The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. All Right, hell of us
start this morning, help me start, hell of us start Happy Monday man,
Mondays are Monday in full swing at the moment. It is all right,
sir, our buddy Selena, as you can know. Well, let's
just go round the room and take a real quick quick roll call. Is
take attendance on this Monday morning. I'm Graham, I'm just all right.
Selena is not here for some reason, maybe an oversleeping situation. I don't
know. I called her a whole bunch of times, and then, knowing
me, on like the sixth times, she finally answered and it was like,
so, I don't know what that meant. I assume she'll be here.
That means she's probably on her way, so you know, we'll get
by with better. All Right, let's fire off the first talk back of
the morning. That's how we usually kick off the show again. Things got
off to a bit about it, bubby, start this morning, but we're
back and we are here live. Don't worry. All right, to the
first talk bag, Rise and shine, you unstoppable force of nature. It's
time to kick today square in the ball and show it whose boss. So
quit snoozing that alarm and get your ass out of bed like a badass.
You are. Today is your e fning canvas and you're about to paint it
with both strokes of effie awesomus. So grab that chug mug like it's the
elixir of life and done it like a champ. Now, get out there
and show the world what you're made of. Let's go. No, we're
not doing any of that today. We're not fired up. It's Monday,
we're not fired up. You cancel all that. All that canceled, although
that could have been directed at our buddy, Selena. Ye, snooze in
that alarm, Get out of bed, grab it by the you know what,
use it your chug mug. Yeah, chug something and then use today
like your canvas of e fin strokes of something. I don't know, hopefully
hopefully Uh Selena's fired up in her car hearing that. All right, I
do want to talk about something from my weekend here, and I want to
get your guys' thoughts on it. But you guys, there's this show on
Netflix. It's called I don't I forget what it's called, but they put
people in these pods. Right, and they're like dating. They can't see
each other and they're applying to each other. Have you guys heard of this
show before. We've been telling you about this show forever. Oh yeah,
that's right. Love is going about so late. I don't remember that I
watched my very first episode because now, listen to this. Over the weekend,
my wife and I the kids get to bed, have a drink glass
of wine, like to watch a show. Generally it's vander Pump Rules or
Summer House or some other trashy Bravo reality show that Look, it's my wife's
pick, and I'm the best TV watching husband on the planet, and I'm
therefore it. Now. I'm invested in these shows, you know, despite
how stupid they are. And then those are done, and we've watched the
reunions and we didn't have anything cued up, and so Kate said, well,
why don't we watch Love Is Blind? Like, yeah, but don't
you think it's a little late for that. I've heard all the discussion about
the whole season, and I look like Megan Fox and like all that.
I've heard everything from this year and all the drama. But whatever, put
on episode one of season six, this is season six. Yeah, so
I haven't seen in the previous season, so this is my first love is
blind experience. They go into this thing for ten days and that's it.
I think ten days is when they do the initial dating part. So once
they get out of the pods, it's much longer because then they're meeting the
families. They didn't you have to at that point. I got the impression
that you get ten days in air and pick your person. This is your
person, yeah, ten days. Yeah, but they're doing really long days.
So they're doing days. That's part of the show. They're talking to
each other through a wall for ten days. And then you like, to
me, it's just the premise of it. Look, I'm hooked. I
like it. Oh. I always say that. I was very skeptical for
the first The episode's long. On the first one, How long are these
things? Jesus? I thought maybe it was just starting new episodes and I
wasn't noticing it's like Jesus is really long episode, And for the most part
of the beginning of I'm like, this is weird. I don't know.
That doesn't really do it for me. And then they throw you a nice
little twist at the end of the very first one, I'm like, oh,
dang it, I'm hooked. Got me, they got me hooked in
but ten days. Yeah, you started on a really good one though,
because the sixth season six is the juiciest in my opinion. Okay, good,
So if you would have started from the very beginning, you might have
gotten board, like at some point, but I love this show Gren all
right, I will say like I said, I am hooked. I'm interested
just the premise. Look, I rip on The Bachelor and those shows.
I don't watch them anymore, but I watched them for a long time,
The Bachelor and Betret, and anytime there the people are falling in love.
I'm feeling this deep connection. I think we're in love. And I'm like,
calm down, you've known each other for three weeks. Yeah, but
that's three weeks, and that's seeing each other, and that's seeing each other
and spending time one on one and making out and more. And you know,
this is through a wall for ten days and they play I Love You
like. That's the thing. I don't get that they're already catching feelings well,
allegedly in this first episode, and then they're only on day two or
three at some point. I don't know, it's tough to tell on the
editing what day were on of the ten days, But do you think you
could legitimately make a connection with somebody after just ten days and you're not even
seeing them? I don't think to the point where you're going, this is
it's me and you or bust, I can't. I wouldn't say I love
you for sure. It wouldn't be that to that point. No, that's
quick. I feel like you can't even get to know somebody for real in
ten days. I get that you can. I mean it's like, I
get you can learn a ton about the person when you're just focused on just
talking and conversations and asking them questions and stuff like that. I got to
see the person, right Yeah, Yeah, I love it. Not there
Yeah. And I feel like we noticed that, like throughout the show,
that when they finally meet, some are not attracted to each other and just
not work out. And as much as they like to say yep, looks
don't matter, they do matter at the end business and spoiler alert, that's
just in general, I feel like a lot of love th spines. I
know. Anyways, I am, I'm I'm on board now, So I
apologize. You're gonna have to hear me talk about this show that everybody watched
like six months ago or whatever they did. But and I kept. Look,
I did point out because my wife has it. You know, we've
discussed the show. We discussed Love is Blind on this show. So I
feel like I know a good amount about it. She's going into a like
pretty blind. She's heard of it but doesn't know anything about it. And
every time the woman that says she looks like Megan Fox pops on schooling,
that's that's Megan Fox, you know, like that's Megan Fox. Just one
we just watched. Okay, I'm like, you know, that's Megan Fox.
And she's like, she does actually look like her? Oh she said.
My wife said I could see it. I can see it too a
little bit, and some of the shots I think I can see it.
Yeah, but you just you never compare yourself to Megan Fox. That's where
she went wrong. No, no, but you're in for a treat.
I know. Well, Look, I didn't want to be hooked. I
tried my hardest not to. That is so funny, get to this show.
But I did the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Monday,
everybody happy to be Monday. I'm Graham, I'm justin, I'm cheaty.
Our buddy Selena is on her way in at the moment, did her?
Was her daughter graduating again? Today? She takes the day? She
just could be I just running. A little later I texted her, I
was like, you picked the wrong day to oversleep because there's an accident at
the toll Plaza the Bay Bridge. At least it was a solo car crash
and things were a little a little slower going through there than normal. But
I appreciate everyone listening to the JV show on this Monday. We will get
through this together. Jess, how was the How was the weekend? Did
you see the New Bad Boys? Maybe did? And it was so good
everybody needs to go watch it. Martin Lawrence hilarious. Will Smith hilarious as
well. I do have a question for you guys, though, because this
is a little distracting in the movie theater, so the one I went too
strictly does the service where you order everything from your seat and I don't think
I'm a fan of that. How do you how are you placing the orders?
