Beach and every shot
is between fifty and one hundred and fifty

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yards and it's just closest to the
pin. And if Kevin wins, it

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says kt Fun tweets one up and
you play match play and it's act.

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I mean you can feel it in
your hands, you know, if you

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hook one a little bit, you're
like, oh, that's left, and

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it shows it exactly. I mean, it's so accurate. I was blown

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away at how fun it was.
Can you do a reth so you can

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watch your ball on what it's doing
in real life, and then you go

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to the screen and it'll show you
a replay of what is No, it's

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showing it live. Can you hit
it to similarly see what I did there?

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Again? Well, you can just
see where the ball went. It

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shows the arc of the ball and
the trajectory and your ball speed and clubheads.

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It shows all that stuff. I've
never seen anything like it. It's

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so cool. Look at me.
There's ten different games roughly that you could

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play. Longest drive Mike bashed one
three hundred and thirty yards bashed. I

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went behind. Well we kind of
throw back out a little bit too.

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We're trying to. But there's a
bunch of different games and you can play

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courses. They have different courses,
like they have the PGA Frisco course on

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their fields East Pebble Beach it's next
to Pebble Beach on the thing, and

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then Pinehurst and all these like legendary
courses as well, and you can play

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those. We didn't really get through. We played a few holes and then

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we started playing some of the other
minigames just because we were there. And

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but I walk up there. They've
got a huge putting green as well,

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you know, and use it,
and they they have these bays. I

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walked up there and the cashier's got
a free cat on, so it's up,

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dude, how you doing. And
you basically just get your bucket of

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balls and you go to these bays
and the kiosk looks like a Sonic drive

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through screen. It's about that size
and you can just have fun with it.

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If you want to download the app
and personalize your stats, if you

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want to come multiple times, you
can, Like I've got the app because

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I go there quite often and I
just load up my information and I can

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like try to beat my scores and
you get on like a global leader board.

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But I don't know, man,
it's it's next level. If you're

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a serious golfer, great, if
you're have never played golf in your life,

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it's great. It is literally for
everyone. You could sit there and

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watch this. Hell, I hit
six out of nine fairways I did.

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I hate it four, but it's
just it's out same. I'm you know,

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Mike, Mike's seen a lot.
This is a man who has learned

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a lot in his life, learned. He's well traveled. I'm well learned.

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Hey, okay, he's livid.
I know what dare stands for.

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Yeah, he's done things, education, done things. And I was like,

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cool, if nothing else, we'll
go hit some balls. Yeah,

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and yes, it is absolutely just
a driving range. But I had no

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idea that the track man even was
that. I mean, I've done track

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mans, but I didn't know that
that accurate. It was like ten of

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ten fun. I kept looking back
on it. I can't believe how fun

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this. We stayed longer than I
think we probably planned on staying too,

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like cause just having a blast,
and I've gone with like Rocks has gone

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with me and she's like, you
know, sits there on her phone and

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you know, oh yeah, good, you had a good shot. You

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hit a golf shot. That's a
good golf shot. Uh, nice golf.

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But but then but playing with Mike
in the competition and that element was

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a little different. That's the first
time I'd gone, and what a playing

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partner match play. It was great. So the Golf Ranch in Richardson.

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Now, I do not want to
speak out of turn here because I don't

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know what's official and what's not.
But I think there's the potential and I'll

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find out more that if you say
it, go and say that you listened

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to ninety seven on the Freak,
they'll give you a free bucket of balls

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to start out. Really, yes, you say I listened to ninety seven

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one the Freak. I need to
get confirmation on if that is official and

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if that's for sure going down.
I mean, it doesn't hurt to try.

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But I'm sitting here. I knew
play try every restaurant you go to,

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every business, Yeah, I get
a free app if I mentioned the

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Freak, Yeah, we're appad that
works. One in ten It was like,

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I don't know, you know what
it sounds here is just count onion

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rings. So yeah, but it
everywhere. And I'm not just saying this

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because I've I've been like Kavanaugh has
been there many times in the past.

