You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak Thingo's Morning
News BTCH. Some more details of the story we talked about earlier, the
big man Hunt. Were they kid u twenty three? Yep, kilt some
people up in Illinois ended up in Texas. A wild story involving these chiefs,
fans, dude, and my god. Another story from the air and
Flatulence Amazing action packed DMN at eight thirty five. Don't miss it. Hollywood
Roundup is at nine today. We're have a bunch of stuff there for you
Round nine oh five, including Mikey saw one of the ten Oscar nominated movies.
Right, Big news for Netflix and what happens when Nana watches Saltburn?
Audio of heard during the disgusting scenes. You're Nana, not my nana,
A nana A nana, my nana. Well, I mean it's so uncomfortable.
I don't think how much much to watch Saltburn with your nana that pay
off? Honestly? One hundreds. I mean I think I could do it.
Actually, but that tub he's licking it? What God, why is
he licking the drain? You make me not want to watch it. You
don't. I'm telling you not to watch it. JJ said to watch it.
It's a top ten movie of the year. Trust her if you want.
I do. Trust her. And it's clearly not a time. We
don't trust you. You, we don't trust you. It's not an Academy
nominated movie. It didn't get the It's up one of the ten for Best
Picture. When I did my top ten movies, I specifically say this has
nothing to do with the Oscars and no more season. These are my top
ten. What I felt, so not only not trust her, you don't
listen to her, enjoy it. In fact, let me know you know,
text me right during the three scenes of note to make sure you text
me. I want to hear Nana's review first, and I'm gonna watch it.
See you stay awake during it too. Because Narcleepsi man over here had
a little trouble, we'll get some stuff there at nine. Right now,
we've taken a few of your callers. We have been fortunate enough to have
tickets before they even go on sell to a huge show. June twenty seventh,
a Toyota Music Factory for Modest Mouse and the Pixies and and Cat Power
More than that as well, again like pre sale, like happening today on
that like you even get like these are non selt to the public, and
even the modest mouse reddit board going crazy about ninety seven to one. The
freak been nuts. But we have had a couple of discussions. We're talking
about Texas a little bit this week for a few different reasons, and we
were talking about me being from Olney, a town of three thousand people,
which I just got an update on that, twenty nine teachers calling in,
twenty nine teachers calling in one hundred and forty seven kids out. Good grief,
you just found that out. Yeah, they've closed all the schools.
So they closed all the schools and only that's a big story WFA or Danish
Knox City. Yeah, you guys are from tiny Texas towns that I have
a mild fascination with the lifestyle, yet I have little to no urge to
visit them or even see them a Google image search was it's all and I'm
from the big city. So we wanted to get we wanted to test you
out. We want to give callers a chance to win tickets. So I've
got let's go. It'll be lined three right here, JJ, it's Justin
and McKinney. Justin, out of eight here, set the over under for
Mike. How many you think Michael get right? Justin? Are you there?
I am here, Justin. Let me issue a warning to you before
you present. How many out of eight you think I'm gonna get right?
Okay? Okay? Before you choose to bet against me, I must warn
you that I'm probably the I'm most likely the smartest person you've ever been on
a telephone with. I'm a big game I'm a big game hunter. I
finish at the rack. I go twenty four, fourteen, and ten before
you wake up in the morning, Justin challenge me at great peril? Go
ahead? How many? Okay? Okay, Justin's got that morning show energy?
Okay, absolutely all right, Okay, I'll go with four and a
half, four and a half over under a set at four and a half.
Let's go to line one. It's Angel and Wiley. Angel. Do
you think Micha will get more more than four and a half or under form?
Hang on, let's learn a little bit more about Angel. Okay,
what are you doing? Hey, I'm just hanging out. Gonna win these
tickets? Okay, do you have a lot of confidence in mikey, I
do, why? Fair? Fair question? He goes with his good,
yes, is good? Okay, all right, Arbie's fueld good not anymore
anymore? All right? So Justin was Justine said four and a half.
So Angel needs to say believe that I'm going to get five and a half,
which essentially six out of eight if she wants to take the five five,
And then I go with five. Yeah, I think you think you're
going to take the over. You think, Mike you will get more than
four and a half. I do, okay over four and a half.
Oh that he thinks you're going to get five more out of the eighty.
