This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak, the Ben
and Skin Show and the speakeas you're coming up today. Tomorrow they will be
out at the uh PJ Frisco. That is gonna be a fun ass time
uh PJA Frisco a lot of live action tomorrow. It is the Monument Realty
PGA District in Frisco and they're gonna be at the Top Golf Lounge. I
think. Yeah, there's a huge putting green, there's these cool boots.
That Top Golf Lounge is not just golf though, you can play these other
interactive games. It's just great. So make sure you get on out there
tomorrow. We're going right, I want to go. Yeah, we're gonna
play the Part three. Sure, we're gonna putt a little bit, Yeah,
gamble a little bit. Let's go watch some Masters on the giant ass
screen. Yeah. Audio up, I have to play that Part three course.
Oh yeah, it's right there. So it's gonna be fun. Me
an hour it'll take you to play. Yeah, perfect tomorrow ten to six.
Yesterday Mikey and I went to the Golf Ranch in Richardson Post of Videos
on a D ninety seven on the freak on Instagram TikTok all that stuff incredible.
I've been ten times because it's literally five minutes from my house. Mike's
first time there, Mike your reviews, Okay, I was, because there's
I don't make unless I'm wrong. There's really not many driving ranges in Dallas,
Like there was one, remember that one where the Rustic is now years
ago that was used to driving range. That thing's blown out. So if
you're not a member at a club, like I don't know where you go
to hit balls. It might be the Top Golf kind of took over driving
ranges too, And I like Top Golf, but it's gimmicky and you don't
feel like you're actually working on golf. But this thing's a legit driving range.
But they have the track man there, so you're it's like a mix
between a regular driving range, real bucket of ball's field and the track man.
You're not hitting hitting it into a blanket on a screen. You're hitting
it into a huge, huge field, open field. It's a driving range
and it tracks your ball and you look at the video screen and it shows
your ball landing on a famous course. Dude, you go and get a
bucket of beers and gamble with your friend. We did the Approach Shot challenge
on like Pebble Beach and every shot is between fifty and one hundred and fifty
yards and it's just closest to the pin. And if Kevin wins, it
says kt Fun tweets one up and you play match play and it's act.
I mean you can feel it in your hands, you know, if you
hook one a little bit, you're like, oh, that's left, and
it shows it exactly. I mean, it's so accurate. I was blown
away at how fun it was. Can you do a reth so you can
watch your ball on what it's doing in real life, and then you go
to the screen and it'll show you a replay of what is No, it's
showing it live. Can you hit it to similarly see what I did there?
Again? Well, you can just see where the ball went. It
shows the arc of the ball and the trajectory and your ball speed and clubheads.
It shows all that stuff. I've never seen anything like it. It's
so cool. Look at me. There's ten different games roughly that you could
play. Longest drive Mike bashed one three hundred and thirty yards bashed. I
went behind. Well we kind of throw back out a little bit too.
We're trying to. But there's a bunch of different games and you can play
courses. They have different courses, like they have the PGA Frisco course on
their fields East Pebble Beach it's next to Pebble Beach on the thing, and
then Pinehurst and all these like legendary courses as well, and you can play
those. We didn't really get through. We played a few holes and then
we started playing some of the other minigames just because we were there. And
but I walk up there. They've got a huge putting green as well,
you know, and use it, and they they have these bays. I
walked up there and the cashier's got a free cat on, so it's up,
dude, how you doing. And you basically just get your bucket of
balls and you go to these bays and the kiosk looks like a Sonic drive
through screen. It's about that size and you can just have fun with it.
If you want to download the app and personalize your stats, if you
want to come multiple times, you can, Like I've got the app because
I go there quite often and I just load up my information and I can
like try to beat my scores and you get on like a global leader board.
But I don't know, man, it's it's next level. If you're
a serious golfer, great, if you're have never played golf in your life,
it's great. It is literally for everyone. You could sit there and
watch this. Hell, I hit six out of nine fairways I did.
I hate it four, but it's just it's out same. I'm you know,
Mike, Mike's seen a lot. This is a man who has learned
a lot in his life, learned. He's well traveled. I'm well learned.
Hey, okay, he's livid. I know what dare stands for.
