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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks

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house, baby house Tuesday, Tuesday, Buesday. You should be drinking if

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you're listening to us. We got
the we got the forty nine ers super

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Bowl beating. What's the matter nothing? Nothing. I think they're gonna Yeah,

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I'm out of here. You're thinking
wrong. I don't know. I

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would say on paper they're the better
team, Doug, but I don't know

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if that's going to translate. And
uh, you know when they play the

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games, they've got uh, they've
got some. They got a superstar quarterback

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that can seem to make things happen
for Kansas City. That's the one area

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you don't necessarily have a superstar.
But I can't say he's hurt the team.

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He's been a baller, absolutely rock
person. Still waiting for him to

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fail. Guy, he's a flu. Yes, yes, it's the coaching,

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it's everybody else around the team.
You do the matchups, you know,

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tight end is it Kelsey or Kittle? Oh, I think Kittle's a

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better overall tight end. I think
that Kelsey is. I think I would

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say this. I think Kittle is
a more selfless player. He's more of

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a blocker. Yes, he's totally
team yeah. And I'm not sure about

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the the other one. But yeah, you know, we got Debo,

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we got McCaffrey. I think we
have more weapons obviously, and uh,

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I think we come out of the
gate, kick them in the teeth and

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just put the hammer down and floor
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Well, we'll see how it all
goes. Oh, I don't know,

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are you coming over? I don't
know what them they'll be. I don't

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know. I mean drinking with three
friends, me myself and I get well,

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actually that's a very important thing.
I saw a headline on Uh.

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I forget where this was like medium
dot com or something. It was a

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headline just because I'll get all these
articles sent to me, and I think

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I think the website is medium dot
com. So if you're a medium an

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interpreter and mpath kind of thing.
These people will go there. I don't

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know, I don't know why.
It was just in a an MSN congruent

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thing. So there was a bunch
of different articles, but the headline grabbed

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me and says, the more you
love yourself, the less you'll need others.

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That's your story right there, you
think so myself. I love myself.

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Yesterday, Sorry I can't hang out. I'm booked for a self appreciation

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seminar with me. Yeah, you've
been in my place. There's mirrors all

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over my room. Hey, you're
looking good. Hey, you look great,

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It says here. What a lot
of us do is attach our self

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worth based on the validation we receive
from our social circle. We may not

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like to admit it, but we
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so that we don't feel alone at
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that is an illusion. But that's
the paradox. When you stop caring about

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what others think, everyone starts caring
about you a little more. When we

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begin to love ourselves a little more
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spirits from the constant external affirmation.
The headline did grab me and maybe go

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ha, That's interesting because I think
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hang out with yourself, right,
you know, just you. My sister

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might come over with her doc.
Oh really yeah, I'm not having a

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big party. Wow, swear a
lot. It's like you'll love's that's the

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loneliest fan party ever. Who's there, Doug, My sister and her dog

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dog Max. Well, they were
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year when the Niners were winning in
the Super Bowl. So you kind of

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superstitious as I am changing jerseys,
changing hats as you know, so keeping

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the same what it's just me It's
like you're fucking nine huh doing what I've

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changed my hat, I've changed my
dis Yeah, some people are superstitious.

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Look at that idiot the Bills game
that gets ketch him and mustard thrown at

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him. That's just become tradious.
That's just it has nothing to do with

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all your wife every Sunday like that
or at least eight games. Oh,

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she loves a hot dog. Literally, she does. Smells just like one.

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It's like all perfect. It's the
greatest thing ever. She wants worked

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for oscars, all right, So
what food is a weenie. What food

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is there that you, uh am
I gonna have? Yeah, I'm gonna

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have my douviled eggs. Deviled eggs
Number one food for people that say bad

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luck deviled eggs. No, yes, who says that, I'm not kidding?

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I find me on anything. I
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there is a thing that says deviled
eggs are the devil. Who knows why?

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Yeah, I've got a pound of
shrimp. I'll get some summer sauces,

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some rich crackers. I'm gonna make
it. According to New Dada,

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forty four percent of people have Super
Bowl superstitions involving food. The number one

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bad luck food deviled eggs, not
my devil eggs, number one bad luck

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food. All motherfucker please let it
be. If you eat deviled eggs and

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they ship the bed if they're losing
a halftime, they will all go out

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in the garbage house. Well why
would you wouldn't throw away the devil eggs?

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Just move them out of the house
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right right in the garbage Number one, uh is for good luck food for

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game deg any any guesses it's a
pretty simple one. I would say pizza,

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You got it? Yeah, number
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luck because everybody's gonna We'll just order
pizza. This is the best. Yeah,

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what's your food? Double leggs?
I go. This is fucking awesome.

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This is awesome. I'm gonna have
little meat blt bites, my Aunt

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Mary's recipe where you fry up bacon
bits or ice bacon and scallions. I'm

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sorry, and this is gonna sound
horribly me but this sounds like the most

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pathetic thing in the world. You're
gonna You're gonna make up little foods.

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You're gonna have your little jerseys.
Yeah, you're gonna watch the game.

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Don't make me cry. Show you
know I'm gonna remember this. Hey,

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believe me. What are you gonna
do being a Bills fan? Oh wait

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a minute, Oh wait, I'm
sorry. I don't know what I'm doing

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right, I don't even I have
no idea. I so you haven't been

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invited anywhere? Well, I invited
you in my house with my sister and

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or dog. So, but I'm
sure you have many other invitations, being

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as popular as you are. I
do we win forty one followers on Facebook?

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I'm sure the invitations are How would
I have. I don't even know.

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I don't know that. I have
been invited to two different places.

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Yeah, and I don't Rochester Kink
and what's the other one, Rochester Kink

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where it's literally soup or bowl.
And then it's they don't have double Diggs.

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No they don't know, Yeah they
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That's right, six feet long.
You bend over every score, and I

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mean every score, even if there's
one in the corner. I want to

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buy a square. Uh, and
then what we don't know if we're gonna

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do. We were debating on doing
the podcast live during the Super Bowl,

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which I always find somewhat problematic because
you don't watch the game as much,

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but it's there. And then the
other is, uh, to do it

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beforehand and then go somewhere. I
don't know what we'll do. Yeah,

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I think I say beforehand, because
you could make two three hours out of

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all the past Super Bowls. You
could go through maul rank the defensive offenses.

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Yeah. I was looking up some
stats last night, and you probably

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there's one off the top of your
head. Who has the most rushing yards

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in one Super Bowl? Most rushing
yards in one Super Bowl, most rushing

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yards in one Super Bowl. I
don't think I saved. I could look

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it up. You don't know the
answer. I do. I saw last

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time I was going through my phone
for something, you know, fun facts

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today all right, So I don't
know if it's like it's more than twenty

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years old. Okay, so then
I'm thinking that it's gotta be uh Cowboys,

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No, no, no, I'll
even give you the team skins,

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the Commanders, yeah, Riggins,
No not who was the h it was

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against U? Who was it though? The Bracos Terry willis that? I

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would have never got that. Yeah, I don't know why I knew the

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I remember that Super Bowl that was
yeah eighty nine, Yeah, yeah,

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it was before the Niner just one
back to back like that when you became

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a Niners fan. Yes, right
then and there, right then and there.

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Man, God, please let the
deviled eggs be the thing. They

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will be all over your car,
right over the eggs. Just lose my

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mind? Why would you lose your
mind? You know my own? Man?

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I am a one team. I
have one team, and that's the

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Niners. I don't have football,
baseball, hockey, basketball, Okay,

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So that's it. That's it.
I mean, I root for the Circus

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Orange, but I don't know their
schedule. Okay, you know I like

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watching the NCAA wrestling turn so way
to sound. So what are you saying

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that you're putting a lot of eggs
in this basket that the forty nine ers

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have to come through. I really
I really root for them, you know.

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Okay, you can't really root for
them, But I mean, do

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you get? So are you saying
that you get? Will you be depressed

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if they lose? Will you get
out of bed on Monday? I probably

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won't get out of bed at money
anyway because I'll be drinking so much Sunday,

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So it's not going to mayor there. I will not be ubering next

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week because I will probably be hung
over. Now I might have a couple

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of friends popping and out, there's
a couple of parties going on. Yeah,

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but you're not gonna You're not going. I'm not going anywhere. No,

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Why is that superstition again? Well? Yeah, you got to put

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on all your little jerseys. Yes, I have to have enough jerseys to

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switch. And I don't want to
watch if you want you to invite him

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over, you guys, he's not
into football. He's not into football.

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I've been trying to get him into
sports for the past year. He has

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no interest. No. Now he
has a friend that plays soccer and they

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might go off for track. Okay. I did try to kind of bribe

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him when we was the pods.
Was the guy with the sneakers out at

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him? Oh? Yeah, out
at uh? Yes pods? No no,

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no, it wasn't. I'll give
it, give you a second.

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But he's been collecting Nike sneakers.
So I told him, if you go

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through one season of wrestling, I
said, I will sign up as an

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assistant manager sister wrestling coach. If
you make it one season, we'll go

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to the store. You can pick
whatever or of Nikes you want. And

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what do you say? He says, what if I don't like it after?

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What if I only make it a
few weeks? What do I get

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that? I go, no,
no, no, this is all or

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nothing that you're gonna learn to fulfill
a commitment. You're gonna go through a

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season and with a trust that once
he starts making friends, he starts winning,

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winning, and losing, which are
all good, valuable right lessons of

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life. You know, at least
give it one season. If you don't

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like it afterwards, you don't have
to do it next year. But at

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least let's get that one season and
then maybe open up some you know doors.

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Otherwise it's tough to get kids in
sports because they're on their phone all

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the time. You know, they
might well, yeah, I mean,

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I'll give you that. I guess
I mean that to me. We've been

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talking a lot about this, and
actually later this week we're gonna have on

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a parent coach, which sounds funny, but the parent coach, that's their

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whole business. And I only had
it on because I read these two stories

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in the Times Wayne County about parents
to get arrested for verbally terrible well yelling

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at the kids and hitting it.
But we but again I'm looking at this,

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I go, why do I feel
like there's more to this story?

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And why usually there's an investigation,
there's not. It doesn't happen this way.

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I'll tell you what this story.
I don't want to say where it

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was, but in vulged parents.
I don't want to say the sport or

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anything, but mother of one of
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screaming, got into the face with
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in front of him, hit him. He hit her back, knocked her

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out. She calls the police,
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She ended up leaving and the cops
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there said I want to press charges. And actually, ma'am, he can

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press charges. You were first to
hit him. Wow, And she said,

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okay, never mind, Okay,
we now that's a sports related thing.

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This is on kids. Uh,
this was like parents to kids.