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It used to be my brother went
to U T. D. We used

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to go hit balls at there.
It was just a driving range. Go

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grab it. They've updated this with
this technology. They've elevated the experience they

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have. It's unbelievable. And it's
not snoody. It's not like overly overly

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at all. It's a driving range. It's come hang out and have a

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good time, beers. I know
they have wine, selter all that stuff.

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They had nine whole par three course. I mean, dude, I'm

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I had so much fun. Yes, I've gone and played by myself by

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playing with you and just the I
will go with the element next week.

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Yeah, go every week. You
could go every day? Could you go

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every day every No, because you're
back absorted. That's all that masturbating you've

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been doing. Kind to set that
record. He's Danny, here's the audio

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but I think of a meeting.
But we'll see. Let's do the

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audio bubble. Guess I got a
lot here. I want to start with

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a couple of things that involved I'm
gonna wait. I'm gonna save the golf

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stuff in case people don't hear golf. Okay, fine, I'm gonna save

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it. This go back to a
time when there is not a lot of

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people living up north here in the
metroplex. In fact, I found this.

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It's a news report from nineteen eighty
five. Danny, your high school

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team, had you guys played both
ways? Yeah? I mean I remember

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playing on a varsity team. They
had to call the freshman up because five

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seniors got caught drinking and couldn't play. I played varsity my freshman year because

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we needed expanded rosters in the playoffs
in case anybody got hurt. I remember

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we had sixteen people on the football
team. I think we had more than

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that. I think we had a
closer to thirty. Would you guys like

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to take a guess at what the
population of Prosper is right now? Yeah?

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I don't know. Two hundred thousand, thirty eight thousand of around oh

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right now? Yeah, okay,
I know nothing. Two thirty eight thousand,

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nineteen eighty five. Here's the story
of the Prosper football team who had

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some guys who weren't making the grade. The scoreboard is no more plays to

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be recorded for the last four games
of Prosper's football season because five of seventeen

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players didn't pass all their courses.
The football players who passed are now practicing

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for the basketball team, getting a
practice jump of at least three weeks on

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most of their competition. Even those
who failed can practice during school hours,

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and a school the size of Prosper
eighty six strong. The faces that make

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up the football team shape the basketball
team, the baseball team, and the

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track team. So for some I'm
really disappointed. I wanted to play bad.

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It's a shame we can't finish the
season. But for others, oh

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way, do you think that gout
passed or not? It's a shame we

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can't finish the season. It isn't
back. Look, I get it,

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you gotta make your grade. But
if your school has sixteen people or or

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eighty six people, eighty six people, just let the guys who failed play

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to keep it going. They were
smaller than NOx City at the same time,

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they was yes, wow. But
for others it didn't bother me as

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much because I didn't want to get
hurt. So like played basketball a lifebug.

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Prosper has nine players enough where a
basketball team if none fall victim to

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no pass, no play. I
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lesson, maybe the first time around, and then it's a hard lesson to

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learn. But I don't I don't
anticipate any failures this time. But they

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realize that even without no pass,
no play, they are fighting a numbers

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games if you have a small school, because then the little numbers can get

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you down. And like if enough
people will come out, Well, then

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you can't play. The Eagles are
hoping to beat the numbers game next year

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and fill up these stands once more. It is the smallest stadium you've ever

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seen. She's in the stands doing
that report. Believable eighty six total.

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My nuts off. They're now thirty
eight thousand. Yeah, they have almost

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notion oh out of that school at
school that's at thirty eight hundred, about

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almost four thousand students at Prosper High
School. Incredible and ninety five and forty

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years Is that wild boy? And
that must have been you would know?