Yeah, he's done things, education, done things. And I was like,
cool, if nothing else, we'll go hit some balls. Yeah,
and yes, it is absolutely just a driving range. But I had no
idea that the track man even was that. I mean, I've done track
mans, but I didn't know that that accurate. It was like ten of
ten fun. I kept looking back on it. I can't believe how fun
this. We stayed longer than I think we probably planned on staying too,
like cause just having a blast, and I've gone with like Rocks has gone
with me and she's like, you know, sits there on her phone and
you know, oh yeah, good, you had a good shot. You
hit a golf shot. That's a good golf shot. Uh, nice golf.
But but then but playing with Mike in the competition and that element was
a little different. That's the first time I'd gone, and what a playing
partner match play. It was great. So the Golf Ranch in Richardson.
Now, I do not want to speak out of turn here because I don't
know what's official and what's not. But I think there's the potential and I'll
find out more that if you say it, go and say that you listened
to ninety seven on the Freak, they'll give you a free bucket of balls
to start out. Really, yes, you say I listened to ninety seven
one the Freak. I need to get confirmation on if that is official and
if that's for sure going down. I mean, it doesn't hurt to try.
But I'm sitting here. I knew play try every restaurant you go to,
every business, Yeah, I get a free app if I mentioned the
Freak, Yeah, we're appad that works. One in ten It was like,
I don't know, you know what it sounds here is just count onion
rings. So yeah, but it everywhere. And I'm not just saying this
because I've I've been like Kavanaugh has been there many times in the past.
It used to be my brother went to U T. D. We used
to go hit balls at there. It was just a driving range. Go
grab it. They've updated this with this technology. They've elevated the experience they
have. It's unbelievable. And it's not snoody. It's not like overly overly
at all. It's a driving range. It's come hang out and have a
good time, beers. I know they have wine, selter all that stuff.
They had nine whole par three course. I mean, dude, I'm
I had so much fun. Yes, I've gone and played by myself by
playing with you and just the I will go with the element next week.
Yeah, go every week. You could go every day? Could you go
every day every No, because you're back absorted. That's all that masturbating you've
been doing. Kind to set that record. He's Danny, here's the audio
bubble. You got eighty four any Mikey, he doesn't aye, Maybe for
twenty the rest of twenty twenty four is live audio bubble. All right,
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but I think of a meeting. But we'll see. Let's do the
audio bubble. Guess I got a lot here. I want to start with
a couple of things that involved I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna save the golf
stuff in case people don't hear golf. Okay, fine, I'm gonna save
it. This go back to a time when there is not a lot of
people living up north here in the metroplex. In fact, I found this.
It's a news report from nineteen eighty five. Danny, your high school
team, had you guys played both ways? Yeah? I mean I remember
playing on a varsity team. They had to call the freshman up because five
seniors got caught drinking and couldn't play. I played varsity my freshman year because
we needed expanded rosters in the playoffs in case anybody got hurt. I remember
we had sixteen people on the football team. I think we had more than
that. I think we had a closer to thirty. Would you guys like
to take a guess at what the population of Prosper is right now? Yeah?
I don't know. Two hundred thousand, thirty eight thousand of around oh
right now? Yeah, okay, I know nothing. Two thirty eight thousand,
nineteen eighty five. Here's the story of the Prosper football team who had
some guys who weren't making the grade. The scoreboard is no more plays to
be recorded for the last four games of Prosper's football season because five of seventeen
players didn't pass all their courses. The football players who passed are now practicing
for the basketball team, getting a practice jump of at least three weeks on
most of their competition. Even those who failed can practice during school hours,
and a school the size of Prosper eighty six strong. The faces that make
up the football team shape the basketball team, the baseball team, and the
track team. So for some I'm really disappointed. I wanted to play bad.
It's a shame we can't finish the season. But for others, oh
way, do you think that gout passed or not? It's a shame we
can't finish the season. It isn't back. Look, I get it,
you gotta make your grade. But if your school has sixteen people or or
eighty six people, eighty six people, just let the guys who failed play
to keep it going. They were smaller than NOx City at the same time,
they was yes, wow. But for others it didn't bother me as
much because I didn't want to get hurt. So like played basketball a lifebug.