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So they have a CPS investigation.
Child Protective Services come in and usually there's

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an investigation. And these articles didn't
say that, But I thought, we've

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had you had coaches, right,
They pushed you further, they made you

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better, they did that. Why
do we stop with coaches? And the

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really successful people find coaches throughout their
life, people to motivate them, keep

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them going, keep doing that kind
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so much from your parents and then
you have a coach, an outsight source

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or an uncle or an answer like
that. But I'm saying, even as

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adults, successful people running businesses will
tell you, like they had, they

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go and find coaches. They find
people that are there are life coaches out

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there. They're getting not even life
coaches, but people who are like in

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the business successful coach, like a
just him Robbins, almost like a mentor,

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Like no, not even not even
that I know, not Tim Rabbits,

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Tony Robbins, Tim Rabbinson's the active. But my point is, yes,

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you can have people like that,
Yes, or you could have somebody

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who's successful at that and you find
these coaches and learn from them, like

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what did they do? What is
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just to tell me their life experiences, making me not even tell them,

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Like, yeah, you're taking it
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if you're doing something, you go
find someone who's doing it. They're usually

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going to give you their advice for
free. They'll meet you for lunch,

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they'll give you their tips, sty'll
give you this stuff. And we we

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seem to stop that. But when
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And this lady was doing parenting coaching
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your nephew, one of the things
that we talk about with kids all the

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time is like, how do we
prevent this stuff from happening? How do

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we keep kids safe online? You
can't be everywhere. You don't know.

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Your kid could be up in his
room having a conversation with who knows who.

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They don't even maybe know, right, you don't know who's on the

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other end. That's what I'm saying. So the biggest thing I think to

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fix all that, and it's the
hardest thing, is building self esteem.

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And self esteem comes from things like
winning and wrestling. Right, all of

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a sudden, you start to feel
confident and realize, I feel great doing

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this and not so great when I'm
online looking at whatever making crude joke.

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You know I do, but maybe
you don't, And so you go you

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kind of stick to that. And
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to even think about, because think
you think of adults low self esteem stuff

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difficult people to deal with. Right, I have some low self esteem a

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certain areas. No, I think
everybody does. But I'm just saying,

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well, sometimes you get the passive
aggressive, you know, feeling less than

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so they'll kind of punch verbally or
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the kind of stuff and you go, it doesn't it gets you nowhere,

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and it means nothing. So you
know, I think it's great what you

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were trying to do with your with
your nephew. Now you'll be in high

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school next year, so yeah,
hopefully he goes out for track and then

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that propels them into something else.
Yeah. I think it's a little too

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late for football. I think you
should. Well, there used to be

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freshman football. Yeah there, I
think there's still is. Yeah. The

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track was always social, had the
hottest chicks. I ran track for years

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to be the hottest chicks. Yeah, I mean were they were always like

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the more, the smarter and more
successful popular girls that were you know again,

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they felt good about themselves so they
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you. I mean that kind of
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with a hammer throw that's all right, whatever you got, all right,

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hurdles in life. We'll take a
moment, uh human behavior and something interesting.

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Uh, I gotta tell you this
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we can all relate to this in
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why is it that people do this? So I looked it up, but

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She said you was one of my favorite

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country songs. I always loved this
song too. That's true that her guy,

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I've never been to a country concert, was going to go to it

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was gonna be Toby Keith. I've
been to a my wife, well,

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Charlie games like the Country, so
I went to quite a few. I

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saw Faith Hill, I saw a
lot of Tim McGraw. I saw faith

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in Tim, but I never saw
Toby Keith. I was never a big

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Toby Keith guy. He's got a
lot of good songs right now. He

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really launched Taylor Swift, believe it
or not. I don't believe it.

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He owned a record company and merged
with another guy and herely helped launch her

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career. I thought she was incredible
and she loved him, loved it.

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I think they no, she was
fifteenth at the time. Oh, I

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would say no, and she said, like, you know, it was

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one of her She was just so
impressed and every time she saw it.

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She's got to be devastated today.
Probably, I would think, Probably,

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are you on Twitter? Do you
follow anybody? Yeah? I don't.

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I haven't really spent a whole lot
of time. And then I had a

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guy I he had his own restaurant
record label combination thing, and an old

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boss of mine wound up working for
him for a little while out I think

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it's based in Phoenix, where his
stuff was based Toby Keith. But but

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I don't know. But this song
I always remember because in the beginning it's

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like this girl Bobby Joe, and
it used to always vide I'm like yeah,

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And then there was a girl that
we used the years ago in radio

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and the name always stuck with me. It made me laugh. So I

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found the song comical and relatable,
right relatable. But then this song,

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what song? Where where did do
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Right here? Old on? Let
me guess now, no, no,

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what where where do you think of? What does it remind you of?

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I love this bar? My I
am. I like to be a

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regular at a bars. So we
got Twinter, we got Losers. We

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used to play this wind Jammers all
the time, have a lot of a

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lot of places. Yeah, wind
Jammers, Whiskey River, even you know

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Lachlan. Yeah, I always think
of the Woodshed, I think of thirsts.

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Mulconnery's like, sure you know I
love this bar. Yeah, I

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love this bar. I don't think
I wouldn't be surprised if this song has

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never been playing either one of those
places. Toby Keith sixty two stomach Case

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sixty two. Yeah, stomach cancer. See it should have been a cowboy.

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That's a great song. That was
his first hit. Yeah. I

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think in ninety three when he came
off the he was an oil rigger.

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He was. I did not know
that he was. He was an oil

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rigger before he became a country and
that was the That was the song,

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and that kind of launched him courtesy
of the Red, White and Blue.

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Yeah, everybody loves that song.
I feel like it was a misnomer for

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him a little bit because I think
it painted him, you know, became

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very polarizing that song. I think
he wasn't as politically. He wasn't politically

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anything really. He never really went
into Nashville, never went to the award

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show, stayed out all that stuff. I think still lived in Oklahoma.

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I thought his I thought his headquarters
for stuff was Phoenix. He had the

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commercial for I think it's Wounded Warriors. Yeah, so he did all.

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I mean, he did stuff like
that, which I think was there.

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I know his family was democratic,
and he was always very vocal about being

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independent. That was his thing.
I think a lot of people tried to

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paint him with a brush because of
that song. And I think I think

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that bothered him. Maybe he just
loved this country you can love absolutely absolutely,

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Yep, he had who's your daddy? Remember that one? Who's your

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daddy? Who's your baby? You
don't know? Oh man, that's a

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great song. Beer for my horses. Yeah, I love this bar American

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soldier. She's my little whisk get
girl. I should do a I should

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do a cover band. You should. You should do all Toby Keith.

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I sound just like him. You
should do a Toby Keith as good as

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when your dad could go out together. He does Elvis. You do Toby

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Keith, and then he come out
at the end of the night, just

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like peanut, butter and jelly.
He's seeing red, white and blue together.

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You do it as he'll do it
as Elvis. You do it as

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Toby. I think that would be
great cursy the red, white, blue.

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I think he likes. He likes
country a lot. Who's that my

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dad? Yeah, there you go. That's a an idea. Yes,

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I think it is. I have
a curious thing about human behavior. There's

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always that one person that kind of
gives you the I hate to be the

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bearer of bad news, and every
time I hear that, I think,

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really, because you're saying it with
the same enthusiasm as the person at the

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cheese counter offering me a sample.
You know what I mean. Hate to

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be the bearer of bad news,
you know what I mean? That's the

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thing. And guy, I ever
heard that saying in a long time?

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No, but or something along those
lines, or sorry, I gotta tell

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you, I got it. Sorry, I gotta tell you this. What

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is it about people that we have
this thing where we love destruction and stuff?

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Not destruction, but what I mean. The top podcasts are uh true

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crime, which are about murders and
about things. People have their favorite serial

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killers and people love watching serial killers
things they do. And some of the

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biggest shows on network television today that's
still pulling ratings are these forty eight hour

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mysteries. What happened to Doug Philps
when he left the studio? We never

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heard from him again. They've dredged
the canal, found nothing. He just

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disappeared, you know what I mean? And that kind of h we get

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sucked in. I don't Maybe I
avoid it because I don't like it.

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Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like

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horror movies. I don't like that
stuff. Rather, I'd rather laugh,

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I'd rather be lighter. But I
have been sucked into these things. I

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have law and order. That that
really that could be a little bit of

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a tragedy there. I watched the
whole what was the It was kind of

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a very dark series Ozark now Day, the Ozark series, which I mean

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again it was good, but I
mean Darin yeah, Jason Bateman, yeah,

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But this is so. I looked
this up and there's a doc They

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talked to this guy, doctor John
Mayer, not the musician, Okay,

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good clinical psychologists from and doctor on
demand, and he says, a disaster

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enters into our awareness. This can
be from a live source such as driving

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by a traffic accident, or from
watching a news report about a hurricane,

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a plane crash, or any disaster. This data from our perceptual system that

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stimulates our brain then sends signals to
the regions of the frontal court. He

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goes into all this, but basically
it's our flight or fight response, and

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we want to We know we're safe, so we want to face our fear.

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It's almost like going up to the
zoo and standing in front of a

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ferocious lion that's on the other side
of a piece of glass, because you

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know nothing's gonna happen, but you
kind of have that fear, you know

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what I mean. I don't understand
it. So the only reason I bring

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this up. The other night,
I'm driving home and right by where I

405
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,759
live, the road is closed.
I see two straight State troopers have their

406
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:22,160
cars making a v you can't go
up. And so I go into where

407
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,519
I live and there's another exit out
of the community, and so I look

408
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:29,960
to my left and I see two
more State troopers. They've blocked up there.

409
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:36,519
Well, the story tragic situation happened. The guy's name was released today.

410
00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:40,519
Forty year old guy from Pittsford was
on a bicycle at like seven o'clock

411
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:48,079
at night and was hitting and killed. Okay, so I don't think anything

412
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:52,319
of this, and this is the
human behavior. Though. Last night,

413
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:56,799
Kevin from the podcast leaves the podcast. I guess he stops for gas and

414
00:28:56,839 --> 00:29:00,839
he goes, and all of a
sudden, my phone rings about fifteen minutes

415
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,680
after he's gone, and he goes, hey, you hear about that accident,

416
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:08,680
And I said, one accident he
goes to the one he goes.

417
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,079
I don't even know where it was
and I said, no, that was

418
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,799
right by where I live. And
he goes, yeah, guy on a

419
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:15,880
bicycle. I said yeah. He
goes, you know what happened and then

420
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:21,759
gives the like the gruesome, gruesome
details. Now he was in a gas

421
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:26,480
station having a conversation with the clerk
and somebody in the line brings it up,

422
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:30,880
like we have to talk about this
shit. I don't do that,

423
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,799
nor do I like that you got
to. I mean, the story is

424
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:38,160
absolutely like I don't even want to
say because there's a chance that someone who

425
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,440
knows this person would listen to the
podcast. And I don't mean it from

426
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:47,519
a disrespect right way at all,
because I'll tell you off the mic.

427
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:52,880
But it is awful. But then
I found myself calling somebody going to find

428
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,079
out believe this? Holy shit?
Wait do you hear this? And I'm

429
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:00,480
like, what the fuck is that? I didn't go seeking it out.

430
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,640
I didn't look for the story.
I mean, if they closed off roads,

431
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:07,960
I know it ain't good, right
right, I know it's not good.

432
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:14,319
And how long did you wait to
call somebody? Uh? Twenty five

433
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,039
thirty minutes? Like I got to
get this off my chest. I have

434
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,599
to share this. Twenty five thirty
minutes. I had something to tell somebody

435
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,440
else and then they go and by
the way, man, you know they

436
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,599
actually I told you they closed the
rum by me the other night. Yeah,

437
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,279
and I'm like, holy shit,
and it's a fucked up thing.