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Is that what a culture shock for
the long term residence there to see far

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in Dallas and just this kind of
small little town. It's like the Dallas

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spread spreads like a like an amba. It just swallows up, you know,

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all of the land in between these
tiny towns and turns them into vibrant,

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huge suburbs. It's amazing. It's
all connected. Now this is a

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listener sent this to me. You
know the bit where Skin gets up and

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walks and every time he takes a
step he farts. That's not a bit,

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that's real. It is real.
That's live audio. A listener sent

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this to me. He said,
I did the skin walk. We were

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leaving a party. To me and
my wife were leaving a party, and

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my neighbors actually caught this on the
ring doorbell camera. So he's walking down

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the sidewalk leaving the house and here
comes the skin walk. Yeah five,

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And I thought he was a little
sheltered, even funnier as him at that

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party, trying to not fart for
hour and a half the second the door

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shut. Love y'all. All right, thank y'all. I love you.

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More listeners and audio and you can
always send me stuff if you have it

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at Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot com. This listener is dining at a breakfast

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place and then it has a curious
request towards the end, I'm doing well,

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I think he wants. And then
I'll have music and everything vagel with

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Prince please. And then I just
walked through your plural area. Do you

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have the Dombat singing box of chocolates? It's like a box of chocolates,

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the things when you open it with
an inventory that's a hero. I'd like

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to order the Downbeat Singing Box of
Chocolates. Imagine that poor server huh,

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she said, so I'll check the
inventory a little lie, little lie beautiful.

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But she definitely asked the manager though, right some kind of singing the

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chocolate box. I am asking to
the table twelve down beat, she says,

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singing chocolate into the confusions as it
as it gets, you know,

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passed on the game of telephone gets
even more confusing. Some down beat chocolates

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that talk what And they just brought
her out of chocolate cookie found it and

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then the whole gather the staff and
they sing while she needs the cookie.

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It sounds like she's like a brunch
too. She got the everything bagel with

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cream cheese and the downbeat singing box
of chocolates. It's all your floral section.

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That's not just ground beef. Such
a good play. I laugh every

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day. Yeah, the idiot,
Danny, that was Halloween. I know

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there's no candy, no candy,
just ground beef. Why I got a

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little bit out of order here.
This is actually a lady whose older lady,

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Her and her husband they take a
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health. Going for a fart walk
after dinner is something that's going to help

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you age wonderfully. And if you
follow me, you know it. My

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husband a nine glot for fart walks
most nights after dinner. So about sixteen

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minutes after we've eaten, we put
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Now why do we do this,
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fiber, so we have gas everybody
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you walk. So that's why I
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fart walk. So if you guys
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fart walks. That just as homeboy
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and she's like, you know what, Jesus, not in the house.

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He's getting fat. Yeah, I
need to somehow get this guy to go

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four walks. Anyway, she also
wants to fumigate her home and keep the

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farts out of that not in the
house, Ted, put your run and

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shoes on. We're going for a
put your zero rails like three times this

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year. Now stop farting into the
curtains. What guys, warning, we've

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entered the master's portion of the audio. Yeah, now you remember actually why

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I was talking about slow play.
This is the audio from Brooks Koepka explaining

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his tactics to the media a few
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on the clock, it's because you're
slow, and guys keep being put on

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the clock, keep doing it,
keep doing it, and they're breaking the

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rules, but no one ever has
the balls to actually analyze them. I

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kind of it's probably bad to say, but I've kind of got a different

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approach on it. I try to
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of the problem. Some of these
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sweet time getting to the ball,
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go to the restroom and just kind
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we get on the clock and then
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know, it's probably not the right
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It's it's essentially cheating, but it's
strategy. It's not cheating. That's

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too okay. It's it's towing the
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pine tar on the baseball. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah,

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So you go hide in the bathroom
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then you're playing. Partner has to
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Yeah, it's not cheating until somebody
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Yeah, where they make a rule
saying no potty breaks. Brooksy think he

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gave a crap. It's like,
I'll just tell everyone, here's what I'm

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doing. He's had a lot,
a lot of fun with Yarrell hatt And

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you remember him the other day.
Well, i'll replay this. He hits

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a bad shot into the woods.
I can reach the streets on it.

