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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one, The Freak Thingo's Morning

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News BTCH. Some more details of
the story we talked about earlier, the

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big man Hunt. Were they kid
u twenty three? Yep, kilt some

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people up in Illinois ended up in
Texas. A wild story involving these chiefs,

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fans, dude, and my god. Another story from the air and

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Flatulence Amazing action packed DMN at eight
thirty five. Don't miss it. Hollywood

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Roundup is at nine today. We're
have a bunch of stuff there for you

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Round nine oh five, including Mikey
saw one of the ten Oscar nominated movies.

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Right, Big news for Netflix and
what happens when Nana watches Saltburn?

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Audio of heard during the disgusting scenes. You're Nana, not my nana,

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A nana A nana, my nana. Well, I mean it's so uncomfortable.

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I don't think how much much to
watch Saltburn with your nana that pay

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off? Honestly? One hundreds.
I mean I think I could do it.

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Actually, but that tub he's licking
it? What God, why is

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he licking the drain? You make
me not want to watch it. You

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don't. I'm telling you not to
watch it. JJ said to watch it.

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It's a top ten movie of the
year. Trust her if you want.

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I do. Trust her. And
it's clearly not a time. We

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don't trust you. You, we
don't trust you. It's not an Academy

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nominated movie. It didn't get the
It's up one of the ten for Best

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Picture. When I did my top
ten movies, I specifically say this has

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nothing to do with the Oscars and
no more season. These are my top

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ten. What I felt, so
not only not trust her, you don't

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listen to her, enjoy it.
In fact, let me know you know,

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text me right during the three scenes
of note to make sure you text

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me. I want to hear Nana's
review first, and I'm gonna watch it.

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See you stay awake during it too. Because Narcleepsi man over here had

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a little trouble, we'll get some
stuff there at nine. Right now,

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we've taken a few of your callers. We have been fortunate enough to have

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tickets before they even go on sell
to a huge show. June twenty seventh,

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a Toyota Music Factory for Modest Mouse
and the Pixies and and Cat Power

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More than that as well, again
like pre sale, like happening today on

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that like you even get like these
are non selt to the public, and

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even the modest mouse reddit board going
crazy about ninety seven to one. The

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freak been nuts. But we have
had a couple of discussions. We're talking

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about Texas a little bit this week
for a few different reasons, and we

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were talking about me being from Olney, a town of three thousand people,

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which I just got an update on
that, twenty nine teachers calling in,

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twenty nine teachers calling in one hundred
and forty seven kids out. Good grief,

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you just found that out. Yeah, they've closed all the schools.

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So they closed all the schools and
only that's a big story WFA or Danish

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Knox City. Yeah, you guys
are from tiny Texas towns that I have

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a mild fascination with the lifestyle,
yet I have little to no urge to

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visit them or even see them a
Google image search was it's all and I'm

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from the big city. So we
wanted to get we wanted to test you

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out. We want to give callers
a chance to win tickets. So I've

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got let's go. It'll be lined
three right here, JJ, it's Justin

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and McKinney. Justin, out of
eight here, set the over under for

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Mike. How many you think Michael
get right? Justin? Are you there?

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I am here, Justin. Let
me issue a warning to you before

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you present. How many out of
eight you think I'm gonna get right?

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Okay? Okay? Before you choose
to bet against me, I must warn

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you that I'm probably the I'm most
likely the smartest person you've ever been on

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a telephone with. I'm a big
game I'm a big game hunter. I

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finish at the rack. I go
twenty four, fourteen, and ten before

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you wake up in the morning,
Justin challenge me at great peril? Go

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ahead? How many? Okay?
Okay, Justin's got that morning show energy?

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Okay, absolutely all right, Okay, I'll go with four and a

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half, four and a half over
under a set at four and a half.

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Let's go to line one. It's
Angel and Wiley. Angel. Do

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you think Micha will get more more
than four and a half or under form?

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Hang on, let's learn a little
bit more about Angel. Okay,

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what are you doing? Hey,
I'm just hanging out. Gonna win these

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tickets? Okay, do you have
a lot of confidence in mikey, I

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do, why? Fair? Fair
question? He goes with his good,

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yes, is good? Okay,
all right, Arbie's fueld good not anymore

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anymore? All right? So Justin
was Justine said four and a half.

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So Angel needs to say believe that
I'm going to get five and a half,

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which essentially six out of eight if
she wants to take the five five,

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And then I go with five.
Yeah, I think you think you're

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going to take the over. You
think, Mike you will get more than

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four and a half. I do, okay over four and a half.

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Oh that he thinks you're going to
get five more out of the eighty.