Prosper has nine players enough where a basketball team if none fall victim to
no pass, no play. I feel like some of them has learned their
lesson, maybe the first time around, and then it's a hard lesson to
learn. But I don't I don't anticipate any failures this time. But they
realize that even without no pass, no play, they are fighting a numbers
games if you have a small school, because then the little numbers can get
you down. And like if enough people will come out, Well, then
you can't play. The Eagles are hoping to beat the numbers game next year
and fill up these stands once more. It is the smallest stadium you've ever
seen. She's in the stands doing that report. Believable eighty six total.
My nuts off. They're now thirty eight thousand. Yeah, they have almost
notion oh out of that school at school that's at thirty eight hundred, about
almost four thousand students at Prosper High School. Incredible and ninety five and forty
years Is that wild boy? And that must have been you would know?
Is that what a culture shock for the long term residence there to see far
in Dallas and just this kind of small little town. It's like the Dallas
spread spreads like a like an amba. It just swallows up, you know,
all of the land in between these tiny towns and turns them into vibrant,
huge suburbs. It's amazing. It's all connected. Now this is a
listener sent this to me. You know the bit where Skin gets up and
walks and every time he takes a step he farts. That's not a bit,
that's real. It is real. That's live audio. A listener sent
this to me. He said, I did the skin walk. We were
leaving a party. To me and my wife were leaving a party, and
my neighbors actually caught this on the ring doorbell camera. So he's walking down
the sidewalk leaving the house and here comes the skin walk. Yeah five,
And I thought he was a little sheltered, even funnier as him at that
party, trying to not fart for hour and a half the second the door
shut. Love y'all. All right, thank y'all. I love you.
More listeners and audio and you can always send me stuff if you have it
at Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot com. This listener is dining at a breakfast
place and then it has a curious request towards the end, I'm doing well,
I think he wants. And then I'll have music and everything vagel with
Prince please. And then I just walked through your plural area. Do you
have the Dombat singing box of chocolates? It's like a box of chocolates,
the things when you open it with an inventory that's a hero. I'd like
to order the Downbeat Singing Box of Chocolates. Imagine that poor server huh,
she said, so I'll check the inventory a little lie, little lie beautiful.
But she definitely asked the manager though, right some kind of singing the
chocolate box. I am asking to the table twelve down beat, she says,
singing chocolate into the confusions as it as it gets, you know,
passed on the game of telephone gets even more confusing. Some down beat chocolates
that talk what And they just brought her out of chocolate cookie found it and
then the whole gather the staff and they sing while she needs the cookie.
It sounds like she's like a brunch too. She got the everything bagel with
cream cheese and the downbeat singing box of chocolates. It's all your floral section.
That's not just ground beef. Such a good play. I laugh every
day. Yeah, the idiot, Danny, that was Halloween. I know
there's no candy, no candy, just ground beef. Why I got a
little bit out of order here. This is actually a lady whose older lady,
Her and her husband they take a fart walk like around the neighborhood for
health. Going for a fart walk after dinner is something that's going to help
you age wonderfully. And if you follow me, you know it. My
husband a nine glot for fart walks most nights after dinner. So about sixteen
minutes after we've eaten, we put on our running shoes and off we go.
Now why do we do this, Well, we eat a lot of
fiber, so we have gas everybody times. And uh, you fart when
you walk. So that's why I named it that this lady goes on a
fart walk. So if you guys want to live forever, go on a
fart walks. That just as homeboy was farting it up every night after dinner
and she's like, you know what, Jesus, not in the house.
He's getting fat. Yeah, I need to somehow get this guy to go
four walks. Anyway, she also wants to fumigate her home and keep the
farts out of that not in the house, Ted, put your run and
shoes on. We're going for a put your zero rails like three times this
year. Now stop farting into the curtains. What guys, warning, we've
entered the master's portion of the audio. Yeah, now you remember actually why
I was talking about slow play. This is the audio from Brooks Koepka explaining
his tactics to the media a few years ago. Usually, if you're put
on the clock, it's because you're slow, and guys keep being put on
the clock, keep doing it, keep doing it, and they're breaking the
rules, but no one ever has the balls to actually analyze them. I
kind of it's probably bad to say, but I've kind of got a different
approach on it. I try to actually slow us down, which is part
of the problem. Some of these guys are so slow. I'll take my
sweet time getting to the ball, don't have to go to the bathroom,
go to the restroom and just kind of chilling there for five minutes. So
we get on the clock and then now we're playing at my pace. You
know, it's probably not the right thing, but it is what I do.