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More bounce that was. It's fine, He too, will be in the

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Masters today. There's your tearal hat
and that's just last weekend. That's not

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like classic audio. Yeah, that
was like last week. If you see

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Arrel Hatton, keep an eye on
him because he is just always about two

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degrees under boil. I'm pulling for
him. He's great. He's gonna be

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great too. Him on the near
the top of leaderboards on It would be

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fun because then then I have to
show every shot and watch him just losing

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a long and go ahead and bring
the faders down on the Tyrell Hatton microphone

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feed. Please. Yeah, we're
gonna just go to us in production,

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Super Christian and Scottie. They can
go full volume between him and his caddy.

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Here the whole discussion, all of
it. Let's just turn up the

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birds. Here's happy on sixteen's and
c he is the golf volcanover sure if

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there's something about the gentle delivery of
the the euro accent though that kind of

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makes it a little more. I
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And I will remember wank bounce,
a wank bounce for every if and wank

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blounce. Tiger Woods is also playing
in this year's Masters. Guys looking good

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from what we hear right way,
fourth cuts, looking good and he looks

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fit, like saying, Zeke looks
good and uh yeh running around he was

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off air it Yeah, so Zeke
run around cons he looks good, he

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looks ready. Of course Tiger looks
good on when well, it's better than

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them, saying he had to use
a walker to go to the driving room,

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which yeah, might be true him
out there. Yeah, but are

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you officially at Tiger make er miss? I think he's gonna miss the cut.

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Twenty three straight cuts made of the
Masters. He knows his way around.

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He's not missing the cut. That
a boy away. Tiger's in this

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thing. Tiger making the cut.
Tiger ain't gonna win, but they're gonna

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be talking about him on Sunday.
It's twey through straight ers at twenty three

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total. I think because he's played
in twenty six Masters, I think did

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he miss someone? I think I
think the number is not the twenty four

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is the record's total cuts made?
Oh? Really, it's not in a

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row? I think, Uh,
that's what I know. I'm pretty sure

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it's in a row. Okay,
Well, either way, he's playing and

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it reminded me of this great moment
from the SP's in the nineties. Tiger

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was that about? That? Is
that for Courus? Is that for Golfer

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of the Year? This? Uh? This asps and you know who?

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I feel sorry for? Our f
Fox is the other two guys nominated for

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Golfer of the Year. These guys
getting ready and I was like, hey,

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honey, have you seen my textedo? No? No, not the

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good one. Don't want where when
I'm gonna get my ass kicked? Have

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you seen that one? Erniel?
Feel right? Damn it? I gotta

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go tonight. The other two guys
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In like the heyday of Tiger,
he has gone for twenty four straight?

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Is it straight? Okay, here's
the record of twenty three consecutive with Gary

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Player and Fred n I don't see
it happening. Come on, Kevin,

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you gotta believe in the big cat
Kevino. Can he keep it over?

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Four over? That's a that's a
predicted cut line? Four over right now?

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Yes, he can move, he
can. This is a guy who

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I don't even follow anymore, but
I did back in the day, and

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he used to make a living by, you know, doing podcasts and stuff,

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but also doing like bits, taking
sports things and doing voiceovers of him

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and he had some funny golf ones. I don't know what this guy's up

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to. Guy, not the British
guys, the other guy. It's the

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American guy. Alright. Here's John
Daly golfing over to Daily on thirteen,

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and it has been a disaster for
him today. He just does not We

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are getting news that Daily went on
a serious vender last night. Excused my

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language, but he showed up at
the golf tournament today with white powder all

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over his nostrils. We're looking into
what that substance was. And it has

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just been a mess for John today
as he just says hip. He just

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says it, and again, excuse
my language, but the club goes into

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the water. That's gonna make one
happy fan who goes to pick it up.

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And then you better be careful touching
that anyways, he's happy about it.

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Less than life here. Kids don't
do blows over to Justin Thomas on

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twelve. Why wasn't a life here? Kids? And I don't do blow

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Do you remember the time Phil at
the US Open lost his cool and got

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ten on a hole? Well we
got that, Yeah, we cut over

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thirteen, Peter. Phil's got to
be real careful this one. This is

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a quick pot. It's going to
move about a foot left to right.