438
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:33,720
But there's some kind of I guess
we'd like to face our fears knowing that

439
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:37,880
we're safe news safe. Yeah,
but it's not good news. Right.

440
00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:41,079
Did anybody ever call you up and
go, hey, you won't put well,

441
00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:44,000
I guess if someone had a baby, or hey I got a job.

442
00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:45,480
Yeah, I guess you'd get some
good news, but nobody pays attention.

443
00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:49,240
We don't remember the good shit.
We just remember the band like what

444
00:30:51,759 --> 00:31:00,559
uh, let me see what's the
good news ahead? It was at a

445
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:03,920
thirtieth birthday party, Yeah, Sarah
night, and there was more bad news

446
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,640
there. There's more bad news there. Well here was here. Look like,

447
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:12,160
I can't if so last time somebody
called me up with good news if

448
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:17,000
you were gonna tell like you see
things throughout your day, do you remember

449
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:18,680
the good stuff for the odd stuff? Maybe the bad stuff? Like I

450
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,319
always say this, I can't if
I see you see a woman in yoga

451
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:26,680
pants? Right, Okay, no
big deal. Maybe she looks great in

452
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,359
the yoga pants. That's not the
one that I'm staring at. I'm looking

453
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,920
at the one who shouldn't be wearing
yoga pants. Wearing yoga pants. It

454
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,400
looks like she's got a yoga pants
Tell no lies, but full of pennies

455
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:41,920
if you wanted the truth, If
everybody wore yoga pants in this world.

456
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:48,559
Oh my god, it's like the
surface of the moon covered in spandex.

457
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,000
I don't even know what. First
of all, I mad at a company,

458
00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:53,799
like why are you making those?
But see now it's funny, But

459
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,880
I can't stop staring, like I, oh my god, wow, Like

460
00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:00,400
you put these on and it did
not take two seconds to put It's not

461
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,000
like waking up just throwing on your
jeans and going to work. No,

462
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:07,720
she probably had to lay down one
leg in looking in the mirror, going

463
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,319
oh yeah, I'm making this work, getting the other leg, probably having

464
00:32:12,319 --> 00:32:15,119
her husband or significant other help her
pull them up, and then to get

465
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,880
them off with a little bit of
sweat. Get the fuck out of here.

466
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:22,359
You need to take an exact knife
and falling down, you know,

467
00:32:22,599 --> 00:32:25,880
help me. While she's eating the
dourridos, this is what I'm saying.

468
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,359
I always look at some of these
people. I go, either you have

469
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,839
no friends or you own no mirrors
or both. I don't know, Like

470
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,960
how do you let somebody leave the
house? Now here's the thing I think

471
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,519
most guys, if that, if
they're with a woman, are more afraid

472
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:44,200
to say anything than a woman.
Because I know women who have gone,

473
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,759
well, where do you think you're
going wearing that? Right? No?

474
00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:51,240
No, put the other thing on, you look so much better or whatever,

475
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:53,200
and guys will go, oh,
good, okay, we don't care

476
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:57,839
if it's gonna make you happy.
But if by changing my shirt, fine,

477
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,759
but I'll tell you what I was
married. If you ever said anything

478
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:04,640
like WHOA, what's happening here?
She would get out what what? You

479
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,359
don't like it? You don't like
it? Right, because I'll tell you

480
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,119
what. Carol loved it, and
we went I said, okay, I

481
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:15,640
just I don't need to have to
know why guys don't make suggestions because the

482
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:19,359
end result is whether or not you're
going not to get sex later. Because

483
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:22,039
if you're that pissed off, let
me tell you something, tell me if

484
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:23,559
you're married, and even about it. It's a domino effect. You know,

485
00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:27,440
it's a peace and quiet thing.
But I would say it's a piece

486
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,559
of well, no, it's a
piece Okay, I'm with you. Somebody

487
00:33:31,599 --> 00:33:34,599
came in. I got to mention
her name. I just told me not

488
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,799
to. But is this bad news? No? It was at Forest Hill.

489
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,720
She came in with a girlfriend,
had a girl's night out and uh,

490
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:44,359
says, hey, I I love
you on the podcast. I just

491
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,480
I just listened to you last week. And you're right. Once you get

492
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,480
to a certain age, you're not
looking for sex. You really want compatibility

493
00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:53,559
and good conversation. Earlier, somebody
who enjoyed talking. All right, when

494
00:33:53,559 --> 00:33:57,799
are you going out with her?
She was taken, so is her girlfriend.

495
00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:01,200
I don't want to give names.
She told me not to, but

496
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:07,960
I'm going to guess yes, Mary, no, Helen, No, it

497
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:15,119
could be a stripper, Dame really, Bambi no, Ginger no, Lynn,

498
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:19,800
No, Lyn's not a stripper.
I don't think i've ever Ashley.

499
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,599
No. I have introduced to Ashley
Vixen. Oh there was a vixen in

500
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:31,320
Pleasures and uh where was I California? Pasadena. But I would just say,

501
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,559
like, you don't have any you
know, you don't want to say

502
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:38,679
anything if you're the guy. But
I would tell I would say that you

503
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:43,079
should always offer an opinion, like
hey, does this look good on me?

504
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,199
And if you think no, just
go. I think it's not your

505
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:50,119
best call. You got to find
a nice way to better to me.

506
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,280
Yes, yes, yes, Like
what do you think of these curtains?

507
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,000
I don't like him. I have
an opinion, like you're invested. You

508
00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:59,519
live there too? Fucking say.
I was in a position with a friend

509
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:04,599
and asked her what she was doing
this it's like two months ago, and

510
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,119
uh, she goes, I'm going
to get my hair done. I'm like

511
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:15,760
good, I'm not, like,
how do you tell somebody your hair isn't

512
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,079
the same person you went to last
time? And she goes, no,

513
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:23,119
I said good, I says,
because obviously when we get their hair done,

514
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:25,719
you know, four or five times
a year, you think maybe more.

515
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,320
I don't know. I'm not a
fan of the hair. Do you

516
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,639
have? So you said this?
Yes? What was your relationship with this

517
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:37,360
person? Just a friend? See
each other out? Well forward? Huh

518
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,280
yeah, but I felt I was
able to Uh so what did she say?

519
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,360
She goes, really? I go
yeah, she went really? Yeah,

520
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,760
Wait you said this Yeah, has
anybody ever given you like criticism like

521
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,679
that my hair? Nor I'm sure
I'm getting something like that. That's what

522
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:59,039
I'm saying. A Doug, what
do you think you're a piece of saugey

523
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,960
button? So you can take a
fucking eye. Yeah breathe. You started

524
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:06,119
laughing at how fat are you?
What's going on with you? You get

525
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,880
some way and I'm like, how
many devil legs we during the day?

526
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,119
Doug take Doug takes a picture before
we start the podcast every week and he

527
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:15,360
looks and he goes, holy shot, my fat look at my neck?

528
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:19,039
Right? But then there's somebody who's
cuddling up to your neck these days or

529
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,039
what? No, although I gave
my number out two different rides yesterday,

530
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:24,760
ubering that was a surprise. I'm
going to tell you. So. I

531
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,239
was joking with these two women in
back about uh, I think dating.

532
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,679
They were complaining about something. I'm
like, oh, I'm single and uh

533
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,000
single, ready to mingle? And
she goes, my mom's up for Florida.

534
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:38,760
She's she's having no luck. We're
talking about dating sites. Yeah.

535
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:43,280
Now, how old were these women? She was thirty five. I think

536
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,800
her mother was fifty eight fifty nine
okay, and uh. I'm like,

537
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,280
well, no, you are right
in the prime position where you could date

538
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,039
either one you could. The daughter
was taken yes, okay, and she's

539
00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:58,639
like, where my mom is looking
for compatibility and I'm like, that's what

540
00:36:58,639 --> 00:37:00,119
it is. You want somebody.
But he told him A couple of jokes

541
00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:05,159
got him laughing, and so they
took my number. They took your number.

542
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:07,639
I heard from and was just vacationing
up from Florida, all right,

543
00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:10,800
not time out. Who's vacationing up
from Florida? Mom? Mom? Oh,

544
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,400
so she's not. I go,
mom needs some loving too. She

545
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,000
goes, yes, that's what she
she she wants. I'm like, well,

546
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:21,039
perfect, we should get your number. I'm like yeah, sure,

547
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:24,880
so you gave your number. Yeah, and now you you're thinking potentially that

548
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,079
the daughter is gonna pimper mom to
you. Probably no, probably not.

549
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,280
Hey, her mother was probably embarrassed
at this point. Hey, mom,

550
00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:37,880
I found an uber driver exactly how
would that come off? That's worse than

551
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,280
saying, hey, you dressed like
ship. You can't get laid. So

552
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,480
I got your uber driver. I
am fucking Florida over the fact that you

553
00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:47,000
told the woman that her haircut was
bad. I said, I didn't care

554
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:51,920
for it. I don't care for
your hair. I like, because she's

555
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:57,000
handsome. You have a fuck dog? Right, all right? Not?

556
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,760
Was she married anybody? Then,
you said, at this point? Not?

557
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,199
At this point? She had afriend? She had a boyfriend? Yeah,

558
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:12,599
yeah, just a friend from one
of the bars. When is that?

559
00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:15,079
Yes, it is, but in
a nice way. If someone asks

560
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:19,320
for it, well you know what
I mean, or if someone or if

561
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,840
someone came about the podcast and she
if I heard a bunch of people making

562
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,440
fun, I wasn't making fun.
No, no, no. If I

563
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,360
heard a bunch of people making fun
of somebody over something they were wearing,

564
00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:30,639
I may pull them aside and go, hey, listen. I had to

565
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:34,840
do it at that At the gym, I had to talk to somebody about

566
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,559
their bio, their yoga pants,
oh the boh. Yes, I had

567
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:39,800
to go tig hey listen, I
go, Oh, you finally did do

568
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,840
that? Yeah, I did it
right away. I did it the next

569
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,199
time I saw the person, because
you had it the last time. Yeah,

570
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,599
I hadn't seen them, okay,
yeah, but the person came in,

571
00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:51,159
what did he say? I just
I walked outside. I said,

572
00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:52,920
hey, listen, I got just
bring an extra shirt, do something,

573
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:55,039
all right, Yeah, no problem, thank you, thank you for telling

574
00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:58,800
me. But it was done in
a private way. It wasn't all of

575
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,519
a sudden like yeah, I I
know that was one though, where other

576
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,920
people were saying ship. No one
said anything to you about this woman's here.

577
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,280
You just walked up and go.
I didn't walk right, I'd god

578
00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:15,480
dang hell and Keller cut that head. Wow. No, I did not

579
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:19,400
say like that, like how much
did you pay for that fucking thing.