Yeah, well done, Angel, And I hope you enjoy Modest Mouse and
the Pixies because you're about to win tickets. So technically Angel's pulling for Mike.
Justin is pulling for Mike to fail. But he also said an over
under that is above fifty percent, which to me in this game is a
very passing grade. Yeah, and these are all fifty to fifty propositions that
you're about to present, all right, I mean you've got to it's a
coin toss. Even if you don't know Angel, Good luck, Danny.
Explain the game that we're about to play, which is titled Barque, Blue
Bonnets and the Bible, a small town Texas adventure that was concise. This
game is very simple. You will have eight sets of challenges. Mike Siroy
playing for our could could ninety seven to one the freak listeners, Oh God,
for a chance to win tickets to Bodice, Miles and the Pixies and
cat Power Rough. I will give you two options of cities in Texas.
One of them will be real, one of them will be pretend. Okay,
okay, okay. I will give you the city, I will give
you the general location of where it is in the state. I will give
you the population, and I will give you a very brief fun fact about
that city. Give you two choices, Okay, one's real, one's real,
one's fake. You tell me which one is real, which one is
made up. Kevin Turner will log your score. You're playing for big money,
big prizes. Okay, I'm logging. I'm playing for Angel and I
need to get five of these things and then she wins tickets. If yes,
yes, you don't get five, if you only get four, stupid
Justin wins stupid Justin wins? Can I ask you a question? Is that
you can? This? Now is the time for question because I will tell
you once this game starts. Question time is officially over. So you have
a fun fact or something about each of the two cities. It could be
just a little thing, it could be It could be anything that has to
do with the city in the made up city. Is the fun fact made
up? Or could it be attributed to some other city? Like? Did
you just make up these fun facts? Why do you have to make things
so difficult? One of these I'm gonna tell you this, Mikey. One
of the cities is a real city in Texas. The other is not a
real city in Texas. You just answer the question. All you have to
do is all shut up, grab your pen in your paper, You do
your job. Let the man log in peace. I'm fighting for the whole
state of Texas right now, represented by Angel and I can feel everyone cheering
for me. I'm ready for the game to begin. The game Barbecue Bluebonnets
in the Bible, A small Town Texas Adventure. Let's begin for Modest Mouse
Challenge number one, Mike Siroy, it is up for you up to you
to determine which of these is not a city in Texas. Generally we went
with small towns in this good okay, Kevin and I being from small towns,
that's kind of what's you know, kind of spurned this whole idea,
sir Go cubs. Option number one Mike Siroy, population two hundred and fifty
four people. We are looking at Accident, Texas, which is located in
Van Zandt County, and it got its name after two surveyors claimed the same
land to create the town on Accident okay, and locals, believe it or
not are referred to as accidentals. Okay. Choice two ARP Texas, population
eight ninety two in Smith County, which is near Tyler. In ARP,
Texas, you can find the Purple Pig Cafe. So we have Accident Texas
or ARP Texas. You text or can you spell ARP A RP ARP ARP
Texas, home of the Purple Pig Cafe. Accident Texas got its name after
two surveyors claimed the same land on accident. They decided to name it Accident
Texas. Their locals are referred to as accidentals. Mike Siroy, Oh,
this is great already good showdown. Both very interesting options. I think the
fake of those two fake Texas city. Seeah, you're pulling a double reverse
on me. The fake Texas City is Accident Texas. Final answer, I'm
gonna lock it in, despite our logger shaking his head making me want to
switch. But yeah, I'll lock it in. Accident Texas does not exist.
Double reverse, Mikey, I knew it as one point doll point.
Do you hear that angel one down? We don't need her on but Chief
fish Pump sorry, justin Let's go to challenge number two. Mikey, Your
choices are number one Melvin, Texas, population one hundred and seventy nine people.
Located in central Texas near the town of Brady. It is the home
of Riddle's Pecan Shop. Your second option is at a very low population of
one hundred and four people. Booger Hollow, Texas. Booger Hollow is a
small town in Travis County near Austin, and the sign at the city limits
when you drive into the town says population seven counting one coon dog. What
is it? Booger? What Booger Booger Hollow? Booger Hollow now coon hunting.