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And again this for Bogie. Not
the best day for Phil is he hammers

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that one, and that is going
to look at this, it's gonna go

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all the way down a false front
is. Phil kind of playfully chases it,

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but he says, freck it.
Oh my goodness, he said,

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it's my birthday. Usga go off. I don't give it about anybody.

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Guy loves to gamble. Here's a
little six footer for Phil and they're gonna

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have attack on a two stroke penalty. Oh boy, it's been a trade

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wreck of a hole. That's a
ten for Michaelson as he lasted off with

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the grizzly bear he's paired up with. But we are going to now cut

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back to DJs as he hit it
there on purpose near the bathroom stall.

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Who's that guy that does all the
voiceover sports. It was Bob Minry.

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Yeah, Minry, that's right.
But I think, boy, I don't

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know. I don't ever see anything
about it, not recently. I did

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like one he did with Joe Flacco
one time in a football game. Shotgun

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takes a snap, Joe Flacco looking, rolls to the right side and there

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is running room twenty fifteen. Oh
my god, his head fell off.

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Wait, no, it didn't.
That was a football But anyways, we

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got a brawl going on the field
back his head fell off. What in

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the world, Although it's crazy,
is that I could see that happening in

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a football game. At some points
the head fallen off. Yeah, do

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you understand, didn't you? No? No, no, your head is

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not going to come detached from your
body in a football game. It takes

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a trained samurai sometimes four to seven
cuts to sever your head. A guy

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coming at second twenty five miles per
hour, like full speed twenty twenty five

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miles per hour right at your head. You're telling me you can take that

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impact. Yeah, Well it's like
for a long time on a lot of

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levels, and we've never seen even
a partial detachment of a human head.

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No, it's hard to remove a
head. Even the gear trust me designed,

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yeah, to remove heads would often
take two or three chops. That's

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why they had to retire it.
Yeah, Kevin, human heads attached.

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My last golf clip of the day
as the Masters kicks off in three minutes

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and thirty seconds. Three minutes Jeff
skin Wade with supermodel Paige Spirits a man,

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we have an action packed five o'clock
hour with a special guest in studio.

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It's Spades. I'm already starting bolt. Sorry what page, I'm melting

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down? Page Sparrinak who is here
for the Byron Nelson man? We have

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an he has never heard a man
melt down like that in front of a

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woman, a beautiful woman, and
he's trying to like he's probably sitting up

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in his chair, you know,
Dave Lane at the Old Barley House.

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Then good lord, Spage, I'm
party, I'm sorry, com PARI come

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Pari. I want to come Pari
play again. I don't care. I

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love that man. We have an
action packed five o'clock hour with a special

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guest in studio. It's Spades.
I'm pready starting bu Sorry what page,

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I'm melting down? Page Sparrinak who
is here for the Byron Nelson? And

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she's just still cleavage and beautiful eyes
blinking at you. There's been what is

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happening? The nut kick on that
show is instant and I do respect.

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It's that's lifelong friends right there.
That was because of our golfing yesterday.

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I got to listen to a good
amount of Ben and Skin no nap,

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and that's a funny show. They're
hilarious, very funny. Ben said the

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croissant is the Cadillac of breakfast breads. That's a that's a week after saying

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that meat love is the sausage of
beef, and meat love is the sausage

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of beef. Yes, no,
he's spot on. The croissant is the

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Cadillac of breakfast breads. Yeah,
I guess what's the pretzel bun? I

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don't know. We can get lost
in that well benet Skin show, Yeah,

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nothing funny. What'll happened. They'll
be giving tons of Masters covers.

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I don't think they said the M
word at once in their show yesterday.

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They won't. You won't hear one
time, which is ridiculous because skins,

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he loves golf, he used to. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.

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He cares about anything. No,
he doesn't. He doesn't in his

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little suits wears on TV. Little
suits. Okay, let's get out,

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talkback. Are you even awake right
now? You look, and we will

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have we'll have something else I've got
for you, guys. I've got a

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bit of a bit of a nugget
for you that's going to make you cream

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your jeans next Ti