580
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,880
Women's haircuts are expensive too, Yes, they are, yeah, well getting

581
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:31,239
they're getting nails done obviously, yes, uh, pedicures, manicures, lashes,

582
00:39:31,519 --> 00:39:37,480
yeah, brows, brows yeah,
oh yeah, yeah. It's good

583
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:39,400
your single bug. You don't have
to pay for anything. I don't have

584
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,719
to pay for anything. This is
a five minute haircut. I could probably

585
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,440
do it myself. Get a Floby, a Floaby. You never remember the

586
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,280
Floby no? Oh yeah, it
was like a giant vat. Oh I

587
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,559
do remember that. Yeah, you
can get a Floaby. We would look

588
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:58,639
it up. They're still selling them. They are Floaby. My hair got

589
00:39:58,639 --> 00:40:00,800
it's about twenty twenty five dollars.
So this woman listens to the podcast The

590
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:05,960
Haircut Lady. Yeah, oh,
all right, I can tell you it

591
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,880
is. No, I'm sure she's
lovely and beautiful. Yeah, and I

592
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,159
appreciate her listening. Yes, absolutely, We have a lot of listeners.

593
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,559
Yes, I know, Jimmy Waite, Sandra, I gotta get my list

594
00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:19,760
for the end of the day.
That's right, get your list for the

595
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,079
end, all right, we will, Uh what do we get? We

596
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:27,880
got three others right now, Rick
Min's, Christy Pat, Mike Crandall and

597
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,360
Rob Zannon are listening right now.
A prank and I don't know I have

598
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:37,599
a theory about this. I think
definitely a prank. Horrible thing happened to

599
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:40,039
a guy. We'll hear him in
his own words talk about this. But

600
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:43,400
I don't know if you've ever had
pranks played on you, if you've ever

601
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,159
played pranks on anybody, just say
April Fools and uh, April fools jokes.

602
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,599
Yeah, prank, Yeah, prank. I don't have to think about

603
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:52,920
that. Yeah. Well, I'll
play this news clip and you'll, uh,

604
00:40:53,079 --> 00:40:57,280
you'll see how people don't like it. And somebody has a stripper song

605
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,440
request Relliant Oh yeah, okay,
I want you to to bring it up

606
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,400
to something and I mean to introduce
their wife. Uh no, this is

607
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:12,119
a woman who wanted to hear what
Yeah that message message did. We'll get

608
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:15,800
to that next. But first Connors
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thinks she's naked when she listens to

640
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here. What what? What did
you now? Thinks I said nothing.

641
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,440
This is supposed to be the official
video, but it sounded like a live

642
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:06,239
thing. I don't remember that opening
ever. No, the original was just,

643
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:10,599
Yeah, a couple stuff inside walked
this way, you would be baby

644
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,639
make all kinds of one armed,
one armed dumber joke? What his twelve?

645
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,639
He's also an artist? He is, Yeah, one brush, one

646
00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:22,880
way. He has a whole art
shows and everything. I believe it.

647
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,599
Yeah, very talented, but ripped
off in a car accident. Yeah,

648
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,599
man, you gotta be going like
that's bad. That was the old joke

649
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:37,039
that has twelve legs and eleven arms
left flapper. All right, so there's

650
00:44:37,519 --> 00:44:39,119
Did you play pranks at all as
a kid when you were a teenager,

651
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:42,239
did you get into any kind of
mischief. You seem like you were a

652
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,480
little more straightened out. I mean
maybe I did some calling pranks. Yeah.

653
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,480
I remember going through the paper and
calling up people. Wait, wait

654
00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:52,159
what calling up people when there was
a newspaper and there was things for sale.

655
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,920
Yeah. I remember my sister Tracy
and I would call people and I

656
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,880
would joke with them on the phone. You know, they'd have a lot

657
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,079
for sales. So I come up
and go, you have you have a

658
00:45:01,079 --> 00:45:04,000
lot for sale? And they were
like, yeah, like a lot of

659
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,199
what? No, a lot.
That's kind of a cute. That's a

660
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:13,960
that's like it's like an early radio
bit. Yes. I remember once as

661
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:21,199
an adult putting my friend putting a
phone number up. But it was a

662
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,079
Google number that I attached to their
phone, so all phone calls would be

663
00:45:24,079 --> 00:45:30,079
forwarded to them, all right,
So it wasn't their number in other words,

664
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:31,920
like I'm not going to put out
like you know your numbers five A

665
00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:36,039
five, but I so I found
a Google one that would be like five

666
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:38,519
A five, seven hundred and thirty
six thousand it or something like that,

667
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,679
and so but it would forward all
the calls to you. Okay, So

668
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:49,400
I said, I put up there
free, free workout equipment, including a

669
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:54,079
treadmill. Call this number, see
the number to get rid of his phone

670
00:45:54,119 --> 00:46:00,920
never stopped ringing. It's the fuck
is going on getting all these calls from.

671
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,199
I haven't heard pranks in a long
time. There was actually something on

672
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:09,039
Facebook where you could send somebody a
packet of something yeah, yeah, like

673
00:46:09,639 --> 00:46:13,320
they used to gay Pride or something
like that, or oh you could or

674
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:19,199
a Republican so you said your Democrat
friend, yeah, memberships into the Republican

675
00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:23,760
National Society and lose friends. Nowadays, like nobody would take that. That's

676
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,760
a joke that people wouldn't even find
funny. They would get offended by that

677
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,440
day, which literally we should laugh
at that. I mean, let me,

678
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:37,119
let me just say this. There's
a comedian there is like me who

679
00:46:37,199 --> 00:46:44,559
was supposed to be on Saturday Night
Live and just they announced him going to

680
00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:50,639
be part of the cast. And
Shane Gillis, I'm pretty sure it was

681
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:57,719
Shane Gillis, and Shane Gillis was
fired for a tweet from like fifteen years

682
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,639
prior years like this. Well,
let me just I just want to point

683
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:07,360
out some of the the silliness.
I want to I'm not gonna call him,

684
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,360
but just the silliness of the cancel
culture. He's now gonna host Saturday

685
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,360
Night Live. He's become one of
the biggest comedians in the country, like

686
00:47:14,679 --> 00:47:19,559
one of the absolute elite in this
country, comedians playing eight rooms, selling

687
00:47:19,559 --> 00:47:22,920
out theaters, selling out amphitheater,
its huge podcast, the whole thing,

688
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:25,800
to the point where Saturday Night Live
has him back as a host. We'll

689
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:30,199
have him as a host this season. It might be this Week or Shane

690
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,079
Gillis, and he is h but
the guy is enormous right now. He

691
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:38,800
is one of the biggest and he
was scheduled to be on he was gonna

692
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,920
be a cast member of Saturday Night
Live, and somebody dug through tweets and

693
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:45,639
Saturday Night Live went up. I
mean sure, because you don't want the

694
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:49,159
backlash and one of this stuff.
What was the tweet? Do you remember?

695
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,079
I do not. I don't even
know. If I don't, I

696
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,039
don't know. I think it was
more they told you. It's more or

697
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:59,039
less the premise of the tweet if
I recall, I don't know. If

698
00:47:59,039 --> 00:48:02,960
it was of a racial nature,
I don't remember. I just it's just

699
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:08,599
the silliness of it is he gets
couldn't get on, but was talented enough

700
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,400
and got on to come in,
got on. You've been working your butt

701
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,599
off to be a comedian, all
these you know, hosting and featuring and

702
00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:20,039
headlining. We went you on and
we found one thing. One thing only

703
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,719
Yeah, somebody else did not them. Sure, Saturday and Live hired him.

704
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,960
He was hired. Oh, he
had a contract. He was honest.

705
00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:30,760
When somebody they put out who the
new cast is, somebody then went

706
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,039
through it, found it, and
they wound up firing him before he even

707
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:38,199
did an episode. But here's the
thing that I love a lot some people,

708
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,519
that would be the most devastating thing
to happen to them, right,

709
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:45,760
and they would go, oh my
god, this was a tweet from five

710
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,840
to six years. We're seeing a
lot of times Division one athletes in college

711
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,719
had put something out when they were
fourteen fifteen years old, and that's where

712
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,199
social media stuff, right, And
they've had scholarships pulled, they've done all

713
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:00,559
kinds of things. But what I
love about this is this guy I don't

714
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:02,840
want. His attitude was like all
right, and he just went out and

715
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,800
he is now one of the biggest
comedians in the country, one of the

716
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,719
biggest podcasts in the world, and
he's going to be hosting Saturday Night Live,

717
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:15,960
the show that fired him. Is
that irony? I yeah, I

718
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,719
mean, I just it's the silliness
of it to go and the problem I

719
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,639
have with it is and I don't
know the distance between the time the tweet

720
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,119
was found and the time the tweet
was sent by that I mean, was

721
00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:28,559
it five years ago, three year? I don't know. But I think

722
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:32,280
as human beings, if the purpose
is to say we don't tolerate this anymore,

723
00:49:32,559 --> 00:49:36,440
then give a person a chance to
change or have them say, look,

724
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,880
I've evolved. You're right. I
wasn't that, you know. I

725
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,239
wasn't the same guy at twenty one
when I sent that tweet out as I

726
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,199
am now at twenty five or whatever
his age was at the time. I

727
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,320
just the whole thing to me is
if it's supposed to improve society, it

728
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,679
doesn't seem to. It seems to
cancel and put people in bad spots.

729
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,320
We're giving appearance tickets and people are
getting arrested two, three, five times

730
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,800
a week. Yes, Yes,
that's okay, Yes, tweet ten years

731
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,039
ago, right, And I don't
know that the timeline that, but I

732
00:50:04,079 --> 00:50:07,360
find it. I just find it
like just pretty funny. Though they guys

733
00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:09,280
I think he's like thirty six,
so I don't remember how many years ago,

734
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,840
but Shane gillis he will be hosting. I watch him. Uh,

735
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,360
this is a prank, allegedly a
prank, and I just want you to

736
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:21,039
listen. Imagine if this were you, and then we'll even here the news

737
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:24,639
commentator at the end. It's the
best. On a nice winter day near

738
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:30,599
Sloan's Lake, chances are you can
find Stefano kio Atto on his daily walk.

739
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,800
Now in the Greater where we live, Monroe County, a lot of

740
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,519
places have nice parks, and if
it's a nice winter day, you will

741
00:50:38,519 --> 00:50:42,719
see people out walking. We have
the Erie Canal where we live. People

742
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,039
walk along the Erie Canal. This
guy went, there's parks in different towns

743
00:50:46,039 --> 00:50:49,599
around here, and you may take
a walk through the park, be the

744
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,000
trails around a pond or something.
And this is what happened. That's a

745
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,039
lot when it's very cold. I
don't do it. I do something else.

746
00:50:55,239 --> 00:51:01,519
It's a few miles round trip,
and Stephano says, sometimes nature calls.

747
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:07,559
I saw the portable partty and I
wanted to use it. I felt

748
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:12,320
the thing start to move and I
thought that it was a truck. Wait

749
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,480
wait, wait wait, I see
him. Wait hang on, I'm just

750
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,639
shaking my hand starting. Man.
I saw a little crash. I saw

751
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:22,880
a smile. Happened now, I
started a smile. Somebody really moving batty

752
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,719
with somebody in it, picking it
up and taking it to a dampo or

753
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,559
whatever. And I was so freaking
scared, you know. Moments later,

754
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:35,960
Stefano felt the porta potty start to
fall and I had no idea what was

755
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:43,679
happening. I started shouting, hey, hey, and just kept him.