It's it's essentially cheating, but it's strategy. It's not cheating. That's
too okay. It's it's towing the line though, it's towing the line of
pine tar on the baseball. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah,
So you go hide in the bathroom just so you get bogged down, and
then you're playing. Partner has to spe Yes, it's a reverse psychology too.
Yeah, it's not cheating until somebody of authority tells you it's cheating.
Yeah, where they make a rule saying no potty breaks. Brooksy think he
gave a crap. It's like, I'll just tell everyone, here's what I'm
doing. He's had a lot, a lot of fun with Yarrell hatt And
you remember him the other day. Well, i'll replay this. He hits
a bad shot into the woods. I can reach the streets on it.
More bounce that was. It's fine, He too, will be in the
Masters today. There's your tearal hat and that's just last weekend. That's not
like classic audio. Yeah, that was like last week. If you see
Arrel Hatton, keep an eye on him because he is just always about two
degrees under boil. I'm pulling for him. He's great. He's gonna be
great too. Him on the near the top of leaderboards on It would be
fun because then then I have to show every shot and watch him just losing
a long and go ahead and bring the faders down on the Tyrell Hatton microphone
feed. Please. Yeah, we're gonna just go to us in production,
Super Christian and Scottie. They can go full volume between him and his caddy.
Here the whole discussion, all of it. Let's just turn up the
birds. Here's happy on sixteen's and c he is the golf volcanover sure if
there's something about the gentle delivery of the the euro accent though that kind of
makes it a little more. I don't know, it's not as bad.
And I will remember wank bounce, a wank bounce for every if and wank
blounce. Tiger Woods is also playing in this year's Masters. Guys looking good
from what we hear right way, fourth cuts, looking good and he looks
fit, like saying, Zeke looks good and uh yeh running around he was
off air it Yeah, so Zeke run around cons he looks good, he
looks ready. Of course Tiger looks good on when well, it's better than
them, saying he had to use a walker to go to the driving room,
which yeah, might be true him out there. Yeah, but are
you officially at Tiger make er miss? I think he's gonna miss the cut.
Twenty three straight cuts made of the Masters. He knows his way around.
He's not missing the cut. That a boy away. Tiger's in this
thing. Tiger making the cut. Tiger ain't gonna win, but they're gonna
be talking about him on Sunday. It's twey through straight ers at twenty three
total. I think because he's played in twenty six Masters, I think did
he miss someone? I think I think the number is not the twenty four
is the record's total cuts made? Oh? Really, it's not in a
row? I think, Uh, that's what I know. I'm pretty sure
it's in a row. Okay, Well, either way, he's playing and
it reminded me of this great moment from the SP's in the nineties. Tiger
was that about? That? Is that for Courus? Is that for Golfer
of the Year? This? Uh? This asps and you know who?
I feel sorry for? Our f Fox is the other two guys nominated for
Golfer of the Year. These guys getting ready and I was like, hey,
honey, have you seen my textedo? No? No, not the
good one. Don't want where when I'm gonna get my ass kicked? Have
you seen that one? Erniel? Feel right? Damn it? I gotta
go tonight. The other two guys nominated for a Golfer of the Year.
In like the heyday of Tiger, he has gone for twenty four straight?
Is it straight? Okay, here's the record of twenty three consecutive with Gary
Player and Fred n I don't see it happening. Come on, Kevin,
you gotta believe in the big cat Kevino. Can he keep it over?
Four over? That's a that's a predicted cut line? Four over right now?
Yes, he can move, he can. This is a guy who
I don't even follow anymore, but I did back in the day, and
he used to make a living by, you know, doing podcasts and stuff,
but also doing like bits, taking sports things and doing voiceovers of him
and he had some funny golf ones. I don't know what this guy's up
to. Guy, not the British guys, the other guy. It's the
American guy. Alright. Here's John Daly golfing over to Daily on thirteen,
and it has been a disaster for him today. He just does not We
are getting news that Daily went on a serious vender last night. Excused my
language, but he showed up at the golf tournament today with white powder all
over his nostrils. We're looking into what that substance was. And it has
just been a mess for John today as he just says hip. He just
says it, and again, excuse my language, but the club goes into
the water. That's gonna make one happy fan who goes to pick it up.