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Yeah, well done, Angel,
And I hope you enjoy Modest Mouse and

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the Pixies because you're about to win
tickets. So technically Angel's pulling for Mike.

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Justin is pulling for Mike to fail. But he also said an over

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under that is above fifty percent,
which to me in this game is a

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very passing grade. Yeah, and
these are all fifty to fifty propositions that

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you're about to present, all right, I mean you've got to it's a

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coin toss. Even if you don't
know Angel, Good luck, Danny.

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Explain the game that we're about to
play, which is titled Barque, Blue

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Bonnets and the Bible, a small
town Texas adventure that was concise. This

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game is very simple. You will
have eight sets of challenges. Mike Siroy

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playing for our could could ninety seven
to one the freak listeners, Oh God,

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for a chance to win tickets to
Bodice, Miles and the Pixies and

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cat Power Rough. I will give
you two options of cities in Texas.

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One of them will be real,
one of them will be pretend. Okay,

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okay, okay. I will give
you the city, I will give

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you the general location of where it
is in the state. I will give

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you the population, and I will
give you a very brief fun fact about

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that city. Give you two choices, Okay, one's real, one's real,

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one's fake. You tell me which
one is real, which one is

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made up. Kevin Turner will log
your score. You're playing for big money,

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big prizes. Okay, I'm logging. I'm playing for Angel and I

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need to get five of these things
and then she wins tickets. If yes,

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yes, you don't get five,
if you only get four, stupid

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Justin wins stupid Justin wins? Can
I ask you a question? Is that

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you can? This? Now is
the time for question because I will tell

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you once this game starts. Question
time is officially over. So you have

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a fun fact or something about each
of the two cities. It could be

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just a little thing, it could
be It could be anything that has to

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do with the city in the made
up city. Is the fun fact made

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up? Or could it be attributed
to some other city? Like? Did

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you just make up these fun facts? Why do you have to make things

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so difficult? One of these I'm
gonna tell you this, Mikey. One

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of the cities is a real city
in Texas. The other is not a

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real city in Texas. You just
answer the question. All you have to

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do is all shut up, grab
your pen in your paper, You do

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your job. Let the man log
in peace. I'm fighting for the whole

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state of Texas right now, represented
by Angel and I can feel everyone cheering

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for me. I'm ready for the
game to begin. The game Barbecue Bluebonnets

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in the Bible, A small Town
Texas Adventure. Let's begin for Modest Mouse

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Challenge number one, Mike Siroy,
it is up for you up to you

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to determine which of these is not
a city in Texas. Generally we went

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with small towns in this good okay, Kevin and I being from small towns,

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that's kind of what's you know,
kind of spurned this whole idea,

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sir Go cubs. Option number one
Mike Siroy, population two hundred and fifty

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four people. We are looking at
Accident, Texas, which is located in

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Van Zandt County, and it got
its name after two surveyors claimed the same

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land to create the town on Accident
okay, and locals, believe it or

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not are referred to as accidentals.
Okay. Choice two ARP Texas, population

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eight ninety two in Smith County,
which is near Tyler. In ARP,

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Texas, you can find the Purple
Pig Cafe. So we have Accident Texas

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or ARP Texas. You text or
can you spell ARP A RP ARP ARP

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Texas, home of the Purple Pig
Cafe. Accident Texas got its name after

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two surveyors claimed the same land on
accident. They decided to name it Accident

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Texas. Their locals are referred to
as accidentals. Mike Siroy, Oh,

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this is great already good showdown.
Both very interesting options. I think the

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fake of those two fake Texas city. Seeah, you're pulling a double reverse

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on me. The fake Texas City
is Accident Texas. Final answer, I'm

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gonna lock it in, despite our
logger shaking his head making me want to

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switch. But yeah, I'll lock
it in. Accident Texas does not exist.

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Double reverse, Mikey, I knew
it as one point doll point.

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Do you hear that angel one down? We don't need her on but Chief

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fish Pump sorry, justin Let's go
to challenge number two. Mikey, Your

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choices are number one Melvin, Texas, population one hundred and seventy nine people.

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Located in central Texas near the town
of Brady. It is the home

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of Riddle's Pecan Shop. Your second
option is at a very low population of

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one hundred and four people. Booger
Hollow, Texas. Booger Hollow is a

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small town in Travis County near Austin, and the sign at the city limits

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when you drive into the town says
population seven counting one coon dog. What

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is it? Booger? What Booger
Booger Hollow? Booger Hollow now coon hunting.