And forgive me because everyone's like, you've been to the theater with the
lounger seats and that thing. I'm like, no, every time I go,
they just stick me in the seat with the norms. Like yeah,
yeah, you can select your seat in advance, but they're just norm seats,
like they're totally normal. Okay, So I feel like a lot of
theaters are moving towards the comfort seats. Ordering everything from your seat, so
you have a menu next to you, but you can also pull up a
paper menu. Yeah, you can also pull up the menu on your phone.
Though, excuse me? Can I get another pretzel dog? You ever?
Hear? I mean, see fourteen C? How does it work?
I'm trying to watch a movie over here, bro, So somebody you have
to press the button next to your seat. Oh you have a call button?
Yeah, and then and then somebody comes up to you, You place
your order, they leave, and then they come back with your food.
But mind you, like this is during a movie. If you want to
order something midway through the movie, you can, but then other people have
to deal with the servers walking down the aisles delivering your order to the server's
just staying. And then the person is like do you have any specials today?
It is like, actually we do. It's a split piece soup and
I got a check, but I think we have a prepare salad special.
Yeah, Like what are they do it? Why aren't we Can you order
through your phone? Like? Why aren't we ordering from a screen somewhere?
So eliminate the person coming over to take the order. Yeah, I know
you're a movie. You can look at the menu on your phone, but
you still have to order with the person showing up to your seat. I
gotta be honest, that's stupid. I don't like it at all. So
this is twenty twenty four. You can order everything everything from a phone or
a touch screen. There should be a touch screen at your seat and then
you order it there. Don't have the waiter come over and read the specials.
Mind you, this is the first time I went to this specific movie
theater. And even if you want to to order your snacks beforehand, you
can't. Oh that is so stee. They don't have a lobby. You
can't buy a bucket of popcorn ahead of time. So first of all,
I'm over here with my boyfriend and we're looking lost because we're like, where
do we order. I don't see any snacks. I kind of want some
like skittles, eminem something, and I didn't see anything until I go up
to this window where it looks like they're making some of the food and and
we ask if we can order there, and they're like, no, you
have to order from your seat. So that just right away, I was
like, okay, we'll guess I'm not getting anything. Well, is it
like a gourmet food Oh, it's just like get movie people ordering a t
bone stead if you can order cocktails and they I think they do have more
like regular food options, but they also have your typical like snacks like that's
popcorn, regular snacks. So again, question from the guy that only sits
in the norm movie theater seats. Is there a table thing that folds down?
They have the regular movie theater table that's in front of you. You're
the one that you can get question from. It's so hot. They ain't
got no table. It's only like the recliner ones that have. That's why
that one the little table that's right in front of you that's not really a
table, but you can push right in front of you. I gotta say
this again again. Question coming from the guy that's only ever sat in the
norm movie theater seats was the theater that I go to napos Is every time,
whatever movie I'm in. Maybe they don't even have them. It's just
the norm seats. It's literally it's literally just a normal seat with two cupholders.
I've I've never had a table, I've never had a waiter. I've
never never had a cocktail brought to my seat, none of that. I
don't know if it was just the specific theater room that we got then,
Because does your server come around at the end with a bill folded up so
when you order they have like the thing ready for you to cash out?
And was there a tip prompt? But there probably is. Yeah, I
didn't get anything. Graham, I feel like you would hate this because you
hate when people eat loudly in a movie theater, Like if you can't order
before, everybody's gonna be like eating their popcorn and of daring the movie.
And are people are they bringing stuff on a plate to people if you've got
expanded food options, are their forks and knives involved? If if I got
to hear forks and knives and things cut and stuff, that is my nightmare.
It is not to that to that extreme. Not yet, yeah,
not yet. But I just I'm not here for this at all. So
you guys sat there and didn't order anything the entire time. Just that was
just because you didn't want My boyfriend ordered like some milkshake things that they had
available. Milkshakes. No, but I looked at the price of like the
Eminent because I still wanted some snacks, right, But then I looked at
the price and it was like nine dollars. I was like, yeah,
I think I'm okay, I'm going to service. Are they homemaking them in
the back of chef? Great job on the m MS today, sound like
I should have brought my own. Someday I'll upgrade from the norm. Seats
is so much better. I'm thinking it's going to be an option every time
I go see a movie. It's not. I'm telling you, I'm just
in the old stadium. Citing the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
All right, if you are having dreams about your ex, does that
mean that you want them back, that you want to get back together with
them? Not necessarily, According to this one therapist, it can mean,
though they said, you do need to kind of reflect on If your X
pops into a dream, you do need to kind of reflect on it the
next day and examine how you were, how it made you feel, and
the feelings like that you are feeling when you woke up and are thinking about
the dream. Are you thinking, do you have like a positive association like,
oh, that X was in my dream and you know, feeling pretty
good about that? You need to this therapist says, you need to kind
of think about that, and it doesn't necessarily mean that you want them back,
but it could mean that there's some sort of desire there or or you
could be desiring something some element of that relationship that you're missing. Maybe that
person says, maybe that person was really spontaneous or maybe they were, you
know, really good at maybe and that's something that you may not necessarily be
missing that person, but you might be missing some aspects out of that of
that relationship, or maybe that's something that's missing from your current relationship. Now.
Your ex could pop into your dreams in a very negative way. I
feel like if I've ever had a dream about my it's in a very like
I'm frightened to trauma sort of way, like oh my god, I'm about
to get stabbed kind of a way. And that is also very common.
Apparently, according to this therapist, you can have a dream like that and
they can say, and this person, this therapist says that may be advice
to you. It's like you're subconscious telling you to choose your next partner more
wisely to avoid some of those things. Let me ask you, ladies,
adjust cheaty an axe ever pop into a dream of yours? Yeah, I'm
sure it's happened. The thing is, my dreams are really really weird most
of the time, so I really wouldn't know what they mean. I definitely
don't miss them. Yeah, maybe you do subconsciously cheaty h. Do you
ever wake up with the loins of blazes thinking about an AX? I wouldn't
necessarily say a blaze, but I did. I remember I did dream of
an X one time. It wasn't a bad dream. And then I think
I saw them at Target like a couple of days later, So I was
like, is that a sign? Oh did you re check out? I
was dreaming about you. I had to dream about you the other night.
Oh no, somebody says that to you and like, uh, in a
flirty message. Did they Do you think they actually had a dream about you
or do you think that's just them saying, oh, hey, I had
to dream about you the other night. I think that's just I'm lying to
text you. But it works, I agree. Let me ask this.
Would you be upset if you found out your man had dreams that involved his
acts? Yeah, that's like cheating that in real life. But you can't.
You can't control what you're gonna dream about. And what if it's a
very negative thing, like if I if I, if I've ever again,
if I've had a dream about my ex, it's like some sort of trauma.
I think it's like a trauma thing from me. I'm scared of this
person. Why are you still thinking about them? Yeah? I think a
bad way. You think about me before you go to sleep, so you
could dream about me and not them. I try. I tell my kids
that all the time, Like they're like, I'm worried I'm gonna have a
bad dream tonight. Well, just think about something really good right before you
go to bed. Both my kids like that doesn't work. I've tried it.
I think you can sort of influence your dreams a little bit. Sometimes
but mind taking on a life of their own. And I agree with you.