756
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,719
I want I think the guy is
sixty five years old. Five years old,

757
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,199
sixty five years old, out on
a nice day, taking a walk,

758
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,119
getting his exercise, getting his walk
out of the bathroom. This is

759
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:58,280
why it needed to be a mall
walker on moving and it fell to the

760
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,960
side. I fell on my back, and uh, it's not a prank.

761
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,800
That's vandalism. It's like a salt. Yeah, it's a prank.

762
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,920
If like your buddy were in there, we used to rocket, sure,

763
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,880
but I mean just think of this. You're covered. Yeah, you need

764
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,239
like a hepatitis, a B C
D E F always funny to me.

765
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,440
Fortunately he fell on the side and
not on the front, because if had

766
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,519
if it had fallen on the front, I wouldn't have been able to open

767
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:32,480
the door. Yeah, could you
imagine literally you're literally getting it. You're

768
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,000
a yeah, you're at a tin
can of ship. You were up ship's

769
00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:42,239
creek without a paddle. You got
door and get out. Stefano says he

770
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,599
found the door and crawled out as
a man and his son ran over to

771
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,280
help, and he said, yeah, I think it was a couple of

772
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:54,320
teenagers. Here's what I think.
I think the father and son. Let's

773
00:52:54,360 --> 00:53:00,079
knack it over there the news that
don't you think they knocked it over and

774
00:53:00,119 --> 00:53:01,480
go, yeah we heard it.
It saw a couple of teenagers from that

775
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:06,880
way. Yeah, well really I
didn't see those. I didn't see anybody

776
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,559
in the principal snow. There's no
snow. It was like, I know

777
00:53:09,639 --> 00:53:14,239
it's Denver, but there was no
snow. We saw them they you know,

778
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:20,199
they pushed the portable party on its
side and then ran away. He

779
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,920
thinks it was likely a prank,
one he doesn't find very funny. It

780
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:30,599
may sound funny when you were a
kid, Yeah, it's not. If

781
00:53:30,599 --> 00:53:34,599
you're the guy inside. No,
I have seen they happen years ago.

782
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:39,159
What the barnered carnival, the barn
that's just like just a shit show.

783
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,000
Well they don't do it anymore.
I heard it used to be a shit

784
00:53:43,079 --> 00:53:45,519
show. I have heard of times. When did they cancel it? I

785
00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:50,159
want to say ten years ago?
Was it really? Maybe fifteen? I

786
00:53:50,159 --> 00:53:52,000
thought I was doing radio and I
had heard about the barnarc like it was

787
00:53:52,079 --> 00:53:55,440
just like a is it a fire
Was it a fireman's canial? Yeah,

788
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,920
because the farmers still cancerts there on
Wednesdays. Okay, but this was like

789
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,960
I heard, it was just like
a great party. Yeah, just a

790
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,719
fun party. Well, you know
what, my cousin Lee had a great

791
00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:10,559
uh theory to it. Before everybody
put decks out on bars, you would

792
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:15,400
go to carnival because you could drink
outside with other people. And then everybody

793
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,400
started putting patios and decks. And
now anybody you go to mostly you can

794
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,800
drink outside. But for the carnival
atmosphere, we used to run into your

795
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,559
high school friends and so somebody tipped
a porta potty there. Yeah. I

796
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:30,559
was working the beer ten as a
kid, just pulling out the the cases

797
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:37,039
and putting him in the coolers and
uh sky Kendall was in a porter potty

798
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:43,440
and fucking flipped it upside down.
They flipped it upside down on his side.

799
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,840
I forget, they just kept rocking. I'm a kid, I'm thinking

800
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:50,280
this is hilarious. Sure, I
don't think. I went front and went

801
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,599
on his side and he got out
and he finished his piss in front of

802
00:54:53,639 --> 00:54:57,639
everybody. Oh he did that,
But I mean, how about was he

803
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,920
covered in? No, he wasn't. He wasn't. Though it's amazing.

804
00:55:00,039 --> 00:55:04,559
Maybe this guy wasn't either. That's
not a good prank. Well, maybe

805
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:07,960
maybe hadn't been used. You know, you see some of these tanks.

806
00:55:07,159 --> 00:55:12,239
Oh yeah, it concerts. It's
not funny at all. It's it's something

807
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,719
that could have ended in a very
unfunny way. Now, Stefano says he

808
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,239
did hurt his back, but says
he's feeling better today. He's gonna throw

809
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,360
it back to the anchor desk.
Okay, he's gonna throw it back to

810
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,960
the anchor desk. And I want
you to listen to what the anchors for

811
00:55:29,039 --> 00:55:32,519
police tell us officers did respond to
the scene, but no suspects have been

812
00:55:32,559 --> 00:55:37,360
identified. They say at this point
they don't have any other male female team

813
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,079
sitting at the desk reports of this
happening in the city. Tom, Yeah,

814
00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:45,199
certainly one of those things where if
it's not you, you're you're wondering

815
00:55:45,199 --> 00:55:47,960
what the big deal is. But
you can imagine being in there now from

816
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,800
hearing stefan O' talk. Who would
think it's not a big deal. You're

817
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:57,679
an idiot, right, if somebody's
knocking over a ship house, I think

818
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,960
it's a big fucking deal. Of
them in there. Everybody think it's not

819
00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:05,360
a big deal, not a big
deal. Nobody was hoping they get back

820
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,760
talk about and he says, this
was a really scary situation. He thinks

821
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:14,000
they were probably just wait to the
Woman Times and you hear bracelets clack doing

822
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,840
a prank, just making a joke. He says, it was anything but

823
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:20,159
that. Yeah, you know,
there was probably a joke behind it,

824
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:22,480
but sometimes you really need I mean, come on, I mean, come

825
00:56:22,519 --> 00:56:27,280
on, come on, I mean
come on, it's human feces in there.

826
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,280
Yeah, I mean, come on, that's it's awful. That's personally

827
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:35,440
I'd be terrifying. It's just a
scary situation, I tell you. All

828
00:56:35,519 --> 00:56:38,239
right, what see someone knock over
a shit ter with her in it.

829
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:42,320
I was just thinking that. I
didn't want to say no, but you

830
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,360
could you see, Like to me, it would be if you had some

831
00:56:45,599 --> 00:56:52,559
bougie looking Pittsford mom right, Park
City, Beverly Hills, you know book

832
00:56:52,599 --> 00:56:55,360
overtone. God, yeah, come
on, snob just you know, just

833
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,079
one of these well to do right, well to do Yeah, and they're

834
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:02,159
they're they're I mean, believe me, go in there, did shake it

835
00:57:02,199 --> 00:57:07,440
out of my way? I got
my dog in my sixteen todd bags and

836
00:57:07,519 --> 00:57:10,920
goes into porter body. Why in
a half mile we just rode. We

837
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,440
just wanted to run out of breath
by the time I got there, maybe

838
00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:21,440
ten feet. We just wrote a
national lampoon movie. No it is,

839
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,119
but I mean that would be funny. I like, I would laugh a

840
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:25,880
little bit if that happened. If
she came out and there was a floater

841
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:31,199
in her hair because she's got so
much hairspray in there, I mean,

842
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:36,920
that would be shitty haircut. Now. I did do little pranks and things

843
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,400
as a kid. I stuck fart
powder in my dad's coffee. Told me

844
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,440
that one Yeah, that was that
didn't go ding don ditch ever do that?

845
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,320
Well, you weren't close enough ding
Dong ditch. You have to run

846
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,519
three miles back to your house.
We did do We did do ding Dong

847
00:57:49,639 --> 00:57:55,079
Ditch in the village of Pine Plains, which had houses closer together. We

848
00:57:55,119 --> 00:58:00,400
did a lot of phone pranks.
Yeah, he can't do that because no,

849
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:04,400
you can't. Well, the landlines
are being phased out right, Yeah,

850
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,440
that was the big thing. We
used to do that. Then we

851
00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:13,119
used to when I remember once this
was a prank, but it was really

852
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:17,880
really it could have been very,
very deadly. I had my buddy and

853
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,840
I pulled up next to a I
pulled up next to a car with an

854
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,679
old man. Old man's driving on
the Conic Parkway and he's gonna an old

855
00:58:27,719 --> 00:58:30,599
man in the hat and he's going
slow. My buddy goes pull up next

856
00:58:30,599 --> 00:58:34,960
to him and he leans out the
passenger window and knocks on the guy's driver's

857
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,039
side window and flips him off as
we speed off. Do you know how

858
00:58:37,039 --> 00:58:39,400
bad that kind of ended? Though? Yes? Like I think about that

859
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,039
now. And here's the thing is, like, I know, buddy's laughing

860
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:45,159
his ass off. What does it
do? Oh? The two of us

861
00:58:45,199 --> 00:58:47,000
were laughing. The two of us. Hey. First of all, I

862
00:58:47,079 --> 00:58:51,239
was so proud that I could time
it perfect, get it so close to

863
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,639
the car. I was. I
felt like I was, you know,

864
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:58,079
got in sixty seconds. I wanted
to be in all the Fast and Furious

865
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:00,239
movies. After that one, I
go, fuck, man, I can

866
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:05,719
handle that fast and furious with as
you are in the Fast and Furious when

867
00:59:05,719 --> 00:59:07,199
you go in the outhouse. Then
there was another one. And if I

868
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:13,079
admit this, and I know the
people from my hometown listened to the podcast,

869
00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:15,440
I've gotten a couple of people from
high school and reached out to me.

870
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,719
And this is nice, right,
because most of the time in radio

871
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,280
stuff, unless they listened online,
they had never heard anything. But there

872
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:29,320
was a time I was home.
I was I think we were nineteen,

873
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:32,880
and I was going to the community
college, and there was nowhere you could

874
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,880
go. At nineteen. You couldn't
go to bars, you couldn't go anywhere

875
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,239
you lived, and what my brother
refers to as appalasia. There was nothing

876
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,159
going on. So we had a
weekly paper that would come out. It

877
00:59:44,199 --> 00:59:47,559
was called the Register Herald, no
longer in existence. I remember my mother

878
00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:52,360
getting very, very very angry at
my dad because they were doing interviews outside

879
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:58,000
of Elvin's Market and my father they
asked him a yes, no question.

880
00:59:58,119 --> 01:00:00,360
My father goes, it's the pope
polsh That was his answer, and they

881
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,119
quoted him in the paper, and
my mother goes, Jesus Christ, Bill,

882
01:00:04,199 --> 01:00:08,280
it's always these stupid answers. You
Polish. I thought it was does

883
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,400
a pope wear a funny hat?
He was a hobby horse have a wooden

884
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:19,400
dick the time. The pope was
Polish. So uh so, I remember

885
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,920
talking to you guys. There was
all these articles and all this stuff.

886
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,039
They had put dugouts at the at
the town's ball field, and basically all

887
01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:29,400
they were were like sheds, just
cinder block sheds. They weren't dugg into

888
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,719
anything. It was right. So
I said to my buddies, I go,

889
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,719
you know we should do we should
go spray paint the dugouts. So

890
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,559
we go and we uh so,
it's my car and it had a loud

891
01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:44,760
muffler and everything, and my one
buddy, very stealth Bill. Yeah,

892
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,599
my one buddy was theo. So
we could hear him going around the lake.