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Raccoon hunting is a popular sport here
in Texas. And you will use

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dogs to run the raccoons and treat
them, and then you will either get

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them down by beating them with sticks
or shooting them. Population seven counting one

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coon dog. Make joke city limits
sign Okay jokes sign. See I think

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you're now running a double reverse with
the flea flicker you want me to say,

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but then that you knew I would
know that out of Melvin and Booger

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Hollow, the fake Texas town is
Melvin, Texas, Mikey, Booger Hollow

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is a town in Arkansas. What
is that? Melvin Texas is real?

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Melvin Texas is real. That is
mccullach County in central Texas near Brady.

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It is, in fact the home
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So again, the over under is
said at four and a half and

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you have one through two questions.
Let's check in with our contestants. Angel,

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how are you feeling right now after
two rounds? I'm still holding on.

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I have faith. Yeah, where
right when we need to? Mike?

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Thank you, Angel, We're right
where we need to be. Vote

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of confidence from Sweet Angel how about
you, Justin? And I'm just saying,

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all right, thanks Justin. I'll
get back to you in a moment.

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All right, let's uh, let's
quickly move on to round three.

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Mikey, you are in the middle
of what is it buttholes, blue bonnets

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and boogers? Oh my god?
What is it? Barbecue? Blue bonnets

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in the Bible? Sir? All
right? Small town Texas adventure cool for

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cat power number one? Your challenge? Which one is a real Texas town,

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Mikey? With a population of eight
hundred and seventy eight people. Is

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it Intercourse, Texas? Which is
out in deaf Smith County out in the

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Panhandle. Now, this was formerly
known as Cross Keys, Texas, and

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the name was changed to represent fellowship
shared with a faith community before the word

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had sexual connotations. The word Intercourse
or is it Novice, Texas? Population

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one thirty nine which if you look
this up on trip Advisor, this is

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in Coleman County by the way,
Central Texas. You will see pictures of

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a windmill, a train track,
and an abandoned building. Intercourse Texas or

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Novice, Texas. I'm gonna give
you some credit, Bayliss, because it's

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more about the delivery. But you're
delivering both of these really well. I

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watched the floor last night. Yeah, so you're sharp. Is that side

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guitar in the background helping? It
is helping me. It's just the most

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guiding mere. Novice Intercourse or Novice
boy. I'm an intercourse Novice pretty good.

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And don't act like you know all
these kevin I don't. I don't

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have a lot of sex either.
I thought you very sexual. I stay

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on task. Yeah, Novice Texas
Intercourse. The fake Texas town is Novice,

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Texas. Novice, Texas is the
home of windmill, train track and

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abandoned building and that is smack dab
in the central of the Great State of

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Texas Coleman County. Novice, Texas. Poperation Intercourse is a town, but

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it's in Pennsylvania. I really,
guys, using real towns in other states.

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I really am. I angel to
win these tickets. You know she's

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gonna she just sounds more pleasant than
justin. Nothing no offense to justin.

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Yeah, no, I all right, I need one, all right,

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one about three. We're halfway through
round four, Mikey. This is a

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relatively new city in Texas. It
was incorporated in nineteen sixty eight. Wow.

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The name of the city is called
Cool Texas. Cool Cool Texas.

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Now Cool Texas is located out near
Mineral Wells in Parker County with a population

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of one hundred and fifty seven people. That is option number one. Why

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is that happening? Number two?
Hurt Texas h u RT population five hundred

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and forty three people in Brewster County. That's out near Big Ben where you

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play golf with your friends. No
real story here on the name. It

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was named after Colonel John R.
Hurt, but in the nineties they made

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the Johnny Cash cover of the Nine
Inch Nails song the official city song,

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where it is still played at halftime
at every home football game. Six Man,

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Hurt Texas or Cool Texas. These
today I'd like to use is my

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lifelong You don't get to call doctor
Ted life. I can ask Kevin.

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I can ask our logger once the
game do you know the answer? Because

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I don't know. I've heard from
heard of neither of these. But I

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think that idea of a Texas town
using a nine inch Nails song for every

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halftime of their football game is outlandish
and halftime. I think Cool is the

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real Texas town. I didn't say
the nine inch nails version. I said

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the Johnny Cash said at halftime it's
still a nine because it is they lost.

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They made it the official song of
their city. Hurt is a fake

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Texas town. You're gonna lock that
in? Yes? Are you sure?

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No? But yes, just because
the clock is still run There cool Texas

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in Parker County, minimum Wells is
a real Texas town. Angel pretend two

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out of four, two out of
four? All right? Moving along.

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This Texas town is located in tom
Green County, central West Texas. It

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is called kill Devil Hills like ki
doublel Devil Hills. Kill Devil Hills.