My dreams are weird almost, just like I wake up everyone this morning
and the show like why was that? And why was I talking to them?
And they what were they doing? I had a dream I was smoking
pot with George Lopez. It was weird, though, and I was high
in the dream. Maybe you'll manifest it. But why was I don't ever
smoke plot? Like, I just don't whatever. It was weird, it
was very weird. Maybe you want to ender your subconscious light like mind is
telling you that, Like, hey, you might want to try something new.
Yeah, go go smoke with a famous comedian who knows very strange.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We're the JV Show. Hey
guys, Oh we're all together. Happy Monday. I'm bad, you know,
in all fairness, I was dreaming about being on this nice vacation when
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sales event or visit sleepworld dot com. Bro Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are
selling their marital home, so everybody is saying that this like solidifies the fact
that they are headed toward divorce. They are quietly trying to sell the home
that they bought after they got married. I don't know if you guys remember
the hunt for the home that they would share. They spent like, I
think a couple of years, like looking for the perfect home. They looked
at more than eighty properties before settling on this one because this was the perfect
home, And now they are trying to get rid of it, which we
already knew the marriage was in trouble, but this just kind of shows like
it's done. Ben's already moved out, She's already been house hunting for something
new. Canceled the tour tours, canceled. Pack it up. How many
failed marriages is this for Chillo? Three? No more than three? My
brain went to five. I don't know, well you look that up.
Were all of them? Let's lump engagements and marriages together here, right?
Okay, because did some of them not make it to a marriage. So
there was an engagement one of them. I mean, I can't even remember
now. Yeah, some they she didn't even actually get married, but she's
been engaged a lot. Yeah, I think I think he's been engaged six
times. So I just had to pick Google search. Four marriages and two
engagements. Does that sound right? Wow? Okay, so there's so we
combine them all together for six Yeah. Bad Bunny suffered a pretty hilarious wardrobe
malfunction. He was performing in Puerto Rico and she's on stage and his dancer
goes to, like, you know, back it up on him or whatever
the kids say these days. I know it's not that, so I apologize,
let's try. Okay. Definitely wasn't okay back it up on them.
It wasn't that trying to I think of another The dancer tried to throw it
in a circle on him. I don't know, but you know what I'm
what I'm saying. She goes, she goes up to dance on him,
and she's like she's like bent over. They're dancing, having a good time.
He goes to move away and the grind people. He goes to move
away and the crotch of his pants. I don't know if it was like
the zipper or whatever. It snagged the girls tights. So he goes to
move away and there's just this huge thing of stretched out tights stup to his
It's like, I swear she wasn't dancing on me. I swear. Why
she's still connected to you? You're attached to her. You guys are actually
connected by the crouches. So Cheetie's getting that video up. It'll be up
at the end of this hottest trending Graham, what do you have all right?
Apple expected to fully enter the AI race today. What do you mean,
Well, Apple's annual Worldwide Developers Conference is today at their headquarters in Cupertino,
and added everybody's expected. Now it's been very secretive, but everyone's expecting
that Apple's going to announce all the AI additions that they are going to make
to the next iPhone that's going to come out as you know, a phone.
Other phone makers like Google and Samsung have already fully integrated lots of AI
features into their phone, except iPhone just has Suri still, and everyone has
found her to be sort of a bumbling, not as helpful assistant as she
once was, and so all the speculation is that Apple is going to fully
jump into the AI world. Have you guys whoa felt as if your iPhone
has been lacking the features that every other phone seems to already have and has
already like got the ball well rolling on because Apple CEO says like, we're
hey, this is it. We're going to be about to dive in.
Buckle up, We're going all in. I have a person personally felt like
that I don't really use here, you never really have. I've always kind
of thought she's never been helpful. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
Are there other features that you're excited to see AI tackle stuff in your
photos and your message and your I don't want AI reading my messages and looking
at my pictures and stuff. Well Apple's already doing that, as is every
other but with an AI voice telling me scolding me. Yeah, the AI
person's gonna be definitely judging. I know, I don't think you want to
use that muire might send the wrong message. So what are some of the
features that you like about your Android since you've had AI stuff? You're asking
the least tech guy ever, But I mean I do appreciate that. There
are times I find in like construction stuff, I'm looking for a really like
particular type of I don't know, some some tool or you know, I'm
looking for. There's you can do. Google's got like their AI photo search
stuff now where you can just circle, you can just highlight a part of
any picture and it's going to search that thing out for you. Yeah.
Like, my wife bought these lights that I installed the other day, and
it had a light bulb in there. I have never in my life seen
before. It was the weirdest looking thing I've ever seen. And I'm like,
I don't know how to and one of them didn't arrive with one of
them. One of them came with light bulb. One didn't come with this.
I don't even want to call it light bulb. I don't know what
it was and I'd never seen it before. So you just take a picture
of it the thing Google search here it is. Here's the one. Wow.
And I was like, oh, that's helpful because I don't even know
where to begin, Like I wouldn't know how to search for this thing.
There was no identifying number or brand on the thing for me to type in
to Google it so there you go. Look at Graham using ai AI in
their photo search thing figure out what this thing is. And I ordered a
three pack that when they arrived and they worked, so I got it right.
All right, Thank you Graham. Before I move on, do we
have a shout out? We did? I got a d M about to
be dad and my DM, I should say it says, good morning Graham
and the JV show crew. This is Jose from Fremont. I'm going to
give a special shout out to my lady Elizabeth. We are on our way
to the hospital for her scheduled C section. Yeah, I know, who
gives a fart? Well, I do. She really went through a lot
this pregnancy, and I think we're both glad that it is almost over.
I love her so much and I'm thankful for everything she's been through for our
family. I'll be looking forward to coming back from my paternity vacation and podcasting
everything I missed. Thank you for the shadow during the rest of your weekend.
That is from Jose, so happy Wow. Cong Yeah, but Elizabeth,
shout out to you for everything you've done during this pregnancy. But really
yeah, good point, really quick. He said he wants to give a
shout out to my lady Elizabeth. Does he call her my lady Elizabeth?
That sounds very Bridgerton. Yeah, yeah, my lady the JV show on
Wild ninety four nine. Before we get to the JV shows, What the
bleep? Where you can win a JV show Chug mug Jess. You were
at the Saniteo County Fair again. Yeah, there were so how are you
not like their's spokespersons, right, there were so many exhibits that I missed
the last time that I went with Cheety, So this time they had the
little pig races, the duck races that I wanted to see, but I
didn't get a chance to see any of it. I was there. You're
too busy on the tilted world. No, I'm no. What's the zipper?