893
01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:51,719
It was Diissing Mountain. We could
hear him coming around like it sound

894
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,480
like a low flying Sessta. So
we get out and we just spray painted

895
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:59,119
like playball. Nothing bad, no, nobody, nobody. I don't think

896
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:01,960
anybody drew dicks. We just spray
painted some stuff and all this and for

897
01:01:02,039 --> 01:01:08,320
the next month, maybe more letters
to the editor about the the val the

898
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:14,679
vandalism in this and blah blah blah. And then we find out that some

899
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,400
of the guys, like there were
guys in our class that were held back,

900
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,159
so they're still in high school.
You could be in high school.

901
01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:22,760
You were twenty one, and there
were so these guys, but they were

902
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,639
in the alternative Learning Center. They
had to go out and paint the dugouts

903
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:28,679
and they're going if we ever find
out, if we ever find out,

904
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,719
well, guys, I think I
think one or two of those guys are

905
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:36,000
dead. Really that wound up painting
them lead poisoning from painting too much.

906
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,000
Your fault if they didn't pick up
them paint. I said, some bad

907
01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:44,320
lifestyles all the way through. Really, Oh yeah, you can't imagine.

908
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,119
But no, the other guys,
A couple of those guys were at my

909
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:51,679
wedding and stuff that I did this. You never told them no, no,

910
01:01:51,679 --> 01:01:54,599
no, we never said anything.
If they're listening and if I don't

911
01:01:54,599 --> 01:01:58,840
know if anybody remembers, but it
would have been like the early nineties and

912
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,440
we spray somebody's painted playball, and
I forget what other stuff was there.

913
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:07,159
I just remember I wasn't the wonder
spray painted paint playball, but the whole

914
01:02:07,159 --> 01:02:12,039
thing was. I don't remember.
I don't drunk and driving, No,

915
01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:14,599
I don't know. I don't think
we were drinking at all. I think

916
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:15,880
we were just looking bored and looking
for something to do. And I said,

917
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,760
this will get us on the cover
of the pack. Sure enough,

918
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:23,039
sure enough, cover the registered heralding
and then letters to the editor about you

919
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:30,679
know how basically somebody called us on
American It was you know that was that

920
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,000
was the thing. So those Yeah, I guess I did do pranks.

921
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:37,480
I did. It wouldn't tip over
a porta potty though, although there were

922
01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:43,159
a teacher just to rocket a little
bit, the teacher that always gave you

923
01:02:43,239 --> 01:02:46,880
I could understand maybe shaking a little
if your buddy was in there. Yeah,

924
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,519
that might be funny. Oh I
did do pranks too. Yeah.

925
01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:52,440
I used to try to poop from
the top of the stall. See if

926
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:59,559
I could hit it into the toilet. You called the pumps away. That's

927
01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:04,039
nothing to break about it. I
used to climb up there and see you

928
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,480
really needed a hotty? Oh god, no, I don't want to hear

929
01:03:07,559 --> 01:03:14,760
this. Did you hear the story? And I don't know you weren't the

930
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,119
past couple of past two nights,
we talked about this and we tried to

931
01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:22,719
calling this woman too. Uh.
Thirty eight year old mom of two on

932
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:29,639
a staycation at a hotel in Minnesota, Uh, wound up allegedly having sexual

933
01:03:29,679 --> 01:03:32,199
contact with two fifteen year old boys. I heard a little something about you.

934
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:36,920
She got she she went down and
she met them in the hot tub,

935
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,360
and then she told them that she
had gotten in a fight with her

936
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,719
husband, and then snapchats one of
them says, can I come to your

937
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,599
room, and then allegedly gets in
bed with two of them. And she

938
01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:50,360
had kids there too. She had
kids not that age, but they're younger

939
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,760
kids. Yeah, younger kids,
these your younger kids. Yeah. And

940
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:57,599
her husband, her husband was there
and she and her husband allegedly got in

941
01:03:57,639 --> 01:04:01,159
an argument, and then she then
snapchat of these kids said she was having

942
01:04:01,159 --> 01:04:04,440
trouble in her marriage in the hot
tub than this. These kids were not

943
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:09,039
from Minnesota. They were from Colorado, there on a hockey tournament. And

944
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:11,719
she went to their room and she
went to their room. Yeah, and

945
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,639
then and there was a third kid
there who watched. And now she's so

946
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:20,679
fifteen. This woman has her Facebook
page is still active, people leaving some

947
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:25,440
of the nastiest and the only thing
I said, and tell me, if

948
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,519
you agree with this, you can
have We all have opinions about this,

949
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,079
right And as some guys pointed out
last night, women seem to get a

950
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:39,719
lesser stigma maybe than guys do.
Because as I as we were talking about

951
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,760
I said, you know what,
it's funny because they said, what about

952
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,000
if this was your kid, if
you're a fifteen year old, And I

953
01:04:45,159 --> 01:04:49,280
said, I wouldn't have a chance
to say anything because their mom would have

954
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:54,800
her head on the end of a
stick. I oh, but if all

955
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,880
things being equal, I would probably
want my kid to at least see a

956
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,639
psychologist, just to be able to
talk to somebody about, Hey, this

957
01:05:01,719 --> 01:05:06,119
probably isn't how sex is. Somebody
with who's a pro I can say anything

958
01:05:06,679 --> 01:05:10,800
because everybody's like, you, aren't
you going to be proud of him.

959
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:14,159
He said that I don't think I
would be a fifteen year old. I'd

960
01:05:14,159 --> 01:05:17,679
be a little worried because I'm going
fifteen threesome. You and your buddy.

961
01:05:17,719 --> 01:05:21,519
This sets some weird things up.
And that's why sophomore in high school,

962
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:26,840
let's get let's get a psychologist to
walk you through. Right, you guys,

963
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,760
whatever happened here, I don't know. I'm not mad or you look

964
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,199
at it, it's it's chance of
a lifetime. Yes, well, this

965
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,239
is what a lot of people are
saying. But at the same time,

966
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,239
I go, I get him smell. But if it were a dude with

967
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:40,480
two fifteen year old girls, I
think people want to beat the shit out

968
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,760
of them in a minute. The
dude is the gay. If it was

969
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,480
a guy, it was a thirty
eight year old man with two fifteen year

970
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,800
old girls, oh absolutely, yes, that's the point. And she'd be

971
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:55,000
in charge with rape because technically probably
yes. But but all these but here's

972
01:05:55,039 --> 01:05:58,559
the thing. You go to her
Facebook page and you see all these nasty

973
01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:03,440
comments and stuff written, and I'm
going this to me is an example of

974
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:09,920
American narcissism at its best. And
maybe it's maybe it's just narcissism around the

975
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,199
world. I have no idea what
happens in other countries, but the fact

976
01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:15,800
that you feel like you gotta go
tell the way they should take your kids

977
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:20,360
away from you, your filthy pig. It's like she doesn't know she's not

978
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:25,199
getting this from everywhere. Her husband
divorced her. You don't think you need

979
01:06:25,239 --> 01:06:28,480
to pile on like you're gonna change
the world, and that's how you're helping

980
01:06:28,519 --> 01:06:31,360
the world. There was this great
piece that Kevin sent me. It was

981
01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:35,480
after OJ was found not guilty.
How to be the late nineties, A

982
01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:40,519
reporter kind of does a piece a
day in a life of OJ. They're

983
01:06:40,599 --> 01:06:44,960
somewhere like Santa Monica Peer. OJ's
out there. A woman while the cameras

984
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,760
are rolling, walks up and goes
hi, and she shakes hand. Always

985
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,440
wanted to shake the hand of her
murderer, or something to that effect.

986
01:06:51,559 --> 01:06:55,519
And I go, you're gonna go
and brag. I told him. I

987
01:06:55,639 --> 01:07:00,280
told him like it changes his life
nothing you look like if you you really

988
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,360
want to make a difference. If
you don't like something, just don't support

989
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,880
it, don't watch it, don't
listen to it, don't buy It'll just

990
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,719
have to hear them a self talk. But that's the war. Then go

991
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,840
brag about it. But that's twenty
years of Facebook. That's all I'm saying,

992
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,800
right, twenty years of Facebook and
the ones that are breaking two are

993
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,840
two or three other people that would
do the execsame thing. You are going

994
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,760
to pat her on the back.
Oh my god, you're a hero,

995
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,960
so brave. I can't believe it. God, Mary, I couldn't believe.

996
01:07:25,199 --> 01:07:28,119
Did you hear what Mary did?
She went right up to OJ's face

997
01:07:28,159 --> 01:07:31,039
and she told, Hey, that's
the baseball player. The football player with

998
01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:34,400
a knife. I think, I
yes, I but like this woman,

999
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:39,079
Yeah, the woman. I okay, there's a screw loose here. You

1000
01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:42,800
were married, you had kids.
What it really bothers me when people say

1001
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,639
something when it doesn't need to have
to be said. There is a word

1002
01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:49,719
being tactful. Yes, you don't
hear that anymore? No? What is

1003
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,239
that? What does it mean?
I don't even know what they mean?

1004
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:57,400
Right, Be careful what you say
to people. I think that that's a

1005
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,280
very I think. And you know
another thing I don't do. I don't

1006
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,760
I don't send a text or putting
anything on Facebook that can be recorded or

1007
01:08:04,199 --> 01:08:06,559
write. You don't want to put
it in writing, right, Yeah,

1008
01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:13,039
yes, I don't want anything no
used against me. Hopefully it'll never be.

1009
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,960
No, I think that to a
certain degree. I think having opinions

1010
01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:19,479
is good, but I think people
need to know what an opinion is.

1011
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:25,520
It's base. You know, it's
not having a conversation, but spending there

1012
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,319
yelling at somebody, not letting them
getting another word in because you're one hundred

1013
01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:33,880
percent right and the God Lord,
our Savior is on your side. Yes,

1014
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:39,840
I'm like, relax, hello,
yeah, yeah, I am the

1015
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:45,239
chosen one for some things. All
right, we'll we'll take a moment and

1016
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:48,439
when we come back a text asking
for your help. Okay, yes,

1017
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,960
I'll do that for your help.
They need to. This is good.

1018
01:08:53,399 --> 01:08:59,600
This is a surpress. Yeah.
We will get to my deviled egg recipe.

1019
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:05,279
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1042
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1064
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:36,880
I was always crazy one broke into
the stadium and I wrote your number

1065
01:12:38,119 --> 01:12:44,439
on the fifty of nine. You
were always a perfect one in a balueedictorian

1066
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:48,119
soul. Under your number, I
wrote, come for a good time.

1067
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:58,800
I only wanted to get your attention
that you overlooked me. So besides you

1068
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,600
had to me in board brands to
manon and not playing my game talk too

1069
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:09,640
loud? How do you like me
now? Yeah? Good tune, there

1070
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:14,199
you go, Toby Key tellb me
Keith sixty two stomach cancer to me.