Raccoon hunting is a popular sport here in Texas. And you will use
dogs to run the raccoons and treat them, and then you will either get
them down by beating them with sticks or shooting them. Population seven counting one
coon dog. Make joke city limits sign Okay jokes sign. See I think
you're now running a double reverse with the flea flicker you want me to say,
but then that you knew I would know that out of Melvin and Booger
Hollow, the fake Texas town is Melvin, Texas, Mikey, Booger Hollow
is a town in Arkansas. What is that? Melvin Texas is real?
Melvin Texas is real. That is mccullach County in central Texas near Brady.
It is, in fact the home of Riddle's Pecan Shop, a bordering state.
So again, the over under is said at four and a half and
you have one through two questions. Let's check in with our contestants. Angel,
how are you feeling right now after two rounds? I'm still holding on.
I have faith. Yeah, where right when we need to? Mike?
Thank you, Angel, We're right where we need to be. Vote
of confidence from Sweet Angel how about you, Justin? And I'm just saying,
all right, thanks Justin. I'll get back to you in a moment.
All right, let's uh, let's quickly move on to round three.
Mikey, you are in the middle of what is it buttholes, blue bonnets
and boogers? Oh my god? What is it? Barbecue? Blue bonnets
in the Bible? Sir? All right? Small town Texas adventure cool for
cat power number one? Your challenge? Which one is a real Texas town,
Mikey? With a population of eight hundred and seventy eight people. Is
it Intercourse, Texas? Which is out in deaf Smith County out in the
Panhandle. Now, this was formerly known as Cross Keys, Texas, and
the name was changed to represent fellowship shared with a faith community before the word
had sexual connotations. The word Intercourse or is it Novice, Texas? Population
one thirty nine which if you look this up on trip Advisor, this is
in Coleman County by the way, Central Texas. You will see pictures of
a windmill, a train track, and an abandoned building. Intercourse Texas or
Novice, Texas. I'm gonna give you some credit, Bayliss, because it's
more about the delivery. But you're delivering both of these really well. I
watched the floor last night. Yeah, so you're sharp. Is that side
guitar in the background helping? It is helping me. It's just the most
guiding mere. Novice Intercourse or Novice boy. I'm an intercourse Novice pretty good.
And don't act like you know all these kevin I don't. I don't
have a lot of sex either. I thought you very sexual. I stay
on task. Yeah, Novice Texas Intercourse. The fake Texas town is Novice,
Texas. Novice, Texas is the home of windmill, train track and
abandoned building and that is smack dab in the central of the Great State of
Texas Coleman County. Novice, Texas. Poperation Intercourse is a town, but
it's in Pennsylvania. I really, guys, using real towns in other states.
I really am. I angel to win these tickets. You know she's
gonna she just sounds more pleasant than justin. Nothing no offense to justin.
Yeah, no, I all right, I need one, all right,
one about three. We're halfway through round four, Mikey. This is a
relatively new city in Texas. It was incorporated in nineteen sixty eight. Wow.
The name of the city is called Cool Texas. Cool Cool Texas.
Now Cool Texas is located out near Mineral Wells in Parker County with a population
of one hundred and fifty seven people. That is option number one. Why
is that happening? Number two? Hurt Texas h u RT population five hundred
and forty three people in Brewster County. That's out near Big Ben where you
play golf with your friends. No real story here on the name. It
was named after Colonel John R. Hurt, but in the nineties they made
the Johnny Cash cover of the Nine Inch Nails song the official city song,
where it is still played at halftime at every home football game. Six Man,
Hurt Texas or Cool Texas. These today I'd like to use is my
lifelong You don't get to call doctor Ted life. I can ask Kevin.
I can ask our logger once the game do you know the answer? Because
I don't know. I've heard from heard of neither of these. But I
think that idea of a Texas town using a nine inch Nails song for every
halftime of their football game is outlandish and halftime. I think Cool is the
real Texas town. I didn't say the nine inch nails version. I said
the Johnny Cash said at halftime it's still a nine because it is they lost.
They made it the official song of their city. Hurt is a fake
Texas town. You're gonna lock that in? Yes? Are you sure?
No? But yes, just because the clock is still run There cool Texas
in Parker County, minimum Wells is a real Texas town. Angel pretend two
out of four, two out of four? All right? Moving along.
This Texas town is located in tom Green County, central West Texas. It
is called kill Devil Hills like ki doublel Devil Hills. Kill Devil Hills.