The zippers that ride it like sort of goes up and around a and
your two people on your side by side and that sort of oblin oblong looking
cage thing and you can rock it back and forth. I don't do that
rotating around, you said, because you were too short. Yeah. I
had a bunch of giants watching the pig races. It seems like it,
But anytime I'm in a crowd watching something live like this concerts or apparently fairs
too. I can't see anything. The only way I can see is if
I put my phone up and I'm like recording, But then I'm that person
that's blocking everybody recording a pig race story of my life? Graham, can
you relate? And no, no, no, no, no, no
no, keep your phone away. That's jealousy. Nice. Sorry, It's
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Have you guys ever seen a little girl and imagined what her are going
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I'd have to register on a list of offenders. But but no, this
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This is Roger go from priest. Is the missing word eyes? I
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looking for. Appreciate that baby and Foster City. And I guess the bleeped
out word is teeth. Dude, that's something I wonder about all the time
with my own kids. Right, you look at their teeth and oh,
it's a pretty good. And then sometimes you're kind of like those things are
mess. They keeping in the direction that they're girls, so they're going to
be the other ends of their mouth. You know, I'm worried about that
morning. It's Carol in Utah. My guess for the bleep dot word is
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that guest. They're thinking a generation ahead, what this kid's kids are gonna
look like? Does anyone actually think about that? No? No, no,
I don't at least, but continue to leave those guesses. We'll play
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and imagined what her are going to look like when she's older? Let me
explain. Okay, this is the Family Show. The show word is always
something clean. Your guess is clean. Oh, by the way, you
can keep you can leave your guesses on the talkback Michael the Free iHeartRadio app
Let's go to Them Now show. It's Aaron to Sale and gabrielas Aladi from
Sanelse. Uh word is Hey, thanks, Happy Monday, fun day,
Fun day. But face I often wonder, I mean again, about my
own kids. I'm not staring at other people's kids, but you do wonder
what their face is going to look like when it is fully developed, because
it's so hard to tell them. My wife says all the time, I
know exactly what they're going to look like when they're older. I have no
clue, but I have an idea. I feel like I'll recognize them,
and I feel like they're going to look a lot different. They do look
a lot. Well, I have no clue. Let's just leave it at
that. I have no clue. But okay, good guess, although not
the correct one. Good Morning JVS Show. My guess for the word is
her siblings. Thank you have a great day. From conquered m from conquered
another really for the guest, but yeah, not it Hey TV show,
it's Jazz Maintaining and from Seattle, Washington is the missing word parents, Have
a good morning guys. Bye parent. No, I've never wondered what someone's
parents are going to look like when she gets older. Yeah, I've never
wondered it that way. But I have seen a kid and wondered what their
parents look like. Yes, yes, yes, but not like in the
future. All good guesses. Good Morning JV show. My name is Ose
from American Canyon, and today's bleeped out word is eyebrows. Thank you have
a good day eyebrows. Looking for here's today's clip unbleeped. Have you guys
ever seen a little girl and imagined what her are going to look like when
she's older. I'm supposed to have to bleep there. I don't know why
I did, but the correct word was eyebrows. Eyebrows the word You guys
have never done that? No, really you do. You look at little
kids like, oh man, they're going to have a wax in sensation have
to deal with not so much that, but like when you start doing your
eyebrows, you have to shape them, and sometimes it's harder with certain eyebrows.
I kind of try to gauge, like whether they're gonna have an easy
time or if there's gonna be a lot of like drawing on feeling it.
I'm future eyebrows shaming kids. No, not even in a shaming way.
Like my daughter, like my youngest Kelli, Like I already know she's gonna
have a hard time. It's just try to shape them. Why can't they
just be the shape that they are? I can't explain. I can say
from experience. If they grow out in a really weird pattern, you struggle
with trying to get that to look the way you want them to. You
wouldn't understand. I don't clearly. Clearly, I don't. Eyebrows are just
eyebrows shaped for you. It's so much easier being a guy. Yeah,
regular eyebros have regular shaped eyebrows. What do you think would happen if you
ladies just have regular shaped eyebrows, like maybe a trimum, a little bitter
or whatever. But you don't have to sit there and like make a whole
new shape and design out of them. You do have to, but what
if you didn't, if they would look, there would be so much there.
But do you know, I said, look, give him a little
trimm or whatever. But you don't have to draw a whole new design.
But some people their eyebrows are very like sparse, they're not even filled in,
and there's no arge, and maybe they're uneven. We're super thin.
I'm starting a movement rock the natural eyebrow. I bet you nobody notices.
I'm tired of doing my eyebrows. But see, not going sounds like a
lot. It sounds like too much effort and time going into something that I
don't know if us guys even notice. They don't do it for you.
We do it for ourselves. Do you do it for others. I did
a compliment my eyebrows one time, well after he saw you without them bus
over them for two hours trying to get them stuck on correctly? Do they
stick on? No? See it shows what I know. Thank you everyone
for playing today. Yes, thank you. That was Jose from America Canyon
who he was the only person to come up with the correct dance in the
swamp. I can check back again to see if there were any last minute
guesses that came in that got it correct, but he was the only one,
which was very surprising. Thank you everybody for leaving guests this this morning.
Thank you everyone for playing normal. I like to shout out a bunch
of people, but you gotta do better. Get the correct answer so I
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broke down crying on stage. So you know, she's on her Hot Girl
Summer tour. Ye, and she performed in Tampa on Saturday night, and
she was about to get into her song, which is a really emotional one
for her, where she raps about all the hardship she's been through, like
in her relationships, losing her parents. She talks about drinking excessively, thinking
about ending it, what it felt like having you know, what it felt
like when she felt like the entire world had turned on her. This doesn't
sound like a Hot Girl Summer like at all. Like I'm there, I'm
at the concert. I want to to work like dance. But the hall
girl part is the hall girl part is making it through that and you come
out the other end. Oh God. Anyway, so she's about to get
into that song and a fan posted a video where she like the song's playing
and she is just like bawling her eyes out. She can't even perform the
song. All you hear is the backing track. She gets a few words
out and then just to stop again and she just continues to cry. So
we don't know the exact reason for the tears. But we have a pretty
good idea. There was a deep fake sex tape of her circulating online late
last weekend into the weekend. So again, if you come across this,
it's not her, it's Ai, but it appears to have really hurt her.
She posted, It's really sick how you guys will go out of the
way to hurt me when you see me winning. You are going too far,
fake ass ish. Just know today was your last day playing with me,
and I mean it. So it almost sounds like she's targeting. She
thinks it's specific people that put this out. Maybe it's a certain fan army
that she's constantly That's my theory. Interesting, which which one is that I
don't know. I think like all of them, it sounds like you had
a specific one in mind, Like, oh man, she's really been going
to war with this fan army. There's a lot of people, a lot
of fans that are that don't like her, either from either because of like
her beefing with Nicki Minaj or because of the Tory Lanes thing. I mean,
she's got a lot of using air quotes, but enemies people that just
don't like her. Isn't it crazy that these videos like that, like this
one, are just going to become more and more and more commonplace. Like
a person walking down the street could carry a person walking down the street could
take a picture of you walking without your permission. You'd never even know they
took your picture. And they could turn you into this very easily with AI
and all this stuff. People, there's these people already have these ideas.
This isn't giving anybody ideas. This is the world we live in. It's
very scary for young people, people are in high school and stuff like that.
The videos are going to come out of them doing things that they never
did. And I know, and people won't be able to tell if it's
real or not, and they'll make a judgment on it and swipe to the
and scroll to the next thing and be onto something else, and it's I
might send it to everyone first And it's incredibly scary and particularly and then for
celebrities, more people are going to make these videos of you and good luck
with that. Yes, all right, So the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight
has been rescheduled. So remember this fight supposed to go down on July twentieth,
but it was called off because Mike had some heartburners, yeah, and
an ulcer flarup on a flight, That's what it was. And so as
doctor told him to only do light physical activity, and both Mike and Jake
were like, uh no, we want equal training time for this fight.