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Population three hundred and five people.
Something about this town. It is the

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home of one of the last dining
in pizza huts in Texas and the only

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sit down restaurant within fifty miles of
any others? Is that real? Or

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is China? Texas Reel population big
city and sixty. Located out in Jefferson

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County, which is a Beaumont Port
Arthur. It is home of Good Things

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Pizza, not Asians home of Good
Fella's Pizza. The other has one of

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the last remaining dine in pizza huts
in the state. Kill Devil Hills,

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Texas or China Texas? Which one
is a real Texas town? Mike.

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He just yesterday while walking Simon,
I was listening to the Great Fish song

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Kill Devil Falls, which is unrelated. It is what a cool ass name,

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Kill Devil Hills or China. I
know we have Italy and we have

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Moscow or something Moscow. Kill Devil
Hills is a fake Texas town. Final

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answer. Twice so far you've asked
me final answer, and those the only

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two I have been right on.
So yes, final answer, double final

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answer, No, No, China
Texas is real. Bro Yes, Jayson

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County Home Good Fellow's PIZZAO look terrible? Really yeah? The pictures Yeah yeah.

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Three you need two more to get
Angel the tickets. Three here,

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let's do it so fast, mikey
Normal Texas. This is in Jones County.

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It is the self proclaimed Cantalope Capital
of the World. Or Tool Texas

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population twenty one seventy five out in
Henderson County, which is near Cedar Creek

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Lake, where they have a point
point eight seven percent black population point eight

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seven less than one. Tool Texas
real or normal Texas Real Tool Texas.

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Tool is the fake Texas town.
Normal Texas is real, is what you're

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saying. But it's not. Tool
Texas is a real town that I'm just

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telling you. Tool Texas real.
You can't slow roll me real. So

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three right, three wrong? You
got a clean sweep the last two to

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get Angel the tickets. Otherwise Justin
is going to see Modest Mouse in the

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Pixies. Right, I'm ready going
it now, right now, let's knock

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it out, knock it out and
speak to you. Okay, all right,

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Mikey, here we go, speed
round out in Montgomery, Texas,

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a little tiny town less than I
think three hundred people. Cut and Shoot

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Texas, Cut and Shoot Texas.
It's named after a feud over funding for

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a church steeple or down in the
valley. A tiny town of one hundred

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and thirty three people called Blood Texas
in Hidalgo County, where their school mascot

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is the Banditos, the Blood Bandy
tests amazing. Cut and Shoot Texas,

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Cut and Shoot Texas is the hardest
one. Or Blood Texas well. Jokes

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on you, Danny, because I
have been to both, except I never

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went to Blood Texas because it doesn't
exist. Blood. Texas is made up,

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yeah, point made up of great
Texans like you wouldn't do the same

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thing. Okay, wow, right
from you, Dad. I learned it

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from you, Dad. If you
get it right, Angel is going to

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modest mouse in the Pixies. If
you get it right, Justin is going

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to cat power. Okay, this
may be the most important thing you've ever

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done in your life. Yes,
it's a big challenge. I'm going to

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show you the textions. I belong
here, I'm one of you. It's

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a hard test, Mikey. Which
one is the real Texas town? Is

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it Yum Yum Texas? Yum Yum
Texas population four hundred and forty five people

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in Pekas County, West Texas,
named after a candy that the town doorkeeper

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sold and thought it would be a
creative name for the town. Or is

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it Ransom Canyon, Texas in Lubbock
County. Trip Advisor lists one of two

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attractions of Ransom Canyon as Robert Bruno's
Steelhouse, which is in fact simply a

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house made out of steel. Which
one's real Texas? Ransom Canyon, Texas

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or Yum Yum Texas. I'm ready, who's going to win? Justin or

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Angel. I think Ransom Canyon is
a very real town, probably in New

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Mexico. Yum Yum is the real
Texas town. Yum Yum is a real

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tennis See town. Oh my god, Ransom Canyon is in love Ittt County.

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And yes, they do have the
home of Robert Bruno's Steel House,

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which is a house made out of
steel. And Angel is punished for believing

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in Mike Siroy just like the rest
of My Heart Radio. I mean,

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I kind of could just announce that
she gets take this too right now if

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I want, but I'm not gonna
do it because her punishment stands. But

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stwnhold Angel, stannhol justin congratulations.
You were wise to just sit there and

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let me fail. I think you
owe Angel an apology, and I'd like

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to apologize to Angel, and I
apologize to my fellow Texans and to Irving

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and Irving thank you for playing Barbecue
blue Bonnets in the Bible. A small

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Town Adventure Daniel's Next, he thought
Yum Yum was a real town. Oh

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my god, Guy Rip's ass on
a plane gets thrown off. Next