Population three hundred and five people. Something about this town. It is the
home of one of the last dining in pizza huts in Texas and the only
sit down restaurant within fifty miles of any others? Is that real? Or
is China? Texas Reel population big city and sixty. Located out in Jefferson
County, which is a Beaumont Port Arthur. It is home of Good Things
Pizza, not Asians home of Good Fella's Pizza. The other has one of
the last remaining dine in pizza huts in the state. Kill Devil Hills,
Texas or China Texas? Which one is a real Texas town? Mike.
He just yesterday while walking Simon, I was listening to the Great Fish song
Kill Devil Falls, which is unrelated. It is what a cool ass name,
Kill Devil Hills or China. I know we have Italy and we have
Moscow or something Moscow. Kill Devil Hills is a fake Texas town. Final
answer. Twice so far you've asked me final answer, and those the only
two I have been right on. So yes, final answer, double final
answer, No, No, China Texas is real. Bro Yes, Jayson
County Home Good Fellow's PIZZAO look terrible? Really yeah? The pictures Yeah yeah.
Three you need two more to get Angel the tickets. Three here,
let's do it so fast, mikey Normal Texas. This is in Jones County.
It is the self proclaimed Cantalope Capital of the World. Or Tool Texas
population twenty one seventy five out in Henderson County, which is near Cedar Creek
Lake, where they have a point point eight seven percent black population point eight
seven less than one. Tool Texas real or normal Texas Real Tool Texas.
Tool is the fake Texas town. Normal Texas is real, is what you're
saying. But it's not. Tool Texas is a real town that I'm just
telling you. Tool Texas real. You can't slow roll me real. So
three right, three wrong? You got a clean sweep the last two to
get Angel the tickets. Otherwise Justin is going to see Modest Mouse in the
Pixies. Right, I'm ready going it now, right now, let's knock
it out, knock it out and speak to you. Okay, all right,
Mikey, here we go, speed round out in Montgomery, Texas,
a little tiny town less than I think three hundred people. Cut and Shoot
Texas, Cut and Shoot Texas. It's named after a feud over funding for
a church steeple or down in the valley. A tiny town of one hundred
and thirty three people called Blood Texas in Hidalgo County, where their school mascot
is the Banditos, the Blood Bandy tests amazing. Cut and Shoot Texas,
Cut and Shoot Texas is the hardest one. Or Blood Texas well. Jokes
on you, Danny, because I have been to both, except I never
went to Blood Texas because it doesn't exist. Blood. Texas is made up,
yeah, point made up of great Texans like you wouldn't do the same
thing. Okay, wow, right from you, Dad. I learned it
from you, Dad. If you get it right, Angel is going to
modest mouse in the Pixies. If you get it right, Justin is going
to cat power. Okay, this may be the most important thing you've ever
done in your life. Yes, it's a big challenge. I'm going to
show you the textions. I belong here, I'm one of you. It's
a hard test, Mikey. Which one is the real Texas town? Is
it Yum Yum Texas? Yum Yum Texas population four hundred and forty five people
in Pekas County, West Texas, named after a candy that the town doorkeeper
sold and thought it would be a creative name for the town. Or is
it Ransom Canyon, Texas in Lubbock County. Trip Advisor lists one of two
attractions of Ransom Canyon as Robert Bruno's Steelhouse, which is in fact simply a
house made out of steel. Which one's real Texas? Ransom Canyon, Texas
or Yum Yum Texas. I'm ready, who's going to win? Justin or
Angel. I think Ransom Canyon is a very real town, probably in New
Mexico. Yum Yum is the real Texas town. Yum Yum is a real
tennis See town. Oh my god, Ransom Canyon is in love Ittt County.
And yes, they do have the home of Robert Bruno's Steel House,
which is a house made out of steel. And Angel is punished for believing
in Mike Siroy just like the rest of My Heart Radio. I mean,
I kind of could just announce that she gets take this too right now if
I want, but I'm not gonna do it because her punishment stands. But
stwnhold Angel, stannhol justin congratulations. You were wise to just sit there and
let me fail. I think you owe Angel an apology, and I'd like
to apologize to Angel, and I apologize to my fellow Texans and to Irving
and Irving thank you for playing Barbecue blue Bonnets in the Bible. A small
Town Adventure Daniel's Next, he thought Yum Yum was a real town. Oh
my god, Guy Rip's ass on a plane gets thrown off. Next