So they decided to push it back. A lot of people, including us,
wondered if it was going to happen at all, Like, was this
their excuse to just get out of this? So it is happening, they
announced a new date, November fifteenth. You have to wait till November.
That's a long way out, I know, take some roll aids and hopefully
be able to start training again. I don't know what an ulcer flareup is,
but I assume you just take some tums right and rest for a little
while. I think. So, I don't know, I'm drinking acid.
I'm joking. Yeah, that more mild diet. Yeah, So November fifteenth,
same venue, Att Stadium in Arlington, Texas. It'll still be streamed
live on Netflix. Apparently, after they had pushed the date, backer I
announced that it was going to be called off for now. There was a
lot of other people willing to step in in Mike Tyson's place, Yeah,
why it's not the same. Nobody wants to see Logan Paul and Jake Paul
fight. Nobody wants to see it like Ryan Garcia as Bigsy is right now.
No people, I want to see Mike Tyson. Right. But if
you're all ramped up for a fight and you're in that moment of your training
where you're building towards a fight that's only a few weeks out, you're ready
to go, like you're ready to go. Okay, so somebody else step
in whatever, it's not going to be that big event, and then you
do the Mike Tyson one. When Mike is ready to go. I understood
that, Like, let's not you know, boxer wants to have a certain
amount of matches a year, right, Yeah, maybe it makes sense for
Jake Paul to continue with it and yeah, fight somebody else. But from
like a viewer standpoint, don't expect it to do Mike Tyson numbers. No,
it wouldn't. But there are other people that wanted to step, you
know, step in the ring, And I totally get it. If you're
a fighter's ready to go again, Jake Paul has been training hard, he's
ready to go. Let him fight somebody else, and then I still think
he could fight somebody else right here. Yeah, and then we'll do your
fight in November. There's plenty of time Number fifteen, any time in between.
Yeah. Do you think it'll actually happen in November or will they get
postponed again? I think it will. I think, I mean, I
don't know. I never thought this thing was in doubt, even when they
called it off. I thought for sure they'd make it have to happen,
just given the amount of hype that surrounded this thing and the amount of money
and dollars and stuff they're going to get thrown around. Yeah with it.
Like Mike Tyson said, it is happening. If you want to see Jake
Paul get his ass kicked and get knocked out, then watch That's what he
said. I don't want to see that. I know I want to see
that, but I don't know what kind of theater we're going to be delivered.
Yeah. You also need your own Netflix account. I do have one.
Now. Oh, you missed it earlier because you're overslept, But I
talked about I'm now watching Love Is Blind. You are, and I'm hooked.
It only took six seasons starts to get starting on season one. No
no, no, no, sorted to dove right into the last season,
the last season. Yeah, season six, love it. That's pretty good.
I know we've been telling you. I was very skeptical to start.
I mean, go back and podcast the show I talked about when we signed
on, but I didn't want to like it. And I'm hooking and I
can't wait to watch the next Love that for you the JV show on Wild
ninety four nine. Oh no, So what's going on at Golden Gate Field?
All right, take a moment and say you're goodbyes you guys. This
past weekend was the final weekend of horse racing at Golden Gate frae you.
Oh no, I never even got to go. You never went for a
dollar day nothing. No, Look, I don't want to tell Olden Gate
Fields is to no idea. I know you Graham's talked about it here and
there. It's like the Kentucky Derby of the Bay area. I guess.
So it's the horse track in Emoryville. It's been here for eighty three years.
The Bay has gone to play there. That's where that was the slogan
right where the Bay comes to play. I believe in Emoryville again. For
the past eighty three years have been open, but the pressures from animal rights
groups, which is one of the reasons that I've never been a big fan
of them. I know we have some horse racing and horse training listeners that
get mad at me anytime I talk about and besmirch the great name of the
sport of horse racing, but it does seem given all the horse racing horse
deaths that are asociated with the sport, it seemed like it was a good
enough reason let's move on from this and decreased revenue overall. Is the are
the reasons behind the closure. I guess the bay hasn't really been going to
play there that much, not as many people going there to bet on horses,
although I have been. I've been there a couple of times for dollar
days. I don't know if they were still doing that. How long ago
did you go, because look, I've never gone in there, never been
there, but I've driven by quite a bit and it looks a little rundown.
If I'm being honest, it is a little it is. I haven't
been. The last time I went was probably more than ten years ago,
but the beers were a doll and hot dogs were a dollar. So I
had a great time. I had twelve of each. I think it was
awesome. They really went out with a bang, though. On Friday,
the track reported its seventh horse racing fatality of the year, a thoroughbred named
sam Space, and then later that afternoon they reported another, a horse named
Rude Boy. He was injured during a race had to be euthanized. This
is their final weekend and they had two horse deaths. Yeah, they went
out with a bang. They were local companies were asked for a comment on
the closure, and they were reportedly devastated. No longer have as much supply.
Oh yeah, I mean fitting end to Golden gate Fields. Wow,
two horse deaths, I mean that to me exemplifies why we need to be
done with this. If any other sport had athletes passing away at the rate
that horse racing does, they would no longer be You're right, it wouldn't
be a thing. But because it's not a person, it's a horse,
we just keep on doing it. Yeah, if like thirty NBA players died
every year on the court, we would be like, I don't I don't
want to support the NBA. Y. Yeah, but because their horses.
I don't know, we seem to think differently about that. God very sad.
But take a moment, say goodbyes to Golden Games. Oh goodbye Golden
gate Field, Derby of the Bay, that hell of the Run. Oh
all right, you guys. Facebook is trying to win over gen Z users.
That's not going to work. They recently had like this event where they
handed out a pamphlet that said we are not your mom's Facebook. They handed
out pamphlets. Yeah, what what event? How are they trying to attract
gen Z with pamphlets? DoD? Gen Z even know what a pamphlet is?
No? Everything dig Was it a digital pamphlet? Yeah? No,
was it a pamphlet in the cloud? No? Was it a three D
hologram pamphlet? Nope? Then they don't know what. Yeah. Gen Z's
were probably like, you wanted to read this? What am I supposed to
do with this oddly folded piece of paper? Yeah. They held to this
event, I guess to express some of the different features changes that they were
going to have to cater to the gen Z users. But we've talked about
this before. Because gen Z was expressing that they do feel embarrassed posting to
Instagram. So do you guys think that there is a possibility that this generation
will or the younger generation will give Facebook a chance. No, only like
twenty years from now, when it's so old that it becomes retro like vintage
cool. I feel like as long as their parents and older relatives are on
the platform, they're not going to want to be on there. No,
I don't care what cool fee features. I don't even know what features Mark
Zuckerberg would consider cool. He doesn't really strike me as like the coolest guy.
But I don't see this working. I don't see gen z hopping on
over to Instagram. I mean, sorry, it's just going to be.
It's going to be out of style on out of favor, and same thing
will happen to TikTok. At some point, everybody's gonna jump to whatever the
next thing is, whatever the next platform is. Maybe it'll be one that's
owned by Meta, we don't know, but right now it's not one that's
owned by Meta, so they'll go continue to go elsewhere. I don't know
a single gen z or that is on Facebook. Yeah, I had heard
that they liked like the poke feature on there supposedly, but I remember that.