1071
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:23,520
Yeah, that's too bad. Today. About how many people have wanted to

1072
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:28,560
do something like this radio? How
do you do? What? Just tell

1073
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,159
somebody? How do you like me? Now? How do you like me

1074
01:13:30,199 --> 01:13:33,520
now? I wonder how many people
have done that with Facebook? Like how

1075
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:36,760
do you like me now? How
do you like me? Now? Call

1076
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:40,239
me fat? Look at me now? Look at me now, I'm even

1077
01:13:40,279 --> 01:13:48,279
fatter. Workout is not going I'm
even fatter. Well, I guess you

1078
01:13:48,319 --> 01:13:53,720
wouldn't put it like Garth Brooks is
a legend, Yes, Toby Keith probably

1079
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:58,319
not legend. I got a different
adjective. I think he's a Country music

1080
01:13:58,359 --> 01:14:00,640
Hall of Famer. Yeah, so
known guy. I think he transcended the

1081
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:08,479
music at the time. I think
country was changing and becoming more almost Americana.

1082
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,319
I think there's a lot of rock
roots with him. So yeah,

1083
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,119
about yes, I would say,
no, he's not legend. I don't.

1084
01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:16,840
I don't. Yeah, I think
the Hall of Famer. Yeah,

1085
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,119
I like that. Yeah, he's
probably, he's definitely a Hall of Famer.

1086
01:14:19,159 --> 01:14:23,560
I would think he's a legend.
The question, I always think that

1087
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:27,279
somebody once said Dolly Parton's a legend. Yes, somebody once said to me,

1088
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:32,960
I got a Dolly Parton joke.
My friend Joe did the new Dolly

1089
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:38,319
Parton work out. Really and now
Joe is lean, Joe Lean, Jo

1090
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:45,640
Lean, jo Lean. So bad? Yeah, so bad. I didn't

1091
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:53,720
have to write that one down there
either. All right, here's the text

1092
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:58,000
that came in for you, Oh
help getting married in August. Okay,

1093
01:14:58,119 --> 01:15:00,960
this came a while ago, and
I apologize it for out right type of

1094
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,199
things. By the way, did
you watch my movie yet? Yes?

1095
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:09,479
You did not. No lot of
love in the room told her I had

1096
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:13,880
the perfect DJ in mind, reached
out to the to the man. This

1097
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,399
guy apparently reached out to the man
Dougie Fresh. Okay, and he's available.

1098
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:19,720
Somebody hits you up for a date
in August. Do you remember this?

1099
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:24,960
Yeah, okay, somebody did.
Now she found out he's a former

1100
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:30,239
strip club DJ, and she wants
to go with someone some yeah, someone

1101
01:15:30,279 --> 01:15:34,039
three times more expensive. Let's see
some three times more expensive outfit that has

1102
01:15:34,079 --> 01:15:38,640
photo booths and whatnot. How do
I convince her? Doug is the way

1103
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:45,000
to go? The introduction. Yeah, we're all playing the same songs.

1104
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,880
I'm meeting a couple this Sunday.
We're gonna go through everything. Yeah,

1105
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,720
when you know, what do you
want for? Uh? Are you getting

1106
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,880
married? Inside? Outside? We're
gonna have a speaker outside. First song,

1107
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:59,479
last song? Pick out six slow
songs, you know, because you're

1108
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:01,319
gonna have to have a few soul
songs, you know, you might as

1109
01:16:01,359 --> 01:16:05,960
well pick them out. What you
don't want a lot of past six weddings

1110
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:11,359
have done have not wanted YMCA,
which used to be really big popular.

1111
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,279
They don't want the chicken ants.
They don't want the hokey pokey, the

1112
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:17,720
dude, the macarina, or they
want the electric slide. Who who comes

1113
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,880
up and requests the song? Is
it? Okay? My aunt might want

1114
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:26,000
something she likes the electric slide if
she asks for it, fine, if

1115
01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:30,760
anybody else know? Okay, So
what was your first What was your first

1116
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:35,159
wife's name? My first wife,
Yeah, Jen Jen. Ladies, gentlemen,

1117
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:41,520
would you please rise, This is
my honor this time to introduce the

1118
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,199
newly married couple. You know them, you love them, you can't get

1119
01:16:44,279 --> 01:16:50,079
enough of them. Put your hands
together for mister and missus Bill and Jen

1120
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:56,479
Moron. That's what you're paying me
for. You're not paying me to spin

1121
01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:01,239
Toby teeth. You know Toby Toby
Keith tunes are shake your booty. You

1122
01:17:01,239 --> 01:17:04,760
want the introduction? Yeah, all
right, everybody grab your cell phones.

1123
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,199
We have two more songs and we're
gonna have the cake cutting over in the

1124
01:17:08,239 --> 01:17:12,520
corner. Yeah. Yeah, you
want to be clear. Have everybody listening

1125
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:15,239
what's going on when there is an
announcement. You want to be You want

1126
01:17:15,279 --> 01:17:18,560
to bring the wedding. Do you
bring props for people? No? No,

1127
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:23,279
you don't bring like sunglasses. And
now I have three. I have

1128
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:27,359
three little disco lights. Nobody's ever
come from a wedding and said, god,

1129
01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:30,039
they have the most wonderful lights.
My god. The props were beautiful.

1130
01:17:30,399 --> 01:17:32,880
They want you want to hear?
I was dancing all night long.

1131
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:36,920
This guy read the crowd. He
knew what to play. I think you

1132
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,239
just sold me. Yeah, I
think so. Your DJ should be your

1133
01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:44,760
wedding planner. Yeah, so I'm
gonna get together with them. We're gonna

1134
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,079
go, uh you know who's gonna
do the toast. Make some recommendations.

1135
01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:54,239
Like a big one is this is
old school father of the bride saying a

1136
01:17:54,239 --> 01:17:57,720
little something. Okay, you know, yeah, well my father shy.

1137
01:17:58,319 --> 01:18:00,840
Look, this is a one time
thing, hopefully, yeah, you know,

1138
01:18:02,039 --> 01:18:05,000
hand in the mind. And this
can be during dinner if everybody can

1139
01:18:05,079 --> 01:18:08,359
just put their fork down for a
little bit, go in the middle of

1140
01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:11,239
the dance floors. Just need your
fork down a little mint. We're gonna

1141
01:18:11,279 --> 01:18:13,920
have the father of bride, Bill
say a couple of words. Yeah.

1142
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,319
My wife Helen and I just want
to say how proud we are and happy

1143
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,840
that our daughter found Steve. We're
very happy for them, and we're very

1144
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:25,000
happy that everybody could join us for
this beautiful day. Thank you, but

1145
01:18:25,279 --> 01:18:27,640
nice, proud of applause. It's
all you need to say, two or

1146
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,319
three words. Now, do you
do a rehearsal with anybody? Have you

1147
01:18:30,359 --> 01:18:33,279
ever done like a rehearsal rehearsal dinner, No, rehearsal dinner, I mean

1148
01:18:33,359 --> 01:18:38,399
like rehearsal of this. They have
a rehearsal for this ceremony a lot of

1149
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:42,239
times, and then you have the
rehearsal dinner after that traditionally, but really

1150
01:18:42,319 --> 01:18:46,920
where people screw up is in the
reception. We get everybody outside. Yeah,

1151
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:49,640
okay, I need the bridle party
outside. Please, everybody grab a

1152
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:53,640
drink. We're going to introduce the
bridal party in five minutes. Go to

1153
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,000
the barget you drink will be there. So I have a list. I

1154
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,720
say, Okay, I'm gonna read
your name off. Yeah, so there

1155
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,960
is a little rehearsal. Then yeah, if I tell you if I read

1156
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,840
your name off wrong, let me
know. But don't joke. Don't screw

1157
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,720
me up, because this is serious
and I want you to line up.

1158
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,680
And I'm like, hey, we're
all gonna have a great time. But

1159
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:15,279
if I if it's Phillips and it
should be Phelps, you know, Oh

1160
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,479
you read it wrong, did I
know? Don't do that. So we're

1161
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:19,920
gonna line up. We're gonna have
a great time. Who wants an introduct

1162
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:25,399
Who wants to be introduced like a
stripper? I want a little something coming,

1163
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,840
like you know, Helen, do
you want to be all the way

1164
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,720
from Alabama Bama Lama. Yeah,
I want that. I want that too,

1165
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,159
No, not me. So have
some fun with it. Pick out

1166
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:36,479
a song. Space Jam is a
popular one, like the introductions of the

1167
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:41,119
cartoon movie, and you turn it
up and down, they come out.

1168
01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:43,960
They dance in the middle dance floor. Some people have their own props.

1169
01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:47,720
Or how do people find you if
they're going to have you do that?

1170
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,760
Word of mouth? Word of mouth. I don't advertise too much. I

1171
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:56,319
used to on Facebook and then but
can they get you through Facebook? You're

1172
01:19:56,359 --> 01:19:59,159
just Doug Phelps on Facebook. Yeah. I used to have a Dougie Fresh

1173
01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:01,600
page, but I let that go. Oh I want to go look at

1174
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:05,520
it. Man, you know it's
just me behind ah a table with a

1175
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:10,960
tuxedo. One. Yeah, I
like I was probably five pounds, Like

1176
01:20:11,039 --> 01:20:14,359
all right, Yeah, you want
to see an old picture. Oh my

1177
01:20:14,399 --> 01:20:18,840
god, I found this the other
day that you're gonna this is twenty years

1178
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:24,920
ago when I was filming my movie. Oh wow, it was one hundred

1179
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,399
and seventy pounds. Yah, it
don't even look like you see that for

1180
01:20:27,399 --> 01:20:29,920
a second. You can't see it
from there, Okay, no I can,

1181
01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:31,720
but I want to do this.
I'm gonna drop it in front of

1182
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:35,640
the camera. That's what I see. Doesn't even look like the same guy.

1183
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:38,840
No, I was one hundred and
seventy pounds. It was twenty years

1184
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:42,920
ago this June when I filmed that
movie. Wow, yeah, there you

1185
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:49,520
go. Very Uh who is that
handsome? What happened? Yeah? What

1186
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:54,199
happened? What I gave up on? No? No, do me your

1187
01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:57,560
favor just as a test. Will
you do this as a test? Sure,

1188
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,359
because you've done some dating sites and
things. Dating sites, Yeah,

1189
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:04,279
you've done dating things. You've done
dating sites. You've been on the Facebook

1190
01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:08,600
dating. Yeah that's the only one, all right. But take that picture,

1191
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,920
yeah, and put it on there
and let's see what happens. Okay,

1192
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,279
So I'm already lying to the girl
right now. I just just see

1193
01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:17,399
what happens. And then you come
busting through, you know what I mean,

1194
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,399
busted? You know, you know
how they'm busting on my pants.

1195
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:25,640
You know how they used to have
the extreme weight loss and they would put

1196
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,359
the people up in the before and
after and it'd be really fat, and

1197
01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:30,760
they make a thing and then they
would rip through in their new body.