And then you better be careful touching that anyways, he's happy about it.
Less than life here. Kids don't do blows over to Justin Thomas on
twelve. Why wasn't a life here? Kids? And I don't do blow
Do you remember the time Phil at the US Open lost his cool and got
ten on a hole? Well we got that, Yeah, we cut over
thirteen, Peter. Phil's got to be real careful this one. This is
a quick pot. It's going to move about a foot left to right.
And again this for Bogie. Not the best day for Phil is he hammers
that one, and that is going to look at this, it's gonna go
all the way down a false front is. Phil kind of playfully chases it,
but he says, freck it. Oh my goodness, he said,
it's my birthday. Usga go off. I don't give it about anybody.
Guy loves to gamble. Here's a little six footer for Phil and they're gonna
have attack on a two stroke penalty. Oh boy, it's been a trade
wreck of a hole. That's a ten for Michaelson as he lasted off with
the grizzly bear he's paired up with. But we are going to now cut
back to DJs as he hit it there on purpose near the bathroom stall.
Who's that guy that does all the voiceover sports. It was Bob Minry.
Yeah, Minry, that's right. But I think, boy, I don't
know. I don't ever see anything about it, not recently. I did
like one he did with Joe Flacco one time in a football game. Shotgun
takes a snap, Joe Flacco looking, rolls to the right side and there
is running room twenty fifteen. Oh my god, his head fell off.
Wait, no, it didn't. That was a football But anyways, we
got a brawl going on the field back his head fell off. What in
the world, Although it's crazy, is that I could see that happening in
a football game. At some points the head fallen off. Yeah, do
you understand, didn't you? No? No, no, your head is
not going to come detached from your body in a football game. It takes
a trained samurai sometimes four to seven cuts to sever your head. A guy
coming at second twenty five miles per hour, like full speed twenty twenty five
miles per hour right at your head. You're telling me you can take that
impact. Yeah, Well it's like for a long time on a lot of
levels, and we've never seen even a partial detachment of a human head.
No, it's hard to remove a head. Even the gear trust me designed,
yeah, to remove heads would often take two or three chops. That's
why they had to retire it. Yeah, Kevin, human heads attached.
My last golf clip of the day as the Masters kicks off in three minutes
and thirty seconds. Three minutes Jeff skin Wade with supermodel Paige Spirits a man,
we have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special guest in studio.
It's Spades. I'm already starting bolt. Sorry what page, I'm melting
down? Page Sparrinak who is here for the Byron Nelson man? We have
an he has never heard a man melt down like that in front of a
woman, a beautiful woman, and he's trying to like he's probably sitting up
in his chair, you know, Dave Lane at the Old Barley House.
Then good lord, Spage, I'm party, I'm sorry, com PARI come
Pari. I want to come Pari play again. I don't care. I
love that man. We have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special
guest in studio. It's Spades. I'm pready starting bu Sorry what page,
I'm melting down? Page Sparrinak who is here for the Byron Nelson? And
she's just still cleavage and beautiful eyes blinking at you. There's been what is
happening? The nut kick on that show is instant and I do respect.
It's that's lifelong friends right there. That was because of our golfing yesterday.
I got to listen to a good amount of Ben and Skin no nap,
and that's a funny show. They're hilarious, very funny. Ben said the
croissant is the Cadillac of breakfast breads. That's a that's a week after saying
that meat love is the sausage of beef, and meat love is the sausage
of beef. Yes, no, he's spot on. The croissant is the
Cadillac of breakfast breads. Yeah, I guess what's the pretzel bun? I
don't know. We can get lost in that well benet Skin show, Yeah,
nothing funny. What'll happened. They'll be giving tons of Masters covers.
I don't think they said the M word at once in their show yesterday.
They won't. You won't hear one time, which is ridiculous because skins,
he loves golf, he used to. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.
He cares about anything. No, he doesn't. He doesn't in his
little suits wears on TV. Little suits. Okay, let's get out,
talkback. Are you even awake right now? You look, and we will
have we'll have something else I've got for you, guys. I've got a
bit of a bit of a nugget for you that's going to make you cream
your jeans next Ti