Yeah. I think to Graham's point, as soon as something is deemed
not cool, it'll eventually come back, like gen Z will bring it back
at some point. I just don't know how many people actually hop on it.
Yeah, what if the fact that we think it's not cool, they
probably already think it's cool. Yeah, if we think something's not cool,
by default have to think it's cool. But I think parents would need to
find a different social platform before gen Z goes back to that one, because
they're trying to hide things from their parents. They don't want their parents.
Yeah, we'll just take over TikTok, it's fine. Have you guys seen
any I know you've probably uh heard about the ad breaks that Instagram is running.
Have you guys seen one yet? No? What do you mean me?
Either? Instagram is testing the new ad break, so when you're scrolling,
it's going to play an unskippable ad mid scroll mid scrolls. Yeah,
so they already have like sponsored ads, but it's just like a post that
you can just kind of keep scrolling sponsored ones when you're going through stories.
But they're gonna have an ad break where it's going to play like a full
on commercial, and you can't scroll past it until it's They have a little
timer to let you know when you can continue scrolling unless we pay to offt
out. I think you combat. But but is that the next I'm saying,
is that going to be the next step? I wouldn't be surprised every
streaming every streaming platform has done that. Hey this is come. Come watch
our content here. We don't have ads on here, Come watch it here.
Oh wait, I got I'm kidding. We we're gonna add some ads.
Oh you want to get rid of them? Oh, here's an option
you can pay more. Yeah. Oh, now you're paying for the one
with no ads. Actually, now you have to pay a little bit more.
All the prices are going up. Have we seen this pattern between every
company? Yeah, they haven't said anything about that yet, but I could
totally see that happening. Maybe check marks, Yeah, you know, they'll
they'll that'll be another feature. So I haven't seen this on Instagram, but
it's already happening on TikTok. So you'll be watching a video and it randomly
stops, which is to something else, and you're kind of like, what's
going on? And it's an AD, and then you have to I think,
wait, maybe like five seconds, so then you can skip the ad.
Vibe ho. Yeah, nobody on TikTok has an attention span that last
five second time in the day to wait five seconds. I hate it because
then once you skip the AD, I can't remember if it goes back to
the video you were watching, where it just skips to the next one,
but if it's cutting it off mid video, you have to go back to
where you were in the video. It's the most annoying thing ever. I
don't like this. See people will jump ship to a new They could have
watched three different TikTok videos in that five second span, especially if you're watching
it two times. Speed is so Instagram's rolling it out there like testing it,
but I haven't. I haven't seen it. I don't know anyone that
has here yet. I'm not here for it. No, No, I
know one is and I'm not paying. So are we going back to Facebook?
Then? Yeah? No, No, not that either. The JV
show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy Monday. Okay, So me and
my man got into a huge fight on Friday. Let me lay this out
for you guys, Okay, it's like afternoon time. He's at home,
still working whatever. I take the kids because two of them had doctor's appointments.
We go to the doctor. By the time we leave there, it
is it's already like a little bit after five o'clock. So there's like a
lot of traffic coming back to Heyward. Our doctor, their doctors in Oakland.
Okay, so we're coming back, We're stuck in traffic. Everybody's starving.
My daughter's asking can we please stop and just get like Jack in the
Box or something, please leaves. I'm like, nope. When we get
home, I'm gonna cook dinner. We're all gonna have a family meal together.
Sounds nice, right, Yeah, Like it's Friday, Like I'm gonna
I'm gonnactually cook dinner. Yeah, some family. You're not going to Jack
in the Box. We're gonna go home and I'm gonna make a meal for
my family. Some jbox sounds pretty good right now. Yeah. We finally
pull up to the house and guess who is at my house? Ronald McDonald's.
No, Yeah, no, one delivering Dave's Hot Chicken. Surprise.
Ever, I love Dave's Hot Chicken. That's what I'm saying Walner, like
I said, I called him on FaceTime. I was like, you order
Dave's Hot Chicken without me. He knows how much I love Dave's Hot Chicken.
Oh, crush some of that right now. I know. That's what
I was saying. We're all starving. We want Dave's Hot Chicken too.
And he's like, oh, but you were going for like three hours.
Didn't know what you were going to come back. There's something called the phone.
No, that's man math whatever. We don't know. You've been gone
for more than an hour. There's a chance you may never come back.
I don't want to. I don't want to starve out here and die of
starvation. So I'm going to order protect my own longevity. I was saving
my starvation from when I got home. We didn't know that. For all
we know, if you would have called an ask, you could have been
out galvanting across town eating all the different delutions. You guys ever been so
hungry you wanted to cry? Yeah, that was literally me. Everyone is
eating Dave's Hot Chicken except for me, and I wanted. I was almost
brought to tears. Wait, so he didn't share any with you. I'm
confused. He did offer it, but I was like, no, it's
fine. Yeah, you ordered it for yourself, you just go ahead and
eat it without me. Oh, and your wife says it's fine. You
know it's not fine. No, So I'm almost I know. I'm like,
like, he knows how much I love Dave's Hot Chicken, and he
also knows that I get pretty angry. And you were at the doctor's office.
So I was like, you know, it's fine, you eat your
Day's hot chicken. I'm just going to order me some Wingstop. And that's
what I did. I had to wait for that effort, though. She
was going to cook a home cooked meal, and then half half of us
already eight. At that point, you're defeated. You're like going to give
in at that point exactly. But I was so hurt that I didn't talk
to him for like a couple of hours. And you know, you know
what hurt me even more is like I don't even think he noticed I was
giving him the second Oh that hurts. I know, you didn't even notice.
I'm upset. I've been stomping around, slamming doors and signing heavily for
the last two hours. Yeah, he was just going on about his day,
like to wow, nice and full and happy. Yeah, you are
happy when you got a nice on the next day. The next day,
when I was over that, I wonder did I overreact? No? I
don't think he did at all. I would be I would be bothered.
I feel like I did. I would be bothered if I wasn't given the
courtesy of hey, I'm going to order something, do you want something?
I feel like that's calm, that's common, that's common knowledge for him to
do that right quick that I thought. Yeah, and if I'm not going
to be home in time, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead, eat
on. But next time I want some Dave thought chick. So next time
you're ordering from door Dash, are you gonna leave him out or I can't
do that. No, I'm still not going to, but I think you
should do a little press my mind yet. Well that's a good idea.
Just yeah, yeah, er it, but just hide it for a little
bit. Yeah we ordered food when you were I didn't know. But I
couldn't actually let him start. I couldn't do that. Oh you're but mess
with him for a little bit. I can absolutely do that, but he
can let you start. Wow, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
Before we get to this man's colon just fallen out. That's not gram
it happened. I had before not making this up. He stays so hard,
yes, and it okay. Before we get to that, Mondays,
we bring our photo from our weekends the JV shows the photos from home.
Check them out at the jvshow dot com. Let's run through them really quick.
Mine is of me and my son. It was so nice this weekend,
the perfect It was so nice. So yesterday we had some water fun
with like water guns and stuff like that. So this is me and Anderson.