1198
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:35,800
They put up a big thing of
meat. Doug, you don't want that

1199
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:40,520
thin, good looking guy. It's
cold outside. You want some you know,

1200
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:44,920
some walrus blubber on you to keep
your warm during the winter. You

1201
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:48,720
have no you have low expectations,
don't expect much. I just saw,

1202
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:53,720
I just heard a story. Let's
get your take on this of somebody who

1203
01:21:54,079 --> 01:22:00,920
is uh going to merit a short
time. And I only because Jock my

1204
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:03,680
memory that you were talking about weddings
and things. Uh married for just a

1205
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,880
brief time and maybe two years,
maybe three years, and found out that

1206
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:12,479
there was some infidelity in the marriage
on behalf of the wife, and so

1207
01:22:13,159 --> 01:22:15,920
divorce. But a guy goes out
and starts to go fund me to get

1208
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:19,279
his divorce, and his brother call
him up and goes, this is the

1209
01:22:19,319 --> 01:22:25,239
tackiest thing. You're a complete idiot. And oh, by the way,

1210
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:31,319
everybody knew this is gonna work except
except for you to you fucking moron,

1211
01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:36,840
And so the go fund me.
And I went wow, because I've gone

1212
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,000
through in the past, you know, even on the radio, to look

1213
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,760
at certain gofundmes, and people put
them up for the most inane things,

1214
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,680
yes, all the time, really
really crazy stuff. But I mean,

1215
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:50,199
if I saw a guy who if
you heard this story like I was cheating

1216
01:22:50,239 --> 01:22:53,840
on them, blah blah blah,
I don't know, would you give a

1217
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,960
few bucks. I know, No, you wouldn't be miserable like everybody else.

1218
01:22:58,039 --> 01:23:01,319
Don't divorce her, divorce her well, you know, wait till you

1219
01:23:01,359 --> 01:23:03,600
got the money. Make her pay
for it. She cheated on you.

1220
01:23:04,239 --> 01:23:08,880
Yeah, I don't think there's uh. Isn't there advantages of being married with

1221
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:14,720
taxes or no? Is that?
Yeah, but there's no fault. I

1222
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,000
think there's no fault with divorce.
It's not like you can say there's a

1223
01:23:17,039 --> 01:23:23,840
quick wit now they're having uh right
at the wedding. Yeah. I think

1224
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,720
I heard this if you look it
up. Obviously in Vegas they've got the

1225
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,039
drive through marriage. Yeah, drive
through divorce. It drives through divorce.

1226
01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:32,199
Yeah, I've heard that too.
You can go out of the country.

1227
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,680
You can get it done in like
two three days. It might costume.

1228
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:38,920
Oh my god, it's so funny. We're talking to a friend of mine.

1229
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,680
Friend of mine did his wife did
that, wanted it done and went

1230
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:45,880
out of the country for three days
and really divorce going. Yeah, it's

1231
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,640
done. She went out, she
got the paperwork done. I don't know

1232
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:53,239
if it was a Virgin Islands or
something, and they just and they can

1233
01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:56,119
do it for any marriage anywhere.
Yep. It's legal in the States.

1234
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,800
Just got to go down there and
get the paperwork signed and done. Wow.

1235
01:24:00,079 --> 01:24:01,600
Yeah, I'd have to look into
it more. Yeah, it was

1236
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,720
a while ago, quickie, then
quickie. Yeah, Because the one thing

1237
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:08,359
you don't want to do is I
was just talking. Somebody came in here

1238
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:12,520
earlier today and a mutual friend of
ours had gone out of the country on

1239
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:16,359
vacation and got very very sick,
like just sore throat, couldn't breathe,

1240
01:24:16,359 --> 01:24:20,720
all this stuff, and it's like
a four thousand dollars bill from the hospital.

1241
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:25,159
Yes, and friend do that too. And then this person's telling me

1242
01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:29,720
that there was a time that when
they were younger, family went away.

1243
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:34,199
Brother gets like, is complaining of
stomach pain and they were old enough to

1244
01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:36,960
drink so in their early twenties and
stuff, and father's like it could be

1245
01:24:38,119 --> 01:24:43,359
you drink too much beer or whatever
wakes up pendis burst wind up taken to

1246
01:24:43,399 --> 01:24:46,399
the hospital. They want to They
want twelve thousand dollars before you leave the

1247
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:51,439
country. And I mean appendix.
Now, they do it laparoscopically where they

1248
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:57,560
practically there's no scar. They cut
this guy right really, Oh shit,

1249
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,560
Yeah, man, you don't want
to get another cut. You don't you

1250
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:05,279
know, you may want to go
get divorced. That thing they spent like

1251
01:25:05,319 --> 01:25:10,319
ten thousand dollars. She went to
the hospital and she's like, I don't

1252
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:13,479
even know if they were doctors,
nurses or right, you were just hoping.

1253
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:17,640
I mean the person saying that this
hospital looked like a McDonald's renovated McDonald's,

1254
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:21,359
right, And then you know,
he had one doctor that spoke English,

1255
01:25:21,359 --> 01:25:26,039
but very broken English. And the
father wound up cutting a deal with

1256
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:29,319
the American embassy because it was like
twelve grand they wanted before you could leave.

1257
01:25:29,359 --> 01:25:30,399
I mean, you don't have that
money. Just what do you do?

1258
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,920
No, I think you have to. I don't know you donate a

1259
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,439
kidney. I mean, I'm serious, I don't know what you do.

1260
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:39,880
I have no idea what you do. But that's that's scary. That's even

1261
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:45,520
more scary than being in the shitters. Yeah, I would rather be in

1262
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:50,640
Guatemala with stomach pains or I'm always
afraid. At some point, and I'm

1263
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:55,199
not a believer in karma, but
at some point my sons are going to

1264
01:25:55,279 --> 01:25:58,720
do something. I'm going to be
in a porta potty, I'm going to

1265
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,279
do something. So I don't think
so something. I wouldn't put it past

1266
01:26:01,319 --> 01:26:08,319
them. I wouldn't put it never. I've never brought that up. Well,

1267
01:26:08,359 --> 01:26:11,520
it reminded me because when my youngest
was little, he used to think

1268
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:15,840
they were like a time machine.
Yeah, Like we would get in and

1269
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,359
they were the time machine. So
we would pretend to stand in there,

1270
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,439
and we would come out at the
park and we would pretend we were in

1271
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:25,279
a different you know thing. He
was like three, four years old,

1272
01:26:25,319 --> 01:26:28,479
four or five years old maybe,
and uh, I remember going, God,

1273
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:31,000
I'm standing in a fucking shit or
your mother would kill me. But

1274
01:26:31,159 --> 01:26:33,319
he thought it was the greatest thing
in the world. And then I go,

1275
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,239
I could see though, at some
party somewhere, where's dad, He's

1276
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:40,439
hit let's go tip it. You
know, I could totally see it.

1277
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:44,560
I got kids who were partying eight. I see that. Yeah, what

1278
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,319
what part are you gonna have that? They're gonna have so many people,

1279
01:26:45,319 --> 01:26:48,680
They're gonna have a or we have
a festival or something. He does hit

1280
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:56,119
at a festival? What knock over
porta potties take something? Festivals First of

1281
01:26:56,119 --> 01:27:00,119
all, they're usually a bunch of
them in an of them all lot yeah,

1282
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:03,479
or they have the walk in.
I have actually been to people's parties

1283
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:06,399
where they didn't want people coming in
the house, so they rented a porta

1284
01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:10,680
potty. Really, yes, I've
been to a couple of parties like that.

1285
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:14,199
Didn't want people trampling through the house, so they got a porta potty

1286
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:16,039
port potty that had a sink and
you could wash your hand. Okay,

1287
01:27:16,039 --> 01:27:20,159
one of those. Ye, nicer
on a nicer port but free standing.

1288
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:26,760
Okay. I was a bartended a
charity event. They had one outside,

1289
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:29,479
but it was like a camper almost. Yeah. Well those they had,

1290
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:32,680
no no, that that's the greatest. Yes, yeah, those are the

1291
01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,279
ships I love. They had kept
going to It was eighty degrees and I

1292
01:27:35,319 --> 01:27:38,319
kept going to the bathroom. You
gotta go, get go. Yeah.

1293
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:42,840
It was hot as hell. You
can sweating it out, yeah, Douggie,

1294
01:27:43,239 --> 01:27:45,560
sweating it out, sweating the oldies. All right, Douggie. Any

1295
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:49,520
other big plans coming up? You
got comedy win? I got comedy.

1296
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:56,600
Uh. Actually, I'm gonna be
hosting the Carlson. Mister Mark Aplito's birthday

1297
01:27:56,760 --> 01:28:00,840
is today. Fifty, Yes,
fifty to fifty. Yeah, I think

1298
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:03,640
his wife just I saw, I
saw something today that he posted, and

1299
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:09,119
I didn't realize his birthday was today
because I knew there was a party a

1300
01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:13,640
couple of weeks ago, surprised his
wife through I am hosting at the Carlson

1301
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:19,399
April fourth for mister Greg Owens is
the headliner. Yea and Cindy Arena is

1302
01:28:19,439 --> 01:28:25,279
featuring good and I'll be doing I
think ten minutes. I think it sounds

1303
01:28:25,319 --> 01:28:28,239
about right, yeah, and then
introducing her. So and then you've got

1304
01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:30,039
don't you have a show coming up? I've got a show with Danny Liberto

1305
01:28:30,119 --> 01:28:39,199
and I've got one in uh for
Dan Viola March seventh and Depew. So

1306
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,279
that's a little bit of a ride
for some people. But if you're up

1307
01:28:42,279 --> 01:28:45,359
that way, if you're that's an
hour way or there for fifteen sixty minutes

1308
01:28:45,399 --> 01:28:47,760
worth. No, but I'm saying
not for you. I'm saying for people

1309
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,199
in the There are people we have
listeners in the Buffalo area. Go yeah,

1310
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:54,680
I Dougie, I think that's a
private event, but it's still going

1311
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,600
to be good to be on mine. Okay, Yeah, if it's not,

1312
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:00,319
I'll let you know. I have
to I have to look it up

1313
01:29:00,319 --> 01:29:04,520
on his his message, see this
is you're a terrible promoter. Why because

1314
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,840
you're fucking awful. You should know. Like I just said, April fourth

1315
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:12,920
of the colonel ARLs you believe that? Then the other one? What else

1316
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,680
do you do? I said,
what else you got going on? And

1317
01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:16,640
you told you and you could go
not much? Right now, I'll let

1318
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:20,640
you know when I have more ninety
I'm not gonna lie anything going into pew.

1319
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:24,640
You can't come to it. Nobody
could come. It's private. Well

1320
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:27,880
I'll tell you what if you have
a private venue and you want to comic

1321
01:29:28,319 --> 01:29:30,640
calling the Bill, there you go. Yeah, Me and Bill come out,

1322
01:29:30,119 --> 01:29:34,680
Bill driving out do comedy. Bill
be into the bed, going you

1323
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:41,640
suck eating my deviled eggs, getting
the ships and going to knock them over

1324
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:46,800
Number one bad loved food devil that
in my house. Do nighters go pie

1325
01:29:47,199 --> 01:30:00,840
with a seventy pour name for Bill
mo seeing tomorrow I'm t admit a moment

1326
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,079
year to spend. Yeah,