He's my three year olds. He's got a weapon. She's got a
weapon sort of water pistol. Mine's the picture of my family. We went
to see my daughter perform in her She had her dance show on Sunday.
It was big, big, big performance. I wish her part in it
was longer. She did really really good in it. She did awesome.
It was super cute. I feel like last year when her age group did
their performance. Half the kids are standing there looking out like, oh my
god, there's an audio. The other half we're doing the wrong moves and
then there's a couple that are doing the correct moves. This time most of
them were all you know, doing actual choreographed moves and it was super cute.
So shout out to the dance house in Napa. They do a really
really nice job and what's up. Dance houses always meet some JV show listeners
there as well, so it's a really cool, big production, a lot
of dancers and big stage show and all sorts of stuff, so it's cool.
Yeah, she's holding her flowers. You know, you got to bring
her flowers. I'm the I'm the idiot. Dad. My wife had to
take her early because the you know, dancers have to get there early and
get you know, get everything ready, the makeup and stuff. And she
said, okay, all you have to do make sure Ford my son,
make sure his hair is combed, and go pick up flowers for Quinn that
you can give to her after the performance. Oh my, you got it,
and then be thereby be there by nine thirty five or whatever time she
wanted me there on Sunday morning. Got it, went picked up the flowers,
Ford's hairs combed, looking the ever. We pull up park in the
parking Life on a spot right next to my wife's car. I'm like,
hey, I just parked next to your car. We're walking into the great
I'm holding seats. There's a lot of people here, but I'm holding seats
in a row for us, and people keep asking for them, but I'm
holding seats for you. And as we're walking up to the front, I
forgot the tickets. They were at home. Oh no, the tickets on
the counter. And I had to turn around and drive all the way home.
I can get the tickets and then drive all the way back. And
we got there one minute before the show start. Wow, she'm just buying
me there box office, there's not scalpers hanging out. I got two for
the show. I got two. I got two row oh for the dance
house show. You want to see your kid Dan today? So I was
the dad like running in there last second, right before the lights went down,
sweating and huffing and puffing. I made it there own, you made
it? Oh my love the picture. Yeah, mine was at the San
Maato County Fair. I really want to know what that lady in the background
on the phone was talking about. She's like, oh my god, this
woman that thinks she's an influencer and took a picture a name with her and
holding a waffle cone. It's like, get over yourself, waffle cone lady.
You know what? It makes me wonder how many pictures I am in
the background of. Oh yes, just that random places. Because it's going
on in this way. This is hilarious. I hope she sees this.
Really, if you were at the San Maonteo County Fair wearing a hat with
an age on it, yeah, carrying a Louis bag, I apologize with
your man on the phone. Horse something pass horse fan. I can't.
I don't know, but go to the JV show dot com. Jess is
taking unconsensual pictures of you. I went to a baby shower last night.
Super fun. Didn't win any of the games, but that's me and my
aunt there. Cute. I was so embarrassed. One time I won,
like the baby bottle game in front of my I don't know what that game
is, but I imagine it involves you get the drink out of a bottle,
but it's really hard. Yeah. Yeah. And then when you're the
Yeah, when you're the best one and the fastest, I thought, it's
everyone's judging him big time. What did they put in the baby bottle.
You like alcohol or you're drink of it? Okay, all right. So
there's a guy in Florida. Of course it's in Florida, sixty three year
old man. He was just enjoying some food of his wife. They're sitting
down eating a meal when he let out this forceful sneeze. He says he
immediately noticed a wet sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. We've all you've
all sneezed or coffee garden and there's a wet sensation of adults. Right,
he looks down and there's several loops of bowel protruding. So I left one
small detail out. He uh, he had just had abdominal surgery. Oh
wait, so it was yes, he blew open his own he had he
had prostate cancer, cancer, underweight abdominal surgery, and that same day that
he that he went in to have the stitches removed. He goes out to
eat after, he says, one time and everything just comes through his whole
hol is just Oh, there's nothing more horrifying. Do you what do you
do? Put it in a glass of milk and drive to the hospital.
What are you supposed to do with it, putting stuff it back in there
on your own, I cover it. I don't know. That is like
everyone's like worst nightmare, right, I didn't know that actually happened. It
is now. Yeah, I never knew to be afraid of that, although
I don't have any stitched up surgical openings right now to blow up. Why
do old people sneeze so loudly? Can we talk about that? That's the
that's the real issue here. Old people got it's like a shotgun blasting because
they don't really feel it coming the way all of us do. And maybe
we're like, no, I don't think it's that. I think they just
exaggerated a little more. Made you think so, because my mom, if
we're at the store, I can hear three aisles down. Oh, my
dad's the world's loudest sneezer of all time. It's it's startling, it's scary.
It's so loud. But maybe it's scary and so he doesn't even know
that it's about to happen. If it's scaring you too, then there is
going to be a wet sensation like that. Yeah, don't worry, it's
part of your colon. I want to take that back in that's embarrassing.
Imagine going out to eating you accidentally show everyone, Oh no, disgusting you
fear unlock, that's happened, not like not like right right, all right
and clean it up? Come on, all right. The Hottest It's all
the stuff you need to know what's hot and music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. The Will Smith's
comeback is complete. According to reports, his newest movie's back. He's back.
His newest movie, you Know Bad Boys Ride or Die in Theaters Now,
came out this past weekend. It did so good at the box office.
It's obviously sitting up at number one. It brought in fifty six million
dollars here domestically over one hundred million globally, which a lot of people are
saying was very refreshing to see because a lot of the other movies that have
come out recently did not do numbers like that. I feel like this was
the start to the summer blockbuster. This is the first one to kick off.
It's so good. I went to go back it out. I didn't
get spot see it even one thing. It is so good, the best
one so far. But people are talking about how this also shows that Will
is back in America's good graces again after that Oscars slap. I don't think
he's fully back, but he's definitely. I think he's fully back. You
think fully one hundred percent, because in my mind, I'll never look at
Will Smith the same. Really, I've already gotten past it, forgot all
about it. It's not I'm not like to the point where i know I'm
not going to watch a movie that he's in, but like, I will
never look at the dude the same. I always think, always think of
him differently. You don't. I've already moved out of it. Went up
on stage and slapped a man on live TV. I like it, just
it was the tea was good, it was strange, it was odd,
it was out of line, I would say, out of character. But
we don't know. Maybe that is who he is. I don't think we've
just become so desensitized to like the craziness that celebrities do. And like,
I've already gotten past the slap like he's because it's less. It's like there's
been worse from other celebrities. Yeah, well there's there's new stuff that takes
over and takes the headlines and time time passes and you forget about it,
and I don't. I definitely think that most people. I think a lot
of people are like me. I'm i'd still watching movies in but I may
judge him differently, that's fair going forward from that. So, George Lopez
walked out mid show. He so he was in the Bay Area this weekend.
He performed at Mountain Winery in Saratoga on Saturday. But this walk what
happened the night before that Friday night he was in Porterville where I don't know.
I don't know. He was in Porterville at Eagle Mountain Casino, and
people in the audience kept on yelling while he was up on stage right and
he even counted, like that strike one, that strike two, like he
was getting so tired of the heckling. And then it got to the last
one and he didn't want to walk off stage. He just wanted everyone to
just chill out, watch the show so he can continue. I can let
you please, and he walks off. I'd be pissed, somebody. I'm
pissed that that person in the audience. Look, everyone, everyone is mad.
The audience is mad that he walked off the venue. Is mad because
they say that they work so like that was a rescheduled show and they worked
really hard to make that happen. George is mad that the casino security didn't
step in and remove these people if they're being disruptive, which is literally their
jobs. Everyone is just mad. I've never understood the I mean, I
understand the part of it because it's alcohol heavily involved, I'm sure in this
incident, in most of these, but I've never just stood like the heckling
back and the yelling at the comedian when you maybe says something you don't like
or they say something you don't like, walk out off the show. I
think that's if you're upset with what the person saying, you don't want to
see that show, get up a walk out. That's your right, exactly
what George said. But you don't need to yell at them about you,
like, don't even laugh if you don't like it, but just sit there
and shut up. Yeah, just leave. And then there's people that heckle
trying to be funny. It's like, bro, you're not funny. Just
shut you're ruining it forever. Shut up. Yes, I've dropped a couple
of good lines shouting out before not in a comedian, but you know,
just they got some good laughs. Okay, but you would just get just
get up it walk out if you especially when you sense that like it's really
bothering the person and bothering the people around in the audience. Leave But security
should should have stepped in. That should have that's their job right there,
I know, maintain the crowd, like, get these people out, kick
him out, and the show goes on. If I paid to see him
and he walked out halfway, I'm mad. And more importantly, can we
just like have some respect for the people that are up on stage. Same
thing happened recently recently with Pete Davidson. Remember he had to storm off as
well because people would not stop yelling at him. Like, you paid for
a ticket to watch the show. Sit down and watch the show. They're
delivering the show that you paid for. It's their job. Job yet,
yeah they're at work. Don't heckle them. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine. All right, So we were just talking about this guy in
Florida who sneezed so hard that his colon came out. Still still have questions.
Okay, but you asked a great question. Grahmy said, why is
it that older people sneeze so loudly? The older you get, the louder
volume sneeze. It's just it's something about it. Yeah, we have a
talk back. Why don't you show? This is Tracy D from Sam Matteo.
I wanted to comment on the old people sneezing loud It is because,
I think because when they if they don't let their sneeze out properly and hold
it back a little bit. Number one, they tinkle. Number two they
finn and I had a number three, but I can't remember number three,
or you can get a hernia, have that before let it out. So
you gotta just if it's a yeah, hard sneezes, do it. That
makes perfect sense. Yeah, you try to hold it in and it's going
to come out somewhere. Your colon may fall out on the table at a
black Bear diner. I don't know why were laughing. That actually happened,
Poor god, it did happen. It was out of a surgical star though
it wasn't. Stitches had like just come undone. Yeah right, you asked
the waitress, what do you what do you say to her, you guys
want me to buy you guys want me to box anything up for you?
Yeah, you box up like holing. Oh my god, maybe you put
it in a glass of milk. I got to teeth and you lose a
tooth. Okay, I think did you get Starlink up at your house?
I did you, guys. I spent Saturday morning. It was nice because
it had been blazing hot last week, and and I had my Starlink satellite
dish. I don't know what you call that thing. It's like a satellite
dish. Satellite dish. Yeah, it goes on your roof for the house.
I'm building the internet options for traditional internet like that come from the street,
not good, very slow. So Starlink is satellite internet and it's much
faster. And so I ordered the little dish a couple of weeks ago.
And then it was super super hot last week, and like, I'm not
going to go spend a day on the roof when it's just when it's one
hundred plus up there, No thanks, But Saturday morning nice and cool,
Okay, I'm headed up there. And of course my son begged me,
begged me to go up on the roof too, and I thought better of
it because it's really high up there. It's a two story house that we're
building and it's up there. But I'm like, what the hell, climb
on? Let him on the roof. How old is he? He's six.
When I was a kid, I used to climb around on the roof
all the time. You're different these days. They don't think the same way.
They're a little softer. Yeah, I'm saying, but you learn,
you fall off the roof and you break your legs, you'll learn not to
do that again. But Dad said I could go up there. Whatever,
So I took him up there. No, I made sure he. I
was like, you sit right here. You are not allowed to move.
Don't even think about moving. Sit right here, enjoy the view, but
don't move. Whatever you do, don't move. And he was your wife
about this, I told her after the fact, anxiety thinking about it.
That makes me so nervous, and that I was like, it's he's fine.
I told him not to move. He had to sit in one spot
the whole time anyway. Carry So I climbed up there and I have like
a mount thing and I had to bolt that in to the roof and then
you set this satellite thing on there. I got so many d I posted
a picture of on my Instagram story, and I got so many messages,
people like, what is that? What is starlink? I've never heard of
this. I thought. I assumed everyone had heard of starlink because there are
stories all the time about people seeing the lights from these Starlink satellites that when
they get launched. SpaceX launches these Starlink satellites and people will see them in
the sky in a line like alien. Yeah, it looks like some kind
of alien thing, like no, no, No, those are just Starlink
satellites, and they're launching them all the time. Almost every week they're sending
up twenty more of these things. And anyway, so I had a lot
of people message me that'd never heard of it, and we're asking, we're
curious about it. And so I put the dish thing on my up on
my roof and then you go down inside and run the wire downside, and
then I plug in the router or whatever. I'm like, all right,
here we go, and it tells you on your on the Starlink app,
it goes, uh, your dish is misaligned. By nineteen degrees or whatever
it knows, which is, you know, pretty incredible, and it shows
you a picture on the app of your satellite or you know, a rendering,
a rendering of it. And then you go back up there and it
says, you know, you turn it and in real time it's turning on
your screen, and you turn it until it's exactly aligned in this little imaginary
box they're showing you on your screen, and it's like, I mean,
it's incredibly accurate. So you move it one inch too far. It's like
uh uh uh nope, back at up, spin back, spinning back,
and you do that and then set and tighten it down and then you turn
the thing on and boom, next thing you know, our house is online.
We've got internet and it works and it's fast. And you can't believe
this entire time you've been out there building a house, like it didn't even
dawn on me that you didn't have Wi Fi this whole time. What were
you doing? Well, it dawned on my kids because they want to watch
the while dad's working on the house. They want to be watching YouTube videos
or whatever with rocks like the olden days and the cell service again there was
a little spotty there too, so they were they get frustrated. So now
they're very excited that they can stream things at full full, at full speed.
But we're up and going. We've joined the twenty first century. We
are online, I think, I mean, so far, so good.
I'm curious to see now the thing that's now. I have cameras set up.
Of course, I put I hook some cameras up to it. And
now I'm one of these people that's like constantly watching my job site, you
know, like, oh, let me see what's happening out there. There
are no workers as me I'm being when it's out there working, but I
just want to make sure, like, okay, they stay back, people
stand back, don't go in there. I love that for you, Graham.
I kind of want starlink. That sounds cool, like just for the
plot, you know, yeah, yeah, I mean, do it for
the plot. But if you have a better inn street option, it's not
really for you. But if you live in a rural area or something where
it's harder to get you know, traditional internet, like yeah, I don't
have Comcast in my street out there in the street, it ain't in my
street. So I got to go to the satellite. The JV